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Florida Proposes Taxing Local LANs

Vellmont writes "From the state that brought you the 2000 presidential election debacle, now comes the proposal to tax your LAN. The Orlando Business Journal is reporting that the the state of Florida is thinking about putting a 9% tax on LANs within the state. Exactly what they will be taxing isn't clear, since the tax amounts to 9% of... something. Will taxing the electrical wires within your home be next?"

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  1. Fark says it best... by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 5, Funny

    [FLORIDA]. What more can you say about a state that can't even figure out voting?

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    1. Re:Fark says it best... by killthiskid · · Score: 5, Interesting
      The proposal has its roots in a legislative directive handed down two years ago. It aimed to modernize how the state taxes communications.

      This ranks right up there with Minnesota regulating VOIP like a normal telephone service.

      Why the hell do law makers seem to think that every new technology needs to regulated to hell, or treated like some form of existing technology??? The internet LIVES the way it does today because it happened so damn fast than lawmakers couldn't keep up...

      The proposed rule pushes the definition of communications systems to include local area networks, or LANs, as well as wide area networks, or WANs, which connect computers across distances. Practically any office with two computers will have a local area network...
      That brings them under the purview of the proposed rule, which includes computer networks as "substitute communications systems"

      A substitue comm system? They must have needed a catch all to ensure they could screw every penny of tax of everything out there. Would this cover two tin cans with a string between them? I'd hate to see that go to court, I'm sure they'd rule it taxable.

      I can understand the need for a 'tax' on very much public infrastructures like a massive telephone land line system or cable systems... but why would you need to tax someone extra for laying out 4 pair wire? Do in house telephone systems get covered? Do you have to have a certain type of equipment to 'qualify'?

    2. Re:Fark says it best... by fmileto · · Score: 5, Funny

      I believe a H. Simpson captured it in the phrase "Florida. That's America's wang."

    3. Re:Fark says it best... by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Why the hell do law makers seem to think that every new technology needs to regulated to hell, or treated like some form of existing technology??? The internet LIVES the way it does today because it happened so damn fast than lawmakers couldn't keep up...

      Okay, look, duh. It's an opportunity to make money. Why are you even asking this question? the only reason marijuana isn't legal today is that people make too much money on maintaining the status quo. This is the same thing.

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    4. Re:Fark says it best... by scoove · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Why? Because they can and it makes them feel important.

      Don't mean to be redundant, but there's a very good (not good good, but "explains things" good) reason they do: they're paid to do so.

      Minnesota imposed VoIP regulations to protect the incumbant carriers. ILECs are aggressive at lobbying and throw a lot of money around during election time. (After all, they've got to spend some of that money the fleeced you on your business line somewhere).

      Florida's proposal is bizarre. Granted, the ILEC tax model is old, though they're still finding creative ways to pump back money to the old boy network like re-inventing the rural telephone fund to tax broadband service and give the money back to ILECs in exchange for their promise to think about rural customers occasionally. (In an odd twist, our company which provides service to half a state in fly-over-country, would be taxed in order to give the money to ILECs who don't offer broadband! Go figure...). But this Florida one even has me puzzled. It's as loopy as use tax (sales tax for sales that a state does not have legal jurisdiction for, and then creates a tax on using products, but exempts you if you paid in-state sales tax, meaning the only people that pay use tax are interstate purchases which didn't pay sales tax. How's that for simple?)

      Since nobody wants to cut budgets in state gubmints, it makes you wonder what's next. Don't be surprised if we see:

      - a simple "per-foot" tax on cable. We'll have to have 14-page exemption forms for farmers who have long rural distances to run between the barn and the house, of course.

      - a MIPS tax, socking it to the rich suckers who can afford that top-of-the-line processor (sort of a PC SUV tax)

      - CPU cycle credits: download and run GUBMINT.EXE in the background, allowing the state's tax computers to load share when your PC is idle, and get a $25 annual rebate on your LAN tax. (Of courses, the state will hire consultants from Intuit to write spyware that measures your LAN length and other taxable details and reports back thru the exe program).

      Come on, public servants. Certainly you can find more creative ways to part us from our hard-earned money while you play solitare all day at the DMV!

      *scoove*

    5. Re:Fark says it best... by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Why the hell do law makers seem to think that every new technology needs to regulated to hell, or treated like some form of existing technology??? The internet LIVES the way it does today because it happened so damn fast than lawmakers couldn't keep up...

      Communications has traditionally been (in the US and elsewhere) quite regulated. The reasons are logical in general, he who has the wires, holds a monopoly. People who have monopolies are dangerous to consumers. I agree with that, in fact I think all monopolies are dangerous and inherently bad for a country and the gov't should sponsor competitors to monopolies wherever possible. But I digress.

      There is a common misconception that ALL communications is thus monopoly like, and subject to regulation. They try to do this with VOIP, internet traffic etc. They have lost site of the INTENTION of regulation, which is to protect consumers against dangerous monopolies. This is exagerrated by regulated monopolies (telco's, cable co's etc) which would be forced to compete with cheaper alternatives. They fuel the fire and confuse the issues. VoIP for example is a major annoyance to telco's at the moment, as it might allow cable companies (for example) to deliver voice service without the normal federal regulation. This is ridiculous of course, and spoken by people who know better and wish to hide the fact that almost EVERY wired network connection in the world is regulated by at least one gov't agency, and the cost of regulation is passed on to the buyer. The internet (not that I'd necessary use this for business class VOIP mind you) is just as much subject to regulation as anything else. The issue here is that you're not paying $24/month on phone service in addition to your data. So these groups are constantly lobbying any politician who will listen about how unfair things are. A politicians education on many issues may consist ONLY of parties interested in changing something, and regrettebly money plays a lot into who he listens to most.

      Politicians on the other hand are given the unenviable job of solving various government crises with the tools at their disposal. They can solve financial problems by cutting or taxing. If they choose to cut, they must select something to cut, and face public wrath. If they choose to tax they must face the wrath only of the public affected. So this relatively creative guy (ignorant perhaps) decided he's going to tax "LANs". How many people have LANs? Few individuals. Those individuals use them at work probably, but hey, that's someone elses pocket. So now he fixes a financial snafu AND pleases a local telco. The public won't argue, he probably gets some in pocket, this is a winner, right?

      I love how impassioned politicians get during their campaigns about ideals and visions. Democrats and Republicans argue about the most inane things and come off sounding as if they are opposite poles of the universe. Whoever gets elected usually pulls one or two publicity stunts to show the world how he follows his ideal and spends most of his time with it. Simultaneously the ideal falls by the wayside on every other issue in the interests of time, image and greed. I'm not saying I believe they're all evil like satan, but most of their actions can be understood.

      Somehow it's up to us to fix this, but how....

    6. Re:Fark says it best... by saden1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here's the taxes for my current cell phone bill:

      TAXES, SURCHARGES AND REGULATORY FEES
      -----------------
      Description Amount
      FEDERAL TAX = $2.13
      STATE TAX = $6.22
      CITY TAX = $3.75
      911 SURCHARGE = $0.50
      STATE ENHANCED 911 = $0.20
      UNIVERSAL CONNECTIVITY CHARGE = $1.37
      TOTAL TAXES, SURCHARGES & REGULATORY FEES = $14.17

      I can understand the 911 charges and they seem reasonable but it seems that everyone wants their cut. The city, state, and the feds want to take me to the bank.

