Slashdot Mirror


Power Outages Strike East Coast

fordp writes "CNN, CNBC and others are reporting that major power outages are happening just after 4:00PM EDT in New York, New Jersey, Detroit, Ottawa and Toronto, Toledo." There are reports of a Con Edison transformer on fire on 14th Street in NYC, and lots of people stuck in trains and elevators. CNN is reporting that it is, according to power officials, most likely not related to terrorism, because you know you were wondering. The Niagra Mohawk power grid is overloaded, which feeds electricity throughout the northeast U.S. and into Canada. Update: 08/14 21:06 GMT by P : The mayor said there was no fire, that it was black smoke brought on by an automatic shutdown because of the power grid failure.

120 of 1,697 comments (clear)

  1. On the other hand... by caferace · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..You don't have to worry as much about port 135 being open.

    1. Re:On the other hand... by airrage · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh my gawd the sky is falling. Find that hottie and do her in the stairwell (pun intended). Tell you boss to f#$&-off. Piss on your computer. Hump the water-cooler. Punch all the buttons on the elevator.

      The end is here. God bless you all.

      --
      "This isn't a study in computer science, its a study in human behavior"
    2. Re:On the other hand... by Jaeger · · Score: 5, Funny

      We all know that this works -- just use sshnuke to exploit ssh1 vunerabilities, set the password to "zion", and then you can shut down power nodes 20 to 40.

      Or was that just a movie?

    3. Re:On the other hand... by AftanGustur · · Score: 1, Funny


      ..You don't have to worry as much about port 135 being open.

      Is that related to Bill Gates having been last seen in N.Y. with a pair of pliers is his hand and a silly grin on his face ?

      --
      echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln80~Psnlbx]16isb572CCB9AE9DB03273snlbxq' |dc
    4. Re:On the other hand... by N4DMX · · Score: 2, Funny

      Y2K03???

      --
      42
    5. Re:On the other hand... by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes. It was just a movie....

      (damn, they are starting to question their reality. What to do.)

    6. Re:On the other hand... by Echnin · · Score: 2, Funny
      You just inspired me to do a very, very bad photoshop. Be ashamed!

      lolz0r

      --
      Lalala
    7. Re:On the other hand... by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, all I have to worry about is my house getting looted when the sun goes down. Well, not really. The 2nd Amendment was made for times like this.

    8. Re:On the other hand... by zephc · · Score: 2, Funny

      I blame Snake Plissken.

      --
      "I would say that 99 per cent of what my father has written about his own life is false." - L. Ron Hubbard Jr.
    9. Re:On the other hand... by Snoopy77 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, all I have to worry about is my house getting looted when the sun goes down. Well, not really. The 2nd Amendment was made for times like this.

      Don't worry, the airports are closed so the British can't come and invade your home.

      --
      "She's a West Texas girl, just like me" - G.W Bush Iraqis
    10. Re:On the other hand... by Drakantus · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can't have a effective militia if you have looters running around.

      However, if you shoot the looters, suddenly things are "well regulated" again.

      --
      I love going down to the elementary school, watching all the kids jump and shout, but they dont know I'm using blanks.
    11. Re:On the other hand... by Stevyn · · Score: 2, Funny

      No. Recompile your kernel. Read a couple slashdot articles. Write a threatening letter to microsoft. Play tux racer for a couple of minuets. Recompile your kernel again.

      This seems more likely around here.

    12. Re:On the other hand... by lewp · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why are you so worried? You seem to be more afraid of each other, then other things!

      That's because we're a bunch of bad motherfuckers.

      --
      Game... blouses.
  2. WHUHU!!! by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1, Funny

    IM going looting. Need one of them there apple g5s!!

    --
    All Troll + "offtopic" mods are meta moderated as "Unfair", because you abused the system.
  3. Power? by Muttonhead · · Score: 4, Funny

    If I had power I could First Post.

    1. Re:Power? by `Sean · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's why I have a separate UPS for my G4, firewall and DSL bridge! ;)

    2. Re:Power? by glenebob · · Score: 1, Funny

      > If I had power I could First Post.

      And if I had the power power of moderation, I could mod you down for it!

  4. And California? by zifty · · Score: 5, Funny

    And in other breaking news, a great chorus of laughter could be heard clear across the country, apparently originating from California.

