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Another Fan-Made TRON Costume
Jay Maynard writes "When this story on making your own TRON costume was posted two weeks ago, I was deep into making my own for the masquerade at Penguicon 2.0. Its debut at the Masquerade won the Workmanship award. I kept notes and took pictures as I was going along, and the page that resulted is now available for your viewing enjoyment. No, I didn't spend any time with straws up my nose while making it, either. I think the results were quite good, and so has everyone who's said anything to me about it here at the con." CmdrTaco is at Penguicon this weekend - go give him a big Tron hug, and make sure to get a photo...
Oh, yeah
Any chance we can add a warning to the story, something along the lines of "Images of Overweight Man in Skintight Bodysuit Enclosed" or such?
We deserve to be warned before we're subjected to that...
Please give us a warning before you post links like that!!!!
People say I'm crazy, I got diamonds on the soles of my shoes...
I kept notes and took pictures as I was going along, and the page that resulted is now available for your viewing enjoyment.
..and I'll be enjoying it, alright.
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Or am I the only one that immediately stopped viewing the pics after coming across what appeared to be Tom Smykowski (the 'jump to conclusions mat' guy) from Office space wearing what may be perhaps the tightest body suit I have ever seen...?
Either way, those who haven't RTFA, be forwarned.
If he coule just paint those nifty neon lines on his red Swingline stapler, he'd be set!
Thats it. I've given up on being a mega nerd, as this guy has me beaten. Horribly.
/smartass
Codpiece.
That guy wouldn't have lasted a minute on the grid.
You may not be physically fit but I do appaud you for having the balls (no pun intended) to post on /.
"I bow to no man" - Riddick
This costume is based off that one part in Tron where you can totally see the guys nuts
...remember that
...when the guys balls stuck out in tron?
No?
6. My good side is not my side. No more side shots of me. From now on, front only pictures only.
As a big guy myself, I have the desire to support folks who go out and make audacious, geeky things and wear them even if it leads to ridicule.
At the same time, that is *really* an unflattering suit, it really is. Maybe he should have gone more interpretive and created TRON armor--something less lycra-based, because it simply doesn't work on his physique.
Two recommendations: First, the color of the cloth looks a little light, from my recollection of the film. Maybe a little darker, compared to the EL piping? It would also help if you had a friend or two with you, wearing similar outfits. Second, wear a cup. Please. Most bodysuits are designed for women, or men wearing things over them, so the seams tend to cut lines right across large protrusions. I realize that athletic protection isn't vital during light-cycle races, but it does help prevent retinal scarring from testicles trying to work free of lycra bodysuits. I'd say work on the belly, but I'm not one to talk, with my current sedentary lifestyle.
*****
Dear Mary,
I yearn for you tragically,
A.T. Tappman, Chaplain, U.S. Army.
Can we get a filter in place that blocks out stories featuring fat nerds in tights?
That male "camel toe" is burned into my retinas...
Does it make you happy you're so strange?
CmdrTaco is at Penguicon this weekend - go give him a big Tron hug, and make sure to get a photo...
Oh man, hes in for a surprise...
This is more like the before and after
poster images for a weight loss program hehe
Anyways I think he should go easyer on us and use something to prevent harm in a costume party
There should be laws governing who is allowed to wear spandex. Someone please get on that! ---I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and that same night 5 people died. True Story.---
While many of you readers obviously think this series of pictures are the most hideous, vile, and unnatural sights in the world, I disagree. I think they are beautiful pictures. What we are really looking at is not some ugly fat man in a unitard, but rather the sharing of ideas. This man created something that we as a community might be interested in, and he had the nuts to post it on the front page. Seriously, look beyond the pictures themselves and look at what they actually show - he's just trying to show his invention and share his ideas with a potentially interested population. I think the site is fabulous, and I applaud the man for sharing with us.
At least the excuse for the look is a good comment:
I spoke for a few moments about how I wasn't Tron, but a simple payroll withholding calculation program that had gotten overweight by changes in the laws.
"Spandex. It's a privilege, not a right."
You watched it! You can't unwatch it!
You can tell by all the bloat.
He's got balls.. (and just look at the photos if you don't believe me)
...what happened to Cartman's father.
I have something in common with Stephen Hawking...
Lessons learned
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1. Fabric paint is a pain in the ass to deal with, and must be applied with a heavy hand if sharp edges on lines are desired. It would have probably helped if I...
5. If posting to link myself in a tighter-than-skin-tight bodysuit to slashdot, think really hard about whether or not I'm ok with having my just-about-naked-self being seen and potentially mocked by hundreds of thousands of people.
My eyes! the goggles.. they do nothing!
I think that the costume is cool. Sure he might not be in the greatest of shape but as for time to do the costume...he simply chose to make a costume instead of the wasting the past 54 hours on UT2004.
