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Minter on the History of Llamasoft

Tmuk writes "Just thought I'd bring to your attention the first of a new series of articles by Jeff Minter over at the mighty Way of the Rodent. For the first time ever, the complete history of Llamasoft is being brought together by the man himself, with new articles appearing regularly. Enjoy!"

136 comments

  1. Wow.... by Cwaig · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Words from the hand of God.....

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    1. Re:Wow.... by Cwaig · · Score: 2, Funny

      Flamebait my arse....back in the day, Jeff Minter was a god-like figure among game coders - Llamatron (atari version) and T2K (Jaguar version) are among my fave games of all time.

      So - words from the hand of God....? Certainly, Edge worship's him ;)

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    2. Re:Wow.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Jeff Minter was a god-like figure among game coders

      Odd really, given that technically his coding wasn't all that great. He never really took advantage of the Amiga hardware, for example. I guess it makes your games easier to port (well, he used to port FROM the ST - a machine with no custom hardware to speak of), but it hardly makes you an uber programmer.

    3. Re:Wow.... by goatan · · Score: 0

      Meta mod parent up teach moderators to read comments before moderating

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  2. Mirror by Xeed · · Score: 3, Funny

    In case it gets Slashdotted, mirror can be found here

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    1. Re:Mirror by Naffer · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Seriously guys, I found that one amusing. More offtopic then a troll though.

  3. Thank you Jeff by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I played Llamatron incessantly for a good part of my late teens and twenties. Even today's bi tech FPS games can't compete for playability with a classic like Llamatron. I even got it running in DOSBox on Linux. Woohoo! :)

    1. Re:Thank you Jeff by Dogers · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dont do drugs kids, do llamatron - its cheaper, cleaner AND safer!

      Seriously, llamatron is THE most insane game i've ever played - and by far the most fun, for some reason!

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    2. Re:Thank you Jeff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before some uninteresting dolt points out that I typoed "hi tech" as "bi tech", I'll save you the typing, but I'm sure you know what I meant regardless of the typo. I also want to add: ...now if only I could get DOS4GW games running in DOSBox, I'd be all set. I really want to play my Tomb Raider game in Linux...

    3. Re:Thank you Jeff by froody · · Score: 1

      Diggidiggidick
      woing woing woing
      zap zap zap zap
      baaa
      ooh!
      I love you you!
      Oh yeah!
      Oh yeah!
      zap zap zap
      Oh f*ck!

    4. Re:Thank you Jeff by mduckworth · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah? I could just play it on one of my ST's or maybe on my CT60 Falcon ;-) I actually do fairly regularly. Minter was for sure an Atari man in his early days. I've seen that the games for the most part seem better played on the original system. Not an emu, and not ported to another platform. The REAL machine feels better somehow.

    5. Re:Thank you Jeff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      have you ever played lamazap on the falcon?
      this great minter game was relased only on the falcon. and above all, it is very good... a kind of a "best of" of jeffs earlier games.

    6. Re:Thank you Jeff by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

      I agree. I still have my ST 1040. I loved the 68000 family.

    7. Re:Thank you Jeff by janeil · · Score: 1
      Chiming in here with praise for Jeff, geez, can he still be so alive? I also humbly adored the motorola 68000; after learning to write assembly on it back in the 80's, it was so sad and painful to move to the intel world, even though I held out till '96. No general purpose 32 bit registers? No movem d0-d7,a0-a7? What a lame chip!

      But back to Jeff, and the old 1040 ST games he wrote; it was so cool to see little mandelbrots flying around on the screen, then the Dr. Who phone booth (sad, I forget what it's called), and the llamas, of course. Was that game called llamatron, too? No, seems like it was "Revenge of the mutant llamas." No, that doesn't sound right, either. Anyway, what a great creative programmer, today's games look so great, but don't pull me in like the old ones.

      I still also can't give up my old ST's either, got a couple in the attic, one at school, still running great.

  4. So... by hookedup · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is winamp still kicking their respective ass? Sorry... :)

    1. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It whips the Llama's ass!

    2. Re:So... by Phekko · · Score: 1

      I have been using Winamp for almost as long as it's been out. During that time it has NEVER done any kind of whipping or other suchlike acts even when I took it to the zoo on my laptop and showed it a llama. I think this is false advertising and I DEMAND my money back!

      Oh, it's free. Never mind

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    3. Re:So... by djdavetrouble · · Score: 3, Informative

      Hello this is not a llamasoft reference, whips a llamas ass is a reference to the late great wesley willis, a homeless schizophrenic that some indy musician befreinded and produced a decent size music catalog (50 plus records). All of his songs were pretty much the same structure, talking about a subject, how great it was, and how it whips a (insert animal)'s ass, with some advertising tagline concluding the song. (Milk, it does a body good, etc..)

