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Using Neuromarketing to Sell Products

Cyan Peppa writes "Marketplace on CBC, that's a Canadian station for you Americans, had an interesting story on neuromarketing tonight. '...Neuromarketing uses traditional neuroscientific methods to determine the drivers behind consumer choices. Using magnetic resonance imaging (MRI), researchers map brain patterns of participants, to reveal how they respond to a particular advertisement or product. This information can be used as the basis for new advertising campaigns and branding techniques...' Now, I'm no genius, but isn't something like this wrong? Personally, I don't like advertisements tapdancing on the chest of my own free will...What do you think?"

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  1. I dont see this by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 2

    as being that big a difference from just showing the ads and asking people.

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    1. Re:I dont see this by RyoSaeba · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is different.
      Ask people, they might just lie, or reply in a slightly distorded way.
      By using MRI, scientists can know what parts of the brain are / may be stimulated by ads, so what kind of feelings we got when seeing / hearing it...
      Of course it's not (only) because we think product A is funnier than product B that we buy A, other factors hopefully are taken into account too...

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    2. Re:I dont see this by PhilHibbs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      An advert might annoy you, yet cause you to be more likely to buy the product. I can sense you getting annoyed right about now, but I'm talking in general, not specifically about you. I buy Sprite when I'm thirsty - but I really don't know if it's because of the "Obey your thirst" adverts or not. They annoy me, but maybe it is.

    3. Re:I dont see this by sv0f · · Score: 3, Insightful

      By using MRI, scientists can know what parts of the brain are / may be stimulated by ads, so what kind of feelings we got when seeing / hearing it..

      They can't tell what "feelings" a person is experiencing. Emotions aren't individually localizable to regions of the brain.

      They can tell whether an area of the brain generally responsible for emotions (e.g., orbitofrontal cortex) is being engaged versus one generally responsible for deliberate reasoning (e.g., the dorsolateral prefrontal cortex). This could reveal whether an ad prompts emotional or logical responses, generally speaking.

      But that's about it given the limitations of the technology and cognitive neuroscience.

      Disclaimer: The site was borderline slashdotted so I couldn't read the source article.

    4. Re:I dont see this by Xformer · · Score: 2, Funny

      So they'll need a video camera keeping an eye on the viewer as well...

      A really stupid ad gets shown, emotion region fires, face registers puzzlement. Therefore, we should show this ad. No wait, that's not right...

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    5. Re:I dont see this by stilwebm · · Score: 2

      Ultimately this will lead to all ads having attractive and nearly nude women (or attractive men for female markets). The male reaction to seeing an attractive female is similar to the reaction of recieving a small dose of heroine when mapped in the brain. When seeing an attractive man, men usually develop a response of anger when mapped in the brain.

    6. Re:I dont see this by Tassach · · Score: 2
      The whole idea rests on the (unproven) hypothesis that a particular reading on an MRI has a direct correlation to an ad's effectiveness. Ads can be effective in two ways: first, by causing an immediate decision to buy (Call now!), and second by building brand awareness (which hopefully influences future buying decisions and/or maintains customer loyalty).

      It would seem to me that the first kind of ad would be easier to evaluate with this kind of technique: you either provoke an immediate favorable reaction or you don't. That works fine for products that can be purchased on impulse (EG: small appliance) or where you can generate an immediate sales lead for a major purchase (EG: Car Insurance, Mortgage Refinancing). But take something like a car purchase: virtually noone buys a car on impulse (even people who are actively car shopping), so ads like this have to focus on building positive brand awareness over time. That's probably not something you can measure immediately.

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  2. This sounds strangely familiar! by MikeDX · · Score: 5, Funny

    Voice over: Lightspeed fits today's active lifestyle. Whether you're on the job [Fry is shown at a company meeting wearing just Lightspeeds.], or having fun [Fry is shown with a woman in her underwear.] Lightspeed briefs. Style and comfort for the discriminating crotch.

    [The dream ends. Fry wakes up.]

    Fry: Oh what a weird dream! I'll never get back to sleep!

    [He falls asleep.]

    [Scene: Planet Express: Lounge. The crew are sat around a table.]

    Fry: So you're telling me they broadcast commercials into people's dreams?

    Leela: Of course.

    Fry: But, how is that possible?

    Farnsworth: It's very simple. The ad gets into your brain just like this liquid gets into this egg. [He holds up an egg and injects it with liquid. The egg explodes.] Although in reality it's not liquid, but gamma radiation.

    Fry: That's awful. It's like brainwashing.

    Leela: Didn't you have ads in the 20th century?

    Fry: Well sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio. And in magazines. And movies. And at ball games and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts and written on the sky. But not in dreams. No sirree!

    1. Re:This sounds strangely familiar! by LostCluster · · Score: 2

      Maybe when the Farscape protesters get their jobs done they can go rescue Futurama next...

  3. easy way around this scheme by yuri82 · · Score: 4, Funny

    all you have to do is think about b00bies...

    then they will start showing you ads with b00bies on them...

    yes, i know, im a genius !

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    1. Re:easy way around this scheme by Cheese+Cracker · · Score: 3, Funny

      all you have to do is think about b00bies...

      then they will start showing you ads with b00bies on them...


      And then for a split of a second, you think about taking a dump, and you get a commercial with a woman cleaning her bum with Charmin toilet paper...

      Well, some people actually like watching that... ;)

    2. Re:easy way around this scheme by sharkey · · Score: 2

      And then for a split of a second, you think about taking a dump, and you get a commercial with a woman cleaning her bum with Charmin toilet paper...

      Or a movie starring Cartman's mom.

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    3. Re:easy way around this scheme by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

      they probably already have that in germany

  4. Scan my brain by Sensitive_Clod · · Score: 3, Insightful

    to make better products!

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  5. Um... welcome to the modern world by jimbo3123 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Advertisers are just doing what they have always done. They are just using new tools to see how they affect consumers.

    There isn't necessarily anything sinister about it.

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    1. Re:Um... welcome to the modern world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      correction; its sinister, but not more sinister than usual.

    2. Re:Um... welcome to the modern world by Nutcase · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I hate the word consumers - it's just a smokescreen to talk about ourselves without emotion. Advertisers don't surround themselves with garish billboards and obnoxious ads to get themselves to spend money on things they don't need. They surround /consumers/ - as though they are exempt from the crap.

      What we are really talking about is a group of people scanning peoples brain patterns in reaction to product images to find what can actually make us "behave the way they want [us] to" (direct quote)

      There is something wrong about that. It kind of reminds me of the whole Snow Crash thing really.

      Advertising is just a way to make something seem like it is worth more than it is. It sucks.

    3. Re:Um... welcome to the modern world by Simon+Kongshoj · · Score: 2

      The word consumers shows how these people view us: Our purpose in life is to buy more stuff.

      Since they want to sell us more stuff, and we don't necessarily need the things they make, they have to create an artificial need. This sort of sucks by definition, but it sucks even more if they're creating artificial needs by figuring out, at the neural level, how to convince us that we need their products. I think it is, indeed, scary shit.

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    4. Re:Um... welcome to the modern world by ajs · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Advertising is just a way to make something seem like it is worth more than it is. It sucks.

      I grew up with a lot of respect for advertizing, and as an art, I still do respect it. However, I've learned that like all profitable art, the field is mostly clogged with hacks.

      Advertising need not be aimed at making a product look better than it is. In fact, some advertising does just the oposite (remember the "time to make the donuts" commercials? they actually tried to make donuts look as un-glamarous as possible, it was about service and dedication to the customer).

      There are several kinds of ad:

      1. The promise of return on investment (you will make money, or you will get babes, or your hair will grow back, peer aproval, etc). Tangible rewards promised. These are sometimes true and accurate, but often spurious.

      2. The promise of instant gratification (mmm.... look at the tasty burger... do you really want to WAIT for someone to cook a non-fast-food burger?) These are often quite accurate, but far more manipulative than any other form of advertizing. It's also easy to combine this with the previous catagory.

      3. The promise of quality. It's been said that you can sell a man his own shit as long as you tell him he's buying the highest quality shit. The best of this sort of ad, IMHO, was the razor ads where the guy talked about how the razor was so good he bought the company. Testimonials are one way you promise quality. Comparisons and tests are another (take the Pepsi Challenge, which was one of the most strikingly honest campaigns I've ever seen... people really did like the taste of Pepsi better when sampled fairly).

      There are others, but that's most of them in a nutshell. Now, here's a little trick you can do. Watch the ads. PAY ATTENTION. Think to yourself, "why are you using this particular tactic?" For example, if you're promising me babes, why AREN'T you promising me quality? What other competing products CAN offer quality?

      If you promise me quality, have you honestly compared yourself to the competition? Do you have to resort to tricks like "leading brand" (one of my favorites. you compare yourself to "leading brand" by picking your competition's bargain product that you and they both know is crap, while ignoring their "premium product"). If so, why? Is there a competitor that's actually higher quality?

      These tricks force your perspective out of the hole that the commercial tries to channel you into. Once you do that, you can start to actually benefit from commercials!

      The next trick is harder, and involves some actuall hard questions. You need to start asking yourself: "do I even want this class of product in the first place?"

      I have no problem with ads for tampons, pads, etc. because I think most women will agree they are a good and necessary product. Imrpovements in that product are often a good thing and improve quality of life for many women. Since it's a stable market, the products actually do have to compete on improvements to the product, so everyone wins.

      On the other hand, extruded cheese snack #147 is *not* something that you need in your life. The ad is still successful even if you end up buying the competition because it has convinced you that you need to to buy extruded cheese snacks at all, ever. The ad has essentially created a new market space, and just as Linux vendors don't much care which Linux you go with as long as you stop running Windows (it all serves to expand and validate the Linux market) the cheese snack vendors just want you to avoid asking "why do I need a cheese snack?"

    5. Re:Um... welcome to the modern world by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 3

      you know, I really think there is something wrong with your viewpoint here. The throw your arms up oh-well attitude is exaclty what we have to fight against.

      The reason this crap sontinues is because people have the attitude like the parent post. It is very sad that you just look at something like this and just say "welcome to the modern world" - when what you should be saying is "WTF? is this the modern world that I want to live in - perpetuate and create?" hell no.

      An example of how bad marketing is can be found in alcohol advertising - some of the strongest marketing in the world.

      michelob: started a marketing campaign some time ago that went like this:

      ad 1: [party all taking place in a bottle] "Spend the holidays with Michelob" (I cant remember this exact phrase... but read on)

      ad 2: [bunch of guys hanging out] "Make this weekend a Michelob weekend"

      ad 3: [guys at a bar] "Put some weekend in your week"

      ad 4: [all their new ads] "The night belongs to Michelob"

      Now - the thing is that this campaign started with a seemingly not so sinister happy holiday scene (although the party was happening inside a beer bottle) but progressed to promoting partying with Michelob every night.

