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Home Defense, Geek Style?

Yo Maing writes "So my mom got lives alone, and got her car broken into last night. We have a motion sensor light in the driveway, and the car has an alarm but apparently both of these deterrents were ineffective. Crime has been rising around her neighborhood, and only action the police can take is to file a report. So I ask you, Geeks of Slashdot, what tricks do you guys have to defend yours and your loved ones homes against crimes like this? Not looking for anything that would get someone injured, but more in the area of detection and repulsion. Anyone have a holographic Yeti generator to scare away intruders? :)"

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  1. Don't be a metrosexual by taxman_10m · · Score: 5, Funny

    Buy a gun.

    1. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Randy+Wang · · Score: 5, Funny

      Buy a phaser.

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    2. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by renehollan · · Score: 4, Informative
      Well, the questioner didn't want anyone injured, but I concur. I would howver qualify that suggestion with:

      Take a firearm safety course.

      Take a course to teach you how to handle a firearm effectively.

      Know thyself. Under what circumstances will you point a loaded, deadly, weapon at someone? Under what circumstances will you shoot them? When your home is being invaded is not the time to ask such questions.

      Have other family members take firearm safety / firearm effectiveness courses.

      Select the weapons of choice. I happen to like shotguns: you don't miss, and you'll think twice before you riddle your home with shot. They're safer for the neighbors too. Of course, at close range, rifles offer a cleaner shot, and a greater opportunity to not kill. A handgun? I'm not that good of a shot and I don't like home intruders that close. YMMV.

      Get instructions in the use of your selected weapon.

      Apply for the necessary permits.

      Wait.

      Purchase your weapons.

      Practice. I'm serious. You need to "be one" with it and comfortable with how it handles, discharges, kicks, etc.

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    3. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by TykeClone · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or disintegrate - they can't prove anything with all the evidence disintegrated.

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    4. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
      Not going to argue with gun ownership. It's in the constitution. But I have to disagree with some of your other assertions:

      No, I abhor government help, and find private charity in the U.S. extremely generous to those who have just had a bad run of bad luck.
      Private charity only goes so far. It doesn't nearly cover the needs out there. And not everyone who's poor is just lazy. I know plently of hard-working people who are sinking deeper and deeper into debt.

      For all the "social programs" I've seen in places like Canada, they;re all ineffective hollow promise, with expensive tax burdens, that fatten some asshole politicians.
      Clearly the current tax system is corrupt. But the pork-barreling in social programs is nothing compared to the Pentagon/"Defense"/"Homeland Security" sector.
      I think a quote from Eisenhower is appropriate:

      Until the latest of our world conflicts, the United States had no armaments industry. American makers of plowshares could, with time and as required, make swords as well. But now we can no longer risk emergency improvisation of national defense; we have been compelled to create a permanent armaments industry of vast proportions. Added to this, three and a half million men and women are directly engaged in the defense establishment. We annually spend on military security more than the net income of all United State corporations.

      This conjunction of an immense military establishment and a large arms industry is new in the American experience. The total influence-economic, political, even spiritual-is felt in every city, every state house, every office of the Federal government. We recognize the imperative need for this development. Yet we must not fail to comprehend its grave implications. Our toil, resources and livelihood are all involved; so is the very structure of our society.

      In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist.

      From his Farewell Speech, 1961
    5. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by VivianC · · Score: 5, Funny

      In many countries you'll go to jail if you shoot an unarmed intruder. Kill them knowing they're unarmed and most European countries will see you on a murder charge.

      What? You don't keep any knives in your kitchen? Just put one in the dead guy's hand before you call the cops. Make sure you get left and right prints on it, in case the guy is a lefty. Unarmed problem solved. "He grabbed a knife from my barbeque/garage/sink and came after me. What else could I do?"

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    6. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by BurritoWarrior · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "A gun kept in the home is 22 times more likely to kill a family member or a friend than it is to be used against an intruder" - Arthur Kellermann, MD, New England Journal of Medicine, 1998

      So is a knife. And it is used more frequently to kill people in disputes.

      But that doesn't make for good drama (often called News), does it?

      You should keep your firearm properly secured, but loaded.

    7. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by BasilBrush · · Score: 3, Funny

      You've been watching too much Columbo. Try leaving your house once in a while.

    8. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by spike+hay · · Score: 4, Informative

      German shepards. I have a diabetic cousin that has one. This dog has pawed at her face to keep her awake when she has started to go into diabetic comas. It even frightened off a prowler once.

      Also, it dilligently watches their baby, and even gently plays with it.

      German Shepards are extremely intimidating, yet intelligent and friendly dogs. Excellent with children. They are not mindless attack dogs like pit bulls. Shepards always know who to attack and when.

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    9. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by dubiousmike · · Score: 3, Interesting

      you all modded the parent up as funny, but really you should have modded her up as informative. It isn't the act that sends you to jail, its the intent. Just like an insurance claim - if you light your curtains on fire from your hand, it is arson; if it is from a candle, it is an accident. dousing your couch with lighter fluid and lighting it up, arson - f"falling asleep" with french fries cooking in the fryalator on the kitchen counter, accident - albeit with plenty on stupidity. Insurance companies pay for accidents, not arson. its all about intent. you go to jail for murder, but not necessarily killing someone.

    10. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by sporktoast · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm as geeky as the next slashdotter, so I'm down with spending $1000 on a color laser printer. But I don't really see how that's gonna help you defend your home.

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    11. Re:Don't be a metrosexual by LikelyStory · · Score: 3, Informative

      Pit bulls are *potentially* much more dangerous, because of their breed, than are other types of dogs, and here's the reason. Canids have an instinct, that when their opponent surrenders, they stop attacking. But Pit bulls have had this instinct bred out of them. Pits will not surrender, and will not stop attacking. But pits are usually really friendly to people - excessively so, so much that they make poor guard dogs. They were bred to fight other dogs. But f'ed-up types can train them to regard people as their target, too. These dogs are eager to please their owners, so if that's what he wants... Then you have something really, really, really dangerous. Because when they attack they don't stop until something is dead. So a pit bull makes a terrible choice for a guard dog. It's not what they were bred for. German Shepards, on the other hand, have excellent guard instincts. You can stop a well-trained German from attacking with a command. Pits don't listen to that command: they are constitutionally incapable of it, bred for centuries for their much-admired refusal to give up fighting. A half-dead Pit will attempt to keep fighting. Still a pit doesn't normally attack people, only other dogs, unless it has been mistrained. Of course you can mistrain a German Shepard too. But to suggest there is no inherent difference in the breed characteristics is irresponsible.

  2. Good question.. by panic911 · · Score: 5, Funny

    First I would suggest watching Home Alone 1. That kid is pretty damn clever and easily fended off joe pesci and that ugly guy. Next I would buy an outdoor webcam with some motion detection software.

    1. Re:Good question.. by spellraiser · · Score: 5, Funny
      I have just been asked to relay the following letter:

      Dear punk,

      I am NOT ugly. You sonnofabitch. Your geek ass better have some good home defense, because I am coming over there to KICK YOUR ASS!

      Sincerely,
      Daniel Stern

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    2. Re:Good question.. by DaveOke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Webcam? God no!!!! Cameras are pretty useless when it comes to stuff like this. All they do is say, "Yep... someone stole the car!" Being someone that installs alarms and CCTV systems, here's some steps you could take:

      First you should install a photo beam across your driveway and use EOL resistors to detect tampering. Have it connected to a outdoor/indoor siren to alert the homeowner and the neighbours. Use a self or central monitoring service to alert a pager. Use a decent system like Paradox and avoid mickey mouse systems like radio shack.

      Also, this is probably the wrong place to come to ask about home security.

  3. Dog by flossie · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you don't have any pets, consider getting a dog.

    1. Re:Dog by kfg · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or a Cheetah if you're a cat person.

      KFG

    2. Re:Dog by Veridium · · Score: 5, Informative

      I highly recommend this route. To avoid having to go through training issues and increasing demand on the puppy factories out there, seriously consider looking into a rescue dog. These are dogs that typically are taken from shelters before their time runs out. The volunteers who run rescues tend to pick dogs who have exceptional traits like intelligence, affectionate, etc...

      In the rescue system, they are typically potty trained, given obedience classes, speyed or neutered, screened for diseases, full immunizations, and are socialized with other dogs. I adopted a 2 year old pit bull a few years back(I went to see a germen shepherd but this dog suckered me). I couldn't have asked for a better dog. She came potty trained(mostly) with basic obedience training and she's extremely loyal. She does really good with my infant children and she scares the crap out of strangers.

      I highly recommend rescue dogs after this experience.

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    3. Re:Dog by spectral · · Score: 3, Funny

      Would an AIBO work? Dog AND geeky. I dont' know if they bark though.

    4. Re:Dog by pyros · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dogs are for weenies. What you really want is a guard baboon. Seriously, who's going to mess with this?

    5. Re:Dog by gricholson75 · · Score: 4, Funny

      NOTE: The baboon will not wear diapers.

    6. Re:Dog by Binky+The+Oracle · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I talked about my rescued German Shepherd earlier in this thread (up in the shotgun discussion) and what you say is very true. Our GSD was abandoned and possibly abused. Yet within 24 hours she was definitely my dog - she bonded with both me and my wife, and almost immediately started protecting the house.

      She was approximately 4-5 years old when we got her, and had seen some hard times (worn teeth, heartworms, etc.) but she's been a fantastic dog and everyone in my family keeps trying to steal her from me.

      Not too bad for a dog that we were just taking in to prevent having her put down while we looked for someone to adopt her.

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    7. Re:Dog by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 5, Funny

      Too agressive. The last one we elected, invaded Iraq on some rather flimsy evidence of WMDs.

    8. Re:Dog by DissidentHere · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Amen! There are tons of great dogs looking for good faimlies. Usually, the dogs are great, but the familiy couldn't take care of them correctly (and thankfully recognized this), had to move, or just realized that they aren't 'dog peope'.

      An important note though - while many rescue dogs have gone through some obedience training, as an owner/caretaker one really should do obedience with the dog personally. Obedience training is as much about training the trainer as it is about training the dog. This is mostly because you need to be consistentant with the dog, even after is obedience class is over. If the dog doesn't follow directions, its usually because the human isn't giving them correctly/consistantly.

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  4. Great by mkro · · Score: 3, Funny

    Summary of all the "Home Alone" movies in 3... 2... 1...

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    1. Re:Great by AuMatar · · Score: 3, Funny

      You forgot the flushing sound at the end of the third as his career went down the toilet.

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  5. Ninja Style by ChopsMIDI · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wait on the roof dressed in all black with my ninja sword.

    That's worked pretty well for a few years.

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    1. Re:Ninja Style by ChopsMIDI · · Score: 4, Funny

      So I'm waiting there....yada yada yada....there's blood everywhere.

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    2. Re:Ninja Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny


      His mom finally caught him ;-)

    3. Re:Ninja Style by Nahor · · Score: 4, Funny

      After all the pizzas he ate waiting on the roof, the belly started to show up between the pants and the shirt. Then he didn't look credible anymore.

    4. Re:Ninja Style by FyRE666 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Fair enough, but can you swing the nunbchuks like this dude?

  6. Location, location, location.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I live on an air force base. No problems. :)

    1. Re:Location, location, location.... by AmigaAvenger · · Score: 4, Informative
      umm, ok... military bases have crime rates that are just as high, if not higher, then the surrounding areas...

      a quick search shows some of the BEST navy bases, they are fairly high for your average town of that size population.

      Navy Times base report

  7. If you're American... by rokzy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Guns. Lots of guns.

  8. Shotgun traps by w.p.richardson · · Score: 4, Funny
    and land mines in the front yard are effective deterrents, especially if advertised conspicuously.

    Geek it up some by controlling the shotgun trap with an old pentium running BSD.

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  9. arm yourself, no more worries! by AmigaAvenger · · Score: 3, Informative

    Shotguns - a good shotgun, all you need for close range theft deterrent!

    1. Re:arm yourself, no more worries! by rw2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      England, where it's all but impossible to legally own a gun.

      So, according to my buddy in England who I just IMed he says that's not true. He says to my question "how hard is it to get a gun license", "not so hard as long as you are clean, paperwork mostly"

      Further, I notice on the page you link that England has a high rate of muggings and such. The US is still spanks them at homicide.

      And in Australia, where guns are also almost impossible to legally own, criminals that can't get guns have been resorting to swords (which some Aussies want banned now) or crossbows (as per the story about a man's life being saved by his cell phone).

      I'll take my chances against someone with a sword versus someone surprising me with a pistol. In any case, it is also false that it is anything like virtually impossible to get a gun in .au

      The rules there are that the prospective owner be over 18, complete a safety course and demonstrate himself to be "fit and proper". Fit an proper is defined as not mentally ill, not a recently released (i.e. ten years) felon and that he's able to properly secure his weapons.

      As to a fight against an oppressive government

      This is a red herring and I wish gun rights folks (as I myself am) would stop using it. There is no way a pistol is going to take back the country from armored humvees, balckhawk helicopters and laser guided munitions. It simply will not happen.

      The second ammendment is designed to allow the states to form militias and that is still the only way that people would ever be able to beat the federal government. And if they do, it won't be with the junk they have laying in their basements (hopefully in a safe bolted to the floor).

  10. Never fails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    drive a yugo

  11. Yes, we all noticed by Jeffv323 · · Score: 5, Funny

    the extra "got" in his first sentence. Now everybody move along now.

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  12. Texas style home defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My cousin in Texas has outdoor motion sensors around his house, hooked up to a PA system than when activated, play a recording of a pump shotgun being cocked. It sounds real as hell, and you can't really tell where the sound is coming from.

    1. Re:Texas style home defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, so -that's- what it is. Thanks, until now I've been too afraid to bust in there and take his DVD player.

  13. Not a holo-yeti... by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 5, Funny


    How bout a full sized cardboard cut-out of goatse in the front hallway? I'd run....

    1. Re:Not a holo-yeti... by rampant+mac · · Score: 5, Funny
      "How bout a full sized cardboard cut-out of goatse in the front hallway? I'd run...."

      Depending on what was "cut-out", it could double as a mail drop too. Even oversized packages could easily fit. *shudder*

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  14. Don't injure trespassers... by lothar97 · · Score: 4, Informative
    You'll get in a lot of trouble. I'm an IP attorney, but all of us have to learn about trespass & defense of property in law school. This blurb from the Utah Cooperative Wildlife Management Association sums up the law on this aspect pretty well.

    The duty of care owned by landowner or person in charge to a trespasser is to refrain from willfully, maliciously or recklessly injuring them. In other words, a landowner or person in charge cannot set traps for trespassers. A trap is a hazard that is known to the landowner or person in charge, but concealed to others. If a trespasser is injured by a trap, the landowner is open to liability for the injury, even though the trespasser violated he law by trespassing. The following have been held unlawful traps for which the landowner can be held responsible: (1) setting a spring gun, (2) creating obstacles on a public roadway, (3) installing a cable gate across a private road known to be used by he public. To reduce he liability risks for #3, the road should be posted as private access. If a cable or chain is used o close a road, it should be flagged with brightly colored flags or other materials.

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    1. Re:Don't injure trespassers... by ricotest · · Score: 3, Funny

      Looks like that kid from Home Alone is liable quite heavil. Is there a rule against a gigantic paint shelf trap?

  15. Get a dog by rustin_ross · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Studies have shown a dog with a good bark scares away most would-be attackers. There have also been studies showing dog companionship actually lowers the blood pressure of seniors.

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  16. Go minimalist by smoyer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you don't have anything of value, then you don't have to worry about someone ripping off your valuables. The things in life that are worthwhile are rarely tangible. If you're living in the crossfire of someone else's greed ... Move!

  17. Don't overthink by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Interesting
    IMO, this isn't an area where there's going to be some trick that's going to magically solve the problem. The best solutions are the time-honored solutions.

