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URLs Patented, Domain Registrars Sued

theodp writes "A newly formed company is suing Network Solutions and Register.com for infringing on its e-mail and domain naming patent, which covers assigning each member of a group a URL of the form 'name.subdomain.domain' and an e-mail address of the form 'name@subdomain.domain.'"

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  1. Stop the World i wana get off by Cyberglich · · Score: 4, Funny

    The World has gone mad. Beam be up i am out of here.

    1. Re:Stop the World i wana get off by cujo_1111 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know this is going to sound wrong but I really hope Network Solutions and Register.com win this and then countersue their asses.

      Even though NS and R.com are both companies who screw people royally, this group of f*ckwits is even worse. I will take the lesser of the 2 evils thanks.

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    2. Re:Stop the World i wana get off by mhesseltine · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm sorry, but "Beam me up" is a Trademark of Star Trek Enterprises, Inc. For your unauthorised use of this phrase, you owe us a Darl McBridely sum of $699.

      Thank you for your cooperation.

      Star Trek Enterprises, Inc. Legal Dept.

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    3. Re:Stop the World i wana get off by ophix · · Score: 5, Informative

      might there be some prior art?

      when setting up a zone file with bind you specify an email address of the admin in charge of the domain in the SOA record.

      an email address of joeuser@somedomain.com would be written as joeuser.somedomain.com. admittedly its not a direct prior art, but i can definately see someone making a jump from this to what the patent is about.

      just my 2 cents

      Ophidian

    4. Re:Stop the World i wana get off by saden1 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm sure some university way back used the same naming convention.

      This is beyond belief. I don't know to be upset with these idiots that filed the suite or the US patent office which uses the same naming convention (most government agencies do). I've heard they have Ph. D. working at the patent office but come on...who signs off on their Ph. Ds?

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    5. Re:Stop the World i wana get off by Lonath · · Score: 4, Funny

      you owe us a Darl McBridely sum of $699.

      You SCO bastards, you killed my son. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

    6. Re:Stop the World i wana get off by matman · · Score: 2, Informative

      I used to have a site in 1997 at matman.megaepic.com. My email address was matman@megaepic.com. Woooo.

    7. Re:Stop the World i wana get off by shadowmatter · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes, the patent office is in a very sorry state indeed. I go to a respectable public university, and last week I caught sight of a flyer that said "Not know what you're doing after graduation? Try Patent Law..." Now I think it's good that they're trying to recruit people from decent universities, and it's okay to not know exactly what you want to do after college, but I thought it was appealing to the lowest common denominator. Which didn't exactly fill me with hope.

    8. Re:Stop the World i wana get off by gcalvin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, exactly, you think you'd ever find an Einstein working in a patent office?

    9. Re:Stop the World i wana get off by jelle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "the same naming convention."

      There should not be any need for prior art to defeat this. You're saying it yourself 'this naming convention'. Patents are for inventions, not conventions. It's called the nonobvious test for a patent.

      (note: IANAL).

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    10. Re:Stop the World i wana get off by Betelgeuse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've heard they have Ph. D. working at the patent office

      I find that the respect that I have for people with Ph.D.'s is inversely proportional to the time until I recieve my own Ph.D.

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    11. Re:Stop the World i wana get off by bishiraver · · Score: 2, Funny

      who signs off on their Ph. Ds?

      One of those prestigious, non-accredited colleges you get spam from so often, of course.

    12. Re:Stop the World i wana get off by Chatterton · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sorry, but "You SCO bastards, you killed my son." is too much like "You Bastard, you killed Kenny." and this is a Trademark of South Park Enterprises, Inc. For your unauthorised use of this phrase, you owe us a Darl McBridely sum of $699.

      Thank you for your cooperation.

      South Park Enterprises, Inc. Legal Dept.

    13. Re:Stop the World i wana get off by danila · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know this is going to sound wrong but I really hope Network Solutions and Register.com lose this and then file for bankruptcy.

      Even though this group of f*ckwits tries to screw people more than NS and R.com, the patent system is even worse. And until the majority understands that it was horribly broken a long time ago, nothing will change.

      We need much more stupid patent lawsuits. Bring it on!

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    14. Re:Stop the World i wana get off by Thoguth · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm sure some university way back used the same naming convention.

      Easier than that. The patent was filed in November 1999. In the patent itself it references websites, including:

      Webpage: Freeyellow.com, Apr., 1998.*
      Webpage: switchboard.com, Jun. 1996.*

      As in, Freeyellow (subdomain) . com (domain) and switchboard (subdomain) . com (domain). These frickin' crackheads used prior art three+ years before they filed the patent, and referenced it in the patent. Tell me it's April Fools' Day.

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  2. Patent the patent by rjstanford · · Score: 4, Funny

    So when is amazon going to sue them for violating their sue-for-something-obvious-and-not-patentable patent? Not that they were the first to do such a thing, but hey, that never stopped them from getting patents before, right?

    [sigh]

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    1. Re:Patent the patent by Frymaster · · Score: 3, Funny
      this made me think of a business plan!

      i'm going to patent the idea that a business plan can be suing people who break alleged patents. then sue all the companies that sue companies for break patents because it breaks my patent.

      or something like that.

    2. Re:Patent the patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      This joke is in every single thread with the patent icon.

    3. Re:Patent the patent by R.Caley · · Score: 2, Funny
      This joke is in every single thread with the patent icon.

      I hope the originator patented the convention of attaching this joke to every patent story.

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  3. Slightly funnier take by fname · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just when you thought they'd run out of silly patents to sue over, here comes another one. According to the good folks at News.com, a couple of Nizzas (the name of their company) have sued Network Solutions and Register.com. As Marguerite Reardon so eloquently puts it, "Two Internet entrepreneurs are suing Network Solutions and Register.com for allegedly infringing on their e-mail and domain naming patent." I take issue with the term entrepeneurs, as scum-sucking bottom feeders seems more appropriate, but you get the idea. Basically, they patented the method of assigning an email address of fake@name.com to the guy with the website fake.name.com. This might be the lamest excuse for a patent ever granted; a 2-year old could have come up with this idea.

