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Dog Trained on 200-Word Vocabulary

An anonymous reader writes "The Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology in Leipzig, Germany is reporting in Science Magazine today on an example of successful human to non-human communication: Rico, a collie trained on a vocabulary of 200 words. Their conclusion is that 'brain structures that support this kind of learning are not unique to humans...[Rico has a] retrieval rate comparable to the performance of three-year-old toddlers'. In case you ever wondered if your dog understands what you are saying, Rico 'can learn the names of unfamiliar toys after just one exposure to the new word-toy combination.'"

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  1. how about... by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Get me a beer you damn dog!"

    I'd buy THAT dog for a Dollar!

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    1. Re:how about... by Chroder · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or on /. "Get me a girl you damn dog!" I'd buy that dog for 10 dollars...

    2. Re:how about... by Barryke · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just great.

      Forget outsourcing to India.

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    3. Re:how about... by morganjharvey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but would it understand if you wanted a lager or a pilsner?

    4. Re:how about... by bersl2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      OK, be my guest. Try to engineer a dog with the properly complex vocal chords. I want to see that.

    5. Re:how about... by new+account+for+mod · · Score: 2, Funny

      I believe that you first learn to understand before you learn to speak and reason

      You obviously don't read /. too often....

    6. Re:how about... by Kunt · · Score: 3, Informative

      A lager IS a pilsener and vice versa.

    7. Re:how about... by Feanturi · · Score: 2, Funny

      There's a great Bud Light commercial about this.. Two guys meet in the clearing between their cabins out in the woods. One is an average joe, with a mutt, and the other guy is a yuppie with a border collie.
      "Nice dog," says the average guy as he walks up.
      "..purebred border collie," says the yuppie. "Watch this, Piper, fetch!"
      The dog runs over to the porch, lifts up the lid to the cooler with his nose, and gets out a bottle of Bud Light, bringing it back to his master.
      The yuppie brags, "Good boy Piper you're such a smart dog! So uh, what can *your* dog do?"
      The average guy says, "Fergus, Bud Light!"
      The mutt leaps to the yuppie's crotch and bites in good and firmly, causing the yuppie to shriek and fling his Bud Light up in the air, which is neatly caught by the average guy.
      "Bad dog," says the average guy, with an approving tone and a smile.

    8. Re:how about... by hraefn · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Both lagers and ales are beer. Lager is a generic term for all bottom fermented beers.
      A Pilsner, or Pilsener, is a bottom fermented beer, that is, a golden coloured lager with a crisp palate and a dry finish due to the addition of more bittering hops, usually noble hops such as Saaz."

      http://www.fmbrewery.com/faqs.htm

    9. Re:how about... by y0bhgu0d · · Score: 3, Informative

      pilsener is czech. as is budweiser.
      read up.

    10. Re:how about... by modecx · · Score: 2, Informative

      All pilsners are lagers. But not all lagers are pilsners. Get it straight, man.

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    11. Re:how about... by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

      No. Beer should be black and thick. Otherwise it is just bad soda.

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    12. Re:how about... by mcpkaaos · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pilsner may be czech, but humor is universal. I'll read up on yours if you read up on mine.

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    13. Re:how about... by Lars+T. · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but is Bud Budweiser? Or infact beer at all?

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    14. Re:how about... by OuD · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Get me a beer you damn dog!

      When I was younger my father actually used our labrador retriever to fetch him beer. He would sit in the living room watching TV or something, and the dog would go downstairs to the kitchen, *open the fridge* (it had a pedal-thingy near the floor), grab a bottle of beer and bring it to my father.

      Unfortunately the dog couldn't open the bottles, but it at least lived up to the purpose of it's race (retrieving stuff).

  2. It's about time. by lordmoose · · Score: 5, Funny

    If those damn dogs wanna live in our country, let them learn OUR language.

    1. Re:It's about time. by worst_name_ever · · Score: 2, Funny
      Screw that, my neighbour speaks dogglish quite well already. Heck, most IAAL types do!

      I don't get it. What does my ability to make dog sounds have to do with whether or not I Am A Lawyer?

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    2. Re:It's about time. by Dog+and+Pony · · Score: 4, Funny

      DEYTUKARRJUUBS!

    3. Re:It's about time. by sevensharpnine · · Score: 5, Funny

      Agreed! If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for my dog!

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  3. Parrots by BlueCup · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I remember watching something on 20/20 or a similar show about a Parrot that had the vocabulary of a 6 year old, and I found it very impressive. But it made me wonder, while some animals have been trained to recognize shapes, and perform actions based on those shapes, does anyone know if it'd be possible to train an animal to read (any type of animal besides of course, humans)

    To me, I think this would be a very important thing, because some people I know define "soul" as the ability to reason. If we could get an animal to read, and comprehend, atleast a little, of what they were reading, wouldn't that infer some sort of reasoning ability?

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  4. Max plank? by autopr0n · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Am I missing something, Why is an Evolutionary Anthropology center named after Max Plank? Did Plank do some anthropology on the side, or was someone just smoking some crack?

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    1. Re:Max plank? by vijaya_chandra · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There's actually no rule that you have got to name an institute after a person only if it's field is related to the person.

      It's generally out of respect i suppose
      like we have a Mahatma Gandhi institute of technology/medical sciences/business administration/.* in every city of India

      good to know that even a scientist receives such a respect in germany

      (Karma be damned; I am no better than an AC anyway)

  5. Re:Bzzt. Try again by Barryke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But then... isn't that precisely what humans do? React on their surroundings as dictated by their instincts? Because you, are just a bunch of instincts using memories.

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  6. If Only... by Doc+Squidly · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...we could teach our High School students as well.

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  7. Natural selection by bizpile · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It would make sense that the dogs that could understand their masters best would be the one that would be bred and thus their genes would be passed on. So maybe it's natural selection.

  8. Does the language matter? by geek · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For instance it's no break through that dogs understand commands, seeing eye dogs have been doing this for decades, but does the language used make a difference? For instance I assume these dogs were trained in German, would French, Spanish or something like Arabic work better? Can a "dog langauge" be made that works better for them, perhaps allowing a 400 word vocab or more?

    Last I heard the average human had a vocab of around 2500 words or less. Raising an animals higher could lead to full fledged conversations rather than just an instructional command oriented relationship.

    1. Re:Does the language matter? by garcia · · Score: 4, Informative

      Last I heard the average human had a vocab of around 2500 words or less.

      From an article that I read on this exact topic (the dog that is) a few days ago it claimed that the average high-schooler graduating has a 60,000 word vocabulary. A quick search on news.google.com found:

      But Lori Markson of the University of California at Berkeley stressed that children develop a diverse and extensive language base. A 5-year-old child knows 7,000 to 8,000 words and what they represent. An average adult knows 60,000 words. Educated adults may know upwards of 100,000 words. Most of these words are learned after a single exposure, said Markson, who collaborated with Bloom on a study of fast-mapping in children.

    2. Re:Does the language matter? by geek · · Score: 2, Informative

      I should have been more specific, 2500 often used vocabulary. I read it when researching Pimsleur:
      http://www.pimsleurapproach.com/learn-g erman.asp

      I'm trying to learn German so thats what I linked to.

    3. Re:Does the language matter? by sydb · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, I posted essentially the same thought as you then - OK, after the fact - gave google a whirl and the estimates actually vary widely.

      Fundamentally, I think it's pretty difficult to measure a person's vocabulary. Do we measure the range of words they use every day, or the range of words they might ever use, the words they understand out of all dictionary words, the words they kind of understand in context but couldn't give a definition for... and so on.

      I think 5,000 might be reasonable for a daily-use vocabulary, and 25,000 sounds good for the number of words for which an individual can give a fair definition, 60,000 might be "rough comprehension".

      For instance, many people will use the word "laminate" without being able to define the process of lamination. They might simply see it as the act of making a piece of paper shiny. Certainly, that's how I see it! And so on.

