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Remember The Heathkit HERO? Check Out '912'

moorley writes "The 912 Mobile Platform built by White Box Robotics based on VIA motherboards as part of their PC Bots program. Still in prototype but they are projecting to have it out by Summer 2004. They have no prices yet, but estimate 'building or buying the 912 for about the cost of a decent PC.'"

143 comments

  1. Next year... by soapbox · · Score: 5, Funny

    And the Rev. B "security" models will contain combat programs to rid your business of unwanted Time Lords, just like real Daleks... Exterminate! Exterminate!

    1. Re:Next year... by andrewagill · · Score: 1

      No, it'll say, ``low voltage! low voltage!''

      (as an aside, why wasn't it named 883?)

    2. Re:Next year... by gentoo_is_hyped · · Score: 1

      "And the Rev. B "security" models will contain combat programs to rid your business of unwanted Time Lords, just like real Daleks... Exterminate! Exterminate! [prezzybox.com]" You know my grandmother goes shopping to the mall in something like this!

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  2. What the hell is that? by MikeCapone · · Score: 2, Funny

    This sure wouldn't fit anywhere in my house.

    No that I'm big on interior decoration, but still. Ew.

    1. Re:What the hell is that? by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 5, Funny

      And this is just plain disturbing.

    2. Re:What the hell is that? by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1

      He is real, but his love is not.

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    3. Re:What the hell is that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like that tone of red combined with the green cap this guy wears. Must get clothes of that color, too.

    4. Re:What the hell is that? by kfg · · Score: 1

      It could be worse. At least he didn't dress it up in Frederick's of Hollywood.

      KFG

    5. Re:What the hell is that? by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      Looks a lot like William Smythe and his pet roomba, Scruffy. Read More.

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    6. Re:What the hell is that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there a, um, "love hole" located on the side?

  3. ....a GIRL robot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is there an add-on kit so I can use this to complete my dream of building a robot.....a GIRL robot/

    1. Re:....a GIRL robot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes, the kit includes:

      tin can
      bubble wrap
      duct tape
      mayonaise

    2. Re:....a GIRL robot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      http://www.realdoll.com/ - let us know how it comes out (so to speak)

    3. Re:....a GIRL robot! by Deanasc · · Score: 1

      Ummm... OK a female of the robot species. Seems pretty easy. Or do you want a female robot in humanoid form? That will take longer.

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    4. Re:....a GIRL robot! by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      And, you know, they DO sell a model that lets you run an ethernet cable to your Winbox and get even more realistic... action.

  4. But, uh, what is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is Slashdot, do you expect me to click links?

  5. I'd like it medium-brown, please by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 5, Funny

    So this thing is a toaster, correct? Will it finally solve the problem that is switching between toast and Pop-Tarts? I don't want to give either of these delicious foods up and I don't have space in my dorm for two toasters set to different levels.

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    1. Re:I'd like it medium-brown, please by Lussarn · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think it looks like some form of star wars imperial toilet.

    2. Re:I'd like it medium-brown, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I believe it is an embryonic version of GONK.

      HAIL GONK!

    3. Re:I'd like it medium-brown, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely you've modded your toaster to detect bread or pop-tart, and toast on the appropriate setting?

  6. Hmm, does it have interface for vacuum cleaner ? by S3D · · Score: 1

    If it can move around a vacuum cleaner it would be of some use..

  7. features? by venomix · · Score: 1

    Do anyone know the actual features of this robot?
    Is it programmable, what kind of AI does it have etc?

    1. Re:features? by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 5, Funny
      what kind of AI does it have

      Have you ever played System Shock 2? I imagine that it will be something like that.

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    2. Re:features? by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's a PC with wheels and sensors. Which is why it will cost about as much as a PC.

      It's as fully programmable as any PC, which means you can make an 802.11g beowulf cluster that will chase the cat around the house.

      Obviously the big thing here is the propriatary AI programing, so I can't tell you anthing about that, but other than that you could whip one of these things up yourself for a few hundreds of dollars of used parts.

      The "other than that" clause is a biggy though, if you don't have a few years to dick with AI software.

      If you do you'll have more fun building one than buying it anyway, but already know that.

      KFG

  8. Great..... by flewp · · Score: 5, Funny

    The "HMV" patrols your home or office, recording any disturbances and e-mailing your PC, cell phone, or even the authorities!