    1. Re:Slightly funnier take by niko9 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I take issue with the term entrepeneurs, as scum-sucking bottom feeders seems more appropriate, but you get the idea.

      Reminds me of an apropos joke:

      What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

      One is a scum suking bottom dweller, and the other is a fish.

      Thank you /bow/ thank you, I'm here every Thursday night at Club Slashdot...

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    2. Re:Slightly funnier take by Kris_J · · Score: 4, Funny

      And if you want to comment on the news.com.com article, you can send an email to news@com.com.

    3. Re:Slightly funnier take by xankar · · Score: 2

      It's a shame that a pure freedom-of-information legal system would never work, because this is disgusting.

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    4. Re:Slightly funnier take by FatHogByTheAss · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I suppose the good news is that these things are clearly defined via RFC, so identifying prior art shouldn't be a problem.

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    5. Re:Slightly funnier take by CaptainStormfield · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If all these things are as obvious as people like to claim, why don't they patent them?

      Because obvious stuff isn't patentable?

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    6. Re:Slightly funnier take by Cecil · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Do you have a couple hundred bucks to spend on patenting every idea you've ever come up with? If so, you're either one of the richest people in the world, or earth-shatteringly stupid, so I'll assume the answer is no and let my point stand.

      Nevermind the fact that a great majority of people don't feel that something should be patentable, much like people who think their programs should be open source. What's the easiest way to allow an idea to be unpatentable? Think of it, do it, don't patent it. Apparently that doesn't work so well.

      Finally, do you honestly believe that any of the ISPs who started offering this service have ever read this patent before, even if it was after the patent was filed? No? They came up with it on their own? Well in that case, even though these guys may officially own the rights, it is pretty clear that the patent is OBVIOUS. And therefore VOID.

      Let me put it to you this way. I have noticed they're sending a lot of landers and such to Mars right now. Well, perhaps I should patent sending a rover to Pluto. NASA has never done that, no prior art, they have not patented it so clearly it's not obvious and they've never thought of it... Sure...

    7. Re:Slightly funnier take by madprof · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Patentable - but enforcable in a court of law?

    8. Re:Slightly funnier take by the_mad_poster · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Technically, you can apply for a patent on anything. You could even apply for a patent on someone's else's patent if you were looking for a way to burn a lot of money real quick.

      The thing is, people patent stupid shit all the time. Shining a flashlight on the floor and having a cat chase it is a patented exercise system for pets. The problem is that they'd never be able to enforce it, the owner of the patent would pretty much be laughed right out of the courtroom as long as the defendant showed up. Then, they'd lose it.

      The USPTO will play lip service to any idiot that can pay them. They just sort of leave it up to the courts to decide whether or not there was any intelligent driving force behind the patent or not. Fear not, this "entrepreneur" will be shot down pretty quickly. Move along, folks. Nothing to see here, just a bunch of braindead corporate lawyers.

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    9. Re:Slightly funnier take by Ice_Balrog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or another one:

      What's the difference between a dead snake on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?

      The dead snake has skid marks in front of it.

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    10. Re:Slightly funnier take by psxndc · · Score: 3, Troll
      Obvious things are patented every day. If a rule isn't enforced, it doesn't exist.

      You obviously don't prosecute patents for a living. I see 103 rejections all the time and for non-obvious material (35 USC 103 is the statute that bars the patenting of obvious subject matter). Contrary to what everyone on /. thinks, you don't just whip out a patent app, give the PTO a check, and poof, you have a patent. Most patents take years, and several Office actions, to get through if they do at all. You only think the rule does not exist because a patent or three a year comes up that is "bad." No one says "look at the hundreds of useful, new, and non-obvious patents that are issued" because it's easier to tear apart the one or two that are broken.

      psxndc

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    11. Re:Slightly funnier take by autocracy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, yes, but - for all those actions it takes, don't you think somebody should have stood up, pointed at this one, and gone "duh?"

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    12. Re:Slightly funnier take by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Informative
      ... entrepeneurs, as scum-sucking bottom feeders seems more appropriate

      Indeed. In the article they're described as "Javaher and Weyer were part of the original group that launched the .md domain in the United States in 1998. With the .md domain, physicians could register URLs ending in .md, such as www.janesmith.md."

      No mention that ".md" is just another of those small countries (Moldova in this case) who've signed away rights to some scumbags who think that they can pretend the letters stand for something else. Similar ones: .la (Laos, pretending to be Los Angeles/Latin America (!)/Lousiana), .tv (Tuvalu, pretending to be television). Hopefully all these idiots get burnt when the national governments cancel their domains without compensation or unilaterally multiply the fees.

    13. Re:Slightly funnier take by Kwil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, there's a bit more to see here than that.

      You see, by the USPTO basically passing their work off on to the Court system. They are tying up our courts from doing the real work that needs doing for the justice department and at the same time basically leeching off of public funds by simply not putting the effort into their own work.

      And on top of this, they are charging people who have reasonable patents for this complete lack of service.

      Patents should not be abolished, but the USPTO should be made into a smoking crater, it's staff fired en masse, and then we can restart with some people in there who actually give a damn.

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    14. Re:Slightly funnier take by DarthWiggle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What's the difference between a geek with a perfectly normal rectuma and a geek with a disatrously distended rectum?

      One had a lawyer to defend him after he was busted by Constitution-shredding RIAA private investigators after forgetting to load PeerGuardian while he downloaded the Complete Led Zeppelin off Suprnova, and the other one didn't.

      As to the argument that "if the laws weren't so messed up, then the RIAA goons couldn't come after me" I'd ask /. collectively, when was the last time those of you who live in democracies voted? Do you vote eagerly? Do you wake up (in the US) on Primary Tuesdays and cast a vote so you won't be stuck with party candidates you hate?

