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Microsoft Replaces Your Pirated Windows, For Free

th3d0ct0r writes "ZDNet reports that Microsoft is now willing to replace your pirated version of Windows XP. As part of the recently started "Windows Genuine advantage" program, Alex Hilton explains that this incentive aims to bring out customers who bought PC's with Windows XP preinstalled from vendors that pirated the Microsoft OS. Not only do they offer amnesty to anyone coming forth with a pirated version, but also to ship an original version of their product with a valid license to replace the pirated one, each customer being able to get up to 5 such replacements. Hilton says: "Our goal is not to prosecute the individual, our goal is to get to the source".

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  1. Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is only a pilot program for the UK, and it requires a proof of purchase (so they have someone to go after).

    1. Re:Important to note by chuckfucter · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, I'm glad you said that because I didn't read the artcle.

    2. Re:Important to note by pipingguy · · Score: 4, Funny


      This is only a pilot program for the UK, and it requires a proof of purchase (so they have someone to go after).

      Crap. I thought I might be able to scam them into giving me a free upgrade to XP Pro even though I already have a paid-for W2K Pro license.

    3. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      This is only a pilot program for the UK

      So if you're not a pilot, you need not apply.

    4. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd hate to see karma whoring evolve to people restating a few lines from the article.

      But see, we don't read the article. So summaries from readers who KNOW WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW make for awesome comments....

    5. Re:Important to note by Spetiam · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even if it is only a pilot program, I must say, Microsoft has much better PR (and marketing) people than the RIAA et al.

      I feel too lazy right now to draw up a "step 1, step 2, profit!" list, but I think this is a pretty smooth move by Microsoft: increase consumer trust/goodwill, nail pirate "hubs" and generally solidify market share.

      I'm no fan, but I have to say, Microsoft has its act together on this one.

    6. Re:Important to note by hunterx11 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Crap. I thought I might be able to scam them into giving me a free upgrade to XP Pro even though I already have a paid-for W2K Pro license.

      Your comment contains a grammatical error. You mistakenly use the word "upgrade" instead of "downgrade."

      :)
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    7. Re:Important to note by Vulcann · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is only a pilot program for the UK, and it requires a proof of purchase

      Let me get this straight. Which "pirate" in his right mind is going to sell pirated software to anyone and leave a paper trail long enough to implicate him in the form of a bill ?
      Another point, as soon as all the piracy shops hear about this, the few dumb ones who did pirate the copies with a bill will simply stop issuing bills for the copies thus preventing anything tracing back to them.
      A third point, Windows might be a large chunk of pirateable software but it's far from being the ONLY piece of it. There are millions of other software titles worthy of pirating. These guys can afford to keep low until MS abandons this program. And abandon it they will because the only way to sustain this is to keep dishing out Windows free, which of course MS cannot possibly do.

    8. Re:Important to note by accelleron · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "weird crap popping up telling you the obvious" Yup, that pretty much sums up XP.

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    9. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why is this funny?

      The real upgrade to windows 2000 is windows 2003 (server).

    10. Re:Important to note by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's not a grammatical error. Even the following sentence is grammatically correct:
      The invisible red ball is floating in a green love with very loud lemon flavour.
      Not that it made any sense, of course :-)

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    11. Re:Important to note by iamacat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Which "pirate" in his right mind is going to sell pirated software to anyone and leave a paper trail long enough to implicate him in the form of a bill?

      Ah, but lack of a paper trail will not make your pissed off users forget where they bought their computer. Say, a policeman out of uniform stops by at your store to do a little shopping, then makes a call to Microsoft to validate the Windows copy they got on their HD?

      And abandon it they will because the only way to sustain this is to keep dishing out Windows free, which of course MS cannot possibly do.

      What's the harm to give a free copy to people who are already using your stuff without paying and are likely trying to come clear?

      It's funny that you mentioned it though, because I believe eventually Microsoft will have a free basic OS and sell stuff that runs on top of it. Think of what happened when Netscape released a good, free web browser. Once Linux functionality reaches certain level and PC+monitor can be had for $200 or so, vendors will start to take a notice of even $20 OEM copy price. Then there is only one thing Microsoft can do to compete.

    12. Re:Important to note by databyss · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd love to see the RIAA or MPAA instate a program like this.

      "We'll give you the DVD to any movie you have on your computer, and the CD to any songs you downloaded."

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    13. Re:Important to note by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well as long as they applied the same conditions, i.e. we'll give you a legit copy if you tell us where you bought this knock-off, then it wouldn't be very different. Pigs will have to fly first.

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    14. Re:Important to note by paganizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ok, where is the +1 "Its really obvious but no one seems to get it" moderation when you need it?

      Win2k pro and WinXP Pro cost the same.
      Win2k Pro is stable, and with SP4, relatively secure.
      Win2k Pro DOES NOT have integrated DRM, and no "activation".
      Win2k Pro uses less system resources, does everything XP does better than XP does.
      The only thing it doesn't have is Intel Hyperthreading support. Big Whoop.

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    15. Re:Important to note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Even the following sentence is grammatically correct:
      The invisible red ball is floating in a green love with very loud lemon flavour.
      Not that it made any sense, of course :-)


      I deduce you've never done LSD, then. :p

    16. Re:Important to note by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      XP Home is crippled and can't join a domain, doesn't have directory/file security, etc. No thanks.

