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Chimps Belong in Human Genus?

Bradley Chapman writes "I found this interesting story from Discovery News about our ties with chimpanzees. Excerpts: 'Chimpanzees share 99.4 percent of functionally important DNA with humans and belong in our genus, Homo, according to a recent genetic study. Scientists analyzed 97 human genes, along with comparable sequences from chimps, gorillas, orangutans and Old World monkeys (a group that includes baboons and macaques). The researchers then took the DNA data and estimated genetic evolution over time. They determined that humans and chimps shared a common ancestor between 4 and 7 million years ago. That ancestor diverged from gorillas 6 to 7 million years ago.'" Genus is the next step up from species, if you recall your taxonomy. Humans are the only living species in genus homo, currently.

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  1. Bogus by inertia187 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Chimpanzees share 99.4 percent of functionally important DNA with humans and belong in our genus, Homo, according to a recent genetic study. Scientists analyzed 97 human genes, along with comparable sequences from chimps, gorillas, orangutans and Old World monkeys (a group that includes baboons and macaques).

    We've only fully mapped the human genome so far. I bet if we fully mapped the chimp genome, we'd see many many more entries in the diff log than we thought.

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    1. Re:Bogus by jdray · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Agreed. Another question, one they didn't address, is how far removed from other apes we are. 99.4% of a couple quadzillion genes still leaves a lot of genes that define us as humans. And if an orangutan is 89.7 % (an arbitrary number on my part) the same as a human, that speaks somewhat to the relativity of the 99.4% number of the chimp. Also, how far off are we from one another?

      Having said all that, I think that all the ape species deserve somewhat more respect than we've been giving them...

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    2. Re:Bogus by John+Hurliman · · Score: 5, Informative

      "The human genome is estimated to have as few as 30-45,000 functional genes" - Imperial College London (http://www.ic.ac.uk/P3509.htm)

      Where did you get your "couple quadzillion" number from?

    3. Re:Bogus by BigBadBri · · Score: 5, Informative
      The New Scientist has a slightly more detailed account of the study here.

      If you read this, you'll see that the analysis is based on 97 'critical' genes where a difference in a single base will produce a change in the amino acid coded for, and hence a change in the protein.

      If the 'junk' DNA is included, there is more likelihood of variation between humans and chimps, but there is a corresponding rise in the variability within the human population which tends to lessen the overall significance of the inter-species variation.

      Other than the fact that evolution would tend to favour the stability of these 97 'critical' genes, I see no problem with this analysis, but think that putting humans and chimps in the same genus is pushing matters slightly.

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    4. Re: Bogus by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Insightful


      > We've only fully mapped the human genome so far. I bet if we fully mapped the chimp genome, we'd see many many more entries in the diff log than we thought.

      ...and many more similarities as well. Welcome to the concept of "percent".

      However, the real reason for the bogosity of the claim is that clades aren't defined by thresholds in DNA differences. The tree of common descent is there, but it's somewhat arbitrary how far up from a leaf you go before you reach a node that you call "species", "genus", etc. They are merely labels of convenience, and if we suddenly do or don't find it convenient to put the chimps in the genus Homo it doesn't really tell us anything we didn't already know about the relationships in that branch of the tree. (I have a physical anthropology textbook published ten years ago that already mapped out this branch of the tree according to our current understanding of it, then already based on DNA comparisons as well.)

      The real news from this is that by focusing on "functionally important" genes we now know that our "functionally important similarity" is 99.4% rather than the 97.whatever% that we previously got when looking at genes in general.

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    5. Re:Bogus by HiThere · · Score: 4, Interesting

      ..., but think that putting humans and chimps in the same genus is pushing matters slightly.

      Why? I don't see why they should be either separate or included. Genus is supposed to be a grouping that is inclusive on ancestry, but I don't know of any standard that says just how similar to species have to be to be considered a part of the same genus. So I can see a genus consisting or merely humans, of humans and chimps, or of humans, chimps, and gorillas. Once you get past that, you are basically including all primates (what's the sense of including oragutangs but not gibbons?). But nowhere do I see a clear dividing line.

      If we say a genus should be larger than merely one species, then Chimps should be included... but what's the basis for that?

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    6. Re:Bogus by John+Biggabooty · · Score: 2, Funny

      And a bunch of monkeys with typewriters made this website to boot! You just can't ask them to write Shakespeare.

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    7. Re:Bogus by littleRedFriend · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "99.4% of a couple quadzillion genes still leaves a lot of genes that define us as humans."

      I think 99.4% is pretty damn close, for a moderate number of randomly choosen genes. Since it's scientific research, one would think the (independent) referees of the paper will have looked at the STDEV. It was published, so that should be OK. We will not find anything closer (on this planet, that is).

      Your comparison is wrong. A computer is build on the logic of on (1) or off (0). This number of states does not say *anything* about the complexity you can build with it. Think about 35.000 genes (the approx number of human genes). Think about all combinations, think about regulation and feedback loops between these genes. Think about transformation from DNA into protein and other structures, creating cells, creating organs, creating an organism. Think about interaction with the environment of all of this stuff.

      Maybe then you will start to appreciate that the number of genes doesn't mean a lot. Hell, one could build something rather incomprehensibly complex with just a couple of hundreds of genes.

      As for judgement which organism is more evolved, human or man, well that depends who's side your on. Philosophy: there is no wright or wrong to things - it is just the interpretation of the observer. There is no good measure for complexity. If you measure it by succes of a species, bacteria would win. They far outnumber us and any other living organism.

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    8. Re:Bogus by KDan · · Score: 3, Funny

      Come on, be more generous. If we don't include even them in the human genome, what chance does Bush stand???

      Daniel

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    9. Re:Bogus by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm sure if humans and chimps could produce an offspring, I'm sure the production of them as a slave population would have been well-entrenched 10,000 years ago (and would infiltrate all writings like the Bible, etc., and be long decided as culturally acceptable.)

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    10. Re:Bogus by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 5, Insightful

      According to my handy textbook*, orangutangs are about twice as diverged from us as chimpanzies. The numbers** here are the number of nucleotide substitutions per 100 sites (i.e. approximately % difference.)

      Human-Chimp: 1.45
      Human-Gorila: 1.51
      Human-Orangutang: 2.98
      Gorilla-Chimp: 1.57

      Standard errors on these numbers are about 0.2, so the human/chimp/gorilla differences are not statistically significant. The evidence is growing that the human/chimp split is more recent than the gorilla split, but as far as I know this hasn't yet been determined beyond reasonable doubt.

      The numbers in the article are only looking at DNA nucliotides in genes, which change much more slowly then the bulk of DNA which is 'junk'. This is because inside a gene, most mutations will be disadvantageous and selected against. The numbers I give above are from non-coding DNA.

