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Tetris AI System

You've probably always wanted a system that reads a Tetris game via a webcam, decides the optimum move, and then inputs the commands to make that move, right? Well, now your prayers are answered.

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  1. Holy Shit! by Limburgher · · Score: 0, Funny

    If they overcame the Clumsy-Ass Thumbs problem, this thing'll kick all our asses at 2-player! :)

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  2. The New 4th law... by gokubi · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

    2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

    3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

    4. A robot must never place the long skinny ones horizontally, unless it leads to a long skinny vertical hole so 4 rows can be cleared at once the next time a long skinny one comes around.

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    1. Re:The New 4th law... by GuyMannDude · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought Directive 4 was that any attempt to arrest a senior officer of OCP Corporation would result in immediate shutdown!

      GMD

    2. Re:The New 4th law... by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh geeezzzz, get real...

      That sort of stuff only happens in the movies.

  3. Wow! by The_Rippa · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now THAT's some serious nerding...too bad a feat like this does nothing to impress the ladies

    1. Re:Wow! by Bonker · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, to impress the ladies with an app like this, you need something that can optimally play The Sims so that you can arrange any given soap-opera scenario to your liking.

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    2. Re:Wow! by Kenja · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't know. Being able to use a computer to get the right long piece into the right slot could be useful. However it could end up like my old boost of having a big Wang in my bedroom. Girls always left somewhat disappointed.

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  4. A really useful tool... by ShawnDoc · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now if they would just adapt this to playing Solitare, I'd never have to come to work again! The computer could do my "job" for me.

    1. Re:A really useful tool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
  5. Great For Super Geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    This is great for the /.er who not only cant find a girlfriend and therefore is home playing tetris all Saturday night, but also cant find a friend to play tetris with. Just plug in your computerized friend and you will have fun all night long.


    That is until he beats you 27 times in a row and you throw your controller at his camera-head and cause him to crash.

  6. Tetris Setup Photo by Indras · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone get this guy a Desktop Cleanup Wizard!. And I thought I had too many icons on my desktop...

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  7. Damn cheaters by m4g02 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The future is facing us now!, i dont think i could take an AIRCUH (AI remote controlled undetectable hack) for Counter Strike, life wont have a meaning anymore, damn hax0rs.

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  8. As my Favorite Family Guy Character would Say by indigogorge.net · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Holy Crap!!! You mean I don't ever have to think again! Sweeeet!!"

  9. Penny Arcade movie suggestion by klang · · Score: 5, Funny
  10. It's like you're inside my head ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 3, Funny
    Reading my very thoughts on how much I wanted a Tetris AI system.

    Of course, you're also telling me to pick up a halibut and run through the workplace smacking coworkers upside the head as way of instructing them in Esperanto. I think I'll try and ignore those instructions, this time.

  11. Sure, his project's impressive by Amsterdam+Vallon · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... but, quite frankly, I'm more impressed that his page with 1.22MB of data sent per hit is still loading fine after an old-fashioned Slashdotting!

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  12. But the point is... by KoolDude · · Score: 2, Funny


    ...whether it can win even if the freaking long piece doesn't come at the right time ;)

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  13. POV Tetris by handy_vandal · · Score: 2, Funny

    What I want is a multiplayer Tetris where I view the game from the tile's point of view. "You are looking down a deep chute, falling towards an irregular field of colored squares ...."

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    1. Re:POV Tetris by ptrangerv8 · · Score: 4, Funny

      your light has gone out...
      if you move downward any fartheryou will be eaten by a grue
      you were eaten by a grue, please try again.
      (yes, mod me down, but it's still damn funny!)
      ;beer;

    2. Re:POV Tetris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or how about the classic adventure....

      Suddenly you find yourself deep within the bowels of the hideious Tetris fortress, looking up you see what looks like blocks of stone falling on top of you, to the left you see a switch

      > flick switch

      High up a block of muti-colored rock gyrates itself in a counterclockwise. It still appears you will kill yourself it you do not do something in a hurry.

      > fuck

      Paitence my young friend, this kind of language can not be tolerated in fortress Tetris.

      > fuck you asshole

      In Soviet Russia assholes fuck you

      > turn switch

      The block that was deemed to crush you in one mighty blow, turns sideways and fits into part of the floor saving your life and the lives of the many pixies in your backpack.

      > open backpack

      You open the backpack and find naked pixie girls staring innocently at you, at 19 inches, they look incredibly underage, also from the corner of your eye, you could spot just one more block making its way towards you.

      > take pixie

      You take a sexy pixie in your hand and fondle her button.

      > Undress pixie ... ...
      Player gets squashed by a block of Tetris.

