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Fox Considering a Return of "Family Guy"

wo1verin3 writes: "USA Today is reporting that all is not lost and due to exceptionally strong DVD sales Family Guy may return with as many as 35 new episodes! A DVD set of the show's first 28 episodes, released in April, has sold nearly 1 million copies, making it this year's top-selling TV show and the No. 4 television title ever, according to Video Store magazine."

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  1. Stewie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Stewie Lives :)

    1. Re:Stewie by Comatose51 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Victory is ours!

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  2. Best Move Ever... by JuJue · · Score: 2, Interesting

    All I gotta say is...its about damn time

  3. Woo Hoo! by dolo666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I love the Family Guy! Does that make me sick?
    I feel like I just heard they brought Futurama back.
    Oh now I feel sad now...

    1. Re:Woo Hoo! by CrowScape · · Score: 2, Informative

      But they aren't "new" new episodes, they are episodes that are new to Cartoon Network.

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  4. Pick a day, any day... by ericspinder · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I love that show, I saw every epoisode on Fox that I could catch, and I watch ever one that I can on adult swim. As I remember it fox keep moving the show from night to night. Sometimes showing it sometimes not, it really didn't make a log of sense. It was one of those shows that you couldn't depend it being on. I am glad that Fox is reconsidering.

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    1. Re:Pick a day, any day... by Doomstalk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Fox loves to do this. Especially with shows they air around the same time as The Simpsons, which is by far their most popular show. They like to use those slots to show off whatever new series they feel like hawking that week, causing the musical slots effect you're talking about. That and football games that go into overtime generally mean the kiss of death for whatever show is unlucky enough to be there. The sad part is that they kill great shows to promote ones with far less lasting power.

    2. Re:Pick a day, any day... by xalres · · Score: 5, Informative

      From what I heard from when Seth Green was on Love Line. It was a huge fan success with a fanatical following but there was one guy way way WAY up the ladder at Fox that just didn't get the show and didn't like it. He made the decision to switch the times around and drop airings from the schedule at random (a surefire way to get a ratings drop if you want a show pulled).

      How do you like that eh? The best show on television with a huge fanbase pulled because of one ass-hat at the top. That's Hollywood for you. But hey, at least we have gems like American Idol and Joe Millionaire (1 and 2) to fill the quality TV gap left by Family Guy. I hope that exec gets slapped and sterilized.

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  5. The question is by BizDiz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    what kind of "restrictions" are they gonna place on it?

    The show got cancelled more because of controversy than lack of ratings. It's good to see Fox selling out on this due to response (whoddathunkit? Fox?), but I hate for the Family Guy people to sell out too.

    In some ways it was good that it went out on top; Look at the Simpsons now; yech.

    1. Re:The question is by wo1verin3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >> The show got cancelled more because of
      >> controversy than lack of ratings.

      Actually according to the article it was ratings dwindling. I mean if SouthPark can air on TV, Family Guy should have nothing to worry about. This is Fox after all.

    2. Re:The question is by kmcg83 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In some ways it was good that it went out on top; Look at the Simpsons now; yech.

      Yeah, but the Simpsons has been on for 14 seasons. And up to around 9 or 10 they were awesome. I mean, I think that the best Simpsons came around 3-4 and 8-9, so it's not like they had a really short shelf life.

      The family guy, on the other hand, was cut short when there really was no sign of it slowing down. They had only gone for a couple seasons before they were taken off the air. They might have "gone out on top", but that doesn't mean that they didn't have anywhere to go from there. And I, for one, am interested to see what else might come of this.

    3. Re:The question is by CrowScape · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Except South Park is cable, Family Guy is network. There is a massive difference. Cable channels can take far greater risks as they generally cater to niche audiences. So if Comedy Central alienates the "moral majority" with an episode about a gay dog, it doesn't hurt them much because the audience that was offended probably wasn't watching Comedy Central anyway.

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    4. Re:The question is by Belgand · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, beyond that they have different FCC limitations. For some insane reason it was ruled that the FCC can effectively censor broadcast television. Cable, however, falls outside of these bounds and thus is free to do pretty much whatever they want as far as I'm aware. I may be wrong, but there's nothing stopping a cable channel from showing hardcore fetish porn aside from sponsor and viewer complaints (guess which they care about more).

    5. Re:The question is by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 4, Funny
      BREAKING NEWS!!!
      Guy on Slashdot proves that not everyone can come up with good plot ideas for popular television shows. Further reinforces the long-known truth that people don't have the ability to evaluate their own ideas in a reasonable manner.

      Maggie and Stewie blowing up Springfield? Yeah....

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    6. Re:The question is by Large+Green+Mallard · · Score: 2, Funny

      Marge: Homer, I don't want guns in my house! Don't
      you remember when Maggie shot Mr. Burns?
      Homer: I thought Smithers did it.
      Lisa: That would've made a lot more sense . . .

