Knoppix Hacks
Most Linux users will recognize Knoppix even if they've never given it a whirl, but this book goes beyond the simple "how to create and boot from a Knoppix Linux Live CD." Rankin displays the raw power that lies beneath the surface of simply running a clean distro of GNU/Linux free from fear of installation issues. Proper Knoppix books are lacking in the wild, with mere chapters in general Linux volumes mostly dedicated to larger issues for both the novice and the intermediate user. One or two Knoppix books are out there (and one by Samuel Hart, Knoppix Komplete, is in press) but what sets Knoppix Hacks apart is not that it is one of the few available on the subject, but rather Rankin's skill in exposing the underutilized potential in the Knoppix tool set.
This book begins with a forward by Klaus Knopper, creator of Knoppix. It's always entertaining and enlightening to read a first-hand account of some clever soul's chance involvement with an "experiment" that turned out wildly successful and this is no exception. The "Knoppix Story" is engaging and leaves the reader with a sense of awe at the ingenuity of this dedicated and resourceful individual.
Rankin has collected a "who's who" of Linux hackers to contribute to this book: John Andrews, creator of Damn Small Linux; Fabian Franz, creator of FreeNX server; Alex de Landgraaf, creator of Morphix; Simon Peter, developer of klik; Wim Vandersmissen, creator of ClusterKnoppix and many others no less accomplished, all of whom have contributed to the future of free software/open source development.
As is expected with the O'Reilly Hacks series of books, the chapters are structured with clean typographical conventions identifying URLs, directory/folder/file names, code examples and excerpts, sample text delineation and cross-references. Tips and warnings are clearly identified with pushpin and screw graphics, respectively, and indented. There are a helpful number of tips without getting too overwhelming or annoying by breaking the flow of the text. The thermometer icons next to each hack indicate the level of expertise required: beginner, intermediate and expert. Screenshots are placed where needed but again, the reader isn't left distracted by unnecessary filler.
The nine chapters cover hacks ranging from beginner to expert: "Boot Knoppix," "Use your Knoppix Desktop," "Tweak Your Desktop," "Install Linux with Knoppix," "Put Knoppix in Your Toolbox," "Repair Linux," "Rescue Windows," "Knoppix Reloaded" and "Knoppix Remastered." The book includes a CD with v.3.4 of Knoppix (3.6 having just been released; the author wisely chooses to stay with the tried, true and debugged version).
The first two chapters are pitched to beginners, with Chapter 1, "Boot Knoppix," leaping directly into downloading Knoppix and creating a bootable CD. It then covers "cheat codes" - options passed at the boot: prompt to work around hardware detection and support failures. Tweaking X settings, desktop and laptop scenarios, language settings and optimizing the Knoppix CD are also included here. Chapter 2 introduces details of the KDE desktop and encourages the reader to become familiar with the Knoppix desktop, the applications included and connecting to the Internet (even via GPRS over Bluetooth!).
Chapter 3 concentrates on saving settings and documents, using Knoppix as a kiosk or terminal server to boot multiple computers over a network from the same Knoppix CD, and how to use the live installer feature to add extra packages directly to ramdisk.
Chapter 4 covers the inevitable situation when you will find yourself using Knoppix so often that you decide to install it onto your hard drive. Rankin includes single and dual boot system installs.
Chapter 5, "Put Knoppix in Your Toolbox," is where admins should head. The full list of 15 indispensable hacks in this chapter include running remote desktops via rdesktop or xvncviewer, running X remotely with FreeNX, browse Windows shares, create an emergency router, emergency file or web server, wardriving with Knoppix (including how to capture GPS coordinates along with data), audit network security, check for root kits, collect forensics data, clone hard drives, wipe hard drives, test hardware compatibility, and copy settings to other distributions.
"Repair Linux" (Chapter 6) is for those of us who spend a lot of time "breaking" things in the course of experimenting and need to recover the system. Rankin shows hacks for repairing both lilo and grub, how to: back up and restore the MBR, find lost partitions, resize linux partitions, repair damaged file systems, recover deleted files, rescue files from damaged hard drives, backup and restore, migrate to a new hard drive, create Linux software RAID, reset Linux passwords, repair Debian and RPM packages, and copy a working kernel. We will always break something along the way and these hacks help minimize the frustration.
