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Spammer Sentencing Guidelines Released

jfengel writes "The United States Sentencing Commission has issued its guidelines for punishment under the CAN-SPAM act (PDF, beginning on page 155). You can get 5 years for a second offense or if you're spamming for fraud, child porn or other felony, or 1 to 3 years depending on how much spam you send. If Congress doesn't say otherwise, it goes into effect November 1."

258 comments

  1. Wimpy guidelines.. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    Only one punishment is suitable for spammers: Death by Fisting.

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    1. Re:Wimpy guidelines.. by WeeBull · · Score: 5, Funny

      Must have been surfing too much pr0n lately, my mouse pointer immediately hovered over the "Death by Fisting" text to see if it was a link ...

    2. Re:Wimpy guidelines.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If found guilty of fraud spam, the country of Nigeria will be inserted into your rectum. If found guilty of child porn spam a two-year-old (or midget proxy) shall be given accessive amounts a sugar and then will be inserted into your rectum.

    3. Re:Wimpy guidelines.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hmph, is that why she died?

      Oops.

  2. Worst effect on the least offender... by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 4, Interesting
    p>Honestly an extra 1 to 3 years tacked onto a felony conviction is nothing compared to the sentance that is already being faced. It seems to me that tacking on SPAM sentancing to the sentace will only expediate the parole process. Any opinions out there on the felony add-on side?

    For plain advertising - Five Years is actually a decent sentance. It's really too bad that, technically, it's so difficult to catch a spammer. Especially if they route through international hosts. Sadly, this is likely to have the worst effect on those that are not technologically savvy, and know the least about how Email works.

    To me, those types of people are the least of the SPAM problem.

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    1. Re:Worst effect on the least offender... by LostCluster · · Score: 2

      The spamming+felony part of the guidelines are more or less irrelavant. It's just a pile-on for a criminal who likely is already on the way to a 200+ year sentance the other laws they've broken.

      Compared to distribution of child porn or plain classic fraud, using spam during the comission of those crimes is nothing much.

      Of course, we know that advertising spammers already make a point of setting themselves up outside of US jurisdiction, just like the online casino operators do...

    2. Re:Worst effect on the least offender... by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 5, Insightful
      While my original post was about a kid who Emails the entire internet about the lemonade stand he's putting up next week (or some other innocuous example), there's another issue I see as well...

      So imagine when someone's Gramma, running a virus infected computer on (for argument's sake) Comcast, get's arrested and convicted for spamming.

      She goes to Computer-Repair-Center and fixes her computer. But they don't put all the most recent Microsoft patches. 10 days later, she's arrested for spamming, again.

      Is she the victim, or the perpetrator? Clearly the SPAM is being sent from her computer.

      Any jury will see that she is not actively involved, but she is enabling the actions of the SPAMmers. Is CAN-SPAM written in a way to clearly differentiate gramma from a SPAM company?

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    3. Re:Worst effect on the least offender... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Why not just have them have to do community service by having them go around and remove spam/spyware from other peoples' computers?

      Oh, and make it so that, from now, on it's legal to pay them with shares in SCO :-) I understand now that Baystar wants to unload, that RBC is next ...

      Or to be really mean - have them work one day for SCO as "management", then tattoo (or brand) them with "I was SCO management".

      Or the ultimate: A T-Shirt that says "I work for Microsoft Quality Assurance".

    4. Re:Worst effect on the least offender... by Timmmm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While my original post was about a kid who Emails the entire internet about the lemonade stand he's putting up next week (or some other innocuous example), there's another issue I see as well...

      You know its not that easy to email "the entire internet". When was the last time you got an innocuous spam?

      So imagine when someone's Gramma, running a virus infected computer on (for argument's sake) Comcast, get's arrested and convicted for spamming.

      I guess you kind of hope that the law enforcement have an ounce of brain and only arrests/convicts the actual spammer.

    5. Re:Worst effect on the least offender... by quantaman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Really I can't imagine the grandma being convicted, or even charged unless the police officer was monumentally brain damaged, and then I can't imagine him having the knowhow to know what was going on. The act goes after the perpetrator of the SPAM, the person who writes the email and collects a list of email addresses of unwilling recipients. Under no circumstances would the grandma be charged unless they could show that she was the spammer, or perhaps an odd situation where the spammer is paying her to install the programs to spam, but even that scenerio (if it occured) she would likly not be charged because she could claim she assumed that people all opted in.

      To the SPAM being sent from her computer argument also recall it's being sent through the computers of every ISP that the email travells to to reach the recipients computers, and I don't think those ISPs would be guilty either :)

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    6. Re:Worst effect on the least offender... by Hentai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unless they need to make an example of someone, and decide that grandma is the easiest target because any REAL spammers left have lawyers.

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    7. Re:Worst effect on the least offender... by JediLuke · · Score: 1

      well you know, old ladies are a threat to national security. i cannot count how many times i've seen old ladies getting the random search flag at the airport. obviously they are some sort of threat. (visualize me rolling my eyes)

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    8. Re:Worst effect on the least offender... by WalksOnDirt · · Score: 1

      The child porn penalty could be important in some cases. You could have fraudulent spam offering child porn, where the sender does not actually have any.

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    9. Re:Worst effect on the least offender... by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      It's not difficult to find a spammer. Just follow the money.

      I realise the average slashdotter can't do this with traceroute and whois, but it should be no problem for the Feds.

    10. Re:Worst effect on the least offender... by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      Spammers have lawyers now!?

      Okay, Canter & Siegel, the original scumba^W spammers were lawyers, but many of them seem only to make cartoonish legal threats (hence the name "cartoony") which get passed around the newsgroups for people to laugh at.

      Yes, I grant you, the spammers have hired lawyers before, but since everyone in the USA has the right to counsel in any criminal prosecution, I cannot seriously imagine that the cops would be deterred from enforcing the laws against them merely because they were going to be represented by a lawyer...

    11. Re:Worst effect on the least offender... by molnarcs · · Score: 1
      Ok, what about this scenario: I am a spammer, and intentionally leave my windows pc unpatched or even 'install' a worm which I know will send emails to all the addresses I have.

      The f*cktards can even modify worms to send out specific spam emails ...

    12. Re:Worst effect on the least offender... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you kind of hope that the law enforcement have an ounce of brain and only arrests/convicts the actual spammer

      You can also hope that you're going to win the lottery, twice. But that won't get you very far.

    13. Re:Worst effect on the least offender... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really I can't imagine the grandma being convicted...

      No offense, but in that case you're a hopelessly naive optimist.

      Going by your web link you're Canadian; maybe in Canada the law is not always an ass. In the USA it is.

      Remember that the USA is the country where (in some states) it's possible to get 25 years to life for stealing a slice of pizza if it's your third offense. I can readily believe that the people who think that's a good law will also think it's fair to give Grandma her five years. Or just send her to the chair - after all, she's nearly dead anyway, why bother wasting taxpayers' money feeding her?

    14. Re:Worst effect on the least offender... by crucini · · Score: 1
      It seems to me that tacking on SPAM sentancing to the sentace will only expediate the parole process.

      I'm not sure what you mean, but there is no parole in the federal system.
      It's really too bad that, technically, it's so difficult to catch a spammer. Especially if they route through international hosts.

      It's not difficult if the spammer is trying to sell something. You know, the feds have already caught a bunch of ebay/aol password phishers. They didn't go through some high-tech process that slashdotters imagine - they merely followed the money.

      It goes something like this:
      1. Agent Bob gets a spam for pe|ns enl*rger.
      2. Agent Bob whips out his credit card and orders one.
      3. Agent Bob views his online statement and sees who the charge went to.
      4. A few subpoenas later, Agent Bob knows the people involved.

      Yes, there are details remaining, like establishing the link from merchant to spammer. It's very much the bread and butter of fraud investigation; being on the internet doesn't change it much.

      So Agent Bob may be a drooling AOL user who can't tell a port from a subnet. Doesn't matter. Anyone who's charging people's credit cards is not invisible and is not immune from US jurisdiction.
  3. 2nd offense? by Tango42 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What to you count as an "offense"? I would expect all spammers have sent more than 2 spam messages. Do you have to be caught, let off scott free, and then caught again before anything happens? Sounds like an easy ride to me...

    1. Re:2nd offense? by UPAAntilles · · Score: 2
      Entire companies whose anti-spam products are sold at substantial profit to businesses would go out of business forcing them to lay off their employees.

      The resources devoted to making anti-spam products can go elsewhere, to more worthwhile efforts. So yes, if spam could be stopped tomorrow, I would do it.

    2. Re:2nd offense? by Tom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Entire companies whose anti-spam products are sold at substantial profit to businesses would go out of business forcing them to lay off their employees.

      True, but their profits don't come out of thin air. Other companies could pay for more employees if their costs for anti-spam, anti-virus, etc. software weren't as high as they are. Add the costs for bandwidth (almost never free for companies), wasted time, annoyance (which results in lower productivity) etc. - then do the math.

      I'm sure your result will show that without spam, the economy as a whole is better off than with.

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    3. Re:2nd offense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      exactly, imagine if we could cure cancer tomorrow..all those pharmaceutical companies and doctoors would be out of the job. We should greatful for Cancer, it's great for our economy.

      Yo're an idiot.

    4. Re:2nd offense? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Informative

      Do you have to be caught, let off scott free, and then caught again before anything happens?

      Nope. That's just the top of three tiers. Bottom is one year. Here they are:

      Up to five years and/or a fine for:
      - Furthering another felony using spam
      - Second offense. (Voilating state anti-spam laws also counts as first offense.)

      Up to three years and/or a fine for:
      - using cracked computers to send the spam
      - using email accounts or domain registrations obtained with false i.d. info to send the spam
      - Sending LOTS of spam: >2,500/day (24 hour period), 25,000/month (30 day period), or 250,000/year (1 year period).
      - causing one or more persons to lose $5,000 or more within a one-year period. (I think this includes conning, system damage, and spam cleanup costs.)
      - Obtaining anything of value totalling $5,000 or more within a one year period as a reslut of spamming. (I think this includes getting paid to spam.)
      - Bossing three or more underlings to do the spam.

      Up to one year and/or a fine for any other violations.

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    5. Re:2nd offense? by Tango42 · · Score: 1

      Thanks.

    6. Re:2nd offense? by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      True, but their profits don't come out of thin air. Other companies could pay for more employees if their costs for anti-spam, anti-virus, etc. software weren't as high as they are. Add the costs for bandwidth (almost never free for companies), wasted time, annoyance (which results in lower productivity) etc. - then do the math.

      Jesus, I thought it was a bit obvious I was being sarcastic. Spam sucks and companies that sell anti-spam software are scum sucking asswipes. They're one step below anti-virus companies (which most likely develop most of the viruses IMHO).

  4. This is soft on spamming by RedHatLinux · · Score: 2, Funny

    They need the 2nd offense to be punished by chemical castration, as in the pourig of the gentals in caustic chemicals.

    3rd offense death

    1. Re:This is soft on spamming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is omething called chemical castration. When injected ito a person, the result is that all the sperms are abnormal/mutated. That would be nice to all those spammers advertising Viagra as a first offense. The second offense should include "crude" surgical castration and a sentence to a prison where Viagra is free!

    2. Re:This is soft on spamming by AlecC · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They need the 2nd offense to be punished by chemical castration, as in the pourig of the gentals in caustic chemicals.

      Totally wrong attitude. What is needed is not vicious punishments, but certainty of getting caught. If you could prove quickly and cheaply that 1) This is spam, and 2) He sent it, you wouldn't need massive punishments. $1000 fine, or maybe a week in gaol, would do fine. Spammers spam for money, not for fun. If you make spamming financially unviable, it will end.

      What we need is a good way of letting honest, opt-in, mass mailers prove their honesty, at low cost. I enjoy quite a few mail-lists which use the fact that email is near zero cost to tell me things about things I am interested in.

      Suppose we have a mechanism whereby bona-fide newsletter senders can cheaply (say no more than $50) register themselves. Then we can say of any other bulk emailer "He sent to more than 1000 recipients. Book him, Danno".

      Certainty of punishment is much more effective than magnitude of punishment.

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  5. November 1? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    >If Congress doesn't say otherwise, it goes into effect November 1

    Is this an election-winning stratergy?

  6. Two Words: by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Unenforceable overseas.

    1. Re:Two Words: by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Two Words: Unenforceable overseas. (Score:5, Insightful)"

      Three words: "Spammers are American".

    2. Re:Two Words: by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. Many companies selling products via spam may in fact be located in the USA, but what's to stop them from outsourcing the actual sending of bulk unsolicited email to Russia, China, various eastern EU countries, etc.?

      These guidelines target the parties actually sending the spam, not necessarily the companies benefiting from it.

    3. Re:Two Words: by rokzy · · Score: 1

      this is true. Americans are the worst spammers. there was a /. article a while ago.

    4. Re:Two Words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did anyone else parse that as "unforeseeable oversees" and just get totally confused?

    5. Re:Two Words: by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      Plus, once spamming has been thoroughly stigmatized and precedents set, there would be grounds for the US to demand cooperation from local law enforcement or even extradition.

