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SCO Uses 3rd Parties To Spread Claims In Germany

kryonD writes "According to this Computer Weekly article, SCO is no longer allowed to spread their FUD in Germany. This wasn't even a court or government order, but an out of court settlement with a small company. They even get 'fined' EU10,000 by the company for every breach of the settlement. Although, it appears from the article that SCO is side-stepping the agreement by commissioning 3rd party firms to spread their FUD for them. The settlement happened last month, but this is the first I have heard of it. I wonder what made them back down so quickly." We mentioned the settlement earlier this month (including prohibitions on making certain claims); the news is the attempt to circumvent it.

236 comments

  1. Require licenses by panxerox · · Score: 4, Funny

    FTA: "Gregory Blepp, vice-president of licensing at SCO in the US, said he was working to create legal conditions which require Linux users in Germany to purchase SCO's intellectual property licenses" Blepp dude come to our universe its not that bad. (i a n a l)

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    1. Re:Require licenses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yipee... skippy... another SCO Story... We are soooooooooo blessed to read about them... Truely

    2. Re:Require licenses by Liselle · · Score: 1

      Don't forget (as noted when this story broke last time), SCO can still sue their own customers if they want! :P

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    3. Re:Require licenses by ron_ivi · · Score: 4, Funny
      And if you're afraid of that, you can always Open Source Insurance.

      "SCO Group's (Nasdaq: SCOX) lawsuit against the Linux industry has produced what could either be a profitable new market niche or a spectacular new scam: open source insurance....a New York-based start-up called Open Source Risk Management has decided to sell insurance to companies using open source software that fear they may be sued."

      Funny, the media didn't recognise is as a scam when HP did it.

  2. Finally!! by eLoco · · Score: 5, Funny

    A SCO story! It's about time!

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  3. they should... by abscondment · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Fine SCO every time someone writes another article about them. They're being so damn frivolous that it pains me to hear anything else about them short of their ultimate demise.

    1. Re:they should... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fine SCO every time someone writes another article about them.

      Like slashdot? I think slashdot owes ... (pinky to mouth) ONE BILLION DOLLARS!!!!

    2. Re:they should... by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't think we can afford to ignore such an evil force... but maybe they should be downgraded to a weekly SCO summary. That way we can keep tabs on them while denying their ability to influence every day's news cycle.

    3. Re:they should... by Maestro4k · · Score: 4, Interesting
      • Fine SCO every time someone writes another article about them. They're being so damn frivolous that it pains me to hear anything else about them short of their ultimate demise.
      They can't the way SCO's doing it, in the article it tells the terms, and they only apply to SCO's German subsidary and employees of that subsidary. IANAL, and not familiar with Germany's legal system, but it looks like SCO managed to sneak this by the company without them realizing the potential it allows for SCO to continue to cause trouble -- just as long as the German subsidary and its employees stay out of it.

      The company sounds pretty determined to make SCO stop (I am supposing SCO's claims are hurting their business), and had won a preliminary restraining order last year, and SCO entered into this out-of-court settlement this year instead of continuing to fight against them in court. I doubt the company's going to just take this current stuff lightly, and even though SCO hasn't violated the letter of the settlement, that won't stop the company from suing SCO's US, or whichever branch they use for the FUD of the day. I also doubt the courts will look on SCO Germany entering into an agreement to stop these exact same actions lightly. SCO will have an uphill battle to win that case.

      Of course it doesn't seem that SCO really cares if they have a chance in hell of winning a lawsuit, as long as they can spread their FUD about. (Feel free to apply whichever conspiracy theory is current as to why.)

    4. Re:they should... by LittleBigLui · · Score: 2, Funny
      weekly SCO summary


      damn lack of caffeine, i misread that as scummary. not that that would be false or anything.
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    5. Re:they should... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they should be downgraded to a weekly SCO summary.

      We could call it a scummary, badoemching....

      What? like you naver made a pun!

    6. Re:they should... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      I'd take it to be insult of the court if they went around looking for loopholes as such.

      besides, if they already have one court decision then getting another can't be that hard(and if they can reasonably prove that sco is behind it, just getting them smacked with another fine).

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    7. Re:they should... by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "but maybe they should be downgraded to a weekly SCO summary."

      Or put groklaw on the navigation bar

    8. Re:they should... by Maestro4k · · Score: 2, Interesting
      • I'd take it to be insult of the court if they went around looking for loopholes as such.
      I suspect the court will take it that way too. From what I've read over the years Germany's courts aren't keen to put up with games like this.
      • besides, if they already have one court decision then getting another can't be that hard(and if they can reasonably prove that sco is behind it, just getting them smacked with another fine).
      To be fair it was apparently only a preliminary injunction to SCO to stop, but I agree, with that behind them + the settlement terms should make it quite simple to get the full injunction. Since SCO's played fairly dirty here, I wouldn't be surprised to see this company get a nice chunk of damages awarded too.
    9. Re:they should... by goatan · · Score: 1
      I don't think we can afford to ignore such an evil force... but maybe they should be downgraded to a weekly SCO summary. That way we can keep tabs on them while denying their ability to influence every day's news cycle.

      The more stuff that gets posted, the more stories that are written the more it swings away from SCO. When I first read articles on this most of the stories had the angle of IBM/Linux being caught out and where going to get there arse kicked. Now most of the stories are about another wild unsubstantiated claims from SCO and/or how IBM are going to do some arse kicking, I say the more stories the merrier it helps counter not spread the FUD of SCO.

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  4. ...Groan... by Nicholas+Evans · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is just one of those stories where you hold your head in your hands and sigh. Now, SCO, write "I will observe the spirit of the law and not the letter" a thousand times on the board.

    1. Re:...Groan... by rokzy · · Score: 0, Troll

      stories like this make me wish life were more like the movies. such a seven. I wish some maniac would torture and kill Darl McBride in some disgusting but ironic way. until then, I'll just have to wish cancer upon him.

    2. Re:...Groan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Sorry, I had to steal SCO IP to write this post:
      for (int i=0; i<1000; i++)
      {
      printf("I will observe the spirit of the law and not the letter");
      }
    3. Re:...Groan... by red+floyd · · Score: 1


      #include <ostream>
      #include <iterator>
      #include <algorithm>
      using namespace std;

      int main()
      {
      fill_n(ostream_iterator<string>(cout),
      ostream_iterator<string>(),
      1000,
      string("I will observe the spirit of the law and not the letter\n"));
      cout << flush;
      return 0;
      }


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    4. Re:...Groan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That must be one w-i-d-e chalkboard!

    5. Re:...Groan... by forgotmypassword · · Score: 1

      It's SCO IP, what did you expect?

    6. Re:...Groan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You even managed to make it buggy, just like their software!

      (A newline might be nice at the end.)

  5. And if you liked this one... by y2imm · · Score: 5, Informative

    Go check Groklaw. IBM is asking for a declaratory judgement. SCOX trading tomorrow should be, um, amusing.

    1. Re:And if you liked this one... by fermion · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Ok, so SCO is now under $8 a share, which puts it's market cap around $120 million.

      Also, it appears that SCO insiders now own less than 50% of the stock, while institutions own a like 40% and over 10% is in private hands.

      So, unlike the last time that SCO was trading as a penny stock, it might be possible for some enterprising company to just buy a controlling share for 60 million and be done with it.

