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Sodium + Private Lake = Fun

travisbean writes "This should be enough to pique your interest. Add to the story that the guy has his own pond and I think we can all see where this is going... 'The first step was the procurement, through eBay, of three and half pounds of solid sodium metal for about a hundred dollars. This is a decent price for a small quantity like this. Small being a relative term: It's used by the ton in industry, but anything more than a few grams is a dangerous quantity if found in your home. Three and a half pounds is enough, for example, to blow your home to bits under the right conditions.'"

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  1. Awesome by SexyKellyOsbourne · · Score: 5, Funny

    Too bad he couldn't afford Cesium or Francium!

    1. Re:Awesome by evilrunner · · Score: 5, Funny

      Too bad Francium has a half life that is something on the order of a few milliseconds. Cesium on the other hand could explode if it was exposed to humid air. Sounds like Darwin at work to me.

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    2. Re:Awesome by wandernotlost · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ah yes. Reminds me of when I used to read alt.cesium, back in the day. Wonderful stories of Cesium and swimming pools and other bodies of water. The conjecture of all the great possibile combinations of Cesium and everyday products (like condoms - for explosive sex!).

      Such fond memories.

    3. Re:Awesome by Galahad2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, if he had some Francium, he probably doesn't have it anymore. The most common type has a half life of only 21.8 months (that's 223Fr, 221 and 212 have halflives of 4.8 months and 20 minutes, respectively). Not to mention that he would probably be able to knock "cancer" up a few notches on the ol' "What's probably going to kill me" list, and rule out any prospect of having children. Well, children that don't glow in the dark and are less than 60 feet tall, anyway.

    4. Re:Awesome by Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny

      This made me chuckle when I looked at the FAQ:

      What if a Trew Tungsten ring gets stuck on your finger, can it be safely removed if necessary?

      ...
      If pulling doesn't work, TrewTungsten rings are engineered to be safely and easily removed in case of emergency. Click here to view the recommended removal procedure as written by Dr. Stanley Hajduk and published by the Annals of Emergency Medicine in June of 2001. Note: You may be eligible for a full replacement if you submit the ring parts (including the serial number) and proof of removal by an emergency professional along with your warranty.

  2. Nothing like fun with Sodium... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...in a freshwater pond. Hope there weren't any fish living there ;)

    1. Re:Nothing like fun with Sodium... by AntiNorm · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hope there weren't any fish living there ;)

      Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Give a man a block of sodium he can fish with, you feed him for life.

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    2. Re:Nothing like fun with Sodium... by ameoba · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hrmm... a larg enough block of Na tossed into a lake would essentially make a large pool of lye.

      Na + H20 = Lye + stuff
      Explosion + fish = dead fish
      dead fish + lye = lutefisk

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    3. Re:Nothing like fun with Sodium... by spinwards · · Score: 2, Funny

      I like this one myself:

      Light a fire for a man and keep him warm for an hour
      Light a man on fire, and keep him warm for the rest of his life.

    4. Re:Nothing like fun with Sodium... by BluBrick · · Score: 5, Funny

      Lutefisk? Is that something like this?

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    5. Re:Nothing like fun with Sodium... by Pinky · · Score: 5, Funny

      Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day.

      Feed a man for life and he'll go out throw a big block of Sodium in the lake and kill all the fish just to watch is go fiiizzzzzzzzz.......

      Moral: Men like things that go fizzzzzz more than fish.

    6. Re:Nothing like fun with Sodium... by thomas.galvin · · Score: 3, Funny

      1. Nothing
      2. ???
      3. CREATION!!!

  3. Now that's why we have eBay. by perfessor+multigeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mmm. Now I'll have to get my own stockpile. Heh, heh, heh.

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  4. Imagine... by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny

    duct taping this sodium to people who post "imagine a beowulf cluster of these" posts, and throwing them in a lake.

    1. Re:Imagine... by davidstrauss · · Score: 4, Funny

      Image a beowulf clu.....

