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Buy a Segway... Please

aedunn writes "Wired has an article about everyone's favorite Human Transporter - Segway. Seems as though the company is looking at some hard times. Among other things, the article cites Segway's price, low speed and tightened spending in the corporate world as reasons for Segway's slow sales."

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  1. I think we all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    knew this was going to happen. It's the dotcom bubble all over again; useless products at high prices, with expectations inflated by hype and spin. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

    1. Re:I think we all by dead+sun · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nooooooo! This thing was going to transform our cities, remember? It was the end all be all to our traffic problems! It was to be the revolution for the pedestrian, quick, mobile, and versitile all while being small and able to fit in with pedestrian traffic. We're talking about a new paradigm in efficiency! A new model for transportation!

      Oh how I hate these days where people will gladly pay twenty thousand dollars for a vehicle that will hold them, their family or friends and other stuff like luggage or packages, all the while traveling 50 miles per hour down an open road, but refuse to give even a second thought to paying a quarter of that for a machine that will hold a quarter of the people, if you're lucky a quarter of the stuff, and going a quarter of that speed down the same road. I mean really, the price looks to scale nearly perfectly here.

      What a world we live in...

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    2. Re:I think we all by Lawbeefaroni · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can imagine trouble just carrying a spare tire, let alone 1/4 the "stuff."

      Really, it's silly. There is hardly a niche for this thing. For short distances I'd rather walk than have to worry about where I'm going to put the bluky scooter when I get to where I'm going. For longer distances a bike is more practical for it's greater speed and manuverability. And of course a 1970 Monte Carlo SS is way cooler for any distance. Zoom zoom.

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    3. Re:I think we all by LilGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I believe you are infringing upon the mazda trademark. Cease and desist!

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    4. Re:I think we all by bboombotz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All I know is when I saw the actual product, after all the hype, I just kinda stood there and thought... ok, what's the big deal.
      So did all my co-workers.
      Needless to say, I am not at all shocked that they are not doing that well. I dunno about the rest of you, but I cannot afford 5 grand for a powered wheely machine... and if I did have that much money laying around, that would be the last thing I would purchase.

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  2. this just in by trb · · Score: 5, Funny

    A company with an overpriced useless product and no business plan is having trouble surviving. Film at 11.

    1. Re:this just in by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, what do they think this is, the '90s?

    2. Re:this just in by rushiferu · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hey! In all fairness they do have a business plan:

      1. Overhype a useless product.
      2. A miracle occurs.
      3. Profit!!!

      I wonder what type of business degree you need to come up with such complex business strategies?

    3. Re:this just in by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A company with an overpriced useless product and no business plan is having trouble surviving. Film at 11.

      Actually, he had a business plan. He makes accessibility machines for people who are disabled. His stair climbing machine, Fred Estaire, gave rise to the name of Segway, "Ginger". The plan was basically this - selling Fred Estaires to disabled people restricts your target market. Ginger could be marketed to anyone, so the market would be immensely larger. The flaw is that this equipment is expensive to design and manufacture, which makes its price point well outside the range of what fully mobile people would consider paying for a simple vehicle. Disabled people will spend four figures on something that restores lost mobility and independence. Other people won't drop that much cash on what is for them a toy.

    4. Re:this just in by scoove · · Score: 2, Insightful

      overpriced useless product

      East/west coast yuppie people (I'm stereotyping, I know!) apparently don't seem to know that times are tough in other parts.

      As a broadband provider to part of fly-over country, I can attest that things are tight. I just had a fellow who's been overanxious for broadband to come to his town announce yesterday that he's "holding off, paying down a few credit cards, and taking it cautiously with the war coming and all the new taxes they're dumping on us."

      People have done an amazing job cutting luxuries, and are even tightning the belt on necessities. Tons of layoffs to bump stock prices and all the other factors have finally done their trick. It's ultimately self-defeating though.

      Certainly Segway knew it was a luxury item, right? (Yea, I know, "everyone's gotta have one" culture inside, right?)

      *scoove*

    5. Re:this just in by bivouac_2000 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Disabled people will spend four figures on something that restores lost mobility and independence. Other people won't drop that much cash on what is for them a toy.

      This is the dead on truth. When I first saw the unveiling of the Segway my immediate thought was, "This will be great for the disabled" and NOT, "Wow I can't wait to ride on that thing!"

      Kamen erred in attempting to mass market an invention that occupies a niche in the entire scheme of things. Add to that fact design flaws like low top speed, crummy battery life and you have a piece of overpriced junk.

    6. Re:this just in by wfmcwalter · · Score: 5, Interesting
      No, they think it's 1985.

      Essentially they're selling a Sinclair C5 with one less wheel, no seat, at seven times the cost.

      It's an interesting marketing lesson, showing that neat technical features don't necessarily turn into value propositions that would make a customer actually want to cough up the money. Its amazon.com page tries in vain to sell it, protesting its uncanny ability to go backwards, go up slopes (gasp!), and even "self balance". The trouble is - people with fully functional legs can do all those things for free right now, and people without generally can't use a segway.

      And Dean - it's five thousand dollars!. I can wear my underpants on my head, shove two pencils up my nose and look like a maniac for free.

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    7. Re:this just in by me3head · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well,

      My mom has Multiple Sclerosis, and while she has some trouble standing up from a sitting position, she can stand just fine. Walking for any amount of time is, however, quite difficult. She uses a scooter type thing right now, so she has no use for one of these, but if she didnt have the scooter, I can see this being useful, especially if she lived in the city. She had to get her van retrofitted at a cost of $10,000 (gov't helped) to accomodate the scooter, and the scooter itself cost something like $5000. Since she needs to get around in the middle of nowhere, this is nescissary for her, but if she were in a densly populated area, it might be just the ticket.

      Mike

    8. Re:this just in by Lechter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Kamen's wheel chair design is excellent and well worth the money for the disabled, since it gives them much greater access to the existing infrastructure by allowing them to climb stairs. And it lets look people in the eye too, which I guess is good.

      Unfortunately with all they hype, the statements that Ginger aka IT would "change the way future cities are designed," good ideas like the wheelchair were lost in the typical dot-com boom of investors trying to join the revolution. Unfortunately revolutions in urban design don't happen, cities are big and people don't like to redesign them very often. (I'd argue that this is why fuel cell/electric/gas/etc. cars will be a long time in coming.)

      The amazing thing is that people "in the know" about what "IT" were willing to join the hype. Oh, well just call this natural evolution in business...

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    9. Re:this just in by ryanvm · · Score: 5, Funny

      The plan was basically this - selling Fred Estaires to disabled people restricts your target market. Ginger [Segway] could be marketed to anyone, so the market would be immensely larger.

      No no no - you've got it all wrong. His plan was to get Ginger street legal in all the big cities. Once that happened and they became popular, Segway vs automobile accidents would skyrocket and he'd be rolling in invoices for the real moneymaker - handicapped transportation. Dean Kamen is a tricky, tricky white boy.

    10. Re:this just in by madfgurtbn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Its amazon.com page tries in vain to sell it, protesting its uncanny ability to go backwards, go up slopes (gasp!), and even "self balance". The trouble is - people with fully functional legs can do all those things for free right now, and people without generally can't use a segway.

      Can your fully functional legs carry you 12 mph for 5 miles?

      The self-balance thing is what makes it different from the typical scooter that has a much larger footprint and turning radius, requires active balance by the rider, and generally prevents them from being used by anyone who doesn't have good mobility to begin with.

      I fail to understand the hostility in the responses to Segway. Is it really that threatening to people's sensibility that there might be a real alternative to driving cars on short trips or in places where it is too congested to drive a car. Wasn't it like yesterday that they started charging a usage fee for driving in downtown London? I think it was something like US$8 a day just to enter the busiest part of town in a car, and that doesnt' include parking it once you're there.

      I could be wrong with the figures but wouldn't a Segway pay for itself in a couple years if you could save $8 a day on that one fee alone? ($5000/8=625)

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    11. Re:this just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "I fail to understand the hostility in the responses to Segway. "

      It looks stupid.
      Its the price of a decent (second hand) car.
      Battery power is ridiculous.
      Large&heavy, so hard to stow away once you get where you`re going.

      "wouldn't a Segway pay for itself in a couple years"

      A couple of years? A lot of people don't intend on keeping their cars that long. This is new tech - you think they`re going to be working in 2 years? Where can you get one - online? So you can't check them out first? How about repairs. Advertising the company might have helped - I'm pretty well read on this sort of thing and i`ve not heard about them. Well, I heard the name.

      Which bit didn't you understand again?

    12. Re:this just in by Uart · · Score: 5, Insightful

      AH, but most of the market with enough expendable income to afford a Segway (upper middle class +) doesn't live in downtown london. They live in the suburbs.