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  6. Hmmmmm by ziggy_zero · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Maybe they could save us all a little time and release them straight to DVD instead of on TV first....If I remember correctly part of the reason they got cancelled was they gave it a shitty timeslot so nobody watched it.

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  7. There is a Santy Claus by Alric · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As a proud owner of both volumes, I can say, "FINALLY!" In my opinion, Family Guy is one of the smartest, most subtle shows ever on Television.

    Maybe the audience over the commercial sponsors for once. That would be awesome.

    1. Re:There is a Santy Claus by smart.id · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree with you that Family Guy is one of the smartest shows on television, but it is in no way subtle. Do you call the Kool-Aid Guy busting through a wall and yelling "OH YEAH!" subtle?

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    2. Re:There is a Santy Claus by mekkab · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do you call the Kool-Aid Guy busting through a wall and yelling "OH YEAH!" subtle?


      Yes.

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  8. Re:Better Than The Simpsons? by miketang16 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You've obviously never watched it then... Family Guy is levels upon levels above King of the Hill, and in my opinion actually better than the Simpsons too. It mixes an awesome blend of 'stupid' humor with underlying intelligent themes.

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  9. Blah, bring back Futurama by kaltkalt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Futurama was smarter, funnier, and provided lots of could-be "prior art" for future patent lawsuit defenses.

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  10. Re:Who cares...I mean yay! by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 4, Funny

    A sense of humor?

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  11. Wow, back on Fox? by trp642 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I figured they'd end up on UPN with Buffy and the gang...

    Chris Griffin: Where do you think you go when you die?
    Southern boy: I learned from church that if you're good you go to heaven but if you're bad, you go to a place where the dead believe they're still living and they pray for death but death won't come.
    Chris Griffin: UPN?

  12. FOX = morons by glassesmonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful
    How annoying, first they cancel the show despite the LARGEST viewer response of any cancelled program. Then they leave it cancelled just long enough so it will suck by the time they put it back on the air. And then they claim it was a "late-bloomer". Fact is they realized they fsck'd up when they looked at the DVD sales and some exec wanted an explaination.

    Fox Television Entertainment Group chairman Sandy Grushow said a decision is expected soon and called the series a late-blooming phenomenon that may have aired before its time.
    1. Re:FOX = morons by rlthomps-1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Fox Television Entertainment Group chairman Sandy Grushow said a decision is expected soon...

      In english, "we really screwed the pooch on this one and are currently kissing seth MacFarland's ass to try to get him to come back to do more episodes. If he says yes, then we'll shove them out the door as soon as possible"

      I wish they would add "market droid" to the google translation service.

  13. Re:Better Than The Simpsons? by Andorion · · Score: 4, Informative

    Family guy has more witty comedy packed into a half hour than any other show I've seen... it's offensive at times (Stewie often plots to kill his mom, and unlike Homer who's funny because of his ignorant, Peter is ignorant and often often *mean*). Still, if that sort of humor doesn't bother you there are some real gems in each episode, real "laugh out loud" moments, which is rare nowadays.

    ~Berj

  14. Re:Better Than The Simpsons? by macshune · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's also good because it's one of the only times in life when you get rewarded for watching shitloads of tv shows and commercials during the 70s, 80s & 90s (as in, you get the jokes:).

  15. Re:bogus nielsen ratings by Vrallis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That reminds me....I have my Nielsen rating 'diary' due back to them this week. Time to go hunting through the TV guide for all the stuff I like, but haven't watched recently (Futurama and Family Guy, for example...I have all the DVDs anyway, and VCDs for the stuff that hasn't been released yet)

    First Farscape, now Family Guy...Now I just need to hear about Futurama returning, and I'll be set!

  16. Re:Can anyone tell me by The+Night+Watchman · · Score: 4, Informative

    what the "banned episode" is about? too lazy to google ;-)

    It's called "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein", and it's about Peter getting into financial trouble and making a wish for a Jew to come save him, because he thinks all Jewish people are financial geniuses. I thought it was relatively tame compared to some of the other things they've done, particularly the "Special People's Games" episode. In any case, the episode is available on DVD Volume 2, and it's a joy to watch.

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  17. The ANSWER is... by StandardCell · · Score: 4, Insightful

    (from the USA Today article) "...new episodes could end up going directly to Cartoon Network."

    That would solve the controversy problem since Cartoon Network is a cable channel.

    1. Re:The ANSWER is... by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 3, Insightful
      That would solve the controversy problem since Cartoon Network is a cable channel

      They are a cable channel that cuts the Professor on Futurama when he says "sweet zombie Jesus", at a time that is supposed to be only adults watching. I wouldn't look to them for controversial programming.

