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Is it Just Me, Or Is Our Mainframe Missing?

xnuandax writes "Here's a salient lesson for those system security personnel who spend their time fretting over the theoretical crack-ability of their 1024 bit encryption keys. Australian Customs have recently suffered a rather unfortunate set back in their "War Against Terror" with the admission that two of their secure mainframe servers have been wheeled out of the building by persons unknown. I'll bet my $2 that the root password on those boxes was 'trustno1'."

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  1. This is what happens ... by B3ryllium · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... when you don't do retinal scans on pizza delivery people.

    1. Re:This is what happens ... by phagstrom · · Score: 2, Funny

      don't you mean:

      "That's what happens when you forget to tip the pizza delivery people".

      Don't underestimate the "disgruntledness" of pizza deliverly people. They will Take Over The World!

    2. Re:This is what happens ... by JWSmythe · · Score: 4, Informative

      US Federal law says that staff who earn part of their wages from tips must be paid at least $2.13/hr.

      Many restraunts do that. You work, you get $2.25/hr (or whatever the boss is nice enough to pay you). So in most places, the staff are very dependant on your tips.

      I tip 20%, and then adjust by service. If the service seriously sucked ass, you may get nothing. If you were really good, you may get 20% rounded up to the nearest $10. ($85 dollar meal would get a $20 tip). Knowing most people are complete idiots who don't tip for good service, it's worth it for me for two reasons. 1) they deserve decent pay if they did a good job. 2) I expect good service next time I come in, and will probably get it. Usually if I tip well and come back another day, I get better than average service. Places I go regularly, I don't have to ask for my drink, they'll have it ready by the time I'm seated.

      But, tipping doesn't excuse impoliteness. Well, you probably wouldn't get a tip if you're looking at all your customers saying "What kind of idiot....", but the polite waiter gets pleases and thank you's, and a good tip.

      But in some parts of the world, this isn't expected or acceptable. I gave a taxi driver in Europe a $10 tip for getting me from point A to point B in no time. He was polite, held the door for me, yada, yada, yada. He was completely flabergasted that I gave him anything extra.

      In New York, I gave a taxi driver $20 for getting me from Times Square to the WTC in less than 5 minutes. Of course, stop lights and lane markings are frequently meaningless, so that helped accomplish the time. :) It saved my ass though, I had to be in like 3 places at once, and got everything accomplished on a very short timetable.

      In some US cities, you may be lucky the car doesn't hit you driving away if you don't tip.

      Flight attendants don't take tips, and get offended when you offer one. I haven't quite figured that one out yet. If I buy a beer from a fight attendant, they are the bartender, and the bartender always get tipped.

      So, maybe in the UK you don't take tips, fine. In some countries it's most of the money that they make. In some jobs it's the majority of their paycheck.

      I don't tip because I have extra money. I tip because I've worked just about every shit job there is at some point in time, and can completely relate to them having to deal with asshole customers every day who think that $2.25/hr actually pays the rent in most metro areas.

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    3. Re:This is what happens ... by digitalunity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The only reason why waiters are an angry bunch is because they're such losers.

      Slow down there, you just insulted several million americans. Did you know that in some states in the US like Florida and Ohio, federal minimum wage doesn't apply? They are paid just over $2 per hour. If they weren't tipped, they would walk home with almost nothing.

      They're just doing their job, I guess you don't tip Taxi cab drivers either? The gratuity is for going above and beyond doing their job. I could just bring a person a drink and their food and probably get by with saying 20 words or less. Isn't it nice to go out to a restaurant and get nice service, someone who will help guide you through the menu while being friendly and courteous? Most people around here seem to agree with me, as 9 out of 10 people tip 10% or more on the price of their meal.

      Maybe you just don't understand the value of appreciation.

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    4. Re:This is what happens ... by TGK · · Score: 4, Informative

      My experiances traveling in Toyko paralell this. I've worked as a waiter in the United States and am quite familiar with the $2.13 per hour rule. Tips are a vital part of the salary. Tipping in those situations is not only appropriate but expected. Fundamentaly, waiters can't make a living at their jobs without it.

      In Japan, however, things are a little different. Japanese custom considers a gift of money to a stranger (so basicly tipping) to be the rough equivilent of giving money to a begger on the street. Thus the waiter who accepts a tip is implicitly stating that he does not make enough/have enough to support himself and his family. (The Japanese are very focused on the implicit meanings of things) This is an afront to dignity, pride, and honor. Tipping in Japan is not only unexpected, it's RUDE.

      I honestly didn't belive the tour book when I read this. However a very polite and kind waitress in a sushi bar explained this to me while I was reeling from the 16 hours of jet lag.

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    5. Re:This is what happens ... by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "I could just bring a person a drink and their food and probably get by with saying 20 words or less."

      That'd suit me just fine. I worked as a waiter all through university, and made GREAT tips - but I never expected to get one, and never treated a customer any differently whether they tipped me or not. On second thoughts - we had a compulsory service charge for parties of 8 or more, but they were pretty rare, and a LOT of extra work. A waiter's job is to be a waiter, if they don't like their terms and conditions of employment it's their problem - get another job. If the minimum wage is too low, raise the minimum, the whole tipping culture is fucked up and thrives on people over tipping and tips not being taxed as income properly. It's probably one of the starkest differences between American and European ideas of capitalism.

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    6. Re:This is what happens ... by Dudio · · Score: 3, Informative

      You work, you get $2.25/hr (or whatever the boss is nice enough to pay you). So in most places, the staff are very dependant on your tips.