      New Jersey/Long Island/Other Major Suburban Areas have alot more room, and most of the people living there own cars that are more than handy enough for getting here and there.

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    13. Re:this just in by Lawbeefaroni · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Can your fully functional legs carry you 12 mph for 5 miles?

      On a bicycle, easily. On foot, at half that speed easily.

      I could be wrong with the figures but wouldn't a Segway pay for itself in a couple years if you could save $8 a day on that one fee alone? ($5000/8=625)

      Or you could buy a really really nice bicycle for half that price (or a really nice one for under 1/5 the price). As an added bonus, you wouldn't be a fat lump looking stupid standing on a self balancing Jetsonesque piece of kitch.

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    14. Re:this just in by PapaZit · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My legs can carry me at 5mph for hours. If the time difference between segway and walking (~20 minutes) in a 5 mile trip really matters that much, I'll drive.

      This product is perfect for people who:
      -Need to travel 5-10 miles (any less and walking's less hassle and doesn't take much longer)
      -Are in enough of a hurry to use powered transport, but not so much of a hurry that they need to drive.
      -Are solvent enough to plunk down $5k IN ADDITION TO a car
      -Are environmentally conscious enough to bother using this instead of a car
      -Live in a flat area (hilly neighborhoods drastically cut battery life)
      -Live in an area that doesn't have regular rain or snow
      -Live in an area with either wide streets or well-maintained sidewalks
      -Can do their travelling in the daytime
      -Live in an area without a decent public transportation system
      -Lives in and travels to areas that provide a safe place to park a segway

      Here in Pittsburgh, there are hills, it rains a lot, it gets dark early this time of year, the roads are narrow and the sidewalks are often cracked, we have a good bus system, and the places that are close enough to reach via a segway don't have any good places to park the thing. I could afford one, and I like the concept, but it's just too much hassle.

      If they really want this thing to take off, they'll work with the parking authorities and malls to provide "segway locks" where people can leave their segways while they shop.

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    15. Re:this just in by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When arriving at the office sweaty isnt' an option, neither is a bike, I'm afraid.

      Just a thought.

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    16. Re:this just in by slam+smith · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I personally think it's cool, just not $5000 dollars worth of cool. I'd start considering one if it ever got to $300-$500 dollar range. About the cost of a decent bicycle.

    17. Re:this just in by Kombat · · Score: 3, Funny
      My legs can carry me at 5mph for hours.

      Really? That's actually quite a brisk clip, you know. And "hours?" Sounds like you're in extraordinary shape. This begs the question: what the heck are you doing reading Slashdot??? :)

      Well, that, or you're lying.

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    18. Re:this just in by raju1kabir · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You would have to be the Incredible Hulk to switch the batteries, and you would be taking the risk that you get some beat to hell batteries back, sorta like those propane tank exchange services. All the tanks in the lockers are beat to hell, and doing the exchange costs 2-3 times of just going to get the tank refilled. I think you would find the same problem with the battery exchange idea

      I don't think it's that impractical. A loading mechanism could be built that quickly inserts and removes the batteries. And with a credit card deposit or whatever you could "guarantee" that the batteries you traded in were in good working order - I am sure that the charging mechanism could detect that somehow before they were handed out to the next customer.

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    19. Re:this just in by PapaZit · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know that there are quite a few people who think nothing of running a 26 mile marathon, right?

      I know that this is Slashdot and all, but the skeptics doubting the ability of anyone to walk quickly for more than a few minutes is really funny.

      I walk about two miles to work and back every day. I've walked 15 miles without problems before. I'm overweight and can't lift much more than a 21" monitor. I can't run a block without getting winded. Only here would I be considered a model of physical fitness.

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  3. Read about 'em by giminy · · Score: 3, Informative

    Tis a shame that the economy has hit a downturn, but there's an interesting site that a happy owner has up, about how he's losing weight and saving money with his: The book of Seg.

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    1. Re:Read about 'em by tbmaddux · · Score: 2, Informative
      ...interesting site that a happy owner has up, about how he's losing weight and saving money with his...
      He's only got a 7-mile 1-way commute, and while he asserts he "cannot use a bike" for his commute, he provides no reason why. He'd lose more weight and save even more money if he biked.
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    2. Re:Read about 'em by jjjefff · · Score: 3, Interesting

      so... he talks about saving $582 so far, and then mentions that $490 of that is from not having to pay a car payment or insurance... even neglecting the fact that he's only ridden it half a month but is including the whole month's car fees, is anyone else out there crazy enough to believe that a segway is actually a good replacement for a car??? a segway is a replacement for fat people's legs and staminas. not for a car.

    3. Re:Read about 'em by Spunk · · Score: 2, Informative

      We've seen that site before, and frankly it reeks of astroturfing.

    4. Re:Read about 'em by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 2, Informative

      Thank you for that link. I really hate to do this to the guy, but:

      This is some video of the thing actually working. He did an interview for his local news station. It's an 18.5 Meg .WMV, though... (and no, I can't get mplayer to play it :-( )

      I'll probably get death threats from him for posting that direct link, but it's REALLY damn cool actually seeing the thing work and move and all that. Y'all really need to see that. I think I'm gonna bag that idea of a trip to the Keys and save up for one of these instead...

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    5. Re:Read about 'em by jcknox · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Gee, I accomplished the same thing buying a $2000 scooter: I pay no insurance, tags, or taxes. It consumes less than $2 per month in gasoline. Plus, it goes 30 mph (the max legal speed for a 'moped' in my state), has room for books, etc. under the seat, and I can sit down.

      Cheap transportation is not a new concept.

    6. Re:Read about 'em by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 3, Funny

      Tis a shame that the economy has hit a downturn

      No, don't blame the economy. It's much trendier to blame "global geopolitical conditions" for poor product performance.

      (BTW, the economy's growing healthily; better to blame the stock market.)

    7. Re:Read about 'em by superdan2k · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And the dumb bastard would have lost more weight and saved more money by just going out and buying a bicycle!

      Jesus, this thing reeks of being a marketing site paid for by the company...

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    8. Re:Read about 'em by Matey-O · · Score: 3, Funny
      He'd lose more weight and save even more money if he biked.
      And probably smell bad.
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    9. Re:Read about 'em by Bishop · · Score: 2, Informative

      Looking at him I would say that he would have gained weight if he had bought a bike. There is nothing like a little exercise in the morning to build up the muscle mass in a hurry.

      For the price of a segway he could have bought a really nice recumbent bike or trike. Or save a bundle and buy used.

      Before anyone jumps down my throat: If you can stand for 7 miles on a segway you can ride a bike for the same distance. 7 miles may seem like a long distance, and it will be for the first 2-4 weeks. But it won't be long before you have the muscle mass to do twice that without breaking a sweat.

      I just re-read the specs on the Segway and they suck. Now that I am in some what decent shape my top speed is twice that of the Segway. My regular "cruising" speed is 50% faster. And I probably can beat the Segway's best case max range of 15mi/25km on an empty stomach.

      If you are a person with a disability limiting your mobility I can see a need for a Segway. But for the rest of us a bike commute is not a problem.

    10. Re:Read about 'em by ptorrone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      i got around 8 miles, it tackles the hills fine, i take sidewalks, alleys and roads...i get to work 15 minutes faster than i did with my car. the segway ht isn't for everyone, works great for me though. i do bike in when i don't need to be dressed up or on weekends. it's all about lowering the total number of car trips, everyone here seems to think if it's not for them, it's not for everyone, the world isn't black and white. i took a car in the other day, the segway or a bike or a car isn't a religion, it's a daily choice, the more choices the better.

    11. Re:Read about 'em by beaverfever · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "He'd lose more weight and save even more money if he biked."

      He'd definitely lose more weight, but as for the money (and time), it wouldn't be as clear-cut as you suppose. It would depend greatly on the practical lifespan of a segway, which I suppose is still an unknown, and the cost of charging it, which, from what I have read, isn't too much.

      Commuting by bicycle over a medium/long distance gets you to a point where you'd probably want a higher quality bike, some decent riding clothes (they do make a difference), and a means to clean up before getting into the office (showering in a nearby gym, if there is one, for example), and then there's regular maintenance to the bike, all of which add to the cost.

      Also, I'm willing to bet money that most office buildings wouldn't have a problem with someone bringing a segway into their office, but for some reason it is a sin against a higher god to bring a bicycle into many buildings, so having a secure place to keep a bike when commuting is an issue.

      Not that I think riding a bike is a bad idea; I did it almost every day when I lived in california, 1:10 each way, and I loved it (driving, with traffic, bridge tolls etc. took about :45). It wasn't uncommon to not touch my car a week or two at a time. However, the weather in california is very predictable and not a concern for bike commuters. I'll admit that living in the pacific northwest has made me less enthusiastic about riding that much every day.