    Great, so by the time you check your email the intruders are already gone and have your TV, jewelry and other valuables.

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    1. Re:Great..... by xSquaredAdmin · · Score: 3, Funny

      Great, so by the time you check your email the intruders are already gone and have your TV, jewelry and other valuables. Don't forget abouth the HMV.

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    2. Re:Great..... by Fooby · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not to mention a really cool robot.

    3. Re:Great..... by thestarz · · Score: 1

      Maybe they'll be dumb enough to take the robot too so you can track them with it.

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    4. Re:Great..... by WhodoVoodoo · · Score: 1

      Let me tell you what, They're GREAT!

      I got an early prototype HMV when I cut a hole in the roof of this place, I dunno I think the sign said "WBR LLC" whatever that is. Probably some radio station.

      Anyhow, long story short, I saw this great robot. Being a complete Star Wars NUT, I did my R2D2 Impression and convinced him to come along. Now I've got a computer tech that works for Power Outlets and spare bolts!

    5. Re:Great..... by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just wait until someone starts modding these babies. Expect dual machine guns, reactive armour, phosphor mortars, gatling cannon, TOW missiles , flashbangs and a katana. It won't email the fact there is a burglar, anymore. Instead, it will ask what to do with the body ( or what remains of it )...

    6. Re:Great..... by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Might as well use the inbuilt LCD to display the bestest reruns of "All My Children" that will lull the intruder into committing hara-kiri

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    7. Re:Great..... by CKW · · Score: 1


      Or better yet, break into the guy's wireless network and seize control of the robot, get *it* to unlock the front door and/or loot the house.

  9. Useful purpose? by CowboyNick · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Other than looking like C3P0 and R2D2's bastard child, what exactly are these for?

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    1. Re:Useful purpose? by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 2, Funny
      R2D2's bastard child

      And all those Star Wars fans have convinced themselves that the slot in R2D2 was designed to hold a light saber...

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    2. Re:Useful purpose? by kfg · · Score: 1

      To be sold for a profit. So you have to work in a salt mine somewhere to earn enough money to buy one so the people who make them can spend their time playing around with experimental robots.

      Ya know, standard shiney tech business model.

      KFG

    3. Re:Useful purpose? by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      After I get some silicone, lipstick, and panties, I know EXACTLY what I'm going to do with mine.

    4. Re:Useful purpose? by CowboyNick · · Score: 1

      +1 Scary.....

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    5. Re:Useful purpose? by Unoti · · Score: 1

      I doubt the robot cares much about how you look.

  10. Um ... by rholliday · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Because I really need to hug my DVD player ...

    Wait a sec. "The 912 "MP3" also features fighter jet technology "video glasses" to view e-mails ..."
    Ignoring the "fighter jet video glasses" for a second, isn't this some sort of jwz corollary? All home appliances expand until they can read e-mail.

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    1. Re:Um ... by rholliday · · Score: 1

      Okay, I can't ignore the "fighter jet video glasses." WTF are "fighter jet video glasses?" Are these something from the HUD of an F-16? Some sort of advanced pilot's night vision mask? Just a borderline Engrish adding on of "cool" nouns to make something hip with the kids these days?

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    2. Re:Um ... by Goldfinger7400 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it's a seemingly higher resolution screen that you can peer into to see, like Spock is always wont to do on the original "Star Trek."

    3. Re:Um ... by tunabomber · · Score: 3, Funny
      "The 912 "MP3" also features fighter jet technology "video glasses" ...

      Not only that, It runs windows! Never has


      unhandled exception at B7C8 E78A CF89 58CB 3EAB 7E71

      press ctrl-alt-delete to restart your computer


      looked so good as when it's projected in 3D stereo onto a virtual display that's blocking your vision! The Blue Glasses of Death really should have been a feature on the security robot... Much more effective at scaring off crooks than running over their toes repeatedly.
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    4. Re:Um ... by terrab0t · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, maybe I'm not seeing the logic of this setup either: "The robot is running Windows XP Home as an operating system and robot control software from Evolution Robotics."

      So basically, they gave it a reason to kill itself, and the ability to do so. I hope that's covered in the warranty.