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    4. Re:Does the language matter? by DwarfGoanna · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm speculating here, but I would think that the reason human/animal communication has mostly been limited to commands has a lot to do with the traditional and historic relationships between animals and humans. What if we had spent the last few thousand years trying to communicate with domestic animals in other capacities, and bred them accordingly?

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    5. Re:Does the language matter? by sydb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why are you hung up on changing meanings? It has happened continously since the dawn of time and it hasn't hurt anyone.

      In the case of "decimate", its far more useful in the general sense of "destroy". How often have you wanted to say "destroy one in ten"? Odds are, very infrequently or never. So the benefit gained from another word for "destroy" - variety in language - outweighs the loss of a word inhabiting a vanishingly small niche.

      What gets me annoyed is the use of "of" instead of "have" in the forms "should have", "would have", etc. I heard someone only today arguing with their child, and deliberately pronouncing "should of", to emphasise their point. This isn't a case of shifting semantics, its a fundamental misapprehension of grammar. It makes me want to weep.

      So while I understand your pain, I feel mine is greater!

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    6. Re:Does the language matter? by teutonic_leech · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You know, I think you might be on to something here. What if we would have bred them according to intelligence as opposed to preferences for 'shiny fur' or 'pointy ears'? Maybe I'd be playing chess with wuffi by now - and he'd probably beat my butt badly - LOL Seriously - this opens a whole new can of worms! Considering genetic engineering and future advances in related fields - would it be possible to develop super-animals with a certain amount of intelligence and self awareness? some might laugh now, but many of the things we take for granted (like writing this email right now) would have been deemed ridiculous 100 years from now...

    7. Re:Does the language matter? by Dog+and+Pony · · Score: 2, Funny

      Last I heard the average human had a vocab of around 2500 words or less.

      Did you think that statement through at all? Dude... there are probably more than 2500 different words in one slashdot page alone, given probability and the fact that English contains over one hundred thousand words - you mean that most of tis is gibberish to the average human?

      Oh, wait...

      (Damn, that must have been the stupidest claim I've ever seen, and I've visited some religious sites now and then).

    8. Re:Does the language matter? by egomaniac · · Score: 4, Informative

      And don't forget, those that speak two languages have roughly double the vocabulary of someone that speaks only one

      I don't buy that. I live in a very racially diverse area, and have a number of friends and acquaintences who learned English as a second language.

      The age at which they learned English varies from early childhood to adolescence, but one thing they have in common is that their vocabulary in either language is not as good as a native speaker's. These are my friends, so don't take this as some sort of insult to people who speak English as a second language -- this is something they freely admit.

      In general, their conversational vocabularies are perfect, just as large as a native speaker's. But there are a tremendous number of words, often obscure or technical, that they know in one language but not the other. A Chinese friend of mine, for instance, told me that she has a lot of trouble talking to her Chinese-speaking friends about computers, because she only knows the technical terms in English. And Chinese is her native language. I would guess that I know as many English words as she knows of English and Chinese put together. Judging from what I have seen, I would guess that that is pretty representative of the average bilingual person.

      Obviously some bilingual speakers will have an average vocabulary in each language (and therefore double the average single-language speaker's), just as some people who only speak one language have double the average person's vocabulary. But I don't believe that that is the general case -- people can only remember so many words, and branching off into another language doesn't magically make your memory bigger.

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    9. Re:Does the language matter? by MochaMan · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The age at which they learned English varies from early childhood to adolescence, but one thing they have in common is that their vocabulary in either language is not as good as a native speaker's.

      Apparently you've never been to Montreal. I'm not a Montrealer, but I do speak both official languages essentially flawlessly -- or as flawlessly as a "native" speaker could be expected to speak. Although I grew up in western Canada, which is primarily anglophone, I've spoken both English and French my entire life, and to this day, I turn my radio dial to both English and French stations, watch both English and French TV, and read novels and websites in both languages.

      A number of people in this country worried about the same old-wives tale you've just inferred -- that programmes like French Immersion would cause students' English to suffer. In fact, the opposite turns out the be the case; French Immersion students have tended to do better in their English courses than non-French Immersion students.

      Of course, an interesting point is that English and French share some common linguistic history, hence an understanding of French can be very helpful in understanding the etymology of English words and so on. I wonder if the same stats would hold true for students who were bilingual in English-Japanese, for example. That said, I'll admit that I actually spent this afternoon talking to a Japanese guy who immigrated to Canada at age 18 and spoke English fluently enough that I had thought he'd been born here until he told me where he was from.

      While I was able to go from zero Spanish to fluent conversational Spanish in about a year of living in Mexico (mostly due to its common roots with French), it has taken six years of study for me to attain the same level of confidence with my Japanese. I also speak a little Slovak. I have less trouble with Slovak than Japanese, but certainly more than with the Romance languages.

      I would argue that if a bilingual (or trilingual) speaker does not have an average vocabulary in each language he speaks, it is not through some inate limitation of the human mind, but due solely to his environment. Very few of us live in an environment where we *need* to be bilingual, and hence we tend to favour one language over the others. In cities such as Montreal, where you essentially have a 50/50 split of anglophones and francophones, you'll find a great many people who are fluent in both languages at a level where you'd be hard pressed to determine which language was their "native" language.

    10. Re:Does the language matter? by delphi125 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Your guesses don't make much sense. To prove this, lets say your Chinese friend knows all the common words in both languages, technical/scientific words only in English, and cultural/arts words only in Chinese. For you to know as many words would require a whole new category of words to catch up with all those doubled common words.

      A friend of mine who learned Japanese was complemented - even before he was good - on the size of his vocabulary. The reason for this is that, not knowing which symbols to learn, he learned them all - including the rare ones. I don't know enough about Chinese or Japanese to tell you more about that though.

      Back to size of vocabulary within a language - there is a major difference between active and passive vocabulary. Add homonyms and proper names and the issue becomes even more confusing. Take the words 'homonym', 'bar', 'Reagan' and 'London'. Homonym is in my English active vocabulary, but I wouldn't know it in any other language I speak (despite being fluent in another and able to communicate in a couple more). I can think a lot of meanings for bar, ranging from chocolate to law - can the dog deal with that? These can be hard for new students of a language to deal with too - especially when they use the wrong one! Reagan - or any name - is a word too. And London becomes Londres in French, so there is no guarantee that you know all proper names you know in all languages you speak.

      Learning a word doesn't take a lot of memory. It is learning the meaning which takes the real memory, and then associating it with the word, and keeping the association - which means using the word at least occasionally.

      So for sake of argument I may have a very slight reduction in my 'uncommon' english vocabulary, because I don't live in an english-speaking country. As it happens, I have a much larger rare vocabulary (though much of it is passive), but we shall ignore that and say I have 95% of normal vocabulary in English. By your logic, because me memory is limited - I could only know 5% of my second language's average vocabulary. I would estimate it as closer to 80%.

      My numbers and odds are picked out of the air in the following:

      The first 100 words are essential and anybody claiming to speak the language at all will know them all (100%).

      The next 1000 words are common and anybody claiming to be fluent will know almost all of these (99%)

      The next 10,000 words are uncommon and fluent speakers will know quite a lot of them (90%). Bilinguals may know a little less than expected here.

      The next 100,000 words are rare and fluent native speakers will - on average - know 50% of them. Relatively fluent learners will know less - perhaps as little as 10%.

      All other words are very rare or jargon.

      So the main area of opportunity for increasing the total size of your vocabulary is in the rare area. But this is where the words you rarely need are (unsurprisingly!) Whereas learning the common and uncommon words in a second language is easy if you are using that language quite a lot too.

      Now I grew up in the country of my second language, but never suffered at the hands of their educational establishment. Nevertheless, I am fluent with the exception of some idioms - I know all the words, but not the expression. However, I do admit to not knowing as many rare terms. After all, all my technical reading and study has been in English. However, there are some rare terms which I actually don't know in English - cooking ingredients, for example.

