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Lucas to Make Sequels to Star Wars After All?

SageMadHatter writes "After denying the possibility of three new Star Wars movies taking place after the original triology story line, it appears that the possibility has actually opened up."

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  1. Awesome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    His work on the last couple movies has been outstanding. I hope he keeps directing them himself. May the force be with him!

    1. Re:Awesome! by jefe7777 · · Score: 5, Funny

      loads blaster...presses firmly to temple

      click.

      damn.

      another 3 we will have to suffer ;-)

    2. Re:Awesome! by baudilus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Dude... you realize that you don't have to watch the movies, right?

    3. Re:Awesome! by Epistax · · Score: 5, Funny

      Lyndsay: Do I detect a note of sarcasm?
      Frink: Are you kidding me, this baby's off the charts.
      CBG: Oooh a sarcasm detector, that's a real useful invention.
      (detector explodes)

    4. Re:Awesome! by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Funny

      While I can't find the original post for proper attribution, the following was suggested as a title for Episode III, but might be even more appropriate to 7, 8, and 9 as a whole:

      Dead Horse, Meet Mr. Stick

      I believe this came from the article wherein Episode III's title was released, but who knows...

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    5. Re:Awesome! by the+unbeliever · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Technically? No, no we don't. But realistically we do. And we will, and we will bitch and moan and accuse Lucas of destroying our childhoods.

      Why do we do this?

      Because deep down inside, we are all just like the Comic Book Guy.

    6. Re:Awesome! by Sebadude · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because deep down inside, we are all just like the Comic Book Guy.

      And that, my nerdy friend, is precisely why the world doesn't give a damn whether we like these movies or not.

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    7. Re:Awesome! by Martin+Blank · · Score: 5, Funny

      Especially when it goes through the chemical factory. Then the orphanage. Then the retirement home. Then the convalescent unit...

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    8. Re:Awesome! by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And that, my nerdy friend, is precisely why the world doesn't give a damn whether we like these movies or not.

      Not to mention the fact that even if they were the most brilliantly written and directed movies ever people would still be on here bitching about them!

    9. Re:Awesome! by cjpez · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Er, speak for yourself. The first Star Wars prequel sucked, so I waited until the second one was at a budget theater to see it, at a matinee no less, which ended up convincing me not to see the third one at all. The second Matrix sucked ass in previously unheard-of ways. I didn't see the third one.

      There's no "technically" about it. If you don't want to go see a movie, just don't fucking go. It's not that difficult.

    10. Re:Awesome! by Erasmus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not to mention the fact that even if they were the most brilliantly written and directed movies ever people would still be on here bitching about them!

      Oh, just like how everyone is pissing and moaning over Spider-Man II and X-Men II. Except they're not. Because they didn't stink.

    11. Re:Awesome! by xSauronx · · Score: 5, Funny
      if they were that good id bitch and ask why he didnt do all three at once and beat LotR to the box office.

      As it is...i could dip my wang in ink, smack it down on some paper and sign it "Mr Floppy" and have a better script for a movie.

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    12. Re:Awesome! by Class+Act+Dynamo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Although there is no exploding machine, we can't leave out this one:

      Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?

      Moe: No! [buzz] All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. [ding]

      Eddie: Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go.

      Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz] _A_ date. [buzz] Dinner with friends. [buzz] Dinner alone. [buzz] Watching TV alone. [buzz] All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzz] Sears catalog. [ding] Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! [buzz]

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    13. Re:Awesome! by dslbrian · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'll agree that the Matrix sequels were rather disappointing, but not nearly to the extent that the Star Wars prequels were. I went ahead and saw Matrix: Revolutions, although I wish now that I had waited for the dollar theater, but I have no intention of bothering to see SW3 at all.

      Man, you people bitch way too much. With the exception of Jar Jar, I thought SW1 was pretty good. The pod racers were just cool. Not like anyone here is going to write a better script to explain the beginnings of Darth Vader anyway...