      Right now (once I find a decent job!) I would definitely consider a segway as a 'second car' for myself and the gfriend, as the fella with the site did. I can't see it being good for long distances, but short/medium, it would be perfect.

  4. It's no wonder by Gudlyf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What a time to try selling these things, right when the Northeast US has been hit by blizzard-like snows. Not so Segway-friendly, I imagine. Probably the #1 reason why I thought they were a bad idea in the first place.

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  5. Perhaps by Duds · · Score: 4, Funny

    People don't like wobbling down the sidewalk looking bloody stupid after all.

    They might as well give away a big red hat that says "Tool"

    1. Re:Perhaps by antibryce · · Score: 4, Interesting
      People don't like wobbling down the sidewalk looking bloody stupid after all.

      They might as well give away a big red hat that says "Tool"


      So how exactly do you explain that stupid scooter phenomenon a couple years ago? Personally, I'd love a Segway, but I'd need mass transit to get me the rest of the way. Then I wouldn't need a car at all.

  6. How about the fact... by glrotate · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That they're rather pointless and only marginaly more usefull than a $50 bike?

    1. Re:How about the fact... by FosterSJC · · Score: 2, Interesting
      This comment is insightful, but I would like to point out that they are really marginally less useful than a bicycle. First, see this article. Segway was banned in San Francisco... bikes were not. While you cannot ride your bike on a sidewalk, they are much more convenient for street travel than SHT's. A bike is more cheaply and easily repaired. While you can't go riding a bike around the office, I am SURE that your employer would not permit you to drive one of these things around indoors (unless of course you work in a Boeing hanger or something). You don't need a training class with Dean Kamen to ride a bike.

      That doesn't mean they aren't really cool. But I bike is infinitely more practical. We wont see mountain-segways anytime soon, and if I can't ride it in the park, I don't want one.

    2. Re:How about the fact... by redNuht · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed. That's exactly why bikes are *the* HT of choice in Southeastern Asia. In some cities almost every single individual uses a bike every day. It's kinda like Kamen's "dream", but much cheaper and healthier.

    3. Re:How about the fact... by dfenstrate · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ug. never buy a $50 bike. It'll fall apart incredibly fast. Go to a reputable bike shop and spend $300-$400 on a real bike.

      They'll last much longer. I rode a walmart bike to pieces in one day- returned it and got my money back. I went to a bike shop and dropped 3x as much on a Schwinn (before they sold out to Pacific Bicycle- the new schwinns are crap.), and I've beaten the hell out of it for 100's of miles with only one major problem, that the bike shop fixed for free.

      BUY A REAL BIKE.

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  7. Thank God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have been saying since day one that this is one of the worst inventions I have ever seen. I'd love to see a segway owner try to get around Manhattan this week. The only value I have seen in something like this is possibly for mailmen who normally walk their route or in large warehouses. Those are pretty niche groups and I don't see anybody making a huge profit from them.

  8. No surprise by Pxtl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Who did they think would by one of these? Corporates? Until suits see everyone else riding one they'll keep away. Suburbanites? They wont get you anywhere - you need an SUV to travel. Kids/Students? Can't afford it. Urban? Sidewalks are too crowded, and too slow for roads.

    Basically, imagine the limited marketshare that scooters/rollerblades/skateboards occupy (as transportation, not as stunt vehicles), then make it way more expensive.

    1. Re:No surprise by apg · · Score: 4, Funny

      Basically, imagine the limited marketshare that scooters/rollerblades/skateboards occupy (as transportation, not as stunt vehicles)

      Aw, come on. You know ESPN2 is already planning "Extreme Segway" complete with half pipe and Segway street freestyling.

  9. I almost bought one... by swordboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I almost bought one and then I realized that I could get a bicycle for a fraction of the cost.

    And it is more fun to recharge the power source for the bicycle.

    Seriously... How lazy can people be? They should give these things away to people that buy Hummer H2s (read:idiots).

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    1. Re:I almost bought one... by irix · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What's wrong with the Hummer H2, and what about it would make the buyer an idiot?

      Well, we are offtopic here, but since you asked...

      The H2 is a Chevy Tahoe in some fancy body cladding that they are charging twice the money for. It doesn't have half of the offroad capabilities of the real Hummer (HMMWV), which was selected by the U.S. military because it was the best wheeled offroad vehicle they could get.

      So, the people who are buying the H2 are doing it for the look-cool factor, but all they are getting is a minivan that uses three times as much gas. Sure, people might buy the original Hummer for the look-cool factor too, but at least they are getting the real deal.

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    2. Re:I almost bought one... by Xerithane · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's wrong with the Hummer H2, and what about it would make the buyer an idiot?

      Aside from the fact that SUVs are proven to be unsafe to other drivers on the roads? The fact that most people who drive SUVs don't know how to drive well, especially a vehicle that big. The difference between the H2 and the Hummer is the H2 is a luxury car. It is not made to go off-roading. For that you buy an H1.

      H2s aren't that expensive, when it comes to status symbols either. You look much cooler going around in a CLK55, S600, SL600, BMW 7 series, etc. H2s make you look like a total dork. The only girls who will think your H2 is a cool car are those who don't understand Little-dick-syndrome, and that the H2 doesn't really make your dick bigger.

      I wouldn't say that the buyer is an idiot, I would say it is a dumbass choice in a vehicle. Unless you use an SUV for sport purposes, I think the person makes a dumbass choice if they buy one. If you are driving around town, get a fucking car and save the other drivers on the road and a few bucks in gas.

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    3. Re:I almost bought one... by crazyphilman · · Score: 4, Funny

      irix said, about the Hummer H2, "It doesn't have half of the offroad capabilities of the real Hummer (HMMWV), which was selected by the U.S. military because it was the best wheeled offroad vehicle they could get."

      Man, that's the truth. I was a US Marine, and went through Humvee school (Failed, for more or less killing a Humvee! That, friends, is Not Easy, it took complete submersion in a cold, six foot deep puddle out in the sticks, and driving up a hill at speed, and even that only cracked the engine block).

      The REAL Humvee is made almost entirely of kevlar; it has a Lamborghini suspension; it has a 6.2 liter naturally aspirated diesel engine; it has a snorkel and the exhaust is pushed up seven feet so you can cross shallow rivers; it has a TWELVE SPEED automatic transmission (High, High lock, low, low lock, and the traditional 1,2,3,D for each drive setting); REAL runout tires, with plastic spines, that can withstand small arms fire; and it's completely waterproofed right down to the glow plugs.

      The REAL Humvee can climb a 60 degree angle, WITH A TRAILER IN TOW. In High Lock. I know, because we did it. I used to watch Humvees climb firebreaks in Camp Pendleton. Straight up a freakin' mountain! They were amazing things. And, the hard-shell models are bulletproof.

      I'd gladly give my left nut for one (in good working order, that is). Provided anasthesia was supplied. ;)

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  10. wake up! by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "I wouldn't have predicted the mountain would be so big," Kamen says, "and that there would be so many hills to cross to get to the top."

    This guy makes more money than I do?

    I've only seen those things in use in bad sitcoms. They're ugly, awkward, expensive, and completely unneccessary for living today. I've seen fifth graders come up with better inventions.

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  11. The FIRST mistake they made was by TerryAtWork · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The fact that you have to STAND while riding a Segway!

    If they just stuck a seat on it everything would be different.

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    1. Re:The FIRST mistake they made was by worst_name_ever · · Score: 4, Funny
      If they just stuck a seat on it everything would be different.

      And pedals, for when the battery runs down. Hey wait...

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    2. Re:The FIRST mistake they made was by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2, Funny

      If they just stuck a seat on it everything would be different.

      And then a roof for when it rains. Oh, and side windows. Maybe a windshield.
      Damn....now we have to put in some ventilation. Maybe A/C. How bout some heat for the winter?
      A stereo.
      Damn...now we need a bigger motor to pull all this crap. And the gyros can't handle all this extra weight. Better put on two more wheels for stability.
      Crap...it's raining. Need windshield wipers. And a defroster. More batteries to drive all this stuff.

      Gotta beef up the frame to handle those extra batteries. And again, more motor to drive it.

      Well...this is now too big and heavy to actually carry anywhere. Need a parking space for it. Might as well use the garage.
      Oh, and it now costs $8500 instead of $4950. Makes that new Kia look more and more inviting.

  12. Is this honestly a surprise? by Badgerman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Segway, no matter how advanced it is, is not something people were anxious to have. Maybe there are uses for it, but people don't see them, and they don't want them.

    Toss in the down economy, and it's no surprise.

    I don't think the plans for selling Segway were any more than "it's so cool and the guy behind it has a great reputation," and that is NOT enough.