      Another ad had two versions - one marketed towards whites and one towards blacks. The caption on the white version of the Ad said "Be a part of it" - the caption marketed towards blacks said "Forget about the rest"

      marketing is very very subtle, powerful and sinister. Why is it sinister?

      Take a look at the alcohols margins 50% of all the alcohol drank in the US is drank by only 10% of the drinkers. They market the idea that a "moderate" drinker has four drinks per night. Four per night is a lot.... not moderate.

      All they care about is profits - not your well being, image or success. That is sinister.

      But welcome to the modern world - too fucking bad buddy, this is how things are. Deal with it, no use trying to change the system - you're just one little guy. What could you possibly do to change anything? Anything at all? Nothing. Now get me another beer - I have better things to think about, like how cool I am when I am drunk.

      This fucking world needs a wakeup call. Advertisers should be shot.

    6. Re:Um... welcome to the modern world by Spoing · · Score: 2
      Good points. Most advertisements, to me, are of the "We're not like you think we are" variety. For example, the Food Lion adds that run constantly in parts of the US that talk about quality produce and meat. Yet, a few years ago Food Lion was justly criticized for repackaging old meat (all types) and dipping it in bleach to take off the surface slime.

      When I see an advertisement I don't say "wow, it'll do that" but "liars" or more specifically;

      1. A positive advertisement is usually there to paint over -- to surpress -- an existing negitive.

      Because of that, these adds give me important information; this company has something they know they are failing at, and here it is.

      Being lied to is expected, and some advertisers have used that to thier client's advantage. Joe Isuzu is a perfect example of that.

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    7. Re:Um... welcome to the modern world by drinkypoo · · Score: 2
      Let us not forget one of the most effective methods of advertising, the "bandwagon" (or more simply "peer pressure") method. Way back in junior high they introduced us to a subclass of this, "just plain folks" in which they show you people who are ostensibly like the people in your neighborhood, using the product. Either way, peer pressure (real or imagined) is one of the strongest possible advertising forces.

      Dude, you're getting a complex!

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    8. Re:Um... welcome to the modern world by edibleplastic · · Score: 2
      There is something wrong about that. It kind of reminds me of the whole Snow Crash thing really.

      You really don't have to worry. As is pointed out in this thread and elsewhere, the level of information that can be gained from fMRI as to specific responses is very small. It's an excellent technique, but all it does is show activation. Show a complicated visual scene and you will get activation in the visual centers. You might even be able to detect differences in activation depending on the type of scene, but that's about it. You can't play somebody one jingle and tell that they like it better than another, or that one will get you to buy the product more than the other. Additionally, experiments with fMRI (as in all science experiments) need to be factored down so you can test one variable at a time. Because of this, the information you get from the experiment will necessarily be very simple, somehting along the lines of "people pay more attention to a visual scene when there is music present" or "people react more strongly to advertisements with people in them than without". All of this stuff could be determined through common sense and through psychological testing, or from what we already know from fMRI.

      Here's another way to think about it. fMRI measures oxegnation and blood flow, with the idea that when the brain is performing a certain task (say processing a sentence) it will have to work harder and so the relavent brain center has higher energy demands. This is akin to looking at a motherboard through infra-red and discovering that the math-coprocessor is hotter than normal, and figuring that some something heavily mathematical is being processed. But notice however, that if you want to know something more about the specific complexity of the problem that's being processed, you have to have some outside knowledge of the theory behind it, say Big-O. This is the same thing for brain events. You can learn a lot about the brain by studying its reaction to a stimulus, but in order to understand more sophisticated things about the stimulus, you need a theory, say something that psychology could give you.

    9. Re:Um... welcome to the modern world by ajs · · Score: 2

      The "Pepsi Challenge" was a marketing ploy based on real, independant testing that showed people prefered Pepsi in blind taste tests. This was the whole reason that Coke introduced "New Coke", which tasted sweeter (and thus, much more like Pepsi).

      I was abreviating the whole thing a bit in my comments, but the Pepsi Challenge was as legit as advertizing gets, and was re-confirmed many times by independant groups.

      Moving on, you might want to try avoiding countering "bad science" with annecdotal evidence. Leaving your comments at, the suggestion that Pepsi was running its own comparison would have been more useful.

    10. Re:Um... welcome to the modern world by ajs · · Score: 2

      Such tactics have been used for decades. EEGs and eye-motion studies are very common. Billboards are structured so that the differences in male vs female eye motion is accounted for (many billboards are actually TWO billboards, separated by the gender-specific maner of evaluating visual information).

      That's not really very interesting. What is interesting is how you respond. If you insist that you are powerless in the face of ads, then you are. If you insist on applying rational, critical thinking to everything in your life, advertizing or not, you will be able to make your own choices.

      Will you be happier? I can't say for sure, that's your call.

    11. Re:Um... welcome to the modern world by ajs · · Score: 2

      You can find confirmation of this in the only source I would trust: coke. They made repeated comments in interviews post-new-coke-fiasco that both Pepsi and New Coke taste tested higher than Coke's original recipie, and that they initiated the whole flavor change project in response to their own confirmation of the Pepsi Challenge results.

      If Coke's results had shown that Coke was better, I'd supspect their methods, but when a company A (bias toward answer 1) gets answer 1 and company B (bias toward answer 2) gets answer 1, I begin to accept the credibility of answer 1.

      On the topic of doing google searches for testing done 20 years ago, and being shocked that you don't find that much info on-line... well, you can guess where I'm going with this :-)

      However, there is an ok summary on the Urban Legends site which details among other things, "Batteries of well-controlled taste tests showed folks liked the taste of Pepsi better" All of the references they cite are print-publications (again, not shocking given the era).

  6. Garbage voodoo marketing by Perianwyr+Stormcrow · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I smell the distinct scent of subliminals around this. Which is to say, it's a sexy, seductive idea, sure to garner oodles of funding from idiots in various marketing departments, but its relevance is limited... and kudos to the researchers for thinking of such a silly but powerful way to run their gravy train!

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    1. Re:Garbage voodoo marketing by Skidge · · Score: 5, Funny

      I remember reading once that marketers are some of the easiest people to sell to. Seems like the researchers figured this out.

    2. Re:Garbage voodoo marketing by MrFredBloggs · · Score: 2

      It's worth remembering that all that `eat popcorn/drink coke` subliminal stuff was a hoax. It's not true - it doesn't work.

      skepdic

    3. Re:Garbage voodoo marketing by rkent · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Exactly. First and foremost, MRI isn't meant to snap pictures of the mind, it's made for taking pictures of the brain, or pretty much any internal organ for that matter. I have never heard a credible medical professional assert that the output of an MRI provides any insight into the feelings or thoughts of the patient.

      It's made for detecting tumors and stuff like that. So maybe they'll come out with the result that an unusual number of "neuromarketing" subjects are aware they have brain cancer :) If they even share the results with the subjects.

      Even if you want to posit (which I don't) that you could determine emotions with this technique, have you ever BEEN in an MRI? I think the experience of sitting inside a metal tube for 20-30 minutes on end with loud clanging going on around you would throw up a ton of "noise" emotions that would be way more powerful than some crappy Nike ad.

    4. Re:Garbage voodoo marketing by sv0f · · Score: 2

      I have never heard a credible medical professional assert that the output of an MRI provides any insight into the feelings or thoughts of the patient. It's made for detecting tumors and stuff like that.

      You're half right. MRI is used for probing the static structure of the brain, e.g., in search of tumors. functional MRI (fMRI) is used for measuring the dynamics of blood flow in the brain during performance of a task. It can, for example, indicate which areas of the brain are active when processing "emotional" stimuli, and therefore may be useful for advertisers who want an emotional, not logical reaction (e.g., the makers of weight loss supplements).

  7. isn't something like this wrong? by 3-State+Bit · · Score: 2, Funny

    No way!
    Whereas today there are lots of commercials that annoy the SHIT out of a lot of people, but which happen to work all right at keeping the brand in people's minds, in the future commercials will be designed NOT to annoy people -- more specifically, me.

    Aw, who am I kidding?

  8. Market analysis by entrager · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I personally don't think this is any worse than ad agencies doing market research to determine which ads work and which ones won't. This is just taking it to the next level.

    Don't get me wrong, I dislike advertisements as much as the next guy, but what differentiates me (and most of hte geek community) from the next guy is that fact that I know how to look at an ad and know when I should and should not listen to what's being said. When someone watching an ad is aware of the techniques used to create the ad, it's not very likely to work.

    Example: The annoying beer commercials designed to associate their beer with having fun. I know that's what they are doing, so I know to ignore the commercial.

    I seriously doubt any ad developed using this technique will be so effective as to hinder my ability to logically conclude whether or not the product being advertised is actually worth spending money on.

    1. Re:Market analysis by Mr+Guy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Of course not. It's just another step in marketeers (They wear hats with ears) self justification of what they do. They can't force you to buy a product any more than they can force you to vote Democrat.

      What they are really trying to do is figure out WHY people respond they way they do, and come up with advertisements that highlight their best selling points.

      Associating beer with fun is stupid. Associating beer with a PARTY is very good. What they want isn't for you to say, I'm having fun lets have a beer, instead they'd like you to think, hmmm big group of people coming over for football, I should get Budweiser. They want situational association with their product (Nasty stain? Tide works good for that, but wouldn't you rather put some Shout on that?)

      The best marketing plays into those associations, then society advertises for them:

      Stain removal gel that prevents stains from setting? No, Shout.

      Adhesive gauze strip?
      Acetametaphine?
      Chlorine Bleach?
      Pressed Chicken Strips?
      Facial Tissue?

      Visual associations are better than word associations though, even with their name. They've done studies that show when ask to name a battery, more than 50% of their study will say Energizer, most likely because it keeps going and going and going and going. When asked to DRAW a battery or describe one, (Do it yourself real quick) most of them draw a black round cylinder with a golden cap at the positive end. The Coppertop, Duracel. When people 'think' battery they think Energizer, but when they REACH for a battery, they picture a Duracel.

      That is what the scientists want to tap into.

    2. Re:Market analysis by MacAndrew · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Example: The annoying beer commercials designed to associate their beer with having fun.

      You sound so dismissive. Personally, I associate fun with having beer.

      My problem with the beer ads is that they're pitching such lowbrow fun, or whatever passes for yuppie fun (Heinekens), or the promise that you can get tanked without getting fat (light "beer").

      Anyway, liquor's quicker.

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      On a more sober note, advertising is largely an attempt to link your ego and libido with your product choices. (Occasionally it brings a new product to your attention that you might want to try.) This is kind of sad, like if I wear Nikes I'll be cool or beutiful women will want to sleep with me if only I drink that beer, but is does evidently work, and so we have all the bitter fighting over trademarks witnessed amply elsewhere in this forum. Personally I try to buy generics, but I'm old and out of the marketers prime demographic anyway. Next, they'll be trying to sell me Volvos and Preparation H, the antithesis to sex appeal. I'll take the Nikes first.

