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Malaysian Police Not Roping Longhorn Rustlers

Artifex writes "CNN/Reuters reports that an early release of Microsoft's next operating system, 'Longhorn,' is already being sold openly in markets in Malaysia, with local police doing little to stop it. Microsoft's response, of course, is that consumers should steer clear. I'm sure this chaps their hides, as crashing copies of this as-yet-unreleased product are sure to cause dilution of branding."

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  1. Buggy Leaks by skajake · · Score: 5, Informative

    Most of these are simply the same Alpha leak build 4015 that has been available on irc for months.
    They do NOT include WinFS, WinFX, and are extremely buggy.

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    1. Re:Buggy Leaks by rootofevil · · Score: 2, Funny

      extremely buggy.

      so then its pretty much par for the course?

      i know, i know, -1 flamebait...

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    2. Re:Buggy Leaks by gl4ss · · Score: 2, Funny

      well, maybe the pirates thought that "heck, ms has been doing it for years themselfs even if they don't sell this particular piece, clearly there is demand for such a product! let the cd-press lines roll!"

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    3. Re:Buggy Leaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Buggy or not is not the issue... it is the "leak" part that is interesting.

      From Microsoft's view point, the more long horn leaks (and that too in poorer markets), the better it is.. it is all about market penetration and training future work force...

      Microsoft can get the government's attention in a flash, but it is much better for them this way... and, don't forget the sympathy points they will earn at home by crying foul about lost revenue (and hence taxes).

    4. Re:Buggy Leaks by the+web · · Score: 5, Funny

      They do NOT include WinFS, WinFX, and are extremely buggy. The release versions WILL include WinFS, WinFX, and be extremely buggy, however.

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    5. Re:Buggy Leaks by arivanov · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ahem. I have seen this in at least several countries. Intentional leaks including leaks by authorized MSFT staff (on payroll). No persecution, nothing until the market penetration hits 90+% and Novell, Oracle, IBM and other companies stupid enough to ask money for software disappear into oblivion. And then comes Billy Boy to talk with the PM and starts tightenting the bolts. In three years the country is paying the standard MSFT rate and it cannot switch because there is no personnel trained in alternatives and there is no money for alternatives because all IT software budget money goes to MSFT. There is simply no free money around on the IT budgets for any conversions.

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    6. Re:Buggy Leaks by the+web · · Score: 2, Funny

      HAHHA HAHAH AHHAHA you're a fucking comedian!

      So...we're in agreement then. I am a comedian.

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    7. Re:Buggy Leaks by WNight · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's a sad truth? Seems only fair after MS has put so many other companies out of business with their crimes.

    8. Re:Buggy Leaks by rajinder83 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nobody really buys them. I asked a shop owner just yesterday whether anyone actually buys the Longhorn CDs. He replied that they haven't sold even one copy, because apparently, no one "has heard of it and so they don't want to try". And no, I did NOT buy it. I use Linux.

    9. Re:Buggy Leaks by Daengbo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I live in Thailand, and can say that, although there are quite a few books in the local store teaching desktop linux, the 60% pre-installed figure (it may even be higher. I don't know) really doesn't trtanslate into anything, because the customers just go home and wipe the disk, installing 98SE like they have for years.
      The other 40% (or less, maybe) are almost completely sold with a "thirty day trial" of XP Home (which we all know doesn't exist. These are also replaced with pirated copies. The government puts the rate at over 90%.
      Microsoft dropped their prices on only the government low-cost computer, which was set to put (best Dr. Evil voice) one million machines with desktop Linux on the street. The other prices remain about 80% of what they were last year. This govenment program is credited, however, with destroying MS' "one price around the world" policy oncee and for ever.

    10. Re:Buggy Leaks by Daengbo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Are you in Malay? Here in Thailand, you see these disks everywhere. People apparently try to take them and use them as real production servers. It is beyond belief.
      It is totally sick that I can always buy the newest build of some MS OS, but I have to scour the whole IT mall to find the six month old release of Linux distribution X, if it is there at all.

