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Mystery Tiles From Around the World

puppetman writes "The Kansas City Star has an interesting story about Toynbee Tiles. They show up embedded in streets, and can be found in the US (Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, New York, Baltimore, Aberdeen, Edgewood, Washington, etc), Chile, Argentina and Brazil. They are made of "epoxy or super hard plastic that's actually inlaid in the asphalt itself." The tiles invariably state, "Toynbee Ideas in Kubrick's 2001 Resurrect Dead On Planet Jupiter". Sometimes there are secondary tiles that request people make more while others are of a more paranoid slant. Toynbee was a religious historian who believed that "well-being of a civilization depends on its ability to respond successfully to challenges, human and environmental". There is even a Ray Bradbury book, The Toynbee Convector. Toynbee.net has a link to a Usenet posting where someone ask's Kubrick's daughter if the man himself knew of the tiles. To date, the origin of the tiles are a mystery. Any /.'ers able to provide the location of additional tiles, or perhaps clues for solving the mystery?"

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  1. Would everyone who wants to claim responsibility.. by Xugumad · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...for a nice, orderly queue under this posting, so we can avoid cluttering the main topic.

  2. Interesting. by Randolpho · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So, where are all the tiles? Who knows, but it sounds like a fun thing to geocache for. :)

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    1. Re:Interesting. by Ligur · · Score: 5, Interesting

      here you go:
      Geocache

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    2. Re:Interesting. by Conch · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Perhaps something like this?

    3. Re:Interesting. by msheppard · · Score: 4, Informative

      The http://www.toynbee.net/ website lists addresses of all known tiles. If you can't convert an address to a co-ord you probably aren't geocaching. I'm going to find one in Boston and setup a cache.

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    4. Re:Interesting. by esswedl · · Score: 2, Informative

      In Chicago, outside the John Hancock Center, at the northeast corner of Michigan Ave. and Chestnut--map.

    5. Re:Interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      funny.

      World: There are weird tiles!
      Slashdot: We need coordinates for our GPS!

      Why can't we light candles or leave flowers or something normal people would do?

    6. Re:Interesting. by gabec · · Score: 2, Funny
      Toynbee was a religious historian who believed that "well-being of a civilization depends on its ability to respond successfully to challenges, human and environmental"

      Right... For example the challenge of handling slashdotters on Toynbee.net? ;)

    7. Re:Interesting. by CrisDias · · Score: 2, Informative

      I also find this site very complete. And I have my own picture of a Toynbee from Philly. ;-)

    8. Re:Interesting. by nacturation · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why can't we light candles or leave flowers or something normal people would do?

      You've already answered your own question. The key phrase of interest is, "normal people" which excludes everybody on this godforsaken website.

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    9. Re:Interesting. by dbretton · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm going to find one in Boston and setup a cache.

      I'll help ya. There's one on I-95 Northbound by slummaville. Just walk out onto the passing lane and see for yourself!

      Oh, this tile was done in glow-in-the dark paint, so you are better off looking at it at night.

      Also, it's against the law to be walking on a highway, so you might want to wear something dark so that the state troopers don't catch you snooping around on the highway.

      Have fun!

  3. I prefer by jeddak · · Score: 2, Funny

    Penrose tiles. Much tastier, and less fattening.

  4. My guess? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    In a few weeks they'll all light up and you'll realize they form concentric circles around a just-constructed used car joint.

  5. Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by corebreech · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and all we get are these lousy tiles.

    Seriously, thinking about 2001 depresses me. When I was a kid I had every expectation we'd be flying around in Pan Am Space Shuttles and learning how to use zero-g toilets.

    Instead we live in a world where Pan Am goes bankrupt, and NYC still hasn't figured out how to install restrooms in the city.

    These tiles are nothing more than a cruel reminder of just how lame the 21st century is turning out to be.

    1. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by perly-king-69 · · Score: 5, Funny

      These tiles are nothing more than a cruel reminder of just how lame the 21st century is turning out to be.

      Don't worry - you'll miss most of it.

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    2. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Funny

      These tiles are nothing more than a cruel reminder of just how lame the 21st century is turning out to be.

      I dunno, that yellow line that shows the first down marker on football games is pretty cool, and phrases like "don't touch that dial" have become a quaint anachronism. Sure, we're still driving gas-guzzling behemoths and cell phone coverage is spotty at best, but progress is being made.

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    3. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by mydigitalself · · Score: 3, Insightful

      what, you mean this is not cool?
      don't forget, we are only 3 and a bit years into the 21st century and already we have private astronauts (ok, for a few mill - but its a start!)