      Have you ever *seen* subpixel text rendering? I work on a laptop all day and there is *no way* I would leave that switched on - it gives me a headache to look at for 10 minutes let alone 8 hours.

      Network bridging - useful only for the 0.1% of users who try to use XP as a switch. Everyone else uses a switch. (I don't get what you mean by 'moderately complex networks using XP'. XP is a *client* OS. It sits on the desktop. With one network card. You definately shouldn't be trying to build networks with it, except maybe for a bet).

      IE6 SP2 - you even mentioned Firefox in your reply.. who needsit?

    17. Re:Important to note by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Windows has supported Internet connection sharing since Windows98SE, including Win2k. That's not something new in Windows XP.

    18. Re:Important to note by wwwillem · · Score: 2, Insightful

      MS has another problem. There are two kind of shady computer shops or dealers: A) The ones who don't sell you an OS, but funny enough ... it appears to be on the harddisk. Here both dealer and buyer know that the Windows copy is illegal, but when the owner tries to get his genuine MS copy, the dealer will just deny to have installed Windows and it will be tough for MS to prove that it wasn't the buyer that installed the pirated copy himself. Then we have B) where the dealer is trying to make more money and really fakes a copy of Windows, including copies of the booklet, CD, etc., the whole deal. In this case the computer owner doesn't know he has a pirated copy. He/she paid enough for it that they expect it to be genuine. So, I'm wondering how many people will call MS. And anyway, who wants to be in which ever MS/BSA address book. You must be really dumb to volunteer for that ....

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    19. Re:Important to note by Curate · · Score: 5, Informative
      Win2k Pro is stable, and with SP4, relatively secure.
      As is XP.

      Win2k Pro DOES NOT have integrated DRM, and no "activation".
      How are these even an issue, unless you are a pirate?

      Win2k Pro uses less system resources
      If XP uses more resources, then it's only marginally so. And that's pretty normal; not many OSes use fewer resources as new versions are released.

      , does everything XP does better than XP does.
      It's the exact opposite. XP's feature set is a superset of W2K Pro's. One difference you mentioned already is hyperthreading. That *is* a big deal if you have a hyperthreading CPU; you want to make full use of your hardware, don't you?

      Another difference is support for dual monitors. Other posters will note that they have gotten dual monitors to work with W2K. Well, you can do it with certain video cards (mostly dual-head cards), but it is up to the video card driver writer to add support for it. However, in Windows XP, you can simply use any arbitrary combination of video cards; the work of creating the virtual desktop is done in the OS itself.

      Fast user switching. A built-in firewall. Sound card emulation in NTVDM (try playing Doom on W2K, then try it on XP); better compatibility with DOS apps in general. A skinnable/themeable GUI (don't like the default? go back to the W2K look and feel). ClearType. Improved power management. Device driver rollback. Network bridging. Faster boot time.

      And then there are lots of little improvements here and there, such as new command line options for various commands.

      Really, it's pretty sad if you think W2K is better than XP in any way, shape, or form. Maybe you were just trolling. Otherwise feel free to continue to use W2K in blissful ignorance.

    20. Re:Important to note by Rorschach1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      They've done something like this in the past, even if they didn't advertise it. I was working in a small computer shop several years ago, and one of our regular customers, a local dentist with a small office network, came in to get Windows 95 installed on his 5 machines.

      Being an honest guy, he'd actually purchased 5 copies at the local computer show. Unfortunately, they were counterfeit copies - a fact that probably wasn't obvious to someone who didn't see the real thing every day.

      Anyway, we called Microsoft's anti-piracy hotline and provided all the information we had about the vendor. I know they sent the guy at least one legitimate copy for his trouble.

      I sympathize with people like that, who thought they were getting a legitimate deal. Not so much so for the guy who came in with some CDs he'd picked up in Hong Kong, each with some $50,000 in assorted titles, and wanted help installing the programs.

  2. Yet another saavy PR move by M$ -- nothing more by beee · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This has very little to do with converting pirates (which I'm sure even M$ realizes is a losing battle). The piracy sector M$ is genuinely worried about is people who get suckered into buying pirated copies from bootleggers or shady computer shops.

    I seriously doubt many knowing pirates are going to turn themselves in after a sudden guilt trip. M$ knows this too. But this puts them in the blogs and the papers, and they appear to be the good guy.

    It's a PR move, nothing more, nothing less, move along.

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    1. Re:Yet another saavy PR move by M$ -- nothing more by luvirini · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Nope, this is not a PR move.. this is an attempt to find people who SELL pirated software

    2. Re:Yet another saavy PR move by M$ -- nothing more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know about that. I know many clusers who have bought a machine that "had Windows XP" from "a local guy" just to find that Windows update didn't work after SP2.

    3. Re:Yet another saavy PR move by M$ -- nothing more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nope, this is not a PR move.. this is an attempt to find people who SELL pirated software

      This is also an attempt to track down people who posses FORBIDDEN information (copyrighted bits 'n' bytes).