      And to keep this on point, when you look at the broken patent system and you see that the USPTO is backlogged with frivolous patent applications that take advantage of examiners' overburden, underpay, and (perhaps) ignorance of the technology, and when you see that this broken patent system allows the issuing of patents like this one that allows some over-egoed plaintiffs lawyer to see his big payoff day by filing a case that would be frivolous if it were based in equity rather than a letter patent issued by the US Government, do you write your representative or senator? Do you write the president? Do you organize a get out the vote campaign to support candidates who will fix what's broken?

      Corporations control America today not because the American system is broken, but because people bitch and bitch and bitch but aren't willing to do the hard work necessary to make sure the system does what it's supposed to. You wouldn't fill your car's gas tank up with water, right? And you wouldn't use a 10-year-old rubber band in place of a bike chain? You wouldn't build your beach house out of sand, would you?

      You forget that abusive plaintiff's lawyers (the ones you're really griping about) only survive because the system is currently so chaotic and broken that they're able to make loads of money working the nooks and crannies of the broken system, just like a few college students and VCs made wads of money off of ignorance and exuberance in the mid-to-late 1990s. They went where the money and the opportunity to take it were.

      This patent mess makes me sick. Why isn't there a good-faith requirement in the patent code?

      Arg, sorry... People make lawyer jokes, and they're funny, I suppose. But just remember something someone who was in prison after having a crappy court-appointed lawyer lose his case for him told me: the only lawyer you ever wished you could have is the one you realized you needed after a lifetime telling yourself they weren't wanted.

      As for the author of the parent, I apologize, you just got caught in a drive-by... :)

    15. Re:Slightly funnier take by CaptainFrito · · Score: 2, Informative
      having been through the patent process a bunch of times myself, it is safe to say you know little about it, or you have but work for a really big rich powerful company.

      The USPTO seemingly triages patents based on the law firm and the assignee. Joe Schmoe inventor gets pulled through knotholes ("office actions" in the jargon) while patents from big corps sail throught on "first action allowances" all the time.

      I know several inventors, one in particular, who have had dozens of patents with big company names as the assignees that sail through no questions asked. This one person decided to patent another invention privately and it was five years of office actions, but finally it issued. He swears he'll never do it again as an individual.

      So based on true personal experience, an individual or small company using a good but small lawyer or firm get a patent issued, it's probably a good patent. It takes years, so what may have been cutting edge when it was filed may become obvious (or revealed and then popularized during the prosecution phase). Then when it issues, there exists the legal basis to seek judicial remedy if the infringers do not agree to terms. That's the system.

      Big companies, on the other hand, can patent anything and get away with it. The irony is that they can afford legal teams that that can turn bat turds into caviar. I'm speculating here, but I think that if the boot were on the other foot and M$ were suing the browser plugin guy, the guy would never have had the resources to unearth some ridiculously obscure document to assert prior art disclosure. It always comes down to this: money=right.

    16. Re:Slightly funnier take by GSloop · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's the idealist take on "how it ought to be."

      What's more likely, is that some huge faceless corp will blatantly steal your invention and then rack up millions of dollars in legal fees and crush you like an ant. When it's all over, you'll have no money, be bitter, deranged and living under a bridge.

      Your best bet, is to partner with a cash rich mega corp with tons of cash, and go around either squishing peons and stealing their patents, or, as in this case, using bogus patents to extort cash from others for no purpose at all.

      Finally, the reasons patents and copyright were given legal standing was that they were to enrich the public commons.

      Since it's clear that copyright isn't doing that at all anymore, as virtually nothing under copyright gets released into the public commons, and patent law seems to be fashioned to make *only* lawyers loads of money, then perhaps we ought to get rid of both.

      Either reform them, and do them as the framers of the constution intended, or simply scrap them. Their cost to society is huge, and IMHO, outweigh the benefits provided.

      Cheers,
      Greg

    17. Re:Slightly funnier take by Dun+Malg · · Score: 5, Interesting
      What's the difference between a geek with a perfectly normal rectuma and a geek with a disatrously distended rectum? One had a lawyer to defend him after he was busted by Constitution-shredding RIAA private investigators after forgetting to load PeerGuardian while he downloaded the Complete Led Zeppelin off Suprnova, and the other one didn't.

      The fact that having a lawyer is often necessary does not in any way make lawyers good.

      As to the argument that "if the laws weren't so messed up, then the RIAA goons couldn't come after me" I'd ask /. collectively, when was the last time those of you who live in democracies voted? Do you vote eagerly? Do you wake up (in the US) on Primary Tuesdays and cast a vote so you won't be stuck with party candidates you hate?

      Cripes, man, what are you talking about? If I vote, which lawyer (most politicians are lawyers) should I vote for? The entire root of the problem is that lawyers have been allowed to make law. Voting is a sham. It's a way for us citizens/children to make token gestures and claim "look Mommy, I'm helping!"

      Corporations control America today not because the American system is broken, but because people bitch and bitch and bitch but aren't willing to do the hard work necessary to make sure the system does what it's supposed to. You wouldn't fill your car's gas tank up with water, right? And you wouldn't use a 10-year-old rubber band in place of a bike chain? You wouldn't build your beach house out of sand, would you?

      That paragraph doesn't even make sense. Are you saying people are stupid and therefore shouldn't complain, or that complaining about bad laws is like a sand beach house?

      You forget that abusive plaintiff's lawyers (the ones you're really griping about) only survive because the system is currently so chaotic and broken that they're able to make loads of money working the nooks and crannies of the broken system, just

      So the voters' continually elect lawyers to write law, and it's the voters who shoulder all the blame because they should know better than to elect lawyers?

      People make lawyer jokes, and they're funny, I suppose. But just remember something someone who was in prison after having a crappy court-appointed lawyer lose his case for him told me: the only lawyer you ever wished you could have is the one you realized you needed after a lifetime telling yourself they weren't wanted.

      People make lawyer jokes because such a huge percentage of lawyers are scum. The law is a parasite on society. It's an arbitrary game of devised by an intellectually inbred subculture that has, by virtue of their power, made themselves necessary. Necessary is not the same thing as good. Lawyers are a necessary evil, and little else.

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    18. Re:Slightly funnier take by AeroIllini · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not pantented, persay, but you will certainly need to purchase some real estate first ...

