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Plasma Comes Alive

j_hirny writes "So, it seems that the widely acclaimed theory of how life begun, during hundreds of millions of years is, at least, not the only one which is being researched. As New Scientist report, a physicist managed to create life-alike beings made of plasma. They can replicate, grow and duplicate. They don't have amino-acids or DNA strains, of course, yet they may reveal something new about life's beginnings."

267 comments

  1. overused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one, will welcome these new Plasma Blob overlords. Now, continue with informative comments, dear slashdotters.

    1. Re:overused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, where did this overused joke originate? On slashdot? I've only been seeing it for the last 2 weeks, maybe. Anyone know - or does everyone just try to get in on somebody else's inside joke?

    2. Re:overused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Well, it started on the Simpsons. It have been on /. for some years, but it's only recently it has become overused. I think the next big thing will be "Yes, and I'd like an hour on the holodeck with Seven of Nine" as a sarcastic reply to something.

    3. Re:overused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      From the Simpson's episode "Homer in Space".

    4. Re:overused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually, it was called, "Deep Space Homer."

    5. Re:overused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damnit...this is *not* funny. It's redundant. This joke has been used multiple times already related to this story. Mods on crack. Stop modding this shit up!

    6. Re:overused by Enonu · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our new "I for one" joke overlords.

    7. Re:overused by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 1
      Save the plasma! Boycott firefighters!

      Of course, that could be going to an extreme...

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    8. Re:overused by ameoba · · Score: 3, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our new cliche overlords.

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    9. Re:overused by ddimas · · Score: 1

      I read the article. Big deal, he lit a fire. This is why I think too many people are being published.

  2. Big Deal by overshoot · · Score: 0

    Prior art from 40 years ago: James Blish's The Star Dwellers

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    1. Re:Big Deal by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 3, Funny

      It reminded me of one of those funny Stephen Baxter novels--wherein the main characters are so completely devoid of humanoid characteristics that one loses interest after the thirtieth page.

    2. Re:Big Deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does prior art have to do with anything when nobody even mentioned copyrights?

    3. Re:Big Deal by jdray · · Score: 1

      Stephen Baxter is best read in short story form -- 29 pages or less.

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    4. Re:Big Deal by toriver · · Score: 1

      Also David Brin's Stardiver, except mostly as "sideshow". (They enter the Sun to look for a possible "uplifter" of humans, because the aliens are keen to disprove that humans are the only species not uplifted by another.)

    5. Re:Big Deal by M1FCJ · · Score: 1

      You read Baxter for technical mumbo jumbo... So far I didn't realise any of his characters had actually a character.

    6. Re:Big Deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sundiver

  3. So... by Brainboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    So how does this help us discover plasma weaponry technology? I've played enough first-person shooters, i know its possible!

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    1. Re:So... by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      Only if you want to live in a low-pressure argon environment; which, considering your sig, is surprisingly apt.

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  4. Plasma Comes Alive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...but will not sell more records than Frampton.

    1. Re:Plasma Comes Alive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know a joke looses its funny factor when explained, but I don't really get this one. The fact that I'm not a native English speaker and don't live in the US (or UK, for that matter) might enter the equation. Anyone willing to let me in on this?

    2. Re:Plasma Comes Alive... by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 1

      He's referring to Peter Frampton's popular rock album "Frampton Comes Alive" in the subject of his post.

    3. Re:Plasma Comes Alive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, if Plasma signs to a non RIAA lable, it's likely that it won't sell more than Britney Spheres, but it's undoubtedly going to sound better (not to mention more intelligent).

    4. Re:Plasma Comes Alive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and dont forget, it was released in the 70's, to mark the actual Decline and Fall of Western Civilization

  5. And the difference... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Between these plasma lifeforms and the fire "lifeforms" I just made with my match is what?

    1. Re:And the difference... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Theirs takes batteries. Brzapppp!

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  6. Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This New Scientist article is full of hot air.

    1. Re:Bullshit by letxa2000 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      No kidding. Read the article, it's silly. So what. They created plasma "bubbles" that can grow in size, split into two bubbles, and "communicate" by "emitting electromagnetic energy." That's communication? Then lightning is communicating...

      This is about the same as blowing into a straw and watching bubbles come out of your soft drink and saying you've created life because the bubbles grow, shrink, split into two, and emit carbon dioxide energy when they bubble up to the top of the liquid.

    2. Re:Bullshit by aditi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, they can 'talk' to each other can't they? EM waves and stuff? What the article doesn't discuss is whether this is a significant phenomenon or not... Nobody's ever put a microphone to bubbles in coke.

    3. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they have put microphones to rice krispies and those things are EVIL! Snap Crackle F*** Y**.

    4. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Snap Crackle F*** Y**.
      "You" is a dirty word?
    5. Re:Bullshit by glitch23 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      and "communicate" by "emitting electromagnetic energy." That's communication? Then lightning is communicating...

      Scientists already have the public thinking that lightning got those little proteins to turn into amino acids and to spit out a human being after a few million years so in a scientist's mind lightning as a communication medium isn't too far fetched. The only problem is that lightning never did that for amino acids because the DNA structure of all life has never been "out in the wild" to start from scratch. It was created by God who didn't need to constantly update it to see what worked best.

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    6. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scientists already have the public thinking that lightning got those little proteins to turn into amino acids and to spit out a human being after a few million years


      Urey-Miller type abiogenesis is only one theory, and nobody knows whether it's right.


      so in a scientist's mind lightning as a communication medium isn't too far fetched


      Don't go putting words into somebody else's mouth. Lightning as a catalyst for chemical reactions and lightning as a means of communication are two entirely different things.


      The only problem is that lightning never did that for amino acids because the DNA structure of all life has never been "out in the wild" to start from scratch.


      Well, if the only "problem" with the theory is that it conflicts with your made-up "facts", I'd say it's a pretty good theory.
    7. Re:Bullshit by Omkar · · Score: 1

      Honey, random signals just aren't communication. There needs to be information content. I can make an electron do SHM and emit some waves, but it doesn't mean it's communicating.

  7. Can this be done with other substances? by agent2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So what if they could do this to biological materials? Would it be possible to create cells from living things?

    1. Re:Can this be done with other substances? by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny
      Would it be possible to create cells from living things?

      Yes, it is. In fact, it's already being done, but with jism, not plasm.

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    2. Re:Can this be done with other substances? by agent2 · · Score: 1

      haha. thats funny =]

  8. It's a fact by papasui · · Score: 2, Funny

    that living gas blobs exist, just watch the Anna Nicole Smith show.

  9. WHOA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't have been impressed if they could only replicate, but replicate AND duplitcate, whoa!

  10. Neat by Bobulusman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sanduloviciu says this electric spark caused a high concentration of ions and electrons to accumulate at the positively charged electrode, which spontaneously formed spheres (Chaos, Solitons & Fractals, vol 18, p 335). Each sphere had a boundary made up of two layers - an outer layer of negatively charged electrons and an inner layer of positively charged ions.

    Plasma cells are an interesting idea, but I doubt it's time to rip up the old textbooks yet. The 'nucleus' was only a collection of gas atoms. It kind of sounds like the researchers had to jump through hoops to get these 'cells' to grow or divide. Still, it might give us some new insights.

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    1. Re:Neat by rde · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm forced to agree. Particularly when I note his argument that they can survive at lower temperatures, even though they need to be nice and toasty to be created in the first place. So what? Irrespective of the temperature Argon cells can survive at, I really doubt [DR]NA would survive such a creation process. Unless it was that sort of thing that glued the amino acids together in the first place... nah. Probably not.

    2. Re:Neat by Infosquawk · · Score: 1

      It kind of sounds like the researchers had to jump through hoops to get these 'cells' to grow or divide.

      No doubt. They're also stretching the bounds of what we'd call "communication" to the breaking point...

      Finally, they could communicate information by emitting electromagnetic energy, making the atoms within other spheres vibrate at a particular frequency. The spheres are not the only self-organising systems to meet all of these requirements. But they are the first gaseous "cells".

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    3. Re:Neat by pVoid · · Score: 1
      You might be right, but you have the advantage of hindsight - after all, all us DNA/RNA based living beings are here to look at this thing. The guy is saying that he found objects that fit the criteria we have for living cells. Now apart from the statement that he thought this had to be a prerequesite for our form of live to appear, I think he's got something interesting.

      I mean this is exactly the idea that Alien's was exploiting: silicate based life form instead of carbon (for those who don't know silicon and carbon have the exact same valence structure, but silicon is much more britle)...

      Would like to see what comes out of it.

    4. Re:Neat by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The guy is saying that he found objects that fit the criteria we have for living cells.

      Then perhaps we should think carefully about whether we should use a definition of life that admits such phenomena. Aristotle's definition of "man" needed to be revised when a counterexample was pointed out.

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    5. Re:Neat by Dwonis · · Score: 1

      What makes you think [DR]NA needed to exist at this stage of development? That could develop later.

    6. Re:Neat by rde · · Score: 1

      What makes you think [DR]NA needed to exist at this stage of development? That could develop later.

      I don't see how. We're talking about a fully-formed cell, here; something that'll replicate, grow, etc. I'll cheerfully concede that adenine and its basal chums may well - and probably do - exist by themselves, but in order to qualify as living cells they must, by my reckoning, form chains such as RNA. Unless you're thinking about something like Argon cells evolving into something more complex and that, to my mind, would take vastly more time than cells evolving in the traditional way.

  11. Life "out there" by useosx · · Score: 1

    This shouldn't surprise many Slashdotters... I think a lot of us have suspected that any life forms we might find in the universe won't look like Klingons.

    Also, probably reinforces our existential terror.

    1. Re:Life "out there" by CaptnMArk · · Score: 1

      Does this mean my time spent learning Klingon was wasted?

      Do'Ha'

    2. Re:Life "out there" by WTFmonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      Um, no. There are MANY other things that mean your time spent learning Klingon was wasted, but this isn't one of them.

  12. Plasma Aliens by Zarkonnen · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is interesting in the light of speculation about life-forms living on the surface of suns. (As described, for example, in David Brin's Sundiver.)