      My cable bill shouldn't look like this.

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    7. Re:Fark says it best... by mini+me · · Score: 3, Insightful

      the only reason marijuana isn't legal today is that people make too much money on maintaining the status quo.

      Interesting, since in Ontario it was decriminilized so more money could be made. Before you'd have to pay to house someone in jail, now they just have to collect the fine.

      If it were legal, it could be taxed like alcohol and cigarettes, so again that would be a bonus for the government. Now companies that make synthetic alternatives stand to lose something, but hemp (it lacks THC) is already legal in many places.

      So who exactly profits from marijuana being illegal? No one the government would care about.

    8. Re:Fark says it best... by dasunt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry for the OT post, but I wish to `correct' the previous poster's comment:

      From US history, it seems that the campaign against marijuana was not due to economic reasons (nobody important was making or losing large amount of money with it) but due to the perception that marijuana was associated with a specific racial group (African Americans) and that it had a tendency to drive people to commit violent crimes.

      So, blame lack of knowledge and racism for the ban against marijuana, not dark economic conspiracies.

      ( Incidentally, I believe I remember reading about how marijuana was legal during prohibition, oddly enough. )

    9. Re:Fark says it best... by dryeo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry for the OT post, but I wish to `correct' the previous poster's comment: From US history, it seems that the campaign against marijuana was not due to economic reasons (nobody important was making or losing large amount of money with it) but due to the perception that marijuana was associated with a specific racial group (African Americans) and that it had a tendency to drive people to commit violent crimes. So, blame lack of knowledge and racism for the ban against marijuana, not dark economic conspiracies. ( Incidentally, I believe I remember reading about how marijuana was legal during prohibition, oddly enough. )
      Actually after prohibition there was a lot of G-Men unemployed who needed a new vice to attack.
      Also hemp was being used in new industrial processes eg hemp paper which threatened a certain newspaper tycoon who had invested in cheap (wood) pulp paper.

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    10. Re:Fark says it best... by stewwy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Interestingly marijuana was banned not because it was/is a drug, but because it comes from hemp, which was a competitor of cotton, so even then you can see buisness controlled the law!

    11. Re:Fark says it best... by ratamacue · · Score: 2, Insightful

      More generally, it's an opportunity to make government bigger. This is the lawmaker's primary objective: to increase the value of their business (government) through increased spending and/or powers over the people. Logically, those who seek positions of power are not those who want to leave others alone and live in peace. These are the people who wish to control others through force, and if possible, profit off this "business model".

      Since government doesn't generate it's own revenue through voluntary trade but simply takes it from the people who do, the concept of loss (and investment for that matter) is virtually non-existent. Even a total failure of government (drug prohibition to cite an obvious example) increases the "value" of the business at large. The people lose, but government still wins.

      With that, it's no coincidence that government has a general tendency to expand it's powers (and cost) over time. How many hundreds of times more expensive and more powerful is the US government today than it was 200 years ago?

    12. Re:Fark says it best... by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Care to quote book, chapter and verse where that's mentioned?

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  2. Maybe I have missed somthing... by EpsCylonB · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe I have missed somthing but...

    Why ?

    1. Re:Maybe I have missed somthing... by canajin56 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Because it wasn't taxed yet

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    2. Re:Maybe I have missed somthing... by TamMan2000 · · Score: 2, Informative
      I think the real qustion is .. how?

      from the article...

      Computer networks would be taxed at that percent on either annual lease payments or depreciation.


      Although I don't approve, it looks like they are trying to go after methods that businesses use to avoid other taxes. The fact that they would even think about resorting to this is evidence of how fubar our tax codes are (particularly wrt business)...
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    3. Re:Maybe I have missed somthing... by DAldredge · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Because it is easier than cutting spending.

    4. Re:Maybe I have missed somthing... by bigfatlamer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No, they're not monitoring traffic. They're planning to tax lease payments (assuming you lease your network equipment) or depreciation costs (assuming you purchase it and deduct the depreciation costs from your taxes).

      The reason that you don't understand it is because it's fucking insane. I'm all for taxing businesses, the wealthy, etc. for their fair share but this is ridiculous on so many levels.

      If this tax is to be fair, then they have to tax any other business leases (e.g. equipment) and depreciation on any other business assets at the same rate (assuming this isn't already done, which I doubt). If they propose this "tax parity," the shit will hit the fan in FL and this tax will disappear.

      What will probably happen however is that they'll put it up to a vote and a bunch of ancient Palm Beach County residents will fuck up the butterfly ballot and the tax will pass.

      Now that I've said all of that, if the proceeds from this tax were used to set up low cost (~$20/mo or less) statewide broadband access (available to individuals and businesses), regardless of location then perhaps this would be a good thing. More thank likely though the money's just going to go to that other Bush's campaign war chest.

      BFL

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    5. Re:Maybe I have missed somthing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Because we need to build multi-billion dollar missile defense systems that don't even work to protect us from terrorists who don't even own sophisticated missile systems. It's all very logical, really.

    6. Re:Maybe I have missed somthing... by jc42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because it wasn't taxed yet

      Where do you live?

      Around here, when we were first permitted to get to the Internet via a phone line, there was already a tax on every phone bill. Then the cable folks supplied Internet service, and part of every cable bill is a tax. I've bought a few wires (thin ethernet first, then the hub that the vendors have forced on us for the last few years, all to connect a few home computers, and part of every purchase is a tax.

      We need electricity to run our computers, and part of every electric bill is - you guessed it - a tax.

      So what they're talking about is a special, higher tax for those of us on the Net. Every little bit of the net has been taxed right from the start; they just want networks taxed even higher than any other sort of comm or power equipment.

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    7. Re:Maybe I have missed somthing... by L0neW0lf · · Score: 5, Funny

      Because senior citizens rarely use LANs, so the AARP and won't bitch about it much. ;) Don't you know ANYTHING about how Florida works?

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    8. Re:Maybe I have missed somthing... by Dorothy+86 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "That clanging you hear is the machine working," he says.

      ahh yes, the machine with the wrench is clanging nicely today...

    9. Re:Maybe I have missed somthing... by TotallyUseless · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Even worse, this has nothing to do with being on the 'net, as in internet. From what I can tell, even if your network isn't connected to the internet, you are still liable for the LAN tax. I fail to understand what it is that they even think they are trying to tax. This is one of the most outgrageous tax plans I've ever heard of. It's reasoning for existence doesn't even have a basis in reality. How can they tax you for sending packets internally? The whole thing sounds like it was cooked up by one of those people that doesnt even know what a network, much less the internet is.

      'Oh, so they have the internet on computers now do they?'

      I think that quote about sums up this plan.

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    10. Re:Maybe I have missed somthing... by HiThere · · Score: 4, Funny

      Annual lease payments? Huh? On a LAN? Not on a computer, where I can see an annual lease payment, but on a LAN?

      They appear to not know what they're talking about... "OK everyone, the tax assessor's coming. Unplug your computers, and we'll power down and disconnect the routers." You may think that's silly, but if you do that, there is no LAN. If you want to tax something, tax the hardware or the software...O, wait, they already do.

      But what is this "LAN" that you're leasing?

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    11. Re:Maybe I have missed somthing... by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're right, of course. A tax on internal LAN traffic is quite sufficient to cover Florida's missile defense budget.