      This is unless the instituational holders have some vested interest in seeing debacle continue. I would think that it there are several two and three letter companies that might be willing to pay a significant premium to make SCO go away.

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    2. Re:And if you liked this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      What? Buy SCO and throw good money away? Hot air ain't worth 60 million dollars.

    3. Re:And if you liked this one... by umofomia · · Score: 4, Insightful
      This is unless the instituational holders have some vested interest in seeing debacle continue. I would think that it there are several two and three letter companies that might be willing to pay a significant premium to make SCO go away.
      But isn't this what a bunch of us slashdotters believed what SCO originally wanted? ...to be bought out by IBM? And then their plan backfired when IBM decided to stand its ground so now their mentality is winning the lawsuits or bust?
    4. Re:And if you liked this one... by DoraLives · · Score: 1
      or bust

      Yep. You said it.

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      Is it fascism yet?
    5. Re:And if you liked this one... by pr0c · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I don't pretend to be a stock market genius but this is interesting too.. http://finance.yahoo.com/q/it?s=SCOX Doesn't that page basically say that all insider trading since June of 2003 has been selling. Shouldn't shareholders be concerned with almost 10 months of insider selling?

    6. Re:And if you liked this one... by pr0c · · Score: 1

      Upon further inspection it looks like many of the insiders have been exercising options (buying at a deal) and selling short the same day or so... sure looks bad :P

    7. Re:And if you liked this one... by ron_ivi · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Buying SCO for $120 Million would just encourage other companies to do the same.

      What the Linux community needs is a solid defeat of their suits - not a lucrative buyout triggering golden-parachutes for the execs.

      If all it takes is a couple empty threats to sell for tens to hundreds of millions of dollars, it's the wrong message to send.

    8. Re:And if you liked this one... by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      Yes, Darl even considered allowing IBM to buy SCO for the "good" of the company. All that changed when IBM didn't take their bait.

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    9. Re:And if you liked this one... by DeepRedux · · Score: 4, Interesting
      According to the Yahoo link in the parent there were no insider buys and 1% net insider sales of SCOX. Is this bad? Well, look at the equivalent pages for RHAT (Red Hat): no buys, 23% net sales. How about LNUX (owner of Slashdot): no buys, 31% net insider sales. If the news is bad for SCOX, it must be awful for RHAT and LNUX.

      In fact, it is not unusual for management to exercise options and sell the stock. Most want to diversify their portfolios. Also, they sell to buy a new house, pay kid's tuition, etc.

    10. Re:And if you liked this one... by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny
      Also, they sell to buy a new house, pay kid's tuition, etc.

      Fast boat, plane tickets, new passports...

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    11. Re:And if you liked this one... by sadangel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know. Two solid years of selling by William H Gates III doesn't seem to have daunted Microsoft investors much.

    12. Re:And if you liked this one... by Lazy+Jones · · Score: 2, Interesting
      So, unlike the last time that SCO was trading as a penny stock, it might be possible for some enterprising company to just buy a controlling share for 60 million and be done with it.

      Depends on which side that company is on ... What if Microsoft decides that SCO can't survive like this and buys it to put a bit more muscle behind SCO's case?

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    13. Re:And if you liked this one... by awkScooby · · Score: 2, Informative
      Go check Groklaw. IBM is asking for a declaratory judgement. SCOX trading tomorrow should be, um, amusing.

      Just keep in mind that "declaratory judgement" != "summary judgement". IBM is asking for a declaration that it is not violating any of SCO's copyrights.

      Such a judgement would be a huge win, but it won't be the end of the case. It also wouldn't end the other lawsuits SCO has, because those realy aren't Linux lawsuits, despite what SCO would have you believe (ok, Linux is a component of the AutoZone case).

      As for what their stock will do, who knows. It will probably go up. It has a target price of $45.00 after all, and you know those analyists have your best interests in mind...

    14. Re:And if you liked this one... by Curtman · · Score: 1

      which puts it's market cap around $120 million

      Isn't that about how much the Microsoft and Baystar cash was? Those fools could have bought the whole enchilada. Then again, I'd hate to be the one held responsible when all this blows over.

    15. Re:And if you liked this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fast boat, plane tickets, new passports...

      Fast horse, parachute for said horse... "You cant prove I didn`t win that lottery money!"

    16. Re:And if you liked this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buying SCO for $120 Million would just encourage other companies to do the same.

      Why? Would everybody want one all of a sudden?

      ...oh, you meant "it would just encourage other companies to mimic SCO"... silly me...

    17. Re:And if you liked this one... by walterbyrd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >>Ok, so SCO is now under $8 a share, which puts it's market cap around $120 million.>Also, it appears that SCO insiders now own less than 50% of the stock, while institutions own a like 40% and over 10% is in private hands.>I would think that it there are several two and three letter companies that might be willing to pay a significant premium to make SCO go away.

      IBM? Forget it. If IBM wanted to pay to make scox go away, IBM would have done so a year ago. Now, IBM has scox on the ropes, and is just about to deliver the knock-out blow. Why would IBM back down now?

    18. Re:And if you liked this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      :-) nice catch

    19. Re:And if you liked this one... by Zoshnell · · Score: 1, Funny

      It is if you need to fill $60 million dollars worth of hot air balloons, or if you need $60 million dollars worth of Grade A BS for your farm or fertilizer company.

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    20. Re:And if you liked this one... by ericspinder · · Score: 1
      What if Microsoft decides that SCO can't survive like this and buys it
      While there are some ideas going around that SCO is just Microsoft's bitch, I don't think that they need buy their way into another round of lawsuits.
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  6. SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where the inmates really *do* run the asylum.

    1. Re:SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Where the inmates really *do* run the asylum.

      Yup. And several of them have stripped the cafeteria and are selling off all of the chairs and tables. Since the company formerly called Caldera started this whole travesty, several insiders have been consistently selling stock. Admittedly, a lot of that has been stock they bought through the exercise of options. But it is worth noting that there is no record of insider purchase other than through exercising options since the lawsuit against IBM was first filed. The insiders don't think that SCOX is a good buy and haven't thought so for a long time.

  7. Well the first thing that comes to mind is this... by mwooldri · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If SCO can be sued and they settle by agreeing to not spread their propaganda, then it's equally possible that SCO's sidekick could be sued for exactly the same thing. Since there is a court precedent, wouldn't any company willing to do this think twice - because they would be sued too?

  8. Everytime you say SCO by DrugCheese · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everytime anyone says SCO you'll be fined eu1000

    You said SCO!

    Oooops I said SCO!

    I said SCO again!

    NI!

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    1. Re:Everytime you say SCO by dgatwood · · Score: 1
      Two thoughts;

      1. (to the obvious tune) Oops, I said it again...
      2. (to the spam song) SCO, SCO, SCO, SCO , SCO, SCO, SCO, SCO... SCO-ity SCO, wonderful SCO....

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    2. Re:Everytime you say SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You said SCO!

      Stone him! Stone him!