      Read about the late wesley willis and whipping llama's asses here:
      Google

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    4. Re:So... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      >Is winamp still kicking their respective ass? Sorry... :)

      >> It whips the Llama's ass!

      Who read this and imagined it was started by Tommy Lee Jones with Will Smith as the AC?

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  5. Curious... by gpinzone · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Other than a remake of Robotron, what other games did he make? I can't find any references in the article.

    1. Re:Curious... by rangi500 · · Score: 1

      The one I remember most is "Attack of the Mutant Camels" on the Amiga.

    2. Re:Curious... by gl4ss · · Score: 4, Informative

      tempest 2000 & 3000 among others..

      some list from google..
      Code & Graphics

      * Ancipital, 1984
      * Attack of the Mutant Camels, 1983
      * Batalyx, 1985
      * Gridrunner, 19??
      * Hellgate, 1984
      * Hover Bovver, 1983
      * Iridis Alpha, 1986
      * Lazer Zone, 1983
      * Made in France II(?), 19??
      * Mama Llama, 1986(?)
      * Matrix, 1983
      * Mega Blast, 19??
      * Return of the Mutant Camels, 1987(?)
      * Revenge of the Mutant Camels, 1984(?)
      * Rox 64, 198?
      * Sheep in Space, 198?
      * Voidrunner, 19??

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    3. Re:Curious... by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      For a start, here's a list of the games he made on the C64.

      Before he got a C64 he was writing for the Speccy (with games such as Headbanger's Heaven) and Atari. Since then, he has worked with the Amiga, the ST, the Jaguar, PCs...

      Retro outfit Retrospec have made a number of tributes to his games.

      HAL

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    4. Re:Curious... by stu_coates · · Score: 1

      Headbangers Heaven - 198? on the ZX Spectrum

    5. Re:Curious... by nate1138 · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you check here, not only can you get a list of titles, but most of them are freely available for download.

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    6. Re:Curious... by eggz128 · · Score: 1

      Attack of the Mutant Camels
      Revenge of the Mutant Camels
      Llamatron
      Llamazap
      Tempest2000

      among others.

    7. Re:Curious... by Cwaig · · Score: 1

      Goodness - Llamazap! Now that *is* an obscure title. Only released on the Atari Falcon as far as I know (I've got it on my Falcon's hard drive somewhere)...

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    8. Re:Curious... by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 3, Interesting

      N one ever mentions "Super-deflex". It was on the ZX Spectrum, and if I recall correctly it was all written in Basic. And, during the loading it said "Anyone copying this game would be hung, drawn and quartered". I was aged 10 or something. And I was using a copy! (I must've been scared Mr. Minter would suddenly appear weilding an axe, or else this message wouldn't be etched on my brain!).

      I can still remember the music too.... da-da-daa, da-daa-da, du-da-daa, (up octave), da-da-daa, da-daa-da du-da-daa, (down octave), etc etc.

      Honestly it was great! But *why* does no one ever mention this game? Was it so easy to copy it only ever sold one copy or something?

    9. Re:Curious... by eggz128 · · Score: 1

      I'd always wanted it for my Falcon, but I never got around to actually buying it. I was all set to nick my mates Jaguar control pads for it too...

    10. Re:Curious... by Threni · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > The one I remember most is "Attack of the Mutant Camels" on the Amiga.

      Are you sure you don't mean the C64?

      And has anyone mentioned `the curse of Minter` yet? Any console he got involved with failed to materialize. I'm sure it would be worth Sony's while getting him an Xbox2 dev kit...

    11. Re:Curious... by October_30th · · Score: 4, Funny
      But *why* does no one ever mention this game? Was it so easy to copy it only ever sold one copy or something?

      Almost right.

      It was so easy to copy that Jeff Minter and his axe had quite a job to do before justice had been served. Unfortunately almost no-one was left to mention the game.

      Except you.

      In fact, now that you've come public with this particular skeleton in your closet, don't you think that you should keep an eye on any axe-carrying Jeffs you might run into.

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    12. Re:Curious... by madprof · · Score: 1

      Revenge was 1983 actually. At least it said so on the box. Sheep in Space was 1984.
      Magic days. I met Jeff when I was 7. He's pretty tall and I was dumbstruck at meeting this computing god, as he was to me, and all I could say was "You're tall aren't you?" to which he replied "Yes."
      Unforgettable.

    13. Re:Curious... by gowen · · Score: 1

      The vastly underrated "Tempest 2000", an insanely fast, psychedelic (surprise!) update of the ancient Tempest arcade machine, with banging techno soundtrack.

      I want a Linux Port!

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    14. Re:Curious... by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      LOL - top post!

      Of course.... now the nightmares will start again! Sigh, here comes another 20 years of therapy! ;)

    15. Re:Curious... by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 1

      Also see Minter's entry in this list.