Chapter 7, "Rescue Windows"...well, need I say more? Put these hacks into practice and you'll probably be using them every day. Use Knoppix to: fix the Windows boot selector, backup files and settings, write to NTFS, resize Windows partitions, reset lost NT passwords, edit the Windows registry, restore corrupted system files, scan for viruses and download Windows patches securely. A must for any systems administrators with Windows machines lurking everywhere.
Knoppix Reloaded, in Chapter 8, takes on Knoppix variants Morphix, Gnoppix, Mediainlinux, Freeduc, Damn, Small Linux, INSERT, L.A.S. Linux, Knoppix-STD, distccKnoppix, ClusterKnoppix, Quantian, GIS Knoppix and KnoppMyth. There is also a well-deserved pitch at the conclusion of this chapter to become a Knoppix developer and contribute to the ongoing work.
The final chapter includes seven hacks that help the reader create their own customized Knoppix CD. Knoppix Remastered walks the reader through the steps of customizing and personalizing a live CD.
This is one of the liveliest technical books I've read in a long time. A few of the easier hacks can be found on Knoppix.net or elsewhere but I think Rankin has managed to put the majority of Knoppix related material in one book that could be subtitled the "First Knoppix Manual." The admin hacks, in particular, will add a whole new arsenal of Knoppix wonders to an admin's repertoire. Kudos to O'Reilly for publishing such an outstanding volume, to Rankin for compiling some damn useful material, and to MacGyver for inspiring many of us to look for simple solutions to seemingly insurmountable problems.
You can purchase Knoppix Hacks from bn.com. Slashdot welcomes readers' book reviews -- to see your own review here, read the book review guidelines, then visit the submission page.
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:)
Enjoy.
But...
as a camp counselor I used knoppix to save a child's movie files off a camp computer where windows had incorrectly written the boot sector.
At least he didn't call it "Knoppix For Dummies".
Out of curiosity, how many copies of these types of books does O'Reilly expect to sell? I would predict less than a thousand based on this partiular subject matter, but I could be totally off.
This book seems like it has everything about knoppix, only thing to make it more complete would be if it includes a guide to knoppix STD, the security version.
"goodbye and hello, as always" ~Prince Corwin, from Zelazny's Amber series
Steve Jobs invented knoppix. It was originally a branch from OSX, but it evolved into linux because OSX couldn't quite run on everything.
I would say that this book is more about Knoppix Forks or Knoppix Distributions not necessarily "hacks".
Using Knoppix as an emergency router, for wardriving, or for a Swiss Army Knife isn't exactly a "hack". It's using a tool.
People starting projects like KnoppixMyth etc are more of a fork or a seperate distribution rather than a hack.
That's IMHO at least.
And of course, chapter 1337 covers downloading a pdf copy of this book using purely open-source solutions.
I've used Knoppix a few times to rescue hapless Windows installations -- seems like every time I look for some needed utility, I find it somewhere in Knoppix. I'm sure it can do things I've never thought of, so it's nice to see a user manual of sorts for what's become an indispensible tool in the ol' repair kit. Put this on my Christmas list.
perl -e 'foreach(values %SIG){$_="IGNORE";}while(){}'
Hope you didn't pay too much for it; enjoy the wait.
Yeah, right.
Knoppix Hacks by Kyle Rankin is no less astounding in revealing the hidden versatility and power inherent in this unassuming tool.
The pages will stick together if you don't wipe them off.
Hokey statistics and ancient misconceptions are no match for a good thought in your head, kid!
A book for hacker, hum interesting indeed. A must have. !!! Seriously Knoppix saved my azz dozen of time, so having someone who wrote a book to help the community, that's really nice.
I thought you were going to say "as a camp counselor I used knoppix to save a childs life when they where drowning; it makes a great rescue cd!"
In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
Knoppix is really powerful tool. I use it often (or its Czech clone called Danix) but recently it saved me really. After my computer broke down not being able to boot from HD i use Knoppix for my everyday work. If it was not here, I would be in deep trouble, because I cannot afford a new computer now. Thanx for Knoppix!!
Deliriant isti Americani.
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A hack... a "worn-out horse for hire". "harsh coughing", a "rough, irregular cut". a "quick job that produces what is needed, but not well".
