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Lexar JumpDrive Password Scheme Cracked

Saint Aardvark writes "Lexar describes the JumpDrive Secure as "loaded with software that lets you password-protect your data. If lost or stolen, you can rest assured that what you've saved there remains there with 256-bit AES encryption." @stake has a different take: The password can be observed in memory or read directly from the device, without evidence of tampering." And best of all, the punch line: "[The password] is stored in an XOR encrypted form and can be read directly from the device without any authentication." That's why I use ROT-13 for my encryption needs."

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  1. And it only took the guys at distributed.net by PrimeWaveZ · · Score: 4, Funny

    Three years to get .01% of the way done cracking this before someone realized it was ROT13. ;)

  2. Dude, by 2names · · Score: 5, Funny

    EVERYTHING violates the DMCA. Everything. Even talking about violating the DMCA violates the DMCA.

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    "I'm just here to regulate funkiness."
    1. Re:Dude, by Ignominious+Cow+Herd · · Score: 5, Funny

      So, all we have to do is prove that the DMCA violates the DMCA and it will disappear in a puff of illogic, right?

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      Lump lingered last in line for brains, and the ones she got were sorta rotten and insane.
    2. Re:Dude, by MalaclypseTheYounger · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ane then it will be replaced with an even larger piece of illogical rubbish.

      Some say this has already happened.

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    3. Re:Dude, by grassy_knoll · · Score: 2, Funny

      Even talking about violating the DMCA violates the DMCA.

      When did the DCMA become Fight Club?

      [Badum-ching]

    4. Re:Dude, by Caseyscrib · · Score: 2, Funny
      When did the DCMA become Fight Club?

      August.

    5. Re:Dude, by CMRichar · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought this was covered in the first meeting...

      The first rule of the DMCA is You do NOT talk about the DMCA.
      The second rule of the DMCA is YOU DO NOT TALK about the DMCA.
      The third rule of the DMCA, someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out, is violating the DMCA.
      Fourth Rule, Two attorneys to a case.
      Fifth rule, No limits to the number of cases, fellas.
      Sixth rule, No Shirt, No Shoes. They are officially circumvention devices under DMCA law.
      Seventh Rule, cases will go on as long as they have to.
      And eighth and final rule, If this is your first night at the DMCA, you have to be sued.

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      "Good night, good work, sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning." - Dread Pirate Roberts
  3. Cue::Cat by althalus · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's what happens when you get your security developers from the Cue::Cat Development team. Wasnt' their 'encryption' just XOR or something similar?

    1. Re:Cue::Cat by artemis67 · · Score: 5, Funny

      that, and their password was "PASSWORD"

  4. It's a "feature" by grunt107 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It allows those who forget their passwords to quickly access the 'lostpaswd?' file, saving on support calls.

  5. Seriously by Alien54 · · Score: 2, Funny
    This is up to the highest standards of the RIAA and MPA. Really.

    You will be legally liable for the legal consequences of any attempt to break through this advanced encryption technology.

    --
    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
  6. The #1 DMCA Rule by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    > EVERYTHING violates the DMCA. Everything. Even talking about violating the DMCA violates the DMCA.

    The number one rule of talking about the DMCA and archiving the results, encrypted, on a Lexar JumpDrive.

    You do NOT talk about DMCA and archive the results, encrypted, on a Lexar Jumpdrive!

    1. Re:The #1 DMCA Rule by mothz · · Score: 5, Funny
      But if you did talk about the DMCA and encrypt the results, it would require someone else to violate the DMCA to decrypt the results to prove your guilt. Furthermore, it would take someone to even think about violating the DMCA, thereby being in automatic violation of the DMCA, to even suspect that you violated the DMCA.

      Tin-foil hats work, I tell you!

    2. Re:The #1 DMCA Rule by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 3, Funny

      i use a uranium hat - it protects the data in my brain, like file shredding, except better

    3. Re:The #1 DMCA Rule by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Tin-foil hats work, I tell you!

      Indeed they do. When the government's orbiting atomic-powered microwave mind-beam satellites are activated to make sure the election goes off without a hitch this time, that tinfoil crisper up there will help turn your head a nice golden brown. Important safety tip: tinfoil hats are not for use in a conventional oven.

