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Can DVDs Kill DVD Players?

aidanpryde asks: "In the weirdest situation I've ever seen. My DVD player died on Saturday while watching the episodes of a favorite sci-fi series. I was watching disk 5 with my wife and noticed that it was getting jumpy. I took the disk out to see if it was dirty or scratched, but seeing nothing, we put the disk back in. Now the DVD player won't read anything, not the Season 5 disk, none of our other disks...nothing! So, we take the DVD player as a loss. Hardware failure happen all of the time, right? So I go downstairs with my wife on another day and try it on her DVD player in her computer. We get through one episode of the disk and it starts to jump again. We take it out, try another disk and sure enough -- nothing works. Has anyone ever run into DVD's that kill DVD players? Is there any way that I can get compensation for my dead DVD players? Is there any ideas as to why this has happened. Can I download firmware updates for the computer drive that may fix the problem?"

178 comments

  1. Well... by Ieshan · · Score: 2, Funny

    DVDs are smallish, those big black things are laser discs.

    Stop trying to squash them in your hardware, and everything will work out fine.

    1. Re:Well... by mnmn · · Score: 5, Funny

      Those big black things are records. Laser disks are same size as records, but shiny and with bigger holes.

      I know how you lost your laserdisc player! :)

      --
      "Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you." -Nim Chimpsky
    2. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, those big black things are called "records" or "LPs". Laser Discs are silver. It would be best not to confuse them, as mismatching them can cause damage to the media and the player.

  2. obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The DVD is possesed. Call a priest, and if one isn't available, burn it immediately.

    1. Re:obvious by Orion · · Score: 5, Funny

      > Call a priest, and if one isn't available, burn it immediately.

      Burning a priest just because he isn't available seems a little excessive.

      Now, burning a priest just because he is a priest... that sounds much more reasonable.

    2. Re:obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol burn a DVD?

      The question remains whether or not the spirit can be transmitted as a sequence of ATAPI packets...

  3. Please place this disc for sale on ebay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I need it to leave around my workplace in some strategic places. Can't explain the details in a public forum, sorry.

    1. Re:Please place this disc for sale on ebay by Xaviar21 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Heh.. You probably could actually get some money for a magic DVD that kills DVD players... There are a lot of malicious people out there...

  4. firmware updates by XO · · Score: 5, Informative

    There are also often firmware updates for non-computer based DVD players as well.

    I know that CyberHome and Panasonic have released firmware updates for some of their players over the past, and I'd bet others have too..

    it works like:
    burn a CD with the firmware file using a computer
    put the CD into the DVD player
    press "Play".

    Hope you didn't fry it. :D

    --
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    1. Re:firmware updates by brilinux · · Score: 1

      I may not know about what I talk, but would a software-based firmware update help with physical problems that are had by a specific disk that obviously has affected more than one player? I should not think that a firmware update would help in this case.
      Of course, I suppose that you could be joking, but I know not.

    2. Re:firmware updates by magefile · · Score: 1

      I had to get my Zenith's firmware updated recently (XBR something ... it didn't support closed captions, stupid assholes). But they wouldn't let me do that. I had to send the whole thing in (minus remote and cords), and got it back in 3 weeks. Thank god for laptop+RCA cables -> TV.

    3. Re:firmware updates by XO · · Score: 1

      well, it could be possible that the SOFTWARE in the DVD player has somehow managed to get into a state where it's horked.. i suppose a normal reset would probably help that.

      And a firmware update could keep it from happening again..

      i know one of the firmware updates that i saw for a cyberhome recorder once fixed a bug that kept a machine burning coasters instead of usable discs after a certain series of things happened...

      --
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    4. Re:firmware updates by MadChicken · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, I have had crashes when trying to play home-brewed KDVDs. I had to unplug the machine (RCA 5240, I think). In some cases it didn't crash, but was glitchy in everything. I had to put in a real official (known good) DVD and it got better.

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      SYS 64738 NO CARRIER
    5. Re:firmware updates by WoTG · · Score: 1

      Well there are only a half-dozen or so chipset manufacturers. So, it wouldn't be that unreasonable for a bug in one device to be present in another.

      On a related note, I heard a rumor that some newer DVDs took advantage few different chipset fact and sent bad firmware updates to disable devices that were not properly licensed (i.e. region free) - take this with a big grain of salt...

    6. Re:firmware updates by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Well since the device allows updating the firmware, is it possible that a bad dvd overwrote the firmware with garbage?

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    7. Re:firmware updates by XO · · Score: 1

      that is possible too.. although i'd hope that things that cannot be reset to factory so easily would have better security than what could be defeated by a simple bad bit or two.. :(

      --
      "Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
  5. are you TEH PIRATE?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Have you ever traded in illegally pirated software? Did you ever copy a disk for a friend? Used Kazaa or other filesharing systems? Swapped tapes in your youth? Been to a friends house and listened to (i.e., pirated his record? Played your music too loud at red lights? Memorized parts of books you read at the library without previous authorization?

    If so, you are automatically placed on the global MPAA shitlist. Any DVD you buy automatically detects your unique fingerprints (even if you just grip by the edge, you crafty pirate), and instructs even the cheapest korean DVD player to self-destruct.

    You agreed to this on May 27, 1996 when you walked within 50 feet of our EULA in that wal-mart (you know, the one that uses the act of disagreeing with the terms and/or being unaware of them, to indicate agreement to the terms..our lawyers love that one).

    Sorry old pal. Hate to do it to you. But that's the price of being a pirate.

    **

    Note, this post was a work of fiction. However, a young MPAA intern reading this post ejaculated approximately 65% of the way through. After changing his trousers, he is on the phone with his supervisor explaining this cool new invention he read about on "The Slashdots".

    1. Re:are you TEH PIRATE?? by james11111 · · Score: 1

      If you pirated a film, you could have stolen all your physical stuff. MPAA now owns everything you previously owned.

  6. Two possibilities... by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I can think of only two possibilities:

    (1) A disk whose decoder disrupted your device's firmware; this may be related to your DVD's region setting, especially if it was set to "zone-free". This may have been deliberate or accidental. Does the player turn on? Do you get the big DVD screen when no disk is inserted? If so, try resetting the DVD's region settings. You may need to access a "hidden" menu; anyone have a source for how to bring up those menus handy?

    (2) Because of the way the MPEG encoding on DVDs works, some encodings may require more CPU usage than others, and on a hardware decoder like in standalone DVD players, this may actually cause the processor to overheat. While letting the unit cool down may solve the problem, too much heat might actually induce a hardware fault.

    1. Re:Two possibilities... by Trikenstein · · Score: 1

      Thats what I was thinking.
      The players somehow became region borked.

    2. Re:Two possibilities... by autarkeia · · Score: 4, Insightful
      While number one sounds like it might be feasible, number two sounds like a load of bull. While it's theoretically possible (like it's theoretically possible that you could be hit by a falling airplane wing at any moment), in practice it's rather like saying that you need to be careful about doing kernel compiles or playing Doom 3 lest your GPU or CPU overheat.

