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Doom 3 Reaches Gold Master, Due August 5th

Rogerpq3 writes "Yes, this is the official word that [long-awaited PC FPS] DOOM 3 has been code released and has been approved for manufacturing! According to the .plan file of id CEO Todd Hollenshead: 'We literally just hung up with Activision and have confirmed that our latest release candidate has been mutually approved and is finally GOLD. So, the next question is release dates. Retailers in the States will be allowed to pick up games starting at 12:01 AM on August 3rd. The official street date is actually August 5th in the U.S.A., but some of your favorite stores will probably have it early for those of you who have to have it first. Check with your local retailer for that information... [Internationally] the UK will probably get it first, on or about August 6th. Everywhere else will probably be Friday, August 13th (cue Twilight Zone Theme) or close to that date, with just a few exceptions (e.g. Russia and Poland)'."

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  1. Ah... I can't... oh no... by TWooster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Damn, there goes the $50 I lost on the bet that Duke Nukem would come out first. :(

    1. Re:Ah... I can't... oh no... by tolan-b · · Score: 4, Funny

      You never know, they might have been waiting for this announcement just so they could trump Doom3 by a day!
      If only I could afford a graphics card to actually run Doom on :/

    2. Re:Ah... I can't... oh no... by LDoggg_ · · Score: 4, Funny

      If only I could afford a graphics card to actually run Doom on :/

      What, fifty bucks?

      --

      "If they have both, tell them we use Linux. And if they have that, tell them the computers are down." -Dave Chapelle
    3. Re:Ah... I can't... oh no... by DaHat · · Score: 2, Funny

      id released a game or two between Doom 2 and Doom 3.

      See: Quake(1|2|3)

    4. Re:Ah... I can't... oh no... by rsd · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Let's face it folks, Duke Nukem Forever isn't coming out. 8 years for one game?"

      Of course it is.

      You just have to wait Forever....

    5. Re:Ah... I can't... oh no... by nathanh · · Score: 4, Funny
      1993: Doom released
      1994: Doom II released
      1996: Quake released
      1997: Quake II released
      1999: Quake III released

      Oh, I've got a better history.

      1993: Doom released
      1 month later I go broke buying a 486
      1994: Doom II released
      1 month later I go broke buying a better 486
      1996: Quake released
      1 month later I go broke buying a Pentium
      1997: Quake II released
      1 month later I go broke buying a Pentium MMX
      1999: Quake III released
      1 month later I go broke buying a Celeron

      id Software is the bane of my existence. Curse you Carmack!

  2. In other news... by Nos. · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hell has frozen over and pigs have learned to fly

    1. Re:In other news... by EpsCylonB · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is Doom 3, not Duke Nukem Forever....

    2. Re:In other news... by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well,

      In the earlier game, Doom 2, the subtitle was Hell On Earth. Being on Earth and thus susceptible to its changing climate one could assume that it is feasible for Hell to freeze over. As for teaching pigs to fly I dunno, BFG maybe?

      But then again, it is Hell - an evil place where sanity and rationality are unknown - so maybe there you are taught to fly and there are frozen pigs running around.

      Or maybe I'm just talking bullshit.

      --
      Mother, do you think they'll like this sig?
    3. Re:In other news... by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Hell has frozen over and pigs have learned to fly"

      So what's it like not being a virgin anymore?

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    4. Re:In other news... by AresTheImpaler · · Score: 4, Funny
      So what's it like not being a virgin anymore?

      Oh well... It's amazing. So sad you are never going to experience it. :D

    5. Re:In other news... by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Oh well... It's amazing. So sad you are never going to experience it. :D"

      Just watch yourself. One of these days, us Autosexuals will band together and have pride parades!

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    6. Re:In other news... by p4ul13 · · Score: 4, Funny
      One of these days, us Autosexuals will band together and have pride parades!

      Is this some weird way of declaring that you have sex with gay cars? Not that I have a problem with that mind you, it's your perogative. I just want to get the message straight. Err, I mean clear.

      --
      Paul Lenhart writes words!
    7. Re:In other news... by mickwd · · Score: 2, Funny

      "As for teaching pigs to fly I dunno..."

