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Financial Institutions Balk at MS Licensing

mmol_6453 writes "Now, not only are hospitals groaning under the combination of Microsoft and the HIPAA, but banks are having issues relating to federal privacy laws. Favorite line: 'Microsoft has told...that it plans eventually to eliminate users' ability to disable Microsoft's access to their systems.'"

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  1. Trojan Horse? by mdechene · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And in other news, Microsoft becomes the first fortune 500 company to trogan horse an operating system.

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    1. Re:Trojan Horse? by mdechene · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pardon the typo's....My fingers are influenced half by neurons, and half by beer right now.

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    2. Re:Trojan Horse? by CoolVibe · · Score: 5, Funny
      Oh that's okqya, sometimes I have to type something when i havn't had any coffee yet. The result is usua;llly somethong like thios. SOmehow my fingers (adn my brain) need vcoffee to type somewaht corectly.

      ;-)

    3. Re:Trojan Horse? by sharkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wow! You could be a /. editor!

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    4. Re:Trojan Horse? by ShavenYak · · Score: 3, Funny

      If it's a revolution... when do we guillotine Bill Gates?

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    5. Re:Trojan Horse? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      "Oh that's okqya, sometimes I have to type something when i havn't had any coffee yet. The result is usua;llly somethong like thios. SOmehow my fingers (adn my brain) need vcoffee to type somewaht corectly."

      Anybody else amazed this wasn't followed by a string of replies along the lines of "I'm too intelligent to read a post with a typo in it."?

      It's a joke, laugh.

    6. Re:Trojan Horse? by Boxxeronfly · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I always thought that Windows was the largest, most expensive, and most used virus out there. It certainly has the most effect on peoples lives. It has successfull made users blind to the facts, that they should not have to be rebooting all the time. And you should not have to be clicking 'ok' to all those errors.

  2. from the article.. by \\ · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "That makes Warby nervous. "Microsoft is definitely not known for their internal security," he says, citing undocumented macros in some Microsoft programs, which can be accessed by those who know the right combination of keystrokes. "The idea of Microsoft coming into a server, creates a potentially huge security risk," he says."

    has anyone got any examples of this anywhere? i'd be curious to see some of these macros..

    1. Re:from the article.. by richieb · · Score: 2
      has anyone got any examples of this anywhere? i'd be curious to see some of these macros..

      I suppose the writer may have meant all the "Easter Eggs" that are found in various software packages.

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    2. Re:from the article.. by mysticgoat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      has anyone got any examples of this anywhere?

      I don't know about macros as such-- Warby may have made an unfortunate choice of words. But in his position I think I'd be concerned about easter eggs and about the continuation of the kind of coding that made the book Undocumented DOS so important to professional programmers about ten years ago.

      The corporate culture in Redmond has definitely given positive support to its employees regarding the inclusion of some undocumented features in its products. Features that can be accessed by those in the know but are intended to be hidden from the licensed users of the systems. Does Microsoft police its own workforce and can they assure that there is no combination of usage of undocumented features that would compromise user security? That would be a tall order. I would want to see exactly how they do this; I wouldn't feel comfortable just taking some suit's word for it.

      At what point does an undocumented feature become a security threat? When you are talking about high risk situations like banking and medical records, one reasonable answer is "if any undocumented feature exists at all."

      It seems to me that Microsoft's insistence on being able to download whatever it wants to for the good of the user aggravates this problem to no end.

  3. High level of control by Zakabog · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft does provide users with a high level of control over the auto update feature. Windows XP ships with the feature turned off, for example, so users must choose to activate it. And Microsoft notifies users of any updates, requiring them to agree to install them.

    Microsoft: This is our highest level of control on anything we've ever included in windows! You can turn it on AND off!!!! AND you have to agree to install the updates, come on how can you hate us now, we give you so much control!

    1. Re:High level of control by helzerr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hell, Windows Update is one of the few things that should probably be ON by default!

    2. Re:High level of control by extra88 · · Score: 2

      I don't think that comment is even true. I'm pretty sure when I set up my parent's Gateway this summer auto-updates was on. Also, when SP3 for Win2k is installed, it installs auto-update and enables it by default.

      I don't have it in front of my but I think the options are along the lines of: don't check, don't check if there's no 'net connection active, check but don't download, check and download but don't intall, and check, download, install (j00 0\/\/nz m3!) Okay, I think I made up a couple of those options.

      I don't even use the Control Panel to stop it, I go straight to the Services and Disable it, at least until I set up my own SUS server. Then I'll probably switch to the "do it all" option 'cause I'll still be in control of what gets installed (as much as you can be with a Microsoft product).

    3. Re:High level of control by Jouster · · Score: 2

      Theoretically, it's off, but OEMs can change that.

      In addition, after installation, there are nice, big "YOUR COMPUTER IS INSECURE!!!"-type dialog balloons that pop up over the Windows Update systray widget until you explicitly choose an automatic-Windows Update settings. The default is some degree of automation (I believe download only), with automatic download and install being strongly suggested.

      Jouster

    4. Re:High level of control by sqlrob · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You mean auto update with things like SP4 for NT that broke TCP/IP, SP6 that was rapidly replaced with SP6a (don't know why there), DirectX 8.0 that was rapidly replaced with DirectX 8.0a ...

      So, tell me again why autoupdate is a good idea.

    5. Re:High level of control by Phil+the+Canuck · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Exactly. Being a Windows admin is harder than most slashdotters think. It takes a special skill to find the correct time to patch - after MS fixes the show-stopper bugs but before the next worm.

    6. Re:High level of control by red_dragon · · Score: 2

      NT SP6 broke Lotus Notes, primarily, and other Winsock apps. MSKB Q245678 contains the description of that bug:

      SYMPTOMS
      After you apply Windows NT 4.0 Service Pack 6, Winsock calls may not work properly. Generally the problem manifests itself when a program attempts to connect to a server. You may see an application layer error like:

      Could not connect to server.

      or

      Access denied.

      CAUSE
      The problem only occurs if the user does not have full administrative rights to the computer.

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    7. Re:High level of control by phorm · · Score: 2

      We had one which patched the mail system (probably to prevent viruses accessing it), so that SQL Server could no longer send emails. It required
      a) Figuring out what the hell happened
      b) Updating SQL server service pack
      c) Applying an extra patch to fix SQL server

  4. Yeah, MS can access my system all they like by darkov · · Score: 5, Funny

    I dunno what they're going to do with 62 gigabytes of pr0n, though.

    1. Re:Yeah, MS can access my system all they like by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 2, Funny

      depends on how kinky it is, if it involves billy goats and scuba gear Gate$ himself will r00t your box..

    2. Re:Yeah, MS can access my system all they like by doorbot.com · · Score: 4, Funny

      I dunno what they're going to do with 62 gigabytes of pr0n, though.

      I'm surprised you've found a use for all of it. Maybe you're building the world's first "Internet Porn Way-Back Machine"

    3. Re:Yeah, MS can access my system all they like by alexburke · · Score: 5, Funny

      I dunno what they're going to do with 62 gigabytes of pr0n, though.

      Probably the same thing you do with it.

    4. Re:Yeah, MS can access my system all they like by zenspider · · Score: 2, Funny

      > I dunno what they're going to do with 62 gigabytes of pr0n, though.

      Same thing what any of us do with 62 gigabytes of pr0n...

    5. Re:Yeah, MS can access my system all they like by pnatural · · Score: 2

      That is a multi-million dollar idea if i ever heard one.

      I'm off to write my patent!

    6. Re:Yeah, MS can access my system all they like by jsse · · Score: 2, Funny

      Same thing what any of us do with 62 gigabytes of pr0n...

      Alphabetically sort them and store them in rolls of CD in orderly fashion?

    7. Re:Yeah, MS can access my system all they like by darkov · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe you're building the world's first "Internet Porn Way-Back Machine"

      It's the Google cache of smut.

    8. Re:Yeah, MS can access my system all they like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I dunno what they're going to do with 62 gigabytes of pr0n, though.

      Probably the same thing you do with it.


      embrace and extend? eww.

  5. Trust by DoctorFrog · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Trusting the bank != trusting Microsoft. A bank that takes customer privacy seriously and switches away from using Microsoft products has a better chance of getting my business. Pity my account is so small... :(

    1. Re:Trust by sqlrob · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What bank takes customer privacy seriously? They are all opt-out on sharing data.

    2. Re:Trust by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah.

      "And if you sons of bitches don't fix your security ASAP, I'm taking my debts elsewhere!"

      It lacks punch.

    3. Re:Trust by caveat · · Score: 2

      i'd imagine banks take the Federally mandated customer privacies pretty seriously...but beyond that, i'd have to agree.

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    4. Re:Trust by kinkie · · Score: 2

      Go to an italian or, for that matter, european bank (I think). They are required by law to explicitly opt-in for any and all uses of the information they collect, even what is actually needed to perform any given service.

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  6. Probably a misquote by 0x0d0a · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Notice that everything he's directly quoted on in the article is straightforward...and then a completely bizarre indirect quote.

    Most likely he gave a bunch of examples of macro viruses or undocumented APIs and the reporter decided to "condense" things a bit.

    1. Re:Probably a misquote by Dynedain · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly.

      When a reporter was writing an article on my company, we were asked what software packages we use (we mentioned both 3D Studio and Maya).

      When we go the first draft of the article passed by us, the reporter had written that we used Maya on a certain major project for a whole slew of reasons, when in reality, we had been working exclusively in 3DStudio for that project.

      What we had said was that Maya and 3DStudio were both good programs for all those reasons. We never mentioned what package we were using on that project but the writer had 'condensed' the quotes, to the point where it was false.

      Its like condensing this quote from the Bible: "Thou shalt not kill." to this: "Thou shalt ... kill."

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    2. Re:Probably a misquote by Zeinfeld · · Score: 4, Insightful
      What we had said was that Maya and 3DStudio were both good programs for all those reasons. We never mentioned what package we were using on that project but the writer had 'condensed' the quotes, to the point where it was false.

      It is not only the journalist. I was recently asked how long it would take to get a specification agreed as a standard. Since the group had not met I gave a range of 6 months to 2 years but said I expected it to be done within a year. The headline writer wrote 'xxx to take 2 years'.

      I don't quite see the point of the story beyond the obligatory pandering to the slashdot editors predjudices. The guy only restated the anti-Microsoft sentiment on this issue that had already been reported on slashdot. This is not really a new story, it is simply a journalist recycling slashblather as a news story.

      Extrapolation from legal wording to company policy is a ludicrous exercise. It should be fairly obvious that the Windows update facility modifies the machine and thus requires the permission of the user. The 'auto-update' without intervention requires ongoing permission.

      It is not difficult to block windows update using network security measures. Just block access to the update site, same way you would block access to Yahoo or AOL instant messanger - which are also contrary to HIPPA and Financial regulations.

      The claim that Microsoft intends to require the ability to modify the machine in the future is pure speculation and contrary to any business logic for Microsoft.

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    3. Re:Probably a misquote by Mournblade · · Score: 2, Informative

      "The claim that Microsoft intends to require the ability to modify the machine in the future is pure speculation and contrary to any business logic for Microsoft.

      From the article:
      "And Warby says Microsoft has told him that it plans eventually to eliminate users' ability to disable Microsoft's access to their systems."

      That's not speculation, it's one person relating what he's been told by MS. If it were speculation, it would read something like:
      "And Warby says he expects Microsoft to eventually disable users' ability to disable Microsoft's access to their systems."

      Also, blocking access to the windows update site would work for manual updates. Not giving users admin access to their Win2000 workstations would (I think) achieve the same thing. I don't know which resource auto update connects to, but I don't think it's prudent to assume it connects to the windowsupdate site.

    4. Re:Probably a misquote by schlach · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It seems like a small story from a small news outfit that is quite thin on anything other than Mr. Warby's hearsay. Talk about FUD... but with any news site, no matter how obscure, as soon as it hits the front page of slashdot, it is beyond reproach. That's something we should watch out for, after reading so much yesterday about Alan Sokal's Social Text hoax. In summary, he tricked a popular publication of the literary, postmodern Left into printing a hoax article of his that any amount of editorial review should have uncovered as a hoax, to the discredit of the journal, the editors, and (hopefully) perhaps some of the movement itself.

      Let's not be so reactionary that we leave ourselves open to a Sokaling - a doc without any factual basis, that goes unchecked because its conclusions agree with our mindset.

      What should also be mentioned is Slashdot's ability to make the news. We're a publication with a large circulation, that doesn't do much fact checking before our editors endorse an article. (I know that we never set out to be a reputable news site, but when google's news is referencing us as the top source on a story... I'd be happy if we just held ourselves to a higher bar.) If the Smallsville Post carries a totally unresearched article that doesn't ever leave the downtown coffee shop area, and LexLutherCorp doesn't even bother returning a comment on it, and suddenly the Daily Planet, without doing any more investigating, just decides to reprint it to its own (much-larger) readership... well, it bites when the article turns out to be crap.

      Now that it's been slashBotted, the article will probably get a response from MS PR, something along the lines of, "Don't be silly, of course Microsoft has the highest committment to customer data confidentiality, as part of our TrustWorthy Computing (TM) Initiative. All of the data we use comes from version numbers, and we leave the option for customers to completely disable the Microsoft Windows Update feature. Look at how paranoid and reactionary this bunch of misfits is. Snort. Linux users... " =)

      Let's win the spin war Larry Wall style, not MS style.

      my 2 cents...

    5. Re:Probably a misquote by hoeferbe · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Zeinfeld wrote:
      I don't quite see the point of the story beyond the obligatory pandering to the slashdot editors predjudices.
      I'm glad to see /. follow up on this on going issue. I work in a Fortune 500 company that has gone almost exclusivley Microsoft. When I bring up issues about vendor lock-in or Microsoft adding additional terms to their end user license agreement (EULA) for service packs, the problem is generally swept under the rug. I've been told by the higher ups that "we've had meetings with Microsoft representatives, and they said the EULA is just being misinterpretted. Besides, Microsoft would get a lot of egg on their face if it was discovered that they are accessing customers' computers in an unauthorized manner."

