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Real 'Akira' Motorcycle

News for nerds writes "At Tokyo Motorcycle Show in Japan (2/3/4 Apr.), the official licensed model of the motorcycle in the anime movie Akira (poster) is displayed. This Kaneda bike is not a mere replica, but a full working model (more pics at ITmedia) with twin-steering system and 249-998cc water-cooled 4-cycle engine, and on its cockpit is DVD-navi-system + trackball & ten-key + custom computer-controlled LED meters - all licenced by the author and the publisher of Akira. Though at the show only miniature figures are sold and real price or release date is unclear, you can check out the manufacturer's website for later info."

320 comments

  1. TETSUO!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd like to be the first to say, "TETSUO!"

    1. Re:TETSUO!!! by Divlje+Jagode · · Score: 2, Funny
      A while back, I saw a post on slashdot I thought was quite funny: it was called the Akira Drinking Game. First you choose your favorite character, then everytime you hear his name, you drink :-)

      I also found this game doesn't work very well with The dead ringers :-)

    2. Re:TETSUO!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We used to watch the South Park movie and drank everytime they cursed or said something offensive. I've never seen the end of that movie.

  2. Neo Tokyo is about to explode!!! by dswensen · · Score: 5, Funny

    And it goes:

    Kaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
    neeeeeeeeeeee....
    DAAAAAAAaa aaa....

    Oh, shush, someone had to do it...

    1. Re:Neo Tokyo is about to explode!!! by DenOfEarth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Teeeeeeeeetttttttttttttsuooooooooooooooooooooo noooooooo!!!!!

    2. Re:Neo Tokyo is about to explode!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      looks like someone doesn't know what "redundant" means.

      dictionary.com my friend

    3. Re:Neo Tokyo is about to explode!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Blame Kaneda!

    4. Re:Neo Tokyo is about to explode!!! by GoNINzo · · Score: 1

      KAAAAANNAAAAADAAAA!!!!

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  3. And I'll be the first to say... by Necroman · · Score: 2, Funny

    KENADA!!!!

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  4. Drivetrain by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I would absolutely hope there is an ample shield on that seat in case the rube-goldberg-ish chain came off. Otherwise cool.

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    1. Re:Drivetrain by BoringNickName · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No shit. Three chains to transfer drive power housed inside the body. Chain just below your butt and two chains right behind your back, at an axle no less. That just screams 'unexpected surgery' to me.

      Enclosed like that it's probably not too fun to maintain either.

      Cool looking bike however, if a bit too red.

    2. Re:Drivetrain by Moofie · · Score: 5, Informative

      Lots of motorcycles are chain drive. A thin aluminum frag-guard would keep the driver perfectly safe in the (unlikely) event of a chain failure.

      That's not a nelly little bicycle chain. Motorcycle chains are stout stuff.

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    3. Re:Drivetrain by MajorDick · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually several chains on mororcycles is not uncommon, Harleys have in some case 2 , a Primanry and a Secondary, I can think of several vintage brit bikes that had 2 and 3 .

      Losing a chain is not the danger , not even getting whacked with a broken chain at 60-70mph, a chain guard will stop almost all damage, it hurts but its not too bad with no chain guard like when my race bike let loose..

      The REAL problem, and I give you this from a lot of riding and racing experience is when a chain catches in the back wheel/brake assy, one of my WORST ever accidents was due to exactly this, I had laid the bike down earlier and apparently bent the rear sprocket. I lost the chain at 50 or so mph, it catapulted me over the handlebars , then the bike ran over me, I was OK when I first hit the ground but the bike running over me broke 4 ribs, my jaw, my left elbow and my right wrist. I was 16 I walked home the rest of the way (1/4 mile) leaving the bike in the ditch, collapesed on the couch and called my mom and said mom im really f***ked up and hung up , she got home in like 10 minutes flat (normally a 30 minute drive) came in saw me bleeding all over and writhing in pain and said "OH Thank GOD I thought you were f****ed from drugs or something"

    4. Re:Drivetrain by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 4, Informative

      A thin aluminum frag-guard would keep the driver perfectly safe in the (unlikely) event of a chain failure.

      That's not a nelly little bicycle chain. Motorcycle chains are stout stuff.


      I've broken a couple. It is annoying, since it tends to strand you and/or lose races, but I have never been hurt or seen anyone hurt as a result. Can't say the same for any number of other component failures (coolant hoses for instance). For me the worst thing about chains is the constant lubing and adjusting. I'd like to see more kevlar drive belts (no adjustment necessary) like Harley-Davdson uses.

      That said, some olde tyme designs had three chains: one timing (to the cam), one primary (to the gearbox) and one final drive. But I have never seen a motorcycle cam or primary chain break through a case.

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    5. Re:Drivetrain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude.. I hope that was a joke =D

    6. Re:Drivetrain by msim · · Score: 2, Informative

      Man you'd be suprised what kinda stuff passes for accidents on motorcycles. Some VICIOUS stuff can happen.

      take a stroll down www.bikemovies.com for some cracker examples.

      Or take a peek at http://www.whileyouwereout.net/online/ for some small ones.

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    7. Re:Drivetrain by msim · · Score: 1

      Not to sound like a total twat but lubing that chain would be a frigging shit of a thing.

      I hope that they come standard with a scottoiler or something.

      But on the other hand i'd be very nervous about the handling with the weight of the engine so far in front of you. If you go on the throttle hard, you'd chew your tyre out viciously, no mono's here.

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    8. Re:Drivetrain by Usquebaugh · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Oh you clueless idiot, mods as well.

      Most bikers are killed/injured/generally fucked up by sudden impacts, either with other vehicles or the scenery. The chain failing is just not an issue.

    9. Re:Drivetrain by Methuseus · · Score: 1

      it's something that'll probably happen in one or 2 of these things, unless they're made really shoddily, but that's another story.

      I agree it shouldn't be informative, but it's something that's sorta neat to think about. If this does happen while someone is riding, I want uncensored pics of the damage.

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    10. Re:Drivetrain by Avihson · · Score: 1

      The only issue I see with the chain drive is the loss of efficiency you would get with 3 chains. The photos are too small to tell where and how they adjust the chain tension. Belt drive would have a lot less maintenance here.

      Looks cool. but Impractical as hell, wonder what the turn radius is with those funky wheel-covers?

    11. Re:Drivetrain by ScottKin · · Score: 0

      What kind of chain are you speaking about? Something for a 150cc that jumps over hills and runs like "bhhrraap....braa-raaaa-raaapppp" or one that is meant to be driven on streets, roads and highways?

      If it's a streetbike, then you or someone else has been monkeying with the chain tension. Drivechains for *serious* motorcycles only break if there severely abused.

      --ScottKin

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    12. Re:Drivetrain by nacturation · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It should also come with something to fix that problem where it stalls if you let it drop below 10,000 RPM.

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    13. Re:Drivetrain by 1029 · · Score: 1

      Lol, great story. Looks like those "Drug Warriors" at least got your mom's priorities straight. Drugs == bad. Bleeding son == oh well.

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    14. Re:Drivetrain by MajorDick · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually my step-brother was a stoner. She was deathly afraid of me following in his footsteps. Whats really sad is right now hes worth about a cool 5 million, and I cant find a #%$@^ job.

    15. Re:Drivetrain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get some manly roller chain, then. The inch-wide stuff.

    16. Re:Drivetrain by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1

      I guess I'm showing my age and former poverty here. Before o-ring chains became pervasive, broken chains were much more common. One of mine was an old fashioned metal piece of crap. The other was an elderly Tsubaki o-ring chain on a Ninja 900. I never recovered the chain so I am not sure of the details, but IIRC, the sprockets were pretty worn (which also means worn chain). I made very little money back then, had no car and frequently rode 200-500 miles in rough weather.

      I have also seen chains fail from broken or improperly installed master link clips. I guess that isn't technically "breaking" but the net effect is similar.

      Personally, I think small bore two stroke dirt bikes are plenty serious. Not that I ever even owned a dirt bike, but I used to have to test ride them at work. Mostly motocross, not enduro, so 125, 250 and 500cc, not 150cc. But trust me, a CR500 is serious.

      I wish you could still get two stroke street bikes in the US. I have an RD400 Daytona project bike in my basement right now.

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    17. Re:Drivetrain by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1

      Got shaft now, I'm ashamed to admit. I'm an old man and thus ride an R90S these days. Chain abuse was youthful indescretion.

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    18. Re:Drivetrain by ScottKin · · Score: 0

      I think I heard of some company that was in the process of reviving the old Indian company and their designs, including their double-pumper (aka two-stroke) engines - but I don't exactly remember the source. Also, wasn't H-D bringing back two-strokers or at least contemplating it?

      That "400" would be sweet to see when it's completed.

      --ScottKin

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    19. Re:Drivetrain by haggar · · Score: 1

      LOL! That was a great story. And I'm glad your mom has her priorities well put. I agree with her. I know people can recover from accidents like yours, but I have never ever met (I guess they exist) a single druggy that ditched his addiction.

      Best of luck to you in finding a job and otherwise.

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    20. Re:Drivetrain by Fzz · · Score: 4, Interesting
      That said, some olde tyme designs had three chains: one timing (to the cam), one primary (to the gearbox) and one final drive. But I have never seen a motorcycle cam or primary chain break through a case.

      I had a primary drive chain fail on a old Honda 400 Four under full throttle while banked over somewhat in a low-ish speed bend. It didn't break through the case, but the engine sure stopped fast. The 10ms before I pulled in the clutch, and almost getting high-sided afterwards were one of those slow-motion moments I won't forget in a hurry. Fortunately no injuries other than a few pulled muscles from putting my foot down at 40mph.

      I'm sure it would have been very interesting at a higher speed.

    21. Re:Drivetrain by zepher-109 · · Score: 1

      insightfull? in the movie the bike stalls if you let it drop below 5000 rpm...there was a scene when Tetsuo took the bike with Kaori...and it stalled on him becuase he didn't know about the rpm thing. it's funny, not insightfull.

    22. Re:Drivetrain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      called my mom and said mom im really f***ked up and hung up

      nice to see you were brought up good.

      I'm betting the CEO loves to hear you say "your plan is a fucking piece of shit, only a asshole would come up with this."

      Lesson #1 nobody is impressed by profanity, you will NEVER be high up on the food chain until you learn it.

      I smack jerks that talk that way to their mother. please let me knw when I can come and kick your punk ass.

    23. Re:Drivetrain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a great idea WHY you cant get a job.

      read and listen to yourself then compare it to what real members of society talk and write like...

      you will NEVER be a CTO or VP of anything until you learn that.

    24. Re:Drivetrain by fbg111 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I smack jerks that talk that way to their mother. please let me knw when I can come and kick your punk ass.

      I'm sure he's quaking in his boots, you fucking Coward.