      **Boom**

      No Carrier

    2. Re:Imagine... by gooberguy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Imagine duct taping this sodium to people who post "imagine a beowulf cluster of these" posts, and throwing them in a lake.

      Now imagine a beowulf cluster of THOSE!

      D/\ Gooberguy

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  5. I've always wanted to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've always wanted to do this. I have a lake behind my home and well, lots of free time. I was trying to find a way to extract the sodium from tablesalt but couldn't think of anything (anybody know?). I guess I should have checked eBay first :)

    1. Re:I've always wanted to do this by xmldude · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sure it's a DIY. I did this in high school:

      1. get a few cups of table salt from mom
      2. borrow two propane torches from dad
      3. rig the torches to point at the top of the pile of salt
      4. cut off the end of an extension cord
      5. blast the salt for 5 minutes or so until you have a small clear pool of liqued salt
      6. plug extenstion cord in and stick leads into pool of salt
      7. start all over again because there is now liqued copper in the salt
      8. then remembering from high school chemistry that CL gas is probably not something you want to inhale, set up a fan
      9. whoohoo! after two tanks of propane you now have ~2 grams of sodium
      10. verify by thowing it in the garage sink
      11. explain to dad why the driveway has heat blisters

      easy :)

    2. Re:I've always wanted to do this by fenix+down · · Score: 2, Funny

      My high school chem teacher tossed some sodium in the resivoir in my town. Now THAT'S pollution.

      Since it's a cool story, it was his last year before he was gonna retire, so he took 2 paper towel tubes, filled them up about 1/3 of the way with Na and stapled the ends shut, making something like one of those WWII grenades with the handles. Then he piled the class into his station wagon and this other kid's van, cruised down to the water, and hurled 'em in. The first one sank a little before the reaction really set in, so you basically got a huge steam/hydrogen bubble coming up, looking (and sounding) like a depth-charge. The second one wasn't as big, but it came apart as it hit, making lots of dancing fire, and little chunks of Na bouncing around on the surface.

      Most impressive of all, he managed to get us all back without anybody noticing. He rationalized screwing up the pH balance by saying he was just readjusting it to compensate for the acidity of drunken teenagers pissing in it.
      Oh, and this was 2 years ago, not the 50's throw uranium at your siblings era. He probably only got away with it by getting out of the state by the time the story got spread around.

  6. He's a shoo-in by Zspdude · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet the Darwin awards have already written up his exploits and are now just waiting....

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    1. Re:He's a shoo-in by Sloppy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, we should ignore those blasphemous lies and have creationist awards instead.

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  7. Their server by jsse · · Score: 5, Funny

    explode in the similar fashion within 3 minutes featuring by /.

  8. How long by geek · · Score: 3, Funny

    How long before John Ashcroft has him arrested for creating bomb materials and prosecuting him as an Al-Qaeda terrorist?

    1. Re:How long by Loki_1929 · · Score: 5, Funny

      CNN Headline tomorrow...

      Breaking News!!!

      Attouney General John Ashcroft has made a major announcement on the breakup of a suspected Al Qaeda terrorist cell in the US. Read more below.

      -
      "Earlier today, we stopped an unfolding terrorist plot here in the United States. A group of individuals believed to be cells for Al Qaeda were arrested after several hundred anonymous TIPS. These cells seemed to have once again used the evil internet, source of all evil and the backbone of the "Axis of Evil(r)"; specifically a website going by the name 'slashdot' to come together and plan the destruction of my... I mean our great nation. About 250,000 "enemy combatants" were taken into custody and are currently being housed in an undisclosed location. All appear to be Muslim; extremest; terrorist; evil; doubleplus ungood. Do not let these terrorists win, you must go about your lives as usual, and... just please forget we have these people in custody. Thank you."
      -

      In an unrelated story, the tech industry in the US came to a grinding halt today, as most of America's computer-elites were no-shows at work. No further information is available at this time, and we've been told by unnamed sources to "shut the hell up and quit asking questions" on the topic. We don't expect to bring you more on this topic later in the day... or... ever.