    It sounds like you're concerned primarily with property crime, yes? That's actually pretty darn easy to prevent if you think about it logically. Don't leave anything in your car if you park it outside. Keep your garage door closed even during the day so people can't see in. Plant thorney bushes under the windows. Put up a couple of flood lights to take out the shadows in your yard. Keep your yard neat so it's obvious somebody lives there.

    In terms of detection, nothing beats a well-trained dog. Train 'em to give a couple of barks whenever someone enters the yard (although just a couple so it doesn't get irritating).

    This isn't a complicated problem, but as with a lot of things the best solutions are the obvious solutions.

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    1. Re:Don't overthink by geekschmoe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Don't leave anything in your car if you park it outside.

      That's the best advice right there. This includes receipts or little papers. I was the victim of identity theft auto theft. They broke into my truck that was 100% spotless cleaned (i had just cleaned it). When I came out to my truck the seats and floor were COVERED with junk: receipts, papers, small items, old cd's, a smart media card, etc.

      I thought "these people are stupid, this media card's worth like $30", and didn't report it. I just thought they didn't find anything. Then I saw on the news that my part of town has had numerous break-ins like this. They pull out all the shit from underneat the seat, behind the seat, and in the glovebox looking for social security numbers, paycheck stubs, reciepts with credit cards, etc.

      By the way, receipts with masked credit card numbers aren't worth a crap. Some businesses mask the last 4 digits, some mask the first 12, some mask the last 3, some include the expiration date. When you piece them all together you get free money.

      Also, lock your doors. My brother tooks some courses on home security, and said that by far the number one method for breaking in is by walking right through an unlocked door.

  18. As always by yffe · · Score: 5, Funny

    netfilter.

  19. Indiscriminate by Butterwaffle+Biff · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, if you don't mind repelling everyone instead of the ill-willed, you might try buying a computer off this guy. I'm sure the dead pig odor would keep thieves out of you're mom's car -- it's a deterrent whose effectiveness was recently proven on Mythbusters...

  20. She's alone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...you mean you don't live at home?

  21. the classic... by EngMedic · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... 10 guage loaded with rock salt seems to do the trick for me.

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  22. Sentry gun by Chairboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just bought a new house. Because it's our first house-house, I can't wait to finally build something I've been thinking of for a while.

    A sentry gun.

    Ever since playing Half-Life (oh hell, ever since watching Aliens) I've been intrigued by the idea of the sentry gun. With recent advances in electronics, it's easier than ever to build something like this.

    Here's the plan, I'll use an electric actuator or pneumatic cylinder to pop it up out of the ground (when a motion sensor that covers the front sidewalk goes off) and unfold (using stepper motors or heavy duty servos controlled by an OOPIC programmable microprocessor) to aim a...

    well...

    I haven't figured out if it'll be a paintball gun (with human firing only, of course) or just something menacing that LOOKS like a machine gun) that'll use a CMUCam (which automatically tracks motion in one of its modes) to keep it pointed at anything moving in front of it.

    I've done other robotics projects before, I really like the idea of all the neighborhood kids staying away from crazy 'old man Hallert' and his scary robo-house.

    1. Re:Sentry gun by WormholeFiend · · Score: 5, Informative

      i think you might want to have a look at this paintball gun then...

    2. Re:Sentry gun by orangepeel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Please. That's kids stuff!

      What you really need for an effective deterrent is a 110,000 volt, 30 barrel taser gattling gun. More details here. Choice quote:

      "Most spectators experience some degree of sinus discomfort after several firings, due to the high brissance of the plasma explosion."

      Hah. I'll bet they do. :-)

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  23. I vote by ssclift · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Recognizing that crime is often (not always, but often) a product of personal desperation I vote for candidates who will do things like:

    • Reduce the gap between rich and poor by progressive taxation and ensuring every working person has a living wage.
    • Reduce the incentive to steal to support drug habits by making programs such as doctor-prescribed methadone (or even heroin) available.
    • Reduce the incentive to commit crime by reducing the factors that force people into desperate poverty, like making medical care universally available.

    At first, it may seem that, economically, you are better off keeping more of your dollars in your pocket (especially if you need them to pay the fees for your gated compound or personal home defense equipment). There is another equilibrium, which does mean higher taxes but on the other hand, makes the streets safe and crime less common, which is to reduce the societal risk factors that promote crime. Most wealthy Americans, for whom gated life and home defense is a minor cost, call this "rampant tax and spend looney pinko socialism". Many Europeans call it "responsible government".

    Admittedly, shooting the "perp" and/or throwing him in jail does lead to a satisfied feeling that you have avenged, say, your Mum's honour. As many non-white citizens of your country can tell you, and good research has shown, your current system does actually promote, rather than prevent, the crime you wish to stop (cf. recent Cringly article as a starting point).

    Want a safer society? Make sure it's one where everyone has a genuine chance, which doesn't oppress you if you're poor/black/unlucky, which is based on sound research and reasoning about policy (not 4000-year old policies promulgated in middle-eastern nomadic herding societies). Keep the police around to keep the hard-core cases under control.

    It takes a little longer, and you guys nearly had it in the 60's, but it's worth it.

    1. Re:I vote by aelbric · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh god, here goes my Karma.

      I am so sick and tired of people saying that, because I am successful, I need to be taxed ridiculously to carry people who aren't (more than a third of my income at last count). What the hell happened to personal accountability?

      I grew up inside the city of Detroit on the low side of the economic chain. My prospects getting a high-paying job handed to me or a college education as an entitlement were exactly zero. You know what I did? I joined the military at 17, got myself educated, Got a job at 22 making 16K a year, worked my ass off for over a decade and MADE SOMETHING OF MYSELF.

      You are now telling me that I have a social responsibility to "share" the fruits of my hard labor with some dumbass who made the poor decision to throw their life away on drugs or being too irresponsible?

      Now I agree that people who need healthcare and the elderly and very young need assistance. However, these able-bodied societal leeches that suck down money from those of us that are middle class can rot AFAIC. Lock them up and throw away the key. If they are illegal deport them. Quit acting like being stupid and irresponsible is some kind of disease.

      Want a safer society? Quit coddling our youth and giving them the idea that success will be handed to them. Teach them that you can only get ahead by trying your best and that there will always be someone out there better then you. Motivate them to reach their potential and not expect the government or anyone else to take care of them.

      The only way to improve society is to make human beings independent of the political structures that are likely to hold them down. Anyone who says differently has a hidden agenda.

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    2. Re:I vote by ssclift · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'll admit to a little intentionally provocative language... :-)

      Yes, I'm not American, I'm Canadian. No, my taxes aren't higher than yours (lower than a lot of U.S. states) when health care is reckoned in. I am also someone who has never been in debt, always worked hard and smart, kept out of trouble. It sounds like you are someone I would respect immediately. I've done a lot of volunteer work and seen how there are folks who are unlucky and folks who are leeches. The leeches are less dangerous, sometimes even productive, if you keep them (minimally, but adequately) fed and sheltered and get them professional help. Despair is a horrible motivator for ill deeds...

      I think you and I are actually nearly in perfect agreement. :-) Please, don't mistake my compassion for the unlucky and the leeches as entirely wide-eyed kindness. I just think it leads to an overall cheaper solution, one with a lower stress-cost on society.

      Maybe I've also just got the happy feeling that my taxes are, on the 99% whole, well spent. I try to keep an eye on that...

    3. Re:I vote by Steve+B · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Oh, yeah, that's why the Great Depression featured the highest crime rates ever seen... er, no it didn't.

      So much for that theory.

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    4. Re:I vote by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While you do make an excellent point here, it's worth remembering that there are people who simply live outside the rules of polite society and will steal from others simply because they find it easier than working for their own money. These people tend to commit the vast majority of crimes. Crime rates are generally higher in areas that have poor economies, but there is still crime in wealthy areas where jobs are plentiful. So I'd say that while you are correct in stating that we don't want to have a large underclass with nothing to lose, we still must acknowledge the fact that there will be people who feel they have the right to take other peoples' property and we must be prepared to deal with them.

    5. Re:I vote by CynicTheHedgehog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And in order to do away with terrorism we should all convert to Islam. This is the most asinine thing I think I have read all day. Everyone in America is given a free education, access to public libraries, opportunities at need-based scholarships, loans, and grants, among other things. If someone is predisposed to resent the hard-working and successful, making them less poor is not going to stop crime. These are not acts of desparation, they are acts of resentment. It's the "I gots ta get mine" syndrome and it's not going to stop by installing a socialist government. People commit crime because it's easier than working for an honest wage, and that is not acceptable.

      Punishing the hard-working and law-abiding because some shiftless layabout can't be bothered to better themselves with the plethora of private and government assistance is not the answer. Last I checked socialist England has the worst crime in the world, and they've only got that little bit of island to look after!

    6. Re:I vote by aelbric · · Score: 3, Informative

      For openers, I have paid more in taxes in the last two years than I ever recieved in benefits or pay serving my country. I would say that I have paid back Uncle Same probably 4 times over.

      As far as the budget is concerned, according to Budget Explorer, the US National Budget for 2005 is expected to pay out 41% of all funds to Medicare, Medicaid, and the Social Security Administration alone. Only 18% is earmarked for National Defense and military pensions.

      Tell me we aren't already a welfare state. Perhaps you should take a peak at the budget yourself sometime.

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  24. My preference by Venotar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is a Steyr M-40 with nightsights and hyrdroshock rounds. Does dead count as injured?

  25. Deter, Detect, Defend by chill · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1. Get a club or some such for the car, to help prevent the car itself from being stolen. A removable face plate on the car stereo. Don't leave anything of value visible in the car. (Deter)

    2. Outdoor video camera tied to the motion sensing light. This way, if something does happen, you have a record. DON'T go for the cheapest camera. It doesn't do any good if you can't recognize anything in the video. (Detect)

    3. Defend is harder, since you said you don't want anything that could hurt anyone. A shame, as pain is a very effective deterrent. I'd suggest a nice rottweiler. They are lovable to those they know, but can be very territorial. Measure the distance from the front porch to the car, and affix a chain to the porch that is about 6" short of the car. With some sort of quick release, just in case.

    A pump shotgun in case anyone gets nasty ideas and tries to enter the house. They take little skill and are quite effective at short ranges.

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  26. been debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    dude that had been debunked time and time agien "This myth, stemming from a superficial "study" of firearm accidents in the Cleveland, Ohio, area, represents a comparison of 148 accidental deaths (including suicides) to the deaths of 23 intruders killed by home owners over a 16-year period. 2 Gross errors in this and similar "studies"--with even greater claimed ratios of harm to good--include: the assumption that a gun hasn't been used for protection unless an assailant dies; no distinction is made between handgun and long gun deaths; all accidental firearm fatalities were counted whether the deceased was part of the "family" or not; all accidents were counted whether they occurred in the home or not, while self-defense outside the home was excluded; almost half the self-defense uses of guns in the home were excluded on the grounds that the criminal intruder killed may not have been a total stranger to the home defender; suicides were sometimes counted and some self-defense shootings misclassified. Cleveland's experience with crime and accidents during the study period was atypical of the nation as a whole and of Cleveland since the mid-1970s. Moreover, in a later study, the same researchers noted that roughly 10% of killings by civilians are justifiable homicides. 3 The "guns in the home" myth has been repeated time and again by the media, and anti-gun academics continue to build on it. In 1993, Dr. Arthur Kellermann of Emory University and a number of colleagues presented a study that claimed to show that a home with a gun was much more likely to experience a homicide. 4 However, Dr. Kellermann selected for his study only homes where homicides had taken place--ignoring the millions of homes with firearms where no harm is done--and a control group that was not representative of American households. By only looking at homes where homicides had occurred and failing to control for more pertinent variables, such as prior criminal record or histories of violence, Kellermann et al. skewed the results of this study. Prof. Kleck wrote that with the methodology used by Kellermann, one could prove that since diabetics are much more likely to possess insulin than non-diabetics, possession of insulin is a risk factor for diabetes. Even Dr. Kellermann admitted this in his study: "It is possible that reverse causation accounted for some of the association we observed between gun ownership and homicide." Law Professor Daniel D. Polsby went further, "Indeed the point is stronger than that: 'reverse causation' may account for most of the association between gun ownership and homicide. Kellermann's data simply do not allow one to draw any conclusion." 5 Research conducted by Professors James Wright and Peter Rossi, 6 for a landmark study funded by the U.S. Department of Justice, points to the armed citizen as possibly the most effective deterrent to crime in the nation. Wright and Rossi questioned over 1,800 felons serving time in prisons across the nation and found: 81% agreed the "smart criminal" will try to find out if a potential victim is armed. 74% felt that burglars avoided occupied dwellings for fear of being shot. 80% of "handgun predators" had encountered armed citizens. 40% did not commit a specific crime for fear that the victim was armed. 34% of "handgun predators" were scared off or shot at by armed victims. 57% felt that the typical criminal feared being shot by citizens more than he feared being shot by police. Professor Kleck estimates that annually 1,500-2,800 felons are legally killed in "excusable self-defense" or "justifiable" shootings by civilians, and 8,000-16,000 criminals are wounded. This compares to 300-600 justifiable homicides by police. Yet, in most instances, civilians used a firearm to threaten, apprehend, shoot at a criminal, or to fire a warning shot without injuring anyone. Based on his extensive independent survey research, Kleck estimates that each year Americans use guns for protection from criminals more than 2.5 million times annually. 7 U.S. Department of Justice victimization surve

    1. Re:been debunked by Ubergrendle · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Asnwer this then: 1/5th the gun deaths in Canada compared to the US. We watch your shows, we listen to your music, we buy the same cars, food, etc. Except we have very strict handgun laws, and you don't. We even have the same % of rifle ownership as the US per capita, its just the limited access to handguns and assualt-style semi-automatics that makes up the difference.

      As for criminals being afraid of armed citizens, I am too -- and I'm not a criminal. That statistic has no relevance.

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    2. Re:been debunked by Warshadow · · Score: 3, Insightful

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      Asnwer this then: 1/5th the gun deaths in Canada compared to the US. We watch your shows, we listen to your music, we buy the same cars, food, etc. Except we have very strict handgun laws, and you don't. We even have the same % of rifle ownership as the US per capita, its just the limited access to handguns and assualt-style semi-automatics that makes up the difference.
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      You're a bit vague here. Are you talking per capita or using real numbers?

      Canada has ~10% the poluation of the US. So by your own arguments it's actually more dangerous in Canada than in the US!

      Example:

      US Population: ~294.2 million
      Canada Population: ~32 million

      That makes the Canadian popluation ~10.8% of US population.

      Lets says there are 100 deaths per year in the US caused by handguns in the hands of criminals or law abiding citizens. That would mean there are 20 deaths under the same circumstances in Canada (using your statement), but the population of Canada is only ~11% of the US population. That would mean there are more gun deaths in Canada per capita than in the US if I were to use your argument.

      All these arguments are a load of crap though. The problem you run into with the misuse of guns or accidents is caused by people not being educated about guns. Based on my experience people who are brought up around firearms and know what they can and can't do are more likely to have a healthy respect for them than those who don't (not that there aren't exceptions).

      If you don't want to own a handgun that's your choice and more power to you, but if I choose to own one and handle is properly and safely then you should have no worries about it at all.

      It all boils down to as has been said before: Gun's are the problem, people are the problem. I'm of the belief that you DO NOT point a firearm at someone unless you are being threatend and intend to shoot that person if matters escalate.

      In a perfect world there'd be no need for firearms for self protection, but as we all know we don't live in a perfect world. I know a handful of people that are alive today because they had their pistol with them and ended up in a situation they didn't start nor want to be in.

      There seems to be this demonization of "pro-gun" people by many anti-gun people. Just because I support my right to own a firearm doesn't mean I'm some whack job who's going to run around waving it at people!

      I'm sure I've made plenty of typoed and that my grammar is horrid, so any comments on that subject will be ignored.

      However if you have something constructive to add I will read and absorb it.

    3. Re:been debunked by sploxx · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And canada hasn't the death penalty. All EU members havn't also. I think this is even more important issue.

      Even if you take all the other (very important!) arguments aside and only consider the "detterence efficiency":
      Criminals get really nihilistic if they know their goverment is also.

