Soviet Space Battle Station Images Published
An anonymous reader writes "Images of the Soviet Union's laser space battle station Skif and its prototype Polyus have been published on the web. Polyus-Skif was the Soviet response to the American 'Star Wars' program of the 1980s. The Polyus was launched in May 1987 but a faulty sensor caused it to de-orbit into the South Pacific. More information can be found at Encyclopedia Astronautica."
...yes, I would pretend this as well ;-)
I especially like this picture, which seems to almost be a spy shot froma James Bond movie, or as one of the posters commented, "Looks very Thunderbirds-ish."
Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.
here, just in case that one gets Slashdotted. It's already starting to look beat-up.
Interesting comments.
And they said that movie with Clint Eastwood in space was farfethced. Hah!
*ahem*
We do have a cowboy in office, don't we?
I for one am glad not to worry about our old soviet overlords. Seriously, in the eighties it looked like the USSR was almost as strong as the US. Isn't it great that that dictatorship spent itself into bankruptcy?
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Why iss this photo up on the Latvian army's website? anybody find any other goodies there?
I'd bid at least $50 bucks for it on eBay
War Stars You!!
:p
What it had to be said.. at least it's out the way now
Comments at the website (yes I RTFA) say it wasn't a faulty sensor but a software error which caused the Polyus to turn 360 instead of 180 degree upon reaching orbit, and it boosted itself back into the atmosphere. Oops!
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What ifn dem turrizts got hold of dat? They'd shoot lasors right at our testic^H^H^H^H^H^Hgon^H^H^Hballs and we wouldn't have a goll durn chance. Better tell Senator Frist it's A-OK to appropriate 300 mill for that Star Wars whatjamagig even if it don't work! Gosh!
Comparing it to Windows will be a moot point, since El Dorado is going to have a 40% larger code base than XP.
Skif just seems like a particularly wimpy name for a "laser space battle station". Maybe it's just me...
Yeah, no kidding.
I wonder whether 40 years from now I'll be slumped in an old brown armchair eating applesauce and watching the Discovery Channel as space-archeolgists investigate the latest peice of crap we found floating around in low orbit (that noone had a record of being up there.)
Someone had to do it.
... it's a moon.
From now on anyone anyone complaining about an application crashing will be totally ignored. Our systems are way too sophisticated and cultured to do anything less than de-orbit, and even if they did decide to de-orbit it would be from nothing less than a very great height indeed.
Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
What truth?
There is no dupe
...we'd just have to get George Lucas to go back and edit it so that their space station fired first.
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This will not bode well for us geeks! Does anybody have a laser proof tin foil hat I can borrow??
Taco Bell could have put a big target out in the South Pacific and if it hit it we would have all won free tacos!
News Reporters Make Tasty Polar Bear Treats!
That's not even close!
Leads one to ponder about the relative computing powess against the counterpart in those times.
Just how far the computing differences were, considering that a probable computation error caused the machine to orbit incorrectly.
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mmmm... i'm thinking it was the protoss...
workin on Mars mission."
/. interview?
A most interesting comment from the guy who provided the photos.
Perhaps he woudl be willing submit to a
Now I'm the grandest Tiger in the Jungle!
"Isn't it great that that dictatorship spent itself into bankruptcy?"
:)
Just replace "dictatorship" with "president"...
Is that just scientist speak for CRASHED? Damn, you guys think you can make poo-poo smell like roses with words can't you? The damn thing crashed into the ocean, it didn't de-orbit. Its like a salesman saying he didn't get the account because the customer de-bought the product.
You know the jerky that didn't put in a redundent sensor is probably still at the Siberian Front serving up Borcshe to the soldiers....
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It's not a fully operational battle station.
But I am just wondering how much of it actually was developed to anywhere near a working state. The vehicle that crashed was only a mock up so I am thinking this may have just been a bit of sabre rattling by thr Russians in the direction of the US.
Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
What truth?
There is no dupe
All your Polyus-Skif are belong to us.
Thanks for this info. Very very interesting, especially for me, I'm very interested in the Soviet space programme - maybe because it was so secret.
That rendering shot .. was that done in '85, or is it a newly-generated AutoCAD shot? Seems quite slick to me ..
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...just imagine what the USA might just have up there right now.
It's a Bagel.
That's a nice euphism for crash and burn.
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There is a theory the lunch failure was intentional.