    2. Re:The ANSWER is... by tipsymonkey · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They are a cable channel that cuts the Professor on Futurama when he says "sweet zombie Jesus", at a time that is supposed to be only adults watching. I wouldn't look to them for controversial programming. They also cut out the "although they killed our Lord" from the Wish Upon a Weinstein episode. And the Osama Bin Laden references are cut of adult swim and the dvd.

    3. Re:The ANSWER is... by adamanthaea · · Score: 3, Informative

      They also cut out the "although they killed our Lord" from the Wish Upon a Weinstein episode. And the Osama Bin Laden references are cut of adult swim and the dvd. The Osama references were cut at the request of the creator. Apparently, he was almost killed on 9/11 and thus had it pulled. I think it's a shame, because that bit was really freaking funny, but it's harder to get pissed at that cut than at a lot I've seen.

    4. Re:The ANSWER is... by Gid1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not strictly accurate: http://www.bupipedream.com/091903/release/r1.htm

      Despite his close-call experience on 9/11, MacFarlane regrets that "Rhode to Rhode Island" was cut from the DVD because it contains an Osama bin Laden joke - made well before 9/11/01.

      Also, http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/429/429628p7.htm l:

      IGNFF: What was the issue about the Osama Bin Laden joke, which made it to air originally, was excised from the re-air, and was excised from the disc?
      MACFARLANE: Yeah, again, that was one that the more I field this question, the more I think it should have been on. I was kind of neutral. They said, "Listen, we think we might cut this out," and I said, "Well, I don't know." [...] Yeah, my argument was, "Well, look. I missed that flight by 10 minutes and I'm okay with putting it on." I don't know. There were two arguments. There was the argument that, well, you know, it's an interesting piece of entertainment history and it was made two years before this happened, which I tend to agree with. It's just - take it for what it is.
  18. Re:Better Than The Simpsons? by Cornelius+the+Great · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Family Guy actually utilizes the same basic premise behind the Simpsons, and borrows quite a bit from the show:
    - a show about a family with 3 kids
    - the father is a moron
    - the wife is usually the sane/careful one
    - setting is in a fictional American town, although in Family Guy, we at least know the state (Rhode Island)
    - the children are a boy, girl, and a baby
    - the father spends a lot of time at the bar

    There's a few others. The biggest differences in the two have to deal with the fact that the family pet (Brian, a walking, talking, alcoholic mutt) is personified, as well as the baby (Stewie, who has napoleonic tendencies) Needless to say, I've enjoyed both shows enough to consider myself a big fan of each.

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  19. Not Curiosity/Firefly DVD by ucsckevin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    relatively short network run may have helped DVD sales, Video Store's Judith McCourt says. "It really speaks to something that had a following, was cut off network TV, and people said, 'What did I miss?' "

    I don't think people are saying "hmm, I think I'll check out the family guy." Consumers of the DVD were fans of the show. It sounds like no one wants to admit that fox made a mistake when they cancelled it. Also I wonder if they make the same turn around when they see the strong Firefly DVD sales

    1. Re:Not Curiosity/Firefly DVD by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Firefly sucked compared to what it replaced. Dark Angel was better. WAY better then Firefly. My wife even watched it and she's not the scifi freak I am. Oh how I miss seeing max kick some booty and look hot at the same time (Jessica Alba).

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    2. Re:Not Curiosity/Firefly DVD by ucsckevin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not to be rude, but it's not like the makers of Firefly are some children's charity. They'll do fine just on their own.

      Fox has got you in the palm of their hand if you think the firefly release is like some indie band from your college town that you want to help promote.

      I like firefly a lot (fyi)

    3. Re:Not Curiosity/Firefly DVD by sfe_software · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think people are saying "hmm, I think I'll check out the family guy." Consumers of the DVD were fans of the show.

      I also suspect (like with Futurama, though to a lesser extent here) that the type of people who would allow a Nielson box in their homes are not the type of people who watch Family Guy. I also suspect that this is why we see so many "millionaire" shows, and Judge this and Jerry that...

      It's a biased system in the first place, in that there is (I suspect) a rather narrow class of people that would participate in Nielson ratings (and answer Arbitron's unsolicited phone surveys, etc).

      That's my theory anyway...

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  20. Sorry by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sorry, I accidentally hit Submit instead of Preview. Here's another story on topic. (Please don't troll, it's an unmoderated forum.) The question is, why does Fox consider a return of Family Guy, a show about an average drunk Joe "General Public" Sixpack family, instead of the best science fiction show ever invented? Don't they want the support of intelligent geek/nerd/Slashdot community anymore? I don't understand. Could some "insider" comment on this issue?

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  21. These need to come out on DVD. Now. by MsGeek · · Score: 2
    • The Twisted Tales of Felix The Cat.
    • MTV's Downtown.
    • MTV Oddities: The Maxx.
    • The entire Beavis and Butt-Head series.
    And most importantly...
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    1. Re:These need to come out on DVD. Now. by cens0r · · Score: 2

      I want sifl-n-olly. The rips on my computer just aren't good enough.

