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Defending Earth From Asteroids With MADMEN
jolomo writes "A partner of Atlanta-based NASA Institute of Advanced Concepts is working on a concept they call MADMEN (Modular Asteroid Deflection Mission Ejector Nodes), which would launch a distributed attack against large Earth-bound objects. Thousands of MADMEN could be built by many nations and when launched, each would land on the object, drill into its surface and remove enough material to change its course."
Obviously a project named after the inventors.
Who read that as Defending the Earth From MADMEN with Asteroids?
Why not, when our country is being guarded by a LUNATIC
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So... like... a DDOS against a chunk of rock? ... heh. Imagine a Beo... nevermind.
We cannot let there be a astronautical mineshaft gap!
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Will someone please tell these companies to stop turning to local schools for names for their projects.
ya but who would take credit for saving the planet ?
:)..
remember we're petty..
look at all the news channels... "when such and such broke, channel 5 was there first.. we rock".
Believe in Jesus our saviour.. the MADMAN from Saudi was the one that caused the asteroid to alter course.. Allah saved us.. so confusing.. might lead to WW III
Sorry bored.. and having a bad humor day.. please don't take this post seriously.
NASA really has beaten Congress in the stupid name department.
EVERYDAY IS CATURDAY
On the off chance that aliens drop by for a visit, could we use the drones to try breaking their ships into little pieces too? After reading Mission Earth years ago I always thought we needed some sort of space-pointing defence system, just in case;)
Why, oh why, do they keep coming up with these silly "destory or deflect the asteroid" schemes? Such "inside the box" thinking.
When is someone going to focus on the important alternative: how about moving Earth out of the way instead?
John.
Get cracking on making that acronym work.
I can see it now
Russia: We pushed left, why didn't it change course?
USA: Why didn't you check first? we pushed right!
What's the other part? The Mystic Gun Faeries pulling on you?
Dolt.
Only in Atlanta would an idea like, "Shoot it a bunch of times and see if it goes away" would such a solution be born.
Magic Eight Ball: Outlook not so good., Hmmm, how about Excel and Word?
I can see it now: "Yes, we're about to launch a large number of missiles armed with powerful explosives. All nuclear powers please remain calm. This is only a test. No, really, none of these will malfunction and visit death and destruction on somebody we're having a disagreement with. Honest."
I disagree. If we let nuclear proliferation and environmental degradation continue, our atmosphere will a perfect shield against asteroids. Any potential asteroid threat will simply burn up in the radioactive waste that is our atmosphere.
I saw it in this Simpson's episode once! It's true!
I fully support using world leaders as ammunition to deflect asteroids.
I, for one, welcome our new Madmen-flinging overlords.
In fact, a good sized asteriod could clear up a lot of this country's problems in a snap!
Look out congresswhores! Mama needs a new box a' cooties, and she is mad!
Why not use an Illudium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator?
Are you Corn Fed?
Does NASA (or any other US gov thing) have a special department that think up cool acronyms?
I haven't seen the movie on this yet, so I'm unable to comment one way or another.
Just post a link to the asteroid on /.
That's "Mr. Soulless Automaton" to you, Bub.
"you'ld think; just in 1908 what was probably a comet"
That was almost a million hours ago. That is a lot of time in between strikes.
Evolution or ID?
Get everyone in China to jump at the same time.
when a country song is written about not only loosing the girl, house, truck and dog but the whole damn planet.
Evolution or ID?
No, wait, that's what the RNC is calling this year's election campaign.
Aren't a LOT of nations already producing thousands of mad men already? Do we really need any more?
Still though, this would make a great plot device for a James Bond movie.
I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly, alert.
Actually you can do a similar experiment in a boat with a gun. If you shoot out the back of the boat enough times, the boat will move slightly forward. Shooting forward will make it move backward a little. If you shoot up in the air, the boat will move downward slightly before springing back from boyancy.
Once strange thing I've never been able to figure out though, is why shooting downward also makes the boat move downward?!
Slashdot Syndrome: the sudden, extreme urge to correct someone in order to validate one's self.
Hey, goddist filth!
The only thing you're supposed to do when a heavenly object is about to obliterate you is to pray. PRAY!
What?
Don't you believe in the tennets of your fairy tales? You're supposed to welcome the end of all the unbelievers with the faith and understanding that only the devout will make it to paradise. You're devout and you will be saved.
Riiiight?
That asteroid is nothing short of the HAND OF THE ALMIGHTY/STARK FIST OF REMOVAL.
You should accept it willingly, lovingingly. Even before it becomes a visible-eye object there should be enough songs and stories about it that the armies of the anointed will leave no dry-earth unshadowed as the seas surge and the sky darkens with its approach.
This whole "playing god" thing will just interfere with the destiny issue.
What happens when humanity does avert a disaster which is supposed to render all human life null-o-void-o?!
Why, would anyone want to interfere with that!?
Virgins for everyone?
Constant bliss that makes orgasm seem like a hangnail?
If anything you'd think humanity would just use a laser to sky-write
"SO LONG AND THANKS FOR THE TEMPTATION" moments before impact.
My guess is, a Sky-writing laser is much less expensive than a bunch of godless toys. Whoops, there goes my common sense again...if there's a buck to be made the more expensive option will be selected.
Stupid meat monkeys, you were put here to suffer, to suffer tempation and vice, shucks, you're all tainted...ahahahah! I've got your original sin RIGHT HERE and I'm wearing a fashionable red bow on it.
Every new form of media has it's own Requirimento
Its like buying SCO licences, they may do nothing at all but someone somewhere will gain some peace of mind from it.
Daryl? Is that you?
MADMEN diverts a disaster by knocking an asteroid off course.
2 years later, Aliens invade because we "attacked" their home planet with an asteroid.
That's a way to initiate first contact!
Honestly, I'd rather be incenerated by an asteroid collision than be dissected by thousands of Alien Hordes angry because we threw rocks at them.
The other half of China will shoot them while they are in the air.
Hammer of Truth
Easy: the hole you just shot in the bottom of the boat allows water in, causing the boat to sink
Dude, when someone tells you to load 300 pounds of rocks into a boat and take it out on the lake he isn't trying to teach you something. He's trying trick you into spending a day moving 300 pounds of rocks and sinking your boat.
I wish posts could be moderated two things. For example, the above post could be both "redundant" AND "unbelievably retarded".
-B
I wish PEOPLE could be modded. You could be both "humor impaired" and "anal"
Now we can get rid of that freakin moon that hogs all the good sky. ;)
Are they really going to launch Howard Dean up there?
Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
Actually, you can do a similar expirment on a boat with oars. or an outboard motor.
Don't blame me; I'm never given mod points.
Yeah, you you're standing in the boat, and you throw the outboard motor or the oars out the back as hard as you can... ...then you get out your trusty flare gun and signal for help, because now you're stranded!
=Smidge=
If you shoot out the back of the boat enough times, the boat will move slightly forward.
Then it will move somewhat less slighty downward(because you just shot out the back of the boat?)
What?