    3. Re:Market analysis by imr · · Score: 2

      There's a third way:
      whatever you think of and whatever you try to reach, when you go to the store there's only one brand of battery.

      That is what redmond taps into for long time.

    4. Re:Market analysis by mcmonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Associating beer with fun is stupid.

      You don't need fun to have alcohol.

      wibstr.

    5. Re:Market analysis by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2

      The other genius move that marketters have made is lifestyle advertisement.

      It's not Budweiser gets you Girls.
      It's There is a better class of people. Innovative, fun, engaging. They have girls. Sometimes they even drink Budweiser.

      That way the audience is left to decide... hey, my life isn't that great. I wish my life were like that... it might not seem very different, but is. For reference, check those Intel "Can a new computer change your life?" ads. Those things are fucking brilliant. Really.

      Oooh. Also good are the Hyundai ads: "When you start ignoring trends..." blah blah blah. The down economy only applies to the suits on Wall St. Regular people can still buy a car on credit. C'mon. It'll be ok.

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    6. Re:Market analysis by Mac+Degger · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "or whatever passes for yuppie fun (Heinekens)"

      As someone who lives in the Netherlands (home of Heineken), I find that extremely funny. Here we have a saying: "Grolsh [or better yet Hertog Jan; now that's a damn fine beer] in, Heineken out".

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    7. Re:Market analysis by drinkypoo · · Score: 2
      As someone who knows what good beer is like, I find that funny too, and I live in the US. There's a zillion better beers here than heiny but people still think it's like some serious gourmet shit. (We would have been satisfied with some freeze-dried taster's choice...)

      However during prohibition breweries were closed down and/or destroyed and brewmasters went into other work (SECRET brewing) which led to the proliferation of pilsners we see in the US today. Why is this? Because pilsners are amongst the easiest beers to make and the least affected by the use of cheap adjuncts like corn and rice. So during prohibition, all we had (mostly) was pilsners.

      Now that prohibition is only a laughable memory that shows the "war on drugs" up for what it is, a complete and total crock of shit, other kinds of beers have made a resurgence in the US and microbreweries are slowly teaching the nation's youth that it is indeed possible to get beer which doesn't taste the same coming out as it does going in.

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  9. Well technically... by jgerman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Personally, I don't like advertisements tapdancing on the chest of my own free will...What do you think


    If they're able to build advertising to get you to buy the product from this "technology" you really don't have free will do you? They're just abusing you of the idea that you have free will.

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    1. Re:Well technically... by TRACK-YOUR-POSITION · · Score: 2

      "Hey don't change my random number generator! Now every number is 666!"

      "Well, if I'm able to change all the numbers to 666, it wasn't really random, was it?"

      That's basically what I think is going on here--brains and random number generators are both implemented in deterministic atoms (I guess), and though that means neither true free will nor true randomness can exist, there is still a very valid concept of pseudorandom, likewise I suppose when someone claims bizarro MRI technology will take away your free will, they really mean it takes away your "pseudo-free will", or something like that. A good stab a definition for pseudo-free will might be "the quality of being free from manipulation by other minds"

    2. Re:Well technically... by jgerman · · Score: 2

      ;) One of those things that I realized I did ...post submission.

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  10. Self-control by Jerdie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People worry too much that this thing is gonna turn into some mind control. We are all faced everyday with things we want/want to do, and we spend all day denying ourselves most of these things. I mean, just seeing a hot girl fills my head with all sorts of thoughts and feelings, but it doesn't make me act any different then i would normally.

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  11. There's the problem right there. by neo · · Score: 2

    Personally, I don't like advertisements tapdancing on the chest of my own free will...

    You still believe in free will.

  12. look... pretty girl... by RebelTycoon · · Score: 2

    Its like that hot GAP girl a year or two back.. Remember her now? . Well even though I may have had stimulated brain activity... doesn't mean I would buy GAP, unless there was a chance to see the clothing on the floor...

    Increased brain activity != purchase product... But I wonder if "lesbians still = ratings".

    And for your viewing pleasure, all the above links are work safe.

  13. Obligitory HHGTTG reference: by Smidge204 · · Score: 2

    The way it functioned was very interesting. When the Drink button was pressed it made an instant but highly detailed examination of the subject's taste buds, a spectroscopic analysis of the subject's metabolism and then sent tiny experimental signals down the neural pathways to the taste centres of the subject's brain to see what was likely to go down well. However, no one knew quite why it did this because it invariably delivered a cupful of liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

    Ah, this must be what they call 'progress'...
    =Smidge=

  14. Wrong? by Lechter · · Score: 2

    Um...while this is certainly an interesting story, and an indication of the ridiculous amount of money going into advertising research, I fail to see what's wrong with it.

    It appears to me that all this company is doing using an MRI and a neuroscientist to analyse focus group results rather than a sociologist or a psychologist. Which is fine with me, if ad companies want to scientifically proove that the libido sections of men's brains have a stronger responce to the model with the cell phone, then the logic sections do to the cell phone and it's list of features, then that's their own business. Granted, this will increase the price of the product on which they're doing market neuro-research; but the market will ultimately determine the value of the research.

    Either way it's not you're brain being explored. (Believe me if Madison Ave. were using an MRI on you you'd know) And too, this research could add more value to neuroscience in general than it does to marketing so it's a Good Thing in some ways...

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  15. When are advertisers going to learn ... by SuperDuG · · Score: 2
    There is no "perfect" consumer. 90% of the crap people buy is impulse anyways because it sure as hell isn't a neccessity to read a magazine, buy a movie, etc. For not-impulse purchases it's a bragging factor, 9 times out of 10 the average script kiddie can't tell the difference of quake 3 on a geforce 2 mx than a geforce 4 ti 4200, but they'll shell out the $500 for the geforce 4 simply to say "I've got a geforce 4", and it doesn't go away with age either, just talk to anyone who sells imported cars (no, not volkswagons).

    You want a product that sells?? Give it a flashy package and get some famous people to say it's "cool". Look at the mini-rc cars "whoa shaq plays with them, they must be cool", or look at a Buick ... okay wait, step back let's leave the buick's ...

    My point is still clear though, it's not our brain waves, not how we were raised, what we really enjoy, ask yourselves, when was the last time you used EVERYTHING you buy??

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    1. Re:When are advertisers going to learn ... by jafuser · · Score: 2

      "Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We are the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no great war, no Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our Great Depression...is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars, but we won't...And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very...very...pissed off." --TD, FC

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  16. Honestly... by GMontag · · Score: 5, Funny

    Personally, I don't like advertisements tapdancing on the chest of my own free will...What do you think?

    I think you need a nice refreshing Coke.

  17. Free Will? by Tsali · · Score: 2

    Now, I'm no genius, but isn't something like this wrong? Personally, I don't like advertisements tapdancing on the chest of my own free will......

    It's only free will if someone lets you have free will.

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    1. Re:free will? by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2
      You can eat food, get very sick for TOTALLY UNRELATED reasons, and end up with a permanent revulsion for that totally innocent food. I forget the name of that syndrome, maybe another slashdotter knows it.

      I could see great interest by advertisers in using this phenomenon to poison people's interest in competing products. Eventually everyone would sit around being disgusted at everything. Bonus- obesity would decline :)

  18. No problem unless it's used by amoral marketers... by Tsar · · Score: 2

    Oops, mark that Redundant.

    Wouldn't this be a cool add-on for Tivo, though? Include a headset that functions as a mind-operated remote control, and grabs all the marketroid data in the background. Oh, and look for telltales of anti-social behavior while you're at it. If the subject appears to be too anti-social, just send a command from TivoJusticeCentral to send a high-voltage current across the temples. Bang! A better society is just a programming choice away.

  19. Not all marketing research is bad... by WPIDalamar · · Score: 2

    If I can get JUST the ads that I might be interested in, that's a good thing. I would love to give out all kinds of marketing info if I would only get stuff that interests me. (assuming the total amount of advertising I receive would go down)

    I don't need to know about womens clothing (not into that), or vinly siding (I rent).

  20. Re:whatever by Carmody · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Marketing doesn't work anyway. I wear Nikes because they're fast, not because they look good on TV.

    Are you being intentionally funny? Why do you think that "Nikes are fast?" Was there a consumer study I missed? The only one I read said that Nikes were no better than other shoes. Did you do your own experiment to come to this conclusion? Which brand of sneaker did you use as your control.

    Or do you think that "Nikes are fast" because that's just umm... common knowledge? And where did that come from?

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  21. CBC is an institution by Cap'n+Canuck · · Score: 2

    CBC is an institution in Canada, celebrating its 50th anniversary. For those lucky Americans who live close to the border, CBC has offered excellent hockey coverage, as well as superior Olympic Games coverage.

  22. *GASP*! by SupahVee · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Don't like advertisments dancing on your free will? Dare I say it, perhaps one should exercise a little, oh what's that word...WILL POWER? It's not like Budweiser is going to buy this technology, start running commercials containing it, and I will miraculously switch from Fat Tire Ale to Bud. No amount of advertising is going to voer the fact that it is a shitty product.


    Well, except in Microsoft's case. :-)

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  23. Here's how it works by oliverthered · · Score: 3, Funny


    MrMRI : Hey Mr advertising guy, we've got this great Idea.

    MRAdd: What?

    MrMRI: Just lie down here, keep still and I'll tell you...

    half an hour later.
    MrMRI wispers :yep, he's gullable.

    MRMRI: Well, you get people to lie down in an MRI machine and user ther brain waves to sell.......

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  24. Free will? by Logic+Bomb · · Score: 2
    Personally, I don't like advertisements tapdancing on the chest of my own free will.

    Perhaps the problem is that you think you have free will... ;-)

  25. Sounds a lot like... by rnturn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...the subliminal advertising that some theatre owners tried back in, what, the 50's or 60's. By flashing a single frame of a heaping bucket of buttery popcorn every once in a while during the movie they were able to convince the viewers that they should buy some popcorn during the intermission (remember those?). This practice was ruled illegal. I'm hoping that this ``neurological marketing'' is seen as the same thing as subliminal advertising. In fact, I'd bet that the marketing folks are really just trying to bring that idea back but are wrapping it up in a new name to fool people into believing that it's not so as to avoid the backlash they encountered in the past.

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    1. Re:Sounds a lot like... by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      Subliminal adverts were excluded by the FCC from radio and television only, and I think the film people agreed to ban them voluntarily. In any event, there is scant evidence they work. Hey, I was disappointed. I mentioned this elsewhere here.

  26. I like the little line on the bottom of article... by krinsh · · Score: 2

    the one that says "Adbusters". I closed the page just before I could see if that was another article or an ad itself.

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  27. Bad Science by BWJones · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Stuff like this amazes me as there is no real science behind what these companies are doing. They manage to foist technological prowess on ignorant marketing types or they don't know enough about neuroscience to be dangerous to science education in the public.