    It's basic economics.

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    1. Re:Is this honestly a surprise? by garcia · · Score: 2, Funny

      and of course it wasn't the plain fact that his invention sucked ass. He's going to blame the poor economy as the reason it failed...

      I have absolutely no desire to ride around on this thing. The videos I watched were a) scary, made me feel like I was watching a bunch of motorized lemmings, b) stupid as hell, everyone looked like a fucking dork riding on them.

      Let's appeal to human laziness! Yah, that doesn't work all the time.

  13. Stirling engine? by YetAnotherName · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Read the article. I see Wired is still bandying about vocabulary with abandon.

    So, anyone outside of Wired's offices know what a Stirling engine is?

    1. Re:Stirling engine? by zero_offset · · Score: 4, Informative
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    2. Re:Stirling engine? by robolemon · · Score: 5, Informative
      A Stirling engine is an motor driven by two plates that are held (somehow) at a temperature difference. I have seen several, including one that was driven by the heat coming off my hand.

      The benefit to a Stirling engine is that any type of heating process can lead to motion.

      I actually learned this while visiting DEKA (Dean Kamen's research and development company that created the Segway). They were developed by a man named Stirling sometime in the 1800s, I believe.

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  14. Ha ha by nelsonal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Its funny, if he hadn't had such high expectations, he could have a small but profitable and growing company, it sounded like he had orders for 10 per week or 520 per year, if he had not leased a 70,000 sq. ft. manufacturing facility, and planned to revolutionize the world selling thousands a week, which increased his fixed costs, and the numbers he needed to sell to be profitable, this would be a completely different story. Google did it right, grow at a sustainable rate, and do not try to get too big too fast.

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    1. Re:Ha ha by sulli · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And the guy could have spent less money on lobbying every state in the union to change its traffic laws to accommodate the thing and instead focused on making it just a wee bit cheaper? Just a thought. Powell and Peralta sure didn't worry about legalizing skateboards on the streets of LA - they just sold 'em.

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    2. Re:Ha ha by binaryDigit · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Google did it right, grow at a sustainable rate, and do not try to get too big too fast.

      While I generally agree with you, bringing up Google as a comparison is a massive stretch. You can't compare a search engine company to one that manufactures relatively expensive products. The needs, requirements, and pitfalls are vastly different. The infrastructure requirements are vastly different, the ability to adapt to market conditions are vastly different, you just can't say "he shoulda did what google did ...".

      Again, I'm not disagreeing with the fact that he got too carried away, but please use a company that has remotely similar requirements/structure to compare against, esp. not Google.

  15. Product in search of a market by jj_johny · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Honestly, I have no idea how these folks thought that we need these things. Its great technology and a rather good job of engineering but most people need to walk more not less. And where can you use them? Not too many places. Like Steve Jobs said in the future cities will be designed around these. Well they aren't now and so its really a techno brag instead of being useful.

    As for other markets, when I worked in a industrial plant in the Netherlands, the foreman and others who had to go a long distance had bikes with banana seats. Very low tech but usable.

    And I don't think that too many folks in the NE of the US are going to be able to use theirs for several weeks.

    1. Re:Product in search of a market by will_die · · Score: 5, Funny

      Like Steve Jobs said in the future cities will be designed around these. Already happening, San Francisco is redesigning thier city by putting up theses 'No Segways allowed.' signs.

    2. Re:Product in search of a market by aengblom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its great technology and a rather good job of engineering but most people need to walk more not less.

      In other words: People just aren't willing to even consider giving up The Car. I'm not pointing to you specifically, but people keep pointing out -- WHY NOT WALK. Well, would obviously extend the range / ease of getting to nearby shops etc.

      I think this may have been Mr. Karmen's primary blind spot. He was looking at replacing the car. People see this as "better walking".

      I don't need $3,000 shoes even if they do make my walking twice as easy.

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  16. The Brits could have predicted this... by pubjames · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Back in the early/mid eighties in the UK there was a scientist/inventor/businessman called Clive Sinclair. He had a string of successes in consumer electronics, starting with a digital watch and progressing to home computers. One of his final products was a revolutionary electric one person "car", incorporating lots of new and clever technology. It was predicted that it would be huge success, as where most of his other products. But it was a dismal failure. Nobody wanted one. It looks like history is repeating...

    1. Re:The Brits could have predicted this... by mccalli · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I have a very small amount of sympathy for Sinclair over this. The C5 was never the intended end product.

      I remember seeing a documentary about it - basically, the end product was to be a full-sized electric car which could carry four people. However, the company ran out of cash and needed something to sell quickly. Hence the rather quickly thrown-together C5.

      Can still remember its debut on TV. Looked great in the studio, then they showed some live shots of trying to use it in London traffic. I'll never forget the sheer terror on the face of the guy who drove ir down the inside of a large truck...

      Cheers,
      Ian

  17. Wait a minute... by jav1231 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I thought they were not selling these to the general public yet. Rather, only to business and municipalities and such. If not, then perhaps they should try something that all the cool businesses are doing nowadays: ADVERTISE! MARKETING! BTW: I said when I first saw this thing that it was not going to be a big hit. It's a scooter! Yes, it is probably the most revolutionary scooter. Yes, it is cool technology. Yes, it would be neat to own won. But it's still a $3K+ scooter! The general public will not get past that. Replace the car? Hardly! Joe Dirt has no where to carry his case of Bud. >

  18. Market Backlash by rob_from_ca · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Anothe strike against the company, backlash from all the hype. We were promised an earth shattering, mind blowing, world changing "it" of an invention. "Something people would design cities around." Instead we get an expensive scooter that you can't take with you on public transit, use on many city streets, drive on the street, or fit in your car to take with you. After a year of magical mystery hype about this wonderful invention and "leaks" about the nature of it, even if it cost $50, I'd probably not buy one out of spite.

  19. Take my Segway...please! by Toasty16 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Dean Kamen is a genius! I mean, a motorized scooter? It's brilliant! Society will be revolutionized!

    Think of the benefits: Less people driving cars! Unless more than one person wants to travel, and unless they want to carry luggage or groceries or anything else for that matter, or if they want to listen to the radio while they travel, or if they want to go more than a dozen or so miles...hmm, lets try this again.

    Think of the benefits: Easier personal transport! Unless you run into a flight of stairs, or uneven or wet ground, or want to travel for longer than 45 minutes after which you'll have to lug it around with you like so much dead weight...hmmm, this isn't working either.

    How about this: The Segway is amazing! For only $5000 you can get a motorized scooter that allows you to roll where you once walked! That is truly revolutionary, unless you count the bicycle, rollerskates, rollerblades, skateboards, wheelchairs, non-motorized scooters...Aww forget it, I give up!

  20. It doesn't matter . . . by apeleg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Segway is just a ruse, a delaying tactic until the real Ginger is released. ;)

  21. Old people by Degrees · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Andy Rooney on 60 Minutes rode one, and loved it. I could see it as a great product for old people who can't drive, still need to get to the market, and don't want to go too fast.

    Yes the price is a problem. And younger people would be willing to ride a bike. But my grandma could handle one of these things, and it would actually be a big help to her. She is otherwise stranded at home, dependent on taxis, neighbors, or public transportation (which in the wide- flat- towns of central California is problematic at best.)

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    1. Re:Old people by dubiousmike · · Score: 3, Funny

      I thought minivans were bad enough, now I get to get stuck behind an elderly person with their segway's "blinker" on for a mile and a half...

      (no offense to your grandmother. I am sure she is an exception to the rule...)

    2. Re:Old people by garethwi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, your grandma should just buy a bike, and get cycling. Here in Holland, people of all ages ride bikes every day, it prolongs your health, and keeps you alert. The 80 year old woman next door used to right her bike every day to go shopping, and it never did her any harm.

      At least not until she was knocked down a killed by a truck.

  22. I like the segway by Lord_Pall · · Score: 5, Informative

    Okay.. I know the segway is pretty useless for day to day life, but I was fortunate enough to actually use one in a few situations during my vacation in december...

    Seadream Yacht Club (a cruise line), has 4 segways per ship for passenger use (the ships are very small, so that's actually an okay number).

    We went on our cruise the week after they got them, so they were still experimenting with their itinerary. We learned how to use them in nassau, on the pier right off of the ship.

    They work exactly as every test driver has stated.. Once you get comfortable on them, you just think about moving forward and you go forward. It's all based off of the weight distribution on your feet. There's a tendency to lean forward to try and make it go faster, but this goes away eventually.

    Turning is a little weirder as it's geared off of your hand motion (sort of like a motorcycle throttle). If you are going full speed forward (depending on the key your using to control the max speed), and turn, you're going to fall off. That was something we had to learn to deal with..

