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Your daily dose of spam... rjwoodhead writes "Hansard, the official journal of the UK parliament, reports on a recent discussion of spam in the House of Lords which not only mentions Monty Python, but reads like one of their skits." A New York spammer has been arrested. One account isn't scientifically representative, but it's a grim picture when you're showing a spam-doubling every 42 days. And an article in New Scientist suggests solving a puzzle, which is essentially the same idea as hash cash.

331 comments

  1. Bloody Vikings! by da3dAlus · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Baked beans are off, all we have is SPAM!"

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    Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
    1. Re:Bloody Vikings! by coryboehne · · Score: 2, Informative

      Q.
      If a spam king and a spam queen have sex what do you get??

      A.
      A spamwich!

      Ok, so it's a lame joke, but I still think it's funny..

    2. Re: Bloody Vikings! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > "Baked beans are off, all we have is SPAM!"

      Almost makes you wish we had internet spam back in '67, when the Who released their Sell-Out" album. (See album cover at upper right on that page.)

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  2. Gotta love british humor by (54)T-Dub · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lord Mackie of Benshie: My Lords, can the Minister think of a name for the enormous amount of unsolicited ordinary mail we receive?

    Lord Sainsbury of Turville: My Lords, when I have a moment I shall bend my mind to that question.

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    1. Re:Gotta love british humor by Nept · · Score: 4, Funny
      I though the funniest line was

      Lady Saltoun of Abernethy: My Lords, do the Government have any plans to restrict unsolicited faxes? My fax paper is always being wasted by people who send me faxes I do not want. I do not know whether they could be called "corned beef" or something, but I have had enough of them.

      I expected them at any point to start murmuring rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb. (custard!) .... that for goon show fans :)

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    2. Re:Gotta love british humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's worth noting that Lord Sainsbury of Turville is the Parlimantary Undersecretary for Technology and Innovation (something like that). Lord of the Geeks?

    3. Re:Gotta love british humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Naw, he only got that position so he can make sure GM food gets forced down our throats so his supermarkets can make more of what young persons today refer to as "tha bling bling".

      I have been unable to determine the origins of this term, but I shall bend my mind to it at the nearest opportunity.

    4. Re:Gotta love british humor by hndrcks · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think the comment right before the spam discussion gives everyone a good idea of the weighty matters taken up by the House of Lords:

      Baroness Strange: My Lords, does the Minister agree that sardine tins and anchovy tins are also very difficult to open with their tin-openers?

      At least they didn't flee to Oklahoma to avoid quorum!

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    5. Re:Gotta love british humor by YetAnotherAnonymousC · · Score: 1

      Maybe we can import some of these guys to Texas. They can't be any worse than my current AWOL rep...

    6. Re:Gotta love british humor by eggz128 · · Score: 4, Informative
      Lady Saltoun of Abernethy: My Lords, do the Government have any plans to restrict unsolicited faxes? My fax paper is always being wasted by people who send me faxes I do not want.


      I doubt she reads /. , but by calling 0845 070 0702 you can opt out from the fax direct marketing list. It nicely cut down the ammount of fax spam we had in work from around 15-20 pages to, well, 0.

      (Number taken from here.)
    7. Re:Gotta love british humor by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 1, Interesting

      My Lords, can the Minister think of a name for the enormous amount of unsolicited ordinary mail we receive? Just because the so called "Ordinary" mail, doesn't contain what these lordies call as profanity , doesn't mean it is not SPAM.
      IT IS STILL SPAM.
      My spam filter blocks "enlargement" as well as "have you found jebus yet ?"

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      for the last time people, I am "frodo from middle eaRTH", not "middle eaST".
    8. Re:Gotta love british humor by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Informative
      It's also worth noting that Lord Sainsbury of Turville has a personal connection with this issue. He's a spammer himself.

      Reg article
      USENET thread.

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    9. Re:Gotta love british humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By 'ordinary mail' he means snail-mail.

    10. Re:Gotta love british humor by uk_greg · · Score: 3, Funny

      And later in the transcript a "Lord Newby" weighed in - but on a different topic. Maybe he's not 1337 enough to talk about spam.

    11. Re:Gotta love british humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Even funnier when you read it in context, as it immediately followed this statement:

      Lord Sainsbury of Turville: My Lords, I totally agree. These statistics on accidents are extremely fascinating; they prove that the British public can use practically anything in this world to hurt themselves with. It is understandable that there are an estimated 55 accidents a year from putty, while toothpaste accounts for 73.

    12. Re:Gotta love british humor by _Spirit · · Score: 1

      Rhubarb ? Nah....

      Hold a chicken in the air was my favorite :-)

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    13. Re:Gotta love british humor by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      Rhubarb ? Nah....

      Hold a chicken in the air was my favorite :-)

      ...And tho' you hate this song
      You'll be humming it for weeks...

      ...and now everyone here who remembers that will be doing the same. Spitting Image 0wnz j00.

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      20 January 2017: the End of an Error.
    14. Re:Gotta love british humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US legislature may be much less amusing, but at least it has done away with this problem. (Apparently, the corresponding legislation in the UK is not as pervasive?)

    15. Re:Gotta love british humor by AlecC · · Score: 1

      I think that "ordinary mail" means "snail mail" i.e. junk paper delivcered by the Post Office. That is not spam in my book.

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    16. Re:Gotta love british humor by Bish.dk · · Score: 1

      Since we're all just quoting the article, I would like to point your attention to the topmost comment, which contains some real gems:

      Lord Sainsbury of Turville: [...] These statistics on accidents are extremely fascinating; they prove that the British public can use practically anything in this world to hurt themselves with. [...] However, it is rather bizarre that 823 accidents are estimated to be the result of letters and envelopes. It is difficult to understand how they can be the cause of such serious plight.

      Envelopes?!?!

    17. Re:Gotta love british humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also worth noting that Lord Sainsbury is a recent addition to the House of Lords, and is better known for being a scion of the famous Sainsbury's grocery store family. That's probably why he's so good with anchovy tins, corned beef and indeed Spam (TM).

    18. Re:Gotta love british humor by (54)T-Dub · · Score: 1

      Don't belittle the horror of paper cuts plz.

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      "I can not bring myself to believe that if knowledge presents danger, the solution is ignorance" - Isaac Asimov
    19. Re:Gotta love british humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, notice that in the UK there are NOT 823 lawsuits against envelope manufacturers each year.

    20. Re:Gotta love british humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stick a deckchair up your nose

    21. Re:Gotta love british humor by lga · · Score: 2, Informative
      It's also worth noting that Lord Sainsbury of Turville has a personal connection with this issue. He's a spammer himself.


      Please take note that this post is NOT a troll. the supermarket chain Sainsburys, owned by Lord Sainsbury, did indeed engage in spamming. The Register has the details. Check your facts before moderating please.

    22. Re:Gotta love british humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your "AWOL rep" is a HERO. Don't you forget it either.

  3. These spam laws are a waste of time by w.p.richardson · · Score: 5, Insightful
    So one spammer gets arrested. So what? It's just red meat for the rabid anti-spammers, but nothing will come of it. You know, it's not legal to spam faxes either, but guess what... my office fax is loaded with crap every day!

    Why waste time with legislation? A more permanent solution would focus on the technical - e.g., changing the protocol to forbid spam, etc.

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    1. Re:These spam laws are a waste of time by thewebgeek · · Score: 0

      My question is what is spam, and do these laws also account for instant messaging and two way text messaging or just spam via email?

    2. Re:These spam laws are a waste of time by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It could be like the war on drugs, that convicted mass spammers loose access to equipment associated with the dealing of spam, which would include computers, software, a whole slew of goods that could be sold at auction to support local law enforcement, as well as compensate for those who lost valuable time reading thigns like, "7 million singles looking for you".

      Isn't that what they do with other forms of computer crime anyway?

      Hell, a search warrent alone would put a spam business down and out pending trial.

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    3. Re:These spam laws are a waste of time by moehoward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think that the laws will have a small effect. There will be a few big profile arrests, fines, confiscation of computers, public lynchings, etc.

      The real issues are the international issue and then the sheer magnitude of the problem. The individual States are strapped for cash. No AG office or law enforcement agency needs more work. Call a state communications commission and ask what they hear about... They will tell you that ALL they hear about all day long is telemarketing complaints. They are completely swamped by that alone, which is mostly legal. Just think how up to their necks they will be in spam complaints. I sure don't want to pay more a lot more taxes to fight spam, keep spammers in jail, or pay for the syringe to put them away for good.

      I'd have to agree that the answer to spam is in the technology. We need to re-engineer the email system. We all knew it was open for abuse from day one. If someone suggests a good effort that is taking place in that direction, let me know so I can toss some money their way. Now there is something I'd rather throw money at.

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    4. Re:These spam laws are a waste of time by spumoni_fettuccini · · Score: 1

      We recently went to a fax through e-mail, so we hardly use the fax machine at all. Now we get "fax spam" in our inbox. I wonder how hard it would be to use that against spammers, as now our fax and e-mail are one [so to speak]. It worked a while back when that one guy convinced a judge that his computer was a fax [sort of] and won a case. Sorry can't remember how long ago that was.

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    5. Re:These spam laws are a waste of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ALL advertising should be outlawed!

      If I want to know about your peabrained product, I'd have asked you about it muthefukker!

    6. Re:These spam laws are a waste of time by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 4, Interesting
      The similarities to the War on Drugs are debatable. Spamming can be run as a one-man operation on a shoe-string budget, but remember that the vast majority of it in this country comes from something like 200 people. The sort of operation alsky runs must stay in one spot and requires a lot of equipment.

      Furthermore, the justification of a War on Spam is of a totally different nature than that of the failure that is Prohibition II. Almost all the problems usually attributed to drugs stemp only from their illegality. But Spam has until recently been quite legal and is now, as the Lords put it, 'choking the Internet'. Spam requires that the spammer be deceitful and intrusive to _everyone_ and actively waste their time, effort, and money. Plus the only people who get any enjoyment out of it are the ones directly making money off it, or think they are by hiring spammers. Drugs at least have the potential to be win-win for everyone involved.

      My only real worry about arresting spammers is, like any other law, that it's going to be used entirely on the innocent or small fry and the schmucks actually clogging my inbox get off scot free. Or that even if we clear it up at home, we'll just get swamped by spammers from Asia (moreso than already, anyway) or whatver.

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      Dyolf Knip
    7. Re:These spam laws are a waste of time by malia8888 · · Score: 1
      changing the protocol to forbid spam, etc.

      This is an idea. Is there a way to prevent any email that is addressed to possibly more than ten people to be stopped dead in its tracks unless the recipient has requested said email?

      This way subscriber emails from say Slashdot would pass through an individual's email gate while the ones from spammers would loiter in the cyber lobby with the "ring" unanswered.

      It seems the ISP's themselves would be putting some muscle into developing this technology. They are the ones who are suffering with the stolen bandwidth.

      It is either this or every email having itty bitty electronic stamps with either Steve Jobs or Bill Gates for a picture that cost 37 cents.

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    8. Re:These spam laws are a waste of time by bugnuts · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Why waste time with legislation? A more permanent solution would focus on the technical - e.g., changing the protocol to forbid
      spam, etc.


      You get very few unsolicited faxes a day. Almost certainly, you have or had a business relationship with the fax-spammers, which means it's not truly unsolicited. You should fax them back (on the required number listed on the fax) and tell them to stop. No number listed? That's illegal, too!


      Without the legislation, you and others would be receiving literally TONS of fax spam a month (yes, you can measure the mass when using faxes :). The problem is the same with email spam: the recipient bears the cost of receipt. If we consider the anti-fax-spam law to be a good one, it should simply be extended to the email age due to the close similarities. Spammers have been successfully sued based on the fax laws.


      The anti-fax-spam laws are absolutely NOT a waste of time. You don't know what you're talking about.

    9. Re:These spam laws are a waste of time by aePrime · · Score: 1

      Brought to you by the public campaign against advertising.

    10. Re:These spam laws are a waste of time by CableModemSniper · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The difference between a war on spam and a war on drugs is that some people like drugs, nobody likes spam.

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      Why not fork?
    11. Re:These spam laws are a waste of time by kisrael · · Score: 1

      The difference between a war on spam and a war on drugs is that some people like drugs, nobody likes spam.
      That's not true. And anyone who likes spam but doesn't want to admit it to themselves will redefine the terms: what it means to be in a business relationship with someone, what unsolicited means.

      And NO ONE (except maybe mailing lists) has a usable "click to remove" feature, since no one trusts 'em, because maybe it'll just act as an address confirmation.

      It's frustrating. There are legitimate uses for bulk e-mail, mailing lists of varying types, but too many proposed solutions would really do a number on those.

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    12. Re:These spam laws are a waste of time by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      Relax, it was intended to be a joke.

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      Why not fork?
    13. Re:These spam laws are a waste of time by Mike1024 · · Score: 1

      Hey,

      You know, it's not legal to spam faxes either, but guess what... my office fax is loaded with crap every day!

      Check out the article:

      Lord Haskel: My Lords, is my noble friend aware that modern fax machines are equipped to refuse faxes that have no return telephone number. In that way, many unsolicited faxes are filtered out.

      Maybe you could try that?

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      "Goodness me, how unlike the FBI to abuse the trust of the American public." -- The Onion
    14. Re:These spam laws are a waste of time by J053 · · Score: 1
      >I sure don't want to pay more a lot more taxes to fight spam, keep spammers in jail, or pay for the syringe to put them away for good.

      I, for one, would gladly pay for the syringe!

  4. Puzzles = Waste of CPU cycles? by tunabomber · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Instead of doing some random puzzle, why not kill two birds with one stone and have machines that want to send email or have access to other services do a small work unit for folding@home or something.

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    1. Re:Puzzles = Waste of CPU cycles? by mblase · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Instead of doing some random puzzle, why not kill two birds with one stone and have machines that want to send email or have access to other services do a small work unit for folding@home or something.

      The idea is to authorize the querying computer by giving them a problem to solve for which the answer is already known. Something like Folding@home involves puzzles for which the answers aren't yet known, so if the querying computer avoided solving it and just sent back a garbage solution the host machine wouldn't know the difference.

    2. Re:Puzzles = Waste of CPU cycles? by spydir31 · · Score: 1

      why not make human solvable ones?
      force the spammers to do a bit of work :)

    3. Re:Puzzles = Waste of CPU cycles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of doing some random puzzle, why not kill two birds with one stone and have machines that want to send email or have access to other services do a small work unit for folding@home or something.