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    19. Re:Slightly funnier take by Znork · · Score: 3, Informative

      Of course, the history of the lightbulb is another great example why patents stink. Edison was, in fact, not the inventor. The working lightbulb idea came along in 1809, and various models were developed over the next 65 years. The patent was filed in 1875 by Woodward and Evans, but they couldnt finance the product development. That ended up with Edison (read, the 'more established and well financed company') buying the patent, finalizing product development and reaping the benefits.

      The original inventors didnt benefit, the lightbulb would have happened with or without the patent as the surrounding technology had reached the point of making it practical.

  4. Getting in early. by WasterDave · · Score: 5, Funny

    A good two and a half months before 1st April. Go join the queue. Behind SCO.

    Dave

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  5. Not as bad as SCO. by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Informative

    According to CNET, these were the people responsible for launching the .md TLD in the USA to represent "medical doctor" when in reality, .md belongs to the Republic of Moldova. These people are definitely not scared of ruining Internet conventions when they stand in the way of a quick buck.

    However, the one thing we can relax on is that this doesn't affect .com, .net, .org, .edu, .us etc., just .name because what the patent covers is selling a 3rd-level domain for web use that equates to a username on the 2nd-level domain's mailserver. (If the registrant of john.doe.name gets the john@doe.name e-mail address... and an unrelated jane.doe.name gets jane@doe.name, and the registrar of .name is keeping doe.name, smith.name, jones.name, etc. for this kind of reselling... that's what the patent covers.)

    So, this isn't exactly a sky-is-falling situation, but it's shysters trying to make a quick buck off of patent law....

    1. Re:Not as bad as SCO. by The+Blue+Meanie · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I haven't actually dug through the patent, but even if it just covers third-level domains, it most certainly could be applied to .com, .net, .org and so on. What's to stop someone who owns example.com and uses emails like user@example.com from also using user.example.com as a website?

      For an example a little closer to home, look at sourceforge.net. project.sourceforge.net is how they hand out URLS. If they allow email addresses project@sourceforge.net, they'd be violating this patent as well, right?

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    2. Re:Not as bad as SCO. by rcpitt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      IMHO the prior art is in the proposal to create the .name TLD since the use of second and third level domain names for owners' names was implicit in its creation

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    3. Re:Not as bad as SCO. by Nakito · · Score: 3, Informative

      Just a reminder of the standard that must be met:

      United States Code, 35 USC Section 103:
      Conditions for patentability; non-obvious subject matter
      (a) A patent may not be obtained . . . if the differences between the subject matter sought to be patented and the prior art are such that the subject matter as a whole would have been obvious at the time the invention was made to a person having ordinary skill in the art to which said subject matter pertains.

      So -- is this a trivial, obvious extension of the prior art?

    4. Re:Not as bad as SCO. by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      .md belongs to the Republic of Moldova

      They name countries after fridge leftovers? Is there a Slimistan? Rottovia? Burntoastan? Meltedicecreamatia? Drippingpizzanica? Beercannia?

  6. Oh. C'mon! by holzp · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just patented freaking letters and numbers. So I am going to sue everyone! Sheesh!

    1. Re:Oh. C'mon! by pseudochaotic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Your application itself would have been prior art. But nice try.

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  7. They're too late! by JoshWurzel · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've already patented the letters U, R, and L! After Microsoft patented 1's and 0's [http://www.theonion.com/onion3311/microsoftpatent s.html], I had to find a way to get even! Now, they can't even spell their own name without paying me.

    Oh yeah, and CmdrTaco owes me $0.10 every time he says "CmdrTaco". And $0.50 every time the name "slashdot" appears.

  8. What the.... by TypoNAM · · Score: 3, Interesting

    OK since when can we patent how URLs and email addresses are assigned? That is the most bullshit non-sense I've ever seen to this day! Whoever is approving these patents needs to be taken out back of their home and shot!

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    1. Re:What the.... by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Informative

      The patent's more specific than that... their patent is a TLD operator selling people not true domains, but instead 3rd level web domains paired with matching 2nd level e-mail services. It's a specific product that they developed for .md that seems to have been duplicated by .name... the good news is that this only effects those who hold .name addresses, .com, .net, .org, .us, etc. can still go to sleep tonight...

    2. Re:What the.... by Akai · · Score: 4, Informative

      The thing is that ISPs have been selling these kind of things to customers for over 10 years now, so prior art is going to be hard to determine.

      The first ISP I worked for offered customers:
      www.customer.ccnet.com
      and customer@ccnet.com
      from about 1995 or so.

      It's a silly patent.

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  9. SCO by roadfeldt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is the company named SCO???

  10. SCO by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2, Funny

    Darl would be proud!

    Fight on, brave righteous patent warriors!

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  11. 'Bout bloody time! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think that the next patent that ought to be pursued in court is the symbolic representation of language as phonetically derived characters. 'Twas recently discovered to be the proerty of a company forming just next week, to assume such rights.

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    1. Re:'Bout bloody time! by IntelliTubbie · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think that the next patent that ought to be pursued in court is the symbolic representation of language as phonetically derived characters. 'Twas recently discovered to be the proerty of a company forming just next week, to assume such rights.

      You forgot to include the phrases "a system for implementing" and "on a computer."

      a system for implementing the symbolic representation of language as phonetically derived characters on a computer

      See, much better! Now watch the royalties roll in. BTW, I own the patent on this method, so you should just endorse those royalty checks over to me....

      Cheers,
      IT

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  12. Suing is evidently a business model by RobPiano · · Score: 4, Interesting

    hen I first saw this, I thought it was a hoax! But its mentioned a few times on google already.

    A brief check on the authors shows that there isn't much on the web about these guys.

    Troy Javaher is listed as being at ICANN 99 here, and the other guy here.

    Dotmd is a strange site

    Either way... When did the business model "I created a patent just so I could sue you" a socially acceptable business practice? I have no love for register.com, but I don't think that this is an acceptable thing to do to anyone.

    1. Re:Suing is evidently a business model by goon+america · · Score: 2, Funny
      Either way... When did the business model "I created a patent just so I could sue you" a socially acceptable business practice?