    1. Re:And California? by tgrigsby · · Score: 5, Funny

      Any thoughts on which governor will get recalled for this? Or will they decided that it was somehow caused by the Blaster worm infecting the computer systems of the power companies and go after M$ for producing laughable "security" into all versions of Windows.

      And yeah, you can bet Davis is jumping up and down, pointing towards the east and yelling, "SEE? SEE? I TOLD YOU IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE!!"

      --
      *** *** You're just jealous 'cause the voices talk to me... ***
    2. Re:And California? by Lord+Prox · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, (snicker) I know.... (hehehe) It is sooo hard (hahaha) to keep it (chortle) IN!

      MUHAHAHAHAHOHOHEHEHEHE

      How do ya like, all ya damn east-coasters. And for our encore, we are going to export earthquakes too!

    3. Re:And California? by Phosphor3k · · Score: 2, Funny

      Its only those damn dirty hippy New Yorkers and farther north. Maryland and south is fine =P

    4. Re:And California? by greenskyx · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually it was the Amish laughing... don't you read fark? see this article

    5. Re:And California? by TedTschopp · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey we should send them a riot or two as well.... See how they like that!

      --
      Fantasy remains a human right; we make in our measure and in our derivative mode... -- JRR Tolkien
    6. Re:And California? by Dr.+Bent · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course the difference is that in New York, they power will eventually come back on.

    7. Re:And California? by Gzip+Christ · · Score: 2, Funny
      Any thoughts on which governor will get recalled for this?
      More importantly, what actor would be most fit to replace him? My vote is for Laurence Fishburne, so long as he gives his campaign speeches high atop a rock dressed like Moses with a booming voice and protruding belly.

    8. Re:And California? by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 2, Funny
      Hey we should send them a riot or two as well.... See how they like that!

      Give then a couple hours. They'll get around to it when the sun goes down...

      --
      'Sensible' is a curse word.
    9. Re:And California? by nucal · · Score: 4, Funny
      Okay, can anyone tell me exactly what an "illeagle immagrant" is?

      I think that they are some sort of migratory waterfowl ...

  5. Re:Con Edison transformer NOT on fire by Megaslow · · Score: 5, Funny

    And we all know that black smoke streaming out of electrical equipment is perfectly normal.

  6. Oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    They set up us the bomb!

  7. Looks like California.... by irn_bru · · Score: 5, Funny

    finally got that extra long extension cable rigged up....

  8. Re:Timing is everything... by spicyjeff · · Score: 3, Funny
    err...'superconductors' I meant, not semiconductors...


    too much work on the brain, time to head home, oh wait the subway is electric, damn.

  9. This isnt something to joke around about. by HanzoSan · · Score: 2, Funny



    If a riot starts, looting starts, or if this is part of some kinda terrorist attack you are going to feel dumb.

    Lets be serious. This is not SCOs fault, its Microsofts fault.

    --
    If you use Linux, please help development of Autopac
  10. Re:Sun Spots could be partly to blame? by Megaslow · · Score: 3, Funny

    Isn't that one of the legendary BOFH excuses?

  11. oops! by stagl · · Score: 3, Funny

    shit, i better turn off my new overclocked 4ghz athlon!

    --

    R.I.P.
  12. Re:Blaster by cbdavis · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet it is running on linux and the OS license
    was revoked by SCO.

  13. What happened? by Muddie · · Score: 2, Funny

    From what I heard, terrorists working for SCO were exploiting port 135 worms after declaring their hatred for IBM on Friendster (of course, they were disguised as John Ashcroft and their accounts were cancelled) and, from all accounts, they were just "testing a random number generator". Where does it all end?!?!?

  14. You know your a geek... by FrostedWheat · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know your a geek when your reading Slashdot during a power cut. :-D

  15. Tell the whole story please by in7ane · · Score: 5, Funny

    He also said that there was no grid overload, it was just being shut down for regular maintenance.

  16. Re:Manhattan by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 5, Funny
    "I'm dialed in through Verizon (wow. good network, right?) on a laptop, through a PBX with a battery backup. "

    Do you suffer from anxiety attacks when you do not read/post to Slashdot for more than a day?