      Note that even within genes, not all nucleotide substitutions have any evolutionary effect. There are 4 nucleotides (think letters) which come in groups of 3 (codons, think words) giving 64 possible codons to code for 20 amino acids (plus a little punctuation) so most amino acids have several codons that code for them. Therefore even inside a gene, some nucleotide substitutions will be 'synonymous' - they will not change the protien generated from the gene.

      For the purpose of saying "How different (functionally) are we from chimpanzees", it makes most sense to look at how different the proteins are - non-coding DNA and synonymous changes within coding DNA have no effect on phenotype (the critter that the DNA builds.)

      For the purpose of timing evolutionary branchings, it makes most sense to look at non-coding DNA and synonymous substitutions. This is because the rate at which substitutions/mutations occur at these sites is much less variable than at coding sites. At coding sites, the rate is constrained by evolutionary pressures, and those pressures may not be the same on different lineages.

      Anyway, the story looks like a big yawn to me - this isn't anything we haven't known about for years. There's probably lots of interesting stuff in the details, but not the '99.4%' number. Saying this means were in the same genus is pure sensationalism - the concept of genus is more fuzzy than species, and is fairly arbitrary. There is a fair argument that homo and pan are separate genii(?) only because of parochialism, but this data is not a strong reason to change it.

      * I'm studying up for my new job in molecular phylogentics. It will be something of a challenge, given that my degrees are in physics and astronomy.

      ** Book is Molecular Evolution, Li, 1997. Data is from Li et al 1987.

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    11. Re: Bogus by the+gnat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They are merely labels of convenience

      Incidentally, this is one reason why creationist blather about speciation is a load of bull - there isn't really a strict definition for speciation on the molecular level. It's a series of events that are well documented, but there isn't one point where you suddenly get a new species. Creationists talk about speciation as if there's a sudden "promotion" or massive change that has to occur, but that really has no basis in reality. Speciation is simply the sum of reproductive isolation and mutation/genetic drift.

    12. Re:Bogus by Slack3r78 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, his distinction made sense to me. If you can produce viable offspring, then it's the same species. IE: a dog is of the same species as a dog, regardless of breed. In short, you can breed a dog with another dog of any breed, and the offspring will be able to produce offspring.

      His definition of genus would be one step removed from that - if the genetic similarity is close enough to produce offspring, but not viable offspring - IE: a mule or the end result of mating a dog with a coyote. You get offspring, but they can't further reproduce.

      I agree with you that it really is a more abstract distinction, I just thought that his definition seemed logical.

    13. Re:Bogus by The_dev0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

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    14. Re:Bogus by Arker · · Score: 2, Informative

      So I can see a genus consisting or merely humans, of humans and chimps, or of humans, chimps, and gorillas. Once you get past that, you are basically including all primates (what's the sense of including oragutangs but not gibbons?).

      Umm no. If you put humans, bonobos, chimps, gorillas, orangs, and gibbons in one genus, you most assuredly have NOT included all primates or even close. The vast majority of primates are old world monkeys, new world monkeys, and lemurs. The word you were looking for here was apes, not primates.

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  2. Great! by Psychic+Burrito · · Score: 2, Funny

    The repulicans will like this... Another 50 million that pay taxes... Oh, "taxonomy" is something else... sorry!

  3. IM all for including some chimps in the human cat. by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 5, Funny

    But that on the condition that i can downgrade some humans to monkey.

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  4. People don't realize.... by LamerX · · Score: 2, Informative

    People don't seem to realize that we didn't actually evolve from chimps, but we actually are related in the way that we split off in the evolutionary timeline from the same predecessor. Why not put them in the same Genus as us? They've had just as much time to evolve.

    1. Re:People don't realize.... by mmol_6453 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The question is, while they evolved, did their genome evolve in a direction similar enough to our own to warrant including them in the genus homo?

      To me, it just seems to be an argument debating the differences between genotype and phenotype.

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    2. Re:People don't realize.... by haystor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Its interesting that we decide they belong in our Genus and not that we belong in theirs.

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    3. Re:People don't realize.... by pi+radians · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did you just call my chimp gay? Cause that really pisses him off.

      Now the shits gunna fly!

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    4. Re:People don't realize.... by bathmatt · · Score: 2, Funny
      People don't seem to realize that we didn't actually evolve from chimps,

      This is especially true where I work, People here havent even evolved TOO chimps

    5. Re:People don't realize.... by redheaded_stepchild · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...They've had just as much time to evolve.

      Yes, and which of us still defecates in his own nest? Evolution is a point of view; it really has nothing to do with how 'advanced' a species is. That term, advanced, is used in reference to our own subjective advancement, and shouldn't be a factor in scientific classification.
      If you want to be subjective in your classifications, humans should be seperately classified from chimps, but only because we have more in common (socially) with rats and vermin.

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    6. Re:People don't realize.... by NoData · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They've had just as much time to evolve.

      Uhm, for that matter every single species on the planet has had just as much time to evolve. That is, if you believe in a single common ancestor, which most evolutionary biologists do. Certainly for multicellular organisms, there's somewhere back there a single common ancestor.

      Let's put every species in our genus!

      Why not put them in the same Genus as us?
      Cuz Linnaean taxonomy is an artificial human convention imposed on the world. It's not up to the world to divide itself neatly into kingdom, phyllum, class, order, family, genus, and species. And while most modern taxonomy is debated based on genetic distance, things don't divide up neatly into those slots.

      The debate is a pedantic one that has no bearing on how the world works, or really, on our understanding of it.

    7. Re:People don't realize.... by bluesangria · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ever watched any behavioral studies on chimpanzees?
      It might frighten you how much of their behavior they have in common with us.
      Chimpanzees have been observed
      - participating in sex for pleasure (oral and otherwise),
      - organizing hunts for food (they happily kill and eat other monkeys or smaller animals),
      - teaching their young how to use tools (slowly and conscientiously - not haphazardly expecting the kid to just "pick it up")
      - physically assaulting (and sometimes killing) a fellow group member for no discernible reason.

      Sound familiar? It should. Just check out your regular TV news shows to have a keen understanding of the human savagery mirrored in chimp society.

      Yeah, I think they are worthy of being included in our genus.

      blue

    8. Re:People don't realize.... by mmol_6453 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What you're advocating is catagorization based on phenotype. That's a debate that's been going on for a long time.

      The problem with that system is how much alike do two creatures have to be in order to be in the same family? If you're not specific enough, you might end up placing hummingbirds and flies in the same family because they both have superb control over their flight characteristics, and they both like sugarwater.

      If you're too specific, you'll start separating (as an example from history) people of African descent from people of European descent.

      Classifying species based on genotype allows us to trace nature's evolutionary path, and understand biological history accordingly.