    4. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Problem is, not much tangible progress has been made in the last 15-20 years, however. For instance, the CAFE standard for passenger cars is 27.5 mpg, and that hasn't changed since 1986. The increase in the use of SUV's and pickup trucks certainly hasn't helped either. Heck, I remember my dad making a presentation to my 3rd grade class on the electric van back in 1978, but 25 years later that's not much closer to commercial viability. If you listen to the auto companies, however, they still keep saying "only a few more years..."

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    5. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by Valdrax · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No offense, but the fact that someone would suggest that the little yellow line on televised football games and touch-tone phones make up for the lack of commercial space flight is a good sign of exactly how lame the 21st century is turning out to be.

      I can't believe that we're all still living, to paraphrase Douglas Adams, on "an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think [touch-tone phones] are a pretty neat idea."

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    6. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by Gaijin42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, if an error was made, it was made by the tilemaker, since some of the tiles specifically include the work kubrik.

      However, the guy may be saying there is something in the adaptation, not present in the original, which is what his tiles refer to?

      Adiitionally, 2001 the movie and book were created simultaniously, as a collaboration. They are however both based on Clarke's earlier work, "The Sentinel"

      Due to some artistic differences, they took their names off the other media, and it is now a common misconception that the movie is an adaptation of the book.

    7. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That was one of the funniest posts I have ever read. Authors like Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett come to mind. Are you by chance British?

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    8. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by default+luser · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Adiitionally, 2001 the movie and book were created simultaniously, as a collaboration. They are however both based on Clarke's earlier work, "The Sentinel""

      Yes, and this explains the many small inconsistencies you'll find between the two.

      The largest inconsistency between the movie and the book is the destination of the voyage. In the book, the voyage is to Saturn, but in the movie this voyage is to Jupiter.

      The reason for the change? Kubrick could not afford the cost of all the artists rendering Saturn and its rings, so they changed the storyline to Jupiter.

      The book 2010 was written ENTIRELY as a sequel to the movie storyline. It's funny because you can read 2001, then pick up 2010, and be damn confused.

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    9. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by gfody · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wonder how much of this is capitalist pigs controlling the industry with their money.. maybe we have to wait for all the baby boomers to die off before we see technical innovation again

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    10. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by perly-king-69 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think that if you have to explain a joke then it's effect is somewhat lost

      It did bring to mind the line (not sure who it's attributable to) about two ladies dining in a restaurant. One says 'The food in here is terrible', the other replies 'Yes, and such small portions.'

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    11. Re:Kubrick promised us the Monolith... by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Now look me straight in the eye and tell me you've _never_ been tempted to fast-forward

      That's the problem... this is a movie that demands to be seen in a cinema. Don't lessen it by watching it on a small screen.

      If you have a repertory cinema nearby, catch it the next time around.

      or the endless psychedelic sequence.

      Mind blowing man! It was revolutionary in 1968; it was the in thing to drop acid and sit in the front row to see that, though I was a little young for that; I was 10 at the time and made a special trip to the city and stayed with my aunt to see it.

  6. I've seen some of those by JCCyC · · Score: 5, Interesting

    But only in the early 80's. Since the quality and durability of pavement here in Brazil is approximately the same as chicken crap, streets get paved and repaved every decade or so. They're long gone.

  7. Google cache of text by Phil+John · · Score: 5, Informative

    Slashdotted, some images in a google cache further down, here's the text though.

    Google Cache

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  8. Re:GPS coordinates by troc · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, just ask the Scientologists. :)

    Troc

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  9. not worried ... by platypus · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... as long as these tiles don't contain the phrase "12 monkeys", that is.

  10. Already by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Only 3 posts, and the site is already slashdotted... Google Cache here

    1. Re:Already by aborchers · · Score: 3, Funny
      Only 3 posts, and the site is already slashdotted...


      My God! Could this mean people are actually taking the time to read the article?

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  11. Spookily enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is the text of the rant which is attached to one of the tiles:

    John Knight Ridder is the Philadelphia thug (?) hellion Jew XXXXX Hated this movements guts- for years- takes money from the Mafia to make the Mafia look good in his newspapers so he has the Mafia in his back pocket. John Knight sent the Mafia to murder me in May 1991 XXXXXXXXXX journalists XX then gloated to my face about death and Knight Ridder great power to destroy. In fact John Knight went into hellion since of joy over Knight-Ridder as great power to destroy.

    I secured house with blast doors and fled the country in June 1991.

    NBC attorneys journalists and security officials at Rockefeller Center fraudulently XXX the "Freedom of Information Act" all XXX orders NBC executives got the U.S. federal district attorney's office who got FBI to get Interpol to establish task force that located me in Dover England.

