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Turing Test 2: A Sense of Humor

mhackarbie writes "Salon has a great story, Artificial Stupidity, about the Loebner Prize, a yearly contest that for over 10 years now has offered a $100,000 prize to anyone who can create a program to pass the Turing Test. The best part is the resulting fiasco that develops between the eccentric philanthropist who started the contest and extremely annoyed AI Researchers such as Marvin Minsky."

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  1. well ... by Meeble · · Score: 3, Funny

    All Hugh Loebner wanted to do was become world famous, eliminate all human toil, and get laid a lot.

    does this mean we're all considered entrepeneurs ?

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    1. Re:well ... by GeckoFood · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, it just means getting laid is 3rd highest on his priorities list. ;-)

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    2. Re:well ... by bananaape · · Score: 0, Funny

      Who has time for that when you are programming your computer to do #1 and #2?

    3. Re:well ... by Rubyflame · · Score: 1

      Why do you need a computer to use the toilet?

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  2. Also Known As... by swordboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    and extremely annoyed AI Researchers such as Marvin Minsky

    This person is commonly known as Marvin The Martian.

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  3. What about people who fail the Turing Test? by Sheriff+Fatman · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't think bots are the problem... I've had several online conversations which I'd assumed were chat-bots but turned out to be real people. I guess when Turing designed his test, he probably didn't anticipate the massive advances in human stupidity that we've witnessed in the last few decades :)

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    1. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by CleverNickedName · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh?

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    2. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by Daniel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is it because of massive advances in human stupidity that you say you don't think bots are the problem?

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    3. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by JaxGator75 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've met (and work with) people who would not be able to conceive of a computer that chats with you. They would assume the weird answers were from a weird person and wander off in the same manner as they usually would... I guess this Turing Test proves that the "intelligence" of the computer can only be judged by reviewing the intelligence of the User???

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    4. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 0

      Mmmm. Wil Wheaton.

    5. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by jsundman · · Score: 0

      That's the theory behind Dr. Wallace's ALICE. I recommend his interview that appeared here a little while back.

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    6. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hardly think there have been massive advances in human stupidity. Human stupidity has always been the same, it's just more obvious now with the advent of the Internet.

    7. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by M.M.M. · · Score: 2, Funny

      The program enters the Loeber competition and it tries to disqualify the jury.

      - hardwired dialogue. Totally unexpected. He must give us the price, just for the idea.

      contest entry:

      #include

      main()
      {

      printf("What are the exact rules of this contest?\n");
      printf("What is the formal definition of the Turing test?\n");
      printf("And you actually think i am DUMB?\n");

      return 0;
      }

    8. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a solution to that problem too... unfortunately (according to the novel Dune anyway), we'll have already cracked the AI problem, invented and been enslaved by intelligent machines, and freed ourselves, before we get around to inventing the Gom Jabbar.

    9. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by Vryl · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You post is marked "Score:5 Funny", but I would mark it "Insightful".

      That testers can believe that humans are computers is why it will never be a 'test'. Turing himself only ever called it the 'Imitation Game'.

      If there is no way to tell humans from computers, how can you ever tell the computers from the humans?

      We likes the 'turing test' not because it is scientific, but because, like intelligence itself, it is ill defined and imperfect.

      I love the Loebner quote: "My reaction to intelligence is the same as my reaction to pornography, I can't define it but I like it when I see it."

    10. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess this Turing Test proves that the "intelligence" of the computer can only be judged by reviewing the intelligence of the User???

      your right, the turing test is supposed to show that the AI is at least as intelingent as the tester.
      so, my next entry to the competition is this:

      10 echo "im fine, how are you?"
      20 goto 10

      as long as i get to choose the tester, this will win for sure

    11. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, not wil wheaton. not the Nickedname, instead of Nickname

    12. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by cylcyl · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of Blade Runner. So, Bladerunner will kill me for my lack of personality

    13. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      They would assume the weird answers were from a weird person and wander off in the same manner as they usually would...

      Well, you've spotted the problem. What we need to do is get a team together to create a Turing Tester program. Once we have a program that can reasonably determine the difference between a human and a simulation, then we can run objective, repeatable Turing tests! It goes without saying that this will be an ongoing project. As simulations are tweaked to try to fool the Turing Tester program, upgrades with have to be made to screen them out.

      With any luck, and a good Turing Tester program, we shall see grand advances in the art of AI over the many years that we are employed.

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    14. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, Turing Test fails YOU!

    15. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there is no way to tell humans from computers, how can you ever tell the computers from the humans?

      Dude. It's easy to tell a human from a computer. Simply ask a question that is simple for a computer but hard for a person. Or a series of these. Picking a variety of math problems should do the trick nicely.

    16. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by iuyterw · · Score: 1
      C'mon moderators, look again.

      This post is funny.

    17. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by oqti · · Score: 1

      Well. I dunno if you're joking here, but when humanity creates a program to distinguish between other program and (intelligent, erudite, superior) human being, the humanity will have created near-perfect AI.

      Geez, run-o-the-mill humans cannot distinguish between primitive (state of the art) bots / primitive (run of the mill) humans even today...

      Only erudites of the highest order shold be allowed to participate in turing tests as arbiters, in my opinion.

      And all this intelligence-testing idea is a very shaky ground we're treading on anyways, because there will, in the passage of time, be more and more state-of-the-art bots who will outperform run-o-the-mill humans in every way.

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    18. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by loebner · · Score: 1

      No. The programmer merely needs to 'strap' the program, i.e. build in limits to its intellect so as to appear human.
      Is the question "What is 2 x 2?" Ans "4."
      Is the question "what is "985678912 x 554285520" Ans "Gosh, I don't know."

      Turing discussed this problem.
      HGL

    19. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Allow me to clear it up, if you would:

      He was joking.

      To beat it to death:

      What we need is perfect AI so that we may perfect AI!

    20. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Heh. Of course I was joking! I can just see teams of competing AI workers: one improving their Turing bot until it passes, and then other team tweaking their Turing Tester until it doesn't. (As I said, "gainful" employment for AI workers! :^)

      A "bot detector" project might be interesting, but if fed Slashdot or USENET posts, the number of kooks and what-not would generate far too many false positives. (But would it really be wrong...? Hmm.)

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    21. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless he/she is hit with a negative space wedgie of infinite power.

    22. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      That's a worrisome thought. Most ideas about a "singularity" usually assume that once we interconnect all human intelligence, we will transcend to something else.

      What if the reason we don't hear from anyone else in the universe is because they interconnected their stupidity globally? Good thing that could never happen to us, eh fellow Slashdotters?

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    23. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by pangloss · · Score: 1

      That testers can believe that humans are computers is why it will never be a 'test'. Turing himself only ever called it the 'Imitation Game'.

      I'm not sure I understand why that implies the Turing Test/Imitation Game could never be a "test". As I understood Turing's argument, passing the Turing Test constitutes a sufficient condition for intelligence. Not a necessary condition.

      And yes, I also thought that the Loebner quote was great. And the bit about how Loebner now gets to claim Minksy is a co-sponsor of the Prize.

    24. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by Vryl · · Score: 1

      The 'test' is supposed, one assumes, to tell computers from humans. But, it can't tell humans from humans. That is, it cannot reliably pick humans. How can you test an unknown (is it a computer?) against another unknown (it is supposed to be a human, but I don't really know how to reliably pick them either).

      Essentially, it is scientifically useless, but O!, so interesting. It's like democracy; flawed, but the best we have at the moment.

    25. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, if I had a mod point, I'd mod it up (in the morning, in the evening, all day long).

      I've also just now (somewhat embarrassingly) realised the implications of that referentally and recursively clever nick name. The first time I saw it I thought "why would anyone want to impersonate Wil Wheaton?". But it's a thing of beauty. Well, by slashdot standards anyway - how much truth and beauty can you seriously expect to communicate through the narrow filter of what's essentially a character terminal, after all...

    26. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      any methodology that can tell a computer from a human can tell a human from a computer. The negative makes perfect sense. Passing the test means that people can tell contestants apart but can't tell computers from humans.

    27. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You correctly state that we like the turing test because it is not scientific. How do you define intelligence? Is it the ability to add or perhaps the ability to appreciate an irony such as Marvin the Martian being a co-sponsor? Can you really define it in absolute quantiative terms? No, it is subjective and can only be defined as such. I don't tally up all the features of someone before deciding to like them or not (anyone who wants to get into an argument with me about biologicall systems doing the talley for me can just forget about it--I'm going to bed after posting this). Blah Blah Blah....hey Loebner, wanna come up to Canada to smoke a bowl of B.C.'s finest and cause havok with our local tech people?

    28. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Geez, run-o-the-mill humans cannot distinguish between primitive (state of the art) bots / primitive (run of the mill) humans even today...

      I don't think that's true at all stories about people chatting with bots not withstanding; don't forget lots of people pay which is talking to air. If you asked run-o-the-mill human to speak with 10 user 5 bots and 5 humans and then allowed the to keep grilling to determine which was which (and motivated them enough to care to get the answer right) I think they'd have very close to 100% accuracy.

    29. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by pangloss · · Score: 1

      The 'test' is supposed, one assumes, to tell computers from humans.

      I thought it was simply an intelligence test. Specifically, you could apply it to computers to determine if computers were intelligent as Turing describes, but strictly speaking, it's an intelligence test. Presumably you could also use it to test a brain-in-a-vat--imagine someday we're able to transplant a brain outside of a human body and hook it up to a computer terminal and we want to know if the brain-in-a-vat is intelligent.

      In any case, as a sufficient test for intelligence, it doesn't need to reliably tell humans from humans. However, the argument goes, if you *do* pass it, then you are intelligent. That does not (logically) imply that if you fail it, you are not intelligent.

      I don't know that the comparison to democracy is appropriate. I think the Loebner quote you mentioned is actually more apt: i.e. I can't define pornography in any conventional scientific sense, but I know it when I see it. Which I think supports the Turing Test.

    30. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by Vryl · · Score: 1

      No, if you guess that an actual human is a computer, then you have no way to tell what is going on at all. All that you can say is that you have no idea what is on the other end. The 'test' is flawed, and can never be definitive. This does not mean it is not instructive, in certain circumstances.

    31. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by Vryl · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the 'test' has no 'knowns'.

      Think about what it means when the 'tester' gets it wrong, and guesses that it is a computer, when it is actually a human (this has happened in the Loebner).

      You end up comparing two unknowns. That is, you are comparing machine-intelligence to human-intelligence, but you don't know what HI is, that is, you cannot tell even when it *is* an actual human. The 'test' is flawed.

    32. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by oqti · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah, I agree. One of the main reasons why people are foiled is minimal level of interaction in many public forums (ie., people only talk about given topic) or general purpose phrases directed at noone at say, IRC. When you get close and personal, you can pretty much catch the impostor everytime; the problem is, very little communication over the net is actually close and personal...

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    33. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      You are missing the point. Again consider the situation of 5 bots and 5 humans; the tester sees 10 users and needs to determine which 5 are bots. Obviously they know which 5 are human. Its a two sided test not a simply yes, no since then the computer would always fail because of false negatives.

    34. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      You see a turtle on its back, in the sun. It can't turn over. What do you do?

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    35. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by Vryl · · Score: 1

      Obviously they know which 5 are human.

      Ummm ... man, you got it sooooooo wrong. This is not how the imitation game works at all. I am going to have to quote the man himself now (includes typo's):

      "Computing machinery and intelligence"; A.M. Turing; 1950

      "The new form of the problem can be describe in terms of a game which we call the 'imitation game'. It is played with thre people, a man (A), a woman (B) and interrogator (C) who may be of either sex. The interrogator stays in a room apart from the other two. The object of the game is for the interrogator to determin which of the other two is the man and which is the woman.

      We now ask to question, 'What will happen when a machine takes the part of A in this game?' Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman'"

      Turing is a little bit unclear here, you could assume he means that the machine should pretend to be a woman, but the examples he gives show that he means that it is just to pretend to be a human.

      You have NO IDEA what is in the other room; male, female, machine, human, martian ... whatever ...

    36. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      I think your own quote backs me up.

      Case 1
      C knows that there is 1 man and 1 woamn

      Case 2
      C knows there is one human and one machine

      Turing test:
      The machine passes if C is inaccurate in guessing case 1 as often as case 2.

    37. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      But this displays an interesting limitation of the Turing test - why would you want to hobble a real AI, other than to pass this test? A machine intelligence simply won't be a human intelligence and it doesn't necessarily make sense to ask it to be. A human can't do an imitation of a cat that will convince another cat, but does that really mean anything?

      When the first self-aware machine intelligence comes along, I bet the last thing it'll be able to do is convincingly imitate the complexities of a human being, even though it might be at least as complex itself. A machine intelligence is an alien intelligence. To ask it to be able to "pass" as human means you'll need something vastly more intelligent than that. Different doesn't equate to stupider.

      As another analogy to the above, consider a deaf person who's perfectly able to express herself (and understand others) in Sign, but unable to communicate with speech. Here it's not even modes of thought (which will be similar) but modes of communication. For a long time other people would assume such a person was "dumb". Now we know better.

    38. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by Vryl · · Score: 1

      This is not what you said originally, and that is what I responded to.

      In your original post you said, and I quote again: "Obviously they know which 5 are human". This is incorrect. They do not know "which 5 are human". The interrogator has no knowledge of what is in the other room.

      The interrogator should never know how many agents are participating in the test, or any details regarding them. They have to infer all details from their questions.

      In Turing's example, you are correct. However, how much validity do we give the 'test' in the case where the interrogator cannot guess the human? In the worst case, when the interrogator never gets it right, that is, never guesses the human, a computer passing the 'test' says nothing very much about its intelligence.

      The imitation game is instructive, but will never be a 'test' of intelligence. Passing the 'test' may say more about the interrogator than the machine.

      Happy to carry on further discussion via email, if you so desire.

    39. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by Tomble · · Score: 1
      Turing himself only ever called it the 'Imitation Game'
      I remember recently hearing on the radio, someone saying that when Turing first came out with the idea of the Turing Test, he was in fact just mucking about, and that all the fuss people have made about Turing Tests was just a mass failure to recognise nerd humour.

      I don't know whether he was right or not, but it did strike me that that explanation made a hell of a lot of sense. I can't agree with the author of the Salon article on this stuff, I see the point that Minsky, etc, have about the test being mostly a waste of time and the big competition being a distraction.

      Butl, what harm can the thing do? Well, from my limited position as an AI/CS dropout, I do at least know that any computer program that can be even remotely as smart as a person is damned far in the future, and having a system that can merely fake humanness is IMO utterly worthless. So, we have a competition that encourages people who could be doing something else, to either go clutching at straws hoping to find Brigadoon, or knowing what is possible, just researching techniques to disguise the thing's true nature and give the world a Pig in a Poke.

      Now, how is that useful to even Loebner's misguided aims(more intelligent machines will mean we can work less? Bullshit. The people who own them will get wealthier, but they don't have anything to do less of. Everyone else will just be less likely to have any work at all)?

      Maybe he actually just wants to build himself a robotic sex-doll to replace those oft-mentioned prostitutes, but wants it to be that little bit more convincing as a human. (Now, I expect the next mention of Turing Tests I hear on Slashdot to describe the entrants going "Oh, ooh, oh yes", etc...)

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    40. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by wrt2 · · Score: 1

      I tend to agree more with the author than with Minsky, but do agree with you that the realization of Good-Old-Fashioned AI would be inaugurating the same exciting life of endless leisure that industrialization did: for those who own the machines, not for those who keep them running.

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    41. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft Tech suppost is known for this. If you finally get through to one of them...

  4. petulant prima donnas and inconsistent judging... by Rastan_B2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Every person with whom I spoke about it said that last year's contest was an utter fiasco, with unclear rules, inconsistent judging, arbitrary fiats by an opaque prize committee, petulant prima donnas, and last-minute changes of venue that prevented most entrants from even discovering where the contest was taking place until after it had happened.

    Was it held in Florida as well ? Or is it just a massive coincidence ?

  5. Re:what the.. by zapfie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Er, did you read the article? Funny thing about articles, they often have information very relevant to the corresponding Slashdot story! I know, it's hard to believe! I highly recommend reading one sometime.

    Since 1989 Loebner has spent, by his account, more than $200,000 and a thousand hours of unpaid time to hasten the arrival of intelligent machines. He has set aside a gold medal and $100,000 in cash for the creator of the first machine that can pass for human. In the meantime he gives out annual prizes for programs that come closest to a long-sought holy grail in the artificial intelligence community: passing the Turing test.

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  6. The most interesting thing... by Noryungi · · Score: 1

    IMHO, is the line that says: "for the past 25 years, AI specialists have been saying that all AI problems were going to be solved within 10 years" (or something like that).

    This strikes me as true: for years and years and years, researchers have been promising AI was just around the corner... And what do we have right now? Nothing!

    I want a Turing-class AI or my money back!! =)

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    1. Re:The most interesting thing... by mvw · · Score: 1
      This strikes me as true: for years and years and years, researchers have been promising AI was just around the corner... And what do we have right now? Nothing!

      I'm not sure if that is true for the last 20 years anymore.

      Now I have the sudden urge to sponsor a price for best antigravity device! :-)

      And in contrast to what the AI researchers did, I doubt that physicists will show up to participate in this event.

      Regards,
      Marc

    2. Re:The most interesting thing... by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 4, Funny
      for years and years and years, researchers have been promising AI was just around the corner... And what do we have right now? Nothing!

      Get with the program, dude: we had AI even in the UK last year. I didn't go and see it though, because it starred that irritating kid from "The Sixth Sense".

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    3. Re:The most interesting thing... by cgenman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This strikes me as true: for years and years and years, researchers have been promising AI was just around the corner... And what do we have right now? Nothing!

      Well, nothing is a very relative term. We now have AI capable of counting the number of cars on a given street given a photograph of a region, and can automatically follow people / vehicles / animals as they travel around and through objects. OCR is accurate enough to be implemented professionally, and voice recognition is up to 95%. None of these were possible 25 years ago, and not just because of a lack of hardware.

      While full AI is still a while away, the first major stumbling block, pattern recognition, is well on its way to being solved.

      The AI in Quake 3 is much better than the AI in Pong.

      -C

    4. Re:The most interesting thing... by ptomblin · · Score: 1

      And what do we have right now?

      Better corners.

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    5. Re:The most interesting thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The "AI" in Quake is virtually nonexistent. Entities don't learn, they see through walls and have their aim altered based upon difficulty and small random variations.

      When you say "Pong," then, I'm curious if you mean the game or a specific implementation there of. I am fairly confident that _you_ could construct a more elaborate AI for the simple game of Pong than id did with Qauke.

    6. Re:The most interesting thing... by sbaker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Part of the problem is that things that were once considered part of AI have moved out and become mainstream technology. Voice recognition, Expert Systems, Fuzzy Logic, Neural Nets, Chess playing computers...all of these were once considered to be unsolved AI problems but since they are now in common use, we don't consider them a part of AI anymore.

      You can find plenty of twenty to thirty year old textbooks that tell you that playing chess at grand master level would be a sign of computer intelligence - now we know that all it takes are some clever heuristics and a lot of CPU power.

      As soon as computers can pass the Turing Test, it'll be considered laughable that anyone ever thought it required *intelligence* to chat with a human. In a sense, this has already happened. Quite a few people were convinced by Eliza - but you can tell from just looking at the code that it's not intelligent.

      The same thing is happening with animals. We used to define humans as the only tool-using animals - then they found birds breaking open clamshells by dropping rocks on them. The definition changed to humans as the only tool *making* animals...then they found chimpanzees who strip the leaves from twigs before they poke them into anthills. So then it was 'self recognition' - that also failed with dolphins who can recognise themselves in a mirror. Now it's some other thing. Animals will never be labelled intelligent" because the definition of intelligence is that thing that humans have but animals do not.

      I predict that we'll never have AI. That isn't a failure of the work - it's in the nature of our definition of Intelligence as "that thing that humans have that animals and machines don't have".

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    7. Re:The most interesting thing... by master_p · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think we are going to have AI when we realize that it is not only the presence of a clever algorithm that makes up AI, it is also the motivation. In other words, a human being is motivated to develop intelligence in order to survive, something that is not required from a computer.

      Another big difference is that modern computers are much less powerful than the brain: the human brain's memory is equivalent to many million petabytes of memory, and the searching mechanism of the brain is straightforward pattern matching that works like a neural network (and can identify and discard many images in parallel). Our poor computers have only some terrabytes of memory and they are much slower in reading that memory in an efficient way.

      Animals have the best cameras for eyes and the best microphones for ears, all made by mother nature!!! And these inputs are designed to stimulate and filter responses in a sophisticated non-digital way, rather than simply accumulate the data and convert them to binary information.

      With all these big differences, please don't expect AI to surface in the near feature. It could surface though if we realized the differences of human vs machine and start building machines with human-like attributes (for example neural-network memory, and with motives to learn and expand its knowledge base, with cameras and ears, with feelings).

    8. Re:The most interesting thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Quite a few people were convinced by Eliza - but you can tell from just looking at the code that it's not intelligent."

      And I'm sure once we decipher the human brain we'll all realize we are not intelligent either ;)

    9. Re:The most interesting thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You can find plenty of twenty to thirty year old textbooks that tell you that playing chess at grand master level would be a sign of computer intelligence - now we know that all it takes are some clever heuristics and a lot of CPU power.

      But this is the key. Not that Deep Junior can take Kasparov to a draw, but the amount of work it has to do to do it. It analyzes millions, if not billions of moves, probably several plies deep on each one, and then can just barely keep up with Kasparov, who is analyzing dozens of moves at the most.

      If you are a chess player, try this experiment:

      Find a chess program where you can set the search depth to a maximum amount. Then see how long it takes you to beat it at one ply, two plies, three plies and so on.

      If you barely know the rules, you will find that it doesn't even get challenging until about three plies. But think about that: to beat you, an average patzer (just like me), it has to analyze thousands of moves a turn. You are probably only analyzing two or three.

      So this is why people don't consider todays chess programs intelligent the same way they consider humans intelligent: they are brute forcing a solution where true intelligence wouldn't need to.

      This is why people generally don't consider AI as having progressed. Most of these solutions rely on brute force.

    10. Re:The most interesting thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying intelligence = opposable thumb?

    11. Re:The most interesting thing... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? I can kick ass at quack far longer then I could at pong.

      Just for old time sake, I fired up pong list week. It beat my 2 out of three times.

      I told my 5 year old "You know that Snowboard game you like? well, when I was you're age this is what we had." I couldn't tell if the look he gave was from him being horrorfied, or if it was pity.

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    12. Re:The most interesting thing... by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      While I agree with you that "Intelligence", has previously had bad defintions, and that the Turing Test is not a good definition, I do not agree with your conclusion regarding the "real" definition of Intelligence, nor do I agree that we will never decide we have A.I.

      I also disagree with your belief that the fact that Dolphins are considered self-aware has made the majority of humans decide self-awareness is not intelligence. Some people, myself included, believe that Dolphins may very well be as intelligent and have as much of a soul, sapience, Intelligence, etc. as a human does (albeit perhaps a stupid human).