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  5. It's about time... by johny_qst · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is still amazing to me that the scientific community has such antiquated ideas about how unique and exceptional humans are. It seems obvious to anyone who understands evolution and genetic drift that we are simply another version of an already successful line of monkeys.

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    1. Re:It's about time... by Funkitup · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nonsense, the human brain is at the pinical of evolution. Not only that, it has transcended evolution - we can now alter evolution and use it as a computer algorithm.

      It's about time the human race realised it is in _charge_ of its own destiny, and while nature is a powerful force, the concious mind is the greatest known thing on the planet. It should be developed and nurtured.

    2. Re:It's about time... by shaper · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's amazing to me that this comment was modded "Insightful". Chimps have had 4-7 million years since we split from a common ancestor (according to the article) and they're still swinging in trees. Humans are reaching for the stars.

      It should be obvious to any cretin that there is a definite qualitative difference between human and chimp, indeed between human and all of (observable) nature. And that supposedly insignificant quality makes all the difference. The fact that we cannot (yet) measure its true magnitude in scientific terms does not make it any less ridiculously obvious. No human is just another monkey. Not even you.

    3. Re:It's about time... by Rectal+Prolapse · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > What animal has free will?

      All of them do, given their ability to sense their surroundings.

      > What animal can split the atom?

      The sun splits atoms all the time. You don't have to be an animal to do that!

      > What animal is loved by God?

      I recall a passage in the old testament about how God tried to force the Egyptians to adopt frogs and grasshoppers...so it's gotta be them!

      > What animal can build an engine?

      Funny, I know millions of humans can't build engines either. But I have seen hamster powered bicycles!

      > What animal can love?

      Ever seen elephants visit the graves of their loved ones year after year? Ever own a dog?

      > What animal can speak?

      Quite a few parrots and other bird species are quite capable of speech. Remember that parrot that can speak the names of objects or name an action?

      > What animal can appreciate beauty?

      Peahens lusting after the prettiest peacocks.

      There is a cool species of birds that builds multi-story birdsnests to impress the female birds of the same species. Complete with porch entrances, awnings, the whole works! The best house-builders get the most bird tail.

      > What animal can write poetry?

      Chimpanzee sign language could be considered poetry. It's probably better than the post-modern crap published in recent years.

      > What animal other than man is the utter pinnacle of all creation?

      Toxoplasma Gondii...it's the master of humans AND cats! It's the coolest parasite out there...

      You forgot a few other questions:

      What animal practices altruism?

      Vampire bats.

    4. Re: It's about time... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Interesting


      > It should be obvious to any cretin that there is a definite qualitative difference between human and chimp, indeed between human and all of (observable) nature. And that supposedly insignificant quality makes all the difference. The fact that we cannot (yet) measure its true magnitude in scientific terms does not make it any less ridiculously obvious. No human is just another monkey. Not even you.

      So, is the chimpanzee intellect more similar to the human intellect or to the sea slug intellect? Or to the intellect of a rock, since you want to make us special with respect to "all of nature"?

      Were merely an extremum along one dimension of measure that we're inordinately proud of. Chimps probably scoff because we don't have thumbs on our feet, and rocks because we're so fragile. Who's the fair arbitrater of excellence?

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    5. Re:It's about time... by elemental23 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Chimps have had 4-7 million years since we split from a common ancestor (according to the article) and they're still swinging in trees.

      You're right, the chimps are definitely the smarter ones here.

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    6. Re:It's about time... by Holdstrong · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Of course the problem here is that you are judging the differences and qualities of another species based on your human experience. And from the sounds of it, you are specifically referring to intelligence.

      Yes, you, the previous poster, and all posters in between are 'ridiculously' and 'obviously' more intelligent than 'just another monkey' *sic*

      But there are many hundreds of qualities possesed by Chimps and other species on this planet that we drastically lack.

      Don't you find it a bit peculiar that the qualities that you judge to be obviously more important than all others just happen to be the ones you posses?

    7. Re: It's about time... by shaper · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I once read a description in a science fiction novel that I particularly like. The analogy was made between intelligence and heating water. Below the boiling point, water is just water and can be compared to other bits of water in a fairly nice linear fashion according to temperature. But as the water hits the boiling point, interesting things begin to happen that make it altogether different. Sure, you can continue to compare the boiling water to cooler water according to the common measure of temperature, but the really important differences now lie elsewhere. Temperature becomes only one small part of a whole host of interesting differences.

      Yes, this analogy breaks down in a whole bunch of ways, but the central idea is that finding only a tiny difference between human and animal means we just aren't measuring the right thing. And even if we found some common measure, humans have passed a nonlinear threshold across which comparisons don't hold much meaning.

      As for who is the fair arbitrator of excellence, exactly whose other opinion are you going to compare with? Yes, both humans and chimps get wet in the water, we both require oxygen, we both ingest plant and animal matter for fuel, we both crap in the woods. But I still maintain that the more interesting factors are the differences, for that's where we will find clues to what makes us human.

    8. Re:It's about time... by shaper · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But there are many hundreds of qualities possesed by Chimps and other species on this planet that we drastically lack.

      Don't you find it a bit peculiar that the qualities that you judge to be obviously more important than all others just happen to be the ones you posses?

      Tell you what: you go off and discuss it with a chimp who can debate the point and let us know what you come up with.

  6. But isn't the real test... by handslikesnakes · · Score: 4, Interesting

    to see if they can make babies?

    1. Re:But isn't the real test... by feed_me_cereal · · Score: 3, Funny

      to see if they can make babies?

      are you signing up for the experiment?

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    2. Re:But isn't the real test... by sbeitzel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nope. That's only for species. Two critters are said to be in the same species if they can breed and have fertile offspring.

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    3. Re:But isn't the real test... by Suidae · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Interesting trivia:

      A particular species of mosquito can carry a parasite that modifies the mosquitos sperm such that the sperm can only fertilize a female that also carries the parasite. This results in two distinct breeding groups within the species in the same environment, and over the course of many generations can lead to a speciation event (one species diverging into two).

  7. Personally... by bgeer · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think Senator Santorum needs to open an investigation into whether public tax money is being spent researching Homo chimps.

  8. Sure! Let them in! by Lord+Grey · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've often wondered if some of the people I see driving on the freeway belong in the Human Genus, based purely on their lack of motor ability. If those people can make into that classification then surely our furry, feces-throwing relatives can make it. (I'm talking about the chimps, here.)

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  9. Are you mostly a chimp? Okay, but not me. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2, Insightful


    If you want to believe that you are almost a chimpanzee, that's fine, but I'm not believing. Note that the researchers ignored DNA that is not expressive. That may be a sensible idea, or it may be that the ignored DNA expresses itself in a way that has not been discovered.