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  9. Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by InterruptDescriptorT · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I was in university, my Chem professor (who attended the University of Kentucky) regaled us with the story of when she and four of her friends went down to Stores and checked out one kilogram of sodium. It was stored in a jar filled with some sort of oil (so it wouldn't react).

    The kids headed out under deep cover of night to a local place called 'High Bridge', so called because it was, essentially, a very high bridge over a river, parked their car, and carefully removed the sodium from the jar. On the count of three, they tossed the chunk of sodium off the bridge, letting it fall to the river below.

    She ended the story by saying, 'We sped away as fast as we could, but strangely didn't hear or really see anything unusual. We had resigned ourselves to the fact that our 'experiment' had failed until one of my friends turned back to look at the bridge and said 'Oh... my... God...'. The mushroom cloud and resulting explosion had lit the sky bright red in a remote area of Kentucky at 2am in the morning.

    There was a report in the paper the next day but no explanation as to what had happened.

    And that's why my bad-assed Chem professor will always have my utmost respect. :-)

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    1. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by mino · · Score: 5, Funny

      Similar (first-hand, confirmable) story told to us by our high school chemistry teacher. Slicing off a thin piece of sodium off the larger chunk with a razor blade, or whatever the hell it is he used, he then proceeded to (accidentally -- he wasn't that much of a moron) drop the sliver he had cut off back into the jar, and throw the remainder of the chunk into the bowl of water. Cue enormous explosion (well, moderately enormous.. it's not like the original piece was THAT big), and an awful lot of terrified thirteen-year-olds.

      Oh, and how do I know the story's true? Well, the fire brigade turned up, the rest of the chem classes were cancelled for the day, and when we had our next class (the next morning), there was an enormous water (+ whatever other crud) stain on the roof right above where the bowl was.

      Apparently (my dad worked at the school) he was chewed out in a big way and only kept his job on the strength of the various teaching awards he'd won for making science fun (and how!)

    2. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by simetra · · Score: 5, Funny

      We played with mercury... I was playing with a pipette, sucking mercury into it. Then I felt the heavy little droplet hit the back of my throat! I swallowed it! Should I be concerned? This was many, many years ago.

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    3. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by nels_tomlinson · · Score: 5, Funny
      This sounds a lot like a thermax demonstration I witnessed. Liquid iron spattered the front several rows of the lecture hall. Then the people in the front rows spattered all over the rest of us as they tried to get away. No-one was hurt, though it took a little while to be sure, and there were a lot of holes in clothing. Fortunately, there weren't any smoke detectors in the building, and the sprinklers didn't go off.

      I didn't sit near the front of a class until grad school.

    4. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by zenyu · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yo I'm not a doctor, you should ask her.

      but have a look at this
      http://www.gemgrp.com/Contaminants/18.pdf

      Basically, it should have all left your system within a few months of the exposure. If it happened today and you might become pregnant it would be a worry. Your doctor might even give you some painful drugs to try to speed it out of your body. Organic mercury is a much larger concern because your body can't get rid of it very well.

      Since you probably have a slightly higher than normal mercury level you can advise your fellow passengers in an airplane crash not to eat you first.

    5. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      the mercury now sits in your appendix. it can be used as a thermometer, though it always reads 98.6.

      - a.c.

    6. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by saskboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mine reads 37 degrees. Must be because I'm in Canada?

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    7. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by Robotech_Master · · Score: 3, Funny
      Little Willie from his mirror
      Licked the mercury right off,
      Thinking in his childish error,
      It would cure the whooping cough.
      At the funeral his mother
      Sadly said to Mrs. Browne:
      "Twas a chilly day for Willie
      When the mercury went down."
      --from Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes, pseudonymous author given as "Col. D. Streamer" (actually Harry Graham)
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    8. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Mercury in pure form tends to go straight through your system with little harm.

