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Doomsday PC-Cooling With Dual-Cascade Coolers

An anonymous reader submits "Four (4) compressors cooling one PC! Yes, it's big, yes it's heavy, yes it's loud and yes it does get your CPU and GPU cold, very cold. Is -100C cold enough for you? Cascade cooling is yet another chapter in a Finnish overclocker's neverending quest for optimal PC performance. Those things go down to -80 to -100C and can maintain the temperature. See here for the whole article with the pictures of the project."

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  1. In Finland... by inteller · · Score: 5, Funny

    ....wouldn't they just put their computers outside to get this kind of cooling?

    1. Re:In Finland... by Soporific · · Score: 4, Funny

      I know that's what we do here in Minnesota. Of course we only can overclock for what seems like 11 months out of the year, but you do have to get out every now and then to soak up some vitamin D. ~S

    2. Re:In Finland... by Shut+the+fuck+up! · · Score: 5, Funny

      ....wouldn't they just put their computers outside to get this kind of cooling?

      No, you got it all wrong. He is overclocking to stay warm. All those compressors must generate a lot of heat.

    3. Re:In Finland... by Zapper · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just make the holes a bit bigger and you may have an internal NIC for this guy.

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    4. Re:In Finland... by Uma+Thurman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sort of like In Soviet Finland, refridgerators heat your house? Very amusing.

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  2. Not Quite by qewl · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not cold enough unless it can offset global warming. AND refrigerate my beer.

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    1. Re:Not Quite by notyou2 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Lisa, in this house... --[fuck it, nevermind]--

  3. IMAGINE.... by TheDarkener · · Score: 5, Funny

    A Beowulf cluster of compressors on a Beowulf cluster of computers!

    Umm.....

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  4. Billy Bob? by pegr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Billy Bob, don't cha think ya got a little too much time on your hands?

  5. Cold feet by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wouldn't your legs and feet get cold sitting next to that thing?

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  6. Practical application? by Aviancer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps they should consider applying this research to their webserver, which appears to be having dififculties keeping up with requests ATM...

  7. Nice. by i_am_syco · · Score: 4, Funny

    Looks like Intel might license this for their new P4s at 4 GHz. After cooling it down, the chip is almost cool enough to run!

  8. neverending quest? by toddhunter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Keep playing around with stuff at -100 and the quest is going to end one way or another

  9. big and heavy? by civilengineer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, it's big, yes it's heavy, yes it's loud and yes it does get your CPU and GPU cold, very cold.
    You talking about my wife?

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    1. Re:big and heavy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is your wife, you're not getting any tonight

  10. absolute zero? by psoriac · · Score: 4, Funny

    How close to absolute zero would we have to cool a processor so that we could overclock it enough to handle a good slashdotting?

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  11. The finnish ... by KRYnosemg33 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's the finnish word for ... compensating?

    1. Re:The finnish ... by drquizas · · Score: 2, Funny

      Isn't it Linux?

    2. Re:The finnish ... by phorm · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't think that applies in this case. At those temperature anyone sitting near the computer will experience shrinkage in a ratio comparable to the increase in PC performace.

  12. Obligatory joke by apharov · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...as if having a CPU running at -100C would save them from server meltdown when the full brunt of brutal slashdotting hits them!!

    Muahahahaaa.. <manical laughter echoing in the dungeon>

  13. counterproductive by mkavanagh · · Score: 3, Funny

    looks like someone is ignoring the fact that overcooling your processor will lead to early failure.

  14. it's good to know by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Funny

    someone will be able to play doom 3 on doomsday

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  15. Re:minimum temperature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Parts of the neighborhood will absorb the helium and float away into the sky.

  16. Re:minimum temperature by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    no, no, liquid plutonium is far deadlier

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  17. To put it another way: by MrEd · · Score: 2, Funny
    You keep using that word... optimal. I do not think it means what you think it means.


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    1. Re:To put it another way: by MikeCapone · · Score: 2, Funny

      you keep using that word... optimal. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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  18. Stage 1 is -40C by karlandtanya · · Score: 2, Funny

    But what is that in F?

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  19. Re:minimum temperature by McAddress · · Score: 4, Funny

    how about liquid mercury. oh never mind.

  20. All that cooling by PeterHammer · · Score: 2, Funny

    and they still can't wring out enough power to avoid being slashdotted...

  21. Jeez... by Cyno01 · · Score: 2, Funny

    With all that was spent on the cooling he could have bought a new processor instead of overclocking his 386 to 4Ghz.

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  22. Useful! by grmb1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If they can make PC case big and put a door in it, it can be used for long-term food storage. 'Internet connected refrigirator' anyone? :) On the other side, with freezing turned off, you can cook food on CPU, which qualifies it for 'Internet connected owen'. Useful thingie. And a computer too!

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  23. This is what people do.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ..when it's dark for 20 hours a day for 5 months..

  24. safety gear by nounderscores · · Score: 2, Funny

    hmm. so to be absolutely safe, you either wear a parka while working with liquid N2 or go buck naked. That sounds like a reality tv show right there.

  25. Says the www.akiba-pc.com server.... by chadjg · · Score: 2, Funny

    "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia.' But only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against Slashdot when bandwidth is on the line. Ha ha ha ha..." PFFT.... host not found...

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  26. Whats the point when he can just wait a year... by Viol8 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... and AMD/Intel will bring out a processor with that clock speed anyway! And he'll look a bit stupid when his friends have their 4 Ghz desktops and
    he's got his 4Ghz , err , industrial freezer!