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Live-Action Remake of Akira

GusherJizmac writes "Looks like Warner Bros. is looking to remake classic anime, Akira, as a live action feature-length film. Will current computer generated special effects be enough to bring this masterpiece to life?" We touched on this earlier, but now it looks closer to production, since Norrington has finished shooting for The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

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  1. no way. by ice-nine · · Score: 3, Interesting

    no way this can ever be as good as the anime. there's something about anime that just can't be done right with live-action and real actors.

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    1. Re:no way. by WoodenBoy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Agreed. Anyone catch the live action version of Fist of the North Star that came out a few years back? Ugh. Didn't even come close to catching the feeling of the original.

    2. Re:no way. by decaying · · Score: 3, Funny

      Akira would be one anime that doesn't have the ungodly tits and saucer eyes.....

      Now a live action Evangelion, that would need major 7of9 style corsetry...

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    3. Re:no way. by PhxBlue · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      Crushing people into blood-balloons, mostly.

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    4. Re:no way. by wadetemp · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're right. Besides, never in a million years will they every be able to get the "Kaneda! Tetsuo!" bit quite right. Often immitated, never equaled.

    5. Re:No way. by Flounder · · Score: 4, Interesting
      The scene where the glass windows of the buildings shatter and rain down on the crowd still impresses the hell out of me.

      I would rather see a second movie follow the comic series. But considering that Akira lived in the comics, and died in the movie, that might be kind of hard.

      Dammit, stop trying to remake every semi-successful foreign flick. Just work on some of the anxiously awaited comic projects here in the US. I'm still waiting on a Terry Gilliam-directed The Watchmen.

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    6. Re:no way. by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "no way this can ever be as good as the anime. there's something about anime that just can't be done right with live-action and real actors. "

      You're right. Nothing could top the South Park remake of Akira.

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    7. Re:no way. by ShortRound · · Score: 3, Funny

      two most vicious drinking games ever. Just pick either tetsuo or kaneda and drink every time you hear the name.

    8. Re:No way. by AvitarX · · Score: 2

      Look at spider-man though. Spider man was hyper CGI'ed, and yet it worked, it kicked total ass. Before that would anyone have said that they could take spider-man, do scenes in CGI that looked strait out of the comic book, and mix that smoothly with live action?

      Spider-man kicked ass, and really opened my eyes to what is possible. Of course Akira the movie with probably suck, but I would not say it is impossible to translate anything into live action, not after that. Even the tick did a good job of it.

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    9. Re:no way. by Docrates · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You know, I disagree. After thinking about it for a while, I must admit that what I like the most about Akira is NOT what can't be reproduced with current live action techniques. I don't care that much about the blood, the extreme violence or tetsuo's tentacly arms extending tens of meters.

      I loved akira for its representation of a degenerated (realistic?) society, for the oppressed yet special lives that those kids lived, for tetsuo's insecurities and his relationship with kaneda, for the magnitude of devastation that one powerful deranged kid, that in all honesty could have been me or any of you, brought about tokyo. It's this apocaliptic view that made it a classic for me, and surely they can do that in a live action movie. It won't be easy, but nether was LOTR, and they pulled it off quite nicely in my opinion.

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    10. Re:no way. by domninus.DDR · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, but I do have the DVD of the live action La Blue Girl!!

    11. Re:no way. by freeweed · · Score: 2

      Just pick either tetsuo or kaneda and drink every time you hear the name.

      I think a shotgun, or even cyanide, would be a far less painful way of doing it...

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    12. Re:no way. by NineNine · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unfortunately, George Lucas seems to think that Star Wars is better done with computer generated shit than live actors. What's going on with movies today? The ones that should be live action are all computer generated, and the ones that should be computer generated (or animated) are live action.

    13. Re:no way. by lucasw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      no way this can ever be as good as the anime. there's something about anime that just can't be done right with live-action and real actors.

      Likewise, there's something about several thousand pages of black & white inkings that can't be done right with a couple hours of animation. Comprehensible story-line, for one.

    14. Re:no way. by NeuroManson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "I loved akira for its representation of a degenerated (realistic?) society"

      I can't even watch the riot scene from the opening of Akira without thinking "Welcome to the Seattle WTO protests!" nowadays.

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    15. Re:no way. by dukerobillard · · Score: 2

      I disagree...there may have been problems with Spiderman and X-men, but it didn't have anything to do with the special effects. The real question is whether they'll make the classic Hollywood error, and forget to hire a writer. :-)

    16. Re:No way. by FurryFeet · · Score: 2

      Akira died????
      Gee, thanks for the spoiler.
      At least the Lone Gunmen are still around... what???

    17. Re:No way. by FurryFeet · · Score: 2

      So, the Lone Gunmen might still be around? ;)

  2. the actors by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 5, Funny

    the actors will have to be very good at stressed-out grunting and making their *grrrrrrr* faces. on the bright side, anna nicole smith can play tetsuo when he grows into that blob in the stadium.

  3. DRM please! by Longinus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, this is one DVD I wouldn't mind seeing bastardized via DRM. The fewer people who see this the better.

    1. Re:DRM please! by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      "Wow, this is one DVD I wouldn't mind seeing bastardized via DRM. The fewer people who see this the better."

      Actually, DRM wouldn't affect watching the movie, just copying.

      You know what'll happen, right? They'll put some heavy copy restriction stuff on the DVD, and when it never appears on Kazaa, they'll claim DRM will stop piracy. Then, when the DVD's don't exactly fly off the shelves, they'll claim that customers are thieves and won't pay for stuff.

      Hrmm.. when I wrote that it was meant to sound funny in a charicaturish kind of way... Unfortunately, I don't think I exaggerated enough.

    2. Re:DRM please! by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      "I think he was kidding, you fucking genius."

      So was I. And thank you for calling me a Genius, brightened my day. :)

  4. This is insane... by Psx29 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What will the cash cows think of next? I mean this is just an attempt to capitalize on an already successful movie. In other words, no matter how shitty this movie is a lot of people will go to see it anyway. And it will probably be pretty bad....

    1. Re:This is insane... by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, parent poster's tone is a little harsh, but he makes a good point.

      So what if the movie sucks? What's the worst that'll happen? It's not like the original movie will suddenly become a crappy movie. It's not like people will watch the live action one and then criticize you for liking the original. Heck, it's not like you're going to be strapped into a chair and forced to watch it.

      If the movie tanks, the MPAA will learn yet another harsh lesson about trying to fix something that ain't broken.

      If the movie is a success, it means that the director was able to add something of value to the movie, this giving you and the rest of the viewers something new to be entertained with.

      So, yeah, I agree with the parent poster: LIGHTEN UP!

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    2. Re:This is insane... by Buck2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not like people will watch the live action one and then criticize you for liking the original.

      People will criticize your liking of the original because they don't understand the difference.

      Then, if you actually influence them enough to watch the original, their preconceptions will be tainted enough by the second hack that they will not be able to appreciate the original with all due respect to the element within which it was created (and this doesn't just mean anime as much as the time period).

      In the end, the secondary remake, which usually sucks, will wash with the value of the original and marginalize those that "liked the first one" first so that they become disenchanted with the general public opinion ... hence posts like "DON;'T REMAKE 1T I7;S KWEL! N0w! AflEck!!s FAG"

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    3. Re:This is insane... by freeweed · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Perhaps you should worry less about forming your opinions and tastes based on what *other* people think...