    4. Re:been debunked by dustinbarbour · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes.. trust the police to be to your house while an intruder is still inside. Are you crazy? Get rid of your gun and the criminal (who might have a gun and no fear of using it) has all of the advantages. Screw that. Give me a multi-shot shotgun any day! Just the sound of that shotgun cocking is enough to scare off most home invaders.

    5. Re:been debunked by mcmaddog · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Read "The Failed Experiment" by Gary A. Mauser. Studies have shown that while "gun violence" per capita may be reduced "violent crime" in Canada, England, and Australia have significantly risen since enacting strict handgun laws. "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." -Thomas Jefferson, quoting Cesare Beccaria "Certainly one of the chief guarantees of freedom under any government, no matter how popular and respected, is the right of citizens to keep and bear arms. This is not to say that firearms should not be very carefully used, and that definite safety rules of precaution should not be taught and enforced. But the right of citizens to keep and bear arms is just one more guarantee against arbitrary government, one more safeguard against a tyranny which now appears remote in America, but which historically has proved to be always possible." - Democratic Senator Hubert Humphrey, February 1960 issue GUNS magazine.

    6. Re:been debunked by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Asnwer this then: 1/5th the gun deaths in Canada compared to the US. We watch your shows, we listen to your music, we buy the same cars, food, etc. Except we have very strict handgun laws, and you don't. We even have the same % of rifle ownership as the US per capita, its just the limited access to handguns and assualt-style semi-automatics that makes up the difference.

      Like someone else said, there are far less people in Canada. So lets compare the statistics on an even playing field. 1. In 2001, there were 842 gun deaths in Canada ( source.)
      2. In 2002, there were 10857 gun deaths in the United State. ( source.)
      3. The population of Canada in 2001 was 30,007,094. ( source.)
      4. The (estimated) population of the United States in 2004 is 293,027,571. (source.)

      I've done all the hard math, and this is what I came up with:
      The United States has 9.765 times the population of that of Canada. So, we multipy Canada's murder rate by that number, and we come up with 8222 gun deaths. Again, the US gun death rate is 10857. While the number is still about 2500 deaths lower for Canada, no statistic can take into account the fact that the US has far more urban areas with more people packed more tightly together than Canada. That is, to say, it's a lot easier to take 4 steps in the US and shoot someone than it is in Northern Alberta... your next door neighbor could be 4 miles away.

    7. Re:been debunked by fuzdout · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >Been in the army. Enjoyed shooting, but if me giving up my right to own a weapon reduces the chances of people being shot in my country, I'd gladly give up that right.

      Actually the problem with "outlawing" guns is the same as England faces (they have that law): Only the bad guys have guns! Just like anything illegal, there are people who will find away to get a hold of it. Just like drugs. SURE they are illegal, doesn't mean there aren't anyone dealing and buying them. So the gang and the murder and rapists end up with guns and the upstanding citizen has fewer options of self-defense when the murder or rapist attacks..
      In parts of the mid-west and North Carolina it is common practice that most people have guns. You go to a bar and nobody dares try and hold the place up because you draw your weapon and about 50 other people around you draw there weapons and aim it at you. The crime rate is overall much lower than other parts of the country as most people are armed and willing to protect themselves or even stop another's crim with it.

      Also, if kids are taught to respect fire-arms and not play with them and the gun is not treated like a big deal kids won't play with them. My father had two hunting rifles in the closet for years and neither me nor my sister ever even tried to play with them. If we asked questions dad would show it to us but we never tried to shoot anyone with it and it was never any kind of big deal. Just another article in the closet (the gun didn't have locks either). Friend of mine, similar thing, grew up with guns, was taught respect and even how they work but never went crazy shooting his siblings or school.

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    8. Re:been debunked by ergo98 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While the number is still about 2500 deaths lower for Canada, no statistic can take into account the fact that the US has far more urban areas with more people packed more tightly together than Canada.

      Errr, this is nonsensical. Per capita I'd wager that more Canadians live in urban areas than in the US.

      I wish the origin of this thread didn't start another bullshit Canada versus the US thread - As a Canadian I'm sick of hearing people beating their chest and bleating about how great Canada is, just as I'm sick of all the ridiculous FUD slams at Canada that follow. Anyone mentioning Canada in a thread about the US needs to be brutalized.

    9. Re:been debunked by Firethorn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      , as the hugely disproportionate rate of gun deaths in the US

      Compared to where? North Korea? The middle east? Large areas of Africa?

      And why single out gun deaths? Even though guns are popular suicide devices in the States, Japan manages to have a much higher suicide rate. Do you think that somebody being killed with a gun is worse than somebody being killed by a knife or a club, or poison, or a car for that matter?

      We were so pastoral before firearms were developed, weren't we?

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    10. Re:been debunked by rlp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, that certainly explains the low crime rate in Switzerland where every male between 20 and 55 (as a member of the Swiss Army) is required to keep an assault weapon and a case of ammo at home.

      It also explains Britain, which recently instituted draconian gun control laws, only to watch the crime rate rise dramatically. Curiously, British criminals seem to have no problem with violating gun laws.

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    11. Re:been debunked by C10H14N2 · · Score: 4, Informative

      North Carolina's violent crime rate in 2002 was 470.2 incidents per 100k of population. The national average in 2002 was 494.6. That's not a whopping difference. Tennessee, a reasonably well-armed state, had a rate of 716.9, 44% higher than average. South Carolina 822, 66% higher.

      New York has fairly strict gun-control laws and had a violent crime rate of 496/100k--0.2% higher than the national average and only 5% higher than North Carolina. Crime tends to be higher in metropolitan areas, so if gun-totin' is a way to lower crime, you'd expect the non-gun-totin' New Yorkers to be much worse off. Hawaii also has strict gun control laws and had a rate of 262/100k--45% less than South Carolina.

      http://www.fbi.gov/ucr

      Just saying "more guns, less crime" doesn't look at the causes of the crime. DC and Maryland have quite strict laws and some of the highest rates of crime, but anyone who actually lives here knows that the violent crime is localized and highly related to poverty--and the statistics generally show that more violent crime victims know each other than not and most are perpetrated by 16-24yo males. It makes thus makes far more sense to say "less poor 16-24yo males, less crime," which should explain why Louisiana, with a lot of guns and a lot of poor 16-24yo males, has a violent crime rate of 662.3--33% higher than New York compared to North Dakota, which has a lot of guns but comparatively little economic inequality and an aging population, rings in at 78--84% LESS than the average. It's not that people are afraid to commit crime in places like North Dakota, it's that they see no reason to in the first place.

    12. Re:been debunked by ZurichPrague · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're cherry picking. I live in Zurich, Switzerland, and when I mention that firearm proponents in the U.S. use Switzerland to promote gun usage, they always laugh. Those assault weapons are under lock and key, as well as the ammo. You might say they could still be used in defence, but since they're property of the army that would have serious consequences for the gun owner. The result is that the guns are NEVER used for defense. Further, the rest of continental Europe also has low crime rates and very strong gun-control laws. Why does Europe have such a low crime rate compared to America? It's an enormous question, but I think it has more to do with the distriution of wealth. Europe is much more socialistic than the states. There's almost no homelessness in Europe, and the poorest people here still have dignity and a chance to succeed. Universities are free, as is health care. Look deeper into the issues. You're smart enough, and the issues are complex enough to deserve it.

  27. Trolls! by fuzdout · · Score: 4, Funny

    I line my house with slashdot trolls and a few penguins! Keeps even the most dangerous perps at bay!

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  28. Car Alarms by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Car alarms are based on proximity? I thought they were just on a timer, set to go off at 3am.

  29. post one of these in your windows by lee+n.+field · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Kinda low tech, but post a target like this in your window.

  30. Combination approach... by rtilghman · · Score: 5, Insightful


    1. Motion sensing lights at proper heights placed for full coverage of important areas

    2. Motion detector webcam with pre-programmed scanning capabilities (the wireless Toshiba unit is superb http://www.toshiba.com/taisisd/netcam/index.htm)

    3. Alarm system securing all major entranced points, and if you can afford it all the screens as well

    4. Dog. Even if its a cuddly licker like a lab, dogs can hear and sense things no alarm system can handle. I'm constantly amazed how my lab KNOWS when someone is coming to the house, even when the car is still in the road!

    Under no circumstances get a gun. It is a stupid precaution that only serves to increase your risk substantially. Killing someone is a tough thing, and your more likely to get shot with your own weapon (or get sued by someone you shoot) than you are to successfully defend your home.

    Or as my friend always says, if you DO end up having to shoot an intruder make sure you finish the job... ;)

    -rt

    1. Re:Combination approach... by Zak3056 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Under no circumstances get a gun. It is a stupid precaution that only serves to increase your risk substantially ... your more likely to get shot with your own weapon (or get sued by someone you shoot) than you are to successfully defend your home.

      Sorry, buddy, but the Kellerman study has been debunked and these days is only promoted by gun control organizations--not even Kellerman himself still stands behind it.

      Killing someone is a tough thing

      I do agree, however, that if you ever point a firearm at somebody you'd best be prepared to use it.

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  31. Few tips by BoneFlower · · Score: 3, Informative

    If its legal where she is, and she can safely handle one, consider a gun. Its a last resort option(obviously) but when all else fails, even showing a gun can often deter someone. There are plenty of articles out there on home defense with a gun, so look it up to select a good weapon for her and to get her in the proper mindset to make the right call when she has to decide "shoot or don't shoot?". This is probably the most powerful option, but also the most dangerous if you screw it up(both to your health and legally), so do some serious research before going for it.

    Getting a large, or at least loud, dog can be very useful. Something that will bark loudly and incessantly if someone tries to break in, and will fight to defend the property. Be careful here too- the line between a dog that will fight to defend their master and a dog that will fight just because can be very thin, make sure you go to a reputable breeder and trainer if you want a dog that does more than make noise. But as with a gun, the mere presence can be a deterrent. Think about it, you start crowbarring a door and all of the sudden you hear loud, aggressive barking on the other side- all surprise is gone and you might have an animal on the other side ready to kill you. Most criminals will bail at that moment, to seek out an easier and safer(for them) victim.

    For alarms, don't use the default alarm tone. 9 times out of 10 if I hear it I ignore it, because its so damn common and most of the time its only going off because it was set too sensitive. Choose something out of the ordinary. Machine guns, explosions, screams, something that does not sound like a typical car alarm. It will startle the perp a bit more(being unexpected) and it will be more likely that a passerby will notice and glance over to see whats going on. Also, don't have it too sensitive, if the neighbors know your alarm will go off in a mild wind they won't do anything when it happens. Going to the previous selection, if you can get an alarm that will trigger a realistic recording of a dog barking and growling like its ready to kill, you can get the detterrent(though not the defensive) effect of a guard dog without the cost.

    Cameras placed in spots a perp will see when casing the place or running an impulse attack can also be a deterrent. They don't have to be hooked up to have deterrent value, or even be real cameras- a decent looking mockup will still be a deterrent. Of course a real camera that is hooked up can gather evidence in case they fail to deter the perp.

    Locks are an obvious one- while they won't stop a determined criminal, they will slow him down and require he make more noise on coming in. Any lock that is not working properly should be replaced immediately, and you might want to consider upgrading really old locks even if they are working right, they might not be as secure as newer models.

  32. Re:Alarm (to notify) Gun (to defend) by Skyshadow · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I prefer non-lethal approaches.

    Guns are problematic. First, there's the obvious safety issue of having a gun in the house. Second, there's the fact that if you miss (or even if you don't), you could toss a bullet through a wall and kill your kid sleeping in the next room or the neighbor down the block.

    Pepper spray is good stuff. It's effective over any range you'll encounter in your house. It's nonlethal, so you can use it without being 100% sure of your target (is that shadow an intruder or my 16 year old sneaking back into the house?). It's even effective if you don't have a clear shot -- spray it into the hall and you'll deny access to a section of the house while you dial 911. And if your kids find it, the worse that can happen is they'll spray themselves and need an eye wash. Painful, but beats a bullet in the head.

    Given the real risks of even keeping a handgun, in most realistic scenarios (aka, 35 gang members probably aren't going to rush your house), pepper spray is a far better solution given the overall risk/rewards.

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  33. If you go this route... by cjsnell · · Score: 5, Informative


    If you decide to get a dog, PLEASE rescue one and do not buy a puppy. Too many great dogs are euthanized every day because nobody wants them.

    1. Re:If you go this route... by ross.w · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In Australia, at least, a "Beware of the Dog" sign is a major legal liability, unless your dog really warrants it.

      You are effectively saying "My dog is dangerous and I know it" and the first person it bites for whatever reason is going to have that much more chance of suing you.

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  34. two things by maxpublic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    a very big, territorial dog, and a gun in case the dog isn't an effective deterrent.

    The FBI tells us that somewhere between 200,000 and 800,000 crimes a year are prevented when the intended victim pulls a gun. The gun is only discharged in 1/10 of 1% of these instances, usually into the air and not at the criminal. So a gun is a very real deterrent, and the odds that you'll actually have to fire it at all are 1 in 1,000, if you're the target of a crime.

    Most criminals are cowards. Most criminals will run if their victim is armed *even they're armed themselves*. Don't believe the claptrap that if you own a gun you'll get yourself involved in a shoot-out if you're the target of a criminal. The odds of that happening are extremely low.

    Max

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    1. Re:two things by maxpublic · · Score: 4, Informative

      Where the heck did you get those stats?

      From the FBI's own website back in, I believe, 1996. They referenced a report which at the time was available for download; it made a splash in the popular press, especially in the outrage expressed by the anti-gun fanatics.

      However, if you can't find the particular report in question (it's no longer on the FBI website, but last time I looked for it it wasn't too difficult to track down), similar surveys (some more scientific than others) have confirmed these figures - and in fact cite defensive gun use as high as 2.5 million cases a year (well beyond the FBI's "200,000-800,000"). These studies have been conducted by the Field Institute in California; the State of Ohio, in Ohio; Peter Hart Research Associates for the entire Unites States; and the Cambridge Reports for the entire United States. IIRC there are around 15 confirming studies but I don't have them all at hand. I'm sure you'll be able to find at least one or two of these mentioned on the internet, and perhaps even be able to find an electronic copy of the paper study. I won't waste my time trying to find links; you should be able to do so yourself with the information I've provided to you (assuming you're actually interested in educating yourself).

      And why don't you look at the stats that show those with a gun in their hand are more likely to be shot?

      Now your turn. I've done a google search and can find no credible study backing up your claim. The only thing I found close to this was that certain inner-city black gang members were more likely to be shot if they were armed than when they were not, most likely because *they were more likely to engage in an armed conflict*. This had nothing whatsoever to do with criminal activity and victim defense.

      Escalating a conflict with someone that is high on adrenaline (if not something illegal, or jonesing) is NOT a smart move.

      According to a collection of studies done in various large cities (New York, Philadelphia and Los Angeles, to name just three) and released despite the strenuous objects of various police departments, you are much more likely to suffer minor injuries if you resist victimization by a criminal. However, you are also much more likey to SURVIVE victimization by a criminal, *especially if you are a woman*. So the passive acquiescence taught by many police departments is MORE likely to get you killed than active resistance.

      This phenomenon is well-known among psychologists. Criminals look for prey to victimize; if the victim fights back and refuses to accept the role as prey, this changes the criminal's perspective of his intended victim from 'prey' to 'potentially dangerous predator'. If the criminal cannot subdue the victim in a short period of time he's likely to disengage and look for easier targets, where personal risk (real or perceived) is lower. Most criminals are cowards, remember.

      A willing victim fits right into the role and invites abuse. So while it's indeed more likely that you won't be injured, it's also more likely that your acquiescene will encourage the criminal to become so violent that he'll end up killing you. Hence the statistic that if you fight back you're more likely to sustain minor injuries (cuts, bruises) but are also more likely to SURVIVE the encounter.