      DVD players are meant to play DVD's and have specialized DSP's that don't run ridiculously hot like a Prescott. The idea that some DVD's are "just too much for your DVD player to handle" is slightly ridiculous.

    3. Re:Two possibilities... by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1
      Having overheated a old 486 doing kernel builds, leading to random crashes, I'd have to say that it's more than theory.

      But, in this case, the region crap is more likely.

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    4. Re:Two possibilities... by XO · · Score: 1

      well a 486 wasn't designed to do a full out kernel build.. heh! my k6-2/450 used to overheat on kernel builds or rpm upgrades. turns out that there was so much crap stuck UNDER the fan, where just blowing it out with dust remover wouldn't reach, that none of the air from the fan was actually reaching the heatsink..

      completely right, though, that DVD players are built to play DVDs and are going to have hardware that should be able to deal with any disc. However, it is possible that it ran into something un-expected, and did the embedded device equivalent of a blue-screen.. but not likely that two different players would freak the same way...

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    5. Re:Two possibilities... by BrianRaker · · Score: 1

      Try telling this to someone who repeatedly built 2.0.x kernels on a 386/16. :P Albeit, I had to let it run overnight (and sometimes up through lunch too), but it's most definitely doable. Highly recommended if you have nothing better to do with your time.

      --
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    6. Re:Two possibilities... by XO · · Score: 1

      well, sure, it's doable.. back in the 0.99 days, when 386s and 486s were common, 8 hour kernel compiles were the norm.. lol..

      --
      "Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
    7. Re:Two possibilities... by Ahaldra · · Score: 1
      While corrupted firmware due to some region coding might be possible in case of the standalone DVD-player, I think it's highly unlikely that this happens twice, with a completely different DVD player/firmware combination.
      But regardless of cause the firmware update seems to be a must, just to repair anything that got borked ;-)

      Ahhh, and yes it is possible for a medium to trash a device. I still have a zip disk that does this to all the newer zip drives. (yes its just the content, it's the copy of another zipdisk that does the same.)

      --
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    8. Re:Two possibilities... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DVD players are meant to play DVD's and have specialized DSP's that don't run ridiculously hot like a Prescott. The idea that some DVD's are "just too much for your DVD player to handle" is slightly ridiculous.

      Dunno about that. In college one of my roomates had one of the first gen portable DVD players, and after a few hours of playing that thing would burn you if you picked it up.

      in practice it's rather like saying that you need to be careful about doing kernel compiles or playing Doom 3 lest your GPU or CPU overheat.

      Bad example, considering this can happen. Even with good airflow, if it's 95 F in the room and the CPU is running flat out for a few hours, it can easily overheat to the point where programs start crashing (GCC is usually a good canary for this), or you get spontaneous reboots. Of course it's just a matter of sufficient cooling, but it is easy to push something outside of the normal temp range to the point where it can't take it.

    9. Re:Two possibilities... by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 1

      Kids today. A lot of people probably think you're kidding.

    10. Re:Two possibilities... by Cyberop5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've also used Linux 2.6 kernel builds to test overheating issues on my laptop (Athlon 2200XP). I've had other overheating problems with other, less-strenuous apps; this was just one test. Turning it in for a warrenty repair fixed the problem.

      I've also had DVD's wreak havoc on my Apex DVD player. The first time I tried X-men2 and Planet of the Apes it choked on the menu introduction animation. My sisters have a habit of leaving it running 24/7, so turning it off for an hour or two and trying again usually works.

      Its supposed to have the ability to play back MP3s, but every time I tried, it stutters in playback, like its having a problem decoding the data fast enough i.e. underpowered. Perhaps the MP3s use the CPU and the DVD uses DSP/CPU combo; a problem with one could lead to a problem in the other.

      --
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      Jack: "Who doesn't??"
    11. Re:Two possibilities... by hopethishelps · · Score: 1
      (1) A disk whose decoder disrupted your device's firmware; this may be related to your DVD's region setting, especially if it was set to "zone-free".

      Where I live (Switzerland), practically all DVD players sold are "zone-free". I assume this is true in most of Europe (though I haven't checked outside Switzerland - maybe someone elsewhere can comment). Obnoxious though DVD publishers are, I doubt whether one of them would be such an idiot as to do something that would piss off the ~350 million consumers in Europe.

    12. Re:Two possibilities... by Kyril · · Score: 1

      You should've added more RAM. I cut my kernel rebuild time from 8 hours (overnight) to 4 or so by going from 4 to 8 megs...

    13. Re:Two possibilities... by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      I know he's not. I was thrilled when I finally got my kernel compiles under two hours, by upgrading the CPU and RAM, and configuring out a bunch of stuff. (Went from 486DX33 w/ 4MB to 486DX2-66 with 8MB.) That was back in the 0.99.15 days. I seem to recall an hour-and-a-half was about right for a compile on my faster setup.

      I once tried compiling a kernel on a 386sx16, but gave up on it. I found a 486 to do the compile on, since my roommate needed to use the 386, and we weren't technically supposed to be running Linux on the 386 anyway.

      --Joe
    14. Re:Two possibilities... by Everlasting+God · · Score: 1

      The zip disk is not especially good evidence, since bad drives kill disks just as well as bad disks kill drives; That's how the Click of Death spread.

    15. Re:Two possibilities... by Ahaldra · · Score: 1
      "The zip disk is not especially good evidence, since bad drives kill disks just as well as bad disks kill drives"
      Interesting. I "tried" the disk on 2 factory new drives. I wouldn't say these drives were both "bad" from the beginning, since they both played all other zips before. The zip disk was anecdotal evidence not overall proof. My point was that a soul-eating, drive-damaging medium is in the realm of the possible.

      What's the Click of Death? Never heard about it...

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      Code is Speech. No to Censorship.
    16. Re:Two possibilities... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Or in new-zealand, where dvd region codes are illegal and all players *MUST* be region free.

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    17. Re:Two possibilities... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
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    18. Re:Two possibilities... by rkrabath · · Score: 1

      It's even better if you watch it compile. You know, for errors.........

      --
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  7. Killers on the loose by cpsc2005 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'd suggest carefully reading the DVD itself along with the case and any other material. If it says nothing about copy protection, or something like "This DVD smites computers" I'd immediately take it up with the studio that produced the DVD. Try to be nice, but at the same time exacting. If I were you, and there were no notices, or you can clearly prove that these DVD players were stand-alone devices, I'd take it to small claims court and get my $300 bucks back if they don't strike a reasonable deal.

    Don't take no for an answer. Manufacturers should and are held responsible for damage to property under tort law.

    1. Re:Killers on the loose by jcwren · · Score: 5, Funny

      Might be worth "test playing" it on all the DVD players in your local Circuit City and Best Buy. That should get their attention.

  8. Disc balance ? by frumin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The disc could be badly balanced and that's why it would shake and such. It could have damadged the drive mechanism.

