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Doom Movie Scriptwriter Dave Callaham Interviewed

rsmith-mac writes "The HomeLAN Federation has posted an interview with Dave Callaham, the scriptwriter for the forthcoming Doom movie. The interview goes over id's influences on the movie and willingness to change the mythology to work with the movie, along with the earlier reported studio shift, and some very light details relating to the characters in the story. If all goes as planned, the Doom movie will start principal production this month in order to hit the theaters in August of 2005."

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  1. An excerpt of the interview: by Concern · · Score: 5, Funny

    Interviewer: So, Mr. Callah, let's start with the most important question on everyone's mind. Will there be lava? And, perhaps more importantly, will there be crates?

    Callahan: I want to put everyone's mind to rest on this point. The studio has the best lava people in the business, and they've specifically assured me I will have a free hand.

    Interviewer: Phew. Also, before I forget. we're all dying to know. Will the hero at any point successfully outrun a fireball? This is something that is so important, not only to me, but I think I can speak for all moviegoers out there. It's an image that really really gets better every time I see it.

    Callahan: Well, Ed, I don't want to give too much away, but we briefly considered having the hero run from a nuclear explosion! Don't worry, there'll be plenty of what we know the audience loves most.

    Interviewer: So, let's talk about the plot. Which of the hero's family members will be killed? Mother? Father? Both parents? Or will it be a hero-parent who loses his kids?

    Callahan: Actually, what I'm allowed to say is that we're going a bit unconventional on this. We're going to have a brother and a sister, and each one will lose a parent. I know this is pushing the envelope a bit, but the producers are behind me and I believe the studio will hold off and allow us some of the artistic integerity which we all know is so rare in this business.

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    1. Re:An excerpt of the interview: by chucklehuck · · Score: 3, Funny

      The love interest will be supplied by a flayed (but rather comely) lady zombie who the hero gets to fuck before blowing her away half way through.
      Half way through the movie, or half way through intercourse?

    2. Re:An excerpt of the interview: by Pentalon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If there's not heavy use of helmet cam shots, then it won't feel real enough.

      Pentalon

    3. Re:An excerpt of the interview: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Half way through the movie, or half way through intercourse?

      Yes. :o)

    4. Re:An excerpt of the interview: by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Which of the hero's family members will be killed? Mother? Father? Both parents? Or will it be a hero-parent who loses his kids?"

      His pet rabbit, of course. Didn't you play the games?

  2. Sure to be ... by operagost · · Score: 4, Funny

    The best video game movie since Super Mario Brothers!

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    1. Re:Sure to be ... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's funny because this movie has been in the works since Doom II came out. At the time, there was a blurb in PC Gamer about how they were going to make a movie out of Doom. Then Quake came along and there was another blurb about plans having switched to a Quake movie. Now (some decade later) they're talking about a Doom movie again. And every last announcement was supposed to be "a sure thing".

      The only sure thing about Hollywood is that they'll run you around in circles. Maybe we should give the movie to Bollywood. Then the grunt can get up and sing after he kills the evil cacodemon!

    2. Re:Sure to be ... by jthayden · · Score: 3, Funny

      What about Pong the movie? That would really be spellbinding. Have more plot than Doom too.

    3. Re:Sure to be ... by MsGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There already was a Duke Nukem movie. It was called "Army of Darkness." Hail to the King, baby...

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    4. Re:Sure to be ... by bsharitt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The game franchise I want to see turned into a movie is Warcraft. They could easily make a trilogy on the scale of the Lord of the Rings movies. With the story telling in the game and the back stories in the manuals, I think there is enough there to base a good script on.

  3. Great expectations by DrXym · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have high hopes that will be another classic video game transfer. Just like Super Mario Brothers, Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil, Tombraider and Wing Commander.

    1. Re:Great expectations by kahei · · Score: 4, Interesting


      Resident Evil (the first one) was an excellent movie, beautifully paced and choreographed (dogs and doors sequence!). Given the director's record in general, this must have been a coincidence, but still, great movie.

      I haven't seen the others you mention but I may decide to give them a miss -- SPECIALLY the Resident Evil sequel.

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    2. Re:Great expectations by R.Caley · · Score: 5, Funny
      [there's a love story involved]. With his sister?

      ``Luke, I fragged your father!''

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    3. Re:Great expectations by BigDork1001 · · Score: 2, Informative
      RE 2 seemed more of an action movie than a horror movie. But definatly a good movie.

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    4. Re:Great expectations by maxpublic · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was dissappointed with the sequal though. It just wasn't as good a movie.