    16. Re:Curious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was an attack of the mutant camels on the amiga, afaik, but the biggie on the amiga was "revenge of the mutant camels". Confusingly, the games "llamatron" in the UK was called "attack of the mutant camels" in the USA, and the game "attack of the mutant camels" in the UK wasn't released in the USA, afaik. Which is a shame, because UK-AMC absolutely rocked, a kind of "defender/guardian-style horizontally-scrolling-shooter with giant radioactive camels"

  6. See that guy gates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nobody looks forward to high school reunions more than bill gates.

    Hey Marge, is that Gates over there? Yeah. He's still a pencil-neck geek.

    1. Re:See that guy gates? by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 4, Funny

      I read a story that I believe Bill G. has confirmed as true.

      When Bill was in high school, he wrote the software that handled class registration. Not only did the system work great, but all of Bill's classes were two thirds girls. Nice.

      -B

    2. Re:See that guy gates? by Reinout · · Score: 4, Informative

      I found a link to that story (Bill writing the software that put him in the same class with lots of girls).

      I also googled with "myth" and "urban legend" but I couldn't find anything that quickly. (Doesn't prove it's true, though!)

      Reinout

    3. Re:See that guy gates? by Nosher · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...but all of Bill's classes were two thirds girls

      Is that like as in Thai Ladyboys or something?

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    4. Re:See that guy gates? by hyphz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And there have been such "hidden features" in MS software ever since..

    5. Re:See that guy gates? by operagost · · Score: 1
      That article is so poorly written I'm not sure I believe any of it - especially with no citations. A few gems:
      In 1974, a company in Albuquerque, NM, known as MITS made the first home computer. The computer was useless because it had no monitor or keyboard.
      Yup! Useless!
      During an Altair promotion, a punched card with BASIC on it fell to the ground and was picked up by someone. They kept it and the information circulated.
      Even a tiny version of BASIC could never fit on a single punch card!
      In April 1976, he turned down the volume on his attack and to his surprise, it got many results.
      Which was?
      Windows 3.0 was released in 1990 and it was considered the mother of all operating systems.
      By who? Orphans?

      The whole thing is obviously a C- junior high research paper!

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    6. Re:See that guy gates? by sahonen · · Score: 1

      That story was in his book, "The Open Road" (I think), which was basically Bill Gates trying to predict the future of technology, with a bit of autobiographical stuff tossed in.

      Anyway, that story is true as long as Bill G was telling the truth in his book. =D

      In the book, though, his class scheduler put him in classes with the girls he liked, not just any girls.

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    7. Re:See that guy gates? by Tet · · Score: 1
      The computer was useless because it had no monitor or keyboard.

      Yup! Useless!

      :-) Indeed. I must be entirely mistaken that I run the production machines that handle banking transactions for 2 million customers, and a web site handling 5 millions hits per day all on machines without a monitor or keyboard. Those machines are, in fact, entirely useless. How stupid of me...

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  7. Unity? by frankthechicken · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Anyone have any information about how his new Gamecube game Unity is progressing?

    Haven't seen much new on either his site (aside from the initial announcement) or Lionheads about it for a while?

    Sounds like an interesting (and typically Minteresque) project, seems like it is meant to be a cross between his music lightshow idea and a shoot-em-up.

    1. Re:Unity? by timbloid · · Score: 4, Informative

      He keeps a blog on the YakYak forum with screenshots of WIP :)

    2. Re:Unity? by frankthechicken · · Score: 1

      Excellent, I was beginning to fear the project might have died a sad death.

      From some of the screenshots it looks like it might be similar to his Nuon Tempest 3K. Though it's kind of hard to judge.

    3. Re:Unity? by e.a.kendrick · · Score: 1

      Just because Jeff Minter's games all look distinctly different from other games, doesn't mean they are all the same. If you check other screenshots: 1, 2, 3 you can see that the game is very different. Tempest is looking down a static 'web' while many of the screenshots seem to show travelling down some sort of tunnel network. What the game actually *is* though is still unknown.

      Looking forward to seeing something a bit different.

  8. Hugging time!!!! by spectrokid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's sit around the fire and tell the hilarious joke about that time the cat ran off with our cassette containing that 63K Pong - clone....

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    1. Re:Hugging time!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      63K?

      Man ... do you work for Microsoft or something?

  9. Atari ST? Same Minter, right? by pegr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I remember that Jeff Minter was THE Man when it came to making the Atari ST do the impossible. I haven't thought of my old ST for many years...

  10. Re: Godlike for who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If a bunch of geeks can't put things into proper perspective, then it's all meaningless. The guy COPIED a game and released it as shareware. Big F'ing whoop!

    Yeah, Tempest 2000 kicked ass. What has done for me lately?

  11. Guinness by Stalker_reklatS · · Score: 1

    I started drink Guinness thanks to Jeff's advice... Hopefully I was too young for LSD...