      This is actually pretty true I think. I remember a kid in high school who drank mercury to make "Terminator Poo". They video taped it.

    9. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by CokeBear · · Score: 3, Funny

      We'll all miss little Willie
      We'll not see him anymore
      For what he thought was H2O
      Was H2SO4

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    10. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by captaincucumber · · Score: 2, Funny

      High Bridge is just outside Wilmore, KY (also known as Bumfuck, Nowhere), I used to live there. High Bridge is a train bridge, and it used to be the highest in the country - when it was dedicated, the president at the time attended (Reagan? I dunno, before my time). It's a popular place to engage in miscellaneous redneck behaviours, I myself once launched a toy car off High Bridge, after fitting it with a model rocket engine. It's also a popular place to get drunk and jump, or get drunk and take a piss, whatever the local rednecks can think of.

      Golly.

  10. And here I was led to believe he had the right... by hackwrench · · Score: 2, Funny

    conditions... but it appears his house is *still there*. What a let down.... The butterflies are cool though.

  11. Sodium Hydroxide by dead+sun · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't go jumping in the pond immediately after doing this, at least not in the spot where you toss in the sodium. You'd have a pretty basic spot full of sodium hydroxide for a while until it spreads out at least. I don't think a pond of any decent size is going to be too affected by a mere 3.5 pounds though. But I could be wrong on that...

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  12. Re:Great by bsharitt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well he probably spent all his money on the Sodium.

  13. Re:Article Text by Archon-X · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I've read that male butterflies collect sodium as a present for their mates"

    Strange, I thought collecting explosive stuff was the plight of the 13year before metamorphisis.

  14. Chemistry Stories... by Cyno01 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I remember sophmore year my chemistry teacher told us a story about sodium and why we couldn't use it. Apparently some years ago a student stole a whole log/rod of pure sodium and took it home with him, long story short he ended up in ICU for several weeks after shards of his toilet severd a few major arteries. He then proceded to tell us after a school board ruling all the sodium from all the schools was rounded up by the fire department to be disposed of. The fire department didn't know what to do with it. They went out to a small lake somewhere and tossed it out, the chunks of soduim skittered around the lake for quite a while and caused several thousand dollars of property damage to docks and docked boats. I'm not sure if this is true, he was a little off, but its plausible.

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  15. I've seen this.... by Soko · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is the same guy that did the Periodic Table Table - see this story for how I got there.

    Anyway, the video of the sodium lump dancing around the lake in a chaotic and totally uncontrolled manner was fair enough warning for me. I'd hate for pure Na to hit something made of flesh. *shudder*

    So, our final reaction is:

    Curiosity(++Chemistry) + 100(Bucks) + EBay - GreyMatter => hazard 2(health) + fireworks(neato)

    Soko

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  16. personal experience by orcaaa · · Score: 5, Funny

    From personal experienced, i have discovered that "Nobody messes with Sodium". I was once i chem lab, holding a jar containing Sodium with oil(cant remember why), and managed to drop the jar spilling the sodium all over the floor and some very small amount on my legs. Now i am left with a very bad scars on both my legs. So if anyone asks me to handle sodium again, i go Na !

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  17. And another by phorm · · Score: 3, Funny

    We had fun experiments in High School with small bits of sodium (I'm fairly sure it was sodium) on a container of water, under he fume hood. The prof mentioned that at one time apparently one student tried to snitch some of the material to take home (and, presumably, apply with water). About partway through class he started getting paranoid and had the feeling that his pockets were getting hot (from his sweat?). He took a bathroom break and flushed the evidence.

    There wasn't a whole lot of sodium, but apparently it blew up a certain amount of piping... I'd image that he spent a lot of time in detention after that.

  18. Re:Lithium is more fun. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Your dad is the reason why we'll never make it to Mars. Thanks a lot, rrowv's dad.

  19. My Chem teacher did that by freakyfreak2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    My HS chem teacher does that for the 4th of July at his cabin. He was the kind of teacher that did any experiment that made something blow up. Now he is in college again to become a pharmacist. I am very afraid for the world now.