      Personally, I couldn't give a rat's ass if kids today think I'm weird for preferring the original Star Wars, Planet of the Apes, or (gasp!) Akira. It's their loss, and what difference does their opinion make to my life? Oh, I'd say about NONE.

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    4. Re:This is insane... by Perdo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "So what if the movie sucks? What's the worst that'll happen? It's not like the original movie will suddenly become a crappy movie."

      Highlander.

      I wish I would have never seen the second movie. It absolutely ruined the first movie.

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    5. Re:This is insane... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      Not to nitpick, but was that a sequal or a remake?

    6. Re:This is insane... by Tokerat · · Score: 2

      Well put. Guess how many times I've heard "NOBODY LISTENS TO TECHNO!" since the Eminem show came out. Every Aeropostale clone thinks they're cool because they can say that, and be that. Does it stop me?

      Hell no. Shouldn't stop anyone else, either. Let them be assimilated. You found something special that no one else understands. An element of enjoyment unique to you. You are not a Borg. You are a real person. Welcome.

      I'll stop talking like a crunchy hippy now ;-)

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    7. Re:This is insane... by digitalsushi · · Score: 2

      It was supposed to be a sequel. There's a director's cut that's literally that- a cut- that removes all references to the planet Zeist and the firey outer regions of the Planet McLeod, home to the race of cybernetic warbots hell-bent on the destruction of the Earth and its ozone protecting neutron generator built by Connor McCleod of the Clan McLeod, who fights when he is challenged, using the ultimate gift- that once he finally cut off the heads of every french opera singer, he would be blessed with every failed business model from the .com bust- enough to mastermind a giant glowing tachyon field array that protected the earth from the ozone layer that the Earth traded to the planet Zeist earlier in exchange for the raising of Atlantis. Hey, didnt Connor get his head chopped off in the 4th movie and his pseudo brother Doooonk'n had to be vigil, and did climatic fury ensue?

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  5. No way. by antisocial77 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All apologies to the CGI geniuses out there, but there is no way in hell your graphics will match the insanity that was Akira.

    Akira isn't just a movie, it's a work of art. There are just some things that don't translate from comic books to live action, and at the bottom of that list is Akira.

  6. It's already out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    You can get it on Kazaa or Morpheus...

  7. The Biker's Challenge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "In the process, the biker must do battle with anti-government activists, greedy politicians and irresponsible scientists."
    How about dealing with the societal and ethical impacts of forced and natural evolution and experimentation? Or maybe I was watching a different movie...

    1. Re:The Biker's Challenge by freeweed · · Score: 2

      How about dealing with the societal and ethical impacts of forced and natural evolution and experimentation?

      I think that was the whole point of the "irresponsible scientists" part of the quote.

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  8. One way function by Charlton+Heston · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Think about it a second. Making an animation from live action probably that bad. For example, the Star Trek cartoons told their stories as well as the original live action TV series. It's also not hard to imagine Planet of the Apes as a cartoon.

    But going back the other way? It gives me the willies. There's so much that can be lost, and it's just a hard problem in general. It's a little like a cryptographic one way function. Easy to compute y = f(x), but coming up with x = f(y) is hard.

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    1. Re:One way function by tb3 · · Score: 2

      Planet of the Apes was a cartoon, back in the seventies. I think it was done by Filmation, the same company that made the Star Trek cartoon. It only lasted for a season, but it was better than the short-lived live action TV series.

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  9. What is it about the US... by QuickSilver_999 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...that makes us have to redo a cartoon as live action? I just don't get it. The rest of the world doesn't view cartoons as just something for the Saturday morning kiddies, but here if you watch anime, most people look at you like you have two heads.

    It would actually be nice if Disney would just release all of those old Japanese Anime titles they bought up as DVD's with English Sub and Dub tracks. Instead they bastardize them into some multi million dollar flop. *sigh*

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    1. Re:What is it about the US... by freeweed · · Score: 2

      Because you can't win with foreign material, especially animation.

      Some people bitch that subbed versions are annoying to watch (myself included).

      Some people bitch that the first Akira dub was .. shall we say.. less than perfect (myself included).

      Some people bitch that the most recent Akira dub wasn't all that good either (myself included).

      Short of learning Japanese, Akira is like watching a color movie in black and white - you're only getting half the stimulation. I love the visuals, but there just isn't a nice way to show the whole story. The Japanese just produce far too different entertainment than the west.

      And I don't know who you think treats cartoons as just kiddie fare, but almost every adult I know owns a decent collection of the Disney movies. We can bitch about Disney's product all we want, but the sad truth is, they produce the closest thing to adult animated entertainment that we have.

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    2. Re:What is it about the US... by QuickSilver_999 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      True on many points.

      However, I know very few adults who buy (or will admit to buying) Disney tapes and DVD's for themselves. They're usually buying it for their kids/nieces/nephews/grandkids/whatevers. And to be honest, I've never really seen anything GOOD from Disney in the animation department. Most of the stuff they put out is just too childlike, and the few that I've seen that have any adult topics are way too overdone for my tastes. And for the amount of money that Disney puts into the production of one of these films, I really expect better.

      You may be right about Akira, but what does that say about the American entertainment that I would rather watch Akira, even in a bad dub, or reading the subs, than the latest and greatest crap put out by Hollywood?

      After watching a few anime flicks, you start to wonder why the so called "stars" of movies make so much money. 90% aren't really any good at what they do, and 90% of the scripts really aren't even worth being produced. And yet the salaries they make are so high in the stratosphere, the average person will never see them.

      At least with Anime, your hero looks EXACTLY like the writer intended (for the most part), and the plots usually at least have some substance to them. Sure, the voice may not be the best sometimes, but it's still better than dealing with an actor in a role when you KNOW there are better fits for the character. I once watched a movie, which was originally a book I had read. One of the characters was from Texas, nicknamed Cowboy, and in the book it was quite clear how he looked. White redneck is the phrase that came to my mind. But in the movie, the PC police made him a large black man, and he had a North Easterner accent! I couldn't even finish watching the first 10 minutes of the film. I gave up and got the heck out of there. :(

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    3. Re:What is it about the US... by sineltor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the problem here is that the US has run out of decent scripts to make movies from. Lately the better selling movies (with a few notable exceptions) have been translations from books:

      The bourne identity
      harry potter
      sum of all fears ...to name a few

      Translations do seem to make more profit than your average backflip-shooting-two-guards-with-a-pistol movie (ie. MI:2)...

      Thats not to say that the US hasn't come up with some brilliant movies over the past few years, its just that its come out with a lot more shit, and i think they'll be hoping akira doesn't fall into that category.

      Maybe I'm just bitter; this is of course all IMO, just i haven't seen an origional decent american movie for awhile.

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    4. Re:What is it about the US... by Bish.dk · · Score: 2, Informative

      What is it about US that makes you have to redo ALL good movies??
      Why turn the amazing movie nattevagten into the mediocre movie Nightwatch?
      Why turn Ringu into Ring?
      Why turn Riget into Kingdom hospital?
      Why turn Nikita into Point of no return?

      In all cases, great movies which have been taken up by American production companies and remade into rather mediocre movies.

      I must admit I don't know what causes this urge to remake stuff instead of just subtitling it. Anyone care to enlighten me?? Does the audience actually want these remakes or is there an (ignored) urge among people to see the originals?

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    5. Re:What is it about the US... by dalassa · · Score: 3, Interesting

      almost every adult I know owns a decent collection of the Disney movies. We can bitch about Disney's product all we want, but the sad truth is, they produce the closest thing to adult animated entertainment that we have.