    1. Re:Are you mostly a chimp? Okay, but not me. by u19925 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Same genus is not same as same species. Species is the most scientifically and strictly defined term than any other classification terms. All others are mostly defined on the basis of some characteristics which does not necessarily tell us the distance between one type to another. Also, species is the only definition which can be determined experimentally. To determine if two group of animals are same species or no, you need to interbreed them. If they can produce male and female fertile offsprings, then they are same species. No such experimental definition can be made for genus. Read the comment in the article, it says, '...chimps and humans split six to 10 million years ago. "That's an awful long time to be in the same genus,"...'. You see, this is how they argue about genus.

      So there is no big deal, when some scientist determines humans are mostly chimps. All that s/he says is that the distance between human and chimp species is less than we thought. And mind you, statistically, there was a 50% chance that this study would have said this!

    2. Re:Are you mostly a chimp? Okay, but not me. by powerlinekid · · Score: 4, Informative

      Link

      Ok you're right, its probably not 98%. But this article is very informative about the matter. For the most part we share at least 25% with all living things and its probably significiently higher.

      Insightful part:
      Once again, the DNA comparison requires context to be meaningful. Granted that a human and ape are over 98% genetically identical, a human and any earthly DNA-based life form must be at least 25% identical. A human and a daffodil share common ancestry and their DNA is thus obliged to match more than 25% of the time. For the sake of argument let's say 33%.

      The point is that to say we are one-third daffodils because our DNA matches that of a daffodil 33% of the time, is not profound, it's ridiculous. There is hardly any biological comparison you can make which will find us to be one-third daffodil, except perhaps the DNA.


      I think thats an excellent point.

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    3. Re:Are you mostly a chimp? Okay, but not me. by Eneff · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Speech is a misnomer. They are able to communicate via hand signs (ASL, for instance) if trained.

      They are able to lie and insult others.

      They seem to get to 3 years old intelligence and stop there.

      http://www.cwu.edu/~cwuchci/quanda.html: Washoe, the most accomplished signer, has a vocabulary of 240 "reliable" signs...The chimps use the signs both singly and in combination with other signs in multiple-sign utterances. So far, one of the longest utterances observed has been a sentence of seven different signs...They have demonstrated an ability to invent new signs or combine signs to metaphorically express something different, for example: calling a radish CRY HURT FOOD or referring to a watermelon as a DRINK FRUIT. In a double-blind condition, the chimpanzees can comprehend and produce novel prepositional phrases, understand vocal English words, translate words into their ASL glosses and even transmit their signing skills to the next generation without human intervention.

    4. Re:Are you mostly a chimp? Okay, but not me. by ip_vjl · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "... you need to interbreed them. If they can produce male and female fertile offsprings, then they are same species."

      I saw something on Animal Planet the other day where a baby Tiger-Lion mix was born and was fertile. They noted how this was extremely uncommon ... but it seems that it can happen which means the above test isn't 100% accurate.

  10. I can hear the screaming.. by grub · · Score: 3, Funny


    All over North America, greasy rednecks with pimpish moustaches and long mullets are saying "What 're them scientist-types saying? They're calling me "homo"? I'm gonna kick all their asses."

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  11. We share many things in common with chimpanzees by diatonic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Goodman added, "In terms of culture, social behavior, language and other factors, we share many things in common with chimpanzees."

    There was a guy at a nursing home I worked at that would throw poop at the staff.

  12. I guess Fish and Chimps out of the question now? by truth_revealed · · Score: 2, Funny

    First they discover that fish can feel pain - and now this! Damn science! What am I supposed to eat?

  13. Classification System Stinks by Superfreaker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, it may not be completely stinky, but it is close.

    Our current system for categorizing the inhabitants of this is long outdated and is based largely on phsycal characteristics of the components on the creature, rather than the stuff it is actually made up of.

    We find we've had to tweak this existing system to make new species fit. We've even had to add new kindoms! Many species bridge, these categories making them all the more harder to classify.

    A better, more accurate, system needs to be devised based on current technologies that classify based on genetic code. The point of a classification system would be to allow us to draw similarities in creatures while studying them based on available data for ones in the same category. A genetic model would be very beneficial for this very reason.

    IMHO.

    1. Re:Classification System Stinks by pyrosoft · · Score: 5, Informative

      Google for phylogeny, or just check out this page for a relatively good introduction. Comparative geneticists use sequence comparisons between species to determine relative evolutionary separation, much like the subject of the article. We haven't gotten rid of the kingdom-phylum-order-class-family-genus-species thing yet, but we're working on it.

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    2. Re:Classification System Stinks by anzha · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's another problem with this though if you want to go strictly genetics for your classification, paleontology.

      The vast majority of work done by paleontologists simply cannot use genetics. They are almost completely stuck using comparative physical characteristics. I'm sure that they'll get some things wrong, as far as relations, but like I said, they're mildly stuck.

      If you can come up with a unified classification system that satisifies both the paleontology and the genetics crowds, then you might just have more than a few papers and a PhD thesis there...;)

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    3. Re:Classification System Stinks by Milo+Fungus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not just another kingdom - but a taxonomic level above kingdom has been added. This is the domain level, and was introduced because of the research of Carl Woese. He found, through genetic sequence comparisons, that non eukaryotic organisms (prokaryotes) are comprised of two groups (bacteria and archae) that are as different from one another as both are to eukaryotes. A good picture and explanation can be found here.

      The strength of the old taxonomic systm is that it is extensible, but it depends on a few suppositions which have been shown to be false. One of the suppositions is that there are a finite number of well-definable species which were created and will always remain exactly the same. Charles Darwin questioned this supposition by pointing out species which appeared to be transitional, and which were extremely difficult to classify in one category to the exclusion of another. Such were usually called "subspecies" and were presented as evidence for the theory of natural selection in The Origin of Species. Darwin theorized that these subspecies were in the process of changing from one form to another.

      Evolution poses a serious problem to a finite taxonomic system. After Darwin's theory was widely accepted, biologist began viewing biological diversity as a spectrum rather than as quantized sets. So how do you classify a spectral array? The electromagnetic spectrum is broken into regions, like IR, UV, microwaves, radio waves, the visible spectrum, etc. These boundary regions are not well-defined and tend to change from textbook to textbook. That's sort of what phylogenists are doing these days. Most have given up on unambiguous categorization, and are concentrating instead on making taxonomy consistent with evolutionary descent. Each taxonomic group should (theoretically) descend from a common ancestor. That's harder than it sounds, but genetic data is a powerful tool in figuring out lines of descent. Genetic data has provided quite a few surprises so far about who's related to whom.

  14. Genetic similarity isn't everything... by valis · · Score: 5, Informative

    For what it is worth, the raw similarity in the genome sequence doesn't need to indicate the same degree of similarity. Transcription is quite complex (much of it we still don't understand) and it is possible that small differences in regulatory regions can cause completely different parts of the sequence to be expressed.