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    25. Re:Drivetrain by essreenim · · Score: 1

      Yeah just add a couple of gattling guns to each side an voila -

      a bike to kick the A-Team van, or Kit's ass.

      p.s. I do love the A-Team van.

      A really cool waist-length black leather jacket would be a must if you ride that thing though.

      Can you really see someone in denim matching that futuristic lookin thing!

    26. Re:Drivetrain by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      Ha, that's the funniest 80's drug paranoia moment I've heard of in a long time. Great story, good that you survived to tell it.

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    27. Re:Drivetrain by SunBug · · Score: 1

      The problem with 2-stroke engines is that they're dirty. They aren't illegal because they're 2-stroke, they're illegal because they can't pass modern emissions.

      Modern engines under 50cc don't have to pass emissions tests, so you see them in mopeds. The pre-ban 2-strokes were grandfathered in.

      If you look really hard, you can sometimes find grey-market 2-strokes. I knew a guy with a suzuki 250 (I forget the model) with street tags, and I've heard of a few street-legal aprilia RS-250s.

    28. Re:Drivetrain by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Not denim. Not black. Red.

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    29. Re:Drivetrain by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1
      The problem with 2-stroke engines is that they're dirty. They aren't illegal because they're 2-stroke, they're illegal because they can't pass modern emissions.
      Two strokes need not be dirty. A sealed case design with fuel and air injection, such as the Australian Orbital models, can run significantly more cleanly than similar displacement carbureted four stroke engines. Two strokes with OCP direct fuel injection have met even California Ultra Low Emissions Level (ULEV) standards. And off course, it produces much more power.
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    30. Re:Drivetrain by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1

      I remember the old Aermacchi Harley-Davidson two strokes with some fondness. I believe H-D bought the motorcycle division of Aermacchi, the Italian aerospace firm, in the late fifties. IIRC, after they sold it it evolved into Cagiva, which is now the fifth largest motocycle manufacturer in the world, owning such prestigious brands as Ducati, MV Augusta and Husqvarna.

      My RD is a bit of a mess. But it has Tomasselli clip ons, Raask rear sets, DG chambers and a ported Daytona head. Needs a complete rebuild though.

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    31. Re:Drivetrain by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1

      I love those little bikes. Although the RD was superior by all functional standards, the 400 Four was just magical. One of the bikes I regret never having owned. Too bad you had to lose it to a catastrophic failure.

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    32. Re:Drivetrain by iNetRunner · · Score: 1

      None of those files on http://www.whileyouwereout.net/online/ work (404)..

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    33. Re:Drivetrain by SonOfThor · · Score: 1

      Hi, nice to meet you. "Ditched" my methamphetamine addiction 7 years ago, my nicotine addiction 3 years ago, and I'm in the process of ditching my masturbation addiction. Whoops, I've said too much!

    34. Re:Drivetrain by haggar · · Score: 1

      So, I can't say anymore I never met people like you. But I'm not sure I wanted to know *all* of what you shared with me :o)))))

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    35. Re:Drivetrain by msim · · Score: 1

      yeah i just realised afterwards, i deleted them to save space a while back. Might go and pop 'em back up when i get home from work.

      *ooopsie*

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    36. Re:Drivetrain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually its if it drops below 5000rpm when changing gear.

      Which makes more sense.

  5. Superpowers not included by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does it leave neat glowy trails in the air? And what about the background music? I want to hear drums and people yelling "DAH... DAH... DAHDAH!" in the background whenever I crank this baby up.

    1. Re:Superpowers not included by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

      No superpowers, but I bet it includes a free pack of stickers.

    2. Re:Superpowers not included by Vairon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sure it does. You just have to take massive amounts of hallucinogenic drugs first and play the CD. Scratch that. With the right drugs, you won't NEED the CD.

    3. Re:Superpowers not included by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm holding out till they bundle it with a laser rifle.

      Then I figure I won't have to go looking for the hot Japanese girls fighting for the resistance, they'll come to me.

    4. Re:Superpowers not included by Mondoz · · Score: 1

      That's the first thing I noticed - the complete lack of decals...

      If I were going to get this bike, (yeah, right) I'd demand stickers like in the movie.

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    5. Re:Superpowers not included by _Sexy_Pants_ · · Score: 1

      Citizen is a must!

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  6. Want one? by cybermace5 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you like it so much, then steal one for yourself like I did!

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    1. Re:Want one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      MOD IS RETARD, parent was quoting from the movie

    2. Re:Want one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fixed.

    3. Re:Want one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Though technically he wasn't really quoting from the movie, it's in Japanese and the English wording is up to the translator....

    4. Re:Want one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A to the N to tha A to the L! w00t!

    5. Re:Want one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOD IS RETARD, parent was quoting from the movie

      Then perhaps a tiny bit of ITALICs might have better indicated that it was a quote from the movie? Or maybe by prefixing the line with the name of the person saying it (just like every other script on the planet).

      Don't bitch about it if you took a short-cut when posting.

    6. Re:Want one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      anyone that doesn't know a line from one of the most popular anime films ever doesn't deserve mod points. This is news for nerds, dammit.

  7. That moto by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    has enough bicycle chains on there to make the Wright Brothers proud

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    1. Re:That moto by ChristianBaekkelund · · Score: 1

      huh?...
      you do realize that many (most?) motorcycles are chain driven, right?

    2. Re:That moto by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Even the old Harleys didn't have that many.

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  8. Cost by CmdrMooCow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Wow... I wonder what the price tag will be.

    If only I could afford it!

    1. Re:Cost by MouseR · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Pff. Looser! I'll just steel one myself.

  9. Cool... by jcuervo · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Wish I spoke Japanese.

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    1. Re:Cool... by irokitt · · Score: 0, Redundant

      ???????????? (picture) ????????????????? (Picture)

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    2. Re:Cool... by balthan · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't being able to read Japanese be a little more useful in this case?

    3. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Wish I spoke Japanese.

      For Akira, it's really easy.

      "KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" (translation: we still have five minutes to fill, what shall we do?)

      "TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (translation: how about some more random shouting?)

      "KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" (translation: good idea, let's do that.)

  10. Hey, nice by Freston+Youseff · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...on its cockpit is DVD-navi-system + trackball & ten-key + custom computer-controlled LED meters...

    Yeah...that's, uh, a great investment for a motorcycle.

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    1. Re:Hey, nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Bah humbug" yourself Scrooge! If you think this is just "a motorcycle" you shouldn't be allowed to post here.

    2. Re:Hey, nice by Seehund · · Score: 1

      It's not "a motorcycle". It's a piece of plastic.

      This is a motorcycle. Well, almost. It's missing one MG-42. :)

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    3. Re:Hey, nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  11. Dear God: THANK YOU! by sithkhan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is THE Holy Grail, until someone builds an EVA .... God, how I am glad I am entering the job market this year! All that cash, burning a hole in my pocket! Where do I sign for one?

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    1. Re:Dear God: THANK YOU! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the fuck would anyone want an EVA? They're hellishly expensive to maintain, require a large operating staff, have a raging unpredictable beast locked inside, and only work for five minutes if the power cord is unplugged. A Gundam would be much better.

    2. Re:Dear God: THANK YOU! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God, how I am glad I am entering the job market this year! All that cash, burning a hole in my pocket!

      So you're either a lawyer - or you're starting up an outsourcing company in India?

      Otherwise: I feel sorry for you. The reality shock of what you'll actually be earning will be quite great when it hits.

    3. Re:Dear God: THANK YOU! by Ironsides · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, No, No. The next Holy Grail will be when I get my perfect fully working replica of Gundam Zero working. All I have to do is figure out where to get the plutonium. Maybe if I traded someone some pinball machine parts....

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    4. Re:Dear God: THANK YOU! by BigFire · · Score: 1

      None of the Gundam uses Plutonium.

      The mobile suit of Universal Century uses reactor that utilized He3 and H2, albeit with a hand-waving physic.

    5. Re:Dear God: THANK YOU! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Screw the Evas man.... how about this sweet thing?

    6. Re:Dear God: THANK YOU! by shadowcabbit · · Score: 1

      Forget the Eva.

      I want Rei. ^_^

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  12. Cool motorcycle by General+Sherman · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a shame their server wasn't as fast as that motorocycle.

    Anyone got a mirror?

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    1. Re:Cool motorcycle by paz5 · · Score: 1

      so I was slower than the other person and the original image went flop but i think this is the same..... (sorry to be redundant)

      but incase his breaks (and then mine will ofcourse...)

      http://disjunct.org/06.jpg

  13. impressive. by Mandrake · · Score: 5, Funny
    I have never been inspired to sit on a motorcycle before, except possibly by the Robotech Cyclones. I wonder how long it will be until someone licenses and produces those ;)

    This is why the japanese should build up a military. We'd have mechs walking around and defending tokyo from alien invasions in no time. Except they'd have to be piloted by children who were finicky and subject to teen angst.

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    1. Re:impressive. by the_mad_poster · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yea, and they'd probably get raped by an octopus or something. Not everything about Japanese culture is cool.

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    2. Re:impressive. by BaumSquad · · Score: 2, Funny
      But they'd have to watch out when the invading countries prepare for the onslaught by blasting some pop music to confuse and diffuse the robot mecha defenders.

      (alternate ending quote in Tora! Tora! Tora!)

      "I fear all we've done is to awaken a sleeping Minmae attack"

      Yeah, that'll be the day. :)

    3. Re:impressive. by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      The Japanese have built up quite a military, mainly to defend themselves against the potential threats of North Korea and China. Their military (especially their navy and air force) is quite high-tech and well-funded. Because of their large military strength, the international community (especially the U.S.) wants them to help out with expensive international peacekeeping missions such as those sanctioned by the U.N. Unfortunately Japan's constitution (which the U.S. helped draft in something like 7 days after WWII) prohibits them from participating in any non-defensive foreign military action. There is quite a lot of discussion in Japan about changing the constitution and there was also quite a lot of commotion (both excitement and protest) at Japan sending a handful of troops to help out in Iraq after the war was declared over.

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    4. Re:impressive. by dJCL · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, the mechs may not be that far off... Take the article about the powered backpack that was on a few weeks back, and extrapolate the technology over a few years. First you get loading assistants like seen in the Alien movies. Then, as the military (or militant corporations like the RIAA) get into it, larger versions with heavy weaponry as standard features. Not too long later you will have people make some simple transforming ones, think new dominion tank police. The more advanced transforming onese come later, leading to space frames, like Nadesico, and land/air/space versions with mind control like in Macross Plus.

      And yes I know that most of those are not the first to use any given concept, I just happen to remember the names on those ones... I've not watched much anime lately.

      Anyway...

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    5. Re:impressive. by botono9 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe I'm missing something, but you seem to be saying that octopus rape isn't cool.