      You must be European. In the US the doctrine (for the right, at least) is "personal responsibility", which basically means the victim is always at fault.

    2. Re:Suing is evidently a business model by micromoog · · Score: 4, Interesting
      When did the business model "I created a patent just so I could sue you" a socially acceptable business practice?

      The words "socially acceptable business practice" no longer have any meaning in the United States. The general thinking is that if it makes money, it must be OK, and ethics be damned. It doesn't help that our current political leadership shares this view.

  13. Newsflash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Anybody can sue anyone about anything. It's only newsworthy if there's a slightest shred of the plaintiff winning.

    1. Re:Newsflash by owlstead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Uh, does that mean no more SCO articles? Dang!

  14. WTF? by TheSpoom · · Score: 3, Informative

    What is claimed is:

    1. A method for assigning URL's and e-mail addresses to members of a group comprising the steps of:

    assigning each member of said group a URL of the form "name.subdomain.domain"; and

    assigning each member of said group an e-mail address of the form "name@subdomain.domain;"

    wherein the "name" portion of said URL and said e-mail address is the same and unique for each particular one of said members such that an only difference between said URL and said e-mail address for said member is that in said URL the "@" symbol of the e-mail address is replaced with a "." and wherein said "subdomain" portion of said URL and said e-mail address is the same for all members of said group.

    2. The method of claim 1 wherein said members of said group comprise members of a licensed profession.


    Now... I'm going to try to remain calm here but HOW THE FUCK WAS THIS PATENTED?! Nothing is *invented* here, it's a method of organizing a system which ALREADY EXISTS (email and DNS). This just further shows the US Patent Office's stupidity.

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    1. Re:WTF? by bssea · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually.. to file a patent you don't have to *invent* anything. You just have to show "the use of an idea for a process, machine, item of manufacture, or composition of matter". The mere writing it down is considered the "invention".

      On a side note.. the idea is also supposed to be "novel, useful, AND, nonobvious". This topic fails on at least two of the cases. It's neither novel, nor nonobvious. This is U.S. Patent Law. If you don't like it, talk to your congressman.

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    2. Re:WTF? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, U.S. patent law used to be far more pragmatic: for example, you had to actually demonstrate a working invention before you could patent it. Doesn't mean you had to have a finished production model, but you sure had to provide the examiner more than a piece of paper. Re-instituting that requirement would go a long way towards restoring balance here, I think.

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    3. Re:WTF? by mabinogi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The thing that bothers me the most is the second claim.

      The first one is ridiculous enough, and obviously the one that they're getting uptight about, but the second one shows a far scarier thing.

      "Exactly the same as 1, but different when doctors use it"
      The proffession of the members of the group should have no bearing on the technical implementation of something like this, so why the hell is it in the list of claims?

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  15. No longer will I blame Lawyers. by dnoyeb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, its the USPTO this time.

    Only the money ladden will survive.

  16. India patents zero and binary by teetam · · Score: 3, Funny
    In related news, India has decided to patent its invention of zero and the place value number system, which is the basis for decimal, octal, hexadecimal and binary number systems.

    Unless all computers in the world switch to Roman numerals soon, India will become the world's wealthiest nation soon!

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    1. Re:India patents zero and binary by skavj_binsk · · Score: 3, Informative
      India is by no means the only contender for the "who invented zero" title.

      Maybe Iraq could get a leg up on reconstruction by contesting that claim in an X-TREME CRADLE-OF-CIVILAZATION *SMACKDOWN*.

  17. It's the end of the world as we know it... by BOFH+Supreme · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..and I feel fine.

    Seriously, old fat women that go to Wal-Mart and fall on the wet floor have made their way to IT.

    Just they are now heads of companies, heads that somehow rocketed up the company's ass so far that they cannot see reality.

    *sigh*

    STEEEEMPY, YOU EEEDIOT

  18. Patent System Gone too far by lukior · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Am I the only one that thinks the patent system is out of control. I thought patents were designed to further scientific knowledge for the betterment of mankind or something like that. Now there are cases where research is being hindered because you're not allowed to use prior patented research. Patents helped a lot of scientists in the early days make a living but now it is just a way to strengthen megacorps. It disgusts me when a big company is sold not because of anything produced by it or because of it's quality of it's employees but because of the size of it's patent library. Changes need to be made.

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  19. whoops.... by Lxy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    These guys are morons. They patent a technology and sue with groundless accusations. Usually when a company claims patent infringement, they try to find a small defenseless company in hope they can set precident. These guys? They go after NetSol and Register.com, two companies with enough legal firepower to make just about any company disappear.

    This will be a fun one to watch.

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  20. I hope they win by Flower · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Every win is just another brick in the wall to prove that this practice is bullshit and requires that Congress change the stupid law. It's obvious that nothing's going to happen until it starts to hurt comapnies with some pull.

    Also be a great example to the EU of what not to allow.

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  21. G 'n R by fiftyLou · · Score: 5, Funny

    "GNR manages the registry, and they're also potential infringers"

    G'nR ?? I thought they broke up when Slash went solo.

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  22. Let slip the shysters of war! by j_presper_eckert · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sweet Jebus, is this article for real?!?! This makes Amazon's whiny militance about the 1-Click patent look like the wisdom of King Solomon.

    What's next...lawsuits claiming infringement on the I.P. rights of the air we're breathing? Jupiter's own Ganymede is going to sue our Moon, claiming that it was first with the "orbiting satellite" patent? Why don't I slap my own brand-name sticker on the friggen _neutron_?

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  23. Worst... Patent... Ever.... Granted.... by psykocrime · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Oh, my God... how in the blue fucking hell did these two clowns get a patent for this shit????

    I knew the USPTO was full of 'tards, but this just takes the fucking cake.. Only a freaking chimpanzee could think this patent deserved to be granted... no, wait, I take that back... a moderately intelligent chimp could see through this...

    AAaaagggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These fools are gonna cause me to pull every last hair I have out of my head....