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    12. Re:Maybe I have missed somthing... by jc42 · · Score: 3, Informative

      To put it in perspective, we might note that there is a long history of this sort of tax on personal things that don't affect others. The general term is "luxury tax".

      Some of these taxes have been rather extreme. In several histories, I've read the claim that the biggest documented improvement in human health was in the UK early in the 1800's, when Parliament repealed the luxury tax on soap. Just think about that one for a moment ...

      "Those people are all so smelly; I don't know how they stand it."

      A special tax just for the privelege of having your two computers talk to each other is small stuff in comparison.

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    13. Re:Maybe I have missed somthing... by Radish03 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A tax on purchasing soap is totally different than a tax a LAN. You do not purchase a LAN. A tax on a LAN would be more comparable to taxing someone for putting their soap in a soap dish instead of letting it sit around on the side of the tub.

  3. Oh yes, politicians understand technology... by draziw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's why the DMCA, TCPA, copyright/trademark law, wiretap laws, etc. work perfectly. At least in this case, there is no chance at all that this proposed tax will actually happen. Next they will try to tax people who _think_ about buying something on the net, or ponder putting gas in their cars. Frigging idiots.

    (Idiotic laws/implementation is part of why SCO is trying to pull off crazy moves)

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  4. Which state? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the state that brought you the 2000 presidential election debacle

    Would that be Texas?

    1. Re:Which state? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't blame us, we tried to keep him home.

    2. Re:Which state? by istartedi · · Score: 2

      Texas? Maybe. Tennessee? Or Arkansas? I mean... if you couldn't campaign effectively on Clinton's economic coat tails, do you really deserve to win? Then again, when your economic coat tails are really just there because of legacies from previous admins (tax climate and internet boom fueled by DEFENSE research spending which is the one form of government spending that Democrats don't like), who's to blame? When your predecessor encourages a weak foreign policy and you get slimed by his corruption (cough..Chinese missiles...Loral Systems...cough...impoverished monks who donate millions...Cough!) Who's fault is that?

      Pity. If Gore had remained a senator, not been part of Clinton's corrupt administration, and somehow won the presidency, I think the interplay of his obsessive environmentalism against Congressional lobbyists would have made for some interesting and productive compromises. Not that I would have voted for him, but I wouldn't have been nearly as pissed off about Gore being there as some Democrats are about GWB being there.

      At least all the Northerners can still be smug. All the players in the controversy are Southerners!

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  5. Who the hell is going to enforce this? by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are they going to audit anyone with a computer and an email address?

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    1. Re:Who the hell is going to enforce this? by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh yeah... and what is the policy on parallel computing? Are they cconsidered a network or just a single computer?

      God, this is going to get confusing fast.

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    2. Re:Who the hell is going to enforce this? by canajin56 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The tax will be applied to sales of network cables, routers, network cards, etc. They will no more audit you for having a network than they currently enforce alcohol taxes by auditing you for what you drank last night.

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  6. Jeb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    What else can you expect from the state that elected a guy named "Jeb".

    1. Re:Jeb by tcopeland · · Score: 2, Insightful

      More than I'd expect from a post by someone named "Anonymous".

    2. Re:Jeb by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 4, Funny
      " What else can you expect from the state that elected a guy named "Jeb".

      Come and listen to a story about a guv named Jeb
      A rich southernor, barely got his bro Prez,
      Then one day he was lookin' for more dough,
      And got the idea he could tax the LANs too.

      Data that is, ethernet, Texas bits.

      Well the first thing you know ol' Jeb's still a millionaire,
      Kinfolk said Jeb give some cash from there
      Said Floridee is the place for dough and fun
      So they loaded up the vaults and moved to Washington.

      DC, that is.
      Greedy pols, movie stars.

  7. LANing under the table by DigiShaman · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you dont pay the taxes, then you will be violating the DMCA. It's really that simple I would think.

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  8. Great! by malibucreek · · Score: 4, Funny
    Well, if it's nine percent of my incoming spam that they want... the state can have it.

    Heck, take 100 percent. Anything I can do to help.

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    1. Re:Great! by Angst+Badger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, if it's nine percent of my incoming spam that they want... the state can have it.

      It would be so nice if people would read the actual article. (Yes, I realize the above was a joke.) Here's the vital line:

      Computer networks would be taxed at that percent on either annual lease payments or depreciation.

      What they're talking about, in nine cases out of ten, would be taxing equipment depreciation. (I assume that they're referring to dedicated WAN lines when they talk about annual lease payments, since I don't know anyone who leases LANs.)

      What's really boneheaded about this is that LANs are so cheap, even for relatively large LANs, that equipment expenses are more likely to be written off as capital expense rather than being depreciated over time. Even then -- since annual depreciation is usually defined by tax codes -- most LANs would last well beyond their depreciation period, resulting in an exemption from further taxation.

      What'll be interesting to see is how they define what a LAN actually is. Hubs, routers, switches, and spools of CAT-5 or coax, sure, but will they be including NICs -- which are arguably part of the PC rather than the network proper -- or network operating systems?

      The worst part is that this won't be a good source of revenue, but will impose considerable expense on businesses to comply with the reporting requirements.

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    2. Re:Great! by leviramsey · · Score: 2, Informative

      Because of the tax benefits, most business equipment is leased. By LAN, they probably mean all LAN-related equipment.

    3. Re:Great! by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Funny

      What'll be interesting to see is how they define what a LAN actually is. Hubs, routers, switches, and spools of CAT-5 or coax, sure, but will they be including NICs -- which are arguably part of the PC rather than the network proper -- or network operating systems?


      I don't know about you, but by sheer coincidence I just converted my whole LAN to a WAN! Too bad for the tax man.

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  9. About that rate. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    > Exactly what they will be taxing isn't clear, since the tax amounts to 9% of... something.

    Clearly, they'll charge you 94,371.84 bytes per megabyte.

    Presumably you can pay by simply sending them a big e-message.

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  10. My question is by reboot246 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    9% of what? Two computers in an office times 9% doesn't make any sense. Typical legislators - educated way beyond their intelligence.

  11. Tax on purchase? by syates21 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It sounds like a crappy idea any way you slice it, but from reading the article it looks like they are talking about taxing the purchase of the LAN equipment, rather than taxing/metering of usage itself.

    What I don't understand is why this would be treated differently than buying desktop organizers or office chairs.

    Morons.

    1. Re:Tax on purchase? by syates21 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Hmm, after a little further digging, it looks like rule the are referring to governs taxes on operating costs, not purchase.

      There's a nice blurb at DSLReports about it.

  12. Maybe I'm missing something, but by ded_guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How can they legally tax something that's wholly owned and operated internally by an organization?

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    1. Re:Maybe I'm missing something, but by WCMI92 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Realy though, it sounds like a cash grab. Government sees money, so it always wants to get a slice of the pie. You will see this more and more in an effort to pay for the over-inflated security budgets of states due to terrorism."

      And the overinflated "social" spending budget. That 40 years after it's inception leaves us with the same poverty rate we had when it started.

      I'm all for taxation and government... To take the MINIMAL amount it needs to provide the MINIMUM amount of oversight needed to enforce laws and keep civil order.

      It seems to me that taxes have ALREADY BEEN PAID on LAN equipment (income and sales). Why should stuff used on PRIVATE PROPERTY be taxed on use, when the government has no role or expense in it's creation or operation?