      No, but still...Milla Jovovich. That's something that no red-blooded guy can just walk away from - unless he's gay, of course.

      Max

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  4. hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will I have to upgrade my eyes/ears to see it?

    1. Re:hmmm... by CMRichar · · Score: 3, Funny
      "Will I have to upgrade my eyes/ears to see it?"

      A:No! amazingly enough, our expert group of beta testers found that the best results for viewing the movie actually came with the stock audio/visual equipment packaged with every human. Some testers required certain "tweaks" to get the audio or visual to display correctly, but those users who require those tweaks should already have them installed.

      As a side note, it should be brought to your attention that certain users who have "overclocked" certain parts of their default hardware package may have trouble enjoying every aspect of the movie experience. Therefore, management must ask that everyone who has the "dual bandwidth" eye hack installed either disable the hack, or refrain from seeing this film. Remember, the MPAA is watching!

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  5. Real old, real fast by dfj225 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I dunno...if the whole movie just involves one actor running through a pitch black set with random zombies jumping out from in front and behind (after he just cleared the room behind him), I think the movie will get real old, real fast. Zing!

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    1. Re:Real old, real fast by DrXym · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't forget the flashlight and wading through tedious PDA voice mail for locker codes.

  6. I'm your man! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    willingness to change the mythology to work with the movie

    If they get stuck with this...give me a call.

    G. Lucas.

  7. Top-level acting by media_Assassin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson will also appear as Sarge, the head space marine, but Callaham warns, "He is not going to be smiling a whole bunch. You won't see him raise his left eyebrow."

    This movie is bound to be good - The Rock only accepts scripts of the highest quality.

    1. Re:Top-level acting by NeoCode · · Score: 2, Informative

      It has been reported that Karl Urban (LoTR's Eomer) has signed on to play the lead as John Grimm.

  8. Thank You Hollywood! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've been waiting so long for an action movie where there is a single hope for mankind?! I wonder if there will be explosions and stuff...?!

  9. Main character = John by arnoroefs2000 · · Score: 4, Informative

    One thing that id did insist upon is that the main character in the movie be named John. When asked, Callaham was unsure if that was a tribute to id's master programmer John Carmack but did admit there is another character named Carmack in the movie.

    Yes, quite the mystery where that came from...

    1. Re:Main character = John by ubera · · Score: 5, Funny

      We presume it's not Romero, unless the changes to the mythology involve robotic frogs.

      That said, this film has had approximately the same excessive pre-production lifespan as Daikatana

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    2. Re:Main character = John by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Funny

      That could be a funny scene!

      Sarge: Welcome aboard, Private... Player? Did you forget to change your name in the Options menu?!

      Player: Sorry, sir! I'll fix it right away, sir!
      [name changes to FragMaster]
      Fr4gY0M4m4: How do I get l33t colors, sir?

      Okay, nevermind.

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  10. Why wouldnt someone.. by cOdEgUru · · Score: 4, Interesting

    with lot of talent and lot of time on their hands wouldnt use the Doom3 engine to (a)create new models (b)create new environments and (c) with the help of a good story writer, create a pre-rendered movie with an acceptable level of voiceover acting, great action and stuff that blows up sky high. Or does someone really need to spend around 200 mil to find what Aliens Versus Predator just found out?

    I would even pay if someone could make it engrossing enough to waste a few hours on it, and salacious enough to keep the young viewers glued to their screens.

    1. Re:Why wouldnt someone.. by calethix · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You mean something like Quake The Movie?

  11. Except from the Script by Nova+Express · · Score: 4, Funny
    Sarge Runs

    Sarge Shots The Monster

    Sarge Runs

    Sarge Shots The Monster

    Sarge Picks Up More Ammo

    Sarge Runs

    Monster Shoots Sarge Just Before He Shots The Monster

    Sarge: Ouch!

    Sarge Runs

    Sarge Opens A Secret Door

    Sarge Applies A Medkit

    Sarge Runs

    Sarge Shots The Monster

    Sarge Finds A Bigger Gun

    ____________________________

    Academy Award, here we come!

    (Note: I couldn't put directions in all caps like a real script due to Lameness Filter...)

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    1. Re:Except from the Script by FlopEJoe · · Score: 2, Funny
      Unless it's Doom III. Then it would be:

      Sarge walks into a room

      Lights go out and monsters attack

      Sarge kills monsters

      Repeat

  12. Game vs Movie by vinukr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can they make the movie as real as the game is, especially doom 3?? I doubt it.

