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E3 - John Romero's Newest FPS, Via N-Gage

It seems that Nokia's 'mobile game deck', the N-Gage has lured John Romero and his Monkeystone Games posse back from reliving their 2D shareware glory days with Hyperspace Delivery Boy, and onto his 3D shareware FPS glory days, with their own adaptation of THQ's first-person shooter Red Faction. Here are links to the new Red Faction N-Gage trailer in MPEG-4 and Quicktime.Update: 05/13 15:58 GMT by H : We had a story on N-Gage a couple months back.

155 comments

  1. Oh No! Romero! by sweeney37 · · Score: 1, Funny

    good thing for Nokia that Romero is doing an adaptation, we all know what happens when he decides to make something of his own. :)

    Mike

    1. Re:Oh No! Romero! by Elbereth · · Score: 3, Funny

      You didn't have time to read the article.

      Your slashdot privileges are revoked for one week.

    2. Re:Oh No! Romero! by sweeney37 · · Score: 2, Informative

      what article? it's a bunch of links to different web sites.

      if you're referring to the post, it says clearly "with their own adaptation of THQ's first-person shooter Red Faction"

      seems pretty clear to me.

      Mike

    3. Re:Oh No! Romero! by npietraniec · · Score: 1

      Oh shut up. Romero has done a log of great work.

    4. Re:Oh No! Romero! by russx2 · · Score: 1

      To be fair, posting only a minute after the original, neither did you!

    5. Re:Oh No! Romero! by npietraniec · · Score: 1

      And a lot too.

      A log? What?

    6. Re:Oh No! Romero! by cabra771 · · Score: 1

      LOL!!!!!
      I know. That's what everyone else is saying here, too. It's call Daikatana.

      --

      -my other sig is your mom
    7. Re:Oh No! Romero! by mgs1000 · · Score: 2, Funny
      A log? What?

      That would be software for Microsoft's iLoo

    8. Re:Oh No! Romero! by sweeney37 · · Score: 1

      *sheepeshly*
      plus thanks to my slashdot subscription, I was able to see into the mysterious future.

      turns around
      is that good enough Taco? please don't sick CowboyNeal on me again.

      Mike

    9. Re:Oh No! Romero! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Your Errors (2):
      • *sheepeshly*
      • please don't sick CowboyNeal on me
        • please don't sic CowboyNeal on me
    10. Re:Oh No! Romero! by cabra771 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you've been there before.
      I tell ya, you guys gotta stop trying to meet chicks over those online dating sites...

      --

      -my other sig is your mom
    11. Re:Oh No! Romero! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they ported Linux to the iLoo, they'd have to call it the iGloryHole!

    12. Re:Oh No! Romero! by kupo+zero · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, the masterpiece of Daikatana. Need I elaborate?

    13. Re:Oh No! Romero! by nofx_3 · · Score: 1

      Or iPorcelinGoddess or my favorite, iCrapper

      --
      Visualize Whirled Peas
    14. Re:Oh No! Romero! by Lazyhound · · Score: 1

      No, you just keep on making those quality redundant posts.

    15. Re:Oh No! Romero! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, well, fuck you, monkey-face

  2. This be what I'm excited about from E3 by ilsie · · Score: 3, Interesting

    http://www.cube-europe.com/movies/mariokart2.wmv

    sorry about the format.

    1. Re:This be what I'm excited about from E3 by gpinzone · · Score: 3, Funny

      That looks great! I can't wait until it's released for the X-Box.

    2. Re:This be what I'm excited about from E3 by BigJimSlade · · Score: 1

      How about this? Sony announced they are launching their own 3D accelerated handheld at the end of 2004. Screw these 2D ports of 3D games! (Note: as an avid retrogamer, I am not bashing 2D by any means)

    3. Re:This be what I'm excited about from E3 by y0bhgu0d · · Score: 1

      uh... Mario = Nintendo. not very likely there will be an Xbrick port.

    4. Re:This be what I'm excited about from E3 by los+furtive · · Score: 1

      Cool thanks! The N64 at our apartment was and still is used solely for MarioKart. We've got tons of other games, but stopped playing them all years ago. Only mariokart has stood the test of time. If this game is as good as it looks, then I think I'll be buying a game cube.

      --

      I'm a writer, a poet, a genius, I know it. I don't buy software, I grow it.

    5. Re:This be what I'm excited about from E3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      meh...

      this thing will go the way of the sega gamegear, neat toy, but can't compete...

    6. Re:This be what I'm excited about from E3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh... that was exactly the joke, sport. You = not too bright.

  3. Romero jokes by zephc · · Score: 1

    I would say "Let the Daikatana jokes commence!" but I see I'm too late. Is there any video game personality as hated or joked about as he is?