    Anyhow.. after we learned how to drive them, we got to use them in a heavy pedestrian traffic area.. Key West. We used them for a quick tour of the island, driving on the streets and sidewalks, weaving into and out of traffic, bicyclists and pedestrians flawlessly. They stop on a dime, turn on a dime, and will throw you to the ground on a dime if you're not careful.

    For day to day use (for most people), they're completely useless. For people who need to interact with pedestrian traffic, they're great.

    The place i'd like to see them used more is in the vacation industry. Seadream is planning on using them for tours of portofino, and other places in europe. This is where it would truly shine.

    The last thing that I find a little weird is that Seadream had a decent amount of trouble actually getting segway to talk to them and sell them units. For a company thats having problems moving product, they should probably change their policy in dealin with outside vendors.

    Sure they only wanted 8 or 10 of them, but given the clientele and quantity of people who will get to use/see them, it's free advertising.

    If they could get them to be a little lighter (under the 86 pounds they're at now), and a little more collapsible (so you could carry it with you on vacation), and made them a little cheaper (1500 bux or so)..

    I think they've got a chance.. Otherwise it's just a novelty

  23. Re:It'll sell by hoggoth · · Score: 2, Funny

    1) Build very expensive motor-scooter with auto-balance
    2) Redesign all cities around it
    3) Profit!

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  24. To be completely honest.... by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...this is the best story Slashdot has posted in a long time. You don't know how happy it makes me to hear that this company is in financial trouble. This was a moronic idea from the start. A friggin $4k+ SCOOTER?

    This scooter (and I love calling it that since Dean thinks it shouldn't be called such a demoralizing name) had several problems from the start.

    1. Can it keep you warm in the winter? NO
    2. Can it keep you cool in the summer? NO
    3. Will you be able to take girls out on a date on such a thing? Possibly but no girl will agree to such an arraingement so effectively the answer is NO
    4. Will you look cool on such a contraption? Yes for 5 minutes. For the rest of all eternity, NO (and yes this one matters you anti-conformist geeks. Normal people care if they look like geeks and try to avoid doing so.)
    5. Is it as cheap as most other scooters? NO
    6. Will it get stolen as soon as you park it next to your local trendy cafe? YES
    7. Is it awkward? YES.
    8. Was it overhyped? YES.
    9. Will it in the words of Steven Peter Jobs, CEO and Founder of Apple and CEO of Pixar "change the way cities are built?" NO. Don't listen to Jobs. He knows Macs. He knows animation. He knows nothing else.
    10. And top ten on the NDP's list of why the Segway sucks, "FAT MAN ON A LITLE SCOOTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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  25. True genius. by StressedEd · · Score: 2, Funny

    South park. Episode 511 "The Entity". Nuff said.

    I saw it yesterday and nearly choked I was laughing so hard! Look here for a still from the episode.

    Summed up popular opinion at the time quite well...

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  26. Segway: The 21st century Edsel by mj01nir · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Really, the parallels are striking. Secrecy leading up to release that caused rampant speculation. Overhyped to the point that the public really thought that something revolutionary was in the offing. Released at the beginning of an economic downturn.

    And then the let-down. "Oh, it's just a car/scooter." Then people stay away in droves.

    There are many overviews of the history of Edsel. Read this one or dig up another and see if you agree.

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  27. Segway. Nothing to see here. by AlgUSF · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Stupidest invention ever. I own a 2002 Honda Civic, let's compare it to the Segway.

    Segway:
    Top Speed: 12MPH
    Range : 10 Miles
    Max Occupants: 1


    Honda Civic:
    Top Speed: 110MPH
    Max Occupants: 5 (Plus a huge trunk for storage)
    Range : Unlimited (or until I run out of gas money)

    Considering my Honda Civic cost only 3 times as much as a segway, and I get much more utility from it. I live in Florida, so an A/C is required (or it is no better than my bike).

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  28. Re:Jesus Saves! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    From a bumper sticker seen in the Edmonton area years ago:
    "Jesus saves. Gretzky gets the rebound. He shoots. He scores!"

  29. Maybe he should try putting them in stores by elliotj · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I for one am very interested in the Segway. I might even buy one. But I've never, ever, seen one 'in the flesh'. I can't go into a store to buy one. I don't know anybody who has one.

    It's such a new product and so unusual that for people to buy one sight-unseen at this high a price requires a leap of faith that is uncommon amongst consumers.

    This guy needs to put them in stores. Lots of stores. The stores need to let people test ride them. They need to do demonstrations in the streets at lunch time so people can see how cool they are.

    I wouldn't be surprised to see them be a big hit, but the average guy will want to try one first.

  30. It's a highly impractical toy by GuNgA-DiN · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I live in New England. We got 27" of snow here this week. And, when it isn't snowing -- it's either cold, raining, or miserable out. Out of 365 days it is probably nice, warm and sunny about 85 of them. So if you want to talk about impractical -- the Segway is it. If you live in Arizona where it is warm and sunny 91% of the time.... sure. But, in this climate a Segway is nothing but an expensive toy that you can putz around on. It's not going to replace the automobile anytime soon!

  31. I already have the ORIGINAL Segway! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let's see, one person transport, two wheels?

    Tried and true technology, been around since the 19th century, with plenty of refinements that have made it better over the years...

    Oh, and no %$#@$#% batteries to charge...EVER!

    It's called a bicycle!

  32. Goddammit! by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I get so angry reading the comments posted here about the Segway. Move on if you don't want to read some vitriol. I'm sorry, but it needs to be said.

    Look - the Segway is an attempt to alleviate the total unmitigated disaster that is modern automotive traffic.

    If you could all be so kind as to take a step back.. waaayyy back. Think of cars, particularly in cities. The fatalities. The noise. The pollution. The cost. The traffic. The space they take up. Were a self-respecting geek to examine this system from above, encountering it for the first time, I imagine they would recoil in horror. I can't see it as anything but a giant cluster-fuck.

    Look at New York, downtown. Practically everyone living there would tell you that traffic is nigh-on impossible. But still, we tolerate it. We love our cars. We cannot give them up, not now, not ever... in fact, we want bigger ones!

    People will not come to terms with the fact that the responsible thing to do is to explore these options. We simply must.

    Now, I am fully aware of the Segway's limitations. Obviously it has problems with inclement weather, battery life, etc. Again, I must remind the reader that this is the first of it's kind. The arguments presented against the Segway are often ludicrous:

    - "i can't use my hands".. you can't when you drive either
    - "i've gotta stand up".. that's part of the point, they take up less room
    - "they'll kill people on sidewalks".. amazing, this argument. It's a total non-starter. Anyone on rollerblades or a bike is much more of a danger.

    Come on! We are the ones who should be embracing this! Who's gonna convince Kamen to invent the Segway you really want? You know, the chariot version, that gets 5x the distance, and is 1/5 the price? It cannot get here by itself.

    I'm sorry for the rant, but frankly the blank-faced pessimism disgusts me. Where is your sense of wonder, Slashdot? Don't be like those fucking lemmings who close the case on new technology before it's even been tried.

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    1. Re:Goddammit! by RazzleFrog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know even where to begin. People don't walk becaus they can't drive. Most people who live in Manhattan don't even own cars. There is no need for them. There are subways and buses that take you pretty much anywhere (except for the East Side but someday there will be a 2nd avenue line). People walk from public transportation to their office.

      There are some people who drive into the city but most of the traffic in the city is cabs, trucks, and buses and those are three things that aren't going to be replace by segways. I can just see some tourists coming in from the airport with their luggage being dragged behind them on its rollers.

      As for safety, cars and bicycles don't ride on the sidewalk (at least not legally). There is only interaction between pedestrians and automobiles when people cross the street. With segways the idea is that pedestrians and segways would be interwoven.

      There is a big difference between being realistic and being closed minded.

    2. Re:Goddammit! by reverseengineer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Come on! We are the ones who should be embracing this! Who's gonna convince Kamen to invent the Segway you really want? You know, the chariot version, that gets 5x the distance, and is 1/5 the price? It cannot get here by itself.

      Now, I understand the "early-adopter" model of sales and everything,and that's fine. That tends to work because early adopters still end up with a product they want, and were willing to pay a premium for the utility and the cache of being first. However, you seem to be suggesting that we should support a product that we don't want so that a company can develop a product that we do want. If I'm going to be Dean Kamen's venture capitalist, I'd like to get more for my money than an 40 kg plastic scooter.

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    3. Re:Goddammit! by g4dget · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Look - the Segway is an attempt to alleviate the total unmitigated disaster that is modern automotive traffic.

      Yes, it just happens to be a really, really lousy attempt.

      There are no quick fixes. Any road infrastructure that is dominated by 1 ton chunks of speeding metal is not going to permit alternative transportation to co-exist; the road and transportation infrastructure itself needs to be fixed. Putting additional chunks of speeding metal onto the sidewalks will only serve to scare away pedestrians even further.