      It is funny how my company has not gotten this in writing, though. I also find it funny how Microsoft doesn't put out a press release or change the terms in the EULA to make it more clear. It is obvious a lot of companies are finding this hard to swallow, yet Microsoft does nothing to explain itself.

      So, hearing of other companies' experiences in this area helps me know what to expect for my company, and hopefully will provide enough evidence that my higher ups will do something about it.

    6. Re:Probably a misquote by jafac · · Score: 2

      Actually, the Bible commandment IS misquoted.

      The pro-capital-punishment Bible-thumpers will tell you that the actual commandment is "thou shalt not commit murder".

      Notice, this makes it perfectly alright to execute criminals, or bomb villages in third world countries full of hostiles.

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    7. Re:Probably a misquote by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      "Its like condensing this quote from the Bible: "Thou shalt not kill." to this: "Thou shalt ... kill."

      Ever notice how people tend to enhance their point by using a colorful metaphor? It's like when car dealerships use over-powered search lights so that people cannot go anywhere without seeing them.

    8. Re:Probably a misquote by operagost · · Score: 2
      Well, I'm no bible-thumper, but that's what it really says.

      The Hebrew word "raw-tsakh" is used is that passage from Exodus. A different word is used in passages in Deuteronomy where examples are given for capital punishment.

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    9. Re:Probably a misquote by Alsee · · Score: 2

      if it was discovered that they are accessing customers' computers in an unauthorized manner.

      The whole point is that it would be authorized. That is exactly what the EULA says, you grant Microsoft authorization to access your computer and do anything they like.

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    10. Re:Probably a misquote by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      That's something we should watch out for, after reading so much yesterday about Alan Sokal's Social Text hoax [nyu.edu]. In summary, he tricked a popular publication of the literary, postmodern Left into printing a hoax article of his that any amount of editorial review should have uncovered as a hoax, to the discredit of the journal, the editors, and (hopefully) perhaps some of the movement itself.

      There is an interesting postscript, Sokal and one of the editors of the journal are now the principal movers in a campaign to end Israel's occupation of the West Bank and Gaza.

      Sokal's article was actually much less than he claimed it to be. In private he has admitted to me that it is not the 'postmodern' parts of the piece that are nonsense, it is his physics and the quotations he uses.

      So what the Sokal incident really boils down to is he got a poor article accepted by an obscure journal and then subsequently declared it to be nonsense. So far from being the Papper like proof that he presented it as to the media what Sokal actually did was simply to refer to his own assertion.

      The right often do this with 'research that prooves XXX about bringing up kids', where xxx can be exposure to porn, violence, Harry Potter, daycare whatever. The conclusions of the report are released to the media in a press release but the report itself is not available for comment until long after when it usually turns out to be a litterature review.

      The dust jacket on Sokal's book implies that it is a dennunciation of the likes of Derrida, Eco, Habbermass, the true intellectual forces of postmodernism. In fact it is nothing of the kind, most of his targets are actually Freudian psychologists who have nothing to do with postmodernism and with the exception of Kristeva are generally considered frauds and loonies. Kristeva is the exception that prooves the rule since she did some genuine and interesting work early on and after getting tenure just went plain bonkers. But Sokal never objected when the press eagerly reported his book as a denunciation of Derrida who is barely mentioned.

      I suspect that what was really going on there was that the journalist was just looking for a way to recycle the opinions they read on slashdot as news. So slashdot then uses the report to support its initial claim.

      This is the sort of activity that cults engage in...

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    11. Re:Probably a misquote by mmol_6453 · · Score: 2

      I added an ellipsis in order to make the grammar more correct. (shrug)

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    12. Re:Probably a misquote by mmol_6453 · · Score: 2

      I supplied that article. (look at my username.)

      I submitted it because I thought it interesting that hospitals weren't the only ones to be affected by privacy laws vs. Microsoft's licensing.

      Turns out that an editor at Slashdot decided it newsworthy.

      I don't mean to disclaim any blame for the article's quality; I should have read it more thoroughly. I only submitted the article because it had two of the key features I learned about in high-school journalism: Human interest(evoke feelings in the reader) and proximity(How close the topic is to the target audience.).

      The quote at the end, well, I admit I didn't stop to think about the sense of it. I only read through the article quickly one and a half times, before deciding it was relevant enough to post to Slashdot.

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  7. This blows. by rmadmin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    that it plans eventually to eliminate users' ability to disable Microsoft's access to their systems.

    Ok, this sucks to start with. Why the hell does MS need access to banking systems? Besides to rape accounts that belong to companies that cheat licensing. (sorry, conspiracy theory again) The other thing here the TOTALLY bugs me is that this effects me! I've put alot of effort into removing MS products from my life. But, if banks are running MS, and they have access to those systems, then my efforts seem to be useless. "I'm sure Microsoft wouldn't do anything bad with that kind of power". PFFT.

    Here comes another conspiracy theory:
    MSFT: Hrm, rmAdmin has $0.34 in his checking account, must be having money problems, lets see, we'll sell his contact info to every 'debt consolidation' service on earth.
    Ring ring
    rmAdmin: Hello?
    StupidTelemarketter: Hello Mr AIDmen...
    rmAdmin: ACK!! DIE DIE DIE
    click

    Ok, maybe not that bad, but who knows...

    1. Re:This blows. by Interfacer · · Score: 2, Funny

      They probably need access to your bank to see if you paid for your copy of windows ... :)

    2. Re:This blows. by deathcow · · Score: 2

      I dont think it would evolve like that.. Microsoft wouldn't choose to sniff through the data, i.e. in this case bank accounts and records. Instead, Microsoft would sniff out which program applications are in widespread use in the public, and then undermine it somehow. (By O/S patches or by releasing competing software.)

    3. Re:This blows. by Bert64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe microsoft as a company wouldnt want to sniff through the data, tho i wouldn`t put it past them..
      But think of errant employees, or blackhat hackers who gain knowlege of how to exploit the backdoors..
      Yes, network-accessible backdoors HAVE existed in windows since 95, they only change the licensing now to try and cover themselves for when a whitehat hacker inevitably discovers and publishes them.

      FYI, atleast one blackhat group knows of and exploits a backdoor present in windows. And this is definately a backdoor, not just sloppy coding.

      Which makes you think.. maybe many of the vulnerabilities present in microsoft products were intended as backdoors and werent supposed to be found by the general public.

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    4. Re:This blows. by oliverthered · · Score: 2

      Hmm.....
      I bet a few $Billion can go a long way in 'fixing' voting patterns.

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    5. Re:This blows. by Suidae · · Score: 2

      Its not that they need access to bank and hospital systems really, its that the current licensing seems to force one to give them (and their authorized agents) access to the systems.

      Wouldn't it be fun to compromize the autoupdate database and install some software to wire a few bucks from every account to some secret location. And all patient records with well known names (those can just be posted directly to usenet). Then have all the systems download and auto install the Linux 'upgrade'. :)

  8. Some corrections by Ryu2 · · Score: 4, Informative

    The article says about SP1: Solely for the purpose of preventing unlicensed use of the applicable OS Software, the OS Components will include installation on your computer of technological measures that are designed to prevent unlicensed use, and Microsoft may use this technology to confirm that you have a licensed copy of the OS Software.

    This is done through a product key that is sent to Microsoft over the Internet. That means Microsoft must send an authorization back to your system, says Warby, requiring it to have access to your system.


    While I'm no Microsoft licensing fan, I would like to dispel some FUD presented here. The product activation has always been a part of XP, and your system sends the product key number to MS, and not MS going to your system first. After it's activated, MS is not contacted, unless your hardware changes significantly, or you use Windows Update (which does not enforce product key restructions, although the product key is being sent). But in any case, MS never initiates contact with any system.

    For SP1 upgrade, the authorization merely checks to see if your product key is one of two that have been widely pirated. It doesn't contact any server at all for this step.

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    1. Re:Some corrections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think the problem here is the wide discrepancy between what the licensing agreement allows and what Microsoft says they actually do. I'd be scared shitless too if I were some yokel credit union administrator and I didn't have any way of verifying what Microsoft (and you) says they do to my system.

    2. Re:Some corrections by rseuhs · · Score: 5, Insightful
      You quietly assume that

      • Microsoft actually does what they say they do. Last time I checked Microsoft didn't give any guarantees of what they do, just a bunch of webpages. (And even IF they would issue some kind of guarantee or agreement. They have broken such things in the past often enough)
      • Microsoft installed the new EULA just for kicks and will never ever use the power to access YOUR system.

      If lying to yourself makes you comfortable, well just keep lying to yourself.

    3. Re:Some corrections by MeNeXT · · Score: 2
      How is this informative? He cut and pasted some items from the article and then tries to make a point.He missed the whole point of the article...


      WHICH IS: The license agreement in which you have to agree in order to install the software states that, Microsoft and their afiliates may access your system and retreive information, Who, What, Where, and When are not explained by Microsoft. They just give general terms to refer to them. WHY is explained with, to prevent piracy.


      Where is the FUD????

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    4. Re:Some corrections by rmohr02 · · Score: 2

      So you think they're just giving themselves these rights for shits and giggles?

    5. Re:Some corrections by pmz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But in any case, MS never initiates contact with any system.

      A Microsoft operating system initiating contact with the Microsoft home base is Microsoft initiating contact with the system. They are just automating the process from the client side of things. Going either way without the end user's explicit consent (click-through/shrink-wrap EULA isn't sufficient) is simply wrong.

  9. Preventing piracy? ha! by SexyKellyOsbourne · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Solely to prevent piracy?

    What a joke -- Microsoft could never stop piracy, as the devilsown copy of XP was out months before the release, and service pack 1 for it, fully cracked, was out in an integrated ISO weeks before the release of SP1.

    Microsoft doesn't have a chance at stopping piracy, and it's just another lame excuse for Microsoft to follow the logical course of big business and try to control everything.

    If Microsoft turns a deaf ear to angry consumers on the issue of collecting data, the federal government has every right to nail them to the wall for it, especially if it interferes with our health and banking privacy.

    1. Re:Preventing piracy? ha! by marauder404 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Piracy hasn't been eliminated, but it's way down. No longer can the office secretary pass the copy of XP that she got with her computer around the office. She has to go find a warez group on IRC or on Usenet, download the ISO, and then burn it to disc, which are skills beyond the average Windows user. Microsoft's activation policy solved what it set out to do: prevent casual piracy.

    2. Re:Preventing piracy? ha! by BrainInAJar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So it turns casual pirates into seasoned ones?

      People who have now found connections to a world of pirated software, right at their fingertips?

  10. Hard to fathom by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I can see reasons for and against (mostly against) running Win2000 on workstations. But given the licensing and security problems to date with WinXP and various service packs, I still find it hard to believe that anyone requiring privacy of data or security would consider istaying with MS-Windows even for the workstations. There are neither technical reasons nor financial reasons to use it on any of the infrastructure, at least none that stand scrutiny.

    Arguments against using Macintosh or Linux usually center on retraining issues. However, heavy retraining occurred when migrating between Win3.11, WinNT, Win2000, and - for the chumps - WinXP. So if you have to retrain anyway, then why not go with something easier to both use and maintain like Macintosh OS X or Mandrake/Redhat?

    When you consider the bizarre nature of the service pack EULAs, the migration to Macintosh or Linux should be the obvious choice to anyone that can read English.

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    1. Re:Hard to fathom by Dynedain · · Score: 5, Insightful

      its not retraining....

      its software, software, software

      Find a *nix based CAD package that compares to AutoCAD. In terms of 3D, Maya is as usable as 3D Studio, but costs twice as much. And Gimp has absolutely nothing on Photoshop (I use both). Music Editing/Sound Engineering? forget it. Tax and Accounting packages (QuickBooks, TurboTax, etc.) - not there.

      Although the training is a big issue (hint, its training end users in new software thats expensive, not the OS training), the big concern is software availability. What good does having the option of 30 different email clients if you cant do the major task that your company pays you to do.

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    2. Re:Hard to fathom by PhreakinPenguin · · Score: 5, Informative

      Don't take offense to this, but your comment sounds like someone who doesn't know alot about businesses that require specific apps to stay in business.

      Our office does a ton of work for medical centers and family practices that use software to manage their patient flow and medical records. These programs will ONLY run on Windows using SQL. Sure, there are 2 or 3 out there that run off SCO but the quality of program is inferior to the Windows versions.

      NextGen, Alteer, Practice Partner, and Medical Manager our all Windows only apps. These 4 are the the most widely used systems in family practice offices around our area. They don't run on a *nix platform, and they never will.

      It's not a case of having to replace workstations, hell that's the easy part. It's a case of the software only running on a specific platform and the server requires it.

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    3. Re:Hard to fathom by Blackneto · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You have Medical Manager running on as a Windows App?
      The version we have runs on a SCO box with a terminal program for the client. (it's being replaced this year for an EMR solution)
      I wonder how many programs out there are called Medical Manager.

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    4. Re:Hard to fathom by Mr_Dyqik · · Score: 2

      How about AutoCAD? R13 runs very happily on the Sun machines at my work.

    5. Re:Hard to fathom by foniksonik · · Score: 2

      Sounds like a supply and demand issue to me.

      All of those apps were probably built in Visual Studio by a Windows dev team and then forced down the throats of all of you as a Windows only app because they didn't feel like supporting more than one version. Since Windows has been the most prevalent OS on cheap hardware clients for many years now they were correct to do this.

      I'm in a similar situation. I use Macs because the windows version of the apps I run crash incessantly and I can't get any work done. Could be windows or could be the app, I don't care... my Macs run the apps perfectly and never crash which means that I get lots of work done. Then again I don't have any license probs with my OS so I'm fine.

      So what YOU have to do is to have that software's client ported by the makers to Linux or at least have them make it compliant with the Wine distribution for Linux... voila, you still run the servers with Windows SQL but now you have lots of ultra cheap clients with no license hassles.