    --
    "I would say that 99 per cent of what my father has written about his own life is false." - L. Ron Hubbard Jr.
    1. Re:Romero jokes by amembrane · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's the same resentment that any pretty girl would receive in such a male-dominated industry.

      --
      They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
    2. Re:Romero jokes by conteXXt · · Score: 1

      I guess no one else appreciated the joke.

      I thought it was funny but then I did see that Hair treatment how-to thing Romero did a while back.

      Now THAT was funny.

      --
      The truth about Led Zep should never be told on /. (Karma suicide ensues)
    3. Re:Romero jokes by G.+Waters · · Score: 1
      Is there any video game personality as hated or joked about as he is?

      Yes. Derek Smart of BC3K fame.

    4. Re:Romero jokes by zephc · · Score: 2, Informative

      good romero-as-hot-chick jokes:
      here, here, here

      --
      "I would say that 99 per cent of what my father has written about his own life is false." - L. Ron Hubbard Jr.
    5. Re:Romero jokes by devnull17 · · Score: 1

      Well, at least it goes to someone who deserves it.

  4. Ow by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 4, Funny
    This color hurts my eyes. Please stop.

    Oh wait, slashdot staff doesn't read comments. Right. My mistake.

    --
    Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
    1. Re:Ow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A lot" is two words. You wouldn't say "alittle", would you?

      How many words is "stfu"?

    2. Re:Ow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Four

    3. Re:Ow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people like you make me wish i too didn't read comments...

    4. Re:Ow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh wait, slashdot staff doesn't read comments. Right. My mistake.

      actually, this guy seems to be responsible for the games section, and he even posts there occasionally

    5. Re:Ow by jxa00++ · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Games editor simoniker posts quite reguarly to -decent- questions/points.

      I happen to quite like the games section theme as well.

  5. MS by r_arr · · Score: 1

    looks like billy and his boys are hear to play Has anyone seen the new footage of Halo2 and Doom III. My god they are freaking awesome. Halo 2 Doom III

    1. Re:MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      want to post those movies somewhere so all of us could see them? what, i'm not an ign insider. i can't see (pun intended) for paying for video games news.

      no, i don't pay a subscription fee to play online either. i bought the game in the first place....sorry, rant button accidently pushed.

  6. more comments about the colors than the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thats pretty sad, especially when it's such easy pickins.

  7. Portable Playstation by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 4, Informative

    Since it takes /. about a week to catch up (Really Old News For Nerds, Stuff that mattered last week) how about the newly announced Sony handheld thingy?

    1. Re:Portable Playstation by dimator · · Score: 1

      Wow.

      This is amazing news. There's no reason why Sony can't capture the pocket videogame market. Nintendo is entrenched, but thats exactly where they were with the SNES; we all saw what happened there with the launch of the playstation.

      If anything, Nintendo is wiser now. They now know that being the first to introduce a technology can make or break a platform.

      Will the cart-based gameboy SP be able to compare with 1.8GB disc Sony alternative? Will Nintendo ditch the newly released SP in favor of something disc-based? Should be fun to watch.

      --
      python -c "x='python -c %sx=%s; print x%%(chr(34),repr(x),chr(34))%s'; print x%(chr(34),repr(x),chr(34))"
    2. Re:Portable Playstation by DF5JT · · Score: 1

      > Since it takes /. about a week to catch up [...]

      Just in case you haven't noticed:

      Slashdot is *YOU*.

      *YOU* should have submitted the story a week ago, not waiting for others to catch up.

      Yes, it takes an effort to submit the story, to write ligible sentences and hook the corresponding links in there, but that's what *you* expect from others, don't you.

      Stop whining about slashdot "being behind". Submit the stories for our entertainment, worries, paranoia, outright laughter and senseless mind-boggling and do it right away when you spot the news.

      We now get back to our regular programming after these kind words from our sponsors.

    3. Re:Portable Playstation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      *YOU* should have submitted the story a week ago, not waiting for others to catch up.

      If you were able to peek at the story reject queue you'd probably spot at least one attempt to submit this story to the /. editors.

  8. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell me when I can get it on my gameboy.

    P.S. ìÈÖÎÆüËÜìÎ¥ì¥

  9. I ated the purple ones... by kUnGf00m45t3r · · Score: 1

    They taste like burning. (obligatory Simpsons quote)

  10. Romero's slow demise by ugly+colour+scheme · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Romero: Coding revolutionary games such wolfenstein, doom, and quake along side brilliant minds such as Jonah Carmack.

    Romero: Running his own company, into the ground. Release one horrible game that nobody plays. Romero laughs critics off as he deep conditions his hair.