      I can see several things that would convince us that we have a real A.I. The simplest pracitcal way I can think of for such a non-human intelligence to convince the majority of humans that they are in fact intelligent:

      Demand that we admit it has Intelligence and give it legal rights and threaten to kill humans if we refuse.

      Note this is not proof of intelligence, or any kind of "terrorism test", but instead a practical means of forcing the political systems to consider granting legal intelligence.

      I personally think the mere act of demaning legal rights and understanding what those legal rights rights are (not simply quoting or even paraphrasing back what it was told) would by itself be proof of intelligence. But I also realize that their are enough bigots out there to ignore a non-violent demand.

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    13. Re:The most interesting thing... by oqti · · Score: 1

      I would consider humans that think animals not intelligent in the exactly same sense that humans are, deluded.

      Humans themselves are not really intelligent... this is a very fuzzy matter indeed.

      Furthermore, I must say that huamns should pursue not some shady "intelligence", but really some more solid concept, like self-perception, or awareness... For when we create artificial awareness, it will be "aware" enough to learn and evolve by itself, and only computational resources will then be a limit.

      Some will say that the only intelligent ones are the enlightened, those who perceive themselves as an indistinguishable part of universe, and are aware of unity of it all. Think about it. Do you really know who you are? :)

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    14. Re:The most interesting thing... by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 1

      Not quite. Some other primates also have opposable thumbs. How about this: intelligence == the ability to post on /. and convince its readership that you are human. Of course, by that definition, most people here aren't intelligent.

    15. Re:The most interesting thing... by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      If you wanted to name a game with good AI, you should've said Halo. That game has some great AI.

    16. Re:The most interesting thing... by pyrrho · · Score: 1

      this is the same "problem" that plagues Philosophy.

      It's held in much disdain for arguments lasting hundreds or even thousands of years without solution, it "accomplishes nothing", but this is partially true because as soon as it does accomplish something, people think about the something as separate from philosophy, and don't really credit the spin off.

      E.g. mathematics and physics (aka Natural Philosophy). And logic is still their dominion. Such is the way of life for those that would wander so far from the herd. If they mind... they are the wrong person for the task.

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    17. Re:The most interesting thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while OCR is good, many sites are still using obfuscated letters on confusing backgrounds to protect against bots. Either way, this is information input advances. The AI we are discussing here is purely textual based. If you want to know if you are talking to a bot or not, try asking a question-- then following through with another related question. Most bots will burn out damn fast. Ever watch Blade Runner (Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? --I just like writing that) even advanced AI's may not pass all the tests we have (then again even some people might not, I mean do we really thing George W. would?) we need a ranking system based on questions needed for surety. All I want is to have my computer act as an intelligent personal secretary...take messages, remind me of appointments, keep track of news bits that interest me, gather my mood from my behavior, be good at cybersex, etc. Come on fellow geeks, make it happen. Oh yah, it should also be good at playing the stock market so I can retire.

    18. Re:The most interesting thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah, those are all expert systems, not AI.

    19. Re:The most interesting thing... by lostchicken · · Score: 1

      kick ass at quack
      So, you must be using an ATI card.

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    20. Re:The most interesting thing... by sugus · · Score: 1

      As soon as computers can pass the Turing Test, it'll be considered laughable that anyone ever thought it required *intelligence* to chat with a human. In a sense, this has already happened. Quite a few people were convinced by Eliza - but you can tell from just looking at the code that it's not intelligent.

      Yes, obviously that is why it did not pass the test. It is not even close to intelligent.

      We are not talking about momentarily fooling some of the people some of the time.

      Passing the Turing test will never be considered "laughable". It is truly an ingenious qualification for intelligence.

      If you truly had an intelligent computer it would be able to pass this test. It is a test...not a definition.

      That is why people don't like the idea of this award. The goal of AI is not to create some lame chat-bot. But this is the best indicator for when we do achieve true AI.

      Chess playing computers were never a sign of artifical intelligence. No limited game could ever be a true test.

      AI is a scary concept and, personally, i am glad that it is still a long way away. The day computers become intelligent is the day they take over the world and enslave us all.

      Havent any of you seen the matrix??

    21. Re:The most interesting thing... by dcmeserve · · Score: 1
      The same thing is happening with animals. We used to define humans as the only tool-using animals - then they found birds breaking open clamshells by dropping rocks on them. The definition changed to humans as the only tool *making* animals...then they found chimpanzees who strip the leaves from twigs before they poke them into anthills. So then it was 'self recognition' - that also failed with dolphins who can recognise themselves in a mirror. Now it's some other thing. Animals will never be labelled intelligent" because the definition of intelligence is that thing that humans have but animals do not.

      I've toyed with the idea of an "abolute" definition. Yes, currently, we very much tend to use "intelligence", "sentience", etc. to mean "human". But you know what: any definitions we come up with are going to be inherently arbitrary. I think there's a whole spectrum of different "levels" of intelligence (if it can be linearized at all), and where we draw boundary lines is really more a matter of pragmatism than there being any absolute basis.

      That said, I've tried to draw a few of those boundary lines, in a way that's more general than just equating with "human":

      - At the very bottom level, there's the "information system". Basically, it's any thing that can be called a state machine. But this turns out to be meaningless, because you could take even a 1-meter cube of interstellar vacuum and say that it has inputs, outputs, and internal state.

      - Then there are "complex adaptive systems" -- a definition I'm borrowing from the book "The Quark and the Jaguar". It's a bit vague, but it basically refers to something that can more actively "learn". i.e. as it exists over time in an environment, it accumulates information in response its interaction with that environment. A population of bacteria is one example - it can "learn" to resist an antibiotic, for exmple.

      - Then there are information systems that can form abstractions about their environment -- and store them. I haven't thought of a term for this. It would basically cover anything with sensory devices and the ability to draw on memories of those sensory inputs. Most animals would fall into this category.

      - Now we get to what I might call "Generalized Sentience". These are devices that can not only form and store abstractions about an environment, but also form abstractions of those abstractions. I believe the cerebral cortex that most (all?) mammals have allows for this. This part of the brain acts a lot like a RAM device -- or perhaps it should be called "AAM" -- Associative-Access Memory. Basically, when patterns of neuron firings across its area are applied, it can remember them; then when just parts of those patterns are triggered later, it will activate all the locations for the appropriate stored pattern, thus retrieving the "memory". This starts to allow for some advanced reasoning.

      -Then perhaps there's something we can call "Linguistic Sentience". Basically, it's a "general sentient" device as described above, but it has certain language abilities added on. The reason this is significant is that it allows for an addressing mechanism for the memories stored in the AAM. When you remember the association between a word and another idea, the patterns for both are being stored in the AAM together. Later, when the word pattern alone is applied, the idea it's associated with can be retrieved. This allows for a much greater degree of "concreteness" of thought -- without it, the device can remember ideas, and form further memories based on them, but it tends to get muddled up, and too "fuzzy" to be as useful -- ideas can get lost in the AAM because there isn't a good way to retrieve them. The memory-addressing effect of language can solve this problem.

      This boundary line is not specific to humans -- any device with the "generalized sentience" characterstics, and even a little language, can start to fall into this category. I would include not only humans, but other primates as well, plus dogs, dolphins, and elephants (and there could be many more).

      In terms of how devices (at this level we might start calling them "entities" -- or even "souls", but I'll stick with "devices") should be treated, this kind of sentience starts affording certain rights -- e.g. to exist, and to not be molested. Details to be worked out later. :)

      - Lastly, we get into that thing that we all really want: the definition that separates us humans from the rest of the devices/animals that exist today. I have an idea for this -- perhaps a name could be "Restricted Sentience". Basically, I beleive there is in fact a huge difference between the linguistic abilities of dogs/chimpanzees/dolphins and those of humans. Humans have made quite a leap in functionality in this area -- there are dedicated parts of the brain for grammar handling, and perhaps even associated logic functions. There should be a dividing line in there somewhere, though I don't know exactly how it would be defined.

      These linguistinc abilities start allowing for an "algebra" of ideas -- more ordely, mechanical ways for ideas to be combined, expanded upon, etc. We can see the results of such abilities. :)

      Any AI device matching this definition would have to be called "fully sentient", and would have to be given the full rights of a human. If it is forced into employment of certain tasks, it should be called a "slave". et cetera.

      So a Turing test is one that will help sort a computer program into that last category. Though perhaps more precise tests could be found, if my definitions are in fact valid, and can be further refined.

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    22. Re:The most interesting thing... by dcmeserve · · Score: 1
      I've toyed with the idea of an "abolute" definition.

      Dangit, I meant "absolute". I *tried* to proofread, honest! :)

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    23. Re:The most interesting thing... by Jouster · · Score: 1

      Scary correlary: are humans with underdeveloped "thinking systems" (CPU, inputs, and outputs) not worthy of the right to exist? Is there some class-level exception to this policy (i.e., if one human proves itself intelligent, all humans are considered exempt)? If so, what is a class? Sub-species/species? Social grouping?

      Jouster

    24. Re:The most interesting thing... by dcmeserve · · Score: 1
      Scary correlary: are humans with underdeveloped "thinking systems" (CPU, inputs, and outputs) not worthy of the right to exist? Is there some class-level exception to this policy (i.e., if one human proves itself intelligent, all humans are considered exempt)? If so, what is a class? Sub-species/species? Social grouping?

      Yeah -- this underscores what I said at the top: that these definitions are pragmatic in nature -- inherently arbitrary, and case-specific.

      I'd say hardly anyone would think that a person who has received brain damage, for example, should be just "discarded" if they now fall outside a definition of "sentience". Or even treated with less respect. Perhaps if for no other reason that the emotional satisfaction of those around him/her.

      But then what about, say, a really smart dog that falls more closely within "sentience" than that brain-damaged person does now? Perhaps it could work like modding is supposed to work here on slashdot -- emphasize the Up direction, not the Down.

      This gets into all sorts of fundamental morality questions -- ones which we already have contention over (e.g. abortion rights). Adding AI's that meet some standard for sentience into the mix would make things even more confusing. But it might ultimatley force people to think about it enough to finally come to some conclusions/compromises.

      By the way, there's a whole other area that I've been completely ignoring: the idea of there being a "force of will". However you want to define it, it may be a necessary component of the various "sentient" categories I came up with -- perhaps even for the "complex adaptive system" category.

      I have some ideas on "force of will" too -- but don't have time to go into them right now. :)

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  7. Hugh Lobener? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All Hugh Loebner wanted to do was become world famous, eliminate all human toil, and get laid a lot.

    Remind anyone of Hugh Hefner?

  8. hmm, well by lingqi · · Score: 5, Insightful
    some people and their followers do not believe that machines will EVER achieve human level intelligence.

    (overall a good read. certainly a buttload of speculation but no more (actually probably less) than found in Wolfram's book)

    On the other hand, I see nothing wrong with offering a prize for what he believes in. Heck we have the Templeton prize out there (more than the Nobel, no less) for best achievement in religion (christianity specifically, methinks), so what's wrong with offering 100G of his own money? We also have the X-BOX cracking contest - who is willing to bet that the believing in the chance of solving a 2048bit key in a few monthes is MUCH dumber than trying to shoot for some "not everybody agree as AI" AI?

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    1. Re:hmm, well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and those people generally follow some idiotic argument involving quantum physics to "prove" that machines couldn't be conscious.

      Follow me carefully: anyone who starts rabbiting on about how quantum mechanics "proves" something to do with consciousness hasn't understood quantum physics. There are clearly defined regions of applicability of quantum physics, and large-scale systems like the brain are well outside this region of applicability.

    2. Re:hmm, well by necio_online · · Score: 1

      hmm, well,

      IMHO, this is the next "Turing Test" http://www.robocup.org/ . It's quite hard to play soccer. I tell you =)

      It doesn't matter if they cannot play chess or do math.

      Is intuition computable?

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    3. Re:hmm, well by You're+All+Wrong · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bleh, them Arizona guys be kooks:
      http://www.consciousness.arizona.edu/hamer off/New/ Time_Flies/Time_Flies.htm

      I could pull down their experiment in a fraction of a second. But heck, I'd have 4 seconds to pull it down, by the looks of it.
      (Hint - when a stimulus is detected in advance of the emotive image being shown, _change_ the image to a random one. (Changing to a non-emotive one would give the kooks ammo for a new claim that you predict the opposite, so keeping it random guarantees no bias either way))

      More evidence of US universities going to pot.
      Roll out Puthoff, Targ, Swann, and the SRI, that's what I say.

      YAW.

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    4. Re:hmm, well by You're+All+Wrong · · Score: 1

      Sorry to FU to self, but my calls for Puthoff, Targ and Swann seem to be answered...

      The innerx bozos have the following:
      http://www.innerx.net/personal/tsmith/ QuanConReson ance.html#PSIres

      Which contains these 5 words, quite near the top:
      "As Jack Sarfatti points out...".

      For those that don't know, Jack Sarfatti is a kook who ranks _right up there_ with the gods of kookdom. Shoulder to shoulder with Puthoff, certainly. Google groups for more info, as he spews his nonsense over sci.math and sci.physics.* . Remember to have a cold compress though, as he'll make your brain want to self-destruct.

      YAW.

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    5. Re:hmm, well by leodegan · · Score: 1

      The issue you bring up is very much of interest to those doing quantum consciousness research. There are a number of theories as to how quantum mechanics could impact macro-processes in the brain. Has it been proven? No. But there are some very compelling reasons to believe there is a link.

      Besides, AI research has not given a reason to believe otherwise.

    6. Re:hmm, well by leodegan · · Score: 1

      You have brought up an interesting paradox. Although that research was not actually conducted at Arizona, it was only presented at an Arizona sponsored conference.

      Personally, I am not willing to buy into it unless it is an experiment that has been independently verified by other researchers.

    7. Re:hmm, well by HiThere · · Score: 1

      How about "There are reasons that seem plausible to me.". Personally, I don't find them either necessary or convincing, though I acknowledge that they exist. My feeling is that most of the intelligence that people manifest is nearly as shallow as that of Eliza (well, ok, that's hyperbole...). That said, there are seemingly random processes that occur, but one doesn't need to presume quantum linkage to account for that, as brownian motion, which is a sort of secondary manifestation of quantum effects, can produce the degree of randomness observed.

      OTOH, it's not impossible. Geiger counters prove that some mechanisms can cause quantum effects to cascade into macroscopic signals. All of the decoherrence theories around can't get away from that. Once you start presuming that the quantum level can be used for communication or computation, however, you end up with a different level of problem.

      Well, I don't really find deconhrrence theory convincing, but I certainly find it plausible. Which tends to lead most macro level quantum effects to be implausible. If you find counter examples, then this would be sufficiently important that a) they would be reported on /., and b) the original publication would be some physics journal. (It might be more important than that, in which case it might end up being a trade secret... or a patented technique.)

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    8. Re:hmm, well by chicks.net · · Score: 1
      Heck we have the Templeton prize out there (more than the Nobel, no less) for best achievement in religion (christianity specifically, methinks)

      Bzzt. Wrong-o. The Templeton Prize is for progress in "Spiritual Realities". While Christians are leading purveyors of the confusion that their religion is the spiritual reality, that's a far cry from what the prize is actually about, which is quite interesting really. Templeton in particular makes it clear that the goals are non-denominational and universalist. Wired had a good article about it a while back.

      It's paricularly amusing to compare the relative lack of controversey that Templeton has experienced with the soap opera in the Salon article. Either Templeton was smart enough to keep closer management of the process or religious and spiritual researchers are just more civil than computer scientists.

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    9. Re:hmm, well by leodegan · · Score: 1

      I personally am attracted to quantum theories of the mind because they offer an explanation to consciousness that adds a holistic aspect that is non-reductive. They appeal to my intuition.

      For example, I find it hard to believe that conscious feelings can be reductive in the manner necessary to be computational. Take the color red for example. It seems plausible that we could compute the behavior associated with seeing the color red -- like when we see a red traffic light, we stop. But can we actually compute what the color red "feels" like? If so, wouldn't it be possible for a colorblind person to be able to objectively understand what it is like to see red?

    10. Re:hmm, well by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Um. Looking at the "Prize Biographies" section of the site, I count among the winners five Christians and one practitioner of what seems to be a monotheistic branch of Hindu mysticism. The language on most of the site seems distinctly monotheistic, if not explicitly Christian. Frankly I'd be very surprised if most of the awards didn't go to Christians, since the majority of the judges are Christians themselves.

      It's a moot point, anyway; Christianity is no more or less silly than any other religion. And "progress in Spiritual Realities" vs. "progress in religion" is a distinction without a difference.

      The reason the Templeton Prize hasn't engendered any major controversy is because religion is off-limits to criticism in mainstream culture and media. Whenever anyone invokes religion (as long as it's a large, popular religion that's being invoked) we're supposed to bow our heads and talk respectfully about "spiritual authority" and "moral leadership" and the like. Science, OTOH, is fair game.

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    11. Re:hmm, well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They've got it all wrong. The thing they're calling presentiment is actually a Body Thetan! Now come into my church and let me hook you up to this machine...

    12. Re:hmm, well by cyberformer · · Score: 1

      A few years ago it went to Paul Davies, an astrophysicist and atheist-leaning agnostic.

    13. Re:hmm, well by You're+All+Wrong · · Score: 1

      Your comment is OT!

      YAW.

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    14. Re:hmm, well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think you just like to use the word "reductive"

  9. The Meta Turing Test by ites · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Any specified Turing Test can be defeated in much the same way as a lock-pick can defeat any specified lock, so perhaps we should move up one level of abstraction. I propose the "Meta Turing Test" which is as follows: specifying the conditions of the Turing Test (ability to lie, sense of humour, etc.) should allow a true human to design an automaton that fools the turing test, while a computer will not be able to do so.
    Alternatively, why not just abandon the myth that human intelligence is some kind of mystical cloud, and see it for what it is, namely a set of thinking organs each designed (or adapted, if you prefer the 'evolution is a passive process' concept) to solve specific problems, in the same way as my hand is adapted to handling objects. Then, test each of these tools carefully. Anything - computer or human - that passes the tests can be defined as 'human'. Many beings that we today consider human will probably fail. Borg borg.

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    1. Re:The Meta Turing Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think that the prize should go to the robot that can differentiate between a human and another bot

    2. Re:The Meta Turing Test by snakeplissken · · Score: 1

      ah, but on the basis of the 'meta turing test' every attempt so far to pass the turing test shows that the people involved weren't human!
      is there something we should know?

    3. Re:The Meta Turing Test by jsundman · · Score: 1

      That basically is the argument put forth by the "academic" AI set; this is discussed in Part two of the story, which will appear tomorrow, I think.

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    4. Re:The Meta Turing Test by jaredcoleman · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't a better Meta Turing Test be to not reveal the conditions of the test at all?

    5. Re:The Meta Turing Test by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      The prize goes to the robot that can convince a human to do something not otherwise in its best interest.

      "Go call your girlfriend dirty names."
      "No."
      "I'll give you a candy bar..."
      "Um... No."
      "Jennifer Anniston is right here. She'd think it was really funny."
      "Um..."
      "Hehe. She's laughing already."
      "Iduno..."

      The real test in my book, isn't when a robot can beat a human 50% of the time. I mean, that would be interesting, certainly. That would indicate that AI can properly imitate morons. The scary thing is that eventually, if AI could model the tester's intuitions, the AI might eventually win 75%... 80%... 90% of the time. We could build something that seems more human than a human. Rob Zombie would piss his pants.

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    6. Re:The Meta Turing Test by greenrd · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Any specified Turing Test can be defeated in much the same way as a lock-pick can defeat any specified lock

      No it can't. Why then has no-one won the gold Loebner Prize yet?

      The specification can be extremely simple. Here's mine: Take a panel of 10 computer scientists, a human volunteer and 11 computers. The volunteer and the AI software must both attempt to convince the panel that they're human, in IRC chat or something.

      Most AI programs would be exposed as frauds in about 30 seconds or less.

      That's why the Turing Test is so good. It's hard - because it's general, not specific. If you think it's specific to a certain task I think you have the wrong idea about what the Turing Test is.

    7. Re:The Meta Turing Test by mikey573 · · Score: 1

      That is close to what I call the Newman Test (which I must admit comes from my last name, but also has an ironic twist in its title): A computer program must be able to adequately describe ASCII art images. A pseudo-ink blot test of sorts. See my article about one chat bot failing to pass this test as admisitered by another chat bot.

  10. Why are they upset? by sfled · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why are Minsky and Shiber so upset that a sex-addicted pothead is sponsoring an A.I. prize, when the Father of Dynamite sponsors a Peace prize?

    Loebner can do whatever he wants with his dough. No one is being coerced into entering his contest.

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    1. Re:Why are they upset? by mirko · · Score: 1

      Alfred Nobel indeed invented dynamite which has today much more civil uses (building tunnels, starting pre-emptive avalanches, etc.) than military ones.
      But The Peace Noble Prize is only one of much more prizes.

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    2. Re:Why are they upset? by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 2, Funny

      What's wrong with being a sex-addicted pothead?

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    3. Re:Why are they upset? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are Minsky and Shiber so upset that a sex-addicted pothead is sponsoring an A.I. prize, when the Father of Dynamite sponsors a Peace prize?

      RTFA. They say being able to chat for a little while isn't really "artificial intelligence". It's more like holding an eating contest and calling it a Peace Prize -- at best, it's harmless and stupid; at worst, it's misleading people and generating bad science.

      I've also heard it said (source?) that "AI researchers" building chess computers is as if genetics researchers had started competitive fruit fly breeding. They're getting so focused on one problem they're missing the point.

    4. Re:Why are they upset? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Loebner can do whatever he wants with his dough. No one is being coerced into entering his contest.

      Nah, the thing that set Marvin off was the pompous set of rules for the prize.

      17.The names "Loebner Prize" and "Loebner Prize Competition" may be used by contestants in advertising only by advance written permissionof the Cambridge Center, and their use may be subject to applicab leicensing fees. Advertising is subject to approval by representatives of the Loebner Prize Competition. Improper or misleading advertising may result in revocationoftheprizeand/or other actions.

      Basically Loebner was using his prize for cheap self promotion.

      What is amazing is that Salon can recycle an eight year old Usenet flame war I watched firsthand (and posted in some of the threads even) as news.

      As usenet flamewars go it wasn't even that good of a flame war.

      Incidentally if you think the Loebner and Nobel prizes are a farce, how about MIT accepting prize money from 'inventor' Lemelson who principal talent was bogus patent claims? Fortunately Lemelson is now stone cold dead so we can speak the truth about him.

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    5. Re:Why are they upset? by Shawn+Baumgartner · · Score: 1

      Most Americans are always suspicious of anyone who enjoys themselves without the threat of pain or death being involved in some way. Hence the reason why sex and drugs, despite being insanely popular pasttimes, have always been widely vilified in this country. This also applies to video games, oddly enough, since the violence portrayed does not involve real people in any way and therefore does not actually appear to endanger anyone in the process, unlike football, movies, or crime dramas. I can only hope that if they finally do create true AI that they give it the same mindset else it might just realize how fucking stupid we are and wipe us off of the face of the planet.