      Much like anti-piracy DRM technologies, this would harm innocent Net users more than guilty spammers (who would probably just resort to hacking into unprotected systems to avoid the measures).

    4. Re:Puzzles = Waste of CPU cycles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is why you should send the same workload to two or more machines, and compare the results.

    5. Re:Puzzles = Waste of CPU cycles? by Plan+B · · Score: 1

      ...or, you have it solve a problem in NP, for
      which the answer isn't known but can be confirmed in polynomial time.

    6. Re:Puzzles = Waste of CPU cycles? by Lord+Dimwit+Flathead · · Score: 1

      Doesn't work, I'm afraid. The first system to get any particular workload can simply return gibberish and there's no way for the querying system to know that it isn't valid. If the next system to get the workload returns a different answer, we have no way of knowing whether the invalid result is the first, second, or both. Moreover, if we implement some sort of system to queue emails until a sufficient number of matching results are obtained, the spammers can simply agree on a standard garbage response always to send to a querying server.

    7. Re:Puzzles = Waste of CPU cycles? by hymie3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Something like Folding@home involves puzzles for which the answers aren't yet known, so if the querying computer avoided solving it and just sent back a garbage solution the host machine wouldn't know the difference.

      Ah, but if the problem to solve were simply to verify the computation of an already completed packet you would be solving a computationaly intensive problem *and* adding to the trust for a completed packet (assuming the same answer were obtained).

      This would be two birds with one stone.

    8. Re:Puzzles = Waste of CPU cycles? by almightyjustin · · Score: 1

      That's no good either - what if it turns out the original computation was in error? Then your email doesn't get through. If you assume the original is always correct then checking it is useless.

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    9. Re:Puzzles = Waste of CPU cycles? by hymie3 · · Score: 1

      That's no good either - what if it turns out the original computation was in error?
      Then you ask for a new answer to a new problem (and report to the problem clearing house that there was +1 answers that conflicted).

      The odds that you'd get an additional bad answer (assuming that you're not trying to just fake an answer) decrease significantly with each new problem attempted. I'm more in favor of a "five strikes and you're out" approach. Give the sender multiple chances to solve problems before bouncing the mail as undevliverable.

      Mailers that try to fake the answers will *(rightly) get rejected. Mailers that are legitimately trying to answer that don't come up with the "right" answer help to track down incorrect answers in the first place. (and the overhead of answering two or three problems instead of just one (in the event of a wrong answer) isn't significant for normal, legitimate mailers

  5. Not to be a wet blanket, but... by kiwimate · · Score: 5, Informative

    New York Attorney General Eliot Spitzer heralded the case as the first criminal prosecution of a spammer under New York's six-month-old identity-theft statute. "Spammers who forge documents and steal the identity of others to create their e-mail traffic will be prosecuted," Spitzer said at a press conference.

    Seriously...the Buffalo spammer was almost trying to get caught, at this rate. The reason they got him is not because he's a scumbag spammer; it's because he brazenly engaged in identity theft. That just happened to be a tool that he then used to aid his spamming operation.

    The article contains one or two references to the amount of bandwidth consumed by his activities, but so what? If it hadn't been for the identity theft, he'd be vilified on /. -- and free to continue spamming. Sorry, but I don't see this as all that encouraging.

    1. Re:Not to be a wet blanket, but... by geekoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "... steal the identity of others to create their e-mail traffic will be prosecuted,"
      well, if a spammer suses a fake return email address, a common paractice, and that address belongs to someone, they have committed identity theft. So it is spam related. I think its cool. this lets us trackdown spammer who are 'legitimate' , and thus filter them, and give the authorities a tool in which to capture the others.

      Does the owner of abc.com own all the possible email address at abc.com? if so, just typing random garbage at abc.com is still identity theft.

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    2. Re:Not to be a wet blanket, but... by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      it's because he brazenly engaged in identity theft. That just happened to be a tool that he then used to aid his spamming operation.

      You're right, but I also think that as lawsuits target spammers for their various illegal activities we'll see that there are fewer people that are able to spam. After all, if this guy was using stolen credit cards and identities in order to spam one must assume that spamming without resorting to such measures is difficult. Why else would he go to the effort and the risk of doing these things unless he perceived it to be the only way to conduct his spam business?

      Now I'm not saying that you need to engage in credit card fraud and identity theft to spam, but I think it is somewhat encouraging that some spammers are being forced to go to such lengths to conduct their business. It means we are closing the loops on ways to do it "legally"--and as we do that I think we'll find there are fewer people willing to spam if it requires blatantly illegal acts such as credit card and identity theft.

    3. Re:Not to be a wet blanket, but... by big_gibbon · · Score: 1

      > Brazenly engaged in identity theft

      ??

      "Look at me, I'm pretending to be someone else!"

      You're not going to fool many people that way ;)

  6. Um, what? by bopo · · Score: 4, Informative
    Blockquoth the Lord Sainsbury of Turville:
    We aim to implement by the end of October this year the privacy and electronic communications directive. This includes requirements that unsolicited e-mails may be sent to individuals only for the purpose of direct marketing with their prior consent...
    "Please send me stuff I don't want you to send me."? (Yes, I know what he means, it just struck me as funny.)

    Also, I know we're not supposed to bitch about this, but it's a slow day at work and I'm bored: "2003-05-14 16:11:21 Buffalo Spammer Arrested for Identity Theft (articles,spam) (rejected)"

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    1. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, yours didn't get accepted as you mentioned the truth.
      Now if you had lied and said he was arrested for the act of spamming itself, not for the actions he used to get himself the accounts he spammed with then you would have got it posted.

  7. The alternative by Paddyish · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Forget Spam, wouldn't you prefer a rat sorbet?

    1. Re:The alternative by oO0OoO0Oo · · Score: 1

      The jugged fish is 'alibut!

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  8. Earthlink Abuse Department Rejoices by datavortex · · Score: 5, Interesting
    here is a photo of some of the people in the Earthlink Abuse Department responsible for the yearlong investigation that landed the Buffalo spammer in jail. Today is a great day for all of us!

    The people pictured are from the Atlanta team, there's also a Pasadena team that is putting a picture together. From left to right they are: Tom Tatom, Kate Trower, Bobby Arnold, Beth, Milliken, Larry Fine, and Louis Rush. People in Atlanta not pictured include our team lead Erich Hablutzel, Brian Greer, and the departmental manager, Mary Youngblood. The Pasadena crew includes Laura Truchon, Kenn Wilson, Brad Patton, Brian Majeska, Jesse Kolbert, Kevin Phillips.

    Today is a good day for all anti-spam activists!

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    He either comes off as a real interesting guy with encyclopedic knowledge,or a pathological liar with an ax to grind
    1. Re:Earthlink Abuse Department Rejoices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it's not a red Swingline stapler.

    2. Re:Earthlink Abuse Department Rejoices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Isn't Earthlink run by Scientologists?

    3. Re:Earthlink Abuse Department Rejoices by immanis · · Score: 5, Funny

      A great looking bunch of people. Homocidal maniac looking people on the right (That dude on the far right would be the right one to send knocking on someone's door), technical looking people on the left (the guy on the far left looks like every FBI wirehead in every movie I've ever seen), and smack in the middle, Beth, who I now want to have my baby. (She should block her email for the next couple hours as geeks across /. try to dig up her address.)

      What is it aboutt these departments that they all have an OB PIB (Person In Black) in them? Is there a new Affirmative Action law for goths and freaks (I say this, as the OB PIB in my department.)

      Congrads to all of you.

    4. Re:Earthlink Abuse Department Rejoices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Wow, that's one high resolution photo you posted to slashdot.

      That giant sucking sound you hear is another million dollars in bandwidth....

    5. Re:Earthlink Abuse Department Rejoices by parlyboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Great. You've just posted their real names on Slashdot. Just how hard do you think it is for vengeful spammers to connect those names to email addresses?

    6. Re:Earthlink Abuse Department Rejoices by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      The people pictured are from the Atlanta team, there's also a Pasadena team that is putting a picture together. From left to right they are: Tom Tatom, Kate Trower, Bobby Arnold, Beth, Milliken, Larry Fine , and Louis Rush.

      Hey, that's not Larry Fine! THIS is Larry Fine! :)

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    7. Re:Earthlink Abuse Department Rejoices by The+Phantom+Buffalo · · Score: 1

      They have been spamming Buffalos? I guess I'm lucky they missed me.

    8. Re:Earthlink Abuse Department Rejoices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can't I have a name like Youngblood?

    9. Re:Earthlink Abuse Department Rejoices by Crunchman · · Score: 1

      But didn't I hear a report that Earthlink deploys carnivour on all of their networks? It might have been here on /. a while ago.

    10. Re:Earthlink Abuse Department Rejoices by Izzbot · · Score: 1

      Nice to see old friends and coworkers making fools of themselves online. :D

    11. Re:Earthlink Abuse Department Rejoices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, they're almost all wearing black.

    12. Re:Earthlink Abuse Department Rejoices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      She should block her email for the next couple hours as geeks across /. try to dig up her address.

      I'm gonna take a wild guess and say it's "abuse@earthlink.com"? :o)

    13. Re:Earthlink Abuse Department Rejoices by huistr · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Homocidal ..." - man, that's harsh.

    14. Re:Earthlink Abuse Department Rejoices by immanis · · Score: 1

      I knew that didn't look right. "Me fail engish? That's unpossible!"

    15. Re:Earthlink Abuse Department Rejoices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two Words: Rug Muncher

    16. Re:Earthlink Abuse Department Rejoices by thogard · · Score: 1

      Good job... Were do I send the beer money?

      Years ago I offered a cash reward for info leading to the arrest and conviction of a spamer but I paid that out so the fund is a bit dry, but I think I can scrape up something.

    17. Re:Earthlink Abuse Department Rejoices by datavortex · · Score: 1
      I always send my beer money to the real heroes of this fight, the ones who do it from the goodness of their hearts.

      A few of my favorite examples are:

      • MyNetWatchman, firewall incident reporting service. Helps to defray spam by finding and reporting compromised hosts internet-wide.
      • SpamCon Legal Fund, to help them further the cause.
      • TMDA, The GPL spamfilter that actually delivers on the zero spam, zero fasle positive promise.
      • SpamHaus, who does a great job keeping lists of both servers and spammers, and is very dedicated
      • Your Local Food Bank. courtesy of abuse.net who says: "If you feel that abuse.net has been useful to you, please make a contribution to your local food bank, which needs money a lot more than we ever will. Thanks."
      • Distributed Intrusion Detection System, another firewall aggregator, maybe the biggest, free to all
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      He either comes off as a real interesting guy with encyclopedic knowledge,or a pathological liar with an ax to grind
  9. Welcome to the 21st Century.... by benito27uk · · Score: 1

    Lord Renton: "bearing in mind that some of us wish to be protected from having an e-mail? Obviously Lord Renton isn't going to be having a problem with spam!

  10. Not arrested for spamming by secolactico · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So this guy gets arrested. But not for sending spam, but for stealing credit cards to fund his spamming operations. Also for identity theft and fraud. Still legal to spam, it seems.

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    1. Re:Not arrested for spamming by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Al Capone was arrested for tax fraud. **Shrugs** You gotta start somewhere. . .

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    2. Re:Not arrested for spamming by Chris+Burkhardt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah, but they got Capone for tax evasion. At least he isn't sending spam anymore, regardless of what he is charged with.

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    3. Re:Not arrested for spamming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he had just used those credit cards to open ISP accounts, he probably never would have been charged. It was spam that made him a target.

  11. Techincal Lords... by girl_geek_antinomy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually, I heard this debate on the radio late at night and I was impressed with the Lords taking an interest in something which as far as I know the House of Commons hasn't yet bothered to devote any time to. It seems to me a wonderful illustration of the Lords coming kicking and screaming into the 21st Century. Long may it continue!

    1. Re:Techincal Lords... by Chicane-UK · · Score: 1

      I am pretty gobsmacked they even managed to have a conversation as detailed about it as that.

      I am kinda left with images of 70+ year old men sitting looking baffled in a half empty house of commons, prodding their neighbours and discussing under hushed voices what tinned meat has to do with these darn fangled computer contraptions.

      Though to be fair my granddad used to be interested in the IT market at the ripe old age of 80, and would regularly clip out articles about the likes of Cisco and Microsoft, and post them to me.

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    2. Re:Techincal Lords... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Soul for sale: Good Working Order, One Lady Owner. Prefer Lucifer to Micro$oft, but will accept Best Offer."

      Inquireing (male) minds want to know: Is the rest for sale?

    3. Re:Techincal Lords... by pldms · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I am kinda left with images of 70+ year old men sitting looking baffled in a half empty house of commons, prodding their neighbours and discussing under hushed voices what tinned meat has to do with these darn fangled computer contraptions.

      Aside from the fact that they wouldn't be looking at a half empty house of commons (they sit in the house of lords) you've pretty much got it.

      The Lords, though often befuddled and (let's be honest) asleep, do have some very bright people and have prevented some of the worst excesses of the commons throughout the years.

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    4. Re:Techincal Lords... by girl_geek_antinomy · · Score: 1

      No, sorry, the rest is already spoken for :)

    5. Re:Techincal Lords... by agrippa_cash · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...on of the Lords coming kicking and screaming into the 21st Century. Long may it continue! For the next 150 years, I suspect.

    6. Re:Techincal Lords... by AlecC · · Score: 1

      Sorry, you're a bit out of date. Only 92 of them are now the old hereditaries. All the others are Life Peers. These were until recently appointed for their achievements, and hence likley to be quite elderly. However, when they chucked out (most of) the hereditaries, they appointed a whole raft of fourty-ish, reasonably dynamic, people. One who just made the news, and looks pretty impressuive to me, is Baronness Amos, who has just been appointed a Cabinet Minister.

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    7. Re:Techincal Lords... by girl_geek_antinomy · · Score: 1

      *heh*

      Yes, that sounds about right...

    8. Re:Techincal Lords... by macshit · · Score: 1

      However, when they chucked out (most of) the hereditaries, they appointed a whole raft of fourty-ish, reasonably dynamic, people.

      Weren't most of them appointed for rather dodgy reasons though, e.g., giving lots of money to the party in power (hey, it's buy-a-seat-for-life!)?