      So lets say I know the first 10,000 in each language, but 'only' 45,000 and 15,000 rare words. The 5000 I lose from English I instead know in the other language, and there is an overlap of 10,000 which I know in both. So I know the same number of concepts as the average monolingual person, at the 'cost' of 20,000 vocabulary spaces. But if I hadn't learned that other language, it wouldn't make my English vocabulary 20,000 words richer.

      Ah well, that was a lot of stating the obvious.

    11. Re:Does the language matter? by RogerWilco · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I was born and raised in Dutch as my native language, but read/write and speak several other languages quite well. I do not consider myself as good as a native speaker in any of those languages but I do not agree with you at all.
      Even in my native tongue there are a lot of words I do not know and there are several Computer related words that I know only in English, and that do not even have a proper translation in Dutch because the industry is very English-centered.
      My point is that every profession has a specific vocabulary and therefore the total word count in a language is huge, and every speaker only knows a small portion of it.
      This is different from the everyday common language used in newspapers for example. If you can read a newspaper in another language and you know all the words in it, then I think you have a vocabulary that is comparable to that of a native speaker, everything beyond that is propably proffesion related.
      I think I have a very large vocabulary in Dutch as I often use words that people do not know, but in my sisters theology thesis were a lot of words I did not know.
      Next to that you have the phenomenon of children of immigrants that have a limited vocabulary in the language of their parents because it is limited to the topics they talk about with their parents, and there is no pressure on them to develop their vocabulary beyond that.

      Talking a language is a different matter completely. I knew someone from Spain that could read and write English quite well, but I could barely talk to him, as I was the first one he ever had a conversation in English with. He had no idea how to pronounce it.
      To some extent this also applies to me: You would pick me out as a non native speaker whe we would have a conversation in English within a minute, but this has nothing to do with vocabulary, it's experience and skill.

      For the record: I consider myself fluent reader/writer/speaker in Dutch and English, almost in German and French, and I know enough of Spanish, Italian, Danish, Swedish and Norwegian to understand a newspaper even if I do not know all the words.
      I know enough arabian, greek and portuguese to do some shopping or ask for directions.

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    12. Re:Does the language matter? by Reziac · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ah, a *border collie*... the /. blurb said "collie" which is a different level of dog entirely... about 4 years difference in ability, if they were human children. (Damn article didn't want to come up earlier, either.) Border collies are fairly sharp, if prone to be obsessive; collies compare unfavourably to a box of rocks. :)

      Yes, speaking as a professional dog trainer (35 years, and with 11 generations of my own Labs to date) that's exactly right: We have to select for desired behaviour (in your example, herding drive, "eye", and the ability to "balance" the flock) and intelligence (the brains to figure out how to help sort, bunch, move, manage, and protect the flock, instead of regarding them as an easy lunch: herding is fundamentally *interrupted hunting behaviour*).

      These abilities are all inherited, thus subject to selection. If they weren't, why bother? Why not breed sheepdogs from parents that think lambs are a tasty snack? :)

      More on the language-understanding thing in my posts further up. But yes, it is easier to get a complex job done with a dog that has a good broad understanding of language. (In sheepdogs and retrievers, that usually means whistles, hand signals, and a couple levels of voice commands.)

      Having finally got the damn article dragged across... it's not unusual for a bright dog to learn that this here word == that there object in only one or two exposures.

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  9. (border) collies are _way_ too smart by BlueLines · · Score: 4, Interesting

    my ex-gf and i had a border collie for over a year. by the end, she (the collie) had a vocabulary of well over 100 words. she knew the difference between the ocean, the lake, and the river. she knew what the "purple squeaky ball" was. her favorite word though was "treat".

    a current friend of mine also has a border collie. he is trained to turn off the tv, shut the tv cabinet door, and turn the lights off when his owner falls asleep at night.

    i think most border collies are smarter than a lot of people i deal with on a daily basis at work.

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    1. Re:(border) collies are _way_ too smart by BlueLines · · Score: 2, Informative

      i should also point out that border collies are smart because they aren't standardized by the akc. once a "perfect" version of a dog is picked by the akc, they're inbred to keep the same look and they get stupider and stupider. there is an appropriate simpsons quote about the inbreeding of dogs (specifically, dalmations) but i can't seem to find it..

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    2. Re:(border) collies are _way_ too smart by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's a good thing your ex was able to occupy it like that. I used to have one of those things. By the time we had to get rid of it (We gave him to a sheep farm, where he's happily herding sheep now), he had learned how to open doors, how to bypass the invisible fence, and how to open the cupboard with his food in it. We also suspected he was working on his MSCE on the side (He kept on ripping apart boxes of Microsoft products we put on the book shelves...I wish I was making that up)

    3. Re:(border) collies are _way_ too smart by winwar · · Score: 5, Informative

      Wow, so much ignorance in one post, where to start...

      Border collies are AKC's 139th breed. Because it is a relatively new AKC recognized breed, "AKC will accept accept dogs registered with the American Border Collie Association (ABC), the American International Border Collie (AIBC), and the North American Sheepdog Society (NASD)." (AKC web site) It is currently in open registration (see web site for details-but requires the dog to have a pedigree, submit pictures etc.).

      Some more info: Date entered into Regular Classes: October 1, 1995. The Border Collie was recognized by the AKC for inclusion in the Miscellaneous Class in 1955. (AKC web site)

      If you scroll down a little more on the same page you will note a breed standard. In short, the breed IS ALREADY STANDARDIZED. Any inbreeding is not the fault of the AKC. It is the fault of clueless and/or idiotic and/or greedy owners generally fueled by the desire to make a quick buck of the popularity of a breed (indirectly aided and abetted by an ignorant public-such as you). Inbreeding is a FAULT. Good (ethical) owners/breeders take great pains to avoid inbreeding as it can permanently damage a breed's genetic diversity and introduce genetic disorders that are extremely difficult to overcome (probably what you think you are referring to...)

    4. Re:(border) collies are _way_ too smart by ChrisMaple · · Score: 2, Informative

      A number of breeds have reputations for intelligence, and the border collie is certainly one. Others I'm aware of are Doberman pinscher, German shepherd, standard French poodle. An Australian shepherd is said to be almost uncanny in its intelligence.

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    5. Re:(border) collies are _way_ too smart by Reziac · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Laboratory beagles are so genetically homogenous (which is to say, inbred) that they can accept skin grafts w/o rejection issues. Same with some strains of lab rats/mice and I'm sure for laboratory cockroaches and fruit flies as well. This is necessary if you're to have consistent and valid research results, not skewed or tainted by unknown genetic components.

      The problem with inbreeding in humans is actually that as species go, average humans carry a very large number of lethal recessives. The minimum *known* average is about 25 lethals, and some studies have concluded that the average human probably carries more like 75 to 100 lethals. (Contrast this to an average of one or two lethal recessives per individual in dogs.) So the chances of doubling up on a lethal recessive are MUCH greater in humans, simply because we have a "dirtier" gene pool.

      In dogs, most dramatic mutations are primarily cosmetic. In most other species, including humans (and cats, horses, and various other animals) dramatic mutations tend to be lethal or at least counter-survival. No other species has the huge range of "functionally normal" that dogs do.

      One theory of species differentiation goes to the effect that once in a while a gene pool gets "fractured", which then results in a variety of related species (and a whole bunch more that die out) with a common ancestor species but not directly descended from one another. As an example, see the surviving great apes, various prehistoric hominids, and Homo sapiens.

      Based on that concept, I have a theory that domestication chanced to hit canids at a point where the canine gene pool was in the process of fracturing into several new species, most of which would have died out in the wild. But domestication (ie. being cared for by humans) let most of these "new" traits survive, and selection has fixed them as breeds.

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  10. no big surprise to Border Collie owners by bandy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The article comes as no big surprise to anyone who has lived with a Border Collie. They are definitely smart dogs, and can understand what you're saying to them. And better than a three year-old child, they'll actually do what you tell them to do.