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  7. Re:Even worse... by Minwee · · Score: 4, Funny

    And more importantly, do you even know what "redundant" means?

  8. Re:An embarassment of security. by pete-classic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Horseshit. All my data is XORed against itself before it is written to disk. I assure you that you can't crack it.

    -Peter

  9. I couldn't remember what by 2names · · Score: 5, Funny
    "redundant" meant...until I got the Jerry Jackson memory system.

    I was always forgetting important things, like the meaning of the word "redundant." But thanks to the Joe Johnson memory system, I can now remember things like the meaning of the word "redundant." Thanks, Jack!

    Copyright 2004, Jake Johannson Memory systems.

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    "I'm just here to regulate funkiness."
  10. Re:Even worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Does it mean using redundant twice in the same one-line post?

  11. rot13? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's why I use ROT-13 for my encryption needs

    Pshaw...That's real secure! You really should be using double, or better yet, quadruple Rot-13...

  12. Re:DMCA by kelnos · · Score: 3, Funny

    This may sound silly, but how is the "first post" redundant? I mean... first. Mods, you do know what the word "first" means, right?

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  13. Re:Even worse... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I like those people. They're so stupid. I can get chocolate out of them simply by saying "I use the 9 billion names of God for my passwords. I'm up to Shiva".

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  14. Are you sure that wasn't my computer? by Trigun · · Score: 2, Funny

    Re-check that ip address.

  15. My password is twice as secure as yours!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I use ROT-26.

    -

    1. Re:My password is twice as secure as yours!!! by julesh · · Score: 2, Funny

      I use ROT-26.

      I don't advise that. All crypto experts know you should do something unexpected to throw the analysts, like performing extra rounds or something.

      I use 3 rounds of ROT-8 followed by one of ROT-2. They'll never work that one out.

  16. Security through obscurity sucks... by GillBates0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's why I store and transmit all my data as plain text.

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  17. ROT13 - Only once? by Reorax · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sure, ROT13 is secure. But why not give potential crackers something to cry about: encrypt it twice!

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  18. I store all my passwords on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    a DOS floppy disk, as straight text in a file, called COMMAND.COM. I have a a big red label on the disk, "BOOT".

    Noone ever stole any of my passwords.

  19. Re:Not much detail? by PhilipPeake · · Score: 3, Funny
    This is actually a clever sales gimmick.

    You can find the "what with" part by simply XORing again with you key. So to find out what the magic string is, simply buy one of these devices, encrypt some data to it, then locate the encrypted key and XOR you original password with the "encrypted" version.

    Doing this with your own device means you are not violating DMCA - trying this out with someone elses device will subject you to the possibility of 57 consecutive life sentences.

  20. *holds down shift* by ARRRLovin · · Score: 3, Funny

    There we go.........my little brother won't keep his porn on one of these anymore. haha

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    -Randy
  21. ROT13? by twigles · · Score: 2, Funny

    ROT13 ... oooohhhh! 13!!! Shit, I was using 11! No wonder it wasn't working.

  22. Re:the punchline by Hrolf · · Score: 2, Funny


    No, the password is XORed with itself. It's the ultimate form of protection. Plus the resulting encrypted string can be compressed very tightly, saving disk space.

  23. I use ROT-26... by Tracy+Reed · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...because it must be twice as secure!

  24. Re:An embarassment of security. by steveha · · Score: 5, Funny
    All my data is XORed against itself before it is written to disk.

    What a waste of valuable CPU cycles! Here's a speedup that does the same thing much faster:
    /* implement "XOR data with itself" security algorithm */
    /* but cleverly don't actually use XOR */
    /* don't forget to null-terminate encrypted data! */

    int
    CopyWithL337XORSecurity(char *in, char *out)
    {
    int length;

    length = strlen(in);

    memset(out, 0, length + 1); /* length + 1 for null termination */

    return length;
    }
    That should run much faster -- standard library functions are always well-optimized.

    Just doing my part for data security.

    steveha
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    lf(1): it's like ls(1) but sorts filenames by extension, tersely
  25. XOR Encryption is NOT unbreakable by bahamutirc · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've seen a number of posts stating the XOR is unbreakable. Hopefully they're just joking and didn't get modded as such, because I've read in several places that XOR sucks. A quick Google revealed the following.