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    2. Re:Maybe I'm missing something, but by ziriyab · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How about property taxes? Wholly owning and operating your car doesn't stop the gov't from taxing it :)

  13. Looking for feedback by SnowWolf2003 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "We're hoping we get a lot of attention paid to this and understand what impact would it have," he says.

    I am thinking that they will have trouble finding any positive responses.

  14. what they are taxing... by ih8apple · · Score: 5, Informative

    according to this article: "Computer networks would be taxed at that percent on either annual lease payments or depreciation."

  15. Nobody Expects... by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Lanquisition!

    NOBODY expects the LANquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the IRS.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

  16. Misses the point of communications taxes... by MadCow42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The original intent of most communications taxes was to subsidize the government's cost for the publically provided communications infrastructure... if the gov't is going to be supplying me with a free GigaBit ethernet LAN, then sure, they can tax it's use.

    Get with the program people... sounds as wacky as Seattle's proposed tax on espresso!

    MadCow.

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  17. Taxing LANs? by tgraupmann · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How could they possibly tax a LAN? First of all a LAN isn't connected to the internet by itself. Second, firewalls protect the visibility of the LAN. Third, where is the profit. Technically a LAN could be a $2 cross over cable. I have to think maybe someone non-technical came up with this. Perhaps they meant taxing commerical networks or ISPs. But then again, Florida can't even count to ten. Must be in the genes.

  18. Don't fret, folks. by Dirtside · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is all just an attempt to take back the coveted title of The Doofus State from California. We reacquired it thanks to our upcoming election. (If Schwarzenegger wins, it's Total Recall, I suppose.)

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  19. Taxman by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 4, Funny
    Let me tell you how it will be, here's one for you nineteen for me, 'cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman.

    Should 95% appear to small, be thankful I don't take it all, 'cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman.

    If you drive your car, I'll tax the street, if you take a walk, I'll tax your feet, if you get too cold, I'll tax the heat, if you take the bus, I'll tax your seat, TAXMAN!!!

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  20. Recount! by SuperBanana · · Score: 5, Funny
    Exactly what they will be taxing isn't clear, since the tax amounts to 9% of... something

    If it's by the byte, for heavily black/jewish democratic networks 1MB= 1024kB. On republican networks 1MB will = 1000kB.

    Oh...and will they count hanging patch cords? What about ones that are plugged in, but haven't fully clicked into the port, and fall out during counting?

    God help Florida users if the government learns of half versus full duplex...

  21. Maybe this will involve RIAA-style math by JessLeah · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, if the RIAA can discover "virtual" CD burners in raids, maybe they'll tax "virtual ISPs", or "server potential" which would be the result of some weird formula involving CPU types and speeds, RAM complements, etc...

    I can see the headlines now. "Joseph McMurphy has been artrested in Altamonte Springs, Florida, for allegedly possessing the equivalent of 6 Internet servers without paying network wiring taxes. This amount, roughly equivalent to 60 small Web sites or 600 personal sites......."

  22. Good luck by shogarth · · Score: 5, Interesting
    So you get a bunch of legistators in a room and they decide to implement a tax based on lease payments or depreciation. Good luck to them.

    There are some amazingly difficult terminology problems for them to define:
    • For calculating depreciation, what is the lifespan of the cable plant? Does fiber have a longer lifespan than copper? If so, how much longer?
    • Is the labor cost of installing the cable plant taxed or just the materials?
    • What is the lifespan of a switch/router? How about a VPN server? A NAT box? A firewall?
    • Are servers included as part of the LAN? If so, how do you differentiate between a "server" and a "desktop?"
    • If you are leasing, do you get taxed on the service/support component or just the equipment costs?
    • Since vendors don't report these sales to the municipality, how in the Hell are they going to enforce this?
  23. Next: a tax on taxes by MikeCapone · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm impressed.

    1. Re:Next: a tax on taxes by superyooser · · Score: 2, Funny
      Patent the tax.

      Every time the government taxes someone, they have to pay royalties to you.

    2. Re:Next: a tax on taxes by mesach · · Score: 2, Funny

      Which in turn you would have to pay taxes on.

      But wait couldn't you just claim that since they would be owing you money that you paid, you shouldnt need to pay it and instead keep the interest for yourself.

      hmmm
      2. ???
      3. PROFIT!

      somehow theres a money makin scheme in there

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  24. Will taxing the electrical wires within your... by DrinkDr.Pepper · · Score: 4, Interesting

    home be next?

    Well lets see, I pay tax on my telephone bills, on my power bill, on my gas bill. I pay it on any wires I buy to install in my house and I pay tax on my house itself. What isn't taxed within my house?

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  25. Fantastic idea by kstumpf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What a great way to encourage businesses to setup shop in your state! I'm sure companies will flock to Florida now.

  26. I'd send them a check... by KillerHamster · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...right after I finish writing one for SCO.

  27. National Athem, Rev2 by switcha · · Score: 3, Funny
    Now they will have to edit out that part about "LAN of the free, and home of the brave".

    Wha'?! It's what?

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  28. What they'll tax... by sterno · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, as it turns out, because of some voting confusion, for every LAN installation, you'll be expected to pay approximately 9% of Pat Buchanan to the state of Florida. Pat Buchanan could not be reached for comment.

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  29. A Floridian speaks by Glamdrlng · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've pretty much grown use to shite like this from our legislature. When they're not too busy cutting money from education or giving HMO's a get-out-of-lawsuit-free card, they occasionally manage to do something I find surprising and refreshing, but no less assinine.

    I think this law is fine, but I say reverse it: instead of levying a tax on private companies for their LANs, how about they levy a tax on themselves for every piece of copper and fiber in the state, county, and city government networks. Then they should take that money and invest it in supporting the bits of Florida's economy that aren't tourism or hospitality, and see how that works out.

    Fucktards.

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  30. "That clanging you hear ..." by Sebby · · Score: 3, Funny
    "That clanging you hear is the machine working," he says.

    Funny, I could swear it was businesses moving to other states...

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  31. Here's a good reason WHY this is being attempted. by SilentMajority · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Here's why you'll start seeing more crazy-sounding initiatives like this "lan tax":

    1. Outsourcing jobs overseas = massive amounts of lost taxes for USA. Since IT jobs were hit the hardest and California was the hottest IT area, it doesn't take a genius to figure out one substantial reason why they're in a budget crisis (which is a taste of things to come for our federal budget).

    2. Huge tax cuts without requirements on how it should be spent = lost tax revenues that might not be spent at all or spent in ways that improve the economy. This is kinda like giving a total stranger $100K and expecting him to spend it in ways that help you while not giving him any expectations on how to spend it (i.e. he can spend it all on building offshore infrastructure to move even more US jobs overseas!).

    3. Our president's failure to build consensus in the UN to attack Iraq and then being exposed for making false justification statements means that other countries are less willing to send their young soldiers to die in Iraq. This means more of OUR taxes going to pay for this ongoing fiasco which will likely INCREASE the odds of future terrorist attacks & boycotts against US-made products.

    4. and so on including our mounting budget deficit which is like running up a huge credit card bill with mounting interest that YOU and I must pay later with...you guessed it--more freaking taxes than EVER given the aging demographics of babyboomers and their impact on social security, medicare and reduced collection of income taxes from them as they retire.