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    9. Re:Techincal Lords... by AlecC · · Score: 1

      Not as unsubtle as that, by and large. But they are all "sensible" (as seeen by the govenment) i.e they broadly agree with me rathaer than "radical" (to far ahead of me) or "reactionary" (too far behind me).

      The system of an appointive legislature is, in principle, deeply corrupt. The hereditaries were actually much safer in that they were, essentially, random. Well-off random, but random. They didn't owe anything to government of any colour.

      The current Lords owe something to the government. We have a long tradition of non-corruption, and it will take a while for corruption to creep in. But, in the absence of any other action, creep in it will. The current system is bad, and we need to fix the problem NOW.

      The hereditaries were ridiculous, and deserved abolition. But the replacement system should have been in place at once. As it is, Tony has the HoL rigged in his favour. Whatever his goodwill, what incentive has he to move this item from the bnottom of the In Tray? None at all. If the HoL becomes effective, it will be a pain in the backside. It should be a pain in the backside - that is its job. But is anybody going to legislate to create a pain in their own backside?

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    10. Re:Techincal Lords... by mlk · · Score: 1

      for it to of gotten to the Lords it must of gone through the Commons, all the Lords do is say "This is bollocks, reword it".

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    11. Re:Techincal Lords... by girl_geek_antinomy · · Score: 1

      Not actually true - the Lords debate all kinds of things, all the time. In particular there are 'Questions' for representatives of different government departments, which is where the discussion of Spam came from. It's just that the only time they get in the news is when they're overturning Bills from the Commons. A house of scrutiny they may be, but that extends to talking about things and becoming informed about them *befrore* a Bill turns up on their doorstep.

  12. We have to be serious about humour by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's good to see that they can throw in Pythin references to a debate. It's what makes us British goddammit! If you can't say "Spam Spam Spam Spam" with a straight face, in a serious debate, you have no business calling yourself a citizen, and especially not a member of the house of Lords!

    1. Re:We have to be serious about humour by wsimmonds · · Score: 1

      Damn I just used my mod points up on other posts, I'd have given you +1 funny if I could have :D

    2. Re:We have to be serious about humour by jlanng · · Score: 1, Informative

      No Brit has any business calling themselves a citizen, they're subjects!

    3. Re:We have to be serious about humour by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      The two are not mutually exclusive.

  13. Monty's House of Lords by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Interesting

    recent discussion of spam in the House of Lords which not only mentions Monty Python, but reads like one of their skits.

    Well sheesh, where do you think Monty Python drew their inspiration from? Your nostril?

    The HoL discussions are pretty odd from an American standpoint (Hey! It's rude to interrupt! So quit it with your booing and hissing and here-hereing!), but at least most of the house is present during the debates. In the States, it's not uncommon to see a Congressman debating in front of a mostly empty congressional hall.

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    1. Re:Monty's House of Lords by deaddrunk · · Score: 1

      Which is pretty much what the House of Commons is like most days, since our representatives are off making money somewhere else instead of doing the job we're paying them to do.

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    2. Re:Monty's House of Lords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      In the States, it's not uncommon to see a Congressman debating in front of a mostly empty congressional hall.

      You are probrably confusing regular congressional sessions with Special Orders.

      Special Orders allow congressmen to discuss any topic for any length of time. This occurs after the regular sessions are complete, in the evening hours. They are generally for the benefit of the C-SPAN audience and for the congressman to get what he wants into the Congressional Record.

    3. Re:Monty's House of Lords by meringuoid · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The HoL discussions are pretty odd from an American standpoint (Hey! It's rude to interrupt! So quit it with your booing and hissing and here-hereing!), but at least most of the house is present during the debates.

      My bet is that the Lords are scared. They know perfectly well that Blair has an immense Commons majority and therefore could make mincemeat of them at a whim. He's already given them something of a bloody nose with the fairly limited reforms he's had so far. They face a near-absolute power that doesn't particularly like them.

      How, then, can they save themselves? How can they stop Blair deciding to kick the whole lot of them out and install an elected or appointed second house? Answer: by appearing useful. If the Lords develop a reputation for being honest, for always turning up for debates, for standing up for the people rather than the corporations or the Americans once in a while... then Blair won't touch them, because that would be a disaster for him.

      Personally, I think the Lords _should_ go, and be replaced with a proportionally-elected house, to complement the first-past-the-post Commons. But they're not all that bad as it is. That Hansard article was comedy gold :-)

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    4. Re:Monty's House of Lords by WegianWarrior · · Score: 1

      Say what you want about the britsh parliment, but they got style. Boored with the debate? Put your feet on the table. Dislike what the fellow is talkign about? Boo on him. Time for a vote? Ring bells like a victorian firebrigade and walk thru one of two doors.

      It may be oldfashioned (the two sides are two swordslength apart I'm told, to stop the representatives from killing one another), but it works rather well at taking the will of the people and turning it into practical politics (as opposed to the will of the cooperations).

      Meaningless trivea; I'm told you only need three lords in the House of Lords for it to be a legal session - which means that two crazy lords can plunge the UK into chaos.

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    5. Re:Monty's House of Lords by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      Well, I was in London right at the hight of the 48 hours 'till we bomb Iraq and I visited the House of Lords (debating some changes to procedures discharging patients from hospitals). There were more people in the visitor's gallery than on the floor (25 at most, and half of them were clearly asleep). From what I've been told, this is fairly common. The House of Commons on the other hand was a beehive of activity.

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    6. Re:Monty's House of Lords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be because most of the lords have nothing better to do.

    7. Re:Monty's House of Lords by Nexus+Seven · · Score: 2, Informative
      Except that the House of Lords can't legislate.
      All that these "crazy" lords would be able to do is delay or return a piece of Legislation to the Commons. Woo - scary.

      The British government works like this:
      1. The cabinet decides on a bit of legislation
      2. The legislation gets voted on by the Commons (which is why having a parliamentary majority is useful)
      3. If successful, the act goes to the Lords. The House of Lords is made up of appointed members, who are considered top of their fields. (It includes: artists, scientists, theologans, academics, businessmen, judges, etc). The Lords can reject legislation and/or suggest ammendments, or pass it outright. If the leglislation is constitutional or budgetary in nature, then the Lords have no power.
      4. The legislation then gets passed into law. (The queen has to sign it off too. But that's a formality)
    8. Re:Monty's House of Lords by dipipanone · · Score: 4, Funny

      Say what you want about the britsh parliment, but they got style.

      Don't talk to me about parliamentary style.

      Couple of weeks ago, I was invited to lunch at the House of Lords. Not something that happens to me often. In fact, not something that's ever happened to me before.

      I actually thought about wearing a suit, and had intended to, but at the very last minute, there was a local train strike and so I decided that I couldn't be bothered as I knew I'd be travelling for ages.

      It wasn't until I get through the peers entrance that it immediately strikes me that I've screwed up. This is the oldest gentleman's club in the world, and I'm wearing a polo shirt and chinos!

      Anyway, the peer that I'm dining with shows up, and -- as is normal with British etiquette, she does her best to make light of it, telling people do this all the time, etc. and she hands me over to the usher to have him sort me out with the spare jacket and tie that they keep for these occasions.

      Anyway, as soon as I'm out of her site, the usher starts to explain his philosophy on the world. This is a guy who dresses all day in a tailcoat and bow-tie. He tells me that when it comes to ties, he's something of a rebel. He believes that gentlemen should wear a tie at all times, and when he comes across sleazy little shits like me who don't bother with good grooming, he makes them pay.

      So, when I'm finally escorted into the peers dining room, I'm wearing a dark blue shirt, a yellow paisley tie that should have been destroyed circa 1970, and an military-style blazer.

      I've never really understood how it must feel to be a homeless person, but it all became clear to me that day.

    9. Re:Monty's House of Lords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >It may be oldfashioned (the two sides are two >swordslength apart I'm told, to stop the >representatives from killing one another), but it

      Just a myth.

      There are red ribbons on the coathooks in the member's cloackroom. They are for hanging their swords on.

      No Joke.

    10. Re:Monty's House of Lords by mlk · · Score: 1

      How can they stop Blair deciding to kick the whole lot of them out and install an elected or appointed second house?
      this was voted on in the Commons, and Blair is against it (actually most of 'em were against it, I watched on DVB). Some members of parlement are for hergetarry Lords! (which are being phased out).

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  14. I always wondered... by MeanE · · Score: 2, Interesting

    are the spammers increasing the amount of spam because:

    a)They are seeing an increase in profit with the more spam they send.
    b)They are spamming more because of black lists and the such.
    c)More people are just getting in on it.

    or are their other reasons. As a side note...does anyone actually know a person who purchased something from a spammer? Not I.

    1. Re:I always wondered... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      or are their other reasons.

      d) There are a larger number of ISP's tollerating spam.

      These are mostly in China and Brazil these days. Complaints haven't closed http://yellow.feelingbetter.com.br and they spam me up to three times a day and yesterday, twice in ten minutes. Before that they used http://blue.yourthings.com.br, which from what I can tell is the same ISP. I'd like to see china-net.com (or howerver it's spelled) blocked at the border.

    2. Re:I always wondered... by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      b)They are spamming more because of black lists and the such.

      This is it, probably. My 1998-vintage Hotmail account gets a veritable flood of spam, but MS recently had the filters improved and they cut out the vast majority. I don't know about false positives because what gets filtered is automatically binned, else I'd reach my storage limit in a couple of hours.

      Of what gets through, most is from one penis spammer and one porno spammer. They each send the exact same spam several times a day. My guess is that in addition to the matter of filters, they realise that their spams are in competition with everyone else's spams. Nobody ever reads all their spam; at most, you'll glance at one or two then nuke the lot. So, the spammer's best means of making sure it's THEIR spam that gets read is - send many copies.

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    3. Re:I always wondered... by bobsledbob · · Score: 1


      or d) They are seeing a decrease in profit, which means they have to send more in order to make up for the losses.

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    4. Re:I always wondered... by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 1

      Of what gets through, most is from one penis spammer and one porno spammer. They each send the exact same spam several times a day. My guess is that in addition to the matter of filters, they realise that their spams are in competition with everyone else's spams. Nobody ever reads all their spam; at most, you'll glance at one or two then nuke the lot. So, the spammer's best means of making sure it's THEIR spam that gets read is - send many copies.

      Is it multiple copies from the same spammer, or is the "advertiser" (and I use that word loosly) using multiple spammer to send the same message? Spammers have different lists, different relays, might be on different blacklists. It'd make sense to use multiple spammers in one shot to reach the most people in the short time frame you have your PO Box open and phone number connected.

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    5. Re:I always wondered... by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Is it multiple copies from the same spammer, or is the "advertiser" (and I use that word loosly) using multiple spammer to send the same message?

      Looks like the same one. The spam is always identical, the techniques for avoidance always the same... Obviously it's hard to be sure when everything these days comes via the Far East, but I reckon it's the same spammer trying to increase his visibility.

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    6. Re:I always wondered... by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      but I reckon it's the same spammer trying to increase his visibility.

      Only a spammer would think that that was a good thing. :)

    7. Re:I always wondered... by thogard · · Score: 1

      China is easy to block.
      Find the email address of the admin and write a nice letter (get your friends to do it too). Talk about how to take over a government and how to promote people on the inside. Use real examples from the French and American revlolutions to back up your claims. In time, who ever is running the box will go away from the net. The disadvantage is the FBI might show up at your place so keep the wording very patriotic.

  15. Open letter to spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


    One account isn't scientifically representative, but it's a grim picture when you're showing a spam-doubling every 42 days

    Dear Spammers,

    Please slow down your spamming to doubling only every 18 months. This will give Moore's Law a chance to keep pace.

    Thank you.

  16. reverse checking on senders address by joeldg · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I am writing a SMTP server which has a plugin called "reverse" which goes and checks the "mail from:" address to see if it is valid.
    http://lucifer.intercosmos.net/index.php?display=h oneymail it is not finished yet, but hopefully it will keep only people with real email addresses able to send email.
    And yes, it does store known "good" emails in shared memory so that all child processes can have access and know which emails are already allowed to send email.
    The project is called honeymail as you can set it to "honeymode" so that when a spammer finds it and thinks it is an open-relay they start sending and everything just gets forwarded to spamcop, Occams razor etc..
    Would love any ideas anyone has on honeymail.

    1. Re:reverse checking on senders address by spydir31 · · Score: 1

      bah, that won't work. most servers (hopefully, mine at least) don't disclose whether or not a user actually exists.
      and it does nothing for joe jobs either.

    2. Re:reverse checking on senders address by joeldg · · Score: 1

      well, if your mailserver "Accepts" mail for you then this in fact will work. I just posted the code to do reverse checking on the site. Go take a look.

    3. Re:reverse checking on senders address by the-dude-man · · Score: 3, Informative

      Postfix has tried this, it almost works, but it takes a while for mail to be delivered, and if someone is using an open relay, it can very easily fail

      What you will need to do is to do a check agianst the first mailserver in the mail headers...however, this dosnt always work, because some companies place their mailserver inside the network, and then use a ssh tunnel to send to a mailserver outside the network...to prevent their mailserver from taking a hit.

      all in all...it COULD work, but some niftly little tricks are needed first.

    4. Re:reverse checking on senders address by lmfr · · Score: 2, Informative

      by RFC, the server must allow MAIL FROM: , which ought to be used for a response to a delivery error.

    5. Re:reverse checking on senders address by mce · · Score: 1

      But what about joe jobs? I've been the victim of a few of those so far and can assure you that the very last thing I want to happen is for spammers to make that their default practice just in order to circumvent tools like honeymail.

    6. Re:reverse checking on senders address by joeldg · · Score: 1

      true.. very true
      my main purpose of this is to make an attempt to filter out the intense spam I am getting simply from owning several domains and hosting them on this machine. Literally around 120/day for random addresses for the combined domains and I haven't used any emails for these domains, so it is not like I have been signing up for newsletters on sites that sell harvester lists or something.
      One of the main points is that it works with yahoo email and aol etc.. And I have noticed that spammers seldom to never use a real return address, when combined with checking four relay blackhole lists it seems to be effective.
      Anyway, I posted some of the code which is not released yet.. but it does currently work.

    7. Re:reverse checking on senders address by ivanmnemonic · · Score: 1

      What is joe jobs?