I've seen some good ghostbuster costumes out there...near Halloween we should see more of these....help the fellow geek out and stop him from coming to the party as some reincarnation of "Revenge of the Nerds" Thats what would scratch my eyes out!
... the front, or the back
Good to see Milton is putting the money he stole to good use.
Every tron character is a representation of the software it represents. Back in the 80's software tended to be tight and trim but now bloatware is king. I respect this fanboy's accuracy. I bet he's MS Office.
...they do nothing!
Need to find a fork, must gouge out eyeeess.
Aha, it's called a "camel toe". I learned a new word today.
:)
Thank you!
Did I miss a scene in the movie where Jeff Bridges gets pregnant? :)
Back when TRON was originally made, programs were purposeful and tightly coded.
This updated look accurately reflects today's software. What is he, Microsoft Word?
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Rant mode on...But enough with the body insults! Haven't you ever seen bodies in all their glorious colors and shapes before? If yours isn't in the top 1% of bodies, do you live in a Burka? The costumer is having fun- lots of other posters here seem to be having bitter parties out of some misguided idea that if you aren't perfect- don't be visible? If you don't have the equivalent of a 2004 Mercedes M-class body, don't show up on the road? Have you ever looked at the great minds in our field? You'd really forbid them from being in your hottub (California / silicon valley style) just because they're not the most aesthetically pleasing bodies? Bah! Rant mode sputtering off...
Body Armour: $80
Spandex Bodysuit: $50
Realising you are being mocked by Slashdot and the rest of the world because they can see the outline of your nuts through the spandex: Priceless.
There are somethings I do want to see. For everything else there are codpieces
Welcome to the new goatsee.cx page...
"Why hello there, pretty girl! I have a level 65 Wizard on Everquest and he can cast Shield of Maelin that is a powerful HP, AC & MR Buff. Also, also, he has this single target fire-based DD called Strike of Solusek that does 3000 damage!!! OMG!!! Oh yeah!!! check out this cool Tron costume that I made! Doesn't my super-tight costume turn you on? OMG IM SO HAWT!!! Want to go out with me???"
Come on, people. We're all geeks; we're all reading Slashdot. Don't we remember being mocked and rejected by our classmates in school? Am I the only one? A lot of us were overweight. The jokes were easy enough for other kids. Give the guy a break and focus on what he's trying to share with us, not on what he looks like.
Stencils. Use a stencil. Jay got started with the masking tape but needed to go a step further.
1. buy a box cutter or scalpel from an art shop
2. do your designs onto cardboard, eg the boxes around cereal are ideal thickness and water resistance, they don't disintegrate when paint is applied and they don't repel it in blobs onto your artwork like plastic can. You have an advantage if you can print designs directly from the computer onto card.
3. Cut the designs out carefully with the box cutters or scalpel.
4. Place a thick board covered in newspaper inside the part of the suit that you want to apply the paint. Arrange the suit over the board so it is not wrinkled but not stretched either.
5. Place the stencil on the area you want the design. Tape it down if necessary. Cover up any other areas at risk from stray paint.
5. Apply paint to the holes in the stencil either by airbrush (you need the paint to be runny like water for this), or by thick stiff paintbrush or by sponge. Airbrush is best for even coverage (once you get the hang of using it - practice on scrap paper).
You can also use spray cans instead of an airbrush but you need to make sure only the area you want painted is exposed, use lots of newspaper and masking tape to cover up the areas you want to stay unpainted.
And you can get interesting effects using a tooth brush to apply paint. load the tooth brush up and then drag your thumb or a paint brush handle over the bristles towards you. Paint splatters will flick over anything opposite you. (practice aim on the bathroom mirror - but only if you're the one that has to clean it up).
How to make an orc costume
or worse, if he gets good with the airbrush he might dispense with the bodysuit altogeter. Warning: link includes photos of topless women with and without paint.
European Body Paint Festival Gallery
-- it must be true, it's on the internet.
He should look in one.
The latest Slashdot meme.
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I'm annoyed at all the rude comments posted in this forum...in particular at all the people telling this guy to "get a life".
First of all, you're posting on slashdot forums that means you don't have enough to do yourself....try getting a life yourself before you criticize others.
Second, how is what he did any "worse" than adults who sit around playing Quake (or whatever) all night? How is this guy being a tron fan any geekier than my going to the Classic Gaming Expo?
Plus, he explained how he did everyhing to assist others...open source costuming, anyone?
Finally, it's really easy for you all to sit back behind your monitors and make fun of this guy's weight. Look at yourself in the mirror today (or in ten years) and see if you should really be laughing.
For the record, I have not been in costume since Halloween when I was 12, and I am actually underweight. I don't have a life...this is true. I just think you're all behaving like a bunch of 14-year-old slashdot jerks.
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