      I agree except that all my Disney released films are Studio Ghibli. ;-)

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  10. Doomed to failure by f00zbll · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If there was ever a bad idea, this has got to take the cake. Possibly the only way to make a better movie than the original anime is to do a trilogy that goes into greater depth and goes back to the original comics for material.

    1. Re:Doomed to failure by Flakeloaf · · Score: 5, Funny

      Worse yet, how about making a trilogy that dips into three other movies filmed before it for content, only to have remakes of *those* first three movies made to reinforce assertions made in the second trilogy?

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    2. Re:Doomed to failure by Glytch · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure whether that's a comment on George Lucas or Carl Macek. Or both.

  11. uhhh by Stalyn · · Score: 3, Funny

    "League," set in a version of Victorian-era England where fictional characters like Dr. Jekyll, Capt. Nemo and Allan Quartermain band together to fight crime for the queen, is scheduled for a summer 2003 release via Twentieth Century Fox.

    Do we really want this guy to do Akira?

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    1. Re:uhhh by iainl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, it does mean that the last two things Norrington has done (League and Blade) are both based on comic books, and we know that Blade was really good. I've heard positive murmurings about League as well, so I'm actually not that ready to damn him in advance of seeing what he does with Akira - if he does it as a new adaptation of the comic, rather than just trying to remake the film then it may turn out to be of interest.

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    2. Re:uhhh by Grab · · Score: 2

      "This is a local film, for local people. There's nothing for you here!"

      Oh, sorry, that was just the League of Gentlemen, not the other one...

      Grab.

      (PS. If you live in the US, you may not know the show. Get the videos, *now*. I guarantee there's no wierder TV show than League of Gentlemen.)

    3. Re:uhhh by cenobita · · Score: 2, Informative

      screw norrington.

      shinya tsukamoto. his past credits include tetsuo: the iron man, tetsuo II: body hammer, tokyo fist, bullet ballet, gemini, and a few others.

      for those who aren't familiar with him, i highly suggest you go rent "tetsuo". come back, and you'll see why he would be the *perfect* choice for this.

      those who are familiar with his work, just think about it. it's already obvious that he knows how to handle bizarre, intense characters. his somewhat post-apocalyptic/industrial future is well presented in both "tetsuo" films, and his imagination could really bring otomo's vision of neo-tokyo to life in ways that this norrington hack could never even dream.

      also, while it may seem like stereotyping, he is japanese, which helps to provide a certain insight into japanese technology/culture that most westerners simply don't have. a heavy underlying theme in "akira", imo, dealt with the advancement and decline of technology and the consequences of letting technology rule our lives. as "akira" is set in a fictitious, futuristic tokyo, his experience as a citizen of japan can only be beneficial in the long run, particularly if otomo himself is contributing to the project.

      also, to the person who mentioned that norrington worked on "blade", i hardly thing that's a good basis for comparison. while i liked that movie, i don't think i would ever refer to it as a "deep" film. the focus of it was simply action, plain and simple. while "akira" has plenty of it, it wasn't just random acts of violence, nor was the story, for all intents and purposes, entirely driven by those scenes. the whole reason the film is considered to be such a masterpiece and a classic is the story. unfortunately for norrington, he doesn't have the credentials to really give me any kind of confidence that he could pull it off without doing the story a serious injustice.

  12. This time.... by r_j_prahad · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I hope they are doing this one better than that poor Tomb Raider movie. Jon Voight's daughter, whatever is her name, just did not have large enough boobs to be Lara Croft. And the plot was a real sleep inducer. By the time any really interesting F/X hit the screen, I couldn't hear the soundtrack over the snoring.

    1. Re:This time.... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2

      I hope they are doing this one better than that poor Tomb Raider movie. Jon Voight's daughter, whatever is her name,

      One minute of searching on IMDB.com would have revealed it was Angelina Jolie.

      just did not have large enough boobs to be Lara Croft.

      I'm not sure one can have Lara Croft's video game cleavage could translate onto live action without looking like a joke, which the game character's cleavage looked comical enough as it is. I think they'd need a porn star with absurd implants to pull that one off on the big screen.

  13. Rated R by anball · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's going to be one bloody movie. I swear there was more blood and guts in Akira than any other movie I've ever seen (granted there are worse out there, but I'm not about to see them). I think I'll just stay away from this version. Akira won't be the same without the gore, and I won't be the same after seeing it again. Thanks, but no thanks.

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  14. some things were better left unbroken by He+Was+Gamecubed · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't think messing up anime into films is a good idea.. The only thing good i can think of that is that it will get greater exposure, but as in the case of Dragon Ball Z, Pokémon, and countless other victimized animes, is this really what we want? These animes were just fine until some media exec decided to pay the language translation & dubbing people the minimum wage..

    1. Re:some things were better left unbroken by danny256 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      but as in the case of Dragon Ball Z, Pokémon, and countless other victimized animes, is this really what we want?

      The dubbing for this was pretty good, and I don't think the stories were ever that great to begin with, so don't blame the americans for Pokémon.

    2. Re:some things were better left unbroken by Grab · · Score: 2

      In both those cases, the immediate death of the guys who thought them up would only be a good thing. Those animes sucked. Sub-South-Park animation with no plot. And don't tell me it's just the dubbing - there's only about 2-3 lines of dialogue every half-hour!

      Grab.

  15. He said it best...... by Siriaan · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I think Roger Ebert, well-known closet otaku, said it best in his review for Titan AE :

    I argue for animation because I believe it provides an additional dimension for film art; it frees filmmakers from the anchor of realism that's built into every live-action film, and allows them to visualize their imaginations. Animation need not be limited to family films and cheerful fantasies. The Japanese have known that for years....

    The thought of what a live action Akira might be like scares me.

    1. Re:He said it best...... by Yorrike · · Score: 2

      This is the same reason the proposed live action movie of Samurai Jack scares me.

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  16. Staying true? by raiyu · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "I've been a fan of the anime for many years and understood which elements would have to be brought to a live-action translation of it," Robinson told Daily Variety.

    I really hoped that the interviewer would have asked Robinson if he read the manga, because the manga is epic compared to the movie. A lot of first time viewers, and rightly so, complained that alot of Akira didnt make sense. And thats because it was a movie that that tried to capture a story the size of the Bible in just two hours. I really dont see how he can stay true to Akira if he never read the manga, and from his comments, he gives no indication that he has. Personally I think the money could have been much better spent creating a high quality Akira animated series, like the GITS2 series being made now.

    But then again hollywood is going ape over superhero movies, and they figure they should give anime/manga a shot, but for a live action movie, especially for the first anime live action American movie, I think Ghost in the Shell would have been a better fit. It would have been much easier to accomplish visually, it is on many levels an equal to Akira, and it is certainly more understandle for the larger audience, even without reading Shirows manga.

    On a personal note, if the movie does not contain the
    "KANEDA!!"
    "TETSUO!!"
    "KANEDA!!"
    shout sequence at the Olympic stadium then it isnt worth watching.
    1. Re:Staying true? by cybermace5 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      ...first anime live action American movie, I think Ghost in the Shell would have been a better fit. It would have been much easier to accomplish...

      And what, exactly, do you think "Matrix" was? It's all about the exploding watermelons.