    --
    I punched a baby once.
    1. Re:Disc balance ? by MBCook · · Score: 4, Informative
      Something mechanical like this would be my guess. I would think it would have upset the mechanism as the parent said. Making the shaft the DVD sits on slightly crooked or off place, maybe hitting the laser or something so that it doesn't aim/focus correctly. If you're willing, open up the drive (or the drive in the stand alone player) and see if you can see anything. The disc might have scratched the lens or some such. My guess is it's something reparable like that. It may be something you can fix with an adjustment screw and a little time.

      If it is something "good" though (like scratching the lens or something), then go after the manufacturer of the disk or the place that rented it to you (if you rented it) and ask that they do something about it. They should be nice enough. If not, you may want to go through small claims court as another poster suggested. And if you keep the "killer" disc, you'll have great evidence.

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    2. Re:Disc balance ? by cgenman · · Score: 1

      This sounds like the "click of death" that zip drives started developing a few years back. First one drive would click and fail. Then any drive that had a disk from the clicking drive would click and fail. Turns out the read heads were ripping off, which was tearing up the disks, which would then be put in other drives and rip off the read heads, and so on.

    3. Re:Disc balance ? by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 5, Funny

      I tried an 'out of balance' experiment on my CDROM at the workplace once. It was the first time I had access to a 'high speed' CDROM drive (i.e. one faster than 4x). I noticed that it was noisier than any drive I'd encountered before.

      I began by putting progressively larger pieces of tape on a CDROM disk to put the disk 'out of balance' in the drive. It got progressively noisier.

      Then I taped a small metal washer on the CDROM. It spun up and made the whole CPU case shake loudly.

      I had to unplug the computer quickly and use a bent paperclip to extract the CD. It would have been embarassing to explain why the computer in my cubicle was making so much noise.

      --
      resigned
    4. Re:Disc balance ? by alienw · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. DVDs spin at a very low RPM and no disc could possibly damage the mechanism mechanically, regardless of how unbalanced it is.

    5. Re:Disc balance ? by lythotype · · Score: 3, Informative

      You have no idea what you're talking about, do you?

      The infamous "click of death", was not because of "...read heads were ripping off..."

      The following quote is from the link provided above, "The clicking sound itself is nothing more than the sound of the heads being retracted from the cartridge into the drive then immediately reinserted."

    6. Re:Disc balance ? by Nicolae · · Score: 1

      ...it is possible, however rare, for a Zip disk to physically damage the drive by ripping the heads off (The heads snagged on a torn piece of the disk material itself). It's not related to the COD, but it can happen.

    7. Re:Disc balance ? by sndtech · · Score: 1

      the Clicking you hear is an auto cleaning mechanism designed to clear off any oxidation that may occur. zip drives do this if they have trouble reading a disk and if they heads arent attached anymore then ti will result in the clicking sound

    8. Re:Disc balance ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about if you unbalance it by gluing sandpaper (rough side up) to the disk at a height that will impact with the lens?

    9. Re:Disc balance ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean "case" not "CPU."

    10. Re:Disc balance ? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      They weren't ripping off heads, the head armature was bending. It wasn't related to the disks, either, but to the drives which themselves had problems.

      --
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    11. Re:Disc balance ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since he said "CPU case" and not "CPU", I don't think you think at all. Incidentally, there are valid forms of expression that you might not personally like, but you should learn to deal with them. It will help when you stop living with your parents and get a job.

  9. Yep! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    I have a copy of Shaolin Soccer that killed a
    Hitachi dvd player. I tried this copy on my Cyberhome
    player but it refuses to play (suggesting something
    wrong with disk). I got another copy of the movie
    and that copy works okay. Apparently the crap
    Hitachi player had something happen and now it won't
    read any disks.

    1. Re:Yep! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Why the fuck do people
      randomnly ins
      ert breaks in th
      eir fucking posts, e
      h?

    2. Re:Yep! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what happens when you are typing with extrans
      or plain text mode mode and you press enter at the
      end of each line instead of letting word wrap do its
      job. The breaks aren't random; they correspond to
      the size of slashdot's comment box based on a fixed width
      font.

      These are the same people who use the tab key in a
      word processor to indent paragraphs instead of using
      paragraph indent properties, and the same people who
      manually number lists instead of using built in
      numbering support.

    3. Re:Yep! by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      And quite probably the same people who have problems with "broken coffee holders" or "lead too short on the foot pedal", or who add up spreadsheets with a calculator. Not to mention typing out their tables of contents by hand, before instructing an unsuspecting technician to add a sentence that just happened to overflow a page and arse up the TOC. Eventually I reduced the font size in the last paragraph just to keep it from throwing a page break. If I had done it properly, nobody would have learned anything (and I'd have had a bollocking for taking too long to do what was really a complex task that just looked simple). Plus, really properly would have required a 12-bore shotgun. As it was, I got a bollocking for spoiling the document (there was a sort of pattern to events in that job, see if you can spot it ..... ), and some other poor sod had to deal with the TOC. Dunno if he used the shotgun or not though.

      Let 'em breed for a few more generations and there will be Tipp-ex all over monitors.

      --
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    4. Re:Yep! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Obviously it is impossible I'm using a www browser like
      lynx which has no automatic word wrapping. Of
      course that would explain why I wasn't logged in to
      make the original posting too (lynx cookies don't
      work very well and doesn't save the login).


      Yes, I wrote the top post.

    5. Re:Yep! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shaolin Soccer? Yikes. I think what happen was that 'silver lining' in the cloud of bad DVDs...your player got the kiss of death but meanwhile, no Shaolin! ;)

  10. Warped by heat? by dtfinch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the DVD is warped, no longer very flat, it might (?) hit the lens. ???

    1. Re:Warped by heat? by jamesh · · Score: 1

      there would have to be a significant amount of warpage for this to happen. The laser doesn't sit that close to the disc.

  11. Shintaro Blank DVDs by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 4, Informative

    I have seen a warning on the back of Shintaro blank DVDs that says not to use it with Pioneer (some specific models that I can't remember) drives.

    Apparantly unless you put in some after-market firmware the drive will be irrepairably damaged by burning onto these Shintaro blanks.

    Wierd!!!

    --
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    1. Re:Shintaro Blank DVDs by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 3, Informative

      Pioneer DVD burners that max out at less than 4x had problems with 4x media and could spin up too fast and damage the media or the drive.

      A simple firmware fix from Pioneer corrected this problem.

      --
      A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing -- Emo Phillips
    2. Re:Shintaro Blank DVDs by TylerL82 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the "fix" meant burning at just 1x on all non-2x media.
      I could do that myself in software.

    3. Re:Shintaro Blank DVDs by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 1

      Or you could download the hacked firmware that "protects" you from those evil 4x discs AND lets you burn at 2x on ALL media regardless of its intended speed. 200+ discs burnt so far with no problems on that firmware... don't have the link handy here at work, though...

      --
      A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing -- Emo Phillips
  12. Check eBay history for this disc by mnmn · · Score: 1

    And the handle of the purchaser. Might be the little guy working in the rental, the one you gave a bad eye.

    --
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  13. Re:...Spooky man! by shufler · · Score: 1

    It's too bad they're not on DVD yet.