    Wow, this is right up there with folks that tell you they can analyze alpha waves and tell you something about depression or your overall psychological health. (alpha waves are real and result from thalamo-cortical relays induced by relaxed eyes-closed wakefullness, but there is no evidence in the scientific record that indicates people can determine psychological health from their analysis).

    The problem with work like this is that cortical patterns of activation are an emergent phenomenon that differs widely among different people which may reveal why DARPA is interested in "fingerprinting" brainwave patterns. But seriosly folks, lets have some studies that indicate emotive components can be accurately predicted from functional magnetic resonance imaging before we start foisting this crap on the unsuspecting public. (I presume they are using fMRI as plain old MRI simply looks at structure based on reconstruction of atomic "spins". Perhaps they are also using MRS or magnetic resonance spectroscopy as well, but I doubt it.)

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    1. Re:Bad Science by BWJones · · Score: 2

      Ahh, yes. I have read a couple of those papers and my question still stands. Specifically, can emotive components be accurately predicted from fMRI? Everything I have seen would suggest to me at least, that in order to do this with any accuracy, the database of variability in human cortical activation needs to be constructed first and then mapping of emotive components can then start to be inserted into this database. Only then can we start in make inferences on how to target information or emotive content to individuals with any hope of acheiving results better than the "average" result in the population, which may not be saying much actually. To my knowledge, this has not been accomplished, and in terms of advertising, this may be totally moot. For instance, what sort of reaction is an image of a baby going to get from that percentage of the population interested in children? Would it not be easier to target that individual with cheaper and more effective marketing techniques already in widespread use?

      When it comes to science, no spin please. Just the facts.

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  28. seems like someone has done a good job marketing by g4dget · · Score: 2

    Or maybe it just wasn't hard. This is an industry that believed that sketching naked women and skulls into ice cubes would get people to buy more whisky. These people will buy anything, even if it is the completely premature application of brain imaging techniques to marketing.

  29. Slowly, the Matrix gets to you... by Ektanoor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well this thing reminds me of Matrix's brief and relatively incomprehensible episode, when Neo gets up from his eternal bathtube... You live in some sort of jellish liquid that emulates your environment, a tube feeds you with all your desired nutrients and several wires catch up your needs and reactions. A big cable connects you into the virtual world so that you think you're living...

    Right now they catch up desires and wishes. Why not to think they soon they glue your mounth with a tube and pomp you with dogfood? And drill your skull to hammer your brain with the idea that you're eating the best dish on Earth?

  30. Ads anti-capitalist? by Alomex · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When I went to school I was told that capitalism is based on free markets and competition. No need for central planning, simply let market forces select the best product.... but now we have adds that can effectively hipnotize you into buying some shit... "must buy beer, swedish bikini good" style adds....

    This seems to have more in common with communist propaganda than with core values of capitalism...

    2c worth.

    1. Re:Ads anti-capitalist? by Galvatron · · Score: 2
      There's some disagreement in economic theory as to whether advertisements help free market competition or not. The argument that they do not is, as you say, that they are essentially propaganda.

      The argument that they do goes something like this. No matter how good the ad, if someone buys a product on the strength of an advertisement, but it turns out to be crap, the person won't buy it again. Therefore, advertising crap products will result in little return, because people will only buy products once. Advertising good products, on the other hand, will build up repeat business, and should have a much higher return. Therefore, in a rational, efficient market, the products most heavily advertised will be the best. The ads will help to improve efficiency by making the public aware of superior products. Companies which spend money advertising inferior products will likely go out of business. (note on the above: "inferior" refers not to quality, but to the quality:price ratio)

      That is probably a bit of an oversimplification. This is not a field of economics I have studied in detail, just a quick overview I read in my intro class.

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    2. Re:Ads anti-capitalist? by Alomex · · Score: 2

      Capitalism is merely the use of investments to fund enterprises with an expectation of a return overall.

      There are several competing definitions of capitalism.

      Marxists and other people in the left tend to define it in terms of what they term "exploitation" of labor or by private ownership of the means of production. The new left defines it as "waged labor" without ever explaining how to achieve unwaged labor (something not even the old communists in the USSR ever proposed).

      The right tends to have more encompassing definitions of capitalism, which in practice are a lot more sensible. If we envision a kingdom in which the king owned everything, well technically, this is private property of the means of production, but hardly anybody would call such a system "capitalist". Sometimes to avoid that confussion people write explicitly "laissez faire capitalism" to imply not the marxist definition, but the Adam Smith "invisible hand" definition.

      Under the laissez faire capitalism anything that impedes the proper functioning of free market policies is deemed anti-capitalist, including such things as monopolies, centrally planned economies, and violation of property rights.

      It is in this context that I question the presence of ads that go beyond a merely informative role.

    3. Re:Ads anti-capitalist? by Alomex · · Score: 2

      Hypnotism has nothing to do with it. People still use their free will to make decisions.

      Clearly you did not read the original story. Here's the relevant quote:


      "What it really does is give unprecedented insight into Adam Koval "Unprecedented insight into the consumer mind." Adam Koval, Brighthouse Institute for Thought Sciences the consumer mind. And it will actually result in higher product sales or in brand preference or in getting customers to behave the way they want them to behave," company executive Adam Koval told Marketplace.


      My comment was not directed at traditional informational advertising but rather to this type of "hypnotic" advertisement (which is not here yet, but a work in progress).

      You should read the entire article first...

    4. Re:Ads anti-capitalist? by Alomex · · Score: 2

      Marx, who invented the word, defined it in the terms I describe above, as far as I'm aware.

      First off, Marx neither invented the word nor defined the concept. Adam Smith is credited as the first person who identified capitalism as a "concept" or economic system. He also studied and described its main characteristics (Adam Smith if sometimes referred to as the father of capitalism). Marx did push forward our understanding of capitalism, but this does not mean that everything he said is correct (although there are some hard line communists out there who like to think so).

      For example, Newton might have invented the word gravitation but this does not mean he got it 100% right (in fact we know he missed relativistic effects).

      Reading Marx gives the impression of an idiot-savant: in one paragraph he makes an incisive, novel comment about the inner-workings of capitalism, in the next he's unable to understand the concept of risk and the value that we attach to it (an error that goes to the core of his entire theory of value).

    5. Re:Ads anti-capitalist? by Alomex · · Score: 2

      It's as ridiculous to assert that capitalism and free markets are synonymous as it is to argue the same of socialism and democracy.

      You might find it absurd, but it is a well established definition. You choose to define capitalism as only some parts of the equation (those having to do with profits) while others including (including Adam Smith) prefer to identify with an entire mechanism driven by the market and profits.

      When it comes to definitions, you can choose your own. So there, hypnotic ads do not go against your own private definition of capitalism.

      They do seem to go against the definition of Laisez Faire capitalism, which was the point of my message. What else can I tell you?

    6. Re:Ads anti-capitalist? by Alomex · · Score: 2

      Adam Smith identified a wide range of economic systems. I don't recall him confusing ownership with method

      Here's a few quotes. There are thousands more like it. Perhaps you need to reread your notes on Adam Smith's role in defining capitalism and the forces of free market.

      "Adam Smith who was the founding father of capitalism"

      http://btobsearch.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/ isbnInquiry.asp?btob=Y&isbn=0895263351&pwb =1

      "Adam Smith, the intellectual father of capitalism."

      http://www.ru.org/93Kortenbook.html

      "Smith is called the father of capitalism."

      http://www.iusb.edu/~mfox1/w100/2.htm

  31. Not MRI by MacAndrew · · Score: 4, Informative

    The article is careless; they must be talking about fMRI, not MRI. The latter is the more familiar technology that provides images of brain morphology, usually by tweaking water protons. While the researchers are doubtless imaging to provide reference localization -- that is, a map of the brain -- the fMRI is entirely different because it measures brain metabolism, which is higher in parts of the brain that are more active, and so buring more sugar. So the first is a picture that looks like sliced brain, the latter is a map of hot spots that looks like an IR sensor image. They can integrate this with EEG (electroencephalogram), also, something we also couldn't do with old MRI. Cool.

    Check here -- the first image you see is an overlay of functional hot spots (color) over a regular MRI (B&W). While on the topic of medical acronyms, there is not "CAT scan" anymore, it's CT for computed tomography. The earliest machines could only do axial cuts, hence "A" in CAT. But the public and TV shows like saying CAT. I used to work around CT, too, almost 20 years ago.

    I'm jealous because I did research on psychiatric patients with MRI ten years ago, which was limited to detected tumors, atrophy, and other gross physical changes. That's very useful -- people with mental illnes have in some cases revealed what appears to be long-term degeneration marked by atrophy (shrinkage) of relevant lobes --but does not have the amazing possibilities of instantly detecting changes in brain activity. This is quite a bit short of reading your mind! Just 10 years ago the imaging MRI was a stunning achievement, now we're spoiled and moving into the next phase.

    Is this research for marketing purposes invasive? Nah. It's just an (expensive) attempt to further quantify reaction to marketing, as has been done up to now with questionnaries and the like. It's not sneaky like subliminal advertising, which didn't work anyway despite being a compelling idea and making for a great episode of Columbo (conspiracy theorists disagree; scientists generally don't; but advertisers and maybe Republicans still try it anyway).

    Anyway, advertisers have long had a general idea (sex) of (sex) what (sex) moves (sex) product (send me money). The marketers looking upon consumers as a horde of cattle, that's kind of patronizing, but it's nothing new.

  32. Nothing new by Winterblink · · Score: 2

    The psychology of buying decisions has been researched from a million different angles for as long as things have been bought and sold. Sure this is a little more invasive look into our noggins to see what makes us buy stuff, but how is it any different than say stuffing a room filled with prototype toys with a couple dozen young kids to see which ones are going to be holiday hits? Don't tell me a bunch of psychologists and marketing dweebs with clipboards behind a one way mirror is any more cold and clinical than sticking someone's head in a machine for an MRI.

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  33. And after much brain scanning... by darkov · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. they found men were thinking mostly about sex and women about shoes.

    1. Re:And after much brain scanning... by Mandi+Walls · · Score: 2
      And yet again, pr0n is way ahead.

      Hence, the female stars wearing shoes all the time. I'm sorry, but high heels in bed is just going to rip up the sheets. And heels around the pool? Are you insane? Who wants a nice tan with shoe lines?

      But it's really just about having a great pair of ... shoes. Yeah, shoes.

      --mandi

    2. Re:And after much brain scanning... by Spunk · · Score: 2

      Women think about shoes, but men think about pie.

      More here.

    3. Re:And after much brain scanning... by danger42 · · Score: 2

      I must be a hermaphrodite. I think about sexy shoes.

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    4. Re:And after much brain scanning... by jhines0042 · · Score: 2

      .. they found men were thinking mostly about sex and women about shoes....So that they could find a man to have sex with.

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  34. Apple's Ellen Feiss commercial... by Jugalator · · Score: 2

    Also known as Reverse Neuromarketing?

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  35. Better Mind Control Today by Alien54 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I dont see this as being that big a difference from just showing the ads and asking people.