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  22. Bloody Hell by Jareeedo · · Score: 3, Funny

    What the DEUCE!? That's bloody marvelous! Family guy is a virtual cornucopia of matriarchal matricide. Does anyone know for certain if Stewie's accent is modeled after a South African or some form of British? I guess I'm not worldly enough to tell ;-)

    1. Re:Bloody Hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Seth MacFarlane (the creator) said that Stewie was based on Rex Harrison, who was Professor Higgins in My Fair Lady. I can definitely see that.

      ~Scotty B.

    2. Re:Bloody Hell by freeweed · · Score: 2, Informative

      Heh. Dude, Seth MacFarlane is not the creator of Spawn / co-founder of Image Comics.

      That's Todd MacFarlane you're thinking of :)

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    3. Re:Bloody Hell by Corbin+Dallas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Seth MacFarlane was responsible for over a dozen voices, including Stewie. He also, like, created it and stuff.

      Can I have my free cookie now?

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  23. Re:Family Guy.. by GaelenBurns · · Score: 2, Funny

    Come on... The Family Guy is freakin' sweet!

  24. Re:woohoo by Cornelius+the+Great · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's a Simpsons quote there.

    I believe the appropiate term in this case would be "This is freakin awesome!"

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  25. well, that's great. by perrin5 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That sets a precident.

    everybody, go buy the Firefly DVD set as soon as it's out.

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  26. Re:Family Guy.. by calebtucker · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everyone can thank me. I told the fox network executives that my kid was dying and his last wish was to have another season of Family Guy.

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  27. Re:Family Guy.. by rmaniac · · Score: 3, Funny

    But.. they look like pepperoni

  28. Re:Better Than The Simpsons? by Kentamanos · · Score: 5, Informative

    The show is very clever. Some of the things they parody are brilliant.

    Ever seen the episode where Stewie says "I know what it takes to be cool" and then imagines himself doing an Elton John "Rocket Man" spoken word exactly like the one William Shatner did?

    Ever seen the episode with the National Gun Association? They talk about how child gun safety is a top priority. They then show a video with a kid talking to a puppet gun (Petey the Pistol, I believe). Petey says he gets lonely and wants the kid to hold him. He also says "when you squeeze me, I make the bad people go away". Insanely funny...

    I know I'm not doing these two scenes in particular justice, but the show really is great. Find a friend who has the DVDs and give them a watch or check out the episodes on Adult Swim.

  29. Agreed; and don't forget these either by Atario · · Score: 2
    • The complete Aeon Flux
    • The complete Liquid Television
    • All the Spike & Mike festivals
    • Max Headroom
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    1. Re:Agreed; and don't forget these either by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 2

      I'd like to add the SIfl and Olly show. Really funny in a stupid sort of way, but thats why it was best aired at 3am when that humor works best.

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  30. Re:Better Than The Simpsons? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "...setting is in a fictional American town, although in Family Guy, we at least know the state (Rhode Island)"

    The Simpsons are set in Oregon, more here...
    http://www.portlandtribune.com/archview.c gi?id=123 92
    http://www.portlandtribune.com/archview.cgi?id =126 27
    http://www.portlandtribune.com/archview.cgi?id =126 25

    There used to be a map on the Portland Tribune site about it.

    Matt is from Portland although I argue that the Springfield vs. Shelbyville rivalry comes from Eugene and Springfield, but it might come from Portland and Vancouver Wa or Eastside vs Westside.

  31. Re:Why Family Guy? by cK-Gunslinger · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Let me try present this little equation for you:
    Family Guy == (The Simpsons)^2
    Family Guy is an outrageously funny and fairly original show. It achieves a near-perfect blend of "stupid" humor, "intelligent" humor, and "wacky" humor. It's one of the few shows that is truly LOL funny. It is slightly "controversial" at times, but not so blatantly insulting as South Park. Also, it does incorporate a *lot* of pop/sub-culture and geek humor.
  32. Re:FireFly by MysticGlyph · · Score: 2, Informative

    That was the scene that made me want to watch Firefly every friday night. When he kicked him into the engine I stood up laughing and telling my wife this is the best friggin sci-fi show on tv! I have a buddy in the special effects industry who actually worked on effects shots for Firefly. He's not allowed to say anything but from subtle hints I garnered that Firefly probably ain't dead, which leads me to believe that either SciFi channel will be picking it up, or at the verry least a DVD with unreleased episodes (maybe even an entire unseen season)! is in the works ...Keeping my fingers crossed ...jeez I loved that show.

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  33. Re:Better Than The Simpsons? by critter_hunter · · Score: 3, Funny

    So the only way to get rewarded of wasting most of your youth is to be able to get some jokes while you waste away more of your life.. woop dee fucking doo!