    6. Re:Two Words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's basically two kinds of spammers:

      1) Those that are actually selling something. Even if their mail operation is overseas, they likely have some base of business operation close to their customers (largely US)

      2) Spam Pyramid Scheme types -- since they are only selling addresses and spamware, they can be located anywhere.

      Besides, this isn't really an argument against making spam illegal. You don't see people saying "No point in going after child molesters, after all, you can buy a 12 year old in Vietnam for $1000." It's a matter of doing the obvious thing and outlawing unacceptable behavior.

      At least they can take out the current crop of spammers/scammers -- trailerhome types in FL/TX/etc that will move off to the next Make Mony Fast plan and don't have the capital to move overseas.

    7. Re:Two Words: by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 4, Informative

      there was an article on slashdot a while ago. so it must be true!

      Joking aside, have a look at the list of Top 10 spammers

      1: Alan Ralsky, U.S.A. (Michigan)
      2: Scott Richter, U.S.A. (Colorado)
      3: Alexey Panov, Germany
      4: Tony Banks, U.S.A. (Missouri)
      5: Chris Smith, U.S.A. (Minnesota)
      6: Eddy Marin, U.S.A. (Florida)
      7: Eric Reinertsen, U.S.A. (Florida)
      8: Juan Garavaglia, Argentina
      9: lmihosting.com, U.S.A.
      10:Robert Soloway, U.S.A. (Oregon)

    8. Re:Two Words: by WoodenRobot · · Score: 1

      Three more words: "Nigerian bank scam".

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    9. Re:Two Words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One word: conspiracy

      Those companies would be charged with the exact same crimes.

    10. Re:Two Words: by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "Three more words: "Nigerian bank scam"."

      Apparently they're British and European. There was an investagative TV program a few weeks ago, and the Nigerian spammers were operating out of Amsterdam and London, although with plenty of people moving around New York and other US cities also. They needed to meet with a lot of potential victims, so they had people in the major european cities (and were a great fan of the idea of setting up meetings in a *different* country so their target was in a foreign country when the deal was being negotiated)

      Most of the scammers involved were black, so there's no reason to suppose they weren't from Nigeria originally, which would fit with the stories a few years ago of people being kidnapped on trips to Nigeria trying to recover their money. Perhaps their home country became too famous as a place where scams occur? Perhaps they know that banks and credit cards don't easily transfer money to Nigeria any more?

    11. Re:Two Words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      but what's to stop them from outsourcing the actual sending of bulk unsolicited email to Russia, China, various eastern EU countries, etc.?

      The law says it's illegal to spam. There's no exemption for "outsourcing". You can't pay bribes to overseas companies, you can't hire hitmen overseas, you can't spam overseas, at least no if you live in this country.

    12. Re:Two Words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three words: "Spammers are American".

      Only until its impossible. Then - change address, thumb nose at old laws, back to business

    13. Re:Two Words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1 Grand? Man, I got ripped off.

    14. Re:Two Words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It just means spammers are going to be offshored, like the rest of the IT section.

    15. Re:Two Words: by jb_davis · · Score: 2, Funny

      The number 2 guy was on the daily show I think. Funny shit, he was complaining about anti-spammers clogging him up with e-mails he didn't want to try and stop him from sending spam. Then he blames the USPS for the anti-spam laws, because he's sending so much mail they need him to start buying stamps. Then they posted his e-mail on the screen.

      Video here if you haven't seen it
      http://www.ianai.net/jokes/DailyShow.ScottRich ter. wmv

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    16. Re:Two Words: by SnappleMaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Four more words: "until this law passes".

      If spamming in the US becomes risky, they'll simply hire people overseas to do it.

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    17. Re:Two Words: by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Apparently they're British and European.

      As an occasional scam baiter, I can confirm that this is often the case. Quite a lot of them are in North Africa though. At least, they're often willing to meet up in Nigeria (or whichever country they're from).

      and were a great fan of the idea of setting up meetings in a *different* country so their target was in a foreign country when the deal was being negotiated

      Also true. They were never willing to meet up with me in England if I claimed to be English.

    18. Re:Two Words: by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Since Ralsky is still both alive and not in jail, I can assume that the CAN-SPAM act has holes large enough to drive a truck through (since it's been in operation for a while now AFAIK).

      What we need is a CAN'T-SPAM act.

    19. Re:Two Words: by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1
      Three words: "Spammers are American".

      One word: "outsourcing".

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    20. Re:Two Words: by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

      One word, Wrong

      The Law provides for that

      Read this:

      http://www.spamlaws.com/federal/108s877intro.htm l

      Sence you and others didnt read the bill, im not going to point out the articles for you, you read the whole thing like i did. :)

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    21. Re:Two Words: by Net_Wakker · · Score: 1
      Apparently they're British and European. There was an investagative TV program a few weeks ago, and the Nigerian spammers were operating out of Amsterdam and London
      They're from Dublin, too. One 419-spammer over there got caught redhanded and tried to eat his usb-stick.
    22. Re:Two Words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One word: "outsourcing".

      But where would you find people as antisocial as that outside of America?

    23. Re:Two Words: by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the Iraqi and Afghani spammers.

  7. Well, now go give 'em hell by condensate · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Still those spammers have to be caught don't they? I think it's time for all of us to see that just introducing a new law will never again be enough to stop determined, persistent, and, worst of all, quite clever folks among them do what they can. Compared with the money you still can make spamming around, 5 years are nothing, and for child porn you get even more (money, that is...).

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    1. Re:Well, now go give 'em hell by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1

      Murder still happens, but that doesn't mean it should be legal.

    2. Re:Well, now go give 'em hell by condensate · · Score: 1

      You forget that in principle, there is a natural barrier that forbids killing the own species, apart from it being unethical or against ones religion. Thus, murder is a totally different thing. I really don't think receiving a couple of Viagra mails per day could be dangerous to my health the way murder would. Furthermore, nowadays a murderer must always fear about being caught, which spammers know will not happen as fast to them if they are clever. The police or whoever is going to enforce that law will not have the resources to fire off a huge assault on the spammers community, that's why it's profitable, and that's why murder virtually isn't.

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    3. Re:Well, now go give 'em hell by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      Thus, murder is a totally different thing

      Agreed. However, your point was "laws can't stop spam". I pointed out that laws don't stop murder, but that doesn't mean it should be legal. Laws don't stop *anything* - they just make that thing illegal. The same is true of laws about spam.

      However, there are businessmen right now who think "It's so cheap, and while a lot of people don't like it, it's not illegal, so it must be OK." We can stop those people from turning into spammers by making laws.

      Most spammers are from the US. Laws can help change that. And that does help. Blocking China or Taiwan or Korea from my mailserver is *very* unlikely to cause me to loose any legitimate mail. Blocking everyone on UUnet, on the other hand, has a very high chance of blocking legitimate mail. So by forcing the spammers to send their crap from overseas, getting rid of the crap becomes easier.

      I also disagree with you about how hard it is to figure out who the spammers are. Spamhaus.org has known who the major spammers are for some time, and they don't have government resources.

      Spam isn't harmful in the same way as murder - it doesn't kill you. But if allowed to do so, it will ruin email as a form of communication. It's costing people a lot of time and money, already, and its' getting worse.

  8. Who cares about the sentencing.... by PierceLabs · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm more concerned with the rules of evidence that we need in order to bring these losers to court. The judicial system needs to produce a more concrete set of guidelines for what the average joe needs to bring to a law enforcement official (and which law enforcement office) in order to get convictions!

    1. Re:Who cares about the sentencing.... by MoonBuggy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Can I report a blatant violation if my mailserver is in the US despite the fact I'm in the UK? I've got a pretty good bit of evidence if ever there was one.

      I get on average 150+ spam mails per day to my main email account since it's been posted on a few sites. I also own the domain that the account is on, so I have access to the catch-all (primarily needed for friends who mistype my address) which gets only 1-2 messages a day. A mail hit the catch-all account with the headers clearly showing it had been aimed at a random string of numbers @mydomain.com - there is clearly no way I have ever opted into anything using an address like that and yet the email actually said at the bottom that it was opt-in mail and stated its compliance with the CAN-SPAM act.

      Since it was sent to a nonexistant address I clearly did not opt in to recieving it, and they are claiming that the comply when this means they don't. Is that enough proof? If so how can I report them? Can I even report them since I'm not in the US (although my server is)?

    2. Re:Who cares about the sentencing.... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      I would think that if you were to visit here, and get mugged, they'd still convict the mugger even though you aren't a US citizen.

      I think it still applies with spam, so yeh, in theory you could report them.

      I'd also think you have enough proof that the spam is fraudulent and uninvited.

      The big problem is, and always has been, identifying the culprit. First, the culprit has to be american (otherwise, since both parties are outside the US, it is outside the jurisdiction of this law), and second, you have to know who he is. If you can identify the guy, or at least have some good leads... and if a prosecutor is interested, then yes, you just might get him indicted. Maybe.

      He'll still walk when his slimy defense attourney claims he was framed. Do you honestly think 12 random jurors will be able to sift through arguments that his computer was infected with a virus, and he had no knowledge of the outgoing spam?

    3. Re:Who cares about the sentencing.... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      yes, you seem to have evidence your a victim, but do you have evidence who the perpetrator is?

      Ifnot, then it's pretty useless. It's like getting mugged in a dark alley, by someone wearing a mask, and they are being mind controlled from another part of the country.

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    4. Re:Who cares about the sentencing.... by RubberJohnny · · Score: 1
      Can I report a blatant violation if my mailserver is in the US despite the fact I'm in the UK?

      There is no procedure for reporting anything whether you're in the US or not.

      CAN-SPAM does not forbid or outlaw spamming. Instead, it specifically allows and legitimizes it. Are you new?

      It does not matter if they're sending to addresses that are scraped or guessed or nonexistent.

      As long as they don't forge routing information in the headers, and they provide some pretense of an opt-out mechanism, it's legal, and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

      And if it's illegal there is nothing you can do about it either, whether you're a US citizen or not. You have to rely on the States' Attorneys General or on the Large ISP Illuminati to sue the spammers when they get around to it.

      This is all okay with me really, as legislation was always a ridiculous approach to stopping spam, and this is the logical result of the legislative approach. I dropped $50 on SpamSieve for me and my wife, and I never see the stuff anymore. Go Bayesian, you won't regret it.

  9. Overkill? by greygent · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I place spammers right below murderers and birthday party clowns, but aren't these sentences a bit overkill?

    Sometimes I wonder if the prison overcrowding problems aren't because they toss out 5 year sentences like candy to spammers (soon), hackers, and people who get caught with a single joint. Meanwhile the cliche of "rapist out in 3 years" continues to remain valid.

    Is it all becoming about profits?

    1. Re:Overkill? by jponster · · Score: 1

      Profits? how exactly? 1. Catch spammers 2. Send them to jail 3. ???? 4. Profit Can't see it my self.

    2. Re:Overkill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rarely do hackers go to prison

      probably count them on one hand.

      the prisons are overcrowded soley because simple drug possession can land you in prison.

    3. Re:Overkill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Murderers harm individuals/families. Spammers cause millions of dollars in lost productivity, network congestion, fraud, propagation of viruses, etc..

      The losses due to spammers which can be used for health, education, vaccination are in millions of dollars.

      In my opinion, spamming is closer to genocide/terrorism than to murder.

    4. Re:Overkill? by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The prison industry is becomeing very profitable. The more "tenants" they get the more profitable it becomes. They're not just making license plate anymore. Soon, more and more companies will move their factories into the prisons. This isn't about reducing crime. It's about filling the prisons any way they can. It's a shame that more people don't realize this, and demand the end of this despicable practice. I hope all you people clamoring for more prison sentencing for being inconvenienced have to spend some time on the inside for something so trivial. You really need to be whacked on the head with a fire extinguisher to understand that jail is not nor ever will be the answer. Countries with harsh laws don't any lower crime rate than those without. I see just as much crime in Texas as anywhere else despite their tough sentencing. But if you're in the prison industry, I'm sure you're thinking, "Jail for everybody!" Anyway, that should answer number 3.

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    5. Re:Overkill? by mjmalone · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should look at the problem from another perspective--

      Assume that it is all about profits. Think about it, if you wanted to explain to somebody how annoying spam is to you, or how annoying getting raped is to you, the only common commodity you could accurately describe the burden with is money.

      Getting raped is obviously going to have more detrimental effects than getting a spam e-mail. Let's say you have to go to a psychiatrist, your emotional problems lead to an end in a relationship you value, and you lose your job. Maybe you personally lose $1,000,000 due to a rape (this might not be accurate, but whatever).

      Now let's look at spam; each spam costs a fraction of a cent worth of bandwidth, time, hard disk space, screen real estate, etc. Perhaps a single spam message costs you 1 cent when all of these burdens are summed up.

      Assuming these numbers are accurate a spammer who sends 100 messages to 1,000,000 people would have committed an offense that is equal in value to rape.

