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  1. Obviously on Where Does NetBSD Fit In? · · Score: 1

    NetBSD fits in my toaster....

  2. Hacks? on Sims 2 Hacks Spread Like Viruses · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd call them upgrades! If only reality were just as hackable...

  3. Coincidentally.... on Largest Digital Photograph in the World · · Score: 1, Funny

    A new record for the hardest Slashdotting has been set as well...

  4. Re:Maybe another Law isn't necessary on House Passes Another Spyware Bill · · Score: 1

    Maybe we should stop passing laws to punish the Spyware makers and start, as consumers, holding the corporations that make operating systems that are prone to spyware accountable.

    I've noticed that spyware is a lot like fungus. It only grows in areas where the conditions are ideal.

    "The government that governs best is the government that governs least."
    -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

  5. I prefer Aks Jeeves.... on Ask Jeeves Looks to Outshine Google · · Score: 2, Funny
  6. What now??!??! on Gene Therapy Turns Slackers Into Workaholics · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do we start outsourcing more jobs to monkeys instead of India?


    Liar... Liar...

  7. They mentioned a $30 check... on FSF Subpoenaed by SCO · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its apparently for copies or something. They should ask for more. Perhaps they should ask for $699 to cover the licensing fees for the postal service.

  8. In other news... on Swedish Carbon-Fiber Stealth Ship Runs NT · · Score: 5, Funny

    US Navy develops new Sasser Torpedo to protect us from Swedish terrorists. Bush feels they are hiding WMD's. Swedish Chef is quoted as saying "We no heeden dur Weaponden den Massen destructnueden. bork! bork! bork!".

  9. Its Simple... on Son of SATAN? Weighing Security Software's Risks · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns...

    If security scanning tools are outlawed, only outlaws will have security scanning tools...

  10. Sheeeeesh! on Junkie Loves His Spam · · Score: 5, Funny
    How much can one actually love spam? Its not like there is a huge selection of products. Mr. Soto can now claim the following:
    • He has the world's largest penis, that is never flacid.
    • He makes $10k working at home in his spare time.
    • He's seen Paris Hilton nekkid more than anyone.
    • His wife's breasts are larger.
    • He has the lowest mortgage rate in the world.

    Did I miss anything? I mean damn, how many different ways can you spell V!@G.RA???!
  11. How can I too read this meta-data? on MPAA Puts Words in Mouth of CA Attorney General · · Score: 5, Informative

    Use the Antiword!

  12. Uh oh! on Today Is SCO's Deadline To Sue Linux User · · Score: 1, Funny

    It could be me! Let me go check my mailbox...

  13. In related news... on Lindows becomes Lindash · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft is now known as Micro---- (pronounced: Microdash). This is to settle a lesser known lawsuit with video game maker SquareSoft.

    Lindows will now sue Microdash for trademark violations.

    Will it ever end?

  14. Re:Free Reg... blah.. blah... on BitTorrent's Creator Bram Cohen Interviewed · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yeah, I agree... you had the prettier post. But I've had a gallon of coffee today!

    Zero to First Post in 2 seconds!

  15. Free Reg... blah.. blah... on BitTorrent's Creator Bram Cohen Interviewed · · Score: 5, Informative

    Registration is for wussies! Go Google...
    NY Times

  16. A Mirror on Linux Duracell CPU Load Monitor · · Score: 5, Informative

    ... to keep our French friend's bandwidth down...
    http://home.cfl.rr.com/fnords/duracell_cpumon/
    I hope my ISP doesn't kill me... ;)

  17. Re:Theres a name for this.... on Toy Penguins and Male Egos Drove Linux Acceptance · · Score: 0

    Sometimes the best solution is the least technical. When I walk into the local CompUSA, all I see is Microsft marketing everywhere.

    Perhaps if the average Joe saw Tux and cute Linux posters everywhere, you'd see more acceptance.

    I think IBM has the right idea with their new Linux TV ads.

  18. The possibilities are endless! on Curse Your Way to Live Support · · Score: 4, Funny

    So instead of dialing 0, I'll just say shit over and over and try to sound as mad as possible.

    I wonder if the system could be programmed to forward to Darl's extension if I were to say the words litigious bastards?

  19. Re:If my job is going away soon... on Jobs to India -- A Broad Look · · Score: 1

    can I get a job as a Slashdot article duplication identifier?

  20. New Plan on US Govt Makes Times New Roman 14 Official Font · · Score: 0, Redundant

    1. Patent technology for adding serifs to fonts.
    2. Sue government & the world for buckets of money.
    3. ???
    4. Profit!!!

  21. The Demo on Another Serious MSIE Hole · · Score: 5, Informative

    A little demo for those still using IE...

  22. Its only an aquarium fish! on Lawsuit Filed Against Unregulated GloFish · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sheesh! Its not like people are going to be eating these fish. They could at least make it against the law to release them into the wild & some export restriction. Do they think that there will be some mishap and the fish will mutate into a super fish and do things like file patent lawsuits?

  23. Questions of the day... on SCO Fails to Produce Evidence · · Score: 0

    Does this mean its over?
    Does the judge now throw out the case?
    Is Darl under arrest?
    Is SCO no mo'?

  24. Re:Huh? on Bush To Announce Manned Trip To Moon, Mars · · Score: 0

    No, Bush believes there are WMDs up there. Marvin the Martian denies it, and the UN inspectors want more time.

    History is repeating itself.... [sigh] :)

  25. Solar powered notebook... on Laptop vs. Small Desktop: Best Bang Per Watt? · · Score: 0

    Google has some ideas...