      Well if someone called Hogwash McFly doesn't know, who does know ?

  3. Now that's a bright idea by sulli · · Score: 4, Funny

    linking to a finger server. You'd think someone could have put the text on a website or something.

    --

    sulli
    RTFJ.
    1. Re:Now that's a bright idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      I finger my standard tool.

  4. Hey boss... by DaHat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just to let you know... Starting August 5th... I will not be coming into work for a week or two because of... personal reasons. If it is an emergency and you need me to come in... do not expect me to be showered, well fed or able to adapt to bright lights.

    Sincerely,
    Your groveling employee.

    1. Re:Hey boss... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Tell your boss you are fighting personal Demons

    2. Re:Hey boss... by Tsunayoshi · · Score: 3, Funny

      A friend from my last job and I have already planned to take 2-3 days off when Halo2 comes out for the X-box...his girlfriend and my wife just don't realize it yet...

      {ring} {ring}
      ME: {checks caller ID} @#!&, hit the mute button. it's my wife...
      Wife: What time will you be home from work dear?
      Me: Honey, we're swamped, I'll have to work late tonight...
      Wife: Ok dear, see you when you get home. Bye. {hangs up}
      Me: Ok, un-mute. WTF!!!! You team-killing-fucktard!!!!!!

      --
      "Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live." - Mark Twain, "Taming the Bicycle"
  5. Oh sweet honey yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's all falling into place.

    Doom 3.
    Soon Half-life 2.
    The second coming of Jesus.

    And then - Duke Nukem Forever will at last be mine!

    1. Re:Oh sweet honey yes by suso · · Score: 5, Funny

      The second coming of Jesus.

      I haven't heard about that one. Who is publishing it? Does anyone have any screenshots?

    2. Re:Oh sweet honey yes by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2, Funny

      Soon Half-life 2.

      Why don't they just call it "Whole Life"?

      The second coming of Jesus.

      Sorry, there will be no second coming in the age of instant international media. There will be no saintly 'miracles', either, so there will be no more 'legitimate' saints.

    3. Re:Oh sweet honey yes by QEDog · · Score: 4, Funny
      The second coming of Jesus.

      I haven't heard about that one. Who is publishing it? Does anyone have any screenshots?

      It will be based in this movie

      --
      "There is no teacher but the enemy."-Mazer Rackham
    4. Re:Oh sweet honey yes by cgenman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, and what are the hardware requirements?

      Not much... A couple of boards, some nails...

    5. Re:Oh sweet honey yes by Thedalek · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not much... A couple of boards, some nails...

      Sweet mother of... You mean you're going to nail Him up again? For crimeny's sake, man, why?

      --
      Happiness is relative, Based upon the way we live.
    6. Re:Oh sweet honey yes by cgenman · · Score: 2, Funny

      An omnipotent dictator with a god complex from thousands of years ago is back to take over the world. And only one man can stop him!

      You are Pontius Pilate. You must fight to save the empire from this madman. But he is not alone. He has resurrected Peter, Paul, and Luke, and 9 other henchmen and has created an army of thousands of half-living zombie followers. Your job is not going to be an easy one.

      Fight through 12 levels of pulse pounding action!
      Fight through thousands of zombies, 12 henchmen, 4 horsemen, and the big man himself.
      Enjoy amazing atmospheric effects such as snow and rain of frogs.
      Only for the Game Cube.

      Are you Ro-MAN enough?

      [gratuitous picture of an underdressed Mary Magdalene removed]

  6. The end of the universe is nigh.... by PierceLabs · · Score: 4, Funny

    and I wanted to have kids :( This isn't fair... all that time wasted...

    1. Re:The end of the universe is nigh.... by S.O.B. · · Score: 3, Funny

      It depends on the partner. :D

      --
      Some of what I say is fact, some is conjecture, the rest I'm just blowing out my ass...you guess.
  7. Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now my wife will kill me after I spend $500 on a new video card to play this game.

    1. Re:Great! by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Now my wife will kill me after I spend $500 on a new video card to play this game."

      Get a Diamond video card and call it an anniversary present!