      In any event, it's better to be armed than not. There's a reason why the majority of handgun owners in the United States now carry their firearms concealed *even though they don't have a license to do so*. There's a reason the largest and fast-growing gun purchasing demographic is women under the age of 35. It isn't baseless fear or, as the antigun lobby would have us believe, because we all crave to do murder in our hearts. It's because guns are an effective deterrant to victimization by criminals.

      Max

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  35. Simpsons Professor Frink's invention by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 3, Funny

    Frink: Well as you can see when the burgler trips the alarm, the house raises from its foundation and runs down the street around the corner to safety
    *house model crashes, goes in flames with the human figurines as well*
    Frink: Hah.. well the real humans won't .... won't burn quite so fast.. mohoy!

  36. Re:assuming the thief is also a geek by antifoidulus · · Score: 3, Funny

    How about we mix it up a little:
    What about:
    A vicious camera(robots these days)
    A visible fake dye capsue
    And my personal favorite: An exploding dog.
    And of course that a sign that says, "Exploding dog tracking system installed"
    I wouldn't want to fuck with that house.

  37. True Story by Duke+Machesne · · Score: 5, Interesting

    While living in downtown Miami, my passenger-side window was bashed out one night at a time when I lacked the funds to replace it.

    Nearly every night thereafter for several months, there were intruders into my vehicle. Bums slept in it, random shady passersby stuck their heads in for a look just in case anything good might have been forgotten there; the crappy broken CD player was ripped out of it (I should have thought to stick a little post-it on the thing that said 'only the radio works on this one, please ignore') which sucked because it left me to drive in silence (aside, of course, for the blaring wind and driving rain which couldn't be helped.)

    I was living, at this time, in an apartment directly above the busy street (Biscayne & 24th, for those familiar) on which I left the car parked, and became obsessed with running to the window to see if anyone was rooting through my poor little car, and dialing 911 and giving them descriptions of the people in the car right then.

    Anyway, I finally solved the problem (until I was able to replace the window, anyway) with a home-made, zero-cost, silly-as-fucking-shit system of my own device: I ran a piece of twine down from my window and around the opposite side of the car, such that it was tied to the inside door-handle of the passenger side. That way, if the passenger door were to be opened, the bag of loud things I tied the other end of the string to would jingle! Ingenious, I know! I did this every single night.

    Sure, the system could have been circumvented easily enough, but it wasn't! My car was never entered by another single foreign body. Which leads me to the MORAL OF THE STORY:

    Don't shy away from doing silly shit like this, because it doesn't even matter whether it would work or not: it's the psychology of the thing that's important. If you make people feel like they're being watched--especially if you're able to make them feel like they're being watched by a crazy, potentially violent person (as I no doubt did and possibly was)--then they will leave your shit alone.

    Insightful as all get-out, I know.

  38. Now that the Assault Weapons Ban Has Expired... by GabrielF · · Score: 3, Funny

    Isn't your mom lucky? She can participate in an opportunity she didn't have just a few days ago. Now she can buy a AK-47 (the weapon of choice for home-defense professionals in some of the worst places in the world, like Iraq and Afghanistan) with as many combat-style accessories as she wants. Just tell her to buy a Bushmaster and put a sign on the lawn saying "Tresspassers beware - I can shoot you in the ass 80 times in a minute and then bayonet your corpse from here to Denver"

    1. Re:Now that the Assault Weapons Ban Has Expired... by Zak3056 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Now she can buy a AK-47 (the weapon of choice for home-defense professionals in some of the worst places in the world, like Iraq and Afghanistan) with as many combat-style accessories as she wants

      Fully automatic weapons are stiff covered by the 1934 National Firearms Act and the 1986 Firearms Owners Protection Act. Unless you have serious money and can afford one of the relatively few legal machine guns out there, they're basically illegal. So what Sarah Brady calls an "AK-47" and what our arab friends like to use are not in the least bit comparable.

      Secondly--and I think you already know this, based on your bayonet remark--the ban was largely cosmetic. Rifles functionally identical, but cosmetically different than those banned in 1994 have been manufactured since the ban went into effect--which, to me, proves the law was entirely useless. What's even more absurd is that because of the ban, demand for these guns has gone through the roof--more "assault weapons" were bought from 1994-2004 then were bought from 1974-1994. I don't know what the Bradys were trying to achieve, but I doubt that was it.

      Just tell her to buy a Bushmaster

      Bushmaster doesn't manufacture AK-47s, not even the semi-automatic version.

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  39. Cop told me that dogs are the best by WeirdKid · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We had an attempted break-in this summer, and man did it freak me out. They didn't get in, but I could see the handprints on the windows they had tried to open. I called the police.

    When the cop arrived, he pointed out a few things that he said could make the house more inaccessible, but he said that in all his years of investigating break-ins that he's never seen anything taken from a house with a dog. Not a fuzzy laprat -- a dog of 40 pounds or more. In fact, he mentioned that the people across the street from me were broken into that night and had some cash and jewelry stolen. They don't have a dog.

    Then, a week later, I received a packet from the local police department, about 50 pages or so on how to protect your home. It included some very useful information. It showed the differences between cheap and useful locks on doors and windows. It showed how thieves try to circumvent most common types of doors, windows, and locks. It covered security lighting, alarms, realistic opinions of subscription security services (i.e. waste of money), landscaping considerations and patio furniture considerations.

    So, rather than ask a bunch of tech nuts, just call your local police department and see if they have such a packet. As much as we hate cops when we get speeding tickets or raided for warez ops, when it comes to protecting your family they're generally willing to help.

    1. Re:Cop told me that dogs are the best by scupper · · Score: 3, Informative

      Don't be a Victim / Personal and Home Safety - Sacramento Sheriff's Department
      http://sacsheriff.com/crime_prevention/index.cfm#h ome_safety

  40. Even better: geese by Draconix · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not kidding. Watch geese make a whole lot of noise when they spot an intruder, and they're aggressive, too. They also have the effect of confusing the hell out of some would-be criminals.

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  41. Best Tech - Social Engineering by kerskine · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I bet your Mom is a really nice person because she's got a son who cares about her. She should use that "momness" to get other people in her neighborhood looking out for one another. Here's what your Mom should do:
    1. Get a pencil and notebook
    2. Locate all the houses in sight of her own
    3. Knock on all the doors, introduce self
    4. She tells them her story - car broken into - and then tells them to be alert
    5. Then - most important step - she gets their name and phone number
    6. optional step for bonus bingo points - leave a plate of cookies

    The goal here is to get people aware, know that there's someone in the neighborhood who cares, and get them calling the police whenever something isn't right. Having known a number of police in my lifetime I can tell you that they don't mind checking out a "suspicious car/person" while their on duty. Just like Open Source, many eyes improves security.
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  42. Re:Only one defense needed. by TheCaptain · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yeah...that'll bring back your family after a botched home invasion.

    I live in an area where ALOT of people own firearms. That kind of thing doesn't happen here much...you'd have to be farking crazy.

    Check out a reputable, local gun shop and invest in some training on how to handle it responsibly. The NRA is pretty big on that kind of thing.

  43. Re:Neighborhood Watch by arose · · Score: 4, Funny
    it's just that much more difficult to get around 2 or 3 pairs of watchful eyes at night
    And a sack full of doorknobs.
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  44. Re:The Club by flossie · · Score: 3, Funny
    I would also reccomend installing a pedal lock and taking the battery inside at night (or the alternator cable). A hidden cutout switch could also work. Install a switch for the fuel pump below the shift boot or something.

    The low tension wires to the started motor are an excellent place to break the circuit. When they try stealing the car, it seems like it has a dead battery. Some bozos in Manchester tried to steal my girlfriend's car which I had installed such a switch into. A quick walk around the block and we found the car perfectly safe in the middle of the road - they had tried push-starting it.

  45. Re:that is never legal by Glonoinha · · Score: 4, Informative

    Your statement about property is state specific.

    Massachusetts residents are not allowed to use deadly force to protect property.

    Texas residents are allowed to use deadly force to protect property. It is perfectly legal to kill someone for spraypainting graffiti on the side of your building, assuming you catch them in the act and use deadly force to make them stop (as opposed to after they stop, which is retribution, which is not legal.) If someone is running away with your garden gnome and all the way down the block, and you have to decide between letting them go or shooting them in the back with a high powered rifle so you can get your garden gnome back - you can legally do either (your choice.)

    Spring guns (booby traps) are still a no-no.

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  46. Circle of violence by sokk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Killing someone because of trespassing? Someone that's almost surely unarmed!? That's the last solution I would've chosen, if at all.

    Flame me all you want, but deep down you know it's wrong. Guess Michael Moore was into something in the movie Bowling For Columbine.

    1. Re:Circle of violence by PaulBu · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The fact that law allows for that does not mean that one's personal morals would not interfere to try to negotiate a peaceful resolution with the intruder. And if he is indeed unarmed he try to disappear as quickly as possible after the first shot in the air IF he gave you enough time/distance to make that first warning shot. And if he is just a harmless junkie he would stay clear from your house after that.

      On the other hand, I can imagine that people who would engage into a fight with someone armed are armed as well, and maybe there onto something more than stealing your TV.

      I wanted to post thin on the recent assault rifle thread, but did not have a chance. Do not you think that the world history might be slightly better if at least some Jews in Germany in 30s or more Russian peasants in 20s would have utomatic rifles? At least the Russian peasants had their guns they used to "hunt for rabbits" and were able to give at least some hard time to the "authorities". (Disclaimer: I'm from Russia originally). Why German Jews (and Russian "intelligentzia" later in 30s) did not put up ANY armed resistance at all, even after having pretty good reasons to believe that after they leave their house they will never see it again and most probably will be dead, is still a puzzle for me...

      And yes, this is kind of a situation which trespass laws are designed to prevent, "my home is my castle", and so on.

      And, by the way, the parent poster never mentioned "killing someone because of trespassing", he gave a pretty good and solid advice on how to learn to use your gun safely and effectively, if needed.

      Paul B.

    2. Re:Circle of violence by winwar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Maybe they shouldn't have ignored the "No Trespassing" signs posted on the property?"

      It's simple, call the police and have them sited for trespassing. See, there are laws for this sort of thing.

      I have trespassed numerous times-it is virtually impossible to do geology field work and not trespass and some time. Most of the time, you won't know it (think rural areas, not reliably posted). In other cases, it is perfectly legal to enter an area that has been posted "no trespassing" - many times people who post those signs have no right to post them.... Maybe they are entering your property to ask permission, ever consider that?

      "Where's personal responsibility?"

      If they call the police and cite me for trespassing, I will accept the consequences of my actions. I have been confronted before but never cited - so, was I actually trespassing?

      You don't go shooting someone because they trespass. You shoot someone because you fear your life is in imminent danger (or someone you are protecting). If they are in your house you MAY have a case. On your property, not likely. Sure, you may not be prosecuted but only a fool would take that chance....

    3. Re:Circle of violence by winwar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "And if he is indeed unarmed he try to disappear as quickly as possible after the first shot in the air IF he gave you enough time/distance to make that first warning shot."

      AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!?!?! Where the hell do people get the idea that a warning shot is EVER a good idea. Too much TV or movies perhaps?

      Repeat after me. NEVER, EVER, fire a warning shot. Either you are justified in using deadly force or you are not. Period. The only time you discharge a weapon in a self-defense situation is with the intent of hitting the person/thing causing the deadly threat.

      If you fire a warning shot, you become the aggressor. The attacker is now justified in killing you because they are (rightfully) in fear for their life.

    4. Re:Circle of violence by madcow_ucsb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Seriously. As they taught my dad in the military re people hopping fences into the SAC missile bases and he later taught me, "While you're shooting at his leg, he's shooting at your head. When you need to shoot at all, you shoot to kill. If you don't need to kill, you don't need to shoot."

      Of course the key is to know when you need to shoot at all. Some asshat trying to steal my car isn't worth killing. The cops and insurance can handle that one. Some asshat coming thru my window with a gun? Well, he won't get as much sympathy.

      But in any case, you never ever ever point the business end of a gun at something you wouldn't be willing to kill. Be it a thief, your dog, or your teenage kid sneaking in in the middle of the night.

      Rant mode on...
      It boggles the mind how little people know about firearm safety. I mean it's not hard. The concept of someone who owns a gun actually thinking "well, I'll just shoot his hand and make him drop his gun" really gives all gun owners a bad name. Behind all the anti-/pro-gun rhetoric, a loaded gun in your house has only one purpose: to kill. I'd argue there are some (albeit very few) cases where that's morally justifiable. But if you're not comfortable with that concept, then you should think long and hard before putting that 9mm in your nightstand.

      It's a shame they can't teach this stuff in school...

      Rant mode off...

    5. Re:Circle of violence by photon317 · · Score: 4, Informative


      The problem is mostly a legal one, as anyone who's taken a concealed handgun course will tell you. The laws vary by state, but many are like Texas, where I'm at and can reasoanbly describe.

      One factor is threat escalation. When one party initiates the use force, then the other party is justified in using force as a defense. When the first party escalates to deadly force, then the other party is justified in using deadly force in defense. Whoever initiates each escalation is the agressor who will likely be criminally convicted, whoever defends without escalating further up the chain of "nothing->force->deadly force" than the other party has already done is in the clear on defensive grounds. Where this all ties back in to the point is that while drawing a weapon and pointing it at someone only constitutes "force" (and is therefore legally no different than shouting, pushing, or grabbing their arm), firing the weapon, even into the ground or air as a warning shot, constitutes deadly force.

      In Texas in particular, property rights are strong, and you can initiate deadly force in response to certain property crimes under certain condititions justifiably, even though the person committing the property crimes isn't neccesarily using deadly force against you. It's complicated, but a good rule of thumb for this stuff is that if it's dark, the guy is either inside your house and not clearly visible (lights are out), or it's dark and the guy is in your lawn showing signs of attempted arson (gas can in hand), you can shoot.

      But just as one should never fire a warning shot (as it is a meaningless threat escalation and puts you on the wrong side of certain legal issues), one should also never "shoot to kill", or at least never phrase it that way to the cops who show up afterwards or the grand jury you'll be facing even in a defensive case. The important thing is that you were "shooting to stop" (either stop the property crime under the right circumstances, shooting to stop the threat on your life or that of others, shooting to stop "deadly force" actions against you or others, or any combination of the above). That also means that once the person does "stop" (dead, severely disabled and immobilized, running away, whatever), you are obligated to stop shooting, or once again you're on the wrong side of the law. Therefore a practical consideration to keep in your head (But enver say out loud) is that when you do make that shot to "stop", it better be deadly - because chances are after the initial hit the guy *will* stop one way or the other, and if he stays alive, he's likely to sue in civil court for his enduring medical problems if you winged him.

      So, in summary, make sure you know your state's laws about when the use deadly force is authorized (A concealed handgun course in states that offer it is a great source of information and training) - and shoot to kill, but don't ever admit to shooting to kill, only shooting to stop - and do stop shooting when they stop aggressing. I would personally recommend a double-tap to the chest for your opening and closing volley.

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    6. Re:Circle of violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I live in Houston. 3 years ago, I had gotten up at around 3am to pee. I heard something in the garage, thought it was raccoons from the bayou that would come in through the cat door now and then. I looked through the porch window, and saw someone working the hinges off of the back door into the garage. My wife and young son were inside. I grabbed a pump shotgun, loaded with 00 shells, stepped out of the kitchen door to the backyard, aimed the weapon at this guy, told him to step away from the door and get down on the ground. He stopped with the crowbar in his hand, turned towards me and started walking. I -told- him if he didnt' stop, "I swear to God I'll kill you". He didn't, and I did. Later, one of the cops looked me in the eye and asked me slowly and pointedly "were you in fear for your life". I said that I was, he kept writing. Later I was no-billed by a grand jury. I found out that this guy had been in prison, (Huntsville) and was out on probation for felony assault...and had a record of all sorts of charming behavior. On one hand, I wish the entire thing had never happened. On the other, I'd shoot him in the chest again without a second thought. If someone had leveled a shotgun at -me- as I was tearing off the door that leads into the garage of his house (the interior door then leading into the house from the garage is a flimsy panel door secured by a hook) -I- sure as hell would stop. I will never, never rid myself of weapons that kill at a distance as long as there exist destructive, dangerous people like the guy whose life I ended.