      Also, don't forget that minimum tax withholding for waiters in the US is calculated on base salary plus a percentage of the waiter's gross sales (used to be 8%; not sure what it is now). This makes that $2.25 even smaller; when I waited tables, 2 weeks of full-time work would net me a $20-$30 paycheck. It also means that if you fail to tip your waiter you're actually costing him money because he's paying tax on income he never receives.

    7. Re:This is what happens ... by cicho · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As one who lives in Central Europe (funny how we used to be called Eastern Europe, then were somehow moved westward!), I wish this would stop. It's not tipping, it's plain corruption. Physicians at all levels expect bribes, they actually come up to you and demand money explicitly - try not to pay when the guy is taking care of your wife who's about to give birth. (Didn't happen to me; did happen to someone in the family.)

      But it sure as hell isn't a tradition or custom to be respected, it's a corrupt practice and people should rot in jail for it. DON'T bribe doctors if you can get away with it, it only encourages this. Or pay the bribe if the bastard demands one, then IMMEDIATELY report him to the cops. Here in Poland at least, there's a new law that says if you do this, they bust his ass and you're clean.

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    8. Re:This is what happens ... by mfrank · · Score: 2

      Not only is the $2 an hour almost nothing, but the IRS assumes that they get 8% tip, and the place is supposed to keep track of how much food/beverage each waiter sells. So usually almost all of that pay goes to tax.

      Stiffing a waiter actually *costs* him money; about 2 or 3 percent of your bill will be withheld out of his paycheck as income tax. So if you *are* going to be an a-hole, at least pay with a credit card so they can prove to the man that they didn't get a tip.

    9. Re:This is what happens ... by mfrank · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As far as flight attendants are concerned, their main role is to assist in emergencies. They do the food and beverage thing on the side. That's why they get insulted if you tip them, and it's also why they would rather you call them flight attendants instead of stewardesses (or stewards).

    10. Re:This is what happens ... by linzeal · · Score: 2, Interesting
      We tip afterwards and it is a show of respect for the person not the other person attempting to extract anything out of you. Service jobs suck and they are the only thing I tip for.

      I also tip at fast food places, I get a 7-layer burrito and a bean burrito every night and I tip 1 dollar which brings it to $3.56. The only taco bell within 20 miles ( I live in the middle of no where) is notorious for firing people before they are supposed to get raises, accusing men randomly of sexual harrasement so they can hire cute girls when college gets back in town, and other nefarious business practices. I have talked to people there on multiple occasions about starting a union to no avail, hard to convince 19-21 year old girls of anything of substance.

    11. Re:This is what happens ... by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Many restraunts do that. You work, you get $2.25/hr (or whatever the boss is nice enough to pay you). So in most places, the staff are very dependant on your tips."

      I've never been able to resolve this for one second with the notion of a Federal Minimum Wage.
      Period. It's been explained to me, and I understand the economics, but I can't deal with it. Either there is a Federal Minimum Wage or there isn't.

      Because restaurant people don't have to be paid the same minimum as any other labor, I am forced to conclude that "there isn't".

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  2. I bet I know where those machines are... by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 5, Funny

    *starts looking for cheap parts on ebay*

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    1. Re:I bet I know where those machines are... by gregfortune · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As the article states, they were likely after information, not hardware. It's likely that hardware will be destroyed after the info is sucked off of it.

    2. Re:I bet I know where those machines are... by Shimari · · Score: 2, Funny

      NO NO NO NO NO !!!

      Don't bother checking on Ebay, or even the recycle bin. It is the dream of EVERY programmer to have an IBM mainframe in the living room at home. Doesn't matter what software does or doesn't run on it. This is the ultimate conversation piece.

      Just like it was from the IS department where they stole it. Obviously.

    3. Re:I bet I know where those machines are... by linzeal · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Your site if from 1999 ?

      Ok steps to getting out of your parents house

      1. Tell them that you want to move out, ask for no money at this time.
      2. Fill out your FAFSA, and apply for a college in your area.
      3. Go to said college once excepted, tell them you are interested in Federal Work Study and anything else they have. If you work for most colleges, tuition and sometimes limited housing for TA's is free. (BTW, I am a TA telling you this.)
      4. You do not need a car!!! A car will bankrupt you as a first time independent student if you are just starting out. So learn to use the Bus, subway, and cute girls for rides. You would be surprised at how easy it is to ask for a ride from a girl compared to a date, and with colleges being designated promiscous zones how often you will end up at least being allowed to make a pass at one of them. You will still be expected to initiate verbiage just read the subtle clues like pulling up of shirt to show belly, mindlessly touching her hips, etc.
      5. Once you get your financial aid pay for 3-4 months of rent!! Do not fuck up man, your parents are not piggy banks.

      6. Get a real job like taco bell if you have to. Pride = Broke ass motherfucker | Humility = Above poverty-line minimium wage warrior

  3. Mainframe repairmen! by tekrat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Isn't that how they always did it on Josie and the Pussycats cartoon? They'd dress up as "computer repairmen" and then wheel the computer out the door, which would then infuriate the bad guy and they'd have the chase scene set to a song.

    I kept saying that's how I'd get my SGI Onyx that way, but it never seemed to work out. Anybody that steals a mainframe is either looking to part it out and sell it on Ebay, or they are going to melt it down for the valuable metals.

