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California Man Sues Penis-Enlargment Firms
Ronin writes "The DenverPost reports that 'A California man on Thursday sued a slew of international companies, including a Greeley distributor, alleging the penis-enlargement products they market and distribute do not work.' One of the highlights of the article is when the man says "I was wondering for a long time why no one has gotten around to suing these penis-enlargement guys, because it seems like a pretty blatant ... fraud." Probably cause people are too embarrased to say they've tried it."
...at first I read that as "Denver Man Sues Penis-Enlargement Farms".
FLR
A California man on Thursday sued a slew of international companies, including a Greeley distributor, alleging the penis-enlargement products they market and distribute do not work.
And the judge replied: "Duh, fucknut. Get out of my courtroom."
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"Ours was a free culture. It is becoming much less so."-Lawrence Lessig
If your penis doesn't enlarge when you rub cream on it, maybe you're buying the wrong product.
If his lawsuit is successful and these penis-enlargement companies get put out of business, my inbox should become considerably less cluttered.
I am Sartre of the Borg. Existence is futile.
Takes some balls to do that..
;)
Gonna be a hard case to win mind
(That took far too much effort.. Must touch up on my wang referencing skills)
fortune -o
I'm amazed that they got a million people to sign onto the class action suit. Essentially that means 1,000,000 men are willing to stand up and say "hi, I have an abnormally small penis AND I was stupid enough to respond to spam".
1) advertise for sexual products of the kinky kind ...
2) charge $3 for the product
3) never deliver
4) when customer complains, mail a check for $3 with bold letters saying "RETURN FOR HUGE ANAL DILDO"
5) customer never has the courage to cash the check
6)
7) Profit !!
Who is this Karma guy and why is he bad ??
The DenverPost reports that 'A California man on Thursday sued a slew of international companies, including a Greeley distributor, alleging the penis-enlargement products they market and distribute do not work
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I hope he doesn't plan on paying his lawyers with the money he's waiting for from his business associate and dear friend, Dr. Adelawe Johnson in Lago, Nigeria
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
Reminds me of a joke. Guy picks up a girl at a bar. They go back to his place and things are going well for the guy... until he drops his trousers and the woman points to his crotch and asks, "who the hell do you think you're going to please with that?"
Guy responds, "Me."
We call Colorado "New California."
Didn't you get the memo?
Constitutional rights may be respected, repealed, or modified; but they must never be ignored.
Up next. Woman sues penish enlargment pill seller for making her boyfriend's penis too large. Their response, "Why should my client be responsible if her eyes are bigger than her ..."
Fight Spammers!
LOL! i guess he got to know that empirically. kinda embarrasing going to court with the evidence, don't you think?? :P
1. Get the spamming community to use linux.
2. SCO sues spammers on copyright charges, drains spammers of funds.
3. Spammers destroy SCO's site permantly.
Steve
Sadly, no. The spammers will just send you offers from fake law firms encouraging you to sue people selling you penis enlargement creams.
There IS a sucker born every minute.
> Become 10 times the man you are,
> increase your length by two inches!
Let's see, two divided by ten ... hey, I'm feeling offended!
If he can be in both Denver and California at the same time.
R3AL V@GINAL SHRINKING CREAM!
Men! Do your wives complain that your manhood just doesn't measure up? Slip your woman some VSC and in two to three weeks your woman will be wondering what she was complaining about!
SIZE DOES MATTER!
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A winner is you!
Don't forget wangular momentum.
I've found it works pretty well for me. (Proof available on request.)
I came home and found an e-mail message offering to sell me something that would do the same thing.
An oldie, but goody:
After a long makeout session, a man and his girlfriend are about to have sex for the first time. Dude starts undressing, shoes and socks come off first, and the girl asks: "What happened to your feet? They're all messed up!"
Guy says, "As a kid, I had tolio".
She shrugs it off, but when the pants come off, well, there's something odd there, too. The guy notices the look on her face, and says, "As a kid, I had the kneesles".