      - "they'll kill people on sidewalks".. amazing, this argument. It's a total non-starter. Anyone on rollerblades or a bike is much more of a danger.

      That's why rollerblades and bikes are not permitted on sidewalks in most places.

      I'm sorry for the rant, but frankly the blank-faced pessimism disgusts me. Where is your sense of wonder, Slashdot? Don't be like those fucking lemmings who close the case on new technology before it's even been tried.

      I don't want these overpriced things taking over the sidewalks. It's bad enough that cars have taken over the roads.

      We already know what to do about cars and how to improve transportation: create pedestrian zones, create bicycle lanes, improve public transportation, and improve train service. When there is decent coverage by quality public transportation, people use it. In most places in the US, your choice is a dirty, rickety bus that goes roughly from where you aren't to roughly where you don't want to go. No wonder people stick with the car. And no gadget is going to fix that.

    4. Re:Goddammit! by gmhowell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Segway is not a bike, it cannot be compared to any self-powered vehicle.

      Bullshit. You cannot compare the redness or an apple to the redness of an orange in a favorable way. But as a piece of fruit or as a snack, the two can be compared. Similarly, as a 'revolutionary transportation device', the Segway can be compared quite easily to just about any powered or unpowered vehicle that I, the parent, and many others have mentioned.

      it is the first of its kind and while it has problems for sure, it should be improved, not scorned.

      Without criticism, how can it improve? If Kamen knew it could be better, why not make it better in the first go round?

      I can't remember from your other postings, but do you have one of these scooters now? If not, why not? If so, how do you address family transportation, trips longer than about 10 miles, etc? The best I can see is that the Segway may be an accessory to much of the population, but again, the bicycle, scooter (like a Riva), motorcycle, or the foot is probably a better value proposition.

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    5. Re:Goddammit! by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also, why are you calling me "white man"?

      "Tonto, we're surrounded by Indians!"

      "What do you mean 'we', white man?"

      We seem to be agreeing so vehemently that we've started an argument. I hate it when that happens.

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  33. Mac 128? by binaryDigit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "If they don't come up with a Stirling engine or a killer fuel cell, this thing will go the way of the 128K Mac," says Saffo

    Kamen could only dream that the current Segway would be like the Mac 128. After all, it's the machine that has now led to a multi billion dollar company on machines that are descended from it. If 12 years from now 7% of his market were riding iSegways and he had billions of cash in the bank, he'd be a happy man.

    Perhaps a better comparison is in order, say something like "Betamax".

  34. Denial Mode by CallistoLion · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The battery runs out after two hours, and to change it: "You pull out eight bolts, put in two new batteries, tighten up the eight bolts, and continue on your route."

    At 80 pounds how do you get it out of your car's trunk? "It's easy," Smith chirps. "I grab one side and get a friend to lift the other."

    Tell those engineers to put away the happy pills.

  35. I Rode one.... by dfenstrate · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A guy who works in my building has one that he rides around occasionally (his wife works for Segway), and he let me try it out.
    It's pretty fun to ride around, actually, very simple to use. I got the hang of it in about 5 minutes with coaching, and was doing loops around the third floor atrium of the building (Morse Hall at the University of New Hampshire) shortly thereafter.

    If I had $5,000 to spend on a toy, I'd do it in a second.
    That being said, I'd like to repeat the sentiments of previous posters: In the final equation, it has few advantages over a bike, and several disadvantages, and If I needed a way to get around without a car, I'd buy a bike first. Bikes go faster, even a mild lardass like myself can outride the segway's ~15 mile charge, and you can attach all kinds of trailers and racks to a bike if you want to haul stuff. Plus, there's the health benefits to providing the motive energy to moving your butt around.

    Bikes are much larger, but much lighter. It's a bit easier to keep your clothes clean & pressed while riding a segway, so it could be a bicycle substitute for the suit type- as long as they don't mind looking like dorks.

    This thing could be fairly useful for door to door postal service and similar applications.

    Most people here probably know that the Segway is based on the technology developed for the Ibot 3000 , a balancing, standing wheelchair- truly an innovation for the disabled, and I'm sure it will sell very well.

    The Segway, then, might be a good thing for the elderly, those still healthy enough to stand at any rate, to help them get around. But if they're fit enough to ride on this, maybe they should be riding a bike too...

    Anyway, my conclusion: Fun, but a waste of money for anything outside of a few specific demographics and jobs.
    Get a bike. You'll live longer.

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  36. Surprised (sort of) by hawkfish · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean someone came up with a way for the American population to get even fatter and it isn't selling?

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  37. Unfortunately... by CommieLib · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dean Kamen designed some incredibly sophisticated electronics and computer controls that do the job of a third wheel.

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  38. Dork Factor by simetra · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps they realized that all the goo-goo gaa-gaa that they generated at launch still doesn't overcome the dork factor; that people riding these look like dorks who are trying to hold in a massive bowel movement, while at the same time, thinking "Look at me! Look at me!"

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  39. Sour Grapes by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I've been through many of these posts, and they all seem to revel in the difficulty of the Segway company. Geez. By the reactions, you'd think a Segway had sex with your mom and then said, "I just wanna be friends..."

    I think that the 'angry' responses are from people who would buy one if they could easily afford one - much like linux users who put down macs, while secretly drooling over one.

    Did it deserve the huge media hype? Does American Idol? Probably not. Will it make you fat? No. Will cities tear out roads to accomadate it? No. Was it overhyped? Yes. Is there any reason to kick it when its down? No.

    The Segway seems to be a good product that is trying to fill a niche. Since it *is* overpriced, and fighting a cultural battle (SUVs driven to get the mail at the end of the driveway), it won't do well. I think the idea is ahead of its time. Change the way cities are built? Maybe. But not now.

    Just remember, the Segway didn't have sex with your mom. I did.

  40. Where did this poor guy go wrong? by dmorin · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Dean Kamen did not suddenly appear out of nowhere with the Segway. He's been around for years inventing some amazing things that have helped mankind. He's damned near a modern Thomas Edison (go look at some of his patents for real inventions, not just algorithms like us software geeks have to worry about). But for the most part his press was substantially limited. If you didn't have a medical problem that required one of his devices, or a kid that was part of his FIRST competition, odds are you never heard of him.

    I still wonder, what changed? What caused him to suddenly try to take over the world like this? I prefer to think that it was just the pressure of the dotcom boom that got to him. Too many venture capitalists whispering in his ear that he was missing out on the big picture. It's a shame, really. If this thing came out with about a hundredth of the fan fare, then he'd probably be doing fine, and none of us would be looking at him like a crackpot -- and a few years from now we'd all have one. But this nonsense about hiring thousands of lobbyists and such was really pretty ridiculous. He knows full well that "good for you" technology cannot be shoved down the public's throats. I just don't understand what he was thinking.

  41. Cars faced similar problems but offered advantages by Anita+Coney · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Your analogy is utterly flawed. The difference between then and now is that the automobile was MUCH better while the Segway is, at best, a little better, but overall, actually much worse.

    Because the automobile offered so many advantages over walking and the horse and buggy, people were willing to pay the price of building and rebuilding roads to suit the new vehicle. But, who is willing to rebuild our cities to use a Segway? Because of weather our cities would have to be domed. Are you willing to pay for that?

    If not, are businesses willing to provide showers and changing rooms for employees who drive in on Segways? No way. Currently their employees get to work via cars, busses and trains. Why should businesses be compelled to spend MORE money so employees could get there via Segways?! There is no advantage to change.

    Similarly, there is no advantage to change our streets, because we are currently getting where we need to be without changing them.

    And right now I can go shopping and actually have room in my car to bring home enough groceries for a family of 4. There is no advantage for me to suddenly change my shopping practices and go every day, getting only a few things at a time. Wasting MORE time at the supermarket is certainly not an advantage in my book!

    I could go on and on, but it's a simple fact that the automobile offered huge advantages that the horse and buggy did not. That is why we changed our society to suit the automobile. We will never do that for the Segway because doing so would mostly offer disadvantages, not advantages.

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  42. Theme Parks by jmu1 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    They should really get on the ball. If theme parks were to start buying these things and renting them to the masses that move all over their parks ALL DAY, then they would make a killing in the process, and ol' wheelchair guy(whatever his name is that I can't seem to recall) could keep his business afloat and continue to make good products for the handicaped(which he should have stuck to in the first place).

    Then again, I'm just a technician. "What do I know about diamonds?"

  43. Re:Segways BOO, Cars YAY! by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Fatalities suck, but death is something we'll never eliminate. We'll put up with a certain amount to have our precious cars.