  14. Heard of something similar by Ondo · · Score: 4, Informative

    A similar incident was mentioned on the DVDAuthor users mailing list. Here's a link.

  15. I had a similiar problem with a CD Recorder... by Orion · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It was a nice Sony recorder, except for one little flaw... after you put in a scratched-enough CD, it stopped working forever.

    Here I was, trying to use cdparanoia to recover some CDs, and my drive stopped working.

    It took three RMAs before I finally convinced Sony to stop shipping me back the drive and fix the damn firmware. The next time the firmware was upgraded, and the drive gave several more years of good service (probably still works, wherever it is).

  16. [Off Topic] Reminds me... by GypC · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... of a NIC I once had. It was a run-of-the-mill 3Com 905. Every computer it was installed in, the motherboard burned out within 2 or 3 days. I went through 3 motherboards before I figured out it was the Cursed-NIC-From-Hell.

    I keep it around just so I can stomp on it now and then. It's quite therapeutic.

    1. Re:[Off Topic] Reminds me... by sr180 · · Score: 1
      I had a USB2 Card that fried Video cards in a certain motherboard. Add usb card, boot, computer wouldnt boot. Remove usb2 card, motherboard complains of no video card. Replace video card and computer works until some idiot tries to add the usb2 card again!

      --
      In Soviet Russia the insensitive clod is YOU!
    2. Re:[Off Topic] Reminds me... by sydres · · Score: 1

      had an ati radeon 7000 pci card once (walmart special) installed it in my pc booted up the system worked ok for about ten minutes went to do a reboot and nothing happenedput the old card back in and I got a message from the boot block bios stating that the system bios had been wiped and needed to be reflashed so I did system then worked till I put the radeon back in and killed the bios again. tried the card in another system my dads it booted into win98 fine then started detecting hardware that was not in his system believe it or not it detected the lan card in mine which was several dozen feet away. got my cash back on that card and got an NVIDIA. wierd though

    3. Re:[Off Topic] Reminds me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then started detecting hardware that was not in his system believe it or not it detected the lan card in mine which was several dozen feet away.

      This is how I'm able to play Doom3. My neighbor just bought a new Radeon! Boy was I suprised when windows detected it for me! Maybe it's Bluetooth enabled!

    4. Re:[Off Topic] Reminds me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a BP6 motherboard that ran dual 433's @500 for a while. It sat for a couple months and I set it up again and the hard drive went out. It was no longer recognized. I replaced and it took out the next one too. So I replaced it a third time ( yeah I know I am stuborn ) and the 3rd one started flaking so I pulled it out and had to low level the hard drive to get it working. I still have the 3rd drive running. I think it is still OK. It sucked to have the board eating hard drives. I could have tried the onboard promise controller but it was always a pain so now the board just sits there. Anyone want an old bp6?

    5. Re:[Off Topic] Reminds me... by kidlinux · · Score: 1

      I had a motherboard that caused CPUs to burn out. I went through 2 CPUs before sending the motherboard back. It was tested and found faulty. I got no compensation for my CPUs though.

      And the particular VISA I used to purchase the equipment was the only one that didn't have warantee protection.

      When it rains, it pours ;)

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  17. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know. I know. I would if I could. Fucking brilliant.

  18. I SECOND THAT! MOD UP! by PaulBu · · Score: 1

    ... and I'd ask to make it Insightful, not Funny, but the author is an AC, why would (s)he care! ;-)

    Paul B.

    1. Re:I SECOND THAT! MOD UP! by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Moderation is to make the discussions more interesting. It's not a meritocracy. You're not a 'cooler' person because you have +1. Nobody cares what your real name is. etc. etc.

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    2. Re:I SECOND THAT! MOD UP! by cdrudge · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      So you mean all this karma that I've been accumulating here means nothing?

    3. Re:I SECOND THAT! MOD UP! by aminorex · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not at all. In a future life you will be reincarnated as a VAX emulator.

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    4. Re:I SECOND THAT! MOD UP! by Jorkapp · · Score: 1

      [Obligatory Simpsons Quote, Modified for /.]

      Skinner: Children, I'll be blunt. In the event of a nuclear war our fallout shelter only has room for greatest. As such, we've reserved space for CmdrTaco, CowboyNeal, our 1337 group of Karma whores, and Timothy, but not Hemos.

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    5. Re:I SECOND THAT! MOD UP! by Luigi30 · · Score: 1

      Does that mean that all the other mods get sent to the Sun in a rocket along with Rosie O'Donnell?

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  19. Is it contagous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Back in college I worked as tech support in a computer lab ...
    All of the sudden we had a rash of broken zip drives. After much aggrivation, interagation of users, and many new drives we traced the problem back to one bad zip disk that would kill the zip drive in such manner that the any disk placed in the newly busted drive would kill any drive it was put in such a manner that ...

    Effectively we had a hardware computer virus

    1. Re:Is it contagous? by iantri · · Score: 1

      AKA the infamous "Click of Death".

  20. Re:...Spooky man! by name773 · · Score: 1
  21. I've tried a DVD too by schnits0r · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've tried all my DVDs and they all work fine, and I have suffered absolutely no proble#$#$%$%$#%@#%%@$%@#$%REF$%$F^............NO CARRIER.

    1. Re:I've tried a DVD too by Chemisor · · Score: 2, Funny

      > proble#$#$%$%$#%@#%%@$%@#$%REF$%$F^............NO CARRIER.

      It's so nice to see that not everyone has succumbed to broadband arrogance :)

    2. Re:I've tried a DVD too by nbvb · · Score: 1

      .... except that there is no "." after a NO CARRIER according to the Hayes command set.

      </pedantic>

    3. Re:I've tried a DVD too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oops, ECONNRESET : 'connection reset by peer'

    4. Re:I've tried a DVD too by quenda · · Score: 1

      >> proble#$#$%$%$#%@#%%@$%@#$%REF$%$F^............NO CARRIER.

      > It's so nice to see that not everyone has succumbed to broadband arrogance :)

      Or even using PPP !? How many slashdotters are old enough to understang this gag?
      Thats what you see when using a terminal (emulator) direct to an ancient modem with no error-correction, to a BBS or server. Good for e-mail and usenet. Maybe telnet, if your server has an internet connection. Whats the "web"?

  22. Burn the Priest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't that the name of some thrash metal band?

    1. Re:Burn the Priest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According the metal archives it isn't. I wouldn't be surprised if it was some local band with no released material though.

    2. Re:Burn the Priest by Crazy_MYKL · · Score: 1

      They're Lamb of God now.

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    3. Re:Burn the Priest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and were on this year's Ozzfest, and were quite good, I might add.

  23. Not a DVD but... by floydman · · Score: 2, Informative

    I bought the new Metallica album (St. Anger), and guess what, it ruined my CD player(which was aactually a HIFI system). i tried to read it on my PC CD player. same thing. Now the funny part is that i took it to the music store, who actaully gave me a new copy, and told me this should work with out any problems!!!!(For fuck sake, what do you mean without any problems, its a DAMN CD)

    Luckily my HIFI was still under gurantee.