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    6. Re:Hard to fathom by MacDaffy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Windows software runs in emulation under MacOS X (and MacOS 9). Connectix, the maker of the most popular emulator, "Virtual PC" (VPC), has to do a better job on performance--especially with graphic-intensive applications--but I buy and install any Windows software package I need and run it on my Macintosh G4.

      I have Windows 98 and Windows NT 4.0 (sp6) installed on one VPC setup and I plan to put XP on another. I'm a computing consultant and I regularly invite my clients to forward suspicious software to me. I run it on a clean, isolated VPC machine and, if it turns out to be a virus, I inform the customer, drag the test machine into the trash and I'm on my merry way. And it's more stable and easier to maintain than an actual PC.

      As I said before, if they could get performance out of the doldrums, Apple would have another great "switch" story to tell.

    7. Re:Hard to fathom by eggsovereasy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't really understand what a bank or hospital would need with a CAD or 3d rendering program? All they need is a front end to their database of clients/patients, which was mostly likely custom made for them in the first place. Thus it would be fairly easy for someone to make ( or port ) a fronted that behaved the exact same way. Then there is no need to buy new hardware (as would be the case for a mac solution) and no need to retrain (except the IT people) as the software would behave the same.

    8. Re:Hard to fathom by CharlieG · · Score: 3, Insightful

      More specific, and even more important than things like autocad - How about 10 years woth of investment in custom developed inhouse software? I've been in places where there are LOTS of business critical apps that have 10-15 man years of development EACH. Now figure a fully loaded man year of development is well over $250,000 and your looking at apps that cost 2.5mil and UP - EACH. Plus the fact that if you said "we need to switch", it's still going to take 2+ years to develop each replacement for the new platform

      I figure there is 30mil+ worth of development that the small group I'm in is responsible for, and a port to a new desktop will take 3 years for the 10 of us - 30 man years - 7.5 million bucks, and no new software for 3 years. And that's just our group!

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    9. Re:Hard to fathom by rseuhs · · Score: 2
      Isn't it funny that the same people who cry "We can't switch! The costs would be too high!" (which is not true anyway. 2 years is a joke.) are the same who constantly insist "We don't need to write portable software, we only want to run it on one platform anyway."

      That said, yes switching can be a problem if your company was led by MS-whores who used MS only.

      But if you used *any* non-MS technlology like Delphi (Kylix), Java, Qt or whatever, switching will be much easier. In case of Java switching would be trivial.

    10. Re:Hard to fathom by CharlieG · · Score: 2

      And what about that 10 year old piece of software that was written BEFORE Kylix, Java, Qt etc?

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    11. Re:Hard to fathom by Yeti7226 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So if I understand you you're saying is that your application-vendor is forcing you to use an expensive, insecure platform made by a company that will do anything and everything to suck a maximum ammount of dollars out of your IT-budget.

      Have I understood you correctly?

      If so I'd say creating alternative apps (OpenSource or otherwise) should be one of your top priorities. Four years unitll MS will own your data through Palladium, the clock is ticking...

    12. Re:Hard to fathom by GooberToo · · Score: 2

      NextGen, Alteer, Practice Partner, and Medical Manager our all Windows only apps.

      Medical Manager is available for SCO and Linux. It's their preferred platform as it runs very will while being hidden in the closet. If fact, I didn't even know they had a version for non-Unix platforms.

    13. Re:Hard to fathom by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 3, Funny
      And what about that 10 year old piece of software that was written BEFORE Kylix, Java, Qt etc?
      It should run fine on WINE or DOSEMU...
    14. Re:Hard to fathom by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      I don't really understand what a bank or hospital would need with a CAD or 3d rendering program? All they need is a front end to their database of clients/patients, which was mostly likely custom made for them in the first place.

      There is masses and masses of software written specifically for Sun workstations running at banks, mostly combined analytic and deal capture systems. Sun made inroads into banking when traders needed rock-solid desktops well before you could do that with Windows (and you can these days, if you have competent sysadmins). In many cases, a bank will choose the software they want, and then choose from amongst the hardware/OS vendors that the software is available on, rather than choosing the equipment first - this is the same in engineering, geophysics, whatever. Applications are what matters - if you don't have them, your OS is going nowhere, no matter how good it is.

    15. Re:Hard to fathom by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 2

      I'm sure that 10 year old piece of software is fully depreciated by now.

      It's probably running on a platform that is less than efficient by today's standards AND probably needs a little bit of analysis to simplify it's procedures.

      Do a Cost Benefit Analysis to see if upgrading that 10 year old piece of software might end up saving money. Saving money over it's lifespan compared to the current app.

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    16. Re:Hard to fathom by Overzeetop · · Score: 2

      Pro/E has it's good and bad, but unless they've changed the seat license cost it will remain a nich product.

      AutoCAD can be had for, what, $1000? Most Arch/Engr firms write their own extensions in *shudder* LISP.

      Last I knew (which was, admittedly, 3 years ago when I was doing mech design instead of bldg enineering) Pro/E was commanding $20,000 a seat for a model/assembly/drafting license combo. Add thermal, structural, and kinematic packages and you could fork over $50 grand. That didn't even include the $500/day/person training that took a full week to approach minimal competence.

      I am looking for an alternative for my consulting work. I just need a basic package, but I'll admit I'm spoiled by some of the features in Acad2k.

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    17. Re:Hard to fathom by pmz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Find a *nix based CAD package that compares to AutoCAD.

      There are many UNIX-based CAD packages, most of which bury AutoCAD in capability. Their prices are coming down to; e.g., Pro/E's basic package is under 6 or 7 thousand dollars for full-blown feature-based 3D modeling. Also, Pro/E will be available for Linux soon.

      And Gimp has absolutely nothing on Photoshop

      Photoshop is available for UNIX (at least when I last used it on Solaris).

      Music Editing/Sound Engineering? forget it. Tax and Accounting packages (QuickBooks, TurboTax, etc.) - not there.

      Soon, but not today. GNUCash is very good for personal accounting, and spreadsheets like Gnumeric are also very useful. There just aren't the drool-covered packages like Quicken available for Linux. For UNIX, however, I'm sure some research would turn up good options.

      You spout the current most popular argument against Linux, and that is fine. However, please understand that things are changing. Microsoft is declining slowly (this is a fact--it is a cultural phenomenon), and, probably in five years or so, the applications argument will be bunk.

    18. Re:Hard to fathom by pmz · · Score: 2

      It's a case of the software only running on a specific platform and the server requires it.

      This is also an indication that the people writing that software were naive. Not writing software portably is simply stupid, given that it is avoidable. Portable software reduces long-term risk (like not being tied to crap like Microsoft) and creates unforeseen business oportunities (gee, perhaps a Linux version would sell?).

    19. Re:Hard to fathom by Christianfreak · · Score: 2

      NextGen, Alteer, Practice Partner, and Medical Manager our all Windows only apps. These 4 are the the most widely used systems in family practice offices around our area. They don't run on a *nix platform, and they never will.

      Unless MS changes its licensing, medical practices will have to migrate to something else as the EULA will be illegal. If the these companies refuse to adapt their software for other platforms they will be replaced by other companies.

      I wish it would happen but I'm sure MS will make special considerations for institutions where privacy is mandated and we will be back in the vicious cycle again.

      What really needs to happen is a outcry from the medical community saying that they will not use windows any longer a drop it. The software will come very quickly if that step is made.

    20. Re:Hard to fathom by rseuhs · · Score: 2
      ...the very same rules apply.

      If you used Microsoft "designed for incompatibility" technology, you will have problems, but if you used Standard C, Standard C++, Standard FORTRAN or almost any other language, porting to Linux should be doable in a couple of weeks at the most for everything except huge projects.

      Also, emulation software works very well with software that old.

    21. Re:Hard to fathom by Dynedain · · Score: 2

      Yeah, Photoshop 3 is available for UNIX.

      And I said QuickBooks, not Quicken.

      Don't get me wrong. I do like Linux, and what it means to Microsoft. I'm even in the process of getting the feel for it and switching over myself.

      But at work, I do a multitude of 'poweruser' tasks that are only feasable through Windows-only (or in a few cases Mac) software pacakges.

      While I think that will change, it won't be for quite a while since the Windows apps have years and years of development behind them that they don't want to throw out the window.

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    22. Re:Hard to fathom by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 2

      I'll feed the troll.

      Switching isn't just about the OS, it is also about the applications connected. For the parent's example of AutoCAD, companies spend considerable effort to customize the system to meet their needs and improve their productivity, quality, and consistency.

      Their business is (or may be) tied to AutoCAD; it is an industry standard. AutoCAD is only available on Windows. While other applications may be able to read the files, they do not offer the same rich internal scripting and programming options.

      Lastly, not all applications are developed by programmers. As sad as the results are, there are many offices that are stuck with Excel because they have data validation set up in VB, and re-writing those forms to work on any other "platform" (including what their clients may have) is non-productive.

    23. Re:Hard to fathom by rseuhs · · Score: 2
      In your blind love for Microsoft you probably forgot that this subthread was about internally developed software.

    24. Re:Hard to fathom by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      NextGen, Alteer, Practice Partner, and Medical Manager our all Windows only apps.

      For the first in the list, it's not fucking running at all, since it's taking them over a goddamned week to upgrade things.

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    25. Re:Hard to fathom by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 2

      >There are certain situations where things do not
      >need to change, and are best left unchanged.

      I agree. That is why I suggested an analysis before going into a development cycle.

      If it works then don't fix it. However, if it works but just barely then you may be able to get better results (i.e. save on costs) by fixing it.

      For example:
      You have an early COBOL program running on an old UNIVAC. The tubes cost plenty and pop all the time. The app was written by a guy who died 10 years ago of old age. It's hard to find the reel to reel tapes or the replacement unit to mount em. For what it costs to keep the machine running each month, you could buy a really decent piece of server hardware and wire all the computers in your company with CAT 5 and go 100mb/s ethernet.

      I know this is a highly exaggerated example but you get the idea.

      As for the QB program, you might have trouble finding the runtime for it these days. Is it still included in the newer versions of Windows/DOS? What about vbrun300.dll?

      Bottom line:
      There comes a point where the cost of upgrading to a new system is alot less than the costs of continuing with an old system.

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  11. Re:They can fuck themselves... by intermodal · · Score: 2

    They don't care if you trust them...its an indication of how much They trust you.

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  12. hmmm....something fishy by Dynedain · · Score: 4, Insightful

    has told...that it plans eventually to eliminate users' ability to disable Microsoft's access to their systems.'

    Of course, if you are willing to pay just a little more, Microsoft will sell you security. Coincidence? I think not.

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  13. Wow, you need a girlfriend! by SaraSmith · · Score: 5, Funny

    Spend some of that porn time on socializing with real live women and you may find an upgrade to porn. Yes yes, I know that sounds crazy, but there are things above and beyond porn.. try 'em out, they're way more fun.

    1. Re:Wow, you need a girlfriend! by darkov · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, it's my girlfriend's collection.

    2. Re:Wow, you need a girlfriend! by KingJoshi · · Score: 5, Funny
      Actually, it's my girlfriend's collection.

      Just because you have a collection of porn of a particular girl does not make her your girlfriend.

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    3. Re:Wow, you need a girlfriend! by the+way,+what're+you · · Score: 2
      Actually, it's my girlfriend's collection.

      I'm sure you enjoy all those sausages too, if you're letting her store 62 GB of them on your machine!

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  14. Easter Eggs? by MyHair · · Score: 3, Interesting

    has anyone got any examples of this anywhere? i'd be curious to see some of these macros..

    Perhaps he's referring to many of Microsoft's easter eggs in the OS and apps.

    Isn't there a web browsing easter egg in some program? Don't recall if that was MS or not.

    1. Re:Easter Eggs? by WhiteKnight07 · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      Hit this link in Mozilla. It's cool.

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    2. Re:Easter Eggs? by espilce · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      or, if you use the old netscape, the original message:

      And the beast shall come forth surrounded by a roiling cloud of vengeance. The house of the unbelievers shall be razed and they shall be scorched to the earth. Their tags shall blink until the end of days.


        • from The Book of Mozilla, 12:10

      and, if you try it in IE, you get a nice blue background. Interesting, eh?

      also, in mozilla or netscape, try about:fishcam or hit CTRL-ALT-F. or type about:anythingyouwanttowrite and you will see whatever you wrote after the about. (in the unix version of netscape it says "Whatchew talkin' 'bout, Willis?"). There are several other netscape easter eggs, but I forget them.. I think the funniest thing is that microsoft decided to include code for about:mozilla in IE (...or they didn't remove it entirely from the netscape source...)
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    3. Re:Easter Eggs? by terrencefw · · Score: 2, Interesting
      There's a flight sim in Excel...

      1. Open blank worksheet and hit F5.
      2. Enter X97:L97 and hit enter.
      3. Hit Tab.
      4. Hold down Ctrl-Shift and click the toolbar's Chart Wizard button.

      Watch out for the amusing credits scrolling along.

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    4. Re:Easter Eggs? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 3, Informative

      Alas, that's only in Excel 97. Don't work in 2K.

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    5. Re:Easter Eggs? by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 2

      There was a major problem with that a while ago, but I guess they fixed it. IE is REALLY picky about having the CSS formatted exactly right, or it will crash. If you had a missing semi-colon in the wrong place, it'll crash. If you had a missing pound-sign, it'll crash. Maybe they fixed that now, but it was a major problem before.

    6. Re:Easter Eggs? by arkanes · · Score: 2

      It didn't crash me either, and this machine isn't even patched....

  15. Financial institutions?? by Polo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Heck, EVERYONE Balks at MS Licensing.

    How many people have passed on XP because of the licensing crap? I'll bet a LOT of people have.

    I have, and it has nothing to do with piracy.

    1. Re:Financial institutions?? by Proc6 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      How many people have passed on XP because of the licensing crap? I'll bet a LOT of people have.