    Say what you mean, dude. Like this:

    For the six year period from 1993 to 1998, an average of 1,640 people in New York were killed annually as a result of motor vehicle crashes. During this same period, an average of 286,000 New Yorkers annually were injured in traffic crashes. Data for New York City indicates that 26.7 percent of these total statewide annual traffic fatalities, and 43 percent of total statewide crash injuries occurred within city limits.

    This can be avoided. We should try, at least.

    Pollution is being handled with hybrids and fuel-cell developments. The cars 50 years from now won't be polluters at all.

    Pollution could be stopped today. The Segway obviously doesn't pollute. 50 years? That's confortably out of your frame of reference, isn't it? "I won't worry, they'll have it solved in 50 years." Ridiculous. Take some responsibility. We all need to.

    Noise? You get used to it. Deal.

    Why should I? It doesn't have to be this way. Why are you so against fixing the problems with the current situation? Or do you really believe that it cannot be improved, that all this is a necessary evil?

    Cost? Cost of what? Bottled water costs more than gas and you can get cheap ass used cars off of ebay. What cost?

    You have got to be kidding. I can't believe you even typed that. I'm not going to get into the cost of running a car in a city. I will quickly mention that your average condo parking spot - a square of concrete - in Toronto is $CDN 30,000.

    Traffic? Yeah it sucks.

    It doesn't just suck, it's totally insane. Imagine the productivity lost with everyone spenind 2+hours a day in their car.

    The space they take up? Do you know how large the US is in terms of space?

    The Segway is meant to alleviate the most obvious traffic problem, that of congested cities. It clearly can't cross great distances. There is no alternative to the car for this right now.

    Despite the hate, SUV sales contine to grow, grow grow, grow!

    To my grow, grow, growing despair.

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  44. The segway may stink... but the hype is impressive by James+Lewis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd be interested in learning how the Segway has achieved the ENORMOUS amount of hype that it has. It's crazy I tell you. I've talked to people who think it uses some new alternate energy source that will revolutionalize the world. I mean, they have acted like this thing is going to bring us world peace or something. The wierd thing is, I have NEVER seen any journalist say, "Segway... so what?" All you ever hear is them drooling over the thing and begging the company to let them try one. I've never heard ANYTHING negative from the media. I don't ever remember seeing this level of hype, and lack of criticism, about any product before. Anyone have any clues as to how they achieved it?

  45. Snow handling by antiframe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One of the engineers from Segway HT was giving a talk at Boston University this afternoon, which I missed because usually they are later in the day. I caught him leaving the building, gliding along on the Segway out onto the slush and snow. I have to just say that I am impressed with its handling given the weather. At least I was surprised, I expected it to fumble around and be difficult to maneuver.

    Or riding a Segway is learned skill and you need some experience to handle it in the snow, which I would assume a Segway HT engineer would have.

  46. unmitigated disasters by cgenman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The modern automobile is an unmitigated disaster, one that has buried the earth in asphalt and caused more wars and strife than assassinations ever did. However, corporate America's expectations are also an unmitigated disaster. We have become subjected to a daily hypemachine stuck on some sort of feedback loop that drowns out real conversation. Kamen contributed to that hype immensely with the Segway, which when viewed by a real human is just a scooter. It's a scooter with a few neat tricks, but it's a scooter. "IT" flooded the news when it was leaked, "IT" flooded the news when it was released, and now "IT" is in the news because of the failure of "IT". The extensive newscoverage of the Segway is even reported as news.

    Compared to other alternative forms of transportation, the Segway ranks pretty low. It involves no real user-power, so it isn't particularly healthy. It weighs 80 pounds, so it isn't particularly portable. It involves pretty extensive electronics, so it is impossible to work on. It requires user intervention, so you can't read a book. Compare that to Electric bikes, which have longer ranges, lower weight, can utilize user power, cost nearly one-tenth as much money, and can carry a sizable number of groceries. Or to the subway, which requires a high initial investment and understandable traffic loads, but which can carry hundreds of thousands of people to their destinations faster than automobiles, and free the user to do with their time what they wish. Or motorized scooters, which can travel faster than the segway for much longer distances at about the same cost. Really, the only thing the Segway has over current alternative transportation options is the ability to go backwards. The balancing mechanism at the core keeps the price too high to be a real alternative to anything, but remove that and the entire design is gone.

    The Segway's obvious limitations as transportation are not why people are venomous about it, but people are venomous about hype that doesn't pan out. Look at the backlash against the commercial that hyped the second-to-last Joe Millionaire as if it were the last. Many people spent the last 5 years being taken in by hucksters who believed their own exaggerations, then exaggerated thoes until they believed their exaggerations^2, then exaggerated those... We've had people claim that a way to complain publically about websites would revolutionize human communication, a way of selling dogfood online would make all public shopping spaces obsolete, a system of releasing odors into the air on cue would necessitate the re-purchasing of all human interface displays, and a way of trading low-quality recordings online would revolutionize world law. Dean Kamen's IT falls squarely with the former three examples, as a hype machine that grew monstrously out of control. A market valuation of 650 million dollars? Two-hundred sixty times gross revenue? The yearly salry of 16,320 people? For an expensive electric bike company?

    I don't think most people here are closing the case on this new technology. I think most people here are closing the case on another company that grossly overpromised, tremendously underdelivered, and stood there blankly wondering where their fortune was. If they can redesign the entire internal mechanism to run on inexpensive mechanical principles and low-cost electronics, can get the range AND SPEED up to 30 miles at roadway speeds, and can sell the thing at real stores rather than online, they still would need to readjust their expectations from inherited world domination to working eagerly to satisfy the customer's needs.

    Kamen us all to flock to his new invention like so many lemmings just makes us feel cheap. He should be working his tail off if he wants our money. He contributed greatly to the health of many Americans, but if he wants to break into this new market he needs to drop the entitlement.

  47. The problem with SUVs. by BFaucet · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's a stupid status symbol. So many americans are so fucking obsessed with their image it's not even funny.

    They could have put a more efficient engine in the H2 without a major drop in performance (if any at all), but no... People want to show off they can afford the extra fuel. Of course, having people buy these increases the demand for fuel and drives the price up (it's already high enough IMHO.) This makes a few rich white fellows rich and happy, but also helps make heating oil too expensive for the poor.

    If you must know I drive an '89 Volvo 240 that gets about 20 mpg in the city. I spend $20 a week on gas, so about $1,040 per year (and that's if the price doesn't go up as it already has.) I'm by no means a rich fella (just out of college and paying back loans.) so I can't afford a new car for a while (I want to pay off my student loans before commiting to any new loans)

    If I could, I would buy a civic hybrid (about 40 mpg) I'd pay half of that $1,400... $520 a year... plus a one time $2,000 tax deduction. If the civic lasts for 10 years. that means I'd have saved $7,000.

    Or, I could buy a Honda Insight. 61 mpg in the city means I'd be paying 1/3rd of that $1,040, or about $650 in savings a year (plus the one tme $2000 tax ditty) 10 years would mean $8,500 in savings.

    Now, some freak on CNN is estimating that if America goes to war gas could go up to $5.00 a gallon. I'm guessing that's a bit extreme, so $3.50/gallon is a fair guess. $20 a week at $1.40/gallon means I'm buying 14 gallons o' gas. 14 * 3.50 = 49, so, 49 * 52 weeks in a year = $2,548 a year on gas with my Volvo. or $849 a year with the insight. $1,698 of savings isn't bad at all. Over a 10 year period I'd save $16,980 on gas plus the $2,000. nearly the price of the car ($20,000 with manual trans, AC and stereo.) That'd be like buying the car for $1,020. damn... my Volvo is worth more than that.

    Heh... just calculated savings at $5.00/gallon... $26,270 over 10 years.

    But keep in mind I'm not much of a super self image kinda guy... I don't have fancy rims on my car, I don't dye my hair or dress in crazy clothes, I don't wear logos (what a great idea! pay some rich asshole extra money so you can be his bitch... I mean billboard.) I don't like being ripped off by rich guys who don't need more of my money. My guess is that it's fashionable to buy fuel inefficient veicles because of the amount of cash oil companies are sending car companies who never seem to make a nice looking car that's fuel efficient. Why not? They could use their more efficient engines in SUVs. People don't need a 340 horse power engine in a 3/4 ton Suburban. My Volvo weighs about 1.5 tons and has a 114 horse power engine. It can tow 3,300 lbs and has a gross vehicle weight of 4800 pounds. Typical suburbanites will never need to tow that much.

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  48. At least it not called the ... by betanerd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Segway Human Interactive Transporter

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  49. Battery life by Animats · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ... the battery lasted anywhere from 45 minutes to two hours - forcing carriers to circle back to their trucks several times a day to swap batteries.

