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Big Mouth Billy Bass Videoconferencing
scubamage writes "Whilst browsing the net today, I found a link to a hardware hacking project by a well established Stanford graduate. His goal is to take those annoyingly popular Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish, and not only allow users to interface it with their favorite linux box, but also to allow it to lipsync, and eventually be used as a videoconferencing peripheral. Quite an interesting read, complete with step-by-step instructions to make your own, and software source to be played with."
This is clearly a worthwhile contribution to world culture.
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Now, we have been using iChatAV to do remote collaboration from N. America to New Zealand rather successfully and the video presence is nice, but if I heard my bosses voice coming from a damn fish, I think all order would be lost in the lab. (not to mention respect). :-)
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Oh, and Geeky Thanksgiving, one and all.
If it wasn't annoying enough already, now there's a possibility that 10 year olds will start yelling "Boo, shithead" into the thing. Joy.
On the flipside, a talking fish, boss' office, you saying "WORSHIP ME FOR I AM YOUR OVERLORD" into a Mic...hmm...
I'm amazing. You aren't. SUCK IT
...someone needs to get out of the office more.
On that note...turkey time!
Excellent, Now it'll be as if the old trout is in the room with me while I'm providing free tech support.
I'll add that to the christmas list. I wonder if I can get one with a blue rinse???
Welcome our new finny overlords! :-)
While it's not the exact mirror, it's a very similar hack. Clix0r
When i worked at one of the big 3 computer oems doing support for laptops, a customer called in with one of those and one of our laptops.
:)
He was having a problem with the Billy Bass fish so he managed to rig one of our power supplies to connect to it and the fish started smoking so he called us to repair the fish because we didn't warn him not to connect the power supply to fish.
With the lack of a part number on the fish, we decided not to replace it.
The comes under the same heading as TCP/IP over bongo drums and Evil bob the builder toys - pointless, but exceptionally cool and well worth wasting your time on :)
An infinite number of monkeys will eventually come up with the complete works of
The greatest minds of our generation are too busy trying to get animatronic fish to sing, "Livin' La Vida Loco!"
of those annoying things, someone goes and breaths new life into them. What's next, a practical use for Darl?
Celebrities are like ads, if we all ignore them, they'll just go away.
It's good to see that the wal-mart pcs will have plenty of accessories available for them. All they need now is a mouse made out of a stuffed animal head and a keyboard/gun rack combo.
"Ey Chaaaalie, yah gonna talk with tha fish"
"WHA? Ey, I been a good guy to youz, why youz doin' this to me?"
Regardless, this strikes me as a giant leap in technology. Yessir, no longer are we going to have to put up with low-res, blocky, 5-color, bad-mime-show video. That's right, you've now got a high definition, 3D image right in front of you! Fish smell in 2004...
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interesting site you say?....hmmm wouldn't know.
Some aim to please, I aim to tease.
That is all.
hacking this makes an unauthorized derivative work. We've seen cases like this with Aibo dog and Teddy Ruxpin hacking. KY the asshole now and prepare to be sued.
Stupid people make stupid things profitable.
I find it incredible that this site is not up. You would think that someone doing this type of hack would realize that it was going to be linked by just about every news service in the world .... well ok maybe just slashdot.
Stay tuned for new sig...
A well established Stanford graduate tried to run a webserver on a Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish.
Signatures are for stupids.
First there was...
Abraham Lincoln
Then came...
Pirates of the Caribbean
Haunted Mansion
Hall of Presidents
Bear Country Jamboree
And now the latest...
Big Mouth Billy Bass!
Does it work with the Christmas edition bass???
Yeah, I'm sure every corporate exec wants to be talking to a fish (with your voice) about important company issues...
"Just one more thing, Fish... Uh, I mean, Johnson."
Slashdot gets worse every day... Pipedot: News for nerds, without the corporate slant
Do you really want to be associated with ethics violations such as the Sonny Bono Copyright Term Extension Act, the DMCA, sweatshop labor, and poor writing passed off as "classic" animation?
No? Then don't work for The Walt Disney Company. Work for a non-MPAA-affiliated amusement park chain such as any Cedar Fair LP park.
Oh my cod!
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Do-It-Yourself Hacked Billy Bass
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'Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes, aaarrrrrrrr!' -- Minsc
Is there going to be localization for this project? We don't have bass where I live. I think I might be more comfortable talking into a carp.
I can think of only one real practical use for something like this. At least for the voice conferencing feature. When out of town guests come, it's customary to get them all nice an boozed up. Then, usually about 3am everyone goes to sleep, and guest is left to their own devices on the couch.