      I'll go out of my way to help people when I can, I try to avoid confict when I can. I'm not a member of the NRA. All someone has to do to avoid my shooting them is not break into my home when my family is inside...and -then- refuse to back off when confronted with a weapon. It's that simple; It doesn't have to be over-analyzed or debated endlessly.

    7. Re:Circle of violence by Fjandr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I applaud you.

      It always amazes me that people can promote victim disarmament laws in the face of stories like this. Unfortunately, these rarely make mainstream news, and then usually only when a prosecutor has his panties in a twist and wants to fry someone for defending their life with deadly force.

      Unfortunately, there will probably always be rabid victim disarmers out there. All of those people out there who say "think of the children" are the same people who are so irresponsible that they would rather leave their children ignorant of something to be hurt by later (like not teaching them about sexual matters) than to educate.

      Last I checked, firearms have been a part of American life from the get-go, almost exclusively as a TOOL. There was no such thing as a higher incidence of children shooting themselves or others than for any other age category. Children, up until not too long ago in the scheme of things, were taught how to handle a firearm safely and effectively. Almost all of the new problems we have today stem from a lack of BASIC education. Ignorance of a firearm is no excuse, unless you happen to be of an age where you can't make that decision yourself. Then the fault lies ENTIRELY with your parent/guardian.

      The media, those who would like to increase the power of law enforcement, or bolster their political career with empty promises (New York City/Washington D.C./Detroit/Chicago will be much safer after this ban takes effect!) like to paint a different story, but the truth of the matter as that the vast majority of firearm owners act responsibly and the vast majority of firearm uses are defensive. The number of private uses of firearms to prevent crime, without a shot ever being fired, dwarfs the law enforcement and criminal uses.

      Fortunately, once the victim disarmers disarm themselves by law, they won't be able to force their views on others anymore. They'll be the ones without firearms. :)

    8. Re:Circle of violence by 10Ghz · · Score: 3, Informative
      Hitler had disarmed the Jews long before they were being carted off for slaughter.


      It seems to me that YOU have not studied history. Here are the facts:

      "A commonly heard argument against gun control is that the National Socialists of Germany (the Nazis) used it in their ascent to and maintenance of power. A corollary argument is sometimes made that had the Jews (and presumably the other targeted groups) been armed, they could have fought off Nazi tyranny. This tract seeks to counter these misassumptions about Nazi gun control.

      Gun control, the Law on Firearms and Ammunition, was introduced to Germany in 1928 under the Weimar regime (there was no Right to Arms in the Constitution of 1919) in large part to disarm the nascent private armies, e.g. the Nazi SA (aka "the brownshirts"). The Weimar government was attempting to bring some stability to German society and politics (a classic "law and order" position). Violent extremist movements (of both the Left and Right) were actively attacking the young, and very fragile, democratic state. A government that cannot maintain some degree of public order cannot sustain its legitimacy. Nor was the German citizenry well grounded in Constitutional, republican government (as was evidenced in their choices at the ballot box). Gun control was not initiated at the behest or on behalf of the Nazis - it was in fact designed to keep them, or others of the same ilk, from executing a revolution against the lawful government. In the strictest sense, the law succeeded - the Nazis did not stage an armed coup. "

      Lots more there, go read it.
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    9. Re:Circle of violence by jea6 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here's my Google-corroboration:

      A Harris County grand jury will review this morning's fatal shooting of a man who allegedly tried to break into a town house in west Houston.

      Joseph Derek Joseph West, 21, was shot in the chest about 2:50 a.m. by a home owner in the 14600 block of Perthshire, police said. West, who lived in the 19300 block of Park Row, later died at Ben Taub General Hospital.

      The 51-year-old homeowner, who has not been identified because no charges have been filed, stepped outside to investigate after hearing suspicious noises. Investigators later said the noises were of West trying to enter other town homes.

      West allegedly approached the man with his fists raised. Fearing for his safety, the home owner fired once, striking West in the chest, police said.

      http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:bKsNa5tmZygJ: www.keepandbeararms.com/information/XcIBViewItem.a sp%3FID%3D2110+%22Joseph+Derek+Joseph+West%22&hl=e n

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  47. Re:Get a rottweiler by fuzdout · · Score: 4, Informative

    >A dog like a labrador has a more 'friendly' bark that might not worry a hardened criminal. But that rottweiler sound, that will make anyone think twice.

    That's not true about Labradors at all. I live in the middle of nowhere 20 miles from town. I have 2 Labs, a black and a yellow and 2 Goldens. When I go into town (which has a high gang ratio) and bring my Black Lab *everyone* clears the way. He is big and has presence and doesn't do the "I love everyone to death!" attitude my Goldens do. I once was lost at night somewhere and had the same black Lab with me and locked him in the car while I ate dinner at the Denneys. When I came back and opened the door I couldn't see him anywhere. Then I looked down and saw he was coiled up front under the steering wheel just daring anyone to try and get in the car. I also have never had anyone dare enter the yard when he is around and when I lived in town in a little duplex even my landlady didn't dare come through till I locked him up. Also, he has the meanest bark I have ever heard, along with flashing white teeth. My yellow Lab may look less scarey but he A: Has a big bark and B: He has has a higher intelligence about people than most Rottweilers. Most Rotts think everyone is the Bad Guy. Not This dog. When I had a new washer delivered to my house and was home he never even barked, just watched. Everytime somebody comes around with no business being here he acts like he is going to eat them.
    The Goldens bark but then try and "love" you :)
    BTW, speaking as a dog trainer and having worked in kennels for many years the very BEST guard dog in the world is a Chesapeak Bay Retriever. They are gentle and loyal with the elderly and children but make the best, most intelligent guard dogs there is. A Chessie is NOT afraid to knock a perp over and stand on them snarling in there face and only bite if necessarly till help arrives without any training in protection work.
    Also, they love to "be tough" without actually being mean. A friend who had one let his loose in his yard when some car pulled up in his driveway at 1 AM and the two people started necking. His dog Eric, quietly approached the car, slipped into the open window and then roared like a bear, scaring the crap out of the couple who drove off in a hurry.

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  48. Re:Just Video by DaHat · · Score: 5, Informative

    A couple of months ago I had a neighbor break into my house and thought I wouldn't notice. As soon as I got home I did, and on consulting a camera in my living room I found pictures of her where she shouldn't have been.

    Video cameras are great, but require lots of tape and can wear out, even digital ones require large amounts of disk space.

    I was very happy that I was using a MemoCam that I had picked up in a thrift store back in December. I was very eager to use it as I had a pair of DVD's disappear the month before, and after many months of sitting idle it found my burglar (at least in this one case).

    As for the camera, it's a small B&W cam that uses IR to detect motion, when detected it starts snapping pictures to a MMC card. It even supports scheduling so I have it automatically enable motion detection soon after I leave for work and disable it again just before I get home.

    With such a device, there is always the risk that it could be stolen, along with the pictures it contains. To help prevent such an occurrence I have since improved my camera arrangement in my home... all I will say is that I now have more than one camera and not even a burglar setting fire to the place could prevent me from having good, usable pictures of the event.

    For those who didn't go to the link above, my burglar initially denied everything until she was confronted with the pictures by the police. She's now facing charges of 2nd degree burglary and petty theft, charges that carry maximum jail terms of 10 years in the state pen and 30 days in the county jail respectively.

    We are now at 3 months to the day since the break in and still the wheels of justice are turning slow... but at least they are turning, all because I am paranoid enough to have a camera in my home.

  49. Re:Microwave car by clifyt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yeah, and if the thief got nuked, your friend would have been liable.

    I say this after being interrogated for 5 hours because I booby trapped my lil' Triumph Spitfire several years back when I was in college.

    I had gotten a removable cd player from a friend that owed me money -- he pulled it out of his car and said it was collateral. Turns out, he took off the week after that and never came back. So I had to figure out how to put the thing in my car and with the help of a friend that was an EE major...I don't think they were intended to work without the cage, but we got it working and build a new nonremovable enclosure for it and popped it in where the radio should have gone.

    Spitfires are convertibles and the locks never worked, so with the help of the same friend, we worked on a trap. Got two frames and embedded razor blades at a 45 degree angle inward on both sides. Very easy to put your hand in, but pulling it out is a little difficult. For added effect, we tinsnipped the blades to be a bit more jagged.

    For the final portion, Mike hooked in a charged capacitor to a bar in the middle...slap your hand up against it without discharging it and you are going to have a nasty shock. Most likely try to yank your hand out...hmmm...see where I'm going with this?

    Not less than two weeks later I come out to my Triumph to see the leather pulled off the front of the radio (I did try to conceal it by pimping out the console in leather -- looked really nice). and my radio was half pulled out...and a pool of congealing blood on the passenger side seat and floor.

    Turns out some neighborhood kid tried stealing it and ended up at the hospital (which was only 2 blocks from my dorm). There was still some skin on the blades...when I removed them (I started freaking out because I knew the possibility that this would come into use, but didn't think about what would happen if it was used).

    A few minutes after trashing the razor'd frames I get a knock on my dormroom door from the police asking me some questions.

    For the next 5 hours I was interrogated about trapping my vehicle and if I knew it was illegal. I claimed ignorance. One cop tried being the good guy while the other was the asshole. The good guy confided to me that in his day he too set some 'nigger traps'. His words not mine. I found it pretty appalling as most of my friends at the dorm were black including the EE that helped me set the trap. C'mon, he said, I'm a good ol' boy -- you can tell what you did. I simply told him I was going to file a complaint about his use of racial bigotry and that he shouldn't be a cop and that the fact that the video camera in the back of the room with the taped over record light was visible recording as you could still see the light and I thought his captain should know about this. A thief is a thief and I've had far more white people fuck with me than blacks ever have...so he really pissed me off with this line.

    His mood changed and the asshole cop came back with the boys mother. The 'boy' was 17 and it was said he almost lost his hand (doubtful) and that he had to get his arm required 60+ stitches and some vascular surgery on his vein. Poor baby...fucker tries stealing from me, and he is being coddled while I am being interrogated. Fuck him and fuck his mother...I told her point blank I hoped he did loose his fucking hand and maybe he could see what it really is like to go without for a while.

    5 hours of this alternating between police officers. it was bullshit. And it was 8 years ago, so I'm well past the statutes of limitations on this as charges were never files and I never made a statement :P Told them I'd make any statement they wanted once I was allowed to talk with my lawyer -- why do you need an attorney, they asked, unless you are guilty...well if I'm not being charged, let me go...if I'm being charged, I think I need to talk with someone. And thats how the entire conversation went...for 5 fucking hours.

    The fuck

  50. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, he didn't set out intending to kill anybody at all. In response to repeated roberries, he set out to defend his business, which he has every right to do. Why the hell are you defending the robbers anyway, instead of the poor old man who was repeatedly victimized? Get your priorities straight!

  51. woof woof! by n3k5 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Dogs are the best. They know when some one is there, even outside the property.
    Cats are even better at this. They don't just know if someone is there, they also know who it is, even if the person is still half a mile away. Just from the faint sound of footsteps or a car engine. Cats really know these things ... they just fucking don't care a bit.
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  52. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by renehollan · · Score: 3, Informative

    In addition, he was facing armed robbers.

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  53. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by Nutria · · Score: 3, Informative

    Doesn't *matter* if he'd been robbed, he still killed somebody. He set out intending to shoot and kill a person, which in pretty much *any* country is murder.

    No.

    In some US states, anyone who breaks into your domicile (that includes house or vehicle) can be shot, even if no other crime has been committed.

    IOW, just the mere fact that a stranger is in the house w/o permission from the owner is justification for shoot-to-kill.

    Anti-gun activists in Louisiana brayed that the streets would run red with blood if such a law were passed, and the law was passed, and, of course, blood hasn't run down the streets...

    Brady types tried to spread the same fear about a concealed-carry weapon law, and the same lack of blood in the street occured.

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  54. Follow the joke: by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was watching from my window when I saw a guy breaking into my shed. I called the police.

    "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have any cars available to check it out."

    I couldn't believe it. I was calling to tell them that I was witnessing a crime in progress, and they couldn't be bothered to come arrest the guy.

    I waited for one minute and called again.

    "Hi, I called to tell you that someone was breaking into my shed. Don't worry, I shot him."

    Two minutes later, four police cars and an ambulance pulled up to my house, catching the guy red-handed. The lieutenant in charge was pretty upset.

    "I thought you said you shot him!"

    "I thought you said there weren't any cars available!"

    There's not really anything you can do, except park in the garage. There's one thing the cops tell you to do - keep your car showroom clean. That means nothing inside. Someone will smash your window to get an empty pop can. They'll steal quarters from the tool booth bin, or anything else.

    If you're tired of paying for repairs, keep it clean and keep it unlocked. They can't break in if it's already open.

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  55. Report it! by ayeco · · Score: 4, Insightful

    An increase in crimes = increase in patrol.

    Please DO report it to the police. Some people say it's a waste of time, but they are wrong. While you might not see a detective looking into your case, your issue will be documented and will be part of the police departments stats.

    As others have said, boobie traps might sound like a good idea, but they aren't. As you have said motion sensors and car alarms don't stop someone who is really wanting to steal something.

    Be pro-active - don't leave anything in the car that can be stolen (or seen to be stolen).

  56. Buying A Gun Won't Deter Criminals by reallocate · · Score: 4, Insightful

    To cut to the chase, about the only thing you can do is make certain the car alarm is working. Consider installing a good alarm system in your mother's house, since a car is expendable, but your mother is not.

    Ignore the testosterone-laden bozos who tell you to buy a gun for your mother. A gun will have no deterrent value. Criminals are not telepathic. They will not know there's a gun in the house they're about to break into.

    Once a criminal is in the house, of course, your mother can wave her gun around. That may, in fact, protect her. It may also involve her in months and months of legal anguish. If you do buy her a gun, be sure you also buy her some training so she doesn't shoot herself.

    Remember, too, that the cops' job is to catch people after they commit a crime. Unless you can talk the local town council into stationing a police patrol in front of your mother's house, I wouldn't expect too much from them.

    In the end, the real solution may be to move, if that is realistic.

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  57. Cat by scruffyMark · · Score: 5, Funny
    Cats are meaner. Of course, the same thing goes - 50 lbs minimum.

    I mean, who's going to mess with your pet cougar, or puma?

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  58. Re:Circle of jerk by teasea · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A person who would break into an occupied house is taking a risk. This burglar knows people have guns. I assume he is aware that to maintain his freedom, he may have to fight the occupant. Violence is inherent in the act of breaking and entering.

    Robbing a house is no different from robbing a bank. If you rob believing that everyone would rather give up their property than hurt someone over material goods, you're in the wrong business. I won't risk my family on the assumption that a burglar is working within a code of ethics.

  59. Defend the neighbourhood by danharan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well, not what you might expect, but it seems to me being a geek is also questionning the conventional way people solve problems.

    You alluded to the context- your neighbourhood's crime rates are rising. I haven't looked at criminology data in an organized way, and not recently, but I encourage you to do so. There are a few things I have heard about that seemed quite promising- e.g. community gardens encourage people to be out and about where they would be more likely to notice suspect activity (not sure if that's necessarily accurate, but it seems like a good deterrent, especially as most small B&Es are made by people within a short distance of their residence). Traffic calming also sounds intriguing, as they also make for more active neighbourhoods and slower getaways. Leaving only 1 or 2 exits out of a suburban area also increases the psychological pressure on intruders.

    You might also have immediate causes to the crime wave that aren't being dealt with by the police- gangs and/or increased drug use. These can be sometimes addressed by neighbourhoods and congregations in a more tactful way than police can- although requesting more visible presence can do wonders.

    All this of course doesn't negate the need for a good alarm system and/or a dog. I would however steer clear of guns- if it's a young gang member trying to get quick money for his next hit, they're more likely to escalate if they see their victim has a gun. No amount of stuff is worth risking life and limb.