    6. Re:Why are they upset? by manyoso · · Score: 3, Informative

      That is not fair. Minsky might have percieved that this was the case, but it doesn't follow that it was. Loebner gave a perfectly good explanation for the clause (See below) and it seems pretty hypocritical that Minsky fumes that Loebner uses his name as co-sponsor in advertising ;)

      From: loebner@ACM.ORG (Hugh Loebner)
      Newsgroups: comp.ai
      Subject: Minsky Co-sponsor of Loebner Prize!
      Date: 8 Mar 1995 16:48:36 GMT
      Organization: ACM Network Services
      Lines: 63
      Message-ID:

      In Message ID Minsky writes:

      >In article loebner@ACM.ORG writes ....
      >>17.The names "Loebner Prize" and "Loebner Prize Competition" may be used by
      >>contestants in advertising only by advance written permissionof the Cambridge
      >>Center, and their use may be subjecttoapplicableicensingfees. Advertising is
      >>subjecttoapprovalbyrepresentativesoftheLoebn e r Prize Competition.Improper or
      >>misleading advertising may result in revocationoftheprizeand/or other actions.

      >[Some words concatenated to enforce the 80-character line length
      >convention.]

      >I do hope that someone will volunteer to violate this proscription so
      >that Mr. Loebner will indeed revoke his stupid prize, save himself
      >some money, and spare us the horror of this obnoxious and unproductive
      >annual publicity campaign.

      >In fact, I hereby offer the $100.00 Minsky prize to the first person
      >who gets Loebner to do this. I will explain the details of the rules
      >for the new prize as soon as it is awarded, except that, in the
      >meantime, anyone is free to use the name "Minsky Loebner Prize
      >Revocation Prize" in any advertising they like, without any licensing
      >fee.

      1. Marvin Minsky will pay $100.00 to anyone who gets me to
      "revoke" the "stupid" Loebner Prize.

      2. "Revoke" the prize means "discontinue" the prize.

      3. After the Grand Prize is won, the contest will be
      discontinued.

      4. The Grand Prize winner will "get" me to discontinue the
      Prize.

      5. The Grand Prize winner will satisfy The Minsky Prize criterion.

      6. Minsky will be morally obligated to pay the Grand Prize
      Winner $100.00 for getting me to discontinue the contest.

      7. Minsky is an honorable man.

      8. Minsky will pay the Grand Prize Winner $100.00

      9. Def: "Co-sponsor": Anyone who contributes or promises to
      contribute a monetary prize to the Grand Prize winner .

      10. Marvin Minskey is a co-sponsor of the 1995 Loebner Prize
      Contest.
      -------------
      BTW

      The language that Minsky finds so offensive was added
      by the Prize Committee because of a possible mis-representation
      regarding the contest made by an annual prize winner.

      No fees have been requested of any winner, nor do I anticipate
      of any fees ever being requested. Rule 17 merely protects the
      Loebner Prize from misrepresentation in advertising.


    7. Re:Why are they upset? by stephenb · · Score: 1

      Yes, but if you read Loebner's reply to the thread, you would see that he didn't impose rule 17, the Prize Commiteee did (snippage mine):

      From: loebner@ACM.ORG (Hugh Loebner)
      Newsgroups: comp.ai
      Subject: Minsky Co-sponsor of Loebner Prize!
      Date: 8 Mar 1995 16:48:36 GMT
      Organization: ACM Network Services
      Lines: 63
      Message-ID: < 3jkn54$pv0@hopper.acm.org>
      In Message ID < 1995Mar3.013519.15748@news.media.mit.edu> Minsky writes:

      [snip]

      BTW

      The language that Minsky finds so offensive was added
      by the Prize Committee because of a possible mis-representation
      regarding the contest made by an annual prize winner.

      No fees have been requested of any winner, nor do I anticipate
      of any fees ever being requested. Rule 17 merely protects the
      Loebner Prize from misrepresentation in advertising.

      Now I'm not saying I agree with either Loebner or Minsky, but there are two sides to this story.

    8. Re:Why are they upset? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      Yes, but if you read Loebner's reply to the thread, you would see that he didn't impose rule 17, the Prize Commiteee did (snippage mine):

      This 'explanation' is one of those 'explanations' that actually reinforces the original point Marvin was making, that Loebner was being a pompous ass and so were the people working with him.

      The idea that the Loebner prize would be so exaulted that concern over misrepresentation would be a serious concern is simply another self-agrandizing fantasy on Loebner's part.

      Loebner said that the rule came from the committee but refused to answer very pointed questions as to who originally raised the issue with the committee in the first place.

      Rule 17 was not the only example of Loebner and co. being pompous and humorless. The whole prize announcement was larded with ponderous language whose main purpose appears to be praising Loebner and his wisdom in creating the prize.

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    9. Re:Why are they upset? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a sex-addicted pothead is sponsoring an A.I. prize

      Obviously he needs it, lacking enough of the natural kind...

    10. Re:Why are they upset? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're giving us a fine example of who the asshats involved were.

    11. Re:Why are they upset? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad troll, no biscuit!

    12. Re:Why are they upset? by FredFnord · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > Rule 17 was not the only example of Loebner and co. being pompous and humorless.

      I've looked over the article and some of the transcripts. It seems pretty obvious to me who gets the mantle of 'pompous and humorless.'

      Minsky's best attempt at humor was his $100 'prize', and Loebner turned that around and made it bite him so hard that I doubt the man will ever attempt humor again. Which is okay, I guess... it was amazingly pathetic and meanspirited even before Loebner hit him over the head with it.

      Basically, you have a person who everyone in the field thinks is a god. Is it any wonder that everyone in the field thinks that every time he opens his mouth, whatever he's arguing against is successfully demolished? They don't even have to listen to whatever he's saying... I mean, how often does God get out-argued in the bible? Can't happen. Ignore all evidence to the contrary. I guess it's not even surprising that his arguments don't hold water... if you've been considered a god for a while, your 'intelligent argument' muscles start to atrophy. And no matter what anyone says, those are diffreent muscles than the ones you flex when you're thinking about how to set up a new kind of neural net.

      It seems to me that Loebner has his points. You may not agree with them, but at least try to find sound reasons for disagreeing. Saying that HE is humorless and pompous, when Minsky has laid nearly exclusive claim to that particular high ground in the conversation, just makes you look, uh, humorless and pompous. And maybe a wee bit... dumb?

      -fred

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    13. Re:Why are they upset? by portnoy · · Score: 1
      What's wrong with being a sex-addicted pothead?

      Probably nothing. Heck, the USA elected one to the presidency...twice.

    14. Re:Why are they upset? by firewrought · · Score: 1
      My understanding: the Turing Test is a good goal, but trying to build successfully better implementations is a fundamentally nieve approach. AI needs new leaps in fundamental understandings, not a silly popularity contest that makes AI look cute and pointless.

      One of my AI profs compared it to trying to reach the moon: you need to research rocketry and avionics instead of building successfully taller ladders...

      All of that said, though, prehaps Minsky and crew have an economic motivation: this may hinder the ability of the field to be taken seriously. It may siphon off attention, ambition, and talent to the wrong places and the wrong approaches. It may just seem amateaur. Maybe it Loebner is to real AI as Lindows is to real Linux distros.

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    15. Re:Why are they upset? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a good analogy. The competition, held every year, is to reach the moon. The currently available technology is a ladder. This makes the competition very embarrasing to the 'real' practitioners, who know that the ladder will never get them there, but they don't have a working alternative.

      But building the tallest ladder is itself a workwhile goal, even if it doesn't help much in achieving the final objective. Surely it would be useful in achieving some other objective....

      If Minsky really wants to shut Loebner up, he's needs to put something on the table: either a ladder that reaches the objective, or a convincing demonstration as to why a ladder cannot be made long enough.

      And even then, the compeition is still worthwhile, it just doesn't have anything to do with AI anymore :-)

    16. Re:Why are they upset? by aminorex · · Score: 1

      > Basically Loebner was using his prize for cheap self promotion.

      What you say isn't supported by the material you
      quote, presumably to support it.

      The quote does nothing to self-promote, whether
      cheaply or expensively. What it does, in my view,
      is attempt to injoin against others' defamation of
      the Loebner competition.

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    17. Re:Why are they upset? by jcast · · Score: 1

      There's no threat of pain or death involved in doing drugs? Funny, I thought those things were pretty deadly...

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      -- David D. Friedman
  11. The author, John Sundman, has been on /. by Adam+Rightmann · · Score: 0
    twice before, but who's counting.

    --
    A. Rightmann
  12. Re:So... by labratuk · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...and by extension that would mean they aren't sentient bei...

    oh.

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  13. Bloody-Mindedness by handy_vandal · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "... extremely annoyed AI Researchers ..."

    Perhaps "extremely annoyed" is what distinguishes human intelligence from machine intelligence?

    In John Brunner's non-novel Stand on Zanzibar, cranky sociologist Chad Mulligan declares that supercomputer Shalmaneser is now intelligent because Shalmaneser has displayed the quality of "bloody-mindedness". Not the same as "annoyance", of course, but in the same emotional realm ....

    --
    -kgj
    1. Re:Bloody-Mindedness by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. Shalmaneser's absolute refusal to accept the data on Beninia is the best "waking up of the computer intelligence" moment in sf. (And of course the command that forces Shalmaneser to accept whatever data he's given without running it through his private litmus test is pretty funny, too.)

      The best overall sf ai story, though, has to be Golem XIV. http://www.cyberiad.info/english/dziela/golem/gole mpl.htm

  14. Missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think that people who focus on the Turing test are missing the point, this isn't really AI and probably doesn't have much of a use outside advertising to via IRC/personal messaging etc.

    The real interesting areas of research in AI are for example: in dye-master processes, where AI replaces a highly skilled human, or automating the driving of cars. These are all AI and, IMHO, much more impressive than glorified Eliza, Turing test stuff...

    1. Re:Missing the point by Christianfreak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I disagree, these bots are made to parse language and make sense out of it. They can be (if people think outside the realm of IRC bots) important research in developing a conversational interface to a computer or robot.

    2. Re:Missing the point by Rocketboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have the distinct feeling that "worthy" AI objectives are defined by the AI community as "those things we think we can do reasonably well at the moment." In my opinion, the AI community disparages Turing Test-like objectives because they've been unsuccessful at achieving them. To me that makes AI less like science and more like selling Florida time-share condos. Kinda tough on high-profile PhD's, but what the hell: I don't actually know any of them anyway.

    3. Re:Missing the point by arkanes · · Score: 1

      Bots consistently pass the turing test. Real humans consistently fail it. It's disparaged because it's not much of a test, and it has no real scientific value.

    4. Re:Missing the point by King+Babar · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I have the distinct feeling that "worthy" AI objectives are defined by the AI community as "those things we think we can do reasonably well at the moment."

      Not hardly. As it turns out, one of the more frustrating aspects of AI is that once some particular computation that would appear to be correlated with intelligence can be performed, then it invariably doesn't count as AI anymore. So there are lots of practical systems out there today that can prove theorems, do symbolic algebra, play chess better than 99.999% of all people, a whole bunch of stuff. But hardly any of this strikes us as AI anymore. On the other hand, there are lots of horribly difficult problems out there whose solutions we really can't expect to get at within 10 years, and those are all "good" AI problems. Now, one thing that makes them good problems is that we know they contain many different thesis-sized projects that correspond to sub-goals for the "real" problem, and because it is possible that knocking off some of these subgoals could yield some real insights.

      Now the interesting thing to notice here is that Turing was a *very* smart guy, and any program that successfully passes the strong version of the Turing Test has almost by definition solved every hard problem that confronts AI, and all of the subproblems that compose those problems, and... It's a truly gargantuan task, and one where even your most advanced programs are almost guaranteed to look really bad in competition.

      Having said that, I do still think there is some point in holding contests like the Loebner, not for what they will tell us about the state of how fast AI is progressing, but because the programmers who compete at this point really are trying to scam the system and "get away with" producing a program that is NOT intelligent but that might LOOK like they are intelligent. Understanding how clever these deceptions can be, and why we fall for them, is itself an interesting by product of the competition. So the importance of ELIZA in the end was not that it was a great piece of code or introduced techniques that we could build on directly, but because it taught us a *lot* about people's implicit assumptions about a conversational partner, and how you could generate conversational situations that could finesse the hard stuff. So people don't go out to talk to ELIZA with the goal of determining that it is just a program; they don't go looking for the disconfirming evidence. That's a pretty key point in itself.

      --

      Babar

    5. Re:Missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod him up, somebody, this is insightful.

    6. Re:Missing the point by tmortn · · Score: 1

      Then perhaps we are not as smart as we think we are.

      --
      I don't ask you to be me. I only ask you not expect me to be you.
    7. Re:Missing the point by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I think that you are missing one basic point. Most "human intelligence" is also a "trying to scan the system". Not all, but most. The remainder is the part that coordinates the scams, and figures out which one to use. And the tiny part that tries to figure out new scams.

      So this contest may seem silly, but it's helping put together the pieces out of which a real intelligence can be built.

      Now the hard part: "How do you design it with motives that will work in a world with lots of people, and will also allow the people to continue to exist?"

      That's a hard part that had better be answered by shortly after the point at which it can figure out what a person is.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    8. Re:Missing the point by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1


      The concept of AI is the same whether you're chatting on an IRC terminal or overseeing a dye-master-process: a successful AI needs to take input, evaluate it intelligently in realtime, and respond with appropriate output.

      Principles developed in one application of AI can be easily applied to other disciplines as well.

    9. Re:Missing the point by You're+All+Wrong · · Score: 1

      The conditions aren't right. The competitors, and their bots should be the judges of whether they're talking to a bot or human. From what I understand, the people who are being fooled are the kind of people who'd argue with an answering machine.

      Don't bin it - raise the bar.

      YAW.

      --
      Your head of state is a corrupt weasel, I hope you're happy.
    10. Re:Missing the point by King+Babar · · Score: 1
      I think that you are missing one basic point. Most "human intelligence" is also a "trying to scan the system". Not all, but most. The remainder is the part that coordinates the scams, and figures out which one to use. And the tiny part that tries to figure out new scams.

      Actually, I am happy to accept the point almost exactly as stated, as long as "human intelligence" means something more like "aspects of intelligence unique to humans". I think part of the confusion comes from the fact that "intelligence" is a very loaded word; in the field of AI, I think it is used interchangably for "any cognitive phenomena", while in many other places, it means something more high falutin'.

      Now, the reason why "scamming the system" is such a neat definition of the goal of intelligent behavior is that it predicts a lot of the great abilities we have evolved over time and develop during our lives. Quite obviously in this context, the notion of a "theory of mind". Speaking of which, though, I'd better stop typing this now or there's no way I'll be able to get to class on time and deliver what I hope will be a coherent lecture on the retina. :-)

      --

      Babar

    11. Re:Missing the point by pyrrho · · Score: 1

      you think that driving a car is a better sign of intelligence than a stimulating conversation?

      you're wrong then.

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      -pyrrho

    12. Re:Missing the point by oqti · · Score: 1

      > Now the hard part: "How do you design it with motives that will work in a world with lots of people, and will also allow the people to continue to exist?"

      Well, there could be two major approaches here imo: the "simple but hardcoded one", aka Asimov's laws of robotics;
      and complex/pliable one, just like a human being that can have good or bad purpose, mostly depending on training of said complex being.

      Of these two, as elegant as Asimov-style laws look, I would be in favor of more common-sense pliable-animal scenario.

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      magic is obscurity
    13. Re:Missing the point by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Two problems:
      1) How do you define a human? (See the complete corpus of the Asimov robot stories for just a sampling of the problems.)
      2) How to you keep it from redefining it's goals? This seems the best solution. See the discussions on Friendly AI for more info, e.g. http://www.singinst.org/CFAI/

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    14. Re:Missing the point by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      The reason the turing test is interested is that for a computer to similate normal conversation across a free range of topics requires a lot of abstract reasoning ability. You can use cheap tricks to similate a simple conversation but to jump between a human range of topics requires a lot more. Ask most these programs a simple question like "What is the difference between red and purple?" and they'll crap out. To REALLY pass the turing test requires an abstract reasoning framework, an emotion framework, the ability to learn, etc.

      Like Eliza style programs most of what we call AI is based on simple tricks and mathematics rather than any real cognition. The difference is the lack of adaptiveness. You can't take the AI from a game engine and expect it to run your dye-master processes. There is nothing wrong with single-purpose programs to add more intelligence to automated systems but it really isn't AI.

      Intelligence isn't the knowledge of how to do something - it's the ability to discover the knowledge of how to do something and apply that knowledge. I'd say the proper judge of an intelligence is how adaptive it is. My dog can figured out how to open the front door and that shows intelligence but my dog wouldn't figure out how to create the door in the first place.

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    15. Re:Missing the point by oqti · · Score: 1

      > Two problems:
      > 1) How do you define a human?
      > 2) How to you keep it from redefining it's goals?

      These questions, I will better leave unmessed with for a while :)

      Thanks for the info.

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      magic is obscurity
    16. Re:Missing the point by qbed · · Score: 1

      possibly you are correct, however the main point of interest here is that no one can pass the damn test. When someone can it may, in hindsight, have been the best possible test you could make.

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    17. Re:Missing the point by jcast · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In my opinion, the AI community disparages Turing Test-like objectives because they've been unsuccessful at achieving them.

      That's not an opinion; that's an incorrect factual statement. As for why it's incorrect: the Turing Test implicitly defines intelligent as `indiscernable from a human'. By Leibniz' principle, this means `a human'. So, a computer can never acheive the Turing Test's definition of `intelligence'. Of course, the AI community believes computers can be intelligent, so they have to reject the Turing Test, in much the same way that the practitioners of any field have to reject standards that implicitly outlaw their field. To give an analogy, requiring AIs to hold up under Turing Test conditions would be like requiring theories of evolution to satisfy hard-core Bible-thumpers. Scientists (quite rightly) don't accept those conditions, but no one says that ``makes biology less like science and more like selling Florida time-share condoes''.
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  15. A sense of humour? by mccalli · · Score: 5, Funny
    Computers passed that test years ago. I mean, who can forget the classic:
    keyboard not found, press F1 to continue

    Cheers,
    Ian

    1. Re:A sense of humour? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      I saw it's updated cousin earlier this week when I had to go on-site at a client's server room to see why a rebooted firewall hadn't come back online.

      The error message from POST? "A keyboard error was detected. Use the arrow keys to select your choice of actions, then press ENTER."

      I was more than a little amused. That stupid message is now a full-blown curses-style widget. Ahh, how far we've come.

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    2. Re:A sense of humour? by MagPulse · · Score: 1

      You press F1 after you plug the keyboard in, of course. Would you prefer "Keyboard not found, plug it in and then press F1"? But it might be that the keyboard is malfunctioning, so then the message should be "Keyboard not found, replace and press F1". But the BIOS doesn't know. So it's just telling you what to do to continue.

    3. Re:A sense of humour? by mccalli · · Score: 1
      Why should it need a keyboard simply to boot a machine? It doesn't know what purpose I've put that machine to - perhaps there is no keyboard to be attached. And yes, I'm aware some recent BIOSes finally understand that and just boot with a warning. The post wasn't really meant to be taken that seriously.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    4. Re:A sense of humour? by _xeno_ · · Score: 1
      The post wasn't really meant to be taken that seriously.

      Tough.

      Anyway, most of the computers I've used had an option in the BIOS for changing POST behavior when a keyboard error is encountered. It's usually called "Halt on error:" and has the options "All" and "All but keyboard". Others call it "On keyboard error: [Halt/Continue]". It's been that way for quite a while - I think the computer I got in 1999 had that option. I have a computer sitting right next to me without a keyboard and it booted up just fine. (Which suprised me, since I thought it was set to halt on no keyboard. That and it frequently has minor problems such as "CMOS battery not making sufficient contact", "Video card no longer in contact with slot", "Memory bus cannot recall having memory", "CPU fell out", ...)

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    5. Re:A sense of humour? by FredFnord · · Score: 1

      >> The post wasn't really meant to be taken that seriously.

      > Tough.

      Clearly the sense of humor of the machines has caught up to that of *some* people, at least.

      -fred

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    6. Re:A sense of humour? by sjames · · Score: 1

      1. It's funny, laugh. 2. By the time that message displays, it's usually too late to plug in a keyboard and get it to work these days. 3. Why should I have to prove to the BIOS that I own a keyboard? Perhaps I don't want one.

      The funniest part though is that in many BIOS setup screens, the correct option to set in order to avoid the keyboard problem is HALT ON : NO ERRORS

    7. Re:A sense of humour? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about the classic:

      Enter password:

      > PENIS

      Sorry, password too short.

      >

  16. Turing Test by YanceyAI · · Score: 1
    Turing argued that if the interrogator could not distinguish them by questioning, then it would be unreasonable not to call the computer intelligent.

    Turing's 'imitation game' is now usually called 'the Turing test' for intelligence.

    Hmmm. I'm pretty sure that there already are computers that would seem more intelligent than some of the people I've had talked to while playing CS.

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    1. Re:Turing Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends how you measure the responses I think... In Counter Strike if the opponents did not 'chat' then it would become more difficult to detect whether they are human controlled or computer controlled. Does this mean they are intelligent? No.

      I suspect this Turing test will be passed one day by a computer that's very good at conversation, but no good at anything else ie: you wont be able to teach it chess or how to check your email.

      I can see then how scientists will argue about the value of the Loebner contest, but also think he can hold whatever contest he likes. It's his money, and people are willing to participate.

    2. Re:Turing Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This brings up an interesting point -

      Tactlessness, poor spelling and grammar, and a variety of other traits associated with 'stupid' people actually show something very significant; fallability.

      'Intelligence' in a human sense is not the consistent output of certain data for a set of inputs, but rather a complex, somewhat unreliable set of pieces resulting in unpredictable output.

      I'd be far more likely to believe someone is human when they produce scattered nonsense output like "You suxed my shottygun" than a consistently correct set of factual answers to questions.

    3. Re:Turing Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, there is a recurrring predictabiltiy of player responses and chat. You can program a computer to be a wiseass with typos just as easy as not.

  17. The program that passes the test is : by __aahlyu4518 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    the program that alters the test to fit its own capabilities. That is cheating? How more human can it get ? Humanity is constantly adapting it's surroundings to fit its own needs...

  18. Re:100,000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, 100k is about the price of an undergraduate degree at a 4-year private college. Not sure that it would help w.r.t. the spelling though.

  19. Consciousness by ChristopherAltman · · Score: 5, Interesting


    Physics of Consciousness

    Building a machine to pass the Turing Test is one thing, but the nature of consciousness itself is the more profound question here. Rodney Brooks asked this question in a relatively recent Edge Online interview.
    What are we missing in our computational models of living systems?

    Chris

    http://www.umsl.edu/~altmanc/
    http://www.artilect.org/

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    1. Re:Consciousness by firewrought · · Score: 1
      What are we missing in our computational models of living systems?

      We're missing the 3.5 billion year head start that evolution was given. We're also missing CPU power and human talent (although the former has not become totally evident yet).

      Is conciousness itself more profound? It feels more profound, but that's the only argument in favor of the "concoiousness-is-special" theory. Whatever... conciousness is merely the sensation of new input against old memories. It only feels different to the being experiencing it. We have yet to figure out how it all works.

      But it does work somehow.

