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Web Site Selling "Earthquake Forecasts"

waytoomuchcoffee writes "The San Francisco Chronicle is running a story on geoForecaster.com, a site that offers 'earthquake forecasts,' for a fee. California is looking into claims that the site is practicing geology without a license."

212 comments

  1. Web server practising geology without a licence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Damn those SCSI drives know how to vibrate

  2. Yeah. by Judeccan · · Score: 3, Funny

    They have a page for Snake-Oil too, I've heard that's a cure-all for gullibility.

    1. Re:Yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually bought some genuine Snake Oil as a cure for gullibility. It worked perfectly and I feel I got my money's worth and more - highly recommended!

    2. Re:Yeah. by Cam+Wheeler · · Score: 1

      Really? Where is this page and how much is this snake oil, I'll pay anything...

    3. Re:Yeah. by squiggleslash · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Gullibility eh? I seriously doubt they have a cure for a condition that isn't even defined in the dictionary!

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    4. Re:Yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha. Here's a funny REAL slashdot thread from a while back. I'm the AC...

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      Re:Yes, a pretty cool book (Score:1)
      by Paradise Pete (paradisePete@fastmail.fm) on Wednesday May 01, @04:02PM (#3445598)
      (User #33184 Info)
      >But hip people who really care about their bodies
      >seek out alternative therapies

      You misspelled gullible.
      [ Reply to This | Parent ]

      Re:Yes, a pretty cool book (Score:0)
      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday May 01, @04:05PM (#3445636)
      What? Is it supposed to read:
      "But hip people who really care about their bodies seek out gullible therapies."
      That doesn't make sense. Are you retarded? Actually I don't even think "gullible" is in the dictionary. Did you check?
      [ Reply to This | Parent ]

      Re:Yes, a pretty cool book (Score:0)
      by Ravendon on Wednesday May 01, @05:52PM (#3446488)
      (User #52608 Info)
      "Actually I don't even think "gullible" is in the dictionary. Did you check?"

      You ARE kidding, right? Want the definition?

      Main Entry: gullible Variant(s): also gullable /'g&-l&-b&l/ Function: adjective Date: 1818 : easily duped or cheated - gullibility /"g&-l&-'bi-l&-tE/ noun - gullibly /'g&-l&-blE/ adverb"
      [ Reply to This | Parent ]

      Re:Yes, a pretty cool book (Score:0)
      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday May 01, @08:34PM (#3447519)
      Yes, I was kidding! And you fell for the oldest (and stupidest) joke in the book! ROFLMAO!!!
      [ Reply to This | Parent ]

    5. Re:Yeah. by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      More info on snake oil. It is real, and it works!

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  3. They have better things to do by Adam9 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They should be looking at PayPal doing bank practices but not being recognized as a bank. I think that'd benefit more people than going after a forecasting site. Though, I have no problems with doing both.

    1. Re:They have better things to do by Velox_SwiftFox · · Score: 1

      IIRC in the Bay area here, there was a scandal a couple years back about an unqualified person serving corporations as a feng shui consultant.

    2. Re:They have better things to do by pyr0 · · Score: 1

      Actually, they don't have better things to do. A bunch of snake-oil salesmen claiming to be able to predict earthquakes is far more important than a silly thing like PayPal. Think of it what would happen if these "geoForecaster" folks falsely predicted a major earthquake would happen, causing all sorts of problems by people freaking out.

      I'm old enough to remember extremely well the time that crackpot (Iben Browning I think his name was?) predicted a major earthquake in the New Madrid seismic zone here in southeast Missouri. The amount of absolute ignorance that caused was astounding. I remember my school going to the great trouble to get *everything* bolted to the walls, and we started having earthquake drills too.

      The bottom line is nobody can predict earthquakes yet, and someone claiming to be able to without publishing their findings in a peer-reviewed journal is just blowing smoke.

  4. Oh no! by JanusFury · · Score: 4, Funny

    California is looking into claims that the site is practicing geology without a license. If you let people practice geology without a license, The terrorists have already won.

    Sounds like typical snake oil salesmen to me. But I wonder, why on earth do you need a license to practice geology?

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    1. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...why on earth do you need a license to practice geology?

      Because if you're not on earth, you're practicing oceanography!

    2. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because if you're not on earth, you're practicing oceanography!

      Or Marsography, provided you can distinguish between feet and metres.

    3. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      But I wonder, why on earth do you need a license to practice geology?

      Same reason you need a license to practice civil engineering in most states.

      Earthquakes are a significant risk in many parts of California. When you're planning a building (e.g., a hotel), both geologists and engineers are important in minimizing the risk to the people using the building.

    4. Re:Oh no! by kcelery · · Score: 1

      even expert cannot predict correctly most of the time, so people would turn to something like oracle for such prediction.

    5. Re:Oh no! by R.Caley · · Score: 5, Funny
      I wonder, why on earth do you need a license to practice geology?

      Beause the lawyers have already won.

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    6. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The point is that the geologist can say: if you build the hotel on site A rather than on site B, you will need a larger amount of earthquake protection in order to comply with state code.

      Geologists cannot predict when earthquakes happen, but in California there are faults of various kinds, including exposed faults. Presumably the depth of bedrock and the type of soil influences how well the shocks propagate.

      These oracular quacks are probably not trying to compete with legitimate geologists, and it may be that California is misapplying the law to put them out of business. But even if this is so, I sure don't feel sorry for them.

    7. Re:Oh no! by azav · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's really simple. We have earthquakes here. Water is a precious resource here. We have floods and landslides here. Land starts burning here after months of no rain. Before building on land, a geological survey must be done to see if it is safe to build because of all of the above. The potential for fraud and exploitation here are rather high.

      If that's not enough to make you not want to move to California, last week I saw gas prices at 2.40 a gallon in San Francisco.

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    8. Re:Oh no! by Thomas+M+Hughes · · Score: 5, Informative
      But I wonder, why on earth do you need a license to practice geology?
      There are plenty of reasons. For example, an insurance company might go to a geologist in order to determine what the premiums should be like for 'earthquake insurance', and if the geologist in question is a complete quack (when they claim to be authoritative), the quack geologist can potentially cost millions of dollars to companies based on figures that they have made up. Or for example, if this site goes and claims that there will be a massive earthquake in the LA area, and millions of people flee the city, bringing the economy to a standstill, and no earthquake occurs, then the non-licensed geologist has done millions of dollars of real damage to the economy. Similarly, if they say "Oh, no earthquake will occur at this point in time" and one does occur, but people planned for one not occuring (not having buildings up to code, people not stocking up on emergency supplies, etc), real damages can also be incurred.

      Now, does this mean that any random person is forbidden from saying something like "My knee is itching, an earthquake is coming soon" without a license? Of course not. The difference is when you claim to be professional, and charge money for that information. It then becomes commerce, and something that can be regulated. Licenses are usually required to show that you at least have some basic knowledge and understanding of the field that an individual or a corporation is proclaiming to be a master of. For example, there are engineering licenses, medical licenses, and so on and so forth, since failure to live up to the expectations of their field can do real damages.

      Now, on the other hand if this website claimed something like "This information is for entertainment purposes only" they might be able to avoid the licensing restrictions, much like telephone pyschics do to some degree. Though, if I recall, Mrs. Cleo recently got nailed for fraud. The point is, the rules change, and you need to be somewhat accountable when you start charging money for your services.
    9. Re:Oh no! by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      The potential for fraud and exploitation here are rather high.

      Doesn't this just mean that if there was no licencing scheme, lots of B Ark candidates who would otherwise end up as scientologists or politicians or lawyers or sports fans etc might end up shredded, crushed and/or toasted.

      I am struggling to see a downside here.

      If that's not enough to make you not want to move to California, last week I saw gas prices at 2.40 a gallon in San Francisco.

      If I'd need a car enough to care about the fuel price, I'm not gonna want to go there in the first place.

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    10. Re:Oh no! by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      For example, an insurance company might go to a geologist [...] and if the geologist in question is a complete quack [...]

      This is not an argument for a licencing scheme, but for recognised qualifications and insurance employees knowing their job well enough to ask someone if they are qualified.

      The important difference being that qualifications are handed out by (in this instance) geologists, licences are handed out by lawyers and beurocrats.

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    11. Re:Oh no! by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 1
      If that's not enough to make you not want to move to California, last week I saw gas prices at 2.40 a gallon in San Francisco.


      And MUNI, that's still a dollar, right?
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    12. Re:Oh no! by tapin · · Score: 1
      And MUNI, that's still a dollar, right?
      Not for long. Sorry.
    13. Re:Oh no! by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 1

      $1.25. Still cheaper than gas.

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    14. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the CA government website:

      BUSINESS AND PROFESSIONS CODE
      SECTION 7810-7825

      7810. The Board for Geologists and Geophysicists is within the
      department and is subject to the jurisdiction of the department.
      Except as provided in this section, the board shall consist of eight
      members, five of whom shall be public members, two of whom shall be
      geologists, and one of whom shall be a geophysicist

      7811. Each member of the board shall be a citizen of the United
      States, shall be at least 30 years of age, and shall have been a
      resident of this state for at least five years immediately preceding
      his appointment. Each of the first appointed geologist members of
      the board shall have at least 12 years active experience and shall be
      a qualified geologist; each subsequent geologist member of the board
      shall be a geologist registered under this chapter. The first
      appointed geophysicist member shall have at least 12 years active
      experience and shall be a qualified geophysicist. Each subsequent
      geophysicist member shall be a geophysicist registered under this
      chapter. The board shall include not less than one engineering
      geologist and one petroleum geologist, as determined by the Governor.

    15. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So what?

      You seem to be confusing practice of geology in general with officially licensed work. There is a difference, one that lawyers, the professions, and wimpering "the sky is falling" fools like yourself seem to lack the intellectual capacity to compare and understand. Instead, you regulate and push out competitors through professional regulation.

      If someone wants to forcast something, LET THEM. They shouldn't need a license for it, and they shouldn't be prevented from doing so and releasing their info or "services" (whatever they be worth, if anything at all) to the public.

      None of these prevents you, land developers, or the general public from going to licensed geologists for survey, land use, and other matters that you mention; if that be a criteria for use, make it so they have to go to officially licensed persons. But that also does not mean you must exclude hobbyists or someone who may not be.

