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DIY LED-Illuminated Sleep Chamber

Bulldozer2003 writes "'Finally something both nerdy AND sexy engineers can do.' It sounds like an oxymoron but this guy took a cue from The Vos Pad and decked out his own dorm room bed with Light Emitting Diodes. They're even fully adjustable 'allowing me to create every color of the rainbow.' Total cost, according to him in an email: 'Around $25, the LEDs cost me about $0.25 a piece in bulk, and the potentiometers cost about $6 a piece from digikey. I got the LM317 voltage regulators as a free sample from Texas Instruments. Lots of companies will ship you free samples, its a good deal for college students.'"

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  1. The LED Pimp Bed... by truesaer · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...guaranteed to be sex free, no doubt!

    1. Re:The LED Pimp Bed... by Muhammar · · Score: 2, Funny

      nah, he is probably gonna write a paper about adjustable LED spectrum influence on man performance. That's why he put there all these potentiometers.

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      I doubt that we will ever figure out - and I suspect that even if we did figure out we couldn't do much about it
    2. Re:The LED Pimp Bed... by chrisbw · · Score: 2, Funny

      He's wearing sandals with socks... he's completely guaranteed to be sex-free!

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      Chris -- http://www.bitter.net/
  2. It's simple... by hwoolery · · Score: 5, Funny

    Step 1: Light up dorm room with ludicrous light display.

    Step 2: ...

    Step 3: Women!

    1. Re:It's simple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Step 2: Tell women about your groovy pot stash and invite them back to frob the big knob.

    2. Re:It's simple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Step 1: Light up dorm room with ludicrous light display.

      Step 2: Take down ludicrous display

      Step 3: Women!

  3. What the guy is probably thinking.... by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Why should I go to a club when I can stay at home, avoid long queues, drink cheaper alcohol, set up my own light show, and have the chance to choose your own music?"

    ummm.......

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    1. Re:What the guy is probably thinking.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't worry, they're still dropping X there anyway. You just *think* your daugher's happy to see you. Really, she's just rolling face.

  4. Obligatory Pun by nijk · · Score: 5, Funny

    So do you mean free as in speech, or free as in beer?

  5. "sexy engineer" by JaJ_D · · Score: 1, Funny

    Looking at the guy's facebook site, "sexy engineer" is the last ajective I'd use

    Apparently Huggy Bear has ordered one!

    "Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." - Ian Malcolm (Jurassic park)

    Jaj

  6. HTTPS? by nick0909 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are they trying to shoot themselves in the head by using HTTPS?

  7. It sounds like an oxymoron... by sexysciencegirl · · Score: 4, Funny

    and it still is, take my word as a girl for it :-)

    1. Re:It sounds like an oxymoron... by JaJ_D · · Score: 4, Funny

      errr what? "Sexy engineer" or " sexysciencegirl " :-]

      with tongue firmly in cheek
      Jaj

  8. [OT] Security Info warning!!! by advocate_one · · Score: 3, Funny
    got this for that guy's page...
    This page contains both secure and nonsecure items

    Do you want to display the nonsecure items

    Clicking on no has no major effect that I can discern except for the guy's last box where the "Get Firefox!" icon/image is missing...

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  9. I (heart) Slashdot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    How long until every DIYer or EE dude posts on how they could have done it cheaper, more efficiently, and with their own favourite microcontroller?

  10. Step 2 by Polarism · · Score: 5, Funny

    Plastic Surgery!

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    1. Re:Step 2 by blixel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Plastic Surgery!

      Something I wrote a couple of years back.

      To the tune of Blurry by Puddle of Mudd.

      (Still a work in progress)

      My wife is mostly plastic
      everything's so fake
      Her tits are full of saline
      now they are in perfect place
      Filled her lips with fat
      They sucked out of her thighs
      Her teeth were stained and yellow
      but now they are pure white

      If only I had said no
      to plastic surgery
      I would still be with you
      and you'd still be with me
      I use to be your world
      I use to be your man
      But now I'm just this guy
      who pays for all your tans

      Chorus:
      I paid for everything
      But you left me anyway
      You slapped me in the face
      You sprayed me with some mace
      I paid for everything
      But you left me anyway
      You slapped me in the face

      Everything has changed now
      There's nothing left that's you
      You wear a ton of makeup and
      clothes that are see through
      It wasn't always this way
      You use to be a troll
      But now all men adore you
      And want to tag your hole

      But I know all about you
      I know who you are
      You're just a gutter rat
      who grew up in the park
      You're just a dirty tramp now
      using guys for cash
      I hope someone rapes you
      so I can have a laugh.

  11. oh by CMCC.PTT · · Score: 1, Funny

    Lots of companies will ship you free samples, its a good deal for college students. laugh.....