    4. Re:Yet another saavy PR move by M$ -- nothing more by PhYrE2k2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Precisely. First it gets users and businesses who are concerned to actually look at their licenses and assess them (PR and potentially purchases). It them cuts off piracy at the source, before it reaches hundreds or thousands of computers a year that it is being distributed on. That's some efficient piracy stopping. -M

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    5. Re:Yet another saavy PR move by M$ -- nothing more by Tyreth · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The idea is that you purchased a computer that included windows xp in the price. You show them the receipt to prove that you paid for it.

      Microsoft then checks your version to see if it really is genuine. If it isn't, they assume you are innocent (since you have receipt to demonstrate that you bought it believing it was the real deal). Then, they go after the company that sold you the pirate version.

      So it's not a trick, it's not about converting pirates, and it's not a PR move. If you pirated your copy deliberately, then you won't be able to get a legal copy for free without getting in trouble. If you believe you have a legal copy but want to check, this is a way to do so for free.

      I'm a member of the popular Microsoft hating slashdot group, but this is not what you suggest - not as far as I understand it.

    6. Re:Yet another saavy PR move by M$ -- nothing more by edbarbar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This has very little to do with converting pirates (which I'm sure even M$ realizes is a losing battle). The piracy sector M$ is genuinely worried about is people who get suckered into buying pirated copies from bootleggers or shady computer shops.

      Does anyone else find this post disturbing? It starts off with the comment that the crooks operate with impunity (even M$ realizes they can't stop the pirates). This "M$" moniker stems from the idea that somehow Microsoft is this evil empire stealing from the very people that buy their software, and ends with the idea that uSoft is really only victimizing the victims (those who get suckered).

      I think I understand this sentiment. Its a feeling that "Oh Geez, those guys at Microsoft have the market, and all that money, and all those advantages." I worked at a large software server company that was annihililated by Microsoft. But, they out marketed us, they out CEOd us, they out engineered us, and most importantly, they out executed us. I have every reason to hate these guys: my company was decimated, and it had a very personal effect on my life and future. But I don't even with their deep pockets, because they managed to execute whereas my company did not.

      Say what you want, I do not believe that Microsoft is the evil empire. Leave that to ATT or the tobacco companies, which have leagues of lawyers manipulating the government. And if you still feel that way, consider that Microsoft has managed to evolve itself inspite of its huge size, for example adding a gui to DOS, adding IP to its system, or even adding ie as an intrinsic part of its OS.

      Regardless of how you feel about microsoft, its ability to adapt and evolve given its size is remarkable and should be admired.

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    7. Re:Yet another saavy PR move by M$ -- nothing more by Sinryc · · Score: 2, Funny

      Uhoh, don't let anyone here think you dont hate Microsoft... after all, they are the big bad evil coporation! They don't care about anyone but themselves! *rools his eyes and scoffs*

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  3. How do you know? by scarykitty · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How do you know if you have a pirated copy of Windows?

    1. Re:How do you know? by shadowsurfr1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      If it came pre-installed, there should be a sticker somewhere in your documents with the computer or on the computer case itself. Mine's from Dell and it's on the computer case.

    2. Re:How do you know? by jasoneyre · · Score: 3, Informative

      Click About... Is this copy of Windows Legal? in the My Computer window.

      And stuff... :)

      Cheerz, Jason.

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    3. Re:How do you know? by Radi-0-head · · Score: 5, Informative

      http://www.microsoft.com/piracy/YourPC.mspx

      That's how you know.

    4. Re:How do you know? by mottie · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you are running Windows XP SP1/SP2 or Windows Server 2003, the Windows Validation Assistant can scan your product key to help you determine whether your computer's operating system is genuine

      http://www.microsoft.com/resources/howtotell/ww/wi ndows/default.mspx

    5. Re:How do you know? by sconeu · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's the one thing I don't understand. What if I decide that I like my dell machine, but I want to be 1337 and replace the case?

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    6. Re:How do you know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      How do you know if you have a pirated copy of Windows?

      If it says "Arrr matey, thar be a general protection fault!" and the slogan appears as "Where do ya want to sail?".

    7. Re:How do you know? by hackstraw · · Score: 4, Funny

      Usually your computer starts running slow. Your homepage changes. Google searches report strange matches. Stuff like that. Its pretty common.

    8. Re:How do you know? by uncoveror · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you have a genuine copy of Windows XP, the hologram on your CD will say, "genuine". If you have a counterfeit copy, the hologram will say, "bogus".

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    9. Re:How do you know? by DanAndDusty · · Score: 2, Funny

      lol.. 1337 dudes moding a dell.. For some reason that made me laugh outloud and that don't happen too often.. But then again.. Im sure someone somewhere has done it....

    10. Re:How do you know? by THESuperShawn · · Score: 3, Funny

      Mod me whatever you want, I have to post this.

      Do you have any idea how much it hurts when you laugh so hard that Chex Mix and Dr. Pepper come out of your nose?

      While I am sure the Dr.Pepper was painful enough, I think the Chex Mix was particulary dangerous. Melba toast cannot be good for the sinus cavity, especial when traveling at a high rate of speed.

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    11. Re:How do you know? by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's just Microsoft FUD. A keygenned copy of Windows XP will happily accept either Service Pack - and Windows Update works fine. If the vendor was stupid enough to use one of a handful of really well-known pirate keys then the SPs might not install, but that's unlikely.