  15. Neanderthals and Humans by bstadil · · Score: 2, Informative

    A little of topic but a few days ago the result of Italian research project was published. The result of DNA comparisons between Neanderthals and Humans found that most likely no interbreeding have occured.

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  16. Antropomorphic principle by Alomex · · Score: 4, Insightful



    The Antropomorphic principle is the name given by a tendency by us humans to believe that our situation is unique. It goes from believing in our divine origin, to the earth is the centre of the universe (Ptolomeic) to the sun is the centre of the universe (Copernicus), to the current incantation of the big bang (Gamow) with an ever expanding universe.

    Placing humans in their own genus seems to fit right along those lines. We are unique, and no other animal deserves to be even close to us...

    1. Re:Antropomorphic principle by pthisis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "anthropic principle"--different word from "anthropomorphic".

      Sumner

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  17. Someone had to say it... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Keep your filthy hands off my genus, you damn dirty chimps.

    I'm sure the creationists will pitch a fit if chimps are reclassified. I wonder if there would be any legal ramifications regarding the rights of chimps compared to other animals.

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    1. Re:Someone had to say it... by Zathrus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm sure the creationists will pitch a fit if chimps are reclassified.

      Any purist creationist gets annoyed if you just say DNA... but they're easily discredited. The intelligent ones will simply shrug because it doesn't matter in the slightest as far as their faith/belief goes. The middle majority will be disquieted by it at the very least, which is probably true for how most people will feel regardless of their creationist/evolutionist/whatever leanings.

      I wonder if there would be any legal ramifications regarding the rights of chimps compared to other animals.

      Certainly various animal rights activists will use this as a rallying cry to stop experimentation on chimpanzees. Of course, you can make the counter argument that because they are the closest to us genetically they are also some of the best test subjects. Unless, of course, the aforesaid activist would like to volunteer for stage 1 drug testing... no? Didn't think so.

    2. Re:Someone had to say it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      They only eat fruits and nuts

      And after all, you are what you eat.

  18. Can't resist by daves · · Score: 5, Funny

    Humans are the only living species in genus homo, currently.

    If we are the only species, that would make us "homo genus".

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  19. Human Chimp Hybrid? by Tighe_L · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What I have always wondered -- if you can cross a Horse, zebra, or donkey -- couldn't you cross a human with a chimp? Has anyone ever tried this?

    Is there some web page out there that has information on this?

    I am curious.

    Not that I am curious enough to try :)

  20. Been creeping toward this for a while by ianscot · · Score: 4, Informative
    Nov 1998 article with one of the same contributors: Line between humans, apes blurs

    We're turning over lots of taxonomies based on some cladistics-minded genetics lately. National Geographic threw in a chart and a couple of pages about re-grouping mammals a while back.

    The chimps percentage might be a bit higher than we usually hear, but that number's basically been around. (Question is, how could our definition of a genus be this open to debate?)

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  21. Taxonomy by CaseyB · · Score: 4, Informative

    Kings Play Chess On Funny Glass Stairs.

    (Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species)

    That's the only damn thing I can remember from high school biology.

    Bonus mnemonic -- the only thing I remember from high school history: "Divorced, Beheaded, She Died; Divorced, Beheaded, Survived." (How King Henry VIII's wives ended up)

  22. More Evidence in Favor by Homebrewed · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    Based on this evidence, I'd say they've actually got a pretty good case.

  23. Chimps are slackers by doublem · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why not put them in the same Genus as us? They've had just as much time to evolve.

    Clearly, we made better use of that time than they did. They slacked off instead of evolving, so they don't get to be in the same rank.

    I don't get this desire to uplift losers with false titles designed to boost the self esteem of those who fell behind.

    Of course now with Hollywood and TV causing humans to devolve, the Chimps will have a chance to catch up.

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    1. Re:Chimps are slackers by MsGeek · · Score: 4, Funny
      They slacked off instead of evolving, so they don't get to be in the same rank.

      I think if you read your Book of the Subgenius you would understand that those slacker Chimps are more evolved than we are.

      Bonobos are even more evolved than Chimps because they settle things by having sex rather than by fighting.

      Bob said it, I believe it, that settles it.

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  24. Re:if { chimps == homosapiens } .... by Oopsz · · Score: 2, Informative
    From Things Creationists Hate:
    One of the more idiotic quips I've heard (more than once, I'm sad to say) from creationists is, "If humans evolved from apes, then how come there are still apes around?" I can't speak for the creationists' immediate ancestry, but mine runs something like this: one of my great-great-grandfathers was named Ross. Among his offspring, one married a Thompson and produced children who were Thompsons. One of those children had children of her own who were neither Rosses nor Thompsons, but Icenogles. An Icenogle daughter produced me, who am none of the above, but a Riggins.

    Thus, Rosses gave rise to descendants who are no longer Rosses. Some have become Rigginses. But some Ross descendants are still Rosses! There are still Rosses around, even though some of their descendants "evolved" into Rigginses, and a lot of other "species."

    This isn't biological evolution, of course, but the principle is exactly the same: an ancestor can produce descendants which are very like itself (of the same species), while at the same time having other descendants which have become something else. The existence of descendants which have varied widely doesn't mean the original type has ceased to exist, or that there wasn't, in fact, a common ancestor. That's as true of anthropoids and Homo as it is of your ancestors, you, and those third cousins who retain the ancestral name that your branch of the family no longer uses.

    And further:
    Actually, the creationist quip of "if humans evolved from apes, how come apes are still around?" has a much more serious flaw than the fact that a species can still exist after another has descended from it. Humans did not evolve from apes. Humans share a common ancestor with apes. So a better analogy is that both I and my 3rd cousin are around, regardless of the fact that we share a common ancestor (our great-great-grandparents).
  25. Actually, it doesn't matter by gacp · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Actually, it doesn't matter whether we use only Homo or Homo and Pan for the lineage of chimps&humans, since both genera include a monphyletic lineage. For phylogenetic taxonomy, it's matter of taste, mostly. MY taste is that there is no need to introduce changes.

    Supergenus Gorilla
    * Genus Gorilla
    - Gorilla gorilla

    Supergenus Homo
    * Genus Homo
    - Homo sapiens
    - Homo neardenthalensisâ
    - Homo habilisâ
    - Homo erectusâ
    [- Homo demens (e.g. Bush & al.)]

    *Genus Pan
    - Pan troglodytes
    - Pan paniscus

    [Caveat emptor: I did this from memory, there might be a mistake somewhere]

    The fact is, it doesn't mean a thing to use genus, supergenus, or subgenus. What matters is that the lineage chimps&humans is monophyletic, that is, that chimps and bonobos are more closely related to us than to gorillas or orangutans.