      Instead, you stupidly confuse the matter, saying that the public is too stupid to know (despite you making no attempt to educate them) the differences between a licensed professional and someone speculating (educatedly or not, you put them both down).

      I don't see why someone can't have a site up like this, unlicensed. As long as they are not stating that they are licensed, I don't see what the problem is. I wouldn't put any stock in what they say, but I also wouldn't get in their way either.

      But hey, you think you're too dumb so you must be protected from nonlicensees. Go figure.

    16. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The key part of this is that they are charging for their prediction services. In other words, they are operating as a geologic consulting firm. Under CA state law, such consultants must be registered (that is, licensed) geologists.

    17. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, let's say you want to put up an office building or apartment complex. You'd like it to stand up for a while, instead of having expansive clay soil crack the foundation, watch the whole thing slide down the hill, or have it split in two when the fault line you didn't know about decides to readjust things. Who you gonna call? Licensed Geologists! When it's an issue of human safety, you better make damn sure about the qualifications of the person doing the work. That's what licensing is all about.

  5. What? by connsmythe96 · · Score: 1

    Practicing geology without a license?? That's a joke, right?

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  6. Damn, not FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would have gotten FP if my proxy wasn't so slow.

    That's right bitches, PROXY! You will never silence me!
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  7. Wow, how cruel. by Sheetrock · · Score: 1

    For some reason, this reminds me of the commercials for news where they go, "There's something in the hamburger, news at 11".

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  8. Re:My NUTZZZZZ! by TiMac · · Score: 1
    Are they going to make the Earth move? I wonder if that site predicts that type of Earthquake...

    :)

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  9. Same problem in new zealand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I had exactly the same problem here in NZ. My father consulted for mining groups for several years, and was caught for practicing without a license. While he was as trained as anyone working in the field, the fines (based on his income for the previous decade) were enough to destroy his business.

    It sucks

    1. Re:Same problem in new zealand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Its a form of big-business protectionism to prevent from having to compete with smaller businesses. When a field starts growing, the existing businesses lobby the government to create a license-based system, usually with the reason that its just to prevent fraud. Unfortunately, this argument is sometimes valid - fraudsters DO try to make money selling 'snake oil' services in a field. So while the intentions may sometimes be partially good (i.e. to protect customers from fraudsters), the end result usually seems to be that the licensing system functions (purposefully) as a market entry barrier to smaller businesses, who may not be able to afford these overheads, especially as they are not established and thus also need to spend more on marketing.

      Its always difficult to start or run a business when there are established larger firms, and these licensing systems provide additional protection for the established firms.

      Expect that the same thing may happen to software development. Just imagine Microsoft lobbying the government to create a system in which only "licensed" companies may create operating systems - or more frighteningly, may create any software at all.

  10. So, what did they do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Shit, thats easy. Just teather Anna Nicole Smith. 100% foolproof.

  11. Just a 2.5... by $$$$$exyGal · · Score: 5, Funny

    I forecast that this company will go out of business at 2.5 on the Enron scale.

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    1. Re:Just a 2.5... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That'll be $25.

  12. Every time I blow a load... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...into CmdrTaco's eye, it registers a 9.9999999999999999999 on the richter scale

  13. Say what? by MsWillow · · Score: 4, Informative

    "practicing geology without a license"?!? Does that mean that the local rock & mineral club, of which I'm a member, could be violating laws when we go out and study the local terrain, searching for specimens?

    I'm glad I don't live in California. I'd hate to learn that my checking the webicorders could be illegal.

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    1. Re:Say what? by the+gnat · · Score: 1

      Remember, this is the state with the People's Republic of Berkeley.

      Actually, I visited there several weeks ago to look at the grad school (which I will probably attend). I knew it was Berkeley because all of us recruits got free coupons for fair trade organic coffee. When I mentioned this to my host, he said there had been a city ordinance on the ballot to mandate a fine and jail time for any vendor selling coffee that was not fair trade, organic, and shade grown. (It failed, but more than 30% voted for it.)

      JAIL TIME. FOR COFFEE. Jesus.

    2. Re:Say what? by printman · · Score: 1

      It would be if you took money for the results of your studying...

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    3. Re:Say what? by pyr0 · · Score: 1

      "Does that mean that the local rock & mineral club, of which I'm a member, could be violating laws when we go out and study the local terrain, searching for specimens?"

      Absolutely not. However, if you were running a *commercial* mining operation and hired geologist who were either not licensed, or were not in the process of taking the appropriate tests to become licensed, you would be in trouble.

      "I'm glad I don't live in California."

      As far as I know, damn near all states require professional geologist to be licensed. The shitty thing is that there is no standardized exam yet, so being licensed in one state may not be good enough if you get a job in another state. I considered taking the Missouri test, because it is compatible with a few other states, but it costs a lot of money and was going to be more trouble than it's worth for me right now.

    4. Re:Say what? by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      because all of us recruits got free coupons for fair trade organic coffee.

      What's wrong with that? The coffee is free, isn't harmful to the environment, and some coffee farmer got a fair deal. The coffee still costs the same as a non-organic, non-fair-trade cup anywhere at Starbucks or the gas-station. It's a good deal.

      The coffee measure was really stupid. I personally buy free-trade, organic coffee on a regular basis, and everyone I know voted against the measure.

      I've been in Berkeley for 3 years (SF for 6 years before that). Most of the bad press you see is exaguration and hype, and it's not really relevant outside the University, Telegraph Ave, and nearby neighborhoods.

      However, if you're attending school at UCB and you get to go outside once in a while, you will be in the midst of it all. It can be very entertaining.

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  14. Is this for real? by revmoo · · Score: 4, Interesting
    "practicing geology without a license"????

    Is that a joke or what, I am astounded that there is a law against someone "practicing geology without a license", I'm interested, what does it take to get a "geology license", how much does it cost? What if someone in japan hosted a site predicting earthquakes in california, what then? This whole thing seems rather bizarre to me.

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    1. Re:Is this for real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't predict earthquakes.

      Now do you get it?

    2. Re:Is this for real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you can't, but I can. For I am the mighty John Travolta. Tremble, mortal!

    3. Re:Is this for real? by PerryMason · · Score: 3, Funny

      I cant actually remember how much it cost, but I picked up my geology license when I got a license for my pet fish.....

      .....Eric the 'alibut.

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    4. Re:Is this for real? by the_cowgod · · Score: 5, Informative

      California Business & Professions Code Section 7841:

      7841. An applicant for registration as a geologist shall have all
      the following qualifications:
      (a) Not have committed any acts or crimes constituting grounds for
      denial of licensure under Section 480.
      (b) Meet one of the following educational requirements fulfilled
      at a school or university whose geological curricula meet criteria
      established by rules of the board:
      (1) Graduation with a major in geology.
      (2) Completion of 30 semester units in geological science courses
      leading to a major in geology, of which at least 24 units are in the
      third or fourth year, or graduate courses.
      (c) Have at least seven years of professional geological work
      which shall include either a minimum of three years of professional
      geological work under the supervision of a registered geologist or a
      registered civil or petroleum engineer, except that prior to July 1,
      1970, professional geological work shall qualify under this
      subdivision if it is under the supervision of a qualified geologist
      or a registered civil or petroleum engineer, or a minimum of five
      years' experience in responsible charge of professional geological
      work. Professional geological work does not include routine
      sampling, laboratory work, or geological drafting.
      Each year of undergraduate study in the geological sciences shall
      count as one-half year of training up to a maximum of two years, and
      each year of graduate study or research counts as a year of training.

      Teaching in the geological sciences at college level shall be
      credited year for year toward meeting the requirement in this
      category, provided that the total teaching experience includes six
      semester units per semester, or equivalent if on the quarter system,
      of third or fourth year or graduate courses.
      Credit for undergraduate study, graduate study, and teaching,
      individually, or in any combination thereof, shall in no case exceed
      a total of four years towards meeting the requirement for at least
      seven years of professional geological work as set forth above.
      The ability of the applicant shall have been demonstrated by the
      applicant having performed the work in a responsible position, as the
      term "responsible position" is defined in regulations adopted by the
      board. The adequacy of the required supervision and experience shall
      be determined by the board in accordance with standards set forth in
      regulations adopted by it.
      (d) Successfully pass a written examination that incorporates a
      national examination for geologists created by a nationally
      recognized entity approved by the board, and a supplemental
      California specific examination. The California specific examination
      shall test the applicant's knowledge of state laws, rules and
      regulations, and of seismicity and geology unique to practice within
      this state. The board shall use the national examination on or
      before June 30, 2000.

    5. Re:Is this for real? by The+Tyro · · Score: 1


      You must be a looney!

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    6. Re:Is this for real? by SoVi3t · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What the hell? People can't have a criminal record, lol? Are their people getting out of prison saying "I can't wait to do some illegal geological studies!"?

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    7. Re:Is this for real? by Velox_SwiftFox · · Score: 1

      And it goes on for a while after that, to eventually state the rewatd for being a registered geologist:

      (b) Each specialty geologist certified under this chapter may, upon certification, obtain a seal of the design authorized by the board bearing the registrant's name, number of his certificate and the legend "certified specialty geologist. "

      So the question would seem to be, is this company fraudulently displaying a certificate with the legend "certified specialty geologist"? How exactly does this forbid practicing geology without a license?

    8. Re:Is this for real? by the_cowgod · · Score: 2, Informative

      From what this says, it sounds like anyone who wants to "practice or offer to practice geology or geophysics for others", is required to register. In other words, you can practice geology, you just can't sell your services to the public without a license. Though the penalty seems relatively minor.

    9. Re:Is this for real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if someone in japan hosted a site predicting earthquakes in california, what then?

      The whole country will get nuked of course.

    10. Re:Is this for real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consider that this might prevent future Bre-X scandals... i.e. Geologists that are caught committing fraud in the past would not be able to continue to do so as a licensed geo.

    11. Re:Is this for real? by njchick · · Score: 1
      An applicant for registration as a geologist shall have all the following qualifications:
      ...
      (c) Have at least seven years of professional geological work ...
      At least seven years of "practicing geology" without license?
    12. Re:Is this for real? by Cyno01 · · Score: 1
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    13. Re:Is this for real? by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

      I'd guess that'd be seven years of practicing geology where a license isn't required (another state/country) or someone who'd been practicing geology for seven years at the time this law was enacted.

