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Managing Your Company To Death

puppetman writes "This weeks I, Cringely is a frightening monologue on the plight of over-managed companies: VC's and professional managers who are looking to make a quick buck, even if it consigns the company to the rubbish heap. He praises companies like Oracle and Sun because the founder still runs the company, and is in touch with the core of the buisiness. He also makes an interesting aside about the founders of the Canadian company, Research in Motion (makers of the Blackberry) and their personal contribution of $120 million for research into particle physics, to illustrate what happens when technical expertise and business success can lead to."

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  1. Larry Ellison by Louis-Nap · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the case of Oracle, I don't think Larry Ellison is still in touch with reality, never mind the core of the company!

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    1. Re:Larry Ellison by OverRated · · Score: 3, Funny

      Here's the obligatory funny comic about Larry Ellison: here

    2. Re:Larry Ellison by smagruder · · Score: 2

      Yup. Oracle is needlessly complex and getting worse while their development tools stay crappy.

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      Steve Magruder, Metro Foodist
    3. Re:Larry Ellison by vb.warrior · · Score: 1

      You made a mistake. You used the word 'funny' in the same sentence as 'userfriendly'.

    4. Re:Larry Ellison by lonely · · Score: 1

      Have you tried JDeveloper? Designer? Both of these tools are very powerfull and relatively easy to use.

      What tools are you talking about SQL*NET? The basic command line tool?

    5. Re:Larry Ellison by mangu · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Have you tried JDeveloper? Designer?


      Both of those are "RAD" tools, which I think is not what the parent poster meant. The problem with Oracle is not writing SQL fast, the problem is the very obscure errors that happen randomly and need an experienced DBA to solve. And I believe this problem comes straight from the "professional management" mentioned in the article.


      Oracle today is like IBM, no one ever got fired for buying Oracle. But most of the people who buy Oracle should be fired. In the vast majority of cases, Oracle is overkill, smaller DBMSs like MySQL or Postgres perform better and have a much lower TCO. Being able to handle databases of any size means an enormous amount of internal configuration options. I have seen errors in Oracle that took weeks of consulting from Oracle itself until they found someone who knew what it was. I would never recommend Oracle for a database with less than a million tables or a billion records.


      But, when the final decision is made by an MBA, a consultant is hired, because the manager is technically unable and lacks the necessary balls to make a decision. The consultant is paid, roughly, based on the value of the item to be bought, so higher consulting fees can be had from recommending Oracle, rather than MySQL.

    6. Re:Larry Ellison by GeekSoup · · Score: 1

      I agree. However, the only way to change it is to become the ones with decision authority.

    7. Re:Larry Ellison by unixbob · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Very Funny.

      MySQL is good at what it does but don't kid yourself into thinking that it is anywhere near as reliable as Oracle.

      It's similar to MS SQL Server. If you are a developer and want to get a database up and running quickly then it's great. If you're a sysadmin and want to be able to tune your application to your OS, or to resolve performance issues then you are screwed.

      I'm not saying Oracle is the be all and end all of databases - as with anything it's horses for courses. But just try debugging errors with MySQL. We are currently having issued with MySQL replication. The documentation doesn't give us an indication of what our error is caused by or how to resolve it.

      And looking through the documentation there is no versioning. Is his function / parameter available in my version? I have frequently seen the suggested resolution to problem as "upgrade to this version". That may be practical on some systems but on applications developed by a third party, which may depend on some "feature" of the behaviour of a version of MySQL then it is not practical.

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    8. Re:Larry Ellison by axxackall · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Oracle is patch production company. Even new features are implemented just as patches.

      As a result, Oracle quality getting worse even fatser than quality of Microsoft. At least Redmond guys re-write some code from time to time. Oracle just applies patches.

      No wonder that you still can sometimes swap selected fields in a SELECT statement and Oracle will cancel the query with internal error code. I remeber they've been trying to fix it since v6.0, but the bug has been appeared again and again.

      Oracle is another example where the core doesn't care a bit about a product architecture, they care only about new features and the strategy is just to hire more and more developers to produce patches and test them.

      Of course, while the army of developers is managing patches, the army of DBA's is managing that peace of work on the field.

      "As long as there were no machines, programming was no problem at all; when we had a few weak computers, programming became a mild problem and now that we have gigantic computers, programming has become an equally gigantic problem. In this sense the electronic industry has not solved a single problem, it has only created them -- it has created the problem of using its product." - E.W. Dijkstra Turing Award Lecture, 1972

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    9. Re:Larry Ellison by lobsterGun · · Score: 1

      > Have you tried JDeveloper?

      JDeveloper == crap. It's slow. It's a memory hog. Its project management blows.

      Try Eclipse. It's fast, Its got a small memory footprint. Managing your code has never been easier. Did I mention that it's FREE? Try it for one day. It will open your eyes to the utter crap that is JDeveloper.

    10. Re:Larry Ellison by michaelwb · · Score: 1

      Oracle today is like IBM, no one ever got fired for buying Oracle. But most of the people who buy Oracle should be fired. In the vast majority of cases, Oracle is overkill, smaller DBMSs like MySQL or Postgres perform better and have a much lower TCO. Being able to handle databases of any size means an enormous amount of internal configuration options.

      AMEN! I work in a mid-size non-profit that brought in Oracle to set up a modern online financial database a couple of years ago.

      It's been a disaster! One the main reason's is that we are too small for Oracle to have set up a system that really meets our needs, instead we get a more off the shelf system that they recycled from some larger clients. A smaller company would have cared about us as a client more because we would have been a bigger client to them.

      But to Oracle...

      - Michael
    11. Re:Larry Ellison by duffbeer703 · · Score: 2

      Many times the problem is that applications do not provide support for free databases.

      I have an app that would run great on PostgreSQL. But the vendor only supports Oracle, DB2, Informix and Sybase. So we get fucked buying DB2 licenses.

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    12. Re:Larry Ellison by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 3, Interesting

      MySQL is good at what it does but don't kid yourself into thinking that it is anywhere near as reliable as Oracle.

      That would appear to be the point: most people don't need Oracle. For example, Mythic runs Dark age of Camelot on MySQL According to Gamasutra (javascript user auth) and, if you don't like MySQL, you might consider Postgres as an intermediate solution.

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    13. Re:Larry Ellison by FatherOfONe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't know how small your company is but ours is 9 people and we use Oracle 9i on Linux. There support has been outstanding. Their sales guys have even been great. We bought ONE copy of Oracle 9i standard DB and two copies of the Internet Developer Suite. How much smaller can you go? I pray that we don't get any smaller!!! :-)

      Lets imagine it is a year a go.
      You went with MySQL and something goes wrong. You better pray that you set it up with transactions turned on. But being small you probably took what RedHat or Mandrake has by default (no transaction support). I hope that you have good backups. Oh yeah, forget any database triggers. I do realize that these have been addressed, but I still believe that the triggers can only be in ONE language. PHP I think. And there doesn't appear to be a gui equivilant to DbaStudio, at least for data entry.

      Lets say you went with Microsoft SQL server- Well you would be real good at upgrades by now. EVERY Microsoft Shop I know has had to do tons of upgrades to their database. Oh yeah in case you haven't noticed their pricing model keeps getting more and more expensive. Also, I hope that you like Windows servers, because that is all it will run on. If you are a Microsoft'er then you don't care though... Also it is my experience that it doesn't scale well at all.

      How about PostGreSQL - This actually wouldn't be that bad of a choice, but when you have a problem, you better hope that a newsgroup or the Web can help you. From what I have seen the primary OS for this is Linux, so you better like Linux.

      How about if you went with FileMaker Pro? Not a bad choice, BUT still no transaction support AND I believe that it has a limit of 100 tables per database.

      How about DB2? Great Database, good support. Not a bad decision. Oh the cost is as much as Oracle though, and IBM tends to be slow on getting new features out. Also, IBM tends to only like you if you buy their hardware and if you are running on one of THEIR NOSes.

      How about Microsoft Access? A lot of companies run their business on it! No transaction support and serious multiple user support. I kinda like to think of it as the Titanic. It looks great and is easy to jump on, but it WILL go down and take you with it.

      Lets see have I left anyone out.. I won't go in to relational databases like Gemstone, because if you think Oracle is complex...

      Well it seems that every decision for a small company sucks. Yes you will find small companies that run EVERY one of the databases I mentioned and then some. All of them have their issues, good people work around those issues. I have built small systems that use MySQL, PostGreSQL, FileMaker Pro and Oracle. They all have their issues, but for what I do Oracle on Linux seems to work well if you can afford it.

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    14. Re:Larry Ellison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how is this different from $any_open_source_project? linux is just a patch program. hell, apache, as the name implies is a patch program... of course they have mostly high quality releases...

    15. Re:Larry Ellison by smagruder · · Score: 2

      I've tried JDeveloper, Oracle's crapped-up variant of Borland's wonderful JBuilder. Better to stick with JBuilder.

      I currently use Designer. There's far better database design packages available for less money, but since my organization uses it, that's what I have to use. It's passable, but I think anyone who's actually used it as well as other packages will agree that Designer is rather nonintuitive.

      Oracle's built-in tools are rather poor excuses for software. SQL*Plus is a complete joke. Better to use a third-party tool, like SQL-Programmer or SQL Navigator.

      Oracle Forms is pathetic. Calling it nonintuitive would be an understatement. Better to use *anything* else.

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  2. Lets not forget by dan+dan+the+dna+man · · Score: 4, Insightful

    the plight of undermanaged companies too! Its like anything - too much or too little of a thing leads to trouble...

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    1. Re:Lets not forget by MrSubtle · · Score: 5, Insightful
      This isn't a matter of too much management versus not enough, but rather one having to do with the issue of what management's proper purpose in a company is. There's no question that there's a need for decision making, leadership, and coordination whenever lots of people are trying to work together on a project. Above a certain size, it even becomes necessary for people to specialize in such areas rather than primarily doing something else more directly useful. The problem is that many managers seem to think that management is a skill for gaining power, and that this is the reason they are employed. The tasks of organizing, controlling, documenting, discussing, and so on are thought by such people not to be the means to the end of producing and selling things, but ends in themselves. Once a company's management stops paying attention to actually doing things and facilitating the goals of the company and places a higher priority on political games, official procedures, power-grabbing, empire building, and so on it is doomed. Once management stops organizing teams to accomplish goals, and valuing the skills and knowledge it takes to understand and deal with issues, it is doomed. When knowledge of the company's business becomes a disqualifying charisteristic when it comes to making decisions it is doomed. When having an MBA means that your opinion matters and that not having one means that it doesn't, the company is doomed.

      Management folks can readily see the problems that arise when techies fall so in love with their technologies that they stop thinking about what the customers want, or whether their latest interests advance the needs of the company. In fact, many consider such narrow-mindedness to be a feature of all engineers. Alas, I rarely encounter managers who see as clearly what happens when managers fall in love with their own special areas of interest and ignore everything else necessary to make the company succeed. It's really no different in principle from the other kind of short-sightedness except that it's usually tied up with a lot more ego, more VAST heaps of useless activity, and more blatant mind-numbing stupidity than just about any other idea in the world (except perhaps the "We are from the government and we are here to help you." thing). Since managers generally hire and fire, they are usually better at getting power and wiping out anyone who doesn't share their narrow-minded views. That makes this syndrome the single biggest company killer I have ever seen, yet it seems that the schools that hand out MBAs don't bother to make it the number one lesson for up and coming manager types.

      Perhaps they should have to read every Dilbert cartoon ever penned before they are allowed to get their precious MBAs. The problem in companies being killed by this syndrome is not that there's "too much management". It's that the managers are committed to a horribly distorted view of what they are supposed to be doing.

    2. Re:Lets not forget by mangu · · Score: 5, Insightful
      But, when "many managers seem to think that management is a skill for gaining power" it usually means there are too many managers in the company. In a well run company, each manager has his own sector, no one tries to grab power from the other.


      Unfortunately, the "ideal" model for companies today seems to be one where only managers are employed, everything else is outsourced.

    3. Re:Lets not forget by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 2
      Amen! Preach it, brother!

      Here's someone who agrees with you...


      A third and deeper lesson shows through these experiences. The project was large enough and management communication poor enough to prompt many members of the team to see themselves as contestants making brownie points, rather then as builders making programming products. Each suboptimized his piece to meet his targets; few stopped to think about the total effect on the customer. This breakdown in orientation and communication is a major hazard in large projects. [...] Fostering a total-system, user-oriented attitude may well be the most important function of the programming manager.

      Fred Brooks, The Mythical Man Month: Essays on Software Engineering, Twentieth Anniversary Edition, Addison Wesley, 1975
    4. Re:Lets not forget by micje · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You seem to think that these managers are not aware of what they're doing. Managers that are trying to gain power in the ways you describe are not trying to achieve the goals of the company, they're trying to achieve their own goals.

      Forcing them to read Dilbert cartoons is not going to change them.

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    5. Re:Lets not forget by drooling-dog · · Score: 1

      This is a great peeve of mine. The question isn't so much whether the techies or the MBAs should be "in charge", but whether the group in charge should be monolithically one or the other. I've learned to be very wary of tech companies whose upper management is dominated by the finance function. These guys (and they are usually that) seem to see business as a game with the sole objective of enriching themselves as much and as quickly as possible, regardless of the longer-term consequences to their companies, employees, and customers. Their training and experience is in wheeling and dealing rather than operations, organization, marketing, development, and manufacturing, and their companies reflect this.

    6. Re:Lets not forget by Azghoul · · Score: 1

      Uh, this is bad?

      Outsourcing = someone is working at another company! The trick is, get hired by the outsourcee, not the outsourcer...

    7. Re:Lets not forget by jejones · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The trick is, get hired by the outsourcee, not the outsourcer...

      I'm not sure I'm willing to move to a Third World country...

    8. Re:Lets not forget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The one thing any company can't run without is management. Everything else can be outsourced, and in "virtual" companies is. Virtual companies exist and make money, sometimes quite a bit with just a few managers. This I think proves that management and the vision and strategy they provide creates a lot of value.

    9. Re:Lets not forget by Azghoul · · Score: 1

      Well, the story is long gone, but....

      You apparently haven't heard the concept of small businesses. There are TONS of them around the U.S. Look for 'em under rocks and in small office spaces...

    10. Re:Lets not forget by MrSubtle · · Score: 1

      Ahh, but that's really an example of the principle I'm talking about here. I'm not saying that no project that is entirely outsourced makes any sense, sometimes they do, but one reason there has been such a surge in these kinds of business structures is that so many management "teams" are so dysfunctional and so unhelpful to the guys doing the frontline work that segregating the "management" into a separate company from the guys doing the work makes the resulting structure stronger than one where the managers are involved with the work itself. If pure managers were helping so much it would be better to have them actually getting involved in the work rather than sitting around in a far away company counting their bonuses and writing memos to one another.

    11. Re:Lets not forget by MrSubtle · · Score: 1

      No doubt they are acting contrary to the interests of the company and many know this too (how they can sleep at night still amazes me...I guess that's what amazes me about defense attorneys too). I think there's a category who are so clueless that they have no idea what they are doing and how bad it is. They just learned that you are supposed to act this way and so they do. Alas, reading lots of Dilbert strips won't help those who have no brain any better than those who have no shame.

    12. Re:Lets not forget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, I disagree that simply having the right amount of managers is enough.

      In my experience, when some managers don't really understand their job, instead of trying to learn (and expose their ignorance/lack of experience) they start playing political power games, which tends to reduce the amount of attention on their own incompetence by forcing colleagues to divert energy to ass-covering and playing defense.

      It's the job of their boss to recognize this and get rid of them. When their boss is basically playing the same game then you have a really bad situation for the whole department (especially for those who know their job and want to see the right thing done). I'm sure everyone who's been out for a few years in the industry will understand how this works.

      David

  3. Hang on a minute! by Andy_R · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is just Dilbert wthout the jokes!

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    1. Re:Hang on a minute! by chegosaurus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dilbert has jokes?

    2. Re:Hang on a minute! by stefanb · · Score: 5, Interesting

      When a friend of mine quit his last job, the reason he gave in his notice was "because Dilbert isn't funny anymore." In his exit interview, he was asked what he meant by that.

    3. Re:Hang on a minute! by jeremyp · · Score: 5, Insightful
      That is similar to the way I judge when it is time to leave a company. It's not that I stop finding Dilbert funny, but I read a strip and am overcome by the icy grip on my heart of recognising that it depicts a situation that actually happened in my company.

      Then i quit.

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    4. Re:Hang on a minute! by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's not that I stop finding Dilbert funny, but I read a strip and am overcome by the icy grip on my heart of recognising that it depicts a situation that actually happened in my company

      This actually happened. We were a shop doing embedded development hosted on a Unix platform. We got a contract to do ActiveX development for NT. I told my manager it would take XX man-months plus 4 months calendar (learning curve). I was actually told by my manager's boss to "work smarter, not harder". (I should have quit right then, but I have a wife, 2 kids and a mortgage).

      Guess what? The project took exactly 4 months longer than they bid it. Surprise, surprise.

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    5. Re:Hang on a minute! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when did you leave Motorola.

    6. Re:Hang on a minute! by MrSubtle · · Score: 1

      That's funny. I have heard exactly the same "Work smarter not harder." advice from every single utterly clueless manager I have worked for. None of them has had even the slightest inkling of what was going on but they were required to "mentor" us and give advice, and since they had none to give, they offered up that little gem. It's pretty insulting coming from people who couldn't "work smarter" if their lives depended on it.

  4. Founders not necessarily necessary by cwernli · · Score: 5, Interesting

    He praises companies like Oracle and Sun because the founder still runs the company

    The founder's presence is not a guarantee at all for the flourishing of a company - how many companies (ok, most of them are the usual derelict dotcoms) have evaporated into thin air in the last two years despite the founder still leading the company ?

    And what about cases like CMGI, where it would've probably a better idea to get rid of the founder (David Wetherell) a long time ago ?

    Just my $0.02...

    1. Re:Founders not necessarily necessary by XNormal · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The founder's presence is not a guarantee at all for the flourishing of a company

      But if a company being run by the founder is flourishing it would probably be a bad idea to hire "professional" management to replace the founder.

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    2. Re:Founders not necessarily necessary by Brian+Boitano · · Score: 1
      how many companies (ok, most of them are the usual derelict dotcoms) have evaporated into thin air in the last two years despite the founder still leading the company ?


      ...or maybe because the founder is still leading the company ;)

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    3. Re:Founders not necessarily necessary by ratbag · · Score: 1

      evaporated into thin air in the last two years despite the founder still leading the company ? ... a point the article actually makes.

      Rob.

    4. Re:Founders not necessarily necessary by rovingeyes · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The founder's presence is not a guarantee at all for the flourishing of a company

      Neither is the presence of a higly trained Harward grads. Why do people fail to realize that one of the oldest companies like Ford etc were not started by mangement guys. These are relatively a new breed of people popping up. I am not diminishing their importance but let me tell you that being totally dependent on these guys is not good either.

      Even if you do consider dotcoms, I agree that most of them perished becoz of bad judgement call. But hey, the whole world bought that idea. You cannot just blame some techies for this and brandish them as useless. Even now, I believe that for a company to be successful even it does not have the founder around, it should atleast have some technical guys around not just some fat ass white guys.

    5. Re:Founders not necessarily necessary by Ed+Avis · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Philip Greenspun's site has the following quotation:
      See Charles Ferguson's High Stakes, No Prisoners (1999) for a longer explanation of how hired-gun CEOs manage to kill software products companies.
      Since that page was written, there have been other examples.
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    6. Re:Founders not necessarily necessary by Ageless · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      Most of the technical guys I know /are/ fat ass white guys :)

    7. Re:Founders not necessarily necessary by Gruneun · · Score: 2

      should atleast have some technical guys around not just some fat ass white guys.

      I was whole-heartedly agreeing with you up until that statement. I'm sure many of us have seen plenty of "highly-trained" management of varying ethnicities and genders who turned out be totally incompetent, as well as some companies that were run by "fat ass white guys" who knew their limitations, listened to their employees, and turned out to be rather successful.

      Tossing in an inflammatory comment like that lowers you to the level of the people you're trying to depict.

    8. Re:Founders not necessarily necessary by Astrofugue · · Score: 1

      >>But if a company being run by the founder is flourishing it would probably be a bad idea to hire "professional" management to replace the founder.

      I think that's a bit redundant. If any company is fourishing, _no_matter_who's_ at the tiller, it'd probably be a bad idea to hire _anyone_ to replace them.

    9. Re:Founders not necessarily necessary by DuckDodgers · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Have we met?

    10. Re:Founders not necessarily necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Philip's just envious because he didn't get to be the one to kill AD. God knows he would've...

    11. Re:Founders not necessarily necessary by BinxBolling · · Score: 2
      I think that's a bit redundant. If any company is fourishing, _no_matter_who's_ at the tiller, it'd probably be a bad idea to hire _anyone_ to replace them.

      You'd think so, wouldn't you? Read the article, though: Cringely provides several examples of companies that had their management replaced during periods when they were profitable, with money in the bank.

    12. Re:Founders not necessarily necessary by RoboProg · · Score: 1

      OK, sample of 1, but here goes:

      Look at what happened to Apple: Pepsi-Man kicked out Steve Jobs, and they pretty much went nowhere for almost 10 years, other than making yet another Mac (OK, so Jobs killed the Newton, but it was too big to put in my pocket anyway).

      Meanwhile, Jobs has a team slap together NextStep, which while it was a commercial failure, raised the bar on what Windows (NT) and / or Oh-a-stew needed to be.

      Then, Jobs comes back, and now NextS..,er, OS X seems to be doing quite well for Apple. (now that Soda-Man is gone)

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    13. Re:Founders not necessarily necessary by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      Like the article says, replacing management that is actually doing a good job is always a bad idea (i.e. the company is profitable, has money in the bank, but the VCs want to get their initial investment plus a sizeable chunk of cash NOW, so they do something like in the article to bump up the IPO, then cash out).

    14. Re:Founders not necessarily necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no..I don't want FOP, I'm a dapper dan man!

  5. Since you mentioned RIM... by shepd · · Score: 2, Informative

    You might want to know about their local exploits.

    Too bad that by percentage, I'm told they only bought the R. :-) At least they didn't rip off the city.

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    1. Re:Since you mentioned RIM... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So does that count as a RIMshot?? == Wolfrider
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      Wolfrider is not logged in because of moderator points that tend to craaaash Win98/Opera when multiple /. windoze are opened... I could reboot to Linux and use Opera there, but then again I'm downloading Libranet Debian at the moment! :)
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    2. Re:Since you mentioned RIM... by DataSquid · · Score: 1

      And why not mention their funnier moments in PR as well.

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    3. Re:Since you mentioned RIM... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a misinformed post!. RIM had nothing to do with the financing of the park (the incompetent members of the Waterloo Goverment that made the deal with MFP are the ones to blame for the mess)

    4. Re:Since you mentioned RIM... by mistered · · Score: 2
      Hey, I'm no huge RIM fan but it's not really fair to connect them with the RIM park financing scandal on them. The dispute is between MFP financial (a financing company) and the City of Waterloo. RIM got their name on the park because they donated a bucket of cash; as far as I know they didn't have anything to do with this financing deal.

      Here, I'll quote from the article you linked to:

      In June, nine months after signing the deal, the city filed a lawsuit against MFP and Robson, alleging fraud, deceit and fraudulent misrepresentation.

      It is also suing Clarica Life Insurance Co., which bought the right to collect the debt from MFP, and the Maritime Life Assurance Co., which bought part of the debt from Clarica.

      Note - no mention of RIM itself. Yep, they probably got more (by having the park named after them) than what they deserved for their money. But linking to an article that makes them look (to casual readers) that they're scamming the city isn't fair.

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    5. Re:Since you mentioned RIM... by shepd · · Score: 1

      >RIM had nothing to do with the financing of the park

      Way to not read what I said!

      Here, let me add some emphasis:

      "Too bad that by percentage, I'm told they only bought the R. :-) At least they didn't rip off the city."

      RIM didn't rip the city off -- it's just that they didn't pay (IMHO) enough to name the park after themselves. The numbers I've heard say they paid between 10% and 35% of the total cost.

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    6. Re:Since you mentioned RIM... by shepd · · Score: 1

      >RIM got their name on the park because they donated a bucket of cash; as far as I know they didn't have anything to do with this financing deal.

      Oh, I know. I just included the link as a backgrounder.

      RIMs only "offence" is to have gotten their name on a project for which they are only really a bit player. Bully for them, I suppose, if the city doesn't think the name of the park is that important. :)

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    7. Re:Since you mentioned RIM... by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      While we're talking about RIM, I really hate that company's products. I got one of these crappy Blackberry pagers for work, and I'm not too thrilled by it. I've gone through 4 of the cheap holsters they provide, because the hinge is poorly-designed and made of plastic, and is easily broken. Also, it runs on Windows CE, and everything on it is totally Windows-oriented, hooking into Exchange, etc. But it doesn't work very well there, either. If you're looking at one of these things, pass it up. There's much better products out there than anything by RIM.

    8. Re:Since you mentioned RIM... by shepd · · Score: 1

      >But it doesn't work very well there, either. If you're looking at one of these things, pass it up. There's much better products out there than anything by RIM.

      Totally. The only things that the RIM equipment has going for them (at least on their 950 model) were the thumbwheel and thumb keyboard. Past that, their OS _sucks_ and crashes all the time. And, whatever moron designed their wireless system might be a good system engineer, but was a complete dumbass businessman. Why does RIM think that a system where Rogers et al. have to charge $25 a month for 70 kilobytes of data transfer is going to be popular?

      RIM hit market saturation the minute every CEO got one. IMHO, unless RIM comes out with some way to get their product to work on GPRS (or some other cheaper wireless system than their proprietary one) RIM has peaked, and once you've peaked, there's only one way to go: down.