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  26. Department of Redundancy Department by djeaux · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Humans are the only living species in genus homo, currently."

    Does anybody else find this repetitive and redundant?

    It should have been edited to "Humans are the only living extant species in the genus Homo, currently at this time."

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  27. *Sigh* by 403Forbidden · · Score: 4, Funny

    5 million years apart and we still fling our poo at eachother...

    I think i see how we're 99.4% alike...

  28. Canis lupus latrans by Kafir · · Score: 5, Informative

    Wolves are not genetically identical to dogs, any more than beagles are genetically identical to rotweilers: the consistent phenotypic differences between dog breeds, and between dogs and wolves, are genetically determined.
    If being genetically identical were the key, each human (or pair of twins) would be a species unto himself.

    But what people mean by species is usually more determined by whether the animals interbreed and produce fertile offspring (this gets fuzzy with plants and is more or less irrelevant to bacteria, but still...).

    Dogs and wolves are close enough to interbreed, successfully and often, and a lot of people would class dogs as a subspecies of wolf (Canis lupus latrans).

    But classification by genus and higher levels is fairly arbitrary, based mostly on what people see as significant differences and similarities (e.g. people are different from apes, cats all kind of look alike). The only important thing is that the basic nesting is right, so that if species A and B have a common ancestor, and C and D are descended from B, then if A and C are in one class, B and D are also in that class.

    It might be more rational to have a system that took each branching into account, but we don't have enough information for that, and it would be inconvenient to deal with.

    To sum up: the argument that no one calls a wolf a dog is incorrect, but there's still no point in calling a chimp a Homo.

    1. Re:Canis lupus latrans by Mooncaller · · Score: 2, Informative
      Sorry but Canis lupus latrans is the old name for the Prankster known as the Coyote. The current accepted name is C.latrans. The domesticated dog is C. lupus familiaris. Previously it was considered the species C.familiaris. Modern genetic analisis indicates that the modern dog was developed independently by different peoples starting with different subspecies of C. lupus. As people moved around, the various tamed wolf populations interbred resulting in the diversity we have today. Regardless, domesticated dogs represent a special case.

      The division of populations into genus, species, etc, has to be done pretty much on a case by case basis. The most important factors are what make sense for identification purposes, and what makes the groups easier to deal with. A good fishy example is the cichlid genus Tropheus. These fish live above sandbars. These sandbars shift, combine and split up. The fish populations combine and split up with the sandbars. Mate selection is based on color and pattern. This often means that two populations wich were split and then recombined will not interbreed because of changes in color pattern. Are they one species or two, or maybe subspecies of the same species?

      Back to canids. The diversity in C. l. familiaris is due to the so called "plastic gene". It appears that C. lupus is not the only canid with this potential charachteristic. Several people have attempted to domesticat foxes, genus Vulpex. This has resulted in wierd color patterns, coat textures, and tail shape.

  29. Re:Bogus... NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    The gemone centers are working on chimp and many other species right now. Chimp will be done soon but only taken to the "draft" stage. You can see the data accumulate at the trace archive at the NIH.

    So far

    total human reads: 23 million

    total chimp reads (Pan troglodytes): over 12 million

    having worked on annotation of a few of the chimp BAC clones, I can assure you the two species range from about 97% to over 99.9% similar at the DNA sequence level.

  30. Re:Antropomorphic principle No it's not by jgerman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's not what the anthropomorphic principle is. It's the tendency for humns to attribute human qualities to things that aren't human. It has nothing ot do with genus egotism.

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  31. Spelling police by bgarcia · · Score: 4, Funny
    The repulicans will like this... Another 50 million that pay taxes...
    Sorry, just had to point out that you misspelled democrats
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    1. Re:Spelling police by tbone1 · · Score: 2
      ... there ain't any rich chimpanzees.

      *ahem*. Apparently you've not seen the Ballmer video.

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  32. Obligatory Friends quote.. by tfinniga · · Score: 3, Funny

    .. so what if it's not from the Simpsons, it's still good :)

    Joey: If the Homosapiens were, in fact, "Homo-sapien", is that why they're extinct?
    Ross: Joey, Homosapiens are people.
    Joey: Hey, I'm not judging.

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  33. In other news... by BigBadBri · · Score: 2, Funny
    Michael Jackson now feels vindicated.

    OTOH, Bubbles feels violated.

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  34. Take this with a handful of salt by dusanv · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think a good parallel would be programming. Say you have a 4000000000 line program (I think someone estimated that this is what the DNA translates to in terms of code but it is irrelevant). I can go in and change 100 lines and make that program not behave anything like the original. On the other hand you can change a half of it without making any substantial difference in the final result. The sheer amount of identical code is a good hint but by no means an accurate measurement of how closely related to chimps we are.

  35. Eeee Eeeeee! by MacGod · · Score: 2, Funny
    Eeee eee! Ooo oo ooo! Awr oo eee awr Awr Awr eeeee!

    oooo oooeee eeeeoooo oooo

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  36. The Chimps' Spokesman says 'No, thank you!" by budalite · · Score: 5, Funny

    And in other news, the Chimpanzee World Spokesman, uu uu waaa uuu u, says they want no part of any "tree" that has humans in it, thank you very much, and, besides, it's against THEIR religion to believe that humans evolved from Chimps. Especially the ones with fake hair.

  37. Cleo has arived by Crossplatform · · Score: 2, Informative

    You bet that we may see differences? So what you are saying is that dispite the fact that you nor anyone else has any evidance one way or another to believe that there will be more 'diff' found in the future you still feel you should express you oppinion about it. You seem to really only be expressing what out come you dessire. Not what out come is likely.

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  38. How to remember the taxonomic system by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    REAL:..........MNEMONIC:

    Phylum.........Please
    Class...........Come
    Order..........Over
    Family..........For
    Genus..........Gay
    Species........Sex

    Thanks to Robert Smigel (his cartoons) and Saturday Night Live!

  39. Re:Dumb by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 4, Interesting

    1) You are obviously correct.

    2) Species is most often defined: If two animals can and do interbreed, then they are the same species.

    So, they argue, timber wolves and huskies are physically separated, if not genetically separated, and are thus different species. Huskies and poodles are not physically separated, so they are not different species.

    Of course, this is a ludicrous argument, because poodles/huskies/great danes etc. were all recent man-made breeding experiments, derived from wolves under 5000 years ago. If they're really all that separate, they've only been separate momentarily.

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  40. My family by verloren · · Score: 2, Funny

    From the article: "Imagine taking the hand of your grandmother, who was holding the hand of her grandmother and so on down the line. 155 miles out, one of the women would be holding the hand of a chimpanzee."

    If you'd met my family you'd know that a line round the block would pretty much get you there.

  41. Re:Dumb by multipartmixed · · Score: 2, Funny

    > They also are willing to interbreed.