  12. Haiku by Ligur · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man who lights his bed
    with a multicoloured led
    will never get head

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    1. Re:Haiku by wsanders · · Score: 2, Funny

      Buy colorful LEDs.
      Babes waiting in lines, maybe.
      HTTPS?!?

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    2. Re:Haiku by Caraig · · Score: 2, Funny

      Try this, then....

      His bed cast in light
      Fall leaves are LEDs
      No risk of VD

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      "I am an Adept of Tantric VAX."
  13. Let me see if I got this right.... by Vladan · · Score: 3, Funny

    So this light display -- it's like a warning beacon of sorts, right? A light house, if you will, to warn the woman that the sexy guy she met at the club is an engineer and it's time to start preparing her excuses and leave, lest she crash against the inexperienced rock of his virginity.

  14. Re:with all those lights... by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 4, Funny
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  15. agh by miseryinmotion · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet his roomate absolutely hates him

    1. Re:agh by JayTeeUK · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not as much as his University's network administrators:

      "Forbidden
      Available bandwidth quota for this filesystem has been exceeded.
      (/bkpeters/www/LEDBed/index.html)

      Please, try again later."
      --
      James Tait, Programmer and Free Software Advocate
      JID: jayteeuk@wyrddreams.org
  16. How long do LEDs last? by falzer · · Score: 5, Funny

    25$ for 50,000 hours worth of birth control. What a bargain!

  17. what a dork by Britz · · Score: 4, Funny

    what a dork:
    https://netfiles.uiuc.edu/bkpeters/www/Prom /imagep ages/image1.html
    what a girl:
    https://netfiles.uiuc.edu/bkpeters/www/Prom /imagep ages/image11.html
    what a dork?
    https://netfiles.uiuc.edu/bkpeters/www/Prom /imagep ages/image4.html

  18. Re:Electric bill? by martingunnarsson · · Score: 1, Funny

    [...] than those I have in my head [...]

    You have LED's in your head? OMFG! Way cool!!

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  19. Re:Electric bill? by CitizenJohnJohn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would those even be light-emitting LED diodes?

  20. Re:what the hell has /. become by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You're not getting any either, huh?

  21. Re:Samples by Ghostgate · · Score: 3, Funny

    Samples are great but if every idiot starts sampling everything

    Every idiot already does. I mean, just listen to the radio. ;)

  22. if you really don't want to get laid by c01100011 · · Score: 1, Funny

    u could have saved yourself 25 bucks and the time and had a light switch rave instead !

    for further instructions http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail45.html

  23. Re:Electric bill? by flatface · · Score: 2, Funny

    >Would those even be light-emitting LED diodes?

    Light-emiutting light emitting diode diodes? Yes they affirmatively would not wouldn't be.

  24. Re:what the hell has /. become by eclectro · · Score: 3, Funny

    And please, no more smart areses talking about getting laid. With that attitude you never will

    Dude, this story was posted at 2:39 am.

    Need I state the obvious for you???

    If we are reading slashdot at 3:00 a.m. in the morning, there is a rather (extremely) high likelyhood that readers here do not have the company of a female.

    Unless it's a mother telling us to turn out the lights.

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  25. Re:Electric bill? by kazoosandinstruments · · Score: 2, Funny

    Light-emiutting light emitting diode diodes?

    Almost like aitch-tee-tee-pee-colon-slash-slash-slash-dot-dot- org ?

  26. And the score is... by pylonz · · Score: 5, Funny

    8 points for creativity 10 points for lustful intentions 1 point for soldering

  27. Re:not my cup of tea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I agree. I have a hard time having wet dreams if the lights are left on.

  28. The Vos Pad by maiku · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't think I could live there. It'd freak me out, like Kramer in the Kenny Rogers Roasters episode.

  29. correction. by Pandora's+Vox · · Score: 4, Funny

    *looks at linux server in one corner*

    *looks at linux laptop as recently reviewed on slashdot*

    *looks at LED star canopy over bed*

    most girls would run from such things. some have their own, thankyouverymuch :-)

    -Leigh

    ps. Ubuntu is love.

  30. Re:Not true by DJ_Goldfingerz · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's right, keep yourself locked up in a your room with your roommate and smoking that dope.

    Only thing is, knowing you're locked up in a room with your roommate, should indicate to you that he isn't some pretty damn hot chicks.

  31. Nothing says romance... by amgrau75 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nothing says romance like LED lights and an extra-long twin bed.

  32. Nice shoes by klugerama · · Score: 2, Funny

    You can tell by the fact that he wears socks with sandals that he's not trying very hard to hide his geekosity with fashion.

  33. Re:what, who, how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    No A.C., you're confusing "gorgeous" with "not fat" again. You'll understand one day, I promise!