  13. Will the movie be ... doomed? by shadowdata · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Honestly , i am not a fan of games2movie type of movies ... i prefer games to remain games ... i won't be watching this ... anyone else feel this way ?

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  14. Re:Doom the movie? by StuckInSyrup · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder...are they going to land on mars using Carmacks Armadillo spacecraft?

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  15. haven't i seen this already? by putch · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Ghosts of Mars

    mars. demons. guns. space marines. little or no plot.

    seemed like doom to me.

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    1. Re:haven't i seen this already? by jandrese · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In other words, he's just making whatever movie he wants and slapping the Doom name on it? That is probably for the best actually, as trying to make a movie based on a game with 2 paragraphs worth of plot is not a good idea. Still, I think it will be a good idea to set your expectation bar to "low" for this movie.

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    2. Re:haven't i seen this already? by cjpez · · Score: 2, Funny
      a game with 2 paragraphs worth of plot
      Two? What's in the second one?
  16. Going for greatness! by hanssprudel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Let's see here. What have got:

    a) Movie based around a video game whose entire plot was "bad things came from hell, kill them."

    b) First time scriptwriter.

    c) B-Movie director whose best credits are Romeo Must Die and Exit Wounds, and involvement in such classic stinkers as Species and Speed, changed in to direct at last minute.

    d) Will star The Rock and a washed out Bond girl in leading parts.

    e) Tossed around between studios.

    I think we are looking a three or four Academy awards, at least!

  17. Hard to screw up the plot then, huh? by StringBlade · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Since Doom's plot (even Doom 3's plot) is very weak and really has no substance, the movie has a potential to make up whatever story they want. Ideally, they'll leave the setting on Mars/in hell and throw in some recognizable artifacts (such as the chaingun or plasma cannon -- maybe the BFG) and put the main character - a marine - in some dirty green uniform; slap UAC on a few walls and signs and you've got yourself a Doom movie! If you REALLY want to stick to the game - add pinky demons, imps, and maybe a death knight or arch vile.

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  18. Wolfenstein 3D by haggar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would really love to see a movie based on that game. I like the setup, it just tickles my imagination and arises my curiosity. On the other hand, it would be really easy to spoil the atmosphere of the game, if the filmmakers get it wrong. Which they almost always do. So, beware of the Doom movie, it might be a let-down for many Doom fans.

    OTOH, I really like "Resident Evil" the movie, better than the game.

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    1. Re:Wolfenstein 3D by jandrese · · Score: 2, Funny

      How are they going to ruin the atmosphere of Wolf3D? By having the hero _not_ run down hallways banging on every blue brick wall in the hopes of opening up a secret passage?

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  19. Telefragged! by wuice · · Score: 5, Funny

    The only thing I want to see a doom movie for is to watch a real actor rocket jump to an otherwise-inaccessible ledge.

    Oh yes, and I want to see someone telefragged on screen.

  20. Doom the movie is already out... by sir_ze0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Its called Aliens.

    If they want this movie to not suck, they better consult with James Cameron.

  21. What about Bungie's Marathon? by jjh37997 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hell..... if there are going to be making movies based on old shoot-em ups why not pick one that acutally has an interesting story and plot?

    1. Re:What about Bungie's Marathon? by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, that was the forum, the story stuff is here.

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  22. obligatory slam... by TachyonAT · · Score: 5, Funny

    No see the real trick will be getting it out before the Duke Nukem: Forever movie...

  23. Doomed movie... by oneiron · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Before they switched directors, this movie had a chance to be an amazing flick. The guy who was previously directing it has worked on a few Nine Inch Nails videos, and you can bet he was planning to stay as true to the original mythology with as little overdramatized love-interest-style garbage as possible. Now, it seems, it will be just another movie based on a game that hollywood butchers for the sake of the almighty dollar. The original director's unwillingness to compromise with money grubbing producers is probably a big part of why he's not on the project, anymore.

    Within days after the new director was announced; the script had already been butchered with the addition of an endangered love interest and the elimination of the pre-human civilization plotline.

    The evil quotient of hollywood producers is right up there with the MPAA and RIAA.

  24. Cinematography suggestions by babbage · · Score: 3, Funny

    For it to really be a Doom movie, it has to be done first person shooter style.

    This means, of course, that the camera has to be permanently mounted behind a gun barrel and, aside from mirrors and other reflective objects, you never get to see the protagonist's face -- because he is, after all, the true everyman, representative of everyone and specifically looking like no one. For truly, who among us has not had to slay a million zillion zombies?