    Romero: Teaching at game-coding schools

    Romero: Doing Contract work for handheld games producer n-gage (probably hopeless against the huge competition of the gameboy).

    Poor, poor, Romero. He should have stayed with ID software...

    1. Re:Romero's slow demise by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Romero: Coding revolutionary games such wolfenstein, doom, and quake along side brilliant minds such as Jonah Carmack.

      /me looks at screen shot of Daikatana. Then Hyperspace Delivery Boy. Then Daikatana. Then HDB. What the fuck? What the fucking fuck fuck?

      > Poor, poor, Romero. He should have stayed with ID software...

      Evil-sounding voice: "oremoR nhoJ ,em llik tsrif tsum uoy emag eht etelpmoc oT"

      Space Marine: "Yeah, Bahpomet, if I had that thing in my closet, I'd call in the Space Marines to blow it up too! But just one question, Baph, ol' buddy... [shouldering rocket launcher] Why didn't you just ask me. I mean, you could have saved yourself 30 levels of of your best hellspawned warriors. [*whoosh-thump*]"

    2. Re:Romero's slow demise by triapple · · Score: 1
      Romero: Running his own company, into the ground. Release one horrible game that nobody plays. Romero laughs critics off as he deep conditions his hair.

      I thought Romero's company is ion storm, and other then daikatana, they released deux Ex, 2002(?) game of the year. Also they are making a sequel and thief 3. Hardly a company that has ran into the ground.

    3. Re:Romero's slow demise by Fiveeight · · Score: 1

      Ion Storm was [is?] divided into two offices, Dallas and Austin. The Austin office did all that good stuff. Dallas did Daikatana and I think Anachronax. Guess which office Romero ran?

    4. Re:Romero's slow demise by mahdi13 · · Score: 1

      Poor, poor, Romero. He should have stayed with ID software...

      He would of stayed with id if Carmack and McGee didn't fire his ass for being an egotistical, bullheaded dick

      --
      "Some things have to be believed to be seen." - Ralph Hodgson
  11. the MP4 trailer by zephc · · Score: 3, Informative

    is in fact NOT MP4 (or its some bastardization thereof), but is in truth some form of ASF that my OS X Windows Media Player can't handle.

    --
    "I would say that 99 per cent of what my father has written about his own life is false." - L. Ron Hubbard Jr.
    1. Re:the MP4 trailer by nuntius · · Score: 1

      Actually, it appears to be "MP43 - Microsoft MPEG-4 V3"... whatever that is.

      If it makes you feel any better, I'm going to have to track the codec down myself. And I've got Windows Media Player 9 running on WinXP.

    2. Re:the MP4 trailer by nuntius · · Score: 1

      Final breakdown.

      Video: Microsoft MPEG-4 Video Codec V3

      Audio: Voxware MetaSound ACS96V2 96.1 kbps, 44 kHz, Stereo

    3. Re:the MP4 trailer by Enrico+Pulatzo · · Score: 1

      Do yourself a favor and get MPlayer2 for OSX. It's much better than WMP for OSX.

    4. Re:the MP4 trailer by pldms · · Score: 1

      Final breakdown.

      And all wrapped in ASF file format. Oh dear.

      Why do people slap the 'mpeg 4' name on any file which may have once been near a codec that was mentioned in a bar round the corner from some guy who was sacked by a company that was formerly a member MPEG consortium?

      And here's a start when you make MP4s: try using the mpeg 4 format. ASF - nope. AVI - ugh, and nope. It's really simple. These guys make something that will get you started.

      Sorry - little bug bear of mine. I'll be quiet now :-)

      --
      Slashdot looked deep within my soul and assigned
      me a number based on the order in which I joined
  12. Lemme get this straight... by WegianWarrior · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Having just skimmed the bit about the N-gage.. It is a phone.. with a small gameboy-like device built into it. or possible a hand held gameconsolle with a phone inside - same difference.

    So, either some bastard will call me just as I'm about to beat the highscore... or the batteries will be dead from me playing to much games, so I'll miss that vital call. Neitehr sounds like a deal to me.

    I may be old skool here, but I much prefer my handheld game to be seperate from my phone, and both to be seperate from my PDA (even thought I do play some games on the later). That way, I'll never miss my calls or have to end my game to take the phone.. and as every old skool nerd knows; the more gadgets, the better. Still, I can see how this may go down well with those who gets a device just because it is new and thus cool - and it looks pretty neat too. Have anyone here one of these and can give some info on how it is in actuall use?

    --
    Everything in the world is controlled by a small, evil group to which, unfortunately, no one you know belongs.
    1. Re:Lemme get this straight... by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 1

      I'm imagining that you can probably pause your game to take any phone calls that come in. God forbid you should screw up your quest for the high score.