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    1. Re:Mainframe repairmen! by gregfortune · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Read the article. It states that the theives were likely after information instead of hardware. The value of the hardware is nothing compared to the information that *might* be on the servers.

    2. Re:Mainframe repairmen! by Large+Green+Mallard · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have an SGI Onyx in a cupboard at work, turned off and doing nothing.

      No you can't have it, I thought I'd just taunt you tho :)

    3. Re:Mainframe repairmen! by 1u3hr · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Read the article. It states that the theives were likely after information instead of hardware.

      The article "states" that, but how does anyone know? The thieves didn't give any interviews.

  4. Physical security by HermanAB · · Score: 5, Interesting

    is more important than anything else. Some years ago, people stole from Harrods in london, by simply taking a whole cash register, while disguised as maintenance men.

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    Oh well, what the hell...
  5. PC by Timesprout · · Score: 5, Funny

    The men, described as being of Pakistani-Indian-Arabic appearance

    Thats PC for terrorist isnt it ?

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    1. Re:PC by Edgewize · · Score: 4, Funny

      The men, described as being of Pakistani-Indian-Arabic appearance

      Thats PC for terrorist isnt it?


      That's not PC at all! It's like describing someone as Scandinavian-Russian-French.

      "All you fsckers look the same to me!"

    2. Re:PC by hype7 · · Score: 4, Funny
      "All you fsckers look the same to me!"


      Ha ha! After reading the description of "pakistani/indian/arab", I'm betting that the person whose job it was to look after these things didn't see anybody at all.

      Tell an Australian that a person from any one of these three sub-cultures stole something, they'll instantly believe you.

      -- james
    3. Re:PC by clambake · · Score: 2, Funny

      The men, described as being of Pakistani-Indian-Arabic appearance

      No no no! It's not like that at all... These men CLEARLY came from a mixed Pakistani, Indian and Arabic heratiage (20%/15%/65%, respectivly). What else are people who majored in Physical Anthropology in Austrailia going to do if they aren't going to schlep it as security guards? They have to make a living somehow, as there are only so many days that you can eat spit-roasted kangaroo in a row before you need a decent chicken wing or two...

    4. Re:PC by Brad+Mace · · Score: 5, Funny
      A Pakistani, an Indian, and an Arab walk into a server room...

      I forget the rest, but the Australian government ends up looking like a bunch of tools

    5. Re:PC by Trejkaz · · Score: 3, Funny

      You'd convince more Australians if they were Lebamese, but then with thinking a bit harder you'd realise that a mainframe can't be used to soup up any sort of car, and thus it couldn't be a Leb who did it.

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    6. Re:PC by ozbird · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thats PC for terrorist isnt it ?

      It's a slightly more PC version of the previously used description "of Middle Eastern appearance", which non-Middle Eastern people found offensive, especially those born in Australia. A more accurate description would be "two smug looking guys, each with a server on a trolley."

  6. security? by chuckfucter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    yeah, that's unfortunate, but i'm sure that the fault lies with their security gaurd not the admin's

    1. Re:security? by Detritus · · Score: 2, Informative
      Blaming the guy at the bottom of the totem pole is the easy way out. What sort of guards did they hire? Minimum wage rent-a-cops? Were they properly trained and supervised, given clear orders, have the backing of management?

      At most places, security is an underfunded joke. The only serious security that I have seen is at some military installations, where sensitive areas have MPs with weapons, who actually look at IDs and access lists, and have clear orders to shoot any idiot who tries to breeze through the entrance, even if it's the commanding general.

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  7. Those pesky Pakistani-Indian-Arabians! by balthan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let this be a lesson...

    When you're caught being grossly negligent and incompetant, blame terrorists.

    1. Re:Those pesky Pakistani-Indian-Arabians! by rudabager · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Terrorists are like Jewish people in Nazi Germany in these days (dont mean to offend the Jewish). If you screw up just blame it on them. Ill bet it was just some punk kids and the security guy is just too affraid to admit it.

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    2. Re:Those pesky Pakistani-Indian-Arabians! by MoonFog · · Score: 5, Funny

      Obligatory Simpson quote :
      "If something goes wrong, blame the guy who doesn't speak English"

  8. simple security procedures by erfmuffin · · Score: 5, Insightful
    .. bah.. bloody idiots. And I bet these are the same people that call me up and expect me to tell them their passwords over the phone and then get pissed off because I want their details..

    Simple security procedures.

    Didn't anyone learn anything from losers like Kevin Mitnick?

    1. Re:simple security procedures by 1lus10n · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Didn't anyone learn anything from losers like Kevin Mitnick?

      Nope. if they did social engineering wouldnt be as easy as it is, and believe me it is EASY. i work for an outsourcing company (3000 employees, dual OC 192 connections, and two brand new V880's) and they dont employ ONE security person, they have no security policy. and we are doing work for some of the top companies in the telecom/datacom industry. amusing from my perspective anyway.

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    2. Re:simple security procedures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Didn't anyone learn anything from losers like Kevin Mitnick?


      Oh, I think the thieves mentioned in the article did.

    3. Re:simple security procedures by jcr · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If I call up my IT help department to reset a password, they check 1) what extension I'm calling from, 2) they ask for my employee ID number, and 3) they CHECK whether they match up!

      After that, they will reset a password for me, which I am *required* to change upon my next log in.

      If I'm not calling from my own extension (which requires physical access to my office), they won't reset anything until one of their people meets me and confirms my identity.