    3. Re:Everytime you say SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Verity: I'm sorry, you have to say 'dog kennel' to Mr Lambert, because if you say 'SCO' he puts a bucket* over his head. I should have explained. Otherwise he's perfectly all right.
      Husband: Oh. Ah. I see. Er, excuse me, could you show us the dog kennels, please, hm?
      Lambert: Dog kennels?
      Husband: Yes, we want to look at the dog kennels, hm.
      Lambert: Ah yes, well that's the pets' department, second floor.
      Husband: No, no, no, we want to see the DOG KENNELS.
      Lambert (irritated): Yes, second floor.
      Husband: No, we don't want to see dog kennels, it's just that Mr Verity said that...
      Lambert: Oh dear, what's he been telling you now?
      Husband: Well, he said we should say 'dog kennels' instead of saying 'SCO'.

      (Lambert puts bucket on his head)

    4. Re:Everytime you say SCO by KI0PX · · Score: 1

      You said SCO in your post too! Oh! I said SCO too! Oops, I said SCO again! Oops...

    5. Re:Everytime you say SCO by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      What's my sig doing there?

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    6. Re:Everytime you say SCO by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      "All I said WAS that this new Jehovah Linux 1.0 installation is fit enough for SCO to sue"

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    7. Re:Everytime you say SCO by scottyboy · · Score: 1



      Everytime you say SCO - A kitten dies.

    8. Re:Everytime you say SCO by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1


      And nobody is to fine anybody, even if, and I want to be completely clear on this, even if they say SCO.

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  9. More SCO News by tiny69 · · Score: 5, Informative
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    1. Re:More SCO News by BCW2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This could be the big one folks. It'll probably take another month for any kind of ruling, but if they win it settles everything in one shot. IP, the GPL (the real big one) and should carry over to Red Hat and Novell.

      Read Groklaws short post, it might put a smile on your face.

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    2. Re:More SCO News by mrbuttle · · Score: 4, Informative

      And as pointed out in the replies to the groklaw story, IBM asked for the same declaratory judgment on Sept. 25, 2003 in their "Amended Counterclaims Against SCO". See item 154 in the thirteenth counterclaim here.

    3. Re:More SCO News by tiny69 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      This could be the big one folks. It'll probably take another month for any kind of ruling,
      From IBM's Motion to Amend Counterclaims:
      Undersigned counsel hash conferred with counsel for and counsel for SCO has stated that SCO does not oppose the filing counterclaims, subject only to its right to respond to the amended counterclaims in the ordinary course ( , by answer or motion to dismiss).
      I have a feeling that it will take longer than a month.
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    4. Re:More SCO News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From my reading of the Groklaw comments, this isn't going to "settle everything". It may clear Linux from containing any illegal System V code, but it doesn't clear IBM.

    5. Re:More SCO News by XaXXon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Probably not the big one. This only is a declaratory judgement on SCO's copyrights, which, in the Groklaw web site it mentions, SCO hasn't brought up (yet).

      If the judge says there are no copyright infringements, there could still be contract violations, which is what SCO is suing IBM over.

      This might get rid of some of the RedHat and Novell lawsuits, but not the original IBM suit.

  10. A look inside the mind of madmen by Aneurysm9 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's this kind of behavior that helps us see why they're afraid of showing code. They think that as soon as they do someone will find a clever way around their claims, just as they would do if put in the same position. Now, that doesn't change the fact that a lot of someones will probably find a lot of clever ways around their claims, but isn't that exactly what they should want if they were living in the same world as the rest of us?

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    1. Re:A look inside the mind of madmen by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      As as ManMan trying to TakeOverTheWorld I resent being placed into the same catagory as SCO.

    2. Re:A look inside the mind of madmen by Felinoid · · Score: 1

      Your probably a mad genous.
      Daril is more the typical pathetic psycopath.
      I once thought thies types made good henchmen but I soon discovered they more often use the destructo ray on themselfs declairing "I'm immune see".

      Now I use brainwashed zombies. Someone suggested using brainwashed collage girls but I dismissed the idea as being to much like a porno plot and to full of possable abuses and distractions by the henchmen I've blackmailed from the very start.

      However I still reserve the idea as having some potental when infiltrating rival man scientists HQs.

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  11. Not surprising ... by boarder8925 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Although, it appears from the article that SCO is side-stepping the agreement by commissioning 3rd party firms to spread their FUD for them.
    This is not, by any means, surprising. Companies like SCO almost always get third parties to do their dirty work for them.
    1. Re:Not surprising ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First hand experience of doing MS's dirty work must have given Darl ideas.

    2. Re:Not surprising ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't SCO just an agent of MS's interests? So we have an agent using an agent. No surprises there.

  12. Wouldn't it be illegal to do this too by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If SCO isn't allowed to spread FUD then wouldn't commissioning other companies to do it also not be allowed?

    The only way it would be legal is if the other company was acting on its own. If SCO paid them to say they were not acting on behalf of SCO, wouldn't that be illegal too?

    The settlement disallows employees of SCO making claims agains Linux, but by commissioning an advertising company the company becomes employeed by SCO in some sort of sense... the article said that it was a borderline tactic, but methinks that if it wound up in court SCO would be penalised.

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    1. Re:Wouldn't it be illegal to do this too by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not illegal... it's just a violation of a contract, and you know how SCO loves to go looking for legal loopholes in contracts...

    2. Re:Wouldn't it be illegal to do this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The settlement disallows employees of SCO making claims agains Linux

      Actually, the settlment disallows SCO-Germany from making claims against Linux. It is the US branch that is hiring German PR firms to spread FUD.

    3. Re:Wouldn't it be illegal to do this too by cgenman · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's not illegal... it's just a violation of a contract, and you know how SCO loves to go looking for legal loopholes in contracts...

      Or perceived legal loopholes in contracts. They, of course, can't show the actual loophole because it would be a violation of their Lawyer's IP.

    4. Re:Wouldn't it be illegal to do this too by Slashamatic · · Score: 1

      It is illegal. If you pay somebody else to make a claim for you then you can be seen to be behind it (that is unless another company writes the cheque, say Microsoft?).

  13. I should buy one of their liscenses by Zakabog · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then I can scan it and finally use ghostscript's toilet paper setting, I'd print SCO liscenses for everyone!

    1. Re:I should buy one of their liscenses by Trepalium · · Score: 5, Funny

      And unlike the ones SCO sells, yours would actually serve a purpose!

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    2. Re:I should buy one of their liscenses by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      You realize it's ownly a matter of time before this (along with "SCO Stock" print) are available via ThinkGeek.

  14. who gets whom to do what dirty work? by RLiegh · · Score: 4, Funny

    isn't this a case of the patsy using a patsy? What I wanna know is who is going to be the patsy for this paty's patsy.

    1. Re:who gets whom to do what dirty work? by Talinom · · Score: 4, Funny

      isn't this a case of the patsy using a patsy? What I wanna know is who is going to be the patsy for this paty's patsy.

      Yes. I thought that the Evil Empire were using SCO, who is allegedly in turn using other companies.

      Excuse me, my tinfoil hat just arced.

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    2. Re:who gets whom to do what dirty work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like your way with words. For a moment there the world went all black and white and I thought I was back in the 1950's Now where is my hot-but-repressed girl Friday?

    3. Re:who gets whom to do what dirty work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paw had made it smell again.

      It was putrid, a hot cloud of horrible sulphur diarrhea-smell, worse than you can imagine.

      Paw stood proudly, his thumbs latched under the straps of his overalls.