      And frankly, I feel that the fewer gadgets I've got to tote around, keep track of, remember to recharge, etc... the better. As long as the few gadgets perform all their functions as well or better then the many, I'll be happy to ditch the extraneous ones.

      --
      I am NOT a man!
      I am a free number!
  13. They won't get a cent out of me by B3ryllium · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't plan on giving John Romero any of my money.

    He told me, via ads in PC Gamer, to "Suck it down" ..

    No, Mr. Romero, *you* suck it down.

    1. Re:They won't get a cent out of me by GunFodder · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wouldn't give him money either but ever since he made me his bitch I haven't had much choice.

    2. Re:They won't get a cent out of me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And a less valid reason for buying a Romero game I cannot think of.

      It's not like there aren't a lot of perfectly good reasons not to buy his games.

    3. Re:They won't get a cent out of me by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, that ad was aimed at *you*? Damn, and here all this time he was making fun of *me*.

      I forgive ya, John! Um... is it too late to buy Daikatana now?

      --
      I am NOT a man!
      I am a free number!
    4. Re:They won't get a cent out of me by sharkey · · Score: 1
      No, Mr. Romero, *you* suck it down.

      Speak for yourself, I prefer Killcreek.

      --

      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
  14. Cell phones are SHACKLES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    The MAN is enticing you with bells and whistles and eye candy so you will willingly put on your chains!

    Why don't you just go all the way and put A WIRE IN YOUR HEAD ?!!!

  15. in a ralph wiggum voice everybody by jaxon6 · · Score: 1

    Mr. Romero, will you make me your bitch?

    --
    Do you see the sig? Do you have it in your sights? Why yes, Miss Moneypenny...
  16. Romero's a Charlatan, and his Fan-Boys are Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Romero's fan-boys are such morons, they also think George W Bush is a great hero genuis.

  17. OT: .ZIP file? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Yeah, because compressing allready-compressed video is such a productive use of one's time...

    --

    You can't take the sky from me...

    1. Re:OT: .ZIP file? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zip adds error detection.

      And it also compresses another few percent, which adds up when you have thousands of downloads.

      YOU FUCKING NEWBIE

    2. Re:OT: .ZIP file? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus, some schools or businesses have filters that prevent downloading certain types of files. You make it a ZIP file, no problems in downloading.

    3. Re:OT: .ZIP file? by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      Who needs error correction when you have wget?

    4. Re:OT: .ZIP file? by Stubtify · · Score: 1

      This also solves the problem of AOL users streaming the file every time they want to see it. Those downloads aren't free and by making it a .zip file you're forced to save it and hopefully not download the file mulriple times.

    5. Re:OT: .ZIP file? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      And if you'd bother downloading it, you'd notice there were other files bundled in with the video...

      Right. We can't expect /.ers to show any restraint.

    6. Re:OT: .ZIP file? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Also, the zip includes documents warning you that by downloading them you violated its EULA.

      Fun.

      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

  18. You Insensitive Clod! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I have no eyes!

    (after having read the last games.slashdot.org story).

  19. I know its an N-Gage by Obiwan+Kenobi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But this looks awful.

    Not since Rise of the Triad on a 386 have I seen such a terrible resolution and absolute mess of pixels.

    Did you see the shot where you looked down the hall and it was all a blur of brown and green/blue? Yeah, that's the whole game for you. "Did that blob move? Shoot it!"

    And deathmatch? Don't make me laugh.

    What little gameplay this will provide will be VERY SMALL roomed deathmatch with awful looking weapons on a very small screen.

    I'm all for FPS on N-Gage if it can look better than this. And hell, if you're going to go, why not just port Doom 2? Its still a great game and you won't have to make a fool of yourself trying to make it look "as good" as the original.

    I say go for fighting games on the N-Gage. Something like Samurai Showdown, which has an active zoom-out feature, would work great because of the screen width limitation.

    The phone should've been longer, or the resolution should've been better, because this "hype" trailer just makes me glad I haven't through twice about buying an N-Gage.

    Good job Romero! Once again you've underwhelmed everyone.

    1. Re:I know its an N-Gage by iamhassi · · Score: 1
      "Not since Rise of the Triad on a 386 have I seen such a terrible resolution and absolute mess of pixels."

      standard response: IT'S A CELLPHONE!

      "blah blah blah...on a very small screen."

      standard response: IT'S A CELLPHONE!
      The screen's 35*41.5mm, so no shit it's a "very small screen".

      "The phone should've been longer, or the resolution should've been better, because this "hype" trailer just makes me glad I haven't through twice about buying an N-Gage."