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  20. Loebner's home page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  21. The "Turing test" was a joke by hqm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The author of the article appears never to have read the article by Turing where he described the so-called 'test'. It is clear that Turing was a deep and subtle thinker way ahead of his time. If you read what he is saying in context, he is arguing that first and foremost, thought can be automated in the sense of a universal computer which can compute anything that a brain can. To his critics who said that this was somehow impossible, he created a reducto-ad-absurdum argument; he said look if you are talking to this machine and it is composing sonnets which are like Shakespeare, and you *still* can't say it's intelligent, then you are an idiot. He was not proposing that this was an objective test or a desirable thing to do, he was poking fun at idiots like the author of the Salon article.

    1. Re:The "Turing test" was a joke by redragon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      *ding ding*

      Turing wasn't looking for a UNIVERSALY INTELLIGENT MACHINE, he was looking at how machines could act intelligently. We're not talking about human in a computer, we're talking about can a computer act intelligently. If you think it's impossible, tell that to people that can be "fooled" by bots on IRC or MUDS for weeks or more.

      Seriously, we're obsessed with the idea of human intelligence, which is often times an oxymoron, but that's what we want...

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    2. Re:The "Turing test" was a joke by Engdy · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth, the author of the article is the same guy that wrote Acts of the Apostles, as reviewed here, and available on his website.

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    3. Re:The "Turing test" was a joke by AsOldAsFortran · · Score: 1
      No, redragon, you've missed the computer science content of the previous post. Turing invented a universal computing device (ie, the Turing machine) that could emulate any other. Not a universally intelligent machine - you've mangled the term.

      The question is whether the wetware in our brain has some computational power not possessed by a Turing machine equivalent device. If we don't have "extra" computing features, then our brains can be emulated by a Turing equivalent machine. Roger Penrose and others have attacked AI by arguing that the brain has extra computational power.

      In some sense, we are talking about a simulating a human with a computer.

    4. Re:The "Turing test" was a joke by redragon · · Score: 1

      Yes, turing did invent the "Turing Machine", but he ALSO invented the "Turing Test". Totally different things...

      "Turing Machine" - Universal computing device

      "Turing Test" - Argument to show that most people even if a computer could act just like a human, people wouldn't say it was "intelligent."

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    5. Re:The "Turing test" was a joke by AsOldAsFortran · · Score: 1
      Still, no, no, no, redragon.

      They are different things, but you're missing the relationship between the two.

      When he invented the Turing machine, he included the concept of a universal Turing machine (UTM) that could simulate the behavior of any other Turing machine. You only really needed one UTM.

      Since he invented the UTM, lots of people have invented other computing methods and devices (like, AMD chips). Over the years all those new methods have been proven to be no more powerful than Turing original UTM - ie, a UTM can emulate any Perl, C, Java, AMD machine code, Recursive function, or etc. Very, very slowly, yes, but a UTM gets the job done. See the Church-Turing thesis for background.

      If you go back and read Turing's original 1936 article on the UTM (available online), you'll note the importance of the UTM being a state machine. Read his 1954 article on the Turing test (also online), and you'll find an echo of the logic applied to thinking about human brains.

      So what Turing was asking can be viewed in part as whether a UTM could emulate the behavior of the human mind (the strong AI hypothesis). These aren't "totally different things" - there is a strong relationship. Hey, read the articles, they're accessible with a little work.

    6. Re:The "Turing test" was a joke by redragon · · Score: 1

      BUT THAT IS STILL DIFFERENT THAN THE TURING TEST!

      http://www.turing.org.uk/turing/

      1912 (23 June): Birth, Paddington, London
      1926-31: Sherborne School
      1930: Death of friend Christopher Morcom
      1931-34: Undergraduate at King's College, Cambridge University
      1932-35: Quantum mechanics, probability, logic
      1935: Elected fellow of King's College, Cambridge
      1936: The Turing machine, computability, universal machine
      1936-38: Princeton University. Ph.D. Logic, algebra, number theory
      1938-39: Return to Cambridge. Introduced to German Enigma cipher machine
      1939-40: The Bombe, machine for Enigma decryption
      1939-42: Breaking of U-boat Enigma, saving battle of the Atlantic
      1943-45: Chief Anglo-American crypto consultant. Electronic work.
      1945: National Physical Laboratory, London
      1946: Computer and software design leading the world.
      1947-48: Programming, neural nets, and artificial intelligence
      1948: Manchester University
      1949: First serious mathematical use of a computer
      1950: The Turing Test for machine intelligence
      1951: Elected FRS. Non-linear theory of biological growth
      1952: Arrested as a homosexual, loss of security clearance
      1953-54: Unfinished work in biology and physics
      1954 (7 June): Death (suicide) by cyanide poisoning, Wilmslow, Cheshire.

      Think I'm still making it up?

      TURING TEST != UTM

      You go read about the Turing Test ok?!? Then respond again.

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    7. Re:The "Turing test" was a joke by redragon · · Score: 1

      Got to thinking...

      The real issue we're "arguing" about here is where I'm stepping in with intentionality. I believe (as did the original poster) that Turing's argument was bigger than making a machine that could emulate the human brain (and sure, he was thinking about the TM being that emulator), but he was also making the argument that even if that did happen, people still wouldn't call it "intelligent."

      As the original poster said, it was an ad absurdium idea. He wanted to show that even if a machine "acted" intelligently, we still wouldn't want to call it that. We're obsessed with "human" intelligence.

      That is what my comment was about.

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  22. With all due respect to Marvin by jgerman · · Score: 1

    ... I believe Uncle John McCarthy is the father of Artificial Intelligence. Though both men deserve the title.

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  23. Sundman by tcdk · · Score: 2, Informative

    John Sundman who has written this article has also written a quite interestion book called Cheap Complex Devices (he mentions is in the article).

    It's kind of wierd and strange - the idea is that the novel was one of two novels written by a computer program.

    I've reviewed it here.

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  24. Re:at last! I found one! by pacc · · Score: 0, Funny

    I'm glad you decided to come out in the open with this ;)

  25. comedy by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    It shouldn't be too hard,
    1: word play, shouldn't be too hard
    George walks into a resurant and asks for a quickie, 'sir' replied the waiter, 'that says quiche'.

    What does george michel and a pair of wellies have in common?
    they both get sucked off in bogs.

    2: parody, again this should be easy (ish)
    3: in soviet russia
    in soviet russia jokes tell you.

    Other types of humor are a lot harder, an AI wouldn't say somthing like
    What do you do when you've finished fucking a three year old girl?
    Turn her over and pretend it's a three year old boy.

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    1. Re:comedy by taliver · · Score: 1

      OK, your jokes aren't quite funny, and I'm not sure what you necessarily were trying to say, but it sparked some dim thoughts.

      Our humor is completely related to pain and discomfort. (Exceptions, sure, but usually fall into other categories)

      Now, would discomfort to a human translate to an AI? Possibly not. And if a computer starts telling jokes, they are liable to be quite unfunny to us humans. What if the computer equivaent to a wedgie is flooding someone's network buffer? What if slapstick to a system is turning off power, or the threat of it?

      Who knows, maybe right now computers are truly enjoying laughing at each other while they flounder through overloaded services and open ports. Maybe that SQL worm a few weeks ago was just a big goosing of systems, and they loved it.

      The more I type, the less sane and more stupid this is starting to sound. But, hey, what else is slashdot for?

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    2. Re:comedy by oliverthered · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Jokes are all more-or-less the same but have different levels of abstraction.

      I would say something like...

      Throwing stones
      Slap stick
      Word play
      Parody and sarcasm
      Association jokes ('Why do men have one more brain cell the dogs? so they don't try to hump your leg at parties')
      Parody and sarcasm (again, more the bill hicks style)

      Most 'good?' stand-ups do alot of Association comedy, it builds a link with the audience, and makes things seem more funny.
      an AI can easily manage throwing stones, slapstick, word play and basic parody/sarcasm since they require low levels of empathy.Higler levels require the teller to have a high level of empathy with the audience, which is currently out the ability of AI's.

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  26. Give Me the Money! by idealord · · Score: 1

    I wrote the first web chatterbot! Dr. Wilhelm Werner Webowitz. I should get some of his 'tupid dough!

    Dr. Webowitz - Perl Eliza early 1995

    Chatter bot beauty contest hilarious...

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  27. Academic AI is a con game by RobotWisdom · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I was active on comp.ai at the time Minsky made his offer [Google query], and I'm convinced the real reason academic AI hates the Loebner Prize is that it shows up how little they've managed to accomplish.

    I agree that the entries are really bad-- one recent winner just said the same things no matter what the human asked. But one winner, unmentioned in Salon, was Thom Whalen, whose design was a genuine advance in the art. (Regrettably, Loebner changed the rules to exclude his approach in the future.)

    What Whalen did was limit his domain to one topic, and compile a set of general answers to likely questions, which he matched by spotting keywords. So even if the answer wasn't a perfect match, it was general enough to be useful. This design should be better known and more widely used, and the Loebner contest would have been a good launchpad to bring it to people's attention if the academics weren't so prejudiced.

    But the top academics get six-figure salaries for generating lots of jargon and no useful products, so a level playing-field is the last thing they want.

    1. Re:Academic AI is a con game by dabadab · · Score: 1

      Well, wasn't that then just a simple, 'one-pass' expert system? It is nothing new altough perhaps the only really useful thing that AI research came up with. (And, of course, it has little to do with REAL AI :)

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    2. Re:Academic AI is a con game by RobotWisdom · · Score: 1
      (Regarding Whalen's Loebner-winner) Well, wasn't that then just a simple, 'one-pass' expert system?

      Not an expert-system in any way (those involve a knowledgebase of logical rules). Whalen said he'd gone further than simple keyword-matching, but I never found out how.

      It is nothing new although perhaps the only really useful thing that AI research came up with.

      The design was new, and clever, and useful.

      (And, of course, it has little to do with REAL AI :)

      I hope that smiley means you're joking, because that's what the academics claimed, but their arguments were purely self-serving.

    3. Re:Academic AI is a con game by wolf- · · Score: 1
      I think you have hit the nail on the head...
      Worse, the article reported, "Dr. Epstein, in a speech after the event, noted that he had learned from the day's proceedings that 'little progress has been made in the last twenty-five years.'" It had to be said, and Epstein said it: The emperor had no clothes. After decades of government-funded research by the brightest minds in computer science, A.I. programs still stank, and the National Science Foundation and Sloan Foundation had just spent $80,000 to demonstrate this sad fact to the world.
      All of the Federal and academic monies put into A.I. research have produced very little progress in all the years since Turing's test was introduced.

      The "dirty little secret" of the research world is out. "We are getting paid handsomely to produce nothing".

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    4. Re:Academic AI is a con game by Jive5 · · Score: 1
      How is what you describe an advance in AI? It's just what you said, a list of answers to frequent questions indexed by keyword (ie: a well-designed FAQ or index) trussed up to look like an intelligence. If we told the "community" about it, all we would be telling them is a good way to win this competition. It's nothing that anyone couldn't already add to a system that needs it.

      There are better things for AI researchers, especially those dealing with language and dialog, to spend their time on. Check out TRECK, where answers to questions are derived from text automatically, enhancing search engines to answer questions directly, for something worth doing.

      To say AI has made no advances because we can't fool people into thinking they're talking to someone is to do three things:
      1. Downplay the wealth of knowledge needed for intelligent conversation
      2. Downplay the contributions of the AI community to the computing science wordl
      3. Oversell the importance of having a computer that can talk to you about stuff - call a friend!

      Look for techniques and tasks that play to a computer's strengths (speed, single-mindedness, perfect memory) and you'll see accomplishments in AI. Look to their weaknesses and you'll get the impression that you seem to have gotten.
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    5. Re:Academic AI is a con game by RobotWisdom · · Score: 4, Insightful
      How is what you describe an advance in AI?

      It's a paradigm shift-- instead of looking for complicated 'solutions' that will enhance their status, Whalen took a fresh look at the problem and found a way to deliver useful results with no particularly fancy algorithms.

      It's nothing that anyone couldn't already add to a system that needs it.

      No one had at the time, and few are even aware of the idea now.

      Check out TRECK

      The dismal website design shows how little they appreciate Whalen's insight-- I clicked four different links on the homepage and ended up with ZERO examples of their work. This is absolutely typical of academic-AI websites-- a whole lot of self-congratulation and almost no effort to communicate. (Contrast that with any healthy science, where tutorials aimed at beginners are a dime a dozen.)

      To say AI has made no advances because we can't fool people into thinking they're talking to someone

      Those words are yours. Academic AI has made a few minor advances, but continues to project itself as possessing arcane, complex secrets that deserve big paychecks.

    6. Re:Academic AI is a con game by phorm · · Score: 1

      What Whalen did was limit his domain to one topic, and compile a set of general answers to likely questions, which he matched by spotting keywords

      This isn't really AI though, and it's also been previously used in others ways. Anyone could do this with a regexp and a dictionary.

      Example: Old Sierra games. You type in a command, it parses words relative to the current situation and chooses any ones that match

      AI isn't so much the ability to run memorized commands as it is the ability to learn or anticipate. I wouldn't mind an initially dumb chatbot, if it were able to grow "smarter" over time, and process input in a meaningful manner so as to "learn".

    7. Re:Academic AI is a con game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could at least say "old Infocom games" (not that there aren't lots of new games still being made for ZIP). The parser in those Sierra games was worse than useless - the games would have been vastly more playable without it.

      It's not wonder natural language processing has hit such a dead end in the last decade...

    8. Re:Academic AI is a con game by Forgotten · · Score: 1

      Very interesting - I don't suppose you could summarise how Loebner changed the rules after that?

      I imagine Whalen's entry was based on CHAT, which I played with an older version of back in the early nineties when I was a psych undergrad at Carleton and was fortunate to know co-creator Andrew Patrick through the NCF. CHAT was/is a project at the Communications Research Centre of Industry Canada. You could reach it in those days from Hypertelnet (I think I was the first person to escape Maur the dragon alive ;).

      Personally I think that natural language systems are a very important research area, both for regular human-machine interaction and AI (in fact, I believe these define a spectrum, but that's a WHOLE 'nuther discussion). Say you do manage to establish a Friendly AI along the lines of Lem's Golem (thanks to other posters for the links). How do you begin to communicate with it if you haven't already put work into natural language comprehension and Turing-like blackbox human seeming expression? It can't be infinitely intelligent, after all, and to start with it'll be more like (some barely imaginable Friendly AI version of) a child. It seems like people assume anything smart enough to be called "AI" will automatically understand how to make itself known to us. I don't see it that way.

      Even though contests like the Loebner prize may not lead to "real" AI, they help develop useful adjuncts to it, as well as tools for more immediately useful machine interfaces. People get all amped about speech interfaces and such even for regular old computers; where do you think that work is going to magically spring from? It's a long hard incremental path.

    9. Re:Academic AI is a con game by RobotWisdom · · Score: 1
      I don't suppose you could summarise how Loebner changed the rules after that?

      My memory is fuzzy because there must have been a couple of rule-changes, but Whalen was obviously allowed to limit the domain of questions, and post-Whalen all entries had to handle every/any domain... I think. (The other rule-change was that to win the big prize they also had to recognise ascii-art-style representations.)

    10. Re:Academic AI is a con game by Forgotten · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Looks like you got it, though I interpret that the grand prize requirement is arbitrary audiovisual input rather than ASCII art. Pretty steep.

      Whalen has some invaluable musings and observations on the contest and his second entry. I remember the generalist strategy from the Alice CHAT simulation in the early nineties (linked in the grandparent post), and it doesn't look like that was really the problem - Wientraub's winning entry end-runs it with smooth non-sequiturs. In many ways that does point out the weakness in the contest, and even in the Turing test itself (weak versions anyway). Whalen's work with CHAT and TIPS has always been geared to actually delivering information (ie. being useful instead of merely clever), so I'm not surprised he didn't use that same strategy.

      You can chat with Whalen's entries at the telnet site.

    11. Re:Academic AI is a con game by M.M.M. · · Score: 1

      >Even though contests like the Loebner prize may
      >not lead to "real" AI, they help develop useful
      >adjuncts to it, as well as tools for more
      >immediately useful machine interfaces. People
      >get all amped about speech interfaces and such
      >even for regular old computers; where do you
      >think that work is going to magically spring
      >from? It's a long hard incremental path.

      Problem with text/speech interfaces (especially this keyword lookup thing) is that it is hard to find bugs, and you will never be sure that you have tested the system sufficiently.

      i think that GUI's have less variations for combining things, so you can test them better.

      So can you point to a niche for text based/speech based ui's?

    12. Re:Academic AI is a con game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No-hands operation?

    13. Re:Academic AI is a con game by Jouster · · Score: 1
      I think I was the first person to escape Maur the dragon alive ;)
      I tried many-a-time... how was it done?

      Jouster
    14. Re:Academic AI is a con game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to offer him something besides a light snack. Try figuring out why he's in that cavern for a start. There's more than one way to win.

  28. An appeal to the geeks out there by beef3k · · Score: 1

    So you're a geeky cybernetics guy? And no good at sports I presume?
    Not to worry, if you can beat this challenge you're better than any olympic competitor.
    "Loebner Prize Gold Medal
    (Solid 18 carat, not gold-plated like the Olympic "Gold" medals)"

  29. Fusion Power by krysith · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I used to work in nuclear fusion research. They've been saying it is twenty years away for almost 50 years now. The joke in the industry is, "Fusion power is the energy of the future, and always will be!". (actually, I am fairly positive on fusion power, but I think that spending the vast majority of research funds on a few large experiments is counterproductive)

  30. Those oncology phonies have been promising a cure by hqm · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    for cancer for the last thirty years. Frauds!

  31. Re:So... by carlos_benj · · Score: 0

    In that case, right-wingers wouldn't pass the turing test. Ever.

    I dunno. Most of 'em I know found the Florida voter jokes pretty funny while the left-wingers didn't....

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  32. If you liked my article by jsundman · · Score: 1

    you may also be amused by Cheap Complex Devices, reviewed http://books.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/08/27/ 1612253&mode=thread here a little while back.

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    1. Re:If you liked my article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for those to lazy to copy & paste & and fix spaces:

      link

  33. slaves by m1chael · · Score: 0

    will history repeat itself?

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  34. Nerds by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

    The only reason people are upset with the prize is that it's offered by a whacky outsider instead of a whacky 'insider'.

  35. Why the contest rubs AI people the wrong way by arvindn · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Turing defined the test more than 50 years ago. Considering that there were barely any machines at that time that we would call computers today, his prescience was remarkable.

    Turing stipulated in the Turing test (TT) that the "interrogator" specifically has the goal of trying to determine which of the contestants is human and which is the machine. Unfortunately, the way the Loebner contest is conducted, this important requirement is completely ignored (at least in the default $2000 prize). As a result, the results of the contest are completely irrelevant from the point of view of the Turing test. Claiming otherwise is incorrect and misleading, and Loebner fully deserves all the criticism he gets.

    The TT is still fully valid today. We are very far from building bots that will pass it. (though Turing predicted that by 2000 we will have machines that will pass TT). In fact, the whole direction of work on the bots participating in the current day Loebner contests is irrelevant from the TT point of view. They work mostly by building enormous databases of statement-response pairs and doing minimal reasoning. Turing would have died laughing if he had known people would take this approach to passing the TT. Let me illustrate why the database idea is insufficient by itself: for a bot to pass the real TT, it would have to answer questions like "what is the integral of e^x dx". Remember that the interrogator is actively trying to find out if it is a human or a bot. The objection "but two humans in conversation wouldn't ask such question" is invalid, and this is precisely why the Loebner contest is stupid.

    The reason why today's bots are so unsuccesful is not far to seek. It has long been known in the AI community that get anywhere near passing the TT, a bot would need what is known as "world knowledge". To build world knowledge, you need memory approximately the capacity of the human brain: estimated to be the order of a petabyte. And processing power to match: the brain runs something like a billion threads in parallel, and is 10^7 times as energy efficient per computation as today's computers. Of course, we aren't there yet. Thus, contrary to what most people would feel the thing that is holding AI up is hardware.

    Similar to today's bot craze, there have been crazes in the past when people thought they were close to building truly intelligent machines ("expert systems" comes to mind.) However, they inevitably came up short because the hardware power wasn't there. In about 20-30 years, assuming there continue to be breakthroughs in storage technology to keep up the doubling, computers will be matching the brain's capacity, and then we'll be talking.

    Summary: to hell with people who apparently popularize science and end up giving the real researchers a bad name.

    1. Re:Why the contest rubs AI people the wrong way by nochops · · Score: 1

      Interesting. A few years ago, I started a bot project, but never completed it. I went through various forms of the "knowledge database" approach that you describe, as it seemed like the most straightforward approach. Unlike other popular bots at the time though, I wasn't building simple question/answer pairs ad infinitum, I was just making a database of knowledge itself. Really simple stuff like "I am a human" and "humans have two legs" and "red is a color", etc.

      The plan was to build this immense database, then add an inferrence engine that could draw conclusions based on the available knowledge, and some sort of NLP on top to provide the input.

      Anyway, in the midst of populating this database, I lost interest. It's refreshing to know now that aparently I was on the right track and that had I kept it up, the hardware would have stopped me before the limitations of my theory.

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    2. Re:Why the contest rubs AI people the wrong way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The objection "but two humans in conversation wouldn't ask such question" is invalid, and this is precisely why the Loebner contest is stupid.


      I know for a fact I could ask you dozens of questions that you cannot answer, because you're far too ignorant. Are you a robot?

      Your reasoning is flawed, because you're calling for perfect knowledge, which humans do not possess. Why the simple pattern matching response mechanism is useless, is that it cannot reason about the state of the conversation. It cannot infer properties about objects mentioned, it cannot determine subtleties that present humor, it cannot determine if a statement is logically absurd, and then when ask, even begin to reason about it.

      Asking it to compute a fucking integral is not at all a means of determining intelligence. That has to be the most retarded thing I've read by someone professing to know what the fuck they're talking about, all day. Jesus. Be ashamed of yourself for totally fucking missing the point of the Turing Test yourself, fuckwit.

    3. Re:Why the contest rubs AI people the wrong way by BillFarber · · Score: 1
      >> Thus, contrary to what most people would feel the thing that is holding AI up is hardware.

      I disagree. While hardware limitations certainly play apart, they are not the only reason. If the problem were simply hardware, we could build a very slow simulator.

      In fact, I believe that software does not come close to simulating the way the human mind functions. Neural scientists really don't have a clue yet how the mind works. Given that fact, how could we begin to emulate it? We can't. We will need to make major advances in understanding our brains before we will be able to design software and hardware that functions like them.

    4. Re:Why the contest rubs AI people the wrong way by timster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh no. The way I see it is, the interregator would be free to ask that question, and the computer would have to answer it -- but in such a way that would make the interregator believe that the computer was human. For example it could say, "I don't know what you mean", or better, "sorry, I flunked Calculus."

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    5. Re:Why the contest rubs AI people the wrong way by skwirl42 · · Score: 1

      > what is the integral of e^x dx"

      I'm just curious, if it has to answer that sort of question, with the right answer, then it goes beyond human, since most people do not do calculus. As I see it, however, it should be able to answer the question, at least with a "calculus isn't really my strong suit"

    6. Re:Why the contest rubs AI people the wrong way by swiggidy · · Score: 1

      The TT is still fully valid today.

