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Pyromaniac Cosplay

mani writes "This is truly taking cosplay to the next level. Not only are they dressing and acting out characters from SNK/Playmore's King of Fighters series, but using actual fire to truly simulate the 2d fighting experience. Pictures and video included. Warning: site is most definately not in english."

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  1. What exactly is cosplay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I've seen the term used in newsgroups now and then but I've never figured out quite what it is. After looking at the linked site, I'm guessing "costume fetish" - is this correct?

    1. Re:What exactly is cosplay? by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Depends on your definition of 'fetish.' Basically it's just dressing up in costume, like some character. Sort of like how some Trekkies dress up as Vulcans for conventions.

      There are of course some people who take it a little far.

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    2. Re:What exactly is cosplay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Coming from someone who's dressed up as Captain Kangaroo RIGHT NOW.

      And with NO PANTS.

      Curse this 2000's surveillance technology!

    3. Re:What exactly is cosplay? by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Well that's just because I try to be accurate -- you think that they wear pants on TV if the picture only goes down to their waist? Think again, pal. ;)

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    4. Re:What exactly is cosplay? by An+Ominous+Cow+Erred · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's a contraction of "Costume Play". It basically just means having fun dressing up as your favorite character/archtype/profession/whatever.

      It doesn't necessarily mean you have a "fetish" (depending on what you mean with that term) but people who practice cosplay do enjoy costumes.

  2. Oh, but it not being in English... by Corvaith · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...just makes it more fun for those of us not really interested in the subject matter, because then you can imagine that the site says whatever you want it to say. :)

  3. hmm by SHEENmaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    why not use actual fire to make super-ultra-mega-extreme tuxracer?

    Is /. not beyond reporting on video games!?

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    1. Re:hmm by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 1

      why not use actual fire to make super-ultra-mega-extreme tuxracer?

      Oh please, Tuxracer is easy...

      Step 1: Find a penguin.
      Step 2: Find a snow-covered hill.
      Step 3: Throw pengiun down hill.

  4. Disclaimer: by Quaoar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Please, for the love of god, no one try to be Blanka.

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    1. Re:Disclaimer: by baywulf · · Score: 1

      But if you are a chinese or british chick please DO try to be a Chun-li or Cammy.

  5. Take caution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative


    "Warning: site is most definately not in english."

    Warning: post is most definitely not in English

  6. For those who don't know by Suicide · · Score: 5, Informative

    Cosplay (cohs'puhleh) noun. the Japanese word for masquerading, generally done at anime and gaming events (including the unique Comic Market events in Japan)

    1. Re:For those who don't know by r00zky · · Score: 1

      So you need to have iptables MASQ support in your kernel to enter the website?

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    2. Re:For those who don't know by FifthRayne · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that Cosplay was shorthand for "Costume Play"...then again, what do I know?

    3. Re:For those who don't know by FACEMILK · · Score: 2, Insightful

      More likely cosplay = costume play. Japanese words normally alternate consonant and vowel sounds (always as far as I've heard).

      However, I've never seen this stuff before so I'm guessing.

  7. Cosplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative
    What is Cosplay?
    Cosplay is a Japanese fan term for Costume Play; it's equivalent to the Western fan term Masquerade. In Japan cosplay covers pretty much the spread that convention masquerades in the West cover, from SF to fantasy, from medieval to military uniforms. It's basically a time for fans to dress up in their favourite garb or as their favourite character and have a bit of fun. There is a condition though; most fans insist that you not only play the character in dress, you also play the character's nature. In other words, whilst you're in costume, you must be the character, in thoughts, words and action.
    1. Re:Cosplay by Autonymous+Toaster · · Score: 1
      In other words, whilst you're in costume, you must be the character, in thoughts, words and action.

      That's just nuttier than raisin bread toast (speaking of which, now there's a two-dimensional entity I'd like to see emulated in costume - wink, wink).