    8. Re:reverse checking on senders address by joeldg · · Score: 1

      the very fact that it is called "honeymail" should tip you off that RFC compliance is not a priority, RFC compliance is what seems to be causing the problems in the first place.
      i.e. when in doubt send a "250 OK" to them, but in reality lets toss em to spamcop.
      It is for private small sites that get too much spam.. I would not make this for use by say, a large ISP or something.

    9. Re:reverse checking on senders address by joeldg · · Score: 1

      A Joe-Job is when someone is spamming on your behalf, without being asked to, for the sole purpose of annoying you. Someone who didn't like me just decided to e-mail thousands of e-mail messages to promote my website.

    10. Re:reverse checking on senders address by pchown · · Score: 1

      Exim already does this. I have it turned on, and it does cut down on the amount of spam. The one annoyance is genuine mail that is unreplyable. It shouldn't be sent, but lots of things happen that shouldn't... Even groups.yahoo.com went through a period when it wasn't accepting bounces.

    11. Re:reverse checking on senders address by telax · · Score: 1

      hmmh.. what about a person how thinks he can send his mail through your server? he will be blacklisted? and if he does, this could be a bad thing, right? :(

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    12. Re:reverse checking on senders address by joeldg · · Score: 1

      the idea is you let them think that.. then just forward the mail on to spamcop, emails are sent back from spamcop, which hits another plugin which goes out and uses curl to hit spamcop and submit it. After a few hundred of those, the users ISP will have them not sending mail in a flash :)

    13. Re:reverse checking on senders address by spencerogden · · Score: 1

      Usually there should be no legit users of a 'honey' device. Most non-malicious users scour the net for open-relays, they already have a server they are allowed to send from.

    14. Re:reverse checking on senders address by telax · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but there are people who use software that has bugs, that can be used in wrong ways for wrong uses with viruses and such. And we must remember that there is no such system that would be idiot safe ;)

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    15. Re:reverse checking on senders address by istartedi · · Score: 1

      What's to stop spammers from setting the FROM field to random valid email addresses, or even to some address they wish to DoS attack?

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    16. Re:reverse checking on senders address by Malc · · Score: 1

      They already do. You should see how many delivery failure notices I started receiving recently.

    17. Re:reverse checking on senders address by Malc · · Score: 1

      Most servers have VRFY disabled. I disabled it on my MTA (Exim) to avoid brute force attacks. I enabled verification of the MAIL FROM: (Exim has this option too), but it only works occasionally as most people are like me and disable VRFY. Your only other option is to do challenge-response, and either accept the message, or temporarily refuse it (and keep doing this) until the response comes back and clears the address.

    18. Re:reverse checking on senders address by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      What's to stop spammers from setting the FROM field to random valid email addresses, or even to some address they wish to DoS attack?
      The threat of being nailed for identity theft.
    19. Re:reverse checking on senders address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The threat of being nailed for identity theft.

      And I'm sure that this threat is foremost in their mind.

      It would certainly explain why nobody has ever forged MY email address in thier spam.

      Oh, wait, yes they have

    20. Re:reverse checking on senders address by scrotch · · Score: 2, Informative

      "mail from:" addresses are almost always forged.

      Your server could easily create a situation in which the forgery is not a random, non-existent address, but is mine, or yours.

      I've gotten spam and virii in our office with the 'from' line the same as the 'to' line, or the same as another user in our domain.

  17. why does /. require subjects? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lord Razzall: My Lords, given the Government's concern about voter turnout in elections and their commitment to increasing the use of Internet voting and campaigning, does the Minister consider that further restrictions on unsolicited e-mails would be contrary to that objective?

    Lord Sainsbury of Turville: My Lords, no, not at all. I cannot see that it helps anyone in any activity, including voting, to have their computers flooded with this often quite distasteful material. It takes up a large capacity--some 40 per cent of e-mails around the

    hey, looks like the british politicians actually think law applies to them as well, unlike the americans that want to be able to spam you with political messages

  18. 73 Brits a year injured by toothpaste... by tundog · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...so that explains their reluctance to practice proper oral hygiene...

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  19. Spam Doubles every 42 days? by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 3, Funny

    That is just too amazing a coincidence that that figure is also the answer to Life, The Universe, And Everything.

    If you look into anything closely enough, you can find a relationship to that number. ;

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    1. Re:Spam Doubles every 42 days? by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      For instance, I noticed on an X-Files rerun the other night that 42 is Mulder's apartment number

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  20. The best parts by RealAlaskan · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Lord Renton: My Lords, will the Minister explain how it is that an inedible tinned food that lasted for ever and was supplied to those on active service can become an unsolicited e-mail, bearing in mind that some of us wish to be protected from having an e-mail?

    Lord Sainsbury of Turville: My Lords, I am afraid that I have not been able to find out why the term "spam" is used, but that is the meaning it now has. It is a matter that should be taken very seriously because it not only clutters up computers but involves a great deal of very unpleasant advertising to do with easy credit, pornography and miracle diets. That is offensive to people, and we should try to reduce it.

    Lord Faulkner of Worcester: My Lords, I can help the Minister with the origin of the word. It comes from aficionados of Monty Python, and the famous song, "Spam, spam, spam, spam". It has been picked up by the Internet community and is used as a description of rubbish on the Internet.

    So, at least some in the House of Lords:

    wish to be protected from having an email

    equate easy credit with pronography with miracle diets

    have heard of Monty Python.

    I'd say that they compare quite favorably with the US Senate, so far.

    [big snip]

    Lady Saltoun of Abernethy: My Lords, do the Government have any plans to restrict unsolicited faxes? My fax paper is always being wasted by people who send me faxes I do not want. I do not know whether they could be called "corned beef" or something, but I have had enough of them

    Clueless humor, I suppose, but humor.

    [big snip]

    Lord Mackie of Benshie: My Lords, can the Minister think of a name for the enormous amount of unsolicited ordinary mail we receive?

    I wonder whether this was sarcasm or more clueless humor?

    Lord Sainsbury of Turville: My Lords, when I have a moment I shall bend my mind to that question.

    Definitely sarcasm.

    1. Re:The best parts by blamanj · · Score: 4, Funny

      Lady Saltoun of Abernethy....Clueless humor, I suppose, but humor.

      But she has enormous...tracts of land.

    2. Re:The best parts by meringuoid · · Score: 5, Funny
      Lady Saltoun of Abernethy: My Lords, do the Government have any plans to restrict unsolicited faxes? My fax paper is always being wasted by people who send me faxes I do not want. I do not know whether they could be called "corned beef" or something, but I have had enough of them.

      Clueless humor, I suppose, but humor.

      No, actually quite sharp humour. If you go back to the menu of what the Lords were discussing that day, they'd just had an interesting discussion about corned beef, in particular when tinned, and how it can injure people. Link.

      Lady Saltoun of Abernethy: My Lords, is the Minister aware that if, having taken off one end of the corned beef can with the twisty thing provided-assuming that you have not lost it-you then take a common, ordinary, household tin-opener and take off the other end, it is very easy to push the corned beef out of the tin without any danger to yourself?

      Lord Sainsbury of Turville: Yes, my Lords, I was aware of that, and I am very glad that that essential piece of information is passed round for the benefit of this House.

      --
      Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
    3. Re:The best parts by ctid · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Lord Mackie of Benshie: My Lords, can the Minister think of a name for the enormous amount of unsolicited ordinary mail we receive?

      Lord Sainsbury of Turville: My Lords, when I have a moment I shall bend my mind to that question.

      Definitely sarcasm.


      It's not really sarcasm, as we understand it here in the UK. It's a polite attempt at urbane humour in the context of a debate most Lords would find rather perplexing, just as Lord Mackie's "request" was.
      --
      Reality is defined by the maddest person in the room
    4. Re:The best parts by gidds · · Score: 1
      Lady Saltoun of Abernethy: My Lords, do the Government have any plans to restrict unsolicited faxes? My fax paper is always being wasted by people who send me faxes I do not want.
      I'm surprised to see this. We already have the Fax Preference Service which you can register with, after which it's unlawful to fax you without prior consent. It works well, too - as does the corresponding Telephone Preference Service for normal phone calls.
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      Ceterum censeo subscriptionem esse delendam.

    5. Re:The best parts by viking099 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I feel sorry for the poor chap who screws up the cover sheet on his TPS reports!

    6. Re:The best parts by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      The clueless part was not about the corned beef, but the fact (in the reply to Lady S of A) that there already are such restrictions:

      Lord Sainsbury of Turville: My Lords, faxes are already covered, in exactly the same way, by the existing telecoms data protection directive. The essential nature of the privacy directive is to extend that into the question of e-mails.

      I hadn't read the earlier discussion; it looks worth reading. Reading the Congressional Record is never worth while; I'm starting to like the House of Lords.

    7. Re:The best parts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      equate easy credit with pronography with miracle diets

      So, at least we know you can't read.

    8. Re:The best parts by bythescruff · · Score: 1

      My word, an American who can spot sarcasm ;)

      --
      Chuck Norris: Socialism == a thousand years of darkness.
    9. Re:The best parts by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      Sarcasm, ``... a polite attempt at urbane humour ...''? You mean there's a difference?

      Seriously, it never occured to me that the two might be mutually exclusive.

      Of course, whether Lord S of T was being bitingly sarcastic in response to Lord M of B's inane comment or merely joining in Lord M of B's gentle sarcasm would depend on the sort of context which can't be found in that transcript.

      By the way, do the first letters of the name and place designators (i.e., M of B and S of T) form unique identifiers, or is it generally necessary to spell them all out?

    10. Re:The best parts by mlk · · Score: 1

      I should guess the person transcribing it has a button to auto-type "Lord Bob Of Irreventness".

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      Wow, I should not post when knackered.
    11. Re:The best parts by nathanh · · Score: 1
      equate easy credit with pronography with miracle diets

      I think the Lord was listing 3 types of spam, not claiming they were equal.

      Clueless humor, I suppose, but humor.

      Actually I think it was just dry British wit that went right over your head. Americans apparently don't understand humor unless there's a cream pie or a "boing" noise involved.

    12. Re:The best parts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Definitely sarcasm.

      I hope you didn't have to bend your mind too much to determine that.

    13. Re:The best parts by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the laugh track.

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  21. My Lords, ... by btakita · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wonder how much time they would save if they did not say "My Lords" and talk in third person all the time.

    1. Re:My Lords, ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They would just fill the time with grumbling noises.

    2. Re:My Lords, ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How in the world is this insightful?

    3. Re:My Lords, ... by mlk · · Score: 1

      It does not really matter, Lords are not paid so can waste as much time as they like.

      --
      Wow, I should not post when knackered.
  22. Alan Jackson? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never knew country singers were that smart!!!

  23. It is very difficult... by iCoach · · Score: 1

    ... to not read this and imagine a bunch of stodgy white guys sitting in a large room hmm-ing and haw-ing. All the while constantly adjusting their white wigs. An intresting read, and an intresting look into the British Parlimentary system that a lot of us dumb Americans don't bother to look into. I think it is pretty amusing that they feel free to drop Monty Python quotes. Not saying that it is a bad thing at all, as a matter of fact a good thing. But I don't see how a bunch of stodgy guys in wigs discussing Monty Python helps keep my Inbox Spam free... (Spam you say? Spam-Spam-Spam-Spam-Spam-Spam-Spaaam!)

    --
    "Never upset a goalie, getting hit with a blocker is an unpleasent experience - facemask or not." -Me
    1. Re:It is very difficult... by benito27uk · · Score: 1

      Not to be picky, but its judges that wear the wigs, not those in the House of Lords.

    2. Re:It is very difficult... by iCoach · · Score: 2, Funny

      I figured that, but I just associate the funny wigs with the British. Don't they all wear them?

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      "Never upset a goalie, getting hit with a blocker is an unpleasent experience - facemask or not." -Me
    3. Re:It is very difficult... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes we do. To be honest they're a menace; my keboard is full of talc!

  24. 42 by Black+Cardinal · · Score: 1

    Aha! Now we finally know what THE question was that was lost when the earth was destroyed in the Hitchhiker's Guide!

    1. Re:42 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats just GREAT! I was suppose to read that book, now you ruind the ending and all!

    2. Re:42 by Nutcase · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, the earth is destroyed several times during the Hitchhiker's Guide series (although obviously really only once).

      The first time (which I believe the original poster was referring to) happens right at the beginning of the very first book. Then things start getting interesting.

      Just read them. Nothing has been ruined.

  25. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ISR is less tiresome that SPAM!

  26. british humor by syle · · Score: 1
    Look what I've been missing on CSPAN-2 all these years...

    My fax paper is always being wasted by people who send me faxes I do not want. I do not know whether they could be called "corned beef" or something, but I have had enough of them.
    --

    /syle

  27. Good.. by the-dude-man · · Score: 3, Informative

    !!!

    I think we really need to start seeing more arrest with regard to spam...spam is getting to crazy and in some cases damaging levels. Just yesterday I had to hack up a few mailserv's tcp stacks in the kernels because they are reciving such a heavy load of mail (for approx 20000 users) that they were all starting to need rebooting every 2 weeks.

    This isnt the sick part, the sick part is when i looked at the postfix logs, there was almost 5, 000, 000 pices of mail being delivered daily, and out of this, over 4,000, 000 were being bounced because they satisfied the requirements to qualify as spam.

    Now I admit, this is more mail than most mailservers recive (this is a major mail system for a WAN, so it recives more mail than most --- and relays alot of mail for other networks ) but this is absloutly insane. 200 000 users are generating 5,000,000 pices of mail, and 4,000,000 of those are being bounced!

    This means, the average user on this network is reciving 25 emails a day, and only 5 of these are being delivered. and 20 are being bounced because of spam.

    Now if anyone says we dont need to throw a few spammers in jail for no other reason than just to make an example of them...well after seing this, you cant possibly belive that.

    My favorite solution to date is to find the top spammer....kill him...video tape it and publish it on the web and say the #2 spammer is next!

    1. Re:Good.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just yesterday I had to hack up a few mailserv's tcp stacks in the kernels because they are reciving such a heavy load of mail (for approx 20000 users) that they were all starting to need rebooting every 2 weeks.

      Dude, you shouldn't be in charge of a calculator, let alone a mail server. Ever heard of redundancy? What if one of the mailservers failed completely? Are you going to explain to your boss and all your users how you decided to fuck with the kernel to over-stretch the capabilities of the servers, rather than do the decent thing and protect against risk?