    Considering that a the surface of a sun itself consists of plasma, it's not improbable that spheres like in the experiment get formed there all the time. The question is whether there is any way those spheres could attain a more complex form of internal organisation, or if they remain stuck at that basic level.

    1. Re:Plasma Aliens by CvD · · Score: 1

      Wheelers, by Ian Stewart and Jack Cohen is another excellent SciFi book that deals with a whole host of alien species, plasma beings that live in the sun among them.

      A very good/exciting read. I really recommend this book!

      Cheers,

      Costyn.

    2. Re:Plasma Aliens by vidarh · · Score: 2, Interesting
      In "Starmaker", Olaf Stapledon, 1937, wrote "Stars are best regarded as living organisms, but organisms which are physiologically and psychologically of a very peculiar kind. The outer and middle layers of a mature star apparently consists of 'tissues' woven of currents of incandescent gases. These gasous tissues live and maintain the stellar consciousness by intercepting part of the immense flood of energy that wells from the congested and furiously active interior of the star". So plasma as living cells isn't exactly a new thing in scifi.

      Any references older than 1937? :)

      (Btw. Starmaker is quite interesting, though I find Stapledons writing rather tedious - it's essentially fictional history of life in the universe, from beginning to end; spanning billions of years in a few hundred pages)

    3. Re:Plasma Aliens by danila · · Score: 1

      The question is whether there is any way those aminoacids could attain a more complex form of internal organisation, or if they remain stuck at that basic level.

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    4. Re:Plasma Aliens by Spunk · · Score: 1

      Also, Robert Forward's Dragon's Egg and Starquake.

  13. Plasma Comes Alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah, but unlike peter frampton, plasma cant make a guitar talk

  14. These guys may be on to something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    My florescent desk lamp has been looking at me funny.

    1. Re:These guys may be on to something by twoslice · · Score: 4, Funny
      My florescent desk lamp has been looking at me funny.

      I'll bet that your lamp isn't the only thing looking at you funny...

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    2. Re:These guys may be on to something by Orne · · Score: 1

      Maybe it is time to replace it...

  15. Ob: by Bearpaw · · Score: 3, Funny
    "It's life, Jim, but not as we know it."

    Well, potentially life-like, anyway. Intriguing.

    1. Re:Ob: by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1


      "Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a plasma screen."

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  16. Aah! My plasma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not supposed to get jigs in it!

  17. Overrated in a way by ramk13 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't really see how these are cells like biological cells. It just a bunch of particles following electrostatics. Just because it resembles what biological cells do in a few ways doesn't mean that it's the 'beginning of life' or anything like that.

    Similar things happen with particles in water. If you go to any water treatment plant and look at the flocculation tanks you'll see tons (literally) of particles colliding each other, forming new particles. They have natural organic matter and other crud absorbed to their surfaces, and if coniditions are right, they can break apart (too much shear).

    It's interesting still, in the sense that anything that self assembles usually minimizes the total energy of a system in a 'neat' way, but I wouldn't rewrite the theory on how life begin, because of it.

    1. Re:Overrated in a way by iCat · · Score: 1

      doesn't mean that it's the 'beginning of life' or anything like that.

      But surely, on Earth, a few billion years ago there was a point in time when there was 'non-life' then a few seconds later 'life'. Even if you consider evolution of life as a continuum, it does make sense to say there was a moment when 'life' began. The question is, was 'non-life' just a bunch of free-wheeling molecules, or an arrangement of chemicals that exhibited some of the attributes we might agree today can easily be labelled as 'life'.

    2. Re:Overrated in a way by Blue+Stone · · Score: 3, Insightful
      We need to redefine what constitutes "life" to avoid silly mistakes like this, occuring from a flawed definition.

      I propose "5. The ability to wear a propellor-beanie."

      That should sort the wheat from the chaff!

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    3. Re:Overrated in a way by __past__ · · Score: 1

      This "point in time" would only be meaningful if you would find a definition of life that anybody would agree on. You probably won't. There isn't even consensus on what exactly the beginning and end of the life of a person means. Just think about viruses (the ones you don't read about on bugtraq), they do have DNA, but no real metabolism - are they life forms?

    4. Re:Overrated in a way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Viruses are more like amazing machines.

    5. Re:Overrated in a way by iCat · · Score: 1

      We can look at the cold virus today and agree it is alive. We can look at a spec of dust and agree it is not alive. What I am saying is that going from 'non-life'->'life', there must be a point where we agree, yep, it's now alive. A few steps before this agreement, we may say 'yes, this arrangement of chemicals shows some attributes of being alive, but it's not quite there yet'.

    6. Re:Overrated in a way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that would qualify 95% of us humans as death then.

    7. Re:Overrated in a way by jjhlk · · Score: 1

      Technically all as we know it just follows electrostatics, doesn't it? Or am I thinking of a less specific force...

    8. Re:Overrated in a way by maraist · · Score: 1

      Electro-statics implies non time-varying electric behavior. This involves the full collection of time-varying electric and thereby magnetic interactions. Which are too complex to even model for individual atoms. To give you an idea of the complexity. Imagine the gravitational field of 3 massive bodies. Knowing their mass is not enough; you must also know their initial velocities. Even then, you pretty much have to solve the system numerically with a particular margin of error.

      The problem grows unbounded as you add more massive bodies into the system.

      Now imagine an entire nucleus of such rotating relatively-similar massive bodies, surrounded by electric satilites which are massive enough to affect trajectories.

      Oh well

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  18. Not! by mcrbids · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd consider that one of the definitions of "life" could be "a pattern that attempts its own continuance despite destructive obstacles".

    Reproduction is simply a continuance of that pattern. Think about it:

    1) loud noise == cat runs to preserve itself.
    2) War == baby boomer generation.

    ad nasueum. What we have is a curiousity of bare physics, nothing more.

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    1. Re:Not! by NickFitz · · Score: 3, Funny
      War == baby boomer generation

      Yes, war is hell.

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    2. Re:Not! by Avian+visitor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you can't tell if a "pattern" is alive unless you expose it to a "destructive obstacle"?

      Bacteria will take no better attempts to survive than a forest fire. One is considered alive the other is not. How do you tell which one by your definition?

      On the other hand, an electric current (a pattern of moving electrons if you will) through a coil will fiercely attempt its continuance when confronted by a destructive obstacle - you will get a nice spark if you break the circuit. Again, we don't consider electron currents to be alive.

    3. Re:Not! by iCat · · Score: 1

      "a pattern that attempts its own continuance despite destructive obstacles".

      So Dodos were not alive?

    4. Re:Not! by rhakka · · Score: 1

      So Lemmings are not alive?

    5. Re:Not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you suggesting they did not attempt to continue living?

    6. Re:Not! by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      Bacteria will take no better attempts to survive than a forest fire. - How do you tell which one by your definition?

      After decades of treating infections with antibiotics, we now have bacteria that are extremely resistant (and some completely immune) to the more common medications.

      After centuries of fighting fires by dumping water on them, most fires can still be put out with water (certain chemical fires being the only exception).
      =Smidge=

  19. odd by potpie · · Score: 1

    This is probably going to spell doom for humankind. The plasma-monsters will look like those things in the Final Fantasy movie, and we'll have to build special living habitats like in Logan's Run.

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  20. Re:I for one. by termos · · Score: 1
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  21. Opps... That should be.... by tonywestonuk · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...I for one, welcome our NEW plasma life-form overlords!

    (next time I'll use preview)!

    1. Re:Opps... That should be.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Argh, stop it already!

      It has already been posted...

  22. More information... by JayBlalock · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Why didn't the article say more about under what exact conditions the plasmoids replicated and communicated? I mean, you can say they "duplicated themselves" when all you really did was cut one in half.

    Whether they were doing these things spontaneously (or in response to only environmental stimulii) would make a huge difference in how big this is.

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    1. Re:More information... by Gabrill · · Score: 1

      Darn . . . that cuts tubeworms off the chain of life . . .

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  23. A bit of wordplay here by beacher · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "the ability to replicate, to communicate information, and to metabolise and grow. He found that the spheres could replicate by splitting into two. Under the right conditions they also got bigger, taking up neutral argon atoms and splitting them into ions and electrons to replenish their boundary layers.
    Finally, they could communicate information by emitting electromagnetic energy, making the atoms within other spheres vibrate at a particular frequency. The spheres are not the only self-organising systems to meet all of these requirements. But they are the first gaseous "cells".

    Is a form of eletronic harmonic resonance communication? Is breaking apart in two and merging together reproduction? Given that water has surface tension (boundry layer), can communicate (ooh it vibrates), and reproduce (really vague definition here), water's alive by this vague definition.

    Sanduloviciu may have found something interesting, maybe he didn't, but the wordplay and generalizations don't cut it.
    -B

    1. Re:A bit of wordplay here by ScrewMaster · · Score: 0

      Well, given that most living organisms are composed almost entirely of water, going strictly on percentages one could easily conclude that impure water is "alive".

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    2. Re:A bit of wordplay here by iq+in+binary · · Score: 1

      Life is a process. Living organisms are really just extremely complicated machines. Ingest fuel, seek fuel, expel byproduct. With most life forms we know, this is done by giving the power supply (stomachs, basically) means to gather it's own fuel.

      What's happening here is essentially the same thing, it's just in a way we've not seen before.

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    3. Re:A bit of wordplay here by Brad+Mace · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I agree they're stretching quite a bit. For one, communication isn't happening unless some action is taken (or considered) in response to a message. Vibrating is not an intelligent or even an instinctual response; it's a basic physical property.

      the high temperature needed to form doesn't seem like a major issue since at the very least volcanos and geysers could provide such an environment.

      The plasma bubbles are interesting, but they don't seem to have even a wild guess about how they could have led to more typical forms of life.

  24. Just plasmids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These spheres are called plasmids and they were first seen more than 50 years ago. Nothing new here...

    1. Re:Just plasmids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry - I mean plasmoids...
      see: http://www.padrak.com/ine/ELEWIS1.html

  25. Fun w/ Plasma by feendster · · Score: 0

    Plasma is nifty stuff if you have ever played with it. I used to work in a lab w/ a few coaters that we used to coat our SEM samples so that the samples wouldn't charge. (Glow under examination in the chamber.)You could gold or cromium plate a set of safety glasses and various other things. I should have tried this mabe I would still have a job...