      Corporate crime goes largely unpunished in the United States while common criminals recieve harsh sentences. Corporations typically get monetary fines for breaking the law, if a corporation includes these fines in their supply function calculations and find they can make more profit by breaking the law and paying the fines they will likely decide to break the law.

      One easy way to get around this is to jail people rather than fining them. How much would I have to pay you to take the fall for me in a rape case, assuming you will be tried, convicted, placed on a list of known rapists, become unemployable, lose your wife children and home, etc?

      While prison overcrowding is rampant in the United States, it is not due to high rates of jailing for corporate criminals. Statistically corporate crime contributes to a much larger percentage of welfare loss than other crime, and punishment is significantly more lenient.

    6. Re:Overkill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I place spammers right below murderers and birthday party clowns, but aren't these sentences a bit overkill?

      Hmm. The sentences are a lot less than murderers get, so by your logic they are underkill.

    7. Re:Overkill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Profits? how exactly? 1. Catch spammers 2. Send them to jail 3. ???? 4. Profit Can't see it my self.

      Perhaps you're not familiar with the American justice system. Many states have dramatically increased their prison populations over the past two decades. In order to deal with prison overcrowding, the state pays private prisons to incarcerate people.

      These private prisons are generally corporations. Investors insist that their stock value grow. The most obvious way to grow is to expand the prison population, which is why private prisons lobby for harsher penalties for everything and lobby for prison sentences for everything.

      Another means of growing is to generate revenue from the prisoners themselves. Private prisons pay their prisoners a trivial wage in return for work (working in a call center, manufacturing things, etc). If you're thinking this violates the slavery laws, think again. The thirteenth amendment doesn't apply to people convicted of a crime. At the same time, private prisons compete with businesses that must pay their employees minimum wage.

      Since private prisons love to use slave labor, they are very fond of people who are convicted of minor offenses. They don't want to deal with real criminals as they are too difficult to control.

    8. Re:Overkill? by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

      There doesn't seem to be that many spammers. Chucking the top 10 in jail would probably cut my spam 90%.

    9. Re:Overkill? by crucini · · Score: 1

      Rapists go to state prisons. Spammers will, one hopes, go to federal prisons. They're different systems, so complaining about inconsistency between their sentencing is like complaining that "slashdotters are for copyright one minute and against it the next." It's not the feds' fault if the states are too lenient.

      The spammer sentences have to be strong enough to get the attention of investigators and prosecutors. They don't want to spend months chasing down someone who gets a trivial sentence. They also need to be strong enough for plea bargaining, so people involved in a spam ring have a strong incentive to testify against others in exchange for reduced sentences.

  10. Sentencing in general by Corp186 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Lately I've been thinking about sentencing, and I see people complain about how it's unfair that non-violent crimes get just as much time as, say, a man plowing over another person at 90 mph. And then we see the CAN-SPAM act, and think that these people should get MORE time than that. It makes me wonder if our view of sentencing being linearly or otherwise correlated to the aspect of the crime is wrong.

    1. Re:Sentencing in general by MoonBuggy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, a few people think there should be more time than that. I think anything more than a year for spamming is stupid - hefty fines (and I mean really slam them, don't let them do a Microsoft) would be better suited to the crime anyway. Prison time should be reserved for violent crimes or repeat offenders.

      Scare off spammers, fraudsters etc. by making it financially crippling to get caught. Most people will see it as a stupid gamble looking at risk/reward. Those who do it and get caught then go near bankruptcy and don't do it again. The real weasles try one more time, get bankrupted and give up. Anyone stupid enough to get themselves fined like that 4 times or more gets put in prison.

      Someone who holds up a store at gunpoint gets a few years for endangering the safety of others as well as theft. Someone who actually shoots the shopkeeper and steals the money gets a long time because they fsking well shot someone.

    2. Re:Sentencing in general by TobiasTheCommie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Though this is a rather redundant message i just want to second the prior statement.

      Jails in US(and in general all over the world) are overcrowded, and too many gets jail time for doing stupid stuff that doesn't endanger anyone.

      And yes, i even feel that the Enron people shouldn't go to jail, What would the use be? A better option would be for the Enron people to give the money to a fund for all the people that got laid off. So they could get money both now(till they get a new job, and for training), and for when they retire. Putting them in jail serves no one.
      And the same stands for spammers. Spammers are annoying, but they dont hurt anyone. Someone killing another person is a danger, reserve prisons to them. And force the rest to give up alot of money, and(if appliable) go through some program that would make them behave better in the future.

      Prison doesn't help people stop doing crime, prison only keep the criminals away from the public. And whats the need of keeping a spammer away from the public. If he learns his lesson(in any appliabel way), he wont hurt anyone again, and jail is just a waste of money and space.

      Jails should only be used for people that harm people, not just annoy them. People who wont stop annoying(spamming, stealing money) should also go to jail, since they wont learn to behave. But give them a chance first.

      Sorry for the redundancy of this post, and the redundancy in this post. And sorry for the errors(spelling, grammar) i have made, i am rather drunk.

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    3. Re:Sentencing in general by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

      If a spammer is initially poor, they've got nothing to lose. You need something beyond fines.

    4. Re:Sentencing in general by psiphre · · Score: 1, Insightful

      But why stop there? just because someone was endangered is no reason to put ANYONE in jail. Every time you get on the freeway, you endager someone simply by your presence in a vehicile on a road. every time you buy Kraft cheese slices, you endanger someone who will end up buying Marlboro cigarettes (which are made by the same parent company).

      Endangering someone is an assholish thing to do, but you don't see Rumsfeld or Bush being put in jail for endangering american solders' lives (or that of US contractors overseas, for that matter).

      In a perfect world, people would consider the repercussions of their actions on other people, but in the real world, putting someone in temporary danger doesn't equal actually hurting them.

      and to extend the thought, any "crime" that doesn't result in the quantifiable loss of life or money, or bodily injury, simply isn't a crime and should not be punished with imprisonment.

  11. Spam legislation is misguided by ciurana · · Score: 4, Informative

    I completely agree with the spirit of the law. I disagree on how it's being implemented. The law should also go after the idiots paying the spammers to send their unsolicited verbiage. The current laws are completely toothless if the spammer decides to start sending spam from servers out of US jurisdiction. The companies offering the products or services clogging my INBOX should be fined/prosecuted as well. There is no incentive to stop spam as things are. There is incentive to find a spammer who will be out of jurisdiction. How long do you think it will be before the better financed spammers move their servers to India or elsewhere? How long before some entreprenurial Mexicans, Czechs or Russians decide to offer their services?

    (Disclaimer: I'm Mexican. I speak Russian and spend a lot of time there. I'm familiar with their technical capabilities and motivations. So don't start on "why did he singled those nationalities out?" Because in my opinion it's likely to happen. You're welcome to your opinion based on YOUR experiences.)

    When the law starts going after the product or service pushers, or their credit card payment processors, I'll cheer it. I doubt the law will be applied correctly until then.

    Cheers,

    Eugene

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    1. Re:Spam legislation is misguided by RickHunter · · Score: 1

      The problem with fining the companies offering the products/services is that you've then handed their competition a great way to get rid of them. Having trouble beating a rival in the market? Hire a direct marketer in Russia, say, to send out ten million mails, carefully targetted to include government and law enforcement officers in their jurisdiction claiming to be selling their service. Watch them implode under the fines.

    2. Re:Spam legislation is misguided by HybridJeff · · Score: 1

      I dont know about you, but having one less company that sells penis enlargement pills around wouldnt be a problem for me in the slightest.

    3. Re:Spam legislation is misguided by RickHunter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Who said anything about that? Take, for example, everyone's favorite company, Softare Monolith M. Now, M's got this problem with company A - specifically, A's eating into their profits and causing problems by blocking off other markets they want to expand into. M is too used to being a monopoly, and so their corporate structure simply can't handle competition.

      Fortunately, there are anti-spam laws in place in the country where M and A reside. These laws, as the original poster suggested, mandate penalties - either per-e-mail or per-batch - for any company who spams. So, M goes and pays a bunch of companies in foreign country R to send off a huge amount of spam mail, claiming to be from A about their product. M makes sure that this spam is targetted so as to be sure to attract the attention of those in charge of enforcing said law.

      Now, as far as anyone can tell, company A was responsible for this mail. Neither A nor the spammer would be expected to keep detailed records, as spam is illegal in A's home country. M, of course, wouldn't keep any records. All the e-mail system knows is that this spammer sent all this mail advertising stuff for company A. So, in the eyes of the above law, A is guilty of spamming. Since company M, with pocket change, has bought enough spam for the fines to put A out of business, M disposes of a competitor without getting their hands dirty or even adversely affecting their own finances.

      See what that kind of law's dumb now? You either have to assume they're guilty because there's spam advertising their product, or assume they're innocent and wind up with a totally worthless law.

  12. Hopefully.... by mider · · Score: 3, Funny

    people well stop sending me emails reminding me that my penis is too small and I have trouble getting it up. However, I'd rather the senate put in a bill that shuts up whoever it is that keeps telling all theses marketers about my small penis and erectile difficulties.

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    1. Re:Hopefully.... by jponster · · Score: 3, Funny

      There's probably a whole generation of young boys growing up right now who are too scared to even talk to girls because they're too paranoid that they're not *cough* of equine proportions *cough*. Perhaps they'll be able to sue the spammers for destroying their self-confidence???

    2. Re:Hopefully.... by JRIsidore · · Score: 1

      Great idea, I'll call my laywer... ehh... I mean, there's this good friend of mine, you know... *doh*

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    3. Re:Hopefully.... by br0d · · Score: 1

      They should actually have to bend over and then catch a nice (big? possibly enlarged? herbally enhanced?) marathon donging from every guy whose dick they've insulted more than 20 times in email. That's probably, what? 51,000 dicks? Gonna be a long night. That'd be a good deterrent. And the video would sell like mad.

    4. Re:Hopefully.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now if they could stop my wife sending me these emails....

  13. All fine and dandy, but... by blcamp · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...my worry, aside from making sure all the legal definitions and what-not are in line with good common sense is... ...are these [insert your favorite naughty description of spammer here]s going to be able to buy thier way out of jail?

    After all, these [naughty description]s rake in a gizorkabajizalafillion dollars from thier, erm, activities...

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    1. Re:All fine and dandy, but... by Lattitude · · Score: 1

      Spelling, people! Please! It's their, not thier... And it's gizorkabajizalazillion, not gizorkabajizalafillion...

  14. Take a step back and look at the legal picture by t_allardyce · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oh thank god, for a minute there i thought they were raising sentences for assult! im glad i can still go around with my gang beating the crap out of people without the risk of too much time in jail cos that would totally suck. Also i think its my right to carry an M16 and a 2 foot sword around wherever i go and i wouldnt want to get into lots of trouble for that (well no more trouble than my rich daddy couldnt pay off ;) Its not like im bad or anything - just a little messing crap up around town, smashing things, kicking people, you know how it is being a kid, anyway i better go my mates outside with some new wheels he just jacked - were going for a little spin!

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  15. Legislate It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't like something in society? Pass a law to "correct" it! Yes, now you too can contibute to bloated bureacracy, higher taxes and expanded government control that everyone here bitches about if it allows the fed to go after them for massive copyright violations. Yes. It all makes sense now.

    1. Re:Legislate It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well it makes sense from a politician's, lawyer's or other bureaucrat's perspective. It makes them appear more relevant, and offers more opportunities for them to make money.
      Reality is a different matter. But people don't like to look at reality. It's very, very, very ugly. Anyone who looks deep within themsevles searching for truth will find a lot of dark ugly things. In reality, there's very little difference between most people and those that are in prison for murder charges. But we like to lie to ourselves and pretend that's not the case.
      Anyone reading this who disagrees may wish to consider what is the meaning of anger and related emotions (including passive-aggressive emotions), and how they are prevalent in all humans.
      But no laws will ever fix these problems, which are the root cause of why the world is fucked up.

  16. Re:Overkill? Random Chance of Death Penalty by G4from128k · · Score: 1

    Sometimes I wonder if the prison overcrowding problems aren't because they toss out 5 year sentences like candy to spammers (soon), hackers, and people who get caught with a single joint.

    A sci-fi story once offered a nice solution to prison overcrowding. The convicted criminal had to take a pill drawn randomly from a bottle. A certain percentage of the pills in the bottle were loaded with lethal poison. If criminal survived the pill, they were released. The probability of dying was tied to the crime -- e.g., murder someone and you might have draw a pill from a bottle that gave a 50% chance of death, run a red light and you have a 0.1% chance of death.

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  17. Pffftttt. Lite-Weight by el+cisne · · Score: 4, Funny

    What we need is some truly old school punishment for these scum. Especially for recidivist spammer slime. I'd add :
    1. Public flogging
    2. Draw and quarter
    3. The Rack
    4. Impalement
    5. Pillory

  18. Even Worse.. by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1
    Lock them in a 7 x 7 room with tv's on every wall, floor and ceiling showing evrery CLIPPY animation and every "helpful" hint.

    Then again, the Supreme court would probably strike that down as 'Cruel and Unusual punishment'.