      Bye RIM. If only GSM had been more popular before I bought that $400 doorstop (hey, it's for sale if anyone is interested!).

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    9. Re:Since you mentioned RIM... by ToeDruid · · Score: 1

      The BlackBerries are great products! I've never had a problem with the holster (short of jamming myself in the ribs when I sit down, but that's just a matter of positioning and happens with cellphones, pages, etc...). Anyone I know who has busted their holster usually were simply too rough with it.

      The costs involved...steep, but that's partially dictated by the wireless carriers, and not just RIM. Also, every device since the 5810's has been using the GSM/GPRS network (about a YEAR now)and they just released a new product (http://www.blackberry.net/products/blackberry6710 /index.shtml) that they call a world-band device, utilizing the GSM/GPRS networks across North America, Europe and Asia without having to switch or roam.

      As for running on Windoze CE, your are totally incorrect. The BlackBerry OS is proprietary and runs on it's own hardware. Yes some companies (such as COMPAQ) can modify the OS to run on their hardware (hence the Compaq IPAQ BlackBerry), but if they screw up, blame them :)

      Saturation...they also have a carrier based web client solution or internet edition...again, pricey, but it ain't just for CEO's anymore...

      If you know of any other device that allows me to get my mail delivered to me anywhere (while in coverage of course) without having to manually connect and download it (and not SMS garbage), I'd be very interested.

      As for reliability...look at this from 9/11;

      "Portable wireless e-mail devices, particularly the Blackberry from Research in Motion (RIM) of Waterloo, Ontario, got rave reviews for reliable performance. Blackberry pagers connect to the Internet through wireless data networks operated by Cingular Wireless of Atlanta and Motient Corp. of Reston, Va. There were remarkable stories of Blackberry owners who used the technology to evacuate employees and stay in touch when no other communications technology was available." from http://www.tvtechnology.com/features/Net-soup/f-fb -whatworked.shtml.

      Perhaps you have a hard time with it because you didn't do your research?

      Cheers!

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    10. Re:Since you mentioned RIM... by ToeDruid · · Score: 1

      Forgot to mention...it also isn't exclusively Exchnage based...Their Enterprise Server also works with the Lotus Domino mail system.

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    11. Re:Since you mentioned RIM... by shepd · · Score: 1

      >I've never had a problem with the holster

      Me neither. I think their hardware isn't bad, I just think their software and telecomm engineering need some serious work. Why did it take almost 5 years to get an SSH client on something that's supposed to be "internet enabled", for example?

      >As for running on Windoze CE, your are totally incorrect.

      Woah there. I didn't say that. I know it runs their own OS, and I know their own OS crashes more often than my Win2k box. I used to get that "device error" or whatever that little message is that pops up with an exclamation mark beside it weekly for no reason (I'd just unholster it and it would be FUBARed again). That is when I used it... which I don't now. My Nokia cellphone offers similar features to my RIM pager at a price I can afford, and doesn't crash (not to mention it's a darn sight smaller, too!). If only I could get that nice keypad and thumbwheel that I'm sure RIM patented on another device...

      Oh, one other problem I've found that's completely stupid. Where I am (RIM central, you could call it) there's two OSes for the 950/957 -- their "internet" OS and their "exchange" OS. The devices are identical, except for the OS, yet if you buy one with an OS you don't like, it's like a cellphone, you have to throw it away. At least if RIM were like palm I could buy the other OS and flash the thing. Oh well...

      >Also, every device since the 5810's has been using the GSM/GPRS network (about a YEAR now)

      Finally. Maybe I'll be interested again now. There's just no way I'm paying the equivalent of about $10/minute to use my handheld. :-) I'll take a look into it, that is if RIMs old products haven't killed 'em off yet (their stock looks super-shaky right now -- oh well).

      >As for reliability...look at this from 9/11

      That's interesting, since I live in the heart of RIM country, yet my RIM pager doesn't work inside my college -- but all my friend's cell phones do. If RIM can't even get their hometown covered, I think what you showed me was made up by a RIM marketeer and paid for by RIM to make them look good.

      I've seen two-way radios that are more resilient to droupout...

      Although, it is a nice feature that RIM pagers queue messages, and they download the queue pretty fast. The minute I went outside the college my RIM pager would buzz. Heh, I guess that's better than nothing.

      >Perhaps you have a hard time with it because you didn't do your research?

      No, just because the product I owned had 2002 features running on a 1980's network in a y2k package, IMHO.

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  6. Say what? by red5 · · Score: 3, Funny

    to illustrate what happens when technical expertise and business success can lead to.

    Perhaps I'm just too tired, but what did you just say? Lead to where exactly?

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  7. Borland? by bentriloquist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Surely Borland isn't effectively dead. True, they no longer have the wide range of products they used to have, but they never made any money out of them. Remember C++ for OS/2? It almost killed Borland, no wonder they discontinued it. But Delphi is still a good product.

    1. Re:Borland? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Changing their name to Imprise really didn't help matters. 0% brand recognition.

    2. Re:Borland? by smagruder · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I was confused about "Borland" being in Cringely's "effectively dead" list as well. Borland has bounced back _amazingly_ over the past couple years under Dale Fuller's leadership. Borland is profitable and has hundreds of millions of dollars in the bank. Delphi 7 is a great release and JBuilder continues to _rule_ the Java tool market. Borland has even recently acquired Starbase and BoldSoft--two very fine software companies that are great complements to Borland's business.

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    3. Re:Borland? by benzapp · · Score: 1

      I purchased a copy of Borland C++ for OS/2. It wasn't as fast as watcom, but it was a lot faster than IBM's VisualAge. I mean, I am not the only person here who got started with Borland Turbo Pascal, and stayed with Borland on the next level.

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    4. Re:Borland? by leandrod · · Score: 3, Informative
      > I was confused about "Borland" being in Cringely's "effectively dead" list as well. Borland has bounced back _amazingly_ over the past couple years under Dale Fuller's leadership.

      There you have it. Borland has again a leadership. After its founder Kahn was sacked I don't remember for what offense, it went really bad. Even now they still can't get their act together with InterBase, but I digress.

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    5. Re:Borland? by acroyear · · Score: 2
      JBuilder rules because Sun's offering sucked, Microsoft's was tainted by the lawsuit and bad press (not against the product itself, but the company and the proposed future directions), IBM's was too expensive, and Symantec mismanaged and died a horrible death. Visual Cafe was the first decent product out there (especially in its debugger).

      JBuilder also rules because its the first effecient and fast (well, fast enough givena complex Swing gui) product that's 100% java enough to run on Linux and Solaris as it runs on windows (Sun's 100% Java IDE was too damn slow and too featureless, and its first AWT stab was one of the reasons Java ditched AWT for Swing in the first place), which meant one could develop directly on the platform the product would be eventually deployed on (in the case of server-side products and J2EE) and not have to worry about write-once-test-everywhere.

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    6. Re:Borland? by jafac · · Score: 2

      Borland has recovered somewhat for one reason and one reason only; it has stopped competing with Microsoft. Borland was crushed for one reason and one reason only, it was competing with Microsoft.

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    7. Re:Borland? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Borland is dead, if they StarBase is a decent product. It's a horrible piece of crap.

  8. Translation, please? by richie2000 · · Score: 4, Funny
    to illustrate what happens when technical expertise and business success can lead to.

    Lead to what? Incomplete sentences?

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    1. Re:Translation, please? by MekishikoJin · · Score: 1

      Never ever end sentence fragment a preposition with.

    2. Re:Translation, please? by richie2000 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, Yoda. :-) Remember that, I will.

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    3. Re:Translation, please? by tongue · · Score: 2

      that's not an incomplete sentence--its just an incomplete prepositional phrase, which is pretty much accepted in common speech and language. I wouldn't put it in my doctoral dissertation unless i was in engineering, but all the same, you're just being a dick.

    4. Re:Translation, please? by Zigg · · Score: 2

      Turn off the flamethrower and read it again.

      to illustrate what happens when technical expertise and business success can lead to

      If "happens when" was deleted, it'd make sense. If more was added after "to", it could make sense. Right now, it doesn't.

    5. Re:Translation, please? by tongue · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Sorry, I've got karma to burn... :)

      still, while the sentence construction is indeed clumsy enough to read like an incomplete sentence, I still maintain that its merely a case of an incomplete prepositional phrase.

    6. Re:Translation, please? by Interrobang · · Score: 2

      ...unless, of course, it's a phrasal verb. I don't care how allegedly grammatically correct it is, "There are some things up with which I will not put," (thank you Winston Churchill) is still clunky English, and probably not grammatically correct in any case, since "put," "put up" and "put up with" are three different verbs, two of which are phrasal.

      I mean... Put up with or shut up with, already!

      And seriously, the precursor was probably just a bad snip.

    7. Re:Translation, please? by Iffy+Bonzoolie · · Score: 1

      Ok, then, what's an Interrobang?!

      -If

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    8. Re:Translation, please? by Interrobang · · Score: 2

      what's an Interrobang?!

      Ha ha. Very funny. Nice shot. I was almost tempted to give a straight reply.

      Interrobang
      ?!

  9. good point by mmport80 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    i am a management student - cringely has got a point. managers are only interested in their stock options / bonuses while they are still at the company. it's only *rational* that they think short term. in a speculative environment, shareholders may not even care about the longer term (look back at the last few years). the solution should be to make management's incentives longer term. e.g. stipulate contracts which delay the stock related payment of a manager for X years after he has left the company.

    1. Re:good point by olethrosdc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Who is going to do that? The companies? Or perhaps, the goverment will enforce the use of such contracts? Keep in mind that during the months before the telecoms crash, most goverments in Europe actively encouraged common people to go out and buy stock and they used the short-term, noisy, biased indicator that the stock-market is as proof that the country economy was stable, improving, etc.

      The truth is, stockmarkets don't work - not in the way I'd like them to anyway - they're just a big bazaar, where wize-guys can go and con other people of their money. So, if a company decides to go for an initial public offering - and thus enter the pit - they'll be getting what they deserve.

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    2. Re:good point by mmport80 · · Score: 1

      Who is going to do that?

      The founder, long term investors, long term employees etc. would most likely instigate long-term contracts

      That's the message from the article - that those companies with founders are to some extent interested in the long term growth of their companies

      I know people have got burnt recently - they've been deceived, uneducated and frankly stupid. But the market works in the long term - look at a graph of any stockmarket over 50 years and you'll see it goes up and up

    3. Re:good point by cyberon22 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's a good point - equity has historically offered far larger returns than bonds, treasuries, etc.

      But to be fair to the original poster, the suggestion was not that stock in and of itself is a poor investments. He was suggesting that long-term contracts could help prevent managers from "decapitalizing" firms, which would make them even BETTER investments.

    4. Re:good point by Twylite · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Most countries have company law which includes the notion of Fiduciary duty. This means that the directors have to walk the fine conflict of interest between enriching themselves, and acting in the best interests of the company.

      A director who does not act in the best interests of the company, even if it is not in his/her best interests, is failing in their Fiduciary duty, and can be legally challanged.

      The problem is that most shareholders are not aware of this fact, and that without cooperating from the company it is very difficult to track down other shareholders (for the purpose of bringing a class action suit against the directors).

      A secondary problem is the lack of direct involvement by shareholders. Directorships are often negotiated by company management (so the company managers pay the directors for their services); in turn the directors are responsible for determining management remuneration and working conditions. Its a simple you pay my back and I'll pat yours scenario. More direct shareholder involvement would see the shareholders appoint the directors, avoiding the spiral of self-indulgance.

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    5. Re:good point by bankman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree, but that is not the only reason. Short-termism as you might want to call it is also introduced via the stock-market. Far too many people expect(ed in recent years) returns in the vicinity of 20-25% anually, just look at analysts' reports (another reason of course are the big pension funds, who have to rely on big profits for their current payments/liquidity). That of course means that the managers have to look for investments which will generate this kind of return. Unfortunately, this also means that the company would have to double in value every three years (approximately) and in turn that only short-term decisions are being taken while strategic decisions with long-term goals become unprofitable.

      So the problem is not only management's short-term view, but also the market's. Even if I wanted to take a stretegic (long-term) approach, my stock-holders would make pretty sure that I will deliver or otherwise get replaced. It's a structural problem also, and not necessarily only a managerial.

      The main problem with manager's payments is that they usually gain when the company is profitable but rarely lose when it is not. The idea of stock options should have dealt with this problem, but we all know how this can be handled (bring profits forward, overvaluation of assets etc.). Furthermore, stock options which are not in the money only mean that they will earn less, not that their income becomes zero or negative (like the company's).

      In order to bring management back into closer relationship with reality (and the company's/market situation) would be to tie them completely to the company's situation. In times where the company is profitable they can rake in the doe, but at times the company is ailing, management will also lose (private) money. This way managers will have an incentive to think twice (or more often) about the decisions they are taking. Currently only stockholders and employees pay the price, and these people are hardly influential.

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    6. Re:good point by the_rev_matt · · Score: 2

      This is not entirely accurate, at least in the US. In the US, the primary fiduciary duty is to the shareholders. And as most shareholders these days want in and out fast with massive profits (whatever happened to thinking beyond this quarters results?), it is the RESPONSIBILITY of corporate execs to screw the customers, screw the employees and hand bags of cash to the investors. This is what is wrong with capitalism as it is practiced today.

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    7. Re:good point by olethrosdc · · Score: 1

      Exactly my sentiments - this is perhaps something that can only be fixed by issuing shares that must be held on to for a minimum period of time, at least 6 months, or increasing the cost of buying/selling shares so that short term trading cannot be profitable. I mean, why not tax the hell out of those people? They tax the lottery and casinos with something like 40% and even currency exchanges incur high levies in the region 5-10%. How why not the stockmarket? It's just a glorified casino nowadays.

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    8. Re:good point by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      Putting barriers to entry on the stock market will only "screw the little guy". All of the rich middle age white males that are currently taking advantage of the system (to the detriment of the rest of us) will continue to do so. They will find, OR BUY, their own loopholes and the rest of us will be the ones that actually get punished.

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    9. Re:good point by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2

      This means that the directors have to walk the fine conflict of interest between enriching themselves, and acting in the best interests of the company.

      s/acting in the best interests of the company/enriching the stockholders/

    10. Re:good point by Twylite · · Score: 2

      Wrong. The directors have to act in the best interests of the company. Another fine line they have to tread: the best interests of the company don't always enrich the stockholders, which in turn could see the directors dismissed or not have their contracts renegotiated.

      But a company is, in the eyes of the law, an individual. And an individual is expected to act in its own best interests (with some social responsiblity). So directors are obliged to act in the best interests of the company.

      An analogy: You are an individual (I assume ;) ), but other people have an interest in you (e.g. your coworkers, your employer, his/her employer, etc). This in no way means that you should act in their interests in perference to your own.

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    11. Re:good point by unitron · · Score: 2

      Are you quite sure about that? Everything I've heard indicates that the fiduciary responsibility is to the owners of the company, i.e., the stockholders. However this means pressure to keep jacking up the price per share of the stock. They deal with this pressure by screwing the customers and the employees and from there it's an easy leap to screwing the smaller stockholders in favor of the larger. Look at the way Enron execs were able to unload their shares before they tanked while keeping the share price artificially high by keeping the rank and file's retirement fund shares frozen so that the employees couldn't dump all of their shares at the same time, and of course by the time that they could sell the price was in the basement.

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  10. Counter point - Balance shortterm/long term! by krazyninja · · Score: 5, Insightful
    For each case that the author cites, there are counter examples where the local managers at the division/business level fail to highlight the long term benefits of the research. Long term research benefits SHOULD be complemented by short term monetary gains. Otherwise the division should be spun off as a research company, purely focussed on IP. IBM is a good example in point. It does as much research in molecular computers (long term benefits), as it does in software services, where it gains shortterm revenue.
    Money is, and always will be a bargaining point. If the benefits are not highllighted properly, research centers are borne to get their funds taken away, or worse, closed down.

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    1. Re:Counter point - Balance shortterm/long term! by Associate · · Score: 2, Informative

      Again, IBM related. As I work for a former division of IBM, I have to routinely tell people that the selling of our division may have put a lot of people out, but not out of a job mind you, but it made perfect business sense. I think the term someone used is asset free business, or a more service oriented company. That goes along with their long-term goals. As for short-term goals, you got me. I just hope my 51 shares go back up in value.

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    2. Re:Counter point - Balance shortterm/long term! by terrapyn · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is in fact one of the problems with any 'analysis' based on anecdotal evidence. "First mover advantage" in the dotcom world turned to "first mover disadvantage" almost as quickly as the bubble itself burst, generally based only on a few examples, rather than real research.

      For some interesting insights on what makes for long-term success, take a look at the analysis in Jim Collins' book "Good to Great", which is based on an examination of almost 1500 companies over a period of years.

      Remember...

      "There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home".

      (Ken Olson, President, Digital Equipment, 1977)

    3. Re:Counter point - Balance shortterm/long term! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You can't win if you don't play.
      Your .sig is wrong.

      A cursory viewing of WarGames will show you that, in fact, sometimes the only way to win is by not playing.

    4. Re:Counter point - Balance shortterm/long term! by leandrod · · Score: 4, Insightful
      > Otherwise the division should be spun off as a research company, purely focussed on IP. IBM is a good example in point.

      IBM may be a good example, but it is a bad model ethically and pragmatically example. Its patents hoarding heightens the barrier to entry, because basically to do real business in IT now you have to have enough fundamental patents to bargain on IBM out of paying them huge, confiscatory royalties on everything under the Sun.

      Actually, according to Cringley's standards, IBM patents are part of the problem, not of the solution.

      And remember, there is no such thing as IP!

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  11. Greebert by 0x20 · · Score: 1

    to illustrate what happens when technical expertise and business success can lead to.

    Is that you, Butch "Rooster" McCrory?

  12. Anybody forgot to mention Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting


    >He praises companies like Oracle and Sun because >the founder still runs the company, and is in >touch with the core of the buisiness.

    Anybody forgot to mention Microsoft?

    1. Re:Anybody forgot to mention Microsoft? by rovingeyes · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I don't know who moderated this comment but, what he pointed out is true!

      Microsoft is possibley the most profitable company at this time. And remember Bill Gates was, atleast initially, more technically inclined. For a moment let us forget about his (questionable) marketing strategies and look at the company. He almost single handedly set up a software empire and that too without an MBA from Harward.

      Now regarding the strategy used by Bill, let us analyze this - Bill Gates and John D. Rockefeller built their monopolies using more or less the same technique In the 1980s, Bill Gates got the computer manufacturers to pay him the price for Windows for each computer they manufacture, regardless of whose software is on it. In the 1870s, John D. Rockefeller got the railroads to pay him a rebate for every carload of oil they ship, regardless of whose oil it is. Same deal! How did they manage such deals? I don't want to draw allegations but maybe by bribing the officials of the other companies.

      Anyways, according to me, it shouldn't matter who is running the company as long as we have some level headed people at the helm. People who do not get sucked in by heavy jargons and latter blame it on the technology. If the company expands and the owner is not able to control it, then by all means he/she should step down and let others take over. No point in building an empire and bringing it down just for vanity.

    2. Re:Anybody forgot to mention Microsoft? by viggen · · Score: 0

      Henry Ford comes to my mind reading your comment, he even attmited that when asked some technical question by replying "what do I have experts for?"

    3. Re:Anybody forgot to mention Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like Lockheed too! Lockheed is in the same type of management downfall as all the other big boys. Little research, mostly production. Should be interesting to see how they make new designs in the future without engineers. Maybe they will have a similar claim to fame like the original stealth fighter made soley by electrical engineers, maybe they will have a new design made soley by management! He he :)

    4. Re:Anybody forgot to mention Microsoft? by Night+Goat · · Score: 4, Informative

      Read the article, Bill Gates is mentioned.

    5. Re:Anybody forgot to mention Microsoft? by rnd() · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Your analysis makes sense until you throw out the accusation of bribery. In fact, no bribes would have been necesssary. The conversation probably went something like this between Bill Gates and Michael Dell:

      Gates: We've noticed that you were the leading distributor of PC hardware last year. You were our biggest OEM customer... You sold $100 Million worth of Windows Licenses.

      Dell: Our new distribution centers are really state of the art.

      Gates: Microsoft is trying to come up with a way to save you money on the copies of Windows that you sell. In fact, if you buy a copy of Windows for every PC you sell, we'll sell each copy to you at a 50% discount.

      Dell: (thinking to himself that Dell sells 90% of its PCs preloaded with Windows) Hmmm. That would save us quite a bit of money.

      Gates: It sure would. Sign here please.

      Now, Microsoft makes less money from Dell, but since Dell now has a strong advantage in the marketplace (it can sell PCs for less) other companies are willing to come on board with Microsoft for deals that are less sweet than the 50% that was given to Dell.

      The next thing you know, Microsoft has created a pretty massive disincentive for Dell (and others) to look into other OS technology.

      Also, every time the OEM license contracts are re-negotiated, Microsoft has benefitted more from the aforementioned disincentive and can ratchet the profits right back where the investors want 'em.

      No bribes are necessary. All of the above is completely ethical and is fundamentally no different from lots of business agreements that are made. You may think Michael Dell is stupid for going along with something like that, but look where his company is today.

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    6. Re:Anybody forgot to mention Microsoft? by ArthurDent · · Score: 2

      and that too without an MBA from Harward.

      Apparently you don't have an MBA from Harvard either!

      Just kidding!
      Ben

    7. Re:Anybody forgot to mention Microsoft? by jpmorgan · · Score: 2
      Microsoft is possibley the most profitable company at this time.

      Correction: Microsoft is the most profitable company of all time.

    8. Re:Anybody forgot to mention Microsoft? by leandrod · · Score: 3, Informative
      > Microsoft is possibley the most profitable company at this time

      According to Bill Parish, CPA, it isn't and hasn't been for quite some time now.

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    9. Re:Anybody forgot to mention Microsoft? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2

      [Bill Gates] almost single handedly set up a software empire and that too without an MBA from Harward.

      And by 'Bill Gates', you mean 'Paul Allen'.

    10. Re:Anybody forgot to mention Microsoft? by Ugmo · · Score: 1

      I think this is an accurate guess at how these deals came about.

      A bad MBA or stock Market analyst see that MS just signed a deal where their largest single customer (Dell) now pays 50% less for MS product in exchange for a possible 10% more sales (90% ->100%) would have rejected the deal (MBA) or downgraded the stock (Wall Street Analyst).

      The deal is a good one for MS because in THE LONG TERM. This deal and others like it would result in a monopoly and higher profits. The megalomaniacal goal on one man (GATES) and his LONG TERM vision of the future of his company is what is missing from the Managers and MBA's that Cringley talks about. They just want to increase this quarter's profits or make it to the IPO and then sell out. A monopoly would take too long.

      Short term goals and management by Wall Street is bad for both evil and good companies.

  13. Core Business? by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    He praises companies like Oracle and Sun because the founder still runs the company, and is in touch with the core of the buisiness.
    What would this be? Screwing california out of it's hard earned money?

    --
    Non impediti ratione cogitationus.
    1. Re:Core Business? by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 1

      I would like to point out that it was a reseller that did that, not oracle.

      Not to say that they weren't involved, of course.

  14. This is very true... by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The company that I work for was recently bought out by a larger company.

    Over the last year that I've been there, we have hired on a ton of new staff, made profits grow steadily, and we're just finishing the buyout of another company this month.

    Both of the founders are in line, the CEO and the President of the company. Our parent company decided to keep them, which was the best decision that they could have done.

    1. Re:This is very true... by Pathetic+Coward · · Score: 2

      Wait six months. You'll see.

  15. Delegating is an artform. by miffo.swe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Many managers have difficulties to understand that there really exists people that are better than them in some areas. It makes them thinking that there own decisions are the best. A good manager can spot good employees and give them responsibility. To manage a company in detail is like fighting several wars at once with multiple fronts. You never get a complete picture down to detail level when you have limited time to read up on everything. Better let someone else do that and check in occasionally to see that it works.

    What a big company needs is a clear direction and not what_pen_to_buy decicions.

    --
    HTTP/1.1 400
    1. Re:Delegating is an artform. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps ironically, Bush seems to be quite good at that, though many here obviously disagree with his politics & therefore the people he delegated those things to (e.g. Ashcroft), but still...

    2. Re:Delegating is an artform. by Jaghound · · Score: 1

      You just pointed out the reason why the VC's want to move the founder from CEO position to the CTO position: the risk of the founder starting to micro-manage people is just too big, and when it happens, it is amazing how quickly it can destroy the company by making all competent people to leave.

    3. Re:Delegating is an artform. by vslashg · · Score: 1
      Many managers have difficulties to understand that there really exists people that are better than them in some areas. It makes them thinking that there own decisions are the best.
      This was indeed a nice trolling attempt, and it finally did succeed, but only in a meta sort of way. As a guy who follows trolls closely, perhaps I can give you a few pointers.

      The "use terrible grammer and spelling while calling people dumb" troll is often quite effective. People can know the poster is a troll and still respond. Anal-retentive people just can't help themselves.

      You failed in a few ways. First of all, your post was too long. Your concentration of bad English got thinner as the message went along. By the end of the message, people may have forgiven your "mistakes" before they even reached the bottom of your post.

      Second of all, your message is too insightful and on-topic. This sort of troll requires an on-topic post, true, but you'd be much better served to do a "me-too" type post. Because you threw out an interesting concept, people replied with genuinely useful comments, defeating your original purpose.

      Third, you forget your audience. It works best to insult the reader in this sort of attack. Again, some people have an irresistable need to defend themselves even in the most absurd conditions. If you don't attack the reader, attack someone the reader can relate to. The majority of /. readers are coders or coder types, and many will agree that managers can be stupid (just look at the common PHB acronym, for instance).