      SW2 was all about special effects. The idea of an army of clones is interesting. Explains why all stormtroopers wear masks (so you don't have to see the same face everyplace).

      Rarely have I seen a sci-fi movie as utterly awful as Attack of the Clones.

      You have apparently never seen any Trek movie then...

  2. Han shot first! by daeley · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Hokey moneygrabbing and ancient storylines are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

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    1. Re:Han shot first! by filth+grinder · · Score: 3, Funny

      Money grabbing is the word. I suppose this little nonstory coming out just before the DVDs of the orginal series come out.

      This is a slick move to get people excited for the DVDs.

      This is not the rumor you are looking for, you can go about your business, move along, move along.

    2. Re:Han shot first! by PhotoBoy · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm sure a few newly added scenes that set up the next trilogy would help the DVDs sell in massive numbers.

      That said maybe Lucas plans on re-releasing the original trilogy again in a few years time with new footage so that he can sell the original trilogy again! I've already got 3 copies on VHS... pan & scam, widescreen and SE... They should just give Lucas a money printer and save some time!

    3. Re:Han shot first! by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Hopefully we'll all meet again in Spaceballs Two, The Search for More Money."

    4. Re:Han shot first! by semifamous · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually, no...

      It's "Spaceballs 3: The Search For Spaceballs 2"

  3. Funny... by detritus` · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Funny how a couple hundred million can make someone change their minds :)

    On the otherside its all just rumors until the cameras start rolling....

    1. Re:Funny... by Greger47 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Riminds me of the classic

      Bart: How could you Krusty, I'd never lend my name to an inferior product.

      Krusty: Oh! They drove a dumptruck full of money up to my house. I'm not made of stone!

      /greger

    2. Re:Funny... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 3, Funny

      >On the otherside its all just rumors until the cameras start rolling....

      Cameras? They use cameras in Star Wars movies?

      More like just rumors until the SGI machine boots up.

  4. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Funny

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  5. Wow, by Emugamer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Who would have thought that an anonymous post on a fan site about something so obvious would lead to something like this.... no ... no really... who would have thought?

  6. Great! by Sandman69 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not only has George Lucas destroyed our Star Wars past, but the future as well!

  7. Reliable Source by GeorgeMcBay · · Score: 4, Funny

    My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Lucas pass out NDAs at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

  8. Hmm... by shirai · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wonder if George Lucas will revise history again and say that he *DID* originally plan to film 9 chapters from the beginning.

    The story on this has changed a few times.

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    1. Re:Hmm... by Aardpig · · Score: 3, Funny

      Personally, I'd like to see him delegate these to another director.

      An interesting idea. I'd like to see the Episodes co-directed by John Carpenter, David Fincher and Paul Verhoeven. Just imagine it: stoned Jedi anarchists with a grand dollop of T&A. Mmmm.

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    2. Re:Hmm... by nine-times · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I thought the story was always the same.

      Nope. I remember numerous interviews to the effect of:

      When IV-VI came out, he was saying "Oh, yeah, I actually have 9 movies written already. I just shot the middle 3." Years later: "Well, the middle 3 are already done. I have the first 3 all written, but I haven't quite figured out all of the last 3." Years later: "Well, I've just finished writing Episodes I-III. The only thing I ever wrote was episodes IV-VI. I had in mind a general idea of what had happened before, and I just thought it would be clever to start in "Episode IV" so that people would feel like they came in part way through an epic story. However, I think there are neat ideas in there, so I'm going to make more movies. There isn't any such thing as episodes VII-IX." Between episodes I and II: "I'm still writing episode II, and when I'm done with episode II, I'll start on episode III. There was never going to be anything after episode VI. I think you could do more, but I'm old and tired and don't want to do it."

      Not that I know what to make of all that

    3. Re:Hmm... by jdray · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hang on to that memory. Eventually, he'll buy the rights to the interviews so he can re-edit them for consistency.

      There were always nine movies planned. These aren't the interviews you're looking for.