      It always amazes me when I hear how sloppy some places are.

      -jcr

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    4. Re:simple security procedures by AlecC · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Long ago, I worked on a military project. One of the people in the same office was an army officer. He had a picture of himself in the full uniform of his rank - in the KGB. He had the uniform made up, and a pass - right colour, right photo, but otherwise entirely in Russian. He walked right into a highly securre area and went, in full KGB uniform, to tell the Head of Security what he thought of the security precautions.

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  9. My IT team did that once. by paganizer · · Score: 5, Informative

    My last contract at a bank we did that; I won't mention the city, but the bank owned the buildings all around it and used them for storage. We had a bunch of contractors coming in for a workstation rollout, and the first day on the job I had them wander around the building, without ID of any kind, and just grab random computers and haul them across the street, using whatever explanation for it they felt like.

    it was the NEXT DAY before any inquiries came in.

    Oh, they also used the signs on the buildings you could see through the windows as admin passwords.

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    1. Re:My IT team did that once. by Jawn98685 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, they also used the signs on the buildings you could see through the windows as admin passwords.

      Oh, great! Thanks a pant-load there, Chet. You gave away my secret to unforgettable passwords. Now I'm gonna have to go and change my admin passwords back to my dog's birthday or something.

  10. Its not just what was taken... by PerryMason · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The big question has to be; what have they left behind? The guys who knicked the servers were floating around the Customs building for the better part of 5 hours. I'd bet a penny to a pound that they left backdoors open to get back in when they feel like it.

    From my perspective as a former sysadmin/security guy, how could someone not notice that 2 main fileservers were suddenly offline? Alarm bells should have been ringing the second they came offline. Where's the monitoring? I suppose at the very least that its a kick in the ass to anyone who thinks that physical security and good procedures are any less important than firewalls and network intrusion detection.

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    1. Re:Its not just what was taken... by sk0pe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Perhaps they weren't "main fileservers". Taken from the Sydney Morning Herald:

      [The representative] said the stolen servers did not contain sensitive information.

      "They did not contain any personal, business-related or security information, and they are not servers that are used to communicate with law enforcement or security agencies," [she] said.


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    2. Re:Its not just what was taken... by PerryMason · · Score: 5, Interesting

      [The representative] said the stolen servers did not contain sensitive information.

      Because you'd expect them to say anything different? Hell, the theft took place on the 27th of last month and since then the very woman whose job it is to ensure physical security of the site has been involved in a Parliamentary review of National security. She managed to appear a few times and didn't mention the theft once.

      The short answer is that they'll tell you nothing if they think they can get away with it, then tell a lie when caught out telling nothing and then when caught lying, they'll claim they had to lie for the protection of "National Security".

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    3. Re:Its not just what was taken... by O2dude · · Score: 2, Interesting

      well wrt not noticing. Many major systems are off-line so often for 'maintenance' of crap software, that the fact that the file servers were offline would have been ignored by any number of brucies searing: 'sheila! the f*cking system is off-line again.'.

      Offline systems are very much the modern day version of 'crying wolf'.

      Besides, Austrailians should stick to cricket and leave computing to the WOGs.

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  11. Biggest security hole in any corporation... by silverhalide · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This just reminds us what the greatest risks are to any secure system: social engineering and inside men. If you look authoritative and dress up in a serviceman's outfit, very few people will question your actions. You can steal furniture, computers, machinery, tools, whatever by just looking important. By imporsonating a sysadmin on the phone, you can easily talk passwords out of gullible people. With a fake service order "signed" by the right people, the odds are endless.

    On the same note, people inside an organization are often responsible for hacks, stolen information, and other things since they have the keys already!

    It just goes to show the weakest portion of any system is the people.

    1. Re:Biggest security hole in any corporation... by cei · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Heh. I had friends who used to do A/V work at various hotel ballrooms for conventions and the like. Even when they weren't working, they could put on black t-shirts, throw a wrapped up extension cord over a shoulder, and waltz in through the service entrance, straight through the kitchen, and nab a LARGE drum of Hagen Daas from the freezer without breaking a problem.

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    2. Re:Biggest security hole in any corporation... by CGP314 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The fastest way to look like someone important: Carry a clipboard.

    3. Re:Biggest security hole in any corporation... by MikeFM · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I usda be a computer tech at a girls school (nice job for a geekboy if you can get it) and they not only gave many of their staff (myself included) a copy of the master key the very first day they began working there.. they also had spares that they'd just leave out for any repair people that came in to fix something. These keys would open anything on campus. Classrooms, server rooms, shower rooms, girls dorms, etc. I can't imagine being that trusting. If the wrong person got ahold of that key they could not only damage or steal property but could rape, kidnap, or kill students. Brilliant security.

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    4. Re:Biggest security hole in any corporation... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Funny

      A friend of mine used to get into amusement parks with his College ID, a labcoat, and a clipboard.

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  12. Yeah, typical by heironymouscoward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Like for ages IBM's mainframes has a standard privileged technician account with the password "musigate", very useful when some BOFH expired my accounts. Ooops, you mean it's still musigate now?

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    1. Re:Yeah, typical by sql*kitten · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Like for ages IBM's mainframes has a standard privileged technician account with the password "musigate", very useful when some BOFH expired my accounts. Ooops, you mean it's still musigate now?

      Oracle's default SYS password is change_on_install. You'd be surprised at how many people will type that every day, and not change it.