    Out of the subject, but the album SUCKS big time

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    1. Re:Not a DVD but... by technos · · Score: 4, Funny

      I bought a copy of a Kid Rock album a few years ago, and after opening it and playing through it once I thought it was about the worst thing I had heard since.. Well, probably since Sammy Hagar decided he needed a solo album.

      So I walk back into the Sam Goody and stood around with the case in my hand, flipping it open and closed till I got a sales drone to see me.

      me: Hi, I need to return this.
      drone: I'm sorry, but we don't take returns on opened merchandise. Store policy.
      me: I know what your store policy is. The disc is defective.
      drone: Oh, is it scratched? Sometimes that happens in the packaging process.
      me: Naw, the disc looks fine. But whenever I put it in my player, all I get out of the speakers is noise.
      drone: Wow, I've never heard of that happening.
      me: Only happens with this one disc. The copy of Fleetwood Mac's Rumours I bought here at the same time sounds great.
      drone: Hmm. I think we've still got a couple copies on the shelf, we can exchange it for another.
      me: I'd rather like to return it versus exchange it, because it was supposed to be a gift and I already had to buy an alternate gift in a hurry thanks to it throwing up through my speakers.

      After discussing the model of my player, the fact it also produced garbage when played in my car stereo, the clerk gets his manager to sign off on a refund.

      So I'm up at the register with the salesdrone and the cashier to get my money back.

      clerk: Wow, I don't think I've heard of any problems with that album.
      me: Don't ask me.
      clerk: I ought to go stick it in one of the demo players and see how bad it sounds.
      [clerk hands me my money and a new reciept]
      me: Go for it. Don't put the volume up too loud though, I'll warn you.
      [clerk pops it in a player stuck under the counter, player spins up and starts playing "Cowboy"]
      clerk: Seems to work just fine, that's weird.
      me: Funny, I paid $26 for a CD full of music, I expected music. That sounds like overmodulated static with some profanity thrown in. Not music. It's gotta be defective.

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    2. Re:Not a DVD but... by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1

      Well, there was your problem - you paid $26 for it!

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    3. Re:Not a DVD but... by rikkards · · Score: 1

      That's funny I thought that that album had done something to my hifi too as the the hihats sounded really screwed up. Then I realized it was intentional.

    4. Re:Not a DVD but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bought my Rush 2112 Remaster when they came out back in 97', must has been a bad press because I couldn't rip any songs without jitters, and it gave me a clicking noise, no problem just took it back and got a new one.

    5. Re:Not a DVD but... by yomegaman · · Score: 1

      I also once bought a CD (Lamb) that had problems. It played okay in my stereo but in my computer's drive it would make hella noise when the disk spun up, and I couldn't rip past track 2 without getting errors. I took it back to the store and they exchanged it for a different copy that worked fine. I guess the original disk was out of balance somehow, so it can happen.

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    6. Re:Not a DVD but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you buy albums from THIS ******, there has to be some sort of punishment...

  24. Re:Psst by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

    He thinks it's a conspiracy. If he asked the manufacturer, they'd send out a black van in the night and it's the last he would see of the DVD and the DVD player.

    It's gotta be the MPAA and their wily deeds. He probably has a Star Wars VCD he got from a guy in Hong Kong or something.

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  25. I ran into something simular awhile ago by seann · · Score: 1

    Some person inserted a CD into their laptop and it would not eject.

    He swore it was a bad cd.

    I still don't believe it.

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    1. Re:I ran into something simular awhile ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My iBook just ran into something similar. I grabbed a CD-RW from my folks to copy something from my iBook and put it in, only to hear some of the worst grinding noises from a drive I've ever heard in my life. Sharp staccato churning that wouldn't stop even with eject being pushed repeatedly :)

      It finally ejected, but then the drive didn't recognise any CDs or DVDs I placed in it (Boy was I pissed at the time). Luckily it seemed to come right once I rebooted. I have no idea what the problem was, or why it needed a reset to fix, but it was not nice to meet the cursed CD-RW from hell :)

  26. That's okay... by Nice2Cats · · Score: 2, Funny
    Now the DVD player won't read anything, not the Season 5 disk, none of our other disks...nothing!

    That's okay. Season 6 of "Buffy" is terribly depressing anyway, and Season 7 has the worst writing of the whole show. You've seen the most important parts.

    Finished NetHack yet?

    1. Re:That's okay... by Xaviar21 · · Score: 1

      Whatever. Isn't 7 the one with the musical episode? (read: the only Buffy episode worth watching)

    2. Re:That's okay... by crazney · · Score: 1

      I do believe its season 6, episode 7. 'once more with feeling'. If I recall correctly.

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    3. Re:That's okay... by Roman_(ajvvs) · · Score: 1

      if I could mod the above "+1 disturbingly detailed", I would...

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    4. Re:That's okay... by meringuoid · · Score: 1

      I do believe its season 6, episode 7. 'once more with feeling'. If I recall correctly. You do indeed. Easily the greatest 45 minutes of TV ever.

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    5. Re:That's okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is way O/T, but... While I'm not sure it was the greatest 45 minutes of TV ever, it was, IIRC, the only episode done by Joss Whedon in that series...

    6. Re:That's okay... by drxenos · · Score: 1

      "Quick, Buffy needs backup!" I almost pissed my pants!

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  27. Re:Psst by ibbey · · Score: 1

    Obviously! I mean the manufacturer wouldn't have any reason to lie, would they!

  28. Hmmm by oO+Peeping+Tom+Oo · · Score: 1

    Was it a mini-cd in a slot drive? :p Anyone else remember that case where someone sued apple because their iMacs didn't support those mini-cd-r's?

    1. Re:Hmmm by seann · · Score: 1

      normal sized CD, slot loading powerbook.

      I don't think they ever tried CTRL+APPLE+O+F
      eject cd

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    2. Re:Hmmm by phillymjs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Besides the firmware eject command, there's a very old Mac trick that may still work: Hold down the mouse button on reboot, and wait. The computer used to interpret an extended click-hold during boot that as "eject all ejectable media" or something like that. Last time I used it myself was in the late 90's, to get an external SCSI Zip drive to cough up a bad disk.

      ~Philly

    3. Re:Hmmm by Nermal6693 · · Score: 1

      Still works on my 2003 Power Mac G4.

    4. Re:Hmmm by seann · · Score: 1

      true story, thats the second thing I always try.

      hit eject key
      reboot holding mouse button
      open firmware wootz.

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  29. Check the website of the manufacturers. by ReadAholic · · Score: 1

    If these players were both the same make and model and they both died while watching the same series, the disks probaly have some flakey parts that read like update instructions to the player, they may just need reset to factory specs. Check the website for instructions on how to reset them ( mine is something like - power on - press play and stop at same time - when dvd resets, select settings ). If you can reset these, try the disks again. If they still spork up. look on the manufacturers site for updated firmware, a contact number etc.