    The difference is that they are trying to monitor the stimulus response mechanism of the people involved.

    I do not know of any scientific study or body of knowledge that directly studies the pathology of the stimulus response mechanism as a mechanism by itself. You have to go outside the mainstream sciences to see anything looking at the area. Psychoanlysis, for example, does not study this, and addresses it indirectly if ever. Psychiatry, with it's love affair for medication, is more of the same.

    In fact this is the first such study that I have even heard of, and the use of it is not theraputic at all. Unless the therapy is that of weight reduction of an obese wallet.

    A therapy would be interested in looking at stimulus response mechanisms, and learning to help people whose mechanisms are out of whack. {example: I knew a gal whose boy friends, each in turn, all that the same first name. creepy)

    This is no such thing. It is research for better mind control of the consumer today.

    You would thing that this would be a fruitful area for research if you actually wanted to help folks. But the money seems to be focused elsewhere. I wonder why?

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    1. Re:Better Mind Control Today by sv0f · · Score: 3, Informative

      Good response. I just have two caveats.

      The idea is that areas that are being actively used will get increased blood flow, but this happens on the order of tens of seconds, so it doesn't really provide a detailed picture of brain activity.

      There are two kinds of experimental designs one can employ with fMRI. You are referring to "block" designs, where in fact the neural response is aggregated over tens of seconds. However, "event-related" designs permit temporal resolutions of 1.5 seconds, and I have seen some studies that clam 0.5 seconds. So, fMRI can do a bit better time-wise than you think.

      The other dimension of interest is spatial resolution. Just like a computer screen is composed of 2D pixels, fMRI partitions brains into 3D voxels. The smallest voxels sizes that current technologies allow is on the order of 10s of cubic mms. However, Logothetis and colleagues have pioneered more invasive techniques that allow voxels that are several orders of magnitude smaller. The only drawback is that they can't be used in humans.

      However, advertisers can gain minute knowledge of how animals respond to different ads! Perhaps Alpo, Purina, and the like should use neuromarketing.

    2. Re:Better Mind Control Today by entrylevel · · Score: 2

      Please mod the parent up, even if only for linking to the Scientific American article. I found it absolutely fascinating to read that there is an "instinct" at work that enables humans to evaluate and respond quickly to an immediate threat, and television is actually "abusing" this instinct by keeping us in a false "evaluation" state. No wonder we feel so disappointed when we finally turn the damn thing off and there is no threat to react to anymore.

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  36. What the hell is wrong with this country? by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Marketing monkeys have money to throw around using MRIs for product targeting while HMO members have to fight tooth and nail to get HMOs to cough up money to use MRIs for life-and-death situations.

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    1. Re:What the hell is wrong with this country? by kcbrown · · Score: 2
      Marketing monkeys have money to throw around using MRIs for product targeting while HMO members have to fight tooth and nail to get HMOs to cough up money to use MRIs for life-and-death situations.

      Probably because the MRIs the marketing guys can use will cost orders of magnitude less than the MRIs the medical guys can use, thanks to the FDA's super-strict certification process.

      I have no problem with the idea of certification of medical devices. It makes sense to want to make them as safe as possible. But there should be a tradeoff involved: certification should make one immune from litigation. It seems to me that manufacturers should be able to choose between certification and lawsuit exposure. But what we have right now is the worst of both: expensive certification and exposure to lawsuits.

      The medical field isn't the only one facing these issues: the aviation field has the same problem. And it's why personal aviation is all but dead. The only reason the medical field isn't all but dead is that the demand for medical services is natually much higher: when your life is on the line, you aren't going to think too hard about whether or not the asking price is too high.

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  37. Science reporting misrepresents once again by corvi42 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Popular science reporting seems the art of taking fairly mundane research and making it sound much more exciting, wonderful, dangerous than it really is. Such as this article for instance.

    They are purporting that with MRI scans of people's brains they can "read your unconscious thoughts", like some Orwellian nightmare and then pull these subconscious strings to get you to empty your wallet at the nearest GAP outlet.

    Well, being myself a student of the cognitive sciences, I'd like to set a few things clear. The ability to "read thoughts" as purported by this article, while not technically false, is much more primitive than you could imagine.

    An MRI of the brain can give you a picutre of what cells are most active at any given point, so you can see relatively what brain centres dominate and try to make inferences from that as to what the person is thinking. Given that our knowledge of brain function is at a very primitive level, the most useful data you can get from this type of scan is "he likes it" or "he doesn't like it". It will not tell you what images, feelings, sounds, associations are passing through the subjects head at any point, only whether they are generally positive or not. Its really no different from putting a bunch of boxes on a chart and asking the person to rate from one to ten how well they like certain things - except you get that rating directly from the brain rather than from asking the person. So in theory this ranking is more "honest" and less clouded by other factors such as social obligations, etc. which might interfere with what a person would say when asked.

    The idea that this technology can be used in some Orwellian fashion to understand that secretly you are afraid of rats, or are a pedophile or like the look of women eating juicy mangoes is not going to happen anytime soon. It is unlikely that that level of analysis is ever going to be possible. Ok, end of rant.

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    1. Re:Science reporting misrepresents once again by drinkypoo · · Score: 2
      The idea that this technology can be used in some Orwellian fashion to understand that secretly you are afraid of rats, or are a pedophile or like the look of women eating juicy mangoes is not going to happen anytime soon. It is unlikely that that level of analysis is ever going to be possible.

      No, you've got it almost right though. They cannot secretly find these things out but they can find out that secretly you fear rats. The reason they cannot do it secretly is that they have to hook your ass (well your head) up to a bunch of equipment -- this requirement may dissappear in the future since we're learning to tune magnetic fields with some refinement -- and then expose you to the things they're curious about.

      Your assertion that they can not and will not find these things about your psyche out should be amended to saying that they cannot simply lift the information out of your brain, but if they are persistent (And you are patient) they can definitely get the data they want eventually. The scan gives them a chance to see how you are reacting (at an instinctive and thus desirable to advertisers) level to various stimuli, which is data they want badly.

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    2. Re:Science reporting misrepresents once again by StuffYourReligion · · Score: 2

      the idea that this technology can be used in some Orwellian fashion to understand that secretly you are afraid of rats, or are a pedophile or like the look of women eating juicy mangoes is not going to happen anytime soon. It is unlikely that that level of analysis is ever going to be possible.

      Mmmmmm.... women eating juicy mangoes.... mmmm... huh, whuzzat? Oh no, I'm on slashdot!?

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  38. A better focus group? by Zombie_Magick · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Through a friend I used to get to do a lot of focus groups. At one for a clothing chain we were asked how important we though it was that the clothes were manufactured in Canada (where I live). Everyone on the panel said that it was ultimately important, except me. I argued that when it came down to it few people actually buy domestically produced goods and that obviously it doesn't matter. I got into quite an arguement with the others until I pointed out that they were all wearing clothes that were not only not made here but were not even Canadian brand names (DKNY, Gap, Tommy Hillfiger, Nike, etc). They wouldn't let us leave until I conceded that buying Canadian was important to me.

    This got me thinking about the nature of the focus groups, don't the companies know the opinions they are getting what people say not necessarily what they do? I suspect that the scans will allow for more accurate polling. You could ask a group of women if they like a half naked ad, they may say "no" but their brains might tell a different story.

  39. Bell's Theorem by jafuser · · Score: 2

    If I understand Bell's Theorem correctly, doesn't it boil down to the fact that we don't really have free will anyway?

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  40. Dr. Seuss Foretold This by scottennis · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yet another case of Sam I Am figuring out how to get us to eat those disgusting Green Eggs and Ham:

    From Soupyet.com:

    Green Eggs and Ham is not what your parents told you. It is not a story about trying something you think is gross and discovering that you might like it. It is a dark tale of the evil implications of the age of information in which we live.

    Sam I am is the archetypical villian of modern society. He is the ever-present, ever-persistent marketing puppet of the information age. He peddles his wares incessantly via any and all means, until we give up in desperation and eat those disgusting green eggs and ham. Not only do we eat them, but the parable has us shouting for glee that we love the green eggs and ham that have been forced down our collective, societal throat.

    Sam I am is, poet, priest, and politician. But he may also be: boss, parent, spouse, news anchor, movie star, CEO, etc.

    Green eggs and ham are the collective physical, emotional, metaphysical and other wares being thrown at us faster and faster in this so-called information age.


  41. you asked... by spoonyfork · · Score: 2

    Personally, I don't like advertisements tapdancing on the chest of my own free will...What do you think?

    If you are in total control of your, as you say, "free will", what do you care if someone attempts to appeal to your interests? Perhaps you are concerned that they are able to make some low-level appeal to your senses below what you can consciously understand but effective enough to influence your behavior? At that point, how would you even know it was happening?

    If you don't make yourself available to be targeted by the "tapdancers", then perhaps you won't have to worry about whether or not you are consuming something because you want to or because someone made you think you want to.

    Why does everyone bitch about advertising? You don't have to observe it if you don't want to.

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  42. Whose free will? by richie2000 · · Score: 4, Funny
    the chest of my own free will...

    Your don't own your free will, you license it. And the subscription fee is due.

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  43. It's just taking things a step further... by sterno · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How is this different than marketing studies where they have people push buttons based on their like or dislike of a product? It's maybe a little more accurate, but really it's not some radical jump that gives them the ability to brainwash people. If they were actively scanning all people as they passed by a store, that would be one thing, but this is using focus groups of volunteers.

    The fact of the matter is that all people walk through this world trying to impress images on others. We're the clever entrepeneur, the sports hero, or the trusted religious leader. In the end no matter the images that are pushed onto people, it doesn't hide the truth of what's underneath for long. The entrepeneur turns out to be a swindler, the sports hero's a thug, and the trusted religious leader is a child molester. So even with all the technology in the world, nobody's going to convince us that we should buy crap that is in fact crap.

    Now, if they were pumping people with drugs, or something like that, that'd be a different story. Ultimately this will just refine their abilities a little bit more, and probably sell a few more things. They aren't telling us what to do, and we still possess free will, so I don't see the harm.

    Frankly I'd rather that they had fewer more influential ads than slathering their advertising feces over any flat surface on planet earth. Maybe studies like this will help them realize that it's all becoming white noise and that we're just learning to ignore them.

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    1. Re:It's just taking things a step further... by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      How is this different than marketing studies where they have people push buttons based on their like or dislike of a product?

      Because the button pushers can lie and play mind games with the anxious marketers.

      Been there, done that. :)

      In the end no matter the images that are pushed onto people, it doesn't hide the truth of what's underneath for long. The entrepeneur turns out to be a swindler, the sports hero's a thug, and the trusted religious leader is a child molester.

      And an ad exec is ... an ad exec. No loss of innocence there.

      So even with all the technology in the world, nobody's going to convince us that we should buy crap that is in fact crap.

      Well.... How do you explain Amstel Light?