    --
    Buy Steampunk Clothing Online!
  17. Re:Con Edison transformer NOT on fire by Kong+the+Medium · · Score: 2, Funny

    But it won't work after the magic smoke is left out AFAIR.

    --
    ... whenever a text is transmitted, variation occurs. This is because human beings are careless, fallible, and occasiona
  18. Re:Con Edison transformer NOT on fire by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 4, Funny
    It just release some black smoke

    That's the problem. They let the magic smoke out.

    --
    "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
  19. Whoops... sorry... by doc_traig · · Score: 5, Funny


    I always wondered what that wall switch was for and today I finally turned it off. My bad. After dinner I'll go turn it back on.

    --
    So long, michael. Don't let the door hit you...
  20. Re:Manhattan by Mark+Gordon · · Score: 5, Funny

    You didn't get a UPS for your fish?

  21. Re:Toronto's on the East Coast? by nolife · · Score: 1, Funny

    It has been annexed by France.

    --
    Bad boys rape our young girls but Violet gives willingly.
  22. Re:Con Edison transformer NOT on fire by Aadain2001 · · Score: 4, Funny

    As long as it was only black smoke and not the "magic" smoke that makes all electrical and electronic devices work they should be just fine :)

    --
    Space for rent, inquire within
  23. Aieee! by Nucleon500 · · Score: 4, Funny
    My uptime! Argh s4a37@#89@(#*

    NO CARRIER

  24. Re:Manhattan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    I'm sorry, this seems like sabotage. I've got 100 gallons of fresh water, and a sword.
    And I'm posting on slashdot.
    Oh well. I guess I just wanted to say hello.

    Or goodbye... ;-)
  25. Re:Manhattan by Horsey+Fiddler · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm in California right now, near San Francisco. All power is on across Silicon Valley. Traffic lights are functioning normally, and the BART can't hold "hundreds of thousands" of people like the NYC subway system apparently can. I'm connected through an ethernet cable to the wall on a laptop, with the power adapter plugged in.

    My tropical fish also live on electricity, but they are thankfully in no danger. Regardless, I'm going to freak out like everyone else.

  26. Baby Making Time by Cheeko · · Score: 2, Funny

    Someone queue the Barry White, its Baby Making time. Or for those less inclined, or lacking a significant other, I guess you could always cower in a corner with no /. and no quake, and no email :)

    1. Re:Baby Making Time by mrogers · · Score: 2, Funny

      No /.? No email? Ha! They laughed at me for replacing my desktop PC with a laptop... and then the power went out. Who's laughing now, Mr. Ergonomically Inferior? You can wipe that smile off your face, Mr. Less Expandable. Kiss my hairy parts, Mr. Too Expensive. I'm on a laptop and I can keep posting till my battery ru

  27. Re:Con Edison transformer NOT on fire by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Funny

    And will it send out white smoke when power is restored, like the election of a new pope?

    ps: checked out diaperdevil - very cool! As a father of 3 kids under 18 months, I think I'm going to have to place an order...

    --
    Stop by my site where I write about ERP systems & more
  28. Skynet! by NixterAg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Skynet has us by the balls now!

  29. Re:Central Boston not affected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, I'm in Cambridge and our power is f

    +++NO CARRIER+++

  30. Blame Canada by Raindeer · · Score: 3, Funny

    I expect Bush to adress Congress tomorrow. He will tell them that the US needs to be able to provide for its own strategic electricity supply. Airco is a national security priority. Therefore Canada will be annexed by the end of the week.

    Canadians that object will be labelled terrorists and put in camps where they will be working on new pipelines, new electricity lines and clearing out forrests. All others canadians will be subjected to pay the USA's debt as a thanks for now becoming part of the world's oldest democracy.

  31. It happened at 4:11 by SpryGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Didn't anyone notice the time the blackout happened? 4:11pm! That's 4-11! OH MY GOD! THE TERRORISTS WANT INFORMATION!

    --

    - Spryguy
    There are three kinds of people in this world: those that can count and those that can't
    1. Re:It happened at 4:11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      but they didn't see any smoke until 4:20 dude

  32. officals are looking... by r00tarded · · Score: 5, Funny

    for a terrorist who goes by the name 'Trinity'.

  33. All Right!! Fess Up!!!! by scottcha+4 · · Score: 0, Funny

    Who SlashDotted the East Coast?