    If nothing else return them ( if they arent past warranty ) and get the cheapest player with the features you want. Maybe $40 at Wally World , Circut City etc...

  30. Some players unfreeze by doc+modulo · · Score: 3, Informative

    after you disconnect the power cord for a while.

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    1. Re:Some players unfreeze by hsoft · · Score: 1, Funny

      And most players stop working after you disconnect the power cord for a while...

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    2. Re:Some players unfreeze by I+don't+want+to+spen · · Score: 2, Funny

      My freezer also unfreezes if I remove the power for a while ...

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  31. Let me guess. by Ice+Station+Zebra · · Score: 2, Funny

    You have an apex dvd player or similar cheap comsumer electronic junk. All I can say is what did you expect?

    1. Re:Let me guess. by Ice+Station+Zebra · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Guess I hit a nerve, but the fact remains consumer electronics are for the most part these days junk. Crappy circuit boards, marginal components. I work in the industry I know.

    2. Re:Let me guess. by CdBee · · Score: 1

      Whoever modded this down - most people whose /. UID pre-dates the 6-figure mark tend to be geeks of some considerable standing... and more often than not, worth listening to (unlike me - haha)

      FWIW, past /. stories such as this one prove his point.

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    3. Re:Let me guess. by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You have an apex dvd player or similar cheap comsumer electronic junk. All I can say is what did you expect?

      Last time I checked, ALL DVD players are cheap consumer-grade junk these days. Even the "name-brand" players are made in the same Chinese factories that the cheap "no-name" players are.

      Therefore, I see this as a pretty useless comment. It's not like someone buying a Yugo, instead of a Honda or Toyota, and then complaining it breaks down too much. There isn't much choice with consumer electronics.

    4. Re:Let me guess. by Vengeance · · Score: 1

      No, not all... Just the affordable ones.

      If you're willing to spend a few hundred bucks, or better yet part with a grand and a half, there are some quite nice players available, with better quality for both audio and video than you get with the run-of-the-mill players. Try a higher-end Denon, for example, like a 2900 or (better yet) a 5900.

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    5. Re:Let me guess. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I don't see the point of spending that kind of cash on a DVD player, when no real person can tell the difference in quality between it and a normal (progressive scan capable) player. (Yes, I know idiotic "audiophiles" claim to hear better sound by putting $1000 rubber dots on their walls, but anyone who believes in that crap is a fool.)

      I can buy 30 regular DVD players for that price.

    6. Re:Let me guess. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dont forget to put sound deading material on your skull....otherwise you will get echos.

  32. Re:Psst by cookiepus · · Score: 1

    Lie about what? "I played this DVD now my player is fucked" is a typical customer support issue. They want him to be happy, right?

  33. It can happen! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you have a dvd player that is firmware upgradable via disc, it is entirely conceivable that a rogue dvd could under the right circumstances cause you dvd player to initiate a firmware load and bork your machine.

  34. The problem was you bought a Kid Rock CD. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:The problem was you bought a Kid Rock CD. by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe, but the record companies have promoted this "music" as being very good, when it is, in fact, trash.

      The root of the problem is the fact that you're not (normally) allowed to return music after having listened to it. How are you supposed to know if it's any good if you can't listen to it beforehand?

      If I go to Wal-Mart and buy a DVD player, or a stereo, or a power tool, I can bring it home, try it out, decide I don't like it, and put it back in the box and return it for a full refund. Most stores will allow this on most items. But not, curiously, for music, even though the act of playing a CD does not damage the disc in any way, and it can be re-shrinkwrapped and sold again, provided it wasn't scratched or mishandled.

    2. Re:The problem was you bought a Kid Rock CD. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't listen to a CD you want before you buy it in America ? You can do that here (and everywhere I've been sofar) in every single recordstore I've been to ... weird.

    3. Re:The problem was you bought a Kid Rock CD. by spoco2 · · Score: 1

      Man, we here in Australia must be in some kind of utopia... becuase in most CD stores you can listen to the albums before you buy them... how about that.

      No, wait... I've lived in America... and you can do it there too, so we're not the only ones.

      So... maybe you should start at least giving a cursury listen to a cd before you buy it... otherwise it's really your own fault you bought a shit cd. I could have told you that just because it was by Kid Rock for f*cks sake.

    4. Re:The problem was you bought a Kid Rock CD. by a24061 · · Score: 1
      The root of the problem is the fact that you're not (normally) allowed to return music after having listened to it. How are you supposed to know if it's any good if you can't listen to it beforehand?

      Well, you're certainly not supposed to share files over teh interweb, because that would be piracy and evil!

    5. Re:The problem was you bought a Kid Rock CD. by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh, it's much worse than that.
      You see, software vendors claim that when you buy software, it's not the media that you purchase, but the software product itself. This is the argument that they make against copying the ones and zeros that are on the media: That the media itself just carries their product.

      Then, if their software product fails to work as advertised, or causes damage to your core OS or hardware, then they limit their liability to the cost of replacement media , claiming that the media is the extent of their product and its liability. That's why you can't return defective software to the store unless the MEDIA is scratched or damaged. They're getting it both ways, and not only do they sell their product for hundreds of dollars in many cases, but if it's buggy there isn't anything you can do to get your money back. I bought a game lately, Pirates Of the Carribean by Bethesda software. It had a bug which caused it to render a flat blue color over texels instead of texturing them with data. This made the game impossible to play. You couldn't see anything. I checked their site for a patch, and eleven months after the release date, there was still no patch. I called their tech support line, and I was told to wait, and that maybe there would be a patch, since other people had complained of the same problem. I figured that on a movie franchise game if they hadn't patched it within 11 months, it was over. No patch. I tried returning it to the store, no dice- I had opened it and they would only exchange it for the exact same product. So I called Bethesda and asked for a refund and they said that all they could do was send me a replacement media for 20 bucks. Nice. Then when the same companies argue DRM, suddenly their product is the ones and zeroes that don't FREAKING PRODUCE THE IMAGES SHOWN ON THE BOX . Before, it was the disk!

  35. Is the disc warped or uneven? by the_brat_king · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If the disc is warped, uneven, or unbalanced, it will cause DVD player failure. I know this because we've been through 6 DVD players in 3 1/2 years. My wife gets children's movies for my daughter from the library, they put stickers on them (on the center hub)... when these stickers are not placed on correctly they cause the disc to wobble, this kills motors dead.

    Listen to the drive when you put a disc in, can you hear the disc spin up? If not, you've fried your motor, if so it's most likely a firmware issue. Since you've killed two DVD players though, it's more likely that the problem is the motor fried.

    1. Re:Is the disc warped or uneven? by leperkuhn · · Score: 1

      don't listen, just take the cover off. beware the eye mangling laser.

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  36. Have you tried something as simple by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As powercycling the DVD player?

    Either mechanical damage was done, or possibly a misauthored disc caused the DVD players' firmware to crash. (The fact that it killed a computer's DVD player too sounds odd though...)

