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Broadband Barrage Balloons

alnya writes "BBC Online are reporting a story of a York-based company called SkyLinc who are floating baloons connected to a fibre optic pole which, they say, can deliver broadband access at "more than double the speed of most broadband services currently available" - whatever that means. Only 18 balloons would be necessarily to blow BT out the water (according to the article). Is this on the horizon?"

287 comments

  1. Olde Idea by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We used to use weather balloons for field day. It's ok, until a good wind kicks up.

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    1. Re:Olde Idea by odyrithm · · Score: 5, Interesting

      obviously didnt read the article did we?

      Problems such as bad weather conditions can be countered by an antenna stabilisation system which would make sure the antenna stays in place regardless of wind, rain or other conditions.

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    2. Re:Olde Idea by numbski · · Score: 1
      "Broadband Barrage Balloons"

      and

      "Is this on the horizon?"

      Can I hurt him now? Can I?

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    3. Re:Olde Idea by occamboy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, cute, but I cannot imagine how this would do anything but wreck havoc in a high wind. If a hurricane or tornado comes along...

      I think that something much higher would be needed to use balloons, so as to avoid most weather effects.

    4. Re:Olde Idea by rtechie · · Score: 1

      Problems such as bad weather conditions can be countered by an antenna stabilisation system which would make sure the antenna stays in place regardless of wind, rain or other conditions.

      I remain skeptical. Can it handle blizzards, hurricanes, or even just thunderstorms? What about lightning protection? These kinds of things tear weather baloons and small dirigibles apart.

      This system really only seems feasible in areas with very mild weather (like California).

    5. Re:Olde Idea by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      Obviously didn't question the article's conclusions, did we?

    6. Re:Olde Idea by dangerweasel · · Score: 1

      I don't think I would call the Santa Ana winds "mild weather." Every location on earth has weather at some point in the year that would bring down a balloon.

  2. but I left the hot air comment for someone else! by sweeney37 · · Score: 4, Funny

    in other news Steve Case is no longer the largest windbag in broadband.

    Mike

  3. Newest DOS attack by Exiler · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pellet gun.

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    1. Re:Newest DOS attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But a company called SkyLinc has found a happy medium in base stations, floating 1.5km above the surface of the Earth on balloons

      well, it'd need to be a pretty powerfull pellet gun, i guess

    2. Re:Newest DOS attack by randyest · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      before this gets out of hand (there's already 3 or 4 references to pellet guns, bb guns, etc., and this one is modded up insightful), please rtfa and make your jokes reasonable.

      or show me the pellet gun with a range of 1.5km.

      you know, I can understand the jokesters trying to get in fast without reading the fine article, but why are the mods so anxious to mod something up as insightful, when they haven't taken the time to learn if it really is or not?

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    3. Re:Newest DOS attack by McAddress · · Score: 1
      forget the pellet guns.

      remember the Hindenburg.

    4. Re:Newest DOS attack by Malc · · Score: 1

      It contained flamable gas, and was coated with flamable paint. How is that relevant?

    5. Re:Newest DOS attack by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 1

      'Flammable paint'? It was fucking rocket fuel.

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    6. Re:Newest DOS attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and the other type is digging in the ground and pulling out a fiberoptics cable.

    7. Re:Newest DOS attack by word+munger · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Let's suppose, for a moment, that someone actually did shoot one of these things down. What would happen? The blimp would gradually sink to the ground. The hole would be patched, and the blimp would be sent back up to do its job. Downtime < 24 hours. Better than many DSL providers, I'd bet.

      But, of course, people wouldn't do this, any more than they would do a hundred or a thousand other rather ineffective acts of terrorism. You could use the same high powered rifle and shoot down hi-tension electrical wires, or punch a hole in a natural gas pipeline. People crazy enough to do this sort of thing would prefer to do something more destructive than denying internet service for a day or two.

    8. Re:Newest DOS attack by Malc · · Score: 1

      That's beside the point. Answer the question: how is the Hindenberg even relevant?

    9. Re:Newest DOS attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The duel between BT and these guys will be with ballons and blunderbuses (Those Magnificent Young Men in their Flying Machines)

    10. Re:Newest DOS attack by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
      Damn good pellet gun to traverse 1.5 km (and at an angle of intercept unless you're directly beneath the target, in which case a pair of wirecutters would be more appropos).

      But, it reminds me of the anti-aircraft weapons the British used in WWII...you know, the ones on tethers that the German Luftewaft (or "Luftwafte", or, "Lift what? I'm in the air force!") would fly into and trigger explosions... IOWs, this would be a real set back for private aviation; and the first time a jetliner hit one would really be the pits.

      Why "on earth" would one WANT the tether?

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    11. Re:Newest DOS attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      apropos (obviously, I use "man -k")
      luftwaffe
      etc.

    12. Re:Newest DOS attack by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      Did you try actually reading the posts above, where they shifted from pellet guns to high-powered sniper rifles?

      And they're modded (mostly) funny, not insightful, as they should be :)

    13. Re:Newest DOS attack by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Downtime

      Hrm. You must have really shitty DSL providers. When I had DSL, I paid a moderate price for a home 512/256kbps service (£25/month I think), and never had ANY downtime, despite being connected nearly 24/7.

    14. Re:Newest DOS attack by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Damn. That was meant to read:

      Downtime < 24 hours. Better than many DSL providers, I'd bet.

      Hrm. You must have really shitty DSL providers. When I had DSL, I paid a moderate price for a home 512/256kbps service (£25/month I think), and never had ANY downtime, despite being connected nearly 24/7.

    15. Re:Newest DOS attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you try checking the timestamps to see that they came after my post? The funny mods are fine, though not really funny to me. When I posted, the original pellet gun post was at +4 insightful. That's nuts, but fortunately I hgave a pretty good chance of getting to meta-modding some sanity back into this nonsense.

      BTW, I'm AC'ing this to avoid another OT mod.

    16. Re:Newest DOS attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why a gun? Why not kamikaze birds or even lightning?

      I can see it already...
      "We are experiencing technical difficulties as result of incompatibility with the local fauna. Please do bear with us. On another note, we are looking for experienced bird hunters to help maintain service in avian breeding seasons."

    17. Re:Newest DOS attack by scott_evil · · Score: 1

      Seriously, nobody cares what you think. Fuck off and die.

    18. Re:Newest DOS attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The above post wasn't me, but thanks to AC#2 for ridiculing AC#1 for the silly, latent homosexual diatribe against my (admittedly bitchy) post.

      Frankly, I'm flattered at the level of detail in AC#1's homosexual fantasies about me. But I'm still not interested. Believe me, I've tried to convince myself to be bi (doubling the chance for dateage before I got married, and/or menageage with my wife afterfward can't be bad, right?), but the male anatomy is just so gross, and familiar (I have it too, nothing new).

      Thanks again for the flattery, and for trying. Keep it up. I love it in a vain sort of way.

    19. Re:Newest DOS attack by bear_phillips · · Score: 1

      People crazy enough to do this sort of thing would prefere to do something more destructive than denying internet service for a day or two.

      I think you don't understand how crazy people can be. Where I live just about every road sign is full of bullet holes made by bored kids/rednecks. I blimp would be a perfect target for a drunken night of vandalism. Remember the drunk guy that show the hole in the Alaskan pipeline? http://www.adn.com/front/story/712078p-752606c.htm l

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    20. Re:Newest DOS attack by Imperator · · Score: 1

      If I can't read /., the terrorists have already won!

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    21. Re:Newest DOS attack by word+munger · · Score: 1
      You must have really shitty DSL providers.

      Yes, I do. Just one of them, though. That's plenty.

  4. baloony by Miguel+de+Icaza · · Score: 2, Funny

    this story is just a load of hot air

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  5. Blow BT out of the water... by disneyfan1313 · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Only 18 balloons would be necessarily to blow BT out the water (according to the article).



    I could be wrong, but a strong powered BB-Gun would be all that's needed to blow them out of the water!

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  6. RTFA! by Anti+Frozt · · Score: 2, Informative

    According to the article, the ballons would be 1.5 Km above the Earth's surface. Good luck finding a high-powered rifle, let alone a pellet gun, that would be able to accurately hit one of these ballons.

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    1. Re:RTFA! by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 4, Funny

      I live in York, UK, and I believe the Accuracy International Artic Warfare (Super) Magnum sniper rifle in 7.62mm could bring one down.

      Heh heh.

      graspee

    2. Re:RTFA! by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 5, Funny

      Mod me down for I am wrong! Apparently the AI arctic warfare in 7.62 has a max range of 800m, and even in larger cal can only go to 1100m. This is the "last 400m" problem in modern telecommunication sniping.

      I am now looking into larger calibre rifles, like .50. Will update you when I find one that can go the full 1500m...

      graspee

    3. Re:RTFA! by Detritus · · Score: 5, Interesting

      A 150 grain bullet from a 30-06 rifle can reach 9330 feet (2844 meters) when fired straight up. Julian Hatcher, who became the Chief of Ordinance for the U.S. Army in World War II, investigated this and many other ballistics questions.

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    4. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny



      According to the article, the ballons would be 1.5 Km above the Earth's surface. Good luck finding a high-powered rifle, let alone a pellet gun, that would be able to accurately hit one of these ballons.

      Easy.

      You insert some BBs into your penis. Then you browse the web for porn, and when you're about the cum aim your penis at the balloons. You'll shoot those BBs 2 miles at least. DO NOT aim towards your monitor or your eyes!

    5. Re:RTFA! by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ah! The Accuracy International AW50, which uses massive .50 cal has a max effective range of 2000m!

      I just thought that a British rifle should be used- it's more appropriate; support local industry and all that.

      Apologies for splattering this forum with my gun geekiness- you may now mod me into oblivion and beyond.

      graspee

    6. Re:RTFA! by Enonu · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Are you taking into account that'd you be firing these rifles straight up rather than simply over land at sea level?

    7. Re:RTFA! by Malc · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Ahhh, flamebait and offtopic. No more offtopic than the parent post mind you, but then I'm the bad guy in this situation. ;) Aren't the moderators just so over-sensitive and pollitically correct? Pathetic. Sorry, but dumb comments masquerading as poor humour are a waste of space, and the fact that it was moderated up reflects poorly on the moderators and their intelligence. People need to engage their brains before writing such comments.

      Now moderate away and knock this down to -1 too. What a bunch of cliquey geeks worrying about some dumb person's feelings!

    8. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Based on your illustrious history of posts at 1 and lack of excellent karma, I am going to have to preemptively disqualify you from membership with Mensa.

      Oh yeah, and shut the fuck up, whiner.

    9. Re:RTFA! by Malc · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Perhaps I choose to post at 1. Engage your brain. Just to help you, I unchecked the "No Karma Bonus" box for this reply.

      The original concept of the Karma Bonus was to highlight good posts from good posters. Those posters were only expected to post at +1 if they had something worthwhile to say. Moderation was supposed to bring those people back down to earth and remove their +1 bonus if they abused it. Of course, it didn't work and everybody posts at +1 whether they should or not. I believe Signal 11 once did a test posting crap, and still managed to raise the karma level (in the days when it was reported correctly)... a glowing indictment of the moderation system.

      Perhaps I give history too much credence and should just post at +1?