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  9. Thank God! by still_sick · · Score: 5, Funny

    Without ten more years of new Star Wars, whatever would fans have to complain about?

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    1. Re:Thank God! by JudgeFurious · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not to worry about that. The guys running the Star Trek franchise are way, way ahead of you there. They've got your "something to complain about" covered for the next ten years easy.

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  10. Please find another director. by wray · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Preferably the same who directed ESB.

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    1. Re:Please find another director. by bobobobo · · Score: 4, Funny
      Nah, I think we already have an idea of what that'd be like(not sure who to credit, had to google around for it):

      10. You don't need to see my goddamn indentification, 'cause these ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.

      9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.

      8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to fill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room . . . accept no substitutes.

      7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.

      6. Feel the Force, motherfucker.

      5. What ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on What?

      4. You sending' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!

      3. Yeah, Chewie got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a wookie.

      2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?

      1. Hand me my lightsaber . . . it's the one that says, "Bad Mother Fucker."

    2. Re:Please find another director. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 3, Informative

      Kershner kept rejecting scripts and script edits, and kept being professional and caring about his own ideas of the movie, rather than being a suck-up yes-man to Lucas. For RotJ, Lucas surrounded himself with yes-men, and barely managed to get a decent movie made.

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  11. No thanks. by keiferb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The first trilogy was excellent.

    The second trilogy has, to date, been somewhere between lousy and sub-par.

    I'm no mensa member, but I can spot a pattern here.

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    1. Re:No thanks. by TrekCycling · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "somewhere between lousy and sub-par"??

      That's being quite generous.

    2. Re:No thanks. by XO · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I disagree.
      ANH: good
      ESB: bad
      ROTJ: excellent
      TPM: awful
      AOTC: good

      And I am not a Star Wars geek. I'm a bit more subjective, in that Star Wars has never ruled my life.

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    3. Re:No thanks. by maxpublic · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm no mensa member, but I can spot a pattern here.

      If you were a Mensa member you'd be spending so much time praising your own intellect and insulting your 'inferiors' the pattern would make a 'whooshing' sound as it flew over your head, unnoticed in the neon glare of your ego.

      Max

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    4. Re:No thanks. by blincoln · · Score: 4, Interesting

      ANH: good
      ESB: bad
      ROTJ: excellent
      TPM: awful
      AOTC: good

      And I am not a Star Wars geek.

      I think you meant to say "I'm not a person with good taste in films" =P.

      How can you prefer a movie like RotJ over ESB? Let's compare:

      ESB:

      - Has Boba Fett, the ultimate badass.
      - Has a dark, mature storyline.
      - Has excellent writing and acting.

      RotJ:

      - Turns Boba Fett into a dork in armour who gets killed by a blind man (although the SE "macking on the alien chicks" scene slightly redeems him).
      - Ewoks. WTF? WT*F*?

      The Battle of Endor and Luke/Vader duel were excellent, but overall it can't touch ESB or ANH.

      So far the prequel trilogy has been incredibly disappointing. About all I can watch of TPM is the Maul/Jinn/Kenobi fight. AotC has a few decent scenes. The opening is excellent, parts of the chase through Coruscant are good (although I could do without the lame dialogue), and the battle at the end would be awesome if it weren't for the incredibly stupid C3PO jokes.

      If the prequels had come out at the same time as the original trilogy I might be more forgiving, but there have been *so* many good films since then that combine that level of action with deep storyline and characters (e.g. Blade Runner, Heat, Aliens, Firefly).

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  12. Four more beers. by scowling · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So far, we've got three movies which don't stand the test of time (the orignal three) and two movies that stand neither the test of time nor of wallet nor of stomach (the most recent pair).

    It's a pretty safe bet that Revenge of the Sith is going to smell like the ass of a baboon, too.

    And yet, finding a SW fan who'll mail nine bucks to UNICEF, instead of going to the midnight show of a movie with a character named Kit Fisto, is like pulling teeth from a chicken.

    Pass. Pass pass pass pass pass.