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  60. A `geek` deterrent would have helped this guy... by stimpleton · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Its the Japanese student incident. Pity this home owner didnt have a hologram wookie...

    "A Japanese exchange student, Yoshihiro Hattori, was searching for a party he had been invited to. Thinking he had found the house in which the social would take place, Yoshihiro knocked on the door. Not knowing that they had the wrong house Yoshihiro and his companion startled the proprietor. After having the front door shut in their face the two boys began walking back to Yoshihiro's car. Yoshihiro Hattori and his friend, Webb Haymaker, then turned back towards the house upon hearing the carport door open behind them. Instead of seeing the party's host, these two boys were greeted by a " 'Freeze' " and a .44 Magnum-carrying Rodney Peairs. Yoshihiro, thinking he had found the party after all, stepped towards Mr. Peairs and said, " 'We're here for the party' ". Webb Haymaker then found himself standing over his dying friend, Yoshihiro Hattore, a victim of unintentional homicide." Baton Rouge, Lousiana--October 17, 1992--8:30 P.M

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  61. Rifles, shotguns, pistols, etc. for home defense. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I tend to agree with you but how is a rifle which fires a more powerfull cartredge offer a greater opportunity not to kill?

    Compared to a shotgun? It's the difference between one small hole and a saucer-sized circle of nine big ones (or one saucer-sized hole, depending on the shotgun load).

    But it is hard to generalize, since rifles and their ammunition come in a wide variety of calibers, energies, and bullet expansion characteriesics. Just remember that the shotgun shoots more bullets at once, propelling them with more total powder, to get the general idea. One shotgun blast is like emptying the magazine of a rifle.

    Downside to both rifles and shotguns: They're long (even the "short" ones). If the bad guy gets within arms-reach (which he can do from across the room in under a second) he can get behind the muzzle and you're toast. A pistol MIGHT be usable even while he's wrestling with you or knifing you.

    That time issue, though, is why, as part of your training, you learn a two-sided coin:

    Heads: You NEVER point a gun at anything you aren't willing to destroy.

    Tails: If you are pointing a gun at the bad guy, you ALREADY DECIDED that you're justified if you use it and you're going to pull the trigger if he makes ONE MORE MOVE toward you.

    Once the gun is pointed you don't have time to wrestle with your conscience if it turns out you have to use it. So get that over with (and the safety off) BEFORE you point it.

    Don't try to wing him, either. Not only is it a bad idea self-defense wise (it's hard enough hitting him near the center of the torso in a stressful situation), it's also evidence that you didn't think deadly force was necessary (so why did you use it?) This can turn a justifiable homicide into assault with a deadly weapon once it gets to court.

    Either you fear for life-and-limb (of yourself or someone properly under your protection, like a family member or guest) or you don't. If you do, you are justified in using deadly force - and the bad guy gets to take his chances (about one in four) of dying as a result of his criminal decisions. If you don't, you're not justified in shooting, or pointing, at all. (At least in most jurisdictions. Some, like Texas, let you defend your home, car, etc. Others still have a "fleeing felon" rule - or a judicial interpretation (Oregon) that you might fear the crook is running out to his car to get some firepower or reenforcements. Still others (like MA) require you to flee if you physically can, even at home, abandoning the baby and risking a shot in the back.)

    For myself:

    Home defense at the townhouse: 12 guage shotgun with #40 birdshot. Quite as effective as 00 buck at in-house distances, but passing through a copule layers of drywall will slow it down enough that it won't kill the neighbors.

    Ditto at the country house: 12 guage w/00 buck. (Closest houses are over 1/10th mile away and the siding is wood over wood, shots where a good guy is behind the bad guy and an interior wall virtually impossible.)

    Personal carry: 38 special airweight for cities, 45 ACP backup for country hikes (where I might have to deal with a coyote, mountain lion, bobcat, or bear). Will probably switch to 357 magnum now that NV alows more than two on the license, since slide-actions are more often problematic in a pinch. Both only where it's legal, of course. (I.e. in NV but not CA.)

    And of course the personal carry pistol can be used for home defense if you happen to have it handy - like when you've just arrived, are unloading the luggage, and haven't pulled the shotgun out of the safe yet. A likely time for a bad guy to come at you, when things are open and you're distracted.

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  62. I already used my allowance of 'wrong' today by Glonoinha · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sorry, I was wrong earlier today, used up my allowance of 'wrong' so I'm just gonna have to be right on this one. I'm sure you understand.

    Texas Penal Code Chapter 9 Subchapter D Subsection 9.42 says (and I'm quoting) : Aww hell, read it yourself. Scroll about 3/4 the way down, look for '9.42. Deadly force to protect property.'

    Long story short, it's not a myth. Fun fact - it doesn't even have to be your property. Watch a purse snatcher take a random woman's purse, if she screams for your help you are legally authorized to shoot him to death and recover her purse. Check out PC 9.43, sub 2A (also in that link.)

    You would be awed by the different circumstances under which you are legally allowed to kill a man in Texas. Your life is going to suck for a while if you do, and you may need to retain a lawyer - but when push comes to shove if you were acting in good faith, have a clean record, and were protecting yourself, your family, or your personal property you will get away with it.

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  63. Re:its obvious by gibbsjoh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Canadians are also better educated than Yanks. Go figure.

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  64. as usual, one step left out by SuperBanana · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nowhere in your article did I see:

    "Keep the gun in a location where it cannot be stolen and cannot be used by your 12 year old to shoot his best friend or himself in the face while playing with it". IE, in a gun safe, or with a trigger lock, etc.

    I used to drive by a billboard every day that had about 12 pictures of kids, all who shot themselves or were shot by a friend, playing with a parent's gun.

  65. Re:its obvious by Kenja · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Canadians are also better educated than Yanks. Go figure."

    You calling me stupid? I'll bust a cap in yo ass!

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  66. One of many differences: War on drugs by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sorry, accidentally posted anonymously.

    Asnwer this then: 1/5th the gun deaths in Canada compared to the US.

    One of many social factors: The US war on drugs. Many homicides are drug related, directly or indirectly.

    1. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by thrash242 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is one reason why I think drugs should be legalized. Think about how much crime (and the load on police and prisons) would plummet if drugs were legalized. See Prohibition in the US. Drug prohibition causes more problems than it solves. All it does is criminalize people who use drugs and don't bother anyone. Most drug-related crime is caused by gangs killing each other for turf and junkies mugging people to get their fixes (I'm just guessing, I have no figures to back that up). If drugs were sold at legitimate stores, the prices would drop and noone would buy from gangs anymore. How many people buy cigarettes or booze from dealers in an alley? How many people steal to support their alcohol or tobacco habit? Not many in both cases, I bet. Except maybe in NY, where taxes are so high on cigarettes that they cost about $7 a pack, last I heard.

      I, for the record, do no drugs other than caffeine and very moderate alcohol. I'm actually personally against drug use, but I see that laws against it accomplish nothing. What you do with yourself is your own business unless you hurt someone else.

    2. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by BreadMan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I couldn't agree more. The "war on drugs" has resulted market distortions that make more problems than the fix.

      The drugs themselves are *very* cheap to grow and produce. A free market would result in lower priced drugs, so even if you were a listless addict, you'd need to steal less in order to support your habit. I'm also betting that most casual users would pay for the better quality of a branded product, resulting in a decent market for companies wanting to supply the average user.

      I also don't like how personal liberties have been eroded by the need to enforce current drug laws. The bar for searching your person and property has decreased and the rules reporting certain banking transactions shouldn't be tolerated. Plus, the ability for the government to impound your property just for suspecting you're involved in something illegal is shameful.

      Bet you didn't know the US as once "dope fiend's paradise"

    3. Re:One of many differences: War on drugs by thrash242 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's true, but why should they be illegal just because they're addicive? Alcohol and tobacco are fairly addictive, yet are legal.

      Keep in mind that all drugs were legal at one point, and while people may have been addicted, civilization didn't grind to a halt. Today, there are quite a few aloholics, but most still are productive members of society. It's a risk you take if you try a substance that is known to be addictive.

  67. Gun deaths lower, but other rates higher.. by Shivetya · · Score: 5, Informative

    The assault rate per 100,000 is higher in Canada.

    Sexual Assault, 32.8 per 100k US to 77.5 Canada

    Robbery higher in US, 144.9 to 88.0 but there is no mention if this includes use of a gun

    Aggravated assault, Canada is higher with 761 to 323.

    These are numbers for 2000...

    Only problem aligning the two is definitions... I found that Aggravated Assualt in Canada is 3 categories but usually all clumped together.

    What the numbers usually imply that if the criminal knows your not supposed to be armed you are an easier mark. This was proven a few times in Washington DC by comparing the times of day when certain crimes occured and how ofter. DC has very strict gun control laws...

    Laws don't mean anything to most criminals. Access to guns is very easy and the better deterrent is to make yourself unattractive to would be assailants.

    This can include..
    1. Stay in very visible areas.
    2. Living in a well lit area
    3. House on the main street of a neighborhood
    4. Front side apartments
    5. Living where gun ownership is permitted (esp carry/concealed)
    6. Having nosy neighbors
    7. Keeping doors and windows locked and closed on ground levels.
    8. Having a well lit backyard. (fences can work against you)
    9. Dogs are nice.
    10. Home security systems and signs to help "advertise it" - (will deter some)

    There are many things to deter crime, don't for a minute think laws have much to do with it.

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  68. You don't "kill someone because of tresspassing" by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Informative

    Killing someone because of trespassing? Someone that's almost surely unarmed!? That's the last solution I would've chosen, if at all.

    "Because of tresspassing". Not even "because he tresspassed". Already your bending the language to avoid putting the responsibility where it belongs - on the person who chose to "tresspass", almost certainly as the first step of committing a more serious crime - like car theft, vandalism, rape, burglary, etc.

    But you DON'T shoot somebody who's just tresspassing. You warn them off (or in some jusisdictions, if you have evidence of a lot more than tresspass, demand they stay put with their hands where you can see them until the police arrive to sort it all out.)

    If you'd actually TAKEN the course recommended by the original poster, you'd know that.

    As for "unarmed":

    If you point a gun at somebody and demand that he leave, and he comes at you instead, either he's armed or plumb crazy and thinks he's strong enough to take you DESPITE the gun. Either way a "reasonable and prudent person" would believe that he's about to take "serious bodily harm" unless he does something.

    THAT's the legal standard for firing.

    But not for KILLING. You fire to STOP THE ATTACK. Maybe one in four he dies. His tough luck.

    If you're a 120-pound skinny (or 250-pound fat) nerd and he's a 280-pound muscle-bound felon who spent two years pumping iron in stir until they let him out last week, he doesn't NEED a weapon to take you. But that doesn't mean he doesn't have one. Him coming at you after you point a gun at him and tell him to leave is a VERY strong hint.

    Fortunately, most crooks are smart enough to realize that if you've got the gun pointed at them it's time to leave now. So you almost NEVER have to shoot.

    But (like seatbelts, fire extinguishers, and armies) you have to be READY and WILLING to use them when they're needed or there's no point in having them in the first place. And some human predators are good enough at reading your resolve that they'll know if you're NOT willing to shoot - so you have to be willing.

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  69. Goldie Looking Chain by CmdrGravy · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Guns don't kill you - rappers do."

  70. Re:My Advice: Bring The Pain by Bloodmoon1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Good luck with that.

    Just hear me out here. If you read the Declaration of Independence, it more or less says people have not only the right but the responsibility to overthrow corrupt governments for the good of the country (country and government are NOT the same thing). Combine this with the 2nd Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which is there to ensure people have the means to overthrow the government if need be (anyone that says it's there for hunting is a moron), and you can clearly see the founding fathers of the U.S. intended for the populace to always be able to keep the government in check with the threat of revolution if the governement became corrupt.

    Initally, a farmer could more or less be on par with the military if he could afford it. As time has went on however, that parity has been lost, as more and more weapons are illegal for civilians to have. This is not what was intended when this country was founded. I, as well as any other citizen, should be fully able to have nuclear weapons and fully stocked aircraft carriers if I can afford them, not to mention assault weapons and other non-WMDs. It may sound extremist, but it would ensure our government stays true to its principals for all time. Now, you can take that as funny or insightful or whatever, but taken strictly, it's the damn truth.

    And just remember, a man with a gun is a citizen, capable of defending himself, his country, and his fellow citizens from threats both foreign and domestic. A man without a gun is a subject, who must depend on others for protection. I know, a gun isn't going to stop a bomber aircraft, but it is going to go a long way if everyone takes up arms. Look at how many problems we're having in Iraq, and that's only thanks to a very small minority of the country who views us as hostile invaders and has taken up arms against us. While we are winning, a small, dedicated group is managing to heavily slow the progress of the mightiest military humanity has ever known. Weither or not they are right is irrelevent, they are getting results.

    I always hope and pray to whatever god that I'll never need to actually kill anyone, but at the same time, I'll gladly slaughter this whole damn world if that's what it takes. You just go ahead and look me up if you should require protection at a later point in time. You will, of course, have to get up to speed, but most of the world has grown complacent over time, so we can't hold it against you.

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  71. A few ideas.... by PotatoHead · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Do get the dog. Others posted that, I am just saying do it.

    Get home security stickers. You know, the protected by ADT kind. Buying the system is optional however. Monitoring will let you know you have been hit, but the big deterrent is simply the idea that the system is there. Place them and the yard signs in obvious places.

    Use outside lights that are on all the time. Lighting your home up costs a bit, but nothing says go away like a nice clean home that is well lit.

    Make sure the place is clean and sharp.

    Start or participate in a local neighborhood watch program. These things are pretty cool. You get to know the local folks. Everyone takes turns just keeping an eye out. We have regular people who will walk around the block every so often just to see what has changed.

    Meet your neighbors. After you get to know one another you can better watch for changes or people that are not supposed to be there. Also it's nice to have somebody to tell when you are not going to be home for a while.

    Along the clean and sharp line, step away from the house and look at the neighborhood. Whose house would you hit? Do those simple things that keep your house at the bottom of the list. Make sure there are no easy temptations. Sometimes it's a slippery slope with minor property crime. A couple of successful hits on a particular home will make the perp more comfortable. Do not encourage that.

    Use house timers to vary the interior lighting in the evening. Again, this costs a bit, but does a lot to keep you at the bottom of the list. Change is bad for planning crime.

    Put a little radio or television somewhere and leave it on where it can just be heard outside in the evening, but not annoying to your neighbors.

    There is no real security. If somebody really wants to hit your place they are going to be able to do it. The key is making them consider another option.

  72. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As previous posters have pointed out, the man did not set out to kill anyone. He just took precautions against future crimes and waited until the armed robber clearly posed a threat to him.

    I will never understand people like you, who are bothered by the average person having the right to defend themself when their life is clearly being threatened. Does it make you feel better if only the police can have means to protect anyone? You know, the police can't be everywhere, and they're not going to take responsibility for every crime that they could not prevent. Morally, I don't know how you could say that a person robbing someone else has more rights than the one being robbed. I'm not advocating vigilante justice, far from it. I'm saying that somebody should not be legally required to submit to the whims of armed thugs.

  73. But the bumper sticker is... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 5, Funny

    When you're sleeping, those aren't particularly effective. ;-)

    But the NRA and CRPA bumper stickers (and the "I'd rather be hunting" license plate frame) on the car in the driveway IS. B-)

    In particular, the burglars that were working their way down our street a few years back skipped two houses - the retired cop two doors up (whose son had similar stickers) and ours.

    Current neighborhood has a couple gangs trying to move in. They've intimidated witnesses - with both minor and major vandalism - elsewhere on our block. They have NOT done that to OUR place. B-)

    Closest they came is when their spokesthug came buy and asked the wife (an NRA-certified fireams / personal-protection instructor B-) who smokes on the front porch and watches neighborhood goings-on) whether she was worried about attacks or breakins. She said, no, she'd just shoot anybody who tried to attack her. But wasn't she worried about her guns being stolen while she was gone? No, because the firesafe weighs too much to steal without special equipment.