  13. Possible Scenario by cybermace5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sysadmin: "HA! I have patched all my software, yelled at all the users with weak passwords, locked down every possible port and continously monitor the allowed ones, and with this keystroke I will enable UNBREAKABLE encryption on every critical data file!"

    *slams hand down to hit Enter key*

    *hits bare desk*

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  14. Reminds me of the story by nagora · · Score: 5, Funny
    of the three guys that walked into a Belfast pub and stole the newly fitted carpet while the pub was open. They just said the wrong stuff had been delivered and apologised to the customers as they worked around them.

    TWW

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    1. Re:Reminds me of the story by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bit like the one about the guy in Dublin walked into a bar/offie just before Chrismas with two kids. Sits the kids at the bar, buy them coke and the prodeeds to order his christmas drinks list. He as asks the barman to keep an eye on his kids while he puts the two crates of spirits in the boot of his car. 5 min later the barman asks the kid where their dad is.

      "He's not our dad. He just asked us if we wanted to come in and have a coke"

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  15. Are your backups encrypted ? by OMG · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Hey, why all the hassle ?

    A good sysadmin has all important stuff backed up. And if you do it properly the backup is sent to a offsite location. Isn't it easier to steal those backup tapes or discs? If you are lucky the outsourced company doesn't even notice the theft or someone who does not want to loose his job does not tell anyone.

    So my question is: Do *you* encrypt your backups?

    1. Re:Are your backups encrypted ? by pHDNgell · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So my question is: Do *you* encrypt your backups?

      I run several GB of postgres dumps through GPG before they hit the disk every night. They are then shipped off with rsync. Anyone want to receive a copy of my sensitive databases periodically (just over 2GB nightly)? :)

      And no, I don't believe it's impossible to break GPG, but the goal was to be able to put them wherever I wanted them without worrying much about how they got there or whether they leaked.

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  16. No official BS by jsse · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Australian Customs Service has admitted the security blunder, but told customs officers in an email that no sensitive operational information was lost.

    As we can see it's a well-planned action, and there's almost no way to sell the two mainframe for good profit. The major cost center of a mainframe lies mainly in the operational and maintanence, which are not applicable to stolen hardware.

    Obviously, their target is the data within. If the authority do not start investigating what information the thieves are looking for and the possible use of the information within the stolen hw, the consequence might be very serious.

    No more official BS. Do something before too late.

    1. Re:No official BS by wagemonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful
      They weren't mainframes, they were servers.

      1) If it was a mainframe there'd be no point stealing the CPU, there's no hard drives in it, you need to take the DASD.
      2) If it was a mainframe CPU and/or DASD 2 guys couldn't hack it - you'd need a crane or possibly a forklift- if it's a small box. They are big+heavy.
      3) Of course the bigger mainframes are water cooled as so they'd need more time for the plumbing or someone would have noticed the leaks...

      The article says they were let into the mainframe room and put the computers on trolleys, then later they refer to "mainframe servers". It doesn't add up-what a surprise the reporting is vague.

      Still, in my opinion (fwiw) the most likely thing stolen is big HP/IBM/DELL servers. These are often put in mainframe rooms to take advantage of the (ha!) physical security, air-con and halon systems. You'd also be a lot more confident of being able to actually hack in to one of these, without the dedicated power supply and other costs you mentioned.

  17. they didn't need that server anyway by stray · · Score: 5, Interesting
    qouth the fa:


    Customs has been advised that the servers did not contain personal, business-related or national security information.


    So, the servers had neither personal nor business data on it. So what's left? The server must have been empty then, good riddance.
  18. Re:Australia by lucifer_666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the last 24 months:

    Afganistan: Australia's Special Air Service was there, saved a few yanks in a downed helicopter. The American soldiers seemed to thing these Aussies were all right.

    Iraq: Australia sent 3 boats and about 2000 special forces personell. Did a lot of (if not all of) the ground based reconisance, plus about half the search and rescue missions.

    East Timor: Liberated the poor little country from the Indonesians and wiped out the resistance. Free elections were held for the first time.

    Indonesia: Sent Federal Police over who "helped" with the investigation into the recent Bali Bombing.

    North Korea: We'll Be There!
    Iran: Be a walk in the park!
    Saudi Arabia: Hey, we all like cheap petrol!

    Plus there's the fact we're all reasonably well off here in Aus, excellent education and health systems, great democratic political system, fair moral sense.

    So you can see there's a few reasons the terrorists might not like us, although, if they do come here, we can easily melt their hearts with our koala bears, or melt their skin with our radiant sun :-)

  19. Covering their arses by Catharz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Community and Public Sector Union, which represents customs officers, has asked for guarantees that none of its members is at risk as a result of the theft.

    They've got to be kidding.

    IMHO there should be some investigation into this level of incompetence. Procedures should be in place and followed. If procedures were followed, the person responsible for security (and the procedures) should be put out on their arse with zero chance of another job in security. If procedures weren't followed, the staff that didn't follow them should get their arses kicked.

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    1. Re:Covering their arses by cyril3 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      It's worse than that. They want guarantees that their members are not at risk from terrorists.

      No one will lose their job. Bureaucrats are good at setting it up so that everyone is doing their job perfectly well and can only be complemented on their good work even though everything is fucked up beyond belief.

      How mwny american civil servants lost their jobs because of 9/11 (except the ones who actually tried to warn people). So why would a little mainframe theft lead to dismissal.