  20. Re:Great by jx100 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or he used it all up a little too close to the comp.

  21. Say... by teslatug · · Score: 4, Funny

    What are the odds this guy makes it into Bush's axis of evil? :)

    1. Re:Say... by Sabalon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sodium - Saddam ... they sound kinda close when you say them :)

  22. mindless thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sink a 5 gallon bucket of sodium to the bottom of the pond. Devise a way to rupture the buck when it reaches the bottom...I'd pay premium to see that on pay-per-view.

    1. Re:mindless thought... by sql*kitten · · Score: 2, Funny

      Devise a way to rupture the buck when it reaches the bottom

      How about some C4? Oh, wait...

  23. True Sodium Story by unsinged+int · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure we're gonna get a lot of creative stories about sodium that aren't true, but this one is...

    First year of college, we had an explosion rock the entire dorm I was in. No one had any idea what the hell happened until someone ran through the hallway telling everyone they had to come upstairs.

    Well, I went up and saw an entire restroom covered in a fine white powder with even more powder floating in the air. There was an empty stall -- no toilet. Just a pipe (which amazingly enough was not pouring water everywhere...still can't figure that one out). There were no large chunks of ceramic (or whatever toilets are made of) or anything to be found anywhere.

    As far as I know, they never caught the guys who did it, but what happened was they flushed a good bit of sodium down the toilet. It was unbelievable to just see the pipe sitting there with no toilet attached. Even funnier was seeing the guys on the floor get rounded up and all of them saying they didn't know what happened. Somehow "I dunno, it just, like, blew up." didn't quite cut it.

  24. Priceless!!! by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 3, Funny
    • 3 pounds of sodium: $125.22
    • Plot of land with pond in the Ozarks: $35,330.12
    • The face of the volunteer fire chief: priceless
  25. Re:Why is this cool? by dstone · · Score: 4, Funny

    RFTA idiot

    RFTA? Really Fucked The Acronym?!

  26. Depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you are green peace, then the answer is :
    My god, you are dieing. You are heavily contaminaed and need to be buried in a lead container. Give me money.

    If you are a democrat, then the answer is :
    You poor person. We will look for the answer right away. We will create 100 new jobs to find the answer right away. 10 of those will be with janitors in my district.

    If you a republican, the answer is:
    If you are rich, then we will create 100 new jobs to find out why you are dieing. We will have to divert 70 researchers from SIDS, but we will find the answer.
    If you are from texas, wyoming, missouri, or utah, then we can divert money from elsewhere and hire another 100 just in these states.
    If you are poor, well, then .... FUCK OFF and go tell it somebody who cares.

    If you are a libertarian, then :
    You have insurance, they will pay for it. If not, then it is your fault.

    If you are just a normal US person, well, you are simply fucked and no better off than what you were prior to reading this (or any number of other posts here).

    enjoy the next elections.

  27. Re:Fun With Alkali Metals by Student_Tech · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why not? Could you imaging a car made out of Na running into a river? You wouldn't have to worry about drowning in it. On the other hand there might not be anything left in said car to recover....

  28. In Other news..... by ep32g79 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Prices for "Sodium metal" on e-bay sky rocket!

  29. Sodium Server... by Erik+K.+Veland · · Score: 1, Funny

    Looks like he dropped some in his watercooled server as well...

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  31. Sodium and toilets by Raindeer · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I was 11 my teacher in primary school told us about some of the stunts he and his friends had pulled in high school. One day they were shown the experiment with a sliver of sodium and some water. Not content with the small sliver and the small effect that it caused, they stole some of it from the classroom. The needed a place to do the experiment and figured a toilet bowl was a great place to try out. The effect was as many of us expected: explosion, toilet bowl wrecked, water bursting out of all the adjacent toilets. Unfortunately on the other side of the wall there were the teachers toilets. Ofcourse a teacher was sitting on the bowl when the explosion happened. :-) You can imagine what happened. They apparantly didn't get caught.