    ...

    ... is what I would say if I wasn't wasting *my* youth on Slashdot ;)

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  34. Re:Can anyone tell me by use_compress · · Score: 4, Informative

    Even when they played it on Cartoon Network, it wasn't completely uncensored. They changed Peter's line "Even though they killed my lord," to "I don't think they killed my lord."

  35. List of characters is not the difference by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So they have similar characters. Big deal. The difference is in the style. Family Guy used the 'flashback' joke a LOT, as in: "Oh, they don't let Peter rent from the video store anymore because he kept recording over the tapes. {cut to scene of opening of 'citizen kane', which goes staticy for a second and then it's Peter on a couch, obviously being filmed with a home video camera, saying "It's a freakin sled, okay! Rosebud is a freakin' sled! There, now I just saved you from wasting two boring pointless hours of your life.", and then the movie continues.}

    The Simpsons generally tried to stick to the story, and use the plot for the humor, while Family Guy was usually funny *despite* the plot, because the humor was in fast, small snippets.

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  36. Re:His chin disturbs me by NamShubCMX · · Score: 2, Informative

    There's actually a (very funny) joke about this in an episode (the episode with the "special people olympics")

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  37. Re:Family Guy.. by dwillden · · Score: 5, Funny
    Everyone can thank me. I told the fox network executives that my kid was dying and his last wish was to have another season of Family Guy.
    So please, everybody forwards this post on to at least 10 friends. Fox is tracking this post and will donate one additional episode for every ten thousand forwards.
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  38. stewie sounds noble british by caveat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    South Africans have a distinctly different sound, even though they describe themselves as "sounding a bit British" - like canadians and americans. Stewie sounds rather well-bred, and acts the part; the ep with the girl who speaks Cockney is classic for this..."Ugh, she doesn't speak the language so much as murder it."

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  39. Re:Why Family Guy? by canajin56 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Speaking of overly sensitive, my favorite Family Guy quote is
    "Why, that's outragous! I've got to do something!"
    "There's nothing you CAN do"
    "Well, I guess I'll just have to develop a sense of humor, then"

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  40. Cartoon Network envy by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Interesting

    >gave it a shitty timeslot so nobody watched it.

    Which timeslot? I remember being moved at least twice.

    Also, let's toss in Futurama while we're at it.

    All the cartoon network did is take these gems and give them a consistant timeslot and *gasp* did some advertising. Now Rupert Murdoch et al are all scracting their heads at how much money CN is making and why dreck like "King of the Hill" isn't the cash cow it used to be.

    I think you're right, I'd rather just buy the DVD than deal with FoxVision - where the shows you expect to see aren't there! Here, have some football instead.

    Hell, if Cartoon Network had Fox-like money they'd be doing this too and with Futurama.

    (above message from a Tivo owner and I still couldnt record Futurama because of football, for shame Fox)

  41. Re:Better Than The Simpsons? by Noren · · Score: 4, Funny
    Some tidbits:
    Brian: Hola! Um...me, me llamo es Brian. Ahh, uh, um lets see, uh, nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.
    Mexican: Hey, that was pretty good! But actually when you said, "Me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es." Just, "Me llamo Brian."
    Brian{relieved}: Oh, you speak English!
    Mexican: No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
    Brian{confused}: You...you're kidding right?
    Mexican: Que?

    (Evil genius toddler attempting to phone home)
    Stewie: Hello, operator, hello? Oh that's right, you have to dial in the numbers these...hmmm, I should know this, oh yes, 867-5309, that's it! No wait, that's not right...DAMN YOU TOMMY TWOTONE! *sigh* Well, I guess there's only one way to find out... 111-1111, Lois? ... DAMN! 111-1112, Lois? ... DAMN! 111-1113, Lois? ... DAMN! {commercial break}

  42. Here's the plan... by mog007 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If Fox does re-air Family Guy, we perform a slashdotting of their airwaves.

    All of slashdot can tune to Fox when they show Family Guy, and ha! We crash the Fox broadcasting tower... or just the part that tallys the ratings. We get the buffer to overflow and aha! Family Guy sticks around longer than the Simpsons.

  43. FIREFLY! by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 3, Informative

    The sad part is that they kill great shows to promote ones with far less lasting power.

    Indeed. *cough* Firefly *cough*...

    --grendel drago

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    1. Re:FIREFLY! by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Informative

      I don't get the big deal about firefly it was a patent rip off of Farscape.

      Lessee...

      Living spacecraft? Nope.
      Muppets? Nope.
      Aliens? Nope.
      Stranded, confused human in a strange alien civilisation? Nope.
      Screeching noise passing as intro music? Nope.

      Maybe the other way around...

      Pilot that plays with toy dinosaurs to pass the time during spaflight? Nope.
      Shameless western feel? Nope.
      Cute geek girl? Nope.
      Outlaw badass captain? Nope.