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    1. Re:Guinness by hambonewilkins · · Score: 1
      Hopefully? Or thankfully?

      It is an important distinction!

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    2. Re:Guinness by Stalker_reklatS · · Score: 1

      thankfully!!! Sorry, I'm an english-as-second-language man :-)

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  12. My favorite quote by scumbucket · · Score: 5, Funny

    from the article:

    "On the first lesson, we were told that we would be learning a language called CESIL. This wasn't any kind of a real language that anyone used to really do things with, from what I recall, but some synthetic language purely for the purposes of education (or perhaps places on real comp.sci courses were already getting oversubscribed, and CESIL was deployed to send lesser students running gibbering and screaming into the hills, vowing never to go near a drop of code ever again)."

    lol. When I was at university I thought the same thing about PASCAL.

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    1. Re:My favorite quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Except pascal was actually pretty cool. I learned it first, and I used it to make games. Sure, they were stupid dungeon-crawling adventure type things where you moved around trying to get deeper and avoid randomly placed traps. But it was a game and it was pretty damn cool :D

  13. Re: Godlike for who? by Cwaig · · Score: 1

    T3K (Nuon).
    Working on Unity for Lionhead these days...

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  14. Re:Atari ST? Same Minter, right? by Stween · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, yes, he was. He had a long collaboration with Atari, and it's strange that in the last few weeks I got a (boxed, new) copy of Temptest 2000 for my Jaguar.

    I still have my STe too, so I could crank out Revenge of the Mutant Camels when I get home :)

  15. Attack of the Mutant Camels! by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 5, Funny

    What a fucking brilliant game - man those missiles got difficult to dodge as the levels counted up! I must have worn out 3 QuickShot 2s on that bad mofo.

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    1. Re:Attack of the Mutant Camels! by SimianOverlord · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Wasted far too little of my life on my old C64 playing that game. Those homing fireballs every third or so fireball. Flicking from one side of the screen to the other. The absurd colour changes. The drum beat in the background. Sheer class. Pity it took half an hour to load.

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    2. Re:Attack of the Mutant Camels! by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      loads straight away on my Tungsten T2, but without the QuickShot it's just not the same

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    3. Re:Attack of the Mutant Camels! by squaretorus · · Score: 1

      Quickshot 2

      What has my life become that I havent heard, read, written or said "Quickshot 2" for ... longer than I thought I would live!

      Debating the finer points of microswitches! fun!

  16. Atari ST emulation is the way to go.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Remember that Minter is perhaps most famous for Llamatron; you can fire it up to this day in any Atari ST emulator pretty much, such as STeem or SainT, or WinSTon, etc etc. STonX runs very well under Unix/Linux for instance..

    If you're into handhelds, then try out CaSTaway..

    Palm OS:
    http://www.codejedi.com/shadowplan/castaway.h tml

    GP32:
    http://www.codejedi.com/shadowplan/gp32.h tml

    Finkle

    1. Re:Atari ST emulation is the way to go.. by Gilesx · · Score: 1

      ... The Amiga version was better

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    2. Re:Atari ST emulation is the way to go.. by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      Wasn't it ALWAYS? :-]

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    3. Re:Atari ST emulation is the way to go.. by radish · · Score: 1

      Oh god...here we go again! I have flashbacks to the ST vs Amiga fights (yes, actual physical fights) from when I was at school. As bad as RMS may be at least he doesn't go around hitting people :)

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    4. Re:Atari ST emulation is the way to go.. by goatan · · Score: 0

      You get your Atari lads together and i will get my Amiga boys together and well meet in the lane at the back of school. Ah thoes where days i do seem to remember that by the end of my school years most Atari users had defected to the Amiga or gone on to PC.

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    5. Re:Atari ST emulation is the way to go.. by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      one thirty on the field

      and bring a tool, muthafucka

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    6. Re:Atari ST emulation is the way to go.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nope, the amiga had only 7 mhz, the st had incredible 8 mhz!!!
      so, every 3d amiga game was slower than the same atari st conversion: examples starglider 2 or stnt car racer. lets be honest, the amiga was crap.

    7. Re:Atari ST emulation is the way to go.. by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      stick to your MIDI stuff - the Amiga kicked the ST's arse all over town with it's custom chips

      and you know it

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    8. Re:Atari ST emulation is the way to go.. by slapout · · Score: 1

      Castaway is also available for the Sharp Zaurus. Although I've never tried Llamatron on it.

      http://www.killefiz.de/zaurus/showdetail.php?app =1 308

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  17. i-am-hung.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Unless it's some sort of "it's so lame, it's hip" like William Hung. [i-am-asian.com]

    Surely you mean: "[i-am-hung.com]".