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  26. Season 5 by WTFmonkey · · Score: 3, Redundant
    Kent Brockman reports on Channel Six.

    Kent: We're just about to get our first pictures from inside the spacecraft with "average-naut" Homer Simpson, and we'd like to -- aah!
    [Camera shows a close-up of an ant floating in front of the three astronauts]
    Everyone: Aah!
    Kent: Ladies and gentlemen, er, we've just lost the picture, but, uh, what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has been taken over -- "conquered", if you will -- by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
    Marge: Mmm, don't worry, kids. I'm sure your father's all right.
    Lisa: What are you basing that on, Mom?

    1. Re:Season 5 by vanillacoke · · Score: 0

      God bless the old funny simpons...not like that fake new simpson that suck

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    2. Re:Season 5 by Psychic+Burrito · · Score: 1

      Isn't it funny that this joke needed 10 years to become a geek joke, then became boring in less than 2 weeks?

    3. Re:Season 5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kinda like All Your Base.

  27. More like a lava lamp by srichman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sorry, I think your first assessment is right. There are few new insights here. The phenomenon described in the article sounds roughly like the formation, "mitosis," and migration of bubbles in a lava lamp. Okay, you can call these things cells. That's somewhat reasonable. But the researcher said, "the emergence of such spheres seems likely to be a prerequisite for biochemical evolution." That sounds like serious pop science quakery to me. It is only correct with the loosest interpretation of "prerequisite," "bio," and/or "evolution," and even then it's highly misleading.

  28. You clod! by lateralus · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I'm inorganic you insensitive clod!

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  29. Makes no sense by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

    This sounds not much more than soap bubbles. This sounds like someone creating a simulation, nothing more. This is not where these cells are creating cells that are self sufficient, but just creating a similation. And saying that they communicate is like saying the two tin cans on a string communicate.

    1. Re:Makes no sense by iCat · · Score: 1

      is like saying the two tin cans on a string communicate

      They do communicate. There is a gravitational attraction between them. Maybe the reason we can't figure out how life began is because we don't think outside the box.

  30. Mr. Spock's commentary on plasma balls. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    "It's life, Jim ... but not as we know it."

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    1. Re:Mr. Spock's commentary on plasma balls. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spock ate my plasma balls?

    2. Re:Mr. Spock's commentary on plasma balls. by NortWind · · Score: 1

      No, that sounds more like Bones. Spock would say something like "Fascinating, this seems to be a non-organic life form."

    3. Re:Mr. Spock's commentary on plasma balls. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, actually in the episode where Spock got the flying fried egg stuck to his back and ended up temporarily blind because Bones used that really bright light to kill the thing, Spock said those exact words after analyzing one of them with his tricorder.

      Besides, in the song "Star Trekkin'" by The Firm, you hear Spock's voice saying "It's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it, it's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain."

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    4. Re:Mr. Spock's commentary on plasma balls. by NortWind · · Score: 1

      Well fine, so you are interested in history as it was, instead of history as it *should* have been.

    5. Re:Mr. Spock's commentary on plasma balls. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Sorry. I think I need to get out more.

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  31. overused by SHEENmaster · · Score: 0, Funny

    I for one welcome our new florescent desk lamp overlords...

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  32. Reality TV by sunderland56 · · Score: 0

    Imagine the horror movies you can make now, when your television screen can literally come alive....

    1. Re:Reality TV by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Yeah ... like in Videodrome. Come to think of it: what is a plasma display but a big collection of plasma balls? If we could induce them to spontaneously replicate we could make big screen TVs really cheap.

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  33. Re:No by NickFitz · · Score: 5, Interesting
    ...pathetic excuses for people with a dark soul that has been invaded by satan to replace God with primitive ideas

    What, like ignoring the intellectual faculties given you by the Creator in favour of slavish devotion to some ancient collection of fairy tales?

    No offence, but experiments with plasma aren't anything like as primitive as some of the things my Christian friends believe, such as the two creation myths in Genesis (although they never seem to have noticed that there are two, they just run with the cute serpent story).

    Just my $0.02. You may now inform me that I am damned.

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  34. ball lightning? by evilty · · Score: 1

    Is this how ball lightning is formed? sounds very similar to me.

    1. Re:ball lightning? by TheAvatar666 · · Score: 1

      No. The ball lightning is formed by tapping three mountains and spending three red mana on it.

  35. a anwser the Q. why I only have one sock ? by JOW · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That might explain why I only find one sock I always suspected some plasma DNA Thing,

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  36. Re:Gotta Love /. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    So what's wrong with First Person Shooter weaponry?

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  37. Mathematician's rule of the thumb: by Krapangor · · Score: 5, Funny
    if it's published in a journal with a title containing the word "chaos" then it's rubbish propability p is increased by
    min(1-p,exp(1/(1-p))).

    Some people even throw an integration over the spelling errors in the publication into this formula. (Seiberg's famous bad spelling trace integral.)

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    Owner of a Mensa membership card.
  38. Seed the Earth and Give Back the Life You Leech by tgraupmann · · Score: 1

    If these wisps form at high temperatures and can sustain themselves at high temperatures, what would happen if these beings were inserted into a volcano upon creation? Would Earth's core become a breeding ground and become a living ocean? Would Hell become a positive place?

    1. Re:Seed the Earth and Give Back the Life You Leech by tgraupmann · · Score: 1

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  39. My Polymer is Alive! by Salis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's viscous, it's a psuedoliquid! It can migrate down gravitational potentials! It can replicate itself by splitting (and even ostracize OTHER forms of polymers who try to get in between)! It vibrates, oh it vibrates! It absorbs water, it's drinking, it's drinking!

    MY GOD, IT'S ALIVE! ...
    (Yes, this is a joke)

    Physics itself produces some amazing phenomenom. While it might be cutesy that some plasma is splitting and vibrating synchronously (everything vibrates, sigh. Lasers vibrate synchronously), it is not 'Alive'.

    --
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    1. Re:My Polymer is Alive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The interesting implication from this article is that basic physical laws are, at a fundamental level, conducive to the formation of life. Note the formation of an analogue to the selectively porous bilipid (hydrophobic/hydrophilic) membrane layer to protect the inside of the "cell". If one were to take these predictions further, as the researcher has done, life on other planets (in various stages of evolution) is likely to be the norm and not the exception. The glaring absence here is of an apparent instruction-execution and memory system for more complex structure formation (e.g. Macromolecules -> DNA -> transcription -> translation -> amino acids -> proteins -> organelles, enzymes -> cell). Then again, this certainly hasn't stopped viruses from replicating through transduction via host bacteria cells.

      Another thought just hit me. If simple amino acids (precursors to DNA) form spontaneously given the right conditions (proven), and these electrostatic forces give the boundary layers necessary to isolate the inside of the "cells" from their environment, what if these amino acids were trapped in the protective membrane by chance? Given enough time and raw materials to form other amino acids, wouldn't this constitute of nucleus of sorts? Nah...something's wrong here.

    2. Re:My Polymer is Alive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Use plasma to bring a sexy doll to life
      2. ???
      3. Profit!

  40. someone please tell me... by acidrain69 · · Score: 1

    what the difference between replicate and duplicate is?

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    1. Re:someone please tell me... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Replicate implies that process is being performed by the object doing the replication.

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    2. Re:someone please tell me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it a process vs. product situation. Like to replicate a duplicate would be the act of creating a copy.

    3. Re:someone please tell me... by iCat · · Score: 1

      ... and the amazing thing is, once it starts, its a runaway process that inevitably leads from single cell life to complex organisms.

    4. Re:someone please tell me... by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

      'replicate' is if I re-type something you wrote.
      'duplicate' is if I put it on a photocopier.

      There's not much difference, but it's philosophical.

      --
      "Sometimes, I think Trent just needs a cup of hot chocolate and a blankie." -Tori Amos on Nine Inch Nails
    5. Re:someone please tell me... by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
      In this experiment, the plasmoids were replicating: they were making copies of themselves.

      In order to verify that this is real science, other scientists will have to duplicate (re-do) the experiment and see that it works out the same.

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    6. Re:someone please tell me... by iCat · · Score: 1

      There is a big difference if replication isn't always 100% accurate. Really, the question could be re-phrased 'What is the difference between evolution and duplication' and then it is not a trivial question at all.

    7. Re:someone please tell me... by Eldairn · · Score: 1

      This is what my dictionary says:
      Duplicate:(vb) 1)make an exact copy of; 2)repeat or equal

      Replicate:(vb) duplicate or repeat

      As both reference repeat(vb: say or do again), and replicate references duplicate, we can assume the two to be the
      same. As was said above, the difference is just philosophical. One just sounds better for differnt circumsances

    8. Re:someone please tell me... by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

      That's what life generally does, it replicates, and the 'errors' are where evolution takes place. Asexual species generally are less adaptable because they don't get to 'mix' genes while 'replicating'.

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  41. alive? by stevebob2019 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dammit, now PETA is going to come after my new big screen.

  42. Proving that life can originate off terra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Certainly creates a dynamic environment/behaviour where organic molecules can try trillions of possibilities.

    If a successful demo is ever achieved, I would be convinced that sol isn't the only place to say "where do we eat".

  43. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you read the parent post? The person did not mention Christianity or the Bible. Believing in creation does mean using the Bible as your handbook.

  44. They're called plasmoids by rotoplooker · · Score: 1

    These bubbles are called plasmoids and they were discovered long ago (see google - type plasmoids).

  45. Huge medical science breakthrough? by pr0ntab · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Did you even read the article?

    If so, did you comprehend it?

    Then you would know why no one has taken any effort to post anything meaningful. You're just seeing the funny-karma-whores and the crapflooders (background noise) who invade every article.

    Face it, CowboyNeal picked a dud. The article was full of hot gas and fanicful speculation.