      I had to respond to your troll, though, because you do deserve an A+ for effort. C- on execution, though. Keep those trolls coming, and work harder on infuriating the sheep who make the trolls' job so rewarding.
    4. Re:Delegating is an artform. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yesterday, I had to explain to my director what was a classloader and why I had to create a custom one and why it was not wasted time...
      Five minutes later, I had to "debug" its outlook express.

    5. Re:Delegating is an artform. by miffo.swe · · Score: 2

      Yay man your so far off base!

      I spell bad because im Swedish, plain and simple. That and the fact that i write my comments in less time it would take me to say them out loud.

      My motto is:

      To think before you post is like wiping your ass before you shit.

      --
      HTTP/1.1 400
  16. Death imminent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    I work for a major Dutch cable company, in the tech support department. About two years ago, we had about 10,000 customers, built up over a year or two, and were therefore relatively small. Service was fairly good (except for a bad choice in cable modem systems), and improving.

    Then the mother company, French, decided that they wanted to sell us. So, they set a goal for 100,000 customers by the end of the year. That's a lot of growth. Somewhere down the line, they even hired to consulting managers (*expensive*!) to guide tech support and the like.

    The result is obviously guessed: The company is now nearly bankrupt, though a buyer has been found ("Look! Over 100,000 customers!"), and the layoffs have begun to keep the company afloat long enough for fresh capital.

    They destroyed a perfectly functioning company that could have handled quite a bit of painless expansion, simply to increase its value for a sale. Can someone explain to me why this sort of thing would be good for the economy?

    1. Re:Death imminent by vinlud · · Score: 1

      I guess you work for Wanadoo?

      There is also another big example of bad managment in this sector in Holland: UPC. This company bought many small cable networks in The Netherlands, some which were of very good quality, like A2000. In has now grown into a monstruous orginization where all quality and service has gone into thin air... Worst off all, it may go bankrupt taking with it all those small previously well functioning networks :(

      --
      Repeat after me: We are all individuals
    2. Re:Death imminent by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It is probably good for the economy for the same reason as it is good for the economy to decalare highly educated professionals as useless relics because they have passed 40 years of age. It is really funny to read an analysis by some Wallstreet bozo claiming a company is stagnant and not "young and dynamic" anymore based on the facts that the average age of the employees is a bit high and that a search on a select collection of online job indexes revealed that they are not constantly hiring alot of new people. The net result is that people looking for a job get rejected becaue they are too old or respond to a job advertisement that turns out to be an "Opportunity for an unpaid praktikum period" (like anybody wants to work unpaid for a few monts) which is another way of saying "we just advertised that job because management wants to fool the stock analysts into thinking we are a "young and dynamic" company so we brought you all this way to an interview to make you an offer we know you will refuse. Perhaps the management methods you describe are the legacy of the 1980s jukbond kings and takeover pirates?

      --
      Only to idiots, are orders laws.
      -- Henning von Tresckow
    3. Re:Death imminent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This process is good for the economy the same way that university experiences are good for students - continuing professional education. If you have perfect foresight as to the outcome of managerial decisions, then act rationally and either ride the train or get off at the next stop (find another job). If you can't predict the outcome, then learn from other people's mistakes so you can avoid the problems when it is your turn to shoulder the responsibility. Of course, you can continue to live in blissful ignorance if you are a teenager. Cheers.

    4. Re:Death imminent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two reasons.
      1. 90,000 people are better off having decided to purchase your cable services. the benifit they recieve in information and entertainment is more than than the resources (money) they give up.
      2. The company has laid people off, that is to say it uses less resources to deliver the same services. Those resources that were previously consumed are now passed onto others (shareholders). Net result is society gets the same job done with less resources, which then can be used to create other benifits.

      Your paying a stiff price, for society to benifit. Sucks to be you, but it is rational. Many are slightly better off, and a very badly off.

  17. 100% OT!!! Whatever....... by jericho4.0 · · Score: 2
    Research In motion is a fantasic company. (disclaimer: Canadian.). The concept of companies being 'great' came from the U.S., but there's not a lot of that going on now (in Canada or the U.S..)

    We need a new golden age of geeks. Linux and open source aren't enough. We need to have more impact on the society around us, and that can only come through political activity.

    Your vote counts. Your voice can be heard. You just need to speak up.

    --
    "A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing" - Alan Perlis
    1. Re:100% OT!!! Whatever....... by tacocat · · Score: 1

      I would think that social activity might have more benefit than political activity.

      Political activity takes money, lawyers, and the Art of Deception. Things that not many of us have.

      Social activity takes effort, time, people. Things that some of us have.

  18. Blame the stock market? by Kj0n · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I believe this becomes a problem for companies that have gone to the stock market. When a young company is started, it is managed by people who believe in its vision and fortunately, they own all stocks.

    When more money is needed, the stock market is used to to so, but as a result other people own the shares of the company and expect too much from it: they think that the company can still grow as much as it did during itsstartup. When it fails to do so, they blame the management (of course) and replace it in order to make as much profit as possible and in a short time frame.

  19. The New Feudalism by FeloniousPunk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sometimes I have the feeling that the modern American workplace has regressed into a sort of feudal structure, where management is the aristocracy. The MBA is like a patent of nobility, and once you've got it, you're of the blood, and must never again really worry about your existence. If you toady to higher ranking nobility, you'll get a fief (management job) of your own complete with productive serfs (programmers, etc). If your fief is big enough, you can parcel out sub fiefs (lower tier management) to lower nobles (your business school/ frat chums) and be a liege lord.
    And just like back in the day during feuds and other conflicts nobles who lost were almost always treated well by the victors and often were offered chances to switch allegience, today you can easily climb into a good job even if your company tanks (lacking a distinct skill set, managers are fungible; just look at the utterly disparate types of businesses that many CEOs have managed in their careers) and if that fails, there's always the golden parachute.
    Back in the day, there were rarely serious consequences to the behavior of nobility as long as it didn't involve treachery towards those above you, and today this seems to be so with our manager class, at least as far as business decisions go. Being noble was enough.

    --
    I know this because Tyler knows this.
    1. Re:The New Feudalism by mvpll · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You forgot to mention the regulatory mechanism (noble berth then, overpriced higher education generally only attainable by the offspring of nobility now) to ensure your serfs cannot easily attain nobility and the "old money" stays in the family.

    2. Re:The New Feudalism by Yokaze · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Are the world class managers actually MBAs? Does a MBA make you to some "liege lord"? This is the assumption most aspiring MBA seem to have.

      Let's have a look at some world class companies.
      The management board of Daimler-Chrysler:
      1x Engineering and Economics
      1x Engineering and MBA
      2x Economics
      2x MBA
      2x Law
      4x Engineering

      John Palmisano, President of IBM, is has graduated with a Bachelor in social and behavioural sciences.
      Louis V. Gerstner, Jr., Chairman of the Board, has a bachelor in engineering and a MBA.

      The first non-engineer CEO at Sony was Nobuyuki Idei, in 1995. He graduated with a Bachelor of Arts in Political Science and Economics.
      The president of Sony from 1989 to 1995 was Norio Ôga, graduate of Tôkyô National University of Fine Arts and Music.

      The prime requisit of the best managers are very good social skills and a good judgement. A good knowledge of economics is plus, without doubt, but a good knowledge of the matter at hand, too.

      Of course, this doesn't negate your quite correct observation, that there are several managers, which jump of the sinking ship, with their "golden parachute".

      It makes me wonder, how many of those managers are MBAs.

      --
      "Between strong and weak, between rich and poor [...], it is freedom which oppresses and the law which sets free"
    3. Re:The New Feudalism by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      The MBA is like a patent of nobility, and once you've got it, you're of the blood, and must never again really worry about your existence.

      Ha ha ha. You're very funny. Banks and consulting firms are laying off MBAs left right and center. I don't know whether NYC or London has more unemployed MBA/sq km, but they're both pretty high. Lots of people are even leaving the MBA off their CVs now, leading to embarassing silences when you interview them and ask about the gap in their employment history.

      This sort of nonsense might go over well with people who've already decided that they hate corporations and everything about the capitalist system, but it's not backed by a shred of truth. You might as well say that an MS in CS makes someone one of the tech nobility and these people make all the tech decisions - it simply isn't true.

    4. Re:The New Feudalism by PCBman! · · Score: 1

      Ironically enough, MBAs and anybody in administration are generally the first ones fired.

      When was the last time an MBA worked in design and development? This alone makes them VERY good targets for getting fired. For the company to survive you need a product people will buy, and frankly, all the MBA's in the world won't convince people to buy crap (because they can dig their own out of the toilet if they want it bad enough).

      This is blatantly highlighted and made into a joke in the episode of Dilbert concerning the merger with Brainsuck. "The synergy will get you."

      --
      So, when's lunch?
    5. Re:The New Feudalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many semesters of Calculus and Physics are required for an MBA?

      If the answer is "zero", I don't think it even compares to the average BS. Business Administration is just about the same as a social science, in my opinion.

    6. Re:The New Feudalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Getting the higher education now isn't 'easy' in any absolute sense, but it is far more accessible to the common person than 'noble birth' was. Comparing the two is pretty ridiculous.

    7. Re:The New Feudalism by Vagary · · Score: 2

      An even better question is: what the hell are BBAs for? Compared to a MBA you spend double the amount of time learning, you have no other undergraduate degree so you know nothing but Commerce, and yet in the end it's not worth as much as an MBA. Why do people bother?

  20. Make sure you got people who knows business. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Yes, people will mod me down, reply that I'm an idiot but the fact is still that people who actually know how to make business is vital to any company!

    Take a look at the last couple of years pathetic business-models and how many technology companies have been run.

    A couple of examples:

    * We are going to expand. No matter if we have customers or not, we are going to expand just for the . DON'T EXPAND JUST BECAUSE ITS FUN!

    * We are going to spend thousands of man hours (=gigantic cost) and then give our products away for free. Dot-coms and open source development companies are examples of this. FREE DO NOT PAY THE BILLS!

    * We are going to give away this huge product and
    sell this tiny thing thats optional. If you do this you have just teached your customers that a huge product doesn't cost anything, it doesn't make any sense to pay for a tiny part then. This is how peoples minds work. Any business-oriented person knows this but tech-people apperently does not.

    * We are going to sell product X or service Y for this cheap stuff. Why do you think people pay so much for support for enterprise server software or enterprise databases? Because the products are expensive, that makes it possible to charge much for support or third-party software or other third-party products. When the products becomes cheap no one pays as much anymore, it indicate low value. You wouldn't pay $5000 for a car stereo in you fiat, right? Any business or sale-oriented person knows this but most tech-people don't.

    1. Re:Make sure you got people who knows business. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is parentpost moderated down as flaimbait? Is there anything in it thats not true?

      Anyone in this industry knows that technology companies has been mishandled the few last years. All the people who has got fired certainly knows it. Anyone not seeing that is living in denial.

  21. money for nothing? by imperator_mundi · · Score: 1

    It's more a matter of goals; If a company is aimed to increase the stock value instead of make products it's anyway doomed in to the long run.

    The main difference berween M$ and Enron was that M$ did illegal pratices to sell more products while Enron did illegal pratices to cover the fact that selling nothing at all wasn't a great strategy to raise cash.

    1. Re:money for nothing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, M$ does not sell products. They extort money using techniques that are only leagl because of laws that they paid to get passed. On top of that Somewere between 20% and 40% of their revinue comes from investment. The only difference between Enron and M$ is buisness model. M$s buisness model is so convoluted as to make it easy to use creative bookkeeping techniques.

  22. Pump and Dump by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 3, Interesting

    VC's and professional managers who are looking to make a quick buck, even if it consigns the company to the rubbish heap.

    A big cause of this must be preverse incentives. If the new CEO gets lots of stock/options, the overriding incentive is to pump-and-dump the company, which is not a good plan for the long term. Responsibility for preverse CEO incentives lies with the Board.

  23. Re: Businessoriented employes(was:Lets not forget) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    People will mod me down, reply that I'm an idiot but the fact is still that people who actually know how to make business and sell services and products are vital to any company!

    Take a look at the last couple of years pathetic business-models and how many technology companies have been run and have tried to sell stuff.

    A couple of examples:

    * We are going to expand. No matter if we have customers or not, we are going to expand. DON'T EXPAND JUST BECAUSE ITS FUN! Expandations should in most cases be organic, in small companies it should more or less ALWAYS be organic.

    * We are going to spend thousands of man hours (=gigantic cost) and then give our products away for free. Dot-coms and open source development companies are examples of this. FREE DO NOT PAY THE BILLS! Nothing will ever change this fact. And just forget about charging in a later stage. Have you got customers used to the idea of not paying it's extremely hard to change that later.

    * We are going to give away this huge product and
    sell this tiny thing thats optional. If you do this you have just teached your customers that a huge product doesn't cost anything, and then it doesn't make any sense to pay for a tiny part. This is how peoples minds work. Any business-oriented person knows this but tech-people apperently does not.

    * We are going to sell product X or service Y for this cheap stuff. Why do you think people pay so much for support for enterprise server software or enterprise databases? Because the products are expensive, that makes it possible to charge much for support or other third-party products. When the products becomes cheap no one pays as much anymore, it indicate low value. You wouldn't pay $5000 for a car stereo in you fiat, right? Any business or sale-oriented person knows this but most tech-people don't.

  24. I Agree by aluminumcube · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I think Crigley is on to something here, but I don't know if he is exactly right. I think that good companies are ran like dictatorships and by individuals with an almost fanatical control over the entire business process.

    Take Apple. Love or hate Steve Jobs, Apple tends to work as a company from the consumor point of view because everything has been thought of. From the Australian stone floors in the bathroom of Apple Retail Stores, to the brand dress on boxes and the look of OS X... everything works together.*

    (*Note: Not to say that it all works perfectly, but for the most part, it does work)

    Compare Apple to one of those companies that are ran by comitte. I would say Direct TV is a great example. They are in the middle of an access card swap and my DirectTV/TiVo has a banner on the screen telling me to 'Replace your access card now.' Only one problem, I haven't received it in the mail yet, and I can't clear the banner off the screen without replacing the access card.

    I called customer service and was told that my card was mailed out on Oct 11, but they couldn't clear the banner off my screen at all. This, to me, is a symptom of a company being run by a bunch of suit wearing monkies-

    Security Manager - "How are we going to make sure our moronic customers don't just throw the new access cards away?"

    UI Manager - "Simple, we just annoy them with a big message across all their TV screens that won't go away until they replace the card."

    Security Manager - "Great! But what if they don't have the card yet?"

    UI Manager - "Fuck Em! It'll show up SOMEDAY."

    As such, I have called customer support every hour, on the hour and asked them to clear the screen.

    1. Re:I Agree by FurryFeet · · Score: 2

      You know, I think the Apple case supports Cringley. They ousted Jobs, Apple surged a bit and tanked. The got Jobs back, and they fluorished again.
      Plus, Jobs' compensation package is very different to the typical CEO's.

  25. *sigh* by BiOFH · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "But most just felt an increasing ache as their company slowly changed into something they no longer liked."

    This is why I left Intel. Plain and simple. When I suddenly became a mini-manager [not by choice, I assure you] and still had 3 managers immediately above me (who had, in turn, 4 or 5 more above them) I knew it was time to stop drinking the Kool-Aid and get the fuck out. I took a nice separation package and hauled ass without looking back.

    Of course... now I've said it out loud and the Blue Men will come hunt me down or something...

    --
    - I am made of meat.
    1. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      aren't separation packages typically only offered when people are fired?.

    2. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes - he stopped "drinking the Kool-Aid" about
      the same time he started reading slashdot for
      8 hours a day.

  26. amen, brotha... by BiOFH · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why do "the analysts" feel it's imperative and so ungoldy urgent that a company like Intel must grow ALL THE TIME?

    SCENARIO: Me alone in a room with a freaking-out analyst.
    A:"Oh no! They only made $6.2 billion this quarter! That's no more than thet made last quarter! ZERO GROWTH!"
    M:"Yes, but they sold a shitload of parts. They make parts. They sold a shitload. That's good. They sold a shitload the quarter before that. See a trend?"
    A:"Zero growth!!! De-Value them! Down-rate the stock!"
    M: *punches analyst in the groin*

    This is my dream. Then I force him to buy all my worthless stock.

    --
    - I am made of meat.
    1. Re:amen, brotha... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why do "the analysts" feel it's imperative and so ungoldy urgent that a company like Intel must grow ALL THE TIME?

      Because growth is what drives stock value - its the combination of current value (what you are selling) plus the value of future growth (what addtional sales, above current, you'll make in the future).

      If you are growing, and people believe you will continue to grow, your stock rises to reflect the value of that growth. If you don't grow, your stock drops to the value of your existing revenue stream. If you simply make x dollars of profit month per month, your company is going to have less value than one where the X grows consistantly by 10%.

      In the end, it's all about fairly valuing a stock.

      --
      I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
    2. Re:amen, brotha... by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      Why do "the analysts" feel it's imperative and so ungoldy urgent that a company like Intel must grow ALL THE TIME?

      Because they want the stock value to rise ALL THE TIME, and not just when the company has their quarterly dividends.

      In your scenario, you would buy stock in Intel, and it would basically never go up, but occasionally you would earn a dividend (assuming Intel gives one). You might as well invest in a bank.

      Stock prices are basically linked to people's thoughts on the future of the stock. If the company appears to be growing, the stock should rise.

      --

      "And like that ... he's gone."
    3. Re:amen, brotha... by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 2, Funny
      In your scenario, you would buy stock in Intel, and it would basically never go up, but occasionally you would earn a dividend (assuming Intel gives one). You might as well invest in a bank.

      Yes, but given the current stock market, you might as well stick your money in a sock and bury it...

    4. Re:amen, brotha... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2


      Oh yeah, like any stock analyst has ever downgraded any stock...

    5. Re:amen, brotha... by blazin · · Score: 2

      Actually I think it's better to put your money in the couch and then invite lots of people over. We can call the change that falls out of their pockets "interest" or "dividends". It's sure to make more than most stocks and just about every savings account, and definitely more than the sock in the ground.

    6. Re:amen, brotha... by RealAlaskan · · Score: 2
      ... growth is what drives stock value - its the combination of current value (what you are selling) plus the value of future growth (what addtional sales, above current, you'll make in the future).

      There's something wrong with this. Think about it: if you sell everything at a loss, are you going to make it up on volume? You probably were using sales as a proxy for profits, and that's great, but what good does it do me the stockholder for the company to make a profit if I never share it?

      The value of the stock, ultimately, is nothing but the present (i.e., discounted) value of the stream of future DIVIDENDS. Dividends are vital, since if the company doesn't pay out something, someday, why own it?

      Growth does matter, since it will someday enable the company to pay out bigger dividends. Yes, I am aware that there are companies which have never paid a dividend, but still have non-zero stock prices. The market is valuing the expectation that someday, they will stop growing and start paying out, or valueing their ability to attract the ``bigger fools''.

      ``Bigger fools'' will pay more than the present value of future dividends for a stock, in the hope of finding another bigger fool who will pay even more than they did. When there are enough bigger fools in the market, they attract even more, and the result is an asset price bubble. This behavior is self-limiting, since the finite population of bigger fools is eventually exhausted, and the last bigger fool gets badly burned.

      Leaving aside the bigger fools, there is no reason to pay a cent for a company which has never paid a dividend and never will. It can make very good sense for companies to suspend dividends for several years at a time to finance investment which will increase (or enable) future dividends. Growth which doesn't in some reasonable time enable or increase dividends is actually reducing shareholder value.

    7. Re:amen, brotha... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In theory stock prices are set by how much you are willing to pay for the *future* earnings of a company.

      Thus if the company brings in x $ each quarter, and never increases, or decreases, that amount, the future earnings will neither increase or decrease.

      Thus the stock price should stay flat.

      While I agree that a flat stock price is much better than a quickly dropping one, it is also not a good thing.

      Thus an analyst will tell you that because the earnings of the company did not grow, you should look elsewhere for your money.

      Thus people sell, and the price drops.

      That all make sense?

    8. Re:amen, brotha... by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      It would seem to me that so many people do not even care about dividends (or know that they exist). Ask John Q. Daytrader what the key to the stock market is and you'll very likely hear, "Buy low, sell high." He is, of course, referring to a stock's price.

      To many people, a stock's only real value is "Will I be able to sell it at a later date for a higher price?". In an ideal world, this would be, "What are the dividend potentials right now? In a year? In five years? In ten years?" and then buy the stock based on that.

      I mean, wasn't that the whole point to begin with? You give a company some money, and in return you get to be a partial owner who is therefore entitled to a percentage of the company's profits. Nowadays all it seems to be is, "Buy a chunk of Company A. Wait X number of days/weeks/months, then sell that chunk to some idiot for twice what you paid for it." The only real reason a company's stock price should go up is 1)the profits have increased, or 2)it looks like the profits are going to increase withing a reasonable timeframe (the company has had a history of making successful products while turning a healthy profit, etc.)

    9. Re:amen, brotha... by bsane · · Score: 1

      The value of the stock, ultimately, is nothing but the present (i.e., discounted) value of the stream of future DIVIDENDS. Dividends are vital, since if the company doesn't pay out something, someday, why own it?

      Dividends are definately the missing piece in the current stock market. If companies were forced to pay healthy dividends (through market forces or regulation) we would be better off today. Part of the issue is that the tax rate needs to be adjusted so that capital gains tax is not less that taxes on dividends (preferably by lowering dividend taxes). One of the many nice side effects is that companies like Enron and Adelphia wouldn't have billions in the bank for management to creatively steal.

    10. Re:amen, brotha... by MrSubtle · · Score: 1
      In other words, financial analysts can only measure linear growth as measured by financial results in order to predict future prospects for profits. That's a key problem I think. Sure, money is easy to measure, especially if you don't understand people, technology, and organizations. I think two questions make the reality of the situation clear:

      1. What kind of idiot thinks that profits and company growth follows straight lines from the past into the future?

      2. What kind of moron thinks that predictions based on last quarter's balance sheet are more accurate than one based on whether the company is full of creative geniuses working to their best potential with lots of cool stuff in the pipeline or whether it's packed with shortsighted PHBs and petty political squabbles?

      The fact that accountants aren't very good at counting PHBs doesn't mean that counting them isn't a better way of guessing about what the company will be doing a few years down the road.

    11. Re:amen, brotha... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 2

      n other words, financial analysts can only measure linear growth as measured by financial results in order to predict future prospects for profits.

      Growth doesn't hav eto be linear - it can follow any curve you want. It's the expected growth that goes into the calculation. That's why stocks get hammered when the growth stops unexpectedly.

      1. What kind of idiot thinks that profits and company growth follows straight lines from the past into the future?

      Not this one, at least, a sposted above.

      2. What kind of moron thinks that predictions based on last quarter's balance sheet are more accurate than one based on whether the company is full of creative geniuses working to their best potential with lots of cool stuff in the pipeline or whether it's packed with shortsighted PHBs and petty political squabbles?

      No good analyst does (is that an oxymoron?) - they need to understand a company and its business to even have a chance at majking a good caill - but that's a seperate issue from how you value a company.

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    12. Re:amen, brotha... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 2

      ... growth is what drives stock value - its the combination of current value (what you are selling) plus the value of future growth (what addtional sales, above current, you'll make in the future).

      There's something wrong with this. Think about it: if you sell everything at a loss, are you going to make it up on volume? You probably were using sales as a proxy for profits, and that's great, but what good does it do me the stockholder for the company to make a profit if I never share it?

      The value of the stock, ultimately, is nothing but the present (i.e., discounted) value of the stream of future DIVIDENDS. Dividends are vital, since if the company doesn't pay out something, someday, why own it?


      You do share in it - all those non-paid dividends are included in the value of the stock - because the company either sits on the cash or reinevest to grow (of course, if they invest badly, they can decrease the total value of the company). You can recoup the value of your dividends at any point by selling the stock - which in someways better than dividends because you can time the event to best meet your tax and cash needs, not some arbitrary schedule set by the company.

      And a company is worth more than just the dividends it would pay - something that pays a (generally) predictable cash flow is a bond.

      The value of the stock, ultimately, is nothing but the present (i.e., discounted) value of the stream of future DIVIDENDS. Dividends are vital, since if the company doesn't pay out something, someday, why own it?

      The payout comes in the growth of the value of the company - represented by increasing stock price, which allows you to get your share anytime you decide to sell.

      Leaving aside the bigger fools, there is no reason to pay a cent for a company which has never paid a dividend and never will.

      Right. To take a line from MR.T, I pity the fool who bought MSFT when it first was listed.

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    13. Re:amen, brotha... by RealAlaskan · · Score: 2
      >>The value of the stock, ultimately, is nothing but the present (i.e., discounted) value of the stream of future DIVIDENDS. Dividends are vital, since if the company doesn't pay out something, someday, why own it?

      >You do share in it - all those non-paid dividends are included in the value of the stock ...

      You missed my point. If the hypothetical company is NEVER going to pay out a dividend, what do I care about owning it? Why does anyone ever care? It never does me any good unless it pays me money! Growth is great, if and only if it enables larger dividends in the future.

      When a company is able to grow fast, it can make good sense for it to not pay dividends. Retaining the money to finance growth can increase the expected present value of the stream of future dividends enough to outweight the present sacrifice. If this never stops, the company becomes infinitely large, and there is never a payout to the infinitely patient stockholders. The idea that a company can never pay dividends is obvious nonsense, unless you mean that it will go broke before it starts repaying the owners for the use of their capital.

      And a company is worth more than just the dividends it would pay - something that pays a (generally) predictable cash flow is a bond.

      You should know better than that. A bond is a promise to repay money, like an IOU. It is a certificate saying that you have loaned money. A stock certificate is a certificate of (limited liability) ownership. A stock which pays regular dividends has the same sort of value that a bond has.