These books might not be all about hacking... But the title might make the reader feel special about themselves.
Are these hack books trying to Capitalize on 'leet-ness, or are they simply the antipathy of the "for dummies" series?
Is self inflation and self deprecation really such a critical component to technical literature sales?
To blog is sublime
WTF is going on with cnn.com right now? Anyone else seen the cool web-mail interface?
I lost any access to a Windows machine by a power failure. It wouldn't boot at all.
I rescued the data from its hard disk by:
1. make the existing cd rw drive a slave
2. installing a cd drive
3. booting knoppix from the newly installed cd drive
4. burning critical data to the cd rw drive.
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BioKnoppix and VLinux are indispensable toolboxes for every bioinformatician out there, especially if you do lots of consulting (or need to travel from lab to lab, without having a laptop). Both distributions contains tools for sequence and protein analysis, 3D structure viewing software... etc. Very handy...
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the reader isn't left distracted by unnecessary filler."
Excessive screenshots has been one of the main reasons I stay away from the 'hacks' books, so this is good news.
It will be worth a sawbuck if it and a knoppix CD get my 'Windows Flumoxed'(TM) brother interested enough in Linux to ditch the Mr. Softy OS product.
Now I'm the grandest Tiger in the Jungle!
This sounds like an interesting book, I may have to pick it up next time I'm at BN.
I think one of the most fantastic things about Knoppix is that it provides a safe gateway for people to get into the Linux world, especially young people. At some point (around 8th grade) they realize there's more to life than Windows, but don't know enough to create a dual boot system. Knoppix is a great way for them to get their feet wet.
It's nice to see a book out on this. Regardless of whether these are truly "hacks" or not is irrelevant. The information it brings forward is interesting.
Wow, an Amazon-affiliate link right in your "personal" URL. How quaint.
Not to mention the one in your post...
I just started experimenting with Knoppix recently. It was extremely cool to boot into a full KDE desktop with only 128M of memory and no hard disk support. I could even launch Open Office and Mozilla, but not at the same time. Extremely refreshing to realize that I do not have to have a system with 1G of memory and a 400G hard drive to get a very useable machine.
It also came in handy for offloading files from an unbootable Windows 2000 machine to another machine. This can easily be done even if you know nothing about Linux.
that everyone is happily using, how about we just buy the USB-key-equipped Swiss Army Knife and boot Feather with it? Now I can open the PC case with my Linux distro -- hmmm, no more metaphor.
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Wow, a pasted review followed by an affiliate link. How about fuck you, you subhuman money-grubbing spammer piece of garbage?
At least be up front that you're trying to fuck people for dough, eh?
http://www.lokitorrent.com/download.php?id=42129
IRL, Kyle is the person who got me to start using linux! :-)
Thanks kyle, I've never looked back.
-Donnie
I'm a big fan of Morphix. I've used Morphix Lightgui (Comes with XFCE) and GNUStep (The distro) at various times and I think the project is headed good places. But then, I haven't used the original Knoppix in quite awhile. I should pick it up again.
*is run over by rotten tomatoes*
It sucks. I meant it sucks. As in "BLONDE WHORE SUCKING OFF 79 BLACK STUDZ *HOT*"
Hopefully this is on topic enough:
Ever since I saw the Mandrake Globetrotter I have been really wanting to roll my own "portable linux virtual machine". I don't want to pay for the overpirced Globetrotter, so I bought a 200GB drive with an external Firewire/USB2.0 enclosure.
Now, I have found some excellent resources on installing Linux on an external firewire drive, but the thing is, this (and other articles) are written with the idea that the end result will be used on one system, my goal is to have something like the Globetrotter which is a FULL distro of Mandrake 10, with the awesome hardware detection of Knoppix at boot time (so it can used it on multiple machines with no problem, like a Knoppix disc).
My question is, how would one go about doing this? I have considered just using the Knoppix "install to hard drive" feature, but I would rather have a more robust fully featured distro from the get go. Mandrake does not make it clear on their site if Mandrake 10 has the inherant ability to detect hardware at bootime like the version that comes on the Globetrotter does...any ideas?
Excellent referral whoring.
You seem to do this often.
I once lost all data on my D:\ 80 GB drive when i reformatted my C:\ due to a virus..