      ... until they buy a new PC and it's forced on them.

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    2. Re:Financial institutions?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll take that bet.

      67 million non-corporate copies of Windows XP--the fastest selling OS in history--have been sold over the past year.

      That doesn't seem to square with the public antipathy that your hypothesize.

    3. Re:Financial institutions?? by radish · · Score: 2

      Indeed - vive w2k!

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    4. Re:Financial institutions?? by jonadab · · Score: 2, Informative

      > What are the differences betweeen WinXP (home) and Win98?
      > Don't even tell me it's more stable - its still Windows

      Actually, it isn't the same Windows. Windows XP is NT. I know
      the version numbers are confusing, but you can visualise the two
      distinct product lines like this:

      ---WinNT3.5-----WinNT4.0-----Win2000-----WinXP-- -- >
      -----Win95---OSR2----Win98---Win98SE---WinMe

      The first line can be collectively called "Windows NT" or simply
      "NT" if you like to abbreviate. Microsoft is working on the next
      major release (codenamed longhorn), but given the timeframe they've
      set for that, I expect to see at least one incremental release
      based on XP before that. This product line has an underlying
      architecture based partly on XENIX, with concepts borrowed from
      other systems (including VMS). The GUI is an implementation of
      the Win32 API.

      Note that the second line stops with WinMe. There will be no
      more versions of that product. This line can be collectively
      called "Consumer Windows" or "Win9x" but is usually just called
      "Windows" for simplicity. This product had an architecture based
      mostly on a re-implementation of DOS with some important changes,
      most notably multitasking, introduced to bring it into the 90s.
      (Some claim that Win9x actually _contains_ DOS under the hood,
      but this is dubious in a technological sense; the "DOS" that is
      under the hood (MS-DOS 7.0) in Win9x is _a_ DOS but is a
      reimplementation rather than an incorporation or direct upgrade
      of the earlier product and so is not 100% compatible with DOS 6.
      In particular, it is less compatible with DOS 6 than DOS 6 is
      with DOS 3.) The GUI is an implementation of the Win32 API.

      In summary, Win98 and WinXP have two major things in common:
      * They are made by the same company. (So are OpenVMS and
      digital Unix, for that matter.)
      * They both implement the Win32 API. (Yet both BeOS
      and Linux implement the POSIX API, and nobody in his
      right mind would call them the same OS.)

      Oh, and they're both available for x86 hardware. Whoopee, so is
      NetBSD, and you don't see anyone saying _that's_ the same as Win98.
      They look a little bit similar (well, they can if WinXP is set up
      with the "classic" look and feel), but KDE looks like Win98 too,
      if it's configured that way. They have binary compatibility, but
      FreeBSD has binary compatibility with SCO and Linux, without being
      accused of being the same OS as either of them.

      The thing is, Microsoft _wants_ you (well, not you individually
      but everyone in general) to view Windows XP as the successor
      to Windows 98. Because Windows 98 was their most popular product.
      Their marketing department will do _anything_ to get you to think
      that Windows XP is the next version of Windows 98. They tried
      that with Windows 2000 (by naming it that), and it didn't fly,
      but Windows XP is doing somewhat better by most accounts.

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  16. Re:One day... by MavEtJu · · Score: 2

    Haven't you seen the movie "Tomorrow never dies"? (just to make you a little bit more paranoid)

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  17. An unusual prediction by astrashe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think that MS is going to back off on a lot of this stuff, probably even Palladium in its most extreme form.

    Their strategy at the highest level seems to be two pronged. On one hand they want to gather up all of the power and control of the monopolist, and on the other hand, they try to respond to customers as if they had to compete.

    I know that a lot of people are skeptical about the last part of that, but I believe it. They backed off of the passport nightmare to a large extent.

    There are lots of smaller things they've backed off on as well -- their first incarnation of their anti-piracy measures would have made it impossible for corporate users to roll out systems using software like ghost, but they backed down on that, and that concession has had a real effect on the ease with which one can pirate their software.

    The banks have a real problem, and MS is going to have to address it or lose the business. I think they're going to address it.

    The big conceptual problem, I think, is to consider MS to be a monolith. There are people who are pushing for this stuff, and there are others who are talking to the customers who are screaming bloody murder.

    In the end, they will have to listen to their customers.

    1. Re:An unusual prediction by Verteiron · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is how you make horrible things happen: propose something truly nasty, and let users and techies make a huge fuss about it. Then back down from the worst practice due to "customer input" and simply go forward without the top 5% of the bad stuff. Now MS has implemented 95% of their bad stuff, but techies and consumers don't mind because they've now Made a Difference.

      Lather, rinse, repeat...

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    2. Re:An unusual prediction by matrix29 · · Score: 2

      This is how you make horrible things happen: propose something truly nasty, and let users and techies make a huge fuss about it. Then back down from the worst practice due to "customer input" and simply go forward without the top 5% of the bad stuff. Now MS has implemented 95% of their bad stuff, but techies and consumers don't mind because they've now Made a Difference.

      And the simple answer is, "Just DO NOT BUY - DO NOT BUY - MICROSOFT CRAPWARE - Don't feed the MONSTER."

      It is the only sure way to slay The Beast. Do not reward evil works with good money.

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  18. Re:Let them try by Rubbersoul · · Score: 2

    Yes feel free to take them to court. All you will have to to is find a judge that will rule the MS EULA does not stand in court, because of course this will be in EULA before MS does it.

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  19. Good point by scubacuda · · Score: 2

    That's a good point.

    Would YOU trust the average MCSE to make those decisions?

  20. breaking the law by agurkan · · Score: 5, Informative

    himm... there is something I can't understand here. a contract is void by default if it violates a law, so doesn't this invalidate the appropiate part of the EULA, if the purchaser makes it clear that the software will be used in an environment where privacy is mandated by the law?

    i wonder if some sort of equal oppurtunity law would mandate microsoft to provide the software and updates with a licence and a method suitable for banks, hospitals etc.

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    1. Re:breaking the law by ctr2sprt · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I'm no lawyer, but my understanding is that you're right: if a contract is illegal, it's voided. But remember that with all software (even free as in speech software), if you don't accept the license you can't use the software. So if a bank bought 20,000 licenses for Windows XP and it later turned out the bank cannot legally abide by the terms of those licenses, the bank would have to destroy all 20,000 copies (and MS would have to refund them their money).

      This would obviously be a horrible disaster for MS, because not only would they not make any money but it'd also make the news. ("We're sorry, but we can't process your transaction today, as we had to erase Windows XP from all our computers thanks to a supplementary EULA from Microsoft. Please call back in two to three weeks when we have completed our rollout of Windows 3.1.")

    2. Re:breaking the law by guybarr · · Score: 3, Interesting


      a contract is void by default if it violates a law

      IANAL, this is more complicated. The problem here is that there are two (possibly) mutually exclusive constraints on the client , so that he may be screwed in any case: if he complies with the law his user agreement his void and microsoft can refuse giving support, or worse, sue.
      Of course if the client violates the law he is vulnerable to suits from the government or, much worse, his own clients or third parties damaged by possible exploits.

      so this seems like a real concern. If I were a bank's lawyer (which again, IANAL) I'd be scared shitless, I'd recomend just to forget about it all.

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    3. Re:breaking the law by rseuhs · · Score: 4, Interesting
      So?

      So the EULA is invalid. Will Windows care? Will Windows behave any different because of that? Can you feel secure because of that?

      I don't think so.

      It's amazing how many things Windows users are willing to do.

    4. Re:breaking the law by rjforster · · Score: 2, Informative

      But remember that with all software (even free as in speech software), if you don't accept the license you can't use the software.

      Bzzzt. Wrong answer. Thank you for playing. Do try again.

      Section 0 of the GPL contains:

      Activities other than copying, distribution and modification are not
      covered by this License; they are outside its scope. The act of
      running the Program is not restricted,

      and section 5 of the GPL reads:

      5. You are not required to accept this License, since you have not
      signed it. However, nothing else grants you permission to modify or
      distribute the Program or its derivative works. These actions are
      prohibited by law if you do not accept this License. Therefore, by
      modifying or distributing the Program (or any work based on the
      Program), you indicate your acceptance of this License to do so, and
      all its terms and conditions for copying, distributing or modifying
      the Program or works based on it.

    5. Re:breaking the law by Overzeetop · · Score: 2

      Generally, contracts are written to be separable. In effect, if one clause is deemed invalid, the rest of the clauses remain in force.

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    6. Re:breaking the law by coyote-san · · Score: 2

      Is the EULA a contract? I don't think so, many courts don't think so. Contracts require informed consent and exchange of considerations of value, and you have neither when you can't read the EULA until you open the package yet can't get your money back once the package has been opened.

      But that doesn't matter since Microsoft is using technical self-help. Their software can call home regardless of any individual negotiation to disable this "feature." It can call home regardless of any court order that it be disabled on software installed in a system used in a medical, legal, finacial or spiritual setting.

      Even if you posit that UCITA passed and the EULA is a binding contract, your argument still doesn't work since the onus is not on Microsoft to produce software that can never be used in an unlawful manner, it's on the user to obey all applicable laws. If that means that they can't use Windows, well then they need to use other software. There's plenty of alternatives, it's not like Microsoft has been convicted in federal court of being a monopoly that has ilegally used its monopoly to suppress the competition.

      (No wait, it HAS been convicted. Yet that doesn't change the fact that this is still the customer's concern, not theirs. Given their track record, I would not be surprised to learn that MS has deliberately set up this dilemma in an attempt to force an exemption for their products.)

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    7. Re:breaking the law by Rupert · · Score: 2

      If you bought the software you can use it. EULAs are wishful thinking on the part of software publishers.

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  21. Closer than you think.... by djupedal · · Score: 5, Interesting
    ...have you taken the time to study Excel & Word macros, lately? Break out a VB editor and crack open any of the stock templates that ship with Office....Project, ACCESS, etc. Look in the macros for strings that contain:
    • pwd...container...host....logon...restart...data source
    ....you get the idea.

    If you are looking for specific troublemaking 'poison-pill' macros, I'm sorry, I don't have those handy, but if you want, I can send you a Word document you can fill out to request them :)
  22. All missing the point! by krazyninja · · Score: 5, Insightful
    We are all missing the point. The point is, where is Warby, and others like him going to go? The moment he takes his eyes off Microsoft, there is *no* other singly unified system, that can provide both ease of use, and integration. He has to worry about retraining his staff. That is why most admins think that "a known devil is better". Unless other backend server vendors like Novell/oracle come up with a better, unified proposition, it is going to be a tough sell.

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    1. Re:All missing the point! by Corrado · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think Apple should step up and fill the gap. They have very capable machines and could support almost any business. Besides the power of the machines, the user experience is like no other. I love Linux, but I wouldnt give up my Mac for every day use.

      They even have servers. With no license fees!!!

      It's kinda funny; when we accuired a well known pizza chain they were using Macs. We "converted" them from those hethen machines. Now, it looks like they might have been right going with the Macintosh. At least from a legal/licensing point-of-view.

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    2. Re:All missing the point! by juahonen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sun is offering an alternative: Sun Ray workstations with Linux, Evolution, Mozilla and Gnome Desktop. The price is about US$ 1000 per machine.

      Using existing hardware is the cost-saving question. Is it more affordable to install Linux and retrain the entire staff to use Linux software than to replace the hardware and retrain the staff.

      And are there alternatives to retraining, like founding user groups with advanced users helping others to get to know the system. There might be a drop to productivity during the time the users need these groups. It's a complicated matter.

      It is sure that they cannot break the law. So the alternatives really are pressing Microsoft to alter their licences or switch to another OS. The cost and convenience of doing so will determine what they'll do.

    3. Re:All missing the point! by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Hmmm, perhaps, but Apple sell hardware primarily, and there's nothing wrong with the hardware most business has - the issue is with software.

      A medium sized company can easily have 5000 desktops. The average price of a Mac is I'd guess about £1000, so that's a cool £5,000,000 (about $7,500,000) just to replace hardware that already worked? You might as well pay the fees to Microsoft, that's almost certainly cheaper. And don't forget that most businesses have at least 1 or 2 custom apps.

      The obvious solution is Linux - with a decent set of administators Linux is within a year of being just great on the corporate desktop. The final usability problems are being hammered at a truly astonishing rate, and with tricks like CrossOver Office Server you can pay for 1 copy of Office (I guess it'd work with other programs too) but have it serve hundreds of desktops. Wine is so critical in these areas, for custom business apps, and the Mac has no equivalent, probably won't for some time, if ever.

    4. Re:All missing the point! by pmz · · Score: 2

      ...there is *no* other singly unified system, that can provide both ease of use, and integration.

      Fallacy. Windows is an "ease of use" and "integration" nightmare in the long-term. Just try integrating something not provided by Microsoft one day...oh, you can't. That's called lock-in. They have you right where they want you and you have no choices any more! Hail, Microsoft!

      UNIX and Linux offer much lower risk in the long term, as they are fully documented (UNIX is, at least) and very largely standardized. This offers much more flexibility than anything Microsoft can put forth.

    5. Re:All missing the point! by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2
      Answer: network [apple.com] and software [apple.com] compatibility, of course, which Apple is clearly working very hard on.

      Network and file format compatability are lemons, especially considering the open source crew have done 90% of the work for them. Software compatability is what matters, being able to run custom apps, and of course all that other software that exists out there on the net that uses the Win32 GUI.

      A very valid point. I blame the morons who didn't know how to write portable code, as well as the morons who didn't require it in the first place. Yes, the Win32 GUI isn't going to port, but if the app was well written, porting it would be a viable option.