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  46. Re:No by Exiler · · Score: 1

    You, sir, are damned to a life long orgy of sin and fun.

    damnit, that never sounds quite right from an atheist =/

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    Banaaaana!
  47. I'm gonna get crap for this, but... by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 1

    I find it amusing how quick people are to dismiss any possibility of a creator (e.g. God) but will believe in a theory that could only be illustrated by a group of individuals acting as "the creator" by purposely and intelligently orchestrating life. Even if the scientists involved could create a 100% "life" form using plasma, the fact that it was done with human intelligence and by procedure automatically discredits their findings which are ultimately suggesting life was based on life from chaos and randomness.

    1. Re:I'm gonna get crap for this, but... by iCat · · Score: 1

      Get yourself an education. Life evolved here (and probably elsewhere). There is no need for a 'Creator'

    2. Re:I'm gonna get crap for this, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tend to believe in a creator. IMO it takes as much faith to believe that matter (or at least the chain of events which led to it's creation) suddenly and spontaniously popping into existance as to believe in a God who said "Let there be light."

      Only reinforcing evidence I can produce is how biblical text is often against common sense and teaching through observation, yet is often perfect. Evolution is in the bible, atmosphere, gravity,... complex forms of human interaction. In some ways biblical teachings aggressively pursue "proof" through an irrational search for truth and teaches that denial of that truth would be without a doubt a lie.

      Reading from an untainted view point is almost impossible though.

    3. Re:I'm gonna get crap for this, but... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No crap. I have noticed that nobody here seems to be believing that the scientists involved in this experiment have created life, including the scientists involved in the experiment.

      And the Universe is hardly random. It is, in fact, governed by strict principles of operation, those of which we currently understand and can manipulate we know as "laws of physics". Those principles not only permit the existence of life but may actively encourage life (as we know it) to develop. Whether you believe in God (or don't), understand that life developed as a direct result of the way in which our Universe functions, not in spite of it. Perhaps God designed the Universe: in that case he is responsible for life on Earth. Perhaps not. That question is best left to theologians. Science is only attempting to determine how the mechanics of the physical world apply to how life came about on this little planet, and how that life changed over time.

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    4. Re:I'm gonna get crap for this, but... by bj8rn · · Score: 1

      And how exactly does "with human intelligence and by procedure" differ from "from chaos and randomness"?

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      Hell is not other people; it is yourself. - Ludwig Wittgenstein
    5. Re:I'm gonna get crap for this, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if the scientists involved could create a 100% "life" form using plasma, the fact that it was done with human intelligence and by procedure automatically discredits their findings which are ultimately suggesting life was based on life from chaos and randomness.


      Baloney. Scientists replicate various natural phenomena in the lab all the time. Whether something can be done in a lab, and whether it can or does happen in nature, are independent questions; it's not an either-or situation.
    6. Re:I'm gonna get crap for this, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this exchange could be considered proof of that.

    7. Re: I'm gonna get crap for this, but... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Even if the scientists involved could create a 100% "life" form using plasma, the fact that it was done with human intelligence and by procedure automatically discredits their findings which are ultimately suggesting life was based on life from chaos and randomness.

      Baloney. Scientists replicate various natural phenomena in the lab all the time. Whether something can be done in a lab, and whether it can or does happen in nature, are independent questions; it's not an either-or situation.

      His claims are increasingly becomming the last bastion of evolution deniers. Apparently some creationists think that if a scientist mixes two chemicals in a beaker, the scientists "makes" them react. Intelligence is some sort of supernatural phenomenon that bends a random universe to its will.

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    8. Re:I'm gonna get crap for this, but... by am+2k · · Score: 1

      Uhm... when physics wouldn't encourage our kind of life, there wouldn't be anybody of that kind here to think about that stuff, so your argument proofs right about nothing.

    9. Re:I'm gonna get crap for this, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      IMO it takes as much faith to believe that matter (or at least the chain of events which led to it's creation) suddenly and spontaniously popping into existance as to believe in a God who said "Let there be light."


      We have evidence for the laws of physics. What's the evidence for God?

      (Incidentally, we have evidence for things spontaneously popping into existence, too: quantum physics.)


      Only reinforcing evidence I can produce is how biblical text is often against common sense and teaching through observation, yet is often perfect.


      That's an interesting use of the word "perfect" there..
    10. Re:I'm gonna get crap for this, but... by cmorriss · · Score: 1
      Whether you believe in God (or don't), understand that life developed as a direct result of the way in which our Universe functions, not in spite of it.

      Where is your proof for this? Whether you believe in evolution (or don't) understand that as yet there is no proof that life on Earth developed from mere amino acids, water, lightning, and random chance. There is pretty much proof of evolution from lower lifeforms eventually into our own, but the evidence for the first appearance of a Cell coming out of a combinations of the aformentioned items is very sketchy at best.

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    11. Re:I'm gonna get crap for this, but... by iCat · · Score: 1

      Where is your proof for this?

      Example no 1: When water freezes it floats. If, instead, it formed on the sea/lake/river bed it would kill everything that lived there.

      I could go on, but I don't think you are interested in the facts.

    12. Re: I'm gonna get crap for this, but... by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 1

      Evolution deniers? Evolution has yet to prove itself whatsoever. It takes far more faith to believe evolution than it does Creationism (and I've believed both at one point in time). It is just as much "religion" as any other approach to explain human existence, and is dangerous because it is hinged on the presupposition of anti-supernaturalism - which makes it an UN_scientific method because it preemptively ignores data. In response to the other reply, theistic evolution (the idea that God exists, but didn't play a direct role in creating man) is illogical and suggests that God would create a fallable system that constantly requires "tweaking". Bottom line, either God directly created us or there is no God. If you believe there is no God, I certainly see why you'd be so fast to believe in such a fairy tale as evolution. (By the way, every single "missing link" you base your beliefs in was rejected by science)

    13. Re: I'm gonna get crap for this, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the thinking goes like:

      God created a process which to day we call evolution.
      God let one plus one equal two instead of three.
      In polarity opposites attract and...

    14. Re: I'm gonna get crap for this, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Evolution deniers? Evolution has yet to prove itself whatsoever.


      Yes, that's the definition of "evolution denier": someone who refuses to face the facts.


      It takes far more faith to believe evolution than it does Creationism (and I've believed both at one point in time).


      Evolution has centuries of evidence supporting it. Creationism has nothing. Arguing with someone who thinks there is little evidence for evolution is like arguing with a flat-Earther.


      It is just as much "religion" as any other approach to explain human existence,


      It is no more "religion" than any other branch of science.


      and is dangerous because it is hinged on the presupposition of anti-supernaturalism - which makes it an UN_scientific method because it preemptively ignores data.


      Nonsense. Science does not incorporate untestable and unfalsifiable hypotheses with no predictive power. That excludes supernaturalism. There's a reason why science does not consider the Zeus theory of lightning.

      I could go around "explaining" every phenomenon in the world by saying, "God did it", but that doesn't make it science.


      In response to the other reply, theistic evolution (the idea that God exists, but didn't play a direct role in creating man) is illogical and suggests that God would create a fallable system that constantly requires "tweaking".


      "Illogical"? Who are you to tell God how to do things?


      Bottom line, either God directly created us or there is no God.


      False dichotomy.


      If you believe there is no God, I certainly see why you'd be so fast to believe in such a fairy tale as evolution.


      The majority of theists also believe in evolution, just like they believe in the heliocentric theory of planetary motion -- despite the denials of a few nutjobs such as yourself.


      (By the way, every single "missing link" you base your beliefs in was rejected by science)


      Not even remotely true (not that evolution is based on "missing links" to begin with).
    15. Re:I'm gonna get crap for this, but... by jjhlk · · Score: 1

      Still pretty cold for life to begin down there, isn't it? Or are you just referring to those sea mammals nowadays?

    16. Re:I'm gonna get crap for this, but... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      ... as yet there is no proof that life on Earth developed from mere amino acids, water, lightning, and random chance.

      One thing I've noticed is that people who bandy the word "proof" around often have little understanding of science or scientific method. The irony is that those who want absolute PROOF of that which conflicts with their most-cherished beliefs generally have no proof of their own to back up those beliefs. No reputable scientist would ever claim to know, at this stage, how life arose on Earth. Perhaps we never will. That should not stop us from trying to figure it out, however.

      Science is about understanding, not proof, and understanding may come in many levels, many shades of grey. Scientific advancement is an incremental process, whereby we (the human race, that is) acquire ever-more-refined knowledge of the way the Universe operates. Newton's laws of motion, for example, described certain aspects of reality as well as could be managed in his time. We have since refined our understanding of how things work, of course, but that didn't make Newton's work any less useful. As a matter of fact, for many calculations Newton's Laws remain very useful approximations, and are still used to this day.

      Scientists, like those in the aforementioned article, are trying to advance our understanding of what lies around us, and what existed untold billions of years ago. The fact that their work does not (yet) constitute absolute "proof" in your terms is irrelevant: it is a step in the right direction and valuable for that reason alone.

      I have no reason not to believe that life began here eons ago due to a series of fortuitous chemical reactions: this is certainly the simplest explanation of who we are and how we got here. Occam's Razor is satisfied. It is also the explanation that best fits the available evidence, even if we can't yet reproduce the process. I wouldn't want to bank against that happening someday: you may get that proof of yours yet, if you live long enough.

      In any event, if you want to invoke space aliens, pantheons, supreme beings or any other external influence you, my friend, are the one that needs to provide some evidence. Science is at least attempting to actually answer the question, rather than simply accepting the more dogmatic "God did it."

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    17. Re:I'm gonna get crap for this, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not suggesting that the first-ever form of life didn't come about due to the way the universe works, are you?

    18. Re:I'm gonna get crap for this, but... by iCat · · Score: 1

      What is a sea mammal? A surfer?

    19. Re: I'm gonna get crap for this, but... by iCat · · Score: 1

      either God directly created us or there is no God.

      You're not a Catholic are you? If you are, read this.

  48. Bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't you ever correct me again motherfucker.

    1. Re:Bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll correct you with the back of hand iff'n ya ain't careful

  49. Spider Robinson == J. H. (Particular) Christ! by Dr.+Smeegee · · Score: 2, Informative

    Spider Robinson posited this kind of life in Telempath, a way-neato "vengence is stupid" story filled with the usual Robinson themes: Brotherly love, Tolerance and Good Weed.