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    1. Re:no big surprise to Border Collie owners by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not to mention, a border collie learns to keep its own ass clean much more rapidly than a human.

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  11. Re:Bzzt. Try again by tgibbs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just because you can teach the dog a few tricks doesn't mean that he actually has understanding of what he is doing. Humans are the only species cabable of understanding.

    There is no such thing as a sentient non-homosapien. There may be varying levels of intelligence among the animals, but no animal can reason, they can only react to their surroundings as dictated by their instincts.


    There are many studies that have demonstrated simple reasoning and problem solving on the part of animals. Language is more controversial. Many animals can clearly understand words or symbols and use them to solve problems and achieve goals, but whether this behavior really has the properties of human language is debated.

  12. Just saw a Deutsche Welle report on this by teutonic_leech · · Score: 3, Informative

    I just saw something on Deutsche Welle (in Los Angeles actually) and that dog indeed picked out a bunch of items among dozens littered across the floor on verbal request. What's interesting is that the canine still used his nose (not his eyes) to identify the object. Looks like his brain is correlating verbal commands with smells - contrary to how human beings would solve this problem.
    Anyway, I never bought into that whole 'humans are unique' bullcrap - countless reports have proven that several species elicit signs of abstract thinking, verbal communication (whales, dolphins in particular), emotions like sadness (chimpanzees and other primates), anger, tendency for rape (chimpanzees again - why am I not surprised? LOL), etc.. Why are we still so full of ourselves and continue to describe ourselves as the crown of evolution while we decimate other species and commit atrocities unknown to any other species on this planet. I hope this dog doesn't smarten up too much - once he realizes how screwed up his 'masters' are - he's probably reconsidering that whole loyalty issue ;-)

    1. Re:Just saw a Deutsche Welle report on this by Ed_Moyse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No other land animal appears to be able to do this. The Tour de France lasts 22 days for a distance of 2,077 miles (info).
      I now have the lovely image of a cheetah trying to cycle - thank you for that!

      Seriously though, a race that involves tools is a bit unfair, and do you have any proof that no other land animal can run a marathon? I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just a bit surprised. I think it's more likely that no other animal is stupid enough to want to run a marathon!

  13. Max Planck by Pius+II. · · Score: 2, Informative

    Many german research centers are named after Max Planck. Google for "Max Planck institute" to find many many other fields Planck didn't do work on.

  14. Killer whales and Dolphins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In captivity have been trained to understand 400-600 or more signals, and even the meaning of putting two signals together to alter the action..

  15. Re:Bzzt. Try again by cos(x) · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This dog actually seems to be understanding quite a bit of what he is going on. It's not just a matter of finding an object he has learned to associate with a particular sound. There was a show on tele earlier today about this dog and they showed an experiment that went something like this:

    The dog has a collection of roughly 200 toys, each of which he knows by name. When told a toy's name, he'll go and fetch the toy. That's not really impressive, that's what most dogs do. Now comes the cool part though. They added a new toy - one the dog had never seen before. The toy was added to the collection while the dog wasn't in the room, so he didn't see the toy being added. Then they told him to get this new toy. Simply by telling him the new toy's name, which he had never heard before of course. Now, the dog went to his toy room. He found all the old toys and the new one. Since none of his old toys matched the name he had been told, he figured that they what they meant must have been this new toy he just discovered.

    This is really the reasoning part. You don't need to tell the dog what the toy's name is - the dog will figure it out himself. If you tell him to look for something he's never heard of, he will have a look around and if there's something new and unusual, he will guess that's what you meant. Isn't that sort of the way humans learn? At least it's certainly not the way dogs are normally trained.

  16. The difference between collies and humans. by burtonator · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm not sure if anyone out there has every worked with a Collie before. They're really amazing.

    The difference here is that they are HIGHLY motivated. I think we could learn a lot from this lesson.

    Collies are able to have such an impact on our lives because they really really REALLY want to make us happy.

    I've always wanted to own one but they are a LOT of work. It's almost a full time job. If you don't have work for them they will just go insane. Better to keep them on a farm...

  17. MS Dog by Decaff · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dyslexically, I read that as 'Dog Trained on Word 200...'

    A cut-down version for non-humans?

  18. Re:Bzzt. Try again by kfg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Somebody took an Underdog Super Irony Pill today.

    KFG

  19. Do I see pinky and by vijaya_chandra · · Score: 2, Funny

    the brain's plans of world domination come true???

    (Karma be damned; I am no better than an AC anyway)

  20. Here is a partial list of words by DeadBugs · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bark
    Rough
    Bow Wow
    Grrrr
    Whimper
    Whine
    Howl
    Roof

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    1. Re:Here is a partial list of words by Decaff · · Score: 3, Funny

      Reminds me of the text of a Garry Larson cartoon:

      "What dogs are really saying:

      Hey! Hey! Hi! Hey! Hey!"

  21. Koko by Edward+Teach · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This seems more impressive.
    koko.org

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  22. Re:Bzzt. Try again by Izago909 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There is no such thing as a sentient non-homosapien.

    Prove it. When's the last time an ape told you he wasn't sentient? There are many ways to determine if an animal is intelligent. One is being self aware. Only larger primates and dolphins can recognize themselves in a mirror. Another aspect is knowing of ones' lifespan. Only humans and a few primates are aware of our own demise. I believe one famous gorilla, Coco, had a sign language vocabulary of a couple thousand words and phrases. She also cried when her pet cat died and began asking about her own death when comforted by her trainer.

    And what do you mean by "There may be varying levels of intelligence among the animals, but no animal can reason, they can only react to their surroundings as dictated by their instincts." What do you mean by reason? I've seen competitions between hunting dogs to retrieve a marker at the end of a field full of fallen trees and large puddles. The winner was not always the fastest runner or best swimmer, but the one that could navigate the best route with no help from its' handler.

    And many animals can do more than react based on instinct. Many higher order animals are capable of using basic tools (like a long curved stick to get ants out of a nest). Some parrots have been tested by setting a piece of fruit at the top of a clear cylinder and several traps between the fruit and exit. In a matter of minutes they learned how to get the fruit out by sliding, rotating, moving, and removing blocks of wood in the proper order. Surely that goes beyond basic instinct. Does learning and problem solving not indicate some level of intelligence?

    By what standard do you judge intelligence? Many people who post on Slashdot would not pass my test, but that gorilla does. Does something have to act like humans do, pursuing a more efficient means to destroy yheir species, before it is recognized? Does it have to communicate through spoken word?

  23. Re:Bzzt. Try again by garcia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is really the reasoning part. You don't need to tell the dog what the toy's name is - the dog will figure it out himself. If you tell him to look for something he's never heard of, he will have a look around and if there's something new and unusual, he will guess that's what you meant. Isn't that sort of the way humans learn? At least it's certainly not the way dogs are normally trained.

    I didn't know that they did it this way. I am not as impressed as I was before. The dog is going to realize which one is out of place just by the smell of the toy which obviously doesn't fit w/the rest. Trained dogs sniff out stuff that they recognize all the time. What's so different about them picking the one thing that is different?

  24. Re:3 yr old toddlers? by Marko+DeBeeste · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's all in the motivation; "smart" to us is how much the subject creature acts like us, as opposed to a more objective meaurement.

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  25. What your saying is by commodoresloat · · Score: 3, Funny

    A dog may be able to bark, but a dog cannot bark about barking.

  26. Re:What about grammar? by wintermind · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Your assertion does not hold water. Vocabulary size is important because it tells us important things about the cognitive ability of dogs. Dogs that are able to learn a large vocabulary are able to keep track of a large number of objects and distinguish between them. No is claiming that Rico has the same capacity for abstract reasoning as even a three year-old child, but this is an impressive accomplishment.