    Very Cruel indeed

    1. Re:Even Worse.. by betelgeuse-4 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I know they're spammers, but don't you think you're being a little too harsh. I mean, imagine what it would be like to be Clippy's bitch: "I see you're picking up some soap... Would you like some help?"

    2. Re:Even Worse.. by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. Even Clippy doesn't deserve to be subjected to spammers all day long.

    3. Re:Even Worse.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know they're spammers, but don't you think you're being a little too harsh.

      There is no penalty too harsh for spammers. Spamming is as bad as drug dealing, so the penalties should be as severe. The lowest penalty for spammers should be death to them and their clients.

  19. We hate spammers *that* much? by haxeh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't know what kind of email accounts you all have, but I rarely get spam, and when I do, the filters pick it up. Sure it's annoying, but it's really not that big of a deal. We need better filtering, if anything, not 'better' legislation. I can't understand how the same people who want to keep the internet free of government influence are supporting laws to crucify spammers. Maybe after we tackle the spam problem, we can lock up those damn haxorz for life and censor all that indecent content out there. And, actually, let's do it for the whole world, not just the US.

    1. Re:We hate spammers *that* much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better filters will yield better circumvention techniques, etc. etc.

    2. Re:We hate spammers *that* much? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      I couldn't tell you if people hate spammers that much, but it seems they like putting folks in jail for the smallest inconvenience. Despite all it's failings, The "lock 'em up" mentality is alive and well. Must be some kind of power trip.

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    3. Re:We hate spammers *that* much? by nyseal · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I understand....to a point you say we don't need better legislation and in the next you say lock them up. Actual spam content in this law has nothing to do with the penalties; unless it's a felony, which already has it's own penalties in place.

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    4. Re:We hate spammers *that* much? by haxeh · · Score: 1

      Maybe after we tackle the spam problem, we can lock up those damn haxorz for life and censor all that indecent content out there. And, actually, let's do it for the whole world, not just the US.

      Sarcasm, man... it's called sarcasm...

    5. Re:We hate spammers *that* much? by dustmite · · Score: 1
    6. Re:We hate spammers *that* much? by nyseal · · Score: 1

      Oh, OK then. I guess I just didn't get....hmmm. After re-reading it, I still don't. Are you sure it's sarcasm?

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  20. Re:Extensions by 77Punker · · Score: 1

    The internet isn't centrally controlled. Even if it was, we need geeks in control, not another pork-barreling suit fucking things over like the gov't (here in the USA) has done to us over the past 100 years.

  21. One thing missing by BCW2 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    They don't mention a lifetime ban on ever using a computer again, along with confiscation of all computer hardware on conviction.

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  22. It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by Jtoxification · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As sick and hateful as we all find it, legit spamming (in large numbers) does seem to produce income, although it also produces dire hatred by all. It's disgusting, because the real truth here is that spamming actually targets the demigraphic of people who are truly most likely to spend their large quantities of hard-earned, overvalued, stamped, signed paper & plastic: old people in retirement, impressionable people, and young people with access to $.
    I wouldn't have much of a problem with it if it were not for the malicious nature that is ingrained within those who use it. (And in fact I analyzed what I would need to do to start it, until realizing that the services would be abused to take advantage of those who can't help themselves.) If it were more reliable and better structured, I'd feel okay with it. After all, there are hands down, enough ways to efficiently deal with it and cut down on it. A legal protocol for a spam-newsgroup system where people can filter them to various folders would be of interest to me ... hmmm ... (imagine Gameworks spamming people with deals to take to the nearest arcade ? Or I remember for awhile that the Toyota dealer in my area had an insane family deal, buy one actual car, get the next for a dollar -- truth ! I wanted to split the cost with a friend, but neither of us had enough to pay.) Initially, I thought, "hey, this is great ... if they're just going after spammers who scam, I'll have to read more on it," but if you spam, then you're either ignoring the demigraphic, or don't care about it.
    I hate spam, not for the fact that it hounds many of my emails with 3-10 messages per day, but because of the people who are literally preyed upon by it for their money. That is reason enough for spammers to spend jail-time, and lots of it. The government didn't go far enough.

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    1. Re:It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      legit spamming

      Oxymoron.

    2. Re:It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      That is reason enough for spammers to spend jail-time, and lots of it. The government didn't go far enough.

      You're absolutely right. And I hope you get some jail time the next time you "glide" through a stop sign or get caught going 2 miles over the speed limit. Thsese laws are here for our safety, and if you break them, it's jail for you pal. Get the point?

      I hate spam, not for the fact that it hounds many of my emails with 3-10 messages per day, but because of the people who are literally preyed upon by it for their money.

      Nobody put a gun to their head, forcing them to buy a product. No matter how you want to look at it, spam is a two way street and it's a consensual act between buyer and seller. That means in no way should there be any jail time. Technical solutions ARE possible, and it's up to us to work it out and implement it. (But, it's so haaarrrd. Can't we just lock up the "bad people"? That would be sooo much easier.)

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    3. Re:It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      #define istroll (uid > 700000)

    4. Re:It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      No matter how you want to look at it, spam is a two way street and it's a consensual act between buyer and seller. That means in no way should there be any jail time.

      Consensual? Bull Frickin Shit! I receive ~500 spams a day, none of which I have consented to in any way. I've never bought from a spammer, and never will, so you're "between buyer and seller" stuff is just an outright lie. Consensual my ass...

    5. Re:It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what part of "buyer" you don't understand, but without the buyer, there would be no spam. Unless you know something else that could fuel it. Technical solutions are, or will be available. Let's go that route. Until you take out the profits, this little arms race will continue. Jail or no jail. I would like to think that we might learn something from our experience with prohibition, but that doesn't seem to have happened.

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    6. Re:It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      #define amnot (uid=723125)

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    7. Re:It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure what part of "buyer" you don't understand, but without the buyer, there would be no spam.

      I'm not sure what part of "I have never bought from spammers, and I never will" you don't understand. Spam isn't consensual - I didn't agree to any of it. I'm a victim when they spam me, and I'm a victim when they forge my domain name in the From field of their spam.

      Your claims that spam is consensual is pure bull shit. Changing the subject to "some people buy from spam" doesn't change that.

    8. Re:It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      ...and I'm a victim...

      Cry me a river. Mommy, mommy, he filled my box with stuff. Make him stand in the corner for five years. Yeah, that'll fix 'em. Find another way to get your damn mail. I have absolutely NO sympathy for people who think jail is the answer for everything. Go tell your neighbors to quit buying from the spammers. The problem will NOT go away unless people stop buying, or a technical solution comes along. And all yer cussin' won't change THAT.

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    9. Re:It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      legal solutions can work too.

    10. Re:It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      legit spamming

      Oxymoron. All spam is theft.

    11. Re:It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1

      Defend the spammers all you want, lie about how what you do is consenual all you want, but everyone else knows that spam is forced on people, not something that they consent to.

    12. Re:It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      I'm not defending spammers, but you all taking the wrong attitude on this. The fact is that spamming is profitable for only one reason. Because people buy from spammers.It IS that simple, and the ONLY fair social solution is to get people to stop buying. I know you think jail is great and all, but you should know by now that it won't work. And you are only lying to yourselves if you think it does. As long as you want to live in a capitalist society, and as long as spam is profitable, the problem will last longer than war in the Middle East. In the meantime use your filters. Write better ones to help minimize the problem, because in today's (or any other day's) world I can guarantee that you won't eliminate it. Just make sure your nukes are bigger than theirs.

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    13. Re:It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      Actually, I haven't mentioned jail in the posts I've made to you. All I've done is to point out that you claim spam is consensual, and it isn't. I have not, and will not, consented to spammers filling my email box with crap.

      The fact that you keep saying "It's consensual" and are dead set against making it illegal tells me that you are very likely a spammer. You certainly are defending them.

    14. Re:It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      I have absolutely NO sympathy for people who think jail is the answer for everything.

      Now, now, now, not everybody thinks that jail is the proper answer for spammers. Various colorful forms of execution have also been proposed.

      With the obvious joke told, you can turn the thread toward serious discussion, if you like. Step One is to explain why you do not believe that enforcement of private property rights is a proper function of government.

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    15. Re:It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      The fact is that spamming is profitable for only one reason. Because people buy from spammers.It IS that simple, and the ONLY fair social solution is to get people to stop buying.

      On second thought, never mind that earlier invitation to a serious discussion. Arguing with someone who (as an inescapable corrolary) thinks that the solution to burglary is to convince everyone not to buy from fences is an exersize in futility.

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    16. Re:It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      I didn't say you consent to recieving spam, but obviously your neighbors and many others do. As long they consent, you are going to recieve spam also. Use and improve your filters, look for or develope better protocols, and quit your belly aching. Making it illegal will only make it more profitable due to the risks involved. The black market is always more profitable, and it's off the books and tax free. Or haven't you learned anything from prohibition, past and present. Economics will always trump law.

      The fact that you keep saying "It's consensual" and are dead set against making it illegal tells me that you are very likely a spammer.

      That's funny as hell. The false ussumptions made on me are merely amusing (and fun to read). The only bad part of that is when you make false assumptions against others that can really cause harm. And since you're so quick to assume, I guess I can also assume that you are very quick to find people guilty of whatever without having all the facts. Kind of like the guy living at 1600 Pennsilvania Ave.

      You certainly are defending them.

      You're either with us or against us. Is that the way it works?? Again, another false assumption. The fact is, you just need to look at the problem(and it is a problem) from another angle. Any attempt to use the law is just going to nail too many innocents. That is why technology is the only fair solution. If we cut the petty politics, I'm sure a solution could be found within a year.

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    17. Re:It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      If you can be positive you have the right guy, I find nothing wrong with taking all their property, RICO style. The basic reason I don't like using the law as opposed to technological solutions is that we DON'T have equal protection under the law. The law does not apply to politically connected people. Prohibition has proven this. The well connected can even get away with murder. You know who I am talking about. With the rampant hypocracy in the system today, don't expect much respect for the law. I have mixed feelings about private property, and can not say whether the gov't shuold protect what might not be yours to begin with. Just because you paid money for something doesn't automatically make it yours. You may have bought stolen property. Stolen has a broad meaning here, from a candy bar in a store all the way up to Indian land in North America.

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    18. Re:It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Arguing with someone who (as an inescapable corrolary) thinks that the solution to burglary is to convince everyone not to buy from fences is an exersize in futility.

      The real solution is to put bars in the window. Or do you actually have a FAIR legal solution, that will be enforced upon everybody equally? Sounds just as futile to me. If it's so impossible to stop people from buying from spammers or fences, what makes you think we can stop spam or burglary? The best we can do is to minimize it, unless we eliminate the desire for money.

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    19. Re:It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      If it's so impossible to stop people from buying from spammers or fences, what makes you think we can stop spam or burglary? The best we can do is to minimize it

      The most effective way to minimize it is [drum roll] to make it known that if you get caught doing it you will go to jail. Duh.

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    20. Re:It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      I didn't say you consent to recieving spam, but obviously your neighbors and many others do. As long they consent, you are going to recieve spam also.

      Actually, you did. That's what made me post in the first place, when you posted "It's consensual". It's clearly not. But I'm not surprised that someone who is pro-spam is also a lying bastard.

      Some people like rough sex. Some people like rape fantasy, B&D/S&M stuff. Some like it enough to pay for it.

      That, however, does not mean that I should have to put up with it if it isn't my choice. Your theory is that since some like spam, it's OK to do spam me, it's OK to ignore unsubscribes, it's OK to force your advertising costs onto other people, and it's OK to pretend to be me, and it's OK to forge my domain in the headers of their spam so their bounces come to my mailbox.

      You're either with us or against us. Is that the way it works?

      When you tell me that I should shut up and quit whining, just deal with the spam, don't try to stop it, then yes, it's clear that you aren't on my side. If your side wins, email becomes useless.

      It's clear I'm arguing with a troll, and quite likely a spammer, so post whatever nonsense you want - you aren't worth responding to.

    21. Re:It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      ...you will go to jail.

      Apparently, you're just as inflexable on this as I appear to be to you. Go ahead. Lock 'em up. I'm going invest in the rapidly growing prison industry. I'll make millions and you will still be deleting spam. Or maybe you already have a big stake in it now. If filling the jails is making you rich with said investments, then I can understand your point of view. It appears that you have learned well from our experience with prohibition.

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    22. Re:It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      Making it illegal will only make it more profitable due to the risks involved. The black market is always more profitable, and it's off the books and tax free. Or haven't you learned anything from prohibition, past and present. Economics will always trump law.

      Your "logic" would lead to making robbery, theft, murder, rape, etc legal. After all, laws against them won't stop them, and according to you, it simply makes them more profitable.

      The false ussumptions made on me are merely amusing (and fun to read).

      Since you keep lying about how you never said that it's consenual, here's a quote. Go tell your lies to someone as stupid as you are - I'm not buying.

      No matter how you want to look at it, spam is a two way street and it's a consensual act between buyer and seller. That means in no way should there be any jail time. That one post is what got me started in this thread. It's an outright lie.