      A stock which pays a dividend is speculative: you're betting that the dividend stream will reimburse you for the use of your money during the time you own the stock. This is essentially the same bet you make when you buy their bonds.

      A stock which pays no dividends is a bit more speculative: you're betting that it'll start paying dividends before it goes broke, or that someone else will make that bet by buying it from you, or that some bigger fool will take it off your hands at a profit. Further more, you're betting that the future dividends, or the profit you get from that bigger fool, will be enough to compensate you for waiting while you hold the stock.

      To take a line from MR.T, I pity the fool who bought MSFT when it first was listed.

      Imagine that you bought some share of MSFT when it was first listed, and that you never sell any. So far, you've gotten no return on your investment (MSFT pays no dividend, right?). There are three possibilities:
      1) MSFT will eventually start paying a dividend. If it is big enough, it will pay you sufficently to justify your years of patient waiting.
      2) MSFT will eventually go broke. You get no reward for your years of patient waiting.
      3) (included only for completeness) MSFT never pays a dividend, even though it stops growing, as all real things eventually must. You get no reward for your years of patient waiting.

      Number 3 is unlikely: stockholders are already agitating to force MSFT to start paying dividends. Notice that unless you sell, only number 1 gives you any reward. If you are to sell, someone must buy. Only a bigger fool than you will buy unless there is some reasonable expectation of number 1, with the sufficient return.

      My original point stands: the value of a stock is the expected present value of the future stream of dividends.

    14. Re:amen, brotha... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 2

      You missed my point. If the hypothetical company is NEVER going to pay out a dividend, what do I care about owning it? Why does anyone ever care? It never does me any good unless it pays me money! Growth is great, if and only if it enables larger dividends in the future.

      When a company is able to grow fast, it can make good sense for it to not pay dividends.

      The idea that a company can never pay dividends is obvious nonsense, unless you mean that it will go broke before it starts repaying the owners for the use of their capital.


      Dividends are just one way a company can distribute cash to its stockholders. The notion that stockholders never get a payout is wrong, because they can chose to sell the stock at any point.

      You should know better than that. A bond is a promise to repay money, like an IOU. It is a certificate saying that you have loaned money. A stock certificate is a certificate of (limited liability) ownership. A stock which pays regular dividends has the same sort of value that a bond has.

      Not really - bonds (in general) are priced based on interest rates, if a dividend paying stock behaved like a bond, it would be as well. Stocks are based on the present value plus the value of future growth opportunities.

      Imagine that you bought some share of MSFT when it was first listed, and that you never sell any. So far, you've gotten no return on your investment (MSFT pays no dividend, right?). There are three possibilities:
      1) MSFT will eventually start paying a dividend. If it is big enough, it will pay you sufficently to justify your years of patient waiting.


      That's the point - when I want the money, I can sell the stock, or chose to wait if I think it will become even more valuable. As soon as I sell, I realize my return. That is why their are different types of stocks - those that pay dividends, for people who want or need cash flow, growth stocks, for those who want future returns at the expense of cash now, and dot coms, for the real fools.

      My original point stands: the value of a stock is the expected present value of the future stream of dividends.

      It may stand, but it's wrong - as evidneced by the value of companies, such as MSFT, that don't pay dividends.

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  27. Isn't it about time... by DarkHelmet · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Isn't it about time where they have a Cringley icon? A nice little cute icon with Cringley's face? I wouldn't mind it if they had duct tape to his mouth like the censorship guy...

    ...But I'm not going to hold my breath...

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    1. Re:Isn't it about time... by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      Isn't it about time where they have a Cringley icon? A nice little cute icon with Cringley's face?

      A Cringely icon implies a Cringely category, and that will never happen at Slash "one-category-is-good-enough-for-us" Dot. I exaggerate, but have you ever noticed that Linux articles make their way into just about every category available.

      "What's that, a game created solely for Linux? Why, that should go in the Games category! (Who cares that the game only applies to people interested in Linux, not games in general.)"

      Yes, I actually overheard Taco say that one day.

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  28. Sounds like Metricom by silentbozo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Anyone remember Metricom, and their Ricochet network? You knew they were gonna go under when they stopped selling service direct, and started selling through expensive retailers like Worldcom...

    Not to mention other brain-dead tactics like disabling peer-to-peer connectivity between modems, forcing subscribers to migrate to more expensive 128kbps service, and selling modems at a loss in order to induce people to sign up.

    That's one company that so obviously was run into the ground by management bozos. Superior product with manageable growth, replaced by unmanageable spending and excessive debt. Serves the bastards right when they passed up the inital bankruptcy bid of 20mil, and ended up getting bought out for only 8mil!

    The sad thing is every corporate exec that worked for them is probably employed at some hapless company right now. There should be a blacklist of suits circulated around the geek community, so you know to bail when one of these idiots signs on to your company...

    1. Re:Sounds like Metricom by fuzza · · Score: 2, Funny

      There should be a blacklist of suits circulated around the geek community, so you know to bail when one of these idiots signs on to your company...

      <obvious>
      We only need a picture... anyone with pointy hair is a good candidate :)
      </obvious>

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    2. Re:Sounds like Metricom by Dr.+Smeegee · · Score: 1

      > There should be a blacklist of suits circulated around the geek community, so you know to bail when one of these idiots signs on to your company...

      That would be handy... I'll bet the slander suits would "mow, like the harvest" (

      It would be nice to find such a file (Called "Suitwatch.txt" or something) floating around one's favorie P2P network, wouldn't it?

      Hmmmm......

    3. Re:Sounds like Metricom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, I'll bite. Kevin Coleman, the former chief strategist of Netscape. I worked with him before, not at Netscape, and he will destroy your company if he ever gets his hands on it.

    4. Re:Sounds like Metricom by unitron · · Score: 2

      Well, there's already a "suitwatch.com" site "under construction" .

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  29. The flip side by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To be fair to managers, not all of them are complete gits. To for a technology company to suceed it is not enaugh for it to be run by a 24 carat geek with a high as it gets IQ and who loves to hakck code etc... I have seen a number of companies end up living of 2-3 projects, often all of these projects are financed by the same sposor and when that sponsor needs to downsize... Well what you get then is what the Germans are getting now, as Siemens, BMW, MBB and others cancel projects and we see 45000 bankrupcys happen in one year, which in Germany is a post WWII record. What is really needed is a bunch of geeks, marketing people and managers working together. Then and only then will a company do well. If you take a look at alot of those companies he cites as examples of companies who have not been managed to death it is either because their leadersip is well balaced in these three departments or because they happen to have a leader who has a flair for more than just the tecchnical side but also marketing and management.

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    1. Re:The flip side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Siemens? Are you honestly characterizing them as a GOOD company? If you had used one of their cordless phones, I can assure you that you would think otherwise!

  30. Stockholders are the problem... by rodgerd · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why? Stock ownership on the stock market more closely resembles the activity of a sports betting syndicate than actually owning a company; most stock trading is not driven by an individual interested in a company but institutions interested in maximising return.

    The people who actually care about companies are referred to as stakeholders these days - non-C*O level employees, customers, and the communities in which those companies do business. They all have an interest in the long term value of the company (much as sports fans care about thier favourite teams and the quality of the game). Stockholders don't.

    The two problems with executives incentives are these:

    1/ Anyone smart/devious/whatever enough to end up the CEO of a company like Tyco will likely understand very well how to screw the company (and owners, and stakeholders) for all they're worth. If you've hired someone who has a good understanding of the complexities of modern multinaitonal businesses and who is ruthless enough to, eg, fire thousands of people on your behalf, why would you assume that they won't look after number one? It's the rational thing to do.

    2/ GTHe stockholder problem I alluded to above. Funds managers and VCs don't actually give a fuck if the company succeeds, nor do many investors. They care about maximising return, and if that means raping the company into oblivion, screwing staff, communities, and customers, they won't care - because they'll just shift their money elsewhere to someone who is doing it on their behalf.

    Markets have become so efficient and rational in the short term, they're incapable of protecting the long term. And investors have gotten very good at socialising risks (bankruptcy, layoffs, etc) and keeping profits.

    1. Re:Stockholders are the problem... by mmport80 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Markets have become so efficient and rational in the short term

      in fact markets have become astoundingly jumpy and irrational - whether in recent boom or bust times.

      things will settle soon enough, and we can get back to longer term investment - rather than the recent (last 10 years) spate of speculation.

    2. Re:Stockholders are the problem... by spun · · Score: 2
      If you've hired someone who has a good understanding of the complexities of modern multinaitonal businesses and who is ruthless enough to, eg, fire thousands of people on your behalf, why would you assume that they won't look after number one? It's the rational thing to do.

      You have a very different definition of rational then I do. Short term self interest isn't the same as rationality. Screwing over others for personal gain doesn't work well in the long run. Rational beings understand that cooperation is the most efficient solution most of the time. Why make enemies? More to the point, why make desperate enemies who have nothing left to lose by attacking you?

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  31. Ummmmmmm by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm not sure how you come off considering Apple to be one of the best off companies. Yes, they have managed to be successful and stay in bussiness thus far, though their marketshare number have shrunk as of late. However, they don't even compare to the real giants.

    If you want to stay in the tech industry, Microsoft and IBM are two great examples. Both much, MUCH larger than Apple and neither run by a fanatical leader. Bill Gates did exert a great deal of control over MS, however it was still not his singular drive running the company, just his overall vision. IBM, well they just defince the faceless corperation. I bet even most geeks can't name their CEO.

    It's much the same in other industries. Take General Electric. They are, by most measures, the biggest company in the world. They do everything from aircraft engines to lightbulbs to health insurance (really, they are my provider). They have so many divisions it would be impossable for a single person to control them entirely, even if they wanted to.

    I think many Mac fans are so personally facinated with Mac products that they loose sight of the overall picture. Apple is certianly a successful company, of that there is no debate, but they are not a giant, and probably never will be.

    Apple is to the computer industry somewhat like Mackie is to the audio industry. They both make quality products, and make money doing it. They both have a storng following. However, ultimately, both are small time players.

    1. Re:Ummmmmmm by aluminumcube · · Score: 5, Interesting
      My notion that Apple is 'one of the best companies' is more about my personal notion of what makes a great company instead of what Wall Street considers to be a great company.

      In my experience, Wall Street tends to reward all the wrong things. Hell, 2 out of the 3 companies you mentioned (Microsoft and GE) are damn near downright evil cancers on this society's existence. I don't need to defend that statement in regards to Microsoft here on Slashdot, but GE makes nuclear reactors, WMD components, guns (I have a t-shirt with a picture of a GAU-8A cannon from an A-10 Warthog on it with the tag line - "GE We Bring Good Things To Life"). GE is the poster child for the multinational conglomerate.

      I mean, don't you think that there is something funky going on when a company provides both health care and manufacturers guns and nuclear reactors?

      Of course, to Wall Street, that doesn't matter one iota. They make money, lots of it, world be dammed, and that's all the stock market cares about.

      I like companies like Apple, BMW and Bang & Olufsen because they are small companies that have a laser focus on making great products, they treat their customers/employees well and operate very responsibly in an economic environment were making profits at all costs is all the rage. Their secret is quite simple: focus on the higher end of the market, stay small and be happy as a profitable nitch player.

      150 years ago, companies like those would be par for the course, but today, I am an arrogant prick because I purchase their products.

    2. Re:Ummmmmmm by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      Of course, to Wall Street, that doesn't matter one iota. They make money, lots of it, world be dammed, and that's all the stock market cares about.

      I always smirk when I read things like this. Of course Wall Street is about making money - that's what they're paid to do. And plenty of 401(k) holders are glad that they do it.

      What you're saying is akin to your doctor telling you don't worry, there's more to life than good health, you know, or your mechanic saying there are more important things in life than working brakes.

    3. Re:Ummmmmmm by aluminumcube · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Well, I happen to think 401(k) holders are a substantial part of the problem, and probably the most hypocritical parties involved in the current state of corporate America.

      How do you like it when:

      A company sells you a crap product, and you can't return it?

      A company's customer support line has a 45 minute hold time?

      A company doesn't even publish their support number online?

      A company voids your product warranty for a bogus reason?

      A company pays off politicians to get a piece of unconstitutional legislation passed?

      A company plays a culpable part in someone's death because of lax product testing?

      A company pollutes the environment?

      Nobody likes any of these things, probably not even the executives who run the companies that execute strategies involving the above. But do you know why, in part these things happen? Because shareholders (that's you and your 401(k)) demand absolute maximization of shareholder value.

      I think that's wrong and very greedy, and I happen to be an entrepreneur. I refuse to be involved in an organization that puts $$$ in front of everything else and I refuse to be involved in a publicly traded company.

    4. Re:Ummmmmmm by MKalus · · Score: 2

      >>Yes, they have managed to be successful and stay in bussiness thus far, though their marketshare number have shrunk as of late. However, they don't even compare to the real giants.>I think many Mac fans are so personally facinated with Mac products that they loose sight of the overall picture. Apple is certianly a successful company, of that there is no debate, but they are not a giant, and probably never will be.

      Again, why measure success of a company by sheer size? I take it you think an SUV is a perfect car, after all it is big?

      Or to phrase it differently: Just because something is big doesn't make it successful, and just because something is small doesn't make it bad.

      Or to quote from the trailer of "I Spy":

      "What's this? I know size matters but in the Spy world it is the opposit, small good, big bad." (okay, not exactly the line.

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    5. Re:Ummmmmmm by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1
      I mean, don't you think that there is something funky going on when a company provides both health care and manufacturers guns...?
      Uh, no. When you need them, guns are often the very best way to stay healthy. Seems like two peas in a pod to me. :-)
    6. Re:Ummmmmmm by a1englishman · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I mean, don't you think that there is something funky going on when a company provides both health care and manufacturers guns and nuclear reactors?

      No, I do not. I think personal guns are uncalled for, but military weapons are required for national defense.

      In my book, nuclear reactors are no worse than fossil fuel power plants. Our atmosphere is polluted with green house gasses, coal miners used to get black lung or trapped in mine collapses, and we'll run out of these resources. The nuclear industry has a better safety record than the fossil fuel industry, the nazardous waste can be contained, rather than inhaled daily.

      And, if you're talking about nuclear weapons, they have kept a third world war from occuring for some fourty years. As long as everyone realizes how catestrophic the next world war will be, it won't happen.

      I think Suddam realizes this, but I'm not sure if Bush does. The US government's shyed away from Mutually Assured Destruction. Ever since the Evil Empire broke down in financial ruin, it's been shunned. We need to make sure that every tin pot dictator with a nuke knows that if one of our cities is ruined by an atomic explosion, his capital will a memory. It sounds terrible, I know, it is, but so is war.

      Peace is always the answer. The question is, how are you going to ensure it.

    7. Re:Ummmmmmm by PCBman! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you want to see what makes a company great, look at SAS (a business software company). It's privately owned (doesn't owe a damn thing to greedy daytrading stockholders), and management KNOWS that it's strength lies in it's employees (treated like GOD in my opinion--if they only hired EE's I'd drop my resume there in a second, hell I'm thinking of doing it NOW).

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    8. Re:Ummmmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait a minute.

      We are talking about "Apple Computer", are we not? Look at the facts. Apple was highly successful with the Apple IIe in the late 1970's/early 1980's, and was far more successful than a little company called MicroSoft. Steve Jobs was worth far more than Bill Gates, and then a UC San Diego professsor Jeff Raskin started dreaming up a computer that would be known as the Macintosh.

      What happened?

      Call it hubris, or cocky arrogance that began to infect the comapny. When IBM introduced the IBM PC, Apple issued a full page ad that taunted IBM. "Welcome IBM. Seriously." Would they regret those words?

      The successors to the Apple IIE did NOT do well. The Apple III was plagued with hardware unreliability; computer owners had to turn the machine upside down and give it a good bang in order to force chips to settle in correctly. Anybody remember the Lisa? Even though the Macintosh captured the imagination of desktop publishers, it failed to capture the business market. Jobs didn't want to add a hard-drive because it was too "noisy", even though hard-drives were a necessity for the business world. The architecture wasn't built for expandability --- a 180 degree vision from the Apple IIE. The mouse was strictly limited to one-button, not the two or three usually found on the engineering terminals at PARC, again limiting their future market share. The operating system was a non-preemptive multitasking system, and wouldn't be upgraded to the preemptive version until just last year.

      "Laser focus?" We are talking about "Apple Computer", are we not? The same Apple Computer that allowed Macintosh clones to be built during the Gil Amelio era, and then banished the clone makers during the Return of Jobs when Peter Khang's Power Computing got too powerful ? The same Apple Computer that created the cool looking Power Mac G4 Cube with the clear acrylic case -- and then discontinued that product just a year later because, among other things, that case tended to develop cracks? The same company that used to rib MS-DOS for its quirky "command line syntax", and now tries to woo Un*x folk with /switch? The same company that makes QuickTime available for Windows (!ay caramba!) ...for free? The same company that markets the iPod, when it bombed on the Newton, bailed on Pippen, and banished floppy drives from its iMac? The same company that /switched its .Mac users from a free service to a subcription model?

      A "great" company with "laser focus"? Do you work for Apple? Apple certainly has an appealing and fascinating history that captures the public's imagination, but it's a company with a high internal turn over rate and a vision spread too thin to be healthy.

  32. Amen, brother! by rodgerd · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've felt modern capitalism is moving to resemble fuedalism for a while; moreover, what we're seeing now, especially in the States, is the moral problem of capitalism Adam Smith warned about.

    1. Re:Amen, brother! by benzapp · · Score: 1

      America is not a capitalist system, it is a corporate fascist state. It is easy to fall into the trap of believeing this country is free, but it is a lie none the less. We have forced schooling to turn us into slaves, government restrictions that make it nearly impossible for all but the largest corporations to exist, and outrageous taxes foisted on the middle class to keep them from ever saving money.

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    2. Re:Amen, brother! by unitron · · Score: 2

      We have forced schooling to keep the place from filling up with illiterates.

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  33. management vs. actual work by miles1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I heard a good quote a while back: "Technology is dominated by those who manage what they don't understand". If someone from a management or business background comes into a tech company, all they'll be looking at is the bottom line, not what really gets them to the bottom line. It may be naive, but in my view the main role of management should be to support the people on the chalk face who actually produce whatever it is the company sells. Shareholders may come and go, but without a productive workforce, the only way is down. It seems these days the best way to bump up the share price by a few cents is not to announce a new product, but to announce layoffs. You'll probably see the stock drop back to what it was again in a few weeks (or days), but your staff are gone for good, and if you've ass-rammed them just to give the investors proof that you're "doing something" about the stock price, then they ain't coming back. "Remember, layoffs are for life, not just for NASDAQ". Where I work (and I suppose in most companies), they have a stock options scheme we call the "golden handcuffs", where you get given X amount of shares for doing well, but you can't divest them for Y no. of years. If all packages were like this, then you'd get a lot less "locust manager" behaviour i.e. come in, gut the company in order to artificially inflate the stock price so joe shareholder is happy for a few days, and get out with a nice big wad in the back pocket before things hit the wall. If the first thing a new manager was told was "Well, if you're succesful we'll give you lots of shares, but you can't divest any of them for 5 years", then you'd see a lot less Bernie Ebbers around.

    1. Re:management vs. actual work by driverEight · · Score: 2, Funny

      In a related note, you have come close to stating the real purpose of management: To improve the systems by which the company runs.
      (Incidentally Demming, who helped revive the Japanese Auto industry after WWII knew this in the 50's. It is strange that it has taken so long to be accecpted here.)

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    2. Re:management vs. actual work by unitron · · Score: 2

      It's a lot fewer Bernie Ebbers, not a lot less. When discussing countable quantities (1 scumbag fewer, 2 scumbags fewer, etc.) you talk about how many or how few, and for non-countable stuff how much or how little (more scum, less scum).

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  34. Greed by MikeFM · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think there should be some sort of punishment for company execs that put to much into short term growth and not enough into long term growth. Obviously they need to keep enough money coming in to pay everyone and allow modest growth but it's bad for the company, employees, and economy when they quickly inflate their own wallets and then jump ship before the company pops and sinks.

    A great deal of our current economic situation was caused by tech companies doing just this. The worst cases are obviously where company execs sell out leaving all other stock holders and employees holding the bag but it really isn't much better falsely inflating these companies. People are still buying tech. Electronics and other techie gizmos are still hot selling items. Companies are still making a profit from them. There is no real reason for the tech market not to be booming. It's just dead because of the few individuals that were greedy and shortsighted.

    Also I think the concept of day trading is partly to blame. People don't buy stock for long term value. They buy it, try to make a few quick bucks, and sell it again. They don't care where that company will be in five years. They don't care where the world will be in ten years. It's no better than a get rich quick scheme.

    Research and technology drive society forward. They give us new abilities, raise the standard of living, and give people something new to buy. They may not pay out in an immediate obvious way but they are what fuels our economy and lifestyle and should be protected.

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    1. Re:Greed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your sig would be better if it were

      "Coed Naked Netting: Catching all the right crabs"

      Thank you, I'm here all week.

  35. Re: Businessoriented employes(was:Lets not forget) by OldMiner · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Pardon the tangential subject as we wander from over-managment to bad business models. Really, no amount of good management can fix a broken business model. Good management might rewrite a broken business plan and fix an ailing company, but so might bad management rewrite a perfectly function business plan. But back to the point.

    We are going to spend thousands of man hours (=gigantic cost) and then give our products away for free. Dot-coms and open source development companies are examples of this. FREE DO NOT PAY THE BILLS!

    Open source development frequently comes down to an issue of profit through service rather than the product itself. In the case of one kinda big company, they're spending some large money developing and integrating open source solutions to phase out some of their products. Sometimes it works better providing services rather than constantly maintaining one's own proprietary software, or at least it may become easier to maintain when your customers sometimes volunteer improvements.

    The same give-away-the-product, sell-the-support system works for some smaller companies who sell to home users. Good tech support is certainly worth plenty, especially when even mature software can sometimes be confusing.

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  36. Grammar nazism by Ed+Avis · · Score: 2

    Normally I don't do this but this article by Cringely warrants an exception.

    'phenomenae'. What a cretin.

    Are you expected to trust the rest of the article after that?

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    1. Re:Grammar nazism by gclef · · Score: 5, Funny
      [says in small voice]

      'phenomenae'.

      Do Doooo de do do.

      'phenomenae'.

      Do Do Di Do.

    2. Re:Grammar nazism by Ed+Avis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But 'phenomenon' would sound even better.

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    3. Re:Grammar nazism by C-Style · · Score: 1

      Woot! Another old school Muppets fan! :)

    4. Re:Grammar nazism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Woot! Another old school Muppets fan! :)

      Bring that old-school Muppet action! Repr'sent!

    5. Re:Grammar nazism by unitron · · Score: 2

      Apparently he saw your post 'cause now it says "phenomena", which, being preceeded by the word "both" (implying more than one phenomenon) is correct, as it is the plural of phenomenon. Unless you were implying a lack of phnomenalness altogether.

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  37. Bob's got it wrong this week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I usually think Cringely does good research and has clear insights. This week, I believe he's got it wrong.

    Companies do not exist to make traditions. Companies do not exist in order to secure basic technological research. Companies do not exist in order to provide decade long careers.

    Companies exist because you can create more value by putting a number of people under one umbrella than by having everyone in the world make a freelance living. It's simple Adam Smithian division of labour, no more and no less.

    It is always temptimg to decry 'short-term'policies. But the fact remains none of us has a long term crystal ball. Five year plans never happen. Short term thinking is absolutely rational.

    I'm sure it's the case that many 'professional management' teams do a bad job. It may even be the case that they do a worse job than founders motivated by enthusiasm might have done. But there's no inherent caasal factor there. It may well be that Cringeley's unsubstantiated charge of cronyism creates worse teams than some more meritocratic proces might. But he does not demonstrate that.

    Prodcutisng industries all work like Hollywood - one success pays for multiple failures. No-one really understands what will create success. All we are seeing is that in a tight economy people tolerate fewer failures before they become risk averse. That's natural, and rational. It'll swing back again.

    And I am not an MBA :-)

    1. Re:Bob's got it wrong this week by mangu · · Score: 2
      Short term thinking is absolutely rational.


      So, the most rational way to manage a company is to sell the assets and liquidate the company? In most cases, that is what brings the most cash in the short term...

    2. Re:Bob's got it wrong this week by Mark+Gordon · · Score: 2

      "Short term thinking is absolutely rational."

      Have fun with that heuristic. The rest of us will try things more akin to hill-climbing or simulated annealing while you and the MBA's are stuck in a local minimum.

    3. Re:Bob's got it wrong this week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Companies do not exist...

      Then Companies should quit advertising themselves as "a great place to work". What curious affinity can there be for an organization whose ultimate identity is the pure depersonalized leveraging of labor?

      If management does not exist to strike a balance between financial competetiveness and inhumanity, then there is no limit to the indignity labor will be made to suffer in the name of generating an income. This kind of management aims to produce a soulless money maker, nothing else. Of course this is exactly what blue bloods and the pension fund managers want.

      The rest of us are looking for something else. Work dominates our lives and humanizing it makes it more tolerable and make us better at it. That is a worthy goal that more enlightened managers understand.

    4. Re:Bob's got it wrong this week by rnd() · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Traditions, long careers, and research are aspects of a company that are very difficult to accurately value. Thus, if you are looking at a balance sheet to make your decisions you will likely undervalue them.

      What do they mean? Maybe the tradition is to work 12 hour days before a major product release. Maybe long careers are built on the pride of accomplishments past and a look forward at a well-incentivized pension plan. Maybe a company hits the research jackpot frequently and attracts top talent because of how it handles rewards for new patents, etc.

      All of these factors effect the competetiveness of a company, and any smart manager will take them seriously. All of the above are simply characteristics of a company. With poor management they will be undervalued and destroyed, and with good management they will be valued and encouraged, and the company will thrive.