  15. Whats the big deal? by atarrri · · Score: 3, Funny

    You people act like you've never seen a scam before.

    1. Re:Whats the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You people act like you've never seen a scam before.

      Yeah, but they're usually advertising a big one, not predicting a big one.

  16. YOU ARE A TERRORIST... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...if you practice geology without a license. How many children have to die in earthquakes before you allow forecasters to do their jobs?

  17. MOD PARENT DIAGONALLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I care a lot.
    Someone has to.

  18. What's that category again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a big foot stomping down.

    The caption reads, "It's funny. Laugh."

    It's Funny. Laugh.

  19. licence to geologize by atarrri · · Score: 1

    "California is looking into claims that the site is practicing geology without a license." claims? there is no such thing as a geology licese! kind of wish there was a licence necessary for programming though...

    1. Re:licence to geologize by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Um, yes, there is. They have it in Texas too, as seen here.

      Does it really strike besides me as not being that odd a thing? Consider how many earthquakes California has been through... does it really seem nonsensical that they would only want people who can prove they know what they are talking about saying that they may or may not be able to predict earthquakes?

      Kierthos

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  20. I predict ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Funny
    an earthquake somewhere along the Pacific rim, between a 2 and 12 on the Richter scale, sometime this year.

    Be sure to send me your credit card information so you can be billed the $9.95 you owe me for this information.

    1. Re:I predict ... by PurpleFloyd · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can't pay you with a credit card, but would you be interested in a share of $20 million dollars from my friend, the deposed Nigerian dictator? All you have to do is give me your bank account number and PIN, I'll handle the rest. How does $1 million US sound?

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    2. Re:I predict ... by spacedx · · Score: 1

      +4 Funny? This joke is sooooooooooooooo old!

  21. This is a good thing... by Sanity · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ...people need to realize that many of the people wearing white coats these days are really just hyped-up snake-oil salesmen.

    Unfortunately, the reality is increasingly that many in the scientific profession achieve success by attracting public attention, the public often being a poor judge of true innovation. Why? Because if you aren't making wild claims, CNN just doesn't care, and how does a Professor that has made a genuine contribution to their field compete with an idiot that is on CNN every second day?

    There are those that have made a career out of telling the media what they want to hear. People who gladly accept publicity even when their self-aggrandization hurts serious research in their field.

    For the perfect example, learn a little about the career of Kevin Warwick, the UK's foremost pseudo-scientist.

    Science and academia are increasingly a joke. For some time now, it has been more about public image than genuine contribution to the human understanding of the world around them.

    1. Re:This is a good thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First of all, a lot of scientists would doubtless be pretty frustrated with your opinion.

      That's not to say that in academia there isn't a very powerful drive to publish -- and sometimes this does divert attention from the best science, but that hardly justifies your hand wringing assessment. At least scientific progress doesn't appear to be hampered by its supposed current pitiful state.

      As for pseudo-science: don't confuse real science and pseudo-science. There have always been, and always will be, pseudo-scientists trying to take advantage of an ill-informed public. Little has changed in this respect over the decades, and before that "science" as a discipline didn't exist. Most scientists conduct themselves with the greatest diligence, and those who don't are shunned from the community. In general, people who make sweeping poorly reasoned and inadequately justified claims (such as those in your comment), are typically not scientists.

      You ask rhetorically how some professor can make genuine contributions to his/her field with idiots grandstanding on CNN. The answer is that, for the most part, the idiot on CNN is entirely irrelevant to that professor's research. In short, contributions are made the same way they were ever made: through careful, time consuming research, published in reputable journals of the field.

      Don't forget that for every media monkey who calls him/her self a scientist, there are thousands of unsung scientists quietly solving complex, subtle, and important problems in their labs and offices.

      Really, the pursuit of science has come a very long way over the ages. What you may be noticing now is that mass media makes it even easier for a popular pseudo-scientist to get a lot of publicity, instantly, with a pitiful level of analysis. It may also relate to the fact that there are more people who could well be classified as "scientists" than likely at any other time in histoy, so there's more room for loons. Finally, it is common to think that things are worse today than they were yesterday, but progress really is being made. Of course, the slow-and-steady stream of research won't make the front page of the USA Today, and the public will remain uninformed.

      - Anonymous Coward

    2. Re:This is a good thing... by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      Science and academia are increasingly a joke.

      How about rephrasing that this way:

      Science reporting in the mainstream media [is] increasingly a joke.

      The work of honest and legitimate scientists is misquoted, misrepresented, and overstated daily even by supposedly 'serious' media outlets. Toss in a handful of publicity-hungry quacks and other pseudoscientists, and it's no wonder that some people perceive all of science as comical, if not fraudulent.

      Very few scientists are interested in their public image beyond earning the respect of their peers, which I think is probably a sound motivation that results in good work. Stating that science and academia are a joke because of a few self-aggrandizing egomaniacs and the odd well-meaning fool (both can be found in any field) is like saying that everyone who plays Quake is a bottled-up serial killer waiting to blow up his high school.

      Unfortunately, the media have chosen to tell us only about the most extreme representatives of any field, science included. Learning about the world of science from CNN is akin to learning about computer technology by watching Hackers.

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  22. I Predict... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The next earthquake will originate from their server room.

  23. Igneous? No wait, Stalagmite? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suddenly you need a license to look at rocks?

    "That's igneous right there.. no wait... yeah.. or at least I'm pretty sure... "

    Stalagmite or stalactite?

  24. In related news... by arvindn · · Score: 4, Funny
    CmdrTaco plans to sell forecasts of upcoming server outages all over the world to subscribers for as little as $9.99/month.

    slashdot.org has received a warning from regulators who have alleged that the service is a sham and amounts to wilful Denial Of Service attacks.

    1. Re:In related news... by hburch · · Score: 1

      CmdrTaco is practicing informatics without a license! CmdrTaco has let the terrorists already win!

  25. From the FAQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    How are the forecasts done?

    Our proprietary methodology is based on a combination of published research and our own in-house research, which has been under development for the past three decades. We use a multitude of techniques to derive our forecasts and take a global approach in our models. There is simply no way to accurately and reliably forecast earthquakes using a single methodology.

    Meaning, there is simply no way to accurately and reliably forecast earthquakes at all.

    1. Re:From the FAQ by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Meaning, there is simply no way to accurately and reliably forecast earthquakes at all.

      There is, it's done in Japan. They can predict earthquakes with relatively high accuracy a good 15 seconds before they happen...

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  26. Do it Yourself by blair1q · · Score: 2, Interesting


    The NEIC gives you all the data you need to predict your own Earthquake as accurately as any other internet-diploma geologist.

  27. That's like... by SoSueMe · · Score: 4, Funny
    Recent forecasts included one giving a 40 percent probability of a magnitude-2 to-3.2 earthquake last week in the Los Angeles area.

    The area experiences about 1,000 quakes a year, making such a forecast a near-sure thing. There have been several magnitude-2 quakes within the last week inside the 50-mile perimeter geoForecaster Inc. uses to score the validity of its forecasts.

    That's like living in Vancouver or Seattle and paying for a weather forcast that tells you it's going to rain.
    1. Re:That's like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I predict it's going to be warm this summer...I want my money.

    2. Re:That's like... by spun · · Score: 1

      I used to live in Seattle when I was a kid. I used to joke about how the TV weather was actually pre-recorded, because it seemed like it was always, "Partly cloudy with low fog in the morning, followed by partial clearing, with scattered showers in the afternoon." If you said that on any given day, odds were you would get at least three of four predictions right.

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  28. MOD PARENT DOWN: -1. Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NEVER tell nerds they are wrong. Remember, they can't handle reality: it's all in their head.

  29. For all of the "Why license geologists?" people... by kearneyj · · Score: 4, Informative
    http://www.asbog.org/Licensure.htm

    Sounds like this is geared more towards professional geologists than amateurs.

  30. Licensing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    So get a realty license, so they can show and sell land.

    They're just going to be showing land which is here, and will be over there on a certain date...

    1. Re:Licensing by SoSueMe · · Score: 1
      I read the first part of this as:
      "So get a reality license..."

      and thought
      "We can use a few of those around here"
  31. California Board of Registration for G&G by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The Board of Registration for Geologists and Geophysicists examines and licenses geologists and geophysicists and certifies engineering geologists and hydrogeologists in California. Members do not receive a salary. These positions do not require Senate confirmation."

  32. In addition to IANAL... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... we'll need to say IANAG, if California
    cracks down on them for not being geologists.

    1. Re:In addition to IANAL... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we'll need to say IANAG

      Or, you mean IANALG?

      I am not a licensed geologist.

  33. dammit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great this was my last hope for getting rid of the liberals in San Franpsycho. Oh well atleast I'll know when to buy my beachfront property in Sacramento.

  34. Any who coerce to contract is breaking the law by AnonymousCowheard · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It is unconstitutional to force another into a contractual agreement that violates their Constitution. I hold in my hands the Constitution of the United States of America. Look into the founding of the United States...WE ARE RECOGNIZED OF HAVING CERTAIN UNALIENABLE RIGHTS. Here comes the 10th Ammendment, stating that all rights not enumerated by the Constitution are reserved by the States (not State Government) or to the people ("the people" is an institution/organization: corpus corpus et al). Then here comes the unlawful ratification of the 14th Ammendment, stating that your rights are granted and are revokable as being a "citizen of the United States".

    California is looking into claims that the site is practicing geology without a license."

    The "state of California" appears to think that it owns earthquake waves and considers itself the granted entity to contract the study of earthquake waves. If that is true, then I'll be the first to issue a license to anyone that desires to harvest cheese on the moon.

    After the unlawful ratification of the 14th Ammednment, the Constitution conclusivly comemorates that we:

    "have certain unalienable rights reserved to the States or to "the people"...[that are not any more unalienable, they are granted by us after our long Revolutionary War to secure such, and we will revoke any rights as we see fit: including and not limited to your previously reserved right to forecast our earthquake waves without our permission]."