    23. Re:It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      That's what made me post in the first place, when you posted "It's consensual"

      No, I said it's consensual between buyer and seller. Let's take the politics out of it and work towards a FAIR technological solution.

      If your side wins, email becomes useless.

      Of course that's not true. It will become different, possibly incompatable with the present system(but can be emulated). Contrary to popular belief, different is not always bad.

      Pro-spam, eh? That's a good one. Like the filters I use, I'm just getting better at minimizing it. Maybe I should have been a spammer. I could have retired by now. The only thing I'm saying is that legal solutions won't work. It will be selectively enforced like all our laws. To me, that's worse than the original offense. Not being a mind reader, I am uncertain as to how that got twisted into being pro-spam. It's our mad desire for money, that brings on all this crap. Maybe we should look into that...no?

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    24. Re:It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Your "logic" would lead to making robbery, theft, murder, rape, etc legal.

      The reward or punishment you derive from these only depends on who you doing it for. The Americans are already doing those things in Iraq, but that's another thread. Unless you have money invested in the prison infrastructure, you will derive no benefit from locking up spammers. Unless pure, sweet revenge gets you off.

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    25. Re:It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      Maybe I should have been a spammer.

      You certainly have the morals for it.

    26. Re:It's sick and it makes a lot of money .... by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      Let's take the politics out of it and work towards a FAIR technological solution.

      A perfectly fair technological solution has already been offered -- place steel bars between the spammer and the outside world where the computers are. Duh.

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  23. Re:Overkill? Random Chance of Death Penalty by October_30th · · Score: 3, Insightful
    If one goes to jail for running a red light or smoking a joint of pot, there's definitely something wrong with the judicial system - not with the people.

    Capital punishment also happens to be barbaric according to the standards of most civilized nations on earth.

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  24. Re:Overkill? Random Chance of Death Penalty by LostCluster · · Score: 1

    To the suicidal, that would be a license to do anything they want before they died. Afterall, even if caught they would get away with it every time until they died.

  25. Re:Extensions by October_30th · · Score: 1
    It's kind of funny that you blame the government when the true blame lies on the corporations that have bought the government.

    It never ceases me to amaze that every time a subject like DMCA or Patriot Act comes up, people fail to realize that it is not the government (which, basically should be, "we the people") but the markets that have overtaken the democratic process are to blame.

    Remember. You can vote for (or against) a political candidate; you can't vote for/against what the big business wants. Therefore I still believe that fundamentally big government is good and completely free markets are bad.

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  26. a suitable punishment. by jponster · · Score: 1

    Let us not forget the ever-popular burning at the stake. perhaps we could feed them so much of their 'wares' that they.... er..... "explode" - is this a possible side effect of a viagra overdose? a fitting punishment in any case!!! [evil laugh] muahhahahahah!

  27. Mitnick-esque addon? by rylin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How about tacking on a little "not allowed to use computer systems" after the 2nd offense?

  28. I wonder... by Brigadoon · · Score: 1

    I would think that it could apply in some way. IANAL, of course, but if you're physically located outside the US but still commit a crime such as this that affects people in the US, couldn't you be expedited? Or at least have a warrant for your arrest should you enter the US? Not totally unlike what happened to Dmitry Sklyarov.

    Just a thought.

    1. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's extradited. Expedited means speeded up.

    2. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the word you wanted to use is extradited, not expedited.

  29. Whatever... by Kjella · · Score: 1

    ...it's still 1-5 years* ~0 spammers.

    What we need is the means to take more spammers to court. As it is now, they're so few it'd hardly matter if you gave them capital punishment.

    Kjella

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  30. Target sellers, not spammers by yow2000 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    To prosecute, just follow the link.

    1. Re:Target sellers, not spammers by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      ...just follow the link.

      Where? What link? I clicked and clicked, but nothing happened.

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    2. Re:Target sellers, not spammers by MikeXpop · · Score: 1

      But what about joe jobs?

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    3. Re:Target sellers, not spammers by yow2000 · · Score: 1
      A Joe job is a way to "frame" someone. Not a new problem for the law.

      The prosector would need to prove the spam was commissioned by the seller.

    4. Re:Target sellers, not spammers by MikeXpop · · Score: 1

      Well duh, but how? Spam is anonymous, which is why it's pretty much impossible to catch spammers in the first place.

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    5. Re:Target sellers, not spammers by yow2000 · · Score: 1
      Are you serious?

      They are selling something.

      Their customers have to interact with them somehow.

      So there is a link right?

      It's not going to catch the perpetrators of a joe job, but come on, that's a secondary issue. Spam is the first problem, right?

  31. I agree entirely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most people are incosiderate, unempathetic, non-contemplative boobs who let knee jerk reactions rule their thinking.

    This would be the reason there's a grandmother from NY who got caught with an eight ball serving 15 years in prison while a convicted rapist gets out in 10.

    Spam is a goddamned piece of electronic mail, GET OVER IT. Maybe if people didn't give their email address to every Tom, Dick, and Harry that ASKS FOR IT they wouldn't have a problem. I mean do you hand out your address in a room full of telemarketers? How hard is this to understand?

    I hardly think the 10 pieces of spam I get a day is worth sending someone to jail for three years. But you get more you say? Well I'm intelligent enough to use a personal and a spam address for my email, handing the spam address to things I don't trust. yeah, I must be a frigging GENIUS HERE.

    God people are stupid, I don't know how they remeber to breath.

    -rt

    1. Re:I agree entirely by RickHunter · · Score: 1

      Yeah, people are stupid, and you're among them.

      You know what one of the top methods of spamming is now? Pick a couple thousand servers with open SMTP ports at random. Randomly generate a couple million "likely" addresses. Send your spam to all these addresses.

      Cost to you: minimal. Cost to recipient: substantial. Chances of nailing several million active addresses: pretty damn good. Expected sales: around a hundred.

      And if the server bounces on invalid addresses - all the better. A simple set difference gets you a list of active addresses. Rinse and repeat for about a month and you've got a list of a couple million active addresses.

  32. Re:Pffftttt. Lite-Weight by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would agree, but in my view, at least two of these punishments should apply for each offence.

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  33. Re:Overkill? Random Chance of Death Penalty by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

    It'd be a license to do anything you want for anyone who doesn't believe in an afterlife. Spend your time doing whatever you like and then when you die *poof* your brain stops functioning, your personality ceases to be and as such there is no punishment - you have no mind left therefore you aren't thinking, if you aren't thinking then obviously you don't even know you're dead.

    This is also my main argument against the death penalty in practise - if someone does something truly terrible then death is not punishment since they are not around to suffer. Life imprisonment, however, leaves you spending your remaining years being punished - much harsher in my book.

  34. Republican Congress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If Congress doesn't say otherwise, it goes into effect November 1st"

    You forgot to mention that the congress is controlled by republicans which passed the "Can Spam Act". I will be surprised if it is passed at all let alone seriuos modifications!

  35. What - no torture? by mwfolsom · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is by much too little.

    I want spammers tortured. I propose they be tied to a low voltage electric chair which is connected to a button on a website. The populace will be invited to come by and issue a non-terminal zap to the offender whenever the mood stikes them.

    1. Re:What - no torture? by br0d · · Score: 1

      Or better yet, give them no prison or fine at all, but make the sole stipulation that for a period of time consisting of one day for each spam they've ever sent, they must consent to random interruptions in whatever they are doing, at the hands of people they've spammed. Phone calls, emails, in person conversations, whatever. No MATTER what the spammee wants to talk to them about, for that period of time, the spammer MUST listen, to completion, or face jail time. This is Hammurabi in action. I'd walk up and shake his hand and be all like "Steve, you *can* have a bigger dong today. I like horses. Sometimes they bray. I've been to the beach in the fall. It is very beautiful. Care for a Vicodin?" etc etc etc for about an hour...then I'd punch him in the nuts and go get a Guinness

  36. Re:Pffftttt. Lite-Weight by rampant+mac · · Score: 1
    6. Have them sit in a room and listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating egg salad sandwiches for all eternity.

    /jim carey

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  37. Won't work, and it's getting boring saying this! by heironymouscoward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The War on Spam sounds great, and I'm sure every citizen is happy their politicians are taking such draconian measures. Ditto for the spam fighters, who will get nice shiny boxes and new powers to help in the fight. But it won't work and for simple reasons.

    One: spammers have huge networks of zombied computers at their disposal and can send spam almost entirely undetectably.

    Two: this legislation does not affect the companies actually selling their products via spam. Thus it simply acts as a darwinian filter, eliminating the spammers stupid enough to remain in US jurisdiction and allow their identities to be tracked (see point one).

    Three: there are already more effective ways to get the consumers' attention, and by legislating against spam, these will simply become more used. Mainly, I'm thinking of spyware/trojans like CoolWebSearch.

    A realistic attack on spam and the rest must be focussed on the people paying for such services, i.e. advertisers. They must be liable for the cost and moral damage their marketing causes, as in any other domain. Further we need some changes to the policy of "receiver pays" which is the basic reason why spam exists at all.

    But as so often, this attack on spammers is too little, too late, and ignores what is a much more serious problem: spyware, trojans, and worms that spread via security holes in MSIE and Windows.

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  38. Victory! by Luscious868 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, this will really stop spammers! It's not like they can just move out of the USA and spam to their hearts content or anything like that ... er ... wait.

  39. Arsenic -- in parts per trillion by fastgood · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps administor 1 ppt of arsenic for every 1 spam?

    2,500,000 spams would yield near-immediate results
    while half a million parts per trillion would be a slower,
    but more painful death for the spammer later that week.

    1. Re:Arsenic -- in parts per trillion by JRIsidore · · Score: 1

      Not that a good idea. It will just make the spammers send out even more spam so they can hope to get "near-immediate results" when caught.

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  40. Re:Pffftttt. Lite-Weight by Tar-Palantir · · Score: 1

    I believe you've forgotten "soft cushions" and "the Comfy Chair". *Nobody* expects the Spammish Inquisition!

  41. our national snackfood by quetzalc0atl · · Score: 1

    trailer-occupying folks must be upset at the penalties being levelled at their favorite food.

  42. Re:Overkill? Random Chance of Death Penalty by LostCluster · · Score: 1

    This is also a problem we're facing in the "War on Terror". Those who subscribe to the terrorist-corrupted version of Islam believe that if they die while attacking non-believers they'll be taken to the happiest possible afterlife. Therefore, they design attacks in which they are sure to die, and we have nobody left to prosecute.

    The 19 worst offenders in the Sept. 11 attacks died, therefore our criminal justice system is totally ineffective against them.

  43. The problem is... by Kjella · · Score: 1

    ...that you need to establish a chain of evidence that proves the company sent out, commissioned or otherwise approved of the SPAM. If not, I could simply spam *for* my competitors' websites, and they would be fined/put in jail.

    Since they don't know me, they'd have even less chance of actually finding me and stopping my spamming than those actually recieving a spam mail from me. This is more commonly known as a joe job.

    It's not sure that it is the company itself or a competitor either. How about a blackmailer? "Give us $$$ or we'll get you in trouble over spamming" or stock scams, assuming we're talking about a company big enough to be on a stock market?

    Quite simply, it's neither practically or legally possible to skip establishing the chain of events. To take a classic example, referral scams. It's the referer that is misleading them to the site, not the site itself.

    Kjella

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  44. A Bad, Dumb Yuppie Law by Simonetta · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is a bad, dumb, wrong law that won't work and will only be used by crackhead prosecutors to harass their political enemies.

    Real spammers will simply move their base to a country that won't extradite them and has good broadband connections. Like maybe some island in the middle of the Pacific that acts as a supply and maintenence station for the major trans-oceanic internet cables. So this law won't do anything to reduce the amount of spam that gets to your PC.

    I call it a 'Yuppie' law because it's one of those 'feel good' laws that make Baby Boomer mommies believe that they're solving a problem but in reality has exactly the opposite effect of what they're trying to achieve. Because the definition of spam here is so broad, the law can be used by prosecuters ( in the USA these are the government's lawyers who file charges against citizens in the courts. Unlike most other countries, in the USA, the courts are a seperate division of government from the police and the police are subject to the law as interpreted by the courts) to go after people for their lifestyle. For instance anyone sending an e-mail about an out-of-favor political position or an announcement of a demonstration could be sent to prison under a broad interpretation of an anti-spam law. And the present government of the USA is really big on broad interpretation for laws against people that it doesn't like.

    So this law is stupid and worthless for what it's supposed to do, and provides a broad weapon to be used indiscriminately against citizens.

    So why would anyone on Slashdot support it?

    1. Re:A Bad, Dumb Yuppie Law by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      Real spammers will simply move their base to a country that won't extradite them and has good broadband connections. Like maybe some island in the middle of the Pacific that acts as a supply and maintenence station for the major trans-oceanic internet cables. So this law won't do anything to reduce the amount of spam that gets to your PC.

      You are partly correct. Some spammers will move to a spam friendly location and continue. That's fine. But you're wrong about it not reducing my spam.

      Since I receive no legitimate mail from those places, I can block off their entire IP space without losing any legitimate mail.