    Which back home Inquirer got union goons from their own employees union to XXX down a "sports journalist." Who with ease bashed in lights and windows of neighborhood car- as well as men outside my house. They are stationed there still waiting for me.

    NBC CBS group "W" Westinghouse, Time, Time Warner, Fox, Universal all of the "Cult of the Hellion" each one were Much worse than Knight-Ridder ever was mostly hellion Jews .

    When K.Y.W. and NBC executives told John Knight the whole town gloated in joyous fits on how their Soviet pals found a way to turn it into a...


    It's L. Ron Hubbard. Goto Xenu.net and read a little bit of OT III if you don't believe me. All it needs is some volcanoes and atomic bombs and it could be the high teachings of the Scientologists!

  12. These media(?) hacks are getting out of hand by szo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When the antichrist arrives, we wont even belive, because everyone will think it's a hoax :)

    Szo

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    1. Re:These media(?) hacks are getting out of hand by pmz · · Score: 2, Funny

      When the antichrist arrives, we wont even belive, because everyone will think it's a hoax :)

      Well, the fact that the antichrist chose the form of a 12-year-old boy in one of those plastic molded dracula Halloween costumes didn't help anything. Would you believe some kid running around going "Bleh! Bleh! I'm dracula, er, I mean I'm the antichrist! Bow down before me!"

  13. a big AAAAAHHHHHH by johnpaul191 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    i have seen those here, in Philadelphia, for a long time (i guess since the 80's?) and kind of like the author i never understood them, but once the light turned green, i got on my way and totally forgot about them.

    i honestly could not tell you where they are, but after seeing the picture it came back. i don't remember what the local ones say but the style of text in the same and the size of the tiles and whatnot.

    for people in Philly, i am 99% sure there is one in a crosswalk on South street maybe around 4th and south? i guess when the /. effect wears off you can look up your town's documented tiles.

    1. Re:a big AAAAAHHHHHH by CodeHog · · Score: 2, Funny

      >How many other times has the green light of the crosswalk
      >or ringing of the phone diverted your attention and caused you to miss a brilliant adventure?
      Ah, but you're ready to fly now. Just have to throw yourself at the ground when your attention is diverted!

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    2. Re:a big AAAAAHHHHHH by aminorex · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wow. You just slashedotted someone's house.

      That's cold, man. Cold.

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  14. Geocaching link from article by bastard42 · · Score: 2, Informative
  15. This suggests it's the old guy by siskbc · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If no more of these are appearing, maybe it is the old (now dead) guy in the article. He published an article about resurrecting dead on Jupiter, and he lived in philly where these first appeared.

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    1. Re:This suggests it's the old guy by bogie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The article pretty much discounts that because he would have been in his 70's when doing it. Also in some places they have reappeared when overpaved since they're sightings in the 80's.

      Plus they said this probably required heavy equipment. I can't see some guy in his 70's out in the middle of the night(Old people don't stay up late) lugging equipment around.

      The clue which points to him certainly is the best starting place, but I'm guessing its some other wacko who heard what he said and decided to make his crazy theories his life work.

      I just hope having this on /. doesn't start a copycat craze. I'd would be a shame someone else took credit or led the investigation in the wrong direction.

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    2. Re:This suggests it's the old guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think it was the old guy. From what I read, he did radio broadcasts, he had cancer (which may have enforced his anger) and figured out a way of installing the tiles with the sun doing most of the work!

      'In the Philadelphia telephone directory, only one James Morasco is listed in the entire city. I called his number, and an elderly woman answered the phone.

      May I talk to Mr. Morasco?
      "He can't talk," the woman said. "He has problems with his throat."
      What kind of problems?
      "He had his voice box removed," she said.
      I see. How did he get sick?
      "We don't know," she said.
      It's something of a mystery?
      "Right," she said.'

      Also it did not require heavy machinary! It was "easy" to place:

      "Spotted by Miriam Greenberg along with Jon Wichmann and John Fail. She notes that this tile has instructions for making them:
      lenoleum, asphalt glue (?) in several layers, then placing tar paper over it so that car wheels won't mess it up, and apparently the heat of the sun on the tar paper will bake it into the street"

    3. Re:This suggests it's the old guy by mbourgon · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't see why heavy equipment would be required. Several semis running over it, on a hot day, would do it. In El Paso I've seen what look like "waves" of asphalt, where trucks have driven. Granted philly is not as hot (thank goodness), but on a hot day, with several thousand cars driving over it? Yeah, it'd be embedded.

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    4. Re:This suggests it's the old guy by hesiod · · Score: 2, Funny

      > The woman that answered his phone said that he's dead and gave his age. That doesn't mean it's true.