      Warning: Only do this ONCE.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    2. Re:Great! by djh101010 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Get a Diamond video card and call it an anniversary present! Warning: Only do this ONCE.

      ...per wife...

  8. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  9. osx version? by asv108 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is there any word on a port to OSX?

    1. Re:osx version? by dancingmad · · Score: 5, Funny

      God bless the moderator who modded this funny.

      --
      "There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter," Jeeves, (Jeeves and the Impending Doom)
  10. At last by AngryScot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Doom 3 and Half-Life 2 coming out soon, I think its time to upgrade from windows 95 :)

    --

    All spelling mistakes are due to solar flares...honest

  11. Too bad... by Rayonic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looks like you'll miss the office-wide lan party.

    Nope, you can't take it back. I've already scheduled your vacation into the system.

    - Your Boss

  12. Call Work.... by xojins · · Score: 5, Funny

    hmm, lets figure this out... 1) Brand new gaming rig $1200 2) 2 Weeks of vacation time $3000 3) Using up all my vacation time starting Aug 3 and not being able to take time off to help my wife with our son who is expected in Sept and then getting a call from her divorce lawyer, PRICELESS wow...id games took so much of my life and now they are gonna take my marriage. btw, thanks for the free shipping!

    1. Re:Call Work.... by JediTrainer · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you're my brother in law, you're already in big trouble (I'm expecting a nephew at the end of September) :)

      --

      You can accomplish anything you set your mind to. The impossible just takes a little longer.
  13. Re:Minimum Specs by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Minimum specs are a 286 processor, 640K of RAM (620 free), and 12 megabytes of hard drive space.

    Note that with the minimum configuration, Doom 3 will only run in "text mode".

    --
    I am NOT a man!
    I am a free number!
  14. Re:Russia and Poland? by StuckInSyrup · · Score: 2, Funny

    No.
    That means, they will start spreading the cracked version tomorrow.

    --
    Ni.
  15. I think they've got that backwards by h_jurvanen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everywhere else will probably be Friday, August 13th [...] with just a few exceptions (e.g. Russia and Poland)

    I guarantee you that it will be available on every street corner in Russia and Poland long before it is released anywhere else.

  16. In other news by eldimo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stock of AMD, Intel, NVidia and ATI are expected to raise 200% in the next following week... ;)

  17. Re:Minimum Specs by KevinKnSC · · Score: 5, Funny

    You realize that you just inspired about two dozen Sourceforge projects, right?

  18. Re:I'm stunned. by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 4, Funny

    I saw this too, I guess we've come a long way since worrying about the Morris worm.

    My favorite finger story: I'm working an employment fair at my old University, and a cute girl comes over and gives her resume. It's light, we placed it in the "to be made into cool paper airplanes as we pray to Bernoulli" but I noticed she had finger: mane@university.edu on her resume. I tried it, and her .plan said "blah blah, thanks for fingering me!!" Maybe we shoulda hired her.

  19. Re:Minimum Specs by Alzheimers · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dark Room
    You are in dark room. There are a couple barrels in one corner. A quickly fading light fixture above provides what little illumination there is.
    There is a slobbering demon here.

    >Shoot Demon with handgun.

    The demon turns to face you, mildly annoyed by your pathetic attempts at exorcism.

    >Equip Rocketlauncher

    You heft the Rocklauncher to your shoulder. Something on the right side of your body makes a bone-cracking sound.

    >Fire Rocketlauncher

    Your random display of violence has caused the destruction of a pile of barrels in the corner. The resulting explosion has engulfed the demon, and the failing light fixture above.

    It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

  20. Who is right now? by ruiner5000 · · Score: 1, Funny

    I seem to remember a bunch of non believers trying to insult me when I said the 3rd of August was the date. I said come on, I run the Texas Gaming Festival, I go to E3 every year for AMDZone, and my brother writes for Voodoo. Perhaps you should listen to what I had said. You guys didn't. I'm awaiting your apologies. Anyway, this opens us up to have our Doom III tourney as we had planned at TXGF Summer 2004 Dallas the weekend before Quakecon. Sweet.