    2. Re:A Bad, Dumb Yuppie Law by crucini · · Score: 1

      Whie I agree with you about what you term "Yuppie Laws" in general, I think you're completely wrong about CANSPAM. It is narrowly drafted to avoid the controversial edge cases. And yet it criminalizes the vast majority of spam in my inbox. If it is vigorously enforced it will substantially reduce spam.

      And no, the typical slashdot arguments for why spammers will be able to evade the jurisdiction or effect of the law do not make sense. Anyone charging credit cards is very accessible to US jurisdiction.

  45. Fallout II by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best sentence should be the one in Fallout II... The spammer gets set free in the center of the town. Rocks are available everywhere. But better yet, we get guns, lots of guns. We take out his legs with a Remington VS Sendero chambered in .223. We take out his arms with .45 caliber slugs. We riddle his body with that really cool HK11e. And his head... Oh yeah, we sit 500 yds away in a bunker and use the sniper rifle, also in .223, and "Critical Hit" the filthy spammer, causing his brain to make a beautiful pink mist.

  46. Re:Overkill? Random Chance of Death Penalty by pilot1 · · Score: 1

    The problem with life imprisonment is that it is rarely that. A disgustingly large portion of those who are sentenced to life in prison are let out on parole; would you really want a serial killer (who would had otherwise been executed) to be let out of prison on parole?
    I know I wouldn't.

  47. Re:Overkill? Random Chance of Death Penalty by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

    No, I wouldn't want them to be executed, I'd like life in prison to do what it says on the tin.

  48. If Congress doesn't say otherwise? by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 1

    1. Send out millions of spam mail 2. Watch the news about Congress passing an anti-spam law 3. Laugh at Congress because the problem is technical not legal 4. Profit!!!

    1. Re:If Congress doesn't say otherwise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Step 3a: ???

  49. Re:Overkill? Random Chance of Death Penalty by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    This is also my main argument against the death penalty in practise - if someone does something truly terrible then death is not punishment since they are not around to suffer.

    You are one sadistic individual.

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  50. How to establish the chain of events by ciurana · · Score: 2, Insightful

    RickHunter wrote

    The problem with fining the companies offering the products/services is that you've then handed their competition a great way to get rid of them. Having trouble beating a rival in the market? Hire a direct marketer in Russia, say, to send out ten million mails, carefully targetted to include government and law enforcement officers in their jurisdiction claiming to be selling their service. Watch them implode under the fines.

    Kjella wrote:

    Quite simply, it's neither practically or legally possible to skip establishing the chain of events. To take a classic example, referral scams. It's the referer that is misleading them to the site, not the site itself.

    I disagree with both of you. All I have to do is follow the Deep Throat Watergate Principle: follow the money. All I have to do is purchase one of the products or services and follow the chain through the payment processors all the way to the source. There will be a nice money trail. That's why I said "the vendors or their payment processors in my previous post.

    Cheers,

    Eugene
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    1. Re:How to establish the chain of events by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yes, but what happen when I hire company A to handle my advertising, and them some dumb ass at the company spam everyone? or gets paid a lot of money by my competitor to do so?

      How do you follow cash?

      What happens when I get a call from someone who wants 10,000 units of my product? am I suppose to sell it to them, or spend a sunstantial amount of cash tracking down there operation, and how their advertisers work?

      No, you go after the spammers, and you go after the telcom that knowingly allow spammers on there systems

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  51. another example of a Yuppie Law by Simonetta · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A 'Yuppie' (from 'Young Urban Professional') law is any emotional law that is passed to enforce a lifestyle affection primarily of the young and upper-middle class on the poor and lower-middle class people. It gives the Yuppie do-gooders the impression that they have addressed what they precieve to be a 'social problem' without actually doing anything about in the real world and often making the underlying problem worse.

    An example would be the law that requires all children to wear bicycle helmets. Fine for yuppie mommies, they're the first to buy anything that might help protect precious little Megan and Justin. But bad for the children of the poor.
    Say a cop sees a poor kid on a bicycle without a helmet. He stops the kid and gives him a big (more than $100) ticket that his parents must pay or lose their driver's license. [I know, there's no connection between the two in the real world. But yuppie mommies love to come up with creative and nasty little ways to make the poor people improve themselves i.e. see things from a yuppie mommy prespective]
    The parents can't afford a $100 helmet for the kid -and- pay the ticket. So they tell the kid on the threat of a beating not to get caught by the cops for riding around the neighborhood without a helmet.
    So the next time that the cops are around and see the kids riding without helmets, the kids take off in the opposite direction. Being kids, they don't look where they're going and dive right out into traffic where they get hit by a car.
    The good yuppie mommies point to this incident as a reason for all kids to wear helmets and to increase the penalities on the parents of the working class children to 'encourage them to make the right choices for their children's safety'.

    I know, I know, that you're all going to tell me what a shit I am and how this doesn't make any sense and , of course, kids NEED helmets and what a stupid jerk I am and how I have a serious attitude problem and how I could certainly benefit from counseling and how my own kids deserve a better parent than me and everything else...

    It doesn't change the fact that we don't need any more yuppie mommie laws. You need to consider the possible side effects of any law will have before you endorse passing it.

    Thank you,

    1. Re:another example of a Yuppie Law by katharsis83 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A small gripe about your particular example... The purchase of a new bike helmet is almost entirely subsidized by the insurance carrier; a budget of 50 dollars per helmet is usually allowed for every single member of the family, so buying a helmet costs someone who has health insurance absolutely nothing. Of course, the poor people in your example might not have health insurance; but in that case, they have bigger problems to worry about. Another way to look at it is the poor parents see the ubiqitious warning signs about biking without a helmet on every bike and actually purchase the kid a bike so they won't have to pay a stiff fine later. Lots of ways to look at the problem besides the liberterian lens.

    2. Re:another example of a Yuppie Law by br0d · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And how much do we as a society end up paying out when some poor kid (whose mom has no insurance) destroys himself because she is not wise enough to prioritize her funds to purchase things to protect him? I oppose "protect you from yourself" legislation as much as you do, but for an entirely different reason--not because of yuppies. I could actually give a damn if someone wants to darwinize their kids out of the gene pool, I can't stop it, I can't be there to help, and they would most likely dislike me anyway. But one thing is for sure--I sure as shit don't want to pay for it. Seatbelt laws are another example. Yeah, I don't like being told what to do, but there are people out there far dumber than you or I, and with far worse judgement and reflexes. Firemen and paramedics are payed out of our taxes. If someone doesn't have enough sense to enact a little bit of self-preservation and wear a seatbelt, they shouldn't receive the benefit of modern science trying to save their life, at my expense. It's not my fault they're dumb and dead, and I never got a chance to talk any sense into them.

    3. Re:another example of a Yuppie Law by Simonetta · · Score: 2, Informative

      Minn governor Jesse Ventura was once asked if there were any positions on the issues on which he had changed his opinion since becoming governor.
      He said that the compulsory seat belt law he had come to support. He said that the state had to pay $80,000 for care for people who became wheelchair bound as a result of refusing to wear a seat belt and then having that accident that they claimed would never happen to them.

      Thank you for taking the time to reply to my message. Most slashdotters would have just mod'ed it as low as possible.

    4. Re:another example of a Yuppie Law by Newton+IV · · Score: 1

      This law, as well as probably the seat belt law has been likely lobbied by the insurance companies to cut their incident payments. Not that Yuppies do not work in those insurance companies- I hate them as much as you do:

    5. Re:another example of a Yuppie Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are absolute right. At least someone has sense left as the country gallops to dictorship with a be happy smiley icon.

      You don't pass laws where the punishment is designed to hurt or harm another without any regard for what actually happen. No one has a right to harm someone unless the original crime in fact involved harm, such as theft, rape, murder. You can fine someone for violation of laws, such as traffic laws, but you can not harm them.

      There is a right and wrong, and harming others because the "will of society" says so, whatever that is, is wrong, and everyone who supports the harming is wrong. But we are justified to be evil, there are many of us! they might say. And so, laws are now passed not based on right and wrong, but on the bully principle.

      Now, look around you, and at these posts, and reread this.

      Now, consider this. If God rules the universe, and he surely does, how will he judge you for these types of judegements you make all the time?

    6. Re:another example of a Yuppie Law by merdark · · Score: 1

      You hate people for being successfull? Boy aren't you the bitter one.

    7. Re:another example of a Yuppie Law by Monkelectric · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The most infamous of yuppie laws being the law in california requiring traffic on both sides of the street to stop when a bus is unloading students. Yes you read correctly, in California *ALL* traffic must stop if a school bus is unloading students. I don't know the exact fine but its a draconain sum over a grand.

      Apparently some kid darwined himself by running out into traffic and the idiots in Sacramento thought "I'll make sure that never happens again!" Nevermind that in decades of public transportation this was a freak accident.

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      Religion is a gateway psychosis. -- Dave Foley

    8. Re:another example of a Yuppie Law by iantri · · Score: 1
      Maybe roads and school busses work differently in California, but this is how it works in Ontario, too. The only exception is on divided roads, where this law does not apply. (Children will never have to cross a divided road.)

      The bus frequently stops on the opposite side of the road from children's houses. (do they not do this in California?) It makes perfect sense to me that traffic going the other way should stop so the kiddies do not have to play frogger trying to cross a busy road.

      What doesn't make sense about this?

    9. Re:another example of a Yuppie Law by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      I'll admit I don't know all of the laws, but when I was a kid if the kids had to cross the street, then the bus driver had to get out of the bus and assist the kids crossing the street. Now, it doesn't matter *IF* the kids have to cross the street or not, both lanes of traffic must always stop. The fine is *SO* large that its very lucrative for the municipalities so police officers FOLLOW busses to give out these large fines. You haven't lived until you've been down "San Jacinto St" (a very busy 7 lane highway) and seen 300 cars waiting for a bus to unload.

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    10. Re:another example of a Yuppie Law by Newton+IV · · Score: 1

      Nope, really successful people are not Yuppies. Those individuals are too distinct from each other to be hated as a class, anyway. Yuppies however only pretend to be successful- they live in debt: mortgages, financing for their SUVs. And they are remarkably uniform in their imitation attempts- blue shirts, khaki pants, debt... Boring.

    11. Re:another example of a Yuppie Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The purchase of a new bike helmet is almost entirely subsidized by the insurance carrier; a budget of 50 dollars per helmet is usually allowed for every single member of the family, so buying a helmet costs someone who has health insurance absolutely nothing.
      My health insurace doesn't subsidize things like that.
    12. Re:another example of a Yuppie Law by svallarian · · Score: 1

      Nothing wrong with that law at all...if you've ever seen assholes barrelling around school buses at 80mph...happens quite frequently here in Mississippi. Luckly most of the buses here have the buses pointed in the right direction so the kids don't have to cross the street.

      Steven V>

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    13. Re:another example of a Yuppie Law by Spunk · · Score: 1

      Uh, is there any state where this *isn't* the law?

    14. Re:another example of a Yuppie Law by merdark · · Score: 1

      "Young Urban Professional" does not say "debt ridden" to me. Sounds like you have an extended definition. I know quite a few young people who most would look at and say "yuppie". They are not in debt, just damn successfull.

      Hell, even I could be accused of being a yuppie. I dress nice, have a few expensive items. But I'm poor (grad student). I make do with the budget I have. No debt. I have a few expensive things (small wardrob) rather than a whole ton of crappy cheap things.

      But yeah, there are a ton of poeple like you mention. They will suffer for it whne the debt catches up though, so I don't really take any notice (other than curse at their stupid SUVs when they block my vision or tailgate me).

    15. Re:another example of a Yuppie Law by bismarck2 · · Score: 1

      $100 for a bike helmet?!? A quick google search shows children's bicycle helmets for $12.99 and nice adult helmets for $40. I bought a nice helmet for myself for ~$45 at a local bike shop; I didn't shop around at all and I picked the one I liked which wasn't the cheapest. These prices are without insurance benefits or anything like that.

      Aside from the price, that post is just way off the mark.

    16. Re:another example of a Yuppie Law by pohzer · · Score: 1

      I enjoyed this, thanks. Arguments could go on forever, but you made some very valid points.

      Ignorance is common, and should not be an excuse for making bad decisions.

      Those really interested in the truth need to look past the obvious... take a look at how many injuries/deaths are prevented each year by helmet laws, and then look at the economic issues. You'll see the helmet laws have very little relative impact on injury and death OVERALL, yet a tremendous amount of capital is driven through the economy by the helmet laws ( buy helmets, pay fines, impact on insurance liability, impact on law-abiding attitude of people as a result of regulation, etc etc).

      Combine a very tragic and emotional issue (a child's avoidable death or disfigurement) with opportunity to generate heaps of revenue, and you earn popular support, however ignorant that might be.

  52. Hard Labor by ca1v1n · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We should put these guys to work doing human spam filtering. Sure, it sounds like a recipe for disaster, but just tie their pay to their performance. Let through an ad for grey-market software at huge discounts? Looks like you're gonna have to get friendly with Bubba if you want your cigarettes this week. Of course you also spot-check their rejects. Drop the email from the ex asking if you wanna get drinks some time? TWO WEEKS IN SOLITARY!