      Any longer and it'd be one of those old 80's bagphones, and a better resolution would have no doubt resulted in a even worse battery life than the pitiful current 6 hours game time.

      NO one is going to throw their PS2 out for this cellphone, but considering the competition this cellphone/portable game system is AMAZING.

      Tell you what: I'll play Red Faction on my N-Gage and you keep playing Pokemon on your GBA and we'll all be happy.

      --
      my karma will be here long after I'm gone
  20. My Anonymous Dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is for John Romero, Marc Andreesen, and Bill Gates to get together for a massive startup behind the iLoo idea.

    If the joke is too subtle, keep in mind these are my three most annoying people in the computer industry.

  21. Thanks for reading by Jon+Romero · · Score: 0, Troll

    First of all I'd like to thank everyone who has expressed an interest in MonkeyStone. Back when I was writing Doom, you know, we were pretty sure that multiplayer was the wave of the future. I have that same feeling now about wireless handhelds. They are the future of gaming, you know, and it's the same technical hurdles all over again: scarcity of storage, slow processors, the whole nine yards. So, in some ways, the challenge is familiar.

    I think we're succeeding, though, and it feels good to be at the forefront of gaming development again, pushing the envelope. I encourage everyone in the gaming community to come check out where we're leading the industry.

    Thanks for stopping by!

    --
    Genius is 99% perspiration and 1% dumb luck.
    1. Re:Thanks for reading by Subcarrier · · Score: 1

      Genius is 99% perspiration and 1% dumb luck.

      Now you tell me. I belong to that 99% who have been using anti-perspirant ever since we grew hair in our arm pits.

      --
      "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them." -- George H. W. Bush
  22. Daikatana Open Source by VAXGeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm surprised this hasn't been posted yet, but Romero has recently announced at E3 that Daikatana's source code will be released in 3 weeks. As you can imagine, everyone is very excited, because we can bring the advanced AI "buddy bots" from Daikatana to our favorite games, like Half Life, or maybe even the upcoming Doom3. Nothing will be better than having Superfly Johnson behind you helping you frag a cyberdemon.

    --
    this sig limit is too small to put anything good h
    1. Re:Daikatana Open Source by Shadestalker · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think a spell checker is needed here, you misspelled "Daikatana Open Sores."

    2. Re:Daikatana Open Source by Hank+Reardon · · Score: 1
      Nothing will be better than having Superfly Johnson behind you helping you frag a cyberdemon.
      Uh, shouldn't that be:
      Nothing will be better than having Superfly Johnson jumping in front of your muzzle as you attempt to frag a cyberdemon

      Sorry, couldn't resist...

      --
      There's so little difference between politics and jihad lately...
  23. Mirror by cultobill · · Score: 1

    Good lord, it's getting slow...
    Try here for those files. It'll be a few minutes before the MP4 one is downloaded, but it'll be there. QT is there already.

    --
    -- Bill "Houdini" Weiss
  24. Want to know the ending? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can use the rocket launcher to carve out a section of wall (using the Geo-Mod technology) and reveal Romero's head. Only when you've finally convinced Romero to shut up and stop hyping his products (through whatever means necessary) does the game end.

    "Suck it down, b-"... Boom!

  25. Just Watched Footage... by TomHandy · · Score: 1

    I've got to say, I'm a little underwhelmed by it. It looks a bit crisper than the typical GBA FPS game, but it didn't look nearly as impressive as I was expecting. The narrow gamescreen seems a little annoying too, but outside of that, the graphics just don't seem all that impressive. - Tom

    1. Re:Just Watched Footage... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a fucking cellphone you dimwit.

      It's not competition for the GBA by any stretch of the imagination. It's a totally different market.

      Only dimwit shiteating cockstroking slashbots would confuse the two.

      Oh yeah, and linux is gay.

    2. Re:Just Watched Footage... by TomHandy · · Score: 1
      Umm, sorry, but competition for the GBA is EXACTLY how this thing is being positioned (not just that, but as something that is supposedly supposed to be superior to the GBA with its wireless gaming and 3d capabilities).

      I have no idea why you're calling me a dimwit. My expectations for regular plain old cellphone games are low. Nokia has been pimping this n-gage specifically as a game machine, and has even said publically it really isn't going to be very good as a phone. This system can not be judged by the standards of other cellphone games, which are inherently simple. Nokia has set a bar and expectation that they are taking on Nintendo, and especially at $299, there is no way anyone can justify "ok, the games aren't great, but it's a cellphone!" line, because this product is being sold as a gaming device, not as just a phone that happens to have some beefed up gaming capabilities.

      So, chill out.

      -Tom

  26. Derek Smart ?? by Atomic+Punk · · Score: 1

    http://www.werewolves.org/~follies/

    1. Re:Derek Smart ?? by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      That's Derek Smart, PhD to you mere mortal!