    6. Re:impressive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sprak for yourself, you insensitive clod!

    7. Re:impressive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, YOU rape the octopus!

    8. Re:impressive. by Zugok · · Score: 1

      This is impressive, but I can think of two cooler motorcycles from anime. The Highway Star from Bubblegum Crisis 4 Revenge Road. Any of the Garland motorcycles from the Megazone 23 series. I don't care if it transforms or not, I love the bikes :)

      --
      "I just can't sit while people are saying nonsense in a meeting without saying it's nonsense" J Watson, Sci Am 288:(4)51
    9. Re:impressive. by Methuseus · · Score: 1

      you read my mind...... freaky.....

      granted it's not one of my main fetishes, but it's not as bad as some things Americans have come up with...

      --
      Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, though I'm not yet sure about the universe. - A Einstein
    10. Re:impressive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cep't mechas are impractical in real life. In war, would you like to be a) about a meter off the ground in a heavily armed tank, or b) ten meters off the ground in an unwieldly robot thingy wearing a "shoot me!" sign big enuff to be seen to the next province?

      Or better yet, on foot hiding in a ditch.

      Personally, I go for ditch.

    11. Re:impressive. by hak1du · · Score: 1

      This is why the japanese should build up a military. We'd have mechs walking around and defending tokyo from alien invasions in no time.

      I hope they can attract the alien invasion to go along with the military--after all, that would quickly resolve the scientific question of whether there is intelligent life (elsewhere?) in the universe.

    12. Re:impressive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cep't mechas are impractical in real life. In war, would you like to be a) about a meter off the ground in a heavily armed tank, or b) ten meters off the ground in an unwieldly robot thingy wearing a "shoot me!" sign big enuff to be seen to the next province?

      I believe the quote is: "If you can see it, you can kill it"

    13. Re:impressive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the mechs may not be that far off... Take the article about the powered backpack that was on a few weeks back, and extrapolate the technology over a few years. First you get loading assistants like seen in the Alien movies....

      While the mechanical / control side might be progressing nicely, the power storage side has stalled. So unless you figure out how to repeal the laws of Thermodynamics, or increase motor efficiency to 100% or something...

      A wheeled forklift is always going to be more energy efficient then a walking forklift. Heck, it's probably cheaper to redesign the loading facilities to use wheeled forklifts and/or raise dock heights then to invest in exoskeletal loading mechs for the workers.

    14. Re:impressive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares if they're getting raped? They're still having much better sex than any of us will get in our lifetimes...

    15. Re:impressive. by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

      What every military mech designer should remember: Remember the Battle of Hoth. If every kid with a small jet aircraft, a bit of string and a lightsaber can conceivably take the thing down, there's probably a fundamental kind of problem in the overall design.

      The problem with mechs is that they're relatively slow and big. The theory is that they can easily take down everything smaller than them. The practice is that they probaly won't, and only serve as big targets for artillery and air-launched missiles - and infantry specifically trained to attack them.

    16. Re:impressive. by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      While they would be near useless in open warfare, city strikes or even police duties could use them in certain situations.

    17. Re:impressive. by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 2, Interesting
      as a former anti-tank gunner, I can tell you that a big problem with tanks is that they have a big signature and attract a large amount of attention. a true mech (a bazillion meters high and umpteen tons heavy) would be a great target for anything.

      however, a smaller version, like a Battletech Elemental would be great. Impervious to small arms. more mobile than standard infantry. nigh-impossible for armored vehicles to track in time.

      hell. I'd field test it.

    18. Re:impressive. by arakon · · Score: 1

      Thats why you don't make big slow mechs. :)

      I've always been taken with the Mechwarrior "Elemental". It's basically a one man power suit with a fusion generator strapped to it. Throw in some good steroids/muscle response time enhancers, and you got yourself a good little "FAST" super soldier.

      I could only see a big mech used as psychological control on large populations (of say a city of militarily ignorant people).

      --
      "If I were bound by all laws everywhere I'm sure I would have committed a capital crime somewhere."
    19. Re:impressive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not. The ink gets all over your clothes.

  14. What are the specs? by DigiShaman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That's badass and all....but how does it handle? Does it take cornering well?...etc.

    Or, is the bike merely for show with crappy performance and sluggish control?

    --
    Life is not for the lazy.
    1. Re:What are the specs? by ho1ywind · · Score: 1

      By looks it doesn't look like it handle very well. It's built low like a cruiser which doesn't leave much lean clearance. Having your legs out in front doesn't help you manage your weight well either. There is a reason race bikes are built high with your legs positioned back. It would be waay cool to own for the street but I think I'll still be using the Gixxer on the track ;)

    2. Re:What are the specs? by PapayaSF · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The big cornering problem looks like it would be those cool-looking hemispherical "hubcaps." It wouldn't be hard to touch one down on a turn, and if that happened it'd be all over....

      --
      Q: What does the "B." in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for? A: Benoit B. Mandelbrot
    3. Re:What are the specs? by Methuseus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I haven't seen the movie in a while, but I seem to remember it didn't have the best handling in Akira, either.....

      --
      Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, though I'm not yet sure about the universe. - A Einstein
    4. Re:What are the specs? by shog9 · · Score: 1
      It's for overgrown adult-children; there isn't a lot of crossover with the hardcore motorcycling community.

      Er, exactly which hardcore motorcycling community would you be talking about now? Or do the mature, well-grounded ones just keep well hidden...?
    5. Re:What are the specs? by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      By looks it doesn't look like it handle very well. It's built low like a cruiser which doesn't leave much lean clearance.

      If the COG is low enough, you don't need ridiculous lean angles. Well, not AS ridiculous.

      There is a reason race bikes are built high with your legs positioned back.

      Yup, familiarity. For the same reason that new word processors need to be Word clones, new bikes need to be Kawasaki Ninja 600 clones (yes, there were faired bikes before then, but that and a few others of the time were fairly definitive). Another reason is rulebooks. If FIM and AMA would get over themselves, we could have some truly aerodynamic bikes with a return to dustbin fairings. Fat chance of that happening though.

      It would be waay cool to own for the street but I think I'll still be using the Gixxer on the track ;)

      I imagine even a GSXR400 would do laps quicker on a tight road course than this bike. But can it do a t-stop? :)

      BTW, you should look at the Gurney Gator.

      --
      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    6. Re:What are the specs? by AEton · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I would challenge the moderators of the above comment to explain what could possibly constitute "flamebait". The lack of technical specifications for this vehicle might be explained by the fact that it's an enormous practical joke - a little late for April Fool's, perhaps, but a joke nonetheless.

      Consider that from the above linked article and personal experience, in Japan anime is cartoons. The best anime - Akira might be up there - is still a cartoon movie and not of a genre which is overall taken seriously. Compare the American popular success of Scooby Doo 2 to any serious animated work and it becomes clear that just like in America, anime is not revered by the Japanese people, the expected consumers of the linked "product".

      You might be able to buy a giant tree house or a Space Ghost desk and chair or an Ed, Edd, n Eddy gumball machine if you have enough money to burn in America, but no rational person does this because these are more important things to spend one's money on - like, say, anything but cartoon accessories. No rational adult would buy a Hello Kitty motorcycle.

      In this regard, anyone who takes anime seriously is disregarding and disrespecting the Japanese attitude towards the media and, in effect, displaying a bizarrely childlike fixation on things that are neither very deep nor very significant.

      One could argue that perhaps vehicle enthusiasts (car, bicycle, or motorcycle) are pursuing blindly a childlike desire to drive. Culturally speaking, though, there is a precedent for this fascination with the vehicle, and to demean people who are truly interested in the mechanics of their motorcycle (as opposed to, say, buying a Harley because it looks cool) is by corollary to demean people who are truly interested in how their computer works (as opposed to, say, buying an Alienware PC because it looks cool).

      If the above comment was moderated down because the linked article challenges your notion of what does and doesn't constitute fine art and demand great respect in Japanese culture - well, it took me by surprise too. Educating yourself is an integral component of developing a meaningful cultural awareness; the lack of such a competent understanding is certainly a foundation of the anti-American sentiment with which some three hundred million US citizens (Slashdot is US-centric :/) must cope. Rather than blithe submission to Japanophilia, consider that this motorcycle is either an elaborate prank or a supreme waste of money on a puerile object.

      --
      We recently had heard in the office over one of the Yellow Machine that's made by Anthology Solutions.
    7. Re:What are the specs? by Albinoman · · Score: 1

      This isnt to flame you, but you are showing off your ignorance. Not all bikers are the fat, woolly, renegade, Hell's Angel's kind. Theres a good reason they often have a "%1" tattooed on themselves somewhere. A huge majority are along the lines of RUBbers, stands for "Rich Urban Biker".

      Besides that, the younger crowd tends to buy used crotch rockets. A Harley-Davidson (whose riders probably give you youre bad mental image of them) is an expensive bike, easily as much a new car.

    8. Re:What are the specs? by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 1

      while I don't doubt that it's not exactly going to be high-end machine, those of us interested in buying one probably won't buy one unless it's got at least reasonable performance, hence the need for specs.

    9. Re:What are the specs? by Kaishaku255 · · Score: 1

      By the looks of it, it steers like a train.

      Even so, I just know that someone's going to try to reproduce the T-stop at the end of the game of chicken, per the cartoon and this pic (as noted in the original post), as soon as they buy it. And that someone is in for a rude awakening, I'm afraid.

      Okay that someone's probably going to be me. ;)

      Just for the coolness factor, it will make a great street cruiser! Even if the performance sucks.

      --

      Seppuku: Your solution to my problems!

    10. Re:What are the specs? by UserGoogol · · Score: 1
      Yes, Japanese people don't take their animation industry very seriously. I mean, they'll like Mizaki films when they come out, but yes, they do consider it kids' stuff to some degree.

      But Japanese cartoons still rock. So do many American ones, actually, (South Park, Futurama, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Sealab 2021...) but Japan has more variety, (our best cartoons are in comedy, they do better in drama and action) for one reason or another.

      In this regard, anyone who takes anime seriously is disregarding and disrespecting the Japanese attitude towards the media and, in effect, displaying a bizarrely childlike fixation on things that are neither very deep nor very significant.


      No. First of all, there's a lot of great stuff out there. (Not all cartoons are for kids. Just because most Japanese people think Anime is for kids doesn't mean the creators do.) And secondly, that's like saying, "Anyone who takes American Science Fiction seriously is disregarding and disrespecting American attitude towards the genre, and, in effect, is demonstrating a bizzarely childlike fixation on things that are neither very deep nor very signifigant."

      Who effing cares what "the Japanese people" think? We're just here to watch some damned good cartoons.