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    2. Re:Cosplay by Salsaman · · Score: 1

      Back in the day, we used to call that a 'fancy dress party'.

  8. in English by SHEENmaster · · Score: 1

    here it is in English. Oriental languages still sound weird when translated to me; why the hell can't the entire world switch to English(first choice) or Esperanto and save me the trouble of babelfish!?

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    1. Re:in English by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      Congratulations. You just pissed off the entire country of France. As if the current state of Franco-American (heh) relations wasn't bad enough, now we've got the language problem to deal with.

      Thanks a lot, Sheenmaster.

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    2. Re:in English by ubugly2 · · Score: 1

      are they going to preemptively surrender now or are they going to get pissy and hoard all the cheese?

    3. Re:in English by asparagus · · Score: 1

      Just say something to sooth things over.

      I'd suggest a phrase such as "enlève ta croute que je swingue dans l'pus."

      -Brett

    4. Re:in English by r00zky · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      > why the hell can't the entire world switch to English(first choice) or Esperanto
      why don't you just invade the entire world?
      o wait... you're already doing that

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    5. Re:in English by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      Remove your crust... what? My Fronch is limited to what you'd read on a menu.

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    6. Re:in English by LogicFlow · · Score: 1

      Languages evolve. Deal with it, assfuck.

    7. Re:in English by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      Why don't we put the choice of language to a democratic vote ...

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    8. Re:in English by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 1

      I've never discovered the reason why Esperanto is supposed to be so good. I have a suspicion it's based soley on Mexico's proximity to the US. For countries with few spanish speakers, it doesn't make much sense at all...

      Residing in Canada, it doesn't make much sense to me - I know Harry Harrison is fond of it, but otherwise...

      As boring as it is, English will probably win-out by way of mass-media exposure.

      Hopefully Japanese will come in 2nd, because it sounds nicer than the alternative (Chinese dialects) ;)

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    9. Re:in English by n3k5 · · Score: 1
      Quote from the babelfishated site:
      Chief editor: Because, so it is to say, mountain wooden you.
      Mountain wood: Meaning is not recognized. At least, please insert subject and predicate.

      I wonder how so many Americans can still believe that Babelfish is capable of translating anything more complicated than 'good morning'. Of course, people who are not aware of the actual quality of the babelfishations typically don't speak any foreign language, but I don't think this is true in case of SHEENmaster. I'd rather guess for him even English is kind of a foreign language.

      Anyway, the practice of giving a babelfished link with the comment 'here's the translation' is just plain stupid. Of course, if it's a language you don't know at all, Babelfish can give you hints about a site's contents and often even reveal details of what is being said. When you try to write a few sentences in a language you know a little, entering them into Babelfish can give you some clues as to wheter their spelling and grammar is correct (e.g., does it convert back into English?). But translate it does most definitely not.

      One more thing I'd like to mention:
      Oriental languages still sound weird when translated to me
      This is utter bullshit, it's like saying your MacDonalds burger tastes strange because you paid it in Yen. If something is in English, it's in English. There's no accent and nothing weird. Otherwise, it hasn't been properly translated.

      Now do yourself a favor and learn a foreign language; even basic Esperanto knowledge will make you smarter.
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    10. Re:in English by arose · · Score: 1

      lojban

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    11. Re:in English by Luke-Jr · · Score: 1

      eigohabakadesu.
      anataganihongowonomikomimasu.

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    12. Re:in English by kungfuBreaks · · Score: 1
      On the off chance you're not trolling, you might want to know that Esperanto is an artifical language specifically designed to be as easy to learn/use as possible (clean syntax, phonetic spelling, etc).

      It has nothing to do with Spanish.

    13. Re:in English by AndrewRUK · · Score: 1

      The Babelfish with complicated something really is not very intelligent with translation because of the thing

      (or "Babelfish isn't actually very clever at translation for anything complex." when translated from Enlgish to Japanese and back to English again by the fish.)

      If you rely on babelfish, everything written in another language will sound odd.