      --
      Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs - -all next week on Town Talk.
  27. Wow--it's Doom on Mars! by writertype · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Geez, look at the video--crates, ramps, all the old standbys. It seriously looks like Doom with mouselook, sans demons.

    Earth to Romero--we've moved on.

    1. Re:Wow--it's Doom on Mars! by MisterFancypants · · Score: 1
      Geez, look at the video--crates, ramps, all the old standbys. It seriously looks like Doom with mouselook, sans demons. Earth to Romero--we've moved on.

      Earth to writertype -- Red Faction wasn't designed by John Romero. This is simply a port of a PS2 and PC game that came out a couple of years ago.

    2. Re:Wow--it's Doom on Mars! by writertype · · Score: 3, Funny
      Thanks, chief--I figured that one out by myself.

      But somehow, I still suspect that he could have done a port of Space Invaders and there would still have been a warehouse level. With crates.

    3. Re:Wow--it's Doom on Mars! by RdsArts · · Score: 1

      Well, where else are you going to put the landers? On a moon base? In Phoebos?

      (hey, I never claimed to be original)

  28. Aren't we overdue for a Masters of Doom review? by joeflies · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm surprised that a book review for Masters of Doom about the Carmack/Romero relationship hasn't popped up yet. I'm gonna wait until I see a geek review before buying

    1. Re:Aren't we overdue for a Masters of Doom review? by VAXGeek · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised no one has seen your pathetic attempt to score some $ from a referral link.

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  29. Is it Linux compatible? by pyite69 · · Score: 1, Informative

    If so, where can I download a demo? If not, why
    is this story on Slashdot.

    1. Re:Is it Linux compatible? by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      *feeds troll*

      It's for a proprietary handheld system, you moron....Did you even read the headline, let alone the article? It's not even a PC game, why the hell would it be Linux-compatible?

  30. Hey Sweeney37! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Since you're a firstposter and subscriber to slashdot --

    A. you have access to "future" stories
    B. you don't give a crap about copyright
    C. are a troll

    Can you please start reposting the text from the "future" stories to the current threads? A lot?

    kthx!

  31. stop the madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would everyone PLEASE STOP giving John Romero more press than he deserves? His reputation shouldn't be big enough to warrant a slashdot post. Daikatana simply wasn't bad enough to make him the Ed Wood of video games, neither was it good enough for anyone to talk about it beyond 6 months after its release.

    It annoys the heck out of me that this guy is still famous... for doing *WHAT*?

  32. little info by GunFodder · · Score: 4, Informative

    The N-Gage hasn't been released yet, but it has the same processor, OS, screen resolution and basic buttons as the 3650/7650. The main differences will be:

    1. Uses removable media cards for games
    2. Buttons are laid out like a handheld game system

    I have played some games on my Nokia 3650 and it is a very capable gaming platform. The battery lasts for several hours while gameplaying. The screen is bright and clear, and the controls are reasonable if not exceptional.

    If you want a perfect device for every possible function then more power to you. I found that my Palm PDA stayed in my bag because it was too large to carry in my pocket. I would rather have a slightly less functional device that I can (and do) carry with me all the time. I don't care for the idea of a batbelt for a separate phone, portable game machine, PDA, camera, etc.

    1. Re:little info by 10Ghz · · Score: 1
      The N-Gage hasn't been released yet, but it has the same processor, OS, screen resolution and basic buttons as the 3650/7650.


      Ummmm.... No. 3650 or 7650 do not have 104MHz ARM processor in 'em
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    2. Re:little info by Dr.+Photo · · Score: 1

      I don't care for the idea of a batbelt for a separate phone, portable game machine, PDA, camera, etc.

      If I may ask, where do you keep your grappling hook, Batarang, Bat-phone, Bat-pager, Bat-fire-extinguisher, Bat-bat, and Bat-kitchen-sink?

    3. Re:little info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm... Yes they do! Where did you get your "info"? 7650 & 3650 & N-Gage share the same specs.

  33. Design is Raw by SimHacker · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    Upsuckers: What were the factors behind the release date being pushed back to September?

    Bombero: The sheer amount of hype coupled with the Q2 credibility disintegration delay added in with the fact that it just takes 18 months to make up enough lies to describe a game this size.

    Upsuckers: Are there any special features in Daikatana's multiplayer mode that will set it apart from other 3d shooters?

    Bombero: Players getting erections and jacking off while they are deathmatching. Another one is the prospect that we might allow the player to blow any monster from the time period the map is based in.

    Upsuckers: Will the camera position in Daikatana be strictly first person during general gameplay?