    Been here over 5 years, no problems so far. B-)

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    1. Re:But the bumper sticker is... by operagost · · Score: 3, Funny
      If you don't want to put NRA stickers on your car, just put "Kerry-Edwards" and "Million-mom March" stickers on your neighbor's and a sign saying "Gun-free zone" on his lawn.

      They'll go for the easy pickins.

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  74. Just to add.. by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 3, Funny

    The turret is only responsible for rotational aiming, and a servo/pivot thing will flip the weapons towards the ENEMY. Rifle/chaingun/whatever is such that it points skywards when it is parked in the firehole.

    Maybe if you make the turret pop up very fast, it can actually look even MORE COOL!

    The only thing I'm pondering about is if it rains wouldn't all that gunk get into the barrels of your weapons?

    Even better, why not make it a cooperative system. So suppose the ENEMY runs away, wouldn't your system lose him? Not if your computers alert your neighbours and wake theirs up too. You will see the turd run down the walkway with a trail of rockets exploding behind him, just like in Duke Nukem Forever! **Except here the ENEMY is fragged before he knows it =)

    You'd obviously want to turn this thing off if your kids come home late though.. otherwise they'd innocently step onto the driveway and *boom*... the neighbourhood turns into a warzone.

  75. Laser Defense Sheild by awtbfb · · Score: 5, Informative

    My high school physics teacher had problems every Halloween with kids blowing up his mailbox with fireworks. He finally took a laser home from school, set up some mirrors and ringed his mailbox with laser tripwires. This was hooked up to a freakin' loud alarm. You get the picture.

    If you wanted to take it a step further, you could set up strobe lamps and a camera like the intersection ticket boxes. Multiple view angles would help in case the person has their back to the camera. That way, when the police came by you could hand them glossies and a DV tape of the guy.

  76. Just the sight of a burglar alarm by professorfalcon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The number one rule of burglars must be to go for the low-hanging fruit. (Wow, same rule applies to performance tuning...)

    I think burglars are smart enough to notice the burglar alarm sensors around the windows. Just the sight of these can make them choose another house instead of yours. I know someone whose neighbors have all been robbed, even during the afternoon with all sorts of people around, but his house has been spared all these years, thanks to the alarm system.

    Get an alarm system with the monitoring through a reputable company.

  77. Re:Circle of jerk by nordicfrost · · Score: 4, Interesting
    You're missing the point of escalation. In Norway, most people don't have eeasy access to firearms in their homes. The burglars know this, and it is very, very seldom they carry a piece. Why? Since they want to be as little incarcerated as possible. Rob a house, 3 years. Rob a hous, get caught with a gun, 5 years while the possible benefit of having a gun is slim to fuck all.

    now, be do have our fair share of murders and stuff (Approx. 60 murders in a population of 4,5 million) but remarably few of them are done with guns. On the other hand, we hav A LOT of MP3s (sub machine gun, full auto), AG3s (Assault rifle, full auto) and Glocks in private homes due to the national guard. But I have never, ever heard of a case where someone has picked up thir rifle to scare the thief away. There are several reasons: If the thief is armed, there's a chance he'll assult you and not run awa since he thinks attack is the best defense. You might end up killing an unarmed person, that is murder unless you were defending yourseld. (note to texans: shooting a garden gnome thief in the back is not self defence). If you detect the thief, the odds of hum bolting away is a lot greater than him attacking you, since it will make him face potentially more problems.

  78. Missing the point by craftyimp · · Score: 3, Informative

    Okay okay okay, too many comments about guns.

    Guns are not a reasonable solution for Yo Maing's problem. He/she specifically says "not looking for something that would get someone injured." Guns injure people. Besides, buying a gun and getting proper training just is not an interesting solution to the problem.

    If you really want to do a security system on the cheap look into fish alarms like http://www.outdoorsweekly.com/ultrashackfishalarm. html

    If you have one of those, you can set up a tripwire fence of barely visible fishing line around a piece of property so that when somebody or something trips it, a loud alarm goes off with flashing lights. You'll want to go with a non-nylon fishing line though because nylon stretches too much. My dad has used this system while camping in Alaska to ward off grizzlys and he's still alive too!

    If $20 is still too much, you can make your own trip-wire circuit: http://www.aaroncake.net/circuits/alarm1.htm

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  79. Being 100% serious here....... by GuyFawkes · · Score: 4, Insightful


    This is like the two guys from the nature film crew, one cameraman and one soundman, filming the lions... one of the lions gets all menacing and starts to make a run towards them...

    The sound guy kneels down and starts taking of his boots, the camera guy starts laughing and says "you won't outrun a lion like that."

    The sound guy says "I'm not trying to, I'm only going to outrun you."

    OK, same principle applies, and I'm being 100% serious here.

    You do NOT need to make yourself 100% impregnable, you only need to make sure you aren't the most attractive to the thieves etc

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    http://slashdot.org/~GuyFawkes/journal
  80. One word: Geese by rmdir+-r+* · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Not those little Canadian geese, the ones with the three foot long necks (I can't remember what they're called. Damnit. Someone help me out here). I have a friend who lives in a... bad area, and trust me, NOONE messes with their three geese. Those suckers will A) Wake up the entire neighborhood B) Rip off a finger C) Crap on your shoe and D) Go for the gonads, all within ten seconds. They're kind of messy, but trust me, nobody is messing with them.

  81. Re:I have a better one.. by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's usually illegal to have a static firearm with a trap mechanism.

    They used to have things like this all the time in Europe and North America for both setting traps for deer, boar, bears and to keep poachers away, they became illegal a while back I think.

    So what you are talking about is always pretty much illegal, with the guns at least.

  82. Cost-effectiveness. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 4, Insightful

    However, these able-bodied societal leeches that suck down money from those of us that are middle class can rot AFAIC. Lock them up and throw away the key.

    You do know how expensive it is to imprison people, right? Especially since we have to make room for a hojillion non-violent weed smokers, and thus build new prisons?

    It's cheaper to educate and train someone than it is to imprison them. But both cost money, both are social spending. It's just that the latter option doesn't even pretend to have a positive effect; it just tried to prevent future harm.

    --grendel drago

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    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
  83. Switzerland by ZeLonewolf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Switzerland: Every citizen between 18 and 40 is required to have a gun in their house. Gun deaths are near nil.

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    "If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards."
  84. Re:Rifles, shotguns, pistols, etc. for home defens by zbuffered · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Having read articles (I might even have one handy) about police who've emptied 9mm handgun clips into bad guys, only to be taken out with a single shot from a .22 pistol (the bad guy later bled out and died, but his blood pressure was high enough for him to return fire for at least 30 seconds), near-lethal force means you drop your attacker and hope he lives. If he's on his feet coming at you, you're still defending yourself.

    Those same articles reccommend shooting for the pelvis instead of the chest. Still a wide target, but if you break the pelvic bone, your attacker's body will not support their weight and they will fall. A man with a lethal wound to the chest is not necessarily going to stop coming at you until he bleeds out.

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  85. Re:I have a better one.. by Glonoinha · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmmm - his UID is 1029 (that's frigging ancient), his name is Wyatt Earp, and his web site is bloodshed.org.

    I would take gun advice from him, ayup!

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    Glonoinha the MebiByte Slayer
  86. Ninjas! by emilng · · Score: 4, Funny

    Better yet, you can mount some ninjas in those turrets.

    THAT would be cool.

  87. I find that offensive by argoff · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I find your attitude offensive. There are so many honest people in the world who have had desperate circumstances, unequal wealth, and bad situations - and who were good honest and even productive inspite of it all. In fact, the history if the United States is made of such people. You really slap these people in the face when you suggest that "well all we need is the right circumstances"

    The best way of all to stop crime it to show people that they are destined by choices and not curcumstances. The second best way is to set a good example.

    Taking money from one set of people just because they have more - is a great way to teach people why it's ok to steal and take things - just because you percieve you need it more than they do. Making social programs that center arround circumstance is a great way to teach people that it's not about their choices but their situations. It would seem to me that all of those would have the exact opposite effect as intended.

    Not to mention that history has shown that the only effective way to reduce poverty and bad situations is to increase freedoms - especially economic freedoms, a progreesive tax does just the opposite. It's like that saying - if you can shit on one wealthy man - then you can shit on 10000 poor men.

  88. Some simple things: all "low-tech" by helix_r · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I live in Baltimore city in a _very_ high crime neighborhood (albeit one that is rapidly gentrifying ). My neighhors and I have encountered all kinds of criminal activity.

    Some suburban blowhards will say to get a gun first, but there are a number of things you can do that are more effective than having a gun. Simple preventative measures will go much farther than a loaded gun in the closet. If you have to have a gun, fine, but do the things below FIRST:

    1) Keep an eye on things. Call the cops whenever something remotely suspicious is happening. Don't hesitate to call 911. The system can handle a tremendous number of calls and they know how to prioritize. Even if the police don't respond to the call, it is logged and stats are collected. In most urban areas, 911 call stats are used to allocate police resources. When calling 911 be accurate, specific and unemotional.

    2) Don't leave _ANYTHING_ in your car and use a club. Larceny from auto is the hallmark of a drug addict criminal. They want easy targets. Even change on the dashboard is worth breaking a window to them. They don't think like normal people. Be discreet, don't show off wealth or new acquisitions.

    3) Get to know your neighbors. Share information. Talk about what is happening in the neighborhood. The police in your area may offer "neighborhood watch" programs that educate folks about crime. This is usually done through their community relations department. Its a good way to learn about real crime prevention.

    Please don't get a gun because some armchair libertarians on slashdot think its a good idea. If you have a gun, it is only useful if you confront the criminal. In the VAST majority of property crimes, you never even SEE the criminal. In those rare cases where you happen to catch the punk, you will discover something that is NOT what you expect: often a child, or a desparate drug addict who couldn't care less about risking his life and yours to get away. If you have a gun and display it, you have to be prepared to kill someone and face the permanent consequences of a potentially tragic mistake and the tremendous guilt that any normal person will feel even if they kill in self-defense.

  89. A little clarification by kajoob · · Score: 3, Informative

    You are close, but I must again say that you are incorrect on this point. Trust me, if someone stole your ipod while you were down in the great state of Texas and to exact your revenge you hunted the thief down and killed him, you would indeed be rung up on 1st degree murder charges.

    I think this may be my fault for not being entirely specific about the Texas statute, and for that I apologize. Let me try to be more explicit.....

    The statute we're both talking about is sec. 9.42 of Title 2 of the Texas Code. It does in fact say that you can kill a person to defend property alone, however, if you read to the end of the statute [specifically 9.42(3)(b)], reprinted here:

    (b)the use of force other than deadly force to protect or recover the land or property would expose the actor or another to a substantial risk of death or serious bodily injury.

    You will find that the use of deadly force to protected property is only allowed in those instances in which the protection of said property with deadly force is the only means available to prevent death or serious bodily injury to yourself or another. This is an extremely steep burden and although Texas does have that old wild west reputation, people are most certainly not allowed to kill simply for the fact that their property has been damaged or stolen.

    Again I apologize for not being specific about this earlier, and it's possible that we were both right. I hope I cleared this up somewhat.

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  90. Kleck's numbers don't add up - numerical analysis by Dire+Bonobo · · Score: 3, Interesting
    > Based on his extensive independent survey research, Kleck estimates that each year Americans
    > use guns for protection from criminals more than 2.5 million times annually.

    If you look at Kleck's numbers, they don't add up.

    Kleck's survey reported that 8% of defensive gun uses involved the target being wounded or killed. With Kleck's estimate of 2,500,000 DGUs per year, that gives us 200,000 DGU-caused firearm deaths or injuries per year.

    Studies have shown that approximately 23% of firearm injuries are fatal. Accordingly, Kleck's survey numbers imply that DGUs account for 46,000 killings by firearm per year.

    However, the total number of non-suicide firearm deaths per year is only 20,000.

    We're left with only a few possibilities:
    1) DGU gunshot wounds are vastly less lethal than any other gunshot wound. Unlikely - bullets are bullets.
    2) DGU-performing people are very good at hiding bodies. Unlikely.
    3) Kleck's survey numbers are unreliable.

    Occam's Razor points very strongly at that latter choice. Kleck's survey produces numbers that do not match reality; ergo, Kleck's survey is not reliable.

    By contrast, the government's National Crime Victimization Survey suggests that about 100,000 DGUs occur each year. At an 8% hit rate and a 23% fatality rate, that would give 2,000 defensive firearm killings per year. That's still 10 times what the FBI cites the number as, but is quite close to Kleck's own estimates.



    Why is Kleck's survey result so unreliable? Consider what is meant by "defensive gun usage": any time the presence of a gun - even if not shown - makes the owner believe a crime or attack was prevented, that's a defensive gun use.

    The last time she had a bear nosing around her yard, my mother threw a rubber boot at it to scare it away. According to the methodology used to define defensive gun usages, this would count as a "defensive boot usage" against the bear.

    Virtually anything would have worked to scare the bear off; had the boot not been available, there still would have been no bear attack. Self-reported "defensive gun usages" suffer from exactly the same bias and flaw - people report protecting themselves with a gun when either:
    (a) there was in reality no protection needed, or
    (b) any of a number of alternative techniques would have defended the person just as well.

    For example, consider this "defensive gun usage" story from a similar survey:

    `The police called. The alarm in my building went off so I went there to shut it off. Two men were outside my building, so from my car I shot at the ground near them.'

    That's self-defense? Who's to say those two men hadn't just stopped for a smoke? Similarly,

    A 58-year-old male is watching TV with a holster strapped on him. He tells us, `I was watching a movie, and he (an acquaintance) interrupted me. I yelled that I was going to shoot him, and he ran to his car.'

    This is a defensive gun usage? This is the kind of "self-defense" story that gets multiplied by 10,000 by Kleck to estimate the number of DGUs per year? No wonder his numbers are off.
    (source)

    The logical flaw is similar to the famous anti-tiger stone ("this stone repels tigers from my lawn; I know it works because I haven't seen any tigers here in downtown Springfield in the last 10 years") - whether or not a gun has made them safer, participants in this

  91. True, but the likelyhood is next to zero. by tentimestwenty · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In the extremely unlikely situation that someone breaks into your house while you're there, follow these steps:

    1. Yell "I have called 911 and the police are on their way." There are very few people that aren't going to turn and run.
    2. If they aren't scared away try to escape and call police from a neighbour's house.

    There are so few home invasions to start with and so few that are with intent to physically harm, the miniscule amount left over could be discounted as freak occurrences. People have a way of seizing on the worst case outcome no matter how rare and using that as a justification. Realistically, neither the event, nor the overblown countermeasure will ever be tested.

    Like I said in the parent post, install a security camera or get a dog. Both are social deterrents that in time will dissuade thieves from trying anything as risky as home invasion

  92. Sounding off. by pi_rules · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well, I didn't see this mentioned by anybody: Rubber balls out of a shotgun. Somebody said rock salt earlier and got modded 5: Funny. WTF is that?

    Here's a webpage that sells a number of 12 gauge rounds: http://www.ammoman.com/webstore_12GA.htm

    Shipping with him is great, and the prices (at least on the other stuff -- I don't buy enough 12 gauge loads to know) is very well priced.

    You've got plenty of suggestions on how to DETER people away from the residence. Motion sensor lights, dogs, stickers, etc.

    Once they're in your house it's a whole nother matter. It's nice and quaint that you don't want them to be injured. Bust into the area where I'M sleeping for the night (this goes for when I'm on the road) and odds are injury will be the least of your worries.

    I'm sure every gun hating hoplophobe on Slashdot is going to call me friggen Rambo for this setup, but here's what I run:

    Remington 870 (cheap, and with the synthetic stocks and rubber recoil pad very managable) -- if you can find one get a smooth bore barrel in 18-20". Odds are the off-the-shelf stuff is going to be 20". Stick with that. I load with 4 rounds (pretty limited mag) of 000 Buck. I do NOT keep one in the chamber myself BUT if that was my primary HD (Home Defense gun) I sure as heck would.