    If it's a misauthored disc, then simply powercycling may fix the problem. I mean a COMPLETE power cycle - unplug it, wait 2-3 minutes (sometimes more depending on what sort of memory backup features it might have), plug it back in.

    I had this problem happen shortly after getting a DVD-R drive, one of my DVDs crashed the player. I thought it was broken at first, but a complete powercycle fixed it.

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  37. My car stopped working! by CMiYC · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The other day I was driving around in my car and it stopped running. While it was being repaired I was driving another car that stopped running too! I'm pretty sure that I'm the cause of it.

    See where I'm going with this?

    Nobody has suggested the extremely obvious possibility: both DVD drives failed. Perhaps they were going to fail for some time but they didn't start showing problems until you played a dual-layer DVD.

    Its highly unlikely anything about that disc could "damage" your DVD drives. Its far more likely that both drives were near their failure point and failed by coincidence.

    1. Re:My car stopped working! by anakin357 · · Score: 3, Funny

      The other day I was driving around in my car and it stopped running. While it was being repaired I was driving another car that stopped running too! I'm pretty sure that I'm the cause of it. See where I'm going with this? Yes I do. I have seen women drive before.

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    2. Re:My car stopped working! by quenda · · Score: 1

      > Nobody has suggested the extremely obvious possibility: both DVD drives failed.

      Maybe thats because its obvious? And uninteresting.
      In maths, this is called the "trivial solution".

      > Its highly unlikely ... Its far more likely

      Do you have any justification for that assertion?

  38. Re:...Spooky man! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They definitely are. I saw it for sale somewhere.

  39. How about telling us the name of the DVD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can help prevent this from happening to others.

    1. Re:How about telling us the name of the DVD? by Gax · · Score: 0

      >How about telling us the name of the DVD?
      >You can help prevent this from happening to >others.

      We call it Barney.

  40. Off Balance by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Most likely its off balance and just ate the bearings in either the spindle or overworked the stepper for the read head..

    Were they still under warranty perhaps? Or you might get lucky and be able to swap the drives,like you can in many Apex units..

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  41. Mission Impossible 2 killed my DVD player by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Due to anti-piracy efforts not all dvd's work on all players... Some dvd's even have the potential to corrupt or crash the dvd player's flashed software (It is sometimes hard to imagine that there is software running in that little box, but there is!)

    DVD's that I have had problems with:
    Mission Impossible 2 (killed dvd player)
    Disney's Atlantis (not usable by dvd player)

    Strangley enough I have also experienced dvd's that fix the dvd player! My best guess is it somehow removed segments stuck in the players flash memory that were causing the dvd player problems. Whenever my dvd player starts acting up, I pop in a copy of "Dungeons and Dragons" then getting better results on my other dvds :-)

  42. Mod parent "insightful", not "funny" by hopethishelps · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Might be worth "test playing" it on all the DVD players in your local Circuit City and Best Buy. That should get their attention.

    That is a damn good idea! - the best and most useful comment on this topic. Try it, and tell us what happens.

    1. Re:Mod parent "insightful", not "funny" by kcb93x · · Score: 1

      I'd say wherever he bought it, try it out....

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  43. Zoran Vaddis III IV V power usage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These chips are very common in DVD players. They use approximately 1.2 Watts. Standby power draw is 160 milli Watts. In light of these facts, you'll have to come up with a better theory than the DVD decoder chip is overheating.

    But it did make me laugh to see your confusion.

  44. Creating a Killer? by Renraku · · Score: 1

    Think about it.

    I remember there used to be killer floppy disks you could make that would give no indication that it had just killed the floppy drive.

    Could it be the same thing with this? Maybe a CD to play the video clip from "The Ring" and kill the player?

    How would you go about making a CD that isn't too suspicious that would kill CD/DVD players?

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    1. Re:Creating a Killer? by ajs318 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      CD players aren't as smart as DVD players. The data on a CD is just unencrypted PCM audio. 16 bits per sample, 2 channels, 44100 samples a second. But back in the day when CDs were invented, nobody thought it was important to be able to lock out competitors from manufacturing compatible media and equipment. Indeed, the specification was published -- in a certain volume with a rather fetching scarlet cover, the title of which escapes me -- specifically in order to allow everyone to be able to make CDs and players. Yes, even Fred in the Shed, if he had a particularly-well-equipped shed.

      The bad news is that the pits and lands do not correspond directly to zeros and ones, but the good news is that it's "just" "simple" cross-interleaved Reeds code, for error correction, and if you are supremely foolha^H^H^H^H^H^Hconfident, you can just parse the "data" bits from the "parity" bits and feed them into your DACs. But it's not hard to build a simple logic matrix that does the error detection and correction.

      CD-ROM uses an ingenious modification, where some of the error-proofing bits are replaced by addressing bits. This gives 2048-byte sectors and also has the advantage that the error-correction will be so shot to pieces, that any decent decoder will just spit out all zeros -- which will sound like silence. (Don't attempt to verify this using headphones, since a badly-implemented decoder could produce anything from DC to full-volume static).

      For DVD, other concerns (like the movie studios making as much money as possible whether or not it might be morally justifiable) prevailed over not treating the people who pay your wages like shit. So while the disc itself is based physically on the original HDCD specification, the data is unnecessarily munged. (For instance, the audio/video data on a movie DVD is encrypted; although the rightful owner of a DVD is automatically entitled to decrypt it, by virtue of ownership, and may use reasonable force in pursuit of that right, so it serves fuck-all purpose except making life awkward for the person in the street.) And it's possible that there might be the ability to upgrade firmware by having a certain named file on the DVD, though the details would vary from one make of machine to another. One would hope that a sanity-check would be performed on the data first, and then (and only then) would the firmware be upgraded -- ideally, also depending upon some deliberate action by the user.

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    2. Re:Creating a Killer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Killer floppy disks? The only thing like that which I remember was the old Jolly Roger classic to scrape the phosphorus off ~100 non-safety matches and glue this residue to the internal magnetic disc.

      Can't say that this "would give no indication" however...

      (this post is for informational purposes only)

  45. Not the same, but... by pacslash · · Score: 1

    I had an SVCD that stopped playing after about 10 minutes on my Apex DVD player ($50cdn). The audio was still fine, but the video reminded me of a VCR with the tracking off. To this day, it will not play that SVCD, but every other disc works fine. Also, that disc works fine on every other DVD device in the house. Bizarre.

  46. Second that ... by gstoddart · · Score: 1
    There are also often firmware updates for non-computer based DVD players as well.


    Firmware incompatibilities have been around for quite a while.

    Computer based DVDs get to fudge the spec a little more. Sometimes disks will have known incompatibilities with certain players.

    Several years ago I had my Toshiba DVD player die a painful death as a result of a firmware problem on one of the Aliens disks. Someting on the DVD hosed the firware so bad, the machine needed to be sent out for repair.

    Cheers

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  47. Heat by CmdrPorno · · Score: 2, Informative

    It sounds as if you may have used the DVD player for an extended period of time. Heat buildup may be the cause of the failure. That's no excuse, but it's the best explanation I can come up with. I know this was a huge problem with my first DVD player (Panasonic DVD-A110), but I never experienced it probably due to infrequent use.