  2. It has to be said by RobertB-DC · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It's not a ready product," [Microsoft attorney Jonathan Selvasegaram] said from Malaysia. "Even if it works for a while, I think it's very risky," to install on a home computer, he said.

    So how does that make the pre-release "Longhorn" version any different from, say, Windows XP?

    Longhorn promises new methods of storing files, tighter links to the Internet, greater security and fewer annoying reboots, Microsoft has said.

    Now that's truth in adversising: New, improved Windows! Almost secure! Less annoying than ever! Wow, whoever came up with that marketing line should get a promotion... to the mail room.

    (Hey, someone's going to get modded-up for taking cheap shots at Microsoft. May as well be me!)

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    1. Re:It has to be said by aborchers · · Score: 5, Informative
      So how does that make the pre-release "Longhorn" version any different from, say, Windows XP?


      I generally hate to jump to Microsoft's defense, but have you actually used Windows XP? Just curious. I run XP Pro with a major mismash of hardware and have crashed it maybe twice in the two years since it shipped, fewer than the number of times I've crashed X on the RedHat 9 partition on the same machine. Admittedly, crashing the UI system shouldn't nuke the OS, which is what usually happens w/ Windows, but IMHO XP was an incredible improvement in stability over Windows 98 SE, which crashed a couple times a week and would never even shut down properly...

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    2. Re:It has to be said by mattgreen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Heaven forbid someone say something good about MS, right? We can't handle such cognitive dissonance!

    3. Re:It has to be said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The secret to Windows 98 stability is to install it and not install a bunch of crappy drivers. My Windows 98SE never crashes. It always shuts down and I've never had to reinstall. I use it for MM Fireworks/Photoshop/Mozilla/Flash Development. All that in 96MB on a 200 MHz P1. A bit slow, but it works. Connects to my Samaba box with no problems.

    4. Re:It has to be said by RobertB-DC · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's a mod fight to see if this is flamebait or informative. It's like watching a horserace.

      Isn't it great? I don't think I've ever had a comment get modded all the way down to -1, Troll (~15 min after posting) and make it back up to +2, Funny (the current status). The +5 reply must have brought in some sympathetic moderators.

      It really makes me miss the days when you could see how many mod points had been expended on a post's behalf. I originally created my Slashdot login for the horseraces, and I love bipolar moderation!

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    5. Re:It has to be said by jrcamp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How the hell do you manage to crash XP once or twice a day? If that's the case it's a setup issue, not an inherit stability issue with XP. Puhlez.

    6. Re:It has to be said by GoofyBoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Thats my exact same experience.

      I have RedHat 9 running on the same machine and although RH has a nicer UI, Windows runs faster and more integrated.

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    7. Re:It has to be said by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "(Hey, someone's going to get modded-up for taking cheap shots at Microsoft. May as well be me!)"

      The problem with cheap shots taken at Microsoft is that they're exhausted. It'd be nice if people here cracking jokes about Windows actually used it so they'd not only be informed about what they're cracking on, but also they'd be able to cook up new jokes.

      BSOD == Old news, funny back in 1998. Uncommmon occurance in Win2k/XP.

      "A problem has occured, but we'd prefer you just tell us back at HQ than actually tell you what's happening" == Modern XP, funny today.

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    8. Re:It has to be said by TigerTime · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree. I use XP about 9 hours a day and usually reboot about once every month. Not because I have to, but because i feel like it.

      I've had it "reboot"/lockup on me three times in 8 months and that has been when playing a game.

      If it's screwing up every single day, then you have a bad install. Plain and simple.

    9. Re:It has to be said by MoronGames · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Can you point me in the direction of these non crappy drivers?

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  3. Malaysian Police by JahToasted · · Score: 5, Funny

    are, however, cracking down on the use of bad puns.

  4. Crashing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure this chaps their hides, as crashing copies of this as-yet-unreleased product are sure to cause dilution of branding.

    Yeah, I expect to pay for an official branded crashing product. Being able to get one for free seriously undermines their market position.