      I'll agree with you though that this is a rough equivalent of the Space Ghost desk, and not really intended to be actually used by anyone.
      --
      "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." -- Hanlon's Razor
    11. Re:What are the specs? by ScottKin · · Score: 0

      AEton - in your sig you forgot the following:

      1 Burdine Intelligent Translator...and Thompson Eye-phones. ...and don't forget that viewing Slashdot too often can cause Synaptic seepage

      --ScottKin

      --
      I don't give a rat's behind about "karma" here or anywhere else. Don't like what I have to say here? Deal with it!
    12. Re:What are the specs? by stor · · Score: 1

      That's badass and all....but how does it handle? Does it take cornering well?...etc.

      That bike's to big for a little shrimp like you...

      Cheers
      Stor

      --
      "Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
    13. Re:What are the specs? by Lost+Race · · Score: 1
      No rational adult would buy a Hello Kitty motorcycle.
      My wife is a big Hello Kitty fan, and is a motorcyclist in need of a new 400cc sport bike. I would be first in line to buy one, if it were a good mechanically sound vehicle that just happened to have gaudy Sanrio designs painted all over it. Adult? Yes! Rational? Probably! Is "HELLO KITTY" any worse than "GSZXR-RR-R ULTRA-XTREEM SPORT"?

      As for the Akira bike... well, I and all my biker buddies were drooling when we saw that part of the movie, swearing if such a thing ever existed we'd each get one.... Of course it was just talk; given a chance to put down real money for such a mechanical impossibility we'd most likely decline. It was a beautiful dream, now effectively ruined by half-assed pseudo-reality.

    14. Re:What are the specs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, good to hear you got a job! Sorry that you're still a pompous, insufferable jackhole. Ain't no paycheck gonna undo that. Well, good luck fuckchop, Love, Tim Irwin

  15. Done. by Adam9 · · Score: 4, Informative
  16. All I need now is a Light Cycle from TRON! by BaumSquad · · Score: 4, Interesting
    And this thing and my collection of Kick Azz Moto Bikes would be complete!

    I've been watching American Chopper and just dreaming of the day I could have enough cash to order a custom light cycle.

    It would be the PERFECT thing to go with my TRON costume: TRON Costume by BaumSquad

    Until I can make that happen, I'll just have to save up for this thing! Kaaannaaaaeeeedddaaaaa!!!!

    1. Re:All I need now is a Light Cycle from TRON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh you fucking loser, its a friday night, go out, to a bar, NOW!

    2. Re:All I need now is a Light Cycle from TRON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we scares the peoples in bars, doesn't we? yes, yes...

    3. Re:All I need now is a Light Cycle from TRON! by Al-Hala · · Score: 1

      Very cool Tron suit. Ignore the AC, I'm sure he can manage to stuff beers in his throat, but that's about it.

    4. Re:All I need now is a Light Cycle from TRON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, you look almost exactly like my brother.

    5. Re:All I need now is a Light Cycle from TRON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, sure it sounds like fun now, but you just know that before too long someone on a different colored cycle will come up and start riding beside you and we all know how that will end!

    6. Re:All I need now is a Light Cycle from TRON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    7. Re:All I need now is a Light Cycle from TRON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "oh you fucking loser, its a friday night, go out, to a bar, NOW!"

      Yeah, because nothing says "winner" like continually drinking until one of the available mutts looks good enough to catch a disease from.

  17. Just one laser rifle short. by Orclover · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ok after this ill be one millitary issue laser rifle short of living out my childhood dreams of hunting down psychic ex-best friends.

    --
    I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. -Fight Club
    1. Re:Just one laser rifle short. by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1


      If they're psychic, won't they know you are coming and avoid you? Or did you mean psycotic?

      --
      "Unheard of means only it's undreamed of yet,
      Impossible means not yet done." ~~ Julia Ecklar
    2. Re:Just one laser rifle short. by May+Kasahara · · Score: 2, Informative
      Both... in Tetsuo's case ;)

      Tetsuo (the psychic ex-best friend in Akira) could read minds (at least in the manga; can't remember the details regarding the anime), but it appears he was only capable of doing so when the person who's mind he's reading is within a few feet of him. After Tetsuo aquires his powers, Kaneda tends to keep his distance from him (all the better to hit him with military-issue laser rifles).

    3. Re:Just one laser rifle short. by Jameth · · Score: 1

      I think you also need a best-friend to ex first.

  18. with apologies to hose who prefer subtitles... by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

    ...that bike would chew you up and spit you out!

    (Also: wow. Nice.)

    1. Re:with apologies to hose who prefer subtitles... by Zareste · · Score: 1

      Wasn't it, "That bike will chew you up and spit out the seeds, sport." I've got that movie DOWN.

      --
      I am NOT a number! I am a - oh wait, I'm number 761710. Look! 761710!
    2. Re:with apologies to hose who prefer subtitles... by ScottKin · · Score: 0

      Are we talking about the original Japanese release, the English Translation version or the 2001 Remastered English Translation version:

      "I've customized that bike for myself. It's too wild - you couldn't handle it"

      --ScottKin

      --
      I don't give a rat's behind about "karma" here or anywhere else. Don't like what I have to say here? Deal with it!
  19. garland operator 7-g by joe_bruin · · Score: 0

    sure, but does it transform into a giant robot? i'm not buying one unless it can jump and shoot. the garland-cycle from megazone 23 did this three years before akira.

    1. Re:garland operator 7-g by zepher-109 · · Score: 1

      The Akira manga is from 1982.

  20. Robotech Cyclones haven't aged very well by wolfpaws · · Score: 1, Interesting

    All of those 1980's wedged surfaces are fugly.

    Besides, the nerd factor of riding any sci-fi reproduction pretty much means you will never get laid again...Ever. ;P

  21. Damnit... by Cyno01 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Already taken a wicked slashdotting... Anyone grab the pics? Also, anyone have a rough translation of the site that isn't down? This is really cool, kinda reminds me of that concept peugeot did that was a warthog from halo. But when can i get one of these?!!

    --
    "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
    1. Re:Damnit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MADCAT SUX0RS! It's all about the Supernova lightened up, with jump jets, big engine, and three Gauss rifles. I call it the "Amputator."

      That or a Thor with a couple PPCs and frag cannons.

      Shadowcat loaded up with small lasers wasn't bad either.

    2. Re:Damnit... by Boatman · · Score: 1

      Warthog, huh? Looks to me more like a puma.

      --
      --Just the place for a snark!
    3. Re:Damnit... by Cebu · · Score: 1

      For all those who have no idea what he's talking about, the Puma reference is from an episode of Red Versus Blue.

    4. Re:Damnit... by hiryuu · · Score: 1
      But when can i get one of these?!!

      [Link to MadCat/Timberwolf images snipped.]

      For nothing other than the cool-looking factor, that is my 'mech of choice, too. My gf and I had taken her youngest to the mall, and in one of the game stores they had some 'mech toys. I spotted the MadCat version and pointed it out.

      "That's what I want."

      "The toy?" she asked.

      "No, the 75-ton version with jump jets and missile racks."

      "What would you do with it?"

      "I'd stomp stuff."

      --
      Karma: Excellent, but still won't get you laid.
  22. 249-998cc? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
    So is it -749 CC, 249998cc, or some indeterminate displacement between 249 and 998cc? No I've got it, it has a head with variable displacement, so it can vary compression, right?

    I'm guessing it's around 2.5 liter. Can anyone shed any illumination?

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    1. Re:249-998cc? by MajorDick · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well not if its going to be sold in Japan, there is a 500cc limit on motorcycles, hell it take many,many years to be even allowed to ride the 500cc big iron, you have to start at 5cc, liscences are issued accordingly, its funny they cant buy the big bikes they sell abroad new, BUT there is a lookhole that allows them to re-import used bike > than 500cc, I solg my 83 GPZ 1100 to a broker that specalizes in exactly doing that he made a million in the late 80's early 90's doing that.

    2. Re:249-998cc? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I meant 50cc to start off with.

    3. Re:249-998cc? by johnpaul191 · · Score: 1

      i get the impression they will be making models with 250cc engines all the way up to 1 liter models..... i don't think it's some crazy inline 4 that you can selectively turn off cylinders.

      I guess anything over 500ccs is intended for export? maybe people that use the loopholes or buy it as a showpiece. There is someway to get larger bikes there but it's weird. I know Harley-Davidson somehow imports at least some bikes to Japan. I learned that on the factory tour. That says something since the smallest HD is an 885cc engine (right? except the Buell Blast).

    4. Re:249-998cc? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the Japanese don't start off riding a lovin' spoonful?

    5. Re:249-998cc? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      yeah in the states they let any turd ride a crotch rocket...

      I always wish a nice big june bug or bee on the idiots rocketing at 95 down the highway driving in-between cars without a helmet and wearing a wife beater, shorts and fricking sandals... Yes you are fricking stupid if you don't wear a helmet at greater than highway speeds... espically a full face helmet with shield.

      the great part about motorcycles though is that the stupid drivers thin themselves out of the gene pool pretty quckly.

      I just wish that drivers licenses and cycle endorsements here in the USA was as strict as other countries.. at least the guy driving 100+MPH would be smart enough to not ride 3 inches from the car in front of him...

      it blows my mind when I see a idiot on a cycle tailgaiting a car.

      --
      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    6. Re:249-998cc? by MajorDick · · Score: 1

      I would agree 100%, my last accident about 4 years ago, I went over the bars yet again, due to another mechanical failure. My head hit a curb made of bricks at the corner of my driveway it was a Snell rated racing helmet and IT BROKE ! I ended up with a skull fracture, albeit it mild one a hell of a lot worse than any concussion Ive had, I cant even imagine what kind of gooo my head would have been without it.

    7. Re:249-998cc? by zmollusc · · Score: 1

      "head with variable displacement"?????????? That wouldn't affect the capacity of the engine, which as any fule kno, is swept volume (although big arguments when you try to measure swept volume in a rotary engine!).

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      They whose government reduces their essential liberties for temporary security, receive neither liberty nor security.
    8. Re:249-998cc? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Unless you have a flat head you can change its displacement. This is how the equivalent of timing advance is controlled on Compression Ignition (CI) diesel engines. On small models, there is actually a screw which you tighten, it changes the compression ratio, which changes the ignition point.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    9. Re:249-998cc? by zmollusc · · Score: 1

      So? You can skim the head of an engine to increase the compression ratio but the displacement of the engine stays the same. You can't make an engine vary between 249 and 998 cc by altering the compression ratio although you can make a 998cc engine perform like a 249cc by increasing the volume of the combustion chamber.

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      They whose government reduces their essential liberties for temporary security, receive neither liberty nor security.
  23. I doubt that... it's self-healing by AllenChristopher · · Score: 4, Funny
    "the nerd factor of riding any sci-fi reproduction pretty much means you will never get laid again...Ever. ;P"

    If all you do is ride a sci-fi reproduction, the girl has to know something about either motorcycles or sci-fi to suss you out.

    Where the nerd factor comes in is the nasal bragging about the animation director's signature on the cowling. That keeps you from getting laid. Also not showering for days before or after riding in your reproduction sci-fi leather riding suit. Ewwww....