    As an aside, I consult with producers and trainers of working dogs (guide dogs, sleddogs, etc.), Two pertinent things that we have learned is that there is a genetic component to trainability (~20%); and that dogs do not always work the way that we think they do -- when a drug detector dog indicates on cocaine they are actually indicating on a byproduct of cocaine manuafacture.

    Please do not sell the dogs short, even if they are not yet our new canine overlords.

  27. Re:Bzzt. Try again by Decaff · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is no such thing as a sentient non-homosapien. There may be varying levels of intelligence among the animals, but no animal can reason, they can only react to their surroundings as dictated by their instincts.

    This is simply wrong. The higher apes show clear evidence of reason, as do many dogs, elephants, cetaceans, and even some birds - the parrots and corvidae. Many of these animals demonstrate something called 'theory of mind' - they can put themselves in the place of others, figure out what those others are thinking, and practice deception. Its easy to show that apes and dolphins can recognise themselves in mirrors, indicating a sense of self-awareness. Even octopuses and squids can relate to each other in complex ways and communicate.

    A good demonstration that things are not instinct is because many of these behaviours can be learned and passed on as a form of culture. This is shown in apes, with food-washing, bathing and tool-making. There is recent evidence that such cultural patterns may be present in birds, with some crows learning how to design and use simple tools to get at food.

  28. My dog talks too by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here is an example conversation:

    Me: "What's on top of the house?"

    Dog: "Roof!"

    Me: "Who's the most famous baseball player?"

    Dog: "Ruth!"

    Me: "How does sand-paper feel?"

    Dog: "Rough!"

    3 out 3!

  29. Re:3 yr old toddlers? by kfg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sorry, but I've never met a dog (even an extremely smart dog) that could follow instructions like a 21-month-old child.

    This is true. A dog will actually follow instructions.

    "Did I tell you not to do that?"

    "Uh-huh."

    "So why did you?

    "Iiiiiii dooooon't Knoooooow."

    Brain damage!

    On the other hand, by the time my daughter was three, while she still wasn't much for taking instruction, she could converse, reason and had enough abstract thinking to laugh at Shel Silverstein in the right places.

    This isn't to say that I don't, and haven't for a long time, considered any number of animals being capable of far more cognition than they typically get credit for, but I'm still waiting for evidence that a dog can understand a joke, although I've always suspected my cat of laughing behind my back at what she's able to get me to do at no benefit to myself whatsoever.

    KFG

  30. Rico for President! by tinrobot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Rico knows 200 words? That's a heck of a lot more words that George W Bush knows.

  31. Still a big difference by Fearless+Freep · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's still a big difference between working for years to teach an animal something that most human toddlers pick up almost accidentally from exposure...and getting an animal to reason about things like religion, philosophy, infinity, the possible existance of the soul, calculus, etc..

    The first dog that teachs another dog a language...I might be impressed...the first dog that teaches words to a human child, I'll be a bit more impressed.

    The first dolphin that can solve a linear algebra problem or contemplate the age of the universe...*that* will impress me

    this doesn't. just glorified animal tricks

    1. Re:Still a big difference by egomaniac · · Score: 4, Insightful

      here's still a big difference between working for years to teach an animal something that most human toddlers pick up almost accidentally from exposure...and getting an animal to reason about things like religion, philosophy, infinity, the possible existance of the soul, calculus, etc..

      The first dog that teachs another dog a language...I might be impressed...the first dog that teaches words to a human child, I'll be a bit more impressed.

      The first dolphin that can solve a linear algebra problem or contemplate the age of the universe...*that* will impress me

      this doesn't. just glorified animal tricks


      Ten thousand years ago your ancestors hadn't even come up with an idea as simple as the wheel, let alone linear algebra or calculus.

      The really scary thing is that those were genetically modern humans, every bit as smart as you or me, except that they didn't have access to the education that we do. If you had had their education -- if you had been raised by cavemen -- the concept of the wheel would likely be completely beyond you. If you had to move a heavy object, it would simply never occur to you that you could do something other than drag or carry it. If it's too big to drag or carry, it stays put.

      It took tens of thousands of generations for humans to make those first simple steps -- fire, the wheel, agriculture. So you might want to think about that when considering just how much difference there really is between you and a really smart animal.

      Hint: it's probably not as much as you like to think.

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    2. Re:Still a big difference by kumanopuusan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Did it take the grandparent poster thousands of years to learn calculus or linear algebra or about the wheel? No, it didn't. Take the same amount of time it took him to learn those things, and try to teach a dog the same things. The dog won't be raised by cavemen. You could even send it to the university of your choice.

      The gp has been taught a large part of human civilization in his lifespan, which can't be done with a dog. There's your big difference.

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  32. This is bullshit by jjhlk · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is bullshit, according to Geoffrey Pullum, professor of linguistics at the University of California, Santa Cruz.

    Screw paraphrasing: " The trained object-fetching behavior of Rico, the border collie that this German research is talking about, has nothing at all to do with understanding language. The behavior is comparable to what you would have shown if you demonstrated that you had trained your goldfish to swim to a given object in its tank when you showed it a card with a given letter of the Greek alphabet. By all means attempt that too, if you think it would be interesting science. But don't bring it to me for my approval under a headline saying Research Shows Goldfish Can Read Greek, that's all! Unless you actually enjoy seeing the veins standing out in my neck as I hurl some more defenseless chairs and coffee tables and goldfish tanks around the room. "

    His post is available here. And for those geeks interested in language, check out the Language Log.

  33. Why not just teach them Java? by michaeldot · · Score: 5, Funny

    public void fetch(Object what)
    {
    if (what == newspaper)
    newspaper.ripToShreds();
    else
    what.drenchWithDrool();
    }

    public void annoyNeighbour(int nightsPerWeek)
    {
    if ( nightsPerWeek < 7 )
    nightsPerWeek = 7;

    self.bark();
    self.scratchFence();
    self.rattleGate();
    self.bark();
    }

    public void walkOnFootpath(Boolean leashed)
    {
    if ( ! leashed)
    self.chaseChildren();

    self.crap();
    }

    (In case you hadn't noticed, I don't like dogs much! Fido can take his 200 word vocabulary and go play in the traffic.)

  34. Re:Bzzt. Try again by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Chimps and other apes do sometimes fashion tools, which is to say they do more than pick up a rock... they actively shape a twig or branch to do what they want.

    But the most impressive, was a crow that bent wire into a hook, to form a tool. Weird, eh?

    As for being self-ware, recognizing yourself in a mirror... how useful is that as an indicator? I mean, pick some insect with compound eyes, a bee perhaps. Magically make it intelligent, could it recognize itself? What about some species that is naturally blind?

    Also, I believe you people want to use the word sapient, not sentient. I would guess that there isn't a mammal in existence, that isn't sentient to an extent. Forgive me from borrowing from scifi, but Data (Star Trek) was argued to not be sentient, even though he was clearly intelligent. Sentience would be the ability to love, empathize, and lots of other things that are difficult to define.

    Another interesting note on animal intelligence... anyone ever bothered to read up on octopi? These things can also solve problems if the reward is food, and they can learn to do so, simply by watching another octopus solve it. What's more, they have been known to climb out of aquariums entirely, across a floor, and into another to eat fish that they see.

    Mostly, various religions have ingrained (maybe reinforced) the human tendency to discount any "lesser" animal as worthwhile. In modern times, that tends to amount to discounting their intelligence. I'm not about to stake my life on my cat scoring 190 on an IQ test, but it just seems right to think of her as a person. That tends to be difficult for those who can only assign value to an animal.

    And lastly, in this mostly random rant of mine, I pose this question. If human intelligence can vary so greatly, from the barely more than vegetable, up to the ubergenius... why is it so hard to believe the same might be true of animals. And if they were already close to the lowest end of human intelligence, might not the occassional animal ubergenius be comparable to an average person? We might very well stumble across some dolphin that tells us to go fuck ourselves. (though how it will flip us the accompaning finger will frustrate it to no end).