    2. Re:Good.. by the-dude-man · · Score: 1

      lol you seriously think i am going to post my redundancy system on slashdot for anyone to read?

      I think we are seeing Why I am in charge of a corprate mailserver and you are not :)

  28. The Question of Life, The Universe, & Everythi by Jim+Ethanol · · Score: 2, Funny

    So that's it! The question and answer to life, the universe and everything...

    Q: "How many days does it take for spam output to double?"

    A: "42!"

    Douglas Adams would be so proud...

    -JE

    -JE

  29. ahh by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 3, Funny

    It somehow makes me happy that Lord Faulkner of Worcester knows the spam song...

    --
    "I only speak the truth"
    Karma: null(Mostly affected by an unassigned variable)
    1. Re:ahh by Nexus+Seven · · Score: 1

      Lord Faulkner is one of the idiots responsible for the Millennium Dome.

    2. Re:ahh by darien · · Score: 1

      I believe you're thinking of Lord Falconer? Anyway, the Millennium Dome was fine so far as it went. The problem was that we paid a billion pounds for it, then the government gave it away. And we all know which grinning idiot we can thank for that.

  30. The Best Solution EVER by ajuda · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Instead of making the sender solve some weird problem, make him encrypt the message with your PGP public key. Then the sender only accepts messages that are encrypted, and junks everything else. Not only will spam be cut down to almost nothing (PGP encryption takes a bit of time), but you will now have some privacy too!

    1. Re:The Best Solution EVER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And for mailing lists..?

  31. Mod Parent of Parent UP by (54)T-Dub · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh right, and the war on drugs has been such a success?

    Besides the parent has a good point. The answer is not through legislation. What is to stop people from hosting their spam sites off shores where they are protected from the laws. Kind of like the 809 Phone Call Scam.

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    "I can not bring myself to believe that if knowledge presents danger, the solution is ignorance" - Isaac Asimov
    1. Re:Mod Parent of Parent UP by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While the war on drugs can be considered to be a waste of time, dispite what you do with the protocal, so long as there is a system of authorized e-mail, there will be spam.

      As far as creating a system where only authorized people can send e-mail... well lots of luck... how do you determine who's authorized or not? Perhaps we *could* weed out any-old joe setting up a sendmail server on his local ISP, but what's to stop someone from using what is considered to be a legit authorized server to send spam?

      I can see a system where an authorized MX record is required to accept e-mails, but I can't see a system that can "predict" what someone *will* do with a legit mail domain.

      But I'd rather law enforcement actaually enforce spam laws and jail spammers. It has a higher chance of being a sucessess as spamming isn't so common place as domestic drug use, it's a hell of alot more public, and the evidence is available in the inboxes of millions.

      As far as stopping spam from sealand, well the spamhaus project probally would have a greater chance of gaining success.

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      There is no sanctuary. There is no sanctuary. SHUT UP! There is no shut up. There is no shut up.
    2. Re:Mod Parent of Parent UP by brkello · · Score: 1

      You are all wrong...and you are all right. The best way to solve the problem is both through anti-spam legislation AND technical solutions. Any tool that can be used against the spam-artisits (that doesn't screw up any of our freedoms) should be used.

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    3. Re:Mod Parent of Parent UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to SeaLand's AUP - they don't allow spam mail... that's good.

    4. Re:Mod Parent of Parent UP by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      That is a load of bull crap.

      There are at least 2 ways of eliminating all spam and letting people use email: 1) Charge 1 cent for all emails received with paypal confirmation required before email is accepted. This will kill 90% of current spam and create a money trail that can be used to track down the rest, allowing us to require that they put the words ADV in their subject or be fined $100.

      2) Modify email reading PROGRAMS as follows:. You give it a password. If that password is not included on the subject line and the recepient is not on your "accept" list, then it is trashed and gets a special auto-reply message. This aut-message includes human visible copy of your password (one that is artwork not ascii, like when you try to open a new hotmail account). When you give out your email, you give out the password.

      When you email people the first couple of times, your include both their password and your own password. If you got their password wrong, your own password will insure that their auto-reply goes through. Then you can look at the email and get their true password.

      If you want to continue the conversation, you both put your email accoutns on each others accept list and no longer need to worry about passwords.

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  32. warm... by mlknowle · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There is something reassuring about calm and respectful discussion of a serious issue; it also seems, from the text of the Lord's discussion, that the Lords hadn't entirley made up their minds about this issue - wheas in the US Senate, it is always a debate, never a discussion

    1. Re:warm... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      " There is something reassuring about calm and respectful discussion of a serious issue(...) wheas in the US Senate, it is always a debate, never a discussion"

      This is where I conveniently plug efforts to repeal the Seventeenth Amendment.

    2. Re:warm... by Zirnike · · Score: 1

      I have a feeling this is because the House of Lords can make fun of each other (My Lord, respectfully, you are an idiot - stuff like that is OK, as I recall). If you can releive stress instead of needing to be unfailingly polite to the idiots who disagree with you, then when you start discussing it, you're not so tense you won't even listen.

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      I'm not shy, I'm stalking my prey
  33. Are Pseudonyms == Hiding Identity? by GrokvL · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Are pseudonyms equivalent to hiding our true identity, and criminal under New York law?

  34. Re:Karma Whoring by Thud457 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know, I just figured this out:
    If I charged $1 to listen to a 30-second ad, I'd be making $120 / hour!!!
    Then I could finally afford to get those penis and brest enlargement operations I always wanted!!

    --

    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  35. $1 million in bandwidth by Monkelectric · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Anyone notice the buffalo spammer article said the spammer used a cool million in bandwidth sending 825 million emails? Theres no way thats possible.

    If you generously figured 1$ per gig (in reality prices are a fraction of that), they're saying each e-mail was 1.21megs. If you go by more realistic prices, (25c/gig), you come up with 4.8 megs per message.

    If you want to work the numbers the other way, earthlink is saying it costs them 1.21 cents in *bandwidth alone* to send an e-mail.

    I'm calling bullshit on earthlinks "cost" of spamming. In reality I'll bet he didnt "steal" enough bandwidth for grand theft. (At my web host, 500$ would buy me 1.3TB of transfer).

    Wether or not spamming is legal -- THEIR network allowed him to do it. They didnt notice a million dollars worth of bandwidth being pissed away ? Earthlink Buffalo didn't notice they were a million dollars less profitable this month/year and go WTF? Of course they didn't, they're lying through their teeth.

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    Religion is a gateway psychosis. -- Dave Foley

    1. Re:$1 million in bandwidth by LightningTH · · Score: 1

      Earthlink would have padded the cost to cover the cost of people signing the guy up and cost of account removal plus cost of any incoming emails about the spam going to the account and to the abuse department plus the cost of the abuse department handling the events.

      As a result, your numbers end up being skewed when in reality, they could be hitting low due to missing various costs of wasting time of various employees that handled the accounts (activating, removing, handling all abuse complaints, etc).

    2. Re:$1 million in bandwidth by Richy_T · · Score: 1
      earthlink is saying it costs them 1.21 cents


      Thank god he didn't spam usenet where each posting costs "hundreds if not thousands of dollars"


      Rich

    3. Re:$1 million in bandwidth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you generously figured 1$ per gig (in reality prices are a fraction of that)

      Actually, I work for a small ISP, and our bandwidth cost is just under $10/Gb. (NOT GB)

    4. Re:$1 million in bandwidth by huistr · · Score: 1

      He used dial-up accounts: ~$20/month.
      56 kbit/sec -> 18 GBytes/month.
      $1/GByte at least.

      Assuming for the sake of estimate that 1 email
      needs 10KB (1KB headers + all that html crap),
      he used $165,000 worth of bandwidth.

      However, an average dial-up user spends
      substantially less than 24 hours/day online,
      which drives the price up.
      E.g. if the average is 4 hours/day, then the poor sob waisted 165*6 ~ $1M.

    5. Re:$1 million in bandwidth by npj · · Score: 1

      It definitely seems possible to use $1 million of bandwidth to me.

      Here in Australia, the cost of bandwidth to a commercial company is 7c per Mb, or $70 per gig, both inbound and outbound (prices in Australian dollars, and AUS$1 ~= US$0.65). [Those prices are not a typo!]

      Alternatively, you can pay 15c per Mb for incoming only, and get some 'free' outgoing (but it's structured to ensure that you can't do much better than 7c per Mb both in and out).

      And these are the standard market prices from competitive small hosting companies, not the price-gouging ouch prices from some large international teleco.

      Frankly, I dream of only paying $1 per gig, and I can easily see the cost of bandwidth being used by a spammer as being huge. On the plus side though, it gives a real incentive to secure those servers!

  36. House of Lords by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While visiting England many a year ago I had the distinct privilege to watch a debate from the "Strangers Gallery" (gotta love English names) about public noise laws. It was great the way they all insulted and belittled one another in pompous and correct language. Most of my anti-PC attitude came from listening to that session. What they said was perfectly polite and respectful. How they said it is where the fun took place!

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    If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?
    1. Re:House of Lords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course.

      That way the opposition has to actually listen to what you are saying to work out if you are insulting them or not.

  37. Don't even look at this depraved shit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That'd get you halfway there! Then you just need the fur and tail!!!

  38. Imagine if Slashdot by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 4, Funny


    Imagine if Slashdot read like this transcript.

    Lord Johnny Mnemonic: My Lords, do you agree that the original post in this thread shall be labled a "First Post" and condemned as such?

    Minister Cowboy Neal: Aye, and who will join me in moderating up all Natalie Portman posts?

    The content would be the same, but it sure would be lot more polite...

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    $tar -xvf .sig.tar
  39. Re:get thee a shrubbery! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's following on from the previous page.

    Lady Saltoun of Abernethy: My Lords, is the Minister aware that if, having taken off one end of the corned beef can with the twisty thing provided--assuming that you have not lost it--you then take a common, ordinary, household tin-opener and take off the other end, it is very easy to push the corned beef out of the tin without any danger to yourself?

    Lord Sainsbury of Turville: Yes, my Lords, I was aware of that, and I am very glad that that essential piece of information is passed round for the benefit of this House.

  40. The real thing by brett_sinclair · · Score: 0, Redundant

    If you haven't seen it yet, a visit to http://www.spam.com is a must. This is the meat replacement product the Pythons were talking about. There's a nice screensaver, and wonderful slogans like "SPAM Lite. Try it.". And it's apparently all very serious.

  41. Also... by tunabomber · · Score: 1

    The puzzle solution seems to be a convenient one for hardware manufacturers- all of the puzzles would have to be tough enough to slow down the spammers and their 2-GHz PIII's, but then it would take the poor bloke with a 66-MHz machine 30 times longer to send his email.

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    1. Re:Also... by sketerpot · · Score: 1

      Ah, but multiply the time it takes to perform, say, a cryptographic hash function, by the number of emails spammers send out, and you get some big delay indeed, no matter what the hardware. If you then combine this with widespread bayesian filtering and incremental filtering tarpits, you get an internet that is a very hostile place for spammers to be. It would be like a less deadly version of the Darwin Award winner who stuck up a gun store in texas and tried to rob them.

  42. Server Load by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As if chain-letters and e-mail bourne viruses weren't bad enough.. lets make the server calculate some math for each peice of junk that comes through!

  43. Wierd out-of-context factoid thingy by b1t+r0t · · Score: 3, Funny

    The first bit, right before they talk about Intenet-delivered luncheon meat, said:

    Lord Sainsbury of Turville: My Lords, I totally agree. These statistics on accidents are extremely fascinating; they prove that the British public can use practically anything in this world to hurt themselves with. It is understandable that there are an estimated 55 accidents a year from putty, while toothpaste accounts for 73. However, it is rather bizarre that 823 accidents are estimated to be the result of letters and envelopes. It is difficult to understand how they can be the cause of such serious plight. I agree with the noble Baroness that it would be helpful if people paid careful attention.

    Wow, over 125 accidents a year in the UK, just from putty and toothpaste alone!

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    1. Re:Wierd out-of-context factoid thingy by gidds · · Score: 1

      I bet you folks in the US have just as many. The difference is: we don't immediately look around for someone to sue...

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  44. Re:51st State, Great Britain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hopefully someone in the US Congress will soon draw up a bill to formally induct the Nation State of Great Britain into full and complete Statehood as the 51st United State of America.

    No offence.. but i'd rather remain a part of Europe than a part of the United States.

  45. Nitpick by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

    Distinguish between 'milord' and 'my lord'. The former is (I think) used only for continental nobles, France in particular. Same with 'milady'. Did nobody here watch that Three Muskethounds cartoon?

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    1. Re:Nitpick by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      On second thoughts perhaps the article title is a deliberate allusion to the Two Ronnies sketch 'Nuts Milord' in which they also got the distinction wrong. Conflating Python and the Two Ronnies in a single headline is neat.

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      -- Ed Avis ed@membled.com
    2. Re:Nitpick by gkAndy · · Score: 1

      If you mean m'lord, it's just short for 'my lord'.

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      Andy
    3. Re:Nitpick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RIGHT: Milord, thou has aught in thy codpiece.

      WRONG: My Lord! Thou hast aught in thy codpiece!

    4. Re:Nitpick by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      Yeah I think there is a difference between m'lord and milord.

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  46. Live Feed from the House of Lords by sssmashy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Intrigued by the House of Lords?

    Check out this live feed (in session until 4pm EST).

  47. British Parliament by benjamindees · · Score: 1

    is like a Monty Python skit. For those who haven't seen it on C-SPAN, I highly recommend finding the next showing and marking it on your calendar.

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    "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
  48. Hilarious! by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 1

    Quoth Lord Renton:

    My Lords, will the Minister explain how it is that an inedible tinned food that lasted for ever and was supplied to those on active service can become an unsolicited e-mail, bearing in mind that some of us wish to be protected from having an e-mail?

    This is absolutely hilarious! Not only is he calling Spam (tm) the food product inedible, but he's completely confused about how it evolved into e-mail! Har!

    'Tis true that Spam saved the troops in WWII, though.

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    1. Re:Hilarious! by CormacJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You have to remember that the house of lords is populated by people who do not have to be elected and can and do serve a lifetime tenure there. Many of the lords are way past retirement.

      Think of it this way: Image the Senate populated by people who are all about the age of Strom Thurmond.

      Some, despite thier advanced age are very knowlegeable of thier topic. Some are becoming increasingly bewildered in thier old age.