    In all seriousness, 5 years ago I would have said that multi-year prison sentences for spamming would be extreme, at least in cases without other crimes involved. On its face, it's still extreme, but these guys now hold an entire communication system hostage. If sending several of them to prison for their transgressions (which ARE transgressions) can be a deterrent, then I'm for it. I think it really will be a deterrent if we can get some convictions. It's not like people spam in a brief burst of anger. These people generally have some business or technical skills that could find them legitimate employment (perhaps somewhat less lucrative, but above the poverty line) even in the lousy tech economy. I hear the porn industry does well when the economy is lousy. I'm sure my mom would much rather I manage a (legitimate) porn server farm than a spam server farm anyway.

    1. Re:Hard Labor by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      We should put these guys to work doing human spam filtering. Sure, it sounds like a recipe for disaster, but just tie their pay to their performance.

      I know you were joking, but seriously, I don't want these guys anywhere NEAR my personal email or my email address.

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  53. Re:Overkill? Random Chance of Death Penalty by pilot1 · · Score: 1

    I agree with you there.
    But I would argue that execution is better than letting them go free, which happens all too often.

  54. Re:Overkill? Random Chance of Death Penalty by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    This is also a problem we're facing in the "War on Terror". Those who subscribe to the terrorist-corrupted version of Islam believe that if they die while attacking non-believers they'll be taken to the happiest possible afterlife. Therefore, they design attacks in which they are sure to die, and we have nobody left to prosecute.

    The 19 worst offenders in the Sept. 11 attacks died, therefore our criminal justice system is totally ineffective against them.


    Timothy McVeigh wasn't affraid of the death penalty either. What version of Islam did he believe in?

    Deterants do not work on fanatics, Islamists or otherwise.

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    You can't take the sky from me...

  55. Re:Overkill? Random Chance of Death Penalty by sfjoe · · Score: 1

    A disgustingly large portion of those who are sentenced to life in prison are let out on parole;

    Where did you learn this?

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  56. And I thought the cane was bad by pjt33 · · Score: 1

    I'm glad I didn't go to your school.

  57. can't ... resist ... by sulli · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your post advocates a

    ( ) technical (*) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante

    approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

    ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
    ( ) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
    (*) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
    ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
    ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
    ( ) Users of email will not put up with it
    (*) Microsoft will not put up with it
    (*) The police will not put up with it
    ( ) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
    ( ) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
    ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
    ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
    ( ) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

    Specifically, your plan fails to account for

    ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
    ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
    (*) Open relays in foreign countries
    ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
    (*) Asshats
    (*) Jurisdictional problems
    ( ) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
    ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
    ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
    ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
    ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
    ( ) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
    ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
    ( ) Extreme profitability of spam
    ( ) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
    (*) Technically illiterate politicians
    (*) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
    ( ) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
    ( ) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
    (*) Outlook

    and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

    (*) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever been shown practical
    ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
    ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
    ( ) Blacklists suck
    ( ) Whitelists suck
    ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
    ( ) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
    ( ) Sending email should be free
    ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
    ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
    (*) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
    ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
    ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
    (*) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

    Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

    ( ) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
    ( ) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
    (*) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your house down!

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    sulli
    RTFJ.
  58. Re:Overkill? Random Chance of Death Penalty by nyseal · · Score: 1

    I love when people complain because of the sentencing on a 'not really important' piece of legislation. At what point should an offender not be morally or legally responsible for his/her actions in breaking the law? Sometimes that's left up to a jury to decide, however then we have situations like O.J. He was found not guilty, so be it. The system isn't 100% perfect and never claimed to be, however running a stop light and smoking pot (right or wrong) have their penalties. What those penalties are, usually, is a culmination of years (decades?) of pissed off people changing the laws. Take MADD for example: a bunch of pissed off Mom's rally together, organize themselves, lobby the government and show Congress a bunch of graphic photos showing dismembered children. They obtain stiffer penalties for drunk driving and a headlight on the problem. Now that they have power, they lobby to get the legal limit dropped and they get it. Then, WHOA, the president of MADD gets herself caught doing what? Drinking and driving? Now she's subjected to the same legislation she helped create and cries foul ("it was only 2 glasses of wine!"). If people really want to change things, they need to organize and lobby (hard). Sitting back in a chair and sending emails doesn't work; hell even lobbying may not work, but at the end of the day my conscience is clear, knowing that at least I tried to establish change.

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  59. Re:Pffftttt. Lite-Weight by nyseal · · Score: 1

    Exactly...let's rescind ourselves to the first century. That will clear things right up. As a matter of fact, we won't have to deal with spam then, either!

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  60. simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ok, after doing programming for a telemarketing company for a year I noticed a very simple solution to telemarketing/spam problems.

    If people STOPPED buying this shit, then the problem would go away.plain and simple. but no, we have morons out there who actually purchase products from spam!!!

    these are the real enemies. the fscking sheep that buy these piece of crap products!

  61. Arrest a Grandma? You'd have to be REALLY dumb by Adam.Steinbaugh · · Score: 2

    ... or work for the RIAA.

    --
    "Mother, should I run for President? Mother, should I trust the government?"
  62. Re:Overkill? Random Chance of Death Penalty by Zareste · · Score: 1

    I think this post should get a 'Score: 1 Funny' since it's a hilarious tangent that doesn't have the least to do with this subject. Like if I made an unrelated reference to all the bombings and shootings done by those believing in atheism, with the whole 'I'll disappear after this' notion making it all so convenient. Cause hey, it worked for the Columbine kids and a whole bunch of others. Everyone jump on the bandwagon.

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  63. Re:Won't work, and it's getting boring saying this by nyseal · · Score: 1

    DAMN! I was hoping I could get through this thread without someone attributing spam to Windows. Acchh, I should have known better.

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    [SIG] Remember Mattel handheld games?
  64. Re:Extensions by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    It's kind of funny that you blame the government when the true blame lies on the corporations that have bought the government.

    No! The TRUE blame lies with the guy/gal in the mirror. Don't give your money to the corporation. Don't vote for the incumbent. Make your own salt. Spin you own clothes. Grow your own weed and your own food. Ride a bike. Walk. Put up a solar array, a wind generator. Collect your own rain water. Compost your shit. The U.S. and other "democratic" counrties definitely have the gov't that they deserve. The voter is every bit as despicable as the politician they vote for.

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  65. Re:Extensions by nyseal · · Score: 1

    Great, just what the US needs; geeks controlling the internet. It's not like Joe Sixpack knows how to program or set-up a Linux box, right? Besides, wouldn't your solution be just as dangerous? It would just be a different set of assholes in charge of something they shouldn't be in charge of to begin with.

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  66. Re:Overkill? Random Chance of Death Penalty by Zareste · · Score: 1

    Well, those who know how life after death works often aren't afraid of it either, as they don't bother believing in the 'eternal judgment' system brought to us by dualists and every mindless preacher with a bone to pick on whomever opposes him.

    Either way, it seems like nobody's going to consider all the thousands of people who are set up and framed for the crimes they didn't commit. Seems we're too busy imagining a perfect, spotless judicial system to pay attention to real life, where maybe 20% of 'criminals' were just people who were in the wrong place at the wrong time, dealt with corrupt police officers, or were just messing with the wrong people. Looks to me like everyone just wants a 'bad guy' to blame for all their problems.

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  67. Unless? by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1
    ~ or even charged unless the police officer was monumentally brain damaged ~.
    Dudley Hiibel : Am I under arrest?
    Deputy Lee Dove : I just need to see some identification.
    Hiibel : Why?
    Dove : Because I'm investigating an investigation.
    Hiibel : Investigating what?
    Dove : I'm investigating.

    Verdict: Drain Bamage

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    Yeah, right.
    1. Re:Unless? by SnappleMaster · · Score: 1

      Watch the video. There's only one brain damaged party involved and it ain't the guy with the gun.

      Although yeah, the transcript reads kinda lamely. But hey that's real life for ya. We all sound like blithering idiots in transcript. :)

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  68. War on... by karlandtanya · · Score: 3, Insightful
    We Americans (U.S. Citizens--sorry, eh?) just loooove to declare "war" on things.


    How about a war on overreaction of an impotent legislature.


    We have here a crime (since 2004-01-01) that causes, at most, annoyance.


    It's very politically correct these days to hate spam. But, frankly, it's the kind of hatred that's reserved for rude drivers, cell-phone wielding restaraunt patrons and the like.


    Plenty of examples have already been posted about the little old lady with the virus-infected computer or the kid with the lemonade stand. I'll not pile on here.


    Who among us has asked "we the people" to throw somebody in prison for being a pain in the ass?


    Dontcha think that's a little harsh?


    Death penalty for parking violations and all that.


    It's the responsiblity of "we, the people" to create justifiable penalties for offences, and then enforce them.


    The excuse "it's too hard to catch these guys" does not justify cutting the balls off of the poor bastard we do nab.


    Society at large (we call "the law") has to follow some rules, too. No unreasonable search and seizure. No cruel or unusual punishment. No taking of life, liberty, or property without due process.


    "War on" [drugs, terror, drunk driving], and now spam seems, however, to absolve "we, the people" from restrictions against abuse of the individual.

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    "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick
    1. Re:War on... by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      We have here a crime (since 2004-01-01) that causes, at most, annoyance.

      Yes. It's just a three billion dollar annoyance.

      Spammers deserve horrible, painful death. Nothing less.

    2. Re:War on... by karlandtanya · · Score: 1
      A "study".


      OK, they do mention someone's name and employer in the next paragraph. By your standards, that probably means he managed the study, and it was precise, accurate, and auditable.


      Pay me and I'll supply you with a study that says eating donuts will make you lose weight. You've shown us your requirements; let's talk price. ;)


      Execution by torture, you say? Good that you're not in charge of anything!

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      "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick
    3. Re:War on... by scifiber_phil · · Score: 1

      Well written. I also would like to see the justice system be just, swift, and not abusive to the innocent.

    4. Re:War on... by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      I guess that, because you can't actually point out any flaws with the study, you must agree with it.

    5. Re:War on... by karlandtanya · · Score: 1
      Sorry, it doesn't work that way.


      If you present a baseless study, it's on you to support it.


      You seem insistent on contributing glib comments to this discussion. I will give you a gift in gratitude for your contribution to the community today.


      You may have the last word. Say what you like, and you may rest assured in the delusion that you are making sense.

      --
      "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick
    6. Re:War on... by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      If you present a baseless study, it's on you to support it.

      Baseless study? Exactly what was wrong with it?

      Spamming has tangible costs. It costs time in processing it. It costs for the storage space to hold it. It costs for the ISPs to come up for ways to keep it from getting to their customers lest they get lost of complaints and their customers leave. Waving your hands about and dismissing those real costs with "nuh-uh!" doesn't make them go away, it just makes you look stupid.

      You may have the last word.

      Typical. You're too much of a coward to bother defending your inane assertions.

    7. Re:War on... by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      Who among us has asked "we the people" to throw somebody in prison for being a pain in the ass?

      Not me. I do, however, insist that people who repeatedly and deliberately violate my property rights be locked away long enough to convince them that honest toil is preferable to a second incarceration.

      It's the responsiblity of "we, the people" to create justifiable penalties for offences, and then enforce them.

      A typical spammer imposes costs of several thousand dollars upon his targets per offense (don't take my word for it: just multiply one second to "just hit delete" by the number of spam targets and then by the minimum wage). We The People have already figured out that somebody who deliberately and repeatedly causes thousands of dollars worth of damage ought to go to jail.

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  69. Better filters don't do jack. by Jin+Wicked · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For a long time, I agreed spam is a problem, but I never had more than a couple dozen a day, easy enough to delete. Until this year... now I've had the same email address on my site for years now, and I always disguised it to help against spam bots, but something happened in the last six months. I started getting 10-12 spams EVERY TIME my mail client checked my mail at ten minute intervals. and I was only getting worse.

    I switched hosts and had access to install SpamAssassin. Now it catches about 600 spams mails and spam mails to addresses that don't exist on my site a DAY. And still, more and more are making it through to my inbox just because of the sheer volume. And SpamAssassin has gotten a couple of real mails caught in it, but now the volume is so high I can't skim the sorted spam to double check, so I just hope anything that gets caught isn't important.

    Unless they either find a way to stop it via legislation, or changing how email works to make it more secure and harder to abuse, and ISPs are pressured to not let spammers use their services, they are going to render the email system completely unusable. My business is online, I can't use a whitelist -- I have to be able to get email from potential clients and customers easily. I shouldn't have to go to this much trouble just to use email, it just isn't right.

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  70. Re:Overkill? Random Chance of Death Penalty by pilot1 · · Score: 1

    Google for the statistics.

  71. severed artery? solution: mow your lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem isn't laws. Passing another anti-spam law or writing up sentencing guidelines is akin to walking into a Barnes and Noble, buying a book on brain surgery, and expecting you will be a doctor.

    Spammers break tons of laws every time they spam. Passing another one is superfluous.