    They already took your right of unresricted travel, as secured by the 10th Ammendment. They already regulate your freedom of speech over the internet; say somthing the FCC church or the ICANN church didn't allow you to say and they will terminate such. The "state of California" doesn't allow freedom of the press of earthquake waves and has claimed ownership of its territorial earthquake waves.

    Is anyone still enjoying taking it up their a$$?

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    1. Re:Any who coerce to contract is breaking the law by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      California is looking into claims that the site is practicing geology without a license."

      The "state of California" appears to think that it owns earthquake waves and considers itself the granted entity to contract the study of earthquake waves. If that is true, then I'll be the first to issue a license to anyone that desires to harvest cheese on the moon.

      The "state of California" also appears to think that it owns the human body. Wow, after this, I don't think I'm going to go to anybody who's a licensed doctor, lawyer, or teacher.

    2. Re:Any who coerce to contract is breaking the law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you were to take your own advice, you might live longer.

    3. Re:Any who coerce to contract is breaking the law by PurpleFloyd · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Jesus Christ, you're paranoid. The purpose of licensing professional geologists is so that some dishonest buisiness doesn't get the CEO's brother who took an 'Intro to Geology' course at the local community college to certify something as being built on geologically stable ground.

      Believe it or not, a lot of different factors go into choosing a site for a major building. One of them is the stability of the ground. It's generally considered a Bad Idea to put 50 story highrise buildings on loose gravel. Thus, you need a geologist to conduct a survey and figure out whether the ground can support the weight of your planned construction. If you don't take that step, your new building might start looking like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

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    4. Re:Any who coerce to contract is breaking the law by themo0c0w · · Score: 2, Informative

      You obviously don't no a thing about the law, as is aparent from your post.

      First off, the "unalienable rights" you are quoting comes from the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution. The Tenth Ammendment states, "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people."

      Secondly, how can an amendment to the Constitution be unconstitutional? By definition it is part of the document and hence the supreme law of the land. Also, if you knew anything about law or government, you'd know that the 10th ammendment was placed as an appeasement to the states during the ratification of the Constitution. It has seen little or no use since the Civil War.

      Next off, the state of California has made no claims to owning earthquake waves. Anyone can study earthquakes and geology to their hearts content and publish said reseach. However, the moment you begin trading your reseach and expertise for profit, the state of California has reserved the right to regulate that commerce. There is ample precedent for this in the law: lawyers, engineers, and doctors all have certifications they must pass before they can practice their profession. This is the guarntee the state gives its citizens that when they go out and get advice from a professional, they are getting someone with real credentials. Also, note that this is governed by the states and the states' constitutions, not the US Constitution.

      Next time, know WTF you are talking about before you go trolling. Please don't compare rational laws and law-making to an Orwellian dictatorship.

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    5. Re:Any who coerce to contract is breaking the law by mbstone · · Score: 1

      Dude, buy or build onto a house in Malibu and you are going to want a -licensed- geologist to sign off on whether or not your house will survive the next mudslide, or whether it will become mud. The county building department will also insist on this.

  35. You don't need a license by eclectro · · Score: 3, Funny


    to practice geology. Only a head full of rocks.

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  36. look at all these alleged rocks by Rhinobird · · Score: 1

    Not being a liscenced geologist, I guess I can't say "look at all the rocks". They are merely alleged rocks until a state certifed geologist can certify my findings. California is weird, and everyday it seems like there is more crap to pile onto the compost heap of weirdness.

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  37. A better website idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was once investigated for practicing gynecology on a website.

    1. Re:A better website idea by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      I copied+pasted the definitions that may have applied more correctly to the premise of law

      Demonstrating you're a pussy doesn't classify as "practicing gynecology", Anonymous Coward.

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    2. Re:A better website idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But getting a famous pussy like you to reply is. Now I'm an internet proctologist too. Thanks for expanding my practice. That's $42.50 for finding your head where the sun don't shine.

  38. My dog practices without a license... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    My dog got freaky one day and hid under my desk for no apparent reason. Later, there was a small earthquake. Ever since, I've been issuing 'Brown Alerts' (her fur is brown) whenever she hides under the desk.

    I didn't realize that her lack of a license was a reason to discredit her. *sigh* I'm really disappointed.

    1. Re:My dog practices without a license... by TheLink · · Score: 1

      I think her dog license comes bundled with a whole lot of other stuff.

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    2. Re:My dog practices without a license... by krin · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've heard of something like this before, on one of those Animal Planet or Learning Channel shows where they talk about amazing pets or some such.

      If I recall correctly it was a cat though, and a day or two before a rather large Earthquake occured the owner of the cat noticed it was acting really strange. They thought it was sick and took the cat to the vet, which concluded that nothing was wrong with the animal except maybe a little stress.

      They had one of their experts who theorized that animals such as cats and dogs have a sense for these sorts of things, much like how they also can sense when their owner is depressed and try to give a little extra love to them (don't go there sickos).

      It was an interesting theory and one I actually think is at least partially true. Anyone know of any sites that talk about this more?

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    3. Re:My dog practices without a license... by SageLikeFool · · Score: 1

      I am pretty sure Homeland Security uses something similar for the terrorism forcasts.

    4. Re:My dog practices without a license... by epiphani · · Score: 1

      Accually, something that is said to be a very good early warning sign about earthquakes is ULF (ultra-low frequency). Basically, its an electromagnetic wave between 0.5Hz and 5Hz, pulses of extremely low "vibration" normal humans cant hear/feel (unless you're Travolta in the movie Phenomenon).

      The theory is that many animals can feel such vibrations, which can give you a few hours or at most a few days warning about an earthquake. Anyway,
      this site should give you a little more interesting information about ULF/ELF and earthquake prediction.

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    5. Re:My dog practices without a license... by FrostedWheat · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a scene from Red Dwarf:

      Kryten: I suggest switching from blue alert to red alert.
      Cat: Forget red alert, let go up all the way to brown alert!
      Kryten: There's no such thing as brown alert.
      Cat: You won't be saying that in a minute. Just don't say I didn't alert you!

    6. Re:My dog practices without a license... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Thta was exactly why this was called "Brown Alert". I thought it was bitterly ironic given that my dog's not a cat. ;)

    7. Re:My dog practices without a license... by spun · · Score: 1

      On any given day, some cat somewhere is going to act freaky and skittish. If, on that day, no earthquake occurs, it was just a cat being freaky and skittish and no on bothers to comment. If an earthquake does occur, people will think back and say, "Hey, Moggie was acting all weird right before this! She must have known!"

      Post hoc ergo propter hoc.

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  39. I believe the correct term is "DER" by erik+umenhofer · · Score: 3, Informative

    Anyone who has any basic knowledge of geology can predict where an earthquake is to occur. Siesmic gaps, the frequency of large quakes along specific fault zones, the actual types of fault zones. Facts: Large earthquakes occur along sliping faults like Western American coast. Larger quakes occur along subduction zones, where the plates slide under each other, such as lower north america, japan and northern india. We know where this stuff happens. It's just a matter of when. San Francisco is 10 years overdue for a magnitude 6-9. I've got my flashlights and water!

    1. Re:I believe the correct term is "DER" by blincoln · · Score: 1

      IMO, this is kind of misleading.

      The way my geology professor put it was this:

      Using statistics, it's possible to predict that - for example - next year around X number of people will die in highway accidents in Washington State. However, that doesn't mean that it's possible to predict exactly when and where those accidents will take place. Sometimes X will be higher, and sometimes lower, depending on other variables.

      Similarly, it's possible to build up statistics about the average frequency of earthquakes for a given area. This will give you data like "there is generally a large-scale earthquake in the Seattle area once every 50 years." This doesn't mean that there is guaranteed to be an earthquake every 50 years, or even every 40-60.

      Part of the reason that earthquakes are so unpredictable is that (contrary to popular belief) they aren't caused by a long-term build up of pressure along the fault line. They happen when the plates suddenly catch on each other, then break free.

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  40. Let's test them scientifically by Dominic_Mazzoni · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm skeptical, but it seems to me as if they've made it easy to test the accuracy of their claims. All we need is for one person to subscribe to their service, record all of their predictions for a few weeks, then compare it to public earthquake data from USGS.

    Be sure to check that they don't change any of their data after the fact - i.e. that their archive of past forecasts really does match what they predicted. Also, make sure that the "updates" they make to each forecast aren't too dramatic - if the forecast says that there'll be an earthquake here in one week, but tomorrow the forecast says it will actually be 300 miles away from here, then it's a lot less useful as a resource.

    Reading through their site, they certainly don't show many of the typical warning signs of a scam. Sure, it would be nice if they published their methodology, but it doesn't really matter. We can test the accuracy of their system as a "black box" without their cooperation, simply by comparing their forecasts to reality.

    That said, here are my main concerns:

    1. They claim 90% accuracy of earthquakes magnitude 6.5 and higher. Their sample period is three years - how many 6.5+ earthquakes have there been since 2000? Also, does this mean that of all earthquakes that did happen, they predicted them with 90% accuracy, or that of the earthquakes they forecast, they were 90% accurate? With the latter interpretation, they wouldn't be penalized for earthquakes they didn't forecast at all.

    2. They give themselves a near-perfect score if they underestimate the magnitude of an earthquake. Is this reasonable? Should they get credit for forecasting a 2.5-3.5 earthquake if a 5.5 hits? Or a 7.5?

    3. After the first time they forecast an event (up to a year in advance!) they update their prediction daily. After the predicted time window has passed, do they score themselves based on the most recent prediction, or based on the first prediction? One could imagine that their methodology really does work - but only two days in advance. To make it seem like they can predict much farther in advance, they just make up random predictions and update them daily, changing the closest random prediction two days before a "real" prediction says an event will occur.

    1. Re:Let's test them scientifically by epiphani · · Score: 1

      Lets assume this company is doing the prediction through
      ELF/ULF electromagnetic monitoring. According to some things I've read (see link), the bigger the earthquake, the longer and louder the ELF/ULF warning signs. That would probably be why they claim 90% accuracy for those over 6.

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  41. Hmm. by JWyner · · Score: 1

    Maybe Low Beam... er, Gray Davis, can get some money out of them to fix up our budget.

    *sigh* He'll probably just advance them half our budget for forecasts and then wonder where the money went.

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  42. Sucker! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I guess there are indeed suckers born every min...