    2. Re:Hilarious! by hughk · · Score: 1

      On the whole, I find the Lords rather better than the senate. Unlike the Senate, and more like the US Supreme Court, appointees to the House of Lords can be refreshingly independent of their party. The greatest threat that can be applied is the withdrawal of the party whip - which doesn't mean a lot unless you hold a post.

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  49. Such wit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How I would praise it more were it be I had more thumbs!

  50. Multiple charging? by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    Not sure if EL was claiming these as damages to just themselves but damages done throughout the 'net.

    If the latter, probably every spam was charged for multiple times. At Earthlink, at the backbone, at the recipient's ISP, and then at the last mile to the recipient.

    Don't forget CPU usage and storage space in addition to bandwidth.

    It may be somewhat inflated, but it all adds up.

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    retrorocket.o not found, launch anyway?
  51. The only way to battle spam by Enrico+Pulatzo · · Score: 0, Redundant

    is to make it unprofitable. It's really not a question of passing appropriate laws as much as combatting it with economics. If a practice doesn't yield dough, it'll die off. (probably to be replaced by something more annoying and worse, but still...) Ignoring it won't work, as the problem will still affect servers and hog bandwidth (hence the name). It really is parallel to the war on drugs. Maybe excessive taxation would work, but it's a global problem, not a local one.

  52. Re:51st State, Great Britain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod 0: Troll

    Andyboy_H

  53. Re:51st State, Great Britain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, the 51st state is Iraq. Great Britain is just King Bush II's other private summer home.

  54. Re:51st State, Great Britain by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately you have no say in the matter.

    --
    Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.
  55. Re:Weird out-of-context factoid thingy by toxcspdrmn · · Score: 2, Funny
    The funniest part is that the previous debate was all about the dangers of corned beef tins (you'll need to scroll down the page to "Food Containers: Safety".

    Quotes include Baroness Sharples: My Lords, can the noble Lord say whether ring-pull cans are safer than ordinary cans which are opened with a tin-opener? Which is safest?

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    "E pur si muove!" - attributed to Galileo Galilei, 1564-1642
  56. Kevin Phillips! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I knew he was unhappy at being relegated to the English First Division, but didn't think he'd resort to having to work for Earthlink!

    Kevin Phillips

  57. Re:Gotta love British humour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I like this one the best:
    Lord Renton: My Lords, will the Minister explain how it is that an inedible tinned food that lasted for ever and was supplied to those on active service can become an unsolicited e-mail...?
  58. Doubling that fast? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


    > it's a grim picture when you're showing a spam-doubling every 42 days.

    Oh, dear! When we reach the point where there isn't enough bandwidth to deliver all the spam and all the 208 KB viral e-messages posing as Microsoft security updates, will we get to choose which ones have priority for our mailboxes?

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  59. a useful puzzle. by forkspoon · · Score: 0, Funny

    I recommend that the puzzle they have to solve is a factoring problem. Computer engineers trying to make their email clients faster would research ways to quickly solve the factoring problem, and then they would unintentially be contributing to number theory research. Hopefully eventually this will help break RSA.

  60. The Answer is C by RatBastard · · Score: 1
    I recently read an article (lost the link, sorry) about the current goings on in the world of SPAM. Outside of the huge bulk-mailers like the Spam King, most spammers are not trying to actually sell you anything. They are creating huge databases of active email addresses to sell to new spammers.

    It's all these dinks who paid $39.95 to Don LePri and are determined to get rich quick that are the real SPAM problem.

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    Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
  61. Puzzles and CPU speeds by bauzeau · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Related to the discussion of crypto puzzles as payment to fight spam, it's interesting to look at the web page of the PennyBlack project at Microsoft Research, especially their Crypto 2003 paper by Dwork, Goldberg and Naor. Instead of using CPU-bound puzzles, they use memory-bound puzzles. The idea is that CPU speeds vary greatly between the fastest and slowest machines available today, which makes it difficult to compromise widespread acceptance of the slow but good machines AND control of the fast but spamming machines. On the other hand, memory bandwidths have a much narrower variance, which makes paying by "wasting one's memory bandwidth" more equitable among the slow and the fast. That's the approach taken in this project. It's a fascinating read (although, it has a bit of crypto, which could be heavy).

  62. confusing perhaps to a newbie... by Blob+Pet · · Score: 1

    I cannot see that it helps anyone in any activity, including voting, to have their computers flooded with this often quite distasteful material.

    Is he referring to unsolicited email or a canned, pork product? Either way, it's a problem.

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  63. What does "solicited" mean? by gidds · · Score: 1
    "Please send me stuff I don't want you to send me."?

    Yeah, it's funny, but it raises a serious question: just what exactly does "unsolicited" mean in this context?

    • That you expressly asked for this particular piece of email?
    • That you expressly asked for emails of this type from this party?
    • That you didn't expressly ask NOT to get emails of this type?
    • That you expressly asked for any and all emails from this party?
    • That you didn't expressly ask NOT to get any email from them?
    • Etc. Etc.
    It seems to me that there are different levels of "solicited". And that this is where spammers will find loopholes to use to their advantage...
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    1. Re:What does "solicited" mean? by 2short · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on, it's not a hard question at all. Your triple negative phrasing is a bit confusing though, so I'm going to assume someone is sending an email based on the situations you describe, and mark them solicited or unsolicited:

      "That you expressly asked for this particular piece of email?"
      Solicited.

      "That you expressly asked for emails of this type from this party?"
      Solicited.

      "That you didn't expressly ask NOT to get emails of this type?"
      Unsolicited.

      "That you expressly asked for any and all emails from this party?"
      Solicited.

      "That you didn't expressly ask NOT to get any email from them?"
      Unsolicited.

      "Etc. Etc."
      Unsolicited.

      If I have asked you to send me a particular email, or I have asked you to send me any class of email which covers that particular email, that email is solicited. If I haven't asked, it's unsolicited.

      There aren't any "levels" of solicited. I either asked you to send me the mail or I didn't. If I didn't expressly ask not to have my wallet taken, is it theft?

    2. Re:What does "solicited" mean? by gidds · · Score: 1
      I wouldn't be surprised to find that your common-sense definition differs significantly from legal definitions. (Which probably differ themselves between jurisdictions...)

      Those were relatively easy cases, anyway; what about one where you've expressly agreed to receiving particular types of email from a party (without commenting on other types) and they send you another type? Or a mail that could be construed as being of either type? What if you've agreed to receiving any email from a company, and you receive one from another company in the same group? Or from someone acting as their agent, or subcontractor, or who's taken over their business?

      And this `existing trading relationship' - what types of email should that justify sending you? And for how long after any contact from your are they justified in sending you email?

      I don't believe that the moral dividing line between acceptable email and spam is necessarily that narrow; and as I said, I expect the legal one to be similarly broad, once you take loopholes into account.

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    3. Re:What does "solicited" mean? by 2short · · Score: 1

      I expect the legal definition of spam would address all the issues you mention quite precisely, if perhaps somewhat arbitrarily.

      "you've expressly agreed to receiving particular types of email from a party (without commenting on other types) and they send you another type?"
      Unsolicited.

      "Or a mail that could be construed as being of either type?"
      Could be construed as being unsolicited. Get a court to decide if you care enough.

      "What if you've agreed to receiving any email from a company, and you receive one from another company in the same group?"
      Did I agree to receive email from the "group"? No. Unsolicited.

      "Or from someone acting as their agent, or subcontractor, or who's taken over their business?"
      All of those would be from the company, solicited.

      "And this `existing trading relationship' - what types of email should that justify sending you? And for how long after any contact from your are they justified in sending you email?"
      Here's where I expect the law to be precise, but somewhat arbitrary. Take Colorados anti-telemarketer law (an opt-in no-call list) for example. If you do business with a company, they can call you as much as they want about anything for 6 months, or until you tell them to stop.

      I think the moral line is fairly narrow, I expect the legal line would be downright sharp. If it's not sharp enough, that's why we have courts.

      All that said, I really don't care about the grey areas. If I can stop getting bulk email from companies I've never contacted or even heard of, much less done business with, I'll consider the spam war won. I've never given anyone permission to send bulk email to my current address, and I get hundreds of spam a day.

  64. Did you say "suses"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would not, could not, in a box.
    I could not, would not, with a fox.
    I will not read them with a mouse.
    I will not read them in a house.
    I will not read them here or there.
    I will not read them anywhere.
    I do not like green eggs and spam.
    I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

  65. Re:51st State, Great Britain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes thats right, because we don't have a general election every four years any more, do we? Its been tough contacting your MP too, since the Post Office was shut down and all.

  66. A translation from Nob-speak to Slash-speak by MmmmAqua · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lord Mitchell asked Her Majesty's Government:
    What are their plans to reduce the growth in spam (unsolicited e-mails).

    Translated: I am receiving seven hundred penis enlargement and shemale porn spams per day. This is becoming difficult to explain to Lady Mitchell.

    Lord Sainsbury of Turville:
    My Lords, I hope noble Lords will appreciate how I move seamlessly from corned beef to spam.

    We aim to implement by the end of October this year the privacy and electronic communications directive. This includes requirements that unsolicited e-mails may be sent to individuals only for the purpose of direct marketing with their prior consent, except where there is existing customer relationship between the sender and the addressee. Consultation on the draft regulations started on 27th March and closes on 19th June.


    Translated: look, I'm making a clever Spam joke! Aren't I a hoopy frood?

    Just like the United States, we're planning on passing laws, but only rarely doing anything to enforce them.

    Lord Mitchell:
    My Lords, I thank my noble friend the Minister for that Answer. Unsolicited e-mails, known as "spam", now account for half of all e-mails in this country. In the United States, they account for 70 per cent. Spam, whether it is nuisance advertising or hardcore pornography is literally choking the Internet. Will the Minister expand on his Answer? Do the Government intend to follow the example of the United States Senate in introducing legislation specifically prohibiting unsolicited e-mails?

    Translated: No, seriously, the long-schlong pills and he-she emails are a pain. What are you going to do about it?

    Lord Sainsbury of Turville:
    My Lords, we believe this to be a serious issue. The fact that a European regime has now been agreed implements the door to bilateral agreements between the EU and other countries, which is clearly very helpful. The European Commission is keen to pursue that.

    There is now a big movement to stop spam in the United States. Twenty-six states have legislated and, although I do not believe that any action has been taken at the federal level, there has been a recent forum from the Federal Trade Commission on the subject.

    We take the matter seriously. If measures are to be effective, it is vitally important that the international dimension is taken account of.


    Translated: Well, nothing, really. I mean, if the EU does something, maybe, but come on, I mean, France is in the EU, right? How seriously are we going to take anything France is involved in?

    Lord Renton:
    My Lords, will the Minister explain how it is that an inedible tinned food that lasted for ever and was supplied to those on active service can become an unsolicited e-mail, bearing in mind that some of us wish to be protected from having an e-mail?

    Translated: Me and Ned Ludd want to know what these "e-male" and "interweb" thingies are, and what they have to do with lunchmeat?

    Lord Sainsbury of Turville:
    My Lords, I am afraid that I have not been able to find out why the term "spam" is used, but that is the meaning it now has. It is a matter that should be taken very seriously because it not only clutters up computers but involves a great deal of very unpleasant advertising to do with easy credit, pornography and miracle diets. That is offensive to people, and we should try to reduce it.

    Translated: Hell if I know. You really expect a bunch of pasty guys with thick glasses and technology fetishes to come up with a normal name? All I know is they say it's bad, so we should do something about it.

    Lord Faulkner of Worcester:
    My Lords, I can help the Minister with the origin of the word. It comes from aficionados of Monty Python, and the famous song, "Spam, spam, spam, spam". It has been picked up by the Internet community and is used as a descrip

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    Arr! The laws of physics be a harsh mistress!
    1. Re:A translation from Nob-speak to Slash-speak by JPelorat · · Score: 1

      Yawn. Weak, but keep at it, you may yet improve.

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      Hokey statistics and ancient misconceptions are no match for a good thought in your head, kid!
    2. Re:A translation from Nob-speak to Slash-speak by MmmmAqua · · Score: 1

      Yawn. Weak, but keep at it, you may yet improve.

      It is much easier to be critical than to be correct.
      -- Benjamin Disraeli

      I would post the definition of "arrogant" here as well, but it is apparent that no man on this earth can teach you anything more about that particular flaw.

      --
      Arr! The laws of physics be a harsh mistress!
    3. Re:A translation from Nob-speak to Slash-speak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How true, Good Sir, how true indeed!

    4. Re:A translation from Nob-speak to Slash-speak by rabidcow · · Score: 1

      I would post the definition of "arrogant" here as well, but it is apparent that no man on this earth can teach you anything more about that particular flaw.

      Psh, I could.

    5. Re:A translation from Nob-speak to Slash-speak by JPelorat · · Score: 1

      Wow, a quote that has absolutely no context given the topic at hand, and not a small amount of holier-than-thou added as a dig.

      So, do you get ulcers easily?

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      Hokey statistics and ancient misconceptions are no match for a good thought in your head, kid!
    6. Re:A translation from Nob-speak to Slash-speak by MmmmAqua · · Score: 1

      Well, let me see... the topic was your arrogant, patronizing reply to my post, which, given the moderation my original post received, was in the minority of opinion. It certainly was easier for you to post a critical, if diminutive, forty-eight character response than to actually use your brain and come up with something funnier.

      As for holier-than-thou, I think that's more than a bit like the pot calling the kettle black. If you patronize me, don't expect me to be pleasant to you. The holier-than-thou tone was incidental, and probably came about as a result of the fact that... well... you're a dick, and I wanted to point that out.

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    7. Re:A translation from Nob-speak to Slash-speak by JPelorat · · Score: 1

      My my, we're all puffed out lately, aren't we?

      You should look into getting some medication for those ulcers. You'll be much less agitated.

      --
      Hokey statistics and ancient misconceptions are no match for a good thought in your head, kid!
    8. Re:A translation from Nob-speak to Slash-speak by MmmmAqua · · Score: 1

      Yet another substantive, thoughtful, carefully-worded reply. I bet that one took you quite some time to come up with, too; it's so incisive, it astonishes me. The depth of your insight really is amazing.

      Perhaps you could take this inborn ability, finish high school, read a few good books, learn how to think creatively and independently, and then maybe, just maybe stop wasting my time.

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    9. Re:A translation from Nob-speak to Slash-speak by JPelorat · · Score: 1

      The only one wasting your time here is you. Unfortunate, but quite amusing, that you haven't figured that out yet.