    2. Re:It's just taking things a step further... by DuckDuckBOOM! · · Score: 2, Insightful
      How is this different than marketing studies where they have people push buttons based on their like or dislike of a product?
      It's different because they're tapping peoples' subconscious reaction to ads, something you can't (reliably) discover with the usual focus-group methods. The advertiser's Holy Grail is the means to persuade people to buy reflexively; i.e., without actually thinking about whether or not they actually need the product. I can understand their interest in neuromarketing.

      The world of The Space Merchants draws nearer every day.

      DDB

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    3. Re:It's just taking things a step further... by Alyeska · · Score: 2, Insightful
      So even with all the technology in the world, nobody's going to convince us that we should buy crap that is in fact crap.

      And I'm sure every member of every focus group says the same thing.

      But the fact is, I (as a hypothetical advertising researcher) know that the majority of the populus can be convinced to buy pure crap. I've put billions of dollars into researching the behavior of the entire populus, not the behavior of individuals. I have you classified and sorted, and know which bell to ring to make you salivate.

      If you can't be convinced, you're outside of my target market (top-of-the-bell-curve sheep) and I don't care about you anyway. I'll just label you as "Geek" or "Nerd" and concentrate my efforts back toward getting the sheep to go where I lead them.

    4. Re:It's just taking things a step further... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2
      Now, if they were pumping people with drugs, or something like that, that'd be a different story.

      Yes, then I'd volunteer to be a member of their focus groups...

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  44. Re:whatever by jfengel · · Score: 2

    I'm curious about the "Nikes are fast" comment. Are you a runner?

    More Gatorade is consumed by people sitting on couches watching Gatorade ads than by hard-core street basketball players. The same goes for Nikes. You'd think people would want to buy sneakers which are comfortable for standing around and walking to lunch, but images of people running are far more compelling than images of people at desks.

    I adore Nike ads. I think they're playful, fun, and often inspiring. They often concentrate on the ethic of sport: getting up early in the morning and doing it when you could be lying in bed. I don't wear their shoes, but I'd buy a videotape of their ads.

  45. Re:whatever by NickFusion · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wear nikes because I love that fact that they're made with care by young indonesian girls.

    Anyone can make a shoe because they're making a living wage, it takes real devotion to make shoes all day long for $1.80.

    http://www.citinv.it/associazioni/CNMS/archivio/ st rategie/nikeboycott.html

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  46. The French are WAY ahead of you... by MosesJones · · Score: 2

    And as for the Italians.... sheesh

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  47. I'm a little slow by twitter · · Score: 2
    Farnsworth: It's very simple. The ad gets into your brain just like this liquid gets into this egg. [He holds up an egg and injects it with liquid. The egg explodes.] Although in reality it's not liquid, but gamma radiation.

    Is this saying that broadcast media is the injector? That it's creators are intentionally modifying our dreams for their own ends and that they don't care about the side effects?

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  48. Ah... but you forgot one thing grasshopper!!! by JohnDenver · · Score: 5, Funny


    Communist system has one hypnotizer...

    Free Market system put hypnotizers in direct competition with each other!

    I take your 2c, now you senseless!!! HA! HA! HA! Old Hong Kong Joke!

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    "Communism is like having one [local] phone company " - Lenny Bruce
  49. try again. by twitter · · Score: 2

    Subliminal adverts are below concious perception because the mind typically does not want to see what's there. Typical images that can be seen in ads are of death, rejection and failure and other things that cause emotional distress. Just visit Budwiser, download their images and LOOK at them with higher zoom levels for a while. It's frightening, it's real and it works.

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    1. Re:try again. by MrFredBloggs · · Score: 3, Informative

      Some more info:

      From this site

      The Amazing "Eat Popcorn," "Drink Coke" Hoax
      How can we account for the widespread belief in subliminal persuasion ? There are several reasons why people find this rather odd proposition to have some merit. For one thing, most people believe that some sort of scientific study was done years ago which used subliminal messages to increase Coke and popcorn sales in a New Jersey movie theater. This became the paradigmatic case of subliminal persuasion.

      There was a report in the media of an ostensible six-week study of patrons of a movie theater in Fort Lee, New Jersey, in 1956, where, the story went, advertising specialist James Vicary had secretly used a device on the movie projectors which flashed suggestions to buy popcorn and drink Coke. Vicary claimed to have increased Coke sales by 18.1% and popcorn sales by 57.7%. So well accepted was this claim that this apocryphal story is, I am told, still related in some undergraduate psychology classes as if it were a scientific study.

      The reports of this fed the public fears and imagination in a powerful way which turned out to be much more potent than the method in Vicary's study. His study in fact turned out to be a hoax, as admitted by Vicary (Danzig, 1962) and demonstrated by repeated failures to replicate the supposed effect,. (Weir, 1984; Advertising Age, 1958). Nor have there ever been any successful replications to this date, or any clear evidence that subliminal messages can significantly influence behavior. What passes for evidence of subliminal persuasion is simply reliable evidence that subjects detect some stimuli that they are not aware of detecting, and that such perception can influence simple lexical priming tasks, not attitudes or behaviors.,,,,. (Pratkanis & Greenwald, 1988; McConnell. Cutler, and McNeil, 1958; Goldiamond, 1958; McConnell, 1966; McConnell, 1989a)

    2. Re:try again. by MrFredBloggs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, the myth goes that you hide words/pictures related to sex (especially "sex"), death and any other primal stuff like that (can't remember offhand), and your brain picks it up and stores it along with the brand name. Then, when you are shopping, you look at a drink, or coffee or whatever, and subconciously you go `ah!` as your mind drags out the subliminal implant. So look for that sort of thing. If you search google for some combination of:

      Wilson Bryan Key
      subliminal
      subconcious
      advert
      advertising
      sex
      hidden

      you`ll find a bunch of examples.

  50. Anti-American? by sv0f · · Score: 2

    Marketplace on CBC, that's a Canadian station for you Americans...

    It's not just Americans who haven't heard of CBC.

    No one outside Canada cares about the call letters of your pissant stations.

  51. Weak minded Dumb Bitch by teamhasnoi · · Score: 3, Interesting
    "If I feel a little bit crummy or a little bit down...my fallback strategy is shopping," Cathy Denison said.

    But she doesn't have a problem with neuromarketing -- or any other subconscious probing.

    "I think if they can find a way to help us find a way into that magic little feeling that shopping can give you -- if you do it right and you get the right thing and you don't spend too much money, hats off to them. Thank you. I think it's a service."

    ...And don't spend too much money?? Jesuit Monk, does she think that cigarettes are good for her too?

    Since she doesn't have a problem with neuromarketing -- or any other subconscious probing, one could guess that she is quite an easy lay. Go for it /.ers! Most likely she'll overlook your pizza stained sweatpants, as long as you keep repeating, "Geek is Chic...Geek is Chic..."

    It's sheepeople like these that are making world domination easy. Make sure you wear a condom when you handily take her womanhood.

    1. Re:Weak minded Dumb Bitch by MagPulse · · Score: 2

      Reminds me of a girl I knew in college. When I'd ask her hard questions she'd get defensive. Questions like "Why did you vote that way?" or "Why did you let that guy do that?" She liked to say she just "went with the flow".

      So did the Nazis.

  52. Selecting for medical research subjects? by ianscot · · Score: 2
    They're paying people to lie inside MRI machines and look at pictures of products while the machine snaps images of their brains.

    News flash: people who volunteer for medical research aren't always in much of a position to buy consumer products. Maybe the people who might actually buy your sports sedan will think about the car instead of the girl, you know?

    It's amazing the things people will willingly do for a study like this. Advertizing psychology does stuff like put little cameras in your living room, to track your eye movement when you watch commercials. Who would volunteer for that to be in her home? Chee-sus! (And who are the people who start fooling around on camera? Supposedly happens, or according to a psych teacher I had anyway.)

    Advertizers have no scruples, but are we this willing to participate in the process?

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  53. Advertisements dancing where? by vingilot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't like advertisements tapdancing on the chest of my own free will...What do you think

    then it's not free will. how about that?

  54. Nothing new...just worse by pmz · · Score: 4, Informative

    Now, I'm no genius, but isn't something like this wrong?

    Go read a Sociology textbook. There are decades of tales about cult leaders, population control, con artists, etc. Tales about power over other people.

    Now go read a Management or Marketing textbook...same thing, but different jargon.

    Except now, their tatics will be even more potent, as they manipulate our core humanity against us. Don't be suprised when the hopeless flocks grow even greater than before.

  55. Sounds a lot like ... an urban legend by phritz · · Score: 2, Informative
    Oldest one in the book.

    Check those facts, please.

  56. What scares me isn't the commercial applications.. by Chillblaine · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's the eventual political application of this. Politicians appealing directly to the subconcious and potentially overriding the concious/rational choices (we hope) the public would make.

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  57. Re:whatever by sv0f · · Score: 2

    Would you rather those "young indonesian girls" made their $1.80 the old-fashioned way?

  58. Re:er, um by frotty · · Score: 2, Interesting

    (repost for those like me who don't read mish mash)

    Well, as a Communication Strategist and Designer, (aka, layman's tongue Marketer) I have to say, "Yep, this'd be the next step."

    What is sorely missing from most all of the comments thus far is the declaration of what marketing is.

    Everything produced "nowadays" (as in for the past 30 years) considers marketing, everyone makes their "informed decisions" about products that, generally, were created to fulfill a market segment. *GASP* IMPOSSIBLE!?

    Yes, utility has a lot to do with marketing, hence versions and price ranges and upgrades and add-ons.

    Sure, the color of a plastic strip sewn into the side of a Nike shoe, the positioning of products on shelves (companies purchase shelf space and position, it's not just up to the major food chains to throw the product wherever they want), the graphic design is focus tested for years... and none of this considers the marketshare strategies (when to saturate, when to disappear, when to recampaign)... but this is just the skin of marketing.

    What is at the heart of marketing? Basically: finding out what people want, and giving it to them. Do not confuse the more sensationalist tactics of marketing (superbowl commercials, sex, et al) with marketing itself... besides, if you claim you can ignore commercials well, fine, show me how you ignore forming an image of a pink elephant when I mention a pink elephant. That's now in there, at least for a little while, in that real estate known as your brain.

    What would I have to do to get to to remember pink elephants for longer (don't answer that)?

    This handy MRI would tell me what YOU want, essentially, without worrying about the noise.

    Y'know, simplifying the signal chain as much as possible? I just finished reading about a campaign with a sporting good company that got the permission of a store to place cameras into the store to monitor how certain point of purchase displays were being used. Using this information, a new (and improved) point of purchase display was produced and sales of product X increase.

    People in the store know they're being "watched" and enter an agreement to the surveillance by default inside the store.

    I wonder if there's a petition I can join to battle surveillance cameras in commercial spaces! Basically: since when is telling me what you want such a bad thing? Especially since I'm asking you? Are you scared because I might tap in on the "purchase mindlessly instinct" and present a commercial not unlike the cat food commercials that were designed to get cats all in a tizzy? That I can fire a sort of Valis beam from the TV that 'forces' you into a neurological, and ultimately consumer, response?