      > Undress pixie

      You are dead, would you like to summon a dety

      > Undress pixie

      You cant do anything but restart this game.

      > Fuck you

      Forking program rm -fr ~

  14. Re:Oh but... by Some+Var · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is anyone else reading "NP-Hard" as "No problem hard"?
    Confuses me everytime, maybe i've been abusing irc too much.. ;)

  15. My Tetris Gnome plans finally come to fruition... by EvilAlien · · Score: 0, Funny
    Stage 1:
    Tetris visual perception and AI decision making

    ...

    Stage 3:
    PROFIT!

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  16. Benefactor of mankind--thank you! by EnlightenmentFan · · Score: 3, Funny
    Now I can set up computer #1 to play an infinite, obsessive game of Tetris on computer #2, leaving me free at last to sit down at computer #3 and get some work done. The $200 for webcam and other hardware is cheap for an invention like this, with the revolutionary potential of the wheel, or fire, or even pizza delivery.

    Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

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    1. Re:Benefactor of mankind--thank you! by skillet-thief · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, you forgot that on computer #3 there is /. Computer #4 is reading, modding and replying via webcam #2, you are working on computer #5!

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  17. Re:Gaming AI's by Neuroelectronic · · Score: 2, Funny

    If someone did create a doom playing AI via webcam, what would stop someone from straping it to a moble platform w/ a gun and letting it lose in the streets to shoot down anything that moves? :)

  18. Where are the IN SOVIET RUSSIA posts? by vasqzr · · Score: 3, Funny


    We actually need them in this article!!

  19. Re:Gaming AI's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The laws of Physics?

  20. Take it a step further by Stroman+Rebar · · Score: 5, Funny
    Don't just stop with squads of computers hunting people over the net in FPS games. We can shrink them down put them in indestructible exoskeletons with nuclear batteries to hunt down actual people! Then we can wrap in fake skin and send them back in time to... uh...

    Never mind. It may not be that great of an idea

  21. Stuff that matters by Biomechanoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    You've probably always wanted a system that reads a Tetris game via a webcam

    Yes.

  22. Only a couple more steps. by mshiltonj · · Score: 5, Funny

    Very, very impressive.

    If I may humbly suggest a few design improvements as you continue to develop the item:

    1) Remove the electrical connections, and have it physically press the keys of the keyboard with a robotic arm of some sort.

    2) Make it mobile, so it could, for instance, go in search of a tetris game, if it gets bored.

    3) If it sees a tetris game being played, but doesn't have access to the keyboard, it can verbally (with synthesis) tell the player what to do. "left! left! rotate! rotate! drop!"

    4) Trash talking. "I can't believe you dropped that there! What are you -- a carbon-based unit? go back to playing pong, you binary digit."

    4) Global Thermonuclear War.

  23. Everything leads to pr0n... by telstar · · Score: 2, Funny

    The same guy is now retrofitting his contraption by pointing his webcam at his wife, and having Leisure Suit Larry's AI instruct him how to seduce her.
    Fortunately, for the gene pool, he's finding that this problem has no solution, but mostly due to personal limitations.

  24. Re:Next generation of cheats by Xerithane · · Score: 2, Funny

    How much further do you feel cheating can advance? In Counter-Strike, you can get cheats that will auto-aim on someone's head and fire for you. I really don't see what you would want more than that.


    Best Counter Strike scene I've witnessed was somebody going idle to go eat. He tells everyone he is going away but forgets to turn his aimbot off. For a half hour he was completely idle and managed to get about 25 kills.

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  25. What? No duct tape? by blair1q · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's with all the rubber bands on the relay board?

  26. Re:My Tetris Gnome plans finally come to fruition. by nlh · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ah, but you see THIS time, there's an answer!

    Stage 2: Play tetris for money

    I hear they have a very harsh anti-cheating policy there (i.e. they'll freeze all the money in your account and ban you if they even suspect you of cheating) but hey, it's still tetris for money.

    nlh

  27. Re:Artificial Intelligence by lirkbald · · Score: 4, Funny

    The AI was limited and I think a more accurate project for AI would be to actually host an AI service that offered network-accessed primitives for supreme entropy to contribute to a work of data; such centralized AI system would allow gamers as well as scientific computing to benefit from a verry good entropy pool of numbers as well as improve the funfactor of gaming.

    Y'know, I read through that several times, and I still don't know what it says. I'm pretty sure the poster didn't either.

  28. Tetris AI Madness by leoboiko · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I saw the title, I thought they finally revealed that Tetris has a massively advanced and evil AI designed to frustrate the player. It analyses your gameplay and knows exactly what pieces you want and don't want...

    Even my tinfoil hat can't stop it from reading my mind.

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