Gorbachev had just come to power and wanted to make peace overtures to the West. A giant space battle station was not going to help this endeavour so a deliberate "launch failure" would be the simplest and easiest way of getting rid of the darn thing and shutting down the program.
As I said, it's nothing more than a theory I've heard articulated. I've no idea how much credability or plausibility it has.
Funny that the History Channel ran a show last night on disasters in the Soviet space program. What was very interesting was some seriously devistating disasters that the world at large never knew about until years after the wall came down. One was really impressive, the rocket exploded on the pad killing over 150 people and burning for hours. In another the rocket began to launch, but flipped sideways and dropped. The damage to the launch facility was so bad it took two years to get in back into usable shape. All the while Khrushchev was mocking the US efforts as backwards and offering assistance to a "backwards" nation. Meanwhile covering up their mega-disasters. So it makes you wonder what "really" happened to this thing.
but I could be wrong.
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not informative. Click the link.
One thing i can tell you - Energia Corp now workin on Mars mission.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. - Yogi Berra
Wel, yes please, just increment the number ;).
http://www.army.lv/photos/3987.jpg
Jeez,
Watch this, nice one here (thunberbird drum music not included):
http://www.army.lv/photos/3990.jpg
It even has a LASER, coool, what a EVIL instrument is this!.
EVIL!!!!!
had to be said!
In Democraticic America, a de-orbit into the South Pacific causes faulty sensor.
If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
Many Bothans died to bring us this information.
It already had what I call a "laser" on it.
Sorry, couldn't help myself...
Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds. - Albert Einstein
Thunderbirds 1 is go!
I have a very small mind and must live with it.
-- E. Dijkstra
Better tell Senator Frist
Senator Frist? Is Senator Psot involved, too?
it's A-OK to appropriate 300 mill for that Star Wars whatjamagig
Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
I want to drag this out as long as possible. Bring me my protractor.
"The Polyus was launched in May 1987 but a faulty sensor caused it to de-orbit into the South Pacific."
A lot of us call that "Crashing."
"The Sage treasures Unity and measures all things by it" - Lao Tzu
In capitalist america, Taco Bell would have a floating target moved into place in the south pacific, and offer everyone in the U.S. a free taco if the falling craft hit the bulls-eye.
considering the time & a probable computation error
./ ... "Seems as though the Genesis spacecraft was able to launch from earth, travel through space, avoid aliens, and cruise back into the atmosphere to be caught by stunt pilots waiting patiently with their helicopters. Alas, the brakes didn't work because a sensor was designed upside down.
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With all the advanced technology, nothing similar or remotedly comparable happens in the new millenium.
CC.
TaijiQuan (Huang, 5 loosenings)
Wonder if they ever recovered anything?
$#!^ happens, but why does it always have to happen to me???
No member of the Reagan or Bush administrations ever admitted or revealed publicly any knowledge of Polyus. The US Navy has made no statements about any attempts to investigate the wreckage of Polyus, which lies on the floor of the South Pacific.
For some reason the phrase "been there, done that" comes to mind.
Considering the amount of money spent on SDI, I can't imagine the US not going to great lengths to try to salvage the wreck in order to see what countermeasures the USSR was working on.
Dan East
Better known as 318230.
didn't this violate the USSR - USA treaty prohibiting armed spacecraft ?
If it wasn't for the very democratic China, the US couldn't grow any deficit at all - sense the irony of that...
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Fortunately the launched satellite only had scientific equipment on board (or so they claim).
> On a completely unrelated note Bush just signed a bill putting the US *800 BILLION in debt.
*Insert "another" here.
I wonder if you would have thought the same if they started a nuclear war back in the 60's or 80's...
Maybe technological progress comes in times of war - yet people who forge that progress have to be born someday and have a chance to educate themselves.
With war around you - that's pretty tough...
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and only its booster fell into the sea.
Suppose it's really still up there?
But its orbit is decaying...
We'd have to get Eastwood and friends to go get it back into a safe orbit....
Waitaminit. Wasn't that in a movie a few years ago?
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I agree - but 'regular wars' are not so technologically advancing. I never see African countries come up with great new weaponry because of their wars. Instead, they tend to head of in the complete opposite direction (chopping of heads instead of using bullets etc...), whereas our 'luxorious wars' permit us to actually invent stuff while we fend off the enemy at a distance.