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  48. Reminds me of GEB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone remember the phonograph destroying records contest between the tortise and the crab?

  49. Re:Psst by ibbey · · Score: 1

    No, they don't really give a damn if he's happy, they just want his money.

    Did you ever watch Fight Club? There's a great scene where Edward Norton's character is describing his job:

    JACK (V.O.)
    On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

    Two TECHNICIANS lead Jack to the BURNT-OUT SHELL of a WRECKED AUTOMOBILE. Jack sets down his briefcase, opens it and starts to make notes on a CLIP BOARDED FORM.

    JACK (V.O.)
    I'm a recall coordinator. My job is to apply the formula. It's a story problem.

    TECHNICIAN #1
    Here's where the infant went through the windshield. Three points.

    JACK (V.O.)
    A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 miles per hour. The rear differential locks up.

    TECHNICIAN #2
    The teenager's braces around the backseat ashtray would make a good "anti-smoking" ad.

    JACK (V.O.)
    The car crushes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now: do we initiate a recall?

    TECHNICIAN #1
    The father's must've been huge. See how the fat burnt into the driver's seat with the polyester shirt? Very "modern art".

    JACK (V.O.)
    Take the number of vehicles in the field (A), multiply it by the probable rate of failure (B), then multiply the result by the average out-of-court settlement (C). A times B times C equals X...

    CUT TO:

    INT. AIRPLANE CABIN - MOVING DOWN RUNWAY - NIGHT

    Jack is speaking to the BUSINESSWOMAN next to him.

    JACK
    If X is less that the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

    BUSINESSWOMAN
    Are there a lot of these kinds of accident?

    JACK
    You wouldn't believe.

    BUSINESSWOMAN
    Which car company do you work for?

    JACK
    A major one.


    The same formula works for any other product. Sure, the manufacturer would prefer that the customer is happy, so long as it doesn't hurt the bottom line.

    You're right, the poster should contact the manufacturers, but don't expect that the results will be quite as rosy as you seem to imply. Most likely, the DVD publisher will happily send him a new disk 5. But, assuming he does get a replacement disk, is he going to risk yet another dvd player by actually playing it?

    Beyond that, it's doubtful that he'll get a new DVD player without taking them to court. Even if he goes to court, it's going to be a tough case to prove. Sure, the guy has two dead dvd players, but how can he prove they were killed by the dvd? He could play the dvd in a third dvd player in court, but what if it dooesn't kill that one? The judge isn't going to be happy waiting around while you play the dvd dozens of times hoping it eventually kills another dvd player. Even if you win, you've had to destroy another dvd player in court to do so, so now you're out three dvd players-- and I don't believe court costs are typically rewarded in small claims court, so that third dvd player comes out of your pocket regardless...

    As for "Why would you ask Slashdot?", arming himself with even anecdotal evidence that other people are having the smae problem, he can drop those three magic words: "class action lawsuit". While his results are still far from guaranteed, he has at least a bit more leverage to use in his dealings.

  50. Possible cause by RealErmine · · Score: 2, Funny

    DVDs that conform to the standard spec are only encoded with a series of zeros and ones. It is possible that this disk accidently included a two, confusing the playback hardware.

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    1. Re:Possible cause by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Call it an unfair generalization, but if you drive a car in Massachusetts then I hate you.

      Damn! I drove about 20 miles in Massachusetts about a month ago. It was western Massachusetts only, could you ever forgive me?

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      Ooh, a sarcasm detector. Oh, that's a real useful invention.
    2. Re:Possible cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. No 1's and 0's on a DVD. Only an FM-Pattern...

  51. Not exactly a "very low" RPM by mbessey · · Score: 1

    I don't think I'd say that DVD's rotate at a "very low" RPM. At 1x speeds, a DVD rotates at about 1500 RPM at the outside edge. A computer DVD player can get up to over 10k RPM. That's pretty insane for a little plastic disk and a precision laser assembly that needs to sit very near the surface of the disk.

    I'd think that physical damage to the inside of the player is very possible, even at the low end of the speed range.

    1. Re:Not exactly a "very low" RPM by Discotechnica · · Score: 0

      The angular velocity, as measured sometimes by RPM, is CONSTANT over a rigid body. If your DVDs are experiencing different RPMs at the ourside edge than at the centre then i'd strongly suggest laying off the goofballs.

    2. Re:Not exactly a "very low" RPM by mbessey · · Score: 1

      You don't know much about DVD or CD recording, do you? Look up the terms CAV and CVL. All pressed DVD's and CD's are recorded with a constant linear velocity. This means that the spindle motor actually varies in speed depending on where on the disk you're reading.

    3. Re:Not exactly a "very low" RPM by Discotechnica · · Score: 0

      Sorry about that, I didn't realise you were talking about the speed when the outside edge was being read. The way it was originally written made me think someone was stupid enough to think RPMs varied across the disk at any one particular instance in time.

    4. Re:Not exactly a "very low" RPM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You don't know much about DVD or CD recording, do you?

      He might. You'll notice he specified 1500 RPM "at the edge of the disk"--which could have the (admittedly unconventional) meaning of the inner edge of the data spiral. Or he means that different parts of the disc spin at different rotational velocities, and that it's therefore not solid.....
    5. Re:Not exactly a "very low" RPM by alienw · · Score: 1

      I don't know what the exact RPM is, but the disks aren't heavy enough to bend the shaft of the motor (which is about the only thing which could get damaged), even at 1500 RPM.

  52. was it a Star Trek DVD? by nashira · · Score: 1

    Because I had trouble with them, too. I played it on one DVD, jumped, then got stuck. I couldn't even eject the disc. Then I tried to play it on another DVD palyer and the same thing happened. I'm sorry I'm being empathic (as in "girls talk empathic) (I'm a girl, are you?)instead of being useful.. And it also it stroke me as extremely curious that you didn't mention what "sci-fi" series you were watching. Anyways... Good luck.

    1. Re:was it a Star Trek DVD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't mention what he was watching because it was ET - The Extra Testicle.

  53. Can DVDs Kill DVD Players? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was anyone else reminded of the discussion in Douglas R. Hofstadter's "Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid" (from 1979) about whether one could create an LP which would destroy a record player when played? As I recall, a minor arms-race developed between the Tortise and Achilles with each developing increasingly 'hardened' phonographs & 'lethal' records.

  54. Vindictive copy protection by elegie · · Score: 1

    In the past, there may have been instances of floppy disks deliberately designed to damage drives. The disk would be physically damaged in a location which was not normally used (but which presumably would be accessed when copying the disk.) Accessing this part of the disk would damage the drive head. However, developers were held liable for damages (and rightly so) and this technique is not used anymore.

    Vinyl phonorecords and videotapes can affect the user's player, because a critical part of the player is in contact with the media. However, this should not be an issue with DVD discs that are read with a laser beam. (At least in the past, videotapes from library collections sometimes included a warning label. The label warned that the library would not be responsible for damage caused to the user's player.)