  18. Re: Godlike for who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    ' If a bunch of geeks can't put things into proper perspective, then it's all meaningless. The guy COPIED a game and released it as shareware. Big F'ing whoop!'

    That's nice talk for a user on a site full of short-sighted Linux Zealots who mostly run a windows clone desktop over a UNIX clone textmode OS.

    Pot = Kettle = RGB(000000);

  19. Interesting article by gilesjuk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A good insight into how things were at the start of the home computer revolution.

    People take things like RAM, disk space and CPU cycles for granted these days. A readme file for a piece of software these days is likely to be bigger than a game on some of the first 8-bit home computers.

    One thing that is sad is how 3D games programming is out of the reach of the hobbyist these days. Purely down to the complexity of modern games, they take too long to create if one person tries to do all the work. Then there's the SDK and development hardware required if you want to develop for a console.

    1. Re:Interesting article by MooseByte · · Score: 2, Insightful


      OpenGL can actually make 3D programming relatively simple, actually. Same for other APIs, or even wholesale game engines that are available.

      Granted one person sure won't be creating a Tribes2-class title, but some great stuff can be done.

      Almost seems like many gamers are geared more toward eye-candy and FPS rather than pure gameplay. Not the crew here probably, but the mass market at large. And the Big Companies push exactly that since they can spit it out and make a profit.

      Some of my favorite games are still the older ones ('80s vintage), simplicity and all. *sigh*

    2. Re:Interesting article by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      3D games programming is out of the reach of the hobbyist

      Not just programming. Scuttlebutt is that Doom3 is going to have such a high level of physics built in that even simple level design might require a time commitment in excess of that available to any but the most dedicated coders.

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    3. Re:Interesting article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just recently discovered the Torque engine. $100 gets you the complete engine source behind games like Tribes 2. Pretty amazing stuff, its piqued my interest for sure.

      You dont have to write mega epics, and you dont have to expect millions in return. Write what you love and just enjoy the creative process. There's so many more free engines out there too. I just wish people would get back into designing fun, easily accessible games rather than taking the benchmark against these million dollar budget titles that take years to make.

    4. Re:Interesting article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's the artwork, not the programming that gets you. It is really hard to crank out all the models and textures and other misc artwork needed for a modern title. It really takes a couple people doing it as their full-time job to do the job properly.

    5. Re:Interesting article by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

      Well that's the thing, the more realistic you want your game to look the more real world dynamics you have to include. It's not simple math either, it's all real numbers in three dimensions.

      Then you have polygon characters to make (itself a skill), textures, scenery and collision maps, etc... never mind actually thinking of a decent idea for a game.

      It's not impossible, but a commercial quality game in the 80s would be knocked up by one or two people (and perhaps someone else would do the music, see C64) in a few months. You now have the situation where it can be a year or more and a group of people numbering 10-15.

    6. Re:Interesting article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      One thing that is sad is how 3D games programming is out of the reach of the hobbyist these days

      Not at all -- see www.blitzbasic.com

  20. AssemblyTV by dotwaffle · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I work for AssemblyTV and I seem to remember we interviewed him. [checks] We did.

    http://scene.org/file.php?file=%2Fparties%2F2003 %2 Fassembly03%2Fassemblytv%2F2003-08-08_1210-jeff_mi nters.mpg&fileinfo

    1. Re:AssemblyTV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fixed your link for you

      you sould really learn to make links.
      (<a href="url"> linkname </a>)

    2. Re:AssemblyTV by dotwaffle · · Score: 1

      thx. most appreciated.

  21. Commodore PET 2001 - Thanks Mom & DAD by Graemee · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Funny, I just finished repairing mine last night, hadn't fired her up for 5-6 years and a couple of moves. Just had to re-seat the memory. Got to love that case design and the rod to hold the hood up. Built like a tank.

    Best $700.00 I got my parents to spend. I remember them asking, "Do you think this will help you with school". Let's see I passed, went to college, passed, got a job in the IT field, got a better job in the IT field, etc.

    Yeah, it helped.

    So thanks Mom & Dad.

    And some day it'll be worth more than the $700.00 too.

  22. Some games from Jeff Minter.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Incomplete but still...

    Jeff Minter/Llamasoft released the following titles on the c64 (and some on the amiga)

    Hoover boover (spelling?)
    Lawn mowing till you go nuts...

    Attack of the Mutant Camels
    This somehwo reminds me of that Star Wars AT-AT walker game.

    Revenge of the Mutant Camels
    Brilliant and insane..

    Revenge of the Mutant Camels 2
    Cracked before release, Jeff ahd to showoff at some tradeshow, and the 1001 crew had access to the C64 he used.

    Sheep in space
    ?????? (never played this)

    Matrix
    Hmm, didn't really play this.. just remember it was an insanely fast pased game..

    He made some more I think..