      You may not be able to declare profits each and every quarter, but that will help keep your stock from becoming overvalued and it will encourage the kind of investors that look deeper into a company than only at its stock price. This will lead to steady, sustained growth and less volitility than the competetor who is run by a short-sighted management team.

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    5. Re:Bob's got it wrong this week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of these posts miss the point. As a manager, of course I'll create a humane place to work. If wearing green underpants on my head is what it takes to attract and retain talent, I'll wear the green underpants. But that's all the means to an end: my company is there to maximise the value of an investment. It is not there to make talent feel wanted and happy. The minute as a manager you mix that up, is the minute you start sliding down the tubes.
      Similarly, the minute you say: This quarters results don't matter. I'm shooting for success in ten years, is the minute you start kidding yourself. Nobody has the ten year crystal ball. Imagine having a ten year plan in your Moscow factory in 1988...

      Nick ( I was the original poster on this topic)

    6. Re:Bob's got it wrong this week by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      rnd() is correct.

      At my former job, we were a defense contractor. Specifically, my department did artillery control systems. We had institutional knowledge as to how artillery control worked that even the frickin' ARMY didn't have.

      The type of PHB that Cringely discusses would look and see highly paid older engineers and swing the axe, losing all the incredibly valuable knowledge.

      Of course, I got an email from a friend who still works there... apparently they are now out of the artillery business... I guess the PHBs were there.

      --
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    7. Re:Bob's got it wrong this week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a false statement. For companies of which it's true, yes, wrap them up. sell them, reinvest in something that creates rather than destroys value.

      Most companies are worth far more than the value of their assets. Most companies on the US stockmarket trade - still - at values that are approximately 20 times annual earnings. Their physical assets are worth a fraction of this. Most US companies are overvalued I beleive - but even then they are still worth far more than their assets. But if they're not, they're a waste of time.

    8. Re:Bob's got it wrong this week by The+Cat · · Score: 2

      But the fact remains none of us has a long term crystal ball.

      This has to be a first. A red herring, straw man and non-sequitor all in the same sentence.

      Common sense says that long-term planning is more valuable and less expensive than short-term. Managers who don't agree are idiots.

  38. but also not true by johnjones · · Score: 1

    I mean take a look at apple

    they have a founder

    but dont really have a identity just a attitude
    it nearly brought it to its knees because the management was dual throughout the company technical and business

    job's is not a computer freak he hardly knows how mice work but yet appears to know and thats all that matters to the crowd

    really the only companies that I admire are MIPS IBM Mitsubishi ICI and ARM

    regards

    John Jones

    1. Re:but also not true by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      you've got that WAY wrong. Jobs WAS forced out, and always provided an ambition and a strategy for what an Apple product COULD be. His reverse takeover at Apple is a thing to be marvelled at - and Apple's strategy toward conventional business practice is perfectly expressed in the .mac "debacle". Rather than destroy a highly functional suite of internet services because it's losing the company money, simply charge users for it so the thing can at least LIVE. Innovation is alive and well at Apple, and long may it remain so.

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  39. I disagree... by avery · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I disagree with his assertions that maximizing shareholder wealth at the expense of employee satisfaction is regarded as a good thing in business schools. It is obvious that Cringely has never attended a business school. I am working on an MBA and this is simply not the case. Employee satisfaction and well-being is consistently associated with success.

    Yes, maximizing shareholder wealth should be a goal. Shareholders are the owners of the company. If they aren't satisfied with the direction of the business, then you've got problems. Your board and management team don't mean anything if the shareholders decide to dump them.

    Cringely overestimates managerial influence on the companies that he mentions, but disregards other factors such as economic conditions and competition. Most of those companies simply could not compete with industry leaders.

    Of course, I never take Cringely seriously...

    1. Re:I disagree... by Garg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I am working on an MBA and this is simply not the case. Employee satisfaction and well-being is consistently associated with success.

      Then how come you guys suck at it so much?

      Garg

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      Garg
      Alumnus, Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters
    2. Re:I disagree... by leandrod · · Score: 2
      > Cringely overestimates managerial influence on the companies that he mentions, but disregards other factors such as economic conditions and competition.

      I think you got it wrong. He's not talking about managers as in MBAs. He's talking managers as in people who specialise in managing but don't know the business, and don't value the knowledge.

      He does not restrict the causes of declining to MBAs as you seem to have interpreted him. Rather, he ascribes it to a wide-ranging cultural sickness he has been describing in his last three columns, and of which modern management culture and techniques are part and parcel.

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    3. Re:I disagree... by SheldonYoung · · Score: 2

      Employee satisfaction and well-being is consistently associated with success.

      Absolutely not.

      Well, maybe only if those employees are MBAs. I'd be willing to bet that the vast majority of techies here would be much more statisfied at an interesting job at a company doing marginally than a meaningless job at a company that's raking it in.

      How the company is doing has very little to do with my "employee satistfaction". Give me an interesting job, reasonable hours, freedom to be creative and enough tools to get the job done, and I'll be a happy camper.

    4. Re:I disagree... by avery · · Score: 1

      Give me an interesting job, reasonable hours, freedom to be creative and enough tools to get the job done, and I'll be a happy camper.

      Exactly. I think you misunderstood what I was saying, or perhaps I was misleading. I wasn't saying that success LEADS to satisfaction. Perhaps it does in some cases. I was saying that satisfaction leads to success. Some management theories express this, most notably the Job Characteristics Model. Skill variety, task identity, and autonomy -- all things that you describe -- are all vital to increasing intrinsic motivation, work quality, and job satisfaction. This can make a company successful! Management in most companies really need to concentrate more on job design.

      People seem to have a stereotype of MBAs. Not all MBAs are concerned with the bottom line at the cost of everything else. Some MBAs study behavioral management theory, psychology of organizations, etc.

    5. Re:I disagree... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just got laid off from a company that is a market leader in its field. It use to be the ONLY market leader. It was one of the companies that was instrumental in creating the whole tech economy. In fact it defined Silicon Valley.That company is now being slowly dismanteled to improve sharholder value. I was part of a continuing wave of lay-offs. The people that are being dumped are in many cases some of the companies core talent. But the saddst thing is that the company was succesfull because the employees were the company. That was the corporate culture. Now employees are just replaceble commodities. The very thing that made the company, has been destroyed because of some dim witted MBAs.

    6. Re:I disagree... by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      Then how come you guys suck at it so much?

      The funny thing is, managers bitch about techies just as much as techies bitch about managers. Mostly managers wonder why techies, particularly those who seem to rate themselves quite highly, seem utterly unable to deliver the product when they say they will, and are also unable to release code that isn't full of bugs.

      Companies exist to generate economic value. If you can do that by writing code, so much the better. Last I checked, for all their high ideals about GPLs and free-as-in-beer, techies do like getting paid. If you want that happy state of affairs to continue, drop the juvenile "them and us" attitude.

    7. Re:I disagree... by jelle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Mostly managers wonder why techies..."

      And that is just why often the best managers have been a techie themselves. They understand the work being done and the difficulties involved. They don't have to wonder, they know how to deal with real life instead of wondering why things are not perfect.

      If the problems are a result of the project structure or content (such as... _testing_), thats where the manager can make changes. If the problems are a result of lack of experience or expertise in the people supposed to do the work, thats where he can make changes too. If the manager only wonders and bitches, it's time for a new manager.

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    8. Re:I disagree... by Garg · · Score: 1

      You've mistaken juvenile humor for cynicism and bitter experience.

      Garg

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    9. Re:I disagree... by elandal · · Score: 2
      Yes, maximizing shareholder wealth should be a goal.
      Well, I can agree on this - if we narrow it to maximizing overall long-term wealth.

      A company that makes a hundred mil now is of course good to the shareholders.
      A company that makes 300 mil in 5 years is actually better.
      And one that makes ten billion in 50 years beats both.

      How does the company live to make profit 50 years from now, and why is it better than making some extra now?
      A company lives by considering all aspects, not just next quarter bottom line. I totally condemn quarter-stockmarket valuations - they're not based on anything concrete anyway but are pure speculation, and thus can't be considered to be even a guideline for management practices.
      And why is it better to make lots more in the long run? As if making lots more wouldn't be enough, but basically anything that can be made NOW is based on fairly short term indicators - a few years but not much more - and long-term beats it every time (if there was any long-term viability to start with).
      Also, the intangible values derived from corporate culture and image come into the equation only when they've established - in the long term. Not on the balance sheet, though, so accountant-managers just can't see it.
    10. Re:I disagree... by MrSubtle · · Score: 1

      What you learn at MBA school is to SAY all kinds of things about respecting employees and taking good care of them and listening. In fact they say such things all the time. I have generally found that MBAs do a lot less of all of this than just about any other group. Seriously, is there any other professional category you can think of which is less correlated with these kinds of policies? Lawyers? Salesmen? Anyone?

  40. Yeah like there would be Apple without Jobs... by crovira · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sometimes the company founder goes away, the company gets managed almost to oblivion and then the founder comes back (or some corporate take-over king) and kicks the mis-managers in the ass and turns the company around.

    In either case (founder or take-over king) the company is saved from its own management by throwing them out.

    I have found a use for lawyers and MBAs: Fertilizer.

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  41. Stagnation can be an enemy, too. by SIGBUS · · Score: 5, Informative
    A case in point is the fate of the Schwinn Bicycle Company - what was once a famous Chicago bike manufacturer is now nothing more than a brand name slapped on Chinese bikes sold at Wal-Mart.

    How did that happen? Several factors: first, the third-generation family owners preferred to kick back and party rather than concentrate on the business. Even during the 1970s, the signs were showing. For a long time, they produced a line of lightweight, high-quality bikes in their Chicago plant, along with their heavier, mass-produced cousins like the Varsity. However, the utterly failed to promote them, and they were easily mistaken for the low-end bikes.

    Meanwhile, out in California, people were taking old heavyweight cruiser bikes and fitting them with derailleur gears, and the mountain bike was born. Schwinn basically ignored this trend until it was too late.

    Also, labor strife reared its ugly head. The Chicago factory was unionized, and the United Auto Workers decided that Schwinn workers should be paid on the same scale as GM, Ford, and Chrysler workers. Management's response was to build a plant in Mississippi, which turned into a complete boondoggle. Production eventually was shifted over to the Far East.

    Schwinn eventually went bankrupt, and the pieces were picked up by vulture capitalist Sam Zell. Eventually, the Zell-operated version of Schwinn went bankrupt again.

    It was picked up by GT, went on for a few more years, and went Tango Uniform yet again.

    Now it is in the hands of Pacific Cycle, a mass-marketer whose products grace the shelves of department stores.

    The only member of the Schwinn family who is still in the bike business is Richard Schwinn, who owns Waterford, an ultra-high-end manufacturer located in Waterford, Wisconsin. The factory, once upon a time, built Schwinn's high-end Paramount line. What a pity he didn't have the resources to buy back the name.

    Every time I see a "Schwinn" in Wal-Mart, it sets my teeth on edge.

    --
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    1. Re:Stagnation can be an enemy, too. by tongue · · Score: 2

      dude, you really gotta get out more... :)

    2. Re:Stagnation can be an enemy, too. by dfenstrate · · Score: 1

      Every time I see a "Schwinn" in Wal-Mart, it sets my teeth on edge.

      Yeah, I know what you mean. I bought the last good schwinn at a bike shop before they finished going south- I paid $400 for a Mesa GS. I've beat the crap out of that bike (I weigh 250 lbs) and it just asks for more. A year and a half of hard trail riding and only minor adjustments for service. Hell, the wheels are still true.

      I bought that bike after I wrecked a Walmart bike in A SINGLE RIDE. (hehehehe at least Walmart took it back.)

      Now I go in and see schwinn badges on the same kind of peace of shit bike I destroyed in an hour. I find it incredible that they still have the audacity to put "Schwinn Quality" on the badges.

      My next bike will probably be a Specialized road bike. I too cringe when i see Schwinns in walmart. A sad thing indeed.

      --
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    3. Re:Stagnation can be an enemy, too. by operagost · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's just the Tits Up -> T.U. -> Tango Uniform obfuscation that blew my mind!

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    4. Re:Stagnation can be an enemy, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Production shifted overseas before the plant was built in Mississippi. Giant was building their bikes long before that, and bikes were being imported from Japan in the 70's. Schwinn also dabbled in outsourcing some of their production in the early 80's to Murray, opened a plant in Hungary in the late 80's, as well as buying a third of China Bicycle Company. One of the most important factors in Schwinn's demise was technology, perhaps due to staff cuts in the R&D dept? Due to the change in materials used in producing bikes to more lightweight alloys, their manufacturing process would not allow the use of the lighter materials. See http://www.sheldonbrown.com/varsity.html for a primer on electroforging. IMO, because of the fact that their factory was behind the technology curve at the time, and the labor issues, Schwinn was doomed to fail for not closing their Chicago plant sooner. Schwinn became a relic, used in sales pitches as outdated, heavy pieces of antiquity by competitors. While Schwinn did ignore the MTBs until it was too late, a market segment that may have saved them, their bikes could never be confused with low-end bikes, and to this day their brand loyalty was enough for Pacific to buy the name even though the quality that made them who they were disappeared some 20 years ago.

  42. Microsoft by bLanark · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    from the article: The founder/CEO/technical visionary meets with his board and finds him or herself out of a job. How could this happen?

    If only that would happen at Microsoft!

    (OK, if it's not _that_ funny, mod me down)

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  43. No Tales.... by jhughes · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, I'm pretty thankful I can't add any tales of Managers managing my company to death....

    cuz that'd require something resembling management...

  44. Very Scary by NattyDread · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I suppose that it should be comforting to know that this a common occurrance, and that I am not the only entrepreneur to have been shagged by VC 'professional management', but it's not! After ten years of being modestly profitable ... oh, we had made some mistakes - like going public way too soon (or at all, in my opinion), but we were surving.

    However, we were missing the dot.com boom and the board decided that additional management and new financing were just what was needed to grow the company. Initially the idea seemed like it may be a good thing: it would raise additional financing, which would allow us to accelerate the development of our product ... we, as the founders knew that at a some point other folks would be needed to grow the company.

    In hind-sight this turned out to be a bad move ... what came next very much followed the narrative in Cringley's article. Fifteen months later, the new management had run the company into the ground and disappeared; the VC firm has taken possession of the intellectual property; and the original shareowners (many of them employees) were left with nothing! Now everytime I run into one of my former employees, I am struck with the guilt of having allowed this to happen to them.

    Lessons learned: next time keep the 'professional managers' out until you are ready to detach and walk away ... even, then I would seriously consider selling to the employees first.

    Natty

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  45. Machiavelli - On Troops and Mercenaries by sun2day · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This happened to me. What I would recommend anybody in a similar situation is to read Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince. The book is advice to Princes of small states in Italy in how they should keep control of their states. It was written 500 years ago - but equally applies to Software Start-ups. It is most famous for the quote the "The end justifies the means".

    Any venture capital company should read the chapter "On Troops and Mercenaries" - substitute - Mercenary for Hired Gun Management. Machiavelli say's "Mercenaries and auxiliaries are useless and dangerous" - further on he says "they [Mercenaries] are brave among friends [read the board and head-hunters]; among enemies they are cowards ......... they keep no faith with men; and your downfall is deferred only so long as the attack is deferred; and in peace you are plundered by them, in war by your enemies."

    Basically what Machiavelli goes on to say is that troops don't really fight for money, but for vision and belief in the Prince. If an employee does not believe that the CEO is in for the long haul why should he be?

    I did OK money wise, but this did not stop me going into massive depression for about a year after I was replaced. It feels like somebody messing up your toys....

  46. Bah by CaptainSuperBoy · · Score: 1, Redundant
    He also makes an interesting aside about the founders of the Canadian company, Research in Motion (makers of the Blackberry) and their personal contribution of $120 million for research into particle physics, to illustrate what happens when technical expertise and business success can lead to.

    That isn't a sentence. I for one think Slashdot should post only sentences, particularly on the front page.

  47. Managing a company to death and research at work. by bpechter · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've worked at DEC, IBM, and Lucent's Bell Labs and all three had the problem of promoting to management people who were either not skilled at dealing with people or who were less than technically competent.

    Sometimes the companies would allow these folks to terrorize the staff with rants and threats. Often they judged these managers by how large their group or department was -- not by the work output and timeliness of project results.

    Groups of folks would kiss up to them and they were rewarded with raises and promotions.

    I thought working for a small startup would be better -- but I found the same problem with a computer start-up and a telecom one -- since the managers were all trained in the above big companies.

    I've worked for one good manager in the last 12 years -- in 3 jobs in 3 companies including two of the above biggies. If you get a good manager try to hang on tight...

    Most of them are more even clueless than the HR staff.

    I think I could run a company better by just running it like the budget was my checkbook.

    I saw the contents of the Enron bankrupcy auction and it sickened me. Piles of what looked like under-used computer equipment and aeron chair I bet the janitor had a laptop and docking station.

    As far as basic research... there are few companies doing anything but product oriented work now. The days of Bell Labs doing a lot of serious research are long past. It's been less than spectacular for more than 5 years.

    That was a byproduct of the regulated telecom industry and the profits it brought.

    IBM has always done work with a serious connection to their current and future businesses.

    --Bill
  48. Re: Businessoriented employes(was:Lets not forget) by murdocj · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All of these business models can be traced to having way more venture capital than you know what to do with. I worked for many years for a company that was privately owned. It was extremely well managed, because the owners weren't playing with someone else's money.

    In comes some business yahoos (pardon the term) who don't know squat but have lots of financial backing. They conglomerate a bunch of profitable companies and manage to lose a ton of money... of course, not *their* money. Their only goal is to IPO, cash out, and leave the employees and customers holding the bag.

  49. Sound Familiar by BillBat · · Score: 1

    Welcome to "the company I work for.com" But more mismanaged than over managed!

  50. It is a rare individual indeed by ColdBoot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    who can lead a business from inception to large scale success. It takes different talents and skills. Those adept at starting companies either can't or don't like the routine administration of business. They like to be on the edge, doing it all themselves. Those that can successfully manage a large company aren't suited for start-ups. They can't tolerate the risk and ambiguity of a new business.

    No mystery there.

    1. Re:It is a rare individual indeed by Pvt_Waldo · · Score: 1

      Maybe the key is to just not be concerned about Large Scale Success. I think many companies would be thriving and viable if they would just choose to not "take it to the next level".

  51. Scot McNealy in touch ?!? NOT !!! by TTL0 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    He praises companies like Oracle and Sun because the founder still runs the company, and is in touch with the core of the buisiness.

    What a hoot! Scott McNealy has defined himself by being anti-microsoft instead of pro Unix/Solaris. Just google the guy. He never talks about Solaris, only about how bad Microsoft is.

    Maybe if Sun brought some geeks to the front office, they could bring back some excitement to the Solaris community. Who knows?! Dare I suggest that Sun could even win a benchmark or even make a sale ???

    I think the article is on target even if his examples aren't. Cisco is a classic example of the original visionaries being pushed out.

    *Disclaimer - I have been unemployed for 6 months as a result of my company being bought and subsequently being laid off.

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    1. Re:Scot McNealy in touch ?!? NOT !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just google the guy

      Hmm.. Google as a verb. I like it

      Jeff Wood

    2. Re:Scot McNealy in touch ?!? NOT !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, Googled the guy, didn't see much of anything about Microsoft in the first few hits I tried, got bored, wrote you off. Thanks for playing.

  52. Steve Jobs by Jezza · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The one person that really comes to mind here is Steve Jobs. He got forced out in a board room coup and the company went to hell in a hand basket.

    Now he's back at Apple and things look golden again.

    Perhaps the cure for some of these "sick" companies is to get the founder back to inject some of the old passion back into the company?

    Like him or loath him, Steve Jobs has passion - and that shows in the products. Probably more than anyone else. (I still have my old NeXT boxes)

    1. Re:Steve Jobs by JonMartin · · Score: 1

      Those who have seen Triumph of the Nerds will remeber what Cringely thinks of Steve Jobs (remember Cringely worked for Apple back when they were still based in a garage).

      From http://www.pbs.org/nerds/part3.html (during Jobs' exile):
      "The most dangerous man in Silicon Valley sits in an office in this building. People love him and hate him. Often at the same time. For ten years by sheer force of will he made the personal computer industry follow his direction. With this guy we're not talking about someone driven by the profit motive in a desire for an opulent retirement at the age of forty, no we're talking holy war we're talking rivers of blood and fields of dead martyrs to the cause of greater computing. We're talking about a guy who sees the personal computer as his tool for changing the world. We're talking about Steve Jobs."

      If you have not watched Triumph of the Nerds you should. It is a necessity if you want to understand the PC industry.

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      Serve Gonk.
    2. Re:Steve Jobs by Jezza · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I have a copy. I'd recommend it too, Robert is actually pretty engaging himself. It was shot while Steve was at NeXT. Of course Steve is pretty cool in it, and I think given what's happened since Jobs returned to Apple Mr Cringely's statement appear more justified than ever.

      Of course, I remember the Apple II, and the Lisa. I have a small number of NeXT boxes, so I know Steve's machines pretty well. To really understand what happened after the Mac, you need to have seen (and preferably developed on) the NeXT. Maybe not a comercial success, but it's the machine that changed everything. (And now it's morphed into Mac OS X, it's still doing it!)

  53. Shareholders are parasites on, not owners of a co. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, maximizing shareholder wealth should be a goal. Shareholders are the owners of the company. If they aren't satisfied with the direction of the business, then you've got problems. Your board and management team don't mean anything if the shareholders decide to dump them.


    This attitude is at the heart of the problem. Shareholders do not "own" a company in any useful moral sense. They buy stock because they want the stock to do well, not because they give a toss how well the company does.

    You should invest in a company because you believe in what it is doing. If things go wrong and you lose money, guess what? You made an error of judgement. Tough. The idea that some twat in a pensions company can start telling me how to run my company just because he owns a shitload of my stock is ludicrous.
  54. RIP Ricochet (Metricom) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Having worked at Metricom at the time of the "management change", I watched as the core founders and technologists (many of whom were still in engineering, some of whom were management but continued to provide expertise/experience) who developed the Ricochet get pushed out by the fast ripple of change brought on by Vulcan Ventures' appointments. I followed suit, watching the sh*t roll downhill and hoping to dodge it (which I did, successfully...although I left before the big MCI stock jump, wah. No options exercising for me!)

    Then again, can't be as bad as a company I later worked for -- 22 VP's ran a ~100 person company (and multiple directors had no employees they directed.)

    There are certainly examples of successful companies that ousted their founders (Cisco being probably one of the biggest successes.) The question is, what would Cisco have been if the founders were kept?

    Generally, engineers (and scientists) make poor managers, but engineers and scientists can make senior researchers/architects/designers alongside the MBA's to make sure the books add up and the sales force brings in business. Most VC's, as the author pointed out, are looking for quick profit and bumping off the people with the $.25/share options and seniority is a quick way to make it.

    1. Re:RIP Ricochet (Metricom) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked for a company like that. We had a few vp's, but everyone else was a "director", with very few that had people reporting to them. It really seems like the "new" breed of managers have never done anything else in a company but manage. So, they build the company as how they want to see it - just the top levels, but unfortunately, they are so concerned about how they look to the market that they do not give any money to the directors to flesh out the company.
      Within a couple of years about 20 million was burnt through with little to show for it.

  55. Lockheed too! by kpogoda · · Score: 1

    Just like Lockheed too! Lockheed is in the same type of management downfall as all the other big boys. Little research, mostly production. Should be interesting to see how they make new designs in the future without engineers. Maybe they will have a similar claim to fame like the original stealth fighter made soley by electrical engineers, maybe they will have a new design made soley by management! He he :)

  56. Easier to fail than to succeed by salesgeek · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I really like Cringley's article. That said there's something important that was left out:

    The wealth of a business owner does not come from income but from the value of his or her stake in the business. Ultimately this wealth is "paper" wealth untill the company is sold.

    That means if it is best for owners to sell, they'll "package" the company for sale (this often involves actually reducing the value of the company to a level that someone will buy it). What's more, a lot of the actions that appear shortsighted are acutally long term maneuvers to sell out. Closing down R&D to make your books look attractive is one way to do this. With businesses, "let the buyer beware" is the rule, not the exception.

    One condition that universally sucks is when something happens that makes it appear that the owners of a company's wealth is at risk. Then owners pressure managers to make shortsighted decisions to protect their wealth and often attempt to prematurely sell the company. The results are often mass layoffs and the buyer gets a firm that is cancerous and consumes their company or personal wealth as well.

    At present I own a company. I know my employees will not like it when I decide to sell it. I can't guarantee that they will all come out ahead, but I'll try my best. The reason I started this company was to build it up, and then sell it so that I and my fellow investors could get rich. My employees benefit by having great jobs and some, through ownership options, will be rewarded when the sale happens.

    $G

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    1. Re:Easier to fail than to succeed by scaramush · · Score: 3, Interesting
      At present I own a company. I know my employees will not like it when I decide to sell it. I can't guarantee that they will all come out ahead, but I'll try my best.

      You might want to consider an ESOP. This was recently implemented at my company (They're aiming for 50% ownership over then next 5 years), and I think it's the greatest thing since slice bread.

      In a nutshell: The employees buy shares of the company from the founders. The founders are then able to get equity out of the company w/out selling out to a bunch of outsiders who don't care about long term health of the place, and the employees get to become "stakeholders" in the place that they work. Everybody wins. You might want to consider it.

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    2. Re:Easier to fail than to succeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason I started this company was to build it up, and then sell it so that I and my fellow investors could get rich.


      Too bad there was no mention of what you actually produced.
      If you had at least mentioned that you had a product you half believed in, you wouldn't be so quick to "sell and get rich".