  20. Relax by Timesprout · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was the just RIAA removing a couple of infringing servers

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  21. Not Mainframes at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just so people dont think we are complete nutters down here....

    No mainframes were taken... they were two win32 computers taken from a semi secure? area.

    I'm a little happy that they didnt leave a bomb in place of the two bombs that they took.

    And a word of praise for the IT support staff. They had our systems back up in no time at all.

  22. How is this unusual? by bertok · · Score: 5, Informative
    I can relate to this with personal experience. One of my first IT contracting jobs was a two week Windows 2000 rollout at a 110 user company. My job was to pick up every desktop one by one, take it up to the IT cubicle, Ghost six of them at a time, then return the computers. I liased exlusively with the sole IT administrator there.

    It was only on the second last day that someone questioned my actions. Until then, nobody thought twice about an unfamiliar person sauntering up their desk, unplugging their desktop PC, and walking off. Because the old PCs were so dusty, I wasn't even wearing my normal business attire -- instead, I was wearing jeans and a t-shirt.

    This is by no means unusual. I've been to places where the IT employees did not know which servers do what, how many servers they actually have, or what the passwords are. In a place like that, a missing server may not be noticed for days!

    1. Re:How is this unusual? by 0123456 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      True, in a previous job the office was broken into at night and a few computers were stolen: took us about a week before we discovered that one of the obscure, rarely used Mac servers was among them.

    2. Re:How is this unusual? by MKalus · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This is by no means unusual. I've been to places where the IT employees did not know which servers do what, how many servers they actually have, or what the passwords are. In a place like that, a missing server may not be noticed for days!


      Oh,

      that sounds like a place I worked once. The DBA and I were joking that we could just roll out the main database server and put something cheap like a desktop PC in the backend, nobody would know, because besides him and me none knew what we were doing nor on what hardware.

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    3. Re:How is this unusual? by surprise_audit · · Score: 3, Funny
      I seem to remember a while back reading about some college (don't remember which one) where they couldn't find a server. The server was up and running, they just couldn't locate it... Turned out that part of the server room had been walled off, and the server was completely enclosed in a room with no doors or windows. Apparently the wall had been put up some 4 years previously and nobody had had to touch the server in that time.

      Not in quite the same league as walking out the building with a server, but it still took a special brand of stupidity to forget to put a door in the new wall... :)

    4. Re:How is this unusual? by tuffy · · Score: 2, Informative
      I seem to remember a while back reading about some college (don't remember which one) where they couldn't find a server. The server was up and running, they just couldn't locate it... Turned out that part of the server room had been walled off, and the server was completely enclosed in a room with no doors or windows. Apparently the wall had been put up some 4 years previously and nobody had had to touch the server in that time.

      This is probably the article you're thinking of. It was posted on Slashdot at the time, though navigating /.'s search feature is a bit painful so I haven't found the original article.

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    5. Re:How is this unusual? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Someone once told me a highly amusing story about serving on a new US naval ship of some sort, something large. They were building their own floor plan to see how the ship had changed from the blueprints they were provided and ended up finding a sizable room which had no entrances (nor, put another way, exits.) So they cut through a bulkhead (fun fun) and discovered a fully equipped machine shop.

      Screw a server, we're talking probably a quarter million dollars in equipment, given how the military does business.

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  23. They don't even know what was on these computers by Brad+Mace · · Score: 3, Funny
    Customs has been advised that the servers did not contain personal, business-related or national security information.

    Really? Then what the hell were they for?

    They say

    "They would have personal internal email accounts, probably the passwords for those accounts, and any information harboured within them.

    hmm. 'personal email' sounds like personal information, and probably business and security related too. But then say:

    The Australian Customs Service has admitted the security blunder, but told customs officers in an email that no sensitive operational information was lost.

    So I guess they're just using their mainframes to advertise penis enlargement pills

    "Customs officers use the accounts to communicate volumes of sensitive operational material and intelligence to each other, including information from other agencies such as AFP and ASIO. This would be at risk."

    I give up.

  24. Well even Microsoft... by insecuritiez · · Score: 2, Informative

    I hate to give MS any credit, but even they figured that one out. Check out their Ten Immutable Laws of Security. -- "Law #3: If a bad guy has unrestricted physical access to your computer, its not your computer anymore."

  25. Testra IT savings by mokeyboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now we know how Telstra will save all that money...

  26. It's been a while hasn't it? by Mulletproof · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine a beowolf cluster of-- FUCK, they're gone!!!!/I>

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  27. Re:Maybe they were just for decoration? by clambake · · Score: 4, Funny

    Customs has been advised that the servers did not contain personal, business-related or national security information.

    Okayy.... So just what was on them, then?


    They were completely empty. Completely. They never were used to and never inteded to be used, ever. Ever. Seriously. They were shut off since they were bought in 1982 and never, never, ever used for anything secret or anything. Especially not for anything secret at ALL... I SWEAR! This is a complete non-story, please stop asking about it. Nothing to see, nothing to write about, just normal EDS maintence contract gone wrong on some completely unused servers, pretty standard stuff. Here, look at the monkey.

  28. Re:Ack! by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

    "You just gave out my root password! "

    Liar. I've seen your password. It's eight asterisks.

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  29. Are you sure... by fwc · · Score: 4, Funny
    The tech guy didn't just replace them with one of IBM's linux servers?