    If you want to pass a law to address this problem, pass a law specifying $X amount of dollars to go towards law enforcement and prosecution of existing computer crimes. Form an independent cyber-crime unit that works with the judicial branch of the government to educate those idiots to the fact that these people are criminals and need to be prosecuted. And... ACTUALLY PROSECUTE THEM!

    A friend of mine had a spammer break into his network. He filed a case with the FBI and gathered all the evidence to prosecute the spammer. He ID's where the spammer was located and documented hundreds of cases of computer tampering and other felonious fraud. The FBI presented the case to the District Attorney for prosecution and the DA blew it off. I'm beginning to think the actual spammers are District Attorneys the way they seem so unwilling to go after these people.

  72. Re:Overkill? Random Chance of Death Penalty by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

    So you think a serial killer who tortured countless people deserves to just fall asleep and never wake up? Doesn't sound like much retribution for what they have done.

  73. Re:Won't work, and it's getting boring saying this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No-one attributed spam to windows, but windows is playing a big role in helping spammers hide their trax.

  74. Re:Overkill? Random Chance of Death Penalty by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    the whole point of (most) spam is not clog servers and carry out vendettas

    And you think the US cares about the standards of other nations WHY?

    I think the death penalty lets them off too easy. Let 'em stay in the box for 40 years.

  75. Re:Overkill? Random Chance of Death Penalty by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    So you think a serial killer who tortured countless people deserves to just fall asleep and never wake up? Doesn't sound like much retribution for what they have done.

    Sadists enjoy making others suffer.

    That includes serial killers, and people who want to make serial killers suffer.

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  76. mandate powdered soap, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...takes a lot longer to pick up.

  77. Yes, we hate spammers more than *that*? by r_cerq · · Score: 1

    By "we", I mean those who maintain moderately large mail systems. My own mailsystem gets about 8 million messages per day;
    Of those 8 million, approximately 4 are rejected right at the SMTP level for various reasons (mostly inexistant domains or mail recipients); according to spamassassin, 43% of what does get in is also SPAM. That's almost another 2M. In other words, I (or my company) could have invested less than 25% of what I actually did in equipment (the spam filtering servers alone are almost a third of the total), and my nights and days would be *MUCH* less stressful.

  78. Keep on spamming by max+born · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A senseless waste of our tax dollars. This won't work because spammers know how to hide behind hijacked computers and open relays, etc.. Having glanced through these guides I couldn't help thinking how easy it would be to distrubute spam containing child pornography while posing as your competitor.

    It's ironic that our elected officials can't take on tough issues like health care but seem to have plenty of time to pen 161 pages of rendantly abominable extraneous verbosity.

    We've had the DMCA, now it's CAN-SPAM. What troubles me about these laws is that they're ineffectual. People will copy DVDs and distribute them, others will send unsolicited advertisements to any email address they can get. Relax people. This is no biggy. For the domains I manage I get about 1500 emails/day (webmaster, postmaster, admin, etc.) but I use a spam filter and a procmail script to deal with it.

    What we're asking here is for the government to control what comes into our inboxes. I'm sure CAN-SPAM will be tied up in the courts for years over it's implications on the First Amendment. The whole thing is a waste of society's resources.

  79. Isn't This A Bit Harsh For Sending Email? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Five years for sending some unsolicited bulk email? Wouldn't a more appropriate punishment be a small fine?

    HAHAHA! Just kidding. I had to say it, since I knew some spammer would be piping up with some lame-ass post like that. Considering that spamming is a crime where a single act commits theft against hundreds of thousands or millions of victims each time, five years is light. In fact, five years is much too light. If someone can get five years for selling a couple kilos of pot, a million spams should get fifty years to life because the amount of money made is about the same, but the damage done to the victims is far, far greater.

  80. more spam since CAN-Spam by MS · · Score: 2, Informative
    Spam has tripled since the announcement of the CAN-Spam act in late 2003:

    Have a look at the following graph showing the statistic of spam per day during the last year (thanks to Spamcop).

    Clearly the CAN-Spam act did in no way reduce the amount of spam.

    :-(

    1. Re:more spam since CAN-Spam by jfengel · · Score: 1

      The law was only the first step, authorizing various governmental organizations (like the FTC and the USSC) to come up with the actual regulations. Nothing happened on 1/1/2004 except that those agencies were authorized to begin work.

      I'd expect there to be more spam. Is the tripling of spam in six months any faster than it had been? As more and more morons catch spamware, spam grows.

      Will the law work? I dunno. There are all the various ways spammers hide (servers in other countries, open relays, relaybots), but many of them are in the US and will likely remain there. Computers are easy to move; people are not.

      Personally, I'd hold off on declaring failure until at least one spammer has been sentenced under the guidelines, or it becomes apparent that the Justice Department isn't going to prosecute anybody. As spam is, it's not as obnoxious as a dirty bomb. It may be that spammers go unprosecuted not because of a lack of will, but a lack of time.

    2. Re:more spam since CAN-Spam by sjgm · · Score: 1

      Have a look at the following graph showing the statistic of spam per day during the last year

      Very interesting indeed, but perhaps it means that SpamCop simply has more subscribers now, particularly given their recent acquisition by IronPort, increasing their exposure.

  81. Sentencing guidelines are like Dungeons & Drag by 3rings · · Score: 4, Informative

    The 5 year and 3 year sentences are maximums set by Congress. A while back, Congress created the U.S. Sentencing Commission and laws that bound what a judge may do in a given case, based on the Commission's Guidelines. So, although a crime may be a 5 year felony, a judge can only sentence someone to 5 years if he meets the criteria set in the guidelines.

    Congress was actually interested in pushing sentences up, because it wanted to appear tough on crime. Therefore, at the same time, it abolished parole for federal crimes. There is no parole for federal offenses, only a small amount of time off for good behavior, calculated through a formula.

    The Guidelines end up working like Dungeon & Dragons. The crime has a base offense level, say 6. Then there are "enhancements" for various kinds of conduct. So, if you're caught (somehow) and used an innocent person's computer, you could get +4. If you use the word viagra, +1; if you misspell viagra, +2, etc. [Like, I'm wearing my leather armor, but my armor class is improved by 2 for my dexterity and 4 for my magic ring] See The Fraud Guidlines

    A defendant also has a criminal history score, based on how many times he's been convicted before.

    There's a table in the guidelines that cross-references offense level and criminal history to give a sentencing range in months. With a criminal history of I (they use roman numerals for the criminal history), you need an offense level of at least 11 to be certain of any actual jail time (because zone B sentences allow a convict to do "home detention"). See The Sentencing Table.

    The thing is, I can't find what exactly the Commission has sent to Congress, i.e., the proposed offense levels and enhancements, so its hard to tell what the Commission has actually come up with. From what I can tell, they have decided to incorporate this offense into the the fraud guidelines. (according to this ZDnet story). The fraud guidelines are based on the amount lost and are notoriously squishy--because it is difficult to estimate exactly how much a given scheme cost.

  82. Italy VS Maryland by MS · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Maryland lawmakers passed an anti-spam bill 4 days ago, which seek criminal penalties including up to 10 years in jail and fines up to 25.000 US$...

    On the other hand Italy has a law (since September 2003), which seeks up to 3 years in jail and fines up to 90.000 Euros!

    Guess, which law I find better? Jail-time would be payed by us, the innocent citizen, while fines weight on the offenders pocket!

    :-)

  83. Pick good cellmates by Prof.+Pi · · Score: 1
    Let 'em stay in the box for 40 years.

    And make sure their cellmates bought plenty of "3 inches longer" pills and black market Viagra.

  84. Re:Overkill? Random Chance of Death Penalty by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
    So you think a serial killer who tortured countless people deserves to just fall asleep and never wake up? Doesn't sound like much retribution for what they have done.

    I don't care how they die, I just want to know that they won't ever be able to do it again. And I don't want to pay to feed them, etc for 40 years - they are scum and money spent on taking care of them is just wasted.

    If retribution is your goal, then torture them before you kill them. But locking them up is simply too expensive with no upside.

  85. Prison Overcrowding Anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Sure, it's trendy to call for the heads of spammers on Slashdot, but do we really need to be wasting public money by throwing spammers in the clink? Hit them where it hurts - their pocket books! Take *every* penny. And go after the services who are benefiting from spam, not just the spammers themselves. Why is the American legal system's answer to every problem five years in jail? Trade warez? Five years. Hack someone's PC? Five years. Send spam? Five years. Oh, and if you trade warez in .au, extradition and 10 years (sure, it fell through, but they'll be trying again eventually).

    Fines, fines, and more fines - and enforce them! Otherwise stop wasting public money on what amounts to a nuisance (and don't give me crap about how much spam is costing us in productivity, because I've been hit with plenty of spam in the office, and it killed off five to ten minutes tops during which I would otherwise have been surfing the web anyway - hey how much is /. costing us in productivity by the way?) when gang members, rapists, muggers, and all their friends go through the revolving door court system faster than you can blink.

  86. Why a variable scale? by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 1

    Who cares what the content is? Is it the act of spamming that they're prohibiting or what? Is getting a 419 scam spam worse than one from Freddy's Home Improvement, but not as bad as Zelda's House of Whips?
    It's all garbage. They shouldn't be trying to qualify what's worse.
    1st spam offense gets you x; the 2nd y and the 3rd z. That's it.

  87. Re:Overkill? Random Chance of Death Penalty by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

    If you ran a red light causing a schoolbus to hit you can killing 30 children you'd go to jail...

    Even if it only nearly hit you you'd probably do some jail time (reckless driving, which I think you have in the US too from my viewing of 'cops').

  88. Follow the money, wise guy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoever is profiting is probably guilty. The court is responsible to find out if they really sent that spam. We don't have a jury system for nothing.

  89. Re:Pffftttt. Lite-Weight by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

    Or, as the judge in 'Fear and loathing in Las Vegas' suggested: "Castration! Double castration!!"

    --
    If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
  90. Virus? by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know perfectly well that this is probably illegal. However, we all know that now spammers generally send their trash through 0wn3d Windoze computers. Is is not possible to write a slowly-propagating virus (One that will NOT cause the network to slow to a crawl) that will search out and destroy spam/spy/ad-ware on the computer?

    There is no way to find the bastards or stop them from sending their trash without getting rid of their zombie networks. If you eliminate those, you might as well break their electronic kneecaps.

  91. How do you follow cash? by alizard · · Score: 1
    What cash?

    Even people stupid enough to buy from spammers generally aren't stupid enough to send money through the mail. They send checks or money orders.

    Companies that hire spammers may pay cash. If they do, the spammer takes the money to his bank. (unless he plans to evade taxes, in which case he's got a resourceful, tenacious, and powerful enemy called the IRS) If he's promised immunity from prosecution, there will probably be a bank withdrawal by the spam customer matching the spammer's deposit and if the company is of any reasonable size, a "paper" trail to match what the spammer got paid.

    There are plenty of law enforcement officers and forensic accountants who know how to make this work.

  92. You can't avoid being spammed now by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

    The Bagle (& Netsky?) viruses scan your friends' hard disks for email addresses and forward them to spammers.

  93. Re:Overkill? Random Chance of Death Penalty by mkavanagh · · Score: 0

    p.s.: the death penalty is more expensive than life imprisonment.

  94. More laws for the same old crimes by Rich+Klein · · Score: 1

    Don't we already have laws addressing fraud, child porn, and other felonies? I want a law addressing spam, not a law addressing spam that already breaks other laws.

    --
    -Rich
  95. You Cannot Hide Behind Hirelings by crucini · · Score: 1

    Why does this comment get made over and over? Why does it get modded up? It's wrong.

    You cannot evade responsibility for a crime by hiring someone else to commit it.

    Also, the law passed around the beginning of the year.

  96. Re:Overkill? Random Chance of Death Penalty by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
    p.s.: the death penalty is more expensive than life imprisonment.

    As currently implemented, that may be true - I dunno. But you can hang a lot of murderers and rapists with one rope, so I'm convinced that it could and should be cheaper to kill them than to take care of them the rest of their lives.

  97. Nobody has been charged. by edibobb · · Score: 1

    One to Three years sentence, yet nobody has been charged with spamming since the law took effect on January 1. Doesn't the government know there are millions of illegal spam emails sent every day?

  98. Hard-on Labor by BrainStain · · Score: 1
    Make the punishment fit the crime!

    Send out 25,000 vriaGa spams, be force fed 25,000 viagras.

    Send out 50,000 Monster Cock pr0N, get reamed in the ass 50,000 times by actual gay porn stars from Burbank, and star in your own gang bang

    Pen1s enlargement? get suspended from a bridge by your pecker with a backpack filled with a penny for each spam.

    MUTUAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL? open up a bank in Angola with the nephew of the dead President Dos Santos with initial assets of $1/spam, or option 2, a walk to the CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA to meet with MR. ROLAND JOHNSON and discuss the terms of your NEW PARTNERSHIP FOR URGENT WORK, @ $1/spam.

  99. Re:Overkill? Random Chance of Death Penalty by sfjoe · · Score: 1



    I see no data to support the claim.

    --
    It's simple: I demand prosecution for torture.