  35. That's not language by bkhl · · Score: 2, Insightful
    What makes human languages special is the feature of recursive generation of sentences, making it possible to form a virtually infinite amount of sentences.

    It doesn't matter if an animal can learn 200 words or 10000, it's still not comparable to a human language.

  36. Do You Spell Words When Your Dog Is Listening? by reallocate · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How many of you dog owners have to spell words like "ride", "walk" or "out" lest your canine go flippin' nuts?

    Come on, be honest.

    We all know a cat would just sit there.

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    1. Re:Do You Spell Words When Your Dog Is Listening? by lewko · · Score: 3, Funny

      My dog's even smarter than yours...

      We could spell "s-n-i-f-f t-h-a-t o-t-h-e-r d-o-g'-s a-s-s" or "l-i-c-k y-o-u-r o-w-n b-a-l-l-s" and he would do it every single time without fail!

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  37. Get over it. by netsrek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So?

    Why do you care?

    If you simply accept that languages have always changed, and will always change, you'll probably be a lot happier.

    There's a difference between using language incorrectly according to the culture you live in, and the meaning of a word changing over time....

    be descriptive, not prescriptive.

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  38. Re:Bzzt. Try again by ashayh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And dont forget that by being the overwhelmingly dominant species, we are destroying any small chance for any other species to become more intelligent.
    Given the proper numbers, chances and time, maybe some primates might move to higher levels of intelligence in 100K years?
    (If we witness this, it would destroy, imho, all notions of a "soul", if not a god.. but I digress...)

  39. Let's start with your own ignorance... by Baldrson · · Score: 4, Informative
    From BorderCollie.org:

    Furthermore, the best, and indeed the only way to fix a set of alleles within a breed is through inbreeding....

    7. The Standard

    The existing Border Collie is not a breed without a standard. It has a very specific standard, by which dogs without registration papers and pedigrees can be Registered on Merit if they can demonstrate their herding ability to satisfy this standard. Whatever appearance standard is designed by the AKC and its chosen Breed Club (should it eventually designate one), it will not be the same standard to which the breed currently strives; it will therefore, by definition and unavoidably not be the same breed of dogs.

    Even though the initial registration will come from the existing breed, the next generation of "showdogs" will have been bred under a different set of selective rules, and will already be at least philosophically different. After three years, when the AKC closes its books and no longer allows dogs of the original breed to be used for breeding, the AKC breed will have become a separate entity, no matter what its name!

    This already happened at least once, when the "Lassie" collie was created. The working sheepdogs used to be called "collies." They became "Border Collies" to distinguish them from the developing show breed. At the time of separation, there was no real distinction; anyone can tell the two breeds apart now.

    All of this is quite apart from the possibility of a standard being chosen which is simply inconsistent with the demands of the shepherding life. This may be in the written standard or in the fashions of judges who know nothing about these physical demands. This has already happened to some of the breeds (Labrador retrievers, for instance, are currently too heavy and short-legged to be of much use in the field; Siberian huskies tend to be showring winners with legs too short to run properly and with fluffy coats that cannot shed snow and ice; bearded collies look nothing like their ancestors, and have coats which obscure their vision, and collect burrs and mud). There has been some call for the USBCC to become the breed club so that we could set the standard and thereby avoid the problems of inappropriate physical traits being used. Unfortunately, although the problem will be made worse by the "wrong" standard, it is the existence of a physical appearance standard, and not its details, that is the danger. The currently proposed standard is flexible enough to appear to cover many of our dogs. In practice, however, an appearance standard, however broad it may seem, will subject the breed to all the problems listed above.

    Although there is a popular belief that a dog that looks like his father (or mother) will work like his father (or mother) this is simply not necessarily true. Because of recombination of genes, it is no more likely that the pup with his father's markings is going to behave more like his father than the pup with completely different markings. If we were to set the show standard to duplicate in every detail the appearance of the latest International Supreme Champion, this would no more guarantee us a working breed than any other conformation standard. If we don't choose the pups that work like the latest Champion, we are not selecting the right genetic blend from the many possible combinations.

    8. What Is A Breed?

    As was stated in the USBCC Spring Newsletter:

    "To a geneticist, a breed is simply this: a population of animals whose breeding is controlled and outcrossing limited, so that genetic selection can be exercised on it. . . . A population is simply a subgroup of the whole species of dog, Canis familiaris. Controlled breeding and limited outcrossing make it possible to select . . . for whatever genetic traits the organized breeders decide on. Organized breeders is almost a necessary part of the definition; one breeder cannot produce enough dogs to truly create a breed, and a lot of breed

  40. Re:3 yr old toddlers? by Canberra+Bob · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My, arent we feeling superior today?

    It is also possible that the dogs you have come across are stupid (yes, it may come as a shock to you but animals intelligence varies too).

    OK, lets look at it another way. How many 3 year olds would you trust to lead a blind person around safely and successfully, day after day? And that is not something that is based on instinct either. Personally if I was blind I would chose the dog any day.

    I would talk to my last dog in basic natural speech when I wanted him to do something and the vast majority of the time he would understand. Now if I said something like "We are going home" in the back paddock he would start heading home, if I said the same while out somewhere he would head for the car. Are you saying that is not reasoning? If I said "go to the car" he would head to the car irrespective of where he was.

    Generally you will find the dog will be as intelligent as you treat it (sort of like people really). If you treat your dog as a "dumb dog" then all he will do is bark all day and dig up the yard. If you talk to him in natural language, and treat him as if he has some intelligence, the vast majority of the time he will respond by acting more intelligent.

  41. Mirrors and being self aware. by arevos · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Prove it. When's the last time an ape told you he wasn't sentient? There are many ways to determine if an animal is intelligent. One is being self aware. Only larger primates and dolphins can recognize themselves in a mirror. Another aspect is knowing of ones' lifespan. Only humans and a few primates are aware of our own demise.

    I don't think the mirror-test is an accurate refleciton (no pun intended) of whether an animal is self aware. All a mirror shows is that the animal is aware of its body. And it wouldn't really be too hard to program a robot that could recognise itself in a mirror. Would that make it self aware? Nope. Because your self, your id, is considerably different to your body.

    There is no current test for self-awareness. Now, I can tell that I am self aware, because I have a distinct concept of "self". I really can't be sure of anyone else, but I can assume that since others of my species exibit similar behaviour to me, I can reasonably assume that they possess the same trait of self-awareness that I do.

    Dolphins and gorillas... Well, I'm not too convinced. They're intelligent, but I don't quite think that they're quite there; the evidence availiable doesn't make a good case, in my opinion. Though I'll admit that this is mainly due to no-one having inventing a convincing self-awareness test, yet.

    Problem solving doesn't show an animal is self-aware. Recognising physical objects does not, either. I'm not entirely sure what does, however. Speech helps, of course. It could be that certain language patterns can only arise with self-awareness. It could be that a self-awareness is related to some effect on the quantum level, that cannot be replicated by a Turing Machine. There is some evidence to believe that a Turing Machine cannot represent a self-aware entity.

    To be honest, we have such a crude definition of "self", that we'd need to figure out precisely what we mean when we talk about sentience, before we can start to think up tests for it.

    Perhaps that will prove to be the greatest scientific challenge of our race.

    1. Re:Mirrors and being self aware. by xigxag · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And it wouldn't really be too hard to program a robot that could recognise itself in a mirror.

      Really? Such a thing appears to be capital-h Hard. If you put a little daub of paint on a chimp, it will rub at the spot in the mirror. I don't know of any robots who go about cleaning themselves off when a little paint has spilled on an arm or a tread. Do you? And that's just for starters. A true chimp-equivalent robot would still have to come recognize "that's me" if it's completely covered with paint, or partially covered with a tarp, or if it's been bent or under low lighting. Of course, even humans can be briefly fooled by their own reflections, but not for very long at all.