    Oh, and of course theres Llamatron, but thats a 'modern' game relatively spoken ;)

  23. Minter is THE man by wobedraggled · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Jeff minter has made some of the best games ever.

    Tempest 2000 (made the Jaguar useful)
    Tempest 3000 (got a nuon dvd player just for it)

    Not to mention, llamatron, Defender2k, attack of the mutant camels..the list goes on and on.

    I cannot wait for Unity.

    --
    Ubuntu- Linux for human beings.
  24. Re:Atari ST? Same Minter, right? by doofusclam · · Score: 1

    I love Jeff Minter and his work, but to say he stretched the ST is wrong. He had some crazy copper-type effects, but above that not much. The gameplay on the other hand ALWAYS rocked. I doff my cap to him.

  25. Jeff Minter at Alternative Party by Quietti · · Score: 2, Informative

    Jeff visited us last year at Alternative Party in Helsinki. He shared his stories on game development, animal fetishes and other Minter oddities. Then he accompanied a large group of visitors for a pint of Guinness at the nearest Irish pub, then partied like a Finn in the sauna after eating reindeer meat (thanks Nosfe!). Too bad he couldn't make it this year...

    --
    Software is not supposed to be about how to work around a useability issue. - Ken Barber
  26. Llamatron Sequel Planned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    After Unity is released for GameCube, Jeff plans on making a sequel to Llamatron (although this could change, that's very unlikely since Yak himself announced it):

    http://www.yakyak.org/viewtopic.php?t=14802&highli ght=llamatron

  27. memories... by Frederic54 · · Score: 1

    I am born in 1970, and discovered my first computer in 1978 when I was visiting a university, there was a LEM game, where you enter the amount of fuel to give thrust to a moon lander, and it gives you your speed and altitude, and you have to land safely...
    Then in 1982 my father bought a ZX81 in kit, assembled it, and I started learning BASIC on it, writing games (with 1K of RAM...), as it was slow, I started to learned Z80 assembly language, then we bought the 16K extension, it was wonderful!
    I continued a few years later with an Amstrad CPC 6128, still a Z80, but with 128Kb of RAM, colour graphics, sound, integrated EXPENSIVE 3" floppy, still doing games in assembly, and applications in Turbo Pascal and DBaseII under CPM+
    Next was a 8086PC, dumb... then a 386 with VGA and I re-started to write games and applications, in C and assembly.
    When I discovered unix, I wanted to know all of it, then I let games and did all my study in unix environment, to become a BOFH...

    --
    "Science will win because it works." - Stephen Hawking
    1. Re:memories... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Z80 was the way of the devil.

      May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your arpits forever!

      6502 guru.

    2. Re:memories... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes, the 6502. The only chip I ever came across with 8 bit index registers. The good news was it ran fast enough to run the VMs that you pretty much had to use if you wanted code that was remotely elegant...

    3. Re:memories... by hplasm · · Score: 1

      6502?! Pah. Washing machine brain.

      --
      ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
  28. Small Developers - Drowned Out? by MooseByte · · Score: 3, Insightful


    Reading stuff like this always makes me ponder the fate of the small developer over the years. I know they're out there (Ambrosia on the MacOS side, etc.) and that they still create some fun stuff. But in the current sea of endlessly rehashed titles by Big Corporate Game Houses(tm) it sure does seem like they get lost in the noise. Can't afford to buy shelf space? Sorry. Can't afford to buy a review in a fanboy game rag? Sorry.

    Seems like the same dilemma as the book publishing industry. Anyone can write, most creations are crap but some real gems do get produced. The problem comes in gettings the freakin' thing on a shelf. Big publishers (dead tree and computer games) generally seem to filter out anything innovative by focusing on tried-and-true regurgitated themes.

    The alternative is to go with a Web presence and skip the Big Publisher filter altogether, but even today that seems to be a compromise at best.

    So... a very long-winded way of asking what small developers are doing these days? Self-publishing? Reluctantly tailoring titles to please the Big Publishers?

    How I yearn for the days of People Pong and Aztec....

    1. Re:Small Developers - Drowned Out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't worry .... John Carmack and id were pretty small when they started ...

    2. Re:Small Developers - Drowned Out? by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 1

      Reading stuff like this always makes me ponder the fate of the small developer over the years. I know they're out there (Ambrosia on the MacOS side, etc.) and that they still create some fun stuff. But in the current sea of endlessly rehashed titles by Big Corporate Game Houses(tm) it sure does seem like they get lost in the noise

      I'm not saying their games aren't fun, but let's be honest. Ambrosia has been copying old arcade games since they started (Asteroids, Centipede, Galaxian, Serpentine, Pengo). And some of Minter's best known games are new versions of Robotron and Tempest.

      Bottom line: You can't single out the big corporate game houses for "endlessly rehashed titles" okay?