    10. Re:RTFA! by yunfat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, that may be true, but the ballon itself would be sheilded by the best kevlar composites available, I am assuming multiple redundant layers, and possibly armoring in some places. Trust me, it won't be easy to shoot down, and a 30-06 makes a lot of noise, its federal time and a beat down with the patriot act if you get caught in the US, Nothing to sneeze at. In the UK guns are strictly controlled, very few people have 30-06's. Probably even less in other parts of europe. I'm not saying its impossible, but perhaps the thing is so damn cheap that if you dont tear a big ass hole in it, they just ease it back down to ground in a somewhat controlled manner, put up a spare, and patch the blimp you shot... the actual gondola, where the communications equipment seems to be housed, looks like it could be heavily sheilded to me. That would be tough to destroy, the blimp itself is merely a floatation device, and looks like it costs very little to make, even a kevlar reinforced version like the one I described. Also... I'm guessing the would have dummy/redundant blimps. Multiple shots from a 30-06 will attract everyone within a 5 mile radius. Good luck.

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    11. Re:RTFA! by flippet · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Accuracy International AW50, which uses massive .50 cal has a max effective range of 2000m!

      Does effective range account for shooting straight up, or just horizontally?

      Surely there must be a British-made SAM that could eliminate all these uncertainties... :-)

      Phil (fellow York-dweller)

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    12. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Molatov cocktail. Piece of string. Balloon.

      British-grade technology :->

    13. Re:RTFA! by cybermace5 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, the first sniper rifle would be more than adequate for just shooting the tether itself. That way all the hardware attached to the balloon disappears too. Otherwise they can just patch the balloon and send it up again.

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    14. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just don't forget that the range has to be vertical up, not horizontal. Against gravity, that is.

    15. Re:RTFA! by Arker · · Score: 1

      In addition to the errors the other poster pointed out in your logic, I really must point out that you don't have to have a legally obtained hunting rifle to poke holes in a balloon like that. It wouldn't be all that difficult to assemble a weapon with the requisite capabilities from materials easily available in any little hamlet. A hunting rifle, actually, would be far from the best choice. Rockets that can reach that far with sufficient accuracy can be made cheaply and easily, and they could even be rigged with incendiary/explosive payloads to bring the thing down in a hurry, whereas even a large number of holes from a hunting rifle would likely just cause it to gently float to the ground.

      I'm not sure why you would want to do such a thing, I certainly wouldn't, but anyone with some basic knowledge of physics and chemistry could do it if they wanted to. And, I suppose given the state of the world today someone will, eventually.

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    16. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of patching up the balloon, it'd probably be more difficulty than just shooting a hole in it. Unlike your usual cheap-o party balloon, shooting a large balloon does not cause it to pop. Rather, you just end up making a small hole in the thing. If the volume is large enough, it can take several hours (or even days) for a balloon to sink to the ground with such a small hole as would be caused by most bullets. If you made the balloon's envelope out of a self-healing fabric, it'd probably last even longer.

    17. Re:RTFA! by Don+Negro · · Score: 1

      Sigh.

      You know, miss Signal 11. He was not one to suffer bullshit gladly.

      But then, I also miss MEEPT!, so make of that what you will.

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    18. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just shoot the tether.

    19. Re:RTFA! by caluml · · Score: 1
      A 150 grain bullet from a 30-06 rifle can reach 9330 feet (2844 meters) when fired straight up.

      I'm curious. How did they measure this?

    20. Re:RTFA! by reverseengineer · · Score: 1

      How deliciously twisted would that be if someone's internet Counter-Strike game were ruined by a real life "AWP wh0re?"

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    21. Re:RTFA! by The+Limp+Devil · · Score: 1

      Rifle?! Why not just buy a Praga M53 with double 20mm AA guns? Just £8000 delivered in the UK.

      http://www.tanksforsale.co.uk/M53/M53.htm

      The Guns are deactivated, of course, but that's just the right kind of challenge, eh? :)

    22. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you just got yourself +12 karma with little effort!!

    23. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm curious. How did they measure this?


      The way I'd do it is to time from the shot to when the bullet strikes the ground (duck!). Take half that and use elementary physics to calculate how high it got based on how long the fall took. Air resistance would be a factor, I suppose, but perhaps they knew from other experiments just how much that comes into play.

    24. Re:RTFA! by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      You do realize he's joking, right? Lighten up a bit :)

    25. Re:RTFA! by tkjtkj · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There is a difference between a rifle's "maximum effective range" and its maximum altitude when fired straight up. Eg, when fired parallel to the earth's surface, the only force slowing the projectile is the force of wind resistance, which will continue to operate for as long as the projectile is aloft, ie, the time it'd take a body to fall to earth if dropped by hand directly from the same altitude as the rifle's muzzle. 'Effective range' means that the projectile must still be able to cause some degree of intended damage, so firing from a higher altitude might get it to hit the earth further away, but it would not necessarily have enough forward velocity to do any damage. On the other hand, a projectile fired straight up is affected by two slowing forces: air resistance, and gravity itself; the vertical-fired projectile will not travel as high as it would if only wind resistance were the impeding force, and the height at which it still has enough upward velocity to cause damage is quite less than its maximal attained height. So, the "last 1500m" 'connection' problem remains, though i suspect a 90mm Howitzer might take it out with little problem. tkjtkj tkjtkj@charter.net

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    26. Re:RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my little rural US town, this thing would be very nice indeed to cover the mileages between population centers. That being said, every other fellow here has a deer rifle, and a 30-06 is a very popular caliber. Outside of town, gunshots, especially multiple gun shots, are nothing that really raises an eyebrow. "Oh, sounds like someone is doing some target practice" I imagine in the uk it would be a diffrent story, so how about an R/C aircraft with a detonator to burn the last of it's fuel quickly?

  7. balloon concept by 1nv4d3r · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is this on the horizon?

    No, it's overhead.

    1. Re:balloon concept by the+uNF+cola · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Not if the pellet gun people have their way.

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    2. Re:balloon concept by davew666 · · Score: 2, Funny
      No, it's overhead.

      Depends how far you are looking at it from, doesn't it?

  8. Not worth it... by CommieLib · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have to say...I've got DSL. Would I pay $10 more for twice the speed? Nope. I, like most people, I think, divide expectations into two categories: instant and "a while". I expect page loads to be instant, and I expect a video I'm downloading to take "a while". DSL delivers on these. So basically, the improvement only comes in "a while".

    In that "a while", I go off and do other things, perhaps (gasp!) even leaving the computer for a while. That that will take 5 mintues rather than 10, or 30 seconds rather than a minute delivers very little value to me, and I think "good enough" might really crowd out "best" here.

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    1. Re:Not worth it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      see, the idea is that you could share the price in your whole village, which means that your connection would be cheap and fast, especially if you live far of any citys, and thus might not be able to get broadband (cheaply)

      just because you dont need it doesn't mean nobody does

    2. Re:Not worth it... by Malc · · Score: 1

      It really all depends on how you use it. I recently upgraded from 1.2mbs/160kbs (CAD$30) to 3.5mbs/800kbs (CAD$50). The thing I was really after was more upstream bandwidth, and so the price was worth it for me.

      The increased bandwidth doesn't make a difference to web page load times (well, being switch from interleaved channelisation to fast path lowered my latency by 50ms, which did make a difference), but I'm now less worried about how long a big download will take, and I'm certainly not worried about killing my connection with multi-MB uploads. And, I no longer feel the need to upload large files for my friends or family to download as my upstream bandwidth can now easily cope with them downloading directly from my server (I pay CAD$4 for a static IP too).

    3. Re:Not worth it... by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1
      Really?

      I wonder why you are still not using your old 9200 bauds modem for your connection? After all, it is just a little bit longer to expect...

      And why didn't you still use your old 386 with a math co-processor?

      And,...

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    4. Re:Not worth it... by CommieLib · · Score: 1

      Because...as I said before...DSL does what I need it to do. You can't get any better than instant. The new stuff doesn't move a significant portion of the content I access from one column to another. 10x speed maybe, but not 2x.

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    5. Re:Not worth it... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Until recently I was on a 1Mbit connection. After moving house, I downgraded to half that, and I do notice the difference, especially when downloading ISOs, or when posting X sessions home. Will I pay the £10 more a month to go back to the 1Mbit? Maybe. If it were only £5 there would be no hesitation.

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    6. Re:Not worth it... by keepr · · Score: 1

      like most people ?? Most people want it and they want it now. I think you should take a second to realize that you might not be in the popular majority on this one..

      Higher speeds also create new avenues for such things as Voice over ip, video teleconferancing, and many many other productive applications.

      If people didn't pay for higher speeds we would all still be at 56k or ever 33.6 for that matter, I emplore you please don't stand in the way of progress!

      I personally would pay another 40 bucks a month to double my service speed..

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    7. Re:Not worth it... by E-prospero · · Score: 5, Informative

      I don't speak for this particular company, but I would guess that you are not their target audience. They are trying to solve the last mile problem for people that can't get DSL at present - i.e., those that are too far from an exchange, or those that live in an area whose broadband demands are sufficiently small that the local exchange isn't going to get upgraded, or whose existing cable infrastructure won't handle a DSL signal.

      This is no small problem. I live in a residential area in a populous state capital (>1 million residents), yet I can't get DSL because my local phone infrastructure doesn't support it. An airborne solution gets around this limitation; I just need to put an antenna on my roof. I would give my right arm for this kind of solution where I live. As it is, I'm limited to a 56k dialup.

      Russ %-)

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    8. Re:Not worth it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I pay $40 a month for 10mbit down and 1mbit up. Who cares about DSL when you canhave 10000/1000 for $40.

    9. Re:Not worth it... by Phishpin · · Score: 1

      I care. Becuase here (rural southern Indiana), I *can't*. I have a wireless service becuase landlines don't even come near me. I pay $50US for 768/128 access. Its worth every penny, too. I would certainly also like to know what service you have.

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    10. Re:Not worth it... by phyl0x · · Score: 1

      Paying $10 for twice the bandwidth is nothing new. RCN, a cable company, sells an upgrade (from 1.5mbits/s to 3mbits/s) for only $10. They call it the MEGAMODEM...like changing the policy makes it mega..but whatever. RCN covers NYC, Chicago, Washington D.C., Boston, San Fran and more. Trust me when I say that 400kbps dl is worth $10 more than 200kbps. I mean why should i (gasp!) have to leave the computer for a while? Well i could do work or something...but blah...id rather watch the dl rate..

  9. donald duck by Rxke · · Score: 5, Funny

    Biggest problem I see; these balloons are filled with helium, when they use a pipe to channel the voices thru these things, won't they come back sounding like that nervous duck? I dunno, IANAE (engineer)

    1. Re:donald duck by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      It's actually not a problem. If your voice were to pass from air to helium and back to air again, it would sound exactly the same. Actually, even if the listener were immersed in helium the perceived pitch should be the same.

      It is only when the speaker is breathing helium (raising the speed of sound around the vocal cords) that there will be a higher pitch observed.

      And yes, I know you were kidding. ;)

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  10. RFC 1149 by FrostedWheat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ahh, the upgrade to RFC 1149 is here at last.

  11. Target Practice! by Whooba · · Score: 0

    *whips out his blow gun*

  12. What is BT doing in the water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And why are balloons used in navel warfare?

  13. Will the air-ships be by Snork+Asaurus · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:Will the air-ships be by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      >> Zeppelin-NT?

      Did this project start out as a collaboration with IBM as well?

    2. Re:Will the air-ships be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh geeze. There's no way in hell I'd ride that thing. It's doomed to crash and burn.

    3. Re:Will the air-ships be by CheetahGT · · Score: 1

      More likely it will be TCOM LP

    4. Re:Will the air-ships be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why was I expecting something different?

  14. NOT a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rednecks will shoot the balloons. Trust me.

    1. Re:NOT a good idea by phuturephunk · · Score: 1

      ...nah nah, hayseeds maybe, but not rednecks..There's too many squirrels for dinner that the ammo is better spent on..

