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Will Google Launch A Browser?

ServeYourWorld writes "The New York Post is reporting that 'Based on the half-dozen hires in recent weeks, Google appears to be planning to launch its own Web browser and other software products to challenge Microsoft.' I took a guess and did a whois search for Gbrowser.com and indeed Google Inc. is listed as the registrar."

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  1. Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by heptapod · · Score: 5, Funny

    But will the download be invite only?

    1. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It will be nothing like the gspot.

    2. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by scmason · · Score: 3, Funny

      gokey-gdokey.

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    3. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by TykeClone · · Score: 5, Funny
      All the other browsers combined are less than 5%. That included Opera, Konqueror, Lynx, and other oddities and unknowns.

      You'd consider Lynx a modern browser?

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    4. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You didn't do too hot on the SAT questions where you had to recall what you had read in a paragraph did you?

      He was listing all browers that visited their site. Only a handfull were "supported", but they still logged all of them.

    5. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by russellh · · Score: 4, Funny
      You know, if everyone just stuck with the standards, this would be a non-issue.

      If I had a mod point for everytime someone said that...

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    6. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by devilspgd · · Score: 4, Funny

      The nice thing about standards, there is enough for everybody to have their own.

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    7. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Have+Blue · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hope you'd use it on "funny".

    8. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 4, Funny
      Perhaps they'll release a *BSD based *OS* for X86, with a KILLER search engine feature...
      ... and the Google Browser as integrated part?

      To configure your printer, you'd go to the URL device:printer/printername/ and if you don't know which printer queue goes to your Canon, you just search for "Queue Printer Canon" and press "I feel lucky".
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    9. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Opera, Mozilla, Firefox, Gbrowser...OMFG!

  2. Of course... by AngryParsley · · Score: 5, Funny

    The NY Post is never wrong.

    1. Re:Of course... by AngryParsley · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your sig is suddenly very appropriate.

    2. Re:Of course... by Bryan_W · · Score: 2, Funny

      I find your comment ironic considering your sig says:
      "Yes I make mistakes. Don't we all?"

  3. Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Firefox might actually get some competition then?

  4. It gets even better by Frac · · Score: 4, Funny

    Check out GOS.com.

    Google is launching a new OS based on Gloucestershire health clubs! Come on now, not even MS or Apple has thought of that one. [grins]

  5. GBrowser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hear it's being developed in space.

    1. Re:GBrowser by Resident+Maniac · · Score: 2, Funny

      Monday, September 20, 2004

      Work is progressing on the development of Gbrowser. Unfortunately, the progress is excruciatingly slow, due mainly to the fact that Gbrowser's being developed in space and that our computer's won't freaking stay on our damn desks!

      Unrelated to Gbrowser, it was a sad day yesterday when one of my coworkers and best friends took a walk outside the Google Lunar Building and forgot to wear his magnetic boots (as Google has laid down metal sidewalks). Consequently, he floated off into space, and we expect him to collide with Mars in a few years.

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    2. Re:GBrowser by Patik · · Score: 4, Funny
      I hear it's being developed in space.
      I didn't think anyone could hear in space.
    3. Re:GBrowser by grozzie2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You are mistaken. GBrowser is done at a full G, here on earth. The lunar center with 1/6 G is doing the gBrowser. In space (zero G), they are doing the Browser.

  6. Nope by DanThe1Man · · Score: 5, Funny
    The company (Google) also hired four people who worked on Microsoft's Web browser...


    Woooh! I think not.

  7. Gindows by usefool · · Score: 5, Funny

    At this rate, we'll see gindow.com registered by google.com in no time.

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    1. Re:Gindows by momerath2003 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but then they'd have to rename it to gin-dash.

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    2. Re:Gindows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      gi vs. gmacs!

      There's probably a joke to be made involving joe, but I'm already ashamed of this one.

  8. 'Will Google Launch A Browser?' by GillBates0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Short answer: No.
    Long answer : Yes.

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  9. Web-based web-browser by giminy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I took a guess and did a whois search for Gbrowser.com and indeed Google Inc. is listed as the registrar.

    I suspect that they will begin offering a web-based web-browsing solution (like gmail, but for HTTP) with roughly a gigabyte of bandwidth usage per day. This will no doubt be great competition for the other web-based web browsers, like ...
    Er, wait a second...

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  10. Searching by Rber0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I guess we know what their default search engine will be ;D

  11. Dear Google by Letter · · Score: 1, Funny
    Dear Google,

    And it's working... I had a GOrgasm in my pants when I read this story!

    -Letter

  12. Trademark registered yet? by Wespionage · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hopefully this time they will think to register the trademark early. But just in case, I'll just go ahead and submit this here application for Gbrowser, my new line of eyebrow glitter!

  13. Welcome to the next evolution for the WWW by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The GInternet.

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  14. Will it use pigeons to display web content? by ARRRLovin · · Score: 4, Funny

    That would be awesome, but incredibly messy.