    A true first person shooter version of Doom / Quake etc would be cool, in a "Blaim Doom Project" kind of way ...

  25. Just don't be like Lucas! by Maul · · Score: 4, Funny

    Remember that when facing down the Cyberdemon, the space marine shoots first!

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    1. Re:Just don't be like Lucas! by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Facing down the Cyberdemon? The space marine comes up to his ankle ;p He BETTER shoot first.

  26. Re:gibs by mfh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    UK folks use a soft 'g' for giblets, but Canadians and many Americans use a hard 'g' for giblets. Cooks likely use a soft 'g' because they are hoity-toity. :-)

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  27. Friend on mine is working on this... by Chembryl · · Score: 2, Interesting
    .. he says much of the inspirstion for the graphics is coming from rotten.com



    Unfortunately, his opinion of the movie so far is that it is going to be 'crap'.

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  28. Those Doom Novels by JMPrice · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Did anyone else read the four Doom novels by Dafydd ab Hugh and Brad Linaweaver?

    The books got increasingly metaphysical as they reached the fourth book, but the first book was awesome and I always saw it as movie-ready. It dealth with the solipsism and paranoia of being on a space-station by oneself (and, ok, a couple of thousand Satanic spawn).

  29. The irony... by Apostata · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...is that the people doing CGI for the movie probably couldn't run the game on their systems.

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  30. Id movies by Kane+Skalter · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, when do we get to see the Commander Keen movie? I nominate Rush Limbaugh for the part of Dopefish.

  31. Flexibility with script? by Dracolytch · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean id was willing to be flexible with the DOOM storyline? The storyline that went something like...

    It's demons.

    It's aliens.

    No... wait... It's demonic aliens.

    No, they're really demons, from hell.

    You go to hell and kill all of the demons.

    Research on Mars summons demons who try to steal ships to invade Earth.

    I don't know how they could EVER justify deviation.

    ~D

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  32. Re:gibs by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My mom is from Chicago, my maternal grandmother from St. Louis, my dad from the Northwest, my paternal grandfather from Boston, and my maternal grandmother and great-great-grandmother were from Tulsa. All of them pronounced it with a soft 'g' so I tend to think that this is the dominant pronunciation around the US at least. However, Dictionary.com has two entries with differing pronunciations -- the American Heritage Dictionary has it with the soft sound, and the Webster's has the hard sound.

    Lending some weight to the one side, though, I believe that John Carmack has said that it was pronounced with the soft 'g' around id. Since they presumably coined the word, they do have some say in how it's pronounced.

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  33. With any luck... by cjpez · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... it'll be every bit as good as the comic book.

  34. Re:Wait, change? by DeckerEgo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Agreed. If they aren't spawned from Hell then what the hell is the point?

    "Hey, instead of having our 'Tale of Two Cities' movie taking place in France during the revolution, let's place it in a Brooklyn barber shop during a series of momma jokes. The audience will love it since they're a bunch of twits who like sparkley objects!"

  35. Re:Wait, change? by Friar_MJK · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I think that's exactly true. To me, Doom is what it is for a reason. Right now, I'm feeling low because I'm not looking forward to see how bad they screwed it up. id should have hired their own professional screenwriter and bossed him around a bit till he spit out what they wanted. Just like a politician and their speechwriter. You give them exactly what you want, and they polish it in a way that will make it look like it wasn't written by someone that failed high school english.

    So I say to hell (no pun intended) with the Hollywoodization of this project. I want my hellspawned demons pouring out of a science project gone bad (on Mars!). I want (almost) everybody dead, I want my marine so lonely that his animal instincts kick in and he's not afraid to grow a pair and throw himself out in a room blasting imps and hellknights with rocket launchers and machine guns.

    I want a movie where our lone marine must save himself before he can worry about anybody else on the planet, and THEN maybe save Earth in the sequal. I would say more, but it all comes down to wanting a movie based on the game, not somebody's idea of a another 'horror' movie that's the same plot, just different characters in another place.

  36. Uhm. Aliens Versus Predator was a success! by celerityfm · · Score: 3, Informative

    You will be just as surpised as I when you read this:

    Alien vs Predator Domestic Total as of Oct. 5, 2004: $79,690,462, Worldwide total $101,614,954

    They've already gone into profit territory on this and in fact it's being called a success: The studio also saw success this year with Regency's "Man on Fire" and "Alien vs. Predator."