  5. Windows is too stable for me... by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 5, Funny

    So I'm going to run a knocked off version of a pre-pre-alpha with a hacked about XP core and an experimental interface from the company with the worst QA record in the entire universe.

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    1. Re:Windows is too stable for me... by Deflagro · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes....yes you are. If you fail to comply, you will be stuck with free software that works well and programs that are freely available and freedom of choice...umm...what was I saying?

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    2. Re:Windows is too stable for me... by Brian+Blessed · · Score: 3, Funny

      > from the company with the worst QA record in the entire universe.

      Although one of their most troublesome products runs your (non-existant) website :-)

  6. What use could it possibly be? by StyleChief · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It seems that the utility of such a release would be limited at best. Perhaps the publicizing of this simply serves as more proverbial "egg on the face" of Microsoft than any other purpose.

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    1. Re:What use could it possibly be? by nat5an · · Score: 4, Interesting

      More than likely, it's simply a case of pirating whatever comes their way. So far as I can tell, the basic process for pirating stuff in SE Asia consists of making a good cover for the product with as many possible logos (DVD-ROM, CD-ROM, VCD, Windows, Microsoft, Logitech, Abercrombie, etc.), some misspelled/grammatically incorrect English, and then burning as many copies as the market will sustain. In my experience in the middle east, the copies were actually burnt on demand for customers. I don't think extensive market research and a serious analysis of product utility has much of a place in the business plans of pirates. Or of Microsoft for that matter.

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  7. Wishful thinking by pvt_medic · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Maybe this will cause the price of microsoft products to drop, just like we saw with Playstation in China.

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    1. Re:Wishful thinking by Dr.+Molf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nice try. Except you bought the misguided premise of the other article (piracy has dropped cost of PS2 discs), which in terms of economics is completely off. It seems nice to try and relate these stories -- but in reality, they're not similar. The reasons that China has lower PS2 games has to do with: a) disposable income (less than US/Western Europe) b) comparable products (ie, VCDs/DVDs for $1) c) lax IP protection laws. It's possible that they might start selling Windows products overseas for very low rates, but it will remain high in the US. The reason is simple: matching the currency price to market they are in. It's not about piracy. As other people have pointed out, it's the same premise why drug companies will sell cheap generic versions in Developing Nations and higher priced pharms here in the US. Simply put, we can afford it.

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  8. Longhorn by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny
    No. 1 software firm says operating system, not due until 2005, now selling in Malaysia for $1.58.

    Hey, now there is a price I might pay for Longhorn. Actually the reason M$ picked that name is to deter software pirates here in the U.S. If you steal Longhorn(s) in Texas that is still a hanging offence.

    1. Re:Longhorn by Deflagro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Still too pricy for me though...compared to the 0$ I'm sure I can get it for. Don't know why i'd want it but....

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    2. Re:Longhorn by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


      ...says operating system, not due until 2005, now selling in Malaysia for $1.58.

      Hey, that's $697.42 cheaper than Linux! I proclaim this the death of Linux.

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    3. Re:Longhorn by mrtroy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Microsoft chose the name actually, because of the rumours only steers and queers came from Redmond. They are trying to trick you into thinking M$ arent the latter of the two, as most of us thought.

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    4. Re:Longhorn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This comment, nor any of the atttempts under it are funny. Why do you even try to be?

    5. Re:Longhorn by Lemmeoutada+Collecti · · Score: 2, Funny

      In which case they are only adding eunichs to the list... as a Longhorn has typically been releived of the burden of testicles.

      So I guess this version of Windows Server hasn't got the balls to be in my server room.

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  9. finally ... by nicodaemos · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft advises Malaysians to stear clear of the Windows operating system .... finally some good advice from Redmond.

  10. Okay by iamdrscience · · Score: 5, Funny

    PUN CONTEST!

    Rustlers, Chaps their hide, branding and steer clear.

    Are there anymore? Anybody who can think of another pun gets a "Talking about computer hardware made my mother board" t-shirt!