    1. Re:I doubt that... it's self-healing by Felinoid · · Score: 1

      Not showing....
      Ok so THAT is what the whole "Nerd not getting laid" thing is about.

      I started showing three or four times a day to get that "no sent" thing all the androids seam to have and every alien seams able to detect the sent on humans.

      Last thing I want is an evil alien sniffing me out.

      --
      I don't actually exist.
    2. Re:I doubt that... it's self-healing by n3m6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      did you notice that the moro-cycle was for one person only?

      made by geeks for geeks I guess.

    3. Re:I doubt that... it's self-healing by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Stop trusting in the spell checker. You mean scent, not sent. And seem, not seam. And, finally, showering, not showing.

      And WTF do androids have to do with anything?!

      Dumb-ass.

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      i'd hit it so hard, if you pulled me out you'd be the king of britain [bash.org]
  24. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rob_Malda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rob_Malda

  25. Real bike? by evenprime · · Score: 2, Interesting


    It has been a looong time since I saw that movie, but I seem to remember the bike being an electric vehicle, and this is not one.

    --

    "Weapons should be hardy rather than decorative" - Miyamoto Musashi
    I think that goes for OS's too
    1. Re:Real bike? by Anarcho-Goth · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember the bike being an electric vehicle

      That's what I was wondering.
      In the world of Neo-Tokyo I think most of the vehicles are electric, maybe predicting a shortage of Oil, and yet they still have some way to produce electricity. At least all the Motorcycles were electric.

      I remember it being explained somewhere that the vehicles are electric but browsing through the first volume of the comic haven't spied it. I think it was explained on the Bonus DVD to the movie.

      --
      I hate Liberals and Conservatives.
      If you are a Liberal or a Conservative, then HAVE A NICE DAY!
      Courage.
    2. Re:Real bike? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Uh, so what?

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      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    3. Re:Real bike? by cwg_at_opc · · Score: 5, Informative

      tetsuo is seen muttering about the mecanicals of of the bike, something like:

      "...ceramic, double-rotor two-wheel drive, computer-controlled anti-lock brakes, 12,000 rpms"..."

      so i believe there's an electric motor(s) in each wheel hub
      and a battery(ies) underneath the bodywork, probably under
      the seat. remember that this movie was made in 1987, so a
      ceramic rotor electric motor wasn't quite practical yet.

      a fan page is here: http://www.bbakira.co.uk/kanbike/bike.htm

      googling for "anime akira motorcycle" nets you 6,960 hits,...
      many sites think that there are any number of working prototypes
      and an even larger number of non-working models.
      i can't wait for the real deal!

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    4. Re:Real bike? by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 1

      Double rotor could be like many of Mazda's rotary engines. I'd think if they were made of ceramic, 12k RPM wouldn't be a problem. Lightened aluminum rotors can easily reach 10k now.

      If they put a rotary engine in one of those things, then I'd buy it.

      (Yes, I know my site is down, I'm trying to find CPU fans that'll work with Alpha 21164s.)

      ((Yes, I know owning rotary powered vehicals, and Alpha powered servers puts me into a totally other class of nerd, with an even lower chance of getting laid.))

    5. Re:Real bike? by ScottKin · · Score: 0

      Actually, the "Double-rotor" drive might be in reference to a rotary gearbox to drive both wheels, hence a driveshaft instead of chaindrive. When Kaneda mounts his bike and starts it up, you hear a standard motorcycle engine starting-up.

      Electric motorcycles do not make the sounds that you hear in the movie - they would be virtually silent.

      Remember this, however; It's just a cartoon.

      --ScottKin

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    6. Re:Real bike? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Doubtless you know that Norton produced Rotary Powerered Motorcycles several times. I've seen a couple small pictures of the older bikes, but I couldn't find anything likely just now.

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    7. Re:Real bike? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a cartoon... wow dude, ScottKin is on the fuckin' case. Brilliant!

    8. Re:Real bike? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using electric drives saves you a lot of chains and the like. No gears either, just use a direct drive series motor.

    9. Re:Real bike? by fbg111 · · Score: 1

      ceramic, double-rotor two-wheel drive

      Couldn't that also mean it's driven by a single, two-rotor rotary engine, where the rotor is ceramic instead of metal, and this engine drives both wheels the way a single engine drives all four wheels in 4-wheel-drive cars and trucks?

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    10. Re:Real bike? by cwg_at_opc · · Score: 1

      remember this is a cartoon/movie, and directors like to
      make sure the viewer _feels_ like the bike is doing
      something - electric motors are for the most part, pretty quiet
      and very un-interesting to listen to.
      have you listened to an EV-1 or a any of the fully electric cars?
      they're really, really quiet, and boring, definately not
      like a harley, a VFR, a ducati, or hondas new rc211v.
      as the italians would say, "no soul", that is, nothing
      to make your blood boil ;-)

      (OT - BTW, Mazda never made a triple or quad rotor engine because
      at the time they couldn't make a drive train strong enough to
      withstand the torque from the 13B, a two-rotor design.
      what didn't break was too expensive to make and sell.)

      that being said(movie-wise), why wouldn't a vehicle in a post-apocalyptic
      -alt-future be multi-fueled? bio-diesel? twin-ceramic- wankel?
      a 1liter 90degree twin with dual-camshafts? sure, why not? they'd
      supply the electric motor(s) with power, charge the battery(ies).
      you'd _want_ to have both wheels driven by motors that deliver
      power very linearly - easier to control.

      anyway, these days, this is easy for arm-chair engineers
      to contemplate, my 10-year-old road bike is a full carbon-fiber
      monocoque design with a titanium bottom bracket, and it weighs 19 lbs.
      when i bought it, 14.5lbs was ridiculous, but today, you
      can buy the bike that Lance Armstrong rides and wins on(a Trek)
      if it weighs 16lbs(with a triple for climbing) that's considered _heavy_.

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  26. does it have... by yulek · · Score: 1

    ...a reverse gear? static lightning on it's wheels? liquid cooled brakes?

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    1. Re:does it have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a Goldwing.

  27. What's this "DVD" Navigation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok I've seen this in car commercials. The last time I checked DVD mean't "digital video disc". How can you navigate with this?

    1. Re:What's this "DVD" Navigation? by ScottKin · · Score: 0

      DVD actually means more than just a Video Disc. In some places it's referred to as "Digital Versatile Disc", since it can hold more than just video.

      In the case of the bike, I believe that they actually meant DVD-ROM.

      --ScottKin

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    2. Re:What's this "DVD" Navigation? by spauldo · · Score: 1

      Actually, according to a technet article (yeah, microsoft documentation, I know) from 1996 or so, DVD was just a made-up acronym that didn't stand for anything.

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    3. Re:What's this "DVD" Navigation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the disk that holds the nav info, maps and all that crap is a DVD disk. dumbshit.

  28. Dodge Tomahawk.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Dodge's working concept seems to have some much cooler design cues:

    Dodge Tomahawk

    The *concept* of the Akira bike seems cool, but the implementation leaves a bit to be desired. They should buff up their implementation by stealing some designs from the Dodge - particularly the two-tire look back & front which looks amazingly great.

    1. Re:Dodge Tomahawk.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a steam-powered motocycled? Wouldn't that be cool? And make it shoot dragon's fire out the front. That would be cool.

    2. Re:Dodge Tomahawk.. by masoolsa · · Score: 1

      With a catapult and a built-in battering ram too!

    3. Re:Dodge Tomahawk.. by johnpaul191 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you know the only reason Dodge really bankrolled the Tomahawk was a sexy way to display the Viper's engine at car shows. When they go working on it they decided it had to work well... and it works well enough that the last i heard nobody has dared to go top speed.

      it was after a HUGE response they built some to sell. The ones they sell are missing one component... maybe a final drive chain or something? the reasoning on that was liability. the bike is just way too much for anyone to ride full throttle.

    4. Re:Dodge Tomahawk.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a motorcyclist, all I have to say about the Tomahawk is this; Dodge is a car company. They don't seem to realize that a bike has to lean to turn. Sure that thing would be great to drag race or tear down a salt flat, but riding it on the street would be suicide.

  29. Would be fun to ... by masoolsa · · Score: 1

    ride that in the
    nuke zone (./ article).

    1. Re:Would be fun to ... by masoolsa · · Score: 1
  30. Looks a lot better.... by ErichTheWebGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    without the corporate decals on it. I want one!

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    1. Re:Looks a lot better.... by spauldo · · Score: 1

      Everything in japan has corporate decals on it - it's a cultural thing.

      I remember walking around in a (pseudo-)mall in okinawa thinking, "I hope this isn't a picture of what america will look like in the future." Marketing men gone mad.

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  31. Re:Bured by the referrer check! by Temporal · · Score: 1

    "Burned". "Burned", not "bured", dammit.

    Add some comments about my lazy proofreading to that list.

  32. Here's a mirror by ErichTheWebGuy · · Score: 5, Informative
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    1. Re:Here's a mirror by Jubii · · Score: 2, Funny
      From the site:
      faeuAKIRAvAB---I"OEzdc-sEi"eZalOEoEa"cI^AOEoCNB ISF`bNEga"coCNhAS(R)'SEZA"(R)ZOAEArbOTCgASJA'Iu"OE z[^[TCNVf[vE"oe1/2B

      That is informative!!! Thanks!!!

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    2. Re:Here's a mirror by fbform · · Score: 1


      Thanks for the mirror. But this is what Babelfish had to say:

      With movie "AKIRA" near future Tokyo, the deep-red motorcycle of protagonist Kanada which runs in length and breadth mutual loan and comes out.

      Mutual loan??? Will someone who speaks Japanese please provide a sane translation?

      Thank you.

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    3. Re:Here's a mirror by ErichTheWebGuy · · Score: 1

      HA! Sorry guys, I just copied the page with original Japanese text. I'm as lost as you all are, but shit, the pictures are cool enough to make up for it!

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  33. An experienced 2/3-wheeler-riding lunatic writes.. by Lproven · · Score: 5, Funny

    I actually do ride motorcycles, including a sidecar outfit -- the most evil-handling form of vehicle mankind has so far invented -- a triked superbike (ZZR1100: incredibly fast in a straight line, terrifying in corners) and even a recumbent bicycle (Linear LWB) in city traffic.

    From this, and from reading reports of earlier home-made customs in the style of Kaneda's bizarre feet-forward bike, I believe that thing is going to handle like an utter, utter pig. Looks like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow.

    Despite this, I want one desperately, right now.

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  34. NO NO NO by NarrMaster · · Score: 1

    That Canon sticker is the Shiznit. I want one with ALL THE STICKERS!

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    1. Re:NO NO NO by May+Kasahara · · Score: 1

      I agree! It's not Kaneda's bike without the stickers!

  35. what about the jacket... by mobiux · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All i want is someone to start producing that cool ass jacket with the pill on the back.