    5. Re:Um ... by omarin · · Score: 1

      ...ha ha ha... the picture of the cute guy hugging the robot is what sold me... (I'm so gay!) It's a perfect picture: 1 cute guy (the gay equivalent of the (unnecessary) big-breasted women on covers of UK tech magazines), + 1 cute robot, equals at least 1 new buyer... *rolls eyes* I AM such a gay geek!... (uh, no, I am NOT thinking about a human-robot three-way... ;-) (Anyone else think the guy hugging the robot looks like Francis from Malcolm in the Middle???)

  11. HMV.. by bishiraver · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cause, as we all know, large grills (Especially on robots) make them more durable.

    1. Re:HMV.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet it's much faster as the others, as well. It's painted YELLOW! (yellow paint: +30 hp)

    2. Re:HMV.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      faster _than_ others, I mean :D

  12. Required. by irokitt · · Score: 0, Redundant

    But...

    Does it run Linux?

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    1. Re:Required. by holizz · · Score: 1

      Sure it will. The real question is whether you install the DVD libraries or the uzi libraries first...

    2. Re:Required. by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      It will run ANYTHING a VIA EPIA M10000-based system will run, however, for it to be better than a pretty casemod, it must be running Windows 98, ME, 2000, or XP, with the robotics software installed.

    3. Re:Required. by McDoobie · · Score: 1

      For now. It wont take long before some nix geeks get ahold of some and write thier own nix port for it. Hell, switching out the VIA crap would be a piece of cake.

    4. Re:Required. by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      If you can find a Mini-ITX motherboard that's cheap and NOT made by VIA. It's about $395 for Commell's cheapest board, and this is probably the cheapest non-VIA Mini-ITX board.

  13. pricing info by morcheeba · · Score: 3, Informative

    Their pre-order page says "Estimated retail cost on a "bare bones" platform should fall between $599 to $699."

    1. Re:pricing info by irokitt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, that's the cost of a SCO license. Wait, they didn't, did they?

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  14. Hero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "READY"

  15. virtually unstoppable? by tsunamifirestorm · · Score: 4, Funny

    it looks like all you have to do to stop these is to tip the thing over. The other question... what would an intruder actually have to stop it from doing? running into its legs?

    1. Re:virtually unstoppable? by youngerpants · · Score: 4, Informative

      They have motion detectors, every time it detects motion it emails a pic/ video to your account.

      Having a few of these patroling a warehouse, for example, would be a nice addition to any security system (as well as being exceptionally cool)

    2. Re:virtually unstoppable? by Mr2cents · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think the pseudocode goes something like this:

      while not intruder_is_dead
      move_to_intruder
      eject
      eject -t
      done

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    3. Re:virtually unstoppable? by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Didn't you learn anything from Robot Wars?

      Add circular saw to it. And some sound effects.
      Just imagine such a bot drive after you with a the saw blade spinning, while its robotic voice says things like "destroy all humans", "resistance is futile", "Kill the lifeform"...
      Guess that'll keep the kids out of crime.

    4. Re:virtually unstoppable? by void* · · Score: 1

      Yah - and have it misidentify you as an intruder.

      Much fun. :D

      If I were seriously going to build a security robot, I'd arm it with a taser. Writing a targeting system would be fun.

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    5. Re:virtually unstoppable? by Sindri · · Score: 1
      From the website:
      "... the 912 was designed from the start to be cut, drilled, painted, accessorized, and modded!"
      Desert Eagle mod should make it truly unstoppable!
  16. Subject: been stolen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bee-dee-bee-dee-beep save me Buck!

  17. Always wanted a HERO by oozer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, this story brings back a few memories. That HERO robot was the coolest thing I'd ever seen when I was a kid. I remember there was an episode of that "whiz kids" show where they built one. Of course I've never seen one in real life so don't anyone shatter my dreams!

    1. Re:Always wanted a HERO by zalas · · Score: 1

      I remember having fun programming an old one to say amusing things using its phonemes and playing with the pitch/sample rate adjuster. We ended up programming it to say "dying" and then bring the pitch up to maximum and slowly drop it down.

    2. Re:Always wanted a HERO by Bobulusman · · Score: 1

      I played with one of those in a class once. It was a little beatup. For some reason, it had this glitch where it would transpose these two memory addresses. So, you would be programming it to say something, and it would randomly change an M to an S right in the middle of it.

      I was only in 8th grade at the time, but I seem to recall the teacher mentioning that someone had tried to rewire it.

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    3. Re:Always wanted a HERO by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      I wonder if you were in the class after this guy.

