Linux Kernel 2.6.0-test10 Released
antrix angler writes "Linus Torvalds released the 2.6.0-test10 Linux kernel today, tentatively calling it the "stoned beaver" release. Linus plans to hand the kernel over to Andrew Morton in a few weeks, and then it will be up to Andrew to decide when we see the final 2.6.0 stable kernel. Download it from a mirror."
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i had some serious problems with my usb mouse in test9 (while it worked in test4 and before), and i don't see any mouse related fixes in the ChangeLog, so for now I guess usb mouse users should stick with older releases.
i really hope this gets fixed before 2.6.0, especially since it worked before..
...nice beaver!
hurray!! :(
:P
but its too bad the final release wont be out very soon..
warming up gcc...
It works for me. Upgraded from 2.6.0-test9-mm5.
:)
This may become the final 2.6.0
Rock on, Linus and team.
-- Note: If you don't agree with me, don't bother replying. I won't read it.
Be careful with what you wish for, considering his post, he might want you to "stab him" with "something"..
I thought that since some big corporations like IBM and Novell are picking up Linux, things would get a little more professional.
I guess I was wrong.
Come on, who's going to explain to his boss that he's going to try out an operating system called "Stoned Beaver"?
I could care less, but not without a lobotomy
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Is 2.6 really noticably faster than 2.4 for regular desktop use (X responsiveness, etc...)?
Why is he calling it the stoned beaver releaes.... Anybody have a clue....?
Why thank you, I just had it stuffed.
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I think this name confirms Linus's rockstar-like role in the open source world, as it shows he is now addicted to both drugs and sex.
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I think it's better to ignore such messages and let the moderators send it quickly to -1. You're advertising for the nut by respoonding with the same subject.
I know I'm anonymous, but can anyone tell me whether I have to/ really really should turn on devfs if I upgrade to 2.6?
I've tried using devfs under 2.4 several times but have never succeeded in getting it to work with my crufty (been around since slink) debian box.
And since I use ALSA and XFS the 2.6 kernel would simplify compiling desktop kernels no end.
cheers,
caoilte
I was just wondering who here has used the new udev device loader as opposed to devfs.
*Note: Udev is a user space program that manages device nodes by interfaceing with the kernels' hotplug functions. Devfs was a different implementation of this running in kernel land. By 2.6.0 devfs will be completly depreciated for udev.
There is nothing wrong with being gay. It's getting caught where the trouble lies.
I have made Debian RPM (and .deb for 3.0, Sarge is switching to the industry standard for 3.1). packages. Download them here.
All new releases of Linux kernel must henceforth be released under this license. Guarantees protection, no matter how much SCO screws with the code!
If you keep throwing chairs, one day you'll break windows....
This will surely cause the fat fucking linux-loving lard-asses to cream their panties! Quick, someone get the Beowulf Clusters!
That either means that the kernel is quite dead, possibly after being unfaithful to Mrs. Beaver, or that the kernel is on weed? [keanu]Whoa[/keanu]!
"If anyone needs me, I'm in the angry dome."
Well I've been using the 2.6 series for about the last 3 months on my desktop. Not had one crash and its been under heavy load. Definitly shaping up well.
Now if I could just get iptables working right
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I am a Linux user
and I try hard to be brave
That is a tall order
Linux's foot is in the grave.
I tap at my toy keyboard
and whistle a happy tune
but keeping happy's so hard,
Linux died so soon.
Each day I wake and softly sob
Nightfall finds me crying
Not only am I a zit faced slob
but Linux is dying.
I wonder if Linus was referring to the Lear Beaver Hat Beaver. It looks stoned to me. Also, the article mentions that CONFIG_PREEMPT is causing bizzarre crashes that no one has really figured out yet, so if you enable it please remember to send in your bug reports.
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Too bad it won't be in Debian until 2015.
Is it SCOndomware license certified?
I'd hate to spend hours downloading the thig, for SCO to screw around.
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If you keep throwing chairs, one day you'll break windows....
I thought they finally fired you. Do I need to call security?
Or will you just keep posting for free until you burn the building down?
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I know I'm anonymous, but can anyone tell me whether I have to/ really really should turn on devfs if I upgrade to 2.6?
I've tried using devfs under 2.4 several times but have never succeeded in getting it to work with my crufty (been around since slink) debian box.
And since I use ALSA and XFS the 2.6 kernel would simplify compiling desktop kernels no end.
I don't know about 2.6, but I use 2.4.x with devfs on two stable boxes ("servers" running on obsolete desktop hardware) and two unstable boxes (a desktop and a Powerbook), and they all work fine. Tab-completing commands is so much nicer when you only have device nodes for hardware you actually have; it's also handy to be able to see (say) whether your CD drive was detected properly, or how many partitions a hard disk has, by looking at the device nodes.
If you're using at least Debian 3.0 stable (woody), install devfsd, install a devfs kernel, reboot, and everything should Just Work.
What specific problems do you have with it?
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Too bad the 2.6.x kernel won't be in Debian until 2015.
Now it's fun to think about it as "the final 2.6.0 stable kernel". I would rather call it the *initial* 2.6.0 stable kernel.