    1. Re:what about the jacket... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check this site: http://www.itmedia.co.jp/lifestyle/articles/0404/0 2/news040.html

      It's at the bottom of the page. ;)

    2. Re:what about the jacket... by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      How about the pills Tetsuo was on in the manga?

      I'd buy that for a dollar.

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  36. Re:Bured by the referrer check! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually I think that is a standard don't link to my image from off site type image.

  37. To get all fanboyish on you or anything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but you need your fucking eyes checked if you think Akira has poor animation.

    It was leagues beyond anything else at the time of its release, and still is more impressive than most disney films.

    New animation techniques had to be created for it to be made.

    Now, the plotline, yeah, I agree. That's what happens when you try and condense an absolute tome of a manga down to an hour and a half.

  38. Otaku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am otaku! I need TP for my bung hole!

    1. Re:Otaku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Otaku no jinsei ha yabai na.

  39. Get back to me when... by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

    ...they begin selling anime monocycles with the one big ass wheel and all that other cool stuff that anime monocycles with the one big ass wheel all have.

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    1. Re:Get back to me when... by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1

      Back to you. These have been around for awhile. TechTV even did a show on this guy. http://www.americanroadshop.com/The_Monocycle/the_ monocycle.html

    2. Re:Get back to me when... by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      Get back to me when you have a URL that does more than return a 404.

      There's a good chap!

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    3. Re:Get back to me when... by Shadwhawk · · Score: 1

      The URL is fine. Just remove the space slashdot inserts.

    4. Re:Get back to me when... by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the tip!

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    5. Re:Get back to me when... by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      Man, I HATE having to screw with a URL to get it to work.

      Embed your links, folks. It's easy.

      Here's the original link , embedded for your browsing convenience.

      That said, the monocycle at this site is not the anime monocycle I lust after.

      Yeah, it's a "monocycle" but no where near as cool or life-endangering as the anime monocycles.

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    6. Re:Get back to me when... by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      It's not in production, but something like this? Or if it's bystanders' lives you want to endanger, there's this. (I couldn't find a picture of it in operation, but that's a flamethrower on the port side, opposite the earsplitting loudspeaker. Also a one-off, obviously.)

    7. Re:Get back to me when... by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      If that Bombardier thing actually can work, then we really could see a honkin' big monocycle.

      I can't see therse things EVER for sale in the U.S. or Canada. It's got suicide machine writen all over it.

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  40. Akira is a cool flick. by The+I+Shing · · Score: 1

    I have to say that Akira is such a cool movie that I'm surprised Disney hasn't ripped off the way they ripped off Kimba the Jungle Emperor when they made The Lion King.

    Uh-oh, did I just jinx it? Is there going to be a Disneyfied ripoff of Akira on the way now?

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    1. Re:Akira is a cool flick. by MBCook · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I don't know how Disney could possibly rip it off and make it into a "Disney" movie and have it make any sense. It is SO far past something that could be easily turned into a little kid's movie with singing animals and such.

      You know what, now I almost want them to do it just to see how utterly WEIRD it would be.

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    2. Re:Akira is a cool flick. by Entropy2016 · · Score: 1

      Despite not having seen this Kimba the Jungle Empoeror, I think you're wrong.

      Everyone already knows that The Lion King was a ripoff of Hamlet.

    3. Re:Akira is a cool flick. by The+I+Shing · · Score: 1

      Everyone already knows that The Lion King was a ripoff of Hamlet.

      The first time I saw The Lion King I was thinking of Hamlet, too, with the whole king-killed-by-his-brother idea. But I think that it's different enough from Hamlet that it doesn't really rate as a ripoff. I mean, Scar doesn't ply Simba's mother with gifts and marry her (at least, not where the audience can see), and, unlike Claudius, he invites the kingdom's enemies (the hyenas) to move in and help him take over. Claudius, in Hamlet, continues to ward off his brother's enemy, Fortinbras, rather than enlisting the aid of the ambitious young Norwegian prince.

      Simba doesn't stick around and plot to avenge his father the way Hamlet does, either.

      In the words of Sir Widebottom, "I could go on, but why."

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    4. Re:Akira is a cool flick. by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      Well, there IS a live action Akira in the works, probably a'la Evangelion: http://anime.futurizmo.com/news/EpFyFupAZkbNuxsQHu .php

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  41. Something missing, though... by kongjie · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Now that we have the bike, all we need is a post-apocalyptic landscape in which to ride it. Considering the way things are going, I won't have to wait long.

    Of course, I could always pair up with the Chernobyl gal...

  42. Re:An experienced 2/3-wheeler-riding lunatic write by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mooo!

  43. Why does slashdot suck SO much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Slashdot sucks. You swallow.

    1. Re:Why does slashdot suck SO much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AWESOME!!! You are insightful. Who whould have thought? Wait... You are posting on Slashdot, so does that mean that you are doing the sucking or the swallowing? Happy posting. :)

  44. Trackballs on motorcycles... by modder · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is very safe.

  45. No kidding.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Custom which "is similar to the Kanada motorcycle well" motorcycle "STINGRAY", the consumer request type incoming order production shopping sight "it is you swallow", with there is a case which is sold, but this to the last those of non official recognition. Is, but the concept model which this time it is referred is exhibited obtained the acknowledgement of the Ootomo ocean person of the AKIRA writer and Kodansha publishers, Ltd. etc. which is the publication cause, it has become the "official recognition Kanada motorcycle".

    Any bike that involves a not just a BJ, but "swallowing", as part of the transaction is really more of a lifestyle accessory.

  46. Go ahead, flame away... but... by gleam_mn · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I realize this is trying to capture the spirit of the bike from the movie and all... but this thing just looks cheesy! Big red plastic globes on the wheels, ultra super-duper shiny red gloss paint... it looks like a big-wheel on steroids!

    I'll just take a regular old boring Honda CBR954RR or Yamaha R1, save some money, and not get laughed at while riding...

    You may flame when ready Gridley...

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    1. Re:Go ahead, flame away... but... by benjigreenfield · · Score: 1

      I don't think you're comment warrants a flame. I also don't think anyone has considered the obvious temporal setting - Japanese April Fool's Day!

      The website only has a couple of surreal photos, they look fake to me.

      Actually, George Dubya Bush had this to say about this predicament: "Akira, Yeah, I can hear yuh. Dick Cheney says this Japanese trickery has upet Haliburton - unleash Donald Rumsfeld, and bring The Condoleezza Rice Bowl."

      this too: You should have voted for Dennis Kucinich. Now you should vote for Kerry. You should also pay attention to whatever spin Dr. Rice gives at the 9/11 hearing next week.

    2. Re:Go ahead, flame away... but... by modder · · Score: 1

      "steroids"

      More like amped up on those goofballs Wiggum is always trying to find.

    3. Re:Go ahead, flame away... but... by UESMark · · Score: 1

      that's just because it has no stickers. Any skater can tell you that without stickers any plank (or in this cast post-nuclear race bike) is complete without massive half-assed customization. Once you put the corporate sponsorship logos on this baby it'll look much better --m

    4. Re:Go ahead, flame away... but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i agree. i saw the movie a long time ago. thought it was not so great. think the same 'bout the bike. i know alternative opinions are not valued here, but i'll say it too - it looks stupid.

  47. And in today's news...... by www.fuckingdie.com · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Motorcycle enthusiast killed when operating system on his overly expensive and complicated bike crashed, very quickly resulting in a crash of another type, his head into the pavement.

    I always worry when they start to put too much technology into something that is inherently better the simpler it is. I can just see it now, the media coverage about how it is now illegal to watch DVDs while biking because some idiot gave it a try and killed himself.

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    1. Re:And in today's news...... by NailedSaviour · · Score: 1

      "...the media coverage about how it is now illegal to watch DVDs while biking because some idiot gave it a try and killed himself. "

      We certainly don't get that coverage when people in cars do that, or are changing the radio station, or talking to a passenger, or using a mobile phone, or adjusting their seat, or eating a hamburger, or putting on lipstick, or reading the paper or sending email via their PDA, etc, etc. I ride motorcycles and I see this sort of thing every day on my commute. It boggles my mind more and more distracting items are put into cars when governments worldwide are trying to reduce the road toll. These, of course, are the same governments that make money off of roadside billboards- do they want people watching the road, or reading the signs?

  48. Re:remember Nanking by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

    I have a question for you Mr/Ms AC. At exactly WHAT point in time can you stop holding a government's transgressions against it?

    That was nearly 70 years ago. There's a difference between REMEMBERING the past and living in it. You, like many others, unfortunately, cannot tell that difference. I encourage you to grow up and to move on with your life. Remember it, revile it. Don't hold it against the current generation.

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  49. Twin Rotary Engines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, didn't the Akira cycle use a twin rotary engine? What's with this four pistons crap?

  50. Re:Does it come with... by djcreamy · · Score: 0

    My copy is a poor DivX rip, so you're probably right. I will concede this point to you. But we agree on the incomprehensible plot line. Mods: vote me up, yo. ;p

  51. bike design by cwg_at_opc · · Score: 3, Interesting

    i commented below about the drivetrain specifics, but i
    forgot to add these notes:

    if anyone is doubting the stability of a "recumbent" design
    such as this needs to look at Dan Gurney's Gator(see his
    website:

    http://www.allamericanracers.com

    it's been tested by a couple of the mtorcycling mags with
    generally favorable reviews.

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    1. Re:bike design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Show up at a motorcycle rally with one of those and experience first hand the joy of being a laughing stock.

  52. TRON Lineage by farrellj · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Akira motorcycle always reminded me of the lightcycles from TRON. Tre-cool!

    ttyl
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  53. Where the hell is the Slashdot Mirror? by -tji · · Score: 3, Interesting


    How many articles will it take before slashdot implements a simple mirror?? It could be automated as part of the publishing process.. just do a simple static mirroring of the image or page linked from a story. If a server becomes unavailable or otherwise in error, add the mirrored links.

    Sure, some sites might love all the hits of a "slashdotting". But obviously there are many others that die under the load, or get disabled by bandwidth limiters, or various other problems.

    If the site owners want to know the stats of how many hits they got, you could include stats for mirror hits.

    This is not rocket science.. This problem occurs every day. In the current story, the server for the main article is barely responding, and the link for the image is responding with a "don't steal bandwidth" message.

    1. Re:Where the hell is the Slashdot Mirror? by ErichTheWebGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful
      One reason why not to do it is for copyright issues. More often than not there is a condition in the Terms of Use (usually after the "we own your firstborn" clause) that says you cannot save their stuff to your computer (I know, cached content, temporary internet files, etc etc but bear with me here). Such a move would almost instantly get some shitass lawyer with nothing better to do all in a hissy-fit and the lawsuits would fly.
      Also, consider this:
      • slashdot has a story about sco and mirrors sco.com/whateverpage.html
      • Boies seees it
      • osdn, slashdot, etc. become targets for stupid lawsuits
      • all that is good in the universe ceases to exist, yada yada yada
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    2. Re:Where the hell is the Slashdot Mirror? by MemoryAid · · Score: 3, Informative

      Google already mirrors everything, though, so why not find an automated way to link to their copy. They have enough bandwidth to destroy the Earth (in layman's terms), so not much danger of shutting them down with traffic.