      Have you ever tried to write portable software of any complexity at all? If you think it's merely a case of saying "oh, well, I'll make this software totally cross platform" then you need to get more experience of programming in the real world. Writing cross platform software is hard with a capital H. Notice how much duplication there is in most portable projects? Mozilla and OpenOffice both implement their own widget toolkits, portability libraries, object models etc. The GIMP relies upon a dodgy windows port of GTK. The fact is, that writing cross platform software that is high quality on all platforms is a nightmare, and for custom business apps, where ALL your computers are Windows, needlessly spending money on portability would make you uncompetitive. So all your competitors are using software X to help them get ahead, but you're not going to because it won't run on an OS you don't use? Sounds like a going out of business strategy to me. The only solution is something like Wine.

      So what if the Mac has no equivalent, as long as it can connect to the same CrossOver Office server?

      So your solution to running Windows software on the Mac is to load it up with an X server and use a Linux box as well? That could work for Office. That assumes a lot though, like all software being multi-instance. Most of it isn't, because doing all the locking etc of data files needed is also hard and for desktop apps on Windows, historically single user, 99% of the time not needed. Office can do it with a couple of hacks, because they needed it for Citrix originally afaik. Most can't, you need to run a copy of each desktop to get good performance, if it runs at all.

    6. Re:All missing the point! by GlassHeart · · Score: 2, Informative
      Have you ever tried to write portable software of any complexity at all?

      Yes, I do that for a living. My code has to run on a PC (where some bits are emulated, but provides easier debugging) and on small, custom, embedded hardware. I also typically need very little knowledge of the custom hardware - in some cases I don't even know what CPU it uses.

      How? Stick to standards, and separate interface from function.

      needlessly spending money on portability would make you uncompetitive.

      I'm talking about basic portability. For example, test and deploy the full GUI app for Windows, but be able to build command line tools from the same source that would run and work somewhat on Linux and OS X. Even if they are relatively untested, they remain an option to you in the future.

      Another obvious solution: Java.

      So your solution to running Windows software on the Mac is to load it up with an X server and use a Linux box as well?

      No, I don't have a solution to running Windows software on the Mac. If I did, I'd sell it to Steve Jobs and retire. I was talking specifically about CrossOver Office Server, and how a Mac can probably work with it.

    7. Re:All missing the point! by BoneFlower · · Score: 2

      Go to netcraft and check out www.army.mil.

      You may find it interesting:)

    8. Re:All missing the point! by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2
      How? Stick to standards, and separate interface from function.

      Fair enough. That's easier now than it was, a lot of business apps are pretty old and written at a time when there weren't really any standards. Today we have stuff like Qt, Java, wxWindows, Mozilla etc that can abstract the OS away to a large degree.

  23. Re:what other options would you suggest? by Jouster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Actually, there are three settings:

    Off. Pops up dialog boxes and warnings: "DO YOU REALLY WANT TO DO THIS!?" sort of things. After clicking "yes" a few dozen times, WinXP no longer attempts to auto-update, and doesn't poll for update availability.
    Automatic Download. Periodically (timeframe? anyone?) polls an MS server for updates, downloads them in the background, you have to click a little taskbar widget to install them.
    Automatic Download and Install. Yep, just what it says: "Please, Microsoft, install arbitrary code on my system without alerting me!"

    Of course, I'm currently leading an initiative to have all non-technical people required to set their level to "Automatic Download and Install", so I can only be a certain degree of harsh about what that means.

    Jouster

  24. This is a non-issue! by arb · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't use Windows Update, but my understanding is that the "let Microsoft dig through your system" stuff is only if you do use Windows Update. If this is correct, then there is no problem - don't use it!

    Surely someone managing machines in a business critical environment would have the nous to turn off the auto-update? Don't use it. Install patches and hot-fixes manually after fully testing them to make sure they don't kill your system. Do not rely on Microsoft (or any third party vendor for that matter) to automatically update your servers without you knowing exactly what is going on!

    The XP-related stuff though, is a bit of a worry. Then again, the solution is pretty straight-forward - DON'T USE XP. If you need Windows, use Windows 2000. If Microsoft bring the same checks in to 2000 via future service packs, then configure your firewall properly and stop it happening.

    1. Re:This is a non-issue! by rseuhs · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Did Micorsoft issue a guarantee not to dig through your system when you turn off Windows Update?

      Actually the new EULA gives them the right, regardless of some config setting.

    2. Re:This is a non-issue! by arb · · Score: 2

      Did Micorsoft issue a guarantee not to dig through your system when you turn off Windows Update?
      Actually the new EULA gives them the right, regardless of some config setting.


      I based my comments on the original article which seemed to imply that the EULA only gave Microsot the right to trawl through your system if you used Windows-Update. If what you say is correct (and I'll take your word for it) then the situation is worse than I thought. Of course, Microsoft are just trying to bully their way through and I hope that they will be challenged on this. I have seen indications that Microsoft are trying to force corporate users to keep current with service packs or risk losing their licence - if they change the EULA with each service pack on top of that, they are forcing the customer to choose between accepting an EULA that violates their right to privacy or lose their licence.

      No-one has the right to inspect the contents of my PC without my explicit permission unless they have a valid search-warrant. I choose not to use Windows-Update at home for various reasons (not least of which I have to reproduce different configurations that each of my clients have so I can test the software I write) - in fact, my current client strictly forbids users from turning it on, as their IT guys manage all software updates for the network. It is up to my client to decide whether or not to accept the terms of the EULA, not me.

      I still say it is largely a non-issue. The banks and financial institutions should most definitely not be using Windows Update! If their IT guys are not on top of the various service packs and hot fixes available, and don't adequately test them in their environment, then I for one would rather not deal with that institution! I have seen a few (admittedly rare, but unfortunately critical) occasions where service packs and/or hot fixes have caused more problems due to environment specific issues. Letting the Windows-Update service decide what to install and when, is just asking for trouble. All it takes is for one patch to fail at a critical moment, and all hell can break loose.

    3. Re:This is a non-issue! by rseuhs · · Score: 2
      source

      " * Digital Rights Management (Security). You agree that in order to protect the integrity of content and software protected by digital rights management ("Secure Content"), Microsoft may provide security related updates to the OS Components that will be automatically downloaded onto your computer. These security related updates may disable your ability to copy and/or play Secure Content and use other software on your computer. If we provide such a security update, we will use reasonable efforts to post notices on a web site explaining the update. "

      In case you missed the important part:

      These security related updates may disable your ability to [..] use other software on your computer.

      Essentially, Microsoft got the right to "disable" *anything* they choose to disable. And they don't care about the Windows update settings because this whole thing is about DRM and not Windows update. Oh, did I mention that they will inform the users only through "reasonable" efforts on "a web site"? How noble. So when some app doesn't run anymore, you won't know why. Even if Microsoft really only wants to affect mp3-players etc., we all know that accidents can happen and also other apps may be affected.

      Do you still think this is a non-issue? You want your bank to use this kind of software? You got to be kidding me.

    4. Re:This is a non-issue! by arb · · Score: 2

      Essentially, Microsoft got the right to "disable" *anything* they choose to disable. And they don't care about the Windows update settings because this whole thing is about DRM and not Windows update. Oh, did I mention that they will inform the users only through "reasonable" efforts on "a web site"? How noble. So when some app doesn't run anymore, you won't know why. Even if Microsoft really only wants to affect mp3-players etc., we all know that accidents can happen and also other apps may be affected.

      No, Microsoft are claiming to have the right to disable anything they choose to. This has not yet been challenged, but I find it hard to imagine a court of law that will uphold this.

      Do you still think this is a non-issue? You want your bank to use this kind of software? You got to be kidding me.

      I don't want my bank accepting these kinds of terms in an EULA. I don't want my bank connecting computers/servers containing sensitive data to the internet unless they have very secure infrastructure in place and know how to manage their firewalls and other security measures properly. This does not mean allowing any company to automatically update software and certainly does not mean allowing any external organisation access to information they have no right to be accessing!

      Of course, I also do not want my bank using software with DRM built-in on their workstations/servers unless they have a damn good reason to do so. If they are not accessing DRM-protected content and have no DRM-related software installed, then there is no reason to install patches to those non-existent products.

      I will repeat it for you: If a bank, financial institution, government department or any other organisation which holds confidential information does not manage their installed software properly, then I would rather not deal with them. A responsible organisation should not use features such as Windows-Update on mission critical servers or workstations. All software (new software, updates and patches) should be thoroughly tested and all licences should be completely understood before the software/patch is installed in a production environment. Anything with such ridiculous clauses should be questioned and if no suitable compromise can be found with the vendor, that software/patch should not be installed. If you do not accept the terms and cannot negotiate more reasonable terms, find an alternative solution.

    5. Re:This is a non-issue! by rseuhs · · Score: 2
      No, Microsoft are claiming to have the right to disable anything they choose to. This has not yet been challenged, but I find it hard to imagine a court of law that will uphold this.

      So?

      This is like saying "My airline printed 'No damages in case of death or injury' on the back of the tickets. The airline has suspended all safety checks due to budget cuts, but I'm not worried, no court would uphold this."

      The damage will already been done. And I wouldn't trust the law-system that much.

      A responsible organisation should not use features such as Windows-Update on mission critical servers or workstations.

      Wrong, a responsible organization should not use any version of WindowsXP or later at all.

      Anything with such ridiculous clauses should be questioned and if no suitable compromise can be found with the vendor, that software/patch should not be installed. If you do not accept the terms and cannot negotiate more reasonable terms, find an alternative solution.

      Well, at least you stopped calling it a "non-issue"....

    6. Re:This is a non-issue! by arb · · Score: 2

      Well, at least you stopped calling it a "non-issue"....

      Re-read the article and my initial comment. The article refers to the EULA in language which infers that it only takes effect when using Windows Update. My response was based on the article. If the article is correct, then just do not use Windows Update and there is no longer any problem.

      However, of the EULA goes deeper than that, then use a firewall and make damn sure you know what effect each patch/service pack is going to have. I repeat my earlier statements one more time for the hard of thinking - A responsible organisation should not use features such as Windows-Update on mission critical servers or workstations. And just for you, one more time: a responsible admin will not allow auto-updaters to modify any production systems without fully testing each and every patch and without being aware of the potential effects of those patches.

  25. try by djupedal · · Score: 2

    As a bank, what will your legal staff say when they learn your IT dept. signed off on EULA's that prohibit such action?

  26. Re:what other options would you suggest? by pennsol · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As a street level tech mostly working on MS boxes I can be a tad upset about the "auto update" feature.. i've made so much money in billable hours on boxes that just needed windows updates and a disk defrag that i can't even count.. i usually charge $50 for this service and explain what i did and that they need to do it themselves evey once in a while... well i still get reapeat calls to do it about once every 10-12 months on most boxes..and they don't want to be bothered by learning to click on it themselves.. hey..let the little guy make a buck..:)

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  27. My mom. by miffo.swe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My mom phones me weekly yapping about some new virus that has slipped into her computer. She is 50+ and i think she is doing a nice job learning her WinXP. What she is frustrated with is the fact that she has a firewall, a antivirus program and she updates often even if she is on a modem. Still she have gotten successful attacks into her machine and even viruses has slipped past her antivirus system. She is getting real paranoid and feels that its not fun anymore when you have to be a fully fledged sysadmin to surf and write mails. She is going for linux and i will try to install it as safe as possible for her. No services open and a default drop on incoming connections should keep her safe for a while. That is what i would call proactive security.

    Security must be proactive and not reactive. MS is simplifying reactive security instead of focusing on proactive security. The old vuln ??? patch treadmill is stupid. I think some dists should stop making their default installs wide open aswell. Close all ports and code a nice simple app that makes it easy to open the ones you need to be open.

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    1. Re:My mom. by radish · · Score: 2


      I'd love to know what she's getting up to :)

      I've been running various version of windows for years, I've done everything you shouldn't do (visited "dodgy" websites, run IE, run Outlook, downloaded warez etc etc) and I've never ever caught a virus. I mean I got an inbox full of klez and sircam, but the antivirus dealt with those before I saw them. The background scan has picked up maybe two trojaned apps coming in through Gnutella, and deleted them. The last time I actually saw a virus was on an old dusty floppy which had a bootsector virus (remember those?).

      Simple rules for happiness : Run windows update, set your AV to update virus defs every day, always enable background scanning for all executables, run Ad-Aware once a week, run a personal firewall to block OUTGOING connections and open listen sockets from unknown apps.

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  28. MS can upgrade, too... by jiri+B · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Then there's the clause that allows MS to upgrade the computer whenever they feel like it.
    You acknowledge and agree that Microsoft may automatically check the version of the Product and/or its components that you are utilizing and may provide upgrades or fixes to the Product that will be automatically downloaded to your Workstation Computer.
    Which may be ok in the home (maybe), but I can't see anyone in any way professional going for it.
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  29. Let me get this straight by PhreakinPenguin · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    Your 50 year old mom can't figure out Windows XP but she's going to have no problem with Linux? Sounds like a load of FUD to me.

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    1. Re:Let me get this straight by Bert64 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My 65 year old mom uses linux, for browsing, icq, occasional letter writing, and email. She actually prefers the lack of advert banners in icq, the fact she doesnt have to worry about viruses in her mail, and the fact galeon can block images and cookies from particular servers.
      She also prefers the fact that the machine stays running.
      When she was using windows (2000) she was getting very frustrated with regular crashing, slow reboot time, frequent virus infection, and slowdown caused by the virus checker itself. Not to mention the fact that a pension doesnt stretch very far towards expensive software, the straw that broke the camels back.. was the cost of msoffice when she decided she wanted to write some letters (most of her friends dont have computers atall)
      openoffice is vastly overpowered for what she needs infact, she usually uses the old wordperfect 8 (or was it 9?) that was ported to linux.

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    2. Re:Let me get this straight by Gannoc · · Score: 5, Funny


      My Mom is 108 years old. Windows XP one day manifested itself in a swirling cloud of darkness and evil and killed her cat. I installed Debian for her and it cured her arthritis and let her get involved in some kernel hacking. She's never had a problem with her computer, even when she loses power. Bless you Linux!