BTW, I'm not faking Linus, here is the signature :)
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I don't know why, but my Frame Buffer doesn't work with any of 2.6test kernel !
I have a lot of white lines moving on the screen like on a very old TV with noise.
I don't understand : it's a GeForce2 with a Via chipset.
Ploum.net.
I, for one, welcome our Beaver Overlords.
Little stoned beavers... Imagine a beowulf cluster of those things!
Hm.. I remember I had used to have stability problems with my nvidia card and the VIA K133 motherboard with an Athlon CPU some time ago, which required to use mem=nopentium as a kernel argument. Do I still have to do this in the newest kernel releases?
I miss my rubber keyboard.(Homepage)
Here is a dump from my emulator
:
**** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 ****
64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE
LOAD
PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
FOUND CILO
Loading Cilo....................
Commodore Intellegent Linux Loader version 2.1
37500 Linux bytes free.
READY
LOAD LINUX
PRESS PLAY ON TAPE.
FOUND LINUX.
Cilo booting linux
Linux 2.6.10, i6502 version ported by Junis Hale. Compiled 24/11/2003 with GCC64.
Insert module disk on 1541 drive, then press ENTER.
Loading modules
1541.ko [OK]
sid.ko [OK]
65+.ko [ok]
SL.ko [ok]
c64b.ko [ok]
DRI.ko [ok]
USB.ko [ok]
RXP.ko [ok]
KEMACS.ko [ok]
Insert X11 and Window Manager disk in Second 1541 drive and press enter.
Loading X11 for i6502.
KDE for Kommodore, loading.
Linux Login : junis
Password
[juinis@c64] mplayer hello.mpg
KERNEL PANIC : Anus too big, over 64k mm
It's a much better name, you know?
And in the years ahead, we'll all look back fondly on that one when it comes up.
I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J
Well, no it is not noticeably faster than 2.4.22-mm2 (multimedia patch), so in case you are scared to move on to a test kernel, you can try the mm patches for 2.4 (though they themselves are test patches). Theese include Ingo's O1 scheduler which is the biggest improvement in 2.6. But hey, for the sake of the community, why not move on to 2.6. I personally run both on my laptop and both seem to work fine. I had some problems with ACPI on 2.4 but 2.6 fixes that and also hotplug really works in 2.6.
What's under yellowstone?
"Note that Linus says preemption should be turned off for now, there are odd problems."
Comments like these make me shy away from trying the kernel on my home box. Any rough idea what the odd problems are?
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Linux will not go mainstream if you have to do that kind of crap just to get a USB mouse working.
A new interrupt controller dreamed up by Intel to enable multiprocessing. It seems to cause a disproportionate amount of problems under Linux (a dedicated server I run would crash something like every 4 hours before I enabled noapic)
Unless you've got more than one CPU, it's more trouble than it's worth. The old 'legacy' 8259 interrupt controller (or the interface your system chipset supplies that emulates it anyway) works just fine for single-CPU applications.
Linus: "And the Penguin Prize for top crack smoker of 2003 goes to... yes, SCO!!! Darl, if you'd come up to the stage we can give you this gold plated CD of the Stoned Beaver Linux kernel."
Darl: "I couldn't have done it without all my buddies at Redmond (chokes)... Thanks, Steve and Bill, I love you guys so much!"
Crowd: applause. Cue video animation of stoned beaver...
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perhaps I need to do more testing, but, 2.6 seems to break a lot of things that are very important for my machine.
Am I alone?
I'm not a prophet or a stone-age man,
I'm just a mortal with potential of a super man.
In SOVIET RUSSIA the beaver stones you!
I couldn't help it. I was actually quite the Yakov Smirnoff fan as a kid. My younger brother even has an autographed picture of him which might have something to do with my unnatural fascination with that joke.
The Matrix is not destroyed.
Sorry to spoil it.
is still broken. Please fix it, so i can see the pretty graphical boots that are floating around now a days. [IBM T30 Laptop ATI Mobility M7 with boot options: vga=0x316 video=radeon:0x177:ypan]
Seriously ? Stoned Beaver ?
Is it stoned on 'stoned' ?
Is it beaver or 'beaver' ?
JFS seems to be abanodoned. Recenctly I've found serious bug in JFS and submitted it to their BTS. After 10 days there's no comments, no followups...
Is slashdot getting slow...?
Story is up 12 hours after release on bitkeeper!?
WTF?
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Your level of gay idiocy is unparalleled.
Nobody else has a dorky hostname like 'aragorn'.
I want to delete my account but Slashdot doesn't allow it.
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A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
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Almost everyday, I get spam telling me I can download images of stoned beaver... I never realised it was a new kernel! .
You should always leave a link allowing the uninitiated to learn
FYI, I saw Naked Gun on ABC here a few years ago and they had removed that comment by Jane. What is the point of showing a movie like that and then censor out the jokes?
Help fight continental drift.
It feels great, you should try it.
Some clueless cubical overlord says??? "Um, stoned beaver", linix??? what???