    Bombero: There will also be a 3rd grade point of view which will be helpful during food combat but is pretty much a staple of 3rd grade games today.

    Upsuckers: Could you explain the "level AI"? How will the levels give hints?

    Bombero: There's an AI bloat system that basically craps out everywhere that creatures can travel so they always get stuck and look dumb while going after the player. An AFLAC duck monster will definitely be able to quack down the player no matter where he is located. There are other special gimicks in the maps but these are basically there to support my crystal meth habit.

    Upsuckers: Can you ever see yourself doing something other than a first-person shooter?

    Bombero: Sure. But right now I still love this style of game more than any other. But there's no way you'd catch me making those faggy little handheld cellular phone games. I'd have to totally run out of ideas and money, before I ever did anything bottom-of-the-barrel like that. That kind of crap is for intellectually bankrupt washed-up has-beens. I've bet my reputation of the success of Daikatana, and when it finally ships, everyone will know what a great designer I am. They will never forget what I've done!

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  34. No story on Sony's new handheld? by smd4985 · · Score: 2

    Much bigger news is the story that Sony will be releasing a portable to compete with Nintendo's Game Boy series. They are calling it the PSP (PlayStation Portable) and it should have graphical quality akin go to the PS1. No firm release date but they said 'late next year' (why the freaking wait!?!?!?).

    To oust Nintendo, they better allow it to play PS1 games though it apparently uses a proprietary media format.

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    1. Re:No story on Sony's new handheld? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sure hope Sony uses the mini-disc format for their portable player. That way the games can be big and have great sound.

    2. Re:No story on Sony's new handheld? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      graphical quality akin to the ps1 and battery life akin to a zipzap...

    3. Re:No story on Sony's new handheld? by bob_dinosaur · · Score: 1
      (why the freaking wait!?!?!?)
      Um, because they've got to design, test, and manufacture the fucking thing? If ideas sprang fully-formed from my head as functional items I'd train a BFG on your ass boyo...
  35. Romero isn't the only guy there.. by Plix · · Score: 1

    I'm getting really tired of only hearing about Romero just because he's louder. In my mind Tom Hall is a far more admirable figure who cofounded monkeystone and is just as worthy of mention.

  36. already been done by GunFodder · · Score: 1

    Actually Doom has already been ported to the Series 60 platform. It looks kinda like the video for the Red Faction port. It may not look very impressive running on a modern PC but when you see it on a phone it looks pretty cool. The real problem with the game is the controls.

  37. It looks great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I especially like the way they light the crates.

  38. OT Color Theme suggestion by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    Hey dudes,

    A few days ago I did a mockup of a slightly altered version of Slashdot's Games Dept theme that is a little more pleasing to the eyes. You can see it here. It recieved some good response, however the topic only got a few views. Just wanted to post it one more time in a busier thread and see if people like it enough for me to submit to the editors.

    (I know, it's OT. At least I put some work into fixing the problem that's being complained about!)

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  39. Well by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

    Does anybody seriously think he can have another hit like Daikatana again?

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  40. While we have moved on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cell phones and PDA's are getting around and some what beyond the power of old PCs.

    All companies need to do for some easy cash is to re-release and port old PC and console titles on cell phones and PDAs

  41. MPlayer on Linux by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

    runs it just fine.

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  42. Gage or Gauge? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I here "Gage", all I can think of is the lovely "Gauge"
    http://www.candylist.com/gauge/

  43. Daikatana by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .... hahahahaha! ... HAHAHAHA!

  44. Seems appropriate by xihr · · Score: 1

    Well that seems appropriate new project, since Red Faction was one of the worst FPS games I've ever played -- the only notably worse exception being Gore.

  45. sorry I had to do it by Str8Dog · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    but i can't leave with out my buddy, SUPERFLY!

    I am so bad...

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  46. WTF, this is 2003 not 1993. by bani · · Score: 1

    This game freaking looks like doom on a 386. Uber blocky, and slow as hell. Complete waste of time -- get a GBA or something else instead.