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    3. Re:Where the hell is the Slashdot Mirror? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, you expect the editors to actually do *work*?

      Shock, horror! Mod you down to the nth level of hell!

  54. Re:Bured by the referrer check! by Temporal · · Score: 1

    Uh... yeah, I know.

  55. Plastic Chopper by Len · · Score: 1

    It looks like one of these with a lot of plastic cladding stuck on.

    1. Re:Plastic Chopper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whose chopper is this?

    2. Re:Plastic Chopper by Len · · Score: 1

      Peter Fonda's, in the movie "Easy Rider".

  56. Re:Bured by the referrer check! by Ironsides · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, the problem is they are blocking the links from slashdot. Open a new window and past the link into it and it works. I forget what it is that allows that to happen, but the link is correct.

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  57. does it really run? by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

    IANAM (Motorcyclist), but I would like to see a picture or some footage of someone actually driving this thing... it looks like it would be really difficult to balance and steer... maybe it's just me

    1. Re:does it really run? by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      It's a semi recumbant bike. I had a Honda Helix about 10 years back, and the riding position was very similar. Very VERY stable.

      And of course there's recumbant bikes in their own right, all very ridable and stable, and all have been around for decades.

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  58. Live-action Akira? by ajutla · · Score: 1

    I'd heard a while ago that "they," where they is some random Japanese corporation, was going to or was at least considering making a live-action version of Akira, a la the live-action Eva that's supposedly coming out some time. Did anyone else hear this? Is it true? That would be freaking cool...and they'd even be able to get the motorcycles right, with this.

    1. Re:Live-action Akira? by May+Kasahara · · Score: 1
      'Tis true. James Robinson is writing the script (he also wrote the script for League of Extraordinary Gentlemen). I think James Cameron's company is producing it.

      Haven't heard much about it in awhile, though. Maybe it's gone to Development Hell...

    2. Re:Live-action Akira? by Carpet · · Score: 1

      I thought James Cameron was doing a life action Gunm film?

  59. Your MENSA card will be delivered in 6-8 weeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The link worked for the submitter, it's when you tell the other site, "Hey, Slashdot said to send me this image sans your ads, links to your store, and anything else you're using it for. KTHXBY"

    Please adjust your French Q by +1, and have a bite of cheese that smells like old people feet.

  60. Put that girl from Chernobyl on that bike... by Thagg · · Score: 5, Funny

    And you have half the geeks in the world dying (happily, but still dying) of lust.

    thad

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    1. Re:Put that girl from Chernobyl on that bike... by iNetRunner · · Score: 1

      Lust or ... radiation? (..ok ok she probably doens't glow in the dark or doesn't radiate her-self, but it'd be a crime to radiate the bike.. =) ) PS. I have the movie poster of the re-release with the bike and Kaneda hanging behind my monitor..

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  61. Here's an idea... by Raetsel · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I have Akira sitting on my DVD shelf. The nice one, in the metal tin... fun movie, love the music.

    So, anyway... I was watching American Chopper a while back, and I got to thinking:

    • "I wonder what would happen if I went to OCC with one of the turboshaft engines that MTT uses for their bike, a copy of Akira, and asked Paul Jr. to replicate the Kaneda bike..."
    And then I remembered... they're artists. They're not really engineers. Making that bike work would require so many engineering challenges to be overcome that, well... they'd have to outsource a lot of it.

    But I'd sure love to watch them build one!

    (Too bad I can't afford it... anybody else want to join in and start a pool? We could have the 'Slashdot Bike' built! (Anyone remember the 'Slashdot PT Cruiser'?) Too bad the .com boom is well and truly dead, or we'd be looking at a fleet of the things!)

    The version in the article... it looks a bit fat and heavy. I don't know how much fun it'll be to ride. As much as I like the appearance, it's just pointless if all it does it look pretty.

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    1. Re:Here's an idea... by Animats · · Score: 1
      with one of the turboshaft engines that MTT uses for their bike

      Which can be seen in the recent movie "Torque", if anybody cares.

    2. Re:Here's an idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      save yourself effort and money, and just grab a late 90s Honda Goldwing. Strip all the stupid plastics off, then build out Kaneda's bike with the EFI flat 6 and a solid as hell chassis to work from.

      you save yourself time and a bunch of effort, not to mention probably keeping yourself from getting burned by the turbines difficult to reroute exaust.

  62. Suzuki G-Strider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Try this out instead. Looks better, almost definitely lighter, and it seems to have better cornering clearance. Plus it stands a good chance of making it to mass production for under $10k.

    1. Re:Suzuki G-Strider by Shai-kun · · Score: 1

      I loved Akira, but the bike really doesn't look that well in real life... This Suzuki is sooo much cooler =D
      Now I just need a driver's license...

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    2. Re:Suzuki G-Strider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that the Akira bike? no, therefore it loses 95% of the appeal to the anime fans here.

  63. Plastic-y? by ChristianBaekkelund · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one that thinks it looks too big, bubbly and plasticky?

    I would envision something more metallic and a little tighter...

  64. Dodge Tomahawk by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

    is the closest we will see in our lifetimes clicky

    1. Re:Dodge Tomahawk by allpar · · Score: 1

      Hard to say - for a while it looked like they'd put this into full production, that is, makea bout a hundred of 'em. I'd guess with the ME-412 supercar - embarassingly to Mercedes designed in record time by Chrysler using mainly American suppliers, though Mercedes itself has been unable to come up with anything as market-leading - the Tomahawk will be allowed to fade away, wtih just the Neiman-Marcus ones produced. But ya never know. For publicity, it'd make more sense to do a Hemi version - esp if the rumored 6.1 comes out.

  65. IUAM 4 wheels = car by Stone316 · · Score: 1

    I don't care if they are right next to each other, 4 wheels in my book is a car.

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  66. me want! by Bodhidharma · · Score: 1

    must have.

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  67. Not very impressive.... by Barkmullz · · Score: 2, Interesting


    when you could be riding one of these

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    1. Re:Not very impressive.... by ErichTheWebGuy · · Score: 1

      WHOA! That has to be one of the coolest vehicles I have ever seen!

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    2. Re:Not very impressive.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's just me but I always thought that Motorcycles with 4 wheels were called CARS. Just a thought though.

    3. Re:Not very impressive.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      case closed. fuck that's a bad-ass thing.

    4. Re:Not very impressive.... by Reneumann · · Score: 1

      that is one of the most awesome things I've seen in a long time.. 300mph+, 0-60 in 2.5 seconds.. "the front fender serves as the gas tank", heheh, I love it :)

  68. Re:remember Nanking by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

    Yeah, after all, most Jewish professionals I know drive one of two cars, BMW or Mercedes. They're both German designed and built.

  69. He must be an old timer by MacFury · · Score: 1

    Apparently all this happened before 911 :-)

    1. Re:He must be an old timer by MajorDick · · Score: 1

      No it was in 85 we had 911 (at least I think so), I just didnt think to use it, I was in way too much pain and frankly exhausted from limping home.MOM was always good to pull your ass to the hospital when you broke it up on your cycle and boy did we break ourselves up.

  70. Re:Bured by the referrer check! by I(rispee_I(reme · · Score: 1

    I believe it is called "referrer logging". In any event, Opera users can press F12 at any time to enable/disable referrer logging.

  71. Re:remember Nanking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Godwin's law, biatch!

  72. And In Other News... by spoonboy42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Networks around the world suffered varying degrees of damage today as 20 million geeks achieved simultaneous orgasm.

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  73. Re:remember Nanking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shit... Germany is now the safest place on Earth for Jewish people to live. That's gotta say something.

    Even I'm part Jew, and I'm not bitter about what happened. I drive an Audi and I like Rammstein, and I speak a little German.

    (going a bit off topic here)
    The fact is, Jewish people, like pretty much all people will forgive others for even the gravest things. The memory of their people is long, though, so it shouldn't come as a suprise that any group of people that are as chronically abused as the Jews are going to throw down and kick ass.

    Israel vs. Palestine is mostly the result of the Muslims collectively picking on the Jews, and not letting them forgive. It's like a bully that's been picking on a nice spirited high schooler for so long it's driven him mad. Sooner or later the poor kid's likely to go Columbine.

  74. I've seen a real Tron Suit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I was at a holloween party in LA sometime in the late 80's and I talked to a woman in a real TRON suit. She got it from someone who worked on the film. I tried to pick her up, but no luck, she just happened to be there without her boyfriend.

    The light cycles were designed by people at one of the early New York computer graphics houses, I forget which one. They were implict surfaces/constructive solid geometry models. The solar sailer was a polygonal model done at III (Information International) in Culver City, CA.

  75. Re:remember Nanking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, but you killed Jesus!

  76. Where is the American Flag above the Front Tire? by disntrstd · · Score: 0

    Anyone else notice this important missing piece? Are the Japs trying to say something here?

  77. Re:Bured by the referrer check! by Temporal · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I know. They are blocking links from any site that is not them. This is common practice. When you click a link, the browser tells the linked site the address of the linking site. So, the server sees "slashdot.org" and thinks "that's not us". When you open a new window and paste the link, your browser does not send the referring URL, so the site lets you in, not knowing that you came from Slashdot.

    If the site doesn't want people linking to their pictures, then Slashdot should not be linking to their pictures. It's surprising that neither the submitter nor the editor thought to click on the link to make sure it worked.

  78. Not Neo-Fukuoka by kyoko21 · · Score: 1

    But you can learn more about the real Fukuoka city. I was there last summer and I have to say it's pretty cool. Well, maybe not as cool ask the bike. :-)

  79. A 249-998cc water-cooled 4-cycle engine? by Jack+Auf · · Score: 1

    I guess that would be one of those variable displacement engines that we were promised along with space travel and flying cars.

    I am I missing something?

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    1. Re:A 249-998cc water-cooled 4-cycle engine? by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      Could be a four cylinder engine that doesn't always fire on all cylinders depending on conditions. I think there's a Jaguar or something that already does that. 249.5 * 4 = 998, maybe they rounded down.

  80. Similar bike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not long ago, (some months maybe) I saw a short news article in a newspaper about a humongously cool bike being on display on a moto-show and it reminded me of the Akira bikes. Eversince I've been trying to find info about it. I think it was an european manifacturer that made it, maybe BMW? And it said that they had to lower the power of the bike because they wouldn't be allowed to sell it. The model was a working prototype and if I'm not misstaken it had _4_ wheels - the were positioned in two very close pairs. Anyone who can help me find more info about it!?... Pliiiix.. :)

    1. Re:Similar bike by MentholMoose · · Score: 1
  81. Re:remember Nanking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't kill Jesus. He's my hispanic gardner!