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  15. The power of G baby by savagedome · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, it certainly seems like Google is taking over everything that's G. Yes. You read that right. Eventually, everything that starts with the letter 'G' (or 'g') would be owned by Google.

    As other fellow /.ers have already suggested in previous posts and including the article, some of the ideas include gbrowser, gos, gthis, gthat, ginternet and gindows amongst others. Well, it all sounds fine and dandy. Now I just hope they will leave the gspot out of their jurisdiction.

    Can't find the damn thing anyway.

  16. Re:Open Source? by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Funny
    Can google compete with open-source options like mozilla and opera?

    Yes.

    ("English for Geeks" Tip of the Day: To obtain verbose output, include the keyword how at the beginning of your query.)

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  17. Re:Rich web apps by k4_pacific · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, with the recent explosion of web based applications like Gmail, it was only a matter of time before someone developed the web-based browser.

    You won't need to keep a browser installed on your PC anymore. Wherver you are, you can just log on to http://browser.google.com with, um, oh wait...

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  18. Ginx by cyfer2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    how about Gunix, OS G, GOS, Gwindow, fireGox, Gorefox...

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    1. Re:Ginx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't forget Gozilla, new and improved with Gabbed browsing.

  19. Re:Just part of the OS... by halivar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Google also owns the domains "GOS.com" "Gporn.com" "Goffice" and "Gword"

    I think it's safe to say they've got big plans.


    Little do you know, the G in GNU really stands for "Google's New Unix". They also own Gimp, Gnome, GTK, and Gator. That last one was just an insidious plot to create demand for their new pop-up blocking toolbar. Smart cookies, they are...

  20. Sure Google's competing with Microsoft... by Symbiosis · · Score: 5, Funny

    but what about poor GNOME? We're going to run out of g-based application names! Time to develop a new g-based naming system that expands the address space...

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    1. Re:Sure Google's competing with Microsoft... by Dracos · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ok, Google gets "Goo", Gnome gets "Gno", and some can insist that they both use "GNU/" instead.

  21. Re:My guess... by cortana · · Score: 4, Funny

    > Similarly, this is why (thank goodness) ActiveX
    > never caught on save for a few custom corporate apps.

    Not to mention millions of spyware products. :)

  22. Gspot? by logic+hack · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd be more worried about Goatse.

  23. Google browser? Too awkward. They should... by truth_revealed · · Score: 5, Funny

    call it the "Growser".
    I can already see how it will revolutionize the english language:

    Joe: "Hey Hank, did you growse that info?"
    Hank: "Yeah, my growser growsed it up real good."
    Joe: "That's some mighty fine growsing, Hank."

    1. Re:Google browser? Too awkward. They should... by aka.Daniel'Z · · Score: 4, Funny

      Better yet:

      - I used my growser to google for that info and gmail it to my friend.

    2. Re:Google browser? Too awkward. They should... by Vireo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Growser? I think I'd prefer Broogle.

    3. Re:Google browser? Too awkward. They should... by CrazyDuke · · Score: 5, Funny

      Other possible projects:

      Gstring - an advanced C++ library that not only includes an inovative version of the string datatype, but has lightning fast, built in parsing and search commands.

      Gspot - a new and less expensive alternative to Starbucks coffee shops.

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    4. Re:Google browser? Too awkward. They should... by NTmatter · · Score: 2, Funny

      How long until Google acquires Gnome and patents a method for creating product names that start with G?

    5. Re:Google browser? Too awkward. They should... by DeBaas · · Score: 5, Funny

      Gspot - a new and less expensive alternative to Starbucks coffee shops.

      Trouble is, you can never find it

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    6. Re:Google browser? Too awkward. They should... by richie2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Goodot. Gnews for Geeks. Other random stuff that begins with a G.

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    7. Re:Google browser? Too awkward. They should... by MADCOWbeserk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Trouble is, you can never find it

      Try asking the guy in the canoe in front of that bush over there.

    8. Re:Google browser? Too awkward. They should... by evilpenguin · · Score: 2, Funny

      As a middle-aged uber geek, I must point out that it is "grok," and the word is from R. A. Heinlein's "Stranger in a Strange Land."

      The line from H2G2 is "sass that hoopy Ford Prefect."

      I'm now going back to reveling in my dweebdom...

  24. Re:Let me guess: by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 5, Funny
    I dunno. If Google does come out with a new browser, it would half to offer something that I Just Can't Live Without

    A grammar checker for text input boxes is something you might not want to live without.

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  25. In other news... by disbaldman · · Score: 1, Funny

    In other news... Google plans to get into the interactive pron business with their innovative "gspot" web-based application...

  26. To avoid this problem... by sebol · · Score: 3, Funny

    To avoid this problem...
    GNOME browser, image viewer & mail client doesnt start with 'g' but start with 'e'

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    -- Hasbullah bin Pit (sebol)
  27. Keep your eyes out for by magicRob · · Score: 3, Funny

    Googzilla... - Rob

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  28. Re:Let me guess: by commodoresloat · · Score: 3, Funny
    it tracks every site you visit and doesn't let you delete the history.