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  18. One thing missing: Manipulators by Chairboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A robot needs to be more then a computer on wheels. The essence of what makes a robot neat is the idea that it can interact with its surroundings.

    For this to be really fantastic, it needs an arm, and by arm I mean something better than a piece of plastic with a cupholder on the end of it.

    For something really interesting, offer to put a mounting point on the front for an arm to attach to and an industry standard servo controller. Total investment, $100, and now your users can build their own arm. This is assuming that the company doesn't have the expertise to make the arms themselves.

    1. Re:One thing missing: Manipulators by rholliday · · Score: 1

      Yep. Because it's just not a robot until it can wave floppy arms around and drone, "Danger rholliday! Danger!" :)

      Seriously though, it does seem like an odd oversite. None of these strikes me as particularly useful.

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    2. Re:One thing missing: Manipulators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      But no tentacles, god help the person who puts tentacles on these things.

    3. Re:One thing missing: Manipulators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      For this to be really fantastic, it needs an arm

      Call me old-fashioned, but I'd rather not get jerked off by a robot. How lazy are you, anyway?

    4. Re:One thing missing: Manipulators by Captain+DaFt · · Score: 1

      One other thing, if it's going to use that arm, it actually needs to be tall enough to reach a table/counter top. (Unless, all you want it to do is pile your dirty laundry in a corner) }:->

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  19. The RIAA and MPAA have joined forces... by phillymjs · · Score: 1

    ...to counter the 912 "MP3" model, with a robot of their own.

    As for that garish, yellow "HMV" model: yuck. Who wants a robot that looks like a 'Sports' Walkman or a droid from a Vogon Constructor Fleet vessel (assuming they'd match the color of the ship, of course)?

    ~Philly

    1. Re:The RIAA and MPAA have joined forces... by Dexx · · Score: 1

      I think this is more of what the RIAA/MAAA robot would be like. Complete with subpoena launcher..

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  20. "The 912 "HMV" is a rugged security robot." by youngerpants · · Score: 1

    Please put down your weapon, you have 90 seconds to comply /wanting one

  21. This is gonna be the best prom ever! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [insert weak nerd laugh here]

  22. Virus? by blutrot · · Score: 1

    Just wait until something like MyDoom or Sobig hits it, considering it is running Windows XP ;) especially if it is controlling your security bot.

    1. Re:Virus? by rholliday · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I'm sorry Dave, a can't do that. Would you like to download a naked picture of Anna Kournikova?"

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  23. Overkill??? by John+Seminal · · Score: 3, Informative
    Why do you need the big x86 processors? Is the robot going to be able to have complex thinking algorithms?

    I would probably start with some very cheap circuits. You can program them to do simple movements or simple lcd displays. If you want a "brain", you could add it on. Most of these circuits can be connected to by a serial cable.

    If anyone is interested, there is a ton of information here: http://www.rentron.com

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    1. Re:Overkill??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when VIA CPUs were big?

    2. Re:Overkill??? by r00zky · · Score: 1

      Why do you need the big x86 processors? Is the robot going to be able to have complex thinking algorithms?

      Voice recognition to issue orders would be cool, and that eats CPU.

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    3. Re:Overkill??? by elflet · · Score: 1

      Why do you need the big x86 processors? ... I would probably start with some very cheap circuits. Given mass manufacturing, the "big x86 processors" and associated components and software turn out to be cheaper than "cheap" (and custom) circuitry.

    4. Re:Overkill??? by Rick.C · · Score: 2, Informative
      These little guys look like they would work well for controlling motors and sensors. Much more bang than a Basic Stamp (tm). And they're small enough and cheap enough to stick 'em in wherever you need 'em.

      Some models have built-in ethernet.

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  24. cockpit? by fewnorms · · Score: 1

    So when can I get my version with a cockpit and some nice turbojets? I mean, with an add-on kit you could turn it into a gundam or a macross :) Or am I the only wishing he had a real gundam in the backyard ... ?

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  25. Re:Hmm, does it have interface for vacuum cleaner by grub · · Score: 3, Funny


    If it can move around a vacuum cleaner it would be of some use..

    The least /.'ers can do is vacuum the basement themselves. After all, their parents let them live there rent free.

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  26. A Heatkit what? by scattol · · Score: 3, Funny

    A now that I see what the Robot looks like, I vaguely remember it. Looks cool but just the computer would have been enough. And I don't remember goot girls hanging around with kit robots either. That photo is mesleading!