    --
    Sanity is overrated...Being CRAZY is much more fun!!!
  34. Who did it? by xchino · · Score: 3, Funny

    I feel sorry for the last guy to plug something in when the overload occured. Can you imagine plugging your toaster in and taking down power for the east coast? I'd feel pretty guilty about it, unless I meant to do it, in which case I would feel 1337.

    --
    Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
  35. Re:Sun Spots could be partly to blame? by stan_freedom · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nice thought. I checked the website. It is nice to hear an alternate theory to terrorism. All the rednecks in my office are out buying ammo, just in case the solar flare theory doesn't pan out.

  36. Re:Manhattan by soft_guy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've got 100 gallons of fresh water, and a sword.

    So, after you drink all 100 gallons of the fishes water, you can chop them up with the sword and have sushi?

    --
    Avoid Missing Ball for High Score
  37. Re:First Question. Is it terrorism? by Xerithane · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, the NYSE has tons of backup generators. A friend of mine just sent an email from the floor, and she reports that at least the AC and computers are working.

    We know you are lying. Slashdotters don't know any girls.

    --
    Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
  38. UPS advice by plover · · Score: 4, Funny
    If your UPS reports power loss status via USB, make sure your USB hub is plugged into the UPS, too.

    That was a great demo: "Hey, watch it shut itself down when I pull out the plug!"

    ???

    --
    John
    1. Re:UPS advice by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      On a similar note: We are almost done with the new building, the new PBX is installed, and I went over to their UPS (pitiful small) and noticed the entire system was plugged into the sockets on the UPS marked "accessory". In otherwords, NON BACKUP POWER. By the PBX installers.

      Not only do you have to have a UPS, but you have to have the unit plugged into the right juice holes. Dumbasses.

      --
      Tequila: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
  39. Re:Con Edison transformer NOT on fire by jjeffries · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a higher-octane version of the magic smoke found in computer components. When something bad happens and the magic smoke leaks out, you're screwed. There must be a lot in a transformer--probably enough to fill at least 57,000 Pentium 4's. I'd hate to get the bill for that much replacement magic smoke! Maybe they can get a bunch of old 386's and siphon out and recycle their smoke... hey I deserve a patent on that idea!

  40. If the past is any indicator by jhines · · Score: 5, Funny

    there will be a baby boom next june.

    Have fun folks

  41. Re:WHAT IF THIS IS ANOTHER TERRORIST ATTACK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh please, won't somebody think about the children!

    Blah.

  42. Re:NO. NOT TERRORISM AT THIS TIME! by pegboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know about you guys, but this sounds like the work of gort and klatu...

    --
    The piano has been drinking, not me... -Tom Waits
  43. There is a building... by MrChris007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    inside this building there is a level where no elevator can go and no stair can reach. This level is filled with doors. These doors lead to many places, hidden places, but one door is special. One door leads to the source...etc... Now that the power is out we have only five minutes to find the door on that floor.

  44. Re:Central Boston not affected by ZoneGray · · Score: 4, Funny

    If downtown Boston is operating normally, then something's DEFINITELY wrong.

  45. Power outage? by dwakeman · · Score: 3, Funny

    The power company obviously had Linux running and had to pull the plug because of SCO.

    oh, and I blame SARS as well.

  46. Are you geeky by falcon5768 · · Score: 2, Funny
    When during a power outage, you use your last bit of power left in your iBook to dial up and post on slashdot????

    Cause thats what Im doing RIGHT NOW :-D

    btw I thought they where supposed to fix this bullshit when the power went out in the 70's??? if the same thing happened AGAIN who dropped the ball on retrofitting the power supply to let it grow with the rest of the usage

    --

    "Slashdot, where telling the truth is overrated but lying is insightful."

  47. Who knew... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wow. Who would have thought that ConEd was running the grid on unpatched Microsoft servers.

  48. Re:Central Boston not affected by daeley · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apart from the ongoing Curse, of course. ;)

    --
    I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
  49. Re:Con Edison transformer NOT on fire by taustin · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know people in the business. They tell me that black smoke is not a documented feature of automated shutdowns.

    In other words, the Mayor is shoveling bullshit.