    --
    ignorance is bliss. googlefiberatx.com
    1. Re:Who is right now? by eddy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm suddenly reminded why amdzone is no longer on my sites-I-check-every-day rotation.

      --
      Belief is the currency of delusion.
  21. Re:Minimum Specs by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does anyone know what the minimum specs are ?

    New box.

    KFG

  22. Re:Awesome! by TheCyko1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sodium Chloride? isn't that salt?

    oooooooooh... i get it! Hah, you're smart. Using those big sciency words. Wow, man, didn't see that twist comming.

    --
    This message was brought to you by the death of 30 brain cells.
  23. Re:Minimum Specs by betelgeuse-4 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

    We need a nostalgic mod point.

  24. It's a trick! a plot I tell ya! by Joe+Sixpacks · · Score: 2, Funny

    Part of the Bush administrations plot to distract us during the critical pre-election lies!

    --

    Joe Sixpacks, defender of the common man.

  25. The Doom Carol by noname3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    (Doom 3 was meant to come out Christmas '03, but it didn't)

    Dashing through the demons,
    in a single player eff-pee-ess,
    through the corridors we go, shrieking all the way!
    Ahh-ha-ha-ha!

    Belts on chainguns fling, barrels blazing bright,
    what fun it is to kill and sing a slaying song tonight!

    Ohhh.. Doom in hell, Doom in hell, iD's game is almost here!
    Oh what a price it is to buy, just fifty four ninety niiii-ine!

    Pick it up at Best Buy, EB Games, or Gamespot!

  26. Re:Awesome! by Mike+Hawk · · Score: 3, Funny

    And we shouldn't take someone who has been fired from a variety of gaming rags with the same seasoning?

  27. Actually.... by LordPixie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since this is Slashdot, he's probably been busy trying to build a child in the basement.


    --LordPixie

    1. Re:Actually.... by overbom · · Score: 2, Funny

      with some other dude. :-)

    2. Re:Actually.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You insensitive clod! My father was a child!

  28. Re:Hey stupid by Wireless+Joe · · Score: 2, Funny
    I thought of the exact same thing when I read this in the summary:

    "The official street date is actually August 5th in the U.S.A.,...with just a few exceptions (e.g. Russia and Poland)'."

    The first thing I thought was:

    (e.g. Russia and Poland, which will have bootleg copies including jacket art available tomorrow at 6 AM local time)."
  29. Re:Awesome! by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would take their reviews with a heavy dose of Sodium Chloride.

    I wish I could make them write their reviews with a heavy dose of Sodium Pentothal.

    --
    Want to improve your Karma? Instead of "Post Anonymously", try the "Post Humously" option.
  30. DOOM3 will ruin the modern world economy for weeks by IronChefMorimoto · · Score: 5, Funny

    I predict that the release of this game will have so many computer geeks, nerds, gamers, etc. (I'm in all those categories) out of the office for most of August that the following will happen:

    1. backups will be left undone; servers worldwide will fail and not come back up; electronic commerce as we know it will halt
    2. viruses will run rampant; OS patches and virus definitions will remain uninstalled
    3. traffic management systems will be left unattended; millions will die in horrible car accidents
    4. Apple will go out of business; its approx. 4% market share will dwindle as Mac users realize that an OS X native version of DOOM3 isn't being released
    5. skeletons will be spotted via the International Space Station cameras around mid-September; mission control specialists will have ignored their pleas for a replacement crew/supply ship for 6+ weeks
    6. Al Qaeda will blow up 7 buildings, resulting in the deaths of the elderly, women, and children; teenage and 20-40-something males will mysteriously escape the carnage by sheer absenteeism (gamer chicks will also escape -- we're not all men)
    7. first semester classes around the world will be canceled; not enough students will show to class to occupy faculty members' time
    8. divorce will skyrocket to millions/day within the first week of DOOM3's release

    IronChefMorimoto

  31. Relax. by pragma_x · · Score: 2, Funny

    I head a rumor that it's being shrink-wrapped and bundled along with MS Longhorn. ;)

  32. Re:Might be better with Nvidia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    God hates you

    ;)