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    2. Re:Staying true? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2

      I agree. Though I also don't think the pillars deserve any "conspiracy rating" either. The presence of pillars is a very minor stylistic point that was the only similarity between the scenes. Put a tank/heavily armed guy in the middle, or the tree of evolution on a wall, -something- else, and I'd believe it. :)

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    3. Re:Staying true? by krmt · · Score: 4, Informative
      And thats because it was a movie that that tried to capture a story the size of the Bible in just two hours.
      This is just picking nits, but there's no way in hell you can honestly compare Akira to the bible in terms of complexity. Yes, I've read the manga (I was just able to finally get volume 6 this month) and despite it's mass, it can't touch the bible in terms of plot volume, let alone dialog volume, character count, or anything else.

      Akira was written by one guy, Katsuhiro Otomo. The Bible was written by committee. Which do you think is going to be more complex? ;-)

      I think it's interesting that you mention the manga though, because the anime was made before the manga had ended. Otomo himself didn't know all the turns it was going to make to get to the end, but he obviously had some idea or else the manga and the anime wouldn't have ended in such a similar fasion. The anime unfortunately skipped out on all the post-apocalyptic style stuff in the latter half of the manga, but the basic themes remained intact. It's not like the anime was Starship Troopers or something.

      If this guy wants to copy the anime, he won't be starting far from the mark of the manga. He'll leave out Akira's Empire and whatnot, but he could still capture the essence of the story without it.
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    4. Re:Staying true? by ProfKyne · · Score: 2

      Actually, the disjointed storyline in the movie was a result of it being made before the manga series was actually finished. Otomo didn't want to completely ruin the story for his loyal manga readers, so he made some alterations.

      But yes, you are right that the story of Akira is far too big for even a 3-hr movie, and it does try to encapsulate a lot of what happens.

      Note to anyone who liked the movie -- Dark Horse recently re-released the original black and white comics in 6 large paperback collection volumes. The story from the comic blows the story from the movie out of the water. Highly recommended.

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    5. Re:Staying true? by cybermace5 · · Score: 2

      It wasn't actually *my* page, someone else made it...honest.

      I totally agree about concentrating on the plot, rather than the visuals. I mean, movie-making is movie-making, certain motions and views are necessary to provide a certain psychological effect.

      Plotwise, there are a LOT of deeper similarities. Hacking into brains, struggle between technology and humanity, apparent death and rebirth into something else...all areas of similar plotlines.

      But yeah...the exploding watermelons is blatant. ;-)

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  17. Hm... by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm still waiting for the live-action Overfiend series.

    - A.P.

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  18. Live Action != Better by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And why do they think making it live action would be worthwhile? You don't buy anything by going that way, despite popular belief. If anything, you put more strain on the audience.

    Look at Inspector Gadget, for example. A cartoon man with a telescoping neck is quite acceptable. But when you do that in live action, like in the Inspector Gadget movie, it's DISTURBING. It doesn't even look right! You start asking questions like "How can a hat possibly contain a helicopter?"

    While I'm on the subject, let's talk about Video Game to Movie licensing: Any game brought to the screen should be ANIMATED. Nobody has ever wondered what Mario would look like as a live human. And now that we know that, we regret having that question answered.

    1. Re:Live Action != Better by reflective+recursion · · Score: 2

      Scooby Doo. What a _horrible_ CGI dog. Looks awful compared to the actual cartoon.

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    2. Re:Live Action != Better by gpinzone · · Score: 2

      What's even worse is that there's going to be another!

  19. The New "Westernised" Akira by Komrade+S. · · Score: 5, Funny

    Josh Hartnett and Ben Affleck star as Tetsuo and Kaneda, who will for the purposes of this film be given wholesome American names such as "Mike" and "Richard" (In the final act, Mike makes a humorous observation that Richard's name can be shortened to Dick!)

    The two high school football players who were wrongfully accused and placed in a boys home (Not that there's anything wrong with that) do battle with the evil Osama Bin Akira (Played by Vin Diesel). The battle results in the evil leader using his mind control powers to send Mike battling against democracy by channelling previous generations of communists through dark rituals involving Lenin and Satan.

    In the end, Mike is brought back down to earth by Richard singing the national anthem over a loud speaker and waving old glory. The two have a long embrace and make a joke about how they love each other but aren't gay.
    5 stars!

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    1. Re:The New "Westernised" Akira by Komrade+S. · · Score: 2

      We can't have it take place in New York due to that September 11th thing (Same argument as the retard who is adapting "The Watchmen" is making, New York CAN'T be destroyed. In fact even referencing New York is OUT). No, the "westernised" Akira must take place on Los Angeles Island, just like in the fantastic piece of cinema history "Escape from L.A". Maybe Kurt Russel could make a cameo as Snake Plissken! It'll be great!

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    2. Re:The New "Westernised" Akira by NeuroManson · · Score: 2

      I would only see the westenized Akira if it featured Jay and Silent Bob.

      Actually... That would rock.

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  20. More information... by Loki_1929 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apparently, Will Wheaton will star, Natalie Portman will make a brief appearance (her first "full-frontal" scene), the special effects will be rendered on a Beowulf cluster of Ti notebooks running whatever the latest beta Linux kernel is available, a new character will be created who can only say the words, "cowboy" and "neil", and the movie will end with Yoda using the force to make the entire universe disappear.

    Well between the all-star cast and the killer ending, I'd say we don't have much hope of any sequels...

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    1. Re:More information... by Loki_1929 · · Score: 2

      "Moderation Totals: Offtopic=1, Total=1"

      oh pleeeaasse lemme get ahold of this one on M2 ;)

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  21. Remember... by djupedal · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A movie has both video and audio. I imagine that while the visuals will hard to improve on, we can look forward to an otherwise stimulating (more modern) soundtrack.

    1. Re:Remember... by Malk-a-mite · · Score: 2
      You're kidding right?


      Why would you want to change the music?

      The last thing I want to here while watching Akira is the lastest hit by Smash Mouth or techno drum beats from the Chemical Brothers.


      I like both groups, but not here.

    2. Re:Remember... by Facter · · Score: 2, Informative

      A "more modern" soundtrack???

      Who gives a toss about that??? If they make a live action soundtrack, then they should just use the OLD soundtrack, remastered and perhaps remixed a little - the original soundtrack is absolutly *AWESOME* - I have it on CD, and is one of my most favorite parts of the movie.

      If they do a live action, without that original soundtrack, and instead put some cheesy pop/rock/nu-metal coz its cool soundtrack to it, that will further degrade the whole thing.

      Akira would *not* have been as great as it is, without that soundtrack...

    3. Re:Remember... by ProfKyne · · Score: 2

      You must be trolling. The soundtrack to Akira is the first CD I ever bought, after seeing the movie as a 14-year old in 1992. I had to special order it because the movie wasn't popular enough to see this CD in stores yet.

      Have you really listened to it? It's amazing. The choral music produced by Genoh Yamashirogumi is unlike anything I have ever heard anywhere else. Otomo heard another of their CDs and asked the group if they would do his soundtrack, practically begging -- he said that even if they didn't want to come up with something new, he wanted to use their existing music at least (instead).

      Really, check it out. It's excellent.

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    4. Re:Remember... by sg3000 · · Score: 2

      > The last thing I want to here while watching Akira is
      > the lastest hit by Smash Mouth or techno drum beats
      > from the Chemical Brothers.

      I agree that the original music was great, and I wouldn't want to see Americanized music added to Akira. A nit to pick, however: The Chemical Brothers do Big Beat (or generically Electronica), not Techno.