      "Paw," I said, after some time, "show me again how you gave Mama her babies." I peeled off my tubetop. "Let's go out behind the shitpile."

  15. Creating Legal Conditions??? by Johnathon_Dough · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Gregory Blepp, vice-president of licensing at SCO in the US, said he was working to create legal conditions which require Linux users in Germany to purchase SCO's intellectual property licences.

    Since when is Gregory Blepp able to create legal conditions. At best, he can lobby congress to push the UN to make a resoltuion that Germany should make a law forcing Germans to purchase "SCO's intellectual property"....hmmm I wonder at what point they would realize the futility in that one. Or they could lobby the German govn't directly....yeah, that will go over well.

    I know there are trade agreements in place to respect IP laws, but I am curious as to how SCO can create "legal conditions" in other countries. Considering the troubles Microsoft is having in these same other countries, I would think SCO might have a slightly harder time of it.

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    If you are one in a million, then there are six thousand people who are just like you.
  16. Another suit? by quinkin · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Surely this could be rapidly resolved in another suit. Working from the existing settlement (although not a legal precedent) they should be easily able to get an extra injunction for not only employees, but also any contracted individuals or companies.

    Q.

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  17. Re:Well the first thing that comes to mind is this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    It was an out of court settlement. There is no precedent. RTFSummary.

  18. Re:Well the first thing that comes to mind is this by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't think SCO should be completely ignored as long as they're still alive and kicking because their FUD machine is a dangerous thing, but maybe they should be limited to one weekly roundup instead of their near-daily coverage.

  19. Layer 3 of dirty work...and a way to stop SCO? by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Aren't people already suspecting SCO is doing Microsoft's dirty work in its fight against OSS?

    SCO got a German PR agency to write their claims in a news release. Since it's pretty obvious that no PR agency would by itself do so, couldn't SCO still be fined for making these claims, even if not directly? Even so, the agreement should've stopped "the claims being made" rather than "SCO making the claims," since SCO markedly benefits by the claims and can almost always be shown responsible for some random third-party's claim.

    Interesting that this gains its strength through an out-of-court settlement with a private company that extends a temporary injunction against SCO's claims. Some US group (EFF? Red Hat? OSDN? Netscape? Isn't there a group of Linux vendors? FSF?) should try to do the same - get something small done in court, to say "We're not afraid of fighting this in court," then extend that considerably out of court with a promise to return to court.

    Heh, the ad on this article is GlobalServers' "Stop worrying about SCO" ad.

    1. Re:Layer 3 of dirty work...and a way to stop SCO? by Felinoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If Microsoft were behind this SCO wouldn't be going bizerk.
      It dose appear to be a deliberate attack on open souce but let me make this perfictly clear Microsoft is NOT the only company intrested in the failure of open source.
      In fact Microsoft is much less conserned about open souce and more about Linux. Attacking open souce and the GPL is a proxy attack for Microsoft like slamming the one button mouse or "all in one" systems is an indirect slam on the iMac and Mac Classic.

      However a number of far less successful companys and programmers have discovred that the applications they create can easly be replicated in open source and public domain.

      Also many programmers actually believe they have a right to use free code in commertal projects yet those same programmers would never extend the same consideration to anyone else.

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  20. -1, Redundant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another poster already provided links to stories above.

  21. Re:Well the first thing that comes to mind is this by ctr2sprt · · Score: 4, Informative

    The key thing here is that this was an out of court settlement. So there was no verdict, no ruling, no award... no precedent. Even if the judge had mandated this, many other countries don't attach the same sort of reverence to prior judicial decisions as the US does. Our reliance on precedence comes mainly from England (specifically common law). I don't know anything about Germany's judicial system so I have no idea what weight they give prior verdicts/rulings.

  22. Re:Well the first thing that comes to mind is this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Are they going to sue every PR firm in Germany? Seems a little unrealistic, don't ya think?

  23. IANAL, but by idontgno · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I don't see how hiring a public relations firm is a meaningful separation of enjoined action (continued public unsubstantiated allegations of copyright violation) from enjoined actor (employees of SCO). In other words, if I'm legally prohibited from doing an act, aren't I usually legally prohibited from hiring an agent to do it for me?

    I guess not always. But it seems like it sure should have been in this case, and if the settlement had that loophole then shame on Univention's lawyers for letting that slip.

    Another interesting point, too. According to the Groklaw article about the settlement, the per-offense fine is only about 10,000 euros. That's not a lot, really; just a tiny extra bit of marketing budget for the FUD machine. Is that really all the teeth the settlement has?

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    1. Re:IANAL, but by Aneurysm9 · · Score: 1

      IANAL (yet) either, but I do know enough to know that there is a difference between an employee and in independent contractor. The question will probably be whether the outside firm qualifies as an employee or is only an IC. That's no excuse for Univention's lawyers allowing the loophole in the first place though. It should have said 'TSG or their agent' from the beginning.

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    2. Re:IANAL, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is that the settlement is with SCO Germany, and the entity that hired the PR firm is SCO US. SCO US isn't shy of making those allegations itself, either. The purpose of hiring a PR firm is to reach Germany without going through the German subsidiary, which is the one subject to the prohibition.

    3. Re:IANAL, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The injunction is against SCO Germany. The firm is hired by SCO US to carry out these actions in Germany. SCO Germany can say they have nothing to do with it.

  24. Re:Just remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    was this suppose to be funny? like one of those in the US, users use the linux distro but in russia the distro uses the users??? what were you thinking?

  25. This nonsense passes for insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "They think that as soon as they do someone will find a clever way around their claims, just as they would do if put in the same position"

    That's a pretty goofy way to look at it.

    You and SCO want to have it both ways. Essentially, you're claiming something infringes, but you don't want to admit what infringes because you realize your claims are so flimsy that they can be coded around quite easily.

    SO which is it? If Linux is so tainted with SCO's patents and copyrights (as they claim), they could show infringement tomorrow. But if the infringement is so trivial, they I understand why they don't want to show it; they'd be the object of scorn and ridicule the world over.

    SCO will die, and we will all be laughing and applauding. Get over it.

    1. Re:This nonsense passes for insightful? by Aneurysm9 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't get me wrong, I think TSG's claims are laughable. If anything, I think my comments were intended to show just how silly TSG is. Also, get the facts right. Not to defend them, but TSG has never claimed that Linux "is so tainted with [their] patents" if only for the fact that they don't have any significant patents (if any). I think it most likely that TSG has chose not to show what they claim to be infringing code as a business strategy to delay the inevitable for as long as possible in order to benefit their executives and benefactors as much as possible before the whole house of cards comes crashing down. That's just my opinion, I could be wrong.

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  26. legal conditions != laws by Aneurysm9 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They could "work[] to create legal conditions" the same way they are here, through litigation. If TSG succeeds in their litigation here in the US they would have effectively created legal conditions (i.e., precedent indicating Linux infringes TSG copyrights) which would pressure Linux users to purchase licenses from TSG.

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    1. Re:legal conditions != laws by Rotworm · · Score: 1

      What?!?! damn, I always suspected The Smoking Gun would use their powers for evil.

  27. Kick Ralph Yarro out of Troll Tech's BOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Get Canopy Group out of QT and KDE

  28. I thought by Anglos · · Score: 0, Troll

    I thought SCO was more into computers and stuff, not Female Urinary devices. I guess they're trying to be like MS and get their foot into every possible door. Would you want a windows ran pacemaker?