      She's a government agent hired to intercept the phone calls and give out the wrong information. The "guy" is really only 30 years old now. Of course, he's the last remnant of the people from Mars, who all died and moved to summer houses on Jupiter (or Saturn, if you like books).

  16. Re:GPS coordinates by blackp · · Score: 3, Informative

    Answering my own question (sort-of) check this out. http://www.geocaching.com/seek/cache_details.aspx? ID=36606

  17. Toynbee Tiles violate DMCA by LegendOfLink · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, it's true, any persons caught trying to decipher the mystery of the Toynbee Tiles will be prosecuted under the DMCA. Listen, just because you can go out into public and read these mysterious tiles does not mean that you have the mysterious right to try and mysteriously figure out where they mysteriously came from. That is the exclusive mysterious right of the mysterious man/woman in [insert color here] who placed these in the first not-so-mysterious place to begin with.

  18. Here's one! by zippity8 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Well, theoretically here's one. When I can duck out and drive across the country to verify it, I'll let you know ;)

    For now, geocache away, Toynbee followers!
    http://www.geocaching.com/seek/cache_d etails.aspx? ID=36606

    For a message board on this topic, go here (http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/3790/geobook .html)

  19. Are We Really, Really Sure We're "Seeing" Tiles? by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe it's just ultrasound coming up from the sewers?

  20. Interestingly, I just saw one on Saturday. by krem81 · · Score: 2, Informative

    In downtown Washington, somewhere around Hotel Washington. It wasn't red, white and blue though, just black and white. I thought it was a joke and painted on recently. I guess I was wrong. I live in Philly myself, but never saw one around here.

  21. Re:Que the music by skippy_twin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is there something wrong with me if I'm hearing "wakka-chukka whakka-chukka" instead?

  22. Thats ok. by GoofyBoy · · Score: 2, Funny


    He can keep the psycho-killer computers. I have enough problems when they "seg fault".

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  23. Re:Harder than asphalt by Sgt+York · · Score: 3, Informative
    Depending on how hot it was, the asphalt could get pretty soft. You can easily push your thumb into it on really hot days. Here in Houston, there are days when a soda can is "harder than the asphalt itself". In fact, a lot of roads here don't even use regular asphalt. It would get pushed right off the road by passing cars during the summer, like a slow motion boat wake.

    So, the fact that the tiles are also harder than the asphalt is about as shocking as the tiles themselves.

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  24. I have seen many of these! Spooky! by GillBates0 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Any /.'ers able to provide the location of additional tiles, or perhaps clues for solving the mystery?"

    I've seen a large number of these mysterious tiles. They too have strange writing on them, which sometimes makes lewd suggestions or tells offensive jokes. I have always wondered how that writing was created on all those tiles. I've usually noticed these mystery tiles in restrooms stalls at schools, offices, and even airports in many major cities around the world! It's good to know people are starting to investigate the matter.

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  25. It's a small world by InsaneCreator · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Title: "Mystery Tiles From Around the World"
    And from the article: "in at least 20 cities around the United States (and two in South America!)"

    It kind of reminds me of the times when Europe was the known world. :)

  26. Quoting the article by varjag · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "It's probably a man, because the tiles are obviously installed at night since nobody seems to have witnessed them being put in. It's unlikely a woman would risk being alone at night in a downtown environment."

    Yeah, as if a person insane enough to put prophecy tiles into asphalt would drop the idea due to risk of being alone in a downtown environment.

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    1. Re:Quoting the article by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      My downtown area is full of women at night, looking for a "date."

      That's why most men, as well as women, choose to avoid it.

      Obviously reason dictates the tiles are installed by crack hos.

      KFG

  27. Re:Que the music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is there some infrasound embedded in that aaaaahh?

  28. Does anybody know of similar things? by Knuckles · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I had a similar experience in Vienna/Austria. One day by accident I saw the words on an ad poster translated to latin (or some warped form of it), in pencil, all caps, about 0.7 mm high. I thought nothing of it. But having seen this one item, I suddenly saw them everywhere. I realized that in my neighborhood nearly all the names of the residents were translated (pencil, caps, ...) on the front doors. I saw timetables on bus stops translated. I started to open my eyes to it in other districts of the city. Bingo, there they were - names, ads, traffic signs, basically everything on the streets you could translate and write on had a good chance to carry them, and I kept seeing them for 12 years all over the city, until I moved away (no, not for this reason :)
    There were times when I thought of charting them and trying to find out who the guy is (yes, I had nothing much to do), but I reminded myself of what can happen when one goes overboard with those things and thought better of it ;o)
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  29. "This could be a place of historical importance" by aziraphale · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Reminds me of a paving slab in the corner of the Domplatz (cathedral square) in Koeln (Cologne - damn Slashdot's hatred of HTML entities), Germany. When I was there in the early nineties, there was the big Friedenmauer (peace-wall) - generally a post unification, end-of-history, anti-Gulf-War kind of thing - and the square was a really busy centre of demonstrators, artists and so on. Over in one corner, one of the slabs had, engraved into it, "This could be a place of historical importance". At the time, when everybody was kind of filled with a sense of capital-H history going on all around them, what with the end of the cold war, and atlases going out of date left right and centre, this seemed like a fairly profound statement - and probably encouraged the Friedenmauer builders to think that maybe they could make a difference.