      That does take me back to when I was in college. My roomate and I took the video sequence of the Clown battle from Akira and mixed in Meat Beat Manifesto's "Strap Down Part 2". Without even editing the video (just grab the sequences from when Kaneda puts the record on the jukebox until Tetsuo falls off the bike), the song matches almost perfectly. The vocal intro (starting at 30 seconds) even kind of sychs with Keneda's lips in the beginning.

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  22. Re:Imagine a Beowulf cluster of Akira!! by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow. If you had included "BSD is dying," I could have gotten 100% of my recommended daily allowance of trolling by reading one easy comment.

    That would have been cool.

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  23. Make that NC-17 by TeknoDragon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...if they keep the rape and bludgeoning of small deformed children

    I wonder if they can get Mr Miagi to play the spazzed-out scientist?

  24. Battle Angel Alita by alphaseven · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Battle Angel Alita is also possibly going to become a movie (James Cameron possibly involved?). I think it has a better shot at being successful because at least that had sympathetic characters and a comprehensible plot.

  25. It might actually be good for Anime by hillct · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At one level, this is true, there is no way that live-action can duplicate anime, but the re-creation of this classic is not about duplicating a piece of anime, but presenting a great story to an audience which would otherwise never experience it.

    Also, providing conciencious marketing, attention can be drawn to the fact that the live-action version is based on an anime film, so it may draw new viewers for the original and perhaps anime as a whole.

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    1. Re:It might actually be good for Anime by Xaoswolf · · Score: 2

      The question is, is will they focus on the story of the original, or on the giant blob monster who makes people melt with his mind.

  26. Re:how about Urotsukidoji? :) by TeknoDragon · · Score: 2

    how about... "Wicked City"

  27. Maybe. Just maybe. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you concede that The Matrix was almost live-action anime, they might just be able to pull this off.

    Think about the early chase sequence between the agent and Trinity. Now think about the chase late in the movie in the open-air market, complete with Ghost in the Shell-style exploding watermelons. They might just be able to make it happen.

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    1. Re:Maybe. Just maybe. by cdf12345 · · Score: 2

      I only saw the ghost in the shell after seeing the matrix, and the entire time I'm like, damn! I see where the matrix ripped off their ideas.

      However the actual matrix idea was somewhat original and way cool

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    2. Re:Maybe. Just maybe. by sg3000 · · Score: 2

      > I only saw the ghost in the shell after seeing the
      > matrix, and the entire time I'm like, damn! I see where
      > the matrix ripped off their ideas.

      That happened to me, and I found myself saying the same thing. Between Ghost in the Shell and Dark City (both of which I liked better), I was left wondering if The Matrix had any creative ideas besides the "bullet time" visual effect.

      The Matrix did have a redeeming factor for me with the hidden reference to The Prisoner, a show I recently got into.

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  28. Why is Akira a classic? by veganjay · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Not to troll, but why does Akira get all the attention that it does?

    I enjoyed the film, found it interesting, but it did not "blow me away", like it seems to do for everyone else...

    The animation was very well done, but other than that - I found the plot confusing, and that the characters were not developed enough. The main character was hardly introduced; it was difficult to get a feel for his character - his struggles, his motivations, etc. I have not read the manga, but from what I have heard, there is more depth to the story. (Granted there is only so much that can fit into two hours.)

    I'm assuming that if this is actually done live-action, and especially if the western audience is kept in mind, many things will be changed - some for the better, some for the worse. In which case, more time may be spent developing character background. But, it also quite probable that the overall feeling may get lost in the translation even using computer graphics. Regardless, I'm still interested and will probably see it.

    Don't get me wrong, I am not anti-anime. Miyazaki's films, especially US releases Princess Mononoke and My Neighbor Totoro, are some of the most amazing films I've seen.

    I just haven't seen the fascination with Akira yet. Perhaps I may, if I read the multi-volume manga, and watched it again...

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    1. Re:Why is Akira a classic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      Try hallucinogens. Lots and lots of hallucinogens. Plain ol' beer or weed won't do, you gotta have the colors breathing so during the stadium scene when the bass voice goes "oooooo," rainbows shoot out your pores.



      Then you will understand Akira.

    2. Re:Why is Akira a classic? by shumway · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the main reason Akira "blew away" people, especially in the U.S., is that it was their introduction to non-Saturday-morning anime. Of course there are superior films, but it was the first one to be widely distributed here, AFAIK. For some people, it's held in such high regard only because they haven't seen anything since then.

      BTW I just finished the recently-released manga translation, and it is excellent...well worth the $100 or so for all 6 books.

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    3. Re:Why is Akira a classic? by NeuroManson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, first off, watch it outside the mindframe of a jaded anime fan, and remember when this came out. 1988. What did we (outside of Japan)have as the epitome of anime at the time?

      Macross (Robotech for those less versed): Semi okay anime, but still stock and standard for the time.

      Gundam: Once again, stock and standard.

      As far as "true" masterpieces in anime go, the best things released were Ninja Scroll, Wings of Honneamise (actually a damnned kewl flick, from the makers of FLCL and Evangelion), and of course for the umpteen bazillionth time, Vampire Hunter D.

      So as far as mainstream examples go, in 1988, anime was a pretty dismal market in the US. Almost no real exposure or basis for comparison to measure Akira by.

      Therefore, by 1988's standards, Akira rocked. Same way that in 1976, Star Wars kicked ass, because there were no prior examples to measure it by. However, with current tech in special effects and all, anyone could make a comparable film that could kick it's ass just as easily, for substantially less than it originally cost, in comparative dollars.

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    4. Re:Why is Akira a classic? by MKalus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well let's see.

      I saw Akira back in '88 when it was originally released, that was the first time I saw an Anime on the big screen.

      The German translation was quite decent but at the same time I had also read the Managa as far as it had been released in Germany which might have given me an edge over the average person in the audience.

      So what makes Akira stand out?

      The Story for one, it is a VERY complex story and in the usual Japanese sense you have a hard time getting into it with a western mindset, it didn't really give any quarters and the overall execution was amazing.

      Of course the masses didn't get it and after 2 weeks it was out of the Theater again.

      Is Akira confusing? Yes, I guess initially it is, especiallly if you don't know much about Japanese culture / mindset but in the end what stands out about the movie is that it was probably the first largely released Animation movie that was NOT targeted for kids in the west.

      On the same note, have a look at "Gonin" purely Japanese, purely shocking, just by the way it was done. This also goes for other movies like anything done by "Beat" Takeshi ("Fireworks" for example (note, "Fireworks" is the US release title, for some reason they could not leave the original titel like in the rest of the world: "Hana-Bi")).