  29. Re:Just remember by Entropius · · Score: 1

    Grandparent is alluding to the "when you have sex, you're having sex with everyone your partner has ever had sex with" FUD (that's what it is) that's spread in many American abstinence-obsessed sex-education classes.

  30. FUD? by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I just thought of this, with the number of times the summary said, "FUD".

    Can we really call the crap SCO is spewing, "FUD"? At this point, no one fears them, everyone is certain they are making this stuff up as they go, of that there is no doubt.

    I think the term adds too much credibility to SCO's statements.

    1. Re:FUD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The term "Fear, Uncertainty & Doubt" refers to PHBs' feelings about Linux. When somebody says that SCO is spreading FUD about Linux, what they ar esaying is that they are making it harder for PHBs to trust Linux, not that they are trying to scare the opposition.

  31. Re:Well the first thing that comes to mind is this by hammock · · Score: 1

    The Court can order it so, a media blackout on SCO* and the like. Offenders pay dearly.

    It happens all the time in Canada.

  32. Re:Poll Troll Toll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The object of war is not to die for your country but to make
    the other poor bastard die for his.

    --General George S. Patton

  33. Prohibited from making claims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Do we at slashdot have a double standard here? As a firm Linux advocate, I dislike SCO as much as the next /.-er, and consider them a danger to the open source community. But we must remember that freedom of speech should extend to our enemies as well as us, or we're no better than hypocrites when we protest against the censorship of the next bit of free speech that's squashed by the DMCA.

    1. Re:Prohibited from making claims by timmarhy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      omg darl shutup. DMCA has nothing to do with this. sco was prohibited from making fruadulent statements in an attempt to scam money out of people. example ( this is EXACTLY what SCO are doing ) I send you a letter stating that i am the real owner of your house and that you must start paying me rent. upon your requesting proof of my claims I refuse and threaten to sue you, and that the only way to prevent me from sueing you is to pay me. only a fool would allow this to happen.

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    2. Re:Prohibited from making claims by cranos · · Score: 1

      This is not an issue of free-speech. This is an issue of breach of contract, if not the letter but the spirit.

      Free speech does not extend to knowingly making fraudulant claims.

    3. Re:Prohibited from making claims by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      You have freedom of speech... you can say anything you like, even if it incriminates your self. While we have this freedom, it doesn't discount the fact that if you say something that isn't true, and this does someone harm, it's slander for example. If you print something that's not true, it's liable.

      I could for example say that George W. Bush is a two headed purple alien with both heads up his ass. I have every freedom to say this. It doesn't make it true, and if this statment does him harm I could be held accountable.

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    4. Re:Prohibited from making claims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Argh! My eyes, my sense of grammar and English usage...

      SCO are doing

      Please why pluralize corporate nouns? Someone? Anyone? timmarhy?

    5. Re:Prohibited from making claims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Expect to be sued for slander by a two headed purple alien with both heads up his ass...

    6. Re:Prohibited from making claims by houghi · · Score: 1

      Especialy embarassing when your post was the last on the page and the bottom of the page tells me: This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. -- Winston Churchill ;-)

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    7. Re:Prohibited from making claims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess I will never understand, every other stupid question or error is responded to (even the million time it is brought up) in great detail. But I guess I am doomed to forever tilt at the corporate plural usage.

  34. my nightly prayer by ocularDeathRay · · Score: 5, Funny

    now I lay me down, to sleep
    I pray the lord, my linux keep
    and if I die, before I wake
    please cause the failure, of Darl's brakes.

    -AMEN-

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  35. Still a violation? IANAL by Felinoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There.. in the title and everything... IANAL

    But if SCO agrees not to spread propaganda and then used proxies to spread propaganda didn't they just violate the agreement?

    SCO seams to have a very... creative interpretation of laws as they apply to them and others.

    I've recently had the opratunity to read vareous text files on how to steal, rip off, blow up, etc etc etc by the crooks that use and perficted those techniques.
    Very intresting read if you know how to read between the lines. Basicly they have very unusual/odd interpretations of the applicable laws.

    For example one crook has a whole detailed thing on how to get out the door with stuff he didn't buy and create the illusion that he did. (Probably dosen't work anymore).
    The intresting part is how he views the applicable laws. He seems to believe that you need to get out the door before you can be stopped for theft. I've observed a few occasions where a crook was cought BEFORE leaving the store. Again IANAL but it sure as heck looks like he was cought dead to rights but I'd have to see how it played out in the corts before I'd know.

    The diffrence between the typical crook and SCO is most of what the typical crook is doing is trying to NOT envoke the law no matter how much he believes its on his side. SCO however isn't making any such efforts.

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  36. Inciting a riot by sumdumass · · Score: 3, Interesting

    as strange as this seems in most area when a person talks a group of other into doing something ilegal they are acomplices and it they cause a crowd to riot they are charged too.

    I don't know about germany's laws but wouldn't the association with the persons doing the action that SCO tryed and was bared from basicaly the same as inciting a riot. Couldn't they still be held acountable anyways loop holes or not. i think it would be the same as if a mob boss ordered the execution of someone, even though somone else did the killing the mob bos can get the rap for it.

    well at least thats what i think it should be like. anyone know if it would be that way in germany?

    1. Re:Inciting a riot by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      You went to Hollywood Upstairs Law School to huh?

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    2. Re:Inciting a riot by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      nope, why did i miss something?

  37. And in other news.... by metroid+composite · · Score: 4, Funny

    And in other news, SCO raises the price of SCO Unix to $10,699.

    1. Re:And in other news.... by dasunt · · Score: 1

      Odd... I thought they lowered it by $33 dollars.

    2. Re:And in other news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that is the admission price for their soon to be released movie-documentary: the passion of the antichrist.

  38. Here's an example. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's say you lose your license to drive. There is nothing stopping you from hiring someone to drive you around.

    1. Re:Here's an example. by SoTuA · · Score: 1
      But you lost your license to DRIVE, not your license to MOVE AROUND.

      Hair splitting? Absolutely, but hey, it's a SCO story ;)

  39. Herr Goebbels said... by Sfing_ter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As Joseph Goebbels said, that if you repeat a lie often enough, people will end up believing it.

    This is what SCrOtum's plan is, to keep the FUD spewing forth and just the politicians who keep getting elected, it is what the "people" know, because they keep hearing about it.

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    1. Re:Herr Goebbels said... by Tune · · Score: 1

      And my favourite quote would be:

      Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it -- Andrew Young

  40. Funny that you mention that ... by vlad_petric · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In ancient times there used to be a similar fine (read: death penalty) for mentioning the names of psychopaths who destroyed important pieces of art (who were doing that so that their names remained in history).

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    1. Re:Funny that you mention that ... by DrugCheese · · Score: 1

      Very interesting

      If that's true you should be modded up

      +Black Knight

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  41. Those silly Europeans... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 4, Insightful
    All in all, I'm very impressed by the European attitude about corporate FUD, I suspect this "end-round" will not work well for SCO in the short or long run. The Europeans seem less inclined to accept bullshit from silly American companies. More, they seem to be able to more quickly address silly American corporat BULLSHIT, and say things like "gee, that's nice, but it doesn't apply here, go home."