    So stop all the hate and learn the facts.

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  37. The perfect DOOM script wich can really work by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 5, Interesting
    It is so simple it will never occur to anyone in hollywood. A group of marins is stationed on mars at research facility to keep the peace. It is an important post and the duty is peacefull but requires lots of discipline to exist as a civilian peacekeeper so in contrast to all hollywood movies the marines are well trained and disciplined and selected for their stable family backgrounds and general good social skills. They can be a mixture of all races and religion but they are all okay with each other.

    They are commanded by a hardbitten veteran sergeant for who this is a reward, a few easy years at a top post before his retirement. He does not a chip on his shoulder about anything. New is the officer but he is smart, knows his stuff, knows to use his NCO's and that sometimes orders are there to be disobeyed. None of his family had been killed by anyone and he is single.

    In the first ten minutes we learn a little about how nice and stable they all are and see a bit of the base. Perhaps get a few hints about some Big Fucking Gun being developed and meet the system administrator, a nice tomboy girl with no hangups and also single. She and the officer take an instant "dis"like to each other and trade funny one liners.

    Remember this takes about ten minutes. During the opening credits. Then the movie starts and hell breaks loose as the research goes wrong.

    From then on we don't got any lines longer then two sentences. The "story" is basically the sergeant and the officer trying to get their team together (spread out across the base during the incident) with the help of the system admin (que banter and very light love interest) and then beat back the demons with the help of the tech gadgets hinted at during the intro with of course the final mission to collect the BFG and kill the boss demon.

    After the first suprise no-one gets killed needlessly, everyone does their job with perhaps just a few civilians being funnily slaughtered because they do the stupid thing. None of the marines panick or betray the team or any of the hollywood crap. The team doesn't get smaller and smaller but gets bigger as the group gathers members.

    In short? Band of Brothers Meets Alien. That is the Real men acting like real men in a future world with really nasty monsters and big explosions.

    Avoid all the "incompetent officer" "hardbitten marine with broken home" "backstabbing civilian" "scream queen love interest" "slowly people getting killed off in incredibly stupid ways" and you won't need a "great story", the audience will be too relieved with your originality to care.

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    1. Re:The perfect DOOM script wich can really work by syberanarchy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You know what? That's a damn fine script idea. You ought to write the screenplay and try and sell it on spec. Just put a different name on it.

      I can, however, tell you why Doom and all other licensed properties never get the perfect treatment they deserve.

      1. Ego

      The film industry has always, and will always, feel that they are artistically superior as a medium to video games. Despite the fact that Doom 3 probably made more in one day than their Chronicles of Riddick made in its entire run, they still view "their" ideas as being better than Carmack's.

      When Max Payne - a game with enough built in material for 2 films - hits the screen, you can be assured there will be only a passing resemblance to the game. Ms. Valkyr will probably end up being played by Jessica Simpson, and Payne will most likely be played by Vin Diesel. Also, in an attempt to get a PG-13 rating, Valkyr will become Valka-Cola.

      2. The Fans Can Do Better, But They Don't Know The Right People

      I'm sure the industry elitists will flame me for this, but the simple fact is that there are probably 20 different scripts for any given conversion that are better than what was actually put on the screen. A dedicated group of fans could have done better with AvP and Street Fighter. They took a classic franchise for geeks and turned it into a teen flick. I'm sure it will be the same with Doom. Remember the Lost in Space update (which I liked)? I can see the Doom movie being something like that, but with zombies instead of spiders.

      3. The Game's Audience Is Generally Smarter Than The Movie's Audience

      Continuing the "It's not what you know..." situation, Resident Evil will always suck in my mind because they threw away a godsend based on petty Hollywood politics.

      You know who was originally signed to write and direct the film? George Romero, the man who all but invented the modern zombie film. Capcom then fired him because his script "wasn't good enough," then turned around and hired the man behind Mortal Kombat.

      What Capcom really means is that Romero's script stuck too close to the game, and that would have alienated people who couldn't follow an intelligent plot - otherwise known as 75 percent of the moviegoing public. What they needed was a shallow, plotless movie with lots of EXPLOSIONS and EYE CANDY and HOT CHICKS, not a well-written film that stuck to the source material.

  38. To be truly like the game... by AussieBastard · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...the 'disposable' characters should all be called "Player" and would get 0wned as soon as each firefight commenced. The main actors would then unanimously chime in with "omfg n00b!! r00fles!!!". I wonder... to be truly like the game, should there be characters that shoot themselves in the arse with their own rockets?