The rest of the clothes come off. When the girl sees his package, she gets exasperated and says, "Let me guess, smallcocks, right?"
Generally speaking, the angle of the dangle is proportional to the sag of the bag, providing the throb of the knob remains constant.
I refuse to have a sig... dammit!
a guy and his newlywed wife are on their honeymoon, getting ready to have sex for the first time.
before getting any further, the guy warns his wife: "i just want to let you know, i'm like a baby down there."
the wife responds: "it's okay. i love you no matter what."
the man then takes off his clothes and the wife falls off the bed and exclaims: "i thought you said you were like a baby down there!"
he responds: "i am. it's 12" long and weighs 9 pounds."
Well DUH, they're lesbians!
Ron Paul 2012
Maybe Slashdot editors are in need of some headline enlargment or something.
Back in my day when you had a small penis, you bought a Corvette, or collected big rifles and pistols...these kids now adays just want to get by with the quick-and-easy solution.
"Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it." - John Lennon.
Did you go with the Corvette or the guns?
Judging by past class action suits, about $10.00 per member of the class. And a few million each for the lawyers.
So every woman in Denver will know that this guy has a small cock, AND no money!
Why is he doing this, again?
His enlargement worked so well, he is in Denver AND California at the same time. :-)
advratisement media.
Somewhere, a spelling bee champion is weeping.
It's how you use it...
To which the ladies reply, "Yeah, right."
We apologise for the fault in this post. Those responsible have been sacked. -- Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
5 inches is average size Average size, or average size for a Slashdotter?
Hope this helps.
Your pizza just the way you ought to have it.
Ancient Proverb: If you can't hit bottom, ding the hell out of the sides.
Back in my day when you had a small penis, you bought a Corvette, or collected big rifles and pistols
... and the less said about the endowment of those who drive Hummers, the better ...
Nowadays, some folks fearful of modern snake oils content themselves with their SUVs de jour
The Future of Human Evolution: Autonomy
Someone standing up for the little guy....
I am not sure about the products advertised in the spam. But, reading through all the different forums on the internet, it seems clear that something is successfully turning men into dicks and women into boobs.
corruptino
Man, they discover new particles every day. Does it cause cancer?
Okay, you mentioned elephants, good enough for me.
A man, his wife and son are at the zoo. The husband says "I need to go to the bathroom" and off he goes.
The wife and son are sitting and waiting for him when an elephant goes by. The son says, "Mommy, what's that hanging down there from the elephant?"
Embarassed, the mother says "the tail".
No, not that, the other thing!
That's his trunk, says Mom.
No, no, the thing in the middle!
Th-that's nothing, says Mom, horribly embarassed.
Oh, okay says the boy.
Dad comes back, and Mom goes off to the bathroom.
The elephant comes walking back, and sonny boy says to Dad, what's that hanging down from the elephant?
The tail, son.
No, the other thing!
That's his trunk.
No, no, the thing in the middle!
Oh!, says Dad, that's his penis.
How come when I asked Mom what it was, she said it was nothing?
Smiling smugly, the father says "Boy, I've spoiled that woman!"
I HAVE CUBIC WISDOM THAT TRANSCENDS AND CONTRADICTS ONE DAY GODS
Ever since moving to Colorado from California nine years ago, my wife and I have gotten into the habit of telling people we are "from" where we were born. In my case, that means Ohio and, in her case, it means Minneapolis. We only admit we moved to Colorado from California under intense interrogation.
Besides "liberal" tax and spend attitudes, most Califorians don't have the slightest idea of how to drive in ice and snow. This seems to be as much a part of Coloradans taking a dislike to Californians as anything. Thus, saying we are "from" the midwest seems to disarm some of the hostility we might otherwise encounter.
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty.
Ben
According to this reliable site no penis enlargement system works but theirs.
They wouldn't lie, would they ? After all, it's written on the web, so it must be true.
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