    I guess the fear is that this could lead into forcing people to do what they don't want, like making you smile when electrocuted. But as user testing stands right now, there's nothing inherently (or even remotely) evil about polling 50,000 people, getting the information, and producing a product that, for that segment, would appear to be successful.

    And, uh, yeah, if I presented data to a client that stated "in 50,000 MRIs which told us that certain regions of the brain in these people exhibited pleasure" that's a hell of a lot more impressive and realistic than saying "I asked 50,000 people and they told me."

    Bottomline: don't sign up for the MRI focus groups, that way the products won't necessarily be made for you and you can complain that things aren't the way you'd like them... that's fair. But this whole "marketing is automatically evil" spiel is ill-informed. I'm sure the Psychic Friends told you that, though.

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  59. Other implications by pogen · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Hmmm... I could see similar research being used to develop drugs that would suppress activity in these same areas of the brain, to help people overcome compulsive buying habits.

    On second thought, it probably wouldn't take off. How would you market it?

  60. Re:whatever by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2

    For what it's worth, my wife is a podiatrist, and New Balance seems to be her favorite brand as they tend to have good arch supports and are pretty well made. In my house, at least, they enjoy a free medical endorsement. :)

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  61. Re:Market analysis -- answers by MacAndrew · · Score: 3

    Well, here are my answers -- this is pretty easy?:

    Adhesive gauze strip?.....Store brand.
    Acetametaphine?...........Store brand.
    Chlorine Bleach?..........Store brand.
    Pressed Chicken Strips?...Breast meat, not "pressed." (yuck)
    Facial Tissue?............Store brand.
    Battery?..................Cheapest. Alkaline.

    Any questions?

    Yeah, I'm jaded. Advertisers barely bother with me, so my favorite shows keep getting cancelled.

  62. silly waste of time... by Lumpy · · Score: 2

    you want to know how to influence people to buy your product? make a quality product at a reasonable price....

    want an example? SAAB minivan verses a GM minivan... they are BOTH identical.. I really dont give a rats ass about manufacturers claims and nobody really truely cares that SAAB is supposedly safer... yet GM minivans outsell SAAB minivans almost 5 to 1. Why?? because SAAB is horribly overpriced for what it is. People in general, when they dont have tons of money that they dont know what to do with care most about quality+price..

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  63. Three Words by MountainLogic · · Score: 2
    Max Headroom and Blitvert.

    I hate it when TV viewers explode in my living room.

  64. Experimental subjects? Who'd stand for it? by Interrobang · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What I want to know is, where are they getting the people to lie still and take a brain scan while looking at ads? Are there really people out there who like ads sufficiently to do that? Are they paying a really, really rowrbazzle lot of money?!

    Are the experimental subject people crazy?! I mean, what's the angle here? I mean, what do they say to putative volunteers, "Oh, we're going to bombard you with commercials and take pictures of your thoughts while we do it, so we can make more and more irresistable ads"? I don't get it.

    I mean, the research is one thing. You have to admit that, since the crawling slime are running out of venues in which to place their scrofulous offerings, they must want to make them work better (although I doubt that will lessen the saturation level!). However, where (and how) are they finding their research subjects?

    This isn't precisely the kind of research they can do on rhesus monkeys or something (although with the way ads are now, you'd think they were written by planaria for rhesus monkeys, or something), but who's giving that famous "informed consent"?

    Eeek! An entirely new meaning of the ad-copy phrase "Not tested on animals"!

    --shudder-- Ok, I'm scaring myself. I'd better stop now.

    1. Re:Experimental subjects? Who'd stand for it? by 0x20 · · Score: 2

      Are you kidding? People will sell their blood plasma, which requires a really big needle in your arm, for 10 bucks a liter. And they line up to do it. I don't think it'd be difficult at all to find enough people willing to sit in a comfortable chair and watch TV for a couple hours a day for (probably) quite a bit more money than that. There is an entire subculture of people (college students, homeless, etc) who scan the paper daily to find studies to sign up for.

  65. This might be hard for some of you to believe... by sgage · · Score: 2

    ... but nobody's forcing you to watch TV. Though I suppose that's not the only medium to which this technology might be applied.

  66. Re:Adbusters by krinsh · · Score: 2

    No I didn't look at it at first but I am sure to now! I may not be 100% anti-anything but I am always interested in stuff similar to this; if only to laugh at some of the conspiracy theories.

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  67. Re:whatever by VikingBerserker · · Score: 2

    Did you do your own experiment to come to this conclusion? Which brand of sneaker did you use as your control.

    He may not have conducted his due diligence, but I have. In my experiment, I wore one Nike running shoe on my right foot, while my left foot was bare. I then ran over a variety of surfaces from sand and carpeting to hot asphalt, burning coals and gravel. I then ran the experiment again with the other Nike and the other foot bare.

    My results showed that I tended to travel less distance on the bare foot, making large circles. Video footage also shows a slight limp in my bare foot, particularly on rough surfaces or where temperature extremes were found. Thus, I can conclusively say that Nikes are indeed fast, or at least faster than bare feet.

  68. Re:whatever by Carmody · · Score: 2

    Hm.

    You are saying that on the hot asphalt, you were SLOWER with the bare foot than you were with the COVERED foot? Interesting.

    But I toast you, for you are Science!

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  69. seven layer model for the mind by Alien54 · · Score: 2
    I suspect that the seven layer model for data flow in networks could be applicable to this discussion of the mind.

    In that, each layer is independant. What happens at the hardware layer is independent of the data flow.

    While there is a great deal of intergration, I suspect that using this model would be useful.

    In this regard, monitoring the blood flow would not be useful in assessing the problem of the girl I mentioned above.

    Just like monitoring the flow of electrons in a computer would not help you address and correct a problem in a data base. You could eventually sort out which bits are located where, etc but it is really the long, slow, and wrong way to go about it. You do do not address a database via mechanical or basic electronic fixes.

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  70. How can you complain? by rnd() · · Score: 2
    All advertisers are doing is taking volunteers and doing studies. The fact that the brains of those volunteers may have enough similarity to yours may be what has you worried.


    I doubt that the approach is much more than a way for the agency to claim that its approach is more reliable than traditional focus groups.

    it's kind of cool from a neuroscience perspective, though.

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    Amazing magic tricks

  71. I don't see what the big deal is by DCowern · · Score: 2

    I mean really... if you don't want them scanning your brain, don't let them! It's not like they can carry around a portable brain scanner and scan random people on the street. The equipment used is large and oftentimes requires the scanee to soak their head in electrolyte (basically salt water). Yes, I've had something similar done to me before.

    If they say, "Well, we really want to scan your brain...", tell them it'll cost them. Charge them as much as you personally feel your brainwaves/intrests are worth.

    Wow... I think I just camed up with a great new business model...

    1. Think
    2. ???
    3. Profit!!!

    ;-)

  72. Sell blood? Really... by Interrobang · · Score: 2

    Where do you live? You can't sell blood where I come from -- there are specifically rules against it, which is probably due to a bunch of heads rolling in the '80s when they found out a bunch of people were transfused with tainted blood -- HIV and Hep. C. At least where I come from (if not where you are) there is a perception that anybody who'd be wanting to sell blood is probably a bad risk as a donor...

    Do people hate needles more than being exposed to ads for long periods of time? For me that's a tough call, and you'd think with all the comments about anti-spam this and anti-popup that around here...

  73. Advanced Moderation System by seven89 · · Score: 2

    What would be cool would be to hook up a bunch of /.ers to such a device and note which brain areas light up, which become dim, which go totally dark, etc., based on which posts are being read. This sort of thing might eventually become the basis for a new kind of moderation system.

  74. Microsoft could use this.... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 2

    If Microsoft had used this they may not have used a butterfly as the MSN mascot.

    I guess it didn't occured to the Microsoft management that using a bug for a Microsoft mascot wasn't a good idea.

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  75. Re:Sell blood? Really... by Interrobang · · Score: 2

    We get blood for transfusions from unpaid donors. In fact, if I remember correctly, there are actually laws against selling blood (or buying it) here.

    Would people in the US really not give blood if they weren't paid for it? That's kind of scary.

  76. it's not brainwashing.... by mbogosian · · Score: 3

    From the article:

    "The potential for good and the potential for ill are both huge here. I don't know what we will call brainwashing, but until we come up with a better term, I would suggest it's at least a kissing cousin."

    "That's completely unfounded. It has nothing to do with controlling consumer thought...nothing to do with manipulating consumer thought. All we can do is observe and learn," Brighthouse's Koval says.


    Yeah, observe and learn how to control their thoughts. Doesn't the potential for abuse outway the societal benefits here?

  77. Re:Sell blood? Really... by Interrobang · · Score: 2

    Ah, but I don't live in "America". Well, I live in North America, but I don't live in the United States of America, which is what I think you mean. Which also explains why I didn't know that the US encourages people to give blood by paying them. An unsurprising development, but nevertheless, something I didn't know.

    In retrospect, I'm sure that neuromarketers probably find ample volunteers by paying enough money to recruit them, but as I said in my original post, you'd have to pay a lot to interest me...for two reasons. Number one is that I just hate ads, and number two is that I'd hate to think I was helping the suppurating advertising pustules. One would think that (because of the widespread dislike of ads) they would have a hard time coming up with volunteers, but I guess not.

  78. They can do whatever, I still won't buy crap. by Maul · · Score: 2

    Seriously. If they want me to buy more, they should focus on making better quality products rather than focusing on trying to make the ads better.

    I don't care how awesome they make the parties look, or how much they pump up the fake breasts of their beer girls. I still won't buy Budwizer, because it is a low-quality product I don't need.

    Likewise, I won't buy MAXIM hair coloring no matter WHAT they make the girls in the ad do to the guys in the ad.

    Sadly, _I_ (or most /. readers) am not most people.

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    "You spoony bard!" -Tellah

  79. re: your sig by peterjm · · Score: 2

    you know what's going on, right?

    if i'm not mistaken, the that's that's parsed is as such:

    y = 1 / (2 * pi);
    since y is an int, and 1 / (2 * pi) is obviously less than 1, y = 0; try putting parens around the 1/2 and see what you get.

  80. Re:Sell blood? Really... by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

    Which also explains why I didn't know that the US encourages people to give blood by paying them.

    The other reason you might not know that is because it's not actually true. Firstly, giving plasma is a little different than giving blood. Secondly, the US isn't doing it - companies within the US are doing it. The only role the US is playing here is that it refrains from making it illegal.
    --

    Don't label something "offtopic" unless you know the topic well enough to tell what's on topic.

  81. Assumption #1. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2
    Don't like advertisements dancing on your free will? Dare I say it, perhaps one should exercise a little, oh what's that word...WILL POWER?


    The belief that one is not affected by advertising is one of the single most effective bits of mind control currently in play.