    14. Re:in English by asparagus · · Score: 1

      Phrase for shocking the ladies when you're bored of talking with them.

      Loosely: Flip around and I'll stick it in the...(something).

      Of course, meant to be said in an outrageously lecherous French style.

      -Brett

    15. Re:in English by LogicFlow · · Score: 1

      Funny, I've read quite a few books that are 200-500 years old and I don't see how this isn't out of your ass. Please give me some titles that havn't been translated from the time.

    16. Re:in English by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sorry, but the "translated" version is just as confusing to read as the Japanese version.

    17. Re:in English by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      So he pissed off the whole country of France....

      What are they going to do, surrender? :)

    18. Re:in English by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1
      From "The Origins and Development of the English Language", by Thomas Pyles;
      There is a strong likelihood, for instance, that George III and Lord Cornwallis pronounced ask, after, path, glass, dance, and the like exactly the same as did George Washington and John Hancock-that is, as the overwhelming majority of Americans do to this day.
      This book, and others, note that American speech displayed a strong conservitism compared to British. If you read Shakesphere with a Bostonian accent, you're probably far closer than a 'Shakesherean' actor, and certianly closer than Kenue Reeves.
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    19. Re:in English by chrisos · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing, you are not going to allow the Chinese the option to vote?

      Because if you do, it aint going to be English we all speak, we'll all be speaking Mandarin this time next year :)

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    20. Re:in English by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1
      I had a nice example that Cromwell left on my answering machine, but it got erased.

      What the hell kind of material do you want? We're talking about material like Shakesphere, know of him?

      If you would like more information, any book on english liguistics will tell you more. I gave you a ref, I'm not about to type out reams of data to prove what any linguist knows.

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    21. Re:in English by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      I wanted to see who else caught on...

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  9. Sure "fire" way to land on the front page of \. by Flounder · · Score: 4, Funny
    Set parts of your body on fire, then act out scenes from a pretty weak 2d fighter.

    And setting the tires of my DeLorean on fire wasn't good enough?

    What about setting children's balloons at the fair on fire and screaming "OH THE HUMANITY!"?

    We laugh and ridicule the less intelligent members of society, then we reward them when their antics amuse us. Hell, works for me.

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    1. Re:Sure "fire" way to land on the front page of \. by Rhinobird · · Score: 1

      And setting the tires of my DeLorean on fire wasn't good enough?

      You're right...you also have to dump some water on it to make a layer of ice. THEN you set the tires on fire. SHEESH

      But seriously, when will somebody post pictures of cosplay of Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball.

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  10. WTF? by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who looks at topics like this and says, "what the hell are they talking about?" Like the entire geek universe knows what Cosplay is EXCEPT ME?

  11. in case of slashdotting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

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    Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
    Reason: Please use fewer 'junk' characters.

  12. HuH? by blair1q · · Score: 1

    It's all in English.

    Not like that makes it comprehensible...

  13. What the hell is wrong with the Japanese? by miketang16 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ok, a lot of stuff that comes out of Japan is cool.

    But, seriously what are they thinking... "Let's set our arms on fire and fight with eachother to make it look like we are video game characters!!"

    I don't even wanna go into the apparent obsession with tentacles and demonic monsters in their sexual fantasies....

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  14. Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I noticed this site is under the 'baka' (Japanese for stupid) directory.

  15. wheres uncle darwin when we need him? by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Come on. Throwing burning liquids at each oter is asking for a darwin award.

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    1. Re:wheres uncle darwin when we need him? by denny_d · · Score: 1

      napalm anybody?
      i don't know there are quite a few people throwing worse in the cause of humanity or fighting against evil...or for the sake of entertainment. hey, there's american idol for the lowest scratch on the IQ stick (MHO) I like to think of it as a metaphor for all the craziness that nature will weed out as biologically stupid.

    2. Re:wheres uncle darwin when we need him? by floydigus · · Score: 2, Informative

      To qualify for a Darwin, they would have to actually kill themselves, or burn their gonads off at least.