      There is no current test for self-awareness....
      Dolphins and gorillas... Well, I'm not too convinced...Though I'll admit that this is mainly due to no-one having inventing a convincing self-awareness test, yet.


      The problem here isn't a lack of a self-awareness test per se. The problem is that human beings are not entirely rational. Therefore there is no test that one can use to reliably convince anyone of anything. Mountains of evidence exist that evolution is a real phenomenon, yet many people are still "not too convinced." What would ever convince them? When you get down to it, nothing. They will never be convinced.

      Similarly, it seems clear that you can never be convinced that animals are sentient. You seemingly have a mystical belief in the unique status of the human soul (what you call "id"). And there's nothing wrong with that position. Plenty of philosophers, including Penrose who you refer to in all but name, would agree. But don't pretend that the problem is lack of a good definition. Definitions are a dime a dozen, and as good as you want them to be.

      For instance, I'd define "self-aware" as the ability to understand, on some level, that others have consciousness, and that you can manipulate their perception of truth. Hence, when my cat ducks out of the way thinking I can't see him, he's aware that there is an I who is looking at him, and aware there is a he, who is being concealed from me. Others would define it in either more or less strictly. (On the lenient side, maybe scurrying cockroaches are borderline self-aware. Or the stricter side, maybe not even human toddlers count as sentient.) But nobody can define it for everyone because it's ultimately a matter of faith.

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    2. Re:Mirrors and being self aware. by arevos · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Really? Such a thing appears to be capital-h Hard. If you put a little daub of paint on a chimp, it will rub at the spot in the mirror. I don't know of any robots who go about cleaning themselves off when a little paint has spilled on an arm or a tread.

      Allow me to clarify. When I said "it would be too hard", I suppose what I meant, was that "compared to creating a sentient life form, designing a robot to recognise itself in the mirror wouldn't be too hard."

      Whilst I admit there would be quite a few problems with it, it is possible using today's technology, to create a robot that could recognise its reflection. The rubbing off of paint is beside the point; that demonstrates problem-solving ability. I am talking solely about creating a robot that can recognise itself within a mirror. Therefore, I conclude that since it is most likely possible to create a robot that could recognise its own image, the mirror-test isn't a good test for self-awareness.

      Whilst it is a difficult problem, at least we could currently have a good crack at it. And it wouldn't require a self-aware robot.

      Similarly, it seems clear that you can never be convinced that animals are sentient. You seemingly have a mystical belief in the unique status of the human soul (what you call "id"). And there's nothing wrong with that position. Plenty of philosophers, including Penrose who you refer to in all but name, would agree. But don't pretend that the problem is lack of a good definition. Definitions are a dime a dozen, and as good as you want them to be.

      And why are there definitions a dozen? The brain is, after all, a physical object. If we ignore the possibility that there is a soul, then we just have a wet squishy thing. Now, whilst it may be possible that all particles in the Universe are self aware, this seems unlikely. A reasonable assumption is that only a small percentage of matter can be classed as "self aware".

      Is a single neuron self aware? Probably not. At which point, then, does a structure of neurons give rise to consciousness? And what is consciousness? Can we define it by a mathematical formula? Is there a precise mechanism about which this can take place?

      It's not that I have a mystical belief in the human soul. I know I am self aware, and therefore can conclude most humans are probably self aware, too. Beyond that, as mentioned earlier, I can assume that most of the matter in the Universe is not conscious. Therefore, if the vast majority of matter is inert, it makes some sense to assume something is not self aware, until there is enough evidence to the contrary.

      But nobody can define it for everyone because it's ultimately a matter of faith.

      Why should this be the case? If the brain is a physical object, then why should there not be a suitable theory that explains the difference between a non-sapient brick, and a sapient human brain? Unless you believe some things cannot be explained by mortal devices, then surely there should be an explanation of what makes us human.

      Just because we have no suitable definition, or concept, of what it means to be sapient/self-aware/whatever, doesn't mean that this will always be the case.

    3. Re:Mirrors and being self aware. by Reziac · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Even my untrained kennel dogs, who really only see me 2 or 3 times a day while I do chores, pick up a lot of language just because I'm one of those people who talks not only to the dogs and cats, but also to trees, computers, tools, the truck, snakes (except rattlers, who get the pointed end of a shovel), ants, the wind fairy, you name it. Visitors often ask my my kennel dogs are so attentive. Well, most of it is because that's what I've selected for in my breeding, but a lot is because they're accustomed to being talked to all the time (even if it's largely variants on "move your ass" and "don't you dare").

      People are even more amazed that after the initial excitement, 35 dogs will watch us in complete silence. That's partly cuz mindless yapping isn't allowed, but again just as much because I've selected for people-oriented dogs who are therefore much more interested in what WE are doing than in what other dogs are doing. And why instead of missing their sibs, my pups leave here with hardly a look back.

      My sister's parrot, while not showing any more brains than the next bird, has displayed acute observation of how the household runs. Frex, if she yells for her husband, the parrot will answer -- in HIS voice. And if hubby calls for her, the parrot answers in HER voice. Then you gotta go see if it was the human or the parrot. :) The parrot also gives the dog commands (which Jaz dutifully obeys), and then hollers "bad dog!" as well, even tho Jaz did what he was told. Which demonstrates that this bird has all the puzzle pieces, but no picture!

      In my observation, pigeons and chickens are somewhat brighter, at least in terms of what they actually learn and process if not in storage capacity. But it's the same in dogs too -- frex Dobes condition really easily, so structured training is instant, but there's no thought process or judgment involved, as you discover when they fail to put so much as one and one together at need. IOW, ready imitation isn't necessarily thought.

      Labs have pretty much taken over the guide dog (and most of the police dog) world largely because they can make reasonably reliable judgment calls based on partial information.

      As a pro trainer, I have absolutely no patience with stupid or uncooperative dogs. It's a whole lot easier and more rewarding to train a bright one who makes an effort. Why repeat yourself 500 times when twice will do? :) Or none, in some cases, since I get a fair number of pups who will observe what's done with another dog, then run over and try to do the same thing. (This leads to things like one dog on a leash and 5 more trying to heel right along with.) My young male Windy is really funny, as he'll do things like -- if I walk along the edge of the concrete, he walks in the same spot.

      And speaking therewhich, it's about time to go throw live screaming children to the howling bounders.. ;)

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  42. Re:3 yr old toddlers? by sydb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    On the other hand, by the time my daughter was three, while she still wasn't much for taking instruction, she could converse, reason and had enough abstract thinking to laugh at Shel Silverstein in the right places.

    Don't get too excited. I've no idea who Shel is, if it matters, but in my experience, kids laugh when adults laugh; they are always looking for cues for social behaviour. This is the case even with early teenagers. And, in fact, some adults.

    If you want to please or get on with someone, you will laugh when they laugh.

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  43. Cats by BumpyCarrot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whilst I'm impressed that a dog can manage it, I'm surprised that few people do these sorts of experiments on cats. In my experience, cats don't just understand words, they can empathise with humans, have a broader range of emotions, and can devise strategies. But then, in a test, I imagine that a cat would be too lazy and would act dumb to get out of the task :D

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  44. Pullum is being too harsh. by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The study is clearly aimed at arguing that the process psycholinguists call lexical access (which laypeople would probably call "remembering words") does not require innate structure specific to the human species.

    In fact, if you know just a bit about contemporary research in child language you can pick up the hints in the AP article Pullum links about how it ties in:

    The dog seemingly understood that because he knew the names of all the other toys, the new one must be the one with the unfamiliar name. "Apparently he was able to link the novel word to the novel item based on exclusion learning, either because he knew that the familiar items already had names or because they were not novel," said the researchers, led by Julia Fischer of the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology in Leipzig.
    This is reminiscent of some of the work of Eve Clark-- which Geoff can't be excused not to know.
  45. Re:some very smart people would disagree with you by Decaff · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...recursively combine words into a meaningful sentence

    This is not a useful distinction, as its hard to define 'meaningful sentence'. There are stages in language development in children, and many animals seem to show equivalent word combinations to young humans.