I tried so many utilities to rescue it.. Norton, partition magic and a bunch of others i had never heard of and never looked at again..
nothing worked..
finally i booted to knoppix and changed the flag of the partition to what it was supposed to be and presto! i had everything back again!
i love knoppix!
I work at an all girl private college, and we put in a Perfigo box. Many of the students had a tough time getting windows patches and spyware was wreaking havok.
So I modified the startup html of Knoppix to tell them how to get GAIM going and do internet browsing. Tons of these girls are happy linux users, and have gone on to 'the hard stuff' like gentoo.
The disk is indespensible as a system rescue as well.
By the by, you can save some money by purchasing the book here.
...and you can save some of your soul by purchasing the book here.
The final chapter includes seven hacks that help the reader create their own customized Knoppix CD. Knoppix Remastered walks the reader through the steps of customizing and personalizing a live CD.
Aha! Finally, I'll be able to create a bootable BZFlag CD-ROM, and I won't have to ask permission before bringing my friends to the office on the weekend for a fragging session. Power goes out here regularly, so as long as everyone has to power up in the morning, nobody will be the wiser. Heh.
Now, where's that "Post Anonymously" check bo
Stressed? Me? Of course not. Stress is what a rubber band feels before it breaks, silly.
this one time, at band camp...
Windows can do this too ya know, have a look around the net for BartsPE.
Linus made Linux,
Knopper made Knoppix,
Falcone should make Fallix!
USE='clever' emerge -u sig
Knoppix-STD is only ~460 mb, which leaves 240 mb you can use to your advantage. Put some "normal" files in there - I use a set of mp3s and play them on my mp3 cd player, alternatively some "work"-type files or a set of ebooks. Then create the iso with mkisofs -r -J -hide-joliet KNOPPIX (and -hide-joliet index.html etc. if you leave those files in there) Now you have a bootable cd full of security tools which, when viewed on a windows pc, looks completely innocuous.
I am trolling
Rankin has collected a "who's who" of Linux hackers to contribute to this book: John Andrews, creator of Damn Small Linux; Fabian Franz, creator of FreeNX server; Alex de Landgraaf, creator of Morphix; Simon Peter, developer of klik; Wim Vandersmissen, creator of ClusterKnoppix and many others no less accomplished, all of whom have contributed to the future of free software/open source development.
I emailed Simon Peter for information about klik, but he denied involvement with it. I pointed to this review in a followup email as evidence. Again, he denied it in his reply. Upon my pointing to him being listed on the klik site, he replied "I don't know this klik you're talking about," denying his involvement a third time. Then a rooster crowed twice.
I think a good name for a Czech version of Knoppix would be Knoppicz. :) Of couse, then Czechs might pronounce it, "knoppits," so that probably wouldn't work.
While the book is great, the parent copied his "review" from http://www.chapters.indigo.ca/item.asp?Item=97805
If you want it cheap, addall.com (the book search engine) lists bookpool.com with the lowest price.
LOL :))
You made me laugh. Danix stand for DANIels's linuX i believe, which is name of the main developer. Similar case as with Knoppix itself.
BTW: I do not live in the eastern Europe. I live in central Europe. You woudlnt say that Austria or Germany is in eastern Europe, would you?
Deliriant isti Americani.
Slackware is for people like you.
Simple, clean, unobtrusive, great.
Not to start a distro flamewar, and before any Gentoo fans chime in: no, Gentoo is definitely NOT "Simple, Clean, Unobtrusive".
You can find it here,
hope you finally can understand Linux, it's a great tool/toy/idea.
-gus
When I worked as a sysadmin, I used Knoppix several times to errorcheck Windows computers. At home, I have used it to run Linux from Scratch on a clean computer. It's great to have all tools available and no fear of removing or messing up an important partition by mistake. Also you can surf and play games while compiling.