  50. Secret plot.... by temojen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's all turn on our lights at 4:13pm.... shh... don't tell anyone

    </tinfoilHat>
    1. Re:Secret plot.... by caferace · · Score: 3, Funny
      That's actually a possibility...

      To: FLASHMOB@AOL.COM Subject: Meeting at Niagara Power intake tube at 4:13pm

  51. Re:Con Edison transformer NOT on fire by carlos_benj · · Score: 2, Funny

    3 kids under 18 months? Could be a Mormon and his multiple wives share kid duties while he posts to /. at his leisure....

    --

    --

    As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.

  52. Net seems way faster now! by zapp · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anyone else notice the web seems a lot faster without all those eastcoasters takin all the bandwidth? ;)

    --
    no comment
  53. Re:Manhattan by elmegil · · Score: 5, Funny
    With no power, my poor tropical fish have less than a few hours to live,

    Get a straw and BLOW FOR THEIR LIVES, MAN!

    --
    7 November 2006: The day Americans realized corruption and incompetence weren't addressing 11 September 2001
  54. Re:Central Boston not affected by realdpk · · Score: 4, Funny

    FWIW, Seattle is OK, unaffected.

    Just trying to help.

  55. Where there's smoke.... by carlos_benj · · Score: 4, Funny

    The mayor said there was no fire, that it was black smoke brought on by an automatic shutdown because of the power grid failure.

    Actually the smoke was from the Mayor's handlers trying to spin the fire story so as not to cause panic.....

    I think it would have been better for the Mayor's minister of dis-information to have done this on television with a flaming transformer in the background.

    --

    --

    As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.

  56. uh oh... by ketan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Somebody is so fired.

    --
    You have a choice: tax and spend Democrats, or borrow and spend Republicans. Choose wisely.
  57. Re:Slashdotted already by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Niagara Mohawk Website(link) Supposedly the electric company that started it all."

    Great...now we've done it. We Slashdotted the East Coast power grid. We're gonna get modded down BIG TIME for this.

    --
    Buy Steampunk Clothing Online!
  58. Bill Gates comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "CNN, CNBC and others are reporting that major power outages are happening just after 4:00PM EDT in New York, New Jersey, Detroit, Ottawa and Toronto, Toledo."
    In Redmond, Bill Gates has declared "We have taken all the steps necessary to prevent the MSBLAST from doing damage. Similar steps were taken in California to prevent Code Red. It's all part of our .NET security initiative. Power will be restored as soon as we have a secure version of Windows".

  59. Re:Damage control by Violet+Null · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hot damn! You're right! And, to think, the chance of any given date being within a month of September 11th is a whopping 1 out of 6!

    That's the same chance you have of rolling a '1' on a single six-sided die!

    Wow! Mind boggling improbable!

  60. Looting by Spamhead · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can somebody pick me up a TiVo when the looting begins? I'll pay for shipping.

    --
    Everybody Wang-Chung tonight!
  61. Re:College Park, MD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Doors stopped functioning.

    See, that's what's wrong with the world today. Do we really need fucking electric doors? Shit, I bet people couldn't charge their Segways either and were unable to walk down the street.

  62. Re:According to the MAYOR?! by Sven+The+Space+Monke · · Score: 2, Funny
    a group of engineers standing around some piece of broken equipment wondering how to fix it

    I imagine just before the power outage, a conversation like this happened:
    Engineer 1: Are you SURE it's a good idea to overclock the generators? I don't think Moore's law was meant to apply to electricity...
    Engineer 2: Of COURSE it's a good idea. We've been at 60Hz since forever! If we bump it up to 90Hz, just think how much faster our coffee maker will go! I did the math last night, it'll be safe
    Engineer 1: But in your calculations, you round pi to 3.1, you assume plank's constant to be 2, and this part under what appears to be penut butter says "magic squirrels = good!" And I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be using a rock as an overclocking tool...
    Engineer 2: Hey, if Edison listened to that kind of negative talk, would he have ever single-handedly build the space shuttle and flown to the Sun?

    --
    A man who can't pronouce "nuclear arsenal" shouldn't have one -sig ends here.
  63. Iraqi Information Minister Says by blackmonday · · Score: 2, Funny

    "There are no power outages, you are being subjected to the lies of the infidels. As I speak, my wife is in the tanning salon and my aquarium fish are doing just fine".

