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An anonymous reader writes "The Guardian reports on an attempt at the record for the highest balloon flight. 'A bag of helium the size of the Empire State building to challenge Nasa record.'" We had an article about them a few months ago.
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Do you even shave? You sound like a lazy fucking wart of a housewife who wouldn't even bother. I bet the place is a mess too: dishes needing done, a layer of dust over everything, and stains and spills here and there. What a fucking pig-- a hairy fucking Greek bitch-pig.
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an altitude of 132,000ft, or about 25 miles.
Man, I'd have to be REALLY HIGH to get that high.
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read at http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/sci_nat/03/
how long you could speak in a high-pitched voice from that one! And they waste it to fly around, pfff..
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With one of these balloons. They appear safe enough, and they have adequate lift capability. They are a bit slow on the takeoff, but... safety first right.
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This is just a Qinetiq publicity stunt. Ignore it and ignore Qinetiq.
their lives will depend on exquisitely accurate weather forecasts
They're doomed.
What does this story have to do with Morgan Webb's gorgeous tits?
How stupid. I hope those idiots fall out of the damned thing and onto a picket fence.
sh'aped as King Kong.
Please.
...to pack a pellet gun and a brown-bag lunch. After the balloon comes down (after crossing LAX's approach path, of course), the lawn chair used for the flight will be up for auction on eBay.
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Worth noting that the ballon is so large that once airborne it will be visible over a radius of some 600 miles. Its being launched on the south coats of cornwall so most of England, Ireland and Wales and Northern France will be able to see it.
I bet the bastards launch at night though....
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This flight has no scientific value whatsoever.
It's merely a publicity stunt for Qinetiq (formerly part of DERA, formerly the RAE).
From a resident of Farnborough, UK.
Their claims are full of hot air.
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what payloads such a baloon can lift.
Shouldn't it be possible to lift a rocket to that height and starting from there?
The real high-altitude balloon record-holder, surprisingly, was not mentioned in this article.
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If she's that smelly, that ugly, that whatever... why would you want to fuck her, as you wrote in the subject ?
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The interesting thing, too me at least, is seeing
the curvature of the earth. When I was a functionally
check flight weapon systems officer for the F-4E some
years ago, I used to see the curvature of the Earth at
50,000 feet. And now, we didn't use pressure suits...
"The two adventurers need cloudless skies, high pressure, gentle winds and a 72-hour forecast in which they can be confident." ..and they're flying from SW England?!!!
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There would no lift in vacuum you fool.
I wonder why arbitrarily stupid people have the right to post on slashdot.
At about 44,000ft, you need to be wearing a pressure suit, because if not the blood will start to heat and actually boil.
It's my understanding that the blood wouldn't actually heat, it would boil because of the lack of pressure. Am I wrong?
"We have done some pretty vivid demonstrations of putting half a pint of water in a decompression chamber and decompressing it to 100,000ft and the water boils and explodes in less than half a second, just disappears. It's scary stuff,"
And this is just scary??
I really hope their pressured suite are going to keep them safe from this....or we will see a really bad picture at their return....
Is anyone beside me asking himself if this adventure is just worth the risk?
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Impractical, crash-prone faggotry. Strictly for homos who have nothing better to do.
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As the balloon rises the atmosphere gets less dense, hence it rises slower. This is why the balloon is so large to enable _some_ lift at 25 miles. This is still not high enought for satellites which are in the 00s of miles altitude.
So it can't replace the shuttle or rockets.
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as an assist for a conventional rocket?
I wrote a letter to Aerostar, the largest commercial hotair balloon manufacturer in the States, about their largest model, the Aero 245 asking about maximum payload and altitude and I never heard back.
But I did find that they were only around 75 grand a piece. What I was wondering was if you took like five of those to say 40,000 feet towing a rocket and then launched from there, wouldn't you be able to get a lot more bang for your buck than from say a similar operation using a customized jet airliner that costs millions to modify and operate?