    2. Re:NOT a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is britan, not texas. Besides, the texans can not hit the broadside of a barn at 10 paces.

    3. Re:NOT a good idea by odyrithm · · Score: 1, Interesting

      wtf are you morons all talking about? your not gonna be able to shoot a ballon at 1.5km in the air, trust me you wont. Take into account things like:

      1) wind(the bullet will fly off course quickly)
      2) gravity(yeap you guessed it it will also bring it off course and down)
      3) the amount of attempts you would beed to try would have the armed police all over your sorry arse.
      4) now shutup, and think, your not funny.

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    4. Re:NOT a good idea by commanderfoxtrot · · Score: 0

      You are a muppet.

      A full-bore target rifle is fully capable of hitting a small target at 1200m, horizontal. An enormous balloon 300m further away is probably even easier to hit... I haven't tried.

      Yes, it's vertical: so make allowances.

      If you really are as hopeless as you appear to be, try a machine gun: SF range of 3000m and tracers so even you have a chance of hitting the damned thing.

      PS "You are" is generally shortened to "you're".

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    5. Re:NOT a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I would think about 99.999% of people would be unable to hit that balloon given any rifle. And these are in Britain, so hardly anyone has a hunting rifle, let alone a machine gun.

    6. Re:NOT a good idea by calidoscope · · Score: 1
      Rednecks will shoot the balloons. Trust me.

      The Goodyear blimps typically get a half dozen bullet holes in them while crossing the U.S. Whether there are fewer rednecks near York as opposed to the central U.S. is a good question.

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    7. Re:NOT a good idea by odyrithm · · Score: 1

      enormous?? its not that big. And how many average joes have access to these guns that could hit it let alone be dumb enough to do it? maybe your one of these people, but not everyone is as big a muppet as you.

      And machine gun?!?! do you know how quickly a armed police team would fill you with lead if you opened fire with a machine gun in britain??!?!

      Me a muppet? look whos talking.

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  15. Important Reward! by borgdows · · Score: 2, Funny

    We'll reward 50,000$ anyone who shoots those evil pirate balloons!

    Remember: When you are download MP3, you are downloading COMMUNISM !!!

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  16. whats stopping it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    from the article:
    The technology behind the idea has been around for years, with the US Government operating several such aerostats as communication systems on its borders and the US military employing similar technology for about 50 years.

    so, it seems to be pretty workable, and according to the article its not to expensive. so whats the reason this isn't already wildly addapted? i didn't see any problems mentioned in the article

    1. Re:whats stopping it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd trust your companies communications to a balloon? I wonder what SLA's they offer, must be comparable to a traditional OC or fibre landline - or they wouldn't compare them right?

    2. Re:whats stopping it? by sleeper0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I am thinking the problem of wind moving these things around is grossly understated by the article. Minimum distance for one of these things would be 1.5km but if they say they only need 18 total that means they must expect distances of 20-30km+ which is quite a distance. Customer sites would need tight beam directional antennas to go that far that would lose signal as soon as the balloon moved much at all. They say in the article that they will have an "antenna stabilisation system" that keeps the balloon in place even if its getting blow around, but could it really keep it in place within a few feet considering it's on a 1.5km tether? Honestly that seems like the sticky point to me, unless i am way off in how much tolerance for movement the customer antennas would have.

    3. Re:whats stopping it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      so, it seems to be pretty workable, and according to the article its not to expensive. so whats the reason this isn't already wildly addapted? i didn't see any problems mentioned in the article

      What you also didn't see mentioned in the article was any explanation of why:

      it would not slow down as more and more people use the service which is the case with DSL

      or any explanation of how a single base station can serve 1/18th of the population of Britain, by radio.

    4. Re:whats stopping it? by stripes · · Score: 1
      They say in the article that they will have an "antenna stabilisation system" that keeps the balloon in place even if its getting blow around, but could it really keep it in place within a few feet considering it's on a 1.5km tether?

      I doubt it keeps the balloon in place, just angles the balloon's antenna (or they have solid state aiming systems). I don't know how long it would take to re-aim after a gust though, is it 30ms worth of lost packets? A half second? Eight seconds? (if it is a second or two, and a "re-xmit last two seconds" message is sent it won't be a big deal...)

      Customer sites would need tight beam directional antennas to go that far that would lose signal as soon as the balloon moved much at all.

      I doubt it. I expect they would choose a frequency they can just blast "up", and not disturb much else. No super fancy aiming needed.

  17. Definitely worth it by Hershmire · · Score: 5, Insightful

    People will subscribe to this for the exact same reason you subscribe to DSL. Remember on 56k when web pages were "instant", "a while" was for music (if you're lucky), and video was "read war and peace and see if the stream is done downloading"? $10 more/month is definitely worth double bandwidth.

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    1. Re:Definitely worth it by fruey · · Score: 3, Interesting
      There's what I might call a "comfort zone" beyond which any faster is indeed irrelevant. An old survey set it at something like 256kbps, it's maybe still that for most web surfing.

      Tolerances will vary depending on content - but unless you're a hardcore MPEG/DivX downloader then higher than 512 is not particularly different *today* until multimedia content producers force higher bandwidth, and this is not worth it for most, until enough people have very high speed access and the infrastructure to handle it also.

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    2. Re:Definitely worth it by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      With NTL or many other international ISP's unfortunately, Double Speed != Double bandwidth.......

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    3. Re:Definitely worth it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the reason people will subscribe to this is the coverage. There are any number of places in the US (for instance) where the local telephone company refuses to lay DSL lines, because the US govt won't let them charge outrageous rates. Service like this would bypass the local companies and solve the "last mile" problem for the US phone service providers. Of course, it would all kill off AT&T and cripple Bellsouth and Verizon, but what's wrong with that? "Free-Market competition" is supposed to be what the US President's part is all about, neh? They should be all over this.

    4. Re:Definitely worth it by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      Remember on 56k ...

      Yes, but DSL in most areas is on the order of twenty times faster than that old 56K modem. A further factor of two is going to be virtually unnoticed by most users. I suppose there may be a few power users who need the extra bandwidth. Of course, their total bandwidth usage--in GB per month--is probably way above average, so they'll have to pay for that, as well...

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    5. Re:Definitely worth it by L0k11 · · Score: 1
      There's what I might call a "comfort zone" beyond which any faster is indeed irrelevant. An old survey set it at something like 256kbps, it's maybe still that for most web surfing.

      Tolerances will vary depending on content - but unless you're a hardcore MPEG/DivX downloader then higher than 512 is not particularly different *today* until multimedia content producers force higher bandwidth, and this is not worth it for most, until enough people have very high speed access and the infrastructure to handle it also.

      but what about pr0n? that needs bandwidth you know
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    6. Re:Definitely worth it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have it backassward. The companies won't wire the last mile because everyone knows that eventually you can just build a tower or float a balloon and get dsl-level service for almost no infrastructure costs.

      The "Free Market" is full of companies like AT&T and AOL who are sunk with debt due to foolish attempts to run a wire to every suburban crackershack.

    7. Re:Definitely worth it by cswilly · · Score: 1

      "comfort zone" == "640KB should be enough for anybody".

      True, true, too true. NOT.

    8. Re:Definitely worth it by fruey · · Score: 1
      Sorry?

      I said the comfort zone was dependent on content. Until you can name content that requires more than a constant 512kbps and will be cheaply available to all, the comfort zone will not move. I didn't say it would never move.

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  18. Re:The English are so charmingly eccentric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    We even like to make water flow uphill

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3046791.stm

  19. If protecting against the weather is possible.... by idfrsr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ok,just to stop silly pellet gun comments... it would take one that could shoot 1.5km accurately (according to article that is how high they are and for the metrically impaired that's just under a mile), so that would be one nifty pellet gun. But it wouldn't suprise me in one such toy weapon existed in the US....

    The article only mentions the opportunity for UK coverage but what about countries where laying fiber/cable would be a huge undertaking. 3rd World contries could certainly benefit from this kind of technology, if it works as well as they say it does. Wiring countries without the usual western infrastructure might be much more cost effective with this approach. Though I am not holding my breath on this... though the article does mention that the US military uses things like these...

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  20. So how do they plan to accomplish this?? by Milhouse_ph · · Score: 3, Funny

    What is more, it is would not slow down as more and more people use the service which is the case with DSL - broadband via the phone line.

    finally, infinite bandwidth...on another note... I'm off to go play with my perpetual motion machine...

  21. Look, the Broadband Blimp!!! by ayjay29 · · Score: 1

    BAM!!!

    I don't believe he fell for that one.

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  22. Re:Memorial Day by vaguelyamused · · Score: 1

    It stems from Decoration Day, originally a Confederate holiday during which the graves of those fallen in combat were visited and decorated.

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  23. Re:If protecting against the weather is possible.. by twilight30 · · Score: 1

    And yes, this is meant seriously :)

    One-word question:

    Airplanes?

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  24. Answer to the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Is this on the horizon?"

    No, it isn't. This is just a stupid idea.

  25. What? by Josuah · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From the article: What is more, it is would not slow down as more and more people use the service which is the case with DSL - broadband via the phone line. Huh? I fail to see how just 18 base stations would provide total UK coverage and at the same time be able to provide, say, 2Mbps up and down to all customers at the same time. The United Kingdom has a lot of people in it, last I checked. And DSL only slows down if the ISP's resources are over-provisioned from their point up. Cable is the one where resources are over-provisioned at the last-mile and up. Or does DSL somehow work different in the UK?

    Also, although the article does address the issue of weather, I'd assume that performance must decrease somewhat during an electrical storm as more errors are introduced into the bitstream.

    1. Re:What? by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 1

      ACtually in the UK, DSL is contended at the PVC (IE your local exchange, the back end of the DSLAMs where you get pushed onto the ATM network) where you share bandwidth in a 10mb pipe with the users of up to three other ISPs.

      At present not many users are contended here, but that is officially where your 50:1 takes place. You should, in theory, not be contended at all at your ISP (either at the Home Gateway or their actual internet peering connections) but the cheap bastards do it anyway.

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    2. Re:What? by stripes · · Score: 1
      Or does DSL somehow work different in the UK?

      Actually it does, in the USA DSL providers tend to buy copper from the RBOC and provide their own DSL service and arrange to send the IP traffic to their own peers or transit providors. In the UK DSL providers buy pre-provisioned DSL service and transit from BT (or at least that was how it looked when I was visiting, maybe it can be done other ways but the DSL providers I looked at all did it that way).

      Technically DSL doesn't get slower if lots of people use it, but economically the way BT sells it to the people that sell to end users you get the same effect. Even in the USA you can get that effect if your DSL provider under provisions their transit/peering circuits, but then you just leave them and buy form someone else. In the UK "someone else" has the same crappy connection to the internet as the bloke you just fired.

  26. Security by scrotch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I doubt the military will be using them - it's an awfully easy target. Not open to a pellet gun attack, obviously, but perhaps to air-to-ground missile attack.

    I assume that eavesdropping would have to be done at their altitude? Or could you listen in on unencrypted communication from wherever you could stick an antenna?

    Perhaps the existing ground level wiring will make a nice backup for customers that want this sort of security.

    1. Re:Security by BagOBones · · Score: 1

      Did you read the article? It said that the military has been using them for years at several listening stations.

      My guess would be that the ballooon part of the technology has been very well tested and documented.

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    2. Re:Security by scrotch · · Score: 1

      You think they shot missiles at the balloons?
      Or are you saying that all military communications travel through balloons?