  50. Re:No by b-baggins · · Score: 1

    I always get the biggest laugh out of "educated, enlightened, I've moved past unthinking Christian mindless robot" types who are unthinking mindless robot types.

    Do you honestly think you are the first person in the history of the world to notice the two creation accounts in Genesis?

    Do you think that all the great Christian thinkers like Irreanus, Aquinas, Luther, Calivn, etc. didn't know there were two creation accounts in Genesis?

    Do you think they just looked at it, and said, Oh, my, they disagree. We'll just sweep the second one under the rug!

    If you do think this, then you really should be too embarrassed to call any Christian unthinking or ignorant, or blinded to reality.

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  51. I agree, They hyperbole too much. by zymano · · Score: 1

    Slow news week.

  52. Re:No by NickFitz · · Score: 1

    The capitalisation of "God" and the mention of Satan hinted that we were at least talking about Judaism, Christianity, or Islam. My point is, I think, valid for all three.

    I am also happy to accept that similar criticisms could be levelled against just about any religion, as they all involve some degree of acceptance of the absurd. So Christians shouldn't feel that I'm picking on them; I was citing my friends by way of example, but if the original post came from somebody of a different faith, then I'll say the same about my Moslem and even my Hindu friends. (For some reason, I don't know any Polynesian animists.)

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  53. Old news... by Samosmatiker · · Score: 1

    Stanislaw Lem wrote a very good piece fiction about a scientist discovering a form of live in plasma about 15 years ago. I can't remember the title, but that should be no problem: just read the first Lem story you can get, these are seriously good stuff.

  54. Yes, that makes a *lot* of sense by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

    Soap bubbles are important too.

    The idea is that you need some kind of self replicating self forming cell structure before you can have DNA; something to protect whatever gets trapped and absorbed inside.

    Without plasma cells, you can't contemplate plasma life because the cell protects, shields, and encourages whatever happens inside from whatever is happening outside.

  55. This would explain a lot. by jd · · Score: 0, Troll

    Think about it. Members of Congress are all full of (extremely) hot air. What if, in truth, these are merely humanoid shells around plasma lifeforms bent on taking over the world?

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  56. Re:No by NickFitz · · Score: 1
    Do you honestly think you are the first...

    Of course not. I don't see how you could possibly draw such an inference from what I said. Still, for the record:
    I am aware of this because it was pointed out to me at some time, either in a book or during my studies in Comparative Religion at university. Like so much I know, I didn't think of it first. (I did wonder, when I became aware of it, why 18 years of Catholic upbringing had failed to draw my attention to it.)

    Humble apologies for using some background knowledge, blatantly culled from libraries, when posting to Slashdot. I'll stick to unreasoned diatribes, unsupported by evidence, in future.

    Have a good weekend :-)

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  57. Underrated too by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think a lot of people are missing some of the implications too.

    Before true life can occur, there needs, I think, to be a process, a method, a life cycle, where something like a plasma ball, a soap bubble, or a fatty lipid ball, can be produced and propagated. You need to be able to, in the absence of real life, create an environment that encourages, protects, and shields the life-activity from what happens outside the life activity.

    So plasma balls that can cleanly separate inside reactions from outside reactions is important, all the more so if they are self assembling from nothing; given enough time and random variables it's likely that one or two of them will form with something *interesting* trapped inside, something that will further enhance the operation of the plasma ball, and over time that may "evolve" into something a lot like life.

    But first you need the plasma balls to trap the "interesting" bits first.

    1. Re:Underrated too by iCat · · Score: 1

      I think this article is more important than the dismisive comments suggest. Given enought time, who knows what could "evolve". You know, if enough plasma balls form in a short period of time, things could get interesting.

    2. Re:Underrated too by ddimas · · Score: 1
      From Biology class. Living things have the following attributes:

      I.) Metabolism (or energy flow). A fire meets this criterion.

      II.) Movement. Again a fire meets this criterion. Plants also meet this criterion, by growth.

      III.) Anabolism (growth). A fire meets this criterion.

      IV.) Reproduction. A fire meets this criterion too.

      V.) Irritability (or responsiveness to changes in the environment). A fire meets this criterion.

      VI.) Inheritance (the ability to recieve information, somehow, from previous generations). A fire DOES NOT meet this criterion.

      The inablity to meet any of the above criterion means the thing is not alive.

  58. wow by Illserve · · Score: 1

    I could do the same with oil bubbles floating on water and a toothpick. Didn't know I was creating life, wow.

    What's the title you put in front of your name to designate deity status?

    1. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sig: Almighty

  59. Mod Parant Up by Unregistered · · Score: 1

    It's a joke. Laugh. If you see a joke and don't get it, just move on, don't mod troll.

  60. Yes, yes you are. by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Disclaimer: I am Christian, but I believe that the creation account in the bible is metaphorical.

    This orchestration of life is almost certainly bullshit. Even if a life-form could evolve from his bubbles, it would not share many of the features of life on earth. These things are pretty much miniature ball lightning.

    However, many of the experiments into the origin of life are quite reasonable. Scientists have a pretty good idea of the environment about the time that life arose (at least, the time it arose if you trust fossil evidence). So they try to simulate things like lightning strikes or tidal pools in a similar environment, and they find that it creates many of the prerequisites for life "as we know it," including amino acids, nucleic acids, and microscopic spheres bounded by structures siimilar to prokaryotic membranes (no, I'm not talking about the plasma experiments).

    Such experiments do not have humans "designing" life, but merely trying to recreate conditions which could have started it.

    In any case, development of life this way can still be consistent with a God that created the universe, and possibly guided the development of life.

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    1. Re:Yes, yes you are. by iCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      In any case, development of life this way can still be consistent with a God that created the universe, and possibly guided the development of life

      I agree with most of what you say, however there is no evidence for the above statement.

    2. Re:Yes, yes you are. by J.+J.+Ramsey · · Score: 1

      In any case, development of life this way can still be consistent with a God that created the universe, and possibly guided the development of life

      I agree with most of what you say, however there is no evidence for the above statement.



      He said that God would be consistent with such a development of life, not that God indeed spurred such a development of life.

    3. Re:Yes, yes you are. by iCat · · Score: 1

      He said:

      and possibly guided the development of life

      so show me the evidence.

    4. Re:Yes, yes you are. by jpkunst · · Score: 1

      development of life this way can still be consistent with a God that created the universe

      Everything can be consistent with 'a God that created the universe'. The notion (of a God that created the universe) is unfalsifiable, hence meaningless from a scientific point of view.

      JP

    5. Re:Yes, yes you are. by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

      Not meaningless, but certainly unscientific.

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    6. Re:Yes, yes you are. by ddimas · · Score: 1
      Don't be a dolt. Do you really think God is going to sit and wait for you to complete your experiments, decide the data was somehow biased, and then conclude that it's all baloney anyhow? Be serious, when you are ready to speak with God, then he will be there for you. In the meantime, all your scientific experimentation will do you absolutly no good.

      A wicked and adulterous generation asks for a miraculous sign! But none will be given it except the sign of the prophet Jonah.

      Matthew 12:38-40 Read the whole quote in the Bible.

    7. Re:Yes, yes you are. by ddimas · · Score: 1

      True. Science has nothing at all to say about God.

    8. Re:Yes, yes you are. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think God is going to sit and wait for you to complete your experiments, decide the data was somehow biased, and then conclude that it's all baloney anyhow?


      It isn't unreasonable to base one's decisions on evidence. That you think otherwise says more about you than the other poster.


      Be serious, when you are ready to speak with God, then he will be there for you.


      Didn't happen. (And don't pull that No True Scotsman "you weren't really ready crap on me.)
    9. Re:Yes, yes you are. by ddimas · · Score: 1

      I can't speak to your state of readiness. I was not there, in truth only you can really answer that question. As to requiering evidence before you believe, well then, prove to me Julius Caeser existed. Historical phenomena are rarely subject to scientific experimentation. Scientific experimentation to prove/disprove the existance of God amounts to a hostile cross examination in a court of law, and God has no requirement to be there.

    10. Re:Yes, yes you are. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As to requiering evidence before you believe, well then, prove to me Julius Caeser existed. Historical phenomena are rarely subject to scientific experimentation.


      So what? Are you really equating the evidence required to believe in the existence of God, to the evidence required to believe in the existence of Julius Caesar?


      Scientific experimentation to prove/disprove the existance of God amounts to a hostile cross examination in a court of law,


      Oh for cripes sake. You sound like God had something to hide.


      and God has no requirement to be there.


      Then he'll understand when people don't find the evidence convincing, won't he?
    11. Re: Yes, yes you are. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Not meaningless, but certainly unscientific.

      For all practical purposes meaningless as well: a "theory" that is compatible with everything has absolutely no explanatory power at all. To the extent that it's offered as an explanation of something, it's meaningless.

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    12. Re:Yes, yes you are. by ddimas · · Score: 1
      Are you really equating the evidence required to believe in the existence of God, to the evidence required to believe in the existence of Julius Caesar?

      In a word, yes.

      You sound like God had something to hide.

      No, God has nothing to hide that we can understand. BTW I'd like to know you better, now if you'll just strap yourself to this dissection table here...

      Then he'll understand when people don't find the evidence convincing, won't he?

      Don't be a fool. He knows your every thought before you do. If you desire to be one of His bretheren then He will help you, if you do not then He will stand back.

    13. Re:Yes, yes you are. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you really equating the evidence required to believe in the existence of God, to the evidence required to believe in the existence of Julius Caesar?

      In a word, yes.


      In your words, don't be a fool. It takes a hell of a lot more evidence to be convinced of the existence of an omnipotent, omniscient being that leaves no sign of physical existence, than the existence of a particular human being.


      You sound like God had something to hide.

      No, God has nothing to hide that we can understand.


      As if you had any way of knowing, other than a book said so.


      BTW I'd like to know you better, now if you'll just strap yourself to this dissection table here...


      Wanting to have evidence of God is hardly the same as dissecting him. If he'd stop hiding, it wouldn't be an issue.


      Then he'll understand when people don't find the evidence convincing, won't he?