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  16. Not English by KoolDude · · Score: 4, Funny


    ...Warning: site is most definately not in english...

    Well, I am not sure about the site, but the post is inglesh, definately ;)

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  17. Warning: by Akardam · · Score: 3, Funny

    Persons appearing in pictures definitely not clinically sane.

  18. Poetry? by mikeophile · · Score: 5, Informative

    Translated from the box at the bottom of the page, entitled "Today's Damage"

    A burn slight to a face
    Some hair burned.
    A burn slight in both hands
    A burn slight to the bosom
    Both hands are burned.
    Costume play clothes ... In both, every place burned.
    Fire-resistant glove ... Both are total losses
    Costume play clothes ... In both, every place burned.
    Fire-resistant glove ... Both are total losses

  19. Weak Moves by TrekkieGod · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ack, anyone can throw fire at each other (why you'd want to, I don't know). I want to see them do Mortal Kombat-like fatalities :)

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  20. That's nothing. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait till they see me in my pneumatic hardsuit with the built in atmospheric controls and health monitoring. I'm still trying to perfect my ego-border dissolution skill so I can turn people in to puddles of jello in act 3.

    Turning them back isn't so easy. Sigh.

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    1. Re:That's nothing. by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      Wait till they see me in my pneumatic hardsuit with the built in atmospheric controls and health monitoring.

      That's nothing! After watching the starfighters on mst3k, I'm traumatised to the point where I shall build...a poopy suit of my very own! Fire throwing cosplayers, bah, you can swim in pools with a poopy suit! Heck, I could swim in puddles of people jello with the raw power of a poopy suit!

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  21. Re:Disclaimer: (pic) by $$$$$exyGal · · Score: 2, Informative
    I had no idea what any of this was, so I did a search for Blanka. Here's all the stats on this fighter, and a pic: here.

    --naked

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  22. Cosplay looks cool! by cabra771 · · Score: 1

    So am I the only one who thinks this looks like a lot of fun? I could care less about the 'firefighter's nightmare' site, but some of those pictures off of the cosplay site look really cool. I'm one of those people who always look forward to Halloween to dress up, but if conventions like they show on this site were around here (brrrr...wisconsin), I would totally be there! I'm not a total anime nut (I do own a nice stock of them though), but most of those costumes look great! And I'm willing to bet the majority of people who go to those conventions are exactly the type of people I like to hang out with. Any of you been to one of these? What was your experience?

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    1. Re:Cosplay looks cool! by cabra771 · · Score: 1

      Ever hear of anything going on in Chicago or Milwaukee?

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  23. So, On the Page... by Poeir · · Score: 1

    On the page, there's screenshots from the game, followed by real-life reenactments of the scene.

    Here is a particularly interesting one, which is followed by 1, 2, and 3. But naturally, they skipped the most interesting part of the screenshot, the opponent bursting into flames.

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  24. Water! Water! by MidoriKid · · Score: 1

    The pic of the dude running to the ocean is priceless! It's a good thing they selected such a convienient location.

  25. Playing with fire by Pilferer · · Score: 1

    I wonder why they did it next to water... (hmmm)

  26. Words......fail me....... by Nemus · · Score: 1
    *sigh*


    Where did it all go so wrong......


    Darwin isn't just rolling in his grave; hes shot the television, done a kilo of coke, and started a conga line with the girls from the strip club.


    I mean come on. Do people really stop and say to each other:


    Tatsuo!!

    Yeah?

    Mind if I throw some napalm/buring materials at your face?

    Sure!!!! I've got the gasoline and styrofoam!

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  27. That's Nothing Part 2 by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

    There's also a major hentai cosplay scene out there. Yeah, it's blurred all to hell by Japanese censorship laws, but damn, you CANNOT compare to that.

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  28. Ok, but what I really want to see is... by Rhinobird · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think I speak for everybody when I say that what we REALLY want to see is cosplay with Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball.