  64. Re:Manhattan by infinite9 · · Score: 2, Funny

    All power is out across all 5 boros.

    Good thing all my burros are powered by oats.

    --
    Disconnect your television. Do your own research. Draw your own conclusions. They're probably lying. Don't be a sheep.
  65. Re:WHAT IF THIS IS ANOTHER TERRORIST ATTACK? by ThePlague · · Score: 3, Funny

    A power outage in August?!? It must be terrorists, since during the hottest month of the year there's no reason to use much electricity.

    end sarcasm

    Bush et al have got you people afraid of your own shadows. Sad, really, though still funny.

  66. Re:WHAT IF THIS IS ANOTHER TERRORIST ATTACK? by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you make a joke now, then the terrorists have already won.

  67. Oh yeah by Sven+The+Space+Monke · · Score: 2, Funny

    Someone has to pay when the City That Never Sleeps takes a nap.

    --
    A man who can't pronouce "nuclear arsenal" shouldn't have one -sig ends here.
  68. They are attacking by bindaaas · · Score: 2, Funny

    its machines u fools... they r taking their revenge. man vs. machine --- fight to death. They started with our most important weapon POWER!!
    my computer started behaving abnn92u54092q what the 555o845090234211!!
    hE3[3=[3[[[p

    --
    bin
    look siG is kool
  69. Network Theory by codethug · · Score: 2, Funny

    Both Barabasi's Linked and Duncan Watt's Six Degrees have interesting stories about how small failures can snowball into large failure like this one apparently is.

    Of course, here in the midwest I'm sure everthing will be just fi

  70. Re:Central Boston not affected by Zeinfeld · · Score: 5, Funny
    FWIW, Seattle is OK, unaffected.

    I just got reports from Rio de Janeiro, Paris and Casablanca and they are all unaffected. Baghdad is still out but that seems to be an independent cause.

    --
    Looking for an Information Security student project suggestion?
    Try http://dotcrimeManifesto.com/
  71. Re:WHAT IF THIS IS ANOTHER TERRORIST ATTACK? by miguelitof · · Score: 2, Funny
    Unlike other people, I am not going to hold my tongue and say for sure that its not terrorism until I know exactly what did happen.

    My computer rebooted unexpectedly. I can't tell what the reason was, so I guess I can't rule out terrorism at the current time.

    The local show store didn't get its shipment of Reebox DMX walking shoes on time. No one is certain exactly why the shipment is late. So I guess they can't rule out terrorism...

    Do you get a general idea of where I am going with this?

    --
    --- Biffster.org
    "Bite my shiny metal ass."
  72. Re:Manhattan by Gavin+Scott · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'm dialed in through Verizon (wow. good network, right?) on a laptop, through a PBX with a battery backup.

    With no power, my poor tropical fish have less than a few hours to live

    Let's see... Decisions, decisions. Fish or Shashdot..., fish or Slashdot... Hmmm.

    Hey! the toilet will still flush without power. Slashdot it is!

  73. Re:Sun spots, transformers, and you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Especially when the grid is already overloaded from too many AC's going

    Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

    We have just as much right to post here as you do!

  74. Re:WHAT IF THIS IS ANOTHER TERRORIST ATTACK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It would be more of an inconvinience attack. But not being able to use our computers, to us slashdotters... a terrorist attack.

  75. IRC Livenews about the Power Failures by PFAK · · Score: 4, Funny

    We have the livenews for the power outages back on (just like we did with all the other top stories, like the "War on Terrorism") and 9/11. It's the CNN feed.

    It's available on: irc.striked.org #livenews

    Top headlines: "Microsoft knocks out east coast power grid to prevent DDoS attack on windowsupdate.com"

    --

    Free means no restrictions, ironic the FSF's GPL forces restrictions, isn't it? What's your definition of free?
  76. The RIAA!! by Rtech · · Score: 3, Funny

    They finally found a way to take down a lot of all those evil pirates all at the same time! Haha, too bad I'm in the Southeast!

  77. Re:You callous bastard. by SpryGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Of course you realize I had no intention of offending.

    How about this instead:

    "The North Eastern Power grid went down faster than Ben Affleck at a strip club!"