      Yeah...exactly alike.

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  44. Mod parent up by Bobulusman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Family Guy was ok, but I felt like I needed ADD just to keep up with how much they randomly changed topics.

    Now, Futurama, that was a show to savor. You had such a good mix of comedy and drama. You had story arcs, plot, character development, and most scifi inside-jokes than anyone could catch. Just look at "Jurassic Bark": Dolemite references and an ending that genuinely make me tear up, something that a television show has never make me do before.

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    1. Re:Mod parent up by mek2600 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah but for the millions of us with ADD there is no better way to take advantage of the affliction than by watching Family Guy. I never thought I'd say this, but Fox rules.

    2. Re:Mod parent up by glenebob · · Score: 2, Funny

      Speak faster please. My mind wondered after the

  45. Re:Better Than The Simpsons? by philthedrill · · Score: 3, Funny

    Matt is from Portland although I argue that the Springfield vs. Shelbyville rivalry comes from Eugene and Springfield

    That may make sense. There was an episode of Futurama which had a spoof of the Iron Chef, and in the beginning, Bender was a robo (Robot Hobo):

    Hobo: Welcome to Bumbase Alpha, the biggest hobo jungle in the quadrant.
    Bender: I've seen bigger. Oh wait, I'm thinking of Eugene, Oregon.

  46. Favorite stewie quotes by Bigmell · · Score: 5, Funny

    My favorite quotes, cant remember them exactly but i'll try...

    Meg: Happy Birthday Stewie! You want some ice cream?

    Stewie: yes, but NO SPRINKLES! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.
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    Mom: You look as happy as when you were born

    Stewie: But of course, that was my victory day, the fruition of my deeply laid plans to escape from that curse-ed ovarian bastille. (looks at mother who has his mind control device) Return the device woman!

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    Stewie: Excellent! The weather machine is nearly completed! What do you say to that broccoli? (broccoli just sits there)... STOP MOCKING ME!
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    Mom: Stewie, why dont you play in the other room.
    Stewie: Why dont you BURN IN HELL!
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    Stewie: (in diaper) I say, am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces?
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    Stewie: (Captured in airport trying to escape by security guard) Damn you! You're one of them arent you? What are they paying you? I'll double it! I'll give you whatever you want! Money! Women! (looks at him precariously) Men?
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    Stewie: (to Mom) Ohhh blast you and your estrogenical treachery!
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    Stewie: Well well Mother... We meet again!
    Mom: Stewie I thought I tucked you in an hour ago?
    Stewie: Not tightly enough it would seem! And now you contemptible harpy I shall end your oppressive reign of matriarchal tyranny.
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    Stewie: (to mom) Damn you vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.

    Im sure there are lots more :)

    1. Re:Favorite stewie quotes by Umber+Hulk · · Score: 2, Funny
      Don't forget Stewie teething. It's my favorite Stewie dialog. I only saw it once many years ago, but it goes something like this.

      closeup of stewie's mouth. A tooth pops up through the gums.
      Tooth 1 : I declare this mouth in the name of incisor.
      Another tooth pops through the gums
      Tooth 1 : Ach, bicuspid! My Nemesis!
      Tooth 2 : Incisor! I shall kill you now.
      teeth wriggle for a few seconds, making no progress on their death wishes
      Tooth 2 : Oh well. On the count of three, bite the tongue.

    2. Re:Favorite stewie quotes by fiftyfly · · Score: 2, Funny
      Im sure there are lots more :)
      Well for my money the best stewie line ever was more of a visual.
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  47. Re:Better Than The Simpsons? by Overdrive_SS · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think I watched that episode last night(I was programming at the same time, so I wasn't particularly glued to the screen) but I believe both of your examples are in the same episode. Oh, and the Simpsons are still better, you just have to watch the right seasons.

  48. Re:Better Than The Simpsons? by jchernia · · Score: 2, Funny

    The beauty of the Family Guy was it was so unapologetically low brow. (Chris and Peter are looking at a whale) Chris: Dad, what's a blowhole for? Peter: I'll tell you what it's NOT for, and then you'll know why I can never go back to Sea World.

  49. Re:Better Than The Simpsons? by larry+bagina · · Score: 2

    King of the Hill is a cartoon, but it's treated like a standard sitcom. You could film it with real people and without rewriting the script. Compare that to the Simpsons or Family Guy - both will break away to show impossible things happening. The advantage of cartoons is that it's no harder to draw in a spoof of Home Alone 14 than it is to draw Homer eating donuts. With film and actors, that sort of thing doesn't happen -- though it could, Saturday night live, Mad TV, even late-night talk shows do it.