    Seeing this story finally inspired me to Google this phrase, and it turns out to have been the work of one Braco Dimitrijevic, and apparently other similar slabs can be found around St Martin's College in London.

    Obviously no Kubrick reference, so not so geeky, but still a pretty cool bit of public-space art.

  30. a link between by Darth_brooks · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In some cities, the standard "Toynbee tile" is accompanied by smaller adjacent tiles that express sentiments such as:

    Submit. Obey.


    Could this be an attempt to link into the Obey phenomenon? Sure, the tiles started in the 80's, but perhaps a new breed of social engineers are trying to plug us into the idea of examining our surroundings?

    Or maybe some folks think that graffetti doesn't have to be a bad spray job that says "dave love's jessica" or "metallica rules!"

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    1. Re:a link between by GOD_ALMIGHTY · · Score: 2, Informative

      Obey started in 1989 in Charleston, SC. The crew who got into doing it were a pretty ecletic group of skater/artists. The did some pretty intelligent and beautiful work in the late 80's and early 90's in Charleston. I was hanging around back then and new most of the guys involved. If you're in to modern art and underground subcultures, this is one of the really interesting stories.

      Anyway I seriously doubt these two phenomena are related, Shepard Fairey promoted and commercialized the Obey line, whereas this one is a lot more mysterious.

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    2. Re:a link between by Tomun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Reminds me of the Space Invader

  31. Downtown St. Louis by zsazsa · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There's a Toynbee tile in the intersection of (IIRC) Broadway and Olive streets in downtown St. Louis. I had always seen it and thought it to be a marker left over from some art festival, etc. I never had the time to stop and read it due to the rather short nature of green lights. I had no idea there were more of them until I saw a weblog entry about this site. I clicked and instantly recognized it. I have no idea how old the tile is but it's in excellent condition.

  32. Re:Harder than asphalt by perly-king-69 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Depending on how hot it was, the asphalt could get pretty soft.

    Yes, just ask anyone who has come back to their motorbike on a hot day to see the sidestand 3 inches deep in asphalt. :-(

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  33. Re:Sounds like the Kilroy Was Here people... by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Informative

    But "Kilroy" had a meaning, and was just graffiti spread by WWII soldiers, which came to represent American soldiers presense around the world. It was a meme that spread like "All your base" or "In soviet russia", though noone is 100% sure where it came from. I remember an old war era Bugs Bunny cartoon where he goes to the moon and "Kilroy was here" is scrawled on a moon rock.

    These tiles are supposedly the work of the same person/group as they're all the same composition and tarred to the road in the same way. At least so the articles say. I'd guess some are spray painted or whatever, most are the work of copycats.

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  34. I walk by one everyday! by iCharles · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's in front of my office here in Cincinnati. In fact, the local alternative weekly ran an artical a few years ago.

    Creepy.

  35. In Chicago by pridkett · · Score: 4, Informative

    There used to be one on Michigan avenue (I think around Adams) on the northwest corner in Chicago. However, when they redid the street, they just sorta covered up some of it. I believe you can still see about 1/2 of it. I never bothered reading it, I thought it was one of those weird art things that the city tends to do from time to time.

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  36. Most salient quote... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ... in the article, re: "2001: A Space Odyssey":

    It is without a doubt one of the most beautiful made and crushingly boring movies of all time.

    Somewhat on the mark, but methinks he didn't rent Kubrick's "Barry Lyndon" which is actually, without a doubt, the most beautiful made and crushingly boring movies of all time.

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    1. Re:Most salient quote... by jacobcaz · · Score: 3, Interesting
      • Somewhat on the mark, but methinks he didn't rent Kubrick's "Barry Lyndon" which is actually, without a doubt, the most beautiful made and crushingly boring movies of all time.

      Whenever I have an upscale party, I toss Barry Lyndon in the DVD player, randomly skip around for a bit and hit pause. I have a beautiful, suitable-for-framing image I can display on my TV!