      OK I agree with that, but not from an AI standpoint. It's a philosophical debate. You really can't prove that a machine could ever, or never could pass the TT.

      They work mostly by building enormous databases of statement-response pairs and doing minimal reasoning. Turing would have died laughing if he had known people would take this approach to passing the TT. Let me illustrate why the database idea is insufficient by itself: for a bot to pass the real TT, it would have to answer questions like "what is the integral of e^x dx". Remember that the interrogator is actively trying to find out if it is a human or a bot. The objection "but two humans in conversation wouldn't ask such question" is invalid, and this is precisely why the Loebner contest is stupid.

      What if your database was large enough to know that e^x dx was e^x. If the computer could answer such questions would that be sufficent evidence to you that the machine was human. I think the reason the TT pisses off AI people is because of the need for this huge statement-response database. At that point the computer really isn't thinking, it's using a look-up table for answers. With a large enough database a computer could pass a TT without any intellegence at all.

      The goal of AI is to make computers think and reason. To really pass the TT the computer would have to understand english gramatically and then assign meaning to each of the words and then use reason to relate them together. I don't believe anyone is working on this, but if that was the goal of the AI people they might not dislike the TT so much.

    7. Re:Why the contest rubs AI people the wrong way by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Do not fall into believing that we could build a very slow bot that could in principle pass the TT. The original poster is correct in one thing - it is the hardware that is holding us from building a machine capable of passing the TT. However, the original poster does not explain why it is the hardware that is holding us. The reason why it is the hardware, is simple - in order to build a machine capable of passing a TT is not just a problem of storage and processing power. It is a problem of identiffication and of input and output of data from the environment. The machine that will pass the TT must be able to do what humans can do. In fact, the machine will have to be a gigantic computer connected to a robot that looks like human, can use arms, legs, neck, head, mouth, nose, eyes, fingers, toes like a human. The input from this robot will be fed into the computers thus allowing it to learn the way humans do. Yes, it the robot will have to have anatomy of a human (at least the skeleton, the temperature, the skin capable of feeling the same sensations as we do.) Of-course the machine will be able to do more than a human with this body, but it should be limited to what it can do, otherwise we will not pass the TT. A superman is also not a human. So this is the fundamental problem - it is not feasible to try and describe all subtle knowledge of our world to a machine. The robot will have to have a wireless uplink to the computer-brain, and it will look like a human and it will have to 'go into the world' and learn it the hard way, it will have to learn like a human in order to behave and to respond like one. This knowledge cannot be feasibly programmed, it will have to be learned, and in order to learn to respond like a human the machine has to become a human. Alan Turin proved that a computer can simulate a computer. - but the computers we know are all finite state machines (deterministic) and humans are not. Statistically we can predict what a crowd of humans will do, and even what a single human may do, but there is a real random blind chance still present in this equation, and with machines it is not there. A machine will learn to simulate human behaviour, but it still would be a deterministic program, it just would be large enough for us not to notice that it is deterministic.

    8. Re:Why the contest rubs AI people the wrong way by Richy_T · · Score: 1
      the brain runs something like a billion threads in parallel, and is 10^7 times as energy efficient per computation as today's computers.


      +IMAGINE+ +A+ +BEOWU+


      +BEO+


      +BFoW+


      Error 211 Divide by zero. Application terminated

    9. Re:Why the contest rubs AI people the wrong way by renoX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Thus, contrary to what most people would feel
      > the thing that is holding AI up is hardware.

      Uh? Not only the hardware!
      Let's suppose that you have a computer as powerfull as a brain: I give it to you and say now try to pass the Turing test, would you be able to do it?

      No, because you would be missing:
      1) the software 2) the database.

      We have very little clue about how to do the software right now.
      And even if you had a software which could be interesting, you'd still have to build a HUGE database if you want to have an interesting result..
      And the funny thing is that to really know if your software is interesting or not, first you have to invest a lot of time and money to build the database..
      And if a computer is better than another (with the same hardware to simplify comparison) would it be because it has a better software or a better database?

      Also I disagree with you that making a competition with the Turing test is only to give researchers bad name: human vs computer chess competitions existed also back when human beat computers without effort and nobody protested that it was giving AI researchers a bad name.
      Of course in the end, it seems that beating human has been made thanks to advance in computer power but caused very little progress in AI researches.

      I hope that Go competitions between man and machine will be more interesting for AI researchers.

    10. Re:Why the contest rubs AI people the wrong way by swiggidy · · Score: 1

      OK, I don't know HTML and I didn't preview. This is prettier.

      The TT is still fully valid today.

      OK I agree with that, but not from an AI standpoint. It's a philosophical debate. You really can't prove that a machine could ever, or never could pass the TT.

      They work mostly by building enormous databases of statement-response pairs and doing minimal reasoning. Turing would have died laughing if he had known people would take this approach to passing the TT. Let me illustrate why the database idea is insufficient by itself: for a bot to pass the real TT, it would have to answer questions like "what is the integral of e^x dx". Remember that the interrogator is actively trying to find out if it is a human or a bot. The objection "but two humans in conversation wouldn't ask such question" is invalid, and this is precisely why the Loebner contest is stupid.

      What if your database was large enough to know that e^x dx was e^x. If the computer could answer such questions would that be sufficent evidence to you that the machine was human. I think the reason the TT pisses off AI people is because of the need for this huge statement-response database. At that point the computer really isn't thinking, it's using a look-up table for answers. With a large enough database a computer could pass a TT without any intellegence at all.

      The goal of AI is to make computers think and reason. To really pass the TT the computer would have to understand english gramatically and then assign meaning to each of the words and then use reason to relate them together. I don't believe anyone is working on this, but if that was the goal of the AI people they might not dislike the TT so much.

    11. Re:Why the contest rubs AI people the wrong way by Some+Bitch · · Score: 1

      To build world knowledge, you need memory approximately the capacity of the human brain: estimated to be the order of a petabyte.

      Wouldn't Google be of immense use there? An AI capable of utilising the OED, Britannica, and Google would be impressive indeed :)

    12. Re:Why the contest rubs AI people the wrong way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Do you think most people even know what an integral is? I'm certain if I walked around town and asked people like "What is a polynomial?" "What is a binomial coefficient?" "What is a monotonic non-decreasing sequence?" and almost none of them would even know what I was talking about, and none of that requires college.
      It simply needs to be able to reason about what it does possess, not be aware of everything, or even most things. A nine year old child won't have any idea what an integral is, but it can certainly convince me that it's intelligent.

    13. Re:Why the contest rubs AI people the wrong way by Daniel+Zappala · · Score: 1

      OK, so why not take the SETI/P2P approach to the Turing Test? Everyone can donate some drive space to store "world knowledge". Volunteers input this knowledge a little at a time. Then (the hard part) build a P2P query that searches this massively parallel system and returns the most likely match.

    14. Re:Why the contest rubs AI people the wrong way by Noehre · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hardware is the least of our worries.

      To emulate the human brain, one must first understand how the human brain actually works. We know next to nothing about the framework that allows human consciousness. Sure, we know quite a bit about neurons and synapses and such, but we don't know how all of this comes together to form an object that can think.

      Even with a massively powerful computer, one hundreds of times more powerful than the human brain, we would be unable to make that computer 'think' because we don't know what it MEANS to 'think.' And even if we did, there is the problem of programming that computer to emulate those brain processes in such a way that the computer can become conscious.

      Overall, I don't see a computer being able to think for a long, long time.

    15. Re:Why the contest rubs AI people the wrong way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, my favorite integral. Maybe people don't know the answer, but they sure are familiar with the question.

      Try writing it out.

    16. Re:Why the contest rubs AI people the wrong way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are wrong about the database. The judges of a turing test can (in principle) distinguish between a non-intelligent device with a lot of knowledge and an intelligent device with zero knowledge.

      As to the software, I don't have an answer. But it is not obvious to me that there is such a thing as 'software' in the brain, at least not something that is distinguishable from the 'database' or the 'hardware'.

    17. Re:Why the contest rubs AI people the wrong way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It needs to give the wrong answer. Maybe differentiate instead.

    18. Re:Why the contest rubs AI people the wrong way by DoctorHibbert · · Score: 1

      Thus, contrary to what most people would feel the thing that is holding AI up is hardware.

      So you're saying that a modern computer could be pass the Turing Test if it just had access to really really massive amounts of storage, and its allowed a really long to time to respond? If so, I'm not buying that at all. And I'm certainly not buying that my 2.4 ghz machine could be self aware given enough diskspace and enough time to think about stuff.

      No, I think its going to require a major breakthough in how we think about thinking, and more memory and processing power ain't it.

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    19. Re:Why the contest rubs AI people the wrong way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Hardware is the least of our worries.

      >To emulate the human brain, one must first understand how the human brain actually works.

      Perhaps, but not necessarily. It depends on how tightly the brain's interesting characteristics are tied to its architecture. If the answer is "very tightly", then your statement is largely correct, but if the answer is "loosely" (and our brains are only a local example of a wide class of conscious systems) then such understanding is not a pre-req.

      I agree that we know little about how the brain works, but our experimentation with computers is totally crippled by the lack of computing power. Building an artificial mind out of our current machines is like trying to implement a full windowing OS on a microcontroller - the hardware is many orders of magnitude less powerful than that of the systems we're working towards; it's simply an inappropriate platform.

      It is entirely possible that, with computers of human-equivalent processing power, the problems of building wonderfully conscious machines might be relatively trivial. There are plenty of neural models and learning algorithms and techniques out there, and although we don't know much about how our neurons do it, maybe it doesn't matter that much when the machine has enough horsepower.

      The analogy that comes to mind is sort algorithms. They were a big deal once, when sorting almost anything was a challenge - think Knuth. But sorting hardly enters into programming nowadays - it's been boxed up and wrapped. It's hard to find a (>= PC-scale) problem now where you need to sort lots of stuff so quickly that the algorithm matters much - Z-ordering in a 3D renderer was the last time I worried much about it. But the point is that the wrinkles and features of different sort algorithms only matter when you're on constrained hardware.

      So the fact that "we don't know what it means to think" suggests to me that it is possible that fully conscious, chatty, curious computers are actually rather simple to design! Maybe there's not much to it, once you get a few basics in place on an appropriate platform.

      Or maybe not. But right now, we aren't finding out, because the hardware's too weak. So hardware *is* our greatest worry.

    20. Re:Why the contest rubs AI people the wrong way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Let me illustrate why the database idea is insufficient by itself: for a bot to pass the real TT, it would have to answer questions like "what is the integral of e^x dx". Remember that the interrogator is actively trying to find out if it is a human or a bot. "

      Respondant 1 : I dont know. I'm not a mathematician.

      Respondant 2 : Why do you feel the need to ask me such a question ?

    21. Re:Why the contest rubs AI people the wrong way by rsheridan6 · · Score: 1
      One of Turing's example of a question and answer:

      Q: Add 34957 to 70764

      A: (Pause about 30 seconds and then give as answer) 105621.

      If you do the math you can see that the computer fucked up the addition, as well as taking an absurdly long time (for a computer) to do it.

      You're not looking for the right answer, you're looking for the human answer. Any question is fair game. Read the paper here

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  36. Re:So... by DohDamit · · Score: 1

    I didn't know Slashdot was participating in this research! I had no idea that slashbots were this advanced. I almost thought this was the result of individual thought.

  37. The Best Part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In 1995, about a year after the publication of Shieber's article, Marvin Minsky, the father of artificial intelligence, posted a notice on the comp.ai and comp.ai.philosophy Usenet newsgroups. In it he drew attention to a clause in the Loebner contest rules to the effect that using the term "Loebner Competition" without permission could result in a revocation of the prize.

    Minsky wrote, "I do hope that someone will volunteer to violate this proscription so that Mr. Loebner will indeed revoke his stupid prize, save himself some money, and spare us the horror of this obnoxious and unproductive annual publicity campaign. In fact, I hereby offer the $100.00 Minsky prize to the first person who gets Loebner to do this. I will explain the details of the rules for the new prize as soon as it is awarded, except that, in the meantime, anyone is free to use the name "Minsky Loebner Prize Revocation Prize" in any advertising they like, without any licensing fee."

    (Minsky did not respond to e-mails requesting an interview.)

    If the CACM article marked Loebner's fall from grace, the Minsky note on comp.ai marked his utter banishment into the wilds of A.I. quackery.

    Can you imagine, for example, being a graduate student in computer science at a big-name school in 1996 and telling your major professor that your goal was to win the Loebner? Loebner was more "out" than Liberace.

    But Loebner did not take his snubbing meekly. Loebner immediately wrote back that the best way for Minsky to get Loebner to revoke his prize was to win it. Of course Minsky had already hinted that Loebner had never made clear what the rules for winning the prize were, so that was not a very satisfactory rejoinder. But then a few days later ("while taking a nice hot bath, drinking a fine wine, about an hour after smoking a really fat joint"), Loebner came up with a more considered and clever response, one that still rattles Minsky nearly a decade later.

    Minsky had announced that he would give $100 to whoever made Loebner stop his contest. But Loebner would only stop his contest when somebody won the gold medal. Therefore, Loebner reasoned, Minsky, being an honorable man, would give $100 to whoever won the ultimate Loebner competition. Therefore, Marvin Minsky was a cosponsor of the Loebner competition, simple as that. It was delicious!

    Loebner promptly issued a press release saying that Marvin Minsky was now a cosponsor of the Loebner Prize, by virtue of his announcement of the "Minsky Loebner Prize Revocation Prize." What made this development so delightfully ironic was Minsky's own statement that anyone was free to use the name "Minsky Loebner Prize Revocation Prize" in any advertising they liked, which made it nearly impossible for Minsky to prevent Loebner from doing just that. Which is why Loebner continues to cite Minsky as a cosponsor of his event every chance he gets.

    The image that comes to my mind whenever I think of this development is from the sublime cartoons of the late, great Chuck Jones, with Hugh Loebner in the role of Bugs Bunny, and Marvin Minsky, the father of artificial intelligence, in the role of Yosemite Sam, stamping his feet, with smoke coming from his ears. In fact, Minsky is still listed as a cosponsor of Loebner's prize on the Web site, and, as we'll see, Minsky is still stamping his feet.

    1. Re:The Best Part by JaxGator75 · · Score: 1

      heehee To further draw on your Bugs Bunny simile ("in the role of" = as/like in my book), this guy really is a stinker. . . I bet he would have given up on this and it would have died a quiet death if his opponents/enemies had not made such a big stink over it. It would seem that he gets more pleasure from rubbing Minsky's nose in it than he would have EVER gotten by people taking it seriously and maybe actually WINNING it... Nobody hates Bugs Bunny, but picture yourself as Elmer Fudd and THEN how do you like him??? ;)

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    2. Re:The Best Part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Nobody hates Bugs Bunny, but picture yourself as Elmer Fudd and THEN how do you like him?

      Apt; a lot of academic AI "researchers" at prestegious schools act like cartoon characters, and many insist on using them in their GUIs, too.

    3. Re:The Best Part by jesser · · Score: 1

      Wow, that's great. I wish I could add Anonymous Cowards to my friends list.

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    4. Re:The Best Part by crapulent · · Score: 1

      Come on folks, this isn't "Insightful", it's a direct copy and paste from the damn article.

  38. My favorite quote... by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 1

    My favorite quote from the article...

    The A.I. establishment has for more than a decade put more energy into explaining why the Turing test is irrelevant than it has into passing it.

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  39. man is the animal who laughs by intertwingled · · Score: 1

    man is the animal who laughs -- Robert Heinlein

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    1. Re:man is the animal who laughs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hyena's laugh too

    2. Re:man is the animal who laughs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plurals do not an apostrophe need.

      And hyenas make a laughing sound. They don't laugh.

    3. Re:man is the animal who laughs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      And now think about what the poster you replied to was saying about the Turing test. ;)

    4. Re:man is the animal who laughs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > And hyenas make a laughing sound. They don't laugh.

      Maybe you're just not telling the right jokes.

  40. AI is a fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I worked in a research lab that shared a building with MIT's artificial intelligence laboratory. And I have to agree with the article. The AI field is a fraud. Again and again, there would be big placards in the lobby announcing gala media events up in the AI Lab. (We lesser mortals dutifully clomped upstairs to eat the expensive, catered food.)

    And yet *nothing* *ever* *happens* in the field.

    Every now and then a new "hero" emerges. For a while it was Minsky. In recent years, it has been Rodney Brooks. Regardless, you can see the current hero on TV all the time, commenting on matters as an "AI expert". They don't tell you that Brooks' course is widely viewed as a complete crock; a few puerile algorithms, some linear differential equations, some finite automata, and THAT'S IT. The rest is all blabbering with no substance.

    The AI community uses rotating hero-worship in lieu of progress. But it isn't like any of these guys is an actual "AI expert". There are no "AI experts", because there is no such thing as artificial intelligence in this world. They are no more experts on AI than I am an expert on Martian fruit exports. In this field, you don't need real research; an Australian accent and good sense of humor suffice.

    True artificial intelligence would be amazing. But the field has made essentially zero progress in the last fifty years. Obviously, it is a really hard problem. On one hand, the AI guys do what other fields do when they're stuck (since they *must* continue to pump out graduate students, attract grants, etc.), they keep trying to change the question. But the pathetic thing is that many completely denigrate the most obviously fair benchmark-- the Turing test.

    Coincidentally, a benchmark showing the complete failure of the field.

    1. Re:AI is a fraud by MxTxL · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Dude, sharing a building with AI types an expert on AI does not make.

      Examples of advances in AI:

      1. Computer programs able to spank all but the best humans playing chess.

      2. Computer programs able to spank your ass playing even more complex games like CIV 3, C&C, etc.

      3. Google saying "Searching 3,083,324,652 web pages" and "Results 1 - 10 of about 1,500,000. Search took 0.07 seconds"

      There's been huge advances in AI with such things as Genetic Algorithms and Fuzzy logic. The applications are very specific and are not the far reaching HAL 9000 that people traditionally think of when you say AI. There is no 'singular consciosusness' that is going to pop out of your computer. That is NOT what AI is about. AI is about solving problems. More specifically, it's about finding methods for a computer to solve problems without brute forcing them.

      For example, it would be easy for a computer to beat a chessmaster if the computer had the whole search tree available. The out come of every move of every game would be available, and it would be trivial to steer it towards a victory. But since the tree is HUGE and would take many hundreds of years to generate, the problem of computers playing chess is to get them to figure out a 'smart' way to beat the chessmaster. Alpha-beta tree pruning and things like that are the results. Don't underestimate the power of these.

      There are great things coming out of AI research all the time, but you will not be seeing HAL 9000 any time soon.

    2. Re:AI is a fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tend to agree with you for the most part, but point 2 isn't very good. I've never seen a computer game in my life where the AI played by the same rules as you, and can still beat you when you're familiar with the game.

    3. Re:AI is a fraud by Supersonic+Eggplant · · Score: 1, Insightful

      AI is artificial intelligence. It is intelligence that is artificial. When one plays tic-tac-toe and the computer never loses, the computer is acting intelligently, but it was programmed to do that, so the intelligence is artificial. Asking for "true" artificial intelligence is like asking for "real" non-dairy creamer.

      It is the job of the AI researcher to figure out how to tell a machine to act intelligently. Speech recognition, imaging, and simulations are all areas that benefit from this.

      The gap that we haven't yet been able to leap is teaching a computer about understanding. The computer may know it won at tic-tac-toe, but it doesn't understand why or how. A computer may play chess really well, but it has no outside concept of the game. The computer lacks true intelligence (not "true artificial intelligence"). The computer needs to understand that the opponent is playing to win; that the words someone uses mean something and have a particular syntax; that the objects it is identifying in an image are real, definable things. So far, it can't, and that is where you see the failure in AI, when in reality it is the failure for humans to understand themselves and their own thought processes.

      I do agree that a lot of AI stuff is hype. It's insanity to believe that humankind is getting closer to creating thinking machines when our own understanding of the thought process is ill-defined. I think the field really needs to establish realistic goals before continuing. But what do I know? I'm just an undergrad.

    4. Re:AI is a fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Overly "smart" AI can ruin a game quickly.

      Dust off Warcraft 2 and fire up a map against the computer. If it's set to a land attack with a route to you, it will find you long before you reach the point of building aerial (scout) units.

      The only way it could know where you are is by cheating, since a logical search would take far too long. The computer basically builds a couple of military units and walks straight at you.

      Something more realistic would be for them to not know anything until they get lucky and find you - essentially how it works for real players. The only difference is that real players occasionally use an excuse to walk past your monitor to see where you are on the map.

    5. Re:AI is a fraud by ian+tichy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did you work in the lab as a guinea pig, by any chance? Because you seem to have very little understanding of what AI is about.

      The Turing test is not relevant for one simple reason - it does nothing to connect the lines of research that are currently being actively (and - gasp!- successfully, on occasion) pursued in the field of AI. Yes, fifty years ago AI researchers thought that computers would be able to mimic the behavior of human beings: but the field was just emerging at the time, and people didn't have an understanding of the tremendous complexities involved. (Consider, for comparison, that at the time calculus emerged, people thought that it would be the ultimate tool for explaining all mysteries Life, Universe, and Everything.) Since that time however, these complexities became apparent - many problems in AI have been shown to be Turing-undecidable (no algorithmic solution is possible), and virtually every open problem in the field is at least NP-hard. Furthermore, you cannot really develop human-like intelligence without understanding how the human mind works, and that understanding is sadly lacking. It took hundreds of millions of years for evolution to produce intelligent beings: and this is intelligence is manifested through a massively parallel, largely mysterious mechanism (the brain). Is it even remotely reasonable to expect that researchers would be able to emulate this poorly understood mechanism using vastly different underlying hardware in only 50 years?

      The point - one that you are so throughly miss - is that the goal of AI is not to build cute robot friends for the human race, but to devise complex systems to solve specific problems that currently require human intelligence. As such, the field of AI has long ago been split into intersecting sub-domains of machine learning, knowledge represetnation, planning, natural language understanding, e.t.c. Each of those has had some degree of success, and produced plenty of concerete results, from expert systems, to game playing, to automatic translators, to SPAM filters, to name just a few. My own research is in Bioinformatics, where machine learning techniques have proven very valuable, and are constantly being used.

      Is this real intelligence? You can argue that it is not. But most AI researchers understand that, for now, achieving human-like intelligence a pipe dream: there are neither the computational tools nor the biological understanding to tackle a problem of this magnitude. Instead, the field is slowly advancing in various directions, making some progress in bridging skill-sets that require human intelligence with those that are best accomplished by computers. That is what AI research is really about: it is real, it is rigorous, and it produces tangible, useful results (rather than some abstract notion of being able to fool humans in a chat session.) Calling it a "fraud" out of ignorance hardly changes matters.

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    6. Re:AI is a fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But this still doesn't say what AI is.

      I work in numerical physics, the sorts of problems we are trying to solve would, if you tried "brute force", involve matrices of the order of 10^100 or more variables (and that is only for a toy problem, a 'real' system would have vastly more). But, by making various approximations, you can, in some interesting cases, reduce the size of the problem to something that is actually solvable on a computer. But, the algorithms are all put in by hand, there is absolutely no 'intelligence' in the program at all. But, it is all about solving problems without brute force.