    NOTE: $100K is roughly how much VP. Cheney will save in taxes in one year due to the Bush tax cuts. Since that money has to come from somewhere, many of our brave soldiers sacrificing their lives in Iraq will receive PAY CUTS of around $200/month.

    Don't be surprised if you find important services like public schools and homeland security facing massive budget cuts in the future--it doesn't HAVE to happen but I don't see a way out if we continue managing our government in the most idiotic way I've seen in decades.

    I feel sorry for the poor soul who'll get elected as our president next because he's gonna have an almost impossible task on his hands (he'll need to take massive and very unpopular action to fix this mess being created by the current politicians).

  32. Actually . . . by CVaneg · · Score: 2, Funny
    Looking at a rundown of the tax that AFI, the lobby group mentioned in the article, has posted on their website

    The tax would be payable on the actual cost of operating and maintaining the system, which DOR defines as including the following:
    . . .
    Taxes, licensing, and franchising costs

    It would in fact appear that at least part of this tax is derived from the amount you pay in taxes.

    Of course I always thought it worked the other way around, with the goverment taxing you on a service based on how much it cost them to run it, but this way is so much more cost effective, with the government not actually having to provide a service before taking your money.

    1. Re:Actually . . . by hamsterboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Interestingly enough, Oregon is actually using this idea. Salem recently introduced a new "sur-tax," which adds between 1 and 9 percent on top of whatever tax you're already paying. So you pay a tax for the privilege of paying taxes.

      I'd run for state legislature myself, but (a)I'm not old enough, and (b)I'm not stupid enough to get elected.

      Hamster

    2. Re:Actually . . . by Roblimo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Florida has no state income tax, and doesn't charge sales tax on services...

      - Robin

  33. Probably just a typo by isomeme · · Score: 3, Funny

    They meant to enact a new property tax, i.e., a tax on land, but somebody dropped the 'd'.

    Of course, another sense of property taxation would be pretty hard on enterprise Java developers.

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  34. Ok Florida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    you can pass the crack pipe back to SCO now.

  35. What constitutes a LAN? And how would this work? by AntiOrganic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What constitutes a LAN that they are trying to tax? If I have a Bluetooth-enabled cell phone that communicates with my computer, is there a tax on that too? If they tax 802.11b/g, how about 2.4 GHz cordless phones operating on the same band? My computer gets its IP address via DHCP from my cable modem. Is this a local area network?

    Furthermore, how would this work in practice? Would you have auditing commissions travelling from house to house inspecting crawlspaces for 3Com switches? Would you have to have a license to own networking equipment, like a TV license in the UK? What would the penalty be for operating a LAN without a license? They justify this as "taxing other forms of communication." Are they going to charge a 9% tax on children's walkie-talkies too? How about taxing the morons with their Nextel 2-way radios in a movie theater? Maybe that wouldn't be so terrible.

    Unless the exact devices to be taxed are made insidiously clear, this could be a great way to ensure that arbitrary people are taxed on arbitrary things. Democrats especially.

  36. Greedy government. by WCMI92 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You know, why doesn't government ever get labeled as "big" or "greedy" as profiteering corps do, when government is the BIGGEST corporation of them all, and the ONLY one (well, the RIAA is close now) that has the power to use guns to enforce it's will...

    Everyone who has two PC's sharing internet from a router has a LAN and would be subject to tax.

    Taxation that would be COMPLETELY unjustifiable. How can PRIVATE infrastructure that government has no role in creating or maintaining be justifiably taxed?! That I've ALREADY paid tax on, for the income that BOUGHT the equipment, and then on the router, NICs, switch and cabling when I purchased them?

    If this flies, don't think that other tax-hungry states, like WV or KY (where I work and live) won't follow suit. At home here, I have a LAN infrastructure that rivals most small businesses... It seems unfair to tax me because of my expertise in creating it!

    So, what will happen? Government revenue agents busting down doors looking for CAT 5 cable and 802.11 antennas?

    But then, don't sucessful people have broadband and home LANs? Taxation is all about punishing (discouraging) success to feed failure, I guess.

    Now the geeks have been targeted.

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    1. Re:Greedy government. by WCMI92 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "You live a sheltered life, doncha? There are quite a lot of people who think the government is big and greedy. They're called Republicans."

      You really think that?

      I've not seen one Republican placed in power (not since Reagan anyway) who even gave LIP SERVICE to ROLLING BACK government in size and power.

      When all's said and done, the Democrats will grow government in size and power 10% per year. Republicans 7%. Whoop de doo!

      Only ONE party has a platform based on rolling back government to it's LEGAL level (ie: Constitution, getting rid of ALL functions and powers not expressely granted or amended into the Constitution), and that's the Libertarians.

      A tiny minority party, sadly. But the only one that resembles what the Founders believed in.

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  37. It's been taxed several times. by The+Monster · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Because it wasn't taxed yet
    Huh? I must have missed something. You mean they don't collect sales tax on hubs, switches, routers, Cat 5 cable & sundries? You mean that the people who install that stuff don't pay income tax? Where the WAN is traversing copper owned by the telcos, is it exempt from the special taxes they're already paying?

    This reminds me of the bizarre logic that was used by advocates of the 'Intangibles' tax we collect here in KS. They said that if you invested your money in farm land

    Gotta include the farmers if you want something passed in the Land of Ahs
    you'd pay property taxes on it, but if you just put it in the bank and 'clipped coupons'
    That's populist code for the idle rich, who don't do 'honest work', which is apparently defined as something that gets you smelling like the cattle that outnumber the humans in this state, never you mind that without investors, there aren't any new jobs created for people to honestly, or even 'dishonestly' work (by using their brains instead of their muscles)
    you don't pay them, so it's only fair to tax intangibles too.

    This reasoning completely ignores the fact that the capital that your investment goes to is already subject to property tax, and taxing intanbibles qua intangibles is double taxation, just as taxing computer networks is as well.

    Before anyone clicks on the Reply to This link to pipe up that it's double taxation on the telcos too... yes, it is. It's an extra tax they pay in exchange for having a government-mandated monopoly. They pass that tax along to their captive customer base, which is oblivious to the fact that businesses don't pay taxes, they collect them.

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    1. Re:It's been taxed several times. by The+Briguy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is why I'm against sales taxes, because you end up being taxed for earning the money AND spending it. In fact, if I were in charge I would consolodate all taxes into the income / payroll tax (in a progressive way, of course)

    2. Re:It's been taxed several times. by zenyu · · Score: 2

      Before anyone clicks on the Reply to This link to pipe up that it's double taxation on the telcos too... yes, it is. It's an extra tax they pay in exchange for having a government-mandated monopoly. They pass that tax along to their captive customer base, which is oblivious to the fact that businesses don't pay taxes, they collect them.

      It's worse than that, they are allowed to bill you $5 for XYZ tax when they are only paying a 5 cent tax to some government, which in part gets spent on telco services from the telco anyway, and then the telco pockets the other $4.95... The local telco "taxes" are absolutely insane, I don't think we really want to bring that system to any other part of the economy.

      Communications taxes never made sense anyway...

    3. Re:It's been taxed several times. by evilWurst · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's really three taxes - federal income tax, state income tax, state sales tax, which is the only reason why it works at all. The feds get all their budget from income tax, and the states get it from both sides of local commerce.