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    12. Re:How do you know? by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 4, Funny
      Count your arms and legs after buying it.

      If you are short of a couple, it was probably a genuine copy!

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  4. The Right Move by Staplerh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Cudos to Microsoft for a great move that should hopefully encourage customers to report on their pre-installed pirated copies of Windows XP. Rather than attacking the user, they can go to the supplier. This can only be a move in the right direction, in my opinion, and I feel this sort of move should be lauded and supported by the general public.

    I'm curious to see what the general reaction to this move is.

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  5. Danger of Joe Jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What if someone buys a computer from some small company, and then installs a pirated copy on it (say they screw up and lose whatever discs they have) and claims the small company put it on there to get another licensed copy. Or what if they buy a computer without an OS (or with Linux) and claims the pirated copy they got was from the small company?

    1. Re:Danger of Joe Jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Thanks for the tip!!! :)

    2. Re:Danger of Joe Jobs? by Rashkae · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's called a sting... Once you have a list of people/shops selling pirated software, you send an undercover 'buyer' for proof.

    3. Re:Danger of Joe Jobs? by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What if someone buys a computer from some small company, and then installs a pirated copy on it (say they screw up and lose whatever discs they have) and claims the small company put it on there to get another licensed copy. Or what if they buy a computer without an OS (or with Linux) and claims the pirated copy they got was from the small company?

      When you make a deal with the devil...

  6. Re:Okay? by ToPAz3in6 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Simple... they replace the software if you hand over the key you used for the "illegal" copy. They get a key that's been distributed and harden the new wave of releases against using that key.

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  7. Clever by Malfourmed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    MS gets to identify and crack down on hardware vendors abusing their licensing programme and is more likely to generate future revenue stream via product upgrade fees.

  8. Makes as much sense... by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...as a gun buyback program in Iraq...

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    1. Re:Makes as much sense... by xixax · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, they hgave been offering money for RPGs.

      xix.

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  9. RTFA by ilyanep · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft will be offering anyone who's "unsure" about whether they've got dodgy software the chance to have it checked out by Microsoft, with the promise that if it does turn out to be counterfeit, they'll replace it.

    Apparantly, Microsoft knows. They know everything. They're right behind you.

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  10. Re:Okay? by aaza · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Why? So that they can stop the wholesale piracy by an outfit that sells dodgy copies.

    They are saying "If you bought Microsoft Windows (TM) in good faith from a supplier, and they turned out to be selling pirated stuff, we will give you a legitimate copy, and probably sue the seller back to the stone age."

    Good for Microsoft's business. They remove pirates, and will get more sales (in the future), as fewer people wholesale pirate Windows (TM) for the purpose of selling it.

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  11. MS speak by Dutchmaan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Our goal is not to prosecute the individual, our goal is to get to the source".

    Translation: Our goal is future upgrade revenue.

    1. Re:MS speak by greenguy · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Our goal is not to prosecute the individual, our goal is to get to the source"

      Am I the only one who finds it ironic that Microsoft is asking for someone to make their source available?

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  12. Maybe not a bad thing for Linux by Magickcat · · Score: 2

    Microsoft often target computer hardware companies in Australia - doing surprise audits and that type of thing. The teenage pirate isn't as damaging to them as computer sellers.

    Not a bad thing really however - because a great deal of Microsoft's monopoly has been achieved because people have pirated their software. It will likely be a way that consumers are forced to make the switch to Linux, because they'll be no way for them to access illegal copies.

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  13. Re:Okay? by kfg · · Score: 3, Informative

    Can someone please explain to me WHY they would do this?

    Oh sure, that's easy enough. OEMs are selling boxes preloaded with pirate versions of Windows. Microsoft would like to set the dogs on them, but it would be prohibitively expensive to track them all down, assuming they could do so at all.

    By getting the customers themselves to identify them they find out who they are at no actual cost (since these wouldn't be paying customers anyway, and the cost of goods to MS is zilch).

    It's pretty straight forward.

    KFG

  14. Re:Suspicious... by caino59 · · Score: 2, Informative

    dude, think about it, they wont sue the end-user...they'll sue the person that built the end-users pc and sold them the pirated OS

    sheesh, thought that was clear as day.

  15. Change of focus by serps · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is interesting and I'd be especially interested to see which countries get this treatment.

    If I were a cynical MS executive, I'd tolerate, heck, encourage widespread piracy of my products in developing markets such as Asia, but ruthlessly crack down on developed markets that already have high (monopolistic?) Windows penetration.

    It maximises profits; those British will still have to pay the Microsoft Tax on new PCs, whereas PC retailers in asian countries, who don't do what MS tells them anyway, will still be spreading Windows throughout the region at the expense of every other OS. Eventually, MS will lean on those governments and say, "Do you know how much money our company is losing to piracy? Enforce your laws or else. By the way, your department's support contract for MS Longhorn is about to expire and we're raising prices by a lot. It's to cover lost sales due to piracy, doncherknow..."

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  16. Not to seem paranoid but.... by BenJeremy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm thinking a LOT of slashdotters would be wary about giving up their names and addresses to this sort of program, regardless of the promises of Microsoft.