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    1. Re:Four more beers. by pete-classic · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Kit" means "ass" in Amharic. I'm so disturbed by this.

      -Peter

  13. Anybody surprised? by Wind_Walker · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Honestly, is anybody surprised by this move? If there's one thing that history has taught us about George Lucas, it's that he has exactly one master - money.

    If Lucas thinks that he can get money out of the frothing masses of geeks, then he'll do it. Hence, the DVDs to be released this fall, after saying that he would only release DVDs as a full 6-box set?

    I honestly ask, is anybody surprised anymore?

  14. It makes sense.. by slungsolow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No matter how bad he makes the prequels they are still doing well financially. He's releasing the original trilogy on DVD and thats gonna make a good buck. It was only a matter of time before he made the full 9 films he originally promised.

    If we are lucky he'll go with the formula of the original trilogy and let others direct.

    If we are really lucky he'll go out and get someone who actually knows how to write a good script.

    It would be nice to actually see if they can get some no name actors that actually know how to act.

    oh.. and wookies!!!

  15. Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

    1. Re:Oh noes! by nacturation · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have that wav file as my "Empty Recycle Bin" sound in Windows.

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    2. Re:Oh noes! by Brandybuck · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's funny, I have the same wav file as my startup sound in Windows...

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  16. History repeats itself by DrXym · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not content with raping the childhood memories of fans of the original movies, he's now doing the same for fans of the prequels. All seventeen of them.

  17. Thrawn Trilogy by dazilla · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If he used the stories from the Thrawn Trilogy, and got a different director, basically only producing the project (taking some cut), they might be ok.

    1. Re:Thrawn Trilogy by abb3w · · Score: 3, Funny
      even Lucas' touch as a producer couldn't screw it up.

      I find your lack of faith... disturbing.

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  18. Just NDAs by DrWho520 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lucas Arts personelle are just signing NDA's...that say they specifically cannot discuss Star Wars 7, 8 and 9.

    I can neither confirm, nor deny that statement.

    Although this begs the question, should we ponder if it will happen or if we want it to happen?

    I agree with everyone equally.

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  19. A POST ON A FANSITE CONFIRMS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wau!!! A trilogy of trilogies!!! This breaking news brought to you by theforce.net, a bunch of rabid fanboys who certainly are unbiased and don't want this to be true more than anything else.

    Wake me when Lucasfilm makes an announcement.

  20. Re:Boo hoo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Greebo? Greebo??

    Go stand in the corner and think about what you've done.

  21. Uh, oh... by 14erCleaner · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've got a bad feeling about this...

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  22. "I want to be sure I'm the one to fuck them up." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "If I don't make them, someone else might later," said Lucas. "I want to be sure I'm the one to fuck them up."

  23. Just one question... by Dutchmaan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is it possible to fashion my lightsabre into a noose?

  24. Interesting by Ignignot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Interesting how a post titled funny can be rated insightful!

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  25. Didn't Spielberg express interest in directing? by deathcloset · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He should hand the reigns over to Spielberg - at least for one movie.

    Seriously. Lucas is a great storyteller, but not the greatest writer.

    He's a great filmaker, but not the best director.

    He creates wonderful characters - but doesn't flesh them out as it seems they should be.

    I'm being a little harsh here; I personally think that episode II was pretty nifty (episode I had about 60% nifty): and I've never written a script nor some of the most renound movies of all time.

    But let speilberg take a whack. Lucas created this universe, but I think someone else may be able to wield it in ways never dreamed.

    After all, the greatest swordsmith isn't always the best fencer. The greatest composer not always the greatest musician.

    1. Re:Didn't Spielberg express interest in directing? by nine-times · · Score: 4, Interesting
      He should hand the reigns over to Spielberg - at least for one movie.