    (Google for heist60.mpeg if above if slashdotted)

  30. Mainframes or file servers? by klevin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If, as described, they were actual mainframes, the Customs people's statement that no sensitive info was lost/stolen might not be too far from the truth. In servers & other high end systems, it's not uncommon for the hard drives in the computer to contain only the OS & applications. The data used/created by the applications would be on a RAID attached to the computer. If that was the setup of the systems, the only actual data would system passwords and possibly temp data currently in use at the time of shutdown.

    If, however, one or more of the systems was a RAID or some such data storage system, then the Custom's people are (as expected) lying through their teeth. The next question would be whether or not some form of encryption was in use (fs or application level).

  31. Check for neck-mounted bomb collars too... by dekashizl · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Do not forgot -- you now must check all pizza delivery people for neck-mounted bomb collars as well. The risk for data loss is more severe, for it generally cannot be recovered. ...
  32. Hey Look It Wasn't Stolen by pyrrho · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's just been replaced by this little linux server over here.

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  33. Don't let the truth get in the way of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OK to quote from the article:

    After supplying false names and signatures, they were given access to the top-security mainframe room. They knew the room's location and no directions were needed.

    Inside, they spent two hours disconnecting two computers, which they put on trolleys and wheeled out of the room, past the security desk, into the lift and out of the building.


    Nowhere does it say that two mainframe computers left the building, only that tey got access tothe mainframe room. All the mainframes I ever worked on had their own wheels they were so big.

    This is just typical lazy and/or sensational reporting by the original journalist.

    Someone should read these before they get posted here. The Story is about lax access for the computer room - not about mainframes being stolen.

  34. Maybe they were repossesed? by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Repo men can do amazing things. I worked once at a small Unix workstation company in the early 80's (Callan Data Systems, if anyone remembers them). We were having some financial trouble, and our blueprint machine was repossesed. That thing was huge...about the size of a small piano (acoustic, not digital).

    It was in a central room, which had one door and no windows. The door opened to a hallway. From that hallway, you could either go out past the receptionist, past one of the company founder's office, to get out the front door, or you could go the other way, past my office, and the offices of a couple other programmers.

    We noticed the machine missing at noon. It had last been used at 11am. Between that time, the receptionist had been on duty, the founder had been at work in his office with the door open, and four programmers had been at work with their doors open, facing the hallway.

    There had been the usual bathroom breaks, trips to the printer, and stuff like that, but still...it seems like it would require amazing timing to find an opportunity in there to sneak the thing out...and there was no vantage point outside the building from which one could see that the route would be clear.

    1. Re:Maybe they were repossesed? by aziraphale · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When you've eliminated the impossible, what remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. So...

      I'd say the repo guys had access to a fully functioning matter transporter.

  35. Heh... by BJH · · Score: 4, Funny

    This reminds me of a story...

    I live and work in a certain large Far Eastern city, which has quite a few major financial institutions.
    Several of these institutions use Sun hardware.
    One of these institutions found that on Monday morning, their production system didn't work.
    A bit more investigation found that the CPUs (8, IIRC) had all been removed. Apparently, someone walked in over the weekend and then walked out with several thousand dollars worth of UltraSPARC IIs under his arm.
    They made a bit of fuss about this, boosted their security, and bought a bunch of new CPUs.

    Then, a couple of months later, they found that their production system wasn't working on a Monday morning...

  36. This means that by poemofatic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    to access your data, I have to know your publicly available ID and I have to have access to the phone in your (unlocked) cubicle.

    How well does your company pay their cleaning/janitorial staff? Suppose a coworker went into your cubicle and called IT from your phone -- how would security find out who did it?

    I would assume that they would need to see your ID (as well as you) before resetting your password. If that is too burdensome, then have a system in which you contact your manager or HR. One of these can then log in through a secure connection and file a password reset request with your ID to the remote IT support site. The fact that they are logged in (with their password) at least ensures there is a starting point for an audit, and the odds of impersonation are less likely.

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    1. Re:This means that by Jerf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      to access your data, I have to know your publicly available ID and I have to have access to the phone in your (unlocked) cubicle. etc. etc. etc.

      He didn't claim his security was perfect. There's always a way around security; mere existance of a way around it does not automatically mean its worthless. It raises the bar, I'd bet money it provides a paper trail, and as long as the employee isn't on vacation, the employee will detect it when they try to login next and can't because the password changed. (Detection isn't instant but should average less then a day.)

      I post this because this is one of the common mistakes made in security, not doing a risk analysis and just assuming you need "more". I strongly suspect that unless the grandparent poster is working for the NSA, that they've successfully raised the bar past what anybody who cares can hurdle. Spending more on a more restrictive regime would just be a waste of money.

  37. crosshead screwdriver and a coil of cat5 by RMH101 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...you can get in *anywhere* with them if you frown hard enough

  38. The rubber hose method by Sindri · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of all the possible password attacks mentioned in my favourite cryptography book the rubber hose method is my favourite.

    The rubber hose method consists of kidnapping someone who knows the password and beating him with a rubber hose till he tells you the password.

    Guess this could be called the wheel out method.

  39. Three words by Erik+Hensema · · Score: 2, Funny

    Encrypted root filesystem.

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  40. This happened to a customer of ours. by shippo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    At a previous employer, one of our customers had their main Netware server stolen during the working day.

    Two men dressed as couriers wandered into the reception, said that had a faulty machine to pick up, were let into the machine room, and walked out with the 3000 file server.

    It took the network admin over an hour to realise that the server had been taken - they had even logged a fault call with us stating that users were having problems accessing their data.