      Michael

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    5. Re:Why is Akira a classic? by cenobita · · Score: 2, Interesting

      well, i can't speak for anyone else.. but i think a lot of the long-lasting appeal that akira has is due largely in part to when it was created, too.

      in my case, "akira" was my introduction to anime, along with "vampire hunter d", "a wind named amnesia", and miscellaneous stuff over the next couple years like "silent mobius", "baoh", and "neo-tokyo".

      up until "ghost in the shell", "akira" was really one of the only anime films that could really be considered an epic. add on the inclusion of computer-assisted effects and graphics, and that counts for a lot. nowadays, we take that kind of thing for granted, but for people like me, who weren't weaned on cgi as kids, you learn to take those early contributions a lot closer to heart.

      the plot, imo, was confusing..but only the first time around. subsequent viewings revealed a little more each time i'd watch it, which is kind of nice. i like the idea that watching a film can be like cutting off layers of an onion. even now, there's still some minute detail that pops out at me, and i wonder, "how the hell did i miss that?"

      as for the manga, there is definitely more depth..but that's a given. as you mentioned, there's only so much you can fit into two hours. otomo's graphic novels clocked in somewhere around 80 issues..we're not talking 10-15 page little books, either. i'm being lazy in not going to look through my collection, but i seem to recall most of the books being roughly 60-80 pages in length.

      i think if there is a live-action version, they should try to incorporate more detailed elements from the books. a focus on characters that were in the movie, but had meager attention given in comparison to the manga would be a good start. joker (the leader of the clowns) actually bands together with kaneda later in the graphic novels..this isn't even remotely touched upon in the movie. an unfortunate side-effect, but again..only so much in 2 hours.

      if you want to track down the manga, i believe they released larger collections of the series. i'm going off memory from over a year ago, but i believe each collection was made up of 5 or 6 issues.

      to finish it up, though..akira was put out in '88. i don't know when you first saw it, but i saw it not too long after it came out. anime wasn't nearly as available as it is now, so i tend to look back on it (and still watch it) fondly. i don't think it's a story for everyone, which is why i'm fairly against a live-action version (appealing to the masses will only ruin the film..you can't dilute something like that)..but i do think it's merits, at least as an innovator, are obvious. for the story, though, i think it's stood the test of time very, very well.

      now if only the re-dubbing on the 2-disc dvd wasn't so awful, i could walk away truly happy. i usually go with subtitles, but i actually like the dubbing on the original.

  29. Boobs by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 2

    I disagree. I find Angelina Jolie (cache names in my brain) to have quite ample tracts of land for the character. Hell, I'm sure Billy Bob felt the same way.

  30. I wonder ... by ehiris · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... If Mini Me will get a role ...

    1. Re:I wonder ... by crywolf · · Score: 2, Funny
      ... If Mini Me will get a role ...


      You scared me...I read that as Min-Mei

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    2. Re:I wonder ... by ProfKyne · · Score: 2

      He'd be perfect for the corrupt politician Nezu.

      Sorry that this post won't make much sense if you haven't seen the movie or read the manga.

      (After thinking about it for a moment, he wouldn't be perfect, but Nezu is kind of short.)

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  31. Soundtrack by Osiris+Ani · · Score: 3, Interesting
    If a live-action remake is to come anywhere close to touching the greatness of the original, they would need to have the Geinoh Yamashirogumi (English) create the soundtrack for it as well.

    As far as I'm concerned, the Akira soundtrack is among the finest scores ever created for a film. It's quite perfect as the background discourse for the overall feel of the production.

  32. I'm all for it, for one reason only... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Kaneda's bike - I've *got* to see the real thing!

    We've already got the limited edition DVD of the animated Akira, so why not a live action? It'll be interesting to see what they can do. I just hope they have the budget to actually make a credible attempt.

  33. Akira was already a remake! by shumway · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. The Akira animated film was an adaptation of the far-superior manga epic. (The film could only squeeze about 1/4 of the full story into the two-hour format).
    2. Despite its divergence from the original format/story, the film still kicked ass. There's no reason that a further adaptation to a different format won't also be successful (Actually, based on what I've read about LoEG and my knowledge of Hollywood in general, there are several, but I'm willing to reserve my judgment until I see it).
    3. Read the original Series! 6 hefty volumes of insanity, drugs, mass destruction, and clown gangs. If you are lucky, your local library might even have it (request it if they don't).
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    1. Re:Akira was already a remake! by imr · · Score: 2

      except that the movie is closer to the original story spirit than the comic itself.
      The author HAD to make the comics continue for ages because of its success but it was not his primary intention.
      All that comes after the disaster, the part where tsetsuo fight the american and the rest, are stretched to the max from the original events.It's not that it isnt good, it's just that it feels stretched: "what kind we put on top of all that now?" seems the motto after some time.
      In the light of this, the movie appears much closer to the first round of comics and much better since it is a condensed (yet long) pack of wild action AND an initiative travel. It's rounder.

  34. Tetsuo & Kaneda brothers? by motardo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Apparently they are going to be making Tetsuo and Kaneda brothers in the movie for some stupid reason.

    1. Re:Tetsuo & Kaneda brothers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is a shame, but I think I know why they did this. There is really sharp homoerotic tension between Kaneda and Tetsuo in the movie (I don't know whether this is intentional or in the manga), and much like with Sailor Moon, that is not allowed to survive into an American movie.

    2. Re:Tetsuo & Kaneda brothers? by ProfKyne · · Score: 2

      They are probably making a reference to the fact that the two youths belonged to the same biker gang, for all intents and purposes making them "brothers" (esp when you consider that they also both came from the same orphanage).

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  35. Re:no way...but what about the Matrix ?? by Mattzilla · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Don't forget where the Wachowsky brothers got their inspiration from...MANGAs ! Now I agree that Akira is a work of art as anime but with the current technology at the hands of the right people this could really be something.

    Tell me I'm not the only one who noticed the reference to Ghost in the Shell when agent Smith lands on top of the building on one knee with his gun pointing up as the roof cracks at the impact. That was a good example of a pure manga-style anime scene which looks quite good in live-action in fact if you watch the Matrix documentary its obvious that this was a Manga turned live-action and what a surprise...it was a major breakthrough.

    People were saying the same thing about LOTR and that's not half as bad as people feared (even the hardcore fans of Tolkien). If we keep an open mind and judge this film for what it will be (not what we *think it will be* then we'll at least give them a chance to try and bring another dimension to Akira...I personally hope that it'll be as good as the Matrix in terms of effects and that we'll get that Manga/anime feeling that made the Matrix so different (for me anyway)

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  36. Re:Nothing can be by freeweed · · Score: 2

    How about instead of making live action out of cartoons we do cartoon versions of live action movies.

    Been done. In fact, they're doing a similar thing to the Matrix. I, for one, am looking forward to it.

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  37. More info about "League"... by starvingartist12 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually, the "League" comic book is a pretty good concept by Alan Moore (Writer of "Watchmen" - arguably one of the best comic books - and the "From Hell" comic books).

    It's one of those indepth comic books and draws various literary characters from the Victorian-era. I mean, someone has even posted a panel-by-panel annotation for it. The second series has a martian invasion of earth similar to War of the Worlds.

    So we really want this guy to do Akira? I don't know. But that doesn't mean you should dismiss the "League" concept so quickly.

    Final thoughts.... Hopefully The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen won't be butchered like the "From Hell" movie. Hmm... IIRC, Sean Connery is going to be Allan Quartermain.

  38. Not a good idea... by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While I loved Akira, I don't think making a live action version will be a good idea. Let's go through the list of similar (near) failures:

    1. Super Mario Brothers - Boy, didn't that one screw up. Only good thing about that movie was John Leguizamo, who is awesome no matter what.
    2. Final Fantasy - While a good film in my opinion, it didn't do too hot at the box office. Not to mention the story could have been way better, and should have been more along the lines of classic FF.
    3. Resident Evil - Good flick, but still didn't do too hot in theaters. Saving Graces: The ladies, of course. Hot hot HOT!
    4. Tomb Raider - Too much Angelina Jolie. Good story, but could have been better. This one did OK at the box office, but still not _that_ big.

    And here's the big one...
    5. G Savior. I'm sure alot of you are saying "What the hell is G-Savior?" It was a live action attempt at a Gundam movie. And boy, did it tank. Not one mention of the word Gundam, and even less big robots blowing stuff up.