      My point, that you missed, was that it will not be as easily defended as ground cabling. If it "blows BT out of the water" and becomes a major part of the communications infrastructure, it will provide a very easy target. The balloons are physically vulnerable; the cable and tether to the ballon are physically vulnerable; the base station is physically vulnerable. All are easy to discover - especially if they are well documented.

      The other question is whether they can be jammed or snooped easily. If they're broadcasting all communication over 80km, the encryption will have to be pretty good.

      I'm not saying this doesn't have a place in the world, or in the UK. I'm saying that it will not replace other methods that are more secure.

    3. Re:Security by Honig+the+Apothecary · · Score: 1

      This is what I think the article was referring to. It is used to hoist a radar system high in the air. They also use one to broadcast propiganda into Cuba from a site in Florida. I think I remember reading about them being used more for drug interdiction than anything else. Honig

  27. "baloons" by falsification · · Score: 1
    baloons

    Aaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhh!

  28. On the horizon? by Herger · · Score: 1

    I think the goal for this is to be above the horizon.

    It's an interesting idea though.

  29. Re:The English are so charmingly eccentric by JohnRlI · · Score: 5, Interesting

    While most Americans consider blimps only suitable for promotional purposes and overhead golf shots, the merry olde English are trying to find some use for the obsolete gasbags.

    Yes, we all know what a crime it is to be innovative and thoughtful in America, unless you have the funding of a large company behind you and you#ve been garanteed by market research that your project will have a large return.

    It's really no surprise, the country loves it's eccentrics, from Sinclair's little electric scooter to the Osborne luggable to the Robin Reliant to their steam powered subway trains.

    I'd love to see one of these steam powered subway trains you speak of, by my recollection they were put out of service quite some time ago. Of course when it opened on the 10th of January in 1863 steam was the norm, but that was phased out by 1961. You see, our underground train system is half the age of your whole damn country, and has inspired systems like it the world over and still it carrys more people than any other.

    Their standard of living would improve if they ever upgrade their technology to at least 1970's level, but then their little country wouldn't have the Disneyesque appeal.

    Have you ever actually been to the UK for more than tourism? The school I went to is older than the united states, by almost twice as much. Our country has great herritage and we like to preserve that herritage, and we do so while modernising our services. The touristy areas make these modernisations less apparent because they're less attractive to tourists. I suggest you come live here for a few years and make your mind up on the "Disneyesqe Appeal".

    I think you'll find the US has far more luddite encampments dotted around the place, who embrace guns and spurn any sort of government or technology that there are over here, maybe they should be dealt with?

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  30. Meanwhile, on an airplane... by Faust7 · · Score: 1

    Wireless Surfer:
    Hey... hey, my download speed's really getting quite good now... whoa, 5 MB/sec! Wow! This is unbelievable! This--hey, what's that? Hey, look out! Look--

  31. security... by lpret · · Score: 1

    ah yes, our good friend security would be left in the dust... wireless is inherently insecure, so as long as people are comfortable with it, i guess itll do fine.

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    1. Re:security... by Sigurd_Fafnersbane · · Score: 1

      Un-encrypted wireless is inherently insecure. There is no reason why you would not encrypt the traffic. If I were service provider I might actually insist on the traffic being encypted since I would like to serve only my paying customers and not every other spoofer with a pringles can.

  32. What will the CAA say? by reality-bytes · · Score: 4, Informative

    Well, the C.A.A. has approved 2 of these sites in Yorkshire with cables extending to 1500m (approx 5000ft AGL).

    Now, this is all very good and well until they decide to apply for licences in high aviation traffic areas say: West of the Pennines or anywhere within 75miles of Manchester Airport.

    It seems unlikely that the licences would be granted as these things don't just require "Danger-Area" status but a complete DNF area status for serveral miles around. With the U.K. having very little airspace available below the 'airways', this could get to be a major hassle for G/A and Military aviation.

    Note: For those of you not in the UK, airspace below the 'airways' is largely populated by Aerodrome Traffic Zones and MATZ due to the small land-mass and (relatively) high density of major airports.

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    1. Re:What will the CAA say? by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      Well, the C.A.A. has approved...

      For confused Canadian readers, the CAA is the British Civil Aviation Authority--it has nothing to do with the Canadian Automobile Association (see also AAA for U.S. readers).

      On the other hand, if these balloons ever need roadside assistance, I don't know where they're going to get it.

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    2. Re:What will the CAA say? by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 1

      They could probably get away with adding a few extra balloons in dense urban areas and keeping them at a lower altitude. Considering that the demand for bandwidth would be greater in these regions anyway, this might be a good idea regardless of the air traffic problem.

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    3. Re:What will the CAA say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      For confused Canadian readers, the CAA is the British Civil Aviation Authority--it has nothing to do with the Canadian Automobile Association (see also AAA for U.S. readers).
      Do Canucks pronounce CAA as CAAA?
  33. Re:If protecting against the weather is possible.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When they stop putting tires around each others necks and setting them on fire, we will consider sending these balloons over their way.

  34. Re:Not worth it...WORTH IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes but this speeds data BOTH ways. It's worth it for that. Most DSL' obviously don't.

  35. ADSL doesn't slow down by Danta · · Score: 1
    "What is more, it is would not slow down as more and more people use the service which is the case with DSL - broadband via the phone line."

    Fun aside and correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't believe that ADSL slows down as more users connect. I think they mixed it up with cable, which does have this issue.

    1. Re:ADSL doesn't slow down by Milhouse_ph · · Score: 1

      yeah... that's what I though too... so the only thing I could think of was that they were commenting on the lack of bandwidth on DSL connections... or maybe a slow system which can't route fast enough...

    2. Re:ADSL doesn't slow down by jasoncart · · Score: 1

      It does, but only because of the contention ratio imposed by the ISP/BT

    3. Re:ADSL doesn't slow down by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 1

      I work for a DSL provider in the US, and while I didn't set the system up myself, I know a lot about it. Basically we can push anywhere up to 1.5Mbit on our DSL lines from our central office to the customer. The speed is limited to the overhead on the copper lines and we cannot go over 28,000 ft, and I don't think we can go over the 1.5Mbit, and the phone company we lease lines from doesn't charge us different whatever speed we do. So when we throttle a port we are doing it to limit the bandwidth going through our central office to the outside world. Our DSL equipment in the central office can take however many lines it has ports for without it slowing down, and we usually guarantee whatever speed is ordered. Their radios are probably limited by the bandwith they can get using radios, instead of what we use, fiber/T1s.

    4. Re:ADSL doesn't slow down by Danta · · Score: 1

      Please specify. As far as I understand, and as substantiated here, every customer has their own, unshared phone connection to the provider and is thereby guaranteed the throughput he/she pays for.

    5. Re:ADSL doesn't slow down by Danta · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I meant the reply to that post.

  36. Latency? by jasoncart · · Score: 1

    They state bandwidth, but would anyone care to guess what kind of latency we would be looking at? I know satellite connections have too high a latency for games, but then again they are miles up...

    1. Re:Latency? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC, the latency associated with satellites has to do with the need for data correction and verification. So the latency would probably be just the same as for any 1.5 kilometer length of optic cable feeding a wireless network.

      Any telecommunications engineers out there care to enlighten us?

    2. Re:Latency? by matthew.thompson · · Score: 1

      Can't be any worse than the extra round trips BT based DSL takes in the UK.

      All our traffic is routed via BT's ATM network as encapsulated packets from home to my ISP then back again.

      Up a mile then down again shouldn't be that bad.

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    3. Re:Latency? by djh101010 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The latency would be trivial. Satellite internet feeds have latency because, the geostationary satellites are about 23,000 miles away. With the speed of light being 186,000 miles per second, this distance adds up.

      Consider this - your request for a webpage originates on your desk. Goes up to the bird - there's 23,000 miles. Goes from the bird to wherever your sat ISP's switchgear is, there's another 23,000 miles (more, actually, depending on relative locations on the ground, a bunch of trig, and more math than this point warrants). Great, now your request is back on a land-based connection to the internet. You'll have the normal routing from there, to the host system.

      At this point, the HTML you requested will get sent back to your ISP's gear, sent up to the bird (a third 23,000 mile trip), and down to your system (a fourth trip). We're at 92,000 miles, and all you have is the HTML, which tells your browser which objects to go fetch (graphics, style sheets, and so on). So, a single packet takes roughly 1/2 second just in space, speed of light transit time; let alone the rest of the ground and server-based waits.

      Contrast this to the balloon, where it's about a mile up. Delay there will be 1/186,000ths of a second each trip.

      So, yes, they both have a delay, we're talking many orders of magnitude in difference. Measureable, maybe. Noticable? Nope.

    4. Re:Latency? by jasoncart · · Score: 1

      Indeed - I live in the Docklands a few miles away from my ISP's gateway (Nildram - in one of the Telehouse's I believe), yet I have to take a trip around BT's network (via Ilford, for all the traffic in the south-east) to get there.

  37. Re:The English are so charmingly eccentric by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 1

    "You see, our underground train system is half the age of your whole damn country, and has inspired systems like it the world over and still it carrys more people than any other."

    Sorry to burst your bubble, since I am in the UK too and was enjoying your heated response to the obvious troll above, but the Tokyo underground system carries more people daily than the London Underground does.

    graspee

  38. 99 Luft Ballons by da3dAlus · · Score: 4, Funny

    [Obligatory Critic Reference] From "Red Balloon 2 -- The Balloon's REVENGE":

    Terrorist: "One more step and the red balloon becomes the dead balloon."

    [Scared kid releases baloon]

    Terrorist: "How did I not see that coming..."

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  39. Re:Problem Solved by turgid · · Score: 1

    What's really sad is, I know places in the UK where on a BT line you can barely get 28kbit/s on an analogue modem, let alone broadband. We have a long way to go. :-(

  40. Re:If protecting against the weather is possible.. by Gunzour · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One-word question:

    Airplanes?


    That's what I was thinking as I read this article. Fortunately most commercial airplanes fly well above 1.5km, just make sure you don't put these balloons near an airport. General aviation planes (that is, small private planes, not commercial airliners) often fly much lower, and these balloons would be a serious safety threat for them. The balloons would need to be brightly marked and lighted, and there presence would need to be depicted on aeronautical charts. Assuming that's done, however, and assuming there are not so many of them that flying at 1.5km or below becomes an obstacle course, I think it would be okay. If they put VOR transmitters (something pilots use for navigation) in the balloons, they could actually benefit pilots.

    Of course, the main benefit as far as internet access goes is to be able to reach rural areas. My guess is that the speed claims would not hold true in real usage, and concerns about privacy and security would be significant. For those in rural areas that have little other choice, this could be one of the few choices they have.

  41. Re:It's a lot harder to end a war, than to start o by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then you would have lost all that revenue from selling munitions to both sides of the war.

  42. Re:The English are so charmingly eccentric by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lessee...

    Sinclair C5, I give you the Segway.

    Osborne Luggable, I give you the C64-SX, not to mention a luggable that Compaq made for a while. (Still got one, somewhere...)

    Robin Reliant, I give you the (Kaboom!) Pinto. Oh, and the Plymouth Reliant.

    As for the steam powered subways, the then Metropolitan Railway was running in London in 1863, well before electric trains had been invented, and in 1890, the London Underground was the first to convert to electric power. Somebody tell this to the good folks in San Francisco, whose streetcars still use a cable drive, and the folks in NYC whose subway didn't get rolling until 1904. (Alfred Ely Beech didn't really count.)

    Britain and Europe may be behind North American standards in technology in some respects, but far ahead in others. Phones, roads and railways come to mind. And if their Disneyesque standard of living is so bad, why does Disney like to copy it?