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  50. Re:Better Than The Simpsons? by nosredna · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've always been of the opinion that the jokes that drag on and on for considerably longer than sanity might dictate are done that way for a reason. Watch Adam West talking about Taffee in 'E Peterbus Unum' It's worth a little laugh, but it drags on until it's not funny, then drags on even longer until it's actually funny again. Same thing with the 'Wasted Talent' when Peter falls and hurts his knee. Then you laugh even harder when he does it again later in the episode.

  51. Daria, without butchered soundtrack by Hecatonchires · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Whenever they release something for Daria, they don't include the amazing soundtrack/BGM that set the emotional level of each scene.

    I'm in to buy all 5 seasons and the movie if its done right.

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  52. Re:Family Guy.. by glenebob · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow! No wonder people do drugs!

  53. Re:Better Than The Simpsons? by xSauronx · · Score: 2, Funny
    *lois knocks on quagmires door*

    *quagmire opens door*
    Quagmire: Hey Lois, excuse me for pointing!

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  54. waiting till someone invents the thinglonger... by dmnic · · Score: 2, Funny

    then we can use it to turn on the what-if machine!

  55. Re:Better Than The Simpsons? by interociter · · Score: 4, Funny
    It's the humor of repetition. If you do something funny once, it's funny. A second time is less funny. The third time establishes a deliberate pattern, which is funny. 4, 5 and 6 are far less funny because you're milking it. The seventh time is comic gold because you've established that you are deliberately taking it way beyond the point where it would be funny, which is funny. Don't do 8. Just don't. You know who does 8? Paul Reiser.

    Specific example: In the Simpsons episode where Sideshow Bob is out of prison on work release, and he keeps stepping on rakes. The longer it goes, the funnier it is. The third time the bit is repeated, he keeps stepping on one rake after another, which is hilarious.

    Caveat: If what you're doing isn't funny, no amount of repetition will save you. Case in point: "You like-a the juice?"

    Final point: there's very little that's less funny than someone talking in technical terms about why something is funny.

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  56. Re:Better Than The Simpsons? by agrippa_cash · · Score: 2, Interesting

    OK, I cannot let people disparage King of the Hill any longer. It is a good show that is funnier when you know the characters. Stewie is funny but has no depth, watch Bobby Hill for a season and you will think he is damn funny too. I liked the Family Guy quite a bit, but it never approached the Simpsons at their best. And to those people why say Family Guy was a subtile show: There is a difference between subtile and obscure (and the difference itself is neither). Family Guy was too uneven to be great, and the total lack of a coherent universe around them was funny, but quickly became, as Stewie would say "Old Hat". But, yes it was better than most other shows.

  57. Re:woohoo by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't you mean "Giggidy Giggidy!" ?

  58. Re:Better Than The Simpsons? by Lazlo+Nibble · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I agree with the other responders to this message: TFG is much, much wittier than The Simpsons. They're also less afraid to go for the cheap shot, and the musical bits just knock me on my ass. (Don't get me started on those flaccid "Evita" takeoffs on The Simpsons the other day -- yecccch!)

    Most significantly to me, Family Guy doesn't succumb to a sitcom-ish last-two-minutes-of-the-episode personal-redemption jones. The Simpsons seems to be constitutionally incapable of wrapping things up on a mean-spirited note. Nobody ever "learns a valuable lesson" on The Family Guy; it's kinda like Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm in that sense.

    It's obviously a matter of personal taste, but if you haven't seen The Family Guy you should at least give it a shot. When it first aired I dumped it after a couple of episodes because the whole "Stewie killing Lois" thing was way too overwrought for me, but after jumping back in for the Adult Swim airings I realized just how good a show it is. Arguably it's the most tightly-written network comedy in recent memory.

    (I would leave King of the Hill out of the discussion, because it's a completely different kind of show -- much more grounded and less reliant on pop-culture references and flights of whimsy and "wackiness" than TFG or Simpsons, or even your average network sitcom.)

  59. Re:Why Family Guy? by Durandal64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The one failing of the show, I think, is that sometimes they just can't let go of a joke. I remember the sequence when Peter go into a brawl with a giant chicken ... it went on for a good 3-5 minutes. That's entirely too long for a simple humorous interlude. There was also the letter that Stewie wrote Brian after he'd left for England to live on the set of that English show. It took over a minute to read the thing, and it just lost its humor after 15 seconds anyway. There are tons of other examples of what should be small interludes being dragged out to fill 30 seconds or more throughout the series, but the rest of the show is hilarious enough to make up for it. Whenever God makes an appearance, it's always funny.

    MEG: I wish God would just kill me now!
    [Camera goes to Heaven, with God pointing a sniper rifle at Meg's head. Then a phone rings.]
    GOD: Hello? ... Kaaaaaaaren!

  60. Re:Futurama, dammit!! by Jackmon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Are you sure you're talking about the same shows as everyone else?!?

