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Borg Cube Case

Steelduck writes "A person nick-named Xor'Arch at the CaseJunkies forums has made an uber-cool case mod. A Borg cube based on a Via EPIA-M platform. The project took them 9 months, in which they spent 250 hours of their spare time. In total, they used about 60 meters of steel wire, and 1,5 m2 cardboard.The Borg Cube is presented at Casejunkies website. http://www.casejunkies.com/index.php?upn=010001&hl _id=1873"

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  1. Residence is futile by va3atc · · Score: 5, Funny

    your net connection will be assimilated at 933Mhz!

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    1. Re:Residence is futile by Keebler71 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It is a good thing Picard didn't know how vulnerable the Borg are to a good slashdotting or they wouldn't have been able to sustain so many good Borg episodes...

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      "It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance." - Thomas Sowell
  2. Someone has to say it... by bc90021 · · Score: 4, Funny

    All your case are belong to us... ;)

    1. Re:Someone has to say it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      All your cliches are belong to us... ;)

  3. Whoah! by SillySnake · · Score: 5, Funny

    60 meters of wire!? That's insane! It's gotta weigh a ton.. At least enough to assimilate someone if you hit them over the head with it.

  4. Re:Photos are Archived Here by Squinky86 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow, it's like you were expecting it to be slashdotted in 5 minutes. Anyways, this is a great case. Those case modders need to find girlfriends...

  5. Re:Photos are Archived Here by BiggestPOS · · Score: 5, Funny

    Stories like this are the reason I'm a subscriber...... :)

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  6. Re:Just irresponsible... by gregarican · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are we just another form of a "flash mob?" I guess "slash mob" sounds close enough...

  7. Impressive by ktulu1115 · · Score: 4, Funny

    That is definately a high-ranking geek item. Can't say I've ever heard of it before, looks like they've done a good job of it.

    Now only if I could hook up a Transwarp conduit for an Internet connection.... ::starts design plans::

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    1. Re:Impressive by Walterk · · Score: 4, Funny

      With things like that, it's usually easy coming up with a design. It just gets difficult when you actually have to implement the Heisenberg compensator, infinite improbability generator and physically impossibility annihalator.

  8. I knew the borg would get slashdot eventually. by nicklaszlo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Soon, they will assimilate every computer that loads the slashdot index or RDF and infect them with nanosoft windows so they can cooperate to rule the universe.

  9. Re:Photos are Archived Here by DjMd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdoted, or as the Borg like to say...
    " Op het moment wordt er aan onze database onderhoud gepleegd! Onze excuses voor het ongemak."

    Wow, borg speak really does sound swedish!!

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  10. The site is irrelivent by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Funny
    I got a "The data on this document is irrelivent, you will be assimilated", instead of the traditional "This document contains no data."

    Should I be worried?

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    --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  11. I wish I knew by enrico_suave · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wish I knew it was mini-itx day at slashdot today... I would have warn my "Epia VIA motherboard users do it in smaller places" button.

    e.

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    1. Re:I wish I knew by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is that a mobo in your pocket, or a are you just glad to see me?

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  12. A lot of spare time by killmeplease · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wish I had 250 hours to spend making the coolest Star Trek nerd case in the world. I would go on a trip somewhere nice or read a friggen book.

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    1. Re: A lot of spare time by metrazol · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, this story definitely presents a conundrum.

      We can't tell the guy to get a hobby, and we already know he doesn't have a life...

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    2. Re: A lot of spare time by blackmonday · · Score: 4, Funny

      OK lets write a script that bans this guy and redirects him to travelandleisure.com when he hits slashdot. That'll teach him to mock us!

  13. You know... by Stingr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Captain Picard defeated the Borg the hard way. I mean all he had to do was pull the plug!

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    Reflect, repent, and reboot.
    Order shall return.
  14. You will be assimilated! by BigZaphod · · Score: 5, Funny

    So what's the maximum warp on this sucker? Does it fly around the room and assimilate other systems that are nearby? I'd be a little skittish about leaving it plugged into the network...

  15. You will by va3atc · · Score: 5, Funny

    prepare your p0rn collection for assimilation.

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  16. Re:Photos are Archived Here by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Articles of irrellivent. You will be subscribed...

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    "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
    --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  17. Holy smokes, that rocks by dacarr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now imagine a beowulf cluster of those.

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    1. Re:Holy smokes, that rocks by chef_raekwon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Now imagine a beowulf cluster of those.

      yes i really could -- there would be enough heat generated to cause Noah to build another ark.

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      We're like rats, in some experiment! -- George Costanza
  18. Only obvious.... by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's pretty obvious that this borg mod case system should run only Windows as the OS.

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  19. Re:ports? by Biege · · Score: 3, Funny

    You don't need those ancient input devices when you have been assimilated!

  20. We are the Borg! by UncleBiggims · · Score: 5, Funny

    We Are The Borg. Lower your firewall and surrender your data. We will add your bios and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us... under the GPL of course.

    Resistance is futile.

    Are you Corn Fed?

  21. Re:ports? by skink1100 · · Score: 5, Funny

    > uhm.. where's the keyboard/video/etc ports located on? it doesn't show in any of the pics.

    It uses a new wireless technology: Borgtooth.