  43. Re:If protecting against the weather is possible.. by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 1

    Okay, the balloons are only a mile up and are meters across. It'd be very easy to launch a DoS attack against them with conventional weaponry. And because it's America, you know how millions of us have firearms, right?

    Imagine some redneck interrupted in the middle of a WWE download because the connection goes out. And imagine said redneck running outside in frustration and opening fire on the broadband balloon with his .45 caliber converted automatic rifles.

  44. Re:The English are so charmingly eccentric by JohnRlI · · Score: 1

    Whoops, so it does. Doesn't change anything though :)

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  45. im sure airlines and pilots will love this.. by qnxdude · · Score: 0

    antenna's are bad enough but baloons on 1.5km tethers represent a significant hazard to aviation

  46. The anywhere wireless is what sells me by snooo53 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd definitely tend to agree with you. Our cable service is certainly 'good enough' for my web browsing and downloading needs.

    However I think the real killer here is the wireless aspect. Imagine paying for one broadband account that you can use anywhere sans wires. For me I'd plunk down the extra $10 without a second thought.

    regards,
    Nik

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  47. Re:Problem Solved by Slack3r78 · · Score: 1

    You might be surprised/interested to know that the same situation applies here in the states too.

  48. Cell phone, by Openadvocate · · Score: 2, Insightful

    so, they might as well throw in a few cell phone antennas while they are at it. Oh and a few of those video surveillance cameras that they are so fond of over there.

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  49. Gives a new meaing to... by finrock · · Score: 3, Funny

    networks crashing. Oh the humanity!

  50. Re:If protecting against the weather is possible.. by Smidge204 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A Bombardier Learjet 45 cruises at 43,000 feet.
    A Boeing 777 cruises at 35,000 feet.
    A 1999 Cessna Skyhawk SP cruises at 14,000 feet
    A Grumman AA5A (2 passenger) cruises at 8,500 feet.

    These ballons would fly at under 5000 feet.

    Now, look out your window. See any airplanes? It's not like the sky is thick with them. I live within 5 miles of a medium sized commercial airport (just a little too small for trans-atlantic/continental flights), and I barely ever hear an airccraft, let alone see one.

    Now consider some fairly remote location that would benefit most form this kind of tech: Namely, places that wouldn't have the information infastructure that would normally be required to support a bust airfield.

    I don't think it's a critical issue. Just mount a beacon light to them like you would with a tower or other tall structure, maybe even a radio beacon since visibility is always a concern.
    =Smidge=

  51. Nope, nope by Faust7 · · Score: 1

    Ok,just to stop silly pellet gun comments...

    Humor needs no basis in fact. :)

  52. Re:Not worth it... Just yet by smokin_juan · · Score: 1

    but when the RIAA and government realizes that 1 billion+ people have chosen to use a monetary defeating system, a.k.a Kazza then they and their minions will go into hiding or change sides altogether. when this happens governments will fall, monies will lose all reason, economies will flourish without the constriction of red-tape and the people, being in control once again, will download entire drawing sets of consumer items, cars, 747s so that they may print them out on their 3d printers.

    and when we get there someone better have that fucking broadband running or we're gonna be pissed.

  53. This is just fixed wireless by 200_success · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There's really nothing new here except the idea of using balloons. Wireless Internet has been available for a while now. The biggest flops so far have been Metricom (the original incarnation of the Ricochet Internet service) and Sprint Broadband Direct.

    I had Metricom/Ricochet while I was in college. The Metricom radios, about the size of shoeboxes (1/1000 of a VW Beetle), were mounted on utility poles every kilometer or so. It was a great technology that was mostly killed by incompetent management, high deployment cost, and irrelevance as the rest of the world went from dial-up to DSL/cable. The bandwidth was pretty good for its day, but its latency sucked (typically 400ms minimum).

    My dad got Sprint Broadband Direct after ditching DSL. Our DSL was unreliable since our house was too far from Pac Bell's switch box. Also, there is no cable modem service available in our area. So we turned to Sprint, which serves the San Francisco Bay Area through a tower in the Fremont Hills, about 50 km away. A Sprint technician came and installed a small dish antenna on our roof, and permanently aimed it at the tower.

    We have been dissatisfied with Sprint Broadband Direct because:

    • The latency sucks (400ms average)
    • Lots of dropped packets, which I believe are due to the wireless link (10% typical, and worse when foggy)
    The combination of those two factors make SSH use unbearable. We were stuck with it because Sprint requires a 1-year committment to offset the cost of installation.

    The Sprint service isn't for everyone, since it requires a clear line of sight to the tower on the hill, and the right to mount an antenna on the roof. Combined with the high cost of deployment, these drawbacks have forced Sprint to deprecate the service.

    The SkyLinc system seems to be most like Sprint's. The elevation of the balloons will be an advantage (probably negated by the fact that the antennas are not exactly stationary), but they'll have to overcome the same difficulties that have plagued previous systems.

    1. Re:This is just fixed wireless by odyrithm · · Score: 1

      The technology behind the idea has been around for years, with the US Government operating several such aerostats as communication systems on its borders and the US military employing similar technology for about 50 years.

      would it of been that hard to read the article before spouting off aload of hot air??!?! (no pun intended)

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    2. Re:This is just fixed wireless by 200_success · · Score: 1

      I did read the article. That was no hot air -- just a factual account of my experience with wireless Internet access so far. It hardly matters that the US military has been doing this, since hardly anyone is able to comment on the performance of military systems.

  54. Re:If protecting against the weather is possible.. by Rxke · · Score: 3, Interesting

    they oughta float some above Iraq, Baghdad as a stopgap measure until communications infrastructure is mended. come to think of it, would come in very handy in desaster stricken places, like Algeria, where earthquakes destroyed a lot of the infrastructure.

  55. Stormy Weather... by kevlar · · Score: 1

    I doubt this would hold up in very windy and/or stormy weather. A baloon is hardly fail safe, especially considering its vulnerability to weather.

    1. Re:Stormy Weather... by TheSync · · Score: 2, Interesting
      From here...

      Airborne time is generally limited only by the weather (60% standard operational availability) and routine maintenance downtime, which is minimal. Since the aerostats are stable in all winds below 65 knots, the aerostat program provides low-cost, one of a kind radar coverage uniquely suited for its given mission.
  56. Using advanced handwave technology. by Eric+S.+Smith · · Score: 1

    A few optimistic points do stick out:

    What is more, it is would not slow down as more and more people use the service...

    Infinite capacity?

    For people interested in uploading as well as downloading, it will provide the same speeds in both directions.

    Twice as infinite!

    Problems such as bad weather conditions can be countered by an antenna stabilisation system which would make sure the antenna stays in place regardless of wind, rain or other conditions.

    The antenna is hanging from a tethered balloon. Unsurprisingly, the magic means of keeping it from bobbing about is not discussed in detail.

    Going completely unaddressed is the question of what the user's ground station would look like. Presumably you'd need a small dish with line-of-sight to the balloon to receive; I don't know what kind of transmitter you'd be looking at.

    1. Re:Using advanced handwave technology. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When they say infinite what they mean is "up to 155 MBit". So I'm guessing thats 155 Mbit if theres only 1 user?

  57. Re:Memorial Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And how isn't this off-topic also?

    Lets see:
    Blimps: never used by the US in combat...O/T
    In the UK: Memorial Day is a US celebration...O/T
    For Broadband: If memory serves correctly, the Confederates didn't have 56k dial-up, let alone broadband...O/T

  58. Re:The English are so charmingly eccentric by gagy · · Score: 1

    I'm Canadian, so I'll try to be neutral on this issue. I know for a fact that the British are quite advanced, especially when it comes to their rampant cellphone use. The cell networks in Britain are a lot more developed than in North America. SMS in Britain is the biggest thing since the Big Ben. On the other hand however, just because your school is 'older than my country' doesn't make it any better than my school, which was established in 1911. Granted that your school has history, that's all fine and dandy, but really what does that have to do with technology of today?

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  59. Re:Definitely worth it-Shake hands with DRM. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Tolerances will vary depending on content - but unless you're a hardcore MPEG/DivX downloader then higher than 512 is not particularly different *today* until multimedia content producers force higher bandwidth, and this is not worth it for most, until enough people have very high speed access and the infrastructure to handle it also."

    And the whole "copyright/piracy" issue is resolved.

  60. Re:If protecting against the weather is possible.. by jheinen · · Score: 3, Informative

    "A 1999 Cessna Skyhawk SP cruises at 14,000 feet"

    IAAP and FWIW those altitudes are service ceilings. In other words it's the maximum altitude the airplane can effectively achieve. In practice general aviation aircraft almost never go that high (in fact, above 12,500 ft. FAA regulations require the use of supplemental oxygen). Normal cruising altitudes for light aircraft are typically between 2000-9000 ft, putting these balloons right in the airspace GA planes fly.

    It doesn't really matter though, since their location will appear on charts so pilots can avoid them. The fact is, at least in the US, there are all sorts of towers, mountains, and whatnot that poke up high enough to be a potential hazard. But since they are stationary and their locations well known, they do not pose an undue threat. I am far more concerend about other airplanes than fixed obstacles. They are small and they move. But the sky is a very big place, and due diligence applied to what's going on outside of the cockpit will help ensure your safety.

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  61. Re:Problem Solved by turgid · · Score: 1

    Wow. And I thought it was only the UK that was a nation of internet luddites :-( I suppose it's up to the people to come up with their own soultions, independent of the big monopolies.

  62. Air traffic biggest concern by Thagg · · Score: 4, Informative

    The biggest problem with high-altitude tethered aerostats is that the tether is invisible to aircraft. Typically, they aren't even lit. And, of course, the balloons move with the wind somewhat, so you can't even be sure what location to avoid. Therefore, you'd have to have a pretty wide area to avoid.

    That said, the US has several tethered aerostats along its southern border, used to monitor weather, to check for low-flying smugglers and to broadcast propaganda to Cuba. The internation border is, of course, an area with strict flying restrictions already, so it isn't too much of a burden.

    Unfortunately, these balloons in England are planned (perhaps that's too strong a word. Shilled?) to be in the middle of fairly populated and high-traffic areas. Cordoning off all of these areas would be a problem, and unlikely to be 100% successful. Right now, people violate airspace accidentally all the time -- but it's usually not that big a deal -- it's just air. Running into one of these tethers would likely be a big deal -- you'd probably lose both the plane and the balloon.

    Perhaps the balloons could be flown far higher somewhat offshore? The US flies its aerostats at 50,000 ft (about 16 km). From that altitude, the amount of ground area seen by the balloon would be almost 100x as great. Private planes typically don't fly very far offshore, so the risk of hitting the tether would be lower -- and in the case that there is a collision the wreakage would fall into the sea instead of a city.

    Perhaps GPS will solve this problem. If all private planes had perfect GPS systems with all airspaces clearly marked and rigged to alarms, then this might work smoothly with the current plan. You'd probably have to legislate that all planes have certificated (or whatever the term is in England) GPS's -- but they would be broadly useful devices in any case.

    Anyway, in the end, the idea of flying relays has been promoted innumerable times -- and it never happens. Cable is, in the end, cheaper, faster, more reliable, and safer. It's not as sexy as this system (although sexiness is in the eye of the beholder -- or should I say stockholder) but it gets the job done.

    thad

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    1. Re:Air traffic biggest concern by Pedro_thewondermwnke · · Score: 1

      Whats worse is that I used to go gliding at Pocklington. I've actually flown to York! So there is a gliding club nearby! http://www.wolds-gliding.org/

    2. Re:Air traffic biggest concern by artemis67 · · Score: 1

      The biggest problem with high-altitude tethered aerostats is that the tether is invisible to aircraft. Typically, they aren't even lit. And, of course, the balloons move with the wind somewhat, so you can't even be sure what location to avoid. Therefore, you'd have to have a pretty wide area to avoid.