  43. WTF by DiSKiLLeR · · Score: 1

    WTF. Since when do you need a license to practice geology?

    How soon till i need a license to go take a piss in the toilet?

    No license? Sorry, can't go. Need to renew it first.

    Think its a joke?

    We're practically there already!

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  44. Rainfall and moon position... by httpamphibio.us · · Score: 1

    There was a guy I heard on the radio a couple years ago that used rainfall patterns to predict earthquakes. With the basic logic that the longer a fault lays dormant the bigger the earthquake, he also figured in how much rainfall an area was getting and the position of the moon. Apparently, when the moon is closer to a water soaked area the faults tend to go.

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  45. "Practicing" without a license by tuxedobob · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wonder if the real issue is not that they are practicing geology, in the sense that school science clubs and hobbyists do, but rather in the sense that they are selling their "findings', claim to know what they're doing, and yet don't seem to have any sort of certification, licensing, or references to prove it.

    1. Re:"Practicing" without a license by gene_tailor · · Score: 1

      Yes, exactly. Under CA law, to sell this service, they need to be licensed as professional geologists (just like MDs, engineers, etc)

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  46. Makes sense for Texas too. by nycbrujah · · Score: 1

    Not the earthquake bit. But I understand there's oil to be had in Texas.

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    1. Re:Makes sense for Texas too. by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Boils down to the same thing. They want to insure that the people who are talking about geological matters in areas that are important to the respective states actually know what they are talking about. It's the same with a lot of professions, having to prove a certain minimum competence in the field before being allowed to practice in that field. Doctors, lawyers, etc.

      Kierthos

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  47. You need a licence to do geology now? by wackybrit · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I can understand needing a licence to practice medicine or do brain surgery, because you could kill someone.. or even a licence to be an architect or a lawyer because you could seriously injure or screw people up if you go wrong.

    But doing scientific research into the planet? What is there to screw up there? Measuring some vibrations is hardly life-threatening, even if the quake turns out to be.

    Watch out, they'll make you get a licence to be able to program soon.

    1. Re:You need a licence to do geology now? by LMariachi · · Score: 4, Informative
      The license is required to be a registered geologist. Obviously anyone is allowed to study rocks and even sell the products of their research, just as anyone can get a doctorate from a diploma mill and go around putting "Dr." on their business cards.

      But do you really want just anyone doing geological assays for construction projects? Is that an area in which you want to say "Fuck it, caveat emptor?"

      In that light, it doesn't seem at all ridiculous to license geologists. Not that selling earthquake predictions should necessarily be illegal (aside from existing laws against fraud), but maybe the state is just trying to raise awareness of the difference between a licensed geologist and Joe Shmoe with a rock collection. (Similar to nurses' unions pointing out that a "nurse practitioner" is not held to the same standards as a registered nurse.)

    2. Re:You need a licence to do geology now? by wackybrit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But do you really want just anyone doing geological assays for construction projects? Is that an area in which you want to say "Fuck it, caveat emptor?"

      But do you really want just anyone writing the code that keeps your ATM PIN numbers secure? You could apply the licencing argument to almost every profession.

    3. Re:You need a licence to do geology now? by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      SHH! SHH! Be quiet, man! Just shut up! You'll bring the feds down on the whole lot of us if you don't shut up!

    4. Re:You need a licence to do geology now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure you have a licence to program in this state?

    5. Re:You need a licence to do geology now? by LMariachi · · Score: 1
      Nobody's life is at stake with a compromised ATM PIN. If a building falls down due to faulty geological information (no pun intended) it endangers not only the business that bought the information and its customers, but the general public as well. The state has an interest (some would say duty) to take reasonable measures to protect the lives of the general public.

      Or they could just take a hands-off approach, let the chips fall where they may, and let everything be settled by lawsuits after the fact. Wonder what everyone making comments about how "the greedy lawyers have already won" would feel about that.

    6. Re:You need a licence to do geology now? by wackybrit · · Score: 1

      Nobody's life is at stake with a compromised ATM PIN. If a building falls down due to faulty geological information (no pun intended) it endangers not only the business that bought the information and its customers, but the general public as well. The state has an interest (some would say duty) to take reasonable measures to protect the lives of the general public.

      Fair argument, but I wasn't trying to be overly specific on the ATM PIN thing.

      What about software that models building damage, earthquake impact on buildings, bridge strength, etc? I get the feeling there's no one regulating the development of these applications, even though the lives of hundreds could be at risk.

      One example is the military helicopter that crashed in Scotland a few years ago. The pilot got the blame for ages, but eventually it came out that the software malfunctioned.

    7. Re:You need a licence to do geology now? by LMariachi · · Score: 1
      What about software that models building damage, earthquake impact on buildings, bridge strength, etc? I get the feeling there's no one regulating the development of these applications, even though the lives of hundreds could be at risk.

      That software is used by engineers who need to be licensed to be in the business of building things. They have oversight over the use of the software much as they have oversight over the construction workers who are doing the riveting and welding. The state doesn't need or want to micromanage every little aspect; it simply wants to know that individuals in certain key positions know what they're doing. Apparently geologist is one of those positions, while software engineer and cement mixing guy are not.

      Besides -- and I don't really know much about this -- wouldn't engineering or other "mission-critical" software generally be developed to ISO standards, thus obviating the need for additional special government certifications?

    8. Re:You need a licence to do geology now? by diggitzz · · Score: 1

      Back in the day before computer modeling was the thing to do, the licensed geologists and engineers worked together to determine if a location and type of structure would be compatible for said building.

      Now, they still do that, but there are also licensed geologists and engineers who write the modelling software, and other licensed geologists and engineers who use it. No information has changed hands from one profession to another until they interpret the results of the measurements and simulations they did, and inform whoever's hired them to do these measurements and simulations.

      So, the people handling this aspect are still required to be licensed (most places).

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    9. Re:You need a licence to do geology now? by spun · · Score: 1

      Not to be pedantic, but a nurse practictioner is held to higher standards than a regular nurse. Nurse practitioners have more training, and can do many tasks that would otherwise require a physician, like prescribing drugs. I think you meant "licensed practical nurse." LPNs may only have completed a year of training, and assist Registered Nurses.

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    10. Re:You need a licence to do geology now? by gene_tailor · · Score: 1
      >doing scientific research into the planet

      I see what you're thinking, but that's not the territory we're discussing here. For the purposes of California's Geology Board, licensed geology includes stuff like evaluation of whether it's safe to build on a site near a fault line or landslide-prone area, idenfication and clean up of hazardous contamination of dirt or groundwater, etc. These applications can be at least as life-threatening as what an architect handles.

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  48. Licensing programs are offensive to a free society by billstewart · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Government licensing programs are an attempt by various groups to get the government to give their members a monopoly and interfere with their competition. Occasionally they're done with good intentions, but they're still offensive to a free society. Certification is a different matter - if I'm hiring someone to do something life-threatening or risky, I'd want a skilled professional to do it, and certifications by professional organizations can help me make that decision.

    But governments aren't skilled professionals, they're organizations that threaten to use force on people who disobey them. That may be an appropriate thing to do for stopping rapists and murderers, but it's a highly inappropriate tool for society to use on unlicensed housepainters, or for people who want to operate businesses without paying protection money. Sometimes they're able to hire people who are competent enough to decide who should be licensed, but then sometimes they hire people like the bozos at the Patent Office. The classic argument for why they're necessary is licensing medical professionals - and while they _have_ driven lots of dangerous snake oil peddlers out of business, they've also radically raised the cost of medicine by limiting the supply of approved medical schools, thereby limiting the number of doctors allowed to practice, and by requiring many services to be done by full-scale doctors when a skilled nurse could do most of them just as well, and requiring that people get prescriptions from doctors to buy medicine when they're usually intelligent enough to make their own choices for most normal problems.

    In this case, if the government wants to bust these guys for being a scam that's selling bogus services to the public, that would be perfectly reasonable, but instead they're threatening to bust them for not getting a state shingle on their wall.

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    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  49. YOU ARE A PINK BUNNY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    and we love you so much!

  50. Or just crumble. by nycbrujah · · Score: 1

    Example:
    In 1989 a major earthquake struck the Bay Area. Most remember it for four reasons, the Cypress freeway collapsed, it was pseudo televised on the World Series, a section of the bay bridge collapsed, and the Marina District fell down and burned.
    If I remember correctly, the Marina District was built on unstable ground, and that just amplified the quake waves. I want to say it was built on silt, sand, garbage, or just man filled in for more property.
    So, giving what happened here, I would sure like to make sure the ground I'm building on is geologically stable.
    I'm not a geologist, but I think I'm heading that way given the current state of the tech industry.

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  51. Fair enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep, probably a scam .. but cant they go after all those astrology/psychic/feng shui sites , not to mention all the pyramid sales schemes... those scam are worse cos they rip off people not companies

  52. The Fark school of headline writing =) by Andorion · · Score: 1

    Looks like someone read this recently-posted-on-Fark article and decided to try the headline writing technique out =)

    Coincidentally, that site also mentions Slashdot.

    ~Berj

  53. More information by divide+overflow · · Score: 3, Informative
    Some quick Googling provides:
    • a story from the Southeast Missourian website that features several quotes such as this one from Professor Nicholas Tibbs of the Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau:

      "You can't accurately predict earthquakes," he said. "The technology to do that doesn't exist. It sounds like a scam to me."

    • this entry on the University of Texas Institute for Geophysics" website identifying a Michael J. Kozuch, Ph.D. as being a geoscientist "with active interests in Honduras"

      Michael J. Kozuch; Ph.D., Peace Corps Volunteer Geologist, Honduras 1987-1990; Seismologist with the Institute of Geologic & Nuclear Sciences (New Zealand). Honduras Expertise: General geology of Honduras, tectonic modeling and geophysics Current activities: Investigation of novel approaches in seismic hazard analysis and collection of geophysical information relevant to Honduras, email: m.kozuch@gns.cri.nz Mail: P.O. IGNS, P.O. Box 1320, Wellington, New Zealand, Tel: 64-4-473-8208 (wk) or 225 Country Club Dr., San Francisco, CA 94132 USA. additional information at: http://www.gphs.vuw.ac.nz:80/staff/kozuch.html
    • this web page listing Michael J. Kozuch in an academic reference to a geological map of Honduras.
    • this web page listing him Michael as part of the GNS of New Zealand. The GNS, formerly New Zealand's Geological Survey, which was transformed into a government-owned company in 1992. Interestingly, the GNS website hosts the New Zealand Hazard Watch web page which provides "up-to-date information on volcanoes, floods, landslips, tsunamis, solar activity and earthquakes." The GNS website identifies Mike Kozuch as one of two project leaders of the Quake Tracker Development Team. Perhaps Michael used his experience with this development to try to make a website that was more financially rewarding.
    My take? Present knowledge and technology cannot forecast an earthquake. In my opinion anybody that represents otherwise is incorrect...you can be the judge of the reasons for their statements to the contrary.
  54. Easy enough to do by MrChuck · · Score: 4, Funny
    It's a protection racket...
    They "predict" a couple and then they use their secretly hidden devices to cause them.