      So why is it fair for states to still doubletax? It's because they have no power to tax commerce outside their jurisdiction. So they tax ANY income earned in their jurisdiction (including that of "people who live in another state but work here") and ANY sales in their jurisdiction (including "people who live elsewhere but went shopping here"). Income/sales tax rates self-balance and you can't avoid paying state taxes by being clever and living (and shopping) in a no-sales-tax state and working in the neighboring no-income-tax state, which if done en-masse would cripple the budgets of both states. In theory the sum of the two taxes equals a fair amount, no matter what state you work in and what state you shop in.

      Consolidating ALL taxes won't work. You'd have to basically eliminate the states entirely by passing an amendment to the constitution stripping the states of the right to collect taxes. Only reps/senators from the top 10 most populous states would support that - hence it is impossible for that amendment to pass in Congress (2/3 vote) or state convention (3/4 vote). Even if it did pass, would YOU trust the feds to collect the taxes fairly and then fairly distribute some of the haul back to the states?

  38. Re:Here's a good reason WHY this is being attempte by s20451 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Huge tax cuts without requirements on how it should be spent = lost tax revenues that might not be spent at all or spent in ways that improve the economy. This is kinda like giving a total stranger $100K and expecting him to spend it in ways that help you while not giving him any expectations on how to spend it

    Good point. The only solution is a 100 per cent flat tax rate. Clearly, the only organization that can spend money wisely is the government.

    While we're at it, if we can't trust the people to spend money wisely, why can we trust them to pick the government? We should also close the "voting loophole".

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  39. What about Disney? by BenZoate · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Has anyone thought about how much this will cost Disney? They _may_ have the largest network in Florida. They also bring in quite a bit of money in to the state (tourist trap). Given the fact that Disney generally grabs every penny it can, I am thinking they will use the fact that Disney world is the biggest money maker for the state and say to the government, "No."

    Never thought I would be rooting for Disney, but in this case I am. I would say there is nothing to fear. But that is just my view, which I am told is usually out of sync with the real world.

  40. Re:Here's a good reason WHY this is being attempte by Darby · · Score: 2, Funny

    I feel sorry for the poor soul who'll get elected as our president next because he's gonna have an almost impossible task on his hands (he'll need to take massive and very unpopular action to fix this mess being created by the current politicians).

    Well, he could always try being honest, put Shrub in prison for treason and bill Asshat for all the money he spent covering up a statue since he has the maturity of a thirteen year old. That should help his popularity enormously.

  41. It's not a sales tax - it's an asset tax by FastDownload · · Score: 2, Informative

    Read the article. It says that the tax will apply to the lease payments (if the system is not owned) or the depreciation amount.

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  42. WLAN by IdleLay · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm going to use WLAN from now on... reduce the amount of cabling required and the tax.

  43. I guess they have... by Rams�s+Morales · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...too many tech. companies in Florida, so many that they want to prevent new companies to bring their business to the state.

    Great idea.

  44. Many regulations solve real problems by coyote-san · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Don't be so quick to dismiss all regulations as unnecessary interference. Some are nothing but lobbyists freezing out the competition, but others addressed real problems.

    The bottom line is if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck and is being baked with an orange glaze and served to hungry diners, it's a duck. Paypal is a bank and the sooner it is treated as one the better off everyone will be -- too many people have been burned by arbitrary and opaque dispute resolution policies. VoIP that replaces conventional phone service *is* phone service and the users need to have the same protections (e.g., against unauthorized wiretaps, arbitrary charge dispute resolutions, etc.) as regular phone service users, etc.

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    1. Re:Many regulations solve real problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      against unauthorized wiretaps

      I didn't think there was any such thing any more. }:)

  45. Re:Here's a good reason WHY this is being attempte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1. This has been happening for YEARS in every other segment of the economy? Why should IT jobs be the one to not go next? Once saw a sign at a buffet 'do not let your eyes be bigger than your stomach' California did JUST that.

    2. Thank you for saying the goverment can spend *MY* money better than me. Its *MY* money that goes for those taxes. It never was the goverments in the first place. *I* am the one that earned it NOT them. I know dozens of people that used that money for exactly what it was put forth for, their children. They bought them new computers, cloths, and other things. All because they got 600 bucks they spent 1500 bucks. Oh yes that SLOWED the economy way down didnt it. Belive it or not the stock market is not the only indicator of what its like. 98-99 were a economic anomoly. The market is snapping back to where it should be. It is almost there if not already. Before the '.com bubble' unenployment was at 5-6%, and that was under your beloved clinton. He set in motion some of the largest company catastrophies EVER. By letting the SEC just ignor out and out fraud.

    3. We set into motion that fiasco. We should end it. Show some responsiblity. All because we wanted some missle bases in Iran. When Iran went, Iraq helped us out. When we should have told them to get bent.

    4. Do you know ANYTHING about economics? Did you know that money is actually keeping our economy afloat? Its called macro economics buddy. It helps smooth out the rough spots in the economy. When times are good we pay down. When times are bad we borrow money. If they had not borrowed that money what do you think this recession would have been really like? It would have been huge. There is only one way to get a balanced budget. That is to write your senator and tell him so. Everyone do it right now, it is a good thing to have.

    Note: 500-1000 dollars for a 4 person family is HUGE. It means the dfference between buying new cloths or just using the wornout ones from last year.

    Massive cuts are the ONLY way to balance the budget. The goverment grows at 4% instead of 8% and they call it a budget cut. That is double talk. Do not let them fool you into thinking they are the only ones that can help you. When was the last time you REALLY got help from the goverment? Those 'social' programs are a sham. They are so full of bored people that could care less, and full of such accounting fraud it would make enron look like econ 101. I see a VERY different goverment than you. They need less money. But he with the printers can make more...

    See the real problem? You want to give them more money. If they do not get it they will make it up. They will do it the whole time saying its 'for the children'. Meanwhile they are PISSING money away.

  46. GEORGE W. BUSH IS NOT A TEXAN! by mr.henry · · Score: 2

    He was born in New Haven, Connecticut.

    I need to turn this into a bumpersticker.

    1. Re:GEORGE W. BUSH IS NOT A TEXAN! by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm kind of surprised that the Texas constitution doesn't proscribe foreigners like Bush from being governor.

  47. Re:Here's a good reason WHY this is being attempte by Mad+Man · · Score: 4, Informative
    re: Here's a good reason WHY this is being attempted.


    Here's why you'll start seeing more crazy-sounding initiatives like this "lan tax":

    Didn't Vice President Gore support a telecommunications tax? And didn't several states want to tax internet commerce during the dot-com boom of the late 1990s?

    This is kinda like giving a total stranger $100K and expecting him to spend it in ways that help you while not giving him any expectations on how to spend it

    So taking less money from taxpayers is the same as giving it to strangers? Funny -- I thought paying taxes was more like giving money to strangers.

    many of our brave soldiers sacrificing their lives in Iraq will receive PAY CUTS of around $200/month.

    After the Wall Street Journal cited a story about the $200 pay cut, printed this clarification:

    Not So Foolish
    We heard from numerous servicemen, ex-servicemen and relatives of servicemen who took issue with the articles we cited in our item yesterday on pay and benefits for the troops on duty in Iraq and Afghanistan. Capt. Jamie Flanders of the Air Force writes:

    Neither the Pentagon nor Congress has any plans of removing the family-separation allowance or the hostile fire/imminent danger pay from all of our deployed troops.