  30. what happens when M$ decides to go kazaa! boom! by kraksmoka · · Score: 5, Interesting
    "Of equal concern, says Warby, is that by agreeing to the Windows 2000 SP3 licensing terms, the credit union is potentially granting access not just to Microsoft, but to its "designated agents" The Microsoft license offers no assurances about who those companies might be, says Warby. "What if the designated agent is some small company overseas," he says, "in a country with a lax legal system?""

    that's right, what happens when M$ decides to go kazaa all over your system. there's nothing you can do about it. face it, its just your hardware, the OS (i use the term lightly for windoze) belongs to them, 100%. You're just borrowing it. That's not good enough to pass muster for private information. If M$ wasn't so large, a bill to make them post surety bond for every financial house would be an ideal restraint for the mighty beast

    oh well, chances of legislation unsupportive of m$ are about as likely as me giving birth.

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  31. Think bigger... by djupedal · · Score: 5, Interesting

    MS wants to be a bank, remember? How better to throttle back competition than by tossing a smoke bomb or two into their home office...

    "While other banking institutions are suffering from network slowdowns and corrupted databases, MS First Union can provide you with reliable access to your funds around the clock. Bank with MSFU....we keep an eye on your money!"

    1. Re:Think bigger... by RealAlaskan · · Score: 2
      "While other banking institutions are suffering from network slowdowns and corrupted databases, MS First Union can provide you with reliable access to your funds around the clock. Bank with MSFU....we keep an eye on your money!"

      No, no, no ... it's: ``... we keep an eye on our money!"

  32. Banks using... by djupedal · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Many rely on Solaris, etc. for mission critical data. I'm sure there are related processes on Linux somewhere in every large banking system. Might be automated network performance reporting....automated backup audits....prototype network planning....human resource forecasting...project management analysis, etc. There are too many facets to modern banking to be able to state simply that one OS or another is responsible for 'handling' personal accounts.

  33. give me a break by djupedal · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why am I having a hard time believing that business as we know it will come to a complete halt if MS isn't allowed in the door?

    Commerce in one form or another, from bartering coconuts to brokering used RAM, will find a way to continue, regardless if the transaction is on limestone, paper or bubble-ether crystals. Unified...disparate...co-mingled...far-stepped or translucid....who cares. The point is supply and demand, not demand by MS.

  34. All this talk... by MoThugz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    about pirracy and privacy is driving me nuts, why can't people see the obvious? M$ is pissed because their products are being pirated left, right and up their asses... but they then cause difficulty to who? That's right, legit owners of the software, CUSTOMERS... that's who!

    Pirates will always find ways to circumvent any protection the boys at M$ can come up with. Heck, I've seem similar web-based authentication registration being spoofed by web-proxy based crack (it was a version of zMud about two years ago)... so to the pirates, these are just old tricks implemented differently.

    Why doesn't M$ realise the answers that have been looking at them straight in the corneas for ages... produce less-expansive stuff and respect the customer's privacy. That's all they're asking for... is it too much to ask?

    If the price of Windows reflects on development put into it, why oh why do we still have security concerns that are similar to those of previous versions, sometimes even more critical.

  35. zzz... huh? whu? ... by RestiffBard · · Score: 3

    oh.. another eula thing... snooze...

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  36. M$ America by Ektanoor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There was Corporate America. And people enjoyed to remark this. And there was a company that claimed that Linux, Open Source, GPL and Co. were a treat to Capitalism... And there was a lot of FUD, among some people, that all this was the same thing as Communism, if not worst. And they raised Corporate America in a crusade against the Spectrum. And they said: buy only true corporate software. And Corporate America felt that it would be easier to deal with a corporation, rather than risking its health and wealth with something that sounded like some old enemies calls.

    Now Corporate America is eating the fruits of its short vision and its lack of support to venture capitalists, small developers and a little more freedom for people. Soon, we may see that Corporate America is no more. Welcome to M$ America.

  37. Re:what other options would you suggest? by robinjo · · Score: 2

    You apparently work cheap. Downloading updates and especially defragging Windows drives takes a long time.

  38. Re:This is an issue! by Lucretian · · Score: 3, Informative

    Sadly though, this is also in windows2000 sp3. So, you'd have to move back to NT 4.0 to be completely safe.

    While you may be correct in their intentions, the EULA doesn't specifically state this. Going by just the wording of the EULA, they can do whatever they want, if you have auto-update enabled or not. This is where the problem is. If they specified a clause that would state something to the effect of "unless the user turns off auto-update" or have this EULA addendum pop up when they user enables auto-update with a yes/no box, it would be much, much better. This wording of the EULA in current form of not mentioning any change based on auto-updates being enabled is what is keeping SP3 off of our rdesktop Terminal Server.

    Another interesting note is that the EULA for SP3 with the bad text is only there when you install the update, the original Win2k eula.txt is still left unchanged on your hard drive. Makes it kind of confusing, if you ever want to review what you actually agreed to at a later date.

  39. One thing to note by Mr_Silver · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Time and time again, people, organisations and institutions have complained about Microsofts tactics, stability, security and licencing issues.

    Yet, so far, the reports of them actually doing something about it and moving away from MS are very thin on the ground.

    It would appear that however much MS wishes to shoot itself in the foot, or deny users specific rights, people are still unwilling to move to a different OS.

    The fact Linux is free didn't compell them, the fact Linux doesn't "phone home" didn't compell them, the fact Linux is easier to maintain within an organisation didn't compell them, the fact Linux doesn't come with arcane restrictions on what you can and can't do with your PC didn't compell them, the fact Linux doesn't suffer so many virus attacks didn't compell them, the fact Linux is more secure and robust didn't compell them and the fact that Linux applications can read and write Word documents didn't compell them to move.

    So the question is, what on earth will compell them to drop Windows on the desktop? Because it's sure as hell not any of the issues we've seen so far.

    (and here i'm talking about the masses, not the odd special case)

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    1. Re:One thing to note by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 2
      The only thing that will compell them to change if the user wants it. If the user whines "but I want windows (because I know that)", the best you can hope is that you can "sell" him an upgrade of Windows (he "knows" windows, after all).

      I have seen it numerous times: I tried to make people switch from PC to Apple (people with money, so don't start again about "apple is expensive"), but the only reply I get is that "it won't run what I use" or "nobody uses Apple" or "the standard is Windows, I need Windows". Even if I tell them, heck *show* them that all they ask for my iBook can do, they won't listen. I'm not kidding you, those people only wanted surfing, wordprocessing, email and chat. If we cannot convert these users, we won't ever convert any casual user to Linux either!
      It's just a sad truth.

    2. Re:One thing to note by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2
      So the question is, what on earth will compell them to drop Windows on the desktop? Because it's sure as hell not any of the issues we've seen so far.

      They will drop Windows when there is an alternative that is 200% as good as Windows, 100% compatible, and only 10% of the cost. Oh yeah, it must have excellent online training too.

      Linux hasn't reached all those figures yet (though it's well on the way), and has no online training of any merit (or indeed online help all too often). When it has all those, then companies will switch.

    3. Re:One thing to note by Asprin · · Score: 5, Insightful


      So the question is, what on earth will compell them to drop Windows on the desktop? Because it's sure as hell not any of the issues we've seen so far.

      When I can buy LeasePlus, Smart.alx and Great Plains Dynamics as ELF binaries.

      Seriously, the reason small-medium businesses buy MS servers and workstations in the first place is because they need to run that one application that runs their business, and it only runs on MS because the vendor doesn't have the resources to devote to multiple platforms. For us, it's a combination of the apps I mentioned (and a couple of other minor ones).

      There are hundreds (if not thousands) of small software companies that write, manage and maintain ONE niche-software app to run the businesses in their specific industry. They use MS tools and platforms because they are easy, cheap*** and ubiquitous. There is some competition, but it is limited by huge barriers to entry -- mostly, up-front capital and specific in-depth industry experience (for example: in order to write effective lease management and accounting software, you first have to know the leasing industry inside and out.)

      Oh, and did I mention that we hate the software we're using, but so does everyone else. We're stuck with it because the only alternatives are either prohibitively expensive to switch or crummier or both. We're too small to pay someone develop custom software in-house, and our industry is too small to generate enough free-developer interest for a non-propretary/open-source solution to be practical.

      There is only one way Linux is going to **REPLACE** the MS servers in our storage/mopcloset/utility/telco room: Our vendors need to start developing for Linux, or at least on an open platform like LAMP or WAMP that allows us to pick one or the other.

      Why do you think monkeyboy gets so jacked up about DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! ?

      Until then, Linux is going to have to run our web site and our email and be happy with that. There aren't enough open-source developers in equipment leasing.



      *** "cheap" in a relative sense. Consider that we're going to send the equivalent of a small automobile to each of our two or three software vendors every year for the priviledge of being able to call them when their shitty, crappy, slow and bug-infested software takes a dump after an update all the while frustrated that we can't get working features we were promised three years ago when we bought the software for the price of a good-sized house.

      But, you know what? Our business couldn't function without it.

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    4. Re:One thing to note by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "So the question is, what on earth will compell them to drop Windows on the desktop? Because it's sure as hell not any of the issues we've seen so far."

      Easy, we must bribe Osama bin Laden to thank Americans everywhere for using Microsoft products because they allows him to easily determine the vulnerabilities of the United States' financial markets and operate covert bank accounts. He could end by blessing Microsoft.

      The preceeding was a joke.

  40. New Coke by tlambert · · Score: 4, Insightful

    New Coke.

    New Coke was a means of converting the bottling plants over from powdered supplies (sugar) to liquid supplies (high fructose corn syrup).

    The way it worked was to make something that tasted sufficiently bad, compared to the original, that when they "switched back" to the old formula (actually, the old formula, minus sugar, plus corn syrup), they were sufficiently close to the old formula that people didn't complain about the switch (they just got fat off the new stuff).

    The best way to get something small and distasteful past someone is to try for something very large and distasteful, and when people complain, back off to the small distasteful thing you wanted in the first place.

    To get unimpeded weapons inspections, ask for a "regime change" and an OK to invade. To switch over to cheaper, easier indistrial process supplies, like corn syrup instead of sugar, change everything, and then change "almost all the way back".

    If you don't think Microsoft knows about this technique, you are fooling yourself. You should be much more worried about the consequences of whatever they pick as their "backed down" position.

    -- Terry

    1. Re:New Coke by dvdeug · · Score: 4, Informative

      The way it worked was to make something that tasted sufficiently bad, compared to the original, that when they "switched back" to the old formula (actually, the old formula, minus sugar, plus corn syrup), they were sufficiently close to the old formula that people didn't complain about the switch .

      Of course, the minor problem with this theory is that Coke was all corn syrup before the switch.

      http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/newcoke.asp

    2. Re:New Coke by darien · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not arguing with your conclusions, but just on a point of information: corn syrup replaced cane sugar in 1980-1. New Coke wasn't conceived until late 1984. (Source: Mark Pendergrast, For God, Country and Coca Cola, London: Orion 1993, pp. 331; 349.)

    3. Re:New Coke by Bongo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The best way to get something small and distasteful past someone is to try for something very large and distasteful, and when people complain, back off to the small distasteful thing you wanted in the first place.

      There was a famous architect who spoke about using this sort of technique. He knew that his designs would have to be approved by the client, various interest groups, etc. and so he added extra stuff to the design which he didn't want but knew that would get gradually rejected, or "burned off" as he put it. Once everyone had had their share and fill of criticism and influence, what was left were the key elements that he'd been after all along (and which probably wouldn't have been accepted had he presented them as his original design).

      It's a very cunning technique.

  41. They can access mine too by Duds · · Score: 2, Funny

    So long as they work out what my Kazaa and WinMX nicknames are of course :)

  42. Take everything in reach... by PhilHibbs · · Score: 5, Funny

    then hand back what the courts tell you to.

    1. Re:Take everything in reach... by Alsee · · Score: 2

      then hand back what the courts tell you to.

      No, just hand back the most blatant things the court told you to, pretend to hand back some other stuff, and wait to see if they bother with another court case. Delay new court case as long as possible.

      Repeat.

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  43. Windows calls home--often by g4dget · · Score: 5, Interesting
    One of my machines is running Windows XP, and it is calling home to various Microsoft machines, frequently. Part of it is probably auto-updating, but there are apparently other things it does as well. And many major Windows programs check their own home server whether there is an update, and many of them don't take "No" for an answer.

    Corporate security officers really should be concerned about this. From a security and privacy point of view, Windows XP is already out of control, and it looks like it's getting worse. Even if all those connections were harmless, it's hard to even identify a real trojan horse with all that junk going on.

    Software updates and contacts to other services are much more sensible under Linux: nothing happens unless you explicitly enable it, you have the option of updating via media or mirrors, and all software updates can happen through a single server.

    1. Re:Windows calls home--often by Rackemup · · Score: 2
      Last time I used an XP machine I noticed it was set up to sync it's time with a microsoft time server.

      Assuming it does this fairly regularly that probably accounts for some of your mystery connections.

      still... any "automated" tasks should have the users approval before they're implemented. Having the OS do things like that on it's own it poor security.

  44. Re:what other options would you suggest? by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I turn off automatic updates on all machine I admin (about 250 across various organizations), not out of greed, but out of fear and responsibility. The fear part comes in when you get a call at 6 am, followed by 10 more in the next hour saying 'all our computers are dead'. Not a happy day. Automatic updates can do this, and have done it to me. I like to get a patch, test it, THEN install it.

    If your computers are protected properly, (firewall, virus scanners w/ heuristics etc), you can get away with not patching for a day or 2. Use this time wisely, large corporations do, you should also. That is the fear part.

    The resopnsibility comes in when you test the stuff for your clients so the BSOD scenario does not happen. I charge a lot, but thing like this make me worth it to clients.

    -Charlie

  45. No - it's enforcing obsolence by Analysis+Paralysis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    By requiring a key to activate XP, Microsoft has the ability to force an OS upgrade simply by no longer issuing them. Therefore if (say) Windows YP is released and sells abysmally, MS can announce the withdrawal of keys for XP, forcing users to get YP should they need to reactivate. Instant sales boost, instant share price surge.