    Remember that "earthquake swarm" in San Ramon (a town of burb claves just over the hills from SanFran/Oakland)??? I think it made national news (my dad in New England rang me about it)...
    Perhaps that was their testing of their "prediction" scheme.

    So they predict a few, then the maybe "predict" an 8.5 for San Francisco if they don't pony up perhaps Venture Capital.

    "Maybe you're safe, see? Or maybe there's an earthquake coming to your mudda's house. Or your kid's school, see? So let's see some investment here or we'll predict the penninsula back to orchards"

    1. Re:Easy enough to do by JoshWurzel · · Score: 1

      In unrelated news, CmdrTaco has begun offering a protection service to websites. Our reporters went undercover to get a piece of the top-secret sales pitch.

      CmdrTaco: Its not a safe internet out there. You need protection.
      Website Owner: Protection from what?
      CmdrTaco: Oh, you know, denial of service, overloaded servers, stuff like that.
      Website Owner: And you can provide this protection?
      CmdrTaco: It won't come cheap...
      Website Owner: And what happens if we don't want your protection?
      CmdrTaco: Well, hey, if you don't want to be safe, that's your business, but who knows what kind of bad things could happen. Websites could go down in a minutes, who knows? I mean, look what happened to the last guys who didn't buy my protection service...

      *CmdrTaco shows the website owner a smoking server and a slashdotted Amazon.com page*

      Website Owner: Okay, okay! We'll pay!

  55. Try talking to a reporter about science by jesterzog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Science and academia are increasingly a joke. For some time now, it has been more about public image than genuine contribution to the human understanding of the world around them.

    Have you ever tried talking to a reporter about something vaguely scientific? I agree with you that there are people in the public eye who make a living out of hyping up the media, but I tend to disagree with a lot of what you've said.

    As someone who's had to talk to the media on several occasions about scientific subjects, I can say with some certainty that with very few exceptions, the media does everything they possibly can to sensationalise whatever information you give it. They can and do chop and change whatever you might say to put whatever spin they want to put on it, and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it. Welcome to capitalism, where populist media determines public opinion.

    I've seen lots of friends get caught out by this. It's easy to read people quoted in the paper as saying something, and assume they were stupid to say it. In actuality it's much more likely that the reporter's chopped out every second word and rearranged some sentances to get a desired effect as well as completely and absolutely ignoring the 95% of your conversation where you stressed that whatever you said was excessively unlikely. They will have done just enough to have quoted you completely out of context, but stopped mind numbingly short of mis-quoting altogether.

    1. Re:Try talking to a reporter about science by dvnelson72 · · Score: 1

      >> Welcome to capitalism, where populist media determines public opinion. It's better than socialistic dictatorships where government controlled media determines public opinion. I'll take my chances with the free press and a free public any day.

    2. Re:Try talking to a reporter about science by Samrobb · · Score: 1
      Have you ever tried talking to a reporter about something vaguely scientific?

      No, but this is similar...

      True story:

      I was working for a startup named CoManage a couple of years ago. They were making network management software for the telcom industry. We had a reporter come in to do the obligatory, "Wow, look at these crazy dot-com folks!" story, and he stopped to ask me what my job was.

      So, choosing my words carefully - I don't want to start spouting weird terms at him right away - I start describing what I'm working on.

      "Network resource discovery... locating and identifying the equipment on a network, and the services that are..."

      "No, no," he interrupts. "That's too much. Can you give me one sentence that tells me what you're doing, in words you grandmother could understand?"

      So I just looked back at him for a few seconds, my brain spinning. I could explain it to my grandma - I mean, I had explained it to her when I took the job - but it took me a whole lot more than one setnence.

      So I finally just shrugged, and said, "No. No I, can't." Mr. reporter went away and ended up interviewing someone in QA, I think, where he could get a decent soundbite.

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    3. Re:Try talking to a reporter about science by Winged+Cat · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me like you could've summed it up in one simple sentence:

      "I find everything that actually is on the network."

      Would that not be accurate (when including hardware and software and firmwire under "everything")?

    4. Re:Try talking to a reporter about science by Winged+Cat · · Score: 1

      I wonder if those rumors I've heard, about companies that refuse to grant reporters permission to talk to their employees (except for specially trained PR flacks) unless they've signed waivers against quoting out of context (and granting significant damages if they do, thus aiming this largely at "respectable" newspapers that try to have a little foresight but who, on using that foresight, see at least a significant chance of disagreement about what's in context), are true?

  56. First Haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    tremors may harm you earthquakes may destroy your home give US your money

  57. Euuhhh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Paying for earthquakes forcasts..!!???
    Right so the poor will die poor and the rich get ripped off before total destruction and die poor..nice way of doing business. I wonder who is behind this kind of sick toughts??
    Should earthquake forcasts not be a public right?
    Since most (i guess 90%) of the research is done of our tax?

  58. Talking about frauds by renegade600 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Geologists have yet to predict an earthquake. What are they afraid of - competition?

    I predict a major earthquake in California within the next 10 years. Do I have to have a license also to say that?

    1. Re:Talking about frauds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm geologists have been able to predict major earthquakes weeks in advance.

      Googled it. here's an example:

      From http://quake.wr.usgs.gov/research/parkfield/eq_pre dict.html

      "In the early evening hours of February 4, 1975, an earthquake of magnitude of 7.3 struck the densely populated town of Heicheng, in the Liaoning Province, in northeast China. As expected, because the magnitude was great and the area highly populated, damage to Haicheng and to neighboring towns was extensive. However, what was different about this earthquake is that very few lives were lost. The reason for the low death toll was that the occurrence of this earthquake had been successfully predicted."

      Of course, many quakes are unpredicted ... but at least some types of quakes _can_ be predicted.

      There was a time when weather forecasting was considered impossible. I think if these guys are licensed geologists, it would be OK to have 'em. Cause then more research will go into earthquake prediction.

    2. Re:Talking about frauds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you, sir, are an idiot

  59. Yet more information! by divide+overflow · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Woohoo...too bad I didn't get this in my previous posting (see above). Check this out... this comes from the Earthquakes FAQ from the Quake Tracker website created by Michael Kozuch, the guy responsible for geoForecaster.com:

    4. Can earthquakes be predicted?

    It is possible to estimate where big earthquakes are likely in the next 50 to 100 years, based on geological investigations and the historical record of earthquakes. However, it is not yet possible to accurately predict the time and location of the next earthquake. A number of physical changes have been observed before some earthquakes, but the problem is that so far, no particular change has been noted consistently. Some scientists have observed changes in the earth's magnetic and electric fields, gas emissions, changes in water well levels, and changes in the levels of dissolved gases in groundwater. Other scientists have noted changes in the frequency and location of small earthquakes. A very small number of earthquakes have been successfully predicted. The most notable success was near Haicheng, China in 1975, where 90,000 people were evacuated a few hours before an earthquake that destroyed 90 percent of the buildings. The prediction was based on unusual animal behaviour and a greatly increased number of small earthquakes (foreshocks) that suddenly stopped. One of the animal observations was that snakes came out of hibernation and died due to the cold. It is now thought that this was caused by unseasonably warm weather. However, scientists wrongly predicted a major quake in Kwantung Province, and for two months millions of people lived in tents before authorities decided the prediction was wrong. Later in 1976, an unpredicted quake, magnitude 7.8, in China's Tangshan Province took 250,000 lives. It was the most disastrous earthquake this century. Since then, China has moved its resources away from earthquake prediction and into improving the earthquake resistance of buildings.

    I find it highly amusing that the FAQ page of the website hosting his earlier project says you can't predict an earthquake. I guess he didn't read the page. ;^)

  60. You are confused. Certification versus License. by AnonymousCowheard · · Score: 1

    Firstly, I am not paranoid: I am constitutional and above all I reserve my right to have excessive consideration of others and how they may attempt to subjugate my unalienable rights. Hence, I am paranoid. :p

    To my understanding, a "license" is a contractual agreement that expresses and implies conditional premise of activity in a granted matter, establish a proponent or authority for regulation. Before I pass you the crackpipe, let's see how my comprehension withstands the scrutiny of Dictionary.com:
    License -n 1: a legal document giving official permission to do something [syn: permit] 2: freedom to deviate deliberately from normally applicable rules or practices (especially in behavior or speech) [syn: licence] 3: excessive freedom; lack of due restraint: "when liberty becomes license dictatorship is near"- Will Durant; "the intolerable license with which the newspapers break...the rules of decorum"- Edmund Burke 4: the act of giving a formal (usually written) authorization [syn: permission, permit] v : authorize officially [syn: licence, certify] [ant: decertify]


    contract -A formal writing which contains the agreement of parties, with the terms and conditions, and which serves as a proof of the obligation

    Certify -To confirm formally as true, accurate, or genuine.

    quo warranto -[So called from the Law L. words quo warranto (by what authority), in the original Latin form of the writ



    I copied+pasted the definitions that may have applied more correctly to the premise of law, of which dictionary.com has initially disagreed with me upon in their general premise, but looking further through Dictionary.com's pages I submitted will provide references to certain dictionaries of laws that discriminate on subscription to services by contract that may or may not questionably apply to properly *research* my authority of participation in law as to suggest their definitions by my sustained knowledge.