    1. Re:Okay by Valdrax · · Score: 5, Funny

      You missed the "from-the-mechanical-bull-department" tagline, which I have a small beef with. I'll chip in with the observation that sales of Gateway computers have inexplicably climbed.

      So, do I get the shirt?
      Could I get it as a jersey instead?

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    2. Re:Okay by Artifex · · Score: 2, Funny

      *choking on my french fries :)*

      First person to follow my (wagon) train of thought.
      Does this mean there's not much herd mentality here, or is everyone just keeping their opinions in rein?

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    3. Re:Okay by Theaetetus · · Score: 2, Funny
      Does this mean there's not much herd mentality here, or is everyone just keeping their opinions in rein?

      I don't know, Bo', 'vine as all these puns might seem, they're tough four me to stomachs.

      -T

  11. What has more holes than a Microsoft product? by el_flynn · · Score: 4, Funny
    The article mentions that "software companies were working with the authorities on the problem, but the police were more concerned about controlling pornography."


    Nuff said.

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  12. Move along.... by mrpuffypants · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Look, if you buy alpha-grade software from ANYWHERE and it starts to crash or behave oddly then you don't get a chance to complain to somebody.

    When I played through Half-Life 2 a while back and monsters didn't render I didn't post my disgust to any online forums; I just realised that I was playing an unreleased, buggy version of the software and should be glad for what I saw at all.

  13. There is one solution to piracy: free software by SexyKellyOsbourne · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The only solution to piracy in the third world is free, open-source software. Many countries being harassed by the various shady trade organizations for piracy, such as China, Brazil, and Vietnam, are switching over to open source as much as possible. There is no way that people who live on a dollar a day are going to be able to shell out hundreds of dollars every year for proprietary, closed-source software, and software companies are foolish to worry about it.

    In fact, the Malaysian authorities punishing such persecution, usually at the indirect prodding of US corporations and the US corporate government, will backfire. If there's no persecution Windows is 95% pirated, then Microsoft makes 5% -- if they are persecuted and forced to switch to free software, and FreeBSD gets used for everything, then Microsoft gets 0%. Supporting punishment of third-world pirates, thus forcing them to switch to free software, is actually good for the open source movement.

    1. Re:There is one solution to piracy: free software by cduffy · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Yeah, people who have no respect for commercial products will definitely respect the GPL/LGPL. Countries with no respect for human rights or even copyright will definitely honor the GPL/LGPL, too.
      Sure they will, because it makes economic sense to do so.

      So, you're building your own linux distribution (or piece of embedded hardware, or whatever). You want to use Samba, but you need to write a few patches. Fine. You write your patches, and then you have two choices:

      - Pay your programmers to port your patches to work against a newer samba every time one comes out

      - Release your patches back to the Samba project and let *them* front-port your patches for you.

      Guess which one is cheaper? No, really.

      Most (not all, but most) commercial compliance with the terms of the GPL happens not because it's the legal thing to do, but because it makes good economic sense.
  14. about $1.58 by Cap'nMike · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's what I'm willing to pay for the next version of Windows. As well, the prototype Longhorn is supposedly buggy and unstable, possibly compromising your system. At least Microsoft is consistant.

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  15. What are the limits of piracy ? by rcastro0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I mean, the definition of the word "piracy".

    It is very obvious to me that this Longhorn system is not something people can use today, as it is. I mean, MS will still work on it for a long while before it can be trusted upon (if then).

    So, what use are they except as a "preview" of what MS is cooking ? And, as a "preview", how much different is it from an article about it ? And how much can it hurt ? Everything that looks good will be "wow", everything that looks bad will be "can't wait for them to fix it"!

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  16. no, no, no, it's all good business by ciaran_o_riordan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Microsoft have to say "oh, we wish this wasn't happening". If they didn't say that, the west would get annoyed, and complain about unfairness. (because we all know how badly off the west is :-)

    Microsoft can get enforcement whenever they want, but in poorer countries, the market saturation is more important. (and that these illegal copies will train people to know Microsoft).