    I am currently deployed to Uzbekistan in support of Operation Enduring Freedom. As a captain (O-3) and a deployed member, I am entitled to the following benefits in addition to my regular pay:

    * $3.50 per diem (to cover miscellaneous expenses, soap, snacks, etc). $3.50 per day for one 30-day month comes to $105. This is the least amount given to every deployed military member and may be increased based on the cost of living in the deployed area.

    * Hostile fire/imminent danger pay. Currently set at $150 a month for members deployed in support of Operations Enduring Freedom and Operation Iraqi Freedom. The Pentagon is reviewing whether or not those areas that are no longer considered dangerous deserve this specific pay. This will not affect those members deployed to Iraq or Afghanistan.

    * Family separation allowance. Currently set at $250 per month. This pay is given to any military member who is away from his family for at least 30 days. Congress increased the amount to $250 from $150 a month after Sept. 2001 and reviews it each fiscal year to determine whether to should drop it back to $150.

    * Tax-free status. Given to every military member deployed to a combat/imminent danger zone. And this amount is not prorated. If I deploy on June 30, my pay for the entire month of June is tax free. If I go home on July 1, all of July is tax-free as well. This is given to the military member by not withholding FICA from his monthly paycheck--and that month is not considered part of total taxable income on the W-2. As a captain with 10 years of total military service, my monthly pay increased approximately by $600.

    So for my deployment to Uzbekistan, I receive additional benefits totaling $1,105 a month. In the worst-case scenario, the Pentagon is considering for my area to remove hostile fire pay and reduce family separation back to $150. Based on that, my total benefits would drop to $855.

    Many readers also pointed out that in addition to the $6,000 death benefit for families of servicemen killed in action, the Department of Veterans Affairs also offers low-cost Servicemembers' Group Life Insurance, which pays even if a soldier or veteran dies while not on duty.


    Note the "tax free status," which is like giving money to a rich stranger.

    Don't be surprised if you find import

  48. Let Me Explain Something About Florida by Greyfox · · Score: 4, Informative
    Florida doesn't have an income tax, so they're always scrounging around for someone they can screw out of some money. Case in point: their illegal vehicular "impact fee" that they had in place a few years back. When you moved into the state, they'd ding you for $600 to register your car the first year. Subsequently ruled an illegal tax by some federal court or other.

    Now it's IT Company story time! Everyone gather 'round! Ready? Once upon a time, a huge IT company by the name of IBM opened an office in Boca Raton, Florida. The ever-money hungry Floridian politicians, sensing a windfall, quickly went to work to enact legislation allowing the state of Florida to tax IBM's entire profits because they had a presense in Florida. IBM said "Screw you guys, we're going North!" The legislation was quickly dropped after that, but IBM held a grudge after that and eventually closed the IBM Boca plant (Which was by far the most beautiful one I've worked at to date) in the mid 90's, costing thousands of jobs in the Boca Raton area. The moral of this story is that you can try to fix something after you've broken it, but it probably won't do much good in the long run.

    Oh yeah and a while back they also played the most self-rightious and annoying commercial about how if you went out of state and bought something, you owed Florida sales tax on it. So I'd like to send mad propz out to the penis of the country.

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  49. Shop across the state line by chiph · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If I lived in Florida, not only would I stop buying my network hardware locally, I'd stop buying a lot of other computer-related stuff locally too. After all, if I'm already driving to Georgia for a NIC, why not buy the motherboard and all other bits & pieces that make up a PC while I'm there?

    Chip H.

  50. When did that happen? by The+Tyro · · Score: 2, Informative

    When did they give HMO's a get-out-of-lawsuit free card? If you're referring to the most-recent legislation, that was about giving Florida doctors some relief (I should know, I am an ER doc in Florida). They actually capped my liability, which is a welcome relief... ER docs get sued often, and I can't remember the last time one of my colleagues or friends got involved in an ER case that had real merit. I'm sorry to say, but most malpractice lawsuits are for stuff that's clearly objectively reasonable care, which is probably why doctors prevail in almost 90% of those cases. Those numbers should tell you something...

    HMOs, however, have had protection from lawsuits for years... it's a federal law called ERISA, and it prevents pension plans, etc from being emptied by lawsuits. Since Health Insurance is considered an employee benefit (like a pension), it creates a very effective shield against litigation.

    Were you referring to some other legislation that I'm unaware of?

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  51. That would reinvent bracket creep. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't be surprised if we see:

    - a MIPS tax, socking it to the rich suckers who can afford that top-of-the-line processor (sort of a PC SUV tax)


    That would reinvent Bracket creep:

    Remember that the progressive income tax was pushed through on the "soak the rich" principle.

    At first there was a floor below which you didn't pay, so only the rich pay any income tax. Then brackets were invented, so only the rich would pay killer rates but the Fed would tax the middle class a little bit, too.

    But then the government started running the printing presses to pay for its programs by inflating the currency. And gradually a dollar would buy progressively less. But there were progressively more of 'em circulating. So you got a "raise" that put you back where you were, with more dollars but about the same purchasing power.

    Except it wasn't, really. Because the tax brackets were denominated in dollars, with no index to inflation. So middle income, and then lower income, and pretty soon just about any above-the-poverty-line income was pushed into those "soak the rich" tax brackets.

    Oops!

    Your (tongue-in-cheek) proposal would do the same, thanks to Moore's Law inflation of CPU speed. (Run the same apps on a newer machine and the processor just spins more in the idle loop - but you pay for that spin.)

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  52. So... by El · · Score: 3, Funny

    what's the annual depreciation on two cans with a string tied between? Wouldn't we have a lot better laws if there was some "enforcibility" criteria they had to meet before they were passed?

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  53. Communication Taxes by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hey, maybe it's just me, but it doesn't seem like a country concerned about abridging freedom of speech should be imposing taxes on communication mechanisms. I mean, if the government were providing a service for the tax like delivering a letter for postage or improving the state's public network infrastructure, then maybe I could see it. But, I find it unAmerican (in the old sense, not the new one) to force an individual to pay a fee to an essentially irrelevant (as in unrelated to the communication at hand) governing body in order to send a message. I mean it's called freedom of speech right?

  54. I live in Orlando, and I'm totally stumped by sootman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So let's RTFA and see if we can figure this out, OK?

    "Most of Florida communications case law stems from the rotary dial era," saith the article. OK, so to my layman's brain, that sounds like "Our case law is old, so we need to do some crazy think to generate more court activity so we can update our case law." Kind of like "throw some shit at the wall and hope some sticks." Am I on the right track here?

    "'The standard response is on the border between surprise and outrage,' says Arthur Simon, senior vice president of big-business lobby Associated Industries of Florida."

    Aha, big business is against higher taxes. (Makes sense.) Finafuckingly, our Disney lobbyists will do something worthwhile by figting this. I'll bet the Mouse has a pretty big fscking LAN. Remember, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

    "'What did surprise the business community was the extent and reach of the rule,' says the lobbyist."

    In 2003, a LAN tax is akin to a breathing tax. Like they said in the article, "Practically any office with two computers will have a local area network."

    Oh well. I'll have to see how this one goes. As long as we don't have to vote on it, I think we'll come through OK. :-)

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  55. take the red pill by theCat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To the extent that every single physical and energetic part of a network is taxed from the start, from the wire to the hubs and routers and even to the energy that powers it up and modulates across the wires and chips, you have to realize that what they are proposing now is a tax on the flow of information.