    To begin with, I emphasize the applicability of a certification, as one provided formaly by oath provided by a consistently honerable institution. Beheld a license is simply a legal obligation that does not provide evidence of qualification, yet is in modern day being misused as utility(ies) of instrumentality in enforcing laws upon duress review of an Admiralty jurisdiction. Yes, a license is used to subjugate or abridge unalienable rights as granting a privilige or benefit (beneficiary) while a Certification is divinly of respect to authority esteemed by AN OATH OF WRITTEN TESTIMONY BEFORE A CONSISTENTLY HONERABLE INSTITUTION, THAT ESTABLISHES FACTS THAT MAY BE EXERCISED IN PROXIMITY OF EXERCISING QUALIFICATION FOR STATUS APPEALING TO A FOREIN PARTY WITHOUT PRE-JUDICE.

    If you realy want to discover the frauds being perpetuated by the various organizations being defined in the pattern of "state of ______", then simply issue a "WRIT OF QUO WARRANTO *" and you may discover that no legal mechanism establishes their implied grant of regulation of a subjective premise.

    I must call it a night. Good luck and thanks.

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    But I'm sure you already Gnu that.
  61. you know... by InsaneCreator · · Score: 1

    I once got arrested for collecting stamps without a license!

  62. yes, and they are basing their forecasts on... by g4dget · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...astrology. They'll probably set up a 900 number next: call in and let Lady AstraShake predict YOUR earthquake future.

  63. Tonights forecast... by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

    Dark, Visibility - Low, clearing by morning.

  64. Re:Licensing programs are offensive to a free soci by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Government licensing programs are an attempt by various groups to get the government to give their members a monopoly and interfere with their competition. Occasionally they're done with good intentions, but they're still offensive to a free society. Certification is a different matter - if I'm hiring someone to do something life-threatening or risky, I'd want a skilled professional to do it, and certifications by professional organizations can help me make that decision.

    As much of an anarchist as I am, I have to disagree with you. When my partner and I registered our business with the state of Washington, it was just a matter of declaring our classification, stating our size, and giving a physical address and other contact information. The reason? So the state government can send out tax filing information, so they can make sure they get their chunk. In order to do business, you have to let the government know you're doing business, and that's all the license amounts to.

    In other businesses, though, the license includes a lot more important shit. For instance, not anyone can go into the mechanic business. You have to demonstrate that you can dispose of used oil and other fluids in an environmentally safe fashion (dumping them down the toilet is unacceptable). In the food business you have to demonstrate that you can prepare, cook, and serve food without giving out food poisoning as a seasoning.

    In the state of california, I can see a definite interest for the government to try to filter out shysters in the earthquake business. Ever yell earthquake in a movie theater? Well, start up a business and pass yourself off as a geologist and start selling people "earthquake insurance" because your methods have accurately predicted a 6 point earthquake in the next 6 months. After 6 months of work, pack up and go to a different county or something.

    Now, I don't like the idea of having a master list of who's allowed to do business in a given area, but with people screaming left and right about how this or that business fucked 'em over, what's the state to do? Have you got a better idea?

    I know, the state shouldn't have to protect people from their own stupidity, but a good shyster does his damndest to convince people no matter who they are. And just for the record, I don't much care for the fact that states protect people from their own stupidity as much as possible.

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  65. Re:You are confused. Certification versus License. by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

    I copied+pasted the definitions that may have applied more correctly to the premise of law

    Um, did you make sure you were licensed to do that with the content they provided you? Or is that covered by fair use? :)

    Laugh, it's a joke.

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  66. The intentionally-leaning Tower of Pisa by Robb · · Score: 1

    The leaning tower of Pisa is a bad example as all evidence indicates that the lean is intentional, i.e. it was intentionally designed and built with a lean.

  67. In Releated News... Rock hounds from all over Ca. by croftj · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thusands of California rockhounds are being rounded up for questioning and detention without lawyers for praticing geology without a license. Sources closest to the source say the mis-information these backyard geologists are dispensing is just plain horrific!

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  68. geology without a license? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn, everything must be freaking licensed. Do I need a license to walk my dog too?

  69. no licensing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Requring them to be licensed is idiotic. Just because someone claims to be a geologist doesn't mean the government, a lawyer, a home owner, a businessman or a company has to work with them.

    Anyone should be able to be a geologist and perform geological studies/functions/business without being "licensed" by the government.

    The onus should be on the government (or anyone else that uses geologists) to only *use* those that *do* have a licsense.

    Think of it this way... Is the government going to step in and say "only certified CNAs are allowed to build computer networks or install a DSL modem". Of course not. But if you ran a company or an organization, you would probably want to make sure the one you *do* employ *is* a certified network administrator.

    It's as simple as that. This is yet just more stupid laws and legislation and crap that isn't needed when a little common sense on the end of the "consumer" would resolve it all.

    1. Re:no licensing by Thomas+M+Hughes · · Score: 1
      This is yet just more stupid laws and legislation and crap that isn't needed when a little common sense on the end of the "consumer" would resolve it all.
      Alright, but how do you differentiate between geology based on some understandings and geology based on Mrs. Cleo if the source is not required to say that their amateur findings are amateur? That is to say, if an unlicensed source presents themselves as knowing as much, or more, then a licensed source, even though that may be factually false, how will consumer common sense help here?

      Without some limited measure of quality, it becomes impossible to employ common sense. This case is easy, because the site seems to be selling something that is only useful for entertainment purposes. However, what if Joe Anonymous decided he liked Geology, but couldn't afford to go to a University to get a degree, and as such, couldn't pass a licensing exam. But he really likes Geology, and the average person probably wouldn't know if he was talking out of his ass, since Geology isn't really a widely practiced field. So, he sets up a consulting business, takes out ads in the yellow pages and the like saying that he can perform professional geology surveys for half the price of everyone else.

      Consumer sees the ad, but assumes that this guy has some qualifications, otherwise he wouldn't be in business. They go to Joe Anonymous, Joe Anonymous has no idea what he's doing, but he puts together a fancy earthquake report saying that its okay to build a hotel with no earthquake support on the San Andreas Fault (an exaggerated example, since I don't know much about geology, picture it someplace less obvious). Builder builds up to Joe Anonymous' specifications, an earthquake hits, everyone in the building dies.

      In that case, how would consumer common sense have helped? Now, if Joe Anonymous was required to disclose that he was not licensed or certified prior to doing work, that would be a different case. Then a consumer could utilize common sense. They could then say "Joe Anonymous is half the price of these other guys, but he doesn't have a license and they do" while the current situation appears to be "Wow! Joe Anonymous is half the price of these other guys! That's a great deal! Who in their right mind would use them?!"

      Now having said all that, there is a point that I think needs to be clarified. In this scenario, it sounds as if the government is trying to shut down the operation because they aren't licensed. That is not something I would agree with. However, I do believe that professions should be required to go out of their way to disclose their qualifications. Just as elevators are required to display their certification in a conspicious place, so too are professionals. People who aren't professional or unlicensed should have to make it conspicious that they aren't licensed, so that the consumer can make a decision to the best of their ability.
  70. How do you know they dont have a license? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if they have a license? It's entirely possible. Just cause you have a piece of paper doesnt mean you have scruples.

  71. Oops! Re:Talking about frauds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oops the quote was from a different url. But the usgs talks about that quake too. Somehow the url got a space inserted in it so it should be predict.html not pre ict.html.

    http://quake.wr.usgs.gov/research/parkfield/eq_p re dict.html

  72. license by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The actual interesting part of this story is that you have to have a license to practice geoplogy ?

  73. what about tabloids? by squarefish · · Score: 1

    they've been predicting tons of disasters for years, a lot of them geological- has california ever tried to stop them?

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  74. YOU ARE SO FIRED! AND A QUESTION by YOU+ARE+SO+FIRED! · · Score: 1

    First of all, this sort of filth is not the image we're going for in this company. Not to mention your unfair and unlicensed use of "New Slashdot Math" (50% man + 66% horse?) outside of a karma related function. That could get us sued! I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to take your considerable artistic talents (and by that I mean cutting and pasting someone else's ascii art) elsewhere. You're fired. Pack up your things and be gone by 5.

    Now then, why exactly is the man naked and the woman clothed?

  75. Dupe forecasting by backslashdot · · Score: 2, Funny

    I predict this article will be reposted as a dupe within the next 48 hours.

  76. Now, don't share that info... by campbedj · · Score: 1

    Of course, since this is a business you aren't allowed to share the predictions with anyone.

    (From the ToS) ...you agree not to disassemble, alter, duplicate, modify, rent, lease, loan, sublicense, make copies, create derivative works from, distribute or provide others with the forecast information in whole or part or transmit the information over a network.

    Gee, I'd like to help you out Mom, but the terms of service won't let me warn you about that big earthquake that's going to hit tomorrow... oops.

  77. Absolutely useless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The turkey behind this has been publishing a prediction newsletter since 1982 based on the theory that global seismology is all linked by these arcane 'tectonic wave functions' to which he's chosen fitting events. The validity of the model is justified by positive result. The complete dataset is ignored.


    Excepting risk analysis for building and industrial siting which is based upon an understanding of the geology in the area in question, anything other than near perfect prediction is useless.
    If one could say that there is a 50% chance of a major earthquake in Mexico city in 2005, what are the residents supposed to do? Spend a year at the beach?

  78. Re:Is this for real? - YES - like a FISH license by johnty · · Score: 1

    Just like how you need a license for your pet fish, Eric.

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  79. geology license? by Transcendent · · Score: 1

    California is looking into claims that the site is practicing geology without a license.

    I didn't know you had to have a license to look at a rock...

    1. Re:geology license? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe in modern Falicornia you need a permit to breathe and a license to do any- and everythig else.

  80. Re:Licensing programs are offensive to a free soci by Kohath · · Score: 1
    You also need a barber's license to cut hair and a taxi license to give people rides in your car. Explain the need for those.

    Defrauding people, dumping used oil down the drain, and poisoning people are already illegal. Licensing programs simply assume that you're already guilty until you get your license.

    but with people screaming left and right about how this or that business fucked 'em over, what's the state to do?

    How about telling those people to grow up and make better decisions next time? Or tell them to get a lawyer and sue -- this used to be the reason we had courts.

    Have you got a better idea?

    Independent private-sector certifications. Need a mechanic? Look for the certification.

    But if you trust your good friend to fix your car, you ought to be able to hire him to do it without fearing the license police.