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    1. Re:Worst... Patent... Ever.... Granted.... by geekoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      --- North Carolina - First In Freedom, and then ...nothing.

      Learn how the Patent system works, direct that energy into trying to fix it.

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  24. I can provide prior art by greywar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I ran a BBS in the late 1990's that was the first to provide internet e-mail at the time. I did it by piggybacking folks off the real internet provider at the time called EFN. People e-mailing my people had to send e-mail in a similiar fashion as I recall. I wish I could recall it exactly [its been a long long timt ago] but this is hardly new. I think it was daf.stargazer@efn.org became daf@stargazer locally. This is hardly something they need to fear!

  25. Right... by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bush: Saddam Hussein must be stopped.
    You: Hussein wouldn't have any affiliation with Microsoft would it???

    Someone: Hitler was one of the most evil men alive.
    You: Hmm. Hitler wouldn't have any affiliation with Microsoft would it???

    So I guess what I'm saying here is that you are truly a nerd, my man. A bit of a kook in that you seem to think MS is out to get you, but nerdly none the less. I salute you.

  26. Prior art, DNS zone files by RT+Alec · · Score: 5, Informative

    From the patent documentation:

    1. A method for assigning URL's and e-mail addresses to members of a group comprising the steps of:

    assigning each member of said group a URL of the form "name.subdomain.domain"; and

    assigning each member of said group an e-mail address of the form "name@subdomain.domain;"

    wherein the "name" portion of said URL and said e-mail address is the same and unique for each particular one of said members such that an only difference between said URL and said e-mail address for said member is that in said URL the "@" symbol of the e-mail address is replaced with a "." and wherein said "subdomain" portion of said URL and said e-mail address is the same for all members of said group.

    This is the precice format for e-mail addresses in DNS zone file, for the SOA record. See RFC 1034, section 3.3. Date of prior art, 1987.

    1. Re:Prior art, DNS zone files by Pharmboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wish I had a mod point for you. I knew this existed, although I thought it was older than this. You are absolutely correct, this RFC is much more descriptive of the process than the actual patent is, and describes in better detail the exact same contents of the patent, 22 YEARS before the patent was applied for.

      It explicitly covers email addresses for subdomains, and even how some older software (pre-87) will break with it. (Thus the Request For Comment, to set a standard).

      There needs to be some kind of punitive damage for people who attempt to patent things that are not only covered by prior art, but are in the Public Domain, for over 20 years before the application.

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    2. Re:Prior art, DNS zone files by NtroP · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There needs to be some kind of punitive damage for people who attempt to patent things that are not only covered by prior art, but has been in the Public Domain, for over 20 years before the application.
      No. There needs to be some kind of punitive damage for the people who approve a patent application that is not only covered by prior art, but are in the Public Domain, for over 20 years before the application!

      I say we need to start holding the U.S. Patent Office accountable for the actions of their "lazy, incompetent, government" employees.

      BTW, I am a government employee. And if I did my job as poorly as they do, I'd expect to get my ass booted out into the cold, pronto!

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  27. Please, read the patent... by chrootstrap · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...and see for yourself how techno-jargon and a tremendous effort at obfuscation through over-complexity passed this patent through the filter. CowboyNeal's pithy sentence describes the near totality of the patent yet the patent itself spews reams of steps, trivia, and jargon to hide as well as possible the actual application of the patent. What a bunch of bullshit!

    I think there ought to be penalties for the use of these nuisance patents. A judge then could not only strike down the patent's validity (which will obviously happen here), but could also impose a heavy fine to deter this kind of litigious crap from happening.

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    1. Re:Please, read the patent... by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think there ought to be penalties for the use of these nuisance patents. A judge then could not only strike down the patent's validity (which will obviously happen here), but could also impose a heavy fine to deter this kind of litigious crap from happening.


      How 'bout requiring a bond which is given to the first person to invalidate the patent.

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    2. Re:Please, read the patent... by LS · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, I don't like this idea - you will get law firms that make their living invalidating patents. They will go after the little guys first. Only the large corporations will hold patents if they implement your idea.

      LS

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  28. Re:Prior Art Anyone? by petabyte · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, anyone have a website log or e-mail from before November 23,1999?

    Damn, and this whole Slashdot thing starting on Nov 24th. We're hosed!!

    End Sarcasm. :)

  29. Bah - Prior Art is a no-brainer by TekPolitik · · Score: 4, Informative

    MailBank (Now NetIdentity) has been doing exactly this since 1996. I don't see these cretins getting very far.

  30. Re:Alphabet by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    yes, however
    'alphanumeric symbols combined to create grammatical constructs on the internet'
    will probably be OK.

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  31. US Patent System Needs Overhauling by eamacnaghten · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I hope here in Europe we do not import the US stupid Patent problems.

    The only way round this is for US citizens to lobby US congresmen to change the patent laws to something sensible. Also publishizing things like this in the popular press is a good idea.

    To the citizens of the US - Do you really want to live in a country where these IP pirates disrupt all? Where they in effect steal monies from businesses (who will pass the loss onto the customer)? You live in a democracy - do something about it!

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  32. Future entrepreneurs, this may come in handy: by kafka93 · · Score: 4, Funny

    With apologies if it's been posted before..

    The Prior-Art-O-Matic

  33. I just filed a new patent by ilovemytruck · · Score: 2, Funny

    Patent Description: Method for protecting inventions from being replicated by others, allowing the inventor a monopoly on their production. Yay, I just patented the patent. I ownerz the USPTO! Now stupid bastards can't patent obviously prior art ideas!

  34. A date even funnier: November 23 1999!! by reality-bytes · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Patent was issued on November 23 1999.

    Somehow I don't think its going to take a miracle to find prior art here.

    I think the USPO could really do with being staffed by people with Common Sense(tm).

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    1. Re:A date even funnier: November 23 1999!! by Phexro · · Score: 2, Funny

      If that is the case, I can only assume that the cost of a license is prohibitive.

    2. Re:A date even funnier: November 23 1999!! by e4 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Easy prior art: NetIdentity has been making their collective living with this very technique since 1996 ...