    When they want to flip the table, they complain to the US govt, the US govt threatens to put malasia on the 301 Watch List (list of countries where the US aren't happy with "IP enforcement). Once they go on this list, people are afraid to trade with them, the IMF stops loaning them cash, and the World Bank stops rolling over it's existing loans. This happened to Korea already (and it was Microsoft that made it happen).

    Add to this that the US delegation to the WIPO summits always contains Microsoft representatives (as "industry experts"), and you have a lot of control, without being visible, whenever they want.

  17. My 0.02 ringgit on the issue by GillBates0 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    He said software companies were working with the authorities on the problem, but the police were more concerned about controlling pornography.

    If, indeed, the police are treating this issue as secondary to illegal pornography, then I would say they are on the right track.

    Not that I am against pr0n as such, but a lot of human suffering goes into producing much of it, especially much of the cheap, street quality stuff. Most of the characters are drugged/coerced into performing by their overlords, any many do it out of necessity, in order to get their square meals. Most of them are prostitutes, who were forced in by pimps/etc.

    So, to end the rant, I think the police have their priorities right, if they're more worried about stopping the pr0n racket than protecting the rights of a multi-billion dollar company.

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    1. Re:My 0.02 ringgit on the issue by bmajik · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree with you completely, and i work for microsoft :)

      If the police only have enough time to attack one evil, and they get to choose between going after people selling burnt CD's of Longhorn Alpha, or, they get to go after illegal porn (where $illegal is something like snuff films, or child porn, etc), i say go after the illegal porn.

      I'd guess that they aren't behaving so virtuously though, if they're anything like most US cops. They probably just don't care about software piracy. Maybe there's no money to be made raiding $1.58 piracy rings as compared to the money to be made going after illegal porn vendors.

      I sure wish american cops would spend more time solving problems like rape and murder as opposed to setting up speed traps on highways where the speed limits are set artificially low..

      but, speed traps give much better returns than arresting rapists only so that they can get out of jail in 6 months and do it again.

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    2. Re:My 0.02 ringgit on the issue by microcars · · Score: 4, Funny
      "..Not that I am against pr0n as such, but a lot of human suffering goes into producing much of it,..."

      as opposed to Windows, where a lot of human suffering goes into using it.

      Do you think the Pirated version has "new" Longhorn Startup Sound in it ?

      (sorry, repost, but I like it, :P )

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  18. Cowboy references? by worst_name_ever · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'm sure this chaps their hides, as crashing copies of this as-yet-unreleased product are sure to cause dilution of branding."

    What is this, Subliminal Cowboy Reference Day on Slashdot?

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    1. Re:Cowboy references? by Tired_Blood · · Score: 2, Funny

      What is this, Subliminal Cowboy Reference Day on Slashdot?

      They're making up for the lack of CowboyNeal options in recent polls.

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  19. not so sure... by theMerovingian · · Score: 3, Funny

    crashing copies of this as-yet-unreleased product are sure to cause dilution of branding

    Yeah, I bet they will think twice about buying burned copies of the Longhorn release version, once they see how much this one crashes.

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  20. Can of worms by OMG · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well, what will happen if some folks already use Longhorn and a new worm attacks Windows and Longhorn as well. Of course Microsoft is NOT going to provide a patch until Longhorn is officially released. I guess this will become a serious problem any time soon.

  21. You Get What You Pay For by TypeMRT · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anyone who thinks $1.58 is a good deal for a pre-alpha Microsoft OS deserves that "experience"

  22. Rumour? by t_allardyce · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I heard that the reason longhorn won't come out til 2006 is because there was a judgement in 2000 that Microsoft had to share certain source code with certain companies for 5 years (ie until 2005) and that they dont want to write the bulk of the DRM in until after that? Can anyone confirm or is that total crap?

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    1. Re:Rumour? by advocate_one · · Score: 4, Informative
      You're partly right...


      MS/DOJ: Judge accepts most of settlement agreement

      "The "remedy" ruling is in effect for five years unless the court chooses to extend it, and orders Microsoft not to retaliate against computer makers who offer competing software products with the PCs they sell."