    1. Re:A Heatkit what? by shumacher · · Score: 1

      Ok. That picture is going to affect my sleep. I just keep going "what were they thinking?" What the hell would you do with a Hero 1 on the beach?
      I had one of those computers - why would you take that to the beach? My H89 was heavy, slow, and generally unpleasant to be around.
      I currently own a Sony Picturebook - a very small laptop with an integrated camera - I wouldn't take that to the beach.
      No, the most processing power I've ever had at the beach was my Treo 300, and then it was only because it was, you know, my phone.
      Get a life. Or, if you can't, just try to learn what one is. I have trouble imagining even a Slashdot reader taking all this stuff to the beach.

  27. more afraid they'd steal the robot! by apachetoolbox · · Score: 1
    Its indoor/outdoor capabilities make it the perfect sentry.
    I'd be more afraid they just steal the robot! Somehow I dont see it roaming around my yard looking for anything out of the ordinary.
  28. Re:Hmm, does it have interface for vacuum cleaner by XipX · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like I got the short stick. I have to pay my parents!

  29. Correct the grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2
    "The 912 Mobile Platform built by White Box Robotics based on VIA motherboards as part of their PC Bots program."

    That's not a sentence you retard, it just might work with a verb.

    1. Re:Correct the grammar by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 3, Funny

      How do you mean "correct the grammar". That sentence is perfectly correct Engrish.

    2. Re:Correct the grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "The noun built based on noun2 as noun3."

      "The 912 Mobile Platform built ... based on VIA motherboards as part of [the] PC Bots program."

      You're telling me this makes sense? How about this:

      "The 912 Mobile Platform is built by White Box Robotics based on VIA motherboards as part of their PC Bots program."

    3. Re:Correct the grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Engrish maybe, but it's not correct English without a verb for the sentance. The only verbs I see are used in clauses.

      All spelling/grammer flames contain spelling/gammer errors. So there!

  30. Self-portable PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's a Banana Jr! Will it worship the TV?

  31. The computer that follows you everywhere you go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    And the ad will read "The computer that follows you everywhere you go!"

    Why not buy a roomba and stick a Linksys WRT54g or Belkin wireless router on top of it with a web cam attached (linux is already installed out of the box!) and have a lot more fun, along with a clean house.

    How about some of you robotics guys make a robot that goes around my yard and gets rid of weeds?

  32. Educational Buyers beware.. by t0qer · · Score: 3, Funny

    I went to CCOC for a brief stint in my education for an electronics class. Our lab had 2 Hero's in it.

    This was around 1989, 1990. I'm not sure if anyone else had battled robots before (maybe japanese anime?) but one day we when the teacher went out for a phone call we got it in our heads to arm the Hero's grip arm with hammers, and have gladitorial style combat.

    By the time the teacher got back one Hero drove victory circles around the disabled hero. Couldn't warrenty the thing because of physical damage, so the teacher locked both hero's up in a closet for the rest of the semester.

    Just a warning.. Geek teenagers + 2 > Robots - Teachers Presence = destruction.

  33. You could at least get a battle mech... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1
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  34. Without Dating myself.... by purduephotog · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ... I remember when this came out and I wanted it SO bad- as bad as any 8 or 9 year old kid who's learning electronics can want. I think it was about 300$ or so for the kit- big money back then.

    Most of the comments i've seen so far are jokes poking fun at the way it looks, features, etc. Must be those 'youngins' i've heard so much about. Why, the HERO is the great grand-daddy to that fancy schmancy SONY robot that can walk on two legs. The joke being, "In my day Robots ROLLED around- there wasn't enough hard radiation to mutate them into ones with legs".

    Etc.

    I've watched ebay for a few heathkit robots to come across but to no avail (at my pricepoint, that is ;P)

    Anyways, pretty sweet. To those of you that enjoy mocking it, go get your stupid AIBO and bitch about it when Sony changes the firmware... because you didn't actually build it yourself.

    1. Re:Without Dating myself.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without dating yourself??? WTF?! I was a junior working on my EE when that thing came out. I wanted one. In today's parlance, "HeathKit r0x5"!

  35. FAQ List by katchins · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can see the FAQ list for this robot...
    1) How often should I perform "Windows Update"
    to get the service packs required to keep
    my robot "functional"?
    2) What happens when my robot crashes? Will
    it shoot me or commit suicide?
    3) What brand of Virus Scanner Software is
    compatible for my robot? Also how often
    should I update the Virus Software?
    4) How ofter should I change the
    "administrator" password?
    5) Can I reformat and install Linux?