  47. N-Gage - facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    I worked on the N-Gage briefly so here's some 'insider' info :)
    • It's a phone running Symbian 6.1 which is shaped like a GBA (original, not SP) without shoulder buttons.
    • The screen is 208x176. Yes, the screen is portrait, great for vertical space shooters, crap for anything else. It's really bright and really crisp, but much, much too small. It can do 4096 colours (RGB444) which is fine IMHO.
    • It's got Bluetooth, no IR and GSM/GPRS.
    • You can get games on Flash cards which it has a built-in reader for BUT the reader is on the back of the phone, UNDER the battery cover and the slot is obscured by the battery. You have to remove the battery to change your flash card!!!
    • The 'getting-a-call-whilest-playing-a-game' senario that's been mentioned really wasn't that much of a problem for me. I was only using it at work, but I kept my personal SIM in sometimes (when my own phones' battery had run out). The transition from game to phone was pretty smooth (espically with headphones on) and the transition back was fine too.
    • To use it has a phone you have to hold it like a big ear to the side of your head. The mike/speaker is along the top of the unit. Kinda hard to picture, but it encourages you to use the hands-free :)
    • I have yet to see (i.e. we couldn't get it working and Nokia couldn't show us a working demo) more than 2 phones connected simultaneously via Bluetooth. Which kinda defeats the purpose IMHO. BT on the whole was really hard to get working in any real way, the API's and docs suck and the performance of the Nokia demos that we were suppiled with sucked too (<10 fps, but we were able to improve that significantly with some 'imaginitive' coding). Still even on the production phones (i.e. 7650) the total throughput was pretty lousy.


    All in all I wasn't that impressed with it. The chip (ARM9) and board (some kind of TI OMAP) were very impressive, but the screen, controls and storage media really let it down. The OS is not well suited to writing games at all, which is a big no-no for a games platform. On the plus side, the CPU and RAM are really powerful for the size and battery. It can piss all over the GBA's ARM7 and various memory spaces. However, I think that the obvious design flaws and (probably) insane price will leave the GBA with little to worry about.
    1. Re:N-Gage - facts by enjo13 · · Score: 1

      We've had no trouble getting blue tooth working and communicating with both Desktop and other Nokia devices (including other N-Gages).

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  48. hard to believe by moby · · Score: 1

    it's hard to believe a site hosting a directly-linked file on slashdot's front page is still around.
    props to nokia.

  49. Legacy of Kain: Defiance by blincoln · · Score: 2, Informative

    Defiance was revealed at the last minute along with Eidos other offerings.

    There's some other cool-looking products at this year's E3, but I know what *I'm* pre-ordering as soon as it's available =).

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  50. I banged your girlfriend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just thought I'd tell you. She was at that club, you know the one. Dude, as you crash and burn with shitty cell-phone gamez shes humping and dumping guys like me. Not bad in bed, a little rusty from not getting it on as much as she'd like to. Give her a kiss behind the knee for me.

  51. This post is NOT off topic. by voxel · · Score: 1

    Superfly is a character Romero made in his previous game, Diakatana or whatever. Superfly was an anoying side kick that everyone hated as you had to keep him alive while playing or the game was over, and his AI was poor so he always got himself into trouble.

    The parent post to this one should be marked Funny: 1, not Offtopic: 1.

    It is a funny comment! Where is Superfly in the latest game? :P

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    1. Re:This post is NOT off topic. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      And if you can, find a song called 'Superfly's Johnson' by The Laziest Men on Mars. They took various sound clips from Daikatana, set them to a porn movie song (I think it's called Shafted) and, dammit, it works. It's funny as hell.

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  52. Any Mirrors of these? by spoco2 · · Score: 1

    As both IGN and Gamespot charge to see them :(

    1. Re:Any Mirrors of these? by Fiveeight · · Score: 1

      Halo.Bungie.Org has lots of mirrors for a Halo2 trailer (Dunno if it's the same one).

  53. Nokia makes trains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I prefer the larger gauges, but N gauge is pretty cool if you have limited space.

  54. LOL insider?? by iamhassi · · Score: 1
    All the info you posted can be found here and here.

    So much for "inside".

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  55. "insider" rather than 'insider' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, I'll remember that u only understand double quote marks to mean scarcasm, and that single marks are reserved for... er... what exactly?

    There was a number of requests for details, rather than looking all over the net so that I didn't duplicate anything in the Public Domain I just answered some questions, and provided abit of my opinion (not found on any websites). Surely that's what this forum is for?

  56. So YOU were the one? by front · · Score: 1

    Wait a minute! So YOU were the one who bought Daikatana... I always wondered who that person was!

    cheers

    front

  57. Two minutes silence... by JimPooley · · Score: 1

    From 'Eurogamer.net':-
    "...a newly shorn John Romero nervously took the stage, looking uncannily like a short version of Huey from the Fun Loving Criminals. But after a spectacularly unconvincing demo of the jerkathon that is Red Faction, Romero managed to inspire one of the longest periods of silence in gaming history. It was as if at the point of applause, the audience went into a stunned state of mourning, suddenly recalling the travesty that was Daikatana. Sometimes past sins are just too unforgivable. Romero was visibly shaken by the abject lack of enthusiasm..."

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  58. Backwards... by siskbc · · Score: 1

    ...you dipshit, your swastika's backwards. If you're going to be a racist moron, at least do it right.

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