      Don't be a fool. He knows your every thought before you do. If you desire to be one of His bretheren then He will help you, if you do not then He will stand back.


      Ah, the wonderful theistic tautology. If you believe, then you will believe. You know, if you want to be one of Allah's bretheren enough, you will end up one, too. (If you don't, then you didn't really want it.)
    14. Re:Yes, yes you are. by ddimas · · Score: 1
      In your words, don't be a fool. It takes a hell of a lot more evidence to be convinced of the existence of an omnipotent, omniscient being that leaves no sign of physical existence, than the existence of a particular human being.

      If God appeared before you in the flesh, with an Angelic host proclaiming His divinity, and an army of the Saints attesting to Him. You would come to the only possible conclusion.

      I have lost my mind.

      There will never be enough indisputable evidence to convince you. If nothing else you will dispute the evidence of your own senses. You will demand proof after proof after proof, and still you will not be convinced. If you found yourself before the very Throne of God you would not believe.

      So tell me, why should God try to convince you?

      1. Don't be a fool. He knows your every thought before you do. If you desire to be one of His bretheren then He will help you, if you do not then He will stand back.
      Ah, the wonderful theistic tautology. If you believe, then you will believe. You know, if you want to be one of Allah's bretheren enough, you will end up one, too. (If you don't, then you didn't really want it.)

      You know that's not what I said. If you wish for help, ask. Help will be given. Using scientific methodology to settle the question of whether or not God exists is like using a hammer to drive screws. The method is inappropriate.

  61. A missed golden opportunity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should have called it "Homer: A Space Odyssey". Two references in one!

  62. more you learn, the less you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Not that these bubbles are living, cuz I don't know. But seems like scientists all think they are so damn smart because they have a degree. Whoopie doo! People should stop with this egocentric BS already. I'm willing to bet in 2K years, people will look back and say, "boy were 98% of their assumptions and understandings wrong."

    This so called intelligence on planet earth is just a f-ing delusion. Wake up people. We know jack shit about how things really work. We just have a bunch of theories glued to gether with spit. Statements in the artile like "scientists will have to rethink how live evolves" only tell us one thing. The scientist who did the research or the writer who wrote the article have big ego issues. Neither of them are really important so get back to your life and start liking a human being.

  63. Re:No by CvD · · Score: 1

    Man, if I had mod points, I'd mod you up. Excellent reply. :-)

  64. I like the old theory better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well it MAY be possible that is how a type of cell could be produced, I don't think it was how we came about.

    UV radiation from the sun (Free energy) causing chemical reactions to occur (NH3, C02, etc..) which form organic chemicals that then got trapped inside micels, which form automatically in water is a better theory.

  65. Mountain out of a mole hill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those aren't "life" any more than soap bubbles are.

    Soap bubbles have a barrier separating the inside from the outside; they can divide, and they can combine; they can even transmit messages - when one pops the vibration may be transferred to its neighbors, making them vibrate or pop in turn, and so on.

    This scientist should have gone for the, uh, bifecta and announced that the plasma bubbles also undergo low-temperature fusion and produce more energy than they consume.

  66. Not funny. by TeknoHog · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, plasma overlords welcome YOU! Before you ask, yes, I can imagine a Beowulf cluster of Soviet plasma overlords. And all your hot grits are belong to naked and petrified Natalie Portman's panties.

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  67. For crying out loud! by meekg · · Score: 1

    following their logic, so are soap bubbles.

    Great experimenters, bad thinkers.

  68. It's alive! by CommonModeNoise · · Score: 1

    "Oh, Rumania, Rumania, Rumania, Rumania, Rumania, Rumania, Rumania. Was such a lovely place, I just can't explain ya..."

  69. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Do you think that all the great Christian thinkers like Irreanus, Aquinas, Luther, Calivn, etc. didn't know there were two creation accounts in Genesis?"

    If I'm not mistaken, they weren't literalists like we have today.

    If you're a Biblical literalist, then you pretty much *have* to ignore one account or the other.

  70. Jonny Quest -- The Invisible Monster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Old story -- I think I saw this on Jonny Quest about a third of a century ago: The Invisible Monster.

  71. Ball Lightning by God+of+Lemmings · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Gee. Why am I not surprised by this. Perhaps because I've heard of ball lightning ages ago. I find it odd that this article on Sanduloviciu doesn't even mention anything about it either.

    More interesting references.
    http://www.amasci.com/tesla/balligntn .txt
    http://www.eskimo.com/~billb/tesla/ballgtn.h tml

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  72. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The two accounts are complementary, not contradictory. It's a common literary device, used in many places by many authors. Do you condemn every case of a summary presentation followed by a detailed exposition, or are you picking on the Bible for a particular reason?

    And are you aware that while you were brought up in the Roman Catholic Church, that it is far closer to Hindu roots than to true, Biblical Christianity? The Bible disagrees with vast amounts of the Catholic religion, which is why the Catholic Church has added "tradition" and the magisterium as arbiters over the Bible, and is why the Catholics have added apocryphal books to the Bible, to try to gain support for their heretical apostasies.

  73. Scientists... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    MAN in LAB COAT: Throw the switch!

    IGOR throws the switch.

    MAN in LAB COAT: Its alive...ALIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!

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  74. Re:No by bj8rn · · Score: 1
    I did wonder, when I became aware of it, why 18 years of Catholic upbringing had failed to draw my attention to it

    Maybe it was because of the Catholic upbringing that you didn't notice it before. It's not like the creation part is often discussed in sermons, and I doubt that all Christians have actually read the bible (I may be wrong in both, of course, as I have no first hand experience). I, a wretched atheist/agnostic, noticed two different versions of the creation myth the first time I actually read the Bible.

    Like so much I know, I didn't think of it first

    There are lots of things you are used to doing or knowing, but don't actually think about unless someone points them out to you, or you are deprived of them (like when your hand gets cut off). Things that don't actually have any meaning to you. Like everything I have just said - I had known all this for a while, but not actually thought of it before. But now, typing this post made me think that I need to give it all a bit more thought. So I'll now stop ranting about things you probably already know. Period.

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  75. This is semantics x 10000000 by popo · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised that New Scientist reached this far into the barrel of pseudoscience for this story.

    What an absolute bunch of rubbish.

    They have conveniently used semantics to call:

    "spherical" shapes "Cellular structures",
    "breaking in two" --> "Cellular division"
    "radiation" --> "Communication"

    And the combination of these poetically inspired semantics --> "Life!"

    How about this new "lifeform":
    Slashdot itself grows, divides and mutates. My GOD! Slashdot is alive... ALIVE!!! And COWBOY NEAL IS ... "GOD"?!!!

    Does anyone remember "science"?

    That's my 2 cents... I'm off to see my astrologer for some advice on which crystals to wear today...

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  76. Re:No by NickFitz · · Score: 1
    The two accounts are complementary, not contradictory.

    In Genesis chapter 1, the plants are created on the third day, and man and woman on the sixth day. In Genesis chapter 2, Adam is created, after that the plants, and after that Eve. Still, executive summaries never do fully capture the sense of the whole report.

    And yes, not only am I aware of the peculiarities of Catholicism, I also raised the question in a CompRel tutorial once as to why a certain phrase of Hindu scripture, predating the time of Jesus Christ, was repeated almost verbatim in one of the Gospels. The explanation offered by the professor (and that's a real professor, not a postgrad researcher with a fancy job title) was that knowledge of Hinduism was available in the Middle East at the time of Christ, and was known to be incorporated in the teachings of various off-mainstream Judaic cults. So it looks like, if your Bible is the word of God, it may well be Hanuman speaking to you.

    It's teatime here now, so I'm going to cook my dinner. In the words of English comedian Dave Allen: "Goodnight, and may your God go with you."

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  77. The "God" Father... and why we dismiss it. by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

    There's a pretty good reason for this. The existence of a God cannot be tested. We don't know the bounds by which such a being could exist for us to be able to create a control subject (ie... a universe where a God doesn't exist).

    If it can't be tested, there's little reason to simply accept and assume creationism is the answer to everything.

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  78. Correction, and apologies to Dave Allen by NickFitz · · Score: 1

    Dave Allen is, of course, Irish. My bad :-(

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  79. He's created POLITICIANS !!! by fygment · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... outer layers of ions with hot gas trapped inside. Actually, only simulated politicians since in real ones the hot gas is rarely trapped inside for long.

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  80. Mandatory Science Fiction Nerd reference by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

    Proof, Hal Clement.

    Kron ownz0rs.

  81. I call shenanigans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    You wanna see a plasma lamp?

    If your at work, look up.

    Those florescent lights are plasma lights with a phosphorus coating that absorbs the UV light emitted by the plasma and emits visible light. The plasma is created by applying high voltage to the electrodes.

    Did you know that there is no such thing as a white fluorescent light?

    The lights are shifted ever so slightly towards either the red green or blue spectrum. Thats why if you go into a older office building and look up you will likely notice that some of the lamps just don't look the same - look at it closely relative to the other lights and you can tell what color shift it has.

    Neon lamps (I believe any noble gas will do), cold cathode lamps (the ones people install in their windowed computer cases), those cheesy globes that when you touch them lightning shaped light appears to be reaching for your finger - all plasma.

    Read about plasma here:

    http://www.prl.dcu.ie/expl.html


    Here are the different ways to create plasma:

    http://www.phys.tue.nl/EPG/epghome/polylab/sourc es .htm


    Or if you can find them - some of you probably remember these:

    http://bulbmuseum.net/bulbs/figuralargon.htm


    Noble gases:

    http://www.theodoregray.com/PeriodicTable/Elemen ts /NobleGases/index.s7.html


    Anyway the real story here is the tools that they used to capture the data in the instant that is takes to turn on the lamps. I see nothing of intrest here esp. regarding 'life'.

    The crap about life is garbage. Plasma is the fourth state of matter (solid, liquid, gas, plasma). They are not "reproducing" thereby mimicking life. Rather, they are merely converting an element from one physical state to another.

    Quick theory:

    Gas can not pass an electrical current because if the electrons (- charge) in the atom move then the rest of the atom goes along with including the + charged protons.