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  36. Child is not a bastard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The child of C-3PO and R2-D2 will not be a bastard, as these two droids got married in San Francisco last week. The child will be legitimate.

    They were in line behind Jason Biggs, who was marrying a pie.

  37. robbers will think twice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or else this guy will e-mail the authorities! OH NO!

  38. Re:The computer that follows you everywhere you go by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    You wouldn't even need a router. Wi-fi webcam.

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  39. http://www.whiteboxrobotics.com/images/912_3.jpg by maelstrom · · Score: 1

    Can anyone tell me what that stereo looking component in the front is? Looks like something sweet I could put in my MythBox.

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  40. A word from Hank Hill by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    Cause, as we all know, large grills (Especially on robots) make them more durable

    According to Hank Hill, the grill alone will not make the robot complete: it needs propane, and a place to hang the grill tongs. The propane-powered BBQ robot. Hank and his brother Junichiro can agree on this one!

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  41. Did Anyone notice... by ghost1911 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The price? $599-699 for preorders. That's cheaper than an AIBO...

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  42. God help the person who puts tentacles on these by Deanasc · · Score: 1
    Or testicles.

    Come on it had to be said!

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    1. Re:God help the person who puts tentacles on these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...No it didn't.

  43. Nuclear family by Deanasc · · Score: 1

    So if I get this and a Honda Human, they could be the parents. Then if I get some Sony Asimo and Aibo's I have the collest premise for a family style reality show ever.

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  44. three robots by gobblez · · Score: 0

    why do i need three robots to do something one of them should be able to do?

  45. Resemblence? by pestilence4hr · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one that sees this?

  46. Check this out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry, but this is just gay...

    Even Tomytronic had better marketing than this!!

  47. High Value, Not Overkill by OrangeTide · · Score: 2, Informative
    a VIA EPIA 800V can be had for $100 now. about the only thing that can be that is an AVR kit. (which can be had for about $35 for a dev board and $10 for a cable to program it. then download a free compiler/assembler. and $30 for a book on how to program AVR. so that's $75).

    Also that rentron company doesn't sell very interesting stuff.
    Build your own AVR starter kit is going to be a better price than any PICbasic thing and you can program it in C, asm or basic.

    Basic Stamp is extremely weak. A robot desigened around a basic stamp is going to be as primative as your first LOGO program. (Turn left here.. weee).

    A VIA C3 800 board, despite being an ugly evil x86 is going to have some serious power behind it. You can then have some of the following features on your system:
    • USB camera to record events
    • some face tracking abilities(neat!)
    • A wireless (bluetooth or 802.11b) connection between other robots for cooprative tasks(soccor match anyone?)
    • Voice synthizier (just grab rsynth)
    • enough RAM to do accurate mapping
    • inexpensive to connect a GPS unit up to USB or serial (often these units have a built-in electronic compass as a bonus)


    The processing power, expandability and cost make the x86 an ideal canidate for a robot like this. Of course a cheaper robot becomes attractive when you want to have multiple robots that communicate. Really the average budget for a hobbot robot project runs around $1000. So if you drop $700 on this chassis and a motherboard you're set. If make AVR or PIC based robots that cost $50 to build you would probably build like 4 or 5 of them and have them work together. (or worse, build 4 or 5 revision until you were satisfied with it and have three robots that don't really work very well and one good one)
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  48. Obligatory Simpsons Reference by Bobman1235 · · Score: 1

    Police Chief Wiggum : Hello? No, you've got the wrong number, this is nine one..... two.

  49. Doomed by Argle2 · · Score: 1

    This robot is doomed to failure. Why? Just read one line.

    "The robot is running Windows XP Home as an operating system"

    'nuff said.

  50. From the article by nounderscores · · Score: 1

    Homer:Kids are you hugging the TV again?

    Bart:It's spent more time raising us than you did.

  51. Waiting for one of these instead... by Crash+McBang · · Score: 1
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  52. Cheaper Alternative by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Buy one of those electric 'kiddy cars' and stick a old pc on it with a controller card....