    IMO, I think Microsoft is honest in their intentions, but I can see where this might come back to bite some people, with the RIAA and MPAA lawsuits as an example.

    All in all, though, this is good business for Microsoft - they've ALWAYS been quite generous with their licenses (developers, network admins, etc have always enjoyed a lot of freebies or outrageously generous package deals). Microsoft knows that once they get you on the straight and narrow, you'll probably keep coming back to them with legitimate purchases.

    Of course, an outfit like the RIAA has the opposite business model and problem - selling crap CDs at inflated prices and chasing down, threatening and prosecuting every last potential user. The real problem for them is that for every person they "catch", there are 100 more who decide the RIAA and their ilk deserve no business and pirate out of spite.

    Microsoft doesn't have that problem... the "haters" would be hipocritical to pirate Microsoft products, after all, they hate the product, right? So pirated copies almost become "free samples" to entice people in, and amnesty is the way to get that user back to buying the product (or at least the next cycle). Sure, they'd prefer you paid for the license, but they aren't as stupid as the record labels and movie people... they know many users either won't pay or paid a dishonest vendor; if you couldn't afford it anyway, they haven't lost a customer - but if you could afford it, you'll probably BUY the next version, or perhaps other Microsoft packages, because they were nice to you.

    In short, it's a win-win for people who bought PCs with pirated Windows on them (and the vendor comes out as a loser when Microsoft comes knocking on THEIR door).

  17. Well, not totally "free"... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You still have to shop the guys who you bought your unlicensed copy of the OS from. And that includes signing a sworn statement to the fact.

    So, in essence, Microsoft gives you a legitimate copy of the software (or at least a license for the software that you already have installed) and you give Microsoft a mid-sized piracy outfit on a silver platter.

    Total cost to Microsoft for eliminating a pirate that might be costing them tens, if not hundreds, of thousands: next to nothing. The pirate outfit will probably end up forking over the lost income one way or another (in court or out of court, whichever Microsoft decides) and even it it doesn't (because it declares bankrupcy or something similar) it'll never be selling another pirated copy of Windows XP again, which means more legitimate Windows XP sales for Microsoft in the long run.

    You have to admit, it's one helluva smart play by Microsoft. It gets to make more money and it gets to look like the good guy too.

    Oh, and why not totally free? Well, apart from the legal stuff that you have to sign, there's a good chance that any outfit that's pirating Windows XP on a large scale barely has its head above water. The cost of getting caught by Microsoft, or even the cost of going legitimate from there onwards, is likely to drag such a company down like a stone. If that happens, your PC's warranty won't be worth the paper that it's written on.

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    1. Re:Well, not totally "free"... by SilentChris · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "If that happens, your PC's warranty won't be worth the paper that it's written on."

      If you bought your PC from a company that was pirating the OS, chances are your "warranty" wasn't worth anything to begin with.

  18. Re:Okay? by bratmobile · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Patches are hard to get? You mean you are too lazy to click the Start button, and move the mouse up to the strange words that say "Windows Update"???

    You're too lazy to go to http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/ ?

    What's the matter with people?

  19. What a coincidence! by mshiltonj · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft Replaces Your Pirated Windows, For Free

    There's another group offering to replace your copy Windows, no questions asked! Check out the free downloads. And there's no limit of five free replacments. Replace as many copies of Windows as you want!

  20. Great idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is a great idea! Linux and the BSDs should start a similar initiative.

  21. How do you know?-Flying the flag. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "How do you know if you have a pirated copy of Windows?"

    The flying flag screensaver is replaced with the skull and bones.

    1. Re:How do you know?-Flying the flag. by Alex+Belits · · Score: 4, Funny
      --
      Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
    2. Re:How do you know?-Flying the flag. by kilgortrout · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A great start to a top ten list. Your response is surely number 1. Here's No. 2: A parrot with Bill Gates head randomly appears on your desktop screaming "Pieces of eight, pieces of eight".

  22. Re:Okay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Simple... they replace the software if you hand over the key[...]

    I wonder what would happen if I gave them my key...hmm FCKGW-....

  23. Re:Okay? by LordoftheWoods · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hmm... there is about nothing in this post I agree with. First off, patches are easy as pie to get for Microsoft products once they release them. They have some pretty damn fast servers waiting to upload all the patches they've ever released. Second, backwards (reverse?) compatibility is also impressive. You can run many many old programs on new Windowses and often vice versa. Microsoft has WAY better backwards compatibility than Linux, as things often get rearranged and rethought in Linux. The problems with MS are vendor lock-in, security holes, instability. (stability being more of a problem with Microsoft Playstation OSes of 95,98,Me) To be honest, I think backwards compatibility holds Windows back... you get tons of remnant erroneous junk from old Windowses that piles up in the garbage heap that is Microsoft Windows code. Example: The Windows Registry... big disaster, but we still have it around. Why? The registry is a pathetic unmaintained cob-web-full configuration system with information about programs you thought you'd eradicated years ago. *shudders*. It is the single biggest cause of the common view of Windowsites that Windows should be reinstalled annually. And finally, the quantity of bugs in code is irrelevant to how many people use it. More people means more get exposed, and it also means that people will try to exploit flaws in the code, but having many users doesn't automatically make you a sloppy coder. Ever wonder why Microsoft releases service packs? I figure that once they think they've squashed a good number of bugs, they need to rewrite some things in order to introduce new ones. They rewrite a bunch of now-working code in order to create new bugs just waiting to be exposed. SPs are the means to hide these among innocent security fixes and other additions. So yes, this brings me to that I do sort-of agree with your last point. They really do want you to upgrade to their latest incarnation of Windows.