    1. Re:No - it's enforcing obsolence by weave · · Score: 4, Interesting
      This is a damn interesting point. Will there be a point in time when Microsoft will cease to issue re-activation keys for XP? Will it be the same date as when they stop supporting it? Does your software have a ticking time bomb inside it waiting to go off?

      You know, we *just* deactivated a computer lab running Windows 3.1 connected to a Novell 3.11 server that was running some special client software that required those OSes. It ran just fine and did its job. Windows 3.1 has been unsupported for ages now. I can imagine the hell we'd have gone through if the decision to upgrade was forced upon us earlier. We also still have numerous Windows 95 clients out there, and a boatload of NT.

      So saying XP will be supported for years and years is hardly a comforting fact.

    2. Re:No - it's enforcing obsolence by rmohr02 · · Score: 2

      I agree with the other guy--that is a damn interesting point. But I currently dual boot Windows XP Pro & Red Hat 7.3, and if I am forced to upgrade XP I'll switch to only booting Red Hat and using wine.

    3. Re:No - it's enforcing obsolence by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "This is a damn interesting point. Will there be a point in time when Microsoft will cease to issue re-activation keys for XP? Will it be the same date as when they stop supporting it? Does your software have a ticking time bomb inside it waiting to go off?"

      Windows XP keys will probably cease being offered in, I predict, 2006. MSFT already terminated Windows 95 support five years after it was released and win98 support is slated to die in 2003. It makes sense that key generation is part of supporting the product because you have to support the people whose key will not work for whatever reason which requires people trained in the workings of that OS.

      I suggest you start stockpiling key generators for XP.

    4. Re:No - it's enforcing obsolence by iankerickson · · Score: 2
      This is a damn interesting point. Will there be a point in time when Microsoft will cease to issue re-activation keys for XP?

      The answer is "Yes". Followed closely by the answers "Sorry!!!" and "Consider upgrading your system to Microsoft Windows FU."

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  46. Re:So Microsoft can access my box at anytime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You could pull the network plug during install, watch for traffic, block those IPs that are associated with the install, plug network back in.

    But then you are operating in a way where you know you can't trust them but are relying on being able to outsmart them. It won't work because you are at a major disadvantage:

    1.) They've a whole kingdom of bloated code to hide their sneaky little bits.

    2.) If they wanted to do something dirty, they have the resources to find someone who could outsmart most people. All kinds of sneaky ways one could send out data.

    3.) They could eulagize you into submitting to, and accepting whatever they did, and even require you to submit under the auspices of the DMCA.

    One is completely powerless with these agreements that come with software. You click on that agree button, and you are magically transformed into a worm whenever doing anything at all that has anything to do with the software.

    Of course such agreements may be useful to some degree in certain circumstances but the situation has progressed far into the absurd. The expectation is complete dominance over whoever uses the software.

    1. Eula
    2. Dominate
    3. Profit!!

    Really just a reflection of society at large these days. Brutal grabs at power followed by relentless utilization of the aquired power. Things like shutting off the electricity to entire states and requiring people to purchase entire operating systems to view DVDs-with enforcement provided by the government.

  47. It has to be better by EnglishTim · · Score: 2

    Nobody is going to switch until Linux is better - specifically more useable for the Desktop user. And at the moment it's not. It's also going to have to be quite a bit better, otherwise people won't view it as being worth the hassle to switch.

  48. IANAL, but I've read an EULA or two. by Kjella · · Score: 2

    ...and every one of them has a clause that basicly says "if any part of this agreement is illegal, that part is void, and everything else is in full effect."

    Kjella

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  49. I work at major bank by crovira · · Score: 5, Informative

    and Linux is knocking at the door of the MIS. That would mean rooms full of servers and thousands of NT desktops.

    Tellers and staff run custom apps, don't have multi-media or ever web browsers on their machines and definitely aren't playing with their machines so M$ latest geegaws are of absolutely no interest.

    A usage study has shown that only a small percentage of the features of the Office Suite are actually used and a great deal of the features that M$ wants to reverse engineer into their products (in direct violation of the DMCA they pushed for, which will come back and bite them some day) are already available in other products from vendors with better market focus.

    In the second-rate, also-ran, pursuit of Apple's flash and style, M$ has lost focus of their customers, the same boring old desktops that didn't want a computer with a funny name back in 1980.

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  50. Re:what other options would you suggest? by R.Caley · · Score: 2, Interesting
    On, off... what other options are there?

    Well, personally I'd like `shut the hell up abpout this one'. My Win98 machine has been bugging me to update IE6 to patch some of it's mny security holes every day for weeks.

    I don't have IE6. I don't want IE6. So far as I can see there is no way to tell M$ this.

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  51. Firewalls may not help by ebcdic · · Score: 5, Informative

    An obvious solution - suggested in other comments - is to configure your firewall to prevent your computer from connecting to Microsoft. But Microsoft have a plan for that: UPnP. Universal Plug'n'Play is a protocol supported by an increasing number of "broadband routers" that allows applications to punch holes in your firewall by installing NAT rules. This is attractive for things like chat and video conferencing programs, but it will also allow Microsoft to override any rules you have to prevent unauthorized connections.

    Though UPnP works by sending SOAP messages to a small web-server in the router (also used for user configuration), on my router (Alcatel ST510 v4) it bypasses the password protection that you can set for user access to the web server.

    1. Re:Firewalls may not help by dbitter1 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      But Microsoft have a plan for that

      I'd love to see MSFT change my /etc/rc.d/rc.firewall script to let itself through.

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    2. Re:Firewalls may not help by Papineau · · Score: 2

      That's why I prefer to use a NAT box (Linux ATM) and a simple switch for sharing my broadband connection. In fact, some providers even allow you to plug the DSL modem directly into the switch, but usually they use PPPOE so it's a bit ugly. Of course, you need to install a personal firewall on each machine then.

      The only thing I see those "broadband routers" good for is to replace a forgotten/broken switch in a Lan party :)

    3. Re:Firewalls may not help by Quixadhal · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hence the reason Microsoft is now selling broadband hardware? To ensure that a percentage of their installed userbase won't ever be able to cut them off, even with evil-linux-savvy-friends who come over and try.

      Fear the day some joker installs an M$-router in something important (like an ISP, or as a gateway to a bank).

  52. You should'a thought about by dalutong · · Score: 2

    that before-hand. Linking your professional interests with a single entity is a dangerous move.

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    1. Re:You should'a thought about by CharlieG · · Score: 2

      Me? My interest? Nay - My BOSSES - yes - and I write in what language he wants, and how he wants. Frankly, I've written code in 2 differnet languages, for 2 different platforms. It doesn't bother me writing for Linux, of Windows - BUT a LOT of businesses have a LARGE investment in custom software

      It's one of the reasons there are so many mainframes still around. Prior to Y2K, when the software had to be re-written anyway, a LOT of MORE mainfranes stayed around to run this legacy code. Windows is like that, a lot of the reson it's out there is legacy

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  53. Re:what other options would you suggest? by thona · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You are an idiot. In our organisation automatic updates run - from the central SUS server that MS provides for free, and where the Admins can control which patches get installed.

  54. My Mom's Computer has run flawlessly for 2 years by FreeUser · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My mom phones me weekly yapping about some new virus that has slipped into her computer.

    My mom has been running Debian for almost two years, and aside from a few calls early on of the "how do I do X under Linux" type, I haven't had to field any calls at all (none within the last year. None). Indeed, I havent had to fix her computer once since I installed it nearly two years ago.

    Not once.

    Now that Applix has grown a little staid, I'm probably going to upgrade her to Gentoo 1.4 when it is released, with Open Office.

    She works with Microsoft every day at work, and has been agitating her employer to let her use GNU/Linux instead. My mom, who, like yours, is 50+.

    However, even if her employer doesn't let her switch, she has no trouble importing and exporting to Microsoft Word and Excel formats using her GNU/Linux box ... in fact she loves the fact that it is quick and stable, unlike the much more expensive machine she uses at work, which is down for software repairs quite frequently.

    Most especially, she likes not having to worry about the latest Klez worm or misc. virus, something that is steadilly stressing out all her friends.

    My mother, who is computer competent but certainly not computer savvy, has become a stronger propoent of Linux and free software than I have. All the Microsoft-funded astroturfers keep harping about how the consumers wants this or that slick or shiny feature, when in truth all of the computer illiterate and computer competent (but not necessarilly savvy) people I've exposed to GNU/Linux haven't ever wanted to go back. Why?

    Because in truth people don't care all that much about shiny feature X or slick feature Y, they care far more about stability, predictability, and the ability to simply get their work done. And that is where GNU/Linux truly excells ... unlike Windows, it does not change its behavior for no apparent reason, nor does it break mysteriously simply because you've added a new piece of software.

    What is interesting is how few people realize they have a viable choice, and once they do realize it, how many (of the people I know, at least, of various walks of life) end up dumping Windows like a bad habit.

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  55. Email your bank or FCU by dizco · · Score: 2

    Email 'em and refer them to the article, ask what their take on it is.
    And if your bank is a big coorporation that doesn't care about one email from one customer, find a new bank. Or better, a credit union.

    --Sean

  56. Foot bullet by Casualposter · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Microsoft is shooting themselves in the foot.

    The climate that created microsoft was one of ignorance about computers among the various business managers. The cry was "Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM." Microsoft built on IBM's reputation.

    Going to the much more technically knowledgable business people today and opening them up to vast leagal liabilities for using MS software is going to force these businesses to do something drastic. That something drastic is to find another OS.

    Legal liability in this lawsuit crazy era is something that CEO's and management understands because they pay a lot of money to their lawyers to make them understand. And if Jack Lawyer says if you buy MS you could go to jail or be sued out of business for violating the law; Joe CEO is gonna tell the boys and girls to FIND ANOTHER SOLUTION.

    The lack of security and MS's complete evasion of responsiblity for the functioning of the updates (or even the OS) is less of a worry, but there are many who look at the security of the data that runs the business who are not going to allow Automatic updates from MS or some unknown "Agent." Businessess have lawyers to help them protect their IP and if that IP is going out the gates of the Automatic Update, then guess what is going to happen.

    Most business types are risk averse and a little bit of FUD will get MS out of the important areas. (Sure we can use MS, but then we'll have to let them look at our data. Nope, they don't sign secrecy agreements to protect our data from this process. Oh yeah, we have to let any "agent" that they hire into our computers as well.)

    Hospitals and the medical field goes first, then banks.

    If there was ever a clear, concise, demonstration that MS is still acting like an unrepentant monopoly, then this is it. No serious business in a competitive market would require its current customers to chose between violating Federal Laws and Regulations or violating a software liscence. The fact that this choice is being forced upon those customers to PROTECT Microsoft's interest in preventing piracy of its software is a crystal clear indication of Microsoft's nature.

    Microsoft NEEDS to be busted into a billion little companies. But, I guess that they'll have to do that to themselves.

    No, I don't hate Microsoft, I happen to like Office. I just don't like the monopoly: bad service, poor quality, and god only knows how many lost manhours arguing with windows.

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  57. Re:No, the pr0n guy is right... by the+way,+what're+you · · Score: 2
    Getting laid is for now. A pain in the ass is forever.

    ...and for some, getting laid is a pain in the ass.

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  58. Msft adapts, it'll all blow over by ch-chuck · · Score: 2

    When it comes to $$$, Msft will be the first to change the licensing to meet whatever the big buyers want. Getting their lawyers to change the license language is not a problem. But it is a double bind for a company / industry that historically relies on release now / patch later, if customers don't do their part and check for, get, and apply updates (as with 'code red'). If anything, the license language can easily be narrowed to specify that Msft will collect information about, say, 'versions of Msft products only', altho some might not like the idea of a remote entity unilaterially accessing it's own property in a private institution. It always comes back to Msft saying, 'Trust us! Leave the deatils to us and we'll do the right thing'. Certainly, Msft knows that, with such a sensitive issue, getting caught with private information they shouldn't have would be disasterous public relations wise, however they've consistently shown the attitude that 'anything is legal as long as you don't get caught'. Usually, the point to start worrying is when Msft decides to enter a market, leverage their desktop os monopoly*, and compete with those who are now customers. At that point, the customers who made the mistake of trusting Msft are raped and assimilated or otherwise unethically delt with, rode over roughshod, all in the name of free market unfettererd business competition, which will always get them a bye in politics and the courts, profits and jobs trump rules and regulations every time.

    * if you don't like the term 'monopoly', think 'customers so locked into Msft technology that conversion to anything else is prohibitively and runiously expensive'.

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  59. Re:what other options would you suggest? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
    i've made so much money in billable hours on boxes that just needed windows updates and a disk defrag that i can't even count.. i usually charge $50 for this service
    Lemme guess. For that cheap price, you don't do a full backup of the disk drive you defrag, do you?
  60. Re:what other options would you suggest? by jmulvey · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Exactly. This sub-thread has all the elements of a 17th century witch hunt. Most "slanderdot" readers don't work with Microsoft technology, and so they fear it as EVIL EVIL EVIL.

    Is nobody else capable to talk about the ability to point the EVIL "Windows Update" feature to YOUR OWN Windows Update server?? This short-circuits the "EVIL EMPIRE" from touching your computer, while instead giving you FULL CONTROL of what is deployed. And it does it in a very network-friendly "dribble" approach, rather than full-on 100 megabit draw from thousands of clients. It's effective and it works.

  61. Does MICROSOFT have a choice? by n-baxley · · Score: 2

    If we assume that some users what to have this autoupdate feature available, and there are a lot of them out there unfortunatly, doesn't MS have to include this verbage in their license? I mentioned the new language to my Uncle and I said how frightening it was. He replied that MS probably had to do it in order to run the autoupdates at all to avoid being sued by someone who turned auto update on and then got mad when a patch broke his box. While I don't like it, it does seem to be something neccesary to provide the auto update functionality.

    Thoughts?