    It's easy to see why a fan of a masterpiece like Akira wouldn't have their hopes set too high for a live action flick. If it does work, though, I'm sure we can expect to see alot more Anime translated to live-action. I can see Mononoke Hime, Ghost In The Shell, hell FUNimation might go for broke and try to do Live Action DBZ. Wouldn't that be interesting (and frightening).

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  39. erm... by rizawbone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    disney has always made a point to release thier anime with subs and original voice track.

    in my opinion, disney does a bang up job of bringing legitamacy to japanese anime in the USA. not only do they release these movies with superstar talent to bring attention to the picture, they always have maintained a steady release schedule.

    i really dont see where you can call what they do 'bastardization'. there are very few above-par english dubs on anime, so them bringing thier own into the mix doesn't affect consumers.

    if anything disney helps by exposes the art to a wider audience. good for them.

  40. Really bad remakes by InnovATIONS · · Score: 2, Funny
    Lately hollywood has been going off on a frenzy of remakes and proposed remakes that makes everyone wonder 'What the heck are they thinking?'

    Two in particular that caught my attention.

    1. Cris Rock playing Inspector Cleusau in a Pink Panther Remake.

    2. A proposed remake of the classic caper film 'The Italian Job' set in Los Angeles!

  41. Keanu as Keneda by schroet · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whoa!

  42. Why do this? by Traa · · Score: 2

    Why would you 'remake' this classic? The Anime genre is as much about the style of the drawings as it is about the story. Remaking just the story part going to lose most of the appeal of the original. Sorry to say, but this looks like a typical Hollywood thing to do. I'm really a little upset about the stupidity of this project even though the final outcome might not be ... half bad.

  43. Watch it again. by Inoshiro · · Score: 2

    "but other than that - I found the plot confusing, and that the characters were not developed enough. "

    You haven't seen the restranslation. The original one was really, really shitty. You had to either get a fansub or know a bit of japanese to really enjoy it. The new retranslation that Pioneer has released is great. It's like a whole new movie!

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    1. Re:Watch it again. by bellings · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I have to second this. When I rented the crappy, blurry, poorly translated VHS video many years ago, I was impressed by the animation, and interested by the story.

      But, since I didn't have a clue what was going on, I was able to fill in the gaps with anything I wanted in my head. I imagined a damned awesome story in there, which stuck with me for a long time.

      I picked up the new DVD recently, and I was blown away. The animation is truly fucking incredible. And the story actually made sense -- and it was a pretty decent story!

      But, it wasn't an awesome story. It was a good story, but not an epic "peel back your brain like an onion, forever reworking your perception on the universe story." I watched it about 6 times in 3 days, hoping to find something awesome there, but it just never showed up.

      I was extremely disappointed -- I'd spent the last 8 years thinking that Akira might have been a truly genre shattering story, and that I had simply not been smart enough to understand it. Instead, it discovered it was just a pretty danged good story, combined with beautiful sound and graphics.

      I'm thinking of picking up the comic book at some point, just to see if there's more there that didn't make it into the movie. I'm afraid of being a little disappointed again, though -- it might just be another decent story with beautiful graphics. Perhaps I should simply adjust my expectations.

      Anyhow, I'm not sure if I'd really appreciate a live-action version of Akira. If they didn't try to follow the previous movie too closely, like some sort of ill-concieved psycho remake, it might be pretty danged interesting. If it turns into the classic Hollywood movie, I probably won't spend any money to see it.

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    2. Re:Watch it again. by robson · · Score: 2

      I picked up the new DVD recently, and I was blown away. The animation is truly fucking incredible. And the story actually made sense -- and it was a pretty decent story!

      This is worth commenting on: The Akira DVD is a significant release because the entire film was re-translated and re-recorded. The translation is much better. I can't stress this enough. There were elements of Akira that I always figured were just cultural differences, impossible for an American to grasp. Lo and behold, the new translation actually makes sense! It's almost like a new film. Well worth it.

  44. dead before it hits the floor by isbhod · · Score: 2, Interesting

    man no one here has any faith in hollywood. adn for good reason too! anyone see that shameful butching of "Fist of the North Star" live action deal? i damn near took a crap on my tv to show my distaste for that. And so with many things hollywood will make some cheesy cross between power rangers and godzilla which will only make anime that much more unatractive to the non anime watching crowd. Thanks hollywood for improperly using your galatic powers of influence adn mind control yet again. You do know that there is a special place in hell you yous guys for all of thecrap that you been putting out don't you? eh what does it matter just so long as you can make billions that you can't take with you when the reaper man comes for you riding tall on his mighty pale stead, Binky, you're happy right?

  45. Re:no way it will be as good as the anime by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, you just know they're going to wreck Akira. Who knows, the Hollowood version might even make a whit of sense.. *BLASTPHEMY* !

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  46. oh god, PLEASE, ANYTHING but live action akira... by bani · · Score: 4, Insightful

    we need live action akira like we need anime plan 9 from outer space...

    akira looked "cool" but that was about it -- the story was total spaghetti.

  47. This is a GREAT idea... by taernim · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean, Street Fighter was SUCH an awesome movie once they did the live action version of that.

    How can it fail?!?! heh...

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  48. From Cartoon to Live-Action by AletaThuvis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am wondering why it is the fad of recent times to bring cartoons into Live Action. I for one, do *not* approve. In many cases, cartoons tell the story and character designs much better then live action could hope, unless they have huge budgets for computer graphics. Flintstones, for example, all the ways they had comparable technologies with their animals. The little elephant vaccumm cleaner... I feel bad for the actors, that have to stand and act with a blue screen actor, trying to imagine the blue guy actually looks a totally different... America should give cartoons more of a chance to be mature and for adults. In America's culture, it is so hard to find grown up plots and thoughts without sex and violence going along with it.

  49. apples/oranges by djupedal · · Score: 2

    I don't want to change the music...I want to see an upgrade of the technical aspect of the audio in general. I love the OST myself, and I find no fault with the original audio. It was done well for the time.

    Audio technology continues to improve and I'd like to see what can be done by today's standards. I see no reason to alter it other than technically.

    As a fan, wouldn't you like to see a THX logo associated w/it? Right now it's DTS....how old is that?

  50. My main concern by inkswamp · · Score: 2

    How will they find actors with big enough eyes?

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  51. here goes nothing... by mshurpik · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't see this being done. Whatever Hollywood comes up with, good or bad, is going to be heavily compressed. Already people are saying that Tetsuo and Kaneda will be cast as brothers, which totally sidesteps the whole fraternity/pledge thing and replaces it with Saving Private Ryan.

    Live action *could* be good. They could make the characters appropriately scary. As it stands, Kaneda's a goofball, and Tetsuo looks nine years old. In live action, they could give these characters some...oomph?

    I doubt they will. In Hollywood, everything has to have neat moral meaning. Kaneda won't be slimy, just witty. The Marshal will start off distrusting his employers. Kei will stop being annoying and become literal. Tetsuo will probably have a redemption, at which point you are free to leave the theater, numb the pain with alcohol, and watch The Matrix and/or Fight Club for the 27th time.

    The genius of Akira was the absence of clear answers. No single character had any idea what the fuck was going on. It was only when Tetsuo threatened the city that a bunch of people put aside their petty differences and focused on reality. Even then, some of them didn't.

    Yet all their sudden goodwill couldn't save them from Tetsuo. They created an immature, ego-driven monster and it went right out of control . They had to open the bottle - Akira - to blow up the city and take away the evil for them.