  32. Iraqi stockpiles? by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny


    Has anybody accused Iraq of mass-producing Sodium yet?

    After all, don't they call that mad leader "Sodium Hussein" or something like it?

  33. Science Teach did somting simmilar by VEGETA_GT · · Score: 1, Funny

    Back home whe I was in grade 4 (i can actualy rember that far back) we where rushed out of school to a fire alarm in the afternoon. What did we see but the science teacher walking back from a small pond behind the school looking loke he had taken a dip in.

    It turned out earler that day he was cleaning out the chemistary lab (this school went from 1 to 12, big place) and found a semi rustey can leaking oil in the back. Now most chemestry teachers would realize things like Sodium and other things are stored in oil to prevent them from exploding if they come in contact with water. Wel this teacher not having a chemestery background thought nothing of it. Later that day he took this can of oil back to the pond and tossed it in. He started to walk away when the can did a mini depth charge scean you see in a WW2 movie, compleatealy soking him and cassing people int he school to beleave it happened in the school and pull the alarm. I don't rember all the details like exactaly what chemical was but I rember he was not there for grade 5

  34. Sodium and High School by kenf · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I was in high school, many decades ago, a friend of mine aquired a large quantity of sodium in a rather ilicit way. He cut it up into several gram lumps, and sold them to our fellow students, who would then get the restroom pass, and throw the lump into the toilet, with predictable results.

    One fool bought several lumps, and managed to destroy a toilet!

    By the way, this was one of our nation's leading science high schools, again proving that smart does not insure common sense.

  35. My chemistry teacher was a loser by informagicien · · Score: 2, Funny

    I read some chemistry teacher stories in this thread, and most do not show the teacher from a bad angle.
    Mine decided to demonstrate that sodium reaction in a glass aquarium filled with water. After one guy recalled from the year before that there would be a reaction, we decided to get some distance from the teacher as he grabbed a piece that seemed just "too big" to not do anything stupid.
    He told us to approach to see better, and we got away and prepared to duck for cover.
    He then decided it was maybe unsafe and put a glass cover on top of the aquarium.
    And that's when the aquarium exploded shattering glass across the whole classroom and doing quite some damage to him.
    But then again, it's the same teacher who told us one morning he blew up his garage door with his car because he forgot to open it.
    He also told us one liquid was very dangerous for the eyes only after one smart kid threw it with a pipette in the face of a girl who ended up evacuated at the hospital.

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  36. Song: Three and a half pounds by AppyPappy · · Score: 3, Funny

    To the tune of "Sixteen tons":

    You buy three and half pounds
    And what do you get
    A little bit poorer
    And blown to shit

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    If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem

  37. Heh by cjsnell · · Score: 3, Funny


    11. explain to dad why the driveway has heat blisters

    That reminds me of the time a friend and I made napalm and lit a large glob of it on dad's driveway. It burned for like three hours and we ended up having to put it out with the hose before he got home. I have no idea how long it would have kept burning.

    Here's the funny thing: we did this back in 1989 or so (9th grade) and there's still a large, black, un-removable circle of charred napalm permanently affixed to dad's driveway. I think he's still pissed at us.

  38. That's my kind of woman. by BoomerSooner · · Score: 2, Funny

    Being from Oklahoma I wish she were my age!

    Guns, Women, Lake, Explosion, Priceless...

    .22 Cal Rifle
    Scientific knowledge
    Female
    Explosive experiment
    Delicious!

    Damn, where have all the good ladies gone. My wife is afraid of my 9mm (glad I didn't get a .45 instead).

  39. Re:Whyyy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This is the metal rusitng before your eyes ... This sciene teacher ... a shugar cube ... looks likeit boiling ... It make a huge "BOOM" ... funny thing baout sodium ... karasin will not react ...

    I saw a science teacher at the middle school do this when i went there.


    I'm guessing that you shouldn't have dropped out then. Please go back, it's not too late.