      Any decent navigational maps would have this all marked off. When I was a pilot, I used them before every flight. No biggie.

    3. Re:Air traffic biggest concern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The main problem is that in most of the UK(not just England) there is no broadband cable. Most of the large cities do have DSL however but this service will hopefully help rural broadband rollout. Even if it seems about as far fetched as powerline broadband..

    4. Re:Air traffic biggest concern by David+McBride · · Score: 1

      Anyway, in the end, the idea of flying relays has been promoted innumerable times -- and it never happens.

      Counterexample: geo-synchronous satellites.
  63. DoS attack at 0 feet and 0 range! by reality-bytes · · Score: 4, Funny


    Yes, no need for high powered weapons when you apply the Black & Decker 4 1/2" Angle Grinder directly to the tether!!

    Alright, alright, you do actually have to be inside the mooring compound to do it but if you are prepared to go running round the English countryside with large, high-powered rifles, this should be small-fry! ;)

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    1. Re:DoS attack at 0 feet and 0 range! by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 1

      Hehe,

      How about throw a Bolo with 2 thermite modules on the end .

      Like ppl throw 2 tennis shoes tied together over power lines .

      Just think, the bolo wraps nice and tight, you hit the Remote
      control, and bingo, you got a remote control thermite bolo
      for severing high tension cables .

      LOL ...

      Don't try this at home folks .

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    2. Re:DoS attack at 0 feet and 0 range! by 87C751 · · Score: 1
      Yes, no need for high powered weapons when you apply the Black & Decker 4 1/2" Angle Grinder directly to the tether!!
      You might want to keep that high-powered weapon to defend your 1.5Km extension cord.

      Or you could pick the better tool for the job.

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  64. More details? by E-prospero · · Score: 1

    Can anyone shed more light on how exactly this works?

    1) The article mentions putting the ballon up 1.5k, and tethering it, yet it apparently remains static in strong breeze. The photo didn't seem to show any thrusters or reaction control devices, so how do they plan on keeping the thing steady? Are there lots of tethers in all directions? Or is "steady" a relative term, and the balloon can float around on the end of one tether without affecting service?

    2) They say they only need 18 to cover the whole of Britain, in 2000 sqm chunks; this may be geographically true, but how many users get access within that chunk? The same area would have 2000 Mobile phone base stations, yet these easily get maxxed out if too many people want to make a call. The balloon approach dramatically reduces the number of base stations. How does the ballon handle 2000 times as many simultaneous bidirectional signals and not get maxxed out?

    Russ %-)

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  65. The balloon/weather is the only issue by OYAHHH · · Score: 3, Informative

    My,

    Broadband is supplied via microwave from about 20 miles away and it works pretty good. I have a pizza box sized antenna on my roof and a cable extending to a cable modem like box. From there it is purely regular TCP/IP.

    On the other end my understanding is that they have an array of transmitters on one big pole at the top of a mountain. Each transmitter broadcasts to a certain swath of the coverage area.

    Now substitute the mountain with a balloon and you have essentially the same system.

    But, as has been mentioned before, what about the weather and aviation issues (I could just see these balloons becoming prime targets for lunatic suicidal pilots).

    If the signal could be transmitted from already existing cell phone towers without line-of-sight issues it seems that that would be a far preferable way to approach the problem.

    My broadband setup proves that laying cable is just lame.

    Has anybody ever looked at the manual for a police scanner? Did you notice how much spectrum is provided to railways, forestry service, etc. etc.? And did you try to listen in on a railway conversation? I programmed my scanner to pick up the railroads and I heard nothing from them for about a month. I want some of that spectrum!

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  66. Re:Memorial Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's another story too: they wanted to move the labour day from May Day to later in the year to take away the significance of the hanging of some unionists in Chicago in the 19th century, which was at that time of year. That story sounds like the paranoia of unionists and anarchists. It is odd that the US has their labour and rememberance days the opposite way around to the rest of the world.

  67. shoot the cable not the baloon by emg178 · · Score: 1

    One could easily shoot the cable rather than the baloon. You could walk up to it Matrix style, yell dodge this, and shoot, or sit back a couple hundred yards w/ a bag of peanuts and a rifle for the afternoon.

    1. Re:shoot the cable not the baloon by Phishpin · · Score: 1

      For the sake of discussion, we'll give the cable a diameter of 3 inches. That's a pretty big fricken cable!.

      Now, can you shoot a 3 inch target from 400 meters away? Some people can, with skill and a good rifle/optics.

      Now, add the fact that the cable is moving. Doesn't sound so easy anymore.

      Make it two afternoons, a couple bags of peanuts, and a cooler of Mountain Dew, and I'll be there with ya. ;)


      Also, I don't see the intrigue of shooting these things, really. It would be much easier to shoot microwave dishes fixed to radio towers, but for the life of me, I can't recall a specific time that has happened. Of course, it probably has, but still...

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  68. obligatory pun by Galahad · · Score: 2, Funny
    Is this on the horizon

    No, it's overhead.

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  69. I doubt it! by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You need a good grounding in practical aeronautics, like weight. I doubt very much these balloons would have any kevlar armor. Keerist, a balloon is a huge thing! The German balloons of WW I were military weapons going in harm's way and had no armor, do you really think anyone is going to armor a com balloon where every penny counts?

    They may well compartmentalize the bag, but all that will mean is that it has to come down for repair when the bag is peirced, and they will be able to do that under some kind of graceful degradation control. Still a DoS. A mission kill doesn't necesarily mean destruction.

    No, the communication gondola won't be shielded. Weight, weight, weight. There's a reason airplanes use so much expensive equipment and materials, they want to save weight, and as expensive as that is, it's cheaper than a bigger engine and wings, or bag in this case.

  70. Re:If protecting against the weather is possible.. by BuilderBob · · Score: 1

    The US military and the US Immigration service use them on the border with Mexico, they use them for long range radar to they can see the drug smuggling planes flying/cars driving along a dirt trail.

    18 to cover the UK probably leaves out a number of things, like how much of the networking is covered by wire, what you need to connect to these things and how long can the balloons stay up before their Helium leaks out and needs to be replaced.

    It's likely they would need a replacement every few days at least, if not then why don't Nasa use Helium more in their solar powered "stay up forever" plane.

    BB

  71. Finally by thinkninja · · Score: 1

    As someone who lives in a low-density area of the UK, I really hope this floats. BT and Blueyonder (UK cable company) will never roll our broadband to this area because it wouldn't be profitable.

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  72. "horizon" is relative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's "on the horizon" to you may be 2 miles up to the person directly underneath.

  73. So if it does work by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    ok lets assume its not going to be easy to shoot these down (well the same level of difficulty as running into an exchange and shooting all the equipment). Lets also assume that 18 of these will be able to give enough bandwidth for the whole country, even if one fails from the odd lightning strike/plane hit/microsoft-based on board system crash. And maybe people will not mind seeing these things up (it will just look like a blimp thats not going anywhere - like in ms flight sim;) and lets also assume, just for the sake of it, that this whole thing will work even in bad weather and they'll manage to get the funding for it and the spectrum and that no-one will be able to jam it- Assuming all that is ok: erm no nevermind.

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  74. yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rockets that can reach that far with sufficient accuracy can be made cheaply and easily

    No way you are just making this up.

    There's no way you could make a rocket that would fly for a mile and then hit a weather balloon.

    That takes guidance and control -- there's no doubt that the rocket would just be blown off course if it even was able to fly that far.

    I hope you don't try to do this since your lack of knowledge combined with materials needed to create a rocket propellant would probably be fatal.

    1. Re:yeah right by Lazyhound · · Score: 1
    2. Re:yeah right by Arker · · Score: 1

      There's no way you could make a rocket that would fly for a mile and then hit a weather balloon.

      Oh please. I made rockets with nearly that range when I was 9. The range we're talking about here is not difficult at all. Accuracy is more of an issue, let's get to that. But do mark, we're not talking about a 'weather balloon' here but a blimb, a much larger target.

      That takes guidance and control -- there's no doubt that the rocket would just be blown off course if it even was able to fly that far.

      There are actually several different approaches to hitting a difficult target. One would be guidance and control, yes. That's hardly impossible, small light RC units are relatively inexpensive these days... that approach could work.

      But it's not the only approach at all. If I was going to try to do something like this, and I'll repeat, I'm not, although sadly someone else probably will eventually if these things take off, I'd probably go with a different approach. A large number of unguided rockets. Don't think of the build-your-own cruise missile the other guy linked, although that might work too, but probably cheaper and easier would be a swarm of small rockets weighing only a few ounces each, just finned tubes with propellant and a small explosive charge. They wouldn't even have to hit to accomplish their purpose, just as long as some of them managed to explode reasonably close to the target.

      Windage can be measured and compensated for quite accurately, the math involved is very old hat, perfected by the beginning of the last century at the latest. And given the low cost of such devices, you wouldn't need to be all that accurate anyway, you could throw a couple hundred of them in a cloud several times the size of the blimp.

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  75. What was it supposed to be? by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    A one letter change makes it ... baboons!

    There now, that's better, isn't it...

  76. Effective range by jefeweiss · · Score: 1

    Effective range refers to the distance a bullet will travel with a given accuracy, not the actual distance the bullet will travel. You could probably hit a balloon at much greater than the effective range given that a balloon is a huge target and you would probably have multiple shots at the target.

    1. Re:Effective range by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, that's probably when you're firing horizontally. That would take into account the fact that the bullet is falling to the ground. It's a different question how much that initial velocity would give you when firing straight up. You can compute a fair estimate pretty easily if you know the starting velocity and the angle, with some error due to air resistance.

      I've heard stories about partiers shooting into the air where the bullet is said to rise several miles into the air. While it might be a bit tricky to hit the thing, you probably certainly have the range.

  77. Another attack on GA by Tim+Ward · · Score: 1

    The UK isn't the USA, you know - there's hardly any unrestricted airspace round here, and these things will add another set of hazards.

    Soon there'll be nowhere left to fly ...

  78. Re:The English are so charmingly eccentric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    what it means is that as a culture, we have schools, buildings, institutions, clubs, games, pubs, (etc. ad nauseum) which date back a long way. It relates to tech in my instance as I'm writing this sat in a pub in Leicester built in 1116 (yes - eleven) with a wifi link - not an original feature ;p People were drinking there before they decided to eject the rubbish in Europe to the "New World".

  79. Better solutions. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What problem is this supposed to address ?

    Remember, we already have 100% coverage for UHF television, from a large number of extremely tall towers. If it was simply a matter of getting internet transceivers up high, the infrastructure already exists to do it.

    But it isn't.

    1. Re:Better solutions. by Ambient+Sheep · · Score: 1
      I've never typed this before, but MOD PARENT UP!!

      He makes a very good point, and one to which I'd like to see if anyone knows the answer.

  80. Re:The English are so charmingly eccentric by certsoft · · Score: 2, Funny
    the Tokyo underground system carries more people daily than the London Underground does

    Since Japanese are generally smaller than British, I wonder how they compare on mass carried?

  81. Old Idea: Proposed in the US in 1997... by n9fzx · · Score: 2, Informative

    Al Haig's company (yes, he really is In Charge) Sky Station has been talking about this for years now. Might sound a bit hokey, but it's just an extension of the Aerostat technology that's been used for the past decade to provide better radar coverage for the Gulf of Mexico. And, it's one heck of a lot cheaper to put up another balloon to replace a failure than to launch another satellite...