      It's a running joke that you can pause Barry Lyndon at any random place and have an image that looks like it should be in a museaum. I've yet to disprove this.

  37. Other References by JoeD · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The "dead resurrected on Jupiter" thing made me think of Clifford Simak's City stories, in which humanity is transformed to live on Jupiter (which was some sort of paradise to the ransformed).

    The "Submit. Obey." reminded me of John Carpenter's They Live.

  38. A simple explanation by trianglecat · · Score: 3, Funny

    1) Embed Toynbee tiles in streets around the world
    2) ??
    3) Profit!!

  39. thang by sixdotoh · · Score: 5, Informative
    after a quick google search on toynbee tiles conspiracy (with only 2 pages of resulting material) i found this site which has some assortment of comments and information (way back from march 26, 2002).

    funny thing: most of the sites that are linked to from this page seem to have ... dissapeared.

    http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/15831

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  40. Re:I prefer penrose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    but aren't they the most filling of all tiles?

  41. Tell me more by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

    of rhis 'Europe', it intriges me.

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  42. I'll clear up the mystery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It was me.

  43. Welcome by tds67 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I, for one, welcome this subtle form of mind control from our as-yet undiscovered overlords.

  44. TechTV spot w/ the "foremost expert" on it by Dave21212 · · Score: 4, Informative


    TechTV did a thing on it about a month ago...

    Toynbee Mystery
    Mysterious plaques with a prophetic message have been appearing all along the Eastern seaboard. Tonight, Bill O'Neill, the foremost expert in this phenomenon, joins us via netcam from Atlanta to talk about who or what is leaving these plaques and shed some light on their meaning. The plaques read:

    "Toynbee Ideas
    In Kubrick's 2001
    Ressurect Dead
    On Planet Jupiter"

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  45. Downtown Detroit by JJ22 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Also one in downtown Detroit, passed it on the way to lunch on Friday... was odd cause I've walked that way before and never noticed it... will have to go back and take a look. At the corner of Randolph and Congress I think (on the south corner of Congress at the intersection).

  46. Other article by b1t+r0t · · Score: 4, Informative
    Thanks to Google, I found another article from the KC Star, not coincidentally with a sequential article number. It may have been intended as a sidebar, but I can't find a link from the original article.

    It has a picture of a much larger tile with some sort of manifesto written in it, next to the standard Toynbee tile. (This picture is also visible from the picture gallery for the original article.)

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  47. Re:Dammit! by ONOIML8 · · Score: 2, Funny

    No! See, you just don't get it at all.

    The amazing thing here is that this "graffiti for old white guys" is accepted and ignored by society. Millions of people every day pass these tiles without any thought to them.

    Yet if I suggest something that has some logic behind it like creating a 51st state out of north Idaho, eastern Washingon and western Montana, people say I'm some sort of freak.

    I could embed tiles in streets and go unnoticed. Yet if I speak my mind I'm labeled.

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  48. an image here... by Noctilux · · Score: 5, Informative

    Again, I rarely have anything to contribute (hey, I'm an artist) to /., but I've seen these things before. This particular one is at the intersection of 5th Avenue and 40th Street in Manhattan.

    Toynbee Tile here

  49. space invaders by mydigitalself · · Score: 4, Informative

    there are sort of similar tilings, predominantly in europe, although i believe the guy (invader) who is responsible for them is currently in NY... although these aren't "profound" statements, they are really well done mosaic tiles of little space invaders!

    you can check it out here. for fellow londoners who are interested...i, personally, have seen two in london. one on brick lane outside vibe bar and one in the notting hill area on some bridge that the carnival goes over - dunno which one, i live in the seeouthhhhh.

  50. googling reveals more interesting leads... by blue_adept · · Score: 5, Informative

    A little googling reveals that couple a years ago one journalist tracked possible responsibility for the tiles down to one "verna sevrino", who he was ultimately unable to contact, even though he had an address in philadelphia.

    google turns up a funeral home in philadelphia called "verna sevrino funeral home", hmmm what might a funeral home have to do with resurrecting people on mars?

    more googling turns up philadelphia councilwoman Anna C. Verna, who is married to " husband, Severino Verna, a funeral director, were born and raised in South Philadelphia.".

    And finally, everything you ever wanted to know about Anna C Verna is here I, for one, welcome our new neptune resurrectionist overlord.

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  51. Great. Polycarbonate graffitti. by blair1q · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This world never learns that vandalism is not art.

  52. Thorough journalism(?) by Ikester · · Score: 3, Informative

    Did this scentence strike anybody else as odd?

    Though Toynbee and Kubrick were both brilliant British visionaries...

    Hmmm. Talk about thorough journalism...Stanley Kubrick was born in The Bronx, New York City.