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      Hokey statistics and ancient misconceptions are no match for a good thought in your head, kid!
  67. Re:I forgot something: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -I want to be able to mount as a user because all my MP3s (that I can't listen too) are on the second drive.

    So include that mount in /etc/fstab

    -/bin files should be able to be run from any location

    They do, when it's in the path. Add the /sbin and /usr/bin directories to your path.

    -ALSA should be included with Redhat

    Not when Redhat works without it.

    -APM should work!

    Sniff. You're right! I was wrong. No wait - YOU FAIL IT!

    And the question: Why isn't Lunix ready for the desktop?

    Just yours.

  68. YOU WANT ANSWERS!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

  69. Re:51st State, Great Britain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No offence.. but i'd rather remain a part of Europe than a part of the United States.

    The last 50 years of peace with continental Europe is a mere blip in a long and bloody history of fighting. The traditional enmity between us and the rest of the continent is there for a reason.

  70. What really stuck out to me by IsoRashi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Lord Haskel: My Lords, is my noble friend aware that modern fax machines are equipped to refuse faxes that have no return telephone number. In that way, many unsolicited faxes are filtered out. Is there any way in which the Internet system could operate similarly? For example, can the Internet service providers filter out e-mails that do not have a return address on them?

    (italics are mine for emphasis)

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    1. Re:What really stuck out to me by jjgm · · Score: 1

      One approach might be to use certificates for identifying the source mail server.

      I have turned on TLS (the SMTP crypto layer) on my mailserver; it will use it wherever ESMTP says it can be negotiated. Looking at todays inbound mail logs, I see only 387 TLS connections out of 12787.

      Although TLS itself doesn't provide hard authentication, it could be used to force verification. However, there would have to be much wider acceptance first.

      The fact that TLS also provides encryption is a privacy bonus and should be the main selling point. (Except to Big Brother governments, of course).

      The only issue would be with very high volume mail sites such as the most popular mailing lists, which would need crypto hardware to support them.

    2. Re:What really stuck out to me by IsoRashi · · Score: 1

      The reason I pulled out that excerpt was to show that, once again, people who don't understand the technology in the slightest are the ones making the laws concerning it. The headers do have a from and reply-to field, but they're abused by spammers. However, looking back on the comment, it seems that this person realizes that the system involved perhaps needs a complete re-write/restructuring.

      On the subject of smtp and tls, I'll admit that I know pretty much zip about them :) I have been considering for a while, though, setting up a linux box and using it as a firewall/mail-server/whatever for myself, my roommate, and our friends to use. I haven't done anything about it yet, but I'll be looking into TLS if/when I do.

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  71. No More Spam by Lugor · · Score: 0, Troll

    Ahh.. stop spamming, you /. editors!

  72. money and politics speak by BuilderBob · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just because some comments seem slightly in awe of the house of Lords, Lord Sainsbury is the owner of a large national supermarket (my local one enjoys gouging the prices under the auspices of being an 'express' store, but that's another matter).

    Lord Sainsbury is a major benefactor or the current governing party (the Labour party) and as a result is the UK science minister, which I'm sure doesn't cause a conflict of interest for GMO food, which his shops don't sell.

    He's also part of the government who's education secretary wants to cut funding of purely academic study whilst increasing reaserch into "baltic studies". Lucky he's already done his tour of two of the best universities in the country.[sorry, rant, being paid less than minimum wage for research sucks.]

    Not to be a conspiracy theorist but a general election and possible euro referendum will be coming soon,the Labour party is in debt in fact and have passed exemptions based on donations in the past (some have been refunded and exemptions rescinded (sp?)) so watch for the donations..

    Lord Mackie is the Liberal Democrat spokeperson for Scotland (a bit like Canada, cold), other than beind old and a career politican he seems ok.

    On the subject of junk faxes, this was discusse in June 98, probably as a result of an EU directive (yay EU) 97/66/ec , as a result the telephone preference service TPS was created, which IIRC is a not a law-enforced scheme but is an advertising industry creation.

    Anyway, it ain't over till the fat wallet sings, and I can see this being tacked on to the national I.D card scheme or privacy/piracy laws to pacify us.

    42 eh. so that's what the human race was created for by the mice, to find the critical doubling speed of spam :)

    BB

  73. Re:51st State, Great Britain by legojenn · · Score: 1
    Then Austrailia, then New Zealand, then Canada, and begin negotiations with the Eastern European "New Europe" nations.

    You really don't want to add the 10 provinces of Canada as states, really. Just think of the problems you will be adding, Quebec separation, whingy westerners, panhandling maritimers, the provinces blame the federal governments no-one gets along and besides, we don't have fancy-dancy licence plates on out cars, well except for Northwest Territories and Nunavut with their polar bears. I don't think we have any professional sports teams other than in hockey and the Blue Jays and there may have been a professional football league at one time. We have this bad habit of pronouncing words correctly (well except for francophones, but they mispronounce words (english and french) deliberately). We would insist on using our dollars bcause the bills are different colours and look better (though when Charles becomes King, it may not be so). Finally, if you annexed Canada, there would be more of us down south. If I haven't made Canada unattractive enough for annexation I can go on.

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  74. Re:Gotta love british humor (inside joke?) by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 1
    I doubt she reads /. , but by calling 0845 070 0702 you can opt out from the fax direct marketing list.

    I think that they may be referring to "unwanted" faxes and lettermail from constituants. I doubt that direct marketing lists apply to them (unless it's a fax from The British Direct Tele-Marketing Association).

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  75. Not really a "spammer" prosecution. by Eric+Damron · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "EarthLink VP of law and public policy Dave Baker applauded the decision by the N.Y. attorney general's office to arrest Carmack. "Howard Carmack's arrest demonstrates that spamming has both civil and criminal consequences. Simply put, spammers who brazenly disregard the law will wind up in jail," Baker said in a statement."

    Ummmm.. Although he is a spammer, I think the fact that he stole people's credit cards and identities may be the real motivation for the prosecution.

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  76. Carmack gave up info when arrested by MiniMike · · Score: 1

    He wasn't expecting the Spammish Inquisition!

  77. The Hon. Member is *not* a yappy cocker spaniel... by Limited+Vision · · Score: 3, Funny
    I used to work in the British Columbia Legislature where I was privy to many a hilarious debate.

    It fascinating to watch the 'Honourable Members' skirt the line between debate and personal insult. In the parliamentary system, if the Speaker/Chair thinks they've gone too far, they can call them on it and request they withdraw the offending statement. Dysfunctional as the B.C. Leg is, there were never any duels called on matters of honour. But this exchange between Moe Sihota and Fred Gingell back in 1993 was my all time favourite. Even in apologizing, insults can be made...

    Hon. M. Sihota: The opposition seem to be irritated that I made some comments about trustees. They never seem to have any difficulty in taking some shots themselves at trade unions. Be that as it may, it is true that I made some comments about the trustees during the course of this dispute. It is my responsibility to comment on what is happening in a particular dispute, and indeed I did.

    (Interjection.)

    Hon. M. Sihota: Look, if the yappy cocker spaniel over there will settle down, we could....

    F. Gingell: Listen to who's talking. Go back and read the way you used to speak in this House when you were in opposition.

    The Chair: Order, please. Hon. members, the Chair doesn't wish to intervene, but if members are going to take liberties with respect to personal comments on individuals, it will be incumbent on the Chair to ask them to withdraw. I would ask the minister to withdraw the term "cocker spaniel."

    Hon. M. Sihota: I withdraw my comment that the hon. member is a yappy cocker spaniel.

    The Chair: Thank you, hon. minister. Please proceed.

    Hon. M. Sihota: I'll wait for the member to settle down before I speak again...
  78. IANAL, but.... by Lester67 · · Score: 1

    >> New York Attorney General Eliot Spitzer heralded the case as the first criminal prosecution of a spammer under New York's six-month-old identity-theft statute. "Spammers who forge documents and steal the identity of others to create their e-mail traffic will be prosecuted," Spitzer said at a press conference.

    Couldn't this be loosely manipulated to tag spammers that spoof a known good email address as the sender?

  79. as much as I hate reality TV... by demonbug · · Score: 2, Interesting

    After reading this, I can't help but think what a great show The House of Lords might make. In any case, I might have to start reading transcripts of their discussions, this one was great - a mixture of humour and serious discussion, exactly the way things should be done.

    1. Re:as much as I hate reality TV... by mlk · · Score: 1

      You can watch it (either using DVB[1] in the UK, or on the website).
      However while the Commons are intresting, the House Of Lords is dull and ofton irrelvent (spam laws being scrutinized by people that don't know where the term comes from and "bearing in mind that some of us wish to be protected from having an e-mail?").

      IMO the Lords should be scrapped, they are unelected and outdated.

      [1] FreeView, I don't know if it is also shown on other digital providers (Sky/NTL).

      But just above that is:
      Baroness Strange: My Lords, does the Minister agree that sardine tins and anchovy tins are also very difficult to open with their tin-openers?

      Fantastic :)

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  80. Math correction by jtheory · · Score: 2, Informative

    825M messages per $1M is 825 messages per dollar, or $0.0012 per message (not 1.21 cents).

    This number *still* seems inflated for bandwidth alone, even considering multiple cycles per email (as the mail servers retry failed deliveries, deal with bounces, etc., which obviously are a far greater problem with spam than with normal email).

    I would say that even though this number is likely inflated for bandwidth costs alone, to consider the total costs incurred by Earthlink you also have to consider space wasted by mail queues, processor and drive wear, performance hits to their customers (which hurts business), and the massive amount of staff time it took to continually shut down Carmack's accounts, and eventually track him down.

    I wouldn't be surprised by a $1M cost... which makes me wonder if there was a misquotation or miscommunication (possibly intentional... I don't want to pretend Earthlink is a paragon of goodness) somewhere along the way from the engineer who made the estimate, through Earthlink management, to the newspapers.

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  81. Idiot moderators strike again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Although the double entendre was tasteless, the post was ontopic because Spam(tm) is made from PORK shoulder and ham!!!

    Idiots.

  82. why all the facelift ads by kisrael · · Score: 1

    Any idea why all the text-based ads are for facelifting and other cosmetic procedures? I can't see any obvious keywords for those...

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  83. filters! by cwolves0 · · Score: 1
    I currently get around 5,000+ spams/day sent one of our servers (50 users). After fiddling with text filters that parse things like "FREE DVDS" from the subject and mark them as spam, I ended up with around 1,000/day getting through and roughly 2 false positives/week.

    Seeing how this failed miserably, I now use two different methods of spam prevention. it's cut spam down to roughly 2 per day (which means each user might see 1 spam/month avg.) with 0 false positives over the first 30 days of testing.

    Put simply, if every mail server in the world were to switch to using decent filters, it would make spam all but irrelevant and thus we wouldn't all be sitting here reading about it.

  84. Doubling every 42 days? I doubt it. by Adam+J.+Richter · · Score: 1

    In the past few weeks, I've received an average of 117 messages per day, just under 2**7. 42 days x 7 = 294 days, just under ten months. Ten months ago, I was receiving a lot more than 1 spam per day. This count does not include messages blocked by my mailer because the sender's domain does not match and so on. However, my spam blocking arrangements have not changed during this period. So, at least the spam that I see has not been doubling every 42 days.

  85. Wow, hey Beth! by quackPOT · · Score: 1

    Congrats & Beth will you marry me??

  86. Spider trap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Today I wrote this little web server (in Perl) with infinitely many pages... and a robots.txt file telling not to load any of them.
    The idea is that this could make some spiders -- email-harvesters, for instance -- spend a lot of effort on nothing, while not harming regular search engine bots which obey the robots.txt file.
    (an interesting thing would be to see who is disregarding the robots directives)

    Does anyone have an idea how well a thing like that could work?
    Any reasons why it wouldn't?

  87. Picture of spam (the meat) coming out of a laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  88. Re:Karma Whoring by legojenn · · Score: 1

    Don't get both a penis and breast enlagements at the same time guy, you will hav people looking down, then up, then down, then up.

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  89. Ok Look Here Ya'all by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    The only solution to spam will be a technological one that we implement. I suspect it will not involve SMTP but rather a mass migration to a new protocol caused by our level of aggrivation going past some criticial mass.

    This will take hold when people, so angry at their spam load, will completely shut down their SMTP communications, refusing all unauthenticated communications.

    It is quite obvious that no one is currently pissed off enough to sit down and thrash out an entirely new authenticating XML based E-Mail protocol. I think spam filtering services are actually doing the net a disservice right now, since they're artificially keeping the level of aggrivation under critical mass. SMTP and the anonymity it provides has got to go; that's the only way the spam problem will ever be resolved.

    I'd like to end this by sending mad propz out to Lord Newby, who is going to be the butt of a good many jokes when he finally gets on the net.

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    1. Re:Ok Look Here Ya'all by nagora · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      an entirely new authenticating XML based E-Mail protocol.

      Oh, Christ - another pointless application of XML. What use is XML in this application? Why do XML users want to add an extra layer of pointless, unreadable, inefficient garbage on top of every single computer application?

      Seriously: what would XML contribute to authenticating email?

      TWW

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    2. Re:Ok Look Here Ya'all by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      XML's easy to parse and I think it'd make a much better header solution than the one we have today. There's a lot of kludgy design in place to avoid having mail clients and servers misinterpret bits of the message as server commands or header information. XML would make that a lot easier to deal with.

      And managers love XML because it gives them a chip in managerial buzzword bingo. That means that if you have a project that you don't think will get adopted, figure out how to get XML in there and it becomes much more likely. In this case, Joe Average Manager is much more likely to approve a conversion to "XML Authenticating E-Mail Server" than "Authenticating E-Mail Server." Do not underestimate the power of a chip in management buzzword bingo. It's amazing how fast management agrees to stuff when you put XML in front of it. Here's hoping for my new XML based pay raise...

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    3. Re:Ok Look Here Ya'all by thogard · · Score: 1

      XML isn't easy to parse. Everything is easy to parse when its right... its when its wrong that you have to deal with it and XML diverges into two directions, one requires an infinite amount of memory, the other an infinite amount of time.

      All that has to be done is get sendmail, qmail and postfix to agree to do some authentication on port 26 and the rest of the world will follow. The problem is key managment.