    --

    - Spryguy
    There are three kinds of people in this world: those that can count and those that can't
  78. BSOD by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny
    Bloomberg says that the smoke from the 14th street power station is from a shutdown procedure, that I could completely believe

    I could believe it too. In power stations running Windows there is a well known error reporting device known to insiders as the "BSOD," or "Black Smoke of Death."

  79. Try to stop laughing... by mraymer · · Score: 2, Funny
    Thanks CNN, I needed a good laugh: http://home.centurytel.net/mraymer/worm.jpg

    If power plants ran Windows, I think we'd see outages every few hours at least.

    --

    "To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit." -Stephen Hawking

  80. See what happens by donkeyoverlord · · Score: 2, Funny

    When you don't buy a SCO license!!!

  81. Re:Air conditioners? by ath0mic · · Score: 3, Funny

    Really, it's the /. effect applied to the powergrid.

    Too much AC's have always been a problem :)

  82. Godzilla not to blame for power outage by spoot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Aritle Link

    Japanese news sources have gone on record that the catastrophic power failure that has stricken New York and other major metropolitan areas in the Eastern U.S. have nothing to do with Godzilla. Sources in Japan are claiming that Godzilla was safe on Monster Island and the hard stomping lizard monster was not involved in the blackout.

    According to one spokesman at the JGL news service, Gogi Asobi, "Godzilla and all of the monsters, including Mothra and King Kong were all safe behind our defenses on Monster Island." This has ended speculation earlier in the day that either terrorism or Godzilla had been behind the blackout.

    Rumors started flying shortly after the blackout that there was a possible link between Al-Qaeda and Godzilla when black smoke in the shape of a mosque were seen billowing from a power plant at 14th Street and Avenue C in Manhattan. Eyewitnesses had reported that at the same time the head of Godzilla could be seen in the East River, and that in fact he could be seen holding a shoulder mounted surface to air missile. New York Mayor Blooberg could not be reached for comment.

  83. Re:Con Edison transformer NOT on fire by ndetroit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would it be fair to say that the Mayor is "blowing smoke up your ass"? ;)

  84. And the Iraqi Information Minister says: by kylef · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let the Zionist infidels bask in their illusion, but I triple guarantee you: there are absolutely NO power problems at all in the Five Boroughs.

    I am not scared, and neither should you be! We will defeat the enemy spreading such rumors and use their own shoes to butcher them!

    Real Iraqi Information Minister Quotes
  85. Re:To answer your questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're right. There is no such thing as American culture.

  86. Re:Silver Lining Re:On the other hand... by Boulder+Geek · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ever notice that major power outages and clear skies only coincide near full moon?

    --
    A well-crafted lie appears unquestionable - Dama Mahaleo
  87. Re:Manhattan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Thanks for the concern for the fish..."

    Anyone else think they misread that the first time?

    ~Blake

  88. How do you do that when the power is out. by wadiwood · · Score: 2, Funny

    I gotta admire the stamina, to be able to do the hottie (incidentally this is a word for hot water bottle round here), and hump the water cooler in the same panic.

    --

    -- it must be true, it's on the internet.
  89. Shutdown -r black_smoke by carcosa30 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Every normal shutdown procedure should come complete with billowing clouds of black oily smoke.

    Nothing to see here, move along.

    --
    Intolerance for ambiguity is the mark of the authoritarian personality.
  90. Re:Con Edison transformer NOT on fire by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Funny

    try...

    2, 1, *snip*

    although we've got some embryos on ice as well, so who knows...

    --
    Stop by my site where I write about ERP systems & more
  91. Re:The Enron connection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    I thought the CA environmentalists shared some of the blame for that mess.

    Nope you're wrong. They don't share the blame, they are entirely to blame. And it's their fault that we have global warming now too, we should have been 100% nuclear decades ago, instead these environmentalists have kept us in the dark ages burning fossil fuels!

  92. Oh great... history repeats itself... by pkinetics · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since you mentioned the blackouts in New York, I see two things happening. 1. Someone will make a song about it, probably a rip off of Billy Joel's Miami 2017. 2. In about 36-40 weeks, population along black out areas will experience a proliferation of births; experts will be baffled.

  93. What's the big deal? by duffer_01 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I got an intern on a bike powering my laptop right now.