At this point, the guest is usually quite drunk, and doesn't have his wits correctly about him. This is when you turn on the billy bass. The host could retire to the other room, start up the laptop with a microphone attached, run his voice through some sort of modifier, and have a great deal of fun with the guest.
The fish would spring to life. "You! Yes, you! What the devil do you think your doing?" Wait to hear a response. "Yes, you, (insert name of guest here). Don't think I haven't been watching you. I know what you're doing."
At this point the host can opt for a number of fun pranks to play on his guest. Everything from a fake spiritual revelation "You know very well that that attractive girlfriend is not a good match for you. It's a sham. Introduce her to your host. It will be good for your soul", to just good hyjinks "It's finally happened, my friend. You've gone insane".
Ahh, what good times could be had.
The Internet is generally stupid
...there are plenty more fish in the sea...
... or instead of wasting his time he should be fishing for better useful things to spend his time with...
...thankyou i'll be here all week
O WAIT!!! I see the connection, Penguin and fish
I know, nobody use a Cameleon do they, or do they? Unoriginal bastards.
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Should do the same thing with a furby, but rip the fur off instead and put a rubber mask over it.
The fish isn't the only thing that isn't funny. (Like that animation for example).
Most...useless.....hack.....ever.
...isn't this the punchline to one of his jokes?
Non impediti ratione cogitationus.
The singing fish popular? Maybe in Xmas 2001. Even the junk fad stores don't have them bargain binned anymore.
Wouldn't we all like to see a singing Tux? Something like Funzo, and he goes around uninstalling Windows XP from boxen.
I, for one, welcome our new Big Mouth Billy Bass Videoconferencing overlords!
_____ "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear." -- Orwell
I've thought about using this to announce network events at home (I run a couple of servers useful to those outside my home.)
/. first linked to this site. ;)
I figure, I can spend a lot of time trying to make SNMP traps go to my pager/cell-phone/forwarded phone/mobile email widget, or I can just pipe them to the fish.
Because if the fish on the living room wall starts talking, my wife *will* find me to tell me about it.
Of course, I thought about this a couple of years ago...back when
You have violated Robot's Rules of Order and will be asked to leave the future immediately.
Would an infinite number of these BBMB's produce anything that didn't get old quick?
This evil program is the first step towards sick hackers abusing Billy for deviant sexual purposes. Imagine Billy's big lips opening and closing on demand. It's enough to make me sick.
This is the gateway to teledildonic virtual beastiality.
Apres Billy, le deluge!
...Beowulf shoal of these.
For a novel way to deliver the "pink slip"- or perhaps the employee who wants to say "I quit!" without showing up in person!
It turns out fish are deathly afraid of nets.
Dumb Ass Bass
Dang, I thought I was cool for sticking a relay in Mr. Billy and using him for my doorbell. I guess that just goes to show ya...
=\/\/= If it's too loud, turn it down.
The world is full of stuff we don't like, it takes some bad karma to have to go to the trouble of putting together a comment to express one's dissatisfaction with something, especially one that isn't humourous or satirical. Relax, drink some chamomile tea, and go into the sunlight. Sounds like the author needs it.
The parent post shows clearly why we now need a new category so that we can score posts "-1, Needs a sense of humour".
Boogie Bass Hacked On January 3rd, 2001 with 102 comments vonmar writes "A 20-second re-recordable message has been hacked into the "Boogie Bass" talking fish. The audio is stored on an ISD 1420P solid-state... Section: Articles > Toys Score: 1.2
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So, I was thinking of seeing if I could get one of those InfoGlobe Caller ID Display things and hacking it to display whatever I want from my server... Slashdot Headlines, weather report, new e-mails waiting, etc... Sorta like an LCD display, but much more visible.
Of course, I'm hardware challenged, so I have no clue how I'd go about it. Too little experience to go ahead, plunk down money, and void the warrenty, and assume I can get the thing to work somehow.
Anyone play with these things? Any easy way to figure out how to pervert one?
Let's see if they can make the fish sing like this...
(It's a Flash movie, and due to its content, I recommend headphones.)
Attack its weak point for massive damage!
http://b3ta.com/fish/
At my brother's newspaper, they did the same sort of thing to a teddy ruckspin(sp). They hooked it up to the headphones jack of a stereo and the builtin hardware does the lipsinking automatically. Fun times.
No trespassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
...I WILL KICK YOUR BASS!
Whoever designed level 61 in Frozen Bubble is a sadistic bastard.
Big Mouth Billy Mays?
Stick a wire up his ass and push the STFU button..
bewolf cluster of these things.
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Just be sure not to use one of these during your teleconference with Tony Soprano...
Manipulate the moderator system! Mod someone as "overrated" today.
Will there ever be a Bluetooth version? =)