    3. Re:Small Developers - Drowned Out? by MooseByte · · Score: 1
      "Bottom line: You can't single out the big corporate game houses for "endlessly rehashed titles" okay? "

      Agreed, the little guys rehash too. But take Escape Velocity for example. A rehash? Yeah Sundog came out, what 15 years before it? But it had a depth and downright fun nature that made it a great rework. And as Big Publisher rehashes go, I still consider UT to be a peak of the FPS genre. (Purely my opinion, of course.)

      I'm not saying there's groundbreaking software being written at every small development house, but maybe it's that even the rehashes of the Small Guys seem to have more soul more often.

    4. Re:Small Developers - Drowned Out? by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 1

      But take Escape Velocity for example. A rehash? Yeah Sundog came out, what 15 years before it?

      Escape Velocity was *heavily* inspired by Star Control and Star Control II. EV is still a great game.

    5. Re:Small Developers - Drowned Out? by MooseByte · · Score: 1
      "Escape Velocity was *heavily* inspired by Star Control and Star Control II. EV is still a great game."

      Definitely! Historical note (my memory fails me) - was there something prior to Sundog in the whole "trading/battling on the high seas of outerspace" genre? I'm only familar with Apple ][ games of the era. C64/TRS80/Atari400.800?

      Trivia of course, but it's kind of like wanting to find the source of the Nile. :-)

    6. Re:Small Developers - Drowned Out? by janeil · · Score: 1

      I say Sundog (on the ST) was one of the most amazing games of all time, given it fit on a 720k disk. It even had RPG! Loved those little stick figures closing in on you in the streets! I got good enough to go looking for them, I swear it's true. Always been curious, did anyone find a better way of making money than just running guns?

    7. Re:Small Developers - Drowned Out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, I guess I qualify to answer.

      I'm gonna make a game for the 8-bit NES. I'm programming, writing the music, and in contact with someone who's designing the cartridge.

      I'll build the carts and sell them from my house. I wouldn't want a big publisher to get involved, even if there was one. :)

    8. Re:Small Developers - Drowned Out? by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 1

      I say Sundog (on the ST) was one of the most amazing games of all time, given it fit on a 720k disk. It even had RPG

      Remember that it was an Apple II game first. And don't forget Starflight for the IBM PC.

  29. trip-a-tron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    That was a fantastic bit of software.
    A light synth. You set up reflections and transformations, picked a llama or CND shaped cursor and waggled it on screen. Like a kaleidoscope, on drugs. You could record the output and play it back at parties to impress you friends, or put on Pink Floyd and chill out, or simply sit there and have epileptic fits.
    Every geek likes flashing lights. If you dont, you may as well just go and work for micro$oft right now.

    The grass wasnt just greener in those days, it was stronger as well. :-)

  30. Only a bit OT - modern remakes of Tempest * by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone know of any good modern remakes of some Tempest version (preferably 2000) for OSX or X11?

    I've tried both DOS and Atari Jaguar versions with emulators, but they are a bit slow.

  31. The sad thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sad thing is, he still got beat up just as often...

  32. Re: The Comment Nazi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh I see, because Im posting on this site, my opinion should conform to the masses?

  33. Coincidence... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
    I was reading up about the Berkshire town of Reading (where I work) on Wikipedia and Jeff came up as a resident.

    So, I decided to check out his site, and tried Gridrunner+++.

    Is there something in the history that says "temporary insanity due to sensory overload"?

  34. HERE IS THE REAL FAST MIRROR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    1. Re:HERE IS THE REAL FAST MIRROR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell is this interesting this is just damn cruel.

  35. Programming now and then by payndz · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The article's a good read, especially if you're familiar with Minter from the old days. (I saw him once at a computer show in about 1985, wandering around in a big woolly coat and looking a bit lost...)

    It kind of shows up one of the problems with computers today. Back then, you had a programming language built right into the machine and could play about with it to your heart's content, and if you felt that BASIC was a bit, well, basic, it wasn't going to break the bank to pick up a book on Z80 or 6502/10 machine code and an assembler to experiment with. I certainly did - not to any great level, but enough to create little games and get things moving around on screen.

    What do kids have like that now, though? I'd hate to think that computer studies classes for 14-year-olds drop them right in with C!

    --
    You must think in Russian.
    1. Re:Programming now and then by randomblast · · Score: 1

      >What do kids have like that now, though? I'd hate to think that computer studies classes for 14-year-olds drop them right in with C!

      I am 14, I am learning C
      Just today i wrote 2 programs to do my maths for me, it took me 10 minutes, whereas doing the sums would of taken me a good hour.
      Just what is wrong with a mid-level language?
      If i learn a low-level language like Assembler i could only write programs for one architecture, and i would have trouble trying to join a real project, if i learn a mid-level language like C i can write for any architecture, and i'm using a common language.