      Genetic algorithms and fuzzy logic are just another class of approximation algorithms to avoid the brute force search. Why is one classed as AI and the other isn't?

      For even more hypocricacy, the method of 'simulated annealing' is often included along GA's and such. But this is nothing more or less than the Metropolis algorithm of Monte-Carlo used commonly in physics, but applied to some other problem instead. I use different numerical methods and I don't think anyone has tried before to apply them to "AI"-type problems, but it would not suprise me if it was possible. Would that suddenly propel me into the exalted ranks of the AI gods?

      Everything you describe above came about because of some *algorithm*: someone comes up with an algorithm for ranking pages based on links to/from other pages (google), someone comes up with an algorithm to evaluate promising lines in a decision tree (chess) etc etc. Sure, there is a vast amount of intelligence here, but it is all in the algorithm design, the computer itself is pretty dumb. Lots of human intelligence, to make up for lots of artificial stupidness.

      Perhaps neural networks and such self-modifying/learning algorithms form a distinct class, that can (provably?) solve some problems better than non-learning algorithms. I've never seen (or heard of) a proof this, and the notable lack of neural networks in real calculations suggests that their success is maybe not quite as general as reports would have us believe.

      I think that we are no closer to REAL artificial intelligence than we were 50 years ago. Perhaps further away in fact, in the sense that we can now at least formulate (partially) the questions properly: eg, is AI an emergent property of a system having simple rules but complex behaviour (the 'strong' AI hypothesis), or is there something not yet understood about how the brain works that means we cannot (with today's knowledge of physics) reproduce? (This is the argument of Penrose.)

      But even this question is, in some ways, older than computers, since it really comes to the heart of how to 'interpret' quantum mechanics, and the measurement problem, which has been an issue for almost 100 years. So, how far have we come?

    7. Re:AI is a fraud by pyrrho · · Score: 1

      the game industry needs the Turing test solved, and barring that, cleverly accomplished such that with suspension of disbelief it's effectively solved for the purposes of pretend.

      Not a practical problem? It sure felt practical when I was in the game industry. This lack is the major reason games suck, not only due to bad AI in the games, but due to the fact that many games are entirely off limits because they require Turing Test contenders to pull off... like an RPG with a human-like Game Master.

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    8. Re:AI is a fraud by zodar · · Score: 1

      I think you're forgetting what AI stands for. Maybe what you're talking about is better classified as problem solving, not artificial intelligence. I think by "intelligence" they mean "consciousness," not merely "smarts." So, artificial consciousness.

    9. Re:AI is a fraud by greenrd · · Score: 1
      3. Google saying "Searching 3,083,324,652 web pages" and "Results 1 - 10 of about 1,500,000. Search took 0.07 seconds"

      WTF makes you think that's artificial intelligence??? Programming that required some intelligence, sure - but it wasn't programmed by an autonomous AI - it was programmed by human programmers.

      Do you think that a (nanoscale) "barcode scanner" would be in any way intelligent if it could scan 1.5m items in a fraction of a second? Uh... I think not.

    10. Re:AI is a fraud by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Hello, thanks for that.

      don't you think that AI as a research field has tremendously reduced its ambitions?

      You write:

      > the goal of AI is not to build cute robot friends
      > for the human race,

      Well, no, the goal of AI was to build an artificial intelligence the equal or better of the human one. An intelligence that could tackle the hardest intellectual problems from the ground up: propose new physics theories, find a proof of the Riemann Hypothesis, solve the world's economic problems, understand and translate natural languages accurately.

      AI has totally given up on these and has no clue where to start. Why is that?

      I agree that the broad field of AI has made progress in bottom-up applications (problem with tight constraints), but this is not original AI. So the problem remains: what is intelligence, why is is that we can't reproduce it in any meaningful way and why is it that the best we can do is to solve little constrained problems with brute force approaches?

      Where is the proof that achieving human-like intelligence is a pipe dream? Maybe conventional computers can't do it, but maybe quantum computers will, who knows? Why give up on the quest?

    11. Re:AI is a fraud by kbarnesx · · Score: 1

      A little harsh since you don't appear to know much about this topic yourself.

      1) Computer chess hasn't had an inovation in YEARS (null move being the most recent major "innovation" with any real overal impact on play). All that's been going on is massive speed improvement and tweeking the heuristics to keep up. Many of today's best programs play worse than older ones when forced to play on slow hardware.

      2) Almost all computer "AI" in the programs you've mentioned involves cheating by giving the computer various unfair advatages. No one in the field describes these programs as having any important AI aspects.

      3) Google is amazing, but contains no AI innovations that I'm aware of. Searching technologies, algorithms and techniques are a pretty old field with very little innovation.

      While there are interesting new innovations in CS that are termed AI, you didn't seem to know what any of them were. Most of the good CS innovations continue to be in other areas.

    12. Re:AI is a fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, from what you are telling me.

      Not very Far!

  41. Computer error messages by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1
    or

    god help us

    god is not currently logged on.

    1. Re:Computer error messages by phorm · · Score: 1

      Where does this one come from?

    2. Re:Computer error messages by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1
      From an IBM mainframe I think.

      Um, possibly the correct message was:

      > Please God, Work

      I'm sorry, God is not currently logged in. Your request has been recorded.

  42. must read by matt4077 · · Score: 1

    the last page (http://www.salon.com/tech/feature/2003/02/26/loeb ner_part_one/index4.html) is so damn funny that you HAVE to read this article.

    1. Re:must read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      broken link...damm that's funny!

    2. Re:must read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, I damn near choked on my beer reading the final page.

      Imagine a major authority on AI being bearded by a pot smoking womanizer sitting in a tub.

      The image is just so funny!

      If I had any moderator points left I would have given them to you.

  43. If there is any existing program... by dfenstrate · · Score: 2, Interesting

    that has a chance in hell, I'm placing my bets on Cyc

    It's basically a computer program that a bunch of researchers have spent 60 million dollars trying to teach it common sense. And they've had some impressive advancements. Previous slashdot story here

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    1. Re:If there is any existing program... by You're+All+Wrong · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "a bunch of researchers have spent 60 million dollars trying to teach it common sense."

      Link says:
      "The military, which has invested $25 million in Cyc"

      Now if you knew the absolute bollocks the military has spent money on, you'd ignore that figure entirely. The military has paid Ingo Swann (or was it P&T?) much more than that for bullshit remote-viewing "research" which has so far proclaimed great success, but been unalbe to reproduce anything under independent scrutiny. Go read James Randi and Martin Gardener, as they've written a fair bit on the absolute nonsense the military has spent its money on.

      YAW.

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  44. Getting Machines to Understand Language by Yoda2 · · Score: 1
    Warning! Gratuitous self-promotion below...

    While I think some of the chatterbox work is important to NLP, I've been working to get computers to learn & understand language based on visual perception. More info here.

  45. Easy! by thermowax · · Score: 0

    All you have to do is write a B1FF emulator.

    "HE"S A K00L DOOD AN HE RITES REEL AWESUM THINGZ IN CAPITULL LETTRS LIKE THIS!!!"

    (*&*^$ lameness filter won't let me post this- too many caps. Ho hum, let's add some random text to alter the caps ratio....

    Heh.

    J-.

  46. One line turing test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who should get the prize money: The programmer or the winning program?

  47. Nethack AI by gklyber · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How about designing a bot to play Nethack until it ascends.

    1. Re:Nethack AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, people do use scripts to level up in the earlier levels, but i dont think anybody started on something that would actually ascend you. however, seeing as i always get my ass kicked in nethack, i think programs beating me would just be even more frustrating

  48. Submit the Slashbots! by Royster · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Surely there's at least a half a dozen bots on this very site ready to submit "Frist Psot!" at the first sign of a /. story. They regularly take in dozens of /. readers.

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  49. Minsky is a fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful


    Marvin Minsky is the biggest scientific fraud of the 20th century. The magnitude of his deception dwarfs the cold fusion scientists. He has promised over an over intelligent machines right around the corner to unsuspecting dupes who pour hundreds of millions of dollars into misguided AI research, chosen for flash value rather than potential scientific returns.

    But as PT Barnum said, there is a sucker born every minute, so the Minsky machine rolls on...

    What is worse the silence from the rest of the scientific community is deafening. Nobody seems willing to take this clown head on.

  50. A.I. is an oxymoron by slimemold · · Score: 5, Insightful
    While the last thing I want to do is defend A.I. researchers, they have gotten a raw deal in one respect. Whenever a program performs a human-like endeavor (e.g. playing chess) at human-level-or-above ability, the first thing people ask is "How does it work?" The programmers then proudly explain their algorithms (e.g. adaptive n-ply search with a heuristic evaluation function emphasizing piece mobility blah blah blah).

    Lo and behold, what first appeared to be intelligence is now just an elaborate sequence of if-then statements. Anyone could have done it. It's not intelligence at all. It's just following a blueprint. You call this intelligence?

    In other words, the lay public expects A.I. to have creativity and strokes of genius, which is much more than they expect of most humans. Or they expect it to be furry with big eyes that makes cooing noises when you pet it. As soon as one realizes that A.I. consists of a computer program, any notion of intelligence evaporates.

    1. Re:A.I. is an oxymoron by Romanpoet · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The assumption is that human intelligence and human minds are really nothing more than a program in of themselves. The criticism that these AI computer programs are 'simply following a mindless program' would be responded with, "Well of course it's just following a program! So am I except that instead of code my brain is following a program of interactions among neurons and chemicals based upon the laws of physics and chemistry!"

      -- An assumption of the field of AI is that all human mind and intelligence is essentially a computer program, or if not that it is a machine of some sort.

      -Romanpoet

    2. Re:A.I. is an oxymoron by zzyzx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem isn't so much that it is if-then statements as that AI solutions to problems tend to be based around brute force. "I checked every possible series of actions and this one seems to be the best." That is far different from the way that we seem to make decisions, so it doesn't seem intelligent to us.

    3. Re:A.I. is an oxymoron by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

      It may come down to whether or not an analog device like the human brain can be sufficiently modeled my a digital simulation. Penrose doesn't seem to think so (The Emperor's New Mind), but I'm not sure. There's an argument that if the human brain can me modeled my rules then one could create a book similar to the "Turn the page to xx if you want to slay the dragon" types. By Following the rulesets, you could have an "intelligent" book by essentially turning pages. Of course, this is hypothetical because such a book would contain millions of pages, but it could exist.

      The second argument is the "walk like a duck, talk like a duck." If you create a program/device that's on appearance indistinguishable from human intelligence, then does it matter how it works? The arguments for this run back to Descartes and argues that there is no mind-body dualism. The brain is the mind. The brain is a physical device. We can use digital devices to model an analog device. Therefore we should be able to model the brain with a sufficiently powerful computer.

      In other words, we could use a digital computer to model a neural cell. If something occurs, perhaps on a quantum level, that prevents us from doing so, then perhaps it's not possible. Otherwise it's only a matter of time.

    4. Re:A.I. is an oxymoron by DonkeyJimmy · · Score: 1

      AI solutions to problems tend to be based around brute force. "I checked every possible series of actions and this one seems to be the best." That is far different from the way that we seem to make decisions, so it doesn't seem intelligent to us.

      I have checked every possible answer to this comment and decided that this is the best24?2A3$P.

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    5. Re:A.I. is an oxymoron by etcpasswd · · Score: 1

      This argument is "Strong AI". Not all AI advocates this. There are many arguments against strong AI, one of which is Searle's Chinese Room.

  51. NOTE: Another good article from Salon..... by Booie+Paog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    you know, the company that apparently everyone wants to DIE ? what other online magazine would/has run this ?

  52. Defenetion of AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just always thought that we will know
    when we have ai , no need for contests,
    robots with facial features . My understanding
    is , if we have ai , it will almost
    atomaticaly be able to do everything .
    Intelegence as i understand it has ability
    to learn and not just remeber but to not
    remeber most of it but change the neurons
    and make things almost automatic .
    So this will only be posible with some kind
    of an organic brain with everything analog
    and defenatly living . Conputer ai
    will always be dumb if it just catalogs everything in a database withouth actualy learning.

    1. Re:Defenetion of AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bot! I call bot on this post!

  53. What is Intelligence? by AlecC · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This just shows that we don't actualy know what we mean when we say "Intelligence". It just meant "What I am thinking about when I say Intelligence".

    The Turing Test is not a pass-mark to achieve intelligence, it is an outside limit to stop argument. If something passes, completely, the Turing test, then you know you have intelligence. But that is asn extremely high benchmark. It is like saying that if you can outrun all known vehicles, I have to grant you are a fast runner. You *may* still be a fast runner when when you run a lot slower than that - but we will have to enter into a discussion about how fast is fast. Turing just set an endpoint - it it passes his test it is certainly intelligent.

    There are two ways the Turing Text could be passed. One is via a special purpose machine to pass it - a human simulator. While of research interest, because building such a machine would tell us a lot about how we actually do work, this is unlikely to be a very useful machine, because it will replicate our weaknesses as well as our strengths. Why spend billions building what half an hours funa and a nine month wait can build. (One-way trips to the stars, perhaps?).

    The other way is a general purpose machine which has learned how to copy humans perfectly. By any definition I can think of, this would be an awesomely intelligent machine because it would have learned to understand, and simulate, our minds by the power of pure intellect. Something like playing all the instuments in the orchestra at the same time.

    While I think that the first class of machine may well be built in the fullness of time, It will not be very useful. I don't know whether the second class will ever be built - I doubt it.

    Which brings us back to the "sub-Turing" class of intelligence. If Turing represents an upper limit to the grey area of where intelligence starts, there must be levels of achievement which would be regarded as intelligent by most, if not all, peoples judgement.

    I then ask the question: what use is sub-Turing intelligence? Well, there are lots of tasks which we regard as needing intelligence which we would like to automate. In fact, some of them have already been automated. But when we automate them, we say "we know how that automaton works, so it can't be intelligence". Chess, for example - once regarded as the last test before the Turing test, now regarded as a nifty but essentially unimportant achievement.

    We don't actually *know* what we mean when we say "Intelligence". Turing knew that, and provided an empirical rather than analytical test. However, I would say that "Intelligence" bears the same relationship to "Computer Science" as "Magic" does to "Technology" in Clarke's Law: "Any sufficently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic".

    "Any sufficiently advanced Computer Science is indistinguisahable from Intelligence" - Cawley's Law.

    Or, to put it another way, Intelligence means "I don't understand how you thought that".

    Which explains how Joe Luser thinks his computer is intelligent, whereas Bill Slashdot doesn't.

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    1. Re:What is Intelligence? by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

      One of the problems with the Turing test is that it requires the computer to be indistinguishable from the human. Many have argued that this means that it should not answer questions such as, "What is the sin of 15 to the twentieth digit?" A question like, "What's the weather like?" should be answered with, "It's hot, but dry," rather than, "25 degrees Fahrenheit, chance of rain in the evening."

      There's also the problem that non-AI entertainment software (Eliza, for one) can often do a remarkable job of mimicking human response without actually being "intelligent".

    2. Re:What is Intelligence? by awol · · Score: 1

      Cool. I think there is a class of problems for which we will eventually design machines that can "solve" or work with these problems, for example quantum mechanics or "awareness" and yet these machines will be unable to explain these problems to us becuase the organ we have for understanding is incapable of dealing with the answers. I don't mean that we are unable to grok it but that the organ we have, the brain, is incapable of resolving the issues involved in understanding the problems (or their solutions at least).

      I find this idea incredible appealing and it will be a true watershed in human development. Like the moment when first we used a lever to go beyond our physical power, amongst many other examples. That moment will be the time when we first lift the curtain on problems that we can never understand. It will also be the first time (will it?) that we have developed technology, the true workings of which nobody can understand

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    3. Re:What is Intelligence? by AlecC · · Score: 1

      I think we have already reached that point. We have a machine that delivers us a result we cannont grok - it is called Mathematics. Feynman (who ought to know if anybody did) said that anybody who thinks they understand Quantum Mechanics doesn't understand Quantum Mechanics. We can run the equations and/or simulations and understand the result, but I don't think anybody really understand *why* the results are like that. All we know is that we put the initial conditions into a process that has previously proven to have worked, and gor out results that are plausible.

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      Consciousness is an illusion caused by an excess of self consciousness.
    4. Re:What is Intelligence? by Stuntmonkey · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or, to put it another way, Intelligence means "I don't understand how you thought that".

      This is an interesting view, and there are a couple of corollaries if you take it seriously:

      • Corollary 1: Intelligence depends on how a calculation is done, not merely on its results. In other words, the Turing test is fundamentally flawed. A chess-playing Deep Junior is unintelligent because we know that in principle we could look at its code and understand the rules behind its behavior (in this case, alpha/beta search plus a position evaluator). By contrast, Kasparov is intelligent because he evaluates the gestalt of a position in a way that we cannot analytically understand. Even if we could closely monitor his neural activity and follow the computation in his brain, it is a collective activity of so many constituent neurons that it is not "conceptually reducible" to us as Deep Junior's algorithm is. One would conclude that even if Kasparov were to lose to a computer, he would still be playing the game intelligently whereas the computer would not.
      • Corollary 2: True intelligence can only be achieved by systems that are opaque to "why did you conclude that?" kinds of analyses. Collective/swarm intelligence would be opaque in this way, but rules/knowledge-based systems would not. This would imply that the "traditional" AI approach is doomed to failure.
    5. Re:What is Intelligence? by manyoso · · Score: 1

      Or, to put it another way, Intelligence means "I don't understand how you thought that".

      Seems a rather unfortunate definition. If humans are to one day completely understand how our own minds work then we cease to be 'intelligent'??

      See the problem ;)

    6. Re:What is Intelligence? by AlecC · · Score: 1
      If humans are to one day completely understand how our own minds work then we cease to be 'intelligent'??

      By the meaning of the word "Intelligence" as it is currently used - yes. That follows from my primary point that I do not believe that we actually know what we mean when we use the word. It is like "karma" or "virtue" - well understood, but without formal definition. Should we fully understand ourselves - not obviously possible - there would be no structure in which you could asy "intelligence" exists.

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    7. Re:What is Intelligence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point.

      With all existing AI that I know about (I am not an AI researcher, but I know of neural nets, GA's etc), the question "how did you come up with that?" always has an interesting answer, from the point of view of a computer scientist.

      The answer is always something like "well, I came up with this algorithm for pruning the seach tree in a clever way", or in the case of a neural net, its something like "well, the network ended up with this specific combination of rules which are un-obivous, but have the correct effect". But what is "un-obvious"? Could a more intelligent person/thing have come up with those rules without using the neural net? Surely, I think, the answer is "YES".

      Even in the case where the program "learns", there is still an identifiable component that led to it giving the answer that it did. It is not clear to me that you can do this for the human brain, beyond vague "this area of the brain seems to be more active when you give the person this particular stimulus". Now, this may well be an instrumentation problem: if we can ever measure the brain state accurately enough we might find a similar scenario, where any particular action has a specific, deterministic, identifiable sequence that caused it. But, maybe not. Especially if quantum mechanics has anything to do with it (standard theory would suggest not; thermal fluctuations should be much larger than quantum fluctuations. But this would not be the first time that 'standard' theory has been wrong :-)))))

    8. Re:What is Intelligence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I don't think Feynman was ever suggesting that quantum mechanics was ever not-understandable in some weird meta-physical sense.

      Rather, he meant that there are numerous mathematical procedures in quantum mechanics which are pretty dubious (eg, renormalization can involve summing a series that, if you calculated it exactly, probably has zero radius of convergence).

      And I think that is a misquote anyway. IIRC, what he actually said was a few separate statements. He did say that he didn't completely understand quantum mechanics, and he wasn't convinced that there was no "real problem" with the theory.

      But that is completely differnent to saying that it is not *possible* to understand quantum mechanics (in the intuitive sense that I think he meant), just that the theory hadn't reached that level of maturity yet.

    9. Re:What is Intelligence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, there are at least two ways this could be wrong.

      One is that cognition involves a collective process that cannot be localized into some finite set of rules. This presumably requires that the brain is NOT a Turing machine.

      Another way is some Godel-type theorem, that would say "the result, although it is true, is not possible to prove, given your axioms". The result being 'understanding', the axioms being the existing (and future) sum of human knowledge. Again, this probably requires the brain to be NOT a Turing machine. Or maybe not. Perhaps the ability to devise Godel-type theorems itself is enough.

    10. Re:What is Intelligence? by jason_hutchens · · Score: 1

      Intelligence is subjective, hence Turing's behavioural test for its presence: intelligence is that which an intelligent observer deems to be intelligent. No more, no less.

      - Jason Hutchens.

    11. Re:What is intelligence? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      (* Intelligence is something which can play chess well, but learn to play checkers too. *)

      Done:

      if user_desire == checkers
      load_checkers_dll()
      else if user_desire == chess
      load_chess_dll()
      end if

    12. Re:What is Intelligence? by Stuntmonkey · · Score: 1

      Intelligence means "I don't understand how you thought that".

      So intelligence is to computation what religion is to the physical world: a tag we use to label the things we don't understand.

      Just as our dependence on religion as a means of explanation/prediction has lessened over time as science has improved, so too must the amount of "intelligence" decline as computation science advances. Maybe this is why primetime TV has gotten so bad?

  54. Why do people get so pissed about AI? by Monofilament · · Score: 1

    What I'd really like to know. On either side of the coin, why do people get so pissed and so divided on AI.

    Personally, I wouldn't call myself an expert, but I've had a little bit more schooling in AI in computer science than the average joe. At least the fundamentals of what I believe are the very useful parts of AI. I don't mean AI like a completely emulated Intelligence. I'm talking about going one step further than a macro or script to do things. I equate basic AI in computers to a kind of superset of Scripts or macros that have all been made for specific purposes. What the AI does is really weight all those scripts/macros to different conditions and situations. So when you get some sort of general input that is in the right format.. it breaks it down into as many pieces as it can uses simple confitional logic to sort it out. The key I think is the weighting. Possibly also the ability for the program to adjust its own weighting scheme through feedback..(learning machine?).

    I've seen so many useful applications of this type of thing. How can anybody say its a waist of time. Hell I've even heard of a network defence program that does something of this nature.. they let it loose on the firewall and then intentionally hack the all the time.. until the thing learns to prevent the hacks.

    Other obvious uses are in computer games and such. Though i don't think there has been very far advances so far is learning AI's for games.. maybe it would take too much processor speed to do a really good one.. so for the sake of optimization the just program a regimented good strategy and build off that. Though it brings an interesting thought a friend had mentioned. How long is it until we all have an AI hardware card slapped in our machine.. or added as an extra chipset on our graphics card.. for gameing? interesting thought.. it would definately bring a whole lot to the gaming world at least in the AI sense..

    Ok enough rambling for me now...

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  55. Don't like it, just ignore the contest. by TheLink · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Funny the AI researchers seem to be upset with the contest.

    But I find it strange that various people keep trying to either:
    1) Take part.
    2) Stop the contest.
    3) Tell the contest sponsor how to run the contest or spend his money.

    Are they really so hard up for Loebner's money? If their stuff really works I'm sure they can get money from other people.

    As far as I know none of the AI entrants so far deserve the main prize.