      Well, according to rumor, a while back (in the neighborhood of a year ago, maybe?) Spielberg actually requested of Lucas that he be allowed to make episodes 7, 8, and 9. *Supposedly* of course. Also, Lucas didn't say that the sequals wouldn't be made, he said he was tired, and he didn't have it in him to make more Star Wars movies. So, maybe this is news that he intends to turn the reigns over to someone else.

  26. The Hidden Fortress by duffbeer703 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you have a chance, look at the special features where Lucas tries to explain how basically every scene from Star Wars was copied from Kurosawa's Hidden Fortress.

    Except for the laser guns, it's the same story in the same film. Even the music is similar.

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  27. Supposed to be 9 anyway... by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 4, Informative

    There were supposed to be 9 chapters anyway, at least thats what the original intention was.

    I don't know when the idea got popularized that there were going to be only 6 movies.

    At this point tho, I think there are many who have a firm belief that there are only the original 3, and I for one can't blame them.

  28. Carrie Fisher in Bikini's by frankmu · · Score: 3, Funny

    hmm she was hot 20 years ago, but that was 20 years ago. will she be up to the task again?

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    1. Re:Carrie Fisher in Bikini's by StrongBow67 · · Score: 3, Funny

      They'd also have to de-carbon-freeze Mark Hamill and his acting career. I did like Corvette Summer though.

  29. Timothy Zahn's trilogy would be awesome! by Thrymm · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Grand Admiral Thrawn would be awesome to watch. The storly line of this trilogy was well thought out and written well. Of course the main participants of Luke and the gang came in and saved the day like they do in most of the post Episode 6 novels, they would have to get others to play their parts since they are all way too old. The guy who played Chewbacca has a clause in his contract that he must be in any sequels after RotJ, I believe I read that on starwars.com but could be mistaken.

  30. seriously by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 3, Funny

    he could shit in a bucket and hopeless sw geeks would fight each other for it

    1. Re:seriously by cain · · Score: 4, Funny

      Where is this bucket? I can't find it on eBay. Link please....

  31. Re:worse than the prequels by wigle · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Actually, George Lucas wrote and produced the Indiana Jones series, but Spielberg directed them.

    Maybe Spielberg should be the one to direct the new Star Wars?

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  32. Re:worse than the prequels by SamSeaborn · · Score: 5, Interesting
    have a little faith in lucas... i still like indiana jones, dammit!

    The Indy movies are directed by master Spielberg. Lucas is an FX man and, arguably, a decent editor. As a director he's a hack, as a writer he's way too quick to "borrow" story elements from classic works and other sources.

    I almost fell on my butt when I saw the giant elephants in Return Of The King. "You mean Lucas stole the AT-ATs from Tolkien??" I had always thought the idea of elephant-like walking tanks was brilliant, turns out he stole that too.

    All those years I thought Star Wars was great art, turns out it's just pulp. Factor in budget and expectations, Clones literally tops the list as worst movie ever made.

    Sam

  33. Critiques of the movie aside.... by StressGuy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The storyline is kinda left wide open. I mean if Anakin was supposed to bring balance to the force, wouldn't that imply the between Luke and Lea, one becomes Jedi and the other Sith?

    I'm wondering if not having all your original parts ultimately makes you more vulnerable to the dark side as well? - which would imply that Luke would ultimately turn to the dark side (presumably after training Lea).

    Might explain why Dooku did not kill Anakin outright but instead severed his arm and could imply that Vader cut off Luke's hand by design as well. ....oh well, just musing.....

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    1. Re:Critiques of the movie aside.... by mesmartyoudumb · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Normally I don't let the ultra Star Wars Dork side of me out, but you have blasphemed!

      Before Anakin, The Jedi council reigned supreme, there were thousands of "light" Jedi, Whom were trained by Yoda in Jedi Academies.

      I don't know what Obi Wan and Quigon Jin were thinking when they said "Anikin will bring balance to the force", Because well..the scales were tipped heavily in their favor. They hadn't even seen a Sith in hundreds of years.

      Anakin brought balance alright, He became Darth Vader, the most powerful jedi ever, In fact - He, with the help of Bohba Fett, killed Jedi by the thousands.