  81. Going to far? by malachid69 · · Score: 1

    "practicing geology without a license"???

    What the hell? I would understand if they were investigating for fraud, but telling me I can't practice geology should get every boyscout and student busted. Idiots.

    Malachi

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  82. Re:Licensing programs are offensive to a free soci by zulux · · Score: 1


    The trouble with licensing iseen't the result - it's the requirements to get the license.

    What sounds reasonable:

    A) To get a licence, you must pass a really difficult test and demonstrate ,in an interview, your expertice.

    B) To get a licence, you must spend 3 years in any crappy shool of your choice and work for 7 years of in the field,in any crappy compay of your choice.

    For smart people like you, you'd rather hit the books and choose A. Unfortunatly most licensing requiremnts are closer to B.

    My brain has an almost infinate capacity for knowledge*, but I onoy have 40 more years on this earth. I should not have to spend 10 years of my life in drudgery to get another license, when I could quickly learn enough in a year, with concentration, to pass a difficult test.

    * except for spelling.

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  83. Earthquakes can be predicted without geology by vandelais · · Score: 1

    For instance, in the San Francisco (no irony intended) quake of 1989, the newspapers in the area reported a 50% increase in lost pet advertisements in the classified ads sections in the week leading up to the quake.

    If these earthquake prediction distributors have developed a method to monitor this, they could issue forecasts that may actually be based on relevant statistics without "resorting" to geology or any other kind of science.

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    1. Re:Earthquakes can be predicted without geology by vandelais · · Score: 1

      ...Maybe

      The website FAQ says that they do not incorporate animal behavior into their models.

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  84. The Federal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    government IS currently conducting an investigation into PayPal business practices. The FDIC oversight commision filed a complaint about their policies, for just what you are suggesting...More to follow...

  85. Yup by Galvatron · · Score: 1

    Others have commented on the scientific reasoning why this happens, so I won't go into it. Growing up in San Francisco, this is something they told us about when I was in 2nd grade. The last big earthquake San Francisco had experienced was in 1906 ('89 was still in the future), and as you can well imagine, in the days of horse and buggy transportation, the animal response in the minutes before the earthquake was intense. Horses all over the city were flipping out.

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  86. Re:Licensing programs are offensive to a free soci by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

    Government liscencing programs are done to ensure the quality of technical government employees, despite your anecdotal complaints. When Kansas builds a highway, someone needs to design it, which includes all the overpasses. And in proper Confuscian manner, these liscenced are conferred by tests are written and standardized, not a general seal of approval by your local Doctor Approver General. These tests are usually designed by a professional organization in conjunction with the government. Its like a government approved certification, and prevents Governor BillyBob from appointing his idiot son to design the new capitol (which would need be evacuated when discovered that the dome is prone to collapsing).

    Outside of the medical field, liscencure is only required by the government if you want to work for the government. Some employers often desire liscenced engineers, even though they don't contract to the government.

    As far as I can tell, the real reason doctors are expensive is good old Malpractice Insurance. Insurance is expensive, but losing your practice with 20k left to go on your school debt is more so. The insurance company knows its shit. They reward the most court defendable medical processes with rate reductions. Of course, this often means more doctor involvement (which drives up costs), but your practice really really fears malpractice, far more so than the cost of hiring another doctor.

    Our Government is errected to establish the peace needed for prosperity, not to oppress and tax. If you have any specific problems with government liscensure that aren't paranoid ramblings about the Man, please let us hear them. These things are done on a State to State basis, though many times there is a common theme.

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  87. Look at Greta Conway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Greta van Susteren and John Coale
    (Also listed as John P. Coale or John "Bhopal" Coale http://home.snafu.de/tilman/prolinks/greta.html
    l awyers Patrons; Greta: "I like the ethics"
    introduced by husband John is New OT8
    Greta is a legal talker for CNN, e.g. for the OJ trial, co-hosts CNN's "Burden of Proof".
    Photos: http://home.snafu.de/tilman/prolinks/greta.html
    T heir law firm is charged by the West Virginia's disciplinary board for active soliciting, which is illegal there.
    (And their law firm did it *again* after the ValuJet crash !!) The lawfirm "Coale, Allen and Van Susteren" represented
    Amy Frith on a lawsuit against Wellspring, a cult recovery facility.
    Greta was named one of the 20 Outstanding Young Lawyers
    in America by "American Bar Association Barrister Magazine."
    John filed Lisa Marie Presley's divorce (CNN 18.1.1996),represent(ed) a Waco victims family member (Stan Sylvia),and is currently litigating against the tobacco industry !!!
    Coale was also involved in Prozac and Ritalin litigationand praised CCHR: "They are very efficient and a wealth of information"

  88. Re:Licensing programs are offensive to a free soci by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

    Should every citizen be expected to have the knowledge of a medical degree, mechanic and engineer? Hopefully not.

    Of course there should be reasonable limits on liscencure, and your examples highlight the system's abuse. But what are some good guidelines for what gets liscenced and what doesn't?

    I suggest:
    1) The government itself has an interest in hiring qualified individuals.
    2) A likelyhood of making poor long term choices, like prescribing antibiotics left and right.
    3) Mistakes result in high societal costs, and these mistakes have commonly known solutions. In other words, there is a high correlation between passing a test and not making high risk mistakes.

    There is another concern, however. We don't want to impose too great a cost on the economy through liscensure, so perhaps instead of liscence to practice we want liscence to practice with the government. This often occurs in Engineering fields, though some employers look for liscensure as a means of certification. What kinds of criteria should make a liscence manditory for practice? Perhaps:

    1) The work is unreversable; once done cannot be undone

    Of course these are just suggestions, and as such require both further inspection from myself and from others. We must be careful, we're not looking to justify the status quo, but to develop a new status quo.

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  89. 26 states register/certify geologists by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Informative

    Quit it with the anti-California rhetoric already.

    The majority of US states regulate their geologists (Washington isn't on this list, but Washington hardly regulates anything).

    Do any states register geologists?

    Yes. Twenty-six states now have registration or certification laws: Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Nebraska, North Carolina, Oregon, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Tennessee, Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming. Puerto Rico also has passed a registration law.


    California has more geologic activity in it's little pinky then most states have in their whole territory. Regulation and strict building standards is why over 30-million Californians can survive in Earthquake, flood & landslide country. The potential for fraud is enormous. As a homeowner, I'm glad for the regulation.

    In 1989, a 7.1 earthquake in the SF Bay Area killed 62 people.

    By contrast, in 1999 a 7.4 earthquake hit Turkey, killing over 30,000 people. Turkey has regulation, but doesn't enforce it.

    Yes, their are many factors involved in these two numbers, but regulation saved many lives in 1989.

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  90. ANALLY RAPE ALL PARENTS WITH A SPIKED STEEL DILDO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tear those delicate rectums to shreds!!

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  94. DOGFUCKER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    much like how they also can sense when their owner is depressed and try to give a little extra love to them (don't go there sickos).

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  95. Dude.... by Nemus · · Score: 1
    Is there anything Miss Cleo can't do? Wow, shes incredible.......

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  96. In New Jersey you can't get a barber's license by billstewart · · Score: 1
    New Jersey used to have barber's licenses, dating from when there were lots of Italian immigrants who'd gone into the business and wanted to cut down on the number of the next wave of immigrants competing with them. But about 15 years ago, those guys were all old, and the state decided not to issue any _new_ barber's licenses. Now if you want to go into the haircutting business, you need to get a cosmetologist's license, which requires a much longer study period for a much larger set of services.

    And the black women's hair-braiding fashion requires a cosmetologist's license to practice - they've busted people for practicing without one.

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  97. Re:Licensing programs are offensive to a free soci by Kohath · · Score: 1

    It's not an social engineering question.

    You see, the thing about a free society is that things just happen the way they happen. You don't have to trust that the smartest, deepest-thinking, most uncorrupted, luckiest, best-choice-making leaders are there to make everyone's choices for them.

    I'm not saying you don't have the right answers to the licensing question. Even if you do (or especially if you do), you're not the one that makes the rules. The rules that a non-free society ends up with tend to harm one group of people unjustly for the benefit of another group. And the rules offer no guarentee of happiness for anyone except the guy who makes the rules.

    Freedom is better.

  98. neural nets? by AssFace · · Score: 1

    I of course can't be bothered to go and look at the actual site - but it seems that if you have enough historical data (which certainly does exist), and you have a good current data feed - then it should be fairly easy to do something like this with neural nets.

    It won't be 100% accurate, but it is certainly more accurate than many other methods.

    On the other hand, if they just have it calling "rand() % 365" and then say there will be an earthquake that day... less reliable.

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  99. For those who can't get it to compile... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Add -ldl to the LDFLAGS in the Makefile.

  100. Taxes by fjm03 · · Score: 1
    California is looking into claims that the site is practicing geology without a license."

    It's the fees. The professional fees. Davis will tax anything the walks or breathes.

    No object or enterprise escapes the review of State Franchise Tax Board in California.

  101. Re:Licensing programs are offensive to a free soci by gene_tailor · · Score: 1

    In this particular instance, (geology license in state of CA), both A AND B are required... and the test is non-trivial. In the 80s and 90s CA had its own special test with horrendous pass rates like 20%; currently CA uses the ASBOG exam with 60-70% passes.

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  103. Re:You need a licence to program? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Sometimes you do! It's called a PE license. If you work for a corporation, you probably get by with the "industrial exemption", where the company assumes responsibility for the work and need not hire PEs.

    But if you advertise your consulting business as "software engineering", you probably are required to be licensed (in most US states). If you use the "E" word to sell professional services, you're practicing engineering and better beware of the licensing requirements in your jurisdiction. Even if it's not mandated by law, some contracts will require a PE's stamp on the design attesting to its adequacy. CYA? Sure it is, and I don't blame them one bit!

    Why? Because the laws say so. Because you don't want unqualified people working on dangerous things they don't understand. Because the customer is wide-open to a lawsuit if they don't employ due diligence in selecting their contractors. You don't hire a javascript jockey to create an air traffic control system. Some jobs require verifiable qualifications in the name of public sfaety, and that's why we have registration laws.

  104. SF BAY AREA freeearthQUAKE prediction Dec 18 2003 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice day to be out of town.