  82. Re:Bured by the referrer check! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it prolly worked when it was first out up. The sysadmin can claim self defense.

  83. Thats a sweet ride if you're a 98 lb Asian grandma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But for the rich and truly stupid ride the Y2K Superbike (since they were gay and decided to go with flash, click on motorsports.)

    But with 320Hp at 52,ooo rpm, on a 500lb bike that can hit 227 MPH (365 KPH), you might want to have a buddy epoxy you on to it before you take it out for a spin.

  84. Re:remember Nanking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No it's not. There's lots of violence against Jews in Germany and France committed by Arab gangs. Their govt blames it all on neo-Nazi skinheads, but they commit only a small fraction of those crimes.

  85. Oh you know you like the BBW and Plumper action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if (_)(_) is good surly (____)(____) is better?

  86. A little snip here, a little snip there.. by Sci_Fox · · Score: 1

    Well, it looks a lot better on the manufacturers website, out of the bright lights. There's still a lot of shine from the body though.

    I think the problem here is that in anime, or any animated feature, things have to be made bigger than life, even in the ones with a more realistic style. Here though, they have tried to make it look exactly like it does on the screen, whereas it should have been toned down a bit. (can you imagine what concpet cars would look like if they were actually made as bright and bold as they were on the designers scetches?)

    Front and rear forks are too short anyway, and the tyres aren't big enough. Draws too much attention to those hub-cover things.

  87. Full Throttle by SageLikeFool · · Score: 1

    Now I want to see some real life version of some of the cycles in the game Full Throttle. Ben's bike/chopper would be wicked.

  88. Re:10 reasons why the US is hated all over the wor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good piece. Hear hear.

  89. 2 wheel drive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mmm, didn't that bike from Akira (movie) have 2 wheel drive?

    Just my thought.

  90. It would be nice.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if I could understand something on that manufacturer' site..

  91. My dreams have come true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever since the late 80's, I have always dreamed that someone will make this bike real.

    I officially offer $500,000 for it (if it is fully operational).

  92. I'm sorry. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Posting this will not make up for the fact that your mother never loved you and your daddy touched you in places that felt funny.

  93. Nifty kludge! by op51n · · Score: 1

    Indeed. Recumbant bikes do work fairly well, being near enough your really big hog too.

    What I find interesting is that this version of the Akira bike is a kludge. It was articulated in the centre point in the film, what they've done here is made it look like that but actually just mounted shitloads of body work onto the front forks.
    BRTakes a lot of what made me scared of the handling away from it.

  94. was this bike influenced by the 1970's Quasar? by Tandoori+Haggis · · Score: 1

    The Quasar was and remains a very remarkable motorcycle. I doubt if more than a handful of Slashdotters have even heard of it.
    This bike could cruise all day at 100mph providing comfort and economy (around 80mpg). BMW did produce something that seemed to be influenced by it.

    http://www.quasarworld.plus.com/

    http://motobykz.co.uk/Quasar.htm

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  95. that bike is gonna suck by MikeHunt69 · · Score: 1

    From the looks of the photos, that bike will suck. The most telling is the frame shot. Firstly, tubular frame. They made bikes like that in the 80's. When you went around a corner, the bike would wobble because it wasn't stiff enough.
    Secondly, it looks like it has a single front fork - but that *has* to be parallax error from the photo because I cant imagine how that would work (it would have to look like a monoshock and it look like a REALLY raked single fork). Also, the forks aren't directly connected to the clipons - this thing would handle like a pig.
    Thirdly, the ground clearance looks worse than a harley - and thats saying something.
    Basically, the thing looks larger than a goldwing and has a smaller engine. Its going to be expensive and handle like crap.

  96. Let us die in peace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not to be a dumbass, but as a rider I support the lack of helmet laws, and speeding through traffic at 95. I always wear a helmet, and pretty beefy safety gear because I enjoy my jaw, but if someone else wants to kill themselves, let them.

    The most important point is that that guy going 95 in traffic is no danger to anyone but himself. I've never heard of a motorcycle accident where the biker caused injury to people in a car (pedestrians are a different issue, but there usually aren't any on the freeway), whereas how many drunk car/bus/truck/subway driver stories have you heard of?

    It is however, irresponsible to not have excellent health insurance, because certainly the public shouldn't have to bear any of the injury cost.

    About the strickness of motorcycle and car driving tests in Japan: it's retarded. I just took my car and bike license tests in Tokyo last week, and I can say it's complete crap. The test is based on how perfectly you can memorize the course and the rules, and not how well you can drive. I don't know about anywhere else, but in California you have to drive your own car around the city for a few minutes with the instructor, and if you drive normally, you pass. In Tokyo you have to drive around a driving course that is modeled like a fake city, except you're all alone. No cars, buses, scooters, bicyclists, kids, or stupid small dogs getting in you way, which makes the test useless as a gauge of your actual driving skill in Japan. In fact, about 70% of streets in Japan aren't actually wide enough for two cars to pass without driving outside the white lines, yet the driving test course is mostly full width streets.

    1. Re:Let us die in peace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      driving 95-125 on the highway with traffic that you know is competent and there are no blint curves? Yes it's safe.

      but unfortunately the USA allows extremely incompetent drivers on the road.. (read the blonde bimbo in the Escalade trying to run down the honda civic that dared to only go 80 in a 55 zone and actually pass a car, the NERVE of some people!... although out of the 20 car accidents this winter on my highway commute, 7 were escalades and ovarall 15 were big SUV's and I smile big seeing the driver act like "I dont know what happened... I was using 4 weel drive!)

      anyways, car drivers usually have a driving slikk 1/2 that of a motorcyclist... but there are a large number of those idiots that go and buy bikes and yes they kill themselves and sometimes the innocent rider behind them. Having a motorcycle, espically one that can do 150mph should need more than a checkbook to allow you to have it.

    2. Re:Let us die in peace by MajorDick · · Score: 1

      Lol, when the first Honda 4 wheel drives came out I was a plumber, I had an apprectice with me one day and was behind one coming to a very busy intersection near our shop and it was snowy, I was "Watch this guy is going to skid right through" the apprentice watched in horror as the guy slid right through the intersection and was bounced off a car and a telephone pole, he asked me how I could have possibly know, EASY I said there was a new Honda dealer down the road, and this yuppie still had temp tags on, he was in fact the 5th driver in a new honda with temp tags I had seen do the exact same thing at that intersection, once I swear the guy was just trying to show he could drive better thanme, well I may have been in a new Astro van RWD , BUT it was the 3/4 ton model and I happened to have over 3000lbs of tools in it thing would stop on a dime in even the WORST weather, just cause its 4 wheel drive doent mean it stops any better.

    3. Re:Let us die in peace by MajorDick · · Score: 1

      Yeah I heard they were murder to be able to ride especially the big iron in Japan. Me and my friends used to sell a lot of specialty bikes to that broker I mentioned, CB400 Super Sport, Eddie Lawson Replicas GPZ turbo bikes etc. We always used to joke "why would you need a bike like this in Japan" I mean its an island fro cryin out loud how long could you really go fast before you hit a beach (toung in cheek of course)

      I think people should not be forced to wear helmets either, I wear one MOST of the time , If I am running to the pool or the lake in the summer (5miles) in a rural area I dont usually, but then again the biggest problems there are the damm grasshopper. Weee this year is gonna be fun , ever hit a 17 year Cicada at 70 mph , nuff to bring tears to your eyes, litteraly.

    4. Re:Let us die in peace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The most important point is that that guy going 95 in traffic is no danger to anyone but himself. I've never heard of a motorcycle accident where the biker caused injury to people in a car"

      No doubt it's uncommon but just a few weeks ago there was a fatal accident in my home town (both the car and motorcycle driver died) when a ford Tarus pulled out in front of the bike. FWIW the bike was traveling at a high rate of speed even though it did have the right of way.

  97. Going round corners by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 1

    Why are all futuristic motorcycles designed to only go in a straight line? That's what cars are for.

    I am a motorcyclist and *the* most fun thing about bikes is the way you can go round corners are utterly insane speeds and unfeasably low lean angles, footpegs, exhausts scraping on the ground. *That* thing would just ground out and slide into a ditch... Much like a Harley actually.

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  98. Get a scottoiler by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 1

    It'll double your chain life and you'll never have to adjust or oil the chain manually again.

    Or get a BMW F650CS. It has a belt that's rated to last up to 75,000 miles. Much better than the 15,000 you usually get out of a manually lubed chain.

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    1. Re:Get a scottoiler by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1
      It'll double your chain life and you'll never have to adjust or oil the chain manually again.

      I have philosophical problems with total loss lubrication. At least with a molybdenum disulfide based viscous lube a significant portion stays on the chain and sprockets.
      Or get a BMW F650CS. It has a belt that's rated to last up to 75,000 miles. Much better than the 15,000 you usually get out of a manually lubed chain.
      Well, I ride an R90S now, so I'm shafted, so to speak. Belts are a better solution though. Cams should also be driven by Kevlar belts. Then they'd outlast most motors and probably never need adjustment.
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    2. Re:Get a scottoiler by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 1

      "I have philosophical problems with total loss lubrication. At least with a molybdenum disulfide based viscous lube a significant portion stays on the chain and sprockets."

      It works a treat. If you're worried about running surface contamination it isn't a big problem, you just reduce the flow rate till there's no drips on the tyre and we're only talking 400ml every 5,000 miles. The problem with viscous lubes is they pick up dirt, gravel and turn into an abrasive slurry which actively wears out the o-rings, rollers and sprockets. An oiler washes that stuff off the chain and sprockets.

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    3. Re:Get a scottoiler by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1
      It works a treat. If you're worried about running surface contamination it isn't a big problem, you just reduce the flow rate till there's no drips on the tyre and we're only talking 400ml every 5,000 miles.
      I wasn't clear.

      A) I don't like the idea of purposely dumping a (US) beer can of oil on the ground every 5,000 miles, even if I spread it out over all 5,000. Unless you use castor oil or corn oil or something.

      B) I find total loss lubrication an extremely inelegant solution. It is something you finde in pre-1920 engines. Surely we can do better now. A kevlar belt for instance.

      If you can use castor oil, I might be able to overcome objection B. After all, I am unlikely to convince the motorcycle oligopoly to move to a modern belt system anytime soon, Kawasaki GPz 305 notwithstanding. For now, I ride a shaftie anyway.
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  99. No, look at the bulges by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 1

    You're going to end up on your arse the first time you try to take a corner. All show.

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  100. for the record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes for the anime: testuo reads Number... something (the little baby-lady)'s mind to get Akina's location. Though to shove so many pages of the manga into the anime they didn't make it so obvious.