      Everything you just said can be condensed into those four words.
    3. Re:Easier to fail than to succeed by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      In a nutshell: The employees buy shares of the company from the founders. The founders are then able to get equity out of the company w/out selling out to a bunch of outsiders who don't care about long term health of the place, and the employees get to become "stakeholders" in the place that they work. Everybody wins. You might want to consider it.

      I once worked for a company that did something like this. I won't bore you with the details, so let me summarize it thusly: pretty much everyone who participated got shafted.

      Stuff like ESOP and ESPP can be a bit of fun, but it's no substitute for cold, hard cash. What would you say if the company proposed paying you in lottery tickets?

    4. Re:Easier to fail than to succeed by scaramush · · Score: 2

      Well, sorry to hear about the shafting.

      My company matches 10% of my salary and uses it to buy shares in the ESOP. This is seperate from my 401(K) matching, and does not come out of my salary. I consider it a great benefit, but I wouldn't consider it a substitute for salary.

      I have to protest about your "bit of fun" comment. Assuming a large enough stake, ESOPs fundamentally change the power structure of a company. While that's fun on some level, it's not trivial.

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      "...you can steal my woman, but you ain't done nuthin' smart."
    5. Re:Easier to fail than to succeed by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      I have to protest about your "bit of fun" comment. Assuming a large enough stake, ESOPs fundamentally change the power structure of a company. While that's fun on some level, it's not trivial.

      Point taken - the stake in my example was too small to be meaningful.

  57. Imagine! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Beowulf cluster of these! Oh wait, that's offtopic.

  58. Re:Shareholders are parasites on, not owners of a by avery · · Score: 1

    I do agree with your comments. That is the reality -- buying stocks is more like gambling than anything. Shareholders should believe in the companies they invest in, treat their investments as ownership, and seek to advance that company. Then maybe we'd have less people dumping their shares the moment the company posts a loss in a single quarter.

  59. Mod into imaginary numbers? by paiute · · Score: 0

    "Bill Gates did exert a great deal of control over MS, however it was still not his singular drive running the company, just his overall vision."

    Using BG and vision in the same sentence should get you modded off the number line altogether.

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  60. Much of this is because of the Stock Market by wowbagger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Much of the management behaviors decried in Cringley's article are due to the way the Stock Market works today.

    The original idea behind stock was as a way for the company to get money to grow. The stock buyer was counting on getting an annuity - the dividends of the stock. As a result, the upper bound on the current value of the stock was set by the interest rate and the dividends the company paid out - if the interest rate was 10%, and the stock paid $1 in dividends per year, then if the stock cost less than $10/share it was undervalued. If the stock cost more than $10/share, you would do better to invest your money in a bank.

    Thus, stock holders were looking at the long term - what is the company doing to increase the dividends?

    But then people noticed that if they could make a short-term change in the expected return on the stock, the current value would move. Thus, they began to change the short-term operations of the company, to change the estimated dividends (and thus the current price of the stock), then SELL and move on.

    Thus stocks became trading cards, and the current era began. Buy into a company, manipulate the stock price, sell, repeat. (OK, PROFIT! there, I said it, you don't have to.)

    Now, consider this - What if the capital gains tax worked like this:
    If the gain is realized in less than 6 months, then the gain is taxed at 90%.
    If the gain is realized in 6 months to 1 year, then the gain is taxed at 75%.
    If the gain is realized in 1 year to 5 years, then the gain is taxed at 50%.
    If the gain is realized in more than 5 years, then the gain is taxed at 0% (i.e. not taxed).

    Now, consider these scenarios:
    You buy into an IPO, sell when the stock peaks a month later, sell. You get nailed for 90%. Since that is the case, there would be MUCH less demand for the stock, and it wouldn't shoot up so much.

    You buy into a company, manipulate the stock price by gutting it, and pop that golden parachute a year and a day later. You get nailed to the tune of 50%. You are STILL discouraged from these games.

    You buy a house. Five years later, you move from Silly-con Valley to Wyoming, and from a $500,000 house to a $250,000 ranch. You pocket the $250,000, since it isn't taxed.

    I was watching a show several years ago on PBS, wherein a representative of the Federal Reserve was debating a person who's position was "The Fed should just leave the damn interest rates alone and let the market correct itself." The Fed guy said "But we have all this information, and it would be wrong for us not to provide feedback to the system".

    When he said "feedback to the system" I had an epiphany - I am an electrial engineer, control systems are something I've studied at length. Unlike an economist, engineers are trained in mathematical tools to examine systems for stability. One of the things that will make a system unstable is too much lag from stimulus to feedback response - it's called "phase margin". The economy has a very LARGE phase lag - making a change to interest rates today will not take effect tomorrow. Also, there is "gain margin" or frequency response - the higher the frequency response the faster the system will react, but too much will cause oscillation. Systems with a large phase lag need to have a very low bandwidth, or they will oscillate. What my proposed cap gains tax would do is reduce the bandwidth of the system by reducing the gain at high frequencies.

    Now, you can apply a simple check to my proposal - who will it piss off? The Republicans won't like it, since it prevents the very sort of short-term market manipulation that makes money for fatcats. The Democrats won't like it, because it allows middle-class folks to make money long term (so they can retire without relying on the government for assistance).

    And I assert that anything that pisses off both the Republicans and Democrats cannot be a bad thing.

    1. Re:Much of this is because of the Stock Market by Xavier · · Score: 1

      "And I assert that anything that pisses off both the Republicans and Democrats cannot be a bad thing."

      Well, this depends if you want your idea to be aplicated or not ... If everyone is pissed, they won't apply it ?!

      This reminds me the 'Tobin' tax, that looks to be just a good idea, but is also this kind of good ideas that piss off 'Capitalist nobles'

      Well ...

    2. Re:Much of this is because of the Stock Market by cybermace5 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I now have a new respect for my profession (well, once I actually find a job). Everyone said "electrical engineers can do anything" and today you proved it.

      Your control system model of the economy is dead on. After all, what isn't a control system? Economic systems have gains, oscillations, inertia, delays....

      Interesting that you phrase it "cap" gains tax. Because essentially you would be implementing a lowpass RC filter with a capacitance dumping high frequencies to ground (the bottomless pit of taxes). :-)

      Sounds like a really interesting way to look at economics. Maybe someone should write a book about it.

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    3. Re:Much of this is because of the Stock Market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you considered running for Congress in a state district with A LOT of techies running around? I get this strategy, and would most likely vote for you. I'm sure other non-retards would do likewise. ;)

    4. Re:Much of this is because of the Stock Market by lostboy2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Interesting ideas. However, you'd need to fix the Alternative Minimum Tax rules as well for this to work.

      When you exercise (buy) incentive stock options, you incur a tax based on the value of the stock at the time you exercise them. Unfortunately, the amount of this tax does not change, even if the value of the stock changes.

      As an analogy, suppose you buy a car for $1000, but the fair-market value for that car is $11000 at that time. If cars were taxed the same way that incentive stock options are taxed, you would then owe tax on the difference between the value and the price at which you bought it. For this example, let's assume the tax is 30%, so you'd owe 30% tax on the difference ($10000), or $3000 in taxes.

      Now, let's suppose that by the end of the year, the fair-market value for the car has changed to $1. You would still owe $3000 in tax on that car. Strange but true: you'd owe $3000 in tax on a car worth $1 for which you paid $1000.

      This is the Alternative Minimum Tax at work.

      As far as I know, the only way to avoid this Alternative Minimum Tax, is to SELL the stock (or, in this example, the car) before the end of the tax year in which you bought it. If you do sell before the end of the tax year, then any profit you make is taxed as income. If you don't sell before the end of the year, then it's too late -- you owe the tax even if you sell it later.

      This is what happened to stocks in the year 2000. Everyone who had exercised their options were forced to sell their stock to avoid being stuck with an impossible tax burden. I imagine that this is one big reason why the market crashed.

      How do I know this? Because I'm one of the idiots who did NOT sell his stock by the end of the tax year (I didn't understand the AMT as well as I do now, and didn't believe that the tax law could be so broken). As a result, I now owe over $140000 in tax for stock that is worth about $2000. As a result, I will be in debt and paying every penny I earn to the IRS for the next 10 years. And when I sell the stock, I'll get taxed on it again. Sad but true.

      So, I like the idea of the BFT (Big Fat Tax) on people who dump their shares early; but you'd have to repeal/fix the Alternative Minimum Tax as well so that people are not forced to dump their shares, and people like me are not sent to the poorhouse.

      -- D

    5. Re:Much of this is because of the Stock Market by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2

      People have been studying the economy as a "mathematical system" for decades. Goog "econometrics" or "economic model" and see what you get. Mathematical models of the economy have advanced far beyond what engineers normally use in the design of normal circuitry (and this is me speaking as an actual electrical engineer). Some of the best mathematical minds today are working on analysis of economic systems, since engineering and physics have gotten so simple. Besides - you can make a lot of money if you do it right :-).

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    6. Re:Much of this is because of the Stock Market by trixillion · · Score: 1

      A graduate econometrics course is a class that gives economists the willies but which most EE or physics undergrads could sleep through. Yes there have been phsycist who have said, "gee, I have a bag of tools which would be useful in studying the market", as have there been EE's, but as far as policy is concerned they have had no influence. Why? Because the overwhelming majority of economists couldn't tell an eigenvalue from their assholes.

    7. Re:Much of this is because of the Stock Market by jafac · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm very sorry to hear of your plight with the AMT.

      I was smart, and sold all my stock options as same day sales - thus avoiding AMT - but getting bent over by having been taxed as income.
      I agree 100% that AMT is the most boneheaded idea, and actually discouraged people from buying and holding, and was largely responsible for the dotcom crash. Absolutely every person I know at my former place of employment had to do the same thing.

      Fortunately, I had a few extra thou laying around, and when I left, I cashed in and bought a buttload of my options when the price had hit rock bottom, very near my option price. In a few years, these may be a nice addition to my retirement. Unless some other diabolical tax law is devised to fuck us all up the ass.

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    8. Re:Much of this is because of the Stock Market by jefflinwood · · Score: 2

      Well, I've got the engineering degree and all, but I also studied a decent amount of economics. Trust me on this - at the high end of economic modeling, there is a lot of math and complex systems analysis - more than many EE problems. Most any investment bank will have a number of different models they put to work analyzing data and spitting out competing answers. They know all about feedback and what they think various input does to the complex systems underneath the world economy.

      Unfortunately, your proposal takes much of the liquidity out of the real estate, stock, options, and commodities markets. Much like Ralph Nader's proposal to tax every share purchase a small fraction of a penny (i.e if there are 6 billion shares traded a day, and we tax each share 0.1 cent, we can make 6 million bucks a day for the gov't).

      The US relies on "short-term market manipulation" to set a fair price for equities in the market.

      As it is, you pay less capital gains on stocks you hold for a year and sell to the feds. If you lose money, you can take a deduction of your ordinary income - but only if you didn't repurchase the stock in the next thirty days.

      There are some economists and market watchers who feel that capital gains shouldn't be taxed at all, which is an entirely different argument. As a general rule of thumb, the less taxes on capital gains, the better the market performs - one of the legacies of Reaganomics.

    9. Re:Much of this is because of the Stock Market by wowbagger · · Score: 2

      Yes, the banks run a great deal of modeling, but does the government? Remember, the banks have something to lose, and something to gain, but the goverment doesn't.

      As for removing the liquidity of real estate, stock, options, and commodities - is that such a bad thing? If you want liquid, invest in liquid items like certificates of deposit. Besides, a stock would only be not liquid for five years (assuming you refuse to take the 50% hit) - if you are planning for your retirement, you would just start liquidating your older stocks first.

    10. Re:Much of this is because of the Stock Market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Unlike an economist, engineers are trained in mathematical tools to examine systems for stability.

      You're quite wrong about economists, I'm afraid. They most certainly possess mathematical tools for examining the stability of systems. However, the systems they deal with are far more complex and chaotic than those that engineers generally deal with, so the tools are less reliable.

      Sorry to piss on your standard-issue "engineers are smarter than everybody else" party.

    11. Re:Much of this is because of the Stock Market by Zurk · · Score: 1

      so true. *sigh* the current economic models are a pile of utter crap.

      - former economist and now electrical engineer.

    12. Re:Much of this is because of the Stock Market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As Marx said ... previous philosophers were only studying the world. we are trying to change it.

  61. Re: Businessoriented employes(was:Lets not forget) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ibm adds some code at this point but in the long run they will not develop software that they give way. It makes sense for them to do that at this point but there is no chance in hell that they will continue to do that in any significant way.

    Ibm is a service company, THAT is what they do. They will not develop software to give away for free a couple of years down the line from now. They will let others drive themselves bancrupt doing that.

  62. Small company's fate by mikewas · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I signed on to a very small privately held company several years ago. It had survived a number of years, reinventing itself as necessary. A good place to work, interesting engineering, good relationship with customers & suppliers. It was fun.

    Then we went public, lots of money burned, but the product didn't fly high, and the grey-haired managers showed up. The VCs & large institutional investors that now controlled the company brought in management to wring as much money out of the company as possible. Since we weren't a high flyer the large investors didn't care about keeping us alive anymore, they just wanted as much money as possible extracted from it.

    By this point I had bailed, I didn't like the way things were going. As fate would have it, I jumped from the frying pan into the fire, but that's another story.

    It survived for a few more years. Pieces of the company were spun off & sold off. The large investors had gotten a sweet deal on stock, but had to hold it for a several years. A few months after they could legally sell it I noticed the company's stock skyrocket -- then drop .... for 3 days it rachetted up on low volume then dropped on high volume. Several times the outstanding share volume changed hands over those few days.

    By the end of that year the company was dissolved

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  63. He was always the soul... by mtec · · Score: 2, Insightful

    of the machine. As I type this on one of the finest computers I've ever owned (Ti), using one of the most beautiful operating systems I've ever used (though it's still a bit slow), I do feel like I'm benefiting from the result of one man's dream. I have a minor (biz) partner in my company who, on a daily basis, rails about the 'dictator' Jobs and how he 'forces' his descisions on us (ex. the forced march to OS X), while I just see Jobs' iron hand/will as an excellent (Cringley) example of a vision brought to life, and by God I love to type and program on it. Could be that charismatically /founder/vision lead companies are ultimately doomed. How well will Gates pass the torch to the Monkey? Will Jobs passion pass on? Who cares, let's benefit now and enjoy the fruit.

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  64. Figures... by knarf · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's those suits and ties them 'management' folk are wearing. Nearly strangle them, those ties do. Cuts the blood supply to their brains. No wonder they act the way they do.

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    1. Re:Figures... by rwoodford · · Score: 1

      The ties just keep the foreskin from rolling up over thier heads.

  65. Re: Businessoriented employes(was:Lets not forget) by GeekSoup · · Score: 1

    I worked for a small-ish (less than 100 employees when I joined) that was run out of a warehouse. It was 12 years old when I joined. I worked there for three years. In that time, two of the original three owners (one having succumbed to heart disease) sold the company to a much larger company. All the while taking care of their employees. Not so much through bagels and stock options, but by paying a competitive salary, and letting the do their job. The only reason I left was location. The original designers of the core package are still there (think old men with long beards).
    That was a well run company.

  66. Re: Businessoriented employes(was:Lets not forget) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, you are absolutely correct, I managed to forget that one.

  67. The new Totalitariansim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, you've got it all wrong. In feudalism there were mutual obligations between lords and serfs.

    In corporations, obligations only go one way: up (aside from some salary crumbs thrown downward). There is no more company loyalty because corporations destroyed it by indiscriminate layoffs for decades to increase their stock price.

    The management structure is authoritarian at best and totalitarian at worst.

    Quiz question: Can a democratic society survive when the majority of its citizens spend the majority of their time being controlled by totalitarian economic regimes?

  68. Stockholders today are more like... by mtec · · Score: 1

    gamblers with a hot tip. The stock market seems like a big casino populated by Larson cows.

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  69. BS by Enry · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been in company after company where the founder has a great idea, gets the company started, then can't manage or build the company for beans. They all wound up in the scrapheap.

    A sign of a good company is one where the founder(s) realize they can't do any more good for the company and step down in favor of someone with real business sense who can grow the company from there. A better sign is when the founder(s) stay either on the board or as CTO/corporate visionary.

    Sun and Oracle's success are probably flukes. Two success stories does not prove anything. Not when I have 4 stories that prove otherwise.

  70. Inverse relation between MBAs and profitability by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Now that all the numbers are in from the dot-com implosion we have a lot of hard data regarding the backgrounds dot-com employees. Some companies that failed and other companies that are still going. That means we can find out if the number of MBAs help or hinder the survival of a company.

    Since most MBAs lack domain expertise and since the much of the behaviour taught in business school is geared towards stripping a company of assets, I'd have to guess that you're better off without them.

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    1. Re:Inverse relation between MBAs and profitability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...since the much of the behaviour taught in business school is geared towards stripping a company of assets... "

      Really? Care to give an example of a business-school where this is the case?

    2. Re:Inverse relation between MBAs and profitability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "behaviour taught in business school is geared towards stripping a company of assets"

      Ok, what retarded idiots mods this up to 4? Anyone actually beleiving that?

    3. Re:Inverse relation between MBAs and profitability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      He can't give an example because there ISN'T one. I've got an MBA, and I've never heard or read about the "stripping companies of assets model". I can't disprove something that doesn't exist, but neither can someone prove it.

    4. Re:Inverse relation between MBAs and profitability by enjo13 · · Score: 2

      B.S. (and not the 4 year college kind).

      You are better off without bad managers, but what is really the insight into that comment? Your company is also better off without the bad developers, sys admins, and janitors as well.

      MBA's really do provide alot of value to our company. I work at a small company in the Palm sector, we have an MBA who really drives a large part of the company. We are profitable (comfortably profitable actually) and doing very well...

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    5. Re:Inverse relation between MBAs and profitability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > He can't give an example because there ISN'T one. I've got an MBA, and I've never heard or
      > read about the "stripping companies of assets model".

      Harvard Business School is the standard example of the Chainsaw Method.

      Published research in economics journals demonstrates that the only value in an MBA is the contacts you make while at school. If you don't believe me, check out the research yourself.

    6. Re:Inverse relation between MBAs and profitability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are speaking from your personal perspective and personalizing what he is saying. There are hundreds of business schools and thousands of professors in those business schools so I doubt they all teach the exact same material.

    7. Re:Inverse relation between MBAs and profitability by MrSubtle · · Score: 1

      I have no doubt that there are good smart managers out there with MBAs and if you are working with some of them then good for you! You are a lucky guy. My personal experience is that MBAs are a mixed bag, but all other things being equal, if some guy who wants to work for me has an MBA that's a black mark on his record. It doesn't mean I'd dismiss his value out of hand, but it would make me more nervous about him than I would be otherwise. I'd rather work with someone who knows a lot about the company's business than someone who knows a lot about writing memos, calling meetings, and strategizing, but who has no idea how the actual work gets done. This goes in spades for technical companies. It might be (relatively) easy to understand what a shoe company does or what a corn farm does, but understanding the ins and outs of software, IC development, and so on is HARD, and it takes years of intense study to even become stupid about such things. John Scully was a perfect poster boy for the inability to make that leap.

  71. Re: Businessoriented employes(was:Lets not forget) by Night+Goat · · Score: 2

    IBM is most definitely not phasing out AIX. I read that in Network World or one of those other trade magazines, in an article about how AIX has this new feature where users can "split" the server into multiple parts. I don't remember the details on the technology, but I think that IBM is likely backing Linux in case Linux gets some sort of feature that would make a good addition to AIX.

  72. Coca-Cola is a great example by Loco3KGT · · Score: 4, Informative

    Coca-Cola is actually taught as a company that was overly managed. When Ivester took over in 98 or 99 he micromanaged it to the point of negative equity income from bottlers. Before he took over, everyone in the world thought he would be the best guy for the job when the time came. Then it turned out he wasn't and he resigned on his own citing his inability to effectively manage the company.

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  73. Uh.. by Bert+Peers · · Score: 2
    ~Companies do not exist to make traditions. Companies do not exist in order to secure basic technological research. Companies do not exist in order to provide decade long careers.~

    His point is that due to short term thinking, companies do not / no longer exist, period. It's not about who does the best job, cronyisms or meritocracies, but what the job is. If you agree that regardless of what a company is supposed to deliver (value ? paychecks ? etc), it should first of all continue to exist, then he is right that management has been wrong lately in prioritizing personal profit over company lifespan.

  74. Maximising Shareholders Value by noelwelsh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One of the essential problems is that, by law the management are required to maximise shareholder's value. There are lots of things that management can do that will increase shareholder's value (i.e. the value of the stock) in the short-term but may be detrimental over the long-term. Acquiring other companies is a typical action. Alternatively they might try to boost profit in the short-term by slashing staff or research budgets and then angling for a buy-out by a big multinational. All these things are easily defensible. The stock goes up, the shareholder's see their "value" increase and everyone is happy.

    On the other hand we have long-term actions such as basic research that are far harder to justify to shareholders used to the instant returns of recent years.

    If the stock market has less speculators we'd probably see less of the fast money which in term might lead to shareholder's valuing long term actions more. However there will always be people who attempt to make short-term returns, and while this is the case there will always be the urge to cash-in as soon as possible.

  75. Starbucks by lpret · · Score: 2, Informative

    What about Starbucks? Howard Shultz brought in management (underneath and around him) to help build Starbucks -- he said in his book he just looked at companies 2x his size and found management from there. So, in their case it worked. Or is Starbucks still committed to it's core goal or has it changed?

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    1. Re:Starbucks by sirinek · · Score: 2

      Well, they still sell a lot of coffee, so I'm inclined to say yes. :) They do sell other stuff in their stores but by and large they are still a coffee shop.

      siri

    2. Re:Starbucks by BinxBolling · · Score: 2

      Er, the article and this dicussion are about tech companies -- companies that have to create products and ideas in order to succeed. This is a very different sort of business than selling coffee.

    3. Re:Starbucks by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      From your post, it sounds like Howard is still around, and still guiding the company. It's not like the board ousted him in favor of somebody else. He was smart enough to hire experienced professionals to make his vision a profitable reality. It's very different.

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    4. Re:Starbucks by unitron · · Score: 2

      not different than, different from

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  76. Re: Businessoriented employes(was:Lets not forget) by chez69 · · Score: 0

    Your probally thinking of having different LPARs on the same machine. The RS/6000 (p-series, whatever) do that now.

    you have multiple virtual servers running on the same machines. The technology has been in mainframes and as/400 machines forever.

    ( sun has machines that can do this too, I think )

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  77. When the same happens to larger companies... by ph0rman · · Score: 1

    As I read the article, I couldn't believe he wasn't talking about WorldCom. Every point he made rung oddly familiar to me & my co-workers.

    Through the application of same principles Cringely decries, a solid company has become rotten and sucked dry by the vampires of (un)professional managment.

    Simple greed extended to a grandiose scale.

  78. Cisco, Anyone? by RebRachman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Granted, there are plenty of examples of companies which went to pot because the founders were replaced by management-types. There are also plenty of examples of companies that made it because the founders were replaced by management-types.

    It is obvious that you can't run a technology company if you don't understand technology, just as you cannot run Walmart if you don't have a clue what a department store is.

    (Disclosure, I am an MBA.)
    I have been providing services to high-tech companies for a decade, and my business has outlived those of most of my clients, and from my experience, the #1 failing point of companies is developing technology that is really cool but nobody wants, or developing technology that is really useful and not knowing how to make it into a real product. I can't tell you the number of companies I've worked for who have either never heard of a version freeze, or who freeze a version every month only to defrost it a day later.

    Case in point, a good friend called me to ask me in what cases you should translate the user manuals to a different language, for example Portugese. He works for a small hw developer with real international sales. I said "well, you know how much you sell in Brazil, and your salespeople tell you how much more they might sell if people could actually use the product, and you can figure the cost yourself" (this is a system that costs hundreds of thousands of dollars; read, even one extra sale would justify the cost). I continued "You know, just like you figure out whether to add a feature to the product -- you figure out how much it costs to develop the feature, and how many extra sales it will make you over the competition, and then you know if it is worth it, right??" and he was like, "Uh, well, that is a different way of thinking about it. We kind of have a meeting and discuss what to put in the product and usually we are right." Yeah, but it turns out that they don't document the new feature and nobody uses it unless they call the help desk. Etc., etc. This is a company that has been in business 15 years and has had sales for more than 10 of those years and they just went through a first round of layoffs. The obvious only reason they are laying people off is because of poor management by the founders. They should be profitable by now but they are still living off of venture capital.

    You talk about the dotcom boom as if it were some kind of freak accident, but it wasn't. The eager engineers who founded all these companies really truly believed that their ideas and products had added value. And it wasn't only dotcoms -- look at all the telecom and wireless stuff. The dotcom bust was what happens when all those tecchies working out of their garages get a hold of real money. Now they are back working out of their garages, and 1% of them will emerge with something that makes money. Why 1%? Because that is the percentage of leaders out there who can be geeks and managers and marketeers, or who have the common sense to get someone to fill the gaps they don't do themselves. If you are the kind of founder who can't give real power to people who make up for your shortcomings, your company will go belly-up even quicker than the companies with managers who don't understand technology but can at least doctor the numbers.

    1. Re:Cisco, Anyone? by Da+VinMan · · Score: 2

      You talk about the dotcom boom as if it were some kind of freak accident, but it wasn't. The eager engineers who founded all these companies really truly believed that their ideas and products had added value.

      I'm sorry, but I don't think they did think that. They just wanted the money to give them an opportunity to do something fun. It was a good time for that. No one expected a major economic downturn to appear because so many people at once had fun on someone else's dime, but that's exactly what happened.