  24. What A Great Day It's Been! by Mad+Martigan · · Score: 4, Funny

    I also got this notice from the police station today that says I have won a speed boat! All I have to do is go down to the station to sign the title and get the keys! I hope it won't be a problem that I have like 11ty billion unpaid parking tickets!

    1. Re:What A Great Day It's Been! by snickers · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Me and my coworkers were just talking about the speedboat sting when I read this. It's good to see great minds thinking alike.

  25. So what about by phorm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If I tell them I bought my PC from an auction or buy-and-sell, etc - but wasn't given the original media. Nobody trackable to turn in, can I still go for a free legal CD-key?

  26. It's a Culture Thing by Desiderata · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I live in the Philippines and here pirated software is part of the culture. You walk down to the mall and buy it. I'd be surprised if you can actually get very much original software.
    Even our school was using pirated software until a year ago. The government is trying to launch an anti-piracy campaign, but when the computer stores themselves sell and install only pirated software, you can't get very far. Microsoft needs to acknowlege that nobody wants to pay that much money for a piece of software full of bugs.

  27. Re:Does anyone else see this? by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They can destroy it or keep it, if they offer you amnesty in writing they're tying their own hands.

    And if John Q Jackass has his vendetta, he'll wind up spending more time behind bars than the PC store for slander, possible perjury, whatever the formal charge is for inciting a malicious prosecution, etc.

    MS is no more or less warm or fuzzy than Apple, IBM, Nintendo or Gillette. Corporations are corporations, not people or cartoon characters. They all exist solely to seperate your wallet from its contents.

    --
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  28. The STASI perfected this system by th3d0ct0r · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And this particular method is also used by the MPAA. On rental DVD/VHS you have a notice, asking you to call a toll free number in case you are watching a purchased copy of the copyrighted material.
    If i am not mistaken, most people who buy a computer, buy it with Windows preinstalled, paying directly or indirectly for the license. I know very few shops that offer you a computer with a virgin harddrive, and then ask you: "So what operating system would you like to buy?"
    Now if vendors start selling computers with pirated versions preinstalled, that would substantially affect M$ income from OS sales.

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  29. Re:This won't effect the majority of pirates... by Desiderata · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Most of the pirates I know of don't even give receipts. They're street vendors, and highly mobile populations.

  30. Re:It's things like this... by mvdw · · Score: 2, Informative
    Why bother with Norton Ghost for a home user, when you can get exactly the same effect with a knoppix cd, a network connection and judicious use of the "dd" command.
    # mkdir /mnt/server
    # mount server:/remote/dir /mnt/server
    # dd if=/dev/hda | gzip >
    /mnt/server/winimage.img.gz
    (wait a while...)
    # reboot

    Some tips:

    • Make sure the freshly installed winXP is a blank disk by dd'ing it with zeros before install. This way you get great compression.
    • If you burn the image to disc, make sure if you use split that you re-constitute the image on a network disc before trying to recover it.

    To recover:

    # mkdir /mnt/server
    # mount server:/remote/dir /mnt/server
    # gzip -d -c /mnt/server/*.img.gz | dd of=/dev/hda
    # reboot

    Or something like that, anyway...

    One of these days I'm going to make a distro that does it all automagically (yes, yes, I know g4l exists, but there's some license issues there, apparently...)

  31. Sounds a lot like the RIAA... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Funny

    -Hey is this where you get the windows for free?
    -Yes it is. do you have your pirate copy?
    -Yup! Look, this is a stolen code.
    -Good. TO THE FLOOR, NOW!!! CUFF HIM!

  32. Look out backyard builders by agendi · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This is about getting backyard whitebox builders who install winXP on the machine to "test" it and then accidently give it to the buyer before deleting it so they can shave a few hundred off the price while still giving them a WinXP installed machine. It's a very common practice here in Sydney, Australia.

    What stinks about this scheme is that first of all most people that buy from the corner shop guys are not mum and pop (they tend to buy from the larger retail stores), they are the semi computer savvy people and small business owners that need computers a the cheapest prices and probably know very well that they aren't getting a fully licensed version but don't really care. However now that MS are going to reward them with a legit copy and give them a golden handshake - the people that are going to cop it are the PC sellers who (while they should have known better anyway) have probably done the thing on the buyers request anyhow.

    Even more scary is if you've built a system for a family member and they think they are doing the right thing by getting a legit copy may implicate you without purposely meaning to but they are trying to get something for nothing.

    Another thing, to drive the local competition out of business go buy a few machines from them with a pirated version and then graciously line up for your free legit copies then drop their names and then profit.

    --
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  33. Maybe not... by benjamindees · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You'll notice the only people MS doesn't tend to piss off are the endusers. Businesses hate their recent licensing changes. Admins hate their insecure, unmaintainable software. OEMs hate their licensing agreements, sometimes enough to just sell pirated copies instead.