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Not this time. The treaty forbade launching armed craft, but although this thing was slated as a weapons platform, the first unit was sent up without armaments, and no others went up because the project was scrapped with the fall of the Soviet Union.
Virg
Let's not forget the Robot Governor!
It's very interesting that this thing has ???-2 written on the side of it - Mir 2.
Bob
> The grandparent meant "prying more money out of our precious entitlement programs"...except unfortunately I see little evidence of that either.
Why is the concept of "budget deficit" so hard to wrap your hands around? Haven't you ever seen someone max out a credit card before? Lowering taxes and not de-funding programs, and then spending money you don't have, just means that someone has to pay it back in the future. That doesn't invalidate the original comment about drumming up an emotional response to get funding for a project, or his comments about prying out money.
Virg
Many shubs and zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the slorr that day, I can tell you!
> You don't think that it's possible to intentionally sabotage an aircraft or spaceship by messing with its instrumentation?
Your miss is in your reasoning for sabotage. Catmeat said Gorbachev wanted to prevent a big space battle station from getting in the way of his overtures to the West, but the article stated that the first SKIF didn't have any weapons, it had scientific instruments, which is what Sai Babu meant by "instrumented". His argument is that there was no politically beneficial reason to order a non-combat-capable SKIF destroyed, and therefore it was more likely an accidental error.
Virg
lol, these are the same pictures I actually doctored up for a friend two years ago in photoshop. We added the satellite images to the base booster images for a proposed game prelude. Funny to seem someone running with them like they were real. I wonder how many slashdotters will get sucked into this one.
I still have the layer psd files if you want to see them. rotflmao!!!
That's not going to work with this article, is it?
There is a theory the lunch failure was intentional. There is nothing I hate more than lunch failure.
you had me at #!
Glad to see everyone's sense of humor is alive and well.
Please help metamoderate.
The designation 'MNP-2' can be seen on the side of the booster rockets in some of the photos. MNP is the Russian 'Mir', or 'peace'. Why would 'peace' be on this machinery? Sarcasm? Camoflauge? (after all, you would expect something like 'KillBot' on the side of a combat vehicle) Simple re-use of boosters from the Mir program? Or maybe hoax? ;-)
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6542892/site/newsweek/.
I would have posted this earlier, but slashdot wasn't letting me post, so imagine this had been posted about 3 hours ago.
Am I the only person here is is opposed to the weaponization of space?
It costs too much, it's useless, and I doubt anyone else will feel safer at night knowing that there are space based missiles just above them waiting to go off.
George Bush at the trigger also isn't much better.
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That sucker is impressive!
Looks kinda fake to me. Are we sure this wasn't a subject from Photoshop Phriday?
(sorry, it's my first Soviet Russia joke. Also my last)
the Chisto-fascists you just re-elected...
People aren't irrational, regardless of what you might like to believe. Islamic militants have very good and ligitimate reasons for what they do, regardles of whether or not we perfer their methods.
Perhaps you should find out what those reasons are, instead of invading countries and validating them.
Be afraid, very afraid.
Stock schmock, give me cash.
Does anybody have a laser proof tin foil hat I can borrow?
An extra layer, shiny side out, ought to do it. : )
You can't take the sky from me...
Technology, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
MNP is the Russian 'Mir', or 'peace'. Why would 'peace' be on this machinery? Sarcasm? Camoflauge?
First of all: "camouflage"
Secondly: Si vis pace, para bellum.
Thirdly: This is too... too much. I'm leaning on the hoax thesis.
You can't take the sky from me...
Kruschev said 'We will bury you', NOT 'We will crush you'. The gist of the statement was that the stable soviet emptire would be around long after capitolism died under the weight of itself. Clearly he put too much stock in the long term survival of his government, but its not the same thing as claiming he wanted to dominate the west.
Jherico
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Ronald Reagan, then President of The United
States of America, proposed something called the
"Strategic DEFENSE Initiative" (or SDI) to shield
his country from incoming missiles. The key word
being DEFENSE. Star Wars was a fucking movie
you (liberal?) loser! If Clinton or Carter had
proposed it, ala Kennedy and the Moon, you loons
on the left would have lapped it up like kittens
at a saucer of milk, and you FUCKING KNOW IT!