    Yes, I know, there is much to not like about European politics and they sometimes have strange ways about doing things. And the taxes, holy cow. But at least they know that the United States does not rule the world.

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    1. Re:Those silly Europeans... by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      How do you explain Lindows, er, Lindash, er whatever?

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  42. Re:Just remember by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

    More like

    In America, Microsoft uses SCO (to spread FUD)

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  43. When they came for SCO, I did not speak up by modder · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because I was not a SCO user...

    When they came for me, there was no one left to speak up to.

    Wait what am I talking about?

    Why do we even have a bottle? Will someone please tell me?

    1. Re:When they came for SCO, I did not speak up by BlueLightning · · Score: 1

      Well, reading your post I'm sure there was a bottle of something involved...

  44. Get Rich Quick - SCO/Fermion style. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    Just submit your code to an open source project, pretend you didn't know what the GPL meant when you submitted it (Caldera Linux anyone?), and get bought by IBM for $60MM.

    Great precident.

    1. Re:Get Rich Quick - SCO/Fermion style. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, precendent - who after this will claim they own UNIX?

      Its a one-off - someone should buy them and GPL the whole fucking thing so we can all move on.

      The EFF, IBM, Apple, Sun, HP, SGI, LLNL, Los Alamos, berkeley.edu, Novell, Yahoo, Google, AutoDesk, Adobe, someone anyone except MS.

    2. Re:Get Rich Quick - SCO/Fermion style. by Curtman · · Score: 1
      More like:

      1. License code to IBM
      2. Sue IBM for everything they ever developed that ever saw that code
      3. ...
      4. Profit


      Sounds like sound Slashenomics to me.
    3. Re:Get Rich Quick - SCO/Fermion style. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      The GPL needs to be held up in court. Otherwise there will always be more challenges. Remember, what's at stake is not just malloc(), it's the validity of the GPL.

      Let's win it now. Win it decisively. And then it's done.

      A buyout is an encouragement for others to violate the GPL and claim GPL'd code as their own.

    4. Re:Get Rich Quick - SCO/Fermion style. by yourruinreverse · · Score: 2, Informative
      who after this will claim they own UNIX?

      1. The Open Group still owns UNIX (titled "Backgrounder on the UNIX System and SCO / IBM legal action");
      2. The SCO Group (TSG) owns UnixWare and its other derivative products, and
      3. judging (IANAL) from the TSG v Novell court documents, Novell owns the copyrights to Unix System V and never transferred them to (old) SCO.

      If you accept the above, and if you consider as well that Novell has told TSG early on that TSG is wrong about the copyrights, and that IBM knew Novell was doing this, you also know why IBM didn't buy out TSG.

      That would make the answer to the more appropriate question who will claim to own Unix System V as simple as this: Novell.

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  45. When is SCO going to die? by bonch · · Score: 1

    How are they still around? I seriously thought they'd have been gone six months ago. SCO isn't that big of a company, how are they able to afford all those lawyers and lawsuits?

    Also, what happened to Darl McBride? He used to be all over the place giving lectures and interviews. Seems to have disappeared.

    1. Re:When is SCO going to die? by GreyPoopon · · Score: 4, Informative
      How are they still around? I seriously thought they'd have been gone six months ago. SCO isn't that big of a company, how are they able to afford all those lawyers and lawsuits?

      Microsoft. Check out some of the older stories on Microsoft's "encouragement" of investment companies to channel some of their funds into SCO. I'm too tired to provide the links tonight, but you can find it by searching for SCO under "Old Stories".

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  46. Outsource... by Ronan_The_Barbarian · · Score: 1

    Outsource SCO to India... that will teach a lesson... Oh my god ! This is about SCO and UNIX right?? I forgot --)

  47. I don't understand how they can stop SCO by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1
    Forget SCO for a moment. Suppose party X owns copyrights on something (no, I mean they really own them...I said forget about SCO). They notice party Y is infringing. What is the logic in saying that X can't say that Y is infringing?

    Whenever I'm infringing someone else's copyright, I want them to tell me so I can stop or buy a license. I don't want them to keep silent until they are ready to sue me.

    1. Re:I don't understand how they can stop SCO by oldgeezer1954 · · Score: 4, Informative


      I assume you're talking about the SCO case though regardless of your example. In the SCO case SCO was making public statements. In Germany a local linux organization or group (not sure of their exact status) took SCO to court.

      Under their laws they were, in layman's terms, request an order that SCO put up or shut up. If SCO had put up they could have continued to talk about it and as well taken whatever action they felt necessary under the law. But SCO failed after the court gave them the grace period to provide some proof. The judge then issued the shut up order as the law provides.

      I agree you want to know when you're infringing someone elses rights. In the US as in Germany people involved in Linux have been saying please tell us where it is and we'll remove your property . SCO has refused, so far.

      At the same time would you want ACME Software House running around screaming that code you wrote was theirs? I doubt it. You'd better hire some lawyers and get cracking... And face the loss of business while ACME is lying... You don't have the benefit of a put up or shut up law to deal with those types of criminals. And SCO are criminals. Maybe not by criminal law but by any accepted moral standard.

    2. Re:I don't understand how they can stop SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Company Y said "put up or shut up". When company X refused to show their proof they had to shut up (they settled so as to not get smacked down by the legal system). If you have proof - show it and you can't be muzzled

    3. Re:I don't understand how they can stop SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      X can say that Y is infringing... to Y. There is logic behind saying X can't say in public that Y is infringing without showing proof -- the same logic as for slander and libel.

    4. Re:I don't understand how they can stop SCO by rajafarian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ok, just suppose for a moment that I kept telling you that you may be infringing on my copyright so you owe me money but when you ask me for proof so that you can stop or buy a license from me I say, "No, I won't tell you but I'll be happy to sell you a license." What do you think now, would you just give me money?

  48. SCO reply to my mail asking for License... by Ronan_The_Barbarian · · Score: 1

    Good afternoon, The SCO IP license for Linux is available for purchase online at http://www.sco.com/scosource/howtobuy.html Regards Kieran Kieran O'Shaughnessy Regional General Manager ANZ The SCO Group 56 Berry Street North Sydney NSW 2060 Australia Tel: +61 2 9440 7577 Fax: +61 2 9440 7588 Mob: 0419 66 00 16 Web: www.thescogroup.com

  49. The Needful Thing... by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 2, Funny
    What the Linux community needs

    is a perp-walk for Darl. And eventually a horny roommate named Bubba. (Uh, for Darl, that is...)

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  50. is it true? by gzip_vph · · Score: 0

    it seems that microsoft sent funds to SCO and that this seems to be true, anyone know if this is 100% true? or can point me for further reference? thanks.

    as i see it (call me craezy, i know i am) seems like microsoft is sweating it big time with OpenSource. i say this because now we can see a more agressive microsoft towards OpenSource... maybe OpenSource has become more than just a 1% of the market share and that's making microsoft worrie....maybe :) just maybe.

    pz

  51. Munich-SCO connection? by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

    Didn't the city of Munich recently switch to Linux for their operations? Wasnt that a HUGE loss for MS?

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  52. The key here is that was after an injunction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The settlement was for SCO violating an injunction which was granted by a judge. So I don't quite see your point.