    Hack-FAQ

    And I quote: XOR encryption is trivially simply to implement and equally trivial to break. XOR encryption should not be utilized for any data which you would want to protect.

    I could go grab my Applied Cryptography book and make sure, but it's out of arms reach right now.

  26. Re:Tried contacting them... by owlstead · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds awfully like a head-in-the-sand approach to security to me.

    If you would try that long enough it would probably work. Any data that was in the brain is probably irrecoverable.

  27. "Milk Experiment" by sremick · · Score: 2, Funny

    For some bizarre reason, this reminded me of a story I once heard somewhere (no longer rememeber where).

    Some guy was living with a bunch of others and always had a problem with them drinking up his milk. So one day he simply wrote "Milk Experiment" in big letters on the carton and never had another issue.

  28. Re:An embarassment of security. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That won't work on DOS/Windows, everyone knows you have to terminate strings with CHR$(13)+CHR$(10), unix weenie.

  29. ROT-13? by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 3, Funny

    How's this for ROT-13?

    Bu abrf! Yrkne = shknerq!

  30. Re:An embarassment of security. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Bah, I use microwave encryption, it even works on Read Only Format devices.

  31. Re:An embarassment of security. by SamNmaX · · Score: 4, Funny
    Horseshit. All my data is XORed against itself before it is written to disk. I assure you that you can't crack it.

    That joke sure was cryptic.

  32. Re:An embarassment of security. by lynx_user_abroad · · Score: 2, Funny
    Infact it [XOR] is unbreakable when used for encryption. Ever heard of an one time pad.

    Never use the work "unbreakable" when describing an encryption protocol. Every encryption system (including OTP) is vulnerable to the Karnak attack.

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    The thing about things we don't know is we often don't know we don't know them.

  33. Re:An embarassment of security. by SnakeJG · · Score: 2, Funny

    What an embarassingly easy system to crack. All I need to do is XOR the result with your data...

  34. I tried that... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... but I found that the decryption key was inconveniently large, being the same size as the original data.

  35. Re:An embarassment of security. by lildogie · · Score: 2, Funny

    > All my data is XORed against itself before it is written to disk.

    I think they call that a one-time pad. ;-)

    "One-time" 'cause that's how many times you'll try it.

  36. Re:Even worse... by CodeMonkey4Hire · · Score: 1, Funny

    Man, I wish I could mod the moderator. Marking a complaint about a redundant post as redundant?
    +1 Funny!!!

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  37. Re:An embarassment of security. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2, Funny
    All my data is XORed against itself before it is written to disk. I assure you that you can't crack it.
    I not only do that, but I also BZIP2 the result, and I get fantastic compression!!!
  38. Re:I'm fuzzy on something... by manWorkSucks · · Score: 2, Funny
    10 bucks says the cleartext of
    26 6B F1 2C 2E 1E 71 12 A9 68
    is HELLOWORLD.

    just a guess :)

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  39. stupid response #1 by snake_dad · · Score: 2, Funny

    "me" is too short for a decent password :)

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    1. Re:stupid response #1 by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Christian, creator God, not Old Testament Jewish Destroyer Vengeful God. Nuance, I know, but there it is.

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      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
  40. FLASH: One Time Pad CRACKED by hugesmile · · Score: 4, Funny
    Somebody told them that a One Time Pad encryption scheme is uncrackable. So they used the pad "11111111111..." and did an XOR.

    Since no one else is stupid enough to use that pad, it's a one time pad.

    Another milestone in encryption technology - One time Pad CRACKED!

    Emergency patch: Now they use the Pad "000000000...."

  41. Somebody call the police by Ayaress · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think you just killed Schrodinger's Cat.

  42. Re:An embarassment of security. by Carnildo · · Score: 2, Funny

    You don't know what the Karnak attack is, do you? I belive it's related to rubber-hose cryptography.

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    "They redundantly repeated themselves over and over again incessantly without end ad infinitum" -- ibid.
  43. Re:An embarassment of security. by DrSkwid · · Score: 2, Funny

    you, like he, and like I should just not have posted *anything*

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