But NOOOOO, it was Reagan, so you berate it and
demean a good idea by referring to a DEFENSE
strategy as a weapon of war. You MOTHERFUCKERS
all make me sick! Newsflash: your shit stinks too!
Doesn't that mean it goes back to where it comes from, and 360 that it wil make a loop and go on in the same direction ?
(Didn't the good old starfighter have a problem when entering 'sovjet space'? Vaguely remember some story about Starfighters plunging into the Atlantic)
Check out www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com/flash/ Hopefully China hasn't seen this one yet. SlashN
Is Wily Coyote trying to eat the Road Runner or just have sex with it?I hate this misconception - the treaty that is constantly referred to only bans WMD in space (though it was originally written with only nuclear in mind, many contend that the wording extends its applicability to all WMDs). Conventional weapons are still fine, as evidenced by history: the Soviet Salyut space station had a 20mm automatic cannon on it which they tested in space. As well, the escape Soyuz on board the ISS contains a .22 pistol in case it lands in the wilderness (this was suggested by the russians because an older soviet soyuz mission had problems when the cosmonauts were unable to leave the capsul until the recovery team arrived several hours later because wolves surrounded the landing site).
/., the only two countries to sign that treaty were the US and the USSR, one of which no longer exists - does the treaty still have force?
I'm sure there are other examples of weapons in space - the point being that only nukes and WMDs are prohibited.
P.S. As pointed out before on
While the USSR was already on the way out due to the failings of numerous things (It wasn't just the Soviet economy, mainly it was that the people were simply tired of the Soviet loonies. The Soviet economy could have lasted a lot longer given that it was based on an active imagination and not an actual market), they certainly managed a number of fascinating things technically, such as the Energia rocket and Buran and the Venera venus landers.
Mainly though, this Polyus battle station shows what a waste the SDI initiative was in the first place, and more importantly, for today's world of Texas cowboys, what a waste the missile defense shield is. The huge amount of money wasted on lunatic plans to conquer space is easily countered with comparitively cheap countermeasure, be they a space based laser battlestation (why does the US think that China could not build one itself, with the same lack of hoo haa that the Russians had?) or a manouvering warhead.
But those big defense companies need to justify their existences, employees salaries, and profits, don't they?
http://www.army.lv/photos/3996.jpg
Looks like something from The Thunderbirds!
Mir-2 should have been the successor of the science station MIR. Parts of it are incorparated into the ISS. Mir-2 has nothing to do with this "battle station" Polyus.
Are you sure it's not the missing 'personnal' part of the secret Goldorak project?
http://www.militaryphotos.net.nyud.net:8090/forums /viewtopic.php?t=30510
And speaking of people, amazing how not one photo has a single person in it. Giant boosters, complex machinery, huge manufacturing centers... And no one single person. Not even independent ground vehicals.
And yeah, it does look like the Thunderbirds. If I stare long enough, I could swear I see the strings.
I'm calling BS Flag, 30 yard line. It may be legit, but somebody is gonna have to do better than those photographs.
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The rocket that killed 150 people was not in the space program. It was an ICBM.
The Russian space program has had a better record then the US program, but there is no denying that the ICBM program predating the "space race" more then made up for this.
Following that show was a very interesting program on Siberia last night... did anyone happen to catch it as well?
If I ain't married by the age of 30 (7 more years) I'm gonna fly to Siberia and pick myself up a 14 year old wife and bring her back to the US! Siberian women are HOT!
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im certainly no expert - but some of the images seem to me a little suspect.
this isint to say i doubt its possible
"Why would 'peace' be on this machinery? Sarcasm? Camoflauge?"
Camoflage, definitely. I can picture the committee meeting now: "If we paint "Peace-2" on the side, the Americans will never notice that its a honking great rocket"
"...after all, you would expect something like 'KillBot' on the side of a combat vehicle..."
Or "Super Happy Fun Toy" (but only if they taunt us).
About the treaty still having force, I think Russia legally assumed the rights and responsibilities of the USSR. I can't google up anything very authoritative, but a number of sites have statements like this:
The Russian Federation continues, as from 24 December 1991, the membership of the former Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR) in the United Nations and maintains, as from that date, full responsibility for all the rights and obligations of the USSR under the Charter of the United Nations and multilateral treaties deposited with the Secretary-General.
The real Captain Avatar is a fictional character, so I suppose he doesn't mind if I impersonate him.