      --
      ...these aren't my real teeth.
  36. Tall Stories by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

    Not as tall as Phil Harrison (Sony) or Dave Perry (Interplay) though :-)

  37. Minter is god! by mrseigen · · Score: 1

    I can hardly wait to play Unity...

  38. Mutant Storm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pom Pom's Mutant Storm is a greate Robotron remake. There's even a Linux version available. Be sure to give it a try -- incredibly addictive.

  39. Space Invaders - Death Row? by Yojimbo-San · · Score: 1

    All right, I remember Not The Nine O'Clock News spoofs of Space Invaders competitions, and we even had an original table model in the office a couple of years back, but what's the Death Row Execution Method?

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    Quick wafting zephyrs vex bold Jim
    1. Re:Space Invaders - Death Row? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could be wrong but I think it's allowing the invaders to drop to one level above "game over" and then scoot along the bottom row, picking them off as they don't drop bombs at that level?

    2. Re:Space Invaders - Death Row? by hplasm · · Score: 1

      Something like that- it's all explained in a link off at the bottom of Jeff's 1st article.

      --
      ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
  40. Re: Godlike for who? by Black+Hitler · · Score: 1

    Also Defender 2000 for the Jaguar and remakes of Gridrunner, Hover Bovver and Deflex for PocketPCs (and Windows). I admit he hasn't done anything terribly original since, well, ever, but then a) shooting games haven't been original since 1985 or so and b) Unity seems to be shaping up to be something pretty special.

  41. Technical article about "Matrix" scrolling grid by alien_blueprint · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I played many of these games to death on the C64. Some where a humorous slant on established themes (Matrix/Centipede, Attack of the Mutant Camels/Atari Empire Strikes Back), but others were truly original, like Iridis Alpha - a horizontally scrolling shooter where your craft was in the same level in two different dimensions at once via a split screen effect. That was really interesting twist on the old scrolling shooter - the Viewtiful Joe of it's day, but for shooters and not platform games.

    Anyway, I want to point out that Jeff's a pretty good *writer*, as well. Back in the day (1983), the game "Matrix", with it's smooth scrolling grid background, was very impressive. Jeff wrote an article in some magazine describing exactly how he did this. Right down to the machine code level. No listings, just an engaging and detailed description that left you understanding *exactly* how to do it (*). So much so, that I turned around and added it to the game/toy/demo thing I was mucking about with at the time. I was 13. I'm not saying that makes me a child prodigy (I'm sure others will quickly list their early coding experiences that beat that), I'm actually saying that makes Jeff's writing very, very, good.

    I'd like to see him write perhaps a whole book on something technical. Anything :) Perhaps a "Programming Pearls" style book for programmers seeking to get the most bang for the buck. His games seemed to break the boundaries of what we thought the C64 could do almost effortlessly.

    (*) I know, you want to know how it was done, without using the C64's hardware smooth scrolling. The simple answer is he took an unused character, and altered the bitmap for it. So take a "T", then create 8 frames where the horizontal bar drops so that your bitmap is an upside down "T". Because of the way the C64 video chip worked, altering the bitmap of a character made *every* instance of this character on the screen change *instantly*, in hardware. So fill the screen with your "T", hook up a little bit of machine code to an interrupt to drive the animation, and you've got a full screen smooth scrolling grid with "practically zero effort" as Jeff put it. Reverse the animation and you go backwards. Now *that's* lateral thinking.

  42. Not the real mirror... by FerakIII · · Score: 1

    but damn ammusing anyway and worth a click.

  43. Re: The Comment Nazi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, but you have completely failed to differentiate yourself.

    I often spend my time in rock clubs, as such I see a lot of goths.

    They all claim to be different, all claim to be standing away from the crowd and defying convention but the thing is... they all look *exactly the same*

    This is pretty much how I see you.

    'Let's be different just like everyone else is'

  44. Wot no article? by Mirk · · Score: 1

    I really wanted to read this, but it seems to have gone away. I've tried to get the google cached version, but can't find the right way to stick my fingers down google's throat. Anyone got it?

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    What short sigs we have -
    One hundred and twenty chars!
    Too short for haiku.
    1. Re:Wot no article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hi

      Really sorry, we use a massively crappy host. http://www.gisol.com And despite a paid for 65gb of bandwith, well their servers fall over all the time. This time they claimed a DOS attack. :-0

      Hopefully things are back-up and restored now:

      http://www.wayoftherodent.com/bob_yak2.htm

      We are in the process of changing to our own dedicated servers soon. So hopefully this will be the last time! Cheers, Richard, Publisher WotR

    2. Re:Wot no article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The website fell over, the article and the rest of the WotR site is back up now. Way of the Rodent

  45. Asimov and Clarke at 7 years of age? by Plammox · · Score: 1

    He read Asimov and Clarke being 7 years old. Did I understand this correctly (x+9=16, x=7yrs)? Wow....