    What does MS do in response? They turn a blind eye to enduser piracy and give away free software to endusers who rat out the OEMs that don't follow their licensing.

    Basically, pandering to the masses. If there were any money in politics, MS execs would be working in Washington instead ;)

    --
    "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
  34. Re:This won't effect the majority of pirates... by wyoung76 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The P2P networks are primarily a distribution medium. The source which Microsft (and presumably any other software company chasing down software pirates) is after would be those warez groups which do the cracking and/or packaging of the software in a form that people can then download and burn to CD/DVD.

    Another related source would be chasing those that receive the software ahead of time because they work for a major retail distributor.

    There is also the smaller problem of employees releasing the software somehow, but Microsoft seems to have far fewer problems in this area than some game companies.

  35. A reason why not to buy... by ReeprFlame · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Here is an analogy on why we don't buy MS products: If I buy a $80 OS, I expect $80 worth of function, mind-blowing software. Linux give you more for $10 [CDs, etc]. M$ junkware is more like going to the store and purchasing a Porsche for $80,000 but the cylendar heads blowing off every so often or the doors falling off whereas a $10,000 Chevy may do the job almost flawlessly.

  36. Re:No OS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's the case if you buy from someone like Dell, but if you buy your computer from your local "beige box assembler", there is no Microsoft tax at all. They just buy the components and assemble the PC, there is no Microsoft tax at all.

    It is these people that Microsoft is going after. They are constantly trying to compete with Dell, and undercut each other's prices, so they will often put unlicensed software on the PCs they sell.

  37. Why would an end user bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can see no reason to go to MS and say, "Please kill off my supplier of cheap PCs"...

  38. They're not bugs... by greatscot · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... they're "features".

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    Registered KDE User
  39. There Goal by Snaller · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Our goal is not to prosecute the individual, our goal is

    World domination - check.

    --
    If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
  40. Smart...Very smart by __aailob1448 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't know who at microsoft thought of this but once you get over the initial shock, this makes sense.

    The people who already have a pirate version of Windows that came pre-installed in their pc have no reason to buy a legitimate copy ; therefore, giving them one for free does not represent a loss for microsoft. They'll spend the same money they spend on manufacturing an SP2 update cd which anyone can order for free.

    And I imagine quite a few people will turn on their "shady" local pc stores if it means getting something for nothing. Even if the something is only an imagined peace of mind. Microsoft can in turn sue those stores for tidy amounts of money. I suspect they'll make enough of it to pay for the cds, the publicizing and the lawyer fees.

    Of course, any profits from these lawsuits would be too small to be of interest to Microsoft. However, once enough stores are sued, not only will that ensure most of them will start paying microsoft for legitimate copies of winXP, but it will also ensure that many other stores will fall in line because they fear some of their customers will report them.

    Divide and conquer : The oldest trick in the world

    And while I do not harbor any affection for Microsoft because of their condemnable business practices, I have take my hat off to the guy who thought of this.

  41. Microsoft Conquers New Economy by FireBreathingDog · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. Allow users to get free, pirated copies of your product.

    2. Contact those users and offer to give them a free, unpirated copy of your product.

    3. ???

    4. Profit!!!

  42. Re:Does anyone else see this? by darnok · · Score: 4, Insightful

    > And if John Q Jackass has his vendetta, he'll wind
    > up spending more time behind bars than the PC
    > store for slander, possible perjury, whatever the
    > formal charge is for inciting a malicious
    > prosecution, etc.

    I realise this is a totally hypothetical example, but what law has he broken?

    JQJ says "Vendor X sold me a PC with dodgy Windows on it" to Microsoft (note: not someone with any legal authority to act in this matter).

    MS gives JQJ a shiny new Windows, which JQJ then dutifully installs on the PC.

    MS then confronts X with a "Please explain" email or visit from BSA or whatever. All X has to do is say "I didn't do anything wrong", produce some sort of supporting paperwork and that's game over.

    If MS goes back to JQJ and says "You've been telling porkies", JQJ can say "This PC had the bogus version of Windows on it since I bought it. Now I've installed the shiny new version you gave me". How is MS (note: without any legal powers) to decide which of X and JQJ is telling the truth?

    MS isn't about to visit every JQJ out there and examine the InstallDate registry entry to find out when Windows was installed on that particular PC. MS and/or the BSA can jump up and down and try to get local law enforcement involved, but any evidence that did exist would be well and truly gone by then.

    Have I missed anything?

  43. Cheap XP OS by NASAdude · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What's to keep someone from buying five copies of XP Pro from an overseas vendor for $5-10 a piece and then getting legitimate licenses from MS via this offer?

    Is MS planning on affecting offshore folks? It seems that their legal reach is limited to select countries.

  44. OEM "Restore" Discs by SeaFox · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I bought my PC from Dell and it came with WinXP preinstalled. Can I swap this stupid "restore" CD for an honest to god Windows CD????

  45. MS isn't the RIAA/MPAA by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They've been dealing with piracy for ages.

    They aren't going to be taking Joe Numbnut and his personal pirated copy to court now or in the future. An individual person simply isn't worth going after.

    Obviously OS piracy is easier to target. People generally expect computers to come with an OS so computer makers pirating in a nice physical location make a nice target.