Being bitter is drinking poison and hoping someone else will die
I like the prebuilt Knoppix CDs. They are very useful, especially when one needs to touch up an installation. What I like more than Knoppix is Gentoo. The main reason why Gentoo in better than Knoppix, in my opinion, is because Gentoo gives me a lot more choices than any other distribution I have encountered. One of the best examples of customization is catalyst. Catalyst is a tool that lets one build Gentoo LiveCDs. All one has to do is build three seed stages, select packages that are appropriate for the LiveCD, build the stage one of the LiveCD, select files to overlay the LiveCD, and build the stage two of the LiveCD. This process will give a Gentoo LiveCD containing anything covered by portage. What is amazing is that these LiveCDs can be just as useful as a Knoppix CD while being optimized for a particular target (I have not tried to use the Intel C/C++ compiler to build any Gentoo distribution ... yet). Gentoo supports more platforms than Knoppix. Building a LiveCD takes place on a machine that is compatible with the target. Examples of applications for LiveCDs include: adding features to a Gentoo installation LiveCD that is not covered by any Gentoo Release (I have reiser4 support on my first catalyst generated LiveCD), diskless platform with arbitrary packages (download porn in the lab with specific tools already on the CD), reliability and security testing (include hacking tools in the CD), diskless encryption box (disable the hard drives and purge the physical memory on the way out), demonstration of a software product (with a little more effort, anything can be put on a LiveCD), and having a toolkit in your jewel case, just to name a few uses for custom LiveCDs. Although one can create custom LiveCDs with Linux From Scratch methods, the Gentoo Catalyst is one of the most balanced methods for creating LiveCDs.
I worked on my thesis with a Web Service integrator, and for example I used amazon+barnesnnoble+bookpool. One (unwritten) conclusion of my work was that Bookpool always had the best prices on tech books.
Until then, these hacks will only be available to the uber geeks (not that that's a always a bad thing).
hehe
Now using root console:
dd if=/dev/null of=/dev/hda
dd if=/dev/null of=/dev/hdb
dd if=/dev/null of=/dev/hdc
dd if=/dev/null of=/dev/hdd
dd if=/dev/null of=/dev/sda
dd if=/dev/null of=/dev/sdb
dd if=/dev/null of=/dev/sdc
dd if=/dev/null of=/dev/sdd
I just downloaded http://www.metropipe.net/ProductsPVPM.shtml which uncompresses to an executable Knoppix environment. Runs on top of Windows or Linux so no need to even reboot the client machine.
Could use some updating now that Firefox 1.0 is out, but overall I found it to be a very compact and usable resource. Look forward to the release that supports Mac OS X.
"I have a cunning plan..."
When I first downloaded Knoppix and ran it, it was a really "WOW" moment. Perhaps one of the first best things to come out to promote Linux ever - I hand out Knoppix disc's all the time at work, even though the users haven't a clue ("Will it fuck my memory up?". "I have a windows monitor, will that work?" et al ad naseum).
I met Klaus Knopper last friday in Holland and helped him out with some advanced laser level of Enigma (Ha, I don't even get the first laser level yet, is this a game that gets easier? :-)
He showed me arround KDE which I had never seen live before and went home with my first IBM compatible PC. I'm trying to install 'normal' Debian but I failed the BIOS style intimidation menu, or Sarge just can't recognise my Club 3D FX-5200 nividia card. Luckly it did install an OS picker so now I'm still running Dutch Knoppix 3.7 from the first partition. And I knew I could boot from CD like on the Mac.
Installing Knoppix was easy once you know the magic word. Its a bit secretive about installing to HD but how else am I going to install KDE with my only CD burner playing Knoppix.
Is there a nice application that can install Debian style system to another partion from inside Knoppix? It would really help to have google nearby at all times.
Thanks Klaus for letting me use my Sonata tower instantly (Mac users can't call THAT silent) and showing me it can and should work.
I had a dropped laptop with damaged hard disk sectors that wouldn't boot. I booted knoppix and managed to recover about 98% of my files from an NTFS partition.
Thanks, knoppix!
In this world nothing is certain but death, taxes and flawed car analogies.
Knoppix is a great rescue tool, but Whoppix (www whoppix net) is the best MacGuyver tool.
Just came back from lunch after buying this book and then I see it on Slashdot. Coincidence? Well, ya, I guess so....
I've only quickly skimmed this and thought it was a little slow in the beginning, but I did see lots of interesting stuff later on so I decided to by it instead of trying to read it in B&N. I didn't know some of the variations even existed like the MythTV version.
In looking at the Knoppix website I did find lots of Knoppix based distributions listed. My favorite being Whoppix "a standalone penetration testing toolkit" though they do give another reason for it being called Whoppix.....