Sorry please just upgrade our MS windows enterprise enterprise up to the next MS version.
for as much as the "community" wants to be taken seriously, stuff like just makes it more difficult for everyone. AND I HAVE NOTHING against stoned beavers or any other beaver... that name is JUST STUPID and irresponsible.
aside from the fact that the mention of this to the overlords is only going to get a bunch of us drugtested as well.
Does anyone here have a pointer to a decent HOWTO type document on steps required to take a system currently running a 2.4 kernel (like, for instance, a RH 9 release) and migrate it to a 2.6 kernel?
I'd love to help out with testing, but after blowing upwards of 80 hours beating my head on a brick wall trying to get it to compile and boot up, I've pretty much given up.
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This release is tentatively called the "stoned beaver" release (beavers
are _almost_ as good as weasels, as I'm sure Scott Adams would agree).
If you feel strongly about the issue, please send your votes and
ideas to "feedback@beaver-overlord.com"
I, for, one, welcome our new beaver overlords!
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The Russians have won. They have made the world a cesspool of distrust, greed, fear and hate.
I'd rather have badgers on shrooms instead.
Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
I hashed this one out with Patrick and Rusty Russell, and Rusty was the one who caught it.
GIMP 1.3.23 is also out today.
It is expected to be the last release before the 2.0 pre-release cicle starts (and strings are frozen for translators to work on them)
Download mirrors are here
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Ever since the "greased weasel" series of
kernel releases I have been stuck for a good name.
This release is tentatively called the "stoned beaver" release (beavers are
_almost_ as good as weasels, as I'm sure Scott Adams would agree).
I think that the "Stoned Beaver" is almost as good of a name as "Greased Weasel". However, I would like to submit the following suggestion.
I feel that "Stoned Beaver" sends the impression that this release has problems with volatile (short-term) memory and gets the munchies for more resources.
To improve market visibility, I recommend that the next testing release be named "Shaved Beaver". I feel this name denotes something that is sleek and highly visible. The only shortcoming I could foresee for this name are emails or newsgroup postings with the subject line "Shaved Beaver ready for pounding". It may be a possible problem for SPAM filters.
I agree that it's tough to beat "Greased Weasel", but if you really are stuck coming up with a new name, I think "Greased Beaver" would be almost as good.
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I got the Nvidia drivers working after very little tooling around, and I'm usually clueless when it comes to high-level configuration like that.
/dev/sequencer support with my emu10k1-driven card. I finally discovered that the only way to make it work was to build the sequencer support in as a module. If I build the sequencer driver into the kernel, it doesn't work (/dev/sequencer gives me no such device any time I try to access it).
I've had audio problems, specifically with
STOP MISUSING APOSTROPHES, YOU MORONS!!!
welcome our new stoned beaver overlord
Is APIC needed?
The AC comment currently knocked down to -1 flamebait should be marked up... It's the original parent that needs knocking down and should never have made it up to +5 informative at all. Had I possessed MOD points today, I'd have smacked the top level post down as Troll immediately. There seems to be an Astro-turfing pro Microsoft clique in slashdot who've managed to get moderator status from marking themselves up and getting themselves marked up.
you want only one of the two threading ports to respond to hardware events. Not a good idea, it's best to spread that out... especially since a thread could starve the other on scarce shared processor resources on the PIV
THIS THING CAN TURN ON A DIME, MACROSSZERO STYLE ALSO FUCK BETA, ~NYORON
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THIS THING CAN TURN ON A DIME, MACROSSZERO STYLE ALSO FUCK BETA, ~NYORON
means absolutely nothing more than "Longhorn" or "Cairo" or "MULTICS"!
:-)
Ask your mom is "goatse" is disgusting. I'm sure she'll think it's some German company. Tubgirl is the only think that might be questionable. (Penisbird is also right out)
How about "GNAA Goatse Nero-Online"
Sounds like a great online experience with European engineering.
THIS THING CAN TURN ON A DIME, MACROSSZERO STYLE ALSO FUCK BETA, ~NYORON
A stoned beaver will rip through entire forests when it gets "the munchies".
i just upgraded to 2.6-test10 and found out that insmoding the nvidia module i compiled against 2.6-test9 loads just fine! i am of course going to compile it against 2.6-test10 for maximum stability but minor kernel version driver inconsistance problems allways gave me a headache with binary only drivers. (this really inproves that)
Ok, all the talk seems to be about the performance of Linux as a desktop OS in 2.6. My question is, what did they do to server performance? Is it slower or faster? Specifically, we run a lot of tux/apache combos and MySQL DB's. Am I going to be keeping these on 2.4?
They should call the official release of 2.6 the "SCOrned penguin" release. Hell hath no fury like a penguin SCOrned.
I love Linux too, but there's no way in hell I'm letting a 'stoned beaver' run my computer!
I have tried to use this test kernel and a few previous test versions and have not been able to get my Adaptec 2100s raid card to work. Any suggestions? I heard nobody ported the driver to 2.6 yet.
Here's a good overview of the new features in 2.6.
What was the last law that benefited people but not corporations?
Thanks again!
(Just have to make sure I make good backups of any of my critical data before moving forward... ;-)
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