    And you're saying that mice and humans aren't?

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  42. Re:Dumb by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you *know* humans and chimps can't interbreed? Have you *tried?*

  43. problem with Dawkins visual by kisrael · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Richard Dawkins perhaps provided the best visual for our link to chimps," Fouts told Discovery News. "Imagine taking the hand of your grandmother, who was holding the hand of her grandmother and so on down the line. 155 miles out, one of the women would be holding the hand of a chimpanzee."

    Hrm. Now to me, this sounds likely to perpetuate the "we came from chimpanzees" style of (mis)interpretation not the idea that "we share a common ancestor with chimpanzees". So, to correct that...is the chain 155 miles long, with the common ancestor at 77.5 miles, and than it starts going daughter daughter daughter instead of mother mother mother, or is the 155 to the common ancestor, and then chimps are like 310 miles away instead?

    I guess it would be useful to know what the assumptions are for generation length and armspan...

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  44. Genus? No. by EvilMaus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Creatures even more closely related to humans, actually our ancestors, are also classified in a seperate genus. The Australopithicines are our earliest ancestors following the divergence of chimps from our lineage. They, though closer, are in a seperate genus, so it makes little sense to classify chimps into the same genus as we are.

  45. oh? just scientists? by jpellino · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I got news for you... not only does the scientific community have those ideas about how unique and exceptional humans are ("how" unique?), so does
    the literary community,
    the artistic community,
    the philosophical community,
    the musical community,
    the educational community,
    the list goes on...
    You shall know them by their works.

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  46. I'll second that... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 4, Funny

    We share 50% of our DNA with lettuce - that's how common much of our genetic code is on the planet.

    Last time I checked, nobody was comparing the salad aisle of the supermarket for long-lost relatives.

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    1. Re:I'll second that... by Alric · · Score: 4, Funny

      Talk about code reuse...

      God's not a deity.

      He's just an advanced organic chemist with some crazy OOP skillz.

    2. Re:I'll second that... by euxneks · · Score: 2, Funny

      Last time I checked, nobody was comparing the salad aisle of the supermarket for long-lost relatives

      Except for maybe that guy who's head is shaped like an eggplant...
      Or maybe Bush? Get it? Bush! ...
      *sigh*
      Maybe I'll just go sit with the chimps. =)

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    3. Re:I'll second that... by nobody69 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ISTR hearing that one of the most commonly shared, and least mutated, genes known has something to do with how DNA gets coiled up into chromosomes.

      Those are the histone proteins, and you are exactly right about them being the most conserved genetic sequences. Only makes sense, since DNA double-helices are only have variations in lengths and on the inner sides of the strands, and any changes in the histone structure can affect anything the cell tries to do (replicate, produce proteins). Just about any biochem or molecular biology text will reference that, but I read it in either Voet & Voet or Lewin Back In The Day.

      Additionally, the similarities between humans and any eukaryote are enough to make you feel either very unimpressed about your genes or very impressed with the differences that small things can make, especially in combinations with each other and a nice long developmental stage.

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    4. Re:I'll second that... by davidstrauss · · Score: 3, Funny
      He's just an advanced organic chemist with some crazy OOP skillz.

      He's probably using Java, since multiple inheritance (two different species reproducing together) doesn't work.

    5. Re:I'll second that... by one9nine · · Score: 2, Funny

      What about a mule or a hinny?

    6. Re:I'll second that... by A+Naughty+Moose · · Score: 2, Funny

      They're a hack.

    7. Re:I'll second that... by davesag · · Score: 2, Funny
      We share 50% of our DNA with lettuce

      That's just the tip of the Iceberg.

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  47. Re: didn't you learn it the /. way? by ip_vjl · · Score: 4, Funny

    Karma Points Come Only For Geeky Slashdotters

    (Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species)

  48. It tastes of chicken by armaghetto · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does this mean I can eat a chimp and indulge in 99.4% cannibalism?

  49. Loose Morals by verloren · · Score: 2, Funny

    Having seen the lack of selectiveness in sexual matters exhibited by Bonobo chimps, calling them 'Homos' would seem to work on several levels.

    Cheers, Paul

    (Disclaimer: This isn't a phrase I like or normally use, just required for the purposes of this joke, until I had to qualify it, when the joke kind of died...)

  50. The Third Chimpanzee by F.O.Dobbs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is kinda old news, it was covered in the book The Third Chimpanzee by Jared M. Diamond. He talks about the similiarities in the genome, plus the differences that do exist in other traits. He maintains that chimps, bonobos and humans belong in the genus Trogolodyte, but humans made the genus Homo because they didn't really want to think of themselves so close to the chimps. Really interesting book though.

  51. Amazingly enough... by CptChipJew · · Score: 5, Funny

    Scientists then discovered that Apes have a 100% DNA match with Vin Diesel.

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  52. Please no... by kiwimate · · Score: 2, Funny

    that'll be fun. "you seem to be 96% human. you get 96% of a vote in the next elections."

    Please no...how would the Florida elections turn out with that in the mix?

  53. Re:Dumb by buffer-overflowed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'd love for google to include scientific journals, but they all cost money, so we're forced to rely on the mainstream media for info (with all that entails).

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  54. Mnemonics, was Re:Taxonomy by clintp · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or from the electronics geeks, for resistor values: Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly. (Black 0, Brown 1, Red 2, Orange 3, Yellow 4, Green 5, Blue 6, Violet 7, Grey 8, White 9).

    Boy did my HS Physics teacher get some weird looks for that mnemonic.

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  55. As others have noted... by jd · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It's time to re-write our classification system, anyway. Its origins are based in the dark-ages, where monks and scribes would describe species by how they looked, and grouped them accordingly.


    Since then, other systems have evolved, and have been tagged on. In consequence, the current "system" is really a complete mish-mash of differing systems, with no real agreement on what system applies under what circumstance.


    To those who advocate DNA-based classification, I'd argue that that only works on still-living species. If we don't have the DNA, we can't do that. So, we'd end up using some other system for those, anyway, which means we'd still be using a hybrid.


    The argument that chimps belong to the "homo" group seems valid enough. We're not talking about direct ancestors, but about a common ancestor who is already established as a part of the "homo" group. (Percent then becomes irrelevent. Once you can establish that common ancestor, and establish that said ancestor is already classed as being in the "homo" genus, the rest becomes moot.)


    The only rational argument I can see against it is if it can be established that the chimp branch has diverged in some critical way that, even though the divergence is small, would still place it in a different genus. You'd probably want to alter the genus to the verb, rather than the noun, in this case, to show the relationship while acknowledging the difference.

