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Mars Rover Sniffs First Hint of Water?

mhw25 writes "It is reported that the Mars rover Spirit is already well into its scientific mission, and may be detecting hints of water. The mini-Thermal Emission Spectrometer has returned its first image, with probable evidence of carbonates and hydrated minerals. We may know more after the rover rolls off its landing base, after making a 120 degree turn to avoid the airbag blocking its front ramp, to start analyses on soil from Thursday or Friday. An ongoing intrigue is already developing - a scientist reckoned that some of the soil around the airbag 'looks like mud, but it can't be mud'."

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  1. Culture by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    Where there is water, there may also be a brewery. These Martians may be eons ahead of us..

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    1. Re:Culture by Dilbert_ · · Score: 1, Funny

      Martian beer? I don't think so... wouldn't you need sugar & stuff to ferment first?

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    2. Re:Culture by chmod000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't scoop up the yellow sand!

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    3. Re:Culture by ENOENT · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, beer is one of the fundamental building blocks of the universe, like gravity and duct tape.

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    4. Re:Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Excellent, i've been waiting ages to try a pan galactic gargle blaster.

    5. Re:Culture by Quirk · · Score: 2, Funny

      from an ancient Sumerian text cirica 3000 B.C. on the staples of civilization: "cloth to wear, cooked meat to eat, beer to drink"

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    6. Re:Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Viola. You spastic.

    7. Re:Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Must not have done too well on his SATs. "sub-atomic particles:atoms::hops, grains, and yeast:beer" or "sub-atomic particles are to atoms as hops, grains and yeast are to beer" is the correct way to way it.

  2. This Just In by cubicledrone · · Score: 5, Funny

    There is water on Mars. The ICE CAPS were first noticed about FOUR HUNDRED YEARS AGO.

    More breaking news as it becomes available. Thank you.

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    1. Re:This Just In by ElGnomo · · Score: 3, Funny

      This one know too much.. *sets blaster to 'make go bye-bye' mode*

    2. Re:This Just In by Golias · · Score: 2, Funny
      Actually, even further research has proven that the "ice caps" of Mars are nothing more than solidified dihydrogen monoxide.

      Ah, the old jokes are still sometimes the best...

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    3. Re:This Just In by haystor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why don't we just pollute the planet until it warms up enough to sustain life?

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  3. Can This Thing Drill Through the Crust? by tealover · · Score: 3, Funny

    If there are martians, they're most certainly living underneath the unforgiving surface. I would love to see Rover snap a pic of someone peeking his head out from a hole in the ground.

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  4. So let me get this right... by vvdb · · Score: 2, Funny

    The rover may soon be the first to go mudbogging on Mars... So that is why Bush wants to go to Mars.

  5. Gotta remember by Faust7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Water is believed to be a pre-requisite for life.

    Well, that and a 1x4x9 ebon slab.

  6. breaking news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mars lander stuck in mud. News at 11

  7. Good news, bad news by frovingslosh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Prediction for when the rover finally starts to rove: The good news: It finds water. The bad news: It sinks and vanishes in the mud.

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  8. Tidying by Faust7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    it is clear that it is very different from any of the three previous Mars landing sites explored by Vikings 1 and 2 and Pathfinder. For example, those plains all had about 20 per cent of their surfaces covered with rocks. Around Spirit, the figure is just three per cent.

    Looks like our previous visits have made them clean up for company.

  9. Wake me when it finds beer by corebreech · · Score: 1, Funny

    nt

  10. You might think there is water... by UrgleHoth · · Score: 3, Funny

    But it will probably turn out to be a mirage.

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  11. Black Gold, Texas Tea by An+dochasac · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oil that is, looks like mud but doesn't require water. First thing you know old Jed's a millionaire!

  12. Please, please, please... by Guano_Jim · · Score: 5, Funny
    An ongoing intrigue is already developing - a scientist reckoned that some of the soil around the airbag 'looks like mud, but it can't be mud'."

    ...let it be oil. Bush will have a man on Mars in ten minutes, tops.

  13. Re:Don't jump by El · · Score: 5, Funny

    So you're saying this "mud" may actually just be Martian rat urine?

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  14. Re:intrigue by ducatier · · Score: 2, Funny

    When you think about it, all mud is is wet dirt.

  15. Mud on Mars? by gatekeep · · Score: 4, Funny

    Big deal, mud on mars.. wake me up when the hot three-breasted mutant alien chicks are wrestling in it :)

  16. Looks like mud, but can't be mud! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why not ask the prop guys?

  17. Blame the beagle by talleyrand · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess The Beagle got too excited on entry and wet all over the damn planet.
    And I thought my dog could wizz for a long time...

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  18. Ugly bags of mostly water? by MrRee · · Score: 3, Funny

    Scan for life, Mr. Data...

  19. Re:Water by ParadoxicalPostulate · · Score: 2, Funny
    Like, your feet could be warm and your head would be a solid block of ice.
    Ah, no wonder I've never seen a Martian who was taller than 46 inches!
  20. Re:Don't jump by dekashizl · · Score: 4, Funny

    So you're saying this "mud" may actually just be Martian rat urine?

    That doesn't make any sense, because if there's no water, then what are the Martian rats drinking in the first place? See, it's gotta be something else.

  21. Stick in the mud... by OneFix+at+Work · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wouldn't it be kind of funny if the rover rolls off the platform and becomes stuck in this "Mud"?

    I'm guessing that it may be possible that there is thermal activity just under the surface of the landing site which is keeping the surface warm enough to have "mud" and possibly some sort of underground water deposit that is seeping through the ground in this area...

    But I guess the NASA scientists are better at this than my arm-chair quarterback approach...

    Then again, I can just see the press conference..."We found water on Mars"..."The rover got stuck in the mud"...

  22. Re:intrigue by DrSkwid · · Score: 4, Funny

    that's 264.8175 k (-8.3324999999996 C) for those that don't like their temperatures defined as :

    0 F is the stabilized temperature when equal amounts of ice, water, and salt are mixed and 96 F is the temperature "when the thermometer is held in the mouth or under the armpit of a living man in good health."

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  23. As a Minnesota native . . . by mr_luc · · Score: 5, Funny

    . . . I am very interested in eventually moving to Mars. It would be a bonus if there were lakes, so I could go ice fishing, but you can get the full "ice fishing experience" without them.

    My real question, as someone who has camped outdoors in very cold temperatures, is this: could the combination of a shallow (half-meter) trench, a heavy-duty lean-to, and a heavy-duty sealed winter sleeping back (along with oxygen, of course) get one through the night?

    Also, as Minnesotans are well-known for their masochistic, 'can-do' approach to weathering winter weather, are there any Minnesotans planned for the manned Mars mission?

  24. Re:intrigue by r00zky · · Score: 2, Funny

    That rules the probability of finding martians above 1m tall, else their head would freeze instantly.

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  25. Final transmission from Spirit by clone22 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not mud! It's not mud! It's quicksa

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  26. Re:intrigue by mefus · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just squint when reading the Bible, it'll all fit.

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