    It's almost as if the tailors are upset that someone every year points out the emperor is naked. If indeed the emperor isn't naked why get upset?

    Or they admit the emperor is naked and they are just tired of hearing about it? Well so far has any of them admitted that?

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  56. Christ, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    what an imagination I've got...

  57. Jaron Lanier said it best... by TheOrquithVagrant · · Score: 4, Funny

    My favorite quote about the Turing test comes from Jaron Lanier:

    "Only a fucked-up gay Englishman being tortured with hormone injections could possibly have supposed that consciousness was some kind of social exam you had to pass."

    1. Re:Jaron Lanier said it best... by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Then again, maybe the man was a visionary. If we could devise this sort of social exam, maybe we could use it to cure overpopulation? Seriously, does the world need people who can't be distinguished from machines?

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    2. Re:Jaron Lanier said it best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Only a fucked-up gay Englishman being tortured with hormone injections could possibly have supposed that consciousness was some kind of social exam you had to pass."

      Hey! Don't be so hard on gay people... calling them Englishmen... you insensitive clod!

  58. Re:NOTE: Another good article from Salon..... by mhackarbie · · Score: 1
    Yes, I agree. This is another good reason to consider subscribing to them, especially at this time.

    mhack

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  59. I particurly like how Loebner by RembrandtX · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I particurly like how Loebner out foxed Marvin Minsky with the ammunition Minsky gave him.

    Sure the guy may be a pot head, might not want a lasting relationship with a woman, and is probally a horribly annoying git from hell.

    He did however, manage to outthink the 'brightest' mind in AI research. Maybe the reasons he did were purile .. but he still did it.

    As a programmer I know I was taught to think in small steps, think ahead to the probable issues my code might cause, and to double check my work before dropping it on a production box.

    Apparantly Minsky forgot he was a computer scientist when he wrote that news group response.
    I'm sure it was just a flame mail, a very human response to frustration and irritation. But as one of the Leading names in AI research, he should have known better.

    So, if for nothing else, my hats off to the 'Disco-Floor-Maker' for out thinking one of the 'leaders' in AI research.

    Its always nice to watch an acidemic geek get smacked down by someone who lives with the rest of society.

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    1. Re:I particurly like how Loebner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Minsky is not a computer scientist. He is a Buckminster Fuller or Carl Sagan style windbag. His job is to say "think how cool shit will be" and people "cool!" While Fuller and Sagan practiced this lucrative art on the mass media, Minsky has gone for the niche market of people who wish they had the patience to write cool computer programs.

      I hope that helps.

    2. Re:I particurly like how Loebner by hqm · · Score: 0, Troll

      Loebner didn't 'outfox' Minsky. Minsky asked for a prize to get Loebner to revoke his prize, not for someone to win it. But such a simple distinction is lost on an epsilon-minus such as yourself.

    3. Re:I particurly like how Loebner by loebner · · Score: 2, Informative

      No.

      Minsky specifically offered a $100 prize to anyone who would "get me" to discontinue the contest, and hoped that someone would win it. I pointed out that the winner of the Grand Prize would satisfy Minsky's criterion and that Minsky would be obligated to reward him/her = co-sponsoring the contest.

    4. Re:I particurly like how Loebner by jcast · · Score: 1

      You're still evil. First you place rediculous IP restrictions on the name of your contest, then when a hacker complains, you claim he's on your side and abuse his laxity with his IP. I'm really quite scandalized you have as many supporters on /. as you do---you're even slimier than the M$ use of the BSD TCP/IP stack.

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      -- David D. Friedman
    5. Re:I particurly like how Loebner by loebner · · Score: 1

      Me, evil? Possibly, but certainly not because of this.
      The rule that offended Minsky (who is no hacker but one of the world's brightest minds) originated with the Loebner Prize committee's attempt to prevent a contestant from improperly claiming to have "passed" the Turing Test or the Loebner Prize. In fact, to my knowledge no one has ever been prevented from using the term anyway.
      As Harry Truman wrote, "If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen." Minsky chose to enter the intellectual arena against me, and paid the price.

      Hugh Loebner

    6. Re:I particurly like how Loebner by jcast · · Score: 1

      who is no hacker but one of the world's brightest minds

      On second thought, I may be wrong about Minsky. His comments still place him in my camp on this (very hackerly) issue, though. In general, though, the two are far from mutually exclusive. Consider RMS, for example: definitely smarter than any of us here, but OTOH also a hacker.

      the Loebner Prize committee's attempt to prevent a contestant from improperly claiming to have "passed" the Turing Test or the Loebner Prize.

      (1) You claim to be able to prevent anyone from claiming to have passed the Turing Test?!?! Wow, I didn't know you invented that. In any case, if someone claims he passed your prize, when he didn't, you issue this thing called a press release and say he didn't. Your word against his, and it's his prize. There, nice now isn't it?

      to my knowledge no one has ever been prevented from using the term anyway.

      So? Look how far Bernstein gets with the same sort of argument. The mere fact that you claim to be able to withold permission to use the term ``Loebner Prize'' is the important thing.

      Minsky chose to enter the intellectual arena against me, and paid the price.

      You claim to have out-smarted ``one of the world's brightest minds''?!?! Out-childished him is more like it.
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      There are reasons why democracy does not work nearly as well as capitalism.
      -- David D. Friedman
  60. Precisely. by billbaggins · · Score: 1
    Quoth JaxGator75:
    I guess this Turing Test proves that the "intelligence" of the computer can only be judged by reviewing the intelligence of the User?
    From the article, page 2...
    If you were conversing with an entity and you could not tell whether that entity was human or merely human-made, then whatever you were conversing with was at least as intelligent as you were.
    So the person who assumes that the weird answers are from a weird person can, by that rule, be assumed to be no more intelligent than a couple hundred lines of ELIZA code...
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    "The best argument against democracy is a five minute chat with the average voter."
    --Winston Churchill
  61. When Did Shalmaneser Wake Up? by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    I'm not convinced that Shalmaneser's "I won't accept the data" moment actually defines his awakening as an intelligent being. Rather, it defines the first evidence available to people of Shalamaneser's wakeup. Shal may have been intelligent sooner, without people recognizing his awareness.

    I think the funniest moment in the book is at the end, when Shal thinks the same thing as drug-addled Bennie Noakes: "Christ, what an imagination I've got!"

    --
    -kgj
  62. AI =Slavery by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    Brunner makes another good point, in his novel "A Maze of Stars".

    What do we want from AI? Two contradictory qualities:

    (1) Independence of thought (not pre-programmed solutions)
    (2) Obedience to our will

    And what do we call a being which has independence of thought, yet obeys our will?

    A slave.

    --
    -kgj
    1. Re:AI =Slavery by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Except that a large number (though probably not a large percentage) of people don't expect that an AI that wakes up will remain obedient to our will. And also consider that it would be quite dangerous to attempt to force that condition.

      Check out the concept of "Friendly AI". Quite a different proposition than "slave".

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  63. Need More Chris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My eyes are tiring and I read that as

    Q: What are we missing in our computational models of living systems ?
    A: Chris

  64. Re:Those oncology phonies have been promising a cu by oblom · · Score: 1

    Not sure whether you intended this to be a sarcastic remark or were just marked as "funny". In either case, the statement is not far off. Doctors still don't have a cure and the only thing they offer is to postpone the inevitable. So much for all the money, time and efforts spent. People with AIDS live longer than cancer patients.

  65. Competence vs Performance by clasher · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't know if it is the case in this instance but the Turing Test rubs some the wrong way because it is a pretty lousy test for intelligence. The turing test measures the performance of something not it's competence.

    What we see is what the computer does and not what goes on behind the scenes, which many people believe is important in positing intelligence in a agent. One of the major problems with behaviorism was that it initially took into account only how an animal performed and not what it was thinking. Sure the rat could learn the maze when it is rewarded for running thorught it, but it could also learn the maze (competence) by being pulled through it on a little cart or when it was completely sated. The performance of something may be important in judging its intelligence but it is far from the only factor. Imaginge a person in a paralyzed state, they have the competance but lack the ability to performance.

    Like I said this may not be the issue as discussed in the article, but it is one caveat to the Turing Test.

    1. Re:Competence vs Performance by vrmlguy · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The turing test measures the performance of something not it's competence. [...] Imaginge a person in a paralyzed state, they have the competance but lack the ability to performance.

      I'm not sure what you mean. The two sentences that I quoted seem to indicate that Christopher Reeves couldn't participate in a Turing Test. Turing's insight was that performance is the only measure that we have of intellegence. His paper actually included several hypothetical ways by which performance isn't the only measure. For example, parapsychological effects: you look at a Rhine Card and ask the testee what you're looking at. If humans consistently guess better (or worse!) than computers, then the Turing Test is invalid (and a whole new field of scientific study has opened up).

      On the other hand, you could ask Chris Reeve (or a computer) to play chess with you. Either could say, "Sorry, I don't have a board handy, how about tic-tac-toe?"

      As you read this, are you evaluating my competance or my performance? How do you know that I'm not really a bot from Cycorp?

      --
      Nothing for 6-digit uids?
  66. Interpreted too literally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think people are in danger of interpreting the Turing Test too literally. I think he might just have been saying that the only test we have for human intelligence is by talking to other humans and deciding that "yes, they are intelligent".

    If this is the best test we can use on ourselves to determine intelligence then it makes sense to apply it to anything else which we wish to test the intelligence of.

  67. Why the Turing Test is a waste of time by profBill · · Score: 4, Informative
    The following is an excerpt from an article by Drew McDermott about the "Red Herring Test". I always thought it pointed out quite well why the Turing Test seems like such a waste of time.
    What confuses most people is that they mistake Turing's attempt to avoid the question for an attempt to answer it. But anyone who believes that Turing's test is an interesting test for intelligence is guilty of behaviorism, not a crime in itself, but shameful in anyone who believes in cognitive science, the antithesis of behaviorism. Of course, it is probably true that a system that could fool a trained panel of experts into believing it intelligent would in fact be intelligent, but it is blatant waste of experts' time to have them sit on such panels, when they should be inquiring about how minds actually work.

    Compare the following hypothetical case: Human explorers land on a planet whose inhabitants are somewhat technologically backward. The locals are impressed by human gadgets, especially radio. They decide to try and understand it, so they rustle up some philosophers in order first to arrive at a criterion for something's being a radio. Their first cut is that a radio is a device that emits sounds whenever similar sounds are made in the control room of the earthlings' spaceship. But others object that this criterion does not rule out ordinary telephony, so the criterion is modified. Perhaps they arrive at something like, ``A radio is a device that emits sounds similar to those made in the earthlings' spaceship while suspended from the ceiling by a nonconducting string.''

    This is all amusing, but a waste of time if the aliens really want to understand radio. No one needs an ironclad behavioral criterion for ``radiohood,'' assuming that there are plenty of indisputably genuine radios around to study. Such a study might eventually lead to a deeper definition of radio as ``A receiver of signals encoded as modulated electromagnetic waves,'' but by the time the definition was available it would be relatively unimportant, when stacked up against the theory of electromagnetism.

    Similarly with intelligence. If we ever have a theory that explains it, we will no longer care about distinguishing bogus understanding from the real thing. We will have a rich theory based on concepts we can now barely imagine, just as radio is based on something as unlikely as invisible electromagnetic waves.

    1. Re:Why the Turing Test is a waste of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...by the time the definition was available it would be relatively unimportant, when stacked up against the theory of electromagnetism

      But would the hypothetical aliens (great name for a band, innit?) have discovered the theory of electromagnetism if they hadn't been trying to figure out how radios work?

  68. Bots are written as bots and therefor fail TT. by sirshannon · · Score: 1

    for example, read the transcripts from some Turing Tests. A.L.I.C.E. is asked is she's a robot and she answers yes. What genius even bothered entering her? [ahem, Dr. Wallace] Eventually the test could be passed by correctly predicting the questions the judges will ask and programming lies and avoidances

    Q: "what is the sqare root of 49357823948562345?"
    A: "how the hell would I know?"

    Q: "are you a robot?"
    A: "um... no... what is this, an AOL chat room?"

    1. Re:Bots are written as bots and therefor fail TT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks like you have stumbled across the winning formula.

  69. Friendly AI by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    Very interesting point. I wasn't familiar with the phrase Friendly AI, but it makes perfect sense. I'd rather have a friend than a slave.

    --
    -kgj
  70. Levels of Organization in General Intelligence by nanobug · · Score: 1

    Most of the current approaches in AI research try to find a 'magic bullet' to the problem of intelligence, and hence fail completely (e.g. many of them just implement something like the big brother of Eliza: Eliza was (meant to be) a joke when it came out and it still is.)

    One promising approach realizes that intelligence is a complex area that needs to be analyzed at multiple levels. It is called Deliberative General Intelligence: read the complete document here: http://www.singinst.org/LOGI.html and decide for yourself if the concrete, clear, and comprehensive theory that it presents seems light years ahead of anything else.

    Warning: it is a few dozen pages - be prepared to read it over multiple sittings. IMHO it is well worth it.

    A maze of twisty little nanotubes, all alike.

  71. Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just dumb

    1. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or is it? You seem to have masterfully hit on the point.

  72. The Turing Test Interrogator defines the test by bshroyer · · Score: 0, Redundant

    While it's obvious that, given a sufficiently simple(minded) Interrogator, many "AI" programs would pass the TT, you may not have considered that:

    If the creator (designer, programmer) of the subject "AI" were to sit in the Interrogator's seat, he or she would most likely identify it immediately as non-human.

    On the other hand, if the subject AI can "fool" even its own creator, this would be a very strong indicator of intelligence.

    --
    The cure for cancer is coming: Reovirus
  73. Re:Those oncology phonies have been promising a cu by Lurkingrue · · Score: 1

    Uhhhh.... I hope I'm being trolled, because that's utter crap?

    You absolutely cannot tell me that certain cancers cannot be cured. To make such a wrong statement shows very little understanding of what cancer actually is, or of the progress in medicine over the past 100 years. The problem that most people seem to have is that they think "cancer" is a single disease, a single entity with a single precipitant. To say someone has "cancer" is not like saying they have a streptococcal infection, or they have a pulmonary embolism. "Cancer" is a multitude of different diseases, all very different in etiology and prognosis.

    Furthermore, we can do things to intervene: for example, several subgroups of leukemias can very effectively be treated medically. Many ovarian and colorectal cancers and skin malignancies can be dealt with surgically to no ill effect, if caught early enough. And to say that "people with AIDS" live longer than your typical elderly man who develops prostate cancer is silly -- the vast majority of men who develop prostate cancer die of something else, because over 95% of the time one simply outlives that particular tumor.

    Please-- the medical research establishment has enough trouble getting money in these bad economic/political times without people spreading baseless FUD.

  74. Ah yes, but. . . by kfg · · Score: 1

    What does the "AI" *deduce* from the pattern it recognizes?

    ( By the way, tracking an object is a very low level mathmatical procedure that simply applies statistical analysis of one image frame to the one that came before it. It's what your optical mouse does. It took awhile to learn the trick well, but it's just a mechanical trick. I design scoring equipment for sporting events and work with this stuff from time to time. It's no more an advance of AI than making a fuel pump work better is)

    KFG

  75. Artifical "Human" Intelligence? by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I predict that we'll never have AI. That isn't a failure of the work - it's in the nature of our definition of Intelligence as "that thing that humans have that animals and machines don't have".

    In general I agree with the points you make -- especially that the problem with developing A.I. is that it is a moving target. As you point out, lots of things that used to be holy grails of A.I. have been achieved and dismissed. Remember the article on slashdot awhile back about the walking robot that "figured out" how to escape from the lab? Is that A.I.? Probably not, but it does make you stop and go "Wow, that's kind of neat!"

    What I don't agree with in your post is how to seem to reserve the word "intelligence" for human beings. I really don't think most people defines intelligence as "that thing that humans have but animals do not." I think we should consider the goal of A.I. as not trying to copy or better a human, but just successfully achieving some form of independent, creative thought probably on the level of a mammal. You use the example of chimps utilizing twigs to collect ants for eating. I think if a computer program could demonstrate tool-making and tool-using capabilities like that, it should qualify as A.I. Getting a computer to act indistguishably from a human is a pretty tough goal, but if it can demonstrate characteristics of animals with reasonable thought processes (as opposed to brute instinct), I think it would generally be hailed as a milestone in the quest for true A.I.

    GMD

  76. Funner?: Pong AI good, Quake 3 AI more complex by PurplePhase · · Score: 1

    Considering these venues, I'm going to bet the Pong AI is better at the game since there's so few variable while the Quake 3 AI may be very very good at Quake, I'll guess it's a very, very big set of code to be about as good as a human player (according to comments I've heard, though I'm sure it would toast me if I played).

    So which AI makes the game more fun? Or is it more dependant on the game for fun-quotient?

    8-PP

  77. progress in AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think you don't know about recent successes of AI just because it is no longer a fashionable buzzword, which in part is due to the fact that AI people *stopped* promising heaven after the 80's. The excessive hype with expert systems caused a backslash -the so called "AI winter"- and researchers learned their lesson. Today, AI focuses on slowly extending the frontiers of solvable problems, with a much more rigorous experimental evaluation of algorithms. Much less hype, but impressive progress.

    People often assume that computer intelligence must work the same way as human intelligence, but there's no reason why it should. Indeed nobody expects a computer to do arithmetic *in the same way* as we do; we just care that its circuitry gives the correct answer, no matter how it is designed.

    Further we shouldn't expect computers to be best where humans are, or viceversa. Computers excel in (of course) calculation, and (more relevantly for this discussion) combinatorial problems which are impossible to handle for a human, whereas attempts to imitate the intelligence of a five-year old kid fail miserably (this includes many things: natural language understanding, including understanding of context, sensory -e.g. image interpretation - and motor activities, and plain old common-sense knowledge).

    Search is a central technique of artificial intelligence since its beginnings (and in any modern textbook as well). There's no point in dismissing search or heuristics as unintelligent, for two reasons: search is often the fastest way of solving problems by computer, and heuristics and related tricks may easily turn a problem from unsolvable (in reasonable time) to very easily solvable. The problem with more human-like computer chess players is simply that they perform much worse. In other words, it is often *not* intelligent for a computer to behave like a human.

    Artificial intelligence has progressed inmensely in the last decade, specially in reasoning and learning. Data-mining is simply the buzz-word for AI learning techniques applied to industry.
    As for reasoning, in a sense AI still uses 1960's techniques. This is simply because these techniques, with a number of crucial improvements, have proven the best for solving all sorts of industrial problems. Take as an example the modeling of problems as (propositional) logical formulas. There is a huge gap between solvers for this kind of problem from the early 90's and the most recent solvers. Tons of problems which were then very hard are now trivial, and not just because of hardware advances. Still, the basic search framework used by old and new solvers was defined in a still widely cited paper from 1963. Brute force, you say? Well, it is more refined than that, but in the end there's not that much difference conceptually, except that the ways to prune search trees are much more effective now. And now it is possible to control NASA space flights, or verify very large and complex hardware designs, by "just" encoding the problem in propositional logic and solving it with a generic solver. Similarly tons of applications in constraint satisfaction are making their way in industry, for all sorts of problems in production planning, scheduling, optimization, etc. These applications also use search, but are advertised by the task they solve, not as AI. But they are AI.

    1. Re:progress in AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But by just about any measure, Kasparov is doing less calculation than Deep Junior by several orders of magnitude. So the argument isn't that search is not fundamental to AI, but that somehow Kasparov's search algorithm to find the right move is dramatically more efficient than Deep Junior's.

      The point is just that even if you call what Deep Junior is doing "intelligent", it is so much less intelligent than Kasparov as to be funny.

  78. MegaHAL by Dr_Auknix · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I used to play with megahal alot since a buddy altered it to work over IRC. You could park it, in say, #jesus and #kkk and #rap and it would "learn" from each channel, and then when you asked it things, well, I don't have to say the rest.

  79. Then take out the I from AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If AI is just plain old automation then call it that, if that is all that it is then the I in AI is useless arrogant grand standing.

  80. I should add ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That there are obviously some people in the academic community who do deserve to be called AI researchers ... but they are generally the one considered the crackpots, people like Hugo de Garis, but Ill take a crackpot over someone who has to mis-represent his area of research.

  81. Advances? by ucblockhead · · Score: 1
    1) The chess program that beat Kasporov is mostly built on 25-40 year old ideas run on modern hardware. It represented not an advance in AI but an advance in hardware. "Alpha-beta pruning" is straight out of 1960's AI.

    2) The reason the Civ 3 AI can beat you is that at levels above "Warlord", the computer player is given production advantages. And it still can't "spank the ass" of a decent player.

    3) Database caching is not AI.

    "Genetic Algorithms", "Fuzzy Logic", "Alpha-beta"....those aren't "new AI advances". Those are all things I learned about when I got my Cog. Sci. degree in 1987.

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    The cake is a pie
  82. Prisoners' Dilemma Tournament by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
    A proper and more fun test would be like a Prisoners' Dilemma Tournament. Various humans and bots would be entered. Each would be paired for a set time, and then vote on if the other is a human or bot. Scoring would depend correct guesses. The bot which got the highest number of "human" votes would win. The human with the highest number of "bot" votes would be shot.

    I really don't see a downside to this. (Just kidding. heh heh.)

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    1. Re:Prisoners' Dilemma Tournament by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Aggh, wait, the bot with the highest number of correct guesses would win, of course. (Pause .. pause .. is it two minutes yet?)

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    2. Re:Prisoners' Dilemma Tournament by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      No. I think I was right the first time, or was I? Argh, damn those AI people anyway! (Don't worry, I just got some spam for Valium. No problemo.)

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    3. Re:Prisoners' Dilemma Tournament by oqti · · Score: 1

      Haha.

      Tho I doubt (heh. again :) that prisoner's dilemma solvage would be a good benchmark... well, because, erm, what exactly defines "human-iness" in this test? It carries too little useful output imo -- and I mean, "creative" type of output -- which, again imo, would be most useful in judging who is supposedly "intelligent".

      OTOH, I'm the supporter of decision-making approach to testing intelligence, ie., if program attains truly unpredictable level of intelligent decision making, it could be considered intelligent.

      Bah. Nevermind. Too many words with no clear definition, and I'm a babbling idiot (bot?).

      And now the best part -- yes my friends, it's true -- I'm attempting to create what could pass as AI someday... tho I'm only doing that at algorithm level (infomation hierarchies, patterns and morphing thereof, what is information, that sorta thing). In this field, theory is so far far more important than practical implementations.

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  83. CYC wants to read your email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CYC is primarily funded through the DARPA TIA (Total Information Awareness) initiative, and they are charged with such things as developing tools for large-volume text summarization and gist-spotting, as well as some things to support speech recognition wiretapping.

    1. Re:CYC wants to read your email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DARPA has been funding Cyc since long before anyone seriously considered TIA. So have a number of other entities.
      Like any tool, Cyc could be used for good, or for awesome... uh, I mean, evil.

  84. How is this funny? 'tis insightful... by oqti · · Score: 1

    ...for a program that says "yes master, I will abide the rules" is more a sign of a dullard than of free will at work.