    The electrical potential (voltage) has to be high enough such that the electrons begin to be ripped away from the atom itself. This exchange of energy causes the gas matter to change from a gas state to a plasma state and is called ionization. The emission of light (photons) is caused by the change in energy states. As you can see here..

    http://zebu.uoregon.edu/~js/ast123/images/bohr_a to m.gif


    When an electron jumps from one orbit to another energy must be released by the atom this energy is released in a form of a proton at a fixed wavelength relative to the distance of the state change (atom specific). If the wavelength falls into the visible range of the EM spectrum you'll be able to see it.

  82. Here's some more crap on your shoe... by Eldairn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I agree with iCat. Go get an education. A real one this time.

    Anyway, on to something on a slight side note. Here's a great rant by esteemed author Ben Bova. He gives a good argument on why teaching creationism is a load of bull, and that all the agguments against evolution and for creationism are ultimately flawed. Very enlightening.

  83. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, the point of chapter 2 of Genesis is that God created individual examples of each while Adam watched, for two reasons. One was so Adam could name them; the other was so Adam saw that God was the Creator of everything. Note that chapter 1 deals with times, while 2 does not. 1 talks about the entire earth, while 2 talks about inside the garden.

    What are you claiming the Hindu teaching is in the gospels?

  84. Re:This is semantics x 10000000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but radiation is communication. How do you think radio communication works? Satellite communication? Optical fibers networks? Sheesh, computer engineers...

  85. Life on gas giants by theolein · · Score: 1

    While everyone and their mothers are claiming fake (which it could be), this could revolutionise the SETL (life, not intelligence) because gas giants would be ideal for the source of life on this level, having both lots of gases and energy.

    Would be damn interesting if living organisms of this sort were to be found on Jupiter, Saturn or even Titan, would be trying to communicate with them on a level which they would understand.

  86. Beauty products built by science by kahendricks · · Score: 1

    People tend to take theory and carry it to far.

    check out my website!

    http://www.beautipage.com/escape2spa/

  87. Re:Richard Simmons by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

    What, haven't you ever watched Richard's "Sweatin Plasma to the Oldies"? I've known all along.

  88. I was going to bring up the Starchild Trilogy... by freeBill · · Score: 1

    ...but you've outdistanced me by about 20 years.

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  89. They don't communicate by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

    They neither initiate the transmissions or understand the transmissions sent. This is saying a wire communicates because it carries the phone signal across it.

  90. fire! huh huh huh by zurmikopa · · Score: 1

    Fire can also grow and replicate though I suppose it doesn't communicate without intervention.

    Is it alive?

    1. Re:fire! huh huh huh by Tidal+Flame · · Score: 1

      Don't forget lava lamps...

  91. He wrote Solaris more than 30 years ago [nt] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [nt]

  92. I am a Blob! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, This message is being sent from basiclinux, totally unaltered, with no Slackware 7.1 packages added yet, and not installed on my hard drive as yet. Being a Plasma Blob, with not much personality, this is the only OS that I am allowed to use! I did, however, get "mail" to work, and actually downloaded three spams, one for some sort of VHS to CD program, overpriced at 70.00, and one from a supposedly worthless woman who just wants to chat, and one offering to (well, it's in some foriegn language, so I don't know what the offer was).

  93. Wow, This calls for a biblical rewrite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    And then the lord, on the 6.9th day in his infinite wisdom told to plasma to reproduce and be bountiful. The plasma froliced and rejoiced in all that was good, reproducing in large numbers and serving the word of the lord. The lord then in his mercy produced forth the other creations such as carps , sloths and the breakfast cereals, and all was well and good.

  94. Re:They do communicate by iCat · · Score: 1

    I didn't say it was intelligent communication. Your analogy is poor.

    It is still communication.

  95. Re:No by Neop2Lemus · · Score: 1
    Ummm.

    Not all Christians buy the 6-day creation story.

    Its actually a bit of a contentious point, all those old testament stories, IMHO

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  96. Re:No by Neop2Lemus · · Score: 1
    whats the quote? I wanna know...

    Seriously.

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  97. s/funny/fun/ by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    Try it sometime. (-:

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  98. As it turns out... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
    ...stars are quite different to how even current theory predicts them to be.

    There is a very thin, very hot wrapper of plasma around a relatively cool main body, but if you read any science textbook they'll tell you that the inside of the Sun is hotter - and then blithely skip over the obvious conundrum that sunspots, holes into the Sun, are cooler than their surrounds. There are stacks more electromagnetic effects than there are supposed to be, and in fact our own Sun acts like a bloody great anode.

    The Dark Matter/Dark Energy hunters might want to speculate about whether in fact they're looking for Dark Cathodes, and some elliptical galaxies are just very positive. (-:

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    1. Re:As it turns out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a very thin, very hot wrapper of plasma around a relatively cool main body, but if you read any science textbook they'll tell you that the inside of the Sun is hotter -


      That's because it is.


      and then blithely skip over the obvious conundrum that sunspots, holes into the Sun, are cooler than their surrounds.


      Sunspots are not "holes into the Sun". Sunspots are cooler than their surrounds because magnetic fields in the region slow the convection which brings hotter matter up from the interior.
  99. Oops! by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    missed the link by one line.

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  100. Re:No by jonhuang · · Score: 1

    Save your vitrol for replying to sincere people--that guy was obviouslly trolling; he's no more religious than you (and probably posted for the same reasons).

  101. I Thought webster might help i.e. life by annisette · · Score: 0

    I thought about the word Life, Then went to "sentient" Found in Webster's.."Responsive to or conscious of sense impressions" #2 definition of sentient used the word "aware"..so..Web's again, "aware" "Having or showing realization, perception or knowledge" So unless these gas bubbles etch "Turn out that light!" on their glass bottle we can sleep safely until the elephant clouds arrive.

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  102. soap, water and oil. by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    A lava lamp only contains two substances, but hte gas molicules have three.
    Ions, electrons and atoms.

    in theory you could construct simila cells using water, oil and ionic soap.

    The tail end of the soap would bind to the oil and the head end to the water like so:

    wwwwwwwwwwwww
    wwwwSSSwwwwww
    wwwS000Swwwww
    wwSOOOOOSwwww
    wwwSOOOOSwwww
    wwwwSSSwwwwww
    www wwwwwwwwww

    IF you were clever you should be able to create a soap-oil-soap membrane layer and create a 'cell' a bit like:

    wwwwwwwwwwwww
    wwwwSSSwwwwww
    wwwS0S0Swww ww
    wwSOSwSOSwwww
    wwwSOSOOSwwww
    wwwwSSSwwwwww
    w wwwwwwwwwwww

    Simila to how our cells that have membrains.

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  103. And for the older members of the audience by xmedar · · Score: 1

    "There's a fire sir" - The Andromeda Strain

    Of course like Andromeda these plasma "creatures" feed off energy, yet another blurring between the worlds of fact and fiction, who knew?

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  104. Did you read my post? by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

    I never said anything about these plasma things being alive. Why are you?

    1. Re:Did you read my post? by ddimas · · Score: 1

      Sorry, it's late around here and I flashed back to the whole discussion about micells back in the late '70's early '80's.
      The plasma things are interesting, but, until some means of transmitting information to future generations is found, life it will not be. i thought the article itself was trivial.

    2. Re:Did you read my post? by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

      Haha, you're right, this is exactly like micelles.

      Not disagreeing with you, but trying to explain to those who don't know why it might be more important than not. If nothing else, we have discovered another self organizing principle; gather enough of them together, and there may be the possibility of life.

    3. Re:Did you read my post? by ddimas · · Score: 1

      Thank you.

  105. Imagine... by kdsolutions · · Score: 0

    a beowulf cluster of these.

    and

    1.Plasma blob.
    2.Life.
    3.???
    4.Plasma blobs!

    Now that all of this is out of the way, have fun!

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  106. WE had this drinking game on ST:TNG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That whenever they would mention the word "plasma" we would gulp down our beer...

    It seems that they overused the word to substitute missing words...

  107. Not life, but misrepresentation by flaXen_5 · · Score: 1

    This article is totally obsurd. Pay close attention to the wording. These lines get my attention right away as being quietly deceptive:

    "He found that the spheres could replicate by splitting into two." Indeed, the spheres may split in two parts, but how did they do it and do they done it on their own? What is "could" supposed to mean? A potential for division? Did HE split them? I don't see how the magnetic properties of this plasma would cause this to happen without external intervention.

    "Under the right conditions they also got bigger, taking up neutral argon atoms and splitting them into ions and electrons to replenish their boundary layers." They "take up" atoms as in consumption, right? To me, it sounds like he's suggesting these gass balls have intent, as if the bubbles intended to separate some electrons from their atoms. Of course they don't think, so isn't it more likely that this is a natural effect of this process? Is this really 'eating', so-to-speak, or is it a self-sustaining 'effect'? What makes it different from a candle wick sucking up liquified wax? How many other reactions like this also qualify as a prerequisite for life?

    "Finally, they could communicate information by emitting electromagnetic energy, making the atoms within other spheres vibrate at a particular frequency" Wait a second... How does "could communicate" mean they "are communicating". If this is just an unproven potential ability, then how dows that qualify it *currently* for this "communication" criterium of cellular life?

    At the top of the article, it stated, "Physicists have created blobs of gaseous plasma that can grow, replicate and communicate - fulfilling most of the traditional requirements for biological cells." Have they truly fufilled these requirements, or just made a bunch of confusing analogies? Does this experiment prove that plasma can even operate using evolutionary mechanics? Such as distinction between plasma balls that influence its 'survival'? Is that distinction shared when it divides in two? Without properties like that, it couldn't evolve into anything more than what it is.

    What makes these plasma bubbles any different from soap suds? They too can divide, consume, and communicate if you add as much speculation to the concept as this guy has. The candle example works too. A candle could be setup to divide, consume, and communicate in a similar manner.

    I see no real proof of anything in this article except that argon plasma has some interesting characteristics. The plasma bubbles that this guy created don't communicate, have questionable "reproductive" and "consumption" abilities.