    On top of that I keep a good pistol at the bedside. I actually tend to change this out now and again with various models as it depends on what I'm practicing with most at the time. However, that's kept "Condition 1" -- one round in the chamber and safety on.

    Explanation:

    Shotgun is there in the event that I get some kind of advanced warning of an intruder. My door is solid steel and the deadbolt is pretty danged solid. Odds are I'll hear you banging on it a bit. In that event, shotgun comes off the floor and a round goes into the chamber. Time provided the spare round goes into the tube and I hunker down behind my bed for cover and line 'er up on the door. Oh, yes, I live alone. Whole situation changes when you've got kids, but since you're writing and your mother lives alone I presume you're all moved out.

    If you get in instantly (window crashes, or door takes one solid whack) I'm just rolling off the bed and grabbing my pistol.

    Now, if I wanted to take a "feel good and don't hurt anybody" approach I'd do the following:

    870 stocked with 2 shells of the rubber shot stuff. One IN THE FRIGGEN CHAMBER! Here's why: Presuming you have a house of reasonable size it will NOT be immediately apparent which room is your mother's bedroom. Racking that shotgun, while it MAY scare them off, will only cause them to draw their pistols and proceed accordingly. No need to give them a head's up. Behind those two rounds of rubber balls keep some 000 buck shot. If they're still advancing after 2 rounds of rubber balls (presuming they DIDN't shoot you mother while she wasted valuable time with a less-than-lethal-hope-this-works method) then hopefully the 000 buck'll do the job and make them STOP!

    You don't shoot to kill. I don't train for that. You shoot to STOP. Maybe the rubber balls will work. We KNOW the 000 Buck works (or 00 Buck, suit to your tastes)

    Ammoman offers a variety of them. When you see "Tactical Law Enforcement" next to the names dont' be afraid. That that really means is "docile, won't rip your shoulder off loads only good for maybe 25 yards against human targets" -- which is EXACTLY what you want when arming a woman.

    20 gauge is suitable also -- but I'd stick with a pump for reliability.

    I'm a geek, but there's no way in HELL I'd be able to sleep at night if I told my mom that I thought her best bet was to sit there with a media player hooked up to a computer and motion sensor that'd play the sound of a shotgun racking if she died. No thank you.

    A lot in life boils down to what you would REGRET MORE later on the down the road. I wouldn't want to be the guy at my mom's funeral thinking "Man, I thought that

  93. A mate of mine... by leonbrooks · · Score: 5, Interesting
    ...(hi, Bruce!) rigged his car up with a pair of sirens under the dashboard rated at 105dB at 3m. One night while he was at work, he heard the sirens from downstairs and went haring down to see. He found:
    • His car, a Holden HZ sedan, with the door open; and
    • His steering column partially disassembled; and
    • Traces of blood and hair on assorted knobs and corners under the dash and on the door; and
    • No car thief.
    You see, 105dB at 3m in free space equals 117dB at about 40cm, which was the approximate distance between the screamers and the thief's ears as he lay in the footwell jiggering the ignition switch on the steering column.

    This is in a mostly-enclosed hard-walled space, which has to be worth at least another 12dB. And there were two of them, so add another 3dB as icing on the cake, draw a line, 132dB.

    The threshold of pain, for reference, is 120dB.

    If you're going to bother building a car alarm, get it right. (-:
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    Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing
    1. Re:A mate of mine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      your mate is a smart one.

      every car alarm I installed was this way, install the siren INSIDE the car.

      Nobody pay's attentino to car alarms, so you need to annoy the hell out of the bugger that is trying to steal from you.

      I personally liked what a friend of mine did, he set up a flashpot in the car.

      alarm went off, you had 10 seconds to shut it off before the flashpot was ignited and filled the car with sulfer smoke.

      we found his car thief lying on the ground gasping for air, and the police and fire were called by someone that ignored the car alarm but thought a car was on fire.

      People will call for a fire right away, but they dont care if your stuff is getting stolen.

  94. No, dumbass. by devphil · · Score: 3, Informative


    You apparently missed

    Take a firearm safety course.
    which was the first item on the list. Any such course will cover safe and appropriate methods of storage, if they're even halfway decent.
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    You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. (Edwards' Law)
  95. Chessies by cjsnell · · Score: 4, Informative

    BTW, speaking as a dog trainer and having worked in kennels for many years the very BEST guard dog in the world is a Chesapeak Bay Retriever. They are gentle and loyal with the elderly and children but make the best, most intelligent guard dogs there is. A Chessie is NOT afraid to knock a perp over and stand on them snarling in there face and only bite if necessarly till help arrives without any training in protection work.
    Also, they love to "be tough" without actually being mean.


    Couldn't agree with you more (see my .sig). They can be crazy
    and they can be high energy but they can also be chill and sweet.

    The only problem with Chessies is that they are not suited to everybody. As I'm sure you know, they can also be food-protective and their wariness of strangers can lead to problems. A dog that attacks burglars is good but I've also had mine charge at neighbors who are walking down the sidewalk. You have to assert your dominance if you're going to own a chessie.

  96. Giant Cock by superpulpsicle · · Score: 4, Funny

    No no no. A gun would work in the 80s. Now criminals have stinger missiles and humvee mounted machine guns. You'll never outgun them.

    Just get a giant wobbling sculptured cock at your front step. Any criminal walking by will be reminded of Clockwork Orange, and they'll say "Cool" and walk away.

  97. Re:Well he fucking *killed* someone! by berzerke · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...You know, the police can't be everywhere, and they're not going to take responsibility for every crime that they could not prevent...

    Most people (esp. many anti-gun people) don't realize that the police have no legal requirement to come to your aid (at least in the US; probably elsewhere too).

    Warren v. District of Columbia is one of the leading cases of this type. Two women were upstairs in a townhouse when they heard their roommate, a third woman, being attacked downstairs by intruders. They phoned the police several times and were assured that officers were on the way. After about 30 minutes, when their roommate's screams had stopped, they assumed the police had finally arrived.

    When the two women went downstairs they saw that in fact the police never came, but the intruders were still there. As the Warren court graphically states in the opinion: "For the next fourteen hours the women were held captive, raped, robbed, beaten, forced to commit sexual acts upon each other, and made to submit to the sexual demands of their attackers."

    The three women sued the District of Columbia for failing to protect them, but D.C.'s highest court exonerated the District and its police, saying that it is a "fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia, 444 A.2d 1 (D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981).]

  98. Re:Americans and their guns... by NerveGas · · Score: 4, Insightful


    It's common for Europeans to believe that they're enlightened enough not to need guns. Unfortunately, they're living in a dream.

    Remember the massacre of the Israeli olympians in Munich? Well, about two years ago, I had the pleasure of speaking with the person who was the deputy mayor of the Olympic village at that time. He went into great detail about how they, as Germans, were very eager to prove to the rest of the world that they were an educated, enlightened society - that they didn't have need of heavy security, armed guards, etc..

    The then told me about how horrible the massacre was, and the deep, personal pain that he endured having to assist the families of the slain athletes. After he had finished, he told me this:

    "We thought that we were so educated and enlightened that we didn't need weapons. What we didn't realize is that no matter how enlightened we were, there are others in the world who are not."

    You can be as enlightened and educated as you want, but when someone comes into your house with a baseball bat, smashes your face in, then rapes your wife and daughters as he chokes them to death, your enlightenment and education gained you exactly nothing. That's right, nothing.

    And if you believe that the life of said murderer/rapist is so precious that you and your family should give up your lives so that he won't have to, well, good luck with that. The gene pool will be better off without you.

    The best solution, as mentionned previously, is to have good neighbours and not expose your belongings.

    Again, you're living in a dream world. Your neighbors can move and sell their house, then what do you do? I guess you can spend your entire life moving from place to place, but I don't believe that should be necessary.

    And "don't expose your belongings"? HAH! I had a car that was broken into four times in three months, all in different areas. In no case was there anything of value in the car, and nothing was taken. These worthless little streat punks cost me over a thousand dollars in broken windows just so that they could take a peek inside to see if there was anything of value. People are mugged and killed often when their total possessions are worth less than $20. For someone of such esteemed education, you seem to have very little dealings in reality.

    Steve

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    Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
  99. Re:Get a rottweiler by Graff · · Score: 4, Informative
    I have 2 Labs, a black and a yellow and 2 Goldens. When I go into town (which has a high gang ratio) and bring my Black Lab *everyone* clears the way. He is big and has presence and doesn't do the "I love everyone to death!" attitude my Goldens do.

    Labs have a great combination of intelligence, aggressiveness, protectiveness, size, and gentleness. They look tough and have a big bark but they generally don't fly off the handle. An intruder will quickly get barreled over by a Lab but if the master is around and he okays the person then the Lab will generally chill out.

    Labs are awesome with kids and are amazing at social interaction with people. My black Lab pretty much knows EXACTLY what is going on. If I'm going for a swim in the pool she is at the door before I leave my room. If I'm going to take a walk she is already by my side WITH the leash in her mouth. If I want her out of my way I just ask her to back up and she backs up, if I say move she moves out of the way.

    The worst thing is the first three years. Up until age 2 or 3 they can be unholy terrors. They are such mouthy, energetic dogs that they are constantly carrying your shoes, socks, paper, etc around the house and chewing on them. Be prepared to run them to death every day to try to tire them out. A swimming pool is perfect for this, get 2 toys, throw one in and send in the dog, when it gets back wave the second toy and throw it, then you can pick up the first one. Repeat until you have a very tired dog.

    BTW, speaking as a dog trainer and having worked in kennels for many years the very BEST guard dog in the world is a Chesapeak Bay Retriever. They are gentle and loyal with the elderly and children but make the best, most intelligent guard dogs there is. A Chessie is NOT afraid to knock a perp over and stand on them snarling in there face and only bite if necessarly till help arrives without any training in protection work.

    Chesapeake Bay Retrievers are a bit more wild and energetic than Labradors but they are also wonderful. Chessies are just as friendly as Labs but they are even WORSE when it comes to taking a break. From what I've experienced most Chessies will work or play until they literally pass out from exhaustion. They are a little dopey but not dumb, it's just that their energy is a bit too much for them to stop to think about what they are doing! They are EXTREMELY trainable and are very protective of children.

    You can hardly go wrong with either a Labrador or a Chesapeake Bay Retriever but be prepared to take a lot of walks and swims if you get one!
  100. Re:Americans and their guns... by Silas+is+back · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's common for Europeans to believe that they're enlightened enough not to need guns. Unfortunately, they're living in a dream.

    That is what YOU say. Now consider the following statistics, which I have taken from this report and which are for the year 1991: (I cut the list by some countries in the midfield)

    Murders committed with handguns annually:

    United States 8,915
    Switzerland 53
    Sweden 19
    Canada 8
    United Kingdom 7

    Murder rate (per 100,000 people):

    United States 8.40
    Canada 5.45
    Germany 4.20
    United Kingdom 1.97
    Japan 1.20
    Finland 0.70

    Murder rate for males age 15-24 (per 100,000 people):

    United States 24.4
    Canada 2.6
    Norway 2.3
    United Kingdom 2.0
    Germany 0.9
    Japan 0.5

    Rape (per 100,000 people):

    United States 37.20
    Sweden 15.70
    Germany 8.60
    United Kingdom 7.26
    Japan 1.40

    Armed robbery (per 100,000 people)

    United States 221
    Canada 94
    United Kingdom 63
    Germany 47
    Norway 22
    Japan 1

    And now tell me again that having a gun in your flat is a good prevention. I guess I need to say that I am from Switzerland and have an automatic gun (SIG Stgw 90) at home (from the army), as every male citizen has, but you can`t get bullets for it (the ones you have are in a sealed package).

    As for the question for security: I lock the door, that`s it, but I guess in the US that is unfortunately not enough.
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  101. Occam's Razor by stephanruby · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Follow Occam's Razor. Think of the simplest answer you can possibly think of and find a way to achieve it.

    In my case, I moved to a safer neighborhood. It took me two years to effect the move to one of the two neighborhoods I had in mind, but the wait was worth it. My neighborhood is now safer and cleaner, and yet I didn't have to sacrifice on the amount of rent I was paying, nor did I sacrifice on the amount of time I was spending on the commute. It took a while, but my patience paid off.

    Now, I don't know the age of your mother, but assuming she's getting older. Do you think her neighborhood is going to improve, or get worse? And as she does become older, do you think it will get easier for her to move, or not? It's never easy to move and it's never a good time to move, but it's usually one of the best and healthiest solutions.

  102. Re:LBM (Appearances can work too) by Afrosheen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Stinking of cheap cologne, hairspray and marijuana smoke probably goes a long way towards keeping people off of you as well. Add to that your primered 1984 Iroc Camaro with non-matching wheels leaking oil in the driveway, and you have a perfect front. Nothing to steal here, keep moving. As a matter of fact, if anyone breaks in, they'll probably get robbed instead, or at the very least get a contact high.

    Old school stoners are still the scariest kind.

  103. get to know your neighbors by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I realize the post was a request for solutions for geeks, but meet your neighbors. Invite them over one address at a time for 45 minutes over a coffee or whatever. Keep it simple and friendly. No politics, bragging, etc. out of your mouth and let it slide if your guests let something slip. Small talk for 20-30 seconds if you see them on the street or at least wave.

    What does that do? Not much, at first but then they know who you are and some will also get to know their neighbors better. Some may even become better friends.

    I've done that in many places and in other places my neighbors have beat me to it. One street still has an annual block party to this day.

    Millions of car alarms go off so often for no reason that it's no deterrent. However, you will act different when someone you know sees a problem with your car or other liabilities if they know you or vice versa.

    Second, if your mom lives in a neighborhood with too high a yuppie content, then it may be easier to move than to retrain them. They're not community builders, but instead they rather let it fall apart.

    I'm sure your mom can handle these thing, but they take a few months to a couple of years to kick in.

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  104. Low Tech is the best way! by bhima · · Score: 5, Informative
    A few years ago I lived in the US and the previous owner seeing the decline in the neighborhood took a couple of simple steps that in hindsight made a lot of sense.

    Out of sight out of mind: He closed in his carport so you couldn't see his car

    Inconvenience potential burglars: a pet fence around the back yard (with the gate locked), storm windows and storm doors extra locks on widows and doors.

    A thorny defense: All the windows had holly bushes growing under and around them.

    looking like you have nothing to steal: The house wasn't the best in the neighborhood or the worst and all the improvements were either invisible to the casual observer or common place.

    In summary the house was the least attractive target on the whole block with many inconveniences visible from the street, where presumably the potential burglars case the property.

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  105. Re:been debunked BULLSHIT ALERT by perly-king-69 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Bullshit. In Britain we have incredibly few gun related crimes. It's big news, really big news if someone is killed by the bullet in this country. It's not an everyday occurance and has hardly risen dramatically.


    The problem is yours. The US glamourises violence and gun use. Every other film coming out of the states features guy shooting each other. Your head of state poses aboard warships. You're OBSESSED with guns, with violence, with killing.


    I think it was Shaw who said the US is the only country to have gone from Barbarism to Decadence without experiencing Civilisation.

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  106. Beware the "Beware of dog" variety by babybird · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It should be noted that "Beware of dog" signs on your property are a serious legal liability in the United States should you happen to own a dog and it ever attack someone. Lawyers say you're actually better off without having the signs if you actually do have a dog, because having such a sign implies that you are aware of the possibility that the dog may pose a danger and you can be charged with criminal negligence in many states because of it.

    What I used to have were a few window stickers on my car that I got from police friends. Things that suggest an affiliation or friendliness with the local police departments or other law enforcement agencies. Mine were for supporters of Colorado State Troopers and the NRA.

    Personally I think the law enforcement ones are a little more effective, because I've had a few friends with just the NRA stickers on their cars have their cars broken into on several occassions. I suspect maybe the criminals are hoping to find firearms to steal.

    Best of that type, if you could get any, might be to try and find some kind of federal law enforcement stickers. FBI or U.S. Martial Service would probably be the best deterent of that type.

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