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    1. Re:Ok, but what I really want to see is... by Pulp+Device · · Score: 1

      Hey, when you find a few eighteen or nineteen year old girls with obscenely strange proportions who all have exactly the same face and skin like barbie dolls, let me know.

    2. Re:Ok, but what I really want to see is... by Xaroth · · Score: 1

      No you don't.

      Have you seen who typically does cosplay? Here's a hint: male. Here's another: 300 lbs. Last chance hint: hairy.

      'nuff said.

  29. Site explanation by Rolman · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm quite a fan of KOF and fighting games and understand some Japanese, so I have a fair knowledge of what's going on.

    In the first photos, you see these guys "Kyochin Yuzawa" and "Iorin Yamagi" facing off like their video game counterparts, Kyo Kusanagi and Iori Yagami, respectively.

    Kyo and Iori are fierce rivals, descendants of clans that have fought each other over the power of a god-like entity called Orochi (the Kusanagi to seal it, the Yagami to harness it).

    In the game, choosing these two will produce the same taunt that's written below their pics: "Honou ga omae o yonderuze!" ("You called for this fire") says Kyo, "nara, moetsukiro, isagiyokuna!" ("Let's see if it's good enough") answers Iori.

    The first animated GIF shows Kyo using his most powerful move (Orochinagi), which requires great reflexes and strategy to pull off and hit the enemy with it in the real game. Kyo executes it while shouting "kuraiyagaree!" (something along the lines as "take this!") and burn Iori.

    The second GIF shows Iori performing his second most powerful move (Yaotome), Iori perfoms it while shouting "Raku ni shinenzo!", (something like "just die!") but they make fun when the flame comes short of reaching Kyo.

    Then it begins to get weird. Kyo uses his second most powerful move (Mu Shiki), which has Kyo performing a series of flaming punches in the game. But this time, Iori actually blocks the punch (!) and counters it with his most powerful move (Saku Tsumagushi) in his greatest form, which ends with Iori pounding the opponent on the floor amidst purple flames.

    But the funny thing is, Kyochin's hands were actually burning beyond the fireproof gloves, so he tries to put the fire off on the sea water, while he shouts "I'm gonna dieee!".

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    1. Re:Site explanation by zioncat · · Score: 1

      "raku ni ha shinenzo!" is actually corruption of "raku ni ha shinenaizo!", which means "you won't die painlessly!" better luck next time.

    2. Re:Site explanation by Rolman · · Score: 1

      Actually, the translation several of you are using is very loose, just as mine. There's no way "raku" could literally translate as "painlessly". It is not accurate but it is fairly correct, too. You must have read it in some KOF FAQ, or do you speak japanese yourself?

      Remember we are dealing with slang japanese dialogue, it can't be accurately translated to ANY other language. So better luck to you next time on finding KOF FAQs on Google's "I'm feeling lucky" option.

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    3. Re:Site explanation by zioncat · · Score: 1

      Well, it can be translated as "I won't let you die so easily" as well but my point was that he is saying he WON'T die painlessly/easily, exactly the opposite of what AC said.

      And I actually do speak japanese.

  30. Love the last picture by Thing+1 · · Score: 4, Funny
    The last picture's great -- the guy rushes to the ocean to put his burning hands out. Gotta love it.

    Darwin potential.

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  31. Although it did not become the fatal wound, by Hubert_Shrump · · Score: 1

    it owed the minor burn...

    Meaning is not recognized

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  32. Hahahahoho -- fools! by SirFlakey · · Score: 1

    Now that is definitely a bad idea .. now TuxRacer... I'd throw on a Penguin costume and slide down the hill towards some well placed herrings ... Sounds like my average weekend really. (well ok .. the Herring could bugger off..)

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  33. Re:WITHOUT the costume by La+Temperanza · · Score: 1

    Are you sure that one's female?