  53. Re:Dammit! by Zebbers · · Score: 2, Funny

    shutup freak

  54. Arthur C. Clarke!!!! by BeanDip · · Score: 3, Informative

    Do any of you schmucks even realise that Arthur C. Clarke, NOT STANLEY KUBRICK wrote the flippin' book the movie is based on??? so the question is whether or not A.C.C knew about the bricks. Now go read 2001, 2010, 2061, and 3001 The final Odyssey. Phear my super sci-fi knowledge!!!!!!!!

    1. Re:Arthur C. Clarke!!!! by BattleTroll · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, the book was written by Clarke after talking about the movie with Kubrick. Clarke figured the only way to truly write a great screenplay was to write the novel first. The forword of Clarke's 2001 tells us so.

  55. He's already here! by MarcQuadra · · Score: 5, Funny

    And he requested another 87 billion on TV last night!

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  56. Downtown Indianapolis by Hirofyre · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There are at least two in Indianapolis - One on the west side of Meridian Street at Georgia and another on the east side of Meridian Street at Maryland.

  57. Re:interesting note from local paper by JCCyC · · Score: 2, Informative

    Zoroaster and Zarathustra are alternative spellings of the name of the same person -- a Persian philosopher who founded the religion known as Zoroastrianism. Quote from that link:

    "The Persian religion was founded by a legendary sage named Zarathustra, who had taught that there was a supreme god, the wise lord Ahuramazda, who was opposed by the forces of evil, which were under command of Angra Mainyu. (Since only Ahuramazda was to be venerated, the exiled Jews in Babylonia considered Cyrus a monotheist like themselves.) All other gods were regarded as mere good spirits or demons. The most remarkable aspects of this religion were the radical dualism and the presence of an ethical message: no other pagan religion had postulated a dichotomy between good and evil, light and dark, truth and lies."

    If I'm not mistaken car maker Mazda is named after that religions's god.

    More at http://members.tripod.com/historel/orient/08perse. htm.

  58. Re:Yes I fnord have seen fnord some things by Knuckles · · Score: 2, Funny

    You are right in many cases. E.g., "23". Numbers are everywhere, and if you start to single out one, you start to see it. In my case, or in the "mystery tile" case, your comment does not apply. It's not as if the types of tiles are everywhere, and you start to see them. They are actually put there. Same with latin translations in pencil of everyday stuff.

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  59. Now what would be cool... by Cruel+Angel · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... would be to find a way to covertly plant one of these on Mars, for some unmanned (manned?) explorer to find. That'll mess with their heads

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  60. Re:Are the tiles 1 by 4 by 9? by Fenris+Ulf · · Score: 2, Informative

    In 2001, the monoliths were of the proportion 1x4x9 (1^2 x 2^2 x 3^2), presumably as a hint from their creators that they were artefacts of intelligent beings.

  61. Re:Great. Polycarbonate graffitti. by hesiod · · Score: 2, Interesting

    > This world never learns that vandalism is not art.

    Vandalism, art, spaghetti. It's all the same -- it's an expression. Just because you don't "get it" does not mean it's not valid. It portrays the "artist's" feelings, which is what art is all about.

  62. Hamburg OZ by Hanno · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here in Hamburg, we have OZ, our very own local weirdo. According to two similar newspaper articles from last year (article 1, article 2), he is in his 50s and made more than 120.000 graffiti tags around the city, nothing could stop him yet.

    He was first known for spraying smileys everywhere - road signs, car wheels, everywhere he could find something round. It was cute at first, but he sprayed everywhere. He later started spraying his "oz" tag and there is virtually no public space without his tag all over Hamburg, a major German city. You can find miles and miles of small "oz oz oz oz oz" carefully sprayed on subway walls, he climbs buildings to tag the roofs...

    Oz is presumed to be a mental case. He has no income, lives on welfare, the only thing he does is graffiti and even while on trials, he was caught several times when tagging. He usually tries to escape the officers who catch him by beating them up.

    He has appeared to court with a sign "I am a Jew" and has now begun spraying "policemen are Nazis" or "subway watchmen are Nazis" and simple "Stop the Nazis" graffitis - again, everywhere all over town.

    It's somewhat embarassing: I had US visitors in Hamburg recently and had a hard time explaining to them that all these "Stop Nazis" graffitis are in fact the work of a weirdo who declared the people trying to stop him "Nazis", not of concerned citizens afraid of a new rise of the neo-fascists.

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  63. How the tiles are made and baked into the street by kobotronic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Toynbee tiles are common vinyl floor tiles with the letters carved out using a stencil of sorts. This explains the awkward angles and other design features typical of papercut letters in children's construction paper projects.