    Its a continuum: Human language capacity did not appear suddenly fully-formed. Its likely that humanoids before us had some language ability, perhaps with less complex grammar and vocabulary.

    However, language is a highly controversial indication of sentience. It's possible to imagine self-awareness, and the ability to conceive that others exist and they are like you (a theory of mind) without the need for any language at all.

    Its also possible that language, like vision, has evolved independently many times. Whale song is complex, and we have no idea yet if it has anything we would understand as words or grammar, but maybe that's just putting our interpretation on things. Its clear that chimps and parrots are able to combine words in innovative ways to form something that seems like a 'proto-sentence'.

    because animals can't communicate meaningfully using only single words.

    Why not? Humans can do this. It's usually obvious what I mean if I say things like:

    'Yes', 'No', 'Stop', 'Hungry', 'Busy', 'Bored', 'Whatever' etc. Some animals show a similar meaningful single-word use.

    This argument seems to me to be self-fulfilling: if you defining sentience in terms of human attributes, then you will of course define anything lacking those attributes as non-sentient.

  46. Re:What about grammar? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No is claiming that Rico has the same capacity for abstract reasoning as even a three year-old child

    While I agree that this isn't the claim they're making, I wouldn't be suprised if such a claim did have some merit. If a bratty 3 yr old wants something, they start squalling. A smart dog can be downright sneaky.

    A friend had a dog once, that wasn't allowed outside if the neighbor's cat was out. It would see the cat out the window, and start scratching at the door. For several days this went on, with the dog obviously frustrated. Next day, the dog goes to the living room, sees the cat outside, but instead of scratching, walks to the kitchen where the wife is, and acts as if it's ready to pee on the cabinets. The wife yells at the husband "why didn't you let the dog out" as she opens the backdoor. Husband replies "he just wants out to chase the neighbor's cat", and 2 seconds later the dog is out front chasing the cat back and forth with his asshole neighbor ranting and raving. No reason to believe it had to pee at all. That's at least as deceptive as any 3 yr old is capable of being.

  47. I, for one... by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Welcome our new canine over...

    No, wait, I just can't wrap my head around that one. Come back to me when they figure out what side of the door they want to be on.

  48. Re:Macdonalds knows the secret Re:If Only... by ColaMan · · Score: 2, Funny

    polite, friendly and competent

    er, pick any two.

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  49. Re:Bzzt. Try again by Upaut · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As Douglas Adams said in his infinate wisdom: "It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York, wars and so on -- whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man -- for precisely the same reasons"

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  50. Re:I've never had a dog lie to me. by mabinogi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My experience has been that ALL tech support people lie any time they don't know the answer.

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  51. Re:I've never had a dog lie to me. by mabinogi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    actually, while I'm making broad sweeping stereotypical claims, I'll take it further - as it's certainly not limited to tech support.

    It seems to be a very strong thing in a lot of people that they'd rather guess, or lie than be seen to not know the answer to something.

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  52. Re:Bzzt. Try again by TheMCP · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Another aspect is knowing of ones' lifespan. Only humans and a few primates are aware of our own demise.
    My first border collie knew she was old and sick. She selected her own replacement, taught him some tricks, and then once she saw he was doing okay with me, she died.

    He lived until he was old and sick, and then I went off to college and he chose to commit suicide.

    They understand that they can die, and they can choose when they're ready to go.

    Look, I lived with border collies for 18 years. They weren't my pets, they were family. After 18 years of watching them, I believe they're not only as smart as people, but that part of the reason some people have problems with their border collies is that the dog is smarter than they are.

    The thing is, there are two factors which prevent most people from understanding how smart they really are: one is that they can't talk (although mine tried and startled a few people by croaking out a kind of "hello" they don't really have the right vocal equipment) and the other is that they don't have the same priorities as people do: people worry about going to school and earning money and paying for the next vacation... border collies worry about making sure their family is happy and well, and they see you as their family.
  53. Intelligent apes identify themselves with humans by aussie_a · · Score: 2, Informative

    We originally embarked on the quest for teaching apes language because we felt that it would be a good indication on our successfulness to speak with aliens if we ever found them. To communicate with sentient non-humans we would need an ambassador that could speak their language.

    So we grabbed our closest relatives. The apes. There is plenty of proof they have some intelligence, for example wild chimpanzees will not allow incest within their social circles.

    We tried to teach apes how to speak our language. We kidnapped babies and raised them like human children. We forced their mouths around words and were able to teach them a couple of words at best. The chimpanzees simply couldn't learn our spoken language. We were stuck.

    Then came ASL. We began to teach apes ASL. We were much more successful with this. We could now communicate with another species. So we had them interact with non-sign language speaking apes. But it was a failure. The sign-language ape knew as much about wild apes as ourselves. To the "speaking" ape, the non-speaking ape was a wild beast whereas itself was an intelligent beast, like humans. When asked to identify themselves speaking apes will identify themself in the human category, rather then the ape category. They identify themselves in a category. To me, that is more then enough proof apes (of the kind that have shown this quality. I don't know which species does this) are self-aware.

  54. Re:Bzzt. Try again by Ed_Moyse · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's see - your sig says "please hire me" and your post says:

    After 18 years of watching them, I believe they're not only as smart as people, but that part of the reason some people have problems with their border collies is that the dog is smarter than they are.

    Take it from me, gong to job interviews and proudly saying "I'm almost as smart as a dog" is unlikely to get you a job anytime soon! ;-)

    I hope you don't seriously believe what you wrote?

  55. Re:Bzzt. Try again by RedBear · · Score: 2, Informative

    I didn't know that they did it this way. I am not as impressed as I was before. The dog is going to realize which one is out of place just by the smell of the toy which obviously doesn't fit w/the rest. Trained dogs sniff out stuff that they recognize all the time. What's so different about them picking the one thing that is different?

    You're talking about two different things there. You (a human) make the mental leap between "unrecognized object" and "unknown sound" very easily. That's one thing. Many animals can be taught to recognize various objects or smells. That's another thing. Reasoning that a new (previously unknown) object/smell might be related to a new (previously unknown) sound takes a slightly higher level of intelligence. Or so I would think.

    Sniffer dogs are trained on known scents and trained in exactly what to do and how to react to those known scents. They aren't taught to react to something just because it's different. Dogs are so sensitive that there are "different" objects around them literally every time their handler comes to work (new clothes with smells of unknown people or pets on the clothes, etc). This dog does appear to make a sort of minor mental leap.

  56. Re:Mirrors and being self aware. ie SMOKE AND by arevos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    but then you admit there's no test for whatever it is you're talking about. Well then just how the hell do YOU know?

    Essencially, Descartes.

    I get so tired of people who think that other creatures are somehow fundamentally different from us, psychically, emotionally, whatever. EVERY theory (because they are all theories) stating this is nothing more than inherited religious bias MASQUERADING as science. Period. It's so unbelievably, ironically arrogant.

    There's plenty of reason to hold this belief. Allow me to repeat what I've said elsewhere. Lets start off with two, reasonable assumptions. I will assume I am self-aware. I will assume that most matter in the Universe is not.

    At what point, then, does an animal become self-aware? Clearly, there must be some things that are not self-aware, and some things that are.

    I'm working from the skeptical angle. Whilst you claim that my skepticism is religious (odd choice of words), I'm inclined to disagree.

    Starting skeptically, I start with the belief nothing is self-aware, and work from there. From assumption one (I-think-therefore-I-am), I can conclude that I am self-aware.

    Now, there is a large volume of evidence to support the suggestion that I am human. If I am self-aware, and others of my species exhibit similar behaviour as me, then it is reasonable to conclude that the vast majority of humans are also, probably, self aware.

    No other species has yet made a convincing enough case to me on its self-awareness. Any creature is welcome to try.

    Its not arrogance. It's not religion. It skepticism.