  53. The point is that you need to be specific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I say "Hey! That post violated my copyrights. Yes, mine. No I won't say which ones or what part of the post."

    Now pay up sucker^H^H^H^H^H^Hfriend."

    That doesn't go over so well with the courts. SCO was forced to either prove their claims, file a copyright infringement suit, or shut up. SCO chose to shut up. Then, later they continued their PR attacks. So they had to pay a fine.

  54. Who pays the piper? by Slashamatic · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It appears that our friends at SCO commissioned a PR agency to translate and circulate their illegal and ridiculous claims. In this case, a SCO employee briefed the agency so SCO remain guilty of the public circulation of their claims. The only get out is if the PR company took direct instructions from Utah.

    It is a pity that the PR company isn't named. Linux is getting well established as a server platform in many of Germany's largest banks and IBM are quite powerful there too.

  55. SCO? Duplicitous? Surely not! by Obyron · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I mean come on, raise your hand if you're really surprised by this. These people are clearly betting the farm with the claims they're making in the hopes that they'll either be bought out by Big Blue or win the case by dazzling a Judge with bullshit. It shouldn't be news for anyone here to find out that they're willing to violate a legal agreement. After all, they've already torn up the GPL and started shoving US copyright law into the shredder several pages at a time.

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  56. They won't be bought out... by djroute66 · · Score: 1

    SCO won't be bought out because they have value. Why spend $60 Million on a company that has no assets? Why spend $60 Million on a company that is in the red and with no plan to return to profitiablity?

  57. yes FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never underestimate the stupidity, suggestability, and primitive superstitious fears of the Pointy Haired Boss.

  58. Behold the Power of the SHIT (Society Harbors Inte by T3hSHIT · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In the year 2525
    If man is still alive.
    If woman can survive, they may find.

    In the year 3535
    Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies.
    Everything you think, do and say, is in the pill you took today.

    In the year 4545
    Ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes.
    You won't find a thing to chew.
    Nobody's gonna look at you.

    In the year 5555
    Your arms hanging limp at your sides.
    Your legs got nothing to do.
    Some machine doing that for you.

    In the year 6565
    Ain't gonna need no husband, won't need no wife.
    You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too.
    From the bottom of a long glass tube. Whoa-oh

    In the year 7510
    If God's a-comin, he oughta make it by then.
    Maybe he'll look around himself and say.
    Guess it's time for the judgment day.

    In the year 8510
    God is gonna shake his mighty head.
    He'll either say.I'm pleased where man has been.
    Or tear it down and start again. Whoa-oh

    In the year 9595
    I'm kinda wonderin if man is gonna be alive.
    He's taken everything this old Earth can give.
    And he ain't put back nothing.Whoa-oh

    Now it's been ten thousand years
    Man has cried a billion tears.
    For what he never knew,
    now man's reign is through.

    But through eternal night.
    The twinkling of starlight.
    So very far away.
    Maybe it's only yesterday.

    In the year 2525
    If man is still alive.
    If woman can survive, they may find.

    In the year 3535
    12000

  59. Zager Evans and the point is? by bstadil · · Score: 1

    I like 2525 by Zager Evans as much as the next guy, but I am curious about what point (if any) you are trying to make.

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  60. Re:SCO reply to my mail asking for License... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 2, Funny
    http://www.sco.com/scosource/howtobuy.html

    Amusingly enough, you can't purchase more than 99 licences through the website. They've got a crappy shopping cart that only accepts 2 digits for the quantity.
    I tried seeing if I could get their server to crash by filling the quantity box with a big string of garbage text, but no such luck.... :(
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  61. Re:Behold the Power of the SHIT (Society Harbors I by mac+os+ken · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... don't understand how this relates to the article per se...

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  62. Germany has a rule of law... by Constantin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... unlike the US. While precendents can be set, there is the Bundesgesetzbuch (BGB) that pretty much lays out the law. However, the real kicker WRT to German court law is that the loser has to pay the court costs for both sides.

    This has several interesting effects: Frivolous lawsuits are rarer, lawyers are paid much lower hourly billing rates, and health insurance is much more affordable. IMHO, this is a much more equitable way to run a legal system than the parasitic mess we have in the US.

    Frankly, the folks at SCO should be forced to post bond to assure their countersuers will have something to collect on if SCO goes out of business. Furthermore, I hope that the current management will be held personally liable for their actions while at SCO. Once pointy-headed managers see that there are reprecussions that reach beyond the destruction of a company, perhaps they'll lay off the roullette-wheel approach to attain profits.

  63. Great Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    With the recent stocks, I see new waves of spam mails:

    Just buy 101'000 IP licenses and get 1 SCO for free!

  64. Where is the... by m1chael · · Score: 1, Funny

    SCO Online store? I would love to buy a SCO t-shirt and mug. Why not some SCO brand toilet paper...

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    I know you are psychotic, but please make an effort.
  65. Why would this be surprising? by OwlWhacker · · Score: 1

    "It would really surprise us if SCO is already trying to breach our out-of-court settlement less than one month after signing it."

    Why would that surprise anybody?

    This is what SCO does. Spreading FUD almost appears to be the company's main source of income.

    SCO is attempting to extort money from people. It has no proof that anybody owes the money it's claiming, and has no legal backing to claim it anyway.

    SCO has just added to its crimes. When you're bad, why not be badder?

  66. Re:Well the first thing that comes to mind is this by Ozan · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't know anything about Germany's judicial system so I have no idea what weight they give prior verdicts/rulings.

    They work only in a hierarchical system. Decisions a superior court makes are practicaly seen as precedents. However it is always possible for a minor court to decide otherwise if it has reason to do so.

  67. Corporations Have No Honor, News at 11 by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Interesting
    And this is the problem. These people justify their greedy money-grubbing ways to themselves and do not feel shame for their actions. You see, a normal person would be ashamed if everyone was of the opinion that he was trying to steal the work of thousands of people around the world who were just doing what they love to make computing a better experience. A normal person would feel shame at putting thousands of people out of work. A normal person would feel a twinge of guilt over manipulating the stock market for their personal gain. A normal person would not be able to look himself in the mirror if he cheated tens of thousands of his employees out of their retirements.

    But not the current crop of CEOs, oh no. They'll fuck anyone and everyone over so that they can make a buck. Or several million of them.

    What we need is a mandatory Samauari-style honor code for corporate upper management. With mandatory seppku for the most grevious infractions. Even if the upper management at MCI, Tyco and Enron were completely spotless, they should have all ritually disemboweled themselves for the shameful actions that took place at their companies on their watches. We should expect no less from the people who are the custodians of our fortunes.

    "Oh Sure, Mr Fox," you might say, "like that will ever happen!" But it can. All we really need to do is each and every one of us teach our children to live with honor. We can start with a code as simple as "Never lie, never do anything you know is wrong and never do anything you would be ashamed of," and we can go from there.

    Of course, the current crop of CEOs would have to have right from wrong spelled out for them, since apparently even the letter and spirit of the law wasn't enough of a hint, but I don't think it'd be an insurmountable goal.

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    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    1. Re:Corporations Have No Honor, News at 11 by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Interesting
      So, Darl's cut open his belly and his guts are out on the floor, and he's dying with honour...

      You're the guy holding the katana, and it's your job to decapitate him before his screams of agony dishonour his death.