I mean this high altitude stunt stuff is cool and all, but I'm very curious as to why balloons can't be a practical element in launching satellites and such.
They're ascending at 1000ft/min with a balloon the size of the Empire State Building, which is as thin as a freezer bag. So one bird strike and they're done right?
For a mere second I thought this was going to be about Richard Branson and had the sudden urge to shoot him down.... Where's a rail gun when you one?
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they climb into their Russian spacesuits, strap themselves into their cockpit chairs, slowly inflate the biggest balloon ever made, and float towards the heavens
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Late this evening, a tumbleweed farmer reported what appeared to be a crashed alien spacecraft, complete with a cockpit populated by a pair of extraterrestrial pilots squawking at each other [about using a cell phone around massive amounts of helium] before the farmer shot them with his shotgun. The silverish spacecraft and pilot bodies were quickly carted off by Area 51 personnel.
imagine a beowulf cluster of those!
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the cool thing about the 1961 NASA mission was that when they reached 130,000 fet the pilot jumped out, and began free falling past the speed of sound before opening the parachute.
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We had an article about them a few months ago. So now you're reporting on another publication reporting on a story that you covered months ago.
The XPrize competitor da Vinci Project intends to use this idea. I don't know how feasable their proposal is.
The technique is called
rockoon
and is often used for altitude records.
However, its utility for getting into orbit is somewhat less, as all a rockoon gets you is above some of the air resistance - to get to orbit requires speed, not just alititude.
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Arthur C. Clarke said that a human being could live in vacuum for a minute or so. Such an event was dramatized in "2001: A Space Odyssey," and during its first run in New York they handed out little leaflets with a few paragraphs by Clarke insisting that this depiction was correct.
Was Arthur C. Clarke wrong?
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Bear in mind that their skin and all those other solid bits actually does contribute a bit to maintaining the pressure of e.g. their blood.
This has been borne out by experiments with primates and a few decompression accidents with humans.
Yes, decompression would still kill them, but mostly just as a consequence of asphyxiation (albeit accompanied by very painful swelling). They certainly won't explode.
While they still might look a bit grotesque, there needn't be any worries about having to crack the suits and ladle the corpses into buckets afterwards or anything like that.
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After checking out their site for a while, I have come to the conclusion that this project is relying on a lot of luck. I work for NASA's Balloon Program Office, and we fly balloons of this size and bigger. For one, this project has their balloon being made by a manufacturer that doesnt make balloons. Balloons of this size are a QA nightmare. Having miles of load tape and polyethylene, they are very hard to manufacture and test. Polyethylene is the same stuff they make sandwich baggies out of, very delicate.
I really have no clue why they wouldn't order their balloon from the same place most people interested in this sort of thing do, Raven Industries. Maybe they didnt have the dough. We don't fly people on our balloons, just huge science payloads in the range of 5-7000 pounds. I wish these guys the best, but I really beleive they are insane.
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A bag of helium the size of the Empire State building
Teddy Kennedy is working for NASA now?
If your bitterest enemies are people who hack the heads off civilians, then I would say you're doing something right.
The website for the attempt is at QinetiQ 1
Its worthwhile noting that they will launch from the back of a trimaran warship research vessel, and will be observed from the highest flying powered, tethered UAV ever.
So it will demonstrate a whole slew of new technologies, real Slashdot stuff.
Why bother floating a balloon to 20,000 feet when they have mountains that reach 28,000 feet and are on the equator?
Both the platform and the rockets could be put into position by the use of balloons, although hydrogen rather than helium would probably be used as it has a higher specific impulse.
Higher specific impulse? Helium is inert and hence doesn't have a specific impulse. Perhaps you meant using helium as a lifting gas? If you did then you don't use rocket terms like specific impulse. Bouyancy may be what you had in mind.
They might as well continue to the moon and bring some cheese back home.