    Get it used out of your local paper and it wont cost you an arm and a leg ( which the 912 has neither anyway .. )

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  53. Hero Jr. Maybe by isny · · Score: 0

    This robot seems to be more like a "Hero Jr.", a robot with wheels but NO robot arm. The real HERO version was the first 1, the HERO-1, with the rotating head and arm. I did a search for one a few years ago, but came up with a lot of high priced machines. I guess the problem nowadays would be the lack of memory that the HERO-1 had. It would really need a larger processor/memory to do the kind of impressive things that geeks expect. Of course, for all the "Girl Robot" types, I guess you could always wrap the thing in a dress.

  54. Still looking? by Jedi+Holocron · · Score: 1

    Try here for the bot and here for the arm.

    1. Re:Still looking? by llefler · · Score: 1

      Only $825 for the pair. If people are willing to pay that for 20 year old equipment, I'd say WBR is in the right business. Assuming we can convince them to add support for a real operating system. If White Box Robots is open with the interfaces to their "rig", I'll consider buying one.

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  55. video... by rebelcool · · Score: 1
    If video is an option (it should be, these days) video is extremely processor intensive. Even simple blob tracking will tax a fast system on framerates.

    blob tracking or worse, object recognition (you need some sort of memory architecture to handle this to compare features to), requires an intensive scan of pixels in an image. Depending on your image resolution, its easy to run into many mega-ops for even the simplest tracker.

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  56. Mr. Wizard by mr100percent · · Score: 1

    So was this the robot that Mr. Wizard used to use?

  57. I built one! by Ragsman · · Score: 1

    I'm not that old am I? I built a Hero back in 1984, 11th grade electronics class. I still have pictures, somewhere.....

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    1. Re:I built one! by bhima · · Score: 1
      I built one too!

      Yes we are both that OLD

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  58. Serious problems here.. by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    a. No (or very poor) peripheral vision
    b. Headlights to burn the batteries down faster. Use LEDS.
    c. You're going to use MS to control a ROBOT?

    Like imagine some punk hacking your robot and it murders you in your sleep. Asimov doesn't come into play here, this device is a non seintent device and incapable of self awareness. It's a motorized platform that executes instructions. Mixing MS with such a device is a recipe for disaster..

    1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

    2. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

    3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

    All those things are blue sky dreams in a non existent world. Reality is reality...

    1. Re:Serious problems here.. by calica · · Score: 1

      Forgot one.

      0. A robot may allow harm to a human being for the benefit of the species.

      Or something like that. Forget which book it was revealed in.

  59. So, by ColaMan · · Score: 1

    Is there a simpsons reference there? I think there is!

    Chief Clancy Wiggum (watching state lottery draw) :"You
    got the wrong number. This is 912." (click)

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  60. Power source? by zero_offset · · Score: 1

    None of the links even mention batteries or power requirements. A PC with motors, camera, amplifiers, an LCD screen, and all that other junk is going to consume a LOT of juice. Looks like vaporware to me.

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  61. Remember Silent Running? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They kind of remind me of Huey, Dewey and Louie from Silent Running. I wonder if they will be able to cheat at poker.

  62. HERO was/is better by nothingtodo · · Score: 1

    I'm not impressed with this new robot. I can't find any detailed info on these new ones, but it just seems to be a PC on wheels. I read somewhere a long time ago the reasons why a PC is not really suitable for robotics. Perhaps someone more knowledgable can explain why. I own a Hero robot with the arm, speech synth, and 24k RAM expansion. He runs an old CPU and is programmable and included a small breadboard area. Here's what HERO can do: 6808 cpu with 32k total. 3 wheel base with one steering/drive wheel allowing a 12 inch turning radius. Experimental circuit board on Hero's head allows direct access to the computer inside the robot. Light sensor that can detect light over the entire spectrum with 1 in 256 resolution. Sound sensor that can detect sound from 200-5000Hz with 1 in 256 resolution. Ultrasonic sensors can detect movement up to 15 feet away and can determine range of an object up to 8 feet. Speech synth can simulate human speech with four levels of inflection. Hero 1's arm can extend, retract and turn up to 350 degrees and can lift 16 ounces. Learn mode allows the robot to repeat steps that were previously shown to it. Sleep mode conserves power. Two seperate power systems (drive/logic) and battery charger than robot can run from whilst batteries charge. Robot can be programmed 3 ways: via remote control, through the serial cassette port using previously created applications on tape, or via hexidecimal keypad on the robot's head. A consumer robot running a nonsecure OS primarily for desktop PC function? blecccch!

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