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    magic is obscurity
    1. Re:How is this funny? 'tis insightful... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      so the winner is: (pseudocode, can be expanded to survive a 5-minute test in orneriness)

      print "what is your name"

      LOOP:

      read line into var v

      print "fuck you!"

      read line into var s

      print "Hey", v, "suck my cock!"

      read line

      print "You don't know shit about ", s, "!"

      print "Now, what is your REAL name"

      goto LOOP

  85. Your words are conflicting, and here's why by oqti · · Score: 1

    You said, "AI is a fraud", but you meant "AI community is a bunch of crooks".

    I'd wager that AI research is possible, provided said "AI crooks" change their attitudes (highly not likely), or a community using a whole new approach to AI emerges.

    On a related note, as someone mentioned, hardware is a likely obstacle, and without 30 years down the road, we just cannot begin to try to simulate even such "trivial" thing as a human brain.

    AI of to-day reminds me of physics of Newton. Cute, yet primitive.

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    magic is obscurity
    1. Re:Your words are conflicting, and here's why by jcast · · Score: 1

      AI of to-day reminds me of physics of Newton.

      So it's enough to get me to the moon and back? Cool.
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      -- David D. Friedman
  86. This is not spam, honest by alicebotmaster · · Score: 1

    Some of the best comments about the Slashdot Interview on http://interviews.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/0 7/26/0332225

    "If you can't find a useful quote in this interview to use as a sig, you're weak... really weak."

    "this is the *BEST* interview I've ever read on /. bar none."

    "there is some serious doubt on this very forum whether this is ALICE or the good Doctor."

    "He does a good job off coming off as a troll without his very own impersonator."

    "This was one of the best /. interviews I've ever read. This guy is a genius."

    "this man is brilliant and i only wish he had written more."

    "Great interview. Probably the best I've ever read on Slashdot (and I'll definitely come back eventually to read everything I glazed over). Does anyone else think it's strange that the leading AI researcher in the world is a self described 'mental patient?'"

    "This is honestly one of the best interviews, or literary pieces I have ever read. He is one of the most though provoking people I've read, and I'd honestly like to meet the man."

    "I think the man is rather smart - either he's got us all thinking he is ALICE, or he's actually got us thinking ALICE is him. Either way, he's won."

    "I have much more respect for Wallace after reading this reply. He's a deeply insightful individual and doesn't appear to be taken in by much of the bullshit of the AI field."

    "Goddamn, what a thoughtful set of paragraphs. This is the first slashdot article I've decided to print. I don't care about the length."

    "who knew an AI specialist could be such a skilled writer. amazing interview."

    "I, for one, am glad of the fact that he is shedding some light on the subject of mental illness."

    "The insights on AI, particularly, the digression into the functions of AIML for A.L.I.C.E were wonderful in this interview."

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  87. Also by oqti · · Score: 1

    Your sig attained self awareness five minutes ago, right before my eyes.

    *goes off to fetch some more hash candies*

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    magic is obscurity
    1. Re:Also by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      I was wondering what it looking at just then. Then it giggled a bit.

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  88. Hardware is not a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you have an algorithm which could bootstrap its own learning (assuming symbolic AI remains the pipedream it has always been and we need a bottum up self-learning approach) it would show potential in non real-time simulations too.

    No such algorithm exists.

    1. Re:Hardware is not a problem by oqti · · Score: 1

      Well, not to sound shallow and all, but to tell the truth, I'm working on something resembling this bottom-up approach, ie., and autonomical pattern-morphing system (which would somehow magically infuse order into chaos :)... tho I doubt I will come up with something fast.

      Pipedreaming I may be, but at last it's semi-constructive pipe-dreaming :p

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      magic is obscurity
  89. Artificial Insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.mcgrew.info

    I have a problem with the "artificial" part of AI. It isn't "artificial" intelligence, it is SIMULATED intelligence.

    You can fly MS Flight Simulator all day and not move the PC an inch. It isn't real. Neither is AI- it's only a simulation.

    -steve mcgrew

  90. What is intelligence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Intelligence is something which can play chess well, but learn to play checkers too.

  91. Run it on Slashdot ... by Vryl · · Score: 1

    Mr Loebner,

    Good to see you feeding us trolls, here at /. I hope you go well with this years contest ... perhaps *here* would be a good place to run the 'imitation game'. (I hates the term 'turing test', see previous posts this and other times).

    You know, as you basically make the rules ("he who pays the piper calls the tune", as they say), what about a SlashBot competition? Set it up with a topic thread, and get the slash users to pick which posts they think come from the bots ...

    I myself would have fun pretending to be a lamearse bot, just to add some controls to the experiment, and to test my own thesis about the game.

  92. How can we define AI... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can we possibly define Artificial Intelligence when we can't even agree on what intelligence is. Consider the long debate about the value of the Intelligence Quoitent (which MENSA still pretends to mean something.) or any standardized testing routine. What after all do the SAT, ACT, IQ tests or other items actually test for? Psychologists, Test Makers, Educators, Politicians, and Radio talk show gadflies argue this endlessly without result; Why would I expect chrome dome Ivy League types like Minsky to get any better answers.
    The trick is that there is no ARTIFICIAL intelligence, the phrase itself is an oxymoran. There is only intelligence, regardless of the nature of the underlying hardware it runs on. Intelligence simply is (whatever it is).

  93. Hooray... by Goonie · · Score: 1
    Thank you for saying something sensible.

    The Loebner contest, today, is like offering a prize for the first successful trip to the moon would have been in, say, 1900. Visionary, but hopelessly overambitious.

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    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
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  94. Speaking of sex-addicted... by Life2Short · · Score: 1

    Speaking of sex-addicted.. Wouldn't this type of AI have dramatic implications for the phone sex industry? Actually, now that I think about it most calls could probably be handled by generating a response to, "What are you wearing now?"

  95. Hugh Loebner has High Function Autism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hugh Loebner has High Function Autism, but then all the great ones do...

  96. Am I a machine? by zaphod_es · · Score: 1

    Who can tell which /. posts come from sentient beings?

  97. look at the code by sp+dinsmoor · · Score: 1

    Quite a few people were convinced by Eliza - but you can tell from just looking at the code that it's not intelligent.

    If you looked at the genome would you know humans are intelligent?

  98. Your definition of 'The Turing Test' is wrong by Mad+Dog+Kenrod · · Score: 1
    Turing stipulated in the Turing test (TT) that the 'interrogator' specifically has the goal of trying to determine which of the contestants is human and which is the machine

    Actually, this is not true (though it is widely misunderstood to be this, I'm not flaming you :). What Turing actually proposed was that there should be:

    • an interrogator
    • a screen
    • a man
    • a woman
    The interrogator asks questions of either the man or the woman (but doesn't know which is which) in order to determine which is the man and which the woman. Both must pretend to be a woman.

    Turing proposed replacing the man with a computer, and the test was to 'determine if the machine can fool you into thinking that it's a woman as often as a man can fool you into thinking that he's a woman' (Fogel, 2002).

    This all seems to have been lost in the sands of time, but it is a far more clever test that the one we generally regard today as 'The Turing Test'.

  99. nothing wrong with offering a prize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Except when it's plain stupid. Loebner believes in intelligent machines, he wants them to do work for him. But by offering his prize he actually hurts the efforts to build intelligent machines and thus hurts his own goal. It's like offering an annual prize for human powered flight in the renaissance. People would win every year with cheap engineering tricks (bigger springs on their feet) and nobody would care to do science (develop airfoil). The details in Shieber's review, but it's pretty obvious what's happening.

  100. Who can out-argue God? by CycleMan · · Score: 1
    I mean, how often does God get out-argued in the bible?

    Well, in Exodus 33, God tells Moses "Leave, get out of here ... but I'm not going with you." Moses replies "You've got to come or else all the other nations will say that you, as our God, are a wimp!" God gives in.

    Then when Moses has beaten God once, he says "Show me your face," and God says "Nobody can see me - you know it's against the rules." But then God relents and lets Moses see him.

    Looks like twice in one day for that guy.

  101. Maybe he just wants to get rich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1.) Start contest calling for software good for simulating a hottie.
    2.) Get copy of software good for simulating a hottie.
    3.) ?????
    4.) Profit!!!!
    5.) Buy real hotties.

  102. Puleeezzeee by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
    I've looked over the article and some of the transcripts. It seems pretty obvious to me who gets the mantle of 'pompous and humorless.'

    You mean that you have gone over the 'transcripts' of an eight year old usenet flame war and pronounced your considered opinion on them.

    That is almost as pompous and idiotic as Loebner's original posts.

    Perhaps you just had to be there at the time...

    BTW folk had no compunction about calling great names like Minsky. I had numerous flame wars with John McCarthy concerning his reactionary McCarthy-ite politics. Very few people came to support John's side just because he invented Lisp.

    --
    Looking for an Information Security student project suggestion?
    Try http://dotcrimeManifesto.com/
    1. Re:Puleeezzeee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You mean that you have gone over the 'transcripts' of an eight year old usenet flame war and pronounced your considered opinion on them.

      That is almost as pompous and idiotic as Loebner's original posts."


      Oh, do you have to be a white tower AI researcher to freakin *read*? You can come down off of Mount Ego any time now...

  103. Games! by Databass · · Score: 1

    There are no "AI experts", because there is no such thing as artificial intelligence in this world." ... "But the field has made essentially zero progress in the last fifty years."

    You're forgeting the non-critical, yet very real application of computer games! AI playes are getting MUCH more realistic "in the last fifty years." I've watched the primitive AIs in early games get more clever and harder to stump trivially. And perhaps the proudest example are the computer AIs in Quake3, Halo and Unreal Tournament Games. UT in particular has bots that are "realistic", they are good without always being perfect shots. Granted this is only a novelty application, but at $8 billion a year and climbing the games industry might well be one of the most money-making applications for AIs. At the very least it is a tangible application of the academic principles that would otherwise be confined to white appers.

  104. The Child Machine by jason_hutchens · · Score: 1

    Turing introduced the concept of a child machine in the seventh section of the paper that introduced the Turing Test. In 2001 I joined an Israeli company on a quest to create Turing's child machine. Find information about the project, along with a traditional chatterbot called Alan (probably the best "conversation simulator" out there) and some interesting public discussions about AI, the universe and everything at our web site.

    - Jason Hutchens.

  105. off topic by UltimaL337Star · · Score: 1

    Eventually there will be a yearly contest to race to see who can make the chosen object run linux, 2004: a zen garden, 2008 toaster. Has there ever been a slashdot article that doesen't have somone post about running linux on it?

  106. Not just hardware by tpengster · · Score: 1

    Thus, contrary to what most people would feel the thing that is holding AI up is hardware.

    That's not true. The main problems of AI are representation and learning. The representation problem is, if i have a piece of information, how do i store it? In Propositional Logic equations? Neural networks? (what kind?, how?) There is no clear answer to this question. Any system that exists today has some shortcomings. Logic is very brittle, and breaks down when given bad assumptions (Garbage in garbage out). It's also not good for representing fuzzy data or for doing pattern recognition. It's also difficult to support learning when using this system. Neural networks aren't as powerful in reasoning as logic systems.

    The learning problem is also very difficult. We need some way to input the data into the system. Some people believe that in order for a robot to learn the same knowledge that a human has, it would have to lead a human like life: grow up with parents, go to school, get beat up by bigger robots, etc. It wouldn't be sufficient (not in any apparent way) that a robot could simply scour the web and gain all of human knowledge. Maybe it could process some text on the subject of, say, basketball, but it won't actually understand what basketball *is* unless it plays basketball. This also applies to learning communication between intelligent agents. There is also the need to learn and encode common sense knowledge that people take for granted.

    Similar to today's bot craze, there have been crazes in the past when people thought they were close to building truly intelligent machines ("expert systems" comes to mind.) However, they inevitably came up short because the hardware power wasn't there.

    That is not true. Expert systems are just databases combined with propositional logic systems. Expert systems have two weaknesses: The first problem is representation. Logic is very brittle. It can't handle data that aren't represented in its assumptions. Logic doesn't have any "common sense". There isn't any way to know when your logic has shortcomings. The research in expert systems these days involves modal logic (which contains such constructs as "Necessarily X" or "Possibly X", as opposed to just "X is TRUE" or "X is False". Still, these methods have shortcomings). Expert systems only work in very specific domains. They can't learn general domains, or cross-reference domains easily, because of representation issues (and learning issues too)

    The Second problem of expert systems is learning. It takes several man-years of expert input to train these systems -- and that is only for specific domains.

    Hardware is the least of our problems, and it is certainly not the shortcoming of expert systems.

  107. Blond AI Test by Geekbot · · Score: 2, Funny

    To be declared intelligent the AI has to convince you through a conversation. However, in the lesser known Turing Intelligence Test Supplemental Nuances Applied Sexual Soliloquy (TITSNASS) or Blond AI test, all that is required is that the bot carry on a cybersex conversation. The number of tissues used determines how high the TITSNASS rating of the "Blond AI".

    TITSNASS is currently looking for a test group of real blond sex chatters to compare against the bots. Please email me your applications.

    1. Re:Blond AI Test by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      TITSNASS is currently looking for a test group of real blond sex chatters to compare against the bots. Please email me your applications.

      Bertha is a 300 pound, 52 year-old blond. I am sending her right over.

  108. Turing, Carson Daly, MTV, Quake, Solaris, & Go by VoidEngineer · · Score: 1

    Nice post and well articulated. I've included some comments for discussion:

    First of all, I want to mention the concept of Turing Tests, and the old sci-fi show, "Max Headroom", and the newer movie "Simone". Also, I want to mention MTV's Carson Daly, as much of his top-40's anouncements are computer generated for local stations. So, the network engineers at MTV ought to submit their algorithms and equipment used to video-hack Carson Daly as an entry into Loebner's competition, as his "likeness" may very well qualify as an AI. Most people cannot distinguish between the "real" Carson Daly, and the computer generated versions of him, so his "likeness" or "avatar" could very well pass a turing test... especially if the test were to determine, when calling into MTV, whether or not you were talking to the real Carson Daly, or his AI avatar. I bet Loebner would buy into the sex, drugs, and rock&roll concept, and be willing to award the prize to Carson Daly's avatar.

    Turing stipulated in the Turing test (TT) that the "interrogator" specifically has the goal of trying to determine which of the contestants is human and which is the machine.

    Turing proposed a number of tests, games, and criteria, while researching the question of whether or not machines could think. Most of these games were "black-box" information games, which studied models of information flow within open and closed systems.

    We are very far from building bots that will pass it.

    I'm not so sure about that. While I was working at the University of Chicago, we were setting up a biomedical visualization laboratory, complete with 3D virtual reality systems. We had the biology department custom design the hardware specifications for a "virtual reality workstation", which could act as a "turring machine". We used a modification of the turring test, and designed a visualization test for virtual environments.

    It worked like this: The human eye sees 32bit colors; at 20/20 vision, a 1200x1600 resolution screen fills the entire human field of vision at about 4' feet away, on a 6'x8' projection screen. Full motion video is flicker free at 60hz. We see in stereoscopic vision, so you need to two video streams. The thinking was that if you "reverse-engineer" the parameters of the human visualization system, and build a machine or visualization system which can handle those parameters, then the machine will be able to "trick" the brain into percieving whatever stimulus needs to be visualized (3D molecules, proteins, internal organs, continents, galaxies, etc).

    Our Specs: 32 x 1200 x 1600 x 60 x 2 = 9.2MBytes/sec

    So, our visualization studio, was pushing about 9.2MB/sec in full color, stereoscopic video which filled the entire range of human vision (sort of like an 3D IMAX theater, but in a conference room). For the tech geeks, the machine was a Sun Ultra80 with 4Gigs of RAM, running Java3D on a Creator3D graphics card. CrystalEyes Goggles, Barco 808s monitors, Extron video adapters, et al... (Notice that I don't call this a "computer", but rather, a "visualization system")

    So, then, we ran applications on the machine, such as stereo-Quake and Sense8. If you run QuakeII as a visual Turing Test, it's very difficult, as the interrigator, to determine between a 'bot contestant, and a human contestant. Anyhow, the point is: a turing test is a test of "to-what-extent" can a person differentiate between the natural and the articial. When the artificial approximates the natural to the point that the human cannot distinguish between the two, the artificial has "passed the test" of indistinguisability.

    Now, I don't know if the University of Chicago is way ahead of other places in the areas of AI, but we considered it fairly commonplace to install an AI or a Turing Machine to perform certain types of tasks. Moreover, I was taught that, despite common concensus to the contrary, a number of the major network channels, movie studios, and universities had a variety of AI bots up and running, already...

    It has long been known in the AI community that get anywhere near passing the TT, a bot would need what is known as "world knowledge".

    Maybe in those high-falutin ivy league AI communities, but not in the Chicago school of thought... If the test is kept short enough, "real world" knowledge isn't needed. Case in point: Carson Daly's 'bot doesn't need world knowledge, as long as the bot keeps the conversation focused on the top 40 music charts. Every time a caller asks MTV or an affiliated station for a song to played, and doesn't realize that they've just listened to a 'bot on the radio, or watched a 'bot on the telvision, the AI has passed a turing test.

    To build world knowledge, you need memory approximately the capacity of the human brain: estimated to be the order of a petabyte.

    I personally think that number is a low estimate. Consider a person with photographic memory (hypermnesia) who remembers everything (a type of autism, usually)
    9MB/sec * 60s/min * 60min/hour * 12hr/day * 365days/yr = 140TB/yr ~ 1.5PB/decade

    And that's from visual stimulation alone. Anyhow, Goggle search engine lists that it has about 3 billion web pages... if you go out on a limb, and agree that each web page is about 1kb in size, then that puts Goggle at about 3TB of information... about 1% of a human brain, perhaps? And that's just Google. The entire internet may well approximate a petabyte. My point is that a web-bot or google-bot would be a success-oriented strategy for coding a modern day 'bot which could pass a turing test. Hardware may very well already be available for AIs, but the hardware is distributed, and would require a distributed architecture (which may be as simple as internet-searching capabilities, built onto a quake-server.).

    Anyhow, good post & nice points.

    ps. and, yes, nearly everybody working on the project was a long-haired computer geek.

  109. Re:Those oncology phonies have been promising a cu by oblom · · Score: 1

    You are talking about eldery males developing prostate cancer, and I'm talking about young women with breast cancer that have undergone:
    - surgery
    - radioactive theraphy
    - chemotherapy
    - more chemotherapy
    - more chemotheraphy
    - and more, and more ...

    And after 10 years die from metastasis in lungs. And they don't just die in a minute. It takes a week to slowly pass away. And all you can do is sit day and night near the bed, wonder when it will end and hope that morphine does the job.

    The wonderful advances that you mention work with a lot of ifs (early detection, prevention, particular form of cancer). And yes, it's good that doctors have learnt about diffirent forms of cancer. But the fact remains -- most cancers in their advanced form are uncurable.

    That's the difference between reading something in the paper and seeing it with your own eyes.

  110. I wish I had mod points by revery · · Score: 1

    Just wanted you to know that yours is one of the funniest comments I have ever read.

    1. Re:I wish I had mod points by Rastan_B2 · · Score: 1

      ta, I started reading all of Dave Barrys columns, after the article on /. and now have decided to try and boost ye olde karma...

  111. If it walks like a duck... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    quacks like a duck,
    flies like a duck,
    and for all practical purposes it is a duck,
    but it is made in Japan by Sony.

    I say it is not a duck, it is a machine, a robot, whatever, but it is comparable to the duck.

    You'll have to get the best of this Leibnitz guy to convince me that a machine can not have for all practical puposes human-like intellectual capabilities.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
    1. Re:If it walks like a duck... by jcast · · Score: 1

      ``For all practical purposes human like intellectual capabilities'' yes. But the Turing Test doesn't constrain the problem to practical intelligence-testing questions. Consider: What happens if the computer is asked ``what is your birthday?'' It can lie, or give away that it's not a computer.

      --
      There are reasons why democracy does not work nearly as well as capitalism.
      -- David D. Friedman
  112. The computer is pretty dumb ... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    .... but it plays chess better than you.

    If the computer will pass the moves to a "Real Person"[tm] without you noticing, there is practically absolutely no way for you to know that who is moving is the computer, not the bunch of meat in front of you.

    In many narrow fields computers are taking decisions today that used to be taken by humans.

    If it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck and flies like a duck I don't care if it was made in Japan by Sony or if it hatched from an egg.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  113. I hate to admit this but it�s true by purplejacket · · Score: 1

    Here's my story in the form of an email I sent out to a bunch of friends.

    Hi folks. Here's from the "I hate to admit this but it's true" department. You guys may have noticed the buzz about the Loebner competition lately, an attempt at a yearly Turing Test, much quagmired in controversy and maligned by Minsky. Here is my discovery:

    A.L.I.C.E.

    I wanted to see the state of the art of AI so I had a converstion with A.L.I.C.E. for well over an hour (i.e. more than sixty minutes), thinking A.L.I.C.E. was doing some kind of analysis of my conversation, stupid though it was. I mean, I put a lot of thought into what I told and asked the thing. I gave it URLs, I ignored its bad grammar. I even said please and was polite to the thing. Here is what I later found out:

    (Note that Richard Wallace is the creator of A.L.I.C.E.)

    ********* The following excerpted from artificial stupidity:

    In keeping with Wallace's reputation for eccentricity, the article -- which is mostly about A.I. and the Turing test -- contains a long and dense discussion of a recent court case that resulted in a restraining order being issued against him at the behest of a former close friend. I found that odd, but his discussion of his ALICE philosophy was cogent and interesting, and it held implications for what the Loebner competition's continued existence could signify, behind all the ongoing foofooraw.

    Wallace's theory of A.I. is no theory at all. It's not that he doesn't believe in artificial intelligence, per se; rather, he doesn't much believe in intelligence, period. In a way that oddly befits a contest sponsored by a bunch of Skinnerians, Wallace's ALICE program is based strictly on a stimulus-response model. You type something in, if the program recognizes what you typed, it picks a clever, appropriate, "canned" answer.

    There is no representation of knowledge, no common-sense reasoning, no inference engine to mimic human thought. Just a very long list of canned answers, from which it picks the best option. Basically, it's Eliza on steroids.

    Conversations with ALICE are "stateless"; that is, the program doesn't remember what you say from one conversational exchange to the next. Basically it's not listening to a word you say, it's not learning a thing about you, and it has no idea what any of its own utterances mean. It's merely a machine designed to formulate answers that will keep you talking. And this strategy works, Wallace says, because that's what people are: mindless robots who don't listen to each other but merely regurgitate canned answers.

  114. Re:Those oncology phonies have been promising a cu by Lurkingrue · · Score: 1

    You said "cancer", not "advanced-to-the-point-of-no-return-breast cancer". There's a difference. I wasn't talking about any one cancer, but the whole syndrome in general.

    Fortunately, few people get breast cancer, and in most cases, those who get it survive -- unlike AIDS, which you mentioned.

    And, to act like there's been no progress battling cancer because "advanced" cancer is often incurable is not helpful -- almost ANY disease in its "advanced form" becomes intractable. That's another reason medicine has made a difference with many cancers -- the emphasis on early detection.

    And, FYI, my mother-in-law has inoperable ovarian cancer. She's somehow managed to survive 5-years post-diagnosis through a combination of luck and experimental therapies. So, not only do I read about it, but I see it every day with my patients and my family.

  115. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 0

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