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  34. Actual fire? by Xacid · · Score: 1

    Where can I find this new fake fire stuff?

  35. Re:Disclaimer: (pic) by Xacid · · Score: 1

    Just to add: Those stats are for d&d/masquerade type stuff, not necessarily related to the actual game (but more than likely based from it).

  36. Re:hahaha more by tigertigr · · Score: 1

    Ah, nothing like spending Saturday night at home posting (or reading) about hot cosplay chicks.

    (But damn, the blonde is hot!)

  37. Re:I'm Going To Sacrifice +2 Karma To Say This by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 1

    I've never seen Downs Syndrome porn so I have no grounds for comparison. Midget porn, sure, but not Downs Syndrome porn.

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  38. next step... by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 2, Funny

    i'm waiting for people to play out Mortal Kombat "Fatality" moves on each other

  39. sheesh these guys are crazy! by zioncat · · Score: 4, Informative

    they also have tried choping apple thats been taped to guy's forehead using samurai sword among other crazy stunts.

    what people would do for their 15 minutes of fame...

    1. Re:sheesh these guys are crazy! by Cebu · · Score: 1

      I think they were crazy, not for the act of attempting to cut a vegtable or fruit off of someone, but for choosing a person in a standing position, which can move, and an apple which, I would think, does not provide very much feedback. Granted, I've only seen this done three times before, but each time it was someone lying on a table with a bunch of rigid vegtables lying (celery or carrots) on them while the swordsman was blind folded.

    2. Re:sheesh these guys are crazy! by zioncat · · Score: 1

      It's not "can move", the guy is actually jumping backwards as the other guy is swinging the sword. The point of the act is to move backwards enough to not get killed but close enough for apple to be chopped in half. Crazy!

  40. lfish translation by KeelSpawn · · Score: 1

    Translated to English using lfish: http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/tr

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    1. Re: lfish translation by KeelSpawn · · Score: 1

      You just have to put the url in and choose Jap to English. Then you'll see most of the translations..

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  41. Hardsuit vs. Poopy Suit by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    Pool Compatibility (Breathing Apparatus):
    Poopy Suit: Yes
    Hardsuit: No (amniotic fluid)

    Protection against environmental hazards (jello):
    Poopy Suit: Yes
    Hardsuit: Yes

    Protection against environmental activists:
    Poopy Suit: Yes
    Hardsuit: No
    (oh well)

    Smell:
    Hardsuit: Smells like latex, saran wrap, and WD-40
    Poopy Suit: Smells like poop.

    Style:
    Poopy Suit: Makes me look bloated. Also, so late 80s.
    Hardsuit: White looks good on me. Also, shows off my boobs.

    Verdict: Hardsuit, 10 to 8.
    Available now at Walmart, or your local mecha ops surplus store

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    THIS THING CAN TURN ON A DIME, MACROSSZERO STYLE ALSO FUCK BETA, ~NYORON
  42. Obligatory priceless post by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anime and Magna collection: $2,400
    Sewing supplies: $59
    2 reams of polyester: $22
    A gallon of kerosene: $8

    The look on your buddy's face when all that cheap highly flammable polyester melts to your burning skin: priceless.

  43. No, wrong, bad, stay away by M3wThr33 · · Score: 1

    You can tell programmers never want people to cosplay. The faces never match. The people just wear cheap tupperware and magic marker'd clothing in attempt to look cool when they do QUITE the opposite. That fire should go burn his entire body.
    We need another poll. Who would you NOT rather have as a roommate, a furry or a cosplayer?

  44. I think the captions say it all... by DCowern · · Score: 1

    ????!!???!!!! -- As in WTF????!!???!!!!

    Oh.. wait.. I probably should have installed the Japanese language pack for Mozilla, huh? ;-)

    1. Re:I think the captions say it all... by Fjord · · Score: 1

      Mozilla doesn't inherently have a Japanese language pack, like MSIE. Instead, you have to install Japanese language support in Control Panel|Regional Options (at least that's where it is on Win2K) and insert your Windows disc. Mozilla will then use the OS support to display foriegn characters. I have installed it to be able to access the later lessons here where they use kana instead of romanji.