      My idea for it is get a few people (MAPS like groups) who will certifiy that my site isn't a spamer site. Then they add an IP address I give them into their DNS. When I do a NewSMTP connection to a remote server, I give it a list of 10 or so white lists I'm on. That speeds up its checking and there is no central verisign like group in charge. Of course the spamers will find bad whitelist providers but since they have to give me a list of sites when they connect, I can use that to to decide if I want to talk to them.

      Just don't screw up email so some stupid manager can win at buzzword bingo.

  90. Wasting spammer CPU cycles as a deterrent. by MikeVx · · Score: 1

    I've said this before. The idea of unencrypted connections needs to go away. If e-mail could be converted over to an all-encrypted traffic pattern, this would add a load to spammer systems. You could post an address with a public key, all based on open protocols to allow porting to lots of systems, and anyone wanting to send you a message has to encrypt using that key. This can be PGP-style 'encrypt the symmetric key' or make them use the heavier public key method on the message text. This would be minimal for most people, at a few seconds per message. Legitimate large mailers would just have to deal with the overhead. Spammers would be in a pickle. Instead of messages per second the throughput changes to seconds per message.

    This would have some incidental benefits relating to nosy people in the transmission chain. The thing that would be the biggest problem is that, at some point, for this to work, systems would have to start rejecting unencrypted messages. This would create some problems initially, but then there is no technical solution that will not require changes within the users field of view.

    This solution imposes a time cost on everyone, but for most end-users the time cost is minimal and can be hidden from them during reading by mailers that background-decrypt while the first message in the session is being displayed. Sending messages just adds a few seconds from the end-user viewpoint (unless sending to a personal mailing list) and most people send far less than they recieve. Spammers have no way to hide the time cost because they recieve almost nothing in comparison to the sending volume.

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  91. retreating Texans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Rather ironic, isn't it, that those Texan patriots should take refuge in the state they find most objectionable when it comes football season? Any port in a storm, I do say. Or at least any Democratic port.

    I believe Austin natives did hear a rather Texas-twanged chorus of, "Run away! Run away!" coming from the Capitol a couple of days ago.

    I hope it was only a flesh wound.

  92. Re:Gotta love british humor (inside joke?) by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 3, Informative

    > I think that they may be referring to "unwanted" faxes and lettermail from constituants.

    Um, "constituants"? This is the *House of Lords*. They don't *have* constituants, they aren't elected.

    Chris Mattern

  93. Re:Gotta love british humor (inside joke?) by iturbide · · Score: 1

    Constituants? Hah. this is the House of Lords. I'm not even sure if a lord has any topographical binding an area (They come with quite fancy titles, not necessary english duchies or baronies.), but I'm certain nobody voted for them.

  94. Re:The Hon. Member is *not* a yappy cocker spaniel by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1
    That's hilarious! I remember my history teacher telling us once that for the early history of the US Congress the Representatives and Senators would always show up armed!

    He also told us about an incident that took place in the years shortly before the Civil War wen tensions amongst Northern and Southern Congressmen would run high. The way it goes, a Northern Representative made a disparaging remark about a Southern State. the Senator for that said State, along with 3 or 4 other Senators proceeded down to the House chamber whereat they grabbed the Northern Rep and proceeded to bull whip while he was held across his own desk. Now that is what I call legislation!

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  95. So do something about it by Thuktun · · Score: 1

    You know, it's not legal to spam faxes either, but guess what... my office fax is loaded with crap every day!

    And since the offense is being committed in the privacy of your office, who do you expect to do what about it?

    The federal law against unsolicited faxes provides a few ways of dealing with them:

    • Sue the sender yourself in small claims for $500 apiece, $1500 if you can demonstrate they knowingly violated that law. (I've seen convincing documentation showing that existing rulings in this area mean that by knowingly sending a fax they knowingly violated the law, but I am not a lawyer.)
    • Complain to your state Attorney General, who aggregates complaints and attempts to whack the offenders in court with a larger mallet than Joe Consumer can wield.
    • Complain to the FCC, who may get around to doing something about the violation.

    Have you done anything about those faxes? If not, you have zero right to complain about nothing being done. If someone burglarizes you and you don't report it, is it justafiable to complain about the lack of police action on it?

  96. Re:Doubling every 42 days? I doubt it. by crawling_chaos · · Score: 2, Informative

    You are assuming the number of internet users is constant for the period. Hypothetically, if the number of users doubled in that time, then no increase in your personal spam volume would still result in a doubling of traffic.

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  97. Re:The Hon. Member is *not* a yappy cocker spaniel by milo_Gwalthny · · Score: 1

    The incident before the civil war was famous because it showed the tension between the north and south. Senator Charles Sumner, Republican of Massachusetts, was caned by representative Preston Brooks, Democrat of South Carolina, in 1856 for insulting Senator Andrew Butler's stance on Kansas (and making light of his medical condition). Brooks was Butler's nephew and caned Sumner at his desk in a nearly empty Senate chamber. So, as legislation it didn't really work because they were from different chambers. As propaganda it worked pretty well, but for Sumner and the abolitionists.

    I think the first 'caning' in congress was in 1798. You can read about it here.

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  98. Cite? by Thuktun · · Score: 1

    If we consider the anti-fax-spam law to be a good one, it should simply be extended to the email age due to the close similarities. Spammers have been successfully sued based on the fax laws.

    Can you provide a reference to this?

    At the very least, the PA Superior Court just ruled that the ban on unsolicited faxes in the TCPA can't be applied to email. I'm not aware of anyone successfully arguing otherwise in court, but it might be nice to hear otherwise.

  99. What do you expect? by guamman · · Score: 1

    Regardless of the amount of legislation put in place to stop spam, spam will persist. This is because it works. Spammers simply look at statistics. If 1 out of 1,000,000 spams gets a sale, then it is in the spammer's best interest to spam more people and therefore generate more sales. Spam will only stop if the consumer stops allowing it to be a finacially viable form of advertising. More should be done to inform the consumer, i.e. reciever of spam.

    1. Re:What do you expect? by thogard · · Score: 1

      The spam compaines make money by "Renting" their email lists and their open relay lists or by sending out the spam themselves. They get paid upfront. The poor sucker that paid the spamer won't make any sales at all. 0% isn't a numbers game.

  100. See: by ZxCv · · Score: 1
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  101. FUCK TEXAS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny how fellers from TEXAS think it's ok to go AWOL and be negligent in their duties to their country.

  102. Re:Gotta love british humor (inside joke?) by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 1

    Well, whatever you want to call them, I'd expect that members of the House of Lords get all sorts of requests from the public for them to address various issues in the house. The fact that they're not elected would allow them to make more light of the issue than if they were in the House of Commons.

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  103. Lord Newby by version5 · · Score: 1
    Don't forget the newest member of the House of Lords, Lord Newby! Here's what he had to say (near the bottom):

    Lord Newby: My Lords, I am grateful to the Minister for that reply. However, would he accept that...

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  104. Spam spam spam ... by smcd · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Spam spam spam...

  105. When mentioned to my Welsh grandfather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I quote:

    "That is a blatant lie! There's not and haven't been 73 people in the entire history of the British Empire who've used toothpaste!" ...ah, the elderly!

  106. Puzzles -- Dwork & Naor, 1992 by strici · · Score: 1

    btw, The idea was published in 1992:

    C. Dwork and M. Naor. Pricing via processing or combatting junk mail. In Advances in Cryptology---CRYPTO '92, Springer-Verlag Berlin Heidelberg 1993

    See also papers that site it.

  107. This is not a load of bullcrap :P by zakezuke · · Score: 1

    1... who gets the money if you charge for email? Considering the amount of junk post I get I think spamming would continue even if a fee is involved. Hell I remember compu$erve back in 1982 when they charged roughly the same as normal postage for user to user e-mail. This seemed like a good deal cause it was faster. I got spam on that service dispite it costing roughly the same as postal rates.

    And considering the topic was about a person who funded a spam operation via stolen credit cards and identy theft, a bogus paypal account isn't too hard to muster up.

    2. I have to admit, this has some merit, the idea of using visual passwords and such. Ascii art though, so long as there was a program generating it, there can be a program to decode it. OCR is getting better by the day, beside, you can *assign* a staff at minium wage, who's purpose in life is to just decode visual passwords. Eventually you can get some system together that will decode faster based on a checksum.

    Not that #2 isn't a spiffy idea, it just screams of being able to be circumvented.

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    1. Re:This is not a load of bullcrap :P by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      1) If you charge for email then there is a TON of backbone stuff that can be upgraded. Finding a good place to send the money is not a problem.

      And I hate to to tell you but 99% of spam would vanish if it cost them money to do. Spam is roughly divided into: Porn, money scams, and stupid businesses. The porn is profitable so they would legally continue to spam - but the money trail would make it EASY to force them to put ADV in their subject. The moneyscams would go away, as the money trail of the penpal would complicate their criminal activities and make it easy for the cops to get them. ALL of the stupid businesses would die as they are NOT profitable at more than a 1 cent per email sent rate.

      #2 is a great idea because it is ALWAYS easier to generate a code than is is to decode it. By the time they figure out a way to have a program do it, we will have a different program.

      And if you REALLY believe that a spammer can afford to pay people (let alone the problems with being so much easier to track down), even at minimum wage, to crack the people only code, then you are so incredibally ignorant of the spammer economy that it is ridiculous. No matter what it will end up costing that spammer more than the 1 cent per email as in method 1, and it will ALSO make that spammer a 1,000 times easier to find, and stop.

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    2. Re:This is not a load of bullcrap :P by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      I do not believe using a paypal acount would make it easier to track down a spammer, as the artical spoke of using stolen credit cards to fund the project. Via the use of idenity theft, it's painfully easy to open up a bank account. Atleast in america, all you need is a social security # and state issued ID. Further, I don't support any idea that promotes paypal specificy. Not that paypal isn't spiffy, but there are other systems of payment that should be accepted for the sake dealing with everyone on the planet.

      While I'm not an expert in spammer economics, given that the snail mail spam is still very popular, I don't imagine a nomimal charge would help. Also, while i'm not aware of the amount typical gross of a spamming business, I am aware that they do indeed make money. Enough money to support dialup, dsl/cable, t-1, and in some cases also the software to boot. A program to decode the authorization system you spoke of would be a marketable product to the spammer community, not to speak of the so called, "authorized spam" that legit businesses *feel* they have the right to send you. Bigger legit businesses what open channels to their customers, and bigger businesses who don't want to pay a staff minimum wage to manualy do this stuff *would* pay for software to automate the process.

      Plus you didn't cover the issue of who gets this 1cent per e-mail. Your ISP? Internic? Your city / local / national goverment?

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  108. Microsoft just demoed that by Wil63 · · Score: 1

    at their R&D "open day", you probably read it. Visit the following link. http://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,3973,1034867 ,00.asp

  109. OT: Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good job your post got rejected, otherwise there'd be another Dupe post from the /. editors.

    If its any consolation, all my posts get rejected. even the interesting ones ;-)

  110. Reverse checking on senders address is flawed by Dark+Coder · · Score: 1

    The first thing I did was made a sendmail milter that does exactly the validation of "FROM:".

    I ran into trouble in various areas:

    1. AO-Hell now has a non-RFC mail server
    2. Yahoo "blindly" approves ANY "FROM:" test
    3. MSN "blindly" approves ANY "FROM:" test
    4. Majordomo may not validate their own "FROM:"
    5. Nothing prevents SPAM'r from "assuming" a valid email address (heck, they have 1 billion to pick from... identity theft here, YES!)
    6. Any attempt to tie DNS MX to the "FROM:" will break the following:
    a. mobile IP
    b. legitimate "forwarder"
    c. NAT environment
    d. valid SMTP-Relay link
    e. Backup SMTP server

    So, my work is also a work-in-progress, but I see the barriers. This is a stretch but I continue to use it nonetheless because the benefit far outweighs the risks of dropped legitimate mail.

    The last trick up my sleeve is the "WHITELIST" with folding cash-hash challenge or "please type what you see" LARGE TIFF images.

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  111. Re:Doubling every 42 days? I doubt it. by Adam+J.+Richter · · Score: 1
    Suppose that the number of internet users (or even internet mail boxes) doubled in the last ten months, an estimate which I think is probably pretty high given business conditions during that period. I received a lot more than two spams per day ten months ago.

    I received a lot more than four or eight spams per day ten months ago, if you want to be really ridiculous and argue that the number of users has quadrupled or octupled in the last ten months.

  112. Re:Doubling every 42 days? I doubt it. by crawling_chaos · · Score: 1

    OK, I was a little unclear. The number of users doesn't have to increase by that much, the number of mail addresses has to increase. Considering the number of people that get second and third addresses as "spam traps," this seems entirely plausible to me.

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  113. Re:Doubling every 42 days? I doubt it. by Adam+J.+Richter · · Score: 1
    OK, I was a little unclear. The number of users doesn't have to increase by that much, the number of mail addresses has to increase. Considering the number of people that get second and third addresses as "spam traps," this seems entirely plausible to me.

    People have been setting up second and third email addresses in large numbers for years. If you are claiming that the number of email addresses has increased by more than 8X in the past ten months, then I think that claim seems sufficiently implausible that the burden of proof should be on you to provide some statistical evidence to back up that claim.

  114. Re:Doubling every 42 days? I doubt it. by crawling_chaos · · Score: 1
    My spam has more than doubled in the past ten months. Which one of us is the anomaly? Anecdotal evidence isn't going to help here. I was trying to explain why your experience was at variance to the larger statistics being discussed in the article.

    You are generalizing from a sample size of one. If I used your method of determining statistical reality, then the economy is fine. No one I know has been laid off in the past two years, and everyone's gotten raises. Unemployment doubling? Wages flat? Unlikely at best! What does the Bureau of Labor Statistics know?

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  115. Re:Doubling every 42 days? I doubt it. by Adam+J.+Richter · · Score: 1
    I realize it's anecdotal evidence, so it is not absolute proof of anything, but it does illustrate why the article's claim that spam has been doubling every 42 days, which would mean an increase of more than 128X in the past ten months, should not be taken seriously without some statistical evidence.

    Even if your spam has more than doubled in the past ten months, you would need to argue that the number of internet email addresses has increased by a factor of large enough to work out to an increase of 128X of total spam. For example, if you spam has gone up by a factor of exactly 2, you would need argue that the number of internet addresses has increased by 64X in the past ten months. If you can't honestly do that, then you haven't even shown any anecodotal evidence to support the article's claim.