    That's the big problem. Delivery people, who might actually find this thing useful, can't use it all day because the battery life is too short. For casual users, it's too expensive.

    The real problem, of course, is excessive hype. This is a minor invention with way too much promotion.

  50. Corporate spending? WTF? by sean@thingsihate.org · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Would many companies have some reason to buy Segways? I can't see the senior staff of mine demanding Segways as perks.

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  51. Re:The segway may stink... but the hype is impress by retro128 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've been scratching my head over the same thing. The only thing I can come up with is that it seems that Dean Kamen has a Steve Jobs-type charisma and celebrity status, and everyone knows that half of a journalist's job is celebrity ass-kissing, which is why you haven't heard anyone say "So what?". Everything you see written about Dean Kamen says stuff like "inventor, entrepreneur, all round great guy, blah blah blah", but what it comes down to is that he's trying to sell a scooter for 5 grand that's being outlawed in the very city centers it was intended for in the first place....San Francisco comes to mind.
    Here's why I think the Segway is failing: Those who can afford it and those who would use it are two separate markets. The people who can afford it would tend to be successful professionals who have cars to drive to work and live in suburbia. Are they going to drive their cars to the edge of the city, pull their 80-pound Segway out of the trunk, and cruise to work that way? I think not. Those who would use it would most likely live in the city where they work and would cruise there in a Segway. The problem is that when you are paying $2100/mo for 600 sq ft, you might want to think about stretching your legs and walking instead of racking up another $5000 bill. Also to consider is the fact that most city dwellings are in highrise buildings...Are you going to haul your Segway up the stairs?

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  52. Why it's not selling by titoj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Oddly enough, I read this article last week, about one hour before I went to my product design class - with Professor Karl Ulrich. We spent half the class talking about the Segway, and if I garnered anything from the lecture, the main reason for the failure (thus far) is because the company forgot the basic tenets of product design. Rather than creating a product based on customer needs (i.e. a portable dialysis machine), they tried to create customer needs based on a product family (dynamically stabilized transportation, a la the ibot).

    As a side note, the Segway uses a lot of expensive parts, and two of them at that. There is one gyroscopic unit, but two motors, two controls boards, etc.. When you add it up, the price becomes unreasonable for almost anyone. Granted, most of us probably thought it was neat, but we definitely can't afford one.

  53. Problems with the Segway: by crazyphilman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1. Rollerblades are easier, work better, are more maneuverable, and a Lot Cheaper.

    2. Bicycles go just as fast and have an effectively infinite range with no recharge necessary (except for that stop at the pub). And, are cheaper.

    3. Skateboards can probably go just as fast, are just as maneuverable, don't have to be recharged... Etc.

    4. People have had all of the above cheaper, better alternatives to the Segway, but they don't use them because they're dangerous to put in the street and are illegal to use on the sidewalk. Mainly because of the danger to pedestrians. Which is why the Segway won't be legal for sidewalk use either.

    Result: The segway doesn't stand a chance. How could it? Can't put it in the road (you'll be roadkill), can't ride it on the sidewalk (you're just as dangerous to pedestrians as an inline skater)...

    Kind of makes you wonder how much thought they put into this weirdo pogo-stick-looking thing. Are all the people in startup companies yes men? Did no one speak up and say, "Yes, but if they make riding things on sidewalks legal, can't I use my bike or rollerblades?"

    Tsk. Rich people are crazy.

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  54. Duhhhrr.... ever tried RENTING THEM OUT??? by mbstone · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bitch, bitch, complain. I wouldn't buy a car without renting the same model first. Why should Segways be any different? If there is anyplace to RENT a Segway, I haven't heard about it. How about renting them, for example, at all of the Las Vegas Strip hotels? You rent the thing outside the lobby of Casino A and turn it in at Casino B. When you are ready to return to your hotel, you get another one from the pickup line at Casino B and return it to Casino A. The Segway is the perfect vehicle for Vegas Strip transportation: The casinos are all within 1/2 to 2 miles of each other, and few tourists carry any baggage except for their (dwindling) bankrolls. Only problem, it would put the Vegas taxicab mafia out of business.

  55. Urban change - Re:Goddammit! by DrRobert · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is no doubt that the many urban problems you cite exist and we need to solve them, however the urban changes that would make the Segway even remotely useful (combined residential/business, paths, etc) would also make all other common forms of transportation equally useful. Any city designed to accomodate a Segway would probably be better suited to a bicycle (smaller, greater range, more flexible). A little planning on the part of individuals would also help... if you don't want to spend 2+ hours in traffic, plan your work and residence so that you don't have to... The Segway is simply unrelated to urban problems. I already have the better Segway... a Litespeed bicycle... of course it costs about the same :(

  56. Damn it, stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    On a bicycle, easily. On foot, at half that speed easily.
    Wow congrats! You are more physically fit than most Americans, and you are not handicapped or injured in any way.

    I'll give you a tip. You don't "win" the argument by proving that you don't feel any need for a segway. The person is not claiming everyone should need or want one. They are saying it has legitimate uses for people, and the hostility towards this possiblity is really unnecessary.
    As an added bonus, you wouldn't be a fat lump looking stupid standing on a self balancing Jetsonesque piece of kitch.
    I'm sure bicycles looked silly when they first were starting to be used. I know cars did... and at the time they were considered redundant and only for the wasteful rich.
  57. They should use that mentality for everything... by bazmonkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The car needs money, and gas: "It's easy, just get up and walk. You'll make it there eventually, and think of the health benefits!!!"
    The laundry needs doing: "You just buy 3 gallons of Febreeze, and forget about washing. Clothes can only get so dirty, and let's face it, brown looks much better on you than white."

    The Segway is $5,000 for about $500 of advantegeous value: "Just walk. Or bike, or blade, or skate. Sure, you may not like the exercise and work now... but would you do it to save $5,000?"

    I hope Kamen felt terrible when he said that crap about the battery and that guy's response to the weight. If he used the mentality of "just do it yourself" to combat low battery life and heavy weight, we should use the menatility of "just do it yourself" to screw the Segway and lose some weight cycling/walking.

  58. The segway was a bad idea in the first place. by gurps_npc · · Score: 2, Informative

    The thing was over priced, with a TON of hype for what turned out to simply be an electric scooter with a fancy control mechanism. Big deal. Get yourself an electric Razor scooter and forget the over-hyped, over priced thing.

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  59. How long until someone steals it? by phamlen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I admit that I'm looking at this from a NY perspective but...

    How do you lock the dang things? Can someone just hop on your Segway and drive off? Even if you lock it, can't someone (according to the article) "just lift it into a truck"? And if you got a bicycle lock, where would you attach it?

    Considering that, in NYC, most delivery people carry heavy chains and locks and drive beat-up bikes so no one steals them, I can't imagine that the lifespan of a Segway on the New York City streets would be much more than 5 minutes.

    "Hey, guys! Come down and see my cool Segway. Hey, where did it go??!!!"

  60. Re:H2 is NOT a just Tahoe with ugly cladding by irix · · Score: 3, Insightful

    recently on Car and Driver Television (on TNN?) they did a comparison of the H2 vs. the Hummer

    Don't buy too much into shows like "Car & Driver television" (do they ever give a car a bad review?).

    The conclusion was the H2 provided 80% of the capability of the Hummer

    The H2 has nothing in common with the H1 besides the name, and the H2 is based off of the Tahoe. No wide wheel base, run-flat capability, engine snorkel. Plastic bumper bits and body cladding. Heck, even a locking rear differential is optional on the H2.

    at 50% of the price.. with much more comfort.

    No argument there. The H2 is a "luxury SUV" with heated leather seats, sunroof, etc. - something the H1 never claimed to be.

    The Hummer folks kept a very close eye on GM to make sure they weren't tarnishing their name.

    I call BS here. GM purchased the naming rights from AM General. They took a Tahoe and made the body look as much like the H1 as possible - even fake air intakes and fake lift hooks. Expect to see more of this in the future - the public assoicates the "Hummer" with a quasi-exotic military vehicle. Now that GM has the name they can re-body existing vehicles and call them a "Hummer", hoping to market them on the name recognition. Which is exactly what they have done with the H2.

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  61. Rent-a-Segway? by frdmfghtr · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Paul Saffo, a director at the Institute for the Future in Menlo Park, California, describes a ride on a Segway as a "gas" but adds that the machine "costs three times what a consumer device should cost, and it's about 40 pounds too heavy."

    Agreed--I'd love to buy one, but not for much above $1000.

    What if they were available some other way besides Amazon (the only place I've seen them available)? Start small (too late for that) and open a few Segway dealerships in places likely to draw business. Perhaps have a Rent-a-Segway in spring break places like Daytona Beach or Lake Havasu, where college kids with money to burn in a week would go Segway-cruising up and down the strip.

    My thoughts...

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