      Too bad their prices have increased about tenfold in that time. It's not as cool now that you can get an entire full-service hosted domain for a bit more than their e-mail plus 5mb web site.

  35. It's a joke, folks by donutello · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The patent application was filed in 1999. Reading through the text of the patent, it describes something completely different: an email-to-fax/telephone/snail mail gateway and not the idea of having blah@foo.bar

    My guess is this is someone trying to prove how idiotic the USPTO is.

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  36. Two biggest blunders in America's Judicial system by jocknerd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The first was in the 1890's when the Supreme Court gave corporations Eminent Domain which meant they had the rights of citizens but without the consequences.

    The second was in the 1980's when they relaxed the patent process for software. Up till that time, software was considered to be nothing more than mathematical formulas which could not be patented.

    How I long for the glory days!

  37. I can't believe this patent was granted by Beolach · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Filed: November 23, 1999

    The patent abstract just screams "email addresses", which were (IIRC) widely popular & known about prior to 23 Nov. 1999.

    This is why I hate the language used in patents & other legel documents - they are purposly obfuscated so that the patent is granted, when if it clearly stated "email addresses and URLs", it wouldn't get a second glance. And then we get more stupid litigation.

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  38. this is a GOOD thing by goon+america · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why is this a good thing? Because this time, the fake-patenters got overzealous and attacked someone who actually has the legal resources to fight back. If they get smashed (and I hope they do) it will create a legal precedence that will make this practice much harder to do in the future.

  39. Nonsense by mlg9000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One more example of why this country needs a loser pays legal system and capped awards. It's become so bad that if you have anything of value it's almost assured someone is going to come up with some way to sue you for it. Odds are they'll get something too. They may have no chance of winning but it's often cheaper just to settle with them. If the individual/company doesn't settle and they go to court... there's still some chance they'll some yahoo judge or jury to side with them and get a huge payout. So even if they sue 10 times and win once it still pays off. This nonsense is killing business, driving jobs overseas, raising insurance prices, and prices on everything in general. You make the loser pay that cuts some of that off. You put REASONABLE caps on awards you cut of some more. I really don't want to sudo finance idiots that do stupid things, sue, and end up getting rich because of it anymore. Of course there are times when something happens that's so outragous huge judgement are justified.. so in that case you have some panel of judges that examines these cases and comes up with something suitable. Of course this is probably wishful thinking to think this would ever happen. Trial lawyers are getting rich off this crap now and they have a bought a whole lot of political influence in the Democratic party and Republicans are too afraid to take them on (who wants to get in a fight with a lawyer.. not to mention ALL of them).

  40. Examiners Used to Be Allowed to Reject Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Back in the days, before the Federal Circuit Court of Appeals was created by corporations and Reagan, Patent Examiners used to be able to reject patent claims.

    Sometimes, when someone files claims as blindingly obvious as these, the Examiners would be permitted to reject the claims as an "obvious design choice". This was something appropriate to do when the choice made by the "inventor" did not add any new functionality to the thing sought to be patented, but was merely shuffling around design features that did nothing in and of themselves.

    That is exactly what is happening here with these claims. The naming scheme here is no more functional than is a scheme of naming your own children.

    Hey, here is a patent claim for ya that I just made up!
    1. A method comprising: a set of parents naming their first child Thomas, their second child Zebedee, and their third child Squeamish.

    Since a patent examiner looking at such a claim could not find a "motivation" in the "prior art" for one to name their children those precise names in that exact order, one could easily get a patent.
    Time to name the Enemy: the Court of Appeals, Federal Circuit. They are the malfeasors who have tied the hands of the US Patent Examiners so that they can no longer apply the laws of obviousness, but instead have to jump through absurd hoops looking for "motivation" to do that which take zero mental effort, like.... naming URLs (or kids, for that matter).

    1. Re:Examiners Used to Be Allowed to Reject Patents by operagost · · Score: 2, Informative

      Besides the fact that the naming convention used in this patent is obvious, it should also be invalid because it is technically incorrect. It refers to "name.subdomain.domain" as a URL, when it is a fully-qualified host name. A URL would be "http://name.subdomain.domain" or "ftp://name.subdomain.domain".

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  41. Already patented... by Tmack · · Score: 2, Funny
    Microsoft already done that! See This Article. Granted it doesnt cover so many numerical systems, it still covers most computers today.

    Tm

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  42. USPTO reforms will occur... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...when someone obtains a ridiculous patent, gets some goofy Federal judge (and there are plenty of those) to uphold it in such a way to completely devastate an industry or even adversly affect the whole American economy.

    It's like the Iraq WMD situation... except this time they're waiting for someone to drop the Big One before doing something about it.

    Of course if I'm the one with the patent, then everything will be OK. ;-)

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  43. Re:Who really needs to be sued... by Random+Guru+42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All IP law needs a complete reworking. Patents should be limited to no more than 5 years (with perhaps 5 more with a renewal - only one allowed), and at the most, copyrights should last no more than 40 years past creator's death (or if corporate owned, 40 years from creation).

    And so on...

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  44. I NIHIL I I NIHIL I NIHIL by marcello_dl · · Score: 3, Funny

    I I NIHIL I I NIHIL NIHIL I I NIHIL

    DEFECTVS SEGMENTATIONIS

    Svre, i can manage that. Lvcky that I, as one, live in Italy ;)

    Once we've settled the prior art dispvte vvith the Greeks (damn their alphas and betas, by Jove, vve'll have to invade them again), ovr nation shall rise again!

    All your ascii are belong to vs.

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  45. HAH, that's not a URL ! by anti-NAT · · Score: 4, Interesting

    URLs start with the "http://" prefix, or probably more correctly "|protocol|://" prefix.

    They have a domain name there, that is all, not a URL.

    If they get the terminology wrong in a patent, does that mean it is invalid, because the "inventor" doesn't understand the topic well enough to be explicitly correct ? I would have thought patents have to be explicitly correct, as the government is granting the patent holder a monopoly, and therefore, the patent must be very clear and correct.