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...they have quality Russian-made pressure suits. ;)
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I can understand filling the detaching 'tunnel' with exploding bolts. But actual explosives? And who was the idiot who said, "And hey, wouldn't it be handy if they were portable, and had their own timers?"
*shudders*
Mission to Mars is right up there too, but I like to think a lot of that plot is cleared up if you imagine NASA people sitting in a board room saying,
"Hey, the last ones we sent all died. I don't want to lose another good crew in that big tomb"
"Yeah. What if we sent Jimbo's team?"
"Who? Oh them. Yeah, we can lose them, let's do it."
Kind of like "Astronauts Like Us" who never met up with the real crew.
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I don't know which is more depressing, that 2/3 didn't care enough to vote, or that 1/2 of those that did are crazy.
What would a cell phone do around helium? Are you thinking of hydrogen (the unstable, non-noble gas), or am I uninformed?
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I don't know which is more depressing, that 2/3 didn't care enough to vote, or that 1/2 of those that did are crazy.
Wow, that's a heck of a good point about the mountains. My first response was that making the base there would be a pain, but then I thought..
A platform hanging in the air by BALLOONS?
Yeah. Building on a mountaintop shouldn't be so rough. You'd want to be sure you didn't pick an active volcano though. Boom!
Actually, that's a bizarre thought. Can we maybe harness volcanic pressure to launch things into space? Sounds nuts, but its gotta be right up there with a launching platform suspended by balloons.
I keep thinking of this comic by Phil Foglio called "Girl Genius", its kind of a steampunk sort of thing. Science is kind of like magic, and some people have a sort of magic that lets them make all sorts of strange things. This generally results in them losing their grip on reality.
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I don't know which is more depressing, that 2/3 didn't care enough to vote, or that 1/2 of those that did are crazy.
If anything goes wrong, if the suits fail, death would take about half a second.
This subject was discussed in science and science fiction decades ago. And I don't mean the slow motion exploding bodies in Total Recall. Last I heard, human skin is gas tight and really needs only the type of support an elastic suit provides to prevent major injury from vacuum. Also, suffocation takes minutes, not fractions of a second.
"Once you get past about 33,000ft, you are unable to breathe unaided. Even if you are breathing oxygen, it has to be forced in under pressure.
Boy, this really makes me feel good about those flimsy oxygen masks in 737s flying at 39K feet.
"At about 44,000ft, you need to be wearing a pressure suit, because if not the blood will start to heat and actually boil. At anything over 40,000ft, you are in big trouble if a suit fails," says Brian Jones, veteran of a round-the-world balloon flight, an altitude record holder, and mission controller to the flight of Qinetiq 1.
Good thing they retired the Concorde. IIRC it flys at upto 56K feet.
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And throw away all that helium on every launch? Or did you also have some plan to retrieve and resue it? Send a compressor and some empty tanks up and pump down the balloons?
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I speak bad english, and have only a basic knowledge of physics. That said, here is my thoughts:
We all know that when you go up you store energy. It's basic physics. So, what if you can get a baloon big enough to lift some kind of craft. Let it go really up (Almost no air there, so wind resistance is a much smaller issue), then drop it. After falling for a while it should have tremendous speed (or kinetic energy), level it up and use rockets to get it to go even higher than the balloon. Since the escape velocity is the biggest issue to getting into orbit, this should be a way to shorten that gap significantly.
Would someone with some knowledge of aerodynamic tell me why this isnt possible? Im quite certain there is a big reason why this isnt being done today
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Excuse me, I would like to see how correct you would be at forecasting the weather by appling your partial differential equations solving skills and see if you can solve multvariate equations with a slew of unknowns using wide resolution spacing and generalized approximations of how the atmosphere works....
...And do this BILLIONS of times per second.
Numerical Weather Prediction has come a long way in the last 15 years, so stop complaining. Change to another forecaster if you don't like the one who "seems" wrong now....
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