      He killed everyone but Obi wan and Yoda, Leaving 2 Jedi and 2 Sith. There can never be more than 2 of each now, This is why ObiWan died, And why Yoda died; To keep the balance. Master and Apprentice.

      Stop laughing..I'm cool in real life, honest! :(

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  34. Hi$ Rea$oning by red+floyd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Luca$ ha$ excellent rea$on$ for making $uch a trilogy. After all, he ha$ $uch a large $tory to tell....

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    1. Re:Hi$ Rea$oning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      H€¥, $tar War$ i$ popu£ar a££ ov€r th€ wor£d.

      You know Lucas would run this joke into the ground, why should we be any better? :p

  35. Burned-out Mark Hamill will be perfect by AntonVoyl · · Score: 5, Funny
    for the role of burned-out Luke Skywalker. They can build the whole trilogy around him as antagonist!

    Carrie Fisher can play the harpy Leia. Billy Dee Williams and Harrison Ford will make great smugglers in dotage. This could be really dark. . .

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  36. Re:I just hope... by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...that *if* they get made, they don't degrade my fun memories of what Star Wars *should be* any further.... :-(

    Perhaps you shouldn't watch them, then. It's not like it's some third party - it's the creator of that universe. It's his to do with as he pleases, good or bad. If you didn't like the prequels, and can't take your rose-colored glasses off to watch the first three, perhaps just staying out of the theater is your best bet.

  37. Re:ha-ha by kalidasa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    and i'm also betting that there will be more star wars movies made after Lucas dies. after all, star trek didn't die with Roddenberry...

    You haven't watched Enterprise much, have you?

    Hey, someone had to say it...

  38. Before you do that, you'd better ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Insightful
    let Greedo shoot first.

    You don't want to appear less than heroic.

  39. Duke Nukem Forever has an NDA too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just because there's an NDA... doesn't mean there will ever be a product.

  40. What does Jar Jar have to say? by unixsavant · · Score: 3, Funny

    Meesa thought it couldnt get any worse... Meesa was wrong...

  41. A Very Star Wars Christmas by DarthStrydre · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Has everyone forgotten the horrid episode IV-and-a-half, also known as 'Star Wars Holiday Special'?
    Episode I was definitely not the first sub-par installment (in our chronology at least).

    I also vaguely remember the two 'Ewok Adventures' I used to watch as a kid, and enjoyed, though at the time I was not yet old enough to be a good critic. When are these three bastard children going to be re-released?

  42. Re:worse than the prequels by dexter+riley · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe Spielberg should be the one to direct the new Star Wars?

    And through the miracle of CGI, all the roles will be played by Tom Hanks.

  43. J.K. Rowling on George Lucas by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Being the HP geek that I am, I immediately thought of JK Rowling's recent rather hilarious comment about George Lucas:

    Q: Will there be a book about Harry's Mum and Dad, about how they became friends and how they died?

    A: So it would be "Harry Potter: Episode One". [Laughter]. No, but a lot of people have asked that. It is all George Lucas's fault. You won't need a prequel; by the time I am finished, you will know enough. I think it would be shamelessly exploitative to do that. I am sure that Mr Lucas is doing it only for artistic reasons, but in my case I think that by the time you have had the seven books you will know everything you need to know for the story.

    "Artist reasons" -- LOL. I love JKR.

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  44. I already know the title for Episode VII by Fortunato_NC · · Score: 4, Funny

    The movie will be called Star Wars: Episode VII: The Blatant Grab For Cash

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  45. Re:Why do you all get so worked up about this? by east+coast · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you re-watch the original movies, then watch the new ones, they're all very much along the same vein. Simple, clear storylines; mostly predictable plot; silly alien characters and situations; and some nice special effects.

    Aside from JarJar Binks I think I know what the real downfall of the Star Wars series is...