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  46. Re:Frothing at the mouth by qeveren · · Score: 2, Funny

    How can they be underfunded when they're the ONLY government department that makes money? That boggles my mind. :)

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  47. Re:Frothing at the mouth by thogard · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe they need to change their own rules so they can reject a patent "with prejudice" just like the courts and do with stupid cases. That would mean the idea is dead and gone and won't ever come back. Maybe they should publish such things too.

  48. Bad Patent Penalties by IBitOBear · · Score: 2, Funny

    Any person (examiner) who approves a patent this bad should be forced to stand unprotected in the (newly established) "stoning court" outside the USPTO should their patent failt the slash-dot "that's really stupid" test.

    The only thing(s) the patent examiner may use as a shield are the materials he gathered together that he can demonstrate are in support the patent, or the bodies of the person or persons who submitted the patent in the first place. The attendence of those persons is mandatory.

    The galery has one half of one hour to act as they see fit... stones varing in size from golf-ball to basketball will be amply provided by the FTC.

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  49. They're just describing proper domain usage by msobkow · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I completely fail to see how one can patent the use of domain names in this fashion. That strikes me like patenting the concept that a "record" corresponds to a physical object, citing an employee table as an example.

    Obviously this patent was never examined by anyone with enough neurons to spark a thought.

    Maybe it's time companies affected by these nonsense "patents" start suing the patent office to recover costs and damages for defending against such garbage.

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    1. Re:They're just describing proper domain usage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The USPTO does not exist to hand out patents to those who deserve them, it exists to hand out as many patents as possible to bring in money for the government. Very, very few patents get rejected, mostly those that patent something that is already patented. The whole system is designed to maximise the number of patents that can be approved, and it rakes in tons of dough. As a result, patents today impose a huge cost on US society, which due to the fact it is divided equally across the economy the politicians can disregard as non-existant. Eventually the patent system will require reform though, but don't hold your breath for it.

      Amusingly, patent reform in the EU has been predominated by the meme that it should avoid becoming like the US system, and any proposal that even resembles something the US is doing gets a lot of opposition.

  50. Re:You prosecute patents for a living.. by dave1212 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ..so then how exactly did this get through?

  51. Ok, now you gonna get it! by t0ny · · Score: 2, Funny
    Thats it. Im patenting the Wheel and the Axel.

    All your machinery are belong to me!

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  52. Wishing for USA copyright by SLOGEN · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just wish my country (Denmark) had a patent-law that could help business' like the american patent-law.

    It's clear to me that this patent helps "stimulate the inventive genius" and makes it possible for companies to do do research that would never be done without the patent-law, thus helping the community at large.

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  53. Prior Art Before 1998. Like BIND and IAHC :-) by billstewart · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The patent was filed some time in 1999, and under US law, you can file up to one year after disclosure of the invention. (That part isn't non-sensible, although there are debates about whether it's a better approach than Europe's file-before-you-publish rule.) I don't _know_ when they disclosed it (e.g. before the patent was filed or not?), and US law is actually first-to-invent, not first-to-file, and I don't remember seeing any documentation on when they invented their method.

    Fortunately, BIND treats name.subdomain.domain as an email address for name@subdomain.domain, and I'd be really really surprised to see these Bozos get away with claiming that they were doing this prior to BIND's existence, since it's the canonical DNS server implementation since about a decade before their alleged invention. Also, the IAHC IETF Ad-Hoc Committee, which was trying to do a set of new TLDs (unsuccessful politically) before ICANN was formed to pretend to address the same problem, had proposed a ".nom" gTLD which is substantially similar to ".name" - Their report was in February 1997, and it had been discussed widely in the mailing lists that many of the skilled practitioners hung out in for a while before that.

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  54. Prior Art - The DNS SOA field "RNAME" by jjgm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    At least one specific recommendation by a governing body for using hostmaster.example.com. as a DNS label to represent "hostmaster@example.com" can be found here, published well before this patent was filed.

    This can also be seen in RFC 1912 (section 2.2), published in 1996.

    These muppets have patented something published in one of the very standards they should be familiar with.

    - J

    1. Re:Prior Art - The DNS SOA field "RNAME" by jjgm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Forgot to paste in; of course, also RFC 1034 (section 3.3), published in 1987.

      The patent itself is effectively fraud. Most of the document is occupied with long-winded noise designed to disguise the claim in a torrent of drivel by describing, in excruciatiating, irrelevent and confusingly-numbered detail, a webmail and fax system. The claim itself is only tangentially related to what is written.

      Stealing the ideas in a decades-old technical standard? This is yet another embarrassing failure by the USPTO. - J

  55. FAO the Patent Office by Karem+Lore · · Score: 2, Funny
    Hi,

    I have been reading with interest the latest (as in the last year or so) patents that you have been granting. I am suprised at your responses and view many having prior art.

    I believe that you have a serious problem with your "prior-art" database. I think you should get onto your DBA to sort out why when I enter "URL" in the search field it returns "0 results found."

    Karem

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    When all is said and done, nothing changes...
  56. World domination through bogus patents by haadot · · Score: 2, Informative

    I propose an IPR-based world domination plan:

    1. Relax your own restrictions for patents and other IPR, start accepting any bogus patent application, business model patent application, etc in your own country. Build up a large amount of bogus IPRs for your country with your lax policy.
    2. Push other countries hard (through WIPO and other means) into tightening their IPR protection laws while making sure they still accept your lax IPR, too.
    3. Profit! This would provide a great 20 to 30 year plan for dominating the global IPR market for the country who does this first...

    Oh wait! the USA started implementing this plan already a decade ago...

    Here is one example of what actually does happen when this plan is in action: When someone tries to apply for a real, innovative, detailed patent in another country, say EU for example, it will be rejected by the EU patent office because of an existing over-broad US "patent" which "covers everything". Perhaps patents from overly lax countries should be considered less valid by default?

    P.S. Here's my prior art contribution for this bogus patent: IKI.FI, a non-profit society, has been doing since 1995 what they claim to have invented in 1999. I wrote a page about this at http://www.iki.fi/iki/faq/boguspatent6671714.html so it's easy to find when googling with the patent number.