    With music/movies there's no need for such centralisation.

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  46. Re:Okay? by sepluv · · Score: 5, Insightful
    For the same reason they are known to encourage illegal copying of their software generally: to mantain their monopoly on the market as well as their crazy prices while (along with intertia) stopping users from going to free-software alternatives.

    This has been well documented. Basically, its the best of both worlds for Microsoft because the illegal copies are not counting towards Microsoft's sales (and therefore not helping antitrust prosecutions), the governments and large businesses were the majority of desktop PCs are (who have to obey the law and can afford the ludicrous per-seat prices of MSW) have to buy MSW because it is ubiqitous as everyone else uses (illegal copies of) MSW. If MS inflates the prices of MSW enough (as they have) they will get illegal copying but that just encourages the ubiquity of MSW, but they will be more than payed back by the sales to the few who own the majority of PCs, need to stay within the law and will pay any ludicrious price.

    Also, as Bill Gates stated in a frank moment, Microsoft want to introduce pirated copies of MSW "like a drug" into less-econmically developed countries in order to "get them hooked on" and lock them in to MSW and remove usage of free software in these countries.

    --
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    [This post is in the public domain (copyright-free) unless otherwise stated]
  47. Re:Sounds a lot like springfield by dj_super_dude · · Score: 3, Funny

    The following windows users have won motorboats.....

  48. Re:Okay? by slimak · · Score: 2, Informative
    Easy? Yes. Easier than anyone else? No.

    The software update capability is OS X is pretty damn impressive. It shows a list of what software has updates, lets me choose which to install and handles everything else for me. The only action I may have to take is accept a EULA, but this only happened the first time I updated some apps.

    The windows update is pretty good, but I don't really care for the "automatically download and install" option. Also, why do many updates take SO long to install? Not a huge issue, but annoying. In addition some updates (i.e. SP2) are so large that they are difficult to work with. For example, my wife's computer is an older laptop with ~700 MB of free space -- I cannot use windows update to install SP2 even though the update is smaller than 700 MB. This is very annoying.

    Until recently I used Mandrake and found the bundled package updater hit-and-miss. At first it worked great, but after a while I started to get errors/messages about package signatures. After a while I just gave up and didn't bother (mostly due to my powerbook arriving).

    From my experience, I would rank them
    OS X (easiest)
    Win XP
    Mandrake (hardest)

  49. Re:Does anyone else see this? by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't think you just point the finger at someone and MS sends you the copy of WinXP. You probably have to sign an affidavit affirming under penalty of perjury that the vendor sold you a pirated copy of WinXP. Perjury is a serious crime and can get you a stiff fine and a prison term. Even if it might be hard to prove the case of perjury and bring charges, you'd be taking a HUGE risk for very little potential payoff.

  50. IRC by Espectr0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So what if someone downloads windows from irc or bittorrent? Can we give out our irc logs as proof of purchase?

    [XDCC-R4p3-M3] your file transfer Windows.XP.With.Crack is done

  51. Or..... by sepluv · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Gneo*: That sounds like a really good deal. But...I think I've got a better one. How 'bout I give Microsoft the finger, and I start replacing ALL my crappy installations of Microsoft Windows with GNU and free software, FREE...as in freedom... That way we'll all be free of the evil tyrrany.

    Agent Smith^WGates:Hmmm, Mr. Anderson, you disappoint me.

    Gneo: You can't scare me with this gestapo crap. I know my rights, I want to use my free software.

    Agent Smith^WGates:Tell me, Mr. Anderson. What good is your free software if you can't use a computer without our (evil unpronouncable) NGSCB...Next-Generation Secure Computing Base...?

    (If you don't get this, read the Trusted Computing FAQ (incidentally by a guy called Mr. Anderson) and google for trusted (aka trecherous) computing. Also, this study on effects on free software in PDF (also by Mr. Anderson). Also, the FSF's summary.)

    [* blend of GNU and Neo. Also note that Gnu sounds like new which is English for `neo'...uhhh...I need a life]

    Parts of this post are fair-use copies of The Matrix screenplay and/or parent post.

    --
    Joe Llywelyn Griffith Blakesley
    [This post is in the public domain (copyright-free) unless otherwise stated]
  52. My 0.02 by Coyote67 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You know what, I'm ok with this. The people who're going to go along with this are the same people who don't actually know they are using a pirated version. I'm sure there are many a people who had their friendly neighborhood geek install a pirated version of XP on their machines. Mostly for free I'd wager. These people know what they have and won't care. If someone buys a brand new machine - my guess probably from a computer show - and finds out that the strangely cheap copy of windows that came with it is a fake, they have every right to be pissed off. I have no problem with Microsoft going after people who make money from piracy. As long as they leave out the guy doing it for himself.
    If Microsoft is going to go help the guy who got screwed while they go after the bastard who screwed him, more power to them.

  53. Piracy Made MS a Powerhouse by mcleodnine · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yeah. There. I Said it.

    If Microsoft had bulletproof copy protection back in the Microsoft Windows 3.1/WFW3.11 days, they wouldn't have become the giant they are today. "Back in the day" lots of folks made a copy of the Windows floppies (yep, people used to sell software on floppies!) that came