    S

  22. Re:Photos are Archived Here by Hard_Code · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hurdeefleurdee! Borg! Borg! Borg!

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  23. Options by snapman · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can you get this with the optional Temporal Vortex technology? You know, for restoring your system when you do an accidental rm -rf *?

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  24. Re:Pretty neat. by Mantorp · · Score: 4, Funny

    You sound just like Paul from American Chopper every time that kid who paints for them comes in with a tank he just completed.

  25. Re:Just irresponsible... by TeaEarlGreyHot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot to Borg Cube Case Server:

    We have anaylzed your bandwidth and computing capabilities as being unable to withstand our attack. We will add your website to our growing list of sites that have been slashdotted. Resistence is futile.

  26. Trapper Keeper mod? by T-Kir · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'd be worried if someone made a Dawsons Creek Trapper Keeper mod :-)

    Here's a link for you non South Park people.

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  27. Sweat side? by slashd'oh · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Sweat side"? That doesn't sound too pleasant!

  28. How Picard could have taken out the Borg by fgb · · Score: 4, Funny

    All he had to do is post a story on slashdot about it. Apparently, even a Borg cube cannot survive a good slashdotting!

  29. Wonder how long... by NickABusey · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder how long it takes to find the "On" button?

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  30. Re:Photos are Archived Here by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Funny

    DOH! Sweet side, SWEET side!

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  31. Server is down? by psoriac · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ok, who reversed the phase polarity of the tachyon field on the main deflector dish and disabled the cube?

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  32. Slash (and burn) dot! by mariox19 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great! We've only just gotten through bringing the iPod story's server to its knees, and now we've trashed this site as well.

    I just knew when I read the word, "Borg," that this would be the case. We geeks are too predictable.

    All we need now is a "Natalie Portman enrolls in the CS department at Harvard" story, and the whole east coast will go black once again!

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  33. Note to self... by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't put anything cool on the internet unless the old pipes are wide enough to handle a few thousand curious onlookers (/. effect)

    Note to others: Upgrade the pipes and hardware. If you are paying $5.99 a year to your provider or hosting your cool stuff on your cable modem.

    Anybody have any idea what the basic "sweet spot" is to hardware/softwatre/bandwidth needs in order to laugh back at the /. effect -- and say keep bringin it boys.

    Also -- I know this is off-subject, however since I can't seem to get to the actual content, I figured it was no big deal to venture off the path.

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  34. my question... by Enrico+Pulatzo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Which will be a higher cost: the case itself, or the bandwidth necessary to withstand the slashdotting?

  35. Re:Pretty neat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    > I don't think I'd want one in my house

    Leave. You do not belong here. ;)

  36. Re:in 250 hours you could have... by Xeth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps, but would any of those things get you on /.?

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  37. Again, it cannot be helped... by Eberlin · · Score: 5, Funny

    With sincere apologies --

    1) Web Server of Borg, prepare to be assimilated

    2) Borg Cube? After a slashdotting, it's a Bork Cube

    3) Hmmm, might as well be a gamecube now.

    4) If a Borg Cube server runs WebSphere, what is the volume of the resulting geometry?

    5) Ice Cube and Dre are suing for copyright infringements.

    6) If it runs linux, will the admin be known as Cube Root?

  38. Borg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    """We are borg, you will be assimilated, resistance i....."""

    at Wolf 359 they lost many ships, when in reality all the had to do is utilize the slashdot factor

  39. I wonder if he has sound files... by antdude · · Score: 3, Funny

    with Borg's lines. "We are Borgs. We will assimilate you. Resistance is futile." as Windows' startup wave file. :)

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  40. Nothing but Love... by chollowayss · · Score: 5, Funny

    That might be impressive, but this is much more useful.

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  41. Re:Just irresponsible... by StevenMaurer · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's dead Jim!

  42. Re:ports? by Ambush · · Score: 3, Funny
    It uses a new wireless technology

    they used about 60 meters of steel wire

    The last thing I'd call that case is 'wireless'!

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  43. Re:Just irresponsible... by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 3, Funny
    The Borg go around assimilating races. No one ever said they could serve a web page worth Doodly.

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  44. Appropriately Enough.. by FsG · · Score: 3, Funny

    It runs Windows, of course.

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  45. Size comparisons: by GQuon · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can see the size of a Borg cube here. About half way down the page.

    WARNINGS:
    Slight spoilers for various sci-fi and skiffy series.
    Bandwidth intensive graphics.
    High geek level.

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  46. YES..... American Chopper by deathcow · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've seen that... the scene you mention is right before the Lumberjack Sized Dad comes in and pops another vein in his forehead over the lastest father/son conflict, right??? I hear he wraps a muffler around his sons head in the season finale.

  47. Re:Why a cube? by me.at.work · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's not as impressive to land a sphere on a planet and roll off as to land a cube with a nice thud, see:


    Borg hive:
    We are the borg, prepare to be assimi - whu?
    Hey, somebody stop the sphere from rolling away!
    As I was saying: prepare to be assimi - hey?
    46 of 100! Stop the sphere from rolling.

    46 of 100:
    [unintelligible]

    Borg hive:
    No, we dont care. Get someone else to stand on the other side of the sphere!



    And so on.

    Not as impressive.