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  56. Answer: Cladestics by f97tosc · · Score: 2, Informative

    Our current system for categorizing the inhabitants of this is long outdated and is based largely on phsycal characteristics of the components on the creature, rather than the stuff it is actually made up of.
    We find we've had to tweak this existing system to make new species fit


    I agree completely. In fact even the concept of species is not so well-defined any more, because there are examples of groups of animals where group A can mate with group B and group C, but groups B and C cannot mate with each other. Are they different species or the same?

    A better, more accurate, system needs to be devised based on current technologies that classify based on genetic code. The point of a classification system would be to allow us to draw similarities in creatures while studying them based on available data for ones in the same category. A genetic model would be very beneficial for this very reason.

    The answer to your question is called cladestics, where species are classifed not based on observed similarities, but rather based on common heritage.

    Common heritage can be established either from genetics or from counting the number of significant traits that differ or are the same, and using sophisticated computer programs to calculate probable common starting points.

    A few provocative results are that birds are dinosaurs (dinosaurs are defined by a common ancestor, and since birds come from dinosaurs that make them dinosaurs too). Furthermore dinosaurs (including birds) are reptilians.

    Tor

  57. If we had that much in common with chimps by StellarEX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    then the chimps would be analyzing our DNA.

  58. Re:if { chimps == homosapiens } .... by egomaniac · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Standard Creationist bullshit. Let me ask you a question -- if English evolved from German, why is the German language still around?

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  59. Re:Dumb by Arker · · Score: 4, Informative

    Umm not quite. Dogs have been selectively bred a lot longer than 5k years first. Second breeding Timberwolves and Huskies, while possible, positively requires human intervention. It could never happen in the wild, first because the wolf would more likely kill the dog than mate with it, and secondly because wolves and dogs have very different estrus cycles.

    Wolves and dogs are thus clearly different species, just as asses and horses are. Remember, asses and horse *can* mate - but it's problematic and extremely unlikely without human intervention. To be the same species it needs to be possible to mate normally - not with great difficulty and lots of outside intervention.

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  60. This gives new meaning to the phrase by captaindelphi · · Score: 2, Funny



    "Yeah.. When monkeys fly out of my butt!"

  61. So What? We share 93% of our genes with Field Mice by Exousia · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When you realize that humans and field mice share 93%+ of their genes, the percentages don't seem that impressive. Also, while the a large percentage of the genes are held in common, they are not in sequences in the same order. Moreover, these studies don't take into account the new breakthroughs in "junk" DNA studies, which seem to indicate that the "junk" DNA actually serves purposes. See http://www.newswise.com/articles/2003/5/BORIS.UCD. html Chimps ain't humans by a long shot.

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  62. Microsoft involved? by myom · · Score: 2, Funny

    The question is, if the creator of humans used 99.4% of the code lifted straight from the apes... is it a large enough difference so it would not be considered violation of Intellectual Property rights?

    Does SCO own the rights, and is it just a plan to lure IBM into buying humanity for a huge profit for the current SCO owners?

    Or is this a Microsoft plot to buy the rights to the humans, copyright the genome and send pirate hunters to track license violators.

    - Will they insert a product activation code into all new humans created, where the child stops functioning if not registered.
    - Will they include new bugs and get the new humans bloated (wait...)
    - Will we be equipped with a Start button? (:
    - Will the newborns cry "bling BLING bling BLINGGG" instead of "WAAAAH!" with their first breath?
    - Will the new children make secret phonecalls to Microsoft telling on their parents?
    - How will copy protection work? Chastity belts?

    And will the open source movement provide an alternative with fresh code not depending on any components of the human genome?

  63. Hey man! That's not funny! by jabber01 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have an uncle who stroked out. He's a vegetable!

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  64. You mean "genus" is arbitrary, not species, right? by miles_thatsme · · Score: 2, Informative

    Recalling basic biology, species are capable of interbreeding (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=species) . A little chimp-changa won't produce much of anything (HIV?)

    I appreciate it may not be a necessary feature of belonging to the same genus, but I also note that horses and donkeys are in the same genus at least partly because they are capable of producing infertile offspring (mules). Is the rest not simple binomial taxonomy? The apparent physical differences are minor, and the mental? A little readinng will show chimps have a sense of 'self' (will recognize their appearance has been changed in a mirror), knowledge of others beliefs (they engage in teaching), and even a capacity for commerce! (SCIAM had a wonderful anecdote about chimps that were given vending machine tokens, learned to stockpile, trade, and even counterfeit them!)

  65. This is what REALLY happened. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sick of all these wrong evolution theories so I'm gonna tell what really happened.

    Let's set up the scene with some background information (it'll be short, I promise).

    So there was Adam and Eve and they chilled in Heaven just minding their own business. (We're skipping the whole "On the first day" story because you already know about that.) So the Lord told Adam, "Don't eat the fruit of this tree or you'll croak. And tell your wife."

    So Adam goes and tells his wife, "See that tree over there? Don't eat its fruit. In fact, don't even go near the damn thing; Pappy said if you touch it, you'll croak."

    So Eve is chillin' when this serpant comes around and says, "Pssst... See that tree over there? Eat its fruit! It's good!"

    So Eve says, "But if I even touch that tree, I'll croak!"

    So the serpant says, "Nuh uh! See, I'll touch it... Nothing happens!"

    Seeing this, Eve gathers a little bit of courage, goes up and touches the tree... Nothing happened. So she grabs a big juicy naranja off the tree, peels it and takes a taste. Mmmmm! Then Adam comes over and sees what's going on... "What the fsck, Eve, I thought I told you not to touch that tree!"

    And Eve says, "But you see, I did touch it and nothing happened!"

    So Adam takes a taste. Then, the Lord's voice comes booming over the public address system, "I told you kids not to eat that damn fruit!!!" Adam and Eve grab a leaf or something to cover up their privates, see, because they suddenly realized they were naked, and the Lord drove them out of heaven in his red '64 Chevy II.

    So here they are, on Earth now, and they have a couple of kids... One of 'em kills the other and is subsequently punished by being forced to forever roam the Earth with a Windows logo tatooed on his forehead.

    Now just so you understand, the Lord created a bunch of animals, like fish and tigers and whatever, and then He created people. The people he created were special... Much more intelligent than animals by a far measure. Much more intelligent than any person alive today. They were "superhumans." Now this hermano with the Windows logo on his forehead walks around and screws every chimp and gorilla and baboon in sight. (Yeah, I know, that's gross.) His superhuman genes mixed with their animal genes and created some "middle-of-the-road" creature.

    That's the human being of today... It's why many of our genes are similar to those of the animals. I know all of this for a fact and I have undeniable proof: On separate occasions, two different people, who do not know each other, both told me they heard this somewhere.

  66. It's all in the software by Mistlefoot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Linux uses 100% the same hardware as Windows.

    It's all in the software.

  67. Re:Bogus... NOT! by JohnsonWax · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmm, I think I've met a few of the humans in the 99.9% range...