      Judge Goes Easy on Microsoft

      "In a related matter, Kollar-Kotelly ordered Microsoft to disclose and license communications protocols used by clients running on Windows to interoperate with Microsoft servers. The company is also required to disclose APIs and technical information that Microsoft middleware uses to interoperate with the operating system, but the disclosure provisions fall far short of the states' requests."

      DRM is not subject to the order

      "Microsoft does not, however, have to document, disclose or license APIs (application programming interfaces) or communications protocols that would compromise the security of systems used for antipiracy, antivirus, software licensing, digital rights management, encryption or authentication."
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  23. Buggy etc by DarkSarin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hey, at the very least they won't have to do any further testing to make sure it works as expected...

    In all seriousness, though, WHY would anyone want such a thing. The ONLY reason I would be interested in something like that is if it ALSO came with enough source to compile. After all, that would put a monkey wrench in things.

    Imagine if someone who got (however) access to the source, then wrote a paper on what would be necessary to implement compatibility, and then someone else, upon reading it, then wrote a description of that paper (but with enough detail to be useful). Now imagine if someone then implemented the description. What is their level of liability (having never seen the source, or even the paper by the guy who wrote it)?

    Even so, it would probably be easier to just do it the way we are--from scratch. Another question though--are the names of certain files copyrighted? That is, if I know program X wants bar.dll, can I make a .dll that does essentially the same thing and call it bar.dll? If the code is different, but it does the same thing, is it still IP infringement?

    Just questions, don't flame me because I am asking--I really want to know.

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    1. Re:Buggy etc by Svartalf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are all the people named "Bill" guilty of IP infringement with Bill Gates?

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  24. From the Article by ewhenn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Longhorn promises new methods of storing files, tighter links to the Internet, greater security and fewer annoying reboots, Microsoft has said.

    Fewer reboots, what a feature. I got a good laugh out of that. Imagine if GM claimed to sell you a car that would 'start more often'.

  25. Aww, that's a shame! by Cryofan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People who make $200/week are not going to have to pay $200 or more for Microsoft's latest product....

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  26. Microsoft PR by bs_02_06_02 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Microsoft PR juggernaut is hitting full stride. "Any PR is good PR!"

    I think somewhere, a Microsoft employee (or contractor) leaked this pre-release copy out to the web just to get some free testing.
    It makes sense... leak it, and just listen. Learn what the rest of the world has to say.
    Let's say that the programmers/contractors want to know what the world thinks: If they release a pre-alpha, the news media might not like it, MS would see their market value take a hit. If the pirates don't like it, too bad... but it's not a loss, it's a learning situation.

    Secondly, MS, if they were just a bit smarter, could put some positive spin on this event by saying, "Hey, Longhorn is so good that pirates are making $1.50 on pre-alpha copies... just wait until we get a few more bugs worked in... I mean out."
    One last thought:
    Anyone stupid enough to pay $1.58 for a pre-alpha release has probably gotten exactly what they deserve.

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  27. They'll just change the name... by drywater · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Six months before it's released, they'll change the name to Windows 2006 or whatever and all of the bad press goes away. Sheep consumers hear Windows 2006 and think, "Well, it's not that Longhorn version I've heard so many bad things about, so it must be okay." They buy it up because they're too scared to try anything else even though the new EULA says that MS can turn on your webcam and watch you any time they want.

    1. Re:They'll just change the name... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 3, Funny

      2006. My aren't you optimistic. I'd pegged it at 2008 for sure.

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  28. Won't it be the PDC build? by Zone-MR · · Score: 4, Informative

    The latest build is 4051 not 4015. It was launched at the PDC two months ago.

    Here is a little review I wrote: http://www.betaone.net/index.php?showtopic=29402

  29. Re:Since You Asked by value_added · · Score: 3, Funny

    I didn't read the article, but it sounds like typical bullshit for the DMCA/RIAA crowd to butter up their claims that "The Steaks are High!" and "Just Cownt The Money We're Losing!", where in reality, nothing could be fodder from the truth. Or as recently herd on Slashdot ... "Moove on -- nothing to see here."