    As for how they're baked into the street, this is simple also. You'll notice most of the Toynbee Tiles are placed in busy inner city intersections with plenty traffic. In [U.S.] cities streets are often fixed with small patches of asphalt covering just the worst cracks and potholes. Who notices a new black patch on the road? Well, the Toynbee feller knows nobody does.

    So his secret is this. He carves the tiles, then wraps them neatly in a parcel of layers of tar paper and wood glue with the tile at the very bottom. This slim dark parcel can be fairly inconspicously placed on the street in the dark of night. It'll resemble just another patch of road repair.

    It's important that the parcel be placed about as far from the curb so as to get run over by the street traffic as often as possible, because the 'baking' process is actually just the combination of pressure and weather over a period of a couple of weeks where the combined forces of pressure, weather and sun erodes the paper until just some of the tar remains, which is forced into the street and around the spaces between the tile letters, which are gradually revealed as the tar above wears away. The finished impression a couple of weeks later is that just the letters themselves remains, forced thoroughly into the street.

    The tile by itself would have cracked and never survived if it had been just left there on the surface. The tar paper sandwich is quite ingenious and simple to make, though it probably takes a few tries to get the formula just right.

  64. How Tiles are Made by DrLudicrous · · Score: 4, Informative
    Here is something from www.toynbee.net, via the Google cache, that details how the tiles are made. Someone name Justin barely missed seeing the Mad Tiler himself.

    Date: Wed, 03 May 2000 17:36:37 -0400

    Subject: Toynbee Mystrey Solved!...(almost.)

    Hello, my name is Justin K*H* and I am sending you this to let you know of my research into the "Toynbee Idea" phenomenon. I have been obsessively photographing & documenting these tiles since around 1992-'93, when I first started noticing them. I have a very extensive collection of photographs, but this is not my reason for contacting you. My reason in sending this E mail is to let you know that I have figured out EXACTLY how these tiles are "made & glued". You see, sometime this past winter I left my house on a mission to my lacal convinience store for a late Sunday night snack (about 4:00 A.M.,so perhaps "early morning snack would be more appropriate wording.) On my way back to the house I noticed a black mound in the street which had made it's appearance there sometime in the 10 minute period that I was in the store. Upon closer inspection I discovered it to be a mound of tar paper, intermingled with what appeared to be wood glue. Being the inquisitive soul that I am, I lifted the top layer to see what may lay underneath----a "TOYNBEE IDEA" TILE!!!!!( This was discovered at 12th. & Race ST. in Philadelphia, if you want to add it to your sightings list.) Needless to say, I examined the tile for quite a while, my heart racing all the while, knowing that I had missed catching the "mad tiler" by only a matter of minutes. Here are my findings - The tiles are indeed that - tiles. If you heat a standard floor tile it will rubberize and become as easy to cut as butter. But when it hardens it will not be able to withstand the pressure afforded it by car tires as it will be too brittle (I have tried making my own tiles, as you can infer.) However this tile was some kind with a higher rubber content than a standard floor tile, and therefore able to absorb greater weight and shock. It's inlayed letters were of a slightly less malleable substance, but were held in place neatly, even if they were to crack, by the white tile which surrounded them. All of this intricate stencil-esque tile work appeared to have been done with an X-acto knife or razor blade, judging by the angle of the cuts and my own failed attempts with cutting letters into standard floor tiles. The tile was sandwiched between thick layers of intricately folded and glued together tar paper. The effects of the weather(the paper decays, but the tar remains behind as an anchor to affix the tile to the street) and passing cars(they serve as the force which squashes the tile into - literally INTO - the street. Over the course of the next few days I took a series of detailed photos which display the entire process visually. I hope my explanation of all of this is understandable, and I apologize for typos ( I am in a rush. ) Anyways, I hope this gives you some sense of satisfaction as to at least HOW these "plaques" are made.

    P.S. I checked out that Philly adress from the Rio tile - no luck, although I did find a SLEW of Toynbee tiles in the surrounding South Philly neighborhood. (Rather unusual for the tiles to be seen in such a residential neighborhood!) 9th. & Shunk St. is the only specific one I can think of off the top of my head. There are three tiles there which have to be seen to be believed. O.K......Put up my sightings & mention my findings! Thank You, Justin K*H*

  65. Re:Harder than asphalt by RabidStoat · · Score: 2, Informative

    Kids - don't try this at home. Sticking your thumb in soft asphalt isn't big and it isn't clever. Think about the police and ambulance crews turning up to try pulling yer thumb out from the now-not-so-soft asphalt - doesn't quite fit with the smart kid on the block image does it now.