    Just like when we dropped the bomb.

    The nuclear image frames the movie like a pair of bookends. The nuke, the "elephant in the room" for every Japanese debate about... self-worth, self-control, damn near everything.

    For comparison, Saving Private Ryan is framed by scenes of old men paying their respects to fallen comrades. Awww...*sniffle* The bittersweet tears of the victor...competent, morally true, and assured an eventual victory. How nice for us. Ask the Japanese how they feel about themselves.

    This project is comparable to Dune. Too much interplay of morally-neutral characters to do anything but pictoralize. Best-case scenario: Just as confusing as the original. Worst-case: Americanized.

  52. Kaneda? by moc.tfosorcimgllib · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've been saying "Canada".

    Why didn't anyone tell me? I've been making an ass out of myself.

  53. agreed! by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 2
    There were many many elements of "The Matrix" that were anime-like, especially the scene you mention.

    Surprisingly, it played out extremely well as live action.

    And with a story as compelling, thrilling, and entertaining as Akira, this *could* be an excellent film in the works, if it is done properly. I think good casting will play an important part, probably more so than the special effects. The Matrix did this right, they didn't get "good" actors, but they got the best actors for the parts.

    We shall wait and see!

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  54. Re:I'll buy the script! by Komrade+S. · · Score: 2

    I'm thinking the clown gang could be played entirely by David Arquette and Jason Biggs. With aid of CGI! They could be wronged men from the circus, forcefed drugs by the severed head of Fidel Castro (Played by Fat Joe of MTV fame). Reese Witherspoon could be Fidel's daughter and spark a forbidden love with both the heroes! It can't fail!

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  55. MI 2 by Genady · · Score: 2

    Dude, didn't you like watch Mission Impossible 2? The only thing I could think after walking out of that abomination was "Well, the cineamatography was probably as close as we'll see to Live action Anime".

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  56. Stupid talentless bastards! by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

    Jesus H. Christ, can't hollywood write any original screenplays anymore? Bad enough they ruin the classics, now they're trying to remake animated ones (and TV series too) as live action movies. Name ONE movie that worked for. JUST ONE. Hey, how about Jim Carey's The Grinch? No, wait, that sucked enough for two films, it wasn't even bad enough for camp. And now they want to remake what was the most sophisticated animated film EVER when it was made? Hey, while you're at it why don't they remake a popular, not-particularly-great, but suitable-only-for-animation TV series like Dragon Ball Z as a live action movie too? Oh wait, they're already doing that.

    Somewhere in Hollywood, an unscrupulous American producer needs killing, and somewhere in Tokyo a soulless Japanese producer ought to be committing seppuku. I can't imagine that Katsuhiro Otomo would approve of this.

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  57. Oh, that's easy by mekkab · · Score: 2

    Its a movie about these two kids and they run around screaming "Tetsuo!" and "CANADA!" and stuff gets broke and there are these scary toys that move.

    I first saw Akira 3-4 times in japanese only: no subtitles, no overdub, no comprehension of japanese. Wait, you know, I've never seen it with any whiff of english. And I prolly understand the story better than all of you! (read previous paragraph if you don't believe me)

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  58. Re:oh god, PLEASE, ANYTHING but live action akira. by meringuoid · · Score: 2

    we need live action akira like we need anime plan 9 from outer space...

    You swine, you utter, utter swine. Now I'm going to have a mental image of an anime Bela Lugosi pratting about with his cloak over his face... For the rest of my LIFE! Now they have to make an anime Plan 9, just to save my sanity!

    Actually, the anime guy would probably look a lot more like Lugosi than the fellow they used in the original Plan 9 :-)

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  59. Remake BAD movies, not GOOD ones by Dirtside · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Back when they remade "Psycho" a couple of years ago, someone made the astute observation that filmmakers should remake BAD movies, in order to try and improve them, not GOOD ones. What's the point in remaking a classic? Odds are, you're just going to fuck it up. With bad movies, there's nowhere to go but up.

    (By "bad" I mean everything that isn't a classic, so remaking mediocre movies like "The Thomas Crown Affair" is fine.)

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    1. Re:Remake BAD movies, not GOOD ones by pmancini · · Score: 2

      Well, when can we expect a remake of "Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things"? Also, does your theory really hold any water? They re-did "Lost in Space" as a movie and for the first 5 minutes I thought it was going to be great and then the whole damn thing slid rapidly down the drain! What a Godforsaken movie tht was!

      However, I would love it if they redid "Collosus: The Forbin Project" as basically it is the preqeul to "The Terminator". If you don't believe me, rent it and tell me I am wrong. The only thing it is lacking are robots.

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    2. Re:Remake BAD movies, not GOOD ones by Dirtside · · Score: 2

      I didn't mean to imply that *all* bad movies should be remade, only that if you're going to remake a movie, don't remake a classic. Probably the ideal candidate for remaking is a movie that had potential but failed to live up to it, due to poor casting, poor direction, bad writing, etc. Complete trash films (like the aforementioned "Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things") can be safely ignored.

      To be fair, "Lost in Space" wasn't a remake of a movie, but an adaptation of the TV show. (And, yes, the movie blew space goats.)

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    3. Re:Remake BAD movies, not GOOD ones by Zarf · · Score: 2

      Probably the ideal candidate for remaking is a movie that had potential but failed to live up to it, due to poor casting, poor direction, bad writing, etc.

      What would you suggest for "Re-make only better" status? Dark City? Tron? Black Hole? Lord of The Rings? Cronicles of Narnia? Superman? The Martian Cronicles? Herbie the Love Bug? Star Wars Episode I?

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  60. Do it for substance, not for style. by Vegan+Pagan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Norrington can't capture the style.

    The anime captured the manga's style because the same guy made the manga and wrote/directed the anime. Norrington's a different guy using a different style. The only director who I think can do Akira's style in live action is James Cameron, who has other plans and wouldn't do it anyway because it's too similar to Terminator 2. If Norrington is mainly interested in Akira's cyberpunk/post-apocalypse style, he should have stuck with Blade or another screenplay because this way he's up against Akira's baggage and The Matrix sequels.

    What Akira's anime lost was substance: it only told about 1/4 of the manga's story, and what it kept it rearranged. If he made two 3-hour movies (split conveniently before and after the apocalypse), he could get most of the manga's storyline. That way an Americanized live action version of Akira may actually feel closer to the manga than the anime version did. But does he have the guts to do that?

    And even if he had the energy to make it, could he withstand the bad PR? Akira stars a loser teen who gets to act out revenge fantasies and orgies (think Columbine) and its big event is another boy who shows his fear of murder by blowing up a city (think WTC). For Norrington to get the $100M or so needed to make Akira, he'd have to remove those parts, risking ruining the plot.

  61. Scooby Doo Syndrome by Codex+The+Sloth · · Score: 2

    It's all of those assholes who saw the trailers for the live action Scooby Doo and said "Gee that looks good".

    To the no talent hacks in Hollywood that's all they need to hear. They see a crowded market place and say "Me too!".

    Ug.

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  62. Steven, Stephen, he's our man... by Interrobang · · Score: 2

    If he can't do it, no one can!

    Actually, considering that I have a friend (Jeff Stan, film critic for "Dark Cinema" magazine and scriptwriter) who's in kinda tight with Norrington's circles, I can say with confidence that if anyone could pull this off, it would be Steven Norrington.

    On the other hand, I sat through an anime version of Metropolis and came out almost in tears it was so bad. So it works both ways.

    Colour me ambivalent.