    I like the Family Guy a lot. But how can you possibly be a big fan of it and not love the Simpsons or Futurama? The Simpsons did go through a dry spell, but it's been pretty good lately. And Futurama's had a few episodes that weren't quite as good as the others, but overall the writing and animation is brilliant.

    Maybe I should have asked this at the get-go but are you just a troll?

  61. Re:Why Family Guy? by ditto999999999999999 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My GOD!!! That chicken sketch was the most action packed cartoon scene I have ever seen. Right near the end when Peter says, "Chicken, gave me a bad coupon...", and it starts up again... Just thinking about that makes me laugh but I digress. I think that is one of Family Guys strengths. They keep going with stuff, and it really has an effect on me.

    Ditto

  62. Re:Why Family Guy? by agallagh42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know it doesn't follow the theme of this thread, but my favourite quote is one of Stewie's:

    "Now make yourself useful and wipe my butt. Circular motion, one finger, and DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME!!!"

    :)

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  63. Re:Why Family Guy? by DJTodd242 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I find it interesting that in the Simpsons DVD commentaries, (I beleive it was) Al Jean took a number of shots at Family Guy for ripping off thier style of nonsensical cut aways. After hearing that I went back to re-watch a few FG's and man he was right. Good show, but in retrospect somewhat derivative.

  64. Re:Why Family Guy? by pediddle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... or when Peter banged his shin and sat for a good thirty seconds going "ssstt, aaahhhh, ssstt, aaahhhh". Except, I disagree with you -- moments like that are hilarious! It just shows how much balls the producers had that they would allow 30 seconds of what was essentially dead air.

  65. Re:Better Than The Simpsons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Peter on a bus headed for the Women's Retreat:

    "OK, I'll be Charlie, and you can all be my angels". Then pointing to a less-attractive woman, "except you. You be Bosley".

  66. Re:Family Guy.. by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 3, Interesting

    *amazed to here something good has come out of this incredibly bad day*

    I enjoy Family Guy for its spot-on grasp of the sense of humor of its target demographic. There was always something to make me laugh out loud at least three times an episode.

    There is truly some genius in that show. Same for (IMHO) The Oblongs. Or perhaps it is just my twisted sense of humor.

    The scene in Family Guy S2E14 "Let's Go To The Hop", where Lois and Peter are slipping into their BDSM gear while dicussing the problems facing kids today may well be the funniest thing I have ever seen in animation. And, *laughing* I'm pretty sure done by someone who knew what they were talking about at the time.

    YMMV.

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  67. Re:Why Family Guy? by FireBreathingDog · · Score: 2, Funny
    I mod down anyone who uses M$ in their posts. I like to live on the edge.

    So you'd mod yourself down if only you could moderate discussions to which you've posted?

  68. Re:Better Than The Simpsons? by jerkychew · · Score: 2, Funny

    Even funnier is the fact that I modded this as "funny".

  69. Re:Better Than The Simpsons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Actually they used both. He said Kentucky during the original airing, but when they aired it as a rerun they said Missouri.

    Now that's subtle humor.

  70. Family guy Price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just to let you know Family guy costs about 1-1.3 million an epsioid.
    But for FOX to put the show on the air the best thing you can do is to buy both dvd sets. That is the only reason why they are considering bringing it back!!!

  71. DarkAngel OT by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Firefly sucked compared to what it replaced. Dark Angel was better. WAY better then Firefly.

    Man, you gotta be drunk!

    You mean the post apocalyptic show where a giant EMP destroyed all electronics/civilisation and EVERYONE has a pager? Computers all over the place? That show?

    Where "old run down technology" is a brand new SUV with mud smudged on it?

    Where they had "original" characters like freakin' Vincent from that 80's Beauty and the Beast show? He looked exactly like him had the same damn personality and the same powers! (Yeah, the beast is really a big softy, REALLY original!)

    And don't forget, cat DNA means you can jump 20 feet in the air! It sure does!

    Oh, and the hot star goes in heat...real classy.

    What else...hey, her borrowed-womd mother looked exactly like her! Even though she had 0 relation to the baby she was carrying (not her egg)!

    Dark Angel was cheap crap. It was the movie Soldier made into a TV show, with a weaker storyline and a hot chick to compensate for the total lack of originality, effort, logic, or good sci-fi. It was a festival of cliches and borrowed ideas, badly executed.

    BUT, The star was hot. Really hot.

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  72. Re:Why Family Guy? by eatdave13 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dude, that was an awesome scene. The fact that it was so obviously just to take up time made it twice as funny.

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  73. Bought the DVDs by TechniMyoko · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Makes me glad I bought both boxed sets (and the XBOX dvd player kit)

  74. Re:Better Than The Simpsons? by miketang16 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Brian is almost a knockoff of Homer Simpson.

    Uh, yea... if Homor went to Brown and was very intelligent. The only similarity is the alcoholism.

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