    It's people who are now in their early 30s trying to relive the "magic" of their youth through, what was at the time, the biggest thing in their life. Now that they're older and the silliness isn't what they grew up on they think it's just idiotic. Star Wars was to my generation (I'm 31) what Shrek or Harry Potter is today to 8-12 year olds. If they make another Potter film in 2019 you're going to hear the same thing from the 30-something crowd about how it was different for them and the new films are only meant to appeal to the young crowd.

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  46. The key difference between SW and ST as I see it.. by Toxygen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...is that with Star Trek, it's no longer being guided by the man with the original vision, it's a couple of Roddenberry's lackeys and you can plainly see that they don't fully understand what he wanted Star Trek to be. (Although I will say that despite being in the obvious minority here, I really do enjoy Enterprise)

    Star Wars however, only has Lucas to blame. It's as if it works better without a beginning or an end, like we'd rather look out the window into the story instead of walking down the street to see what's on the next block. It's like he's trying to come up with more story instead of letting it flow naturally, almost like his own creation doesn't make sense to him, and that is why I think the new ones don't appeal to us like the old ones did.

  47. Re:worse than the prequels by Galvatron · · Score: 3, Informative

    I thought it was fairly well known that the inspiration for the AT-ATs are those giant cargo loaders in the Port of Oakland. Nothing to do with Tolkein (or even elephants) at all.

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  48. Is that him at the bank? by zipwow · · Score: 4, Funny

    The article has a picture of him laughing, but doesn't say whether it was actually taken at the bank? Can anyone confirm?

    -Zipwow

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  49. Whatever he makes... by Mignon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Recent experience suggests that it will be a piece of sith.

  50. Never gonna happen.... by phamNewan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...because he has always taken the profit from the last to finance the next one. Episode III will be almost a break even at best. Figure a production cost of $150 million, and that is about what its domestic gross will be give or take $25 million.

    He has trashed the franchise so badly be making drawn out, boring movies that even Jar-Jar wouldn't watch the next one.

    Call me a troll, but I really liked 4-6, but I did not enjoy 1, and I detested 2. It is not because I am older either. My 7 year old would rather watch IV than any other one.

    Perhaps the saddest thing of all is that Genndy Tartakovsky made the 25 minute long animated Clone Wars and it was better and more gripping in every way. Episode 19 was the best two minutes of Star Wars ever made. Lucus just doesn't have it anymore. Simple as that.

  51. Re:worse than the prequels by localman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And Tolkein stole it from real-life Hannibal.

    Repeat after me: theme and variation, theme and variation; art is not created in a vacuum.

    Of course there is a line where being derivitive (as all art is to some degeree) becomes a fault. However I think that the original SW (and ESB) added more than enough new elements, or combined existing elements in new ways that it stands as a decent little film.

    Cheers.

  52. As many as 12 at one point. by CryptoEngineer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The notion of 9 films (3 trilogies) has been around since before The Empire Strikes Back was released. At one point, an article in Analog stated that there were plans for 12 films, but I've never seen this claim repeated.

    At the very first screening I went to, the 'Episode 4' title was missing. This was added as soon as it was obvious Lucas had a hit on his hands.

  53. Re:Bad luke - Bad! by BakaHoushi · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Actually, I've read a comic of Star Wars that shows a few things:

    1. The Emperor is not dead. He can come back after death by entering a new host body (He admits it's painful and unleasant, but such is the cost of supposed "immortality."
    2. Luke DOES fall to the Dark Side, but it is quite brief and is pulled back by his JEDI sister. (Yes, Leia becomes a Jedi... as do her kids, I believe)

  54. Re:worse than the prequels by |/|/||| · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Yes, Lucas was obviously heavily influenced by other works. Yes, the Star Wars movies seem to spend a lot of time on Tatooine.

    As for the ROTK think with the Oliphaunts, though, I think you're stretching a bit. As a previous poster mentioned, the idea for big 4 legged attack vehicles could have come from anywhere - probably Lucas' team of brainstorming concept artists.

    The Luke/Legolas thing doesn't work either, because Legolas didn't do that ridiculous oliphaunt surfing stuff in the book - only in the movie that came out many years *after* TESB.