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  82. If you want affordable Broadband , read this by zymano · · Score: 1, Troll
    The broadband, spectrum, communications problem in this country is due to incompetent government. The local governments are the main cause of the cable broadband and pricing problem. They only care more about wringing every cent from the Renting of the public cable lines so we get these ridiculous prices for broadband and cable tv.

    The Local and Fed governments philosophy on managing and taxing of the radio spectrum and cable lines by selling to the highest bidder cable co. or wireless phone com. need to stop. The cable networks(public owned sections) should be gov owned and not privately run as in Municipal cable/broadband.

    If there is a policy of renting the public owned lines to the cable company then it should go to the cable company with the best product for the best price(most affordable packages with broadband) and allowing individual public to pick and choose from a list of what options they want. As for the radio spectrum, the same policy should be in effect. Also Stop the selling our spectrum to the highest bidder. That only drives up the prices for all cellphones or future tech that relies on the radio spectrum. And also why is there stupid taxation of something we rely on for communication? Should we tax all speech ?

    Sorry to say this but broadband is not expensive as some of you think. The cable and phone companies have ZERO competition thanks to CLUSTERFUCK FCC ZAR POWELL(brother of colin).

    1. Re:If you want affordable Broadband , read this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be the son of Colin.

  83. Problems & Safety by reality-bytes · · Score: 1

    It's not so much the 'air-traffic-problem', more the increased likelyhood of an aircraft actually striking a tether with all the associated unpleasant consequences.

    Its worth noting the majority of G.A. traffic operates on average at 2,000ft and there is rather a lot of military traffic down to 150-200ft. Just this-afternoon, I watched 2 RAF Tucanos near my house skirting the local ATZ at about 300ft - thats only 5 1/4 miles from a major city centre. Now, I estimated them to be running at about 250kts and in loose formation. With there being two of them, that must increase the chance of a strike by 2.

    One of these tethers must be damn near invisible, especially when the balloon is in the cloudbase. To be fair, from 3 miles away on a dull day, the Sutton Coldfield transmitter which is a thick metal structure extending over 1000' can be hard to spot and that thing is lit-up like a christmas tree! Its not too far-fetched that they would have a coming together sooner-or-later as in the early 90's the Daventry transmitter (a mast) had a guy-cable snapped by a BAe Hawk.

    I'd rather forgoe the 'benefits of aerial-broadband' for sake of not having the sharp-end of an aircraft on my head ;)

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    1. Re:Problems & Safety by thebigmacd · · Score: 1
      It's not so much the 'air-traffic-problem', more the increased likelyhood of an aircraft actually striking a tether with all the associated unpleasant consequences.
      Uhhh seems to me that "increased likelyhood of an aircraft actually striking a tether with all the associated unpleasant consequences" is an air-traffic problem. No? What is it then, a highway-traffic problem? Gotta watch out for them gawking drivers!
  84. Re:If protecting against the weather is possible.. by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 1

    i think third world countries have more important things to worry about than broadband connection. For starters : food, water system, sanitation, medical coverage. Suddenly, broadband isn't that important.

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  85. This Ideas been Floated Around Befor by Mooncaller · · Score: 1

    Weather it would work or not is still up in the air. Air Traffic concerns cloud the issue. These current marketers appear to be filled with hot air. And if a project actully flies, I bet the company that hits the ground first will have a monopoly. They will see that the skys the limit on profits, and the rates they charge will ballon. I do believe that at least in the US, any real attempt to do this will become a lightning rod for counterversy.

  86. IMHO ... by tyroneking · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seems like a great idea, a neat way of overcoming the last-mile and bringing broadband to a lot more people in the UK.

    IMHO, major obstacles stand in its way:

    1) Cost. Each balloon may take millions (of UK pounds) to put up so any cost savings assume a sufficient subscriber base; and don't forget the satellite-TV style transceiver dish required for each customer site. Once the first one goes up, what's to stop existing providers dropping their prices to compensate?

    2) Available bandwidth. Isn't unlikely that the system will "not slow down as more and more people use the service", especially as SkyLinc themselves state that the system is scaleable (i.e. why would it need to be scalable if performance never degraded with load?)

    3) Weather. As every English-person knows, the weather in the UK can be erratic and extreme (for example, more tornadoes per unit area than anywhere in the world). Relying on an "antenna stabilisation system" may sound like a good idea, and it may even work, but who would believe it enough to spend the installation fee on it?

    4) Coverage. Despite the article's optimistic "18 base stations" providing "total UK coverage, from densely populated towns to the remotest cottage in the Scottish Highlands" the SkyLinc website claims only "87% of UK SME business locations" for the same number of base stations - which I suspect counts out most remote locations.

    5) CAA approval - SkyLinc might expect to make most money out of densely populated areas, but as these are often near airports what's the chance of CAA approval in all but a couple of test sites?

    Of course, it serves the UK govt. to support this scheme and make encouraging sounds about it. At the very least it will stop most people from wondering why the govt. pushes 'broadband Britain' but allows a practical monopoly, paid for by the taxpayer, to slow the spread of broadband (hey, even remote cottages in the Scottish Highlands have BT phone lines).

    Personally, I'm all for the idea, but I don't think it will ever get off the ground but if Guy Kewney says/implies/suggests it's a good idea then who am I to disagree! Hey, I even like the idea of having my own balloon to tow 'behind' my car in case of emergencies and traffic jams.

  87. Re:If protecting against the weather is possible.. by TheSync · · Score: 3, Informative

    Neglecting air resistance (hah!) .50 BMG bullets are about 700 grains or 0.045 kg. Muzzle velocity is around 1000 m/s, for kinetic energy of 22500 J. This implies a .50 BMG bullet could reach an altitude of 51,000 m maximum (at which point it would have zero velocity). But of course, you can't neglect air resistance, especially with fast-moving objects as it increases faster than linearly with velocity.

    I've seen a study looking at the maximum trajectory of .50 BMG for surface-to-surface use, which is generally around 25,000 feet surface range and maximum height of around 8000 feet. At maximum height, horitzontal velocity is down to 100 m/s.

    Another study has shown that rifle bullets tend to reach a maximum altitude of about 9000 feet.

    Finally, here there is a quote about an Army firing table for the Browning M2 with .50 BMG for anti-aircraft use, which tops out at 7500 feet altitude (but within 400 yards horizontal distance).

    So extrapolating, I think it is safe to say that .50 BMG will generally not reach higher than 10,000 feet, and will probably be fairly useless in engaging targets much more than 7500 feet high.

  88. Re:The English are so charmingly eccentric by tinguru · · Score: 1
    Somebody tell this to the good folks in San Francisco, whose streetcars still use a cable drive

    err, only the *cable cars* use cable drive. Have you seen the routes they take over hills? You could not have those routes with any other technology. But the *streetcars* muni subway and BART are all electric drive, along with most busses.

  89. Re:RTFA!-Realizing the "gravity" of the situation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Apologies for splattering this forum with my gun geekiness- you may now mod me into oblivion and beyond."

    Just wait till that bullet comes down. Something other than "gun geekiness" will get splattered.

  90. Look, the Broadband Blimp!!!-Birdbrain idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look up! It's a bird. It's a plane. PLOOP! Nope, it's a broadband blimp with some packet loss.

  91. Wahey! by Lardmonster · · Score: 0
    Their office about 1/2 a mile from my house...

    (c) 2003 Irrelivant Postings, Inc.

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  92. 1.5km high, cables will be hard to see for pilots by Bob+Bitchen · · Score: 1

    and because of that and problems when it's windy this is a much better solution:

    SkyTower

    I suppose time will tell. I'm putting my money on SkyTower.

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  93. Re:but I left the hot air comment for someone else by djcapelis · · Score: 1

    Nah, it's just a bunch of hot air, Case is still the largest windbag.

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  94. work different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Or does DSL somehow work different in the UK?

    Nope, and it doesn't work differently either.

    1. Re:work different by Josuah · · Score: 1

      "Or does DSL somehow work different in the UK?"

      Nope, and it doesn't work differently either.


      I use a Mac. I think different.

  95. Re:If protecting against the weather is possible.. by Don+Negro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    water systems, sanitation and medical coverage are all problems which have a heavy information component, and in third world countries right now, the just about the only way to monitor and respond to that information is by having a trained human on the ground (which is why very little of it gets done.)

    Now, imagine being able to monitor water quality and sewage processing flow remotely, and sending scarce resources to solve problems before they become cholera epidemics rather than after. Imagine being able to make every piece of modern medical information available to the nurse or medicine man who is the sole source of healthcare for a group of villages.

    Broadband (or more importantly, wireless data access) is potentially a very big deal.

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  96. Re:If protecting against the weather is possible.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't get too worked up about people talking about shooting these things down. Think of all the other infrastructural things that people could go after and don't. The only ones likely to really try it would be true terrorists, and they tend to go after targets that cause casualties, not property damage.

  97. Re:The English are so charmingly eccentric by sidewinder · · Score: 1

    the US are still trying to use walky talkies arent they?

  98. Re:but I left the hot air comment for someone else by ChristianBaekkelund · · Score: 1

    Stevie Case is hot!

  99. Re:The English are so charmingly eccentric by rkz · · Score: 1

    I Live in Leicester too which pub are you at? I might make it my new local if its got a WI-FI Link!!

  100. Re:If protecting against the weather is possible.. by Cyberdyne · · Score: 1
    they oughta float some above Iraq, Baghdad as a stopgap measure until communications infrastructure is mended. come to think of it, would come in very handy in desaster stricken places, like Algeria, where earthquakes destroyed a lot of the infrastructure.

    Or NYC, on 9/11; since cellphone base units need to be high up, a lot of them were mounted on top of one of the two towers, knocking out cellphone service. Add the power outage, damaged landline trunks, a load of Verizon telco switches and the huge surge in network usage, and communication was several degraded - an 802.16 (WiMax) base station on one of these things could have made a big difference. (An extra thousand voice channels, for example, or several dozen T-1s worth of data bandwidth.)

    Any kind of disaster, really, natural or otherwise, could benefit - one of the biggest difficulties is coordinating rescue teams and resources, as well as collating survivor lists, especially when the communications infrastructure just collapsed! IIRC the US government bought a load of Iridium satellite phones for exactly this kind of contingency, but those are very expensive and take time to issue: much quicker to launch one big hot air balloon and use existing cellphones and laptops...

  101. Only an 18 MPH wind would by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    """Only 18 balloons would be necessarily to blow BT out the water (according to the article). Is this on the horizon?"""

    eheh.. reads more like this to me:

    Only an 18 MPH wind would be necessarily to blow 18 ballons into the water (according to the article). Is this on the drink?"

  102. Why is will and will not happen by pjt48108 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First, it makes practical sense. The technology certainly exists. I ponder whether a fully autonomous wireless balloon (solar-powered, etc?) could replace the tethered concept.

    Second, I'll bet BT is disinclined to allow the competition. I know for sure it would never (no pun intended) get off the ground in the USA. You can bet as soon as it reared it's beautiful head over here in the States, the big money telecoms will be beating two paths: one to Congree to dump FUD on the proposal, and another to Tom Ridge's office, warning of some fantastic and fictional security threat posed by balloons.

    There's too much money invested in bad/old technology to allow this idea an easy birth, as much as I regret to acknowledge that reality. I pray to be proven wrong someday soon, though!

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  103. HAPS "myth" by jroysdon · · Score: 2, Informative

    I remember when my Dad was telling me about this company called SkyStation in 1997 which was going to do the same thing. I doubted it would be possible. They still haven't delivered.