    That said, I do think taking the bull by the horns and running with Longhorn is a an udderly bad idea, even in Singapore.

    Should have really posted this as anonymous cow-ard instead of trying to milk this thread ...

  30. Rewritten .DLLs by MarcQuadra · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know of at least one rewritten .DLL, for Windows9x, the folks at wininternals rewrote the VCACHE functionality with some better self-management and memory compression. Apparently they did accomplish a working replacement to the Windows VCACHE system, but without full-disclosure the performance and reliability were limited. In the end the speed was the same as the old VCACHE, and the compact/compress parts didn't seem to be all that useful.

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  31. Death by Pun by HighOrbit · · Score: 4, Funny

    Enough puns already! Let's put this out to pasture before we all step in it.

  32. Stolen Software Woes by medscaper · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Yeah, boy does that dredge up memories. I remember back in the BBS days I got ahold of a copy of "Chicago" from a BBS that was owned by a guy who interned at Microsoft in the summers. It was Win95, I think, in its infantile pre-alpha stage.

    I had a dual boot machine at the time with OS/2 and Win 3.1, all my school assignments, code, etc. all unprotected and un-backed-up on my one-and-only machine. Gee, Fred, can you see this one coming?

    So, I spent hundreds of hours over about 2 weeks downloading all the various floppies from the BBS, which was one of the first GUI BBSs in the area. But all that time was SO worth it when I saw that Chicago logo as I installed to a new partition on a 1 or 2 gig drive.

    About an hour and a half later, the install was complete, and I was ready to boot for the first time. I held my breath and rebooted. BSOD! I rebooted. BSOD again! I rebooted several more times, each involving a BSOD!

    So, I huffed and puffed and tried to get into the partition from OS/2 - no such luck. OS/2 wouldn't boot.

    Uhhhhh.

    But it was on another drive! Still, both my drives were unbootable toast.

    I called several computer stores, the guy at the BBS, and several friends. No one had a solution for me. I tried booting back into Win 3.1 with floppies, but it could no longer read from the drive, either. Finally, I gave up on the conventional and tried calling Microsoft. I came up with a good excuse about how a student friend had "borrowed" my computer and brought it back in this state. I managed to finally get through to a technician, and I explained the error codes I was getting from the bluescreen. He didn't believe me, and thought I should just re-install. He said, "Those aren't Windows error codes. Are you sure that's on the screen?" Finally, in a huff, I gave up and cracked a beer open. About halfway through my beer my phone rang. It was "Tim" from Microsoft. He was an Engineer, and one of the Tech guys had followed up on my problem with him, a developer of Win 95.

    Uhhhhh.

    Tim was REALLY interested in how I had gotten ahold of the copy, and could he please have the name of the friend? When I balked, he threatened to have MS attorneys look into it, as "corporate espionage" (as he put it) was serious business. He threatened to get the school involved, and once again threatened with the attorneys before I hung up on him. I unplugged the phone for a few days, and magically, never heard from him again.

    Oh, yeah. A good copy of Slackware fixed my problem, btw. Great lesson learned about stealing software, and espeically about how a real OS works...

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  33. Re:You speak too soon. by danielsfca2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > XP laptop that has never bluescreened

    I already admitted that I have seen several machines without stability problems.

    > That's true of any OS.

    I'd say yes, the variability itself (the range) is pretty wide on any OS. But I'd wager a guess that Windows' stability with respect to each computer has an approximately uniform distribution (any level of stability ranging from unstable to stable is equally likely)* over {computer1, computern}, while other platforms have different distributions.

    This is speculation, but I'd suspect that Mac OS X has a distribution looking more or less like a normal curve, with its left tail at about 60% stable and its peak at 95% stable, plus a little spike at "0% stable" to account for those Macs with really sick OS installs, and the occasional freak issue (e.g. nuked FW drives).
    I'd peg Unix in general as probably about the same.

    *I say this because the various (at least 50) Windows XP installations that I've used have been approximately all over the map in terms of stability. Many very good, many very bad, many at varying degrees in between.