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  55. Episode VII "Opening Starfield Text" by Sabu+mark · · Score: 5, Funny

    EPISODE VII
    A CURIOUS MALADY

    Soon after the dubiously abrupt collapse of the Empire, the Galaxy finds itself confronting a new threat. Emboldened by their decisive victory at the Battle of Endor, militant EWOKS are wreaking terror on several helpless star systems, whose colossal battleships and armored troops are of no more avail against the Ewoks' invincible logs and pointy sticks than the Empire's Walkers and Stormtroopers proved to be.

    To resist the Ewok juggernaut, General HAN SOLO has volunteered to lead the armies of the Foboombah system, but his leadership has not proven valuable, since the Ewoks don't use blasters and he inexplicably refuses to fire the first shot. Nor can LUKE SKYWALKER be of assistance. Not only is he forbidden to instruct a new generation of Jedi, on account of his master's deathbed edict that "the last of the Jedi will [he] be," but he is also battling depression and hallucinations of ghosts who tell him profound-sounding things that usually turn out to be total bull a few years later.

    Meanwhile, Princess LEIA SKYWALKER-SOLO-CALRISSIAN is leading a diplomatic mission to Naboo, to ask for assistance from the only race with a military track record that matches that of the undefeated Ewoks; only the GUNGAN arsenal of slingshots and superballs is sufficiently primitive to stand a chance against the Ewoks' own weaponry. And Captain WEDGE ANTILLES prepares to attack the Ewoks on the Forest Moon itself, accompanied by two Jawas and a malfunctioning R2 unit, on the principle that the victory always, without fail, goes to the smallest party involved....

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  56. Re:Just three simple words: by pknoll · · Score: 3, Funny
    Luke should continue his evolution into a dark lord. Leia can realize her destiny as the Final Jedi and save him. And then go on to become corrupted herself.

    I could go on, but I just remembered I don't care.

  57. OK people, let's just get out all the permutations by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 4, Funny

    *ahem*

    Interesting how a post titled funny can be rated insightful!

    Interesting how a post titled insightful can be rated funny!

    Funny how a post titled insightful can be interesting!

    Funny how a post titled interesting can be insightful!

    Insightful how a post titled funny can be interesting!

    Insightful how...

    Oh, never mind. My soul has already been destroyed by this pointless, unfunny, whorish beaten-dead-horse of a post! I hope you're happy.

    *sniff*

  58. Canonical Reference by notcreative · · Score: 4, Funny

    CBG: Last night's episode of Itchy & Scratchy was the Worst Episode Ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet within moments, registering my disgust throughout the world.

    BART: Hey man, what gives you the right to complain?

    CBG: As a loyal fan, I feel they owe me.

    Bart: They've given you hours of entertainment for free. How could they possibly owe you? If anything, you owe them.

    CBG: (pause) Worst. Episode. Ever.

  59. Re:Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Funny

    > Mel will have to find a replacement for John Candy. That'll be tough.

    Most actors today aren't half the man he was...

    Chris Mattern

  60. How to win a job as Director for a LucasFilm by yuud · · Score: 4, Funny

    scene: George Lucas and a horde of head-bobbing clones are all seated around a table.
    (you, a dashing job applicant, walk in, head bobbing already like some dashboard toy)

    George: Hi there!
    You: Yes.
    George (flicking through CV): so, it says here that you have no experience with the film industry at all--
    You: Yes!
    George:-- but I see here listed under hobbies that you are completely malleable, have no free will and enjoy words starting with Y?
    You: Yes!
    George (stroking fat-neck hiding beard, then punches this question out with a keen gaze and pointed finger): Hrm, so tell me your greatest skill!
    You: Yes!
    George (leaning back to crowd of yes-men): We gotta hire this guy.
    Crowd of goons: Yes! (with head bobbing)
    One goon trying to impress: Ya-huh! (George's scowl wipes the smile off his face)
    You: Yes!