    Their current FAQ boasts, "When will the Sky Station system be available?
    With flight testing commencing later this year, Stratospheric Telecommunications Service will commence with the first Sky Station platform deployment in 2005. Sky Station platforms will be implemented in accordance with user demand as expressed by responsible organizations in each country.
    "

    Enter the Wayback Machine for this same FAQ page:
    1998 claims of launch in 2000
    1999 claims of launch in 2002
    2001 claims of launch in 2004

    Stating that a test launch will occur "later this year" (hey, that makes it easier to update the page), and they're planning deployment in 2005. How the hell can they even know when they'll be deploying if after 7 years they still haven't done a test launch.

    Let's not forget StratSat or the Japanese Airships for cell phone use. Comon', someone show me a non-artist rendored picture or active deployment with one of these. Until I see that, it's all vaporware left over from the dot-com sucker era. I'm not saying it's not possible. I'm just wondering about it being economically feasible and the unreliable in the atmosphere from ever-changing winds and weather conditions.

    Here is that promised document from China talking about all these other blimp-type platforms (a sucker is born every minute):
    http://www.bakom.ch/imperia/md/content/english/fun k/forschungundentwicklung/studien/HAPS.pdf

  104. ok, and the very first redneck that sees by Rooked_One · · Score: 0, Redundant
    a big borking balloon hovering over his land that finds out it has anything to do with computers...

    Do I really need to go on, or would you like me to just do the obligtory BOOM - PoP - PHFFFTTTTTTFFZZZZZZZZZ

    thought so :)

  105. Re:The English are so charmingly eccentric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, at least the "Rubbish" in the "New World" aren't inbred blue bloods still sucking up to royalty.

  106. 30-06 controlled? BULLSHIT by wowbagger · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    A bolt-action 30-06, or even an autoloading 30-06 is NOT a controlled item in the US. I don't know where you are getting your information, but you might try actually doing some research.

    The only thing "controlled" about a 30-06 is that if you are buying one from a dealer the dealer will have to fill in the appropriate forms.

  107. Re:If protecting against the weather is possible.. by zakezuke · · Score: 1

    You know, I was looking into Estes model rockets just now. They pretty much are among the only consumer grade projectile that i'm aware that can be used without a license, and without much in the of worry about arrest.

    But alas... they max range atleast for the level 1 model kits is typicaly about 300meters. Perhaps 500meters for a two stage model, and about 800meters for 3 stage models.

    But, this is using their rocket engines.

    "7. SIZE. My model rocket will not weigh more than 53 ounces (1500 grams) at liftoff and will not contain more than 4.4 ounces (125 grams) of propellant or 71.9 pound-seconds (320 N-sec) of total impulse. If my model rocket weighs more than one pound (453 grams) at liftoff or has more than 4 ounces (113 grams) of propellant, I will check and comply with Federal Aviation Administration regulations before flying."
    http://www.commonwealth.net/rocketstore/estescat /c diestes.pdf

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  108. Aliens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That wasn't a balloon it was an alien spac.. oh, wait.

  109. Dear Nena by Letter · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Liebe Nena,

    99 dreams I have had
    In every one a red balloon
    It's all over and I'm standin' pretty
    In this dust that was a city
    If I could find a souvenier
    Just to prove the world was here...
    And here is a red balloon
    I think of you and let it go

    Gruß,
    Brief

  110. Re:Definitely worth it-Shake hands with DRM. by twiztidlojik · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I could definitely see US planes shooting these out of the sky for our RIAA pals ;)

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  111. Now look what you've gone and done. by alizard · · Score: 1
    I think you'll find the US has far more luddite encampments dotted around the place, who embrace guns and spurn any sort of government or technology that there are over here, maybe they should be dealt with?

    That rumbling under your feet is poor old Ned Ludd spinning in his grave.

    Guns are just another kind of technology. Next time you go to a major Linux events, ask the next dozen US Linux types you see about their gun collections. Be prepared to spend a lot of time hearing about arcane details of their personal munitions. Nobody has more enthusiasm about guns than a Libertarian geek.

    With respect to anti-government feelings. . . you must be extremely new here. Haven't you ever read a discussion of . . . any stupid government action that affects technology and technologists? Plenty of anti-government feelings and the only people who care about DMCA are people involved in technology.

    Unabomber types in caves don't have to worry about state-level super-DMCAs fucking up our ability to secure our computer systems.

    Luddite? What are you smoking?

  112. obstructions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I presume for this to work you'll need to have line of site or something pretty close. This might cause problems for people in the lower floors of high rise buildings, on the floor steep valleys, next to tall buildings, wooded areas etc. So I think this might make the estimate of 18 for the whole of the UK a bit low. However they'd probably be a lot cheaper than masts, easier to relocate and still require fewer to be installed. But probably very good in sparsley populated areas or developing countries.

  113. Tower Based v Balloon Based by Phishpin · · Score: 1

    I'm more interested in a tower based infrastructure than balloon/blimp based. I currently have a system called Speedex, and I'm really happy with it. Its not as fast as land lines (capable of 1.5MB downstream, realistically its a good 768k). However, I pay $50/month.

    I live in rural Indiana, and few people around here have broadband. Most arn't even in a coverage area. Wireless access works here.

    I'd prefer the stuff be on towers rather than on these free floatering balls of gas. The towers will have to be much closer together, as they have a radius of 30-35 miles. The security of the transmitter is much better, being as its on a fixed object. It also doesn't pose a threat to aircraft save for helis.

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  114. Re:oh sweet 80's OFFTOPIC? by tucolino · · Score: 0

    you make me laugh

  115. Re:If protecting against the weather is possible.. by twilight30 · · Score: 1

    ...just make sure you don't put these balloons near an airport

    Yes, exactly. I have relatives who work in the airline industry, and have done the small prop thing more times than I want to remember. It might be okay, as you state, but me, I'm not so sure.

    They'd have to be well away from flight paths, in rural areas, lit, marked ... I don't know. I think for the initial expense and maintenance they'd probably do better to get some industrial-strength wireless/fibre-optic combination going -- having such a combo close to terra firma would be easier to upgrade at any rate.

    You're a step ahead of me anyway, so credit to you.

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  116. Back of the envelope practicality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They claim to support 30k subscribers at >= 1mbit, non-over-subscribed, over an area of 2k miles^2. So that roughly means they think they can affordably push 30gbit over 25 miles. Hmm...

    1. Re:Back of the envelope practicality by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 1

      30gig on their private LAN, the pipe to the outside world
      being run thru a caching system similar to Squid so they
      can just download the website once, then redistribute
      to all the users on their private network at blistering
      speed . if it is all run as a giant RAM drive it will
      have near zero access latency too .

      Their pipe to the outside world will be much smaller
      to be affordable, but via caching all duplicate website
      graphics and text can be downloaded and cached instead
      of being downloaded over and over every time someone
      goes to Skynews or Yahoo .

      Peace,
      Ex-MislTech

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  117. Anti-terrorist device! by mulp · · Score: 1
    "The biggest problem with high-altitude tethered aerostats is that the tether is invisible to aircraft."

    How many densely populated area have unrestricted low altitude free flight?

    Half the US eastern seaboard had flight rules about a year ago that almost completely shutdown private fields due to restrictions on flight over cities and government installations.

  118. Room for growth by bagsc · · Score: 1

    If they can get this thing off the ground (pun intended), think about the synergy applications:
    -Wireless networking service
    -Wireless phone service
    -Balloon digital radio
    -Balloon "satellite" TV
    -Air traffic control relay
    -Mobile/Static radar stations

    Also, at 1500m, is it feasible (not necessarily cost effective) to build an antenna tower up to it?

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    1. Re:Room for growth by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 1

      1500 Meter towers are expensive .

      The pads for a tower 3/4 of a kilometer tall are quite big,
      and are not just poured by joe redneck .

      The anchor cables and tensioning of the guideline wires
      is one of engineering , and those cables are FAR from cheap .

      Braided steel cable on three points to a 1500m tower would
      cost a TREMENDOUS amount of money .

      The higher you go, the faster the wind speed , at 1500m the
      wind speed would push that balloon , and use 1500m of leverage
      against your tower and its anchors .

      Best to free float it, and let it be a omni-directional antenna

      Hopefully their ideas for stabilization will work for them .

      Meanwhile I think the wind free zone at 67,000 ft. will work
      really well for this other companies similar idea .

      http://www.21stcenturyairships.com/aerial.htm

      Peace,
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  119. balloons over schools for internet access? by denny_d · · Score: 1

    one of the biggest hurdles for schools in terms of getting internet into the class is the incredibly expensive prospect of wiring class rooms. If this idea takes off, and then we'll be floating internet balloons over campuses soon...
    just a thought
    dgd

  120. They have a patent on it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WO02061971 http://l2.espacenet.com/espacenet/viewer?PN=WO0206 1971&CY=ep&LG=en&DB=EPD

  121. In My Back Yard :-) by fygment · · Score: 1

    We had an ice storm a few years back. It trashed the power/phone/cable systems. Things were down for quite a while in most places. But even if you lost the balloons, it looks like you could be up and running again in no time. Also seems like a good technology for developing nations with rugged topology, rivers, etc. Nice idea if you can get the costs down. Does Engineers Without Borders (http://www.ewb-isf.org/) know about it?

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  122. Great, until... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    some idiot flys his small plane into one. They also sound like good targets for a rifle. Oops, I forgot; the serfs and peasants are not allowed to have firearms over there.

  123. Re:The English are so charmingly eccentric by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 1

    Steep hills could just as easily be dealt with using good old fashioned rack railway technology, as used in the Swiss Alps etc. Might be problematic in the middle of a busy street though.

    Interestingly enough, the very first line that was electrified in London was originally intended to have that same sort of cable drive, and the electric trains had many problems negotiating the slope in the tunnel, so much that the line was eventually abandoned.

    But the LU still beat the NYC Subway in both steam and electric!

  124. 3 hit combo! by DeadScreenSky · · Score: 1

    Nice work. :)

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  125. Old Idea by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 1

    http://www.21stcenturyairships.com/

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  126. Perhaps a better system ... by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 1

    Though a tad more costly, the rarified air at 67,000 ft
    is wind free year round .

    http://www.21stcenturyairships.com/aerial.htm

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  127. Non-artists impressions - photos of test by khanyisa · · Score: 1

    Here you go: some pictures

  128. Re:The English are so charmingly eccentric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No - they're just inbred and suckin' up to papa..

  129. a story of a York-based company by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

    not too many blizzards or hurricanes in th'north cockle

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  130. Sorry, thats not going to happen.... by reality-bytes · · Score: 1


    I'm sure you are not to know, but it is actually now Illegal to defend your own property on private land in the U.K.

    What is the world coming to?

    I often wonder that if we travelled back in time to speak to all the brave souls who fought and died to protect our freedom in the second world war, and we told them that England would have gone to S#!t by the end of the same century, would we have influenced the outcome of the war?

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  131. bring back PenisBird by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

    no, wait ...

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  132. Re:Not worth it... Just yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know it's funny you'd mention about the rapid prototype technology or as you put it "3d printers." I was just looking at the patents situation there. It's sick. There's one patent that is incredibly vague that was just renewed in an even broader wording. There's no real invention there, they just patent the whole concept of using printers with glue without even beginning to tell you how they engineer, for example the print heads.
    It's quite simple technology really. Instead of ink, you use glue. The only reason we don't have these everywhere is that they're being restrained by sick intellectual property laws that need to be put in check.

  133. Well, that going for it AND... by voxel · · Score: 1

    and the fact the baloon has a fiber cable tied to it, so the signal going down from the "bird" is much more reliable.

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  134. Re:If protecting against the weather is possible.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    would come in very handy in desaster stricken places, like Algeria
    I'd give it 20 minutes before it was stolen.