    What else are they talking about? Clearly they are not talking about taxing the flow of electric current, otherwise they would tax your extension cord by length for every year you have it hanging in the garage. But you take that same copper wire in a different form factor and with a certain number of twists per foot, those same electrons modulated in a particular way, and now you have something new you can tax. That is a very interesting transition.

    There is a peculiar kind of mind at work here. It's almost exactly the same mind working in the shadowy deeps at SCO, and in Redmond, and in government agencies across the country. It is a business mind only superficially. More specifically, it is the mind bent on control.

    I am not a revolutionary. I probably should be and when I was younger I might have been but these days I don't have time for it. But I can sense when someone is making a move on me and the things I hold to be important, and this is one of those times. The hair on the back of my neck starts to rise and I stop configuring the firewall and I sit back and I think.

    We are in for a rough ride, I'm afraid. The authorities have arrived. Between the RIAA and the FBI and the bean counters and Microsoft it is getting uncomfortable to be where we are, doing what we are doing, in the way we are doing it and have done it for decades. We are not domesticated enough, not cowed. They cannot control this, any of it, and it worries them endlessly. There is no business model for cattle that won't stay in their pen. But there are plenty of professionals who can round up your cattle for you, for a fee. And then to the factory.

    Do the cows in the feedlot know where they are headed? They have had an easy life, haven't they. Grown fat and complacent. Did the jump-over-the-fence thing once, got hit with a prod, gave it up after that. The grass wasn't really all that much better on the other side anyway. Do the cattle ever stop to wonder about that day? And about the fence? About why it was so important to stay behind the fence?

    Here we are grazing the tall green grass, belly deep and well pleased, and the herders have noticed we're out. Feel the first shock of the prod...hear the order to move out...what are you going to do... ...damned firewall. What is wrong with this VPN? Tunnel interfaces are all screwed up. I'm too tired to figure this out. 14 fscking hours and no VPN and no time to think. I don't know what to do. Someone, tell me what to do.

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  56. chartered accountancy by Fishstick · · Score: 3, Funny

    tax on "thingy":

    Politician: Gentlemen, our MP saw the PM this AM and the PM wants more LSD from the PIB by tomorrow AM or PM at the latest. I told the PM's PPS that AM was NBG so tomorrow PM it is for the PM it is zero. Give us a fag or I'll go spare. Now- the fiscal deficit with regard to the monetary balance, the current financial year excluding invisible exports, but adjusted of course for seasonal variations and the incremental statistics of the fiscal and revenue arrangements for the forthcoming annual budgetary period terminating in April.

    First Official: I think he's talking about taxation.

    Politician: Bravo, Madge. Well done. Taxation is indeed the very hub of my gist. Gentlemen, we have to find something new to tax.

    Second Official: I understood that.

    Third Official: If I might put my head on the chopping block so you can kick it around a bit, sir...

    Politician: Yes?

    Third Official: Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed, except one.

    Politician: What do you mean?

    Third Official: Well, er, smoking's been taxed, drinking's been taxed but not ... thingy.

    Politician: Good Lord, you're not suggesting we should tax... thingy?

    First Official: Poo poo's?

    Third Official: No.

    First Official: Thank God for that. Excuse me for a moment. (leaves)

    Third Official: No, no, no - thingy.

    Second Official: Number ones?

    Third Official: No, thingy.

    Politician: Thingy!

    Second Official: Ah, thingy. Well it'll certainly make chartered accountancy a much more interesting job.

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  57. What they are wanting to tax by Bryan+Bytehead · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you RTFA, the article states what they are taxing in exactly one sentence. On the second page of the article. Clear as mud eh?

    They are taxing the lease cost or the depreciation that the company writes off.

    There may be additional local taxes as well.

    I was wondering what the hell I was going to be taxed on my home LAN if this got passed, and since I neither lease the equipment, nor write off depreciation, I wouldn't be paying the tax. Let me run it as a home office though, and I guess I don't get to depreciate my router and Ethernet cards if I want to without paying a tax.

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  58. ** R * T * F * A ** by MegaFur · · Score: 2, Informative

    (apology in advance: sorry for sounding ranty)

    If you actually read the article, it seems fairly clear this tax would be aimed at business LANs, not home LANs. The Orlando Business Journal's target audience is business people not nerds. In Florida, they have a "communications tax" on business communications. There's a "proposed rule [that] pushes the definition of communications systems to include local area networks, or LANs, as well as wide area networks, or WANs, which connect computers across distances." Now it doesn't seem so bizarre does it? Or at least--it seems only as bizarre as the "communications tax" does.

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  59. Just a 21st Century Window Tax by FearUncertaintyDoubt · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This is pretty much like the "window tax" which both France and England instituted in the 17-18th centuries, which hit people pretty hard, and they would do things such as brick up their windows to avoid paying the tax. England also had a "hearth tax" for a while. Why? Because people needed hearths and windows.

    Personally, I think taxation should be directly related to the public cost for the item or activity. For instance, having a home means that you make police, fire, schools, prisons, water service, etc. necessary. So tax a home based upon the costs incurred to support these things. Tax a vehicle based on the costs needed to maintain the roads -- i.e., wear and tear on the roads. Tax pollution and garbage.

    The things that seem the most unjust are the taxes which are completely disconnected from the use of the tax money. A tax on LANs is ridiculous because there is no reason to think that it costs the state any money for you to have one -- the public incurs no costs to support your LAN. In addition, LANs are things that are needed by people and businesses. So, like windows and hearths, it seems even worse that the state is collecting taxes on them because they know people cannot live without them. It makes you feel very powerless at the hands of the state.

  60. Re:You must have missed something... by symbolic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's an opportunity to make money.

    An opportunity to make money arrised when you provide something of value in exchange for monetary remuneration. Government isn't about making money...it's about taking money. I make it, they take it. Simple.

    So, what do I get in return that's of any value? Quite simply, one could argue that the streets, police, schools, national defense (minus Ashcroft, Poindexter & Co.) etc. comprise value that I receive for my tax money. But the natural tendency is to take more and more without providing an equivalent return in value, and that's exactly what's happening here. If the citizens in Florida are smart, they'll put an end to this faster than a politician can say "Cat 5", much less figure out what it means.

  61. This is closing a loop hole by jfmiller · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is a tax on the depriceated value of the network. If you are not a buisness no tax because you can't clame deprieciated losses. This is to fix a company that writes off $1,000,000 in network equitment depriciation every year and therefore doesn't pay taxes.

    This BTW is the is one of the reasons M$ didn't pay ANY fedral taxes last year

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  62. Smoking pots gives me ideas... by gd23ka · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Not really. It's more the alcoholic beverages industry as well as pharma and medical that want marijuana outlawed because it could potentially really cut into their profits. I myself have no desire to drink when I've smoked pot. In addition to that long time consumption of pot does not have by a long shot the same kind of serious health risks that alcohol consumption has. And what's even better... smoking pot gives me ideas... something the government and the moralists absolutely hate. The only thing I can think of in reply to your post is maybe they don't want healthy blacks with fresh new ideas.

  63. Texas Constitution by anomaly · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm not constitutional scholar, but with my vast experience (5 minutes with Google's help) it looks like you just have to be 30 and have lived there for 5 years

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