      Everyone one of those "innovators" lost their jobs, and good riddance I say. I hope they spend a few months serving up lattes at Caribou or some such for their sins. Really... Maybe they'll re-enter the field again in the future and appreciate a decent job and interesting with decent and interesting people.

      It was stupidity on a grand scale and I hope it never happens again in my lifetime.

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    2. Re:Cisco, Anyone? by dcobbler · · Score: 1

      Well, I've got to agree with this, sort of. I'm in charge of a little project that is supposed to be a non-profit but every once in a while the board says "let's try and sell some of these services". The board members who are business-types haven't a clue how our services work and those who are not busines-types haven't a clue why someone would pay for this. They look at me and I'm not a business man and wasn't hired to turn these services into money, in the first place.

      Right about then I think to myself, wouldn't it be nice if I could turn to a VP of Business Development (or some such) and say, 'why don't you get back to them with a feasibility blah, blah, blah' instead of having to duck.

      Man, I think I just defended the MBAs. I need a break....

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    3. Re:Cisco, Anyone? by Felipe+Hoffa · · Score: 2

      It is obvious that you can't run a technology company if you don't understand technology, just as you cannot run Walmart if you don't have a clue what a department store is.

      Not entirely true. Lou Gerstner, the CEO that took the dying IBM and put it back again as one of the world technology leaders, didn't know a lot about computers before he took this job. In fact, he came from managing Nabisco (think snacks) and previously American Express.

      He didn't need to know a lot about of computers. What he had in his favor was being great at what he was hired to do: Manage. In the same way, my boss doesn't need to know more about computers than what I know (that should be a reason for him hiring me), he just needs to be good at managing.

      Fh

    4. Re:Cisco, Anyone? by Felipe+Hoffa · · Score: 2

      An addendum to that:

      When its my turn to manage, I have to use a different skill set than when I've got to code, either alone or in a team.

      Fh

  79. Ars Digita a classic example of Cringley's point by aquarian · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Ars Digita story is a classic example of what Cringely is talking about- a company run into the ground by "professional" managers brought in by the VCs. Here's the story, as told by one of the company's founders:

    http://eveander.com/arsdigita-history

    Even though it's "just one side of the story," the consensus is that it's pretty close to what really happened.

    In the end, the VCs cut a deal with Redhat, who hired a few of Ars' staff to make it look like the company was successfully sold. Fortunately, Ars' great products live on as open source software, OpenACS, and Redhat's CCM. Though Ars' incompetent management pushed CCM as the next, great version of their software, it was never more than vaporware. Redhat has continued to develop it, but it's still not finished.

  80. Reminds me of the Mel Brooks quote... by mtec · · Score: 0

    GOVERNOR: Holy underware! Sheriff murdered! Innocent women and children blown to bits! We've got to protect our phony baloney jobs, gentlemen. We must do something about this, immediately, immediately, immediately!

    ALL: Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!

    GOVERNOR: I didn't get a 'harrumph' out of that guy!

    HEDLEY LAMARR: Give the governor harrumph!

    REPORTER: Harrumph!

    GOVERNOR: You watch your ass.

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  81. What's wrong with nuclear reactors? by daveschroeder · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You keep saying "nuclear reactors" as if it's something evil...grouping them in with "guns" and "WMD". What's wrong with nuclear reactors? (And where do you think our power is going to come from in the future? Not coal, oil, or gas...what then? WIND? LOL!!)

    1. Re:What's wrong with nuclear reactors? by jeremyp · · Score: 2

      The main problem is the cost of disposing of the waste materials i.e. spent fuel and end of life reactors + the danger of nuclear material falling into the hands of terrorists.

      How long do you think our coal or oil is going to last anyway? There's enough oil to last longer than my lifetime (I'm 36) and coal for hundreds of years. We'll have figured out something else long before we run out of fossil fuels. e.g. using todays solar cells, a square 500km on each side placed at the equator would be more than enough to supply all our energy needs.

      Having said all that, there is nothing inherently evil about nuclear reactors as such. Even their problems are probably no worse than those of fossil fuel power stations.

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    2. Re:What's wrong with nuclear reactors? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2

      The main problem is the cost of disposing of the waste materials i.e. spent fuel and end of life reactors + the danger of nuclear material falling into the hands of terrorists.

      If we were allowed to recycle spent fuelrods instead of tossing them, we'd likely have at most 100tons/yr of nuclear waste, mostly low grade.

      How long do you think our coal or oil is going to last anyway?

      The funny thing about that is that burning coal releases more radiation than an equal capacity nuke plant.

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    3. Re:What's wrong with nuclear reactors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll have figured out something else long before we run out of fossil fuels.

      We did. It's called nuclear power.

    4. Re:What's wrong with nuclear reactors? by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      My view on nuclear power: the lesser of two necessary evils. We need power, and a massive amount of it. Nuclear power is no worse than burning fossil fuels, as long as we can safely store the resulting nuclear waste. The main thing preventing widespread adoption of nuclear power is 1)tree-hugging hippies, and 2)the fact that nobody's done long-term studies on the effect "safely" storing nuclear waste has on the surrounding cities and towns (does the cancer/birth defect/[insert other health problem] rate increase in such a way that implies exposure to increased levels of radiation?). And, of course, these studies would actually have to be carried out by a party whose only interest in the outcome is that it be accurate and true, which is unlikely to happen, especially in the near future.

      And if we'd get off our lazy asses and get to the point of being able to send stuff into space cheaply, safely, and reliably, we could always just shoot nuclear waste into the sun, at least until we figure out how to get efficient solar power (at which point we would be harnessing the ultimate source of nuclear power in the solar system, how ironic).

  82. Peter? by giminy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did you get that memo? We're putting the new cover sheets on all the TPS reports now.

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  83. Re:Ummmmmmm WTF by CoolHandLucifer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Have you looked at the BMW logo? Its a propeller - get it? It took two world wars to get this company to focus on making great cars instead of aircraft engines and rockets. This company was banned from production due to war-time activities by international treaties - twice.

    Apple treats its customers well? Three words - Apple Two Forever.

  84. DIY or Die. by SoupIsGood+Food · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm a Gen-X Slacker, but I forgot I was one for almost 6 years. I worked my ass off for this company or that, trusting their management until I got my ass canned, when I'd get another gig paying twice as much. Well, last year the gigs ran out. If you're a Unix admin, you better damn well have at least a Masters in a technology field, 'cuz nobody's gonna look twice at you otherwise. Recruiters tell me there are 150-200 resumes submitted for every open position, and everyday a new tech company folds, or goes through a round of layoffs. While I'm in the top 10% based on my skillset and experience that means there's 15 to 20 people who are in line ahead of me. Some schmoe who spent the last six years figuring out Tetris was N-P for a sheepskin is gonna get the nod because all I ever did was flunk out of art school.

    In short, I trusted that someone knew what they were doing in the big corner office, and now I'm fucked. And it's all my own damn fault, because I forgot the work ethics that brought me into computers and technology in the first place. Time for some of that olde timey religion:

    1) SLACK! The world does owe you a living.

    Screw 80+ hour workweeks for fat checks. I want 10 hour workweeks for fat checks, and a reasonable assumption that the fat checks will keep rolling in with minimal effort. I don't mind hellacious effort up front... being a lazy sysadmin, I know ten hours of scripting and testing can lead to a hundred hours or more of prime goof-off time. (Or, as the case was, time to write more scripts and to string more cable for my corporate overlords.)

    So, by putting in a lot of work that's actually just fucking around with the computer up front, I can spend more time reading comics, posting trolls to /., and drinking. So! Cram a little code, email the hell out of reviewers and tech news blogs, set up a website with credit card ordering information, et voila! Software company. There's probably an open source way to scam money from people with big iron and deep pockets, but I'm too lazy to think of it. Go think of it yourself.

    2) If it's worth doing, it's worth DIY.

    The suit-wearing weasels sold me out. I'll never trust another. "Professional Management" means "porfessional backstabber." Screw 'em. I will learn the fundamentals of business management from one of the many excellent books at my local library, used book store or web bookseller.

    I will learn how to market what I make, and how to balance the books. I will learn how to grow a company. I will never hire employees, but I will pay co-conspirators, and I will figure out a way to make this legal. I will figure out how to run a health insurance/HMO co-op with local small businesses. I will do all this with the meager funds from my teensy, just-above-minimum-wage non-computer job, and I will make any interested Venture Capitalists drink a bottle of robitussin, and I will laugh at them as they hallucnate and tell them to get the hell out. MY company, damnit!

    Because if it's worth doing, it's worth doing my own damn self.

    But first! I will learn Java and low-level C programming, for the things I am now interested in require that knowlege. I'll fake the rest as I need to. In a year, I'll come back to let you know how well I've succeeded. (I can't fail, as I'm already at baseline failure state right now. Any change is an improvement.)

    Slack!

    SoupIsGood Food

    1. Re:DIY or Die. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, you're the real-life version of every troll on /.

      I hope they've got some leftover refrigerator boxes for you downtown under the bridge!

  85. You like crawling around in filth too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... down in the bowels of slashdot

    Just like a little Troll.

  86. Growth and VC by jck2000 · · Score: 1

    One of the issues that neither Cringley nor most of the Slashdot commenters got into with respect to VCs is that (i) their willingness to invest in a company is predicated on the company shifting into a high-growth mode and (ii) in turn, a company's interest in accepting venture capital is often to finance a ramp-up of the scope of their business. This often results in a change in the nature of the business (think of a small web consulting business circa '98 that is planning on turning its internally developed tools into a shrink-wrapped product) that (i) may legitimately require different managerial skills than those of the pre-funding company and (ii) is inherently risky. Additionally, VCs are in the business of making numerous low-probability/high-return bets. If there is a 1 in 10 chance that an investment will return a 20-fold return, it is a good bet for a VC -- and since a VC is able to diversify its risks by investing in 10 such companies, it is not devastated if one of them fails. Employees, however, are unable to diversify their risks and so may not be able to afford to bet their entire livelihood on a long-shot bet even if it has a positive expected value, preferring instead to stay in a lower-risk lower-return mode. Of course, during the dot-com bubble, the assessment (by VCs, company founders (who chose to accept VC funding), employees, the public stock market) of the risks and returns of VC-funded companies was systematically skewed in a way that turned out to be wrong.

  87. Exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never thought I would say this but, Cringly is exactly right. This is what happened to the company I used to work for. We were a profitable software company with an open sourced product and many big legacy customers that depended upon us. After the dotcom crash we were still doing well and decided to take some venture capital to speed up growth. Three months later our CEO was out and a new one was hired. One month after that 1/4 of our management was laid off and dozens of new managers brought in. As soon as we had to carry a huge load of management we were no longer profitable, and have never been since. Rounds of layoffs followed, but they were always engineers who were laid off, never the CEO's cronies. I give the company a year before it dies and the assets are sold off. And this is a company with enough customers that our head of sales once told me we could support all of the company off of our legacy sales without ever selling another unit. I knew there was going to be trouble as soon as they started hiring marketing firms to write web pages for us and sending us ridiculous decree's from on high. We were a primarily NetBSD shop with some FreeBSD and Linux and they send us a memo saying we can't install any freeware on the workstations. The ignorance was astounding. Then they mandated that everyone had to start using Outlook, I mean most people did not even have a windows box available. They killed off all our partnerships where we got paid for every unit our customers sold and made everything a one shot payment with the gaurantee that we would give them support for the next to years and then, I kid you not, hired an ex-marine as the head of support. It was like dilbert come to life all around me. Oh well, I expect to see many of my old co-workers again in the next startup, but I must say, given the inefficiency of this process, I'm not at all surprised by the economic slump. This sort of slash and burn management has made me a communist. I used to think that competition would make for a healthy economy, now I realize it will be a return to feudalism. Greed is not a reason to live.

  88. Schwin, there is also Harley Davidson by COredneck · · Score: 1

    Harley Davidson is popular. But also, the original founders family members bought the company back from AMF and went public. Harley almost went the way of the dodo bird.

    Also, this professionalism can be a bunch of crap. It is the cowboys that make things happens, not some MBA person. At work, I hear stuff on how "we are professionals" and "we should dress like it" (ie, no jeans, boots, etc.), behave on the outside such as refraining from certain activities like motorcycling or four wheeling since it is "unprofessional".

    It was sad that the Dot Com's bombed because they led the way to unshackle the workplace from the unnecessary rules and regs. Morale boosters like relaxed dress code, telecommuting, flex time are being taken away one by one because of the economy being in the hole.

    1. Re:Schwin, there is also Harley Davidson by multimed · · Score: 1
      Harley Davidson is a little bit of another story anyway--as you said, they were very close to disappearing, for a lot of reasons--arrogance and neglecting signs of the market changing among them. Anyway, they got bailed out big-time by the state (primarily because of then governor now HHS secretary Tommy Thompson who's a big Harley fan) decided that HD failing would put too many people out of work and hurt the state economy too much. It ended up working out well, the state funding kept HD solvent, they made a lot of improvements and within a few years (5 or so) were successful enough to repay a lot of the state's money.

      I'm normally a pretty big believer in keeping the government out of things, but sometimes it turns out to be a great move for everyone.

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  89. Is HP going to be another example? by idiosynchronic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Let's poll the big American PC hardware makers as sort of a proof of Cringely's idea:

    Well, IBM is run by the same group of identical white men who's real identity is irrelavent because they're all IBM men. Dell is still run by Michael Dell; same with Gateway and Ted Waitt. (And somehow, the commercials with Teddy talking to a cow that sounds suspicously like Maurice LeMarche taking over the world once again, probably is a prime example of founder-led companies doing silly, if not stupid things) And as we all know, Jobs the radical is driving Apple again. And, if you belive RXC, they're going to be around for awhile. Doesn't mean that they'll make good computers, but that they'll be around for a while.

    But HP . . HP is now being run by Carly Fiorina, a professional manager- who's engaged in corporate warfare against HP's founding heirs . . in a battle to swallow Compaq that had dubious value except to keep Fiorina at the helm for another couple years; and now in the late stages of merger, both companies "redundant" capacities and divisions are being cut. Based on the premise of the article, HP's days are numbered. It may just take a few years for the behmoth to fall down.

  90. A jolt from reality... by mccalli · · Score: 2
    Basically what Machiavelli goes on to say is that troops don't really fight for money, but for vision and belief in the Prince.

    I'm not fighting for anybody. I'm working to produce profit for your company. If I do so, I expect to be well paid for my services. If I don't, then why are you employing me? Time to part company.

    In short, I am explicitly mercenery about how I work. I have no 'vision and belief in the Prince', I have vision in belief in my family. The better I do at work, the more they benefit. And better is measured purely in terms of how much money I can bring back home and how much time I can spend with them.

    Vision and belief in the Prince. Pah. Who do you think the Prince has vision in, hmm? Himself. His successes accrue entirely to himself.

    Cheers,
    Ian

    1. Re:A jolt from reality... by Da+VinMan · · Score: 2

      So, then who is your 'Prince'? Your family.

      That point is that you work/fight for something you believe in. I don't know anyone who accomplished anything who simply wanted to have things . Even the most materialistic people I know feel some deeper meaning in their activity; they don't do it for its own sake.

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  91. Wasn't always this way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    http://adbusters.org/magazine/28/usa.html


    http://unequalprotection.com/

    And we can take it back. The second link has amendments and ordinances for each U.S. state to bring the focus back to the community. Corporate existence is only allowed by our statutes and when they begin to degrade we need to dismantle them or reign in their control.

  92. OpenSource Companies get overmanaged by lordmage · · Score: 1

    From the outside looking in, and being interviewed several times.. and refusing the job. Great Bridge, the ones who were promoting PostGres, seemed to be overmanaged. Too worried with getting management things done and not enough worry about contracts and getting contracts finished and started.

    When you have 3 managers in on one interview, it seems to be overmanaged to me.

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  93. Professionalism can be a barrier to entry, though by Interrobang · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's true, but it's always nice to get into a field on the ground floor. See, one of the problems with professionalism (in the sense of a field's "going professional" and creating, for instance, professional managers) is that it raises the bar for entry, sometimes far too high.

    For instance, I'm pretty sure it was a lot easier to get started in business 100 years or so ago -- you had a trade, and you did it, and "managing" wasn't something that you did as a career, it was something that you did to enable yourself to do all that other stuff you wanted to do (say, in Walt Disney's case, making cartoons).

    Now, with so many fields professionalizing so rapidly, it's very hard to get into them at all unless you've got the appropriate professional credentials and/or (usually and) experience. (Oh, yeah, having friends in high places helps too.) Woe betide you if you don't have these things, because you will suddenly find yourself having to be twice as good as the existing competition to even get into the field, which can be tough when you're competing against people with 20 years' experience.

    And sometimes having your field taken over by august sages and avocationists is not a good thing, either. To use an example I'm most familiar with, look at how dynamic, prolific and vibrant SF publishing was in the 1960s and 1970s. Now that it's been professionalized and commoditized so much, all that dynamism, exuberance (and not necessarily even youthful exuberance), and prolificness (prolixity? although not in the strictest literary sense) has gone out, and it's damn near impossible for a newcomer (of any age) to get published.

    All fields need newcomers, beginners, and dabblers, so professionalism is not necessarily a good thing 100% of the time, especially since the trend lately in technology (and other fields) has been to refine, as opposed to innovate. Where are the innovators going to come from, if we don't encourage people to start doing something? You'd be surprised what novel approaches the "beginner mind" can come up with. Ask me about it sometime...

  94. AARGH. by runlvl0 · · Score: 4, Informative
    For those who couldn't be bothered to read the article:

    "We're lucky in the computer industry that the companies are young and many of them are still run by their founders. I may not always agree with what Scott McNealy does as CEO of Sun Microsystems, but I know McNealy understands what Sun is about because he was there at the beginning and built the first few Sun workstations by hand. Certainly, as long as Microsoft and Dell and Oracle and Adobe have been around, there has been a founder at the helm, and it shows. Love them or hate them, at least these companies have identifiable characters."

    *sigh*
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  95. Anonymous Coward Revealed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Expandations! C'mon dubya, no need to post anonymously. We can tell who you are.

  96. I worked for a company like that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was a small company run by the founder. He was the marketing department of the company by itself and was knowing his product. The VP succeed to convince the board to get rid of him because he spent money on development before a big contract was signed. The VP was now the new president

    The year after the company on book was going good because the big contract was signed just after and money from previous contracts was entering. But the marketing department was now 5 people that were not knowing the products and that were not selling anything. There was no production because there was no new clients wich lower the expense and make the book looks even better. The development at his turn began to be cut because we were selling nothing. That company has turn from a company where the engineers and technicians were 75% of the people to a company where the administration and the marketing was occupying nearly 60% of the position

    I learned just after I quit that the old VP receive a promotion to a bigger company because of the good job he has done :-)

  97. Re: Businessoriented employes(was:Lets not forget) by OldMiner · · Score: 1
    Ibm adds some code at this point but in the long run they will not develop software that they give way

    Um? JFS? High availability linux (linked by parent)? Don't those count as software they've already given away? And I'm sure there's several more examples which I'm not familiar with.

    You're either not doing your research or you're just a troll.

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  98. I launch a meme onto the 'net... by wowbagger · · Score: 1

    I launch a meme onto the 'net
    and hope my point people will get....

  99. Division of Labor by Bob_Robertson · · Score: 2

    Where are the owners, to supervise and discipline the managers they hired?

    In those situations where the motivations of ownership, such as long term view, sustainable use of resources and return on investment, keep check on the motivations of management which tend to be maximal use of resources, imediate return on investment and short-term gain, there is prosperity.

    When the task of management is all that is owned, such as with the "CEO for a day", the individual will focus on their own success regardless of its effect on the company. They are not an owner of the company, they have no ownership motivation toward the company.

    Owners don't have to be good managers, they have to be good owners.

    I suggest Ludwig von Mises "Human Action", which is online at http://www.mises.org/ as an excellent primer on how and why the division of labor works so well.

    Bob-

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  100. No danger there by yuri · · Score: 1

    No danger of Larry managing things to death.

    http://www.oraclebmwracing.com

  101. After a lot of years in the industry... by LineGrunt · · Score: 1

    After a lot of years in the industry, switching back and forth between software and systems engineering, and technical and management positions, I have come to the following insight...

    There are only a few ways of managing things correctly and a HUGE number of ways to fsck things up.

    Un-educated, incompetent or greedy/immoral managers are essentually a long term death sentence on any effort.

    The unfortunate thing is that since there are so many ways of screwing things up and so few ways of doing it right, very few of us get the opportunity to experience what it is like when management is doing their job well.

    Not exactly heaven, but a long long way from the hell of "Death March."

    My $0.02US.

    LineGrunt

  102. Remember Cisco, too! by pdqlamb · · Score: 2

    Cisco's annual report, while the stock dropped some 90% from its peak, noted with pride that the company had increased the number of VPs and upper management by a half this year. Ain't it great? Now we can manage the stock, er, company.

    1. Re:Remember Cisco, too! by lostboy2 · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of $STARTUP[1] where I worked: the Sales & Marketing department had more VPs than "line-staff".

      s/$STARTUP[1]//g;

  103. You can't buy soul (was Re:Steve Jobs) by Genady · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Like the other responder to this I too immediatly thought of Steve Jobs when I read Crigley's bit. I think you can really boil it down to "A company without a soul is doomed to fail."

    I am interested in the Wall Street analysis that Apple perhaps has one of the worst board rooms in the industry, but then leadership by commity almost killed the company before. I see Apple as Steve's ship. He doesn't give you a good idea of where he's sailing, but you know that there will be some pretty cool ports of call along the way.

    It's not like other companies that flounder around with too much market research or board room squabbles about where the ship should sail. It's almost like Steve puts down a 'this is really cool, we should do this' gauntlet and the board and the rest of the ship pull the oars to get there. If you don't like where Steve's going, well there's always Microsoft or OpenSource.

    It would be refreshing is more companies were like this, rather than drafting in Apple's wake.

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  104. Easy Answer: Pay Dividends by Genady · · Score: 2

    You know there was a time, not so long ago, when companies actually shared their profit with their share-holders. They were called dividends, and they let you take the money from you share and re-invest it, or just live off of it.

    The problem these days is that most investing is meant to pump the stock and dump it. If people could gt back to the concept on holding a stock for the dividends maybe real-world factors like profit/loss earnings and such would return to being factors in stock valuation.

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    What if it is just turtles all the way down?
  105. The Main Factor Goes Undiscussed by zanerock · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There are lots of factors that go into success or non-success of a company. Technical inclination, long vs. short term goals, staying in touch, over/under management, etc. But, the number one determinant, which I didn't see a post on, is money.

    I've started a few companies, and though not rich myself, everyone I've ever dealt with in the business community is. And only 1 person out of roughly two hundred was not rich prior to starting their company. And, universally, what was the single fact best correlated to their company's success? How rich they were before they started tho company.

    Gates was rich, and went to Harvard, a school, primarily (especially in 1973) for rich kids. That's where he met Balmer. Money begets connections, which beget success. Other than being rich, the most important thing about Gates was that he isn't stupid.

    I can't find an online bio of Ellison or McNealy, but dollars to doughnuts, their daddies were rich and well connected. Do Horatio Alger stories happen? Yes, of course. Andrew Carnegie was one. That's part of the reason why you hear so much about it, it makes good PR to project the image that most successful people "earned it."

    But, in the common use of the word, it's not true. Under, over, and mis-management all matter, as do brains, staying in touch, technical knowledge, and people skills. But, the most important of these is a *distant* second to money and the connections it brings. Actually, the most important in this group might be third, since my guess is that luck is second most important. (Though you do, to a large extent, make your own luck.)

    Is this mere cynicism? No. I wish the world were different, true, but it is not, so, in order to act most effectively, one must understand the reasons for things. I don't mind that people are rich. I do mind when they attribute it to their "brilliance" when the empirical facts (and I do study the subject) simply do not support such an assertion.

    It's a complicated subject, and I'm not saying that rich=success. I am saying that, in the equation for success, rich has the biggest factor in front of it.

  106. Re:Machiavelli - On Troops and Mercenaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would apply Machiavelli's chapter on mercenaries to consultants more than anything else.

  107. Re: Businessoriented employes(was:Lets not forget) by Jason+Earl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Clearly there were some bad business plans during the "boom," but what really killed these companies was not bad business plans per se, but management that focused solely on increasing the stock price of the company.

    In short, there was less money to be made in building a solid business than there was in erecting the shell of a business and spending money keeping it afloat until after an IPO. The original investors could then sell their shares at vastly inflated prices and abandon ship. The people building these shell companies could easily quadruple their money. Building an actual profitable company is much harder, and the proceeds are generally far smaller.

    On another note. I think that you will find that Free Software service companies (like RedHat) are the wave of the future. The reason for this is simple, they are targetting a business sector that has an absolutely astounding profit margin. Microsoft currently has a profit margin of over 30%. There is still plenty of money to be made undercutting Microsoft's prices. You might not put a $5000 stereo in your fiat, but ask WalMart which stereos make the most money and they will tell you that they make far more money selling $100 stereos than all of the $5000 stereo vendors put together.

  108. Already done in Europe by NigelJohnstone · · Score: 1

    Several of the European tax systems do this.
    Germany for example, if you sell within a year you pay capital gains tax, after a year its free.

  109. Duh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What makes Cringely think there is any real business goal here, other than looting the assets of the companies in most of these cases, or eliminating comp-, er, "consolidating markets", to begin with?

    Cringely strikes me as being too damned credulous to be a good reporter. He should realize that most businessmen these days are fucking liars and cheats from the word go. They have to be, or they won't be businessmen for very long, the way things are done these days. Just because the lies are respectable and accepted with a blind eye does not make them any more truthful. The operative maxim is merely "don't get caught". Like Enron, Worldcom, QWest, Adelphia, etc, etc. etc., who were set up for the fall to begin with.