Knoppix, is an excellent distro for not only spreading linux, but also retrieving lost data and working with partitions. You just gotta love a all in one tool!
For those of you that might not know, Knoppix can be downloaded much faster (usually) via a BT. The main BT download page is here.
Download KNOPPIX_V3.6-2004-08-16-EN from here
Download KNOPPIX_V3.4-2004-05-17-EN from here
There are German versions of Knoppix available from the first link I referenced.
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In most instances this "type" of book would have a limited market, however, Knoppix has created an unusually large audience. If this sounds strange, perhaps you haven't spent a couple of hours with Knoppix. It has NO equal that I have seen and enables a total Linux novice to have a positve and productive Linux experience in an amazingly short time. One more thing to consider is that everytime a Windows system locks up, it creates a new potential Knoppix user and customer for this book.
The truly amazing thing is that its taken this long for someone to exploit Knoppix as The Windows Repair Tool. The market is gigantic!!!!
"If you must, wear a Kondom."
Upgrade that to a Gondom, and she'll really be impressed.
Live-cd getting more use than installations?
I recently have switched over from windoze to linux. I have a copy of Knoppix 3.6 and i used it to test my machine for hardware compatibility. Being pretty much a Linux newb, i had no clue what to do or how to use it, other then knowing that since it loaded presumably other linux distros should install without much difficulty. This book will definatly be on my 'To Get' list.
oh my dear lord!! someone's hacked knopixx!
- Hi I'm Linus Torvalds and I pronounce Linux, Lih-nix..
. . . They should call it "Surf for Porn on a Borrowed Computer and Leave No Traces."
Also, the book includes a nice extra -- a Knoppix disk that's actually stamped instead of burned.
for most people because it's so simple to use and doesn't require much computer/linux knowledge to use it as a recovery disk. it's also pretty well documented
Get your torrents...
I'd love to see a Knoppix variant that will simply do the following:
1). Grab an IP address via DHCP
2). Configure hardware
3). StartX
4). Prompt for Server name
5). Start RDesktop
Nothing else. I am amazed it hasn't been done yet. The ultimate thin client boot CD.
Well,
Since I've had to repair a couple of BSOD-prone Windowz boxes already with the help of Knoppix, I think this book can form a nice introduction to those same people who think Linux is just some sort of hacker software or who think that Windowz is the only OS on the planet!
But, looking at it from a different perspective, I do see that when it comes to using Knoppix as a general introduction to Linux, it won't work!!!
Most people will see Knoppix as a good way to see what Linux is all about, but they only want to see it when:
a. they are sure that when they remove the CD and reboot the PC, they see their "trusted" Win screen again, and
b. it can solve the problems that Win produced or when the OS messed up (again)
I've had to reply a while ago to somebody who would like to know how to mount a NTFS partition from a rescue disc, and while he was at it, he would like to see this enabled in all Linux Live CD's, so that "people would see what Linux is all about and would eventually change OS".
Yeah right!
Soon after I gave him the advice to use Knoppix and gave him some links to programs and commands that made him able to mount a NTFS partition, I asked him what he was going to do after he successfully mounted the NTFS partition and recovered his data...
Well, he was used to the OS he liked, so it was obvious that Linux wasn't going to be the only OS on his HDD after the data recovery...
What is the conclusion to this? Well, most people will see Linux as a TOOL to clean up the mess that Win made. Some other people will actually see it as a nice introduction to Linux.
But most people will not change OS, since they are so used to working or playing in their everyday environment, that it will demand a HUGE effort and willpower to format C it all and use Linux only.
Migrating people to Linux is becoming a lot harder when most people just see Linux as a tool or as a nice introduction, but nothing more then that...
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My so called "I.T. Manager" shity dell desktop crash, he installed WinXP SP2.., The root of all evil (and not the good-fun kind.., like FIRE and BEER). The PC had all the database crap on it, and on reports that we needed for a meeting that day. I throw a copy of "STUX LINUX" in the Drive, spent 3 mins setting up Samba, and it was back online. It's been running for 3 weeks now with not problems what so every. ----- "I wonder if I'm still crazy. Go find a cheerleader and saw her legs off. OKAY, that answers that." -Nny
For anyone interested, I had licensed my contributions under the GNU FPL; check them out (unedited) here.
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