    1. Re:Not life, but misrepresentation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "He found that the spheres could replicate by splitting into two." Indeed, the spheres may split in two parts, but how did they do it and do they done it on their own? What is "could" supposed to mean? A potential for division? Did HE split them? I don't see how the magnetic properties of this plasma would cause this to happen without external intervention.


      No, it's simply that the spheres are unstable and break up on their own.


      At the top of the article, it stated, "Physicists have created blobs of gaseous plasma that can grow, replicate and communicate - fulfilling most of the traditional requirements for biological cells." Have they truly fufilled these requirements, or just made a bunch of confusing analogies?


      My vote is for confusing analogies.
    2. Re:Not life, but misrepresentation by adri · · Score: 1

      Note "life" doesn't just mean "thinking, feeling humans". If you take "life" all the way down to single-celled organisms:

      * their concept of communication could be, quite simply, some basic chemical exchanges

      * their concept of reproduction is, simply, splitting and retaining/replicating information, which the article noted isn't happening

      Your post seems to mix both sentient life and cellular life. I do, however, agree with your general gist of things. Remember, though, that multi-cellular life (plants, animals) looks much different when viewed as single-celled organisms in isolation.

  108. Ball Lightning? by OldSoldier · · Score: 1

    Sounds more like an explanation for Ball Lightning than how life started.

  109. awww darn beat me to it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol yea it may be overused but it's still funny as hell. Heck I watch the ayb game intro every now and then and still laugh my ass off.

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  110. Membranes & life by tgibbs · · Score: 1

    Probably doesn't have anything directly to do with the origin of life on earth (perhaps life on stars, if there is life on stars). But it does make an important point. Some sort of way of separating one organism from another seems to be critical for evolution to occur. This was once thought to constitute a kind of chicken/egg problem. But it turns out that membranes of various sorts, with strikingly pseudo-cellular behavior, form relatively easily out of a variety of materials and under a variety of condtions. This is just a rather extreme example. So probably the primordial cell membranes formed spontaneously. And those that happened to trap the right molecules to maintain their existence lasted longer--and we have the beginnings of natural selection

  111. Not exactly... well, to be honest: the opposite by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
    Sunspots are not "holes into the Sun". Sunspots are cooler than their surrounds because magnetic fields in the region slow the convection which brings hotter matter up from the interior.

    They are indeed holes into the Sun, but "only" a few thousand km deep. The patch of Sun underneath the sunspot and the layer of turbulence below it is hotter than the surrounds... but it still begs the question about the Sun in general being cooler under the surface than on top.

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    1. Re:Not exactly... well, to be honest: the opposite by vrmlguy · · Score: 1
      it still begs the question about the Sun in general being cooler under the surface than on top

      Part of the problem is the definition of "hotter" and "cooler". Temperature is a measure of the average kenetic energy of molecules. At the surface of the earth, where all things have roughly equal densities, we learn to expect certain things about heat transference. In a near vacumn, the molecules can be very "hot", but the heat doesn't transfer to denser objects. Thus, the following facts:

      • Temperature in the troposphere decreases with height to -76 degrees Fahrenheit.
      • In the lower levels of the stratosphere the temperature remains the same, but in the upper levels the temperature actually increases to roughly the same as that at sea level.
      • In the mesosphere, which extends to about 50 miles, temperature drops again to as low as -173 degrees F.
      • The thermosphere extends to 400 miles and is characterized by large fluctuations of temperature (thermo means "heat"). At these heights there are relatively few molecules and heat retention should be low. However, within the thermosphere solar energy is absorbed and reradiates heat. At its upper limits the temperature reaches 441 degrees F.
      So, the Earth's atmosphere shows the same effects that as the Sun.
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    2. Re:Not exactly... well, to be honest: the opposite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The page you cite does not state that sunspots are "holes into the Sun". The sunspot is a few thousand km deep, but it isn't a "hole", it's a pocket of cooler gas at the same radius as the rest of the surface.

      As I said, the Sun isn't in general cooler under the surface than on the top, under the sunspot or anywhere else. There is no question to be begged.

  112. Re:No by superyooser · · Score: 1, Interesting
    As I was scanning the comments, I saw the phrase "ignoring the intellectual faculties given you by the Creator," and assumed that you were responding to an evolutionist. I'm constantly astounded at how deeply some people have bought into evolutionism. Evolution is taught in the schools, but most people don't actually believe it. You behave as if evolution were a fact or at least a plausible, cohesive theory, when most of it is nothing more than glorified conjecture and sophistry revived from the ancient Greek pagan philosophers.

    Government, religion, education, science, philosophy, literature, music, art, food, clothing, architecture, and more in every society have been influenced by a belief in a supreme Creator. It is inseparable from the human experience. Everyone has a theistic orientation, whether it's a/mono/pan/poly-theistic or avowed agnosticism. As the Rush song goes, even if you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice. Now please don't give the obligatory troll response of "what about a tooth fairy orientation?" Nobody believes in that. It was created as fiction from the beginning. It was never intended to be believed and plays no fundamental part (by a long shot) in the human experience.

    God is axiomatic. Most people are born into the world and just know it. Theism is natural. Atheism must be taught.

    (If evolution has determined that theism is important to humans, then you are choosing to devolve your posterity. Your descendents can look forward to welcoming their evolutionary superior theistic overlords. ;-)

    Pure science would be objective, but everyone has philosophic bias. A denial of bias blinds a scientist to the nature of his own being and the skewed inclinations of his own presuppositions. Philosophy influences not just the interpretation of experiments, but the very construction of experiments and the choice of which experiments to conduct. Like in the media, a bias is revealed as much by what is not included than by what is included.

    There is nothing in or of the Earth that contradicts the Bible; the Bible and the Earth are complementary. They were created by the same Omniscient Being. Why does "science" seem to contradict the Bible? As the Wahabis have hijacked the religion of Islam, so have the militant Atheists hijacked the practice of science. Science was first practiced in order to have greater understanding of the Creator's handiwork.

    Science is worship. It used to be worship of the One who created the objects of study. We sought knowledge of creation so that we would have more to thank God for; so that we would see manifestations of His majesty and glory; so that we might gain some insight into the character of the Lord of the Universe. Now, scientists worship the knowledge itself of the created things, while denying the One who made it all. Thus, they blind themselves to the greater realizations and appreciations that science is meant to seek out. Those who are agnostic (a-gnostic; Greek for no knowledge), have chosen to remain know-nothings -- ignorant of the knowledge of God.

    There is only one account of creation in the Bible. It is the chronological account in chapter one. This narrative of the creative stages ends at the conclusion of chapter one. Chapter two mentions creation, but, in fact, moves on to a completely different subject. After the sixth day (i.e., after the last verse of the chapter), creation has been completed, and God takes a day off to reflect upon His creation. This chapter puts the focus on God's relationship with man. The transition is in Gen. 2:1-3 where God provides man with his first Sabbath. This is part of the God-man relationship, because Jesus said, "The Sabbath was made on account and for the sake of man, not man for the Sabbath." (Mark 2:27, Amplified Bible) Keeping the Sabbath holy is the Fourth Commandment (Exodus 20:8-11) and an integral part of God's covenant with man.

    Chapter two complements chapter one. It backtracks and shows how t

  113. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Evolution is taught in the schools, but most people don't actually believe it.


    Most people do believe it, outside of the fundamentalists of a few Christian sects in the United States. You might also note that most evolutionary biologists are theists.


    You behave as if evolution were a fact or at least a plausible, cohesive theory, when most of it is nothing more than glorified conjecture and sophistry revived from the ancient Greek pagan philosophers.


    Try reading a biology journal sometime.


    God is axiomatic. Most people are born into the world and just know it. Theism is natural. Atheism must be taught.


    Nonsense. People have no innate knowledge of religion.


    Science is worship.


    To you, maybe. But who cares what you think?


    Now, scientists worship the knowledge itself of the created things,


    I don't know any scientist, theist or not, who "worhips science".


    Those who are agnostic (a-gnostic; Greek for no knowledge), have chosen to remain know-nothings -- ignorant of the knowledge of God.


    Actually, an agnostic (as originally defined by Huxley) is someone who believes that it is impossible to have knowledge of God, that God is literally unknowable to humans; it's not a matter of choosing ignorance or not.
  114. Re:No by NickFitz · · Score: 1

    I can't remember (this was 21 years ago...)

    I'll have to dig around and see if I've still got any notes from that time.

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  115. Re: No by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


    > As I was scanning the comments ... Evolution is taught in the schools, but most people don't actually believe it ... it is nothing more than glorified conjecture and sophistry revived from the ancient Greek pagan philosophers ... God is axiomatic ... There is nothing in or of the Earth that contradicts the Bible ... Science is worship ... There is only one account of creation in the Bible ...

    Later, when the DEA guys go for a doughnut, I hope you'll make a quick post telling us where you get the stuff you put in your pipe.

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  116. Re:No by Neop2Lemus · · Score: 1

    Cool. Hope you find those notes.

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  117. Surface 6-10,000K, Coronoa 1-2,000,000K == hotter by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    Unless, of course, your maths works differently to mine.

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  118. Life and Undersea vents by Decimal · · Score: 1

    Scientists already have the public thinking that lightning got those little proteins to turn into amino acids and to spit out a human being after a few million years so in a scientist's mind lightning as a communication medium isn't too far fetched.

    Yeah, people can come up with all sorts of far-fetched ideas. That's why it's so nice that the process of science is one of self-correction. The improbable get weeded out in favor of the more probable as new ideas are tested and new data is brought to light. One of the more interesting theories that's been gaining ground is the idea that hot vents at the bottom of the ocean drove a process that created some life-like forms that continued to evolve into the many forms of life we see (and are) today.

    http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/abyss/life/extremes.h tml

    It just takes a while for the "public" to catch on.

    The only problem is that lightning never did that for amino acids because the DNA structure of all life has never been "out in the wild" to start from scratch. It was created by God who didn't need to constantly update it to see what worked best.

    I personally don't see why any god would need to.

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    1. Re:Life and Undersea vents by Decimal · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, something else. That would be a few billion (not million) years between when life started and today.

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  119. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretty easy to find with google, see here. Really, and people say creationists don't check things out. Yow.

  120. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not a creationish. Just curious. Thanks for the link though, I'll just google some more.