    Nate Baxley

  62. Reciprocity by 4of12 · · Score: 2

    Given that Microsoft has a fair amount of cash on hand, I think the banks could do well to change their EULA for money that Microsoft thinks they have on deposit at the bank.

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  63. Desktop OS? by twoslice · · Score: 2

    From the article...

    Warby is considering shifting his servers to another operating system like Novell or Linux, if Microsoft doesn't change its policy.

    Servers are one thing desktops are another matter entirely. I wonder what OS is running on their desktops? In Canada, we have many financial institutions still running on OS/2 (I shit you not!).
    Now I know that they won't be running Novell on their desktops and if their apps are Win32 then they better hope that WINE supports their apps if they are going to switch horses to Linux - otherwise it will be a big rewrite and a significant expense. But then again they certainly have the money...

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  64. Why doesn't the media talk to lawyers? by sheldon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just seems rather odd, doesn't it?

    All these articles from journalists complaining about Windows EULA, and quoting people at hospitals, financial institutions and so forth and asking them if they are afraid. But not once do they ever actually quote a lawyer who can interpret the real legal language.

    I work for a Fortune 30 company, we're moving to XP. We're also a financial institution. Our lawyers looked over the licensing and saw nothing to be concerned with.

    I've spoken to other people in this industry who are in the same situation.

    It almost seems like the media is trying to promote FUD concerning Windows. Of course we all know that /. would never do something that hypocritical, right? I mean promoting FUD about Windows to further some weird Linux agenda.

  65. Maybe... by sheldon · · Score: 2

    Ok, now hear me out on this one.

    Maybe, just maybe... the EULA doesn't violate the banking laws.

    WHAT!? Shocking, I know, that's not what you've been told by the anti-MS hoards on slashdot. But reading through the EULA it doesn't appear to give Microsoft any rights to transmit private information. All it talks about is the versioning of the OS and components.

    That's what I don't understand about these articles. Not once do they quote a lawyer to support their suppositions. Doesn't that make this article FUD? I can see no other definition for it.

    1. Re:Maybe... by fishbowl · · Score: 2


      "Maybe, just maybe... the EULA doesn't violate the banking laws."

      Maybe it doesn't. Probably it doesn't.

      The question is whether a party is entitled to agree to the EULA. If they are bound by other conditions then they might not be able to.

      Say I have a product to sell you, and an agreement that goes along with that sale. Let's say it's something perfectly legal for me to sell it, and there's nothing really wrong with the terms of the agreement.

      Now, if you have a contract with someone that says you won't buy that product from me, or if you have a court order forbidding you to buy it, it's not legal for you to do this business with me. I haven't broken the law if you do, but you might have.

      If a bank has an agreement with the Federal government or with their customer that precludes agreeing to the EULA, they are not entitled to use this product, and they may have created some liability and legal exposure by doing so.

      Now, as to the scope of the exposure, it's not clear whether we're talking about "losing a customer or two", "CEO does jail time", "Company gets a bankrupting fine", or "nothing really happens".

      The question is not whether the EULA is legal, but whether certain types of organizations can agree to it because they are bound by prior agreements with others. Probably all that will come of this will be a differently worded license from Microsoft for their financial/medical customers. Consumers will still get the full shaft.

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  66. Why CAN they do this? by mlippert · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What surprises me is that no one seems to think it's odd that it seems to be OK (ie legal) for Microsoft to change the EULA from what you originally agreed to in order for you to install security patches.

    There has got to be something wrong with extracting a payment (ie agreement to a new license) in order to get a needed fix to an already paid for product.

    I have no intention of installing sp3 for Win2k unless they change that EULA, no way am I agreeing that MS can have access to my system.

    Now perhaps, if due to this fact hackers gain access to my system through a security hole that sp3 would have patched, I can sue MS for charging for a fix to a broken product. You don't see the car companies charging for the fixes when there is a problem that requires a recall, and that costs them a lot more than the service pack costs MS.

    OK, I'm not sure how much of a case there really is here, but I'd sure like to see someone try!

    Mike

  67. What about OpenBSD? by Amigori · · Score: 2
    Ok, since most of the applications that banks run are custom apps, why don't they take some of the money the pay to MS and hire a couple of programmers to port it to OpenBSD. Then, they are running on a secure platform at a fraction of the cost. Really, the only major problem that I see here would be lack of name-brand support (i.e. Sun, IBM, etc.).

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  68. Proactive Litigation by jander · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If your bank is using MS - Sue Them! It's *your* data that's at risk.

    I think the only way to get the point across is to go out and file proactive lawsuits. If enough people start suing banks/financial institutions/medical institutions over MS privacy issues, then it will become too expensive to continue to use(or, more likely, MS will change the EULA. Perhaps it is this sort of issue that would make EULA's illegal...)

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  69. Re:what other options would you suggest? by circusnews · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I like to get a patch, test it, THEN install it.

    As do I. For the buisness world, what I would like to see is the ability to redirect the auto updates feature (of both the OS update, and other software updates) to access a server of the sysadmins choice. This (and the related server side software to do this) could allow sysadmins to test the new patches from MS, agree or disagree with the liceancing, and then role out the patches across the network with relitive ease. This type of a system could also do things like make tracking the software liceancing for a large network easy or make it simple to do things like account for whats on a given system.

    Oh, wait, we are talking about M$. They won't ever make it that easy for companies they plan on screw^H^H^H^H selling software assurance to.

  70. Hrm?!? by Cervantes · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Microsoft is definitely not known for their internal security," he says, citing undocumented macros in some Microsoft programs, which can be accessed by those who know the right combination of keystrokes.

    So, let me get this straight. Easter eggs are now security threats? Whats next, a law to protect us from the evils of hidden credits or secret photos of the programmers?

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  71. More intentional waste, better use free software. by twitter · · Score: 2
    How about 10 years woth of investment in custom developed inhouse software? I've been in places where there are LOTS of business critical apps that have 10-15 man years of development

    At the last place I worked, upper managment was well duped. First they were convinced to use M$ because it was cheaper and they could develop in house software for much less. Then M$ sank their claws in and started charging much more for SDKs and finally the software underneath itself. With escalating costs, upper management fired all their IT people to, "Focus on core business. We're a widget company not a software company." They were convicned that they could get all the software they needed off the shelf cheaper than they could develop it. Now they are rolling out a system that costs twice what the custom software did but will not be, well, custom.

    If it were up to me, I'd have never fired the IT folks and I'd have moved onto free software. It's better to spend every penny of the original money in house for custom software than to simply give it away to another firm partnered with the bastards that screwed you so hard the last time. The custom software, while crippled by M$ inadequacies, did what they company needed it to do. The new crap, which will set the company back $10,000,000 may or may not, but the company won't be able to change a thing. Why people keep throwing good money after bad is indeed hard to fathom.

    The pieces needed to replace every piece of comercial software are waiting to be used. The more common tasks, browsing, word processing, email, are already here so the vast majority of corporate desktops could be switched overnight for the cost of set up. As for 3D rendering and other less demanded stuff, did you not see that LOTR's animation code was being opened up? If the Quage engine is not good enough for you, just wait a while and you will have all you need made by your competitors. Then again, you might be out of business or working for them when you see the light.

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  72. I do not know about a small by Archfeld · · Score: 2

    financial institution, but as a large one, we have an INTERNAL microsoft update server, with ONLY CORPORATE approved updates. If you take a corporate installed OS to the windows update site it will inform you that you are an enterprise customer, please contact your system admin for 'approved' updates. But just for Sh*ts and Giggles I forwarded the gist of this document to
    one of the numerous lawyers hanging about...

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  73. You don't understand. by RatBastard · · Score: 5, Insightful
    We're not talking programs like The Gimp or even Mozilla. We're talking professional grade applications that often have to follow Federal guidelines in their implementation. You can't just yank these programs and replace them with some home-grown FSF/GNU/OS replacement.

    I haven't worked in the medical industry, but I have worked in the banking industry. They are in a very similar situation regarding software. There is no window shopping. You don't get to decide what platform these programs run on. You get what your vendor makes.

    These programs must often follow stringent federal guidelines and the vendors often offer 24/7 live support (and I've called my vendor at 11:30pm on Christmas Eve and there was a knowledgable tech there to help me out).

    Idealsim is a fine thing, but don't let it get in the way of getting your actual work done.

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  74. Re:"Thou shalt ... kill." by jedidiah · · Score: 2

    They should. The number of atrocities committed in the name of god is directly proportional to the level of influence that religion has over politics. Merely handwaving away Christian atrocities conveniently ignores this.

    The important part is the fact that both religions generate the same end result in similar circumstances. This is quite relevant to very broad public policy issues (IOW, church-state separation).

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  75. Re:"Thou shalt ... kill." by jedidiah · · Score: 2

    If you are a Methodist, that it is highly unlikely that you know squat about the bible. Being familiar with a self-serving Xian translation is not knowing the Bible.

    Unless you can comment on the original Hebrew, in it's historical and cultural context, you are doing nothing more than engaging in trickery.

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  76. Re:"Thou shalt ... kill." by thomas.galvin · · Score: 2

    God commanded others to kill in his name. Was that one of the commandments; to kill in his name? No, therefore it is a sin.

    The Commandment given to Moses was "thou shalt not murder." There are, however, many instances when God told His people to kill; for example, someone who committed adultry. Also, it is written that the blood of a murderer shall be spilled by human hands.

    Another responder was correct when he said that as gentiles, we live under a new covenant. Jesus, however, reiterated 9 of the ten commandments; all except the keeping of the Sabath. He also gave a new commandment, "love one another as I have loved you." Finally, He said that the greates commandment was tolove the Lord your God with all your heart, soul, and strength, and to love your neighbor as yourself.

  77. Re:My Mom's Computer has run flawlessly for 2 year by Xtifr · · Score: 2

    Hrm, my Windows experience lasted a little longer than 2 hours, but still not very long (especially given how little I used it). I started out dual-booting (keeping Windows for games), but within a year, I'd had to reinstall Windows twice, and when it completely fell apart for the third time, I gave up on it, and reformatted the Windows partition to /usr/local. OTOH, my Linux desktop has been running flawlessly since 1997. I use Debian, and the only time I've ever reinstalled was when I replaced the entire computer! :)

    I don't love Windows, I wouldn't use it on a bet as a firewall/webserver/devbox, and my god, the desktop experience stinks! :)

  78. Re:"Thou shalt ... kill." by belroth · · Score: 2

    Don't forget the New Testament was written in Greek, not Hebrew...

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  79. Re:Crap Article by Darby · · Score: 2

    "Coming into a server"?!
    I expected some INTELLIGENT commentary

    Well, he was probably afraid of being quoted in the paper saying "Microsoft HACKING into my server."

    Hell that's grounds for a BSA audit right there.

  80. Re:what other options would you suggest? by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
    "As a street level tech mostly working on MS boxes I can be a tad upset about the "auto update" feature.. i've made so much money in billable hours on boxes that just needed windows updates and a disk defrag that i can't even count.. i usually charge $50 for this service and explain what i did and that they need to do it themselves evey once in a while... well i still get reapeat calls to do it about once every 10-12 months on most boxes..and they don't want to be bothered by learning to click on it themselves.. hey..let the little guy make a buck..:)"

    Add a pass of Ad-Aware and you'll get a good picture of how I made the money to pay for my first year university books. If it's a family and they have kids, Ad-aware always turns up a bunch of sextracker cookies along with bonzi buddy, gator, cydoor, etc. I wonder how ethical it is to benefit from the ignorance of other people about the dangers malware/spyware/trojans/etc?

  81. Re:The Plan to Finally put M$ in its place. by BoneFlower · · Score: 2

    Hmm... On this note, with Darwin being open sourced, how feasible is it to port Darwin to x86(probably fairly easy as far as OS ports go) and then provide an emulation layer to translate between the Mac hardware that the rest of OSX expects and the x86 it is actually running on? I imagine a dedicated team could do this in a few months... And within a year or so it would be ready for everyday use. This is pure speculation, I do know much of the BSD code darwin is based on already runs on x86, I just don't know how tough emulation would be for the non BSD derived portions of the OS.

  82. Re:* sigh by jonadab · · Score: 2

    > No slower than redhat maybe, with its convoluted init scripts..

    When I was using Windows primarily, and just booting to Linux for
    experimentation and learning purposes, the long boot time bothered
    me a little, but I shrugged and said, "it's not that much longer
    than Windows". After I gave up Pegasus Mail (for Gnus), I started
    using my Mandrake/Linux/Gnome system for regular work and discovered
    that I didn't need to boot into Windows anymore... I no longer
    care about the boot time; it could be twenty minutes, because I
    almost never have to do it anymore.

    FWIW, I'm not a Linux advocate per se[1], and I understand that
    WinXP has longer uptimes than Win95. I'm just explaining why
    reboot time doesn't matter in some contexts. I suspect in a
    financial institution such as a bank, they'd just leave everything
    on all the time probably, so reboot time would be mostly a non-issue.

    [1] Rather than any specific OS, I advocate cross-platform tech
    (Gecko, OpenOffice, and the like), and argue for quality.
    Linux, for example, really needs to implement automatic file
    versioning, like VMS has and like ITS had. It's shameful that
    Linux lacks this feature. (Of course, several other major
    OSes don't have it either, but nevertheless Linux should.)

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  83. better use free software by twitter · · Score: 2
    These things are obviously going to be Specific to the facility and/or company, and are impossible to replace with "free" software that is readily available.

    What nonsense! The building blocks for making any free program are available, but that's beside the point when the company already has the program made and could free it. Well designed software, free or comercial, can be tailored to any facility. The time spent fitting a generic piece of comercial software is wasted when you already have your own inhouse program or a piece of free software you know you can always get back. Industry people trust industry people before they trust some silly software comapny that lacks a working clue. The benifits to opening that code far outweigh the costs.

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  84. Re:what other options would you suggest? by Jouster · · Score: 2

    1) This already exists.
    and
    2) For the love of all that's holy, please learn how to spell "roll".

    Jouster