      Here's your moral dilemma:

      Do you just let him die howling like an animal, or do you record it for posterity and post it on P2P?

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    2. Re:Corporations Have No Honor, News at 11 by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

      The problem is that SCO's own server software is so 1970s that the whole server crashes if some process does syslog(LOG_ALERT, "Thou hast lost an eighth!");...

  68. Re:Leave SCO.DE alone!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Congrats on the new job Iraqi Bob.
    I really loved that line about how Sadam would never be defeated and I await your forthcomming rant on how SCO is winning the lawsutes and not getting spanked by IBM.

  69. Me too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    10 print "I will observe the letter of the law";
    20 goto 10

    PS for C you needed to have a /n at the end...
    But I stold SCOs IP for "Hello world" in basic to do mine. :)

    It's SCO making clames by proxy.. the marketting company is mearly spreading them. This changes nothing.

    1. Re:Me too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought semi-colon at the end of a PRINT suppresses NewLine.

    2. Re:Me too by ajs318 · · Score: 1
      It does. Last year I had occasion to write a programme in VBDOS 1.0. Took me hours to figure out why
      PRINT;
      wasn't producing the required newline.
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    3. Re:Me too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Backslash, codemaster. "\n".

    4. Re:Me too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to be boring, it depends upon the dialect of BASIC. Pick DATA/BASIC uses the semicolon as a statement separator, and the colon that most BASICs use as a statement separator as the Concatenate operator. Thus 'PRINT ;' under Pick does a newline, but not most BASICs; but 'PRINT :' under Pick does NOT do a newline!

  70. ACHTUNG SCO! by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ficken sie, arseloch..

    Liebe, Deutscheland..

    1. Re:ACHTUNG SCO! by B2382F29 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The correct term would be "Fick dich, (du) Arschloch..."

      (No need for the corteous "Sie", we are talking about SCO :-))

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      Move Sig. For great justice.
    2. Re:ACHTUNG SCO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice gesture, but please learn german before using it.

  71. Re:Poll Troll Toll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like the sound of that last one.

  72. covards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... I will send you my cousin to give you a hit ....

  73. Re:Why are you anal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must be new here. It's an acronym for "I Am Not A Lawyer".

  74. Here's who wants to see the SCO debacle continue.. by zoney_ie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm guessing legal groups are happy for the whole debacle to continue. After all it's a win-win situation for lawyers. Argh!!! Ghagh!!! The only thing coming close to my dislike for senseless legal stuff is insurance companies. They are what clever people set up instead of casinos - they make much more money - the house still always wins, but the expected return for punters is less - and in the case of motorists - they HAVE to place bets!!!

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  75. Herostratos! Herostratos! Herostratos! by vvg · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ... and where is my penalty now?

    He destroyed temple of Artemis in Efeze (one of the seven wonders of the ancient world) just to get his name in the history books.

    Oddly enough, 23 centeries later a small fast food joint in Rotterdam was named after him.

    And now a /. comment to boot!

    1. Re:Herostratos! Herostratos! Herostratos! by Celandine · · Score: 1

      Ephesus, is what it's more usually called in English.

    2. Re:Herostratos! Herostratos! Herostratos! by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      So now he's frying for his crimes?

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    3. Re:Herostratos! Herostratos! Herostratos! by kalidasa · · Score: 2, Informative

      On Efeze - Most westerners know it by its Latin name, as Ephesus (the letter to the Ephesians was to them). The temple of Artemis was also had economic importance. And as far as I can remember, he is the only terrorist who attacked an architectural or artistic monument who sufferred damnatio memoriae. The story is that he started the fire simply to become famous, thus the damnatio memoriae was an appropriate punishment.

  76. Devil's Advocate by Wellmont · · Score: 1

    playing "DA" (not district attorney) here.

    You have to admit, even in the midst of a legal issue, taking on two monumental giants (open source community, and IBM), and spitting out propaganda they are smart to continue on their quest. They somehow still have time and intelligence to sew their seed in foreign countries. This looks like the group is just using legislation as a smoke-screen, everything they are doing stems from intellectual property which they bought up. Since they bought up the IP and they're not distributing anything new I'm not worrying. They can go around till doomsday distributing "licenses" all they want, still doesn't mean i have to buy one now! US and most common International law states that an individual can't be charged retroactively for a crime committed before a law was created (how does he know it's wrong)...

    "I'm not really sure who owns the base code anymore, it's just too confusing your honor. If you'd be so kind as to point to the party who does own the code i will apologize and be on my way."

    This is sort of a stretch, but SCO's shelf life is wanning, and i for one don't see myself switching over to UNIX anytime soon.....

  77. Probably been asked before... by peterpi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What's SCO's stance on FreeBSD?

    1. Re:Probably been asked before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      They consider the BSD settlement to be invalid and will probably go after BSD at some point. Found one link here. Trying to find better details.

  78. SCO's Newsletter by glass_window · · Score: 1

    Title: Master Plan
    Article: Our master plan is now well underway and even the EU can't stop us with their petty fines and rulings against our company. We WILL control the world! Bwahahaha! Oh, how do I stop this thing from typing what I say? Bill said all I have to do is . . .

  79. I'm over 30 years old and virgin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    So what happens?

    You become a genius of a general with enough backbone to take a stand against your superiors and common sense?

    Excellent.

    BTW, I've never bothered getting laid because I resent the stupid lies and games that one must play.

  80. Re:Just remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And this is FUD how? And since it's mostly spread by those who are trying to fight AIDS with prophylaxis, rather than abstinence, don't you think you're a little off?

  81. Re:Poll Troll Toll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    heheh, "rigid attention".

  82. That _is_ big... by DarkMan · · Score: 1

    ... because if there is no copyright infringment, then all of SCO's FUD dissolves. They can't hold a contract dispute over the head of anyone wanting to use Linux like they could a copyright case. Once the copyright issue is put to bed, then the situation is cut and dried, for everyone except people who have done business with SCO.

  83. Why they back down so quickly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "[...] The settlement happened last month, but this is the first I have heard of it. I wonder what made them back down so quickly."

    This is very easy. They run arround in Germany claiming Linux is their property. But not all agreed with them :-) so they have to prove it. But they can't. A German court might have ruined their attempt in the USA. So they backed off just to keep their processes in the US running. The copyright in Europe is slightly different from the US one (only lawyers can explain that).

    Also the German Government in pro OSS, Linux. So they can't get any help from them. The US-Government might be closer to SCO. As SCO is fighting for (or against) IP. Ans IP is the only resource which is largly owned by US-Companies but not by the rest of the world.

    1. Re:Why they back down so quickly. by Elektroschock · · Score: 1

      Well , they should better report the offence to the police so that a crimninal investigation into SCO's license fraud can be started.

      The government is not involved at all. It is a case for the legal system.

  84. Re:Yankees trying to interpret German law. So funn by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

    Thoroughly mistaken. You overestimated me.

    I did not have Nazi Germany in mind -- or even Germany itself -- when making that post. I took what I saw, applied the American legal system to it, and analyzed it. My apologies if I sounded dumb.

    stick to your corrupt morals and your culture of victimization and non-responsibility, here in Germany we will take care of our own

    You've got your own corrupt morals and victimization complex? Wow, you guys are really creative. I thought the US pretty much had that culture down. Great job!