  41. So a mainframe was stolen?? by BeemerBoy · · Score: 2, Informative

    If this really was a mainframe, then the thieves essentially just got the CPU and no sensitive data was taken. Unlike a Win32 machine, a mainframe does NOT have any data (beyond configuration information) stored inside the box. All data exists on external DASD or tape devices. Unless the thieves wheeled those out, too, they didn't get anything sensitive.

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  42. ROFL by Bruha · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Reminds me of that ATM machine that was stolen from Snow Hall on military base, they didnt find it for 2 years until a long dry spell let a pond get real low.

    For those that dont know Snow Hall is a tech training center and has 24 hour security and video cameras. The machine was quite large and bolted to the floor and since it was the day before payday it was full also. 250k was in it I believe.

    Only bank robbers I know of that got away with it AFAIK.

  43. Re:Missing Servers by rat7307 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Region 1 DVD's not allowed??

    Since when??

    Region Free DVD players are legal in Australia (Thank you Alan Fels!!)

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  44. Outsourcing and security by Badgerman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They presented themselves to the security desk as technicians sent by Electronic Data Systems, the outsourced customs computer services provider which regularly sends people to work on computers after normal office hours.

    Another reason you should be damn careful about how you outsource, who you outsource with, and the security involved. People need to know who they're really dealing with and how to check.

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  45. Re:Trump Card by MickLinux · · Score: 2, Funny
    Well, I know a guy who pulled something almost like that. But it was Christmas, so instead of dressing up in a workman's outfit, he actually went in dressed in a Santa Clause suit; and when someone challenged him about the loot he was carrying, he just said "Well, thars a laht balb that won't laht up on one side. I have to take it back to my workshop; I'll fix it there and bring it back." The amazing thing is that it actually worked. He was extremely slick.



    Fortunately, he had a change of heart later, though. The world would be a much riskier place with more people like him around, I think.



    By the way, I kindof wonder just what my kid is learning in 2nd grade, nowadays. Some of those Dr. Seuss' Crime for Kids series are a little extreme, don't you think?

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  46. Experience in post 9/11 NYC by Halo- · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I had to visit the data center for a major financial center in Jersey City, NJ shortly after WTC. (A lot of the big iron is across the river from Manhattan... for price reasons more than security) Because of the sudden lack of available downtown office space, every available empty space in Jersey City was suddenly rented out.

    So... I walked into see my customer. I was surprised a the new security in place. I showed my company badge, signed in, and was lead to a desk under a sign marked "High Value Transactions". Plopped me right down in front of a terminal. I was really confused. The setup was totally different than what I was expecting from previous visits. So I started looking around for people I knew, etc... After about 10 minutes I realized I was in the data center for the WRONG company!

    So I got up and left. I have no idea how long I could have stayed there, or what I could have done. I suspect that if I had gotten out a screwdriver, I could have likely started shopping for hardware.

    Moral of the story: chaos breeds insecurity, and an "official" plastic badge with your picture on it is shockingly powerful.

  47. What really happened by bahamat · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, no, no, you've got it all wrong.

    This is what really happened to them.

    (That's a link to a 5MB mpeg, please be gentle, mirror and post a link!)

  48. Mirror 1, please don't kill me by bahamat · · Score: 2
  49. Lucky you! by holstein · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am not allowed to change my password! Seriously!

    I'm just waiting for _the_ major security incident...

  50. My personal experience by eaddict · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When I was in college I worked for the computer lab. One day we set out to upgrade all the PCs. What we had to do first was get the old ones out of the way. We backed an unmarked white van up to the computer lab, opened the doors to the lab, and started taking the machines. It was during a school day. Students and faculty were walking by watching us. Occasionally one would even lend a hand (hold a door open a bit more, pick up a dropped mouse, etc... ) No one questioned us. Not even the student worker running the lab. We had not even made conversation with the worker during the entire time. After we loaded up the 20+ PCs and headed out our boss decided to call the lab and 'warn them against people stealing PCs'. The worker freaked! He said he was there when it was happening but since "they looked like they knew what they were doing so I didn't question them." The boss then let him in on the real story.

    The key: just look like you know what you are doing.

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  51. Re:Like my sneakers? by blair1q · · Score: 2, Informative

    > "TOO MANY CASTERS" (referring to how they wheeled the servers out?)

    Yes!

    You win the prize, a decrypted 8-bit character!

    Here you go: @

    And everyone's right about the moderators. They screwed the pooch on this one. Metamods, go remove their mouse fingers.

  52. What Indeed... by virg_mattes · · Score: 2, Funny

    I imagine he'd say, "Crikey! My last name starts with an I, not an E!"

    Then he'd problably add, "Crocs rule!"

    Virg

  53. Re:unused SGIs by Large+Green+Mallard · · Score: 2, Funny

    I live in Perth, Australia. Remote place.. in most cases, the cost of shipping an oldish SGI out of here is more than they're worth. Somehow tho, I seem to have become known as the old-sgi-man. People come to me and say "Don Alex, I have these old SGIs that need to be gone", I take them, then mysteriously others come to me and say "Don Alex, my poor family needs an SGI". I charge and take no money for this service. Mostly they've gone to students who are after some non-intel hardware to play with a unix on. Indys run Linux particularly well.

    In the last 6 months, I think I've helped dispose of about 40 unwanted SGIs to good or better homes. Mostly Indys (about 30), but some O2s and Indigos as well. i'm working on the Onyx still...