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  45. Old news, CG! by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

    This looks like something that cosplayers have been doing for years now, and that's adding effects, backgrounds and touchups using computer graphical tools.(CGing, thier term, not mine)

    This is nothing new. This looks like someone took normal photos and went nuts with the Fire filter in photoshop. Had these cosplayers actually been on fire, THEN that'd be something to post on slashdot...

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  46. 'pretty weak'? by kahei · · Score: 1

    You consider KOF a 'pretty weak 2d fighter'? Are you from the Universe Of Really Great 2D Fighters That Are Even Better Than KOF?

    If you're hoping to be rewarded, you'll need to come up with some significantly more amusing antics.

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    1. Re:'pretty weak'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Obviously he's referring to Samurai Spirits/Shodown and all those Capcom games.

  47. Other people having fun burning things by XNormal · · Score: 1
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  48. At least it was only King of Fighters... by dagbrown · · Score: 1

    Thank God it wasn't Cho Aniki - Bakuretsu Rantou Hen.

  49. Toki Pona by yerricde · · Score: 1

    why the hell can't the entire world switch to English(first choice) or Esperanto

    Because even Esperanto is more complicated than Toki Pona, which manages to say almost everything with only 120 words.

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  50. Esperanto != Espa�ol by yerricde · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've never discovered the reason why Esperanto is supposed to be so good. I have a suspicion it's based soley on Mexico's proximity to the US. For countries with few spanish speakers, it doesn't make much sense at all...

    You're confusing Esperanto with Español, the language of Mexico and Latin America (excluding Brazil). Esperanto is based on a mixture of several Western and Eastern European languages. Think Italian mixed with Polish mixed with the agglutinative structure of languages such as Finnish, Japanese, or Turkish.

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    1. Re:Esperanto != Espa�ol by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Esperanto's been around for about 120 years, but it caught on about a tenth as well as the metric system in the U.S.

      However, a film was made entirely in Esperanto in 1965 starring none other than William Shatner. I belive it was called "Incubus".

      Props to Shatner learning all those lines practically like rote.

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  51. Babel Fish is laying Yakov easter eggs by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Chief editor: Because, so it is to say, mountain wooden you.

    "In Soviet Russia, mountain wooden YOU!"

    OK, who slipped a Yakov Smirnoff easter egg into Altavista's Babel Fish?

    Otherwise, it hasn't been properly translated.

    You compare translation to paying for McDonald's food in another currency. But because most individuals can't afford to have proper translations produced, comparing proper translations to Babel Fish is more like comparing a dinner at a high-class restaurant to a McDonald's Extra Value Meal.

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    1. Re:Babel Fish is laying Yakov easter eggs by n3k5 · · Score: 1
      "In Soviet Russia, mountain wooden YOU!"
      LOL.

      Allright, the burger comparison was kind of silly actually, it was really really very silly but the point was that once your money is converted into food, you can tell what the order was (i.e. the contents of the message), but not in which language the order was or in which currency you paid (i.e. the original language of the message). To stress that the currency doesn't matter, I had to think of food that is available and the same all over the world. If you're in Japan and actually dining at a high-class restaurant, most dishes will taste strange anyway :-)

      So, err, sorry for the crippled metaphor.
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  52. Looks like... by meme_police · · Score: 1
    ...something fun to do at Burning Man.

    And that cosplay.com! Wow, who wudda thought female geeks are just as bizarre as male geeks?

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  53. because McDonalds sucks by SHEENmaster · · Score: 1

    Japanese food does kicks ass compared to anything else I've ever eaten.

    Does anyone really believe that being able to say "Tu est sourd-muet." makes me smarter? If not for my foreign language requirements I could be learning something more valuable during fourth period(; highly unlikely considering how much my school sucks.)

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