    Society and culture have been largely defined by media and advertisers, perhaps unwittingly, though in some of the darker ways, I tend to think it is entirely intentional.

    Example. . .

    The Shaving Razor. Razor blade companies were selling to Men who shaved the hair from their faces. They sold many razors and all was good. Until one day some bright spark realized, "You know. . . Our market share appears to be limited to exactly half the population. But if we could somehow get women to shave as well, then we might effectively double our income! Now how can we go about doing this. . ?"

    It started with leg hair, and then over the years it progressed to hair under the arms. --When I was small, I remember that my mother and her friends had hairy under-arms and nobody batted an eyelid. It was normal. This, of course, is no longer the case. The psychology used was that of body hair being, "Dirty". This message was directed at both men and women.

    The move was very, very effective, and it took less than 100 years to fully implement. (Shaving genital hair is now becoming normal.) The linking of sexual desirability to hairlessness was not an essential, natural & biological foregone conclusion. (Please forgive me for quoting Desmond "the Conceited Hack Blo-Hard" Morris), but in some cultures, female facial hair is actually a turn-on. While certain aspects of physicality are universally appealing; symmetry, healthy skin, etc., the desirability of how hairy one is, is very much a manipulable one, and the top ad people know this.

    Partly through this progressive altering of culture and the resulting sales of thousands of stupid grooming products, certain generalities were discovered. . .

    It was learned that reinforcing negative self-image in the public was both easy to do and highly effective in turning people into good consumers. By association, it was learned that creating rifts between the sexes and between friends, by nurturing impossible 'ideals' which we all have been told to want in our friends and lovers, and by reinforcing our belief that Consumer Products will not fail us when our friends and loved ones do. . . our entire society, the way we think, the way we teach our kids, the way we address all kinds of critical issues, has been invisibly altered in enormous, fundamental ways.

    They are now selling anti-depressants in women's magazines! --Prozac, among others, is now available in a variety of forms, even mixed with birth control pills. "Nobody wants a grouchy girl friend!"

    Don't think Anti-depressants are so bad? (They're just pills, after all; everybody is taking them.) Well, where do you think that idea came from?

    It's unacceptable for kids to 'misbehave', (act like kids). --That is, when you try to make kids sit in rows for hours on end, they naturally go loopy. And this is now also controlled with drugs, and considered normal! How? Why, you popularize 'diseases' like 'Attention Deficit Disorder'. Different kids are going to have shorter or longer attention spans, and some are going to be downright hard to deal with, and some may even have real psychological anomalies, but this represented a very small slice of the population only fifty years ago; why is it that today we are mass-drugging millions of kids? One out of every three people I know today has been on, or is currently addicted to anti-depressants!

    Social programming, with the result of million dollar profits for the food and drug companies.

    And this is just one of an endless number of examples.

    --Another of my current favorite examples of an ad which people don't see the full darkness of is a recent IKEA commercial. --Perhaps you've seen it: "Mom, Dad, I'm pregnant." -To which the father explodes in a rage and accuses the mother of being a bad influence, "I'm not the one who smoked dope in college!" A fucked up, stressed out scene of family strife. Then an IKEA sales appears in the scene and in a warm manner asks the couple if they'll be taking the living room set, to which the couple warmly accept.

    I've seen this style used in a number of places. It works like this:

    The upsetting emotional scene acts as a psychological opener on the viewer, setting up a variety of conditions in the brain. When this state is at its height, the scene shifts abruptly to one with a warm and genial message, effectively solving and soothing the alarmed state in the viewer.

    And this is not merely intellectual in nature. Brain chemistry changes and the way stimulus responses as recorded by evolving synaptic pathways are all understood in exacting detail by science.

    The end result? --The brain associates IKEA with something which can instantly remove stress and alarmed states. Further, it plays on the, "You Can't Depend On People," lie with which we are hammered daily.

    It extends far beyond advertising. Either by design or by default, it extends to popular programming. Shows like the aptly named, "Friends," displays both impossible standards as 'normal' as well as the 'appropriate' role model reactions we should have when those impossible standards are not met. Look at all television shows. These attitudes, the dispicable people on Seinfeld, were not normal, but they are becoming so! It's all part of the same game.

    And I'm sorry, but 'Will Power' alone will not protect you from these sorts of psyche manipulations. --Though the ad industry likes to quietly promote that "Advertising doesn't really affect you," so as to ensure that people don't know that they need to put up their guard in certain ways. --And this in itself, the belief that "Ads don't affect me," is a perfect example of successful advertising.

    The only defense is Knowledge. Knowledge Protects. If you know about this stuff, if you can see this stuff, then it becomes much, much, much easier to block it. To keep yourself off mind-numbing drugs, to keep yourself away from toxic foods, to keep yourself out of dangerous, draining work places and to treat your friends and loved ones with the enormous respect and care they deserve.

    Don't be fooled. Don't be used. There is a full psy-war being waged out there every day against you and me, and while it is being driven by greed, its effects reach far, far beyond the simple question of whether or not you will buy Brand X beer or Brand N shoes.

    Very simply, if you don't learn how the war is fought, you are lunch.


    -Fantastic Lad

  82. More charming stunts from advertisers by Goonie · · Score: 2
    In this 1999 Salon article, there's a discussion of how some marketing droids have tried using hypnotism to figure out people's emotional responses to various brands.

    Personally, I'd consider prostitution before I'd led a marketing guy anywhere near my subconcious mind...

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    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
    --Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
  83. If they took my brain scan by vandelais · · Score: 2

    they would find out that I will never buy a Ford because of that sheepfucker cowboy who fails to respect his own limitations and boundaries and refuses to compromise thinks (relatively speaking) highly of his pickup.

    They also would conclude that the blonde woman from the Old Navy commercials is a bad mom.

    They would also find negative reaction to any commercial featuring Donald Trump and Grimace plotting to take over the world in some high-rise boardroom with one dollar hamburgers.

    They would take the hint and stop running these 3 commercials I don't like.

    --
    Game: Player 'Donald J Trump' now has AI skill level 'experimental'.
  84. Next press release from the MPAA by dvNull · · Score: 2

    If you shoot youself in the head so as to not succumb to our neuroads you are stealing!

  85. Re:Sell blood? Really... by Dwonis · · Score: 2

    Plasma is not the same as white blood cells. Plasma is what your white blood cells float in.

  86. Re:Free will - who cares? by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2
    It's all very fun playing the elitist card 'all those drones out there are sheep but _I_ am a Real Man!', and as someone with some familiarity with advertising techniques, EXTRA points for the insinuation ('And you know what?' as an aside, apparently between equals, but delivering a message of 'THEY are mindless droids')

    This of course 'loads' the statement emotionally, making it more appealing to agree to it rather than repudiate the intimate terms- if you disagree with the statement you are also risking being assigned to the 'mindless droid' camp, and not everybody has the subconscious security to be willing to contest the point.

    That's how cults like Objectivists persuade people to their views, by drawing lines in the sand and inviting people to categorize the world as 'superior beings and mindless droids': if you accept the premise, it is very unlikely that you will assign yourself the status of 'mindless droid'. But by the same process, if you instinctively reject being classified mindless droid, it's loading the dice strongly in favor of siding with the person stating the premise, for emotional, subconscious reasons having to do with personal insecurity. This is neuromarketing old school style: rig the game so the person accepts your premise and then let them rationalize WHY, using terms you've supplied them.

    But then you know all this, being such a not-mindless-droid, right? ;)

    Scott Adams, the 'Dilbert' cartoonist, is a trained hypnotist. In his books he has stated in all seriousness that his experience as a hypnotist has given him a deep and wary distrust of ANYONE's 'free will'. Basically, your free will is a hoax- if you are hypnotized and made to get up and twirl and sit down again, and then as a posthypnotic suggestion you're 'triggered' and do this, you will make up all sorts of silly rationalization for why you 'wanted' to do that. If the action isn't totally silly, you may even be irate at any suggestion your will isn't totally free. And yet, what's happening is you're being prompted on a level BENEATH will, and explaining to yourself why you act the way you do.

    This is perfectly common and normal and just the way the mind works. Get used to it- normally your pre-will impulses, like recoiling from a hot stove, are healthy and useful, or anyhow driven by harmless biases.

    Seeing as you have already been prompted to defend a concept of 'the will above all' against any challenges, possibly because of the threat of being considered a 'mindless droid' if you DON'T claim your will overcomes all outside manipulation, I really can't expect that you have much resistance at all to such manipulation. It seems like you protest too much, and are willing to lump most of humanity into an 'inferior will' category just to defend your concept of will in the face of evidence that challenges it.

    But that is no concern of mine :)

    I'm sure I'm vulnerable to many forms of manipulation. It just happens that objectivist-cultist-us-superiors-against-all-those -retards rhetoric is not a form that works very well on me. Dunno why, it just isn't persuasive.

    Cheers, and watch out for the mindless droids :)

    And when I want to sell YOU something, I now know what approach to take. Except I've totally ruined it with this disrespectful little comment post. Oops :) well, someone ELSE can profit from presenting you with IdiotsAren'tSmartEnoughToBuyThis/YouLookSmart type of pitches :)

  87. Re:This might be hard for some of you to believe.. by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2

    I don't watch TV or listen to the radio. I read books. I guess I'm lucky I'm not under arrest yet ;)

  88. Re:Your example is truly a perfect counter example by ajs · · Score: 2

    Hmm... I see your point about manufactured shame, but I don't think the ads did the manufacturing, given that 100 years ago the whole topic was considered one of the "womens mysteries" and the products that WERE available were a hell of a lot worse than what we have today (as your linked articles note, the tampon was not invented until the 30s).

    Also, you make the mistake that a lot of people make with cigarettes. Yes, there have been health risks associated with women with dry or unusually constrictive vaginas, and yes, those women should avoid tampons, or at least the high absobancy ones. Yes too, to the fact that the companies who were producing these products failing to disclose that information.

    Now ask yourself this. If those companies had relied 100% on word-of-mouth and never advertized, would they have disclosed any more than they did? No. This was not a case of advertizing hurting anyone, this was a case of companies hurting their customers totally independant of how they advertized the product, and the companies, not he phenomenon of advertizing should be held accountable.

    Let us not provide such underhanded tactics with a straw man for them to use in their defense.

  89. Is this new? by Felinoid · · Score: 2

    With patents being extended to being forever I'm going to guess that Oog the Cave Salesmen is going to sue for his patent.

    Sales has been about trying to hyponotise people into buying your product.
    Otherwise we'd just have "Windows: It works" "Linux: It works better. so say IBM" "Macintosh: It's easy and powerful" "Solarus: It's better than the rest" "Nintendo: Videogames"

    --
    I don't actually exist.
  90. The harder you look... by Perianwyr+Stormcrow · · Score: 2

    The harder you look for something, the more likely it is that you will find it, whether it exists or not.

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    What we call folk wisdom is often no more than a kind of expedient stupidity.-Edward Abbey