    Yeah, but it gives you a gigabyte of bookmarks :)

  29. Re:Let me guess: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny


    Nope. Parent poster is correct. You clearly half to be educated a bit more.

  30. Re:Rich web apps by sploo22 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Remember...

    There is no HTML.
    There is no PDF.
    There is no Flash.
    There is only XUL.

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  31. EMacs Toolbar... by shoemakc · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well after they came out with the EMacs toolbar, i pretty much knew anything was possible....

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  32. Re:Let me guess: by p4ul13 · · Score: 5, Funny
    I simply half to halve a talk with ur teechers. They failed it.

    Sincerely;
    -Grammar Nutsie

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  33. Google is trying to buy Opera. [NT] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Google is trying to buy Opera.

  34. Google Announces new Wireless Hotspots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now you too can look at porn for free at 54 MB/s at your closest G-Spot!

    Sorry.. Had to say it.

  35. 1999 called. They want their joke back (n/t) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Subject says it all...

  36. Re:I honestly hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Maybe it's not for us, maybe it's for those poor saps who think Firefox is a Pontiac?

  37. Konqueror already does this. by user317 · · Score: 4, Funny

    like the subject says Konqueror can already check the spelling but not the grammer to good

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    1. Re:Konqueror already does this. by pjt33 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Grammer (sic)? You're not using Konqueror then, I take it?

  38. Re:Let me guess: by UnrefinedLayman · · Score: 5, Funny

    "A grammar checker for text input boxes is something you might not want to live without."

    A grammar checker for text input boxes is something without which you might not want to live.

    I mean, if pedantry's your thing or anything.

  39. I wonder.... by Acidictadpole · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will they have a google bar? :P

  40. I guess "don't be evil" doesn't mean... by comrade009 · · Score: 1, Funny

    A moral objection to porn. Registrant: Google Inc. (DOM-258915) 2400 E. Bayshore Pkwy Mountain View CA 94043 US Domain Name: googleporn.com Registrar Name: Alldomains.com Registrar Whois: whois.alldomains.com Registrar Homepage: http://www.alldomains.com

  41. Bring out your browser! by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 3, Funny

    man with cart: Bring out your browser!

    internet explorer: I'm not dead yet!

    opera: Ie Iesu domine! *thwap*

    internet explorer: I'm getting better!

  42. Re:Invite only... by MacDork · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not everything with G attached will be associated with Google...

    Like Gspot... Unfortunately for slashbots though, that too is invite only ;-)

  43. Re:Let me guess: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I simply half to halve a talk with ur teechers. They failed it.

    You misspelled "you're".

  44. Re:Let me guess: by cetan · · Score: 2, Funny

    So if everyone thought like you and realized that everyone doesn't think like you, where would we be?

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  45. Re:Let me guess: by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Young man, this is the sort of insolence up with which I will not put!

    -W. Churchill (apocryphally)

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  46. Re:Lynx is modern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Modern means newer. My lynx binary was compiled 6 months ago. My IE binary was compiled 3 years ago.

    Hence, by some definitions Lynx is more modern.

  47. Handfuls of seeds? by HumanTorch · · Score: 3, Funny

    From article:

    "Google's strategy is to throw a handful of seeds and to see what grows," he said.

    Or you could also say Google's strategy is to throw handfuls of shit and see what sticks

  48. tit for tat by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 4, Funny


    Isn't it more likely that Google is developing a browser as a defensive tactice? Something like this:

    ring, ring

    Sergey: Hello?

    Gates: Hello, Google. This is Bill Gates! We're going to release a search engine built right into IE, which is built right into Windows! Ha ha! You guys are pwned! Who's going to bother to load up Google now, when you can just click the shiny search button in our browser (plus Google no longer renders right)

    Sergey: That's funny. We're going to release a browser, with our search built right in. Think people would rather use MSN or Google for search? Do you think their search choice would guide their browser choice, or vice versa? And oh yeah, it doesn't work with streaming WMP. Who knew?

    Gates:...

    Sergey: And what happens to your dreams of internet domination when folks switch to our browser en masse, cause oh yeah, btw, it doesn't have security issues like IE?

    Gates:...well we didn't really want to do search...

    Sergey: Well! We didn't really want to develop and support a browser!

    All: It seems like we've come to an agreement then!

    Sergey: Have I mentioned Goffice? Online word processing, search all your documents by content, 1GB of guaranteed storage...

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  49. Re:Rich web apps by r00k123 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It bother's me so greatly to s'ee people adding random apostrophe's just becau'se there's an 's's in the word...

  50. And coming next by eagl · · Score: 2, Funny

    Google will be starting franchised public WiFi access points called...

    wait for it...

    GSpots

  51. Re:Easy, rebrand firefox by PureCreditor · · Score: 2, Funny

    so i have to download yet another desktop gmail client, only to have to wait perpetually for someone to send me a gmail-invite.

    i'll choose solid 100MB from Yahoo over a gig of vaporware from Gmail, thank you very much.