    They wouldn't be able to get away with so much if journalists weren't for the most part anymore such obliging tools who go along with the sham. I ran across an honest editor the other day, though,- nearly crapped my drawers, and, paradoxically, it threw a wrench in a little plan I had going to catch some mf'ers out- so maybe there's hope.

    Maybe even hope somebody with some reach will start looking into why things are so fucked up, which goes back to governments. But I'm not holding my breath. Just holding my nose while people like Cringely belabor the obvious, invariably in the service, witting or not, of those who would gain (if you can call it that) by matters being made even worse.

    --rgb

  110. That's funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I started reading the title of the article, I thought that discribed exactly how my company is headed. Management gone reorganazation mad, gone meeting happy (they think the phrase 'the meetings will continue until productivity improves' is good advice rather than a joke), thinking that huge levels of processes and procedures to follow aren't added beurocracy. These are all examples of how my company is managing itself to death.

    I work at Sun.

    -- posted anon to protect the guilty :P

  111. Re: Businessoriented employes(was:Lets not forget) by Reziac · · Score: 2

    Your description of the V.C. wasted by those yahoos (a term that long predates the portal) reminds me of how gov't behaves whenever the taxpayers approve a bond measure. Oh boy, money from nowhere! But guess who ultimately pays for it.

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  112. Re:I second the motion... by benzapp · · Score: 1

    ...to establish a black list for the purpose of identifying incompetent managers.

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  113. I'm seeing it too by gruntvald · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Rounds of layoffs, stifling of any creativity. It seems like there's an overwhelming drive towards mediocrity, and an actual fear of high performers, because they would be hard to replace. Oh yeah, and Open Source, which was our darling for a few years, saving us big time, and performing hard is now being replaced with W2K. It's better to run mainstream, so you can hire some MCSE balloon sculptor, than it is to do "great things". Bah.

  114. Re: Businessoriented employes(was:Lets not forget) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you think IBM in a couple of years when Linux is established will continue to spend billions on development that they don't get anything for? It will simply not happen.

  115. The Decline of Tech Support by jafac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Having been a Tech Support professional for several years, I can say that this is the number 1 reason why the quality of tech support has declined throughout the industry. There's a huge push in many companies to make Tech Support into either a profit center, or to minimize the expense of "answering the phones". To that end, the once vibrant job of support rep is now nothing but pure drudgery.
    Typically, the management is "business-based" rather than "technically-based" and so they think like accountants. Things that make sense on their spreadsheet don't always make sense in the real world.

    Such organizations do not value employees that are multitalented. they tend to force people into a narrowly defined role, with no chance for growth, or advancement, or exploring other ways to help customers besides just answering as many calls as possible, getting the customer off the phone as quickly as possible (never mind solving their problem) - as a result - workers who are bright, creative, more likely to solve problems, are hounded out of such organizations as "poor performers" etc. I've seen this happen more times than I care to recall for you here. And as I call in to support lines at other companies, I see things are much the same everywhere. The trend is away from salaried competent professionals, towards hourly-paid mindless phone monkeys. And this trend is driven by "business-based" management. Where I've worked, when the managers were technical people, it may not have been a volume business, but customers were happy, because when they did get through to a support rep, they talked to someone who could answer their problem. In other organizations where I worked under non-technical people, it was quite the opposite.

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  116. Cringly is insane... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Sun and Oracle are suffering precisely because their fanatical founders are still in control! Buisness want's to deal with buisness, not fanatics. It's why Linux suffers so much. No one wants to see RMS, Ellison or McNealey stand up on stage and shout paranoia and diatribe at them. All they want is a solution. Rational discourse. You don't get that from Sun or Oracle anyone that's ever delt with them will tell you that. Oracle especially. They provide nothing. Every single tiny feature will cost you an extra 10 grand. They are both stuck in old buisness models lead by insane mouth pieces. It's no wonder they are dying.

  117. Finance is an insiders game. by mr_e_cat · · Score: 0

    The corporate managers, VC's, bankers, fundmanagers and stockbrokers are part of a tacit conspiracy to rip off small investors and pension fund savers. The tech companies are just pawns in their game. the dot com boom was the most obvious example. The dot commers probably acted in good faith, but we know that the bankers (Goldman Sachs etc) knew thay were hyping hot air.

  118. The question is why didn't the poster mention it? by Ominous+Armed+Cow · · Score: 1

    It's an obvious example and is prominently mentioned in the article.

    Did (selective) bias prompt the poster to mention Microsoft competitors and ignore MS?

  119. Re: Businessoriented employes(was:Lets not forget) by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2

    * We are going to give away this huge product and sell this tiny thing thats optional. If you do this you have just teached your customers that a huge product doesn't cost anything, and then it doesn't make any sense to pay for a tiny part. This is how peoples minds work. Any business-oriented person knows this but tech-people apperently does not.

    Do business-oriented people also know about verb conjugation, and subject-verb agreement?

    Fact is, technical people are not to blame for any of these. Bad business models are begotten by bad business people. Whether the businessperson's background is in technology or hog-farming is irrelevant.

  120. Re:Great idea BUT... by benzapp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I sympathize with your theory here about a rivision to the capital gains tax to prevent abuses. We used to have a tax system that was oppressive against capital gains in the 1970's, and it brought capital investment to a standstill.

    I agree that the current system is flawed, as stock ownership is no longer regarded as giving a small loan to a company. Yet, we still need a way for small company's with an uncertain future to tap capital when necessary. I fear that if short term gains are not allowed, many of those with money will have little incentive to invest.

    Personally, I am not too worried about any of that stuff. I believe the rule of business should be caveat emptor. There will be abuses, but I don't think the cost of those abuses is greater than the cost to society in lost capital...

    Its a sad fact, but going all the way back to the jews forced to live on the island Ghetto in Venice till now, society has always had a tense relationship with those who have money and are willing to lend it. We can rant and rave, but we need their money.

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  121. where to catch the show? by shayan · · Score: 1

    Just a quick question. I have read a lot about this show on /. but I have never been able to catch it. Does anybody know which channel broadcasts this show in Washington DC area? I checked WETA's schedule but didn't see this program on the list.

  122. Actually, the Prince is Satire by hellfire · · Score: 1

    Machiavelli wrote The Prince as a tongue in cheek satire about the ruling class itself. However, despite his intentions, the ruling class completely missed the point and saw the book as a "guide." Today it's still good reading as both a Satire and guide at the same time.

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  123. Netscape PHBs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Kevin Coleman, the former chief strategist of Netscape. I worked with him before, not at Netscape, and he will destroy your company if he ever gets his hands on it."

    You mean C.P. Thompson wasn't the only waste of skin at that company?

    C.P. was in charge of Technical Support, and sent to Stream to tech their techies how to support Netscape. His presentation was little more than a pep-rally speech, the kind of thing you'd expect a salesdroid to present as part of a dog-and-pony show to a potential customer, devoid of any clue that he had even used Netscape in his life.

    But what do expect from a company whose co-founder once said, "We don't have time to do it right."

  124. Did McNealy actually found Sun? by Colonel+Panic · · Score: 1

    I don't think McNealy was the founder of Sun. He was there pretty early on, sure, but I don't think he was a founder. Bill Joy, if I recall correctly, was one of the founders. I think, if I recollect, that McNealy was originally brought in to head up manufacturing.

  125. Still wont work... by TamMan2000 · · Score: 2

    in today's greedy environment people would hold onto stocks only if they produce high dividends in the short term, today's investor will not stick around if the company said that profits will suck for the next year because we need to look out for our future. They would sell and by something that performs in the short term...

    If fact it kinda works that way now... Companies that produse earnings growth consistantly grow consistantly in stock price, regardless of whether or not the business is getting healthier. So the CEO's with their stock options cut everything in sight to maintain growth, so they can boost the price and sell thier options.

    The real problem is that it is very difficult to tell the difference between healty and unhealthy cutting...

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  126. Re: fired for using Oracle? by King_TJ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah, I tend to agree with you. Problem is, most of the people using Oracle made that purchasing decision quite a while ago - when the alternatives weren't so clear or plentiful.

    My last employer, for example, set up Oracle back when it shipped on floppy disks for the installation!

    Once you have all your important/critical data in an Oracle database, it becomes nearly impossible to justify pulling it all back out and migrating to something new.

    True, you grit your teeth every time that maintenance renewal fee comes up (another $35,000 please!) .... but most "TCO surveys" fail to estimate in your true costs of doing a conversion. All those years your I.T. people have been learning and working with Oracle are going to be "down the tubes" after a migration. All the initial money you spent for the thing is for naught. Not to mention, all the time invested in moving the data, setting up Postgres or MySQL for your company's needs.

    I'd really question anyone just now planning a new Oracle database purchase -- but Oracle is probably living nicely off all those who bought into it years ago.

  127. Re: Businessoriented employes(was:Lets not forget) by Iffy+Bonzoolie · · Score: 1

    I don't agree with your assertion that tech people don't know sound business strategy and business/sales do. I think it's completely random whether someone has good business sense (actual good business sense), except they probably need to be pretty smart.

    I've worked for two dot-com startups since I graduated. One founded by Marketing-type managers, the other founded by a Finance-type CEO. Neither situation worked out very well. They made the same mistakes that you outlined, because it was the thing to do! Given any choice between a long-term plan and the short-term plan, they took the short-term... every time! I wasn't impressed with 3 of the 4 Harvard MBAs that ran my first company. So they don't have a good track record in my book.

    Who founds/is in charge of a company has a big effect on what the emphasis is at that company. The marketing people focused on visual design of the product, trade shows, giveaways, tshirts/vests/mugs, info sheets and the web site. The finance people focused on the bottom line, getting the most out of their money, working people as hard as they could, and then getting rid of them when they were burnt-out, firing the "bottom 10%". In both cases, the engineering team was very weak, and there was little focus on building things properly for robustness/speed/maintainablility. And their products suffered for it.

    I DO agree that you need someone with business sense at the helm, or close to it. I think a business-savvy techincial guy is the best kind of person to have in charge of a tech company. A tech-savvy business/sales guy is less effective, and a non-tech-savvy business/sales guy is the pits to work for. Ideally, you'd have someone who knows how to run each department of the company efficiently for that department, or is down-to-earth enough to let people who know how to do it do their job.

    -If

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  128. Re: Businessoriented employes(was:Lets not forget) by King_TJ · · Score: 2

    Sure, but you know what? I don't really think this is a case of "non-business types" not understanding these concepts.

    In fact, it irritates me when some "management type" uses examples such as the .com fiascos to illustrate his/her own usefulness and self-worth.

    In reality, most of these businesses were run by people trying to get rich quick. Everyone was playing games with investment capital that they didn't *really* care if they were ever able to pay back or not. They just wanted to build a big company for themselves, inflate their stock prices, sell out and move on to something else.

    The masses got caught up in all the excitement - and started ignoring the obvious, that this was going to all come crashing down sooner or later. (Hey, why worry? You'll get lots of free stuff, attend some cool parties, and get an inflated salary designing web pages for a year or so, right!?)

  129. You can still ride a Schwinn by K-Man · · Score: 2

    Just get a Waterford and put a Schwinn head badge on it.

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  130. Re: fired for using Oracle? by gorilla · · Score: 2

    This problem actually predates Oracle by quite a bit. There lots of people who have data in a creaky old mainframe database, that they'd like to move onto a more modern database but they can't due to the costs of migration. A lot of data is in IMS, which is so old (1968) that it predates relational database. Imagine having to do all the work that SQL does for you by yourself.

  131. The Compost Management Model by K-Man · · Score: 3, Interesting

    After being laid off from one such dotcom mudpit, I came up with the "Compost Model" to describe what I saw at my former employer. Perhaps "The Mythical Manager-Month" would be a good title for it as well; the engineering dept. rounded out at about 35% managers.

    The "Compost Company" is characterized by the frequent addition of fresh, green layers of management on top, in the hopes that something useful will form at the bottom. Appointments of Senior Managers and Vice Presidents who have never worked for the company, "acquisitions" where managers of failed companies get senior appointments (to "save" the company from its own employees), and a general feeling that experience and technical skills are irrelevant are hallmarks of this type of organization.

    "Demote from within" is the rule here, where experienced employees gradually lose standing and are pushed out. Perhaps the only promotion from within that I saw in several years was one of the ops people to manage the group because no one else would or could do it; he now has a fresh, green VP above him who wants to move all hosting onsite(!).

    Dead layers are left to rot, perhaps due to the principle that managers never get fired. Simply adding an additional layer during each reorganization is the norm.

    I lasted through several waves of this pattern, but when I eventually ended up working, four or five levels down from the CEO, for someone who hadn't been with the company for more than six months, with ten other people on a project that didn't require more than three, I could see the severance check coming.

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  132. Re:Ars Digita a classic example of Cringley's poin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, lord. Not this myth, again. Yes, AD was run into the ground by hired-gun management. But contrary to Eve's delusional rant, the company wouldn't have survived under the management of social retard Philip Greenspun, either. AD was riding the dotcom boom, pure and simple -- even before the company took VC funding, it was heavily dependent on VC dollars that had been put into other companies that were its clients.

    As for your other comments:

    OpenACS is based on a version of the TCL ACS that was developed *after* Philip had been mostly kicked out, and that clearly violates several of the software design principles he preached. It's also not such a great product, though it's certainly better than the old ACS 3.x that was built on Philip's watch.

    CCM is alive and well. The division of Redhat that consists of former AD people is profitable, and client sites are being delivered using CCM. Maybe it isn't "finished", but only in the sense that no software product is ever truly "finished".

  133. Schwinn was too costly for their quality level. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Schwinns were always overpriced and of no better quality than other bikes. They rode on their name and not their product. I'm glad to see them gone.

  134. Feudalism is natural consequence of libertarianism by Eric+Green · · Score: 2
    The anarchists correctly point out that feudalism is the natural consequence of libertarianism (or "anarcho-capitalism", as the anarchists call it). Power ultimately flows from the barrel of a gun, and he with more money can hire more guns. Thus a libertarian "utopia" will invariably degenenerate to a state where the majority of people swear allegience to a liege lord in order to obtain protection from surrounding liege lords -- i.e., feudalism.

    The only way to bypass the power of the gun is via consensus. If the majority of the people refuse to participate in a feudal system, a feudal system cannot operate. At one point in time we had a Constitution in this country that provided a mechanism for organizing and obtaining consensus, but over the past two hundred years the mechanisms therein have been corrupted by (tada!) the power of the dollars in the hands of corporate elites to the point where the mechanisms of government are being used to move the United States towards its feudal future.

    We are already well on the way to the fate of the Roman Empire.

    -- Eric Lee Green BadTux News'n'Views

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  135. Realities of tech company by Eric+Green · · Score: 2
    I have part of the coursework needed to get an MBA under my belt (hey, it was either minoring in math or minoring in business administration, okay?). Behavioral management theory, psychology of organizations, etc., are fine and dandy, but do not substitute for a knowledge of the market that a product fills, and knowledge of what products the customers need, and knowledge of the technology needed to fill those needs.

    Managing people is a necessary, but not sufficient, condition for success in the computer business. A knowledge of the business is needed too. Someone selling hammers should know who uses hammers, what they use hammers for, and some basics about how hammers are built. Having quite painfully experienced what happens when a man whose sole claim to success is taking a trash hauling company to a successful IPO takes over a technology company, I know what Cringely was trying to say on a quite, err, personal, level.

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  136. Amen! by Eric+Green · · Score: 2

    Sounds familiar!

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  137. Hmm.. by Kwil · · Score: 1
    (Disclosure, I am an MBA.)

    I have been providing services to high-tech companies for a decade, and my business has outlived those of most of my clients,
    [emphasis added]

    ..sounds like you've been giving the exact same type of advice that Cringely is talking about.


    I would think that a mark of success for an MBA providing services would be the number of companies that still are in business, rather than the number that aren't.


    But I guess that's why I'm not an MBA.

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    1. Re:Hmm.. by RebRachman · · Score: 1

      You have a point. Of course the problem with being in the "giving advice" business is that nobody wants to take the advice and actually implement it. I actually don't provide a lot of advice to my clients, they can get that from those big consulting firms with lots of MBAs but no hands-on experience... I do more tangible kinds of consulting, providing mostly marketing and investor relations collateral to my clients.

      I do provide some strategic advice, but I can tell you that the quality of the strategic advice I give is inversely proportional to the likelihood that a client will consider what I have to say. Most companies, whether run by MBAs or engineers, are simply not willing to hear anything which challenges their initial assumptions about their business/technology. That's the true business-killer.

  138. Re: fired for using Oracle? by King_TJ · · Score: 2

    Yeah, absolutely. Especially in the case of government offices, it seems like quite a bit of very important information is stuck inside outdated mainframes or minicomputers.

    I should mention that I'm not personally a DBA. I know a little bit, but much of my information is second-hand. (I have many friends and contacts who are DBA's ... so I get to hear a lot about their issues and problems.)

    Nonetheless, I suspect that anyone with mission-critical type data stored on a system constructed back around 1968 has othe pressing concerns that might cause the money to be coughed-up for a migration (whether it was Oracle or anything else modern). Often times, you can't really get repairs done to systems that old in reasonable amounts of time. If the hardware dies on you, what then? Even if you have a service contract with guaranteed service levels, I bet you're paying through the nose for it on systems that old. That sure would tip the tables in favor of a migration, right there.

  139. Yep! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I automatically shudder when I think of new bond package for this or that.

  140. Re: Businessoriented employes(was:Lets not forget) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who do you think funded all of those goofy business models? VCs! You know the expert managers who are supposed to know better.

    Why did they do it? Are they stupid? No. They funded the ventures, bought off financial advisors willing to whore themselves for banking accounts, pushed booming IPOs, cashed out and moved on.

  141. Re: Businessoriented employes(was:Lets not forget) by MrSubtle · · Score: 1

    You are probably right that techies tend to not know much about pricing strategies. That's probably good since they rarely have any say in such things. What always amazes me (as someone who was originally a pure techie and now someone who lives in both worlds)is how many times as a techie I had to explain the basics of market segmentation, price elasticity, channel conflict, and so on to people whose JOB it was to do marketing for my products. None of this stuff is rocket science, but lots of people with fancy titles and education don't seem to know anything about their supposed areas of expertise. I have never met a C++ programmer who didn't know what a void pointer was, but I have met TONS of marketdroids who didn't know what a SKU was or what the difference between sales and marketing is. Why do you think that is?

  142. Re:Shareholders are parasites on, not owners of a by unitron · · Score: 2

    If that pension fund owns more shares in the company than you own, they own a bigger chunk of the company and you need to think twice about calling it "your" company. As far as they are concerned, telling you how to run the company is simply protecting their investment.

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  143. Falling In Love With Our Tools by MrSubtle · · Score: 1
    We have all heard complaints about the narrow-mindedness of engineers who "fall in love with their tools" and end up ignoring the needs of the business and the customers as they explore the glories of technology. I have met a lot of people (misguided ones I would say) who think that's the defining characteristic of engineers. While not all engineers suffer from this kind of narrow vision, it is a very common problem among managers, marketeers, salesmen, and money people too.

    Managers fall in love with their tools. What are their tools? Meetings, memos, policies, org charts, chains of command, manuals, task forces, consultants, management gurus, and paper forms are the favorite tools of managers, and managers fall in love with them. They generate vast empires of paperwork, rules, meetings, councils, and reviews and they forget that there's actually work to be done and organization tools are supposed to support the business, not substitute for it.

    Money people fall in love with their tools too. Their tools are spreadsheets, projections, 10Qs, conference calls, analysis reports, and balance sheets. They convince themselves that if only they can get all the paperwork right the company will be a success and so they sacrifice everything including key employees with special skills and knowledge, long term growth, product quality, and every kind of good sense if it gets in the way of what they think is important. They forget that capital and record keeping are a means to the end of production, not a substitute for it.

    Marketing people fall in love with their tools too. Their tools are slogans, ads, glossy packaging, press tours, focus groups, channel strategies, and (often less than honest) spinfests about what the product is and does. They convince themselves that actual product quality, production costs, operations, and development don't really matter. They forget that packaging and promotion exist in order to help move the product, they aren't a substitute for it.

    It's worth considering what happens in governments where this syndrome is even more dangerous. Bureaucrats have tools they fall in love with too. They can take people's property, make grand plans, bring immortal bureaucratic agencies into being, give money to their friends, send police, and military forces around and force people to comply with their demands. They forget that people have all kinds of goals, products, and activities that are what's important in life. They forget that laws, police, and armies are a way of dealing with criminals and foreign armies, not a substitute for living and thinking for ourselves.

    It is natural to think that your own work is more important, more complex, and more interesting than what everyone else is doing. That's why we see tunnel vision out there so frequently. Seeing the scope of damage that this problem causes in business and elsewhere should give us all reason to think twice before considering the value of what people with very different jobs to be so low or their requirements to simple. That goes in spades for technical companies where nothing is simple and where we don't have good historical guides for how things ought to be organized. We would all do better to stop falling love with our own tools. A cool and fun as they are to use, we need to remember that they are tools for accomplishing things, not ends in themselves.

  144. Re:Ars Digita a classic example of Cringley's poin by aquarian · · Score: 2

    ...contrary to Eve's delusional rant, the company wouldn't have survived... AD was riding the dotcom boom, pure and simple -- even before the company took VC funding, it was heavily dependent on VC dollars that had been put into other companies that were its clients.

    I don't know how you can claim to know this. It's pure conjecture. We have no way of knowing what other clients AD might or might not have had. Besides, last time I looked, Siemens was still around.

    OpenACS is based on a version of the TCL ACS that was developed *after* Philip had been mostly kicked out, and that clearly violates several of the software design principles he preached. It's also not such a great product, though it's certainly better than the old ACS 3.x that was built on Philip's watch.

    The only real difference between ACS and OpenACS is that the original ACS runs on top of Oracle, while OpenACS runs with Postgres. It's simply a port to a free, open source database. There's no other difference. I use/build/maintain both systems every day. The new OpenACS 4.x is a natural progression of ACS/TCL. The main difference between 4.x and 3.x is that 4.x is modular, with a package manager to add/remove modules. This required a bit of rewriting, but it's still basically the same thing.

    As far as violating Greenspun's principles is concerned, I have no idea what you're referring to. But who cares whether some nebbish thinks a product strays from his own vision of the "one true path," as long as it works for the people who are using it. ACS/OpenACS is still as good as it ever was, for all the same reasons.

    CCM is alive and well. The division of Redhat that consists of former AD people is profitable, and client sites are being delivered using CCM. Maybe it isn't "finished", but only in the sense that no software product is ever truly "finished".

    Client sites have indeed been built using Redhat's CCM (a Java rewrite of ACS/TCL), but the software hasn't been republished, so the changes have not made it back to the original toolkit. The current release is still missing a lot compared to the TCL versions, and is nowhere near as well tested. Until whoever is building with CCM republishes with their additions, you're on your own developing with it. Plus, you need Oracle to run it.

  145. stock commet by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 2
    The larger question is how is a good manager or bad manager defined. Part of the problem is the content of the MBA education and its focus on very short terms cycles. In other words, the largest problem is that managerial success is not based on long term viability.

    One solution would be for exectutive bonuses to be held in escrow for one year and the award being contingent on the following year's results.

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  146. Re: fired for using Oracle? by gorilla · · Score: 2
    Nonetheless, I suspect that anyone with mission-critical type data stored on a system constructed back around 1968 has othe pressing concerns that might cause the money to be coughed-up for a migration (whether it was Oracle or anything else modern). Often times, you can't really get repairs done to systems that old in reasonable amounts of time. If the hardware dies on you, what then?

    Just because the system was designed & implemented back then, doesn't mean the hardware is. IMS is a mainframe database. You can buy a brand new Z Series, and install IMS on it, so the data is 30 years old, but the hardware is 3 weeks old.

  147. Re:Ars Digita a classic example of Cringley's poin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I don't know how you can claim to know this. It's pure conjecture. We have no way of knowing what other clients AD might or might not have had. Besides, last time I looked, Siemens was still around.

    How can I claim to know this? Easy, I worked for AD, right up until its acquisition. While I wasn't intimately familiar with every client project, I had passing knowledge of most of them. The majority of them, during the company's profitable period, were shitty little dotcoms with absurd business plans and fat VC checks. Yeah, yeah, Siemens is still around. That's one client out of dozens.

    As far as violating Greenspun's principles is concerned, I have no idea what you're referring to. But who cares whether some nebbish thinks a product strays from his own vision of the "one true path," as long as it works for the people who are using it. ACS/OpenACS is still as good as it ever was, for all the same reasons.

    I agree, nobody should care if the product strays from Greenspun's vision -- but the article and discussion are partly about the supposed importance of founders and their vision. Greenspun liked to preach that abstraction was a hindrance and that modularity and reuse were overrated. He had a fairly low opinion of ACS 4.

    Client sites have indeed been built using Redhat's CCM (a Java rewrite of ACS/TCL), but the software hasn't been republished, so the changes have not made it back to the original toolkit. The current release is still missing a lot compared to the TCL versions, and is nowhere near as well tested. Until whoever is building with CCM republishes with their additions, you're on your own developing with it. Plus, you need Oracle to run it.

    No, you don't need Oracle to run it, any more -- I'm still in touch with the guys working on it, and it plays quite nicely with Postgres, these days.

    The TCL version may have more bells and whistles. But internally most of the developers scoffed at a lot of the marketing literature that enumerated these things. You see, we knew that the bulk of the client sites we delivered reused only the user/groups data model and some basic utility procs, like the database connectivity. Most of the bells and whistles are useless for most sites. Sure, the Java version doesn't have 'ecommerce', while the TCL version does. So what? If you're building a site for a client with ecommerce requirements, there's maybe a 1% chance that you can actually use any of the ecommerce code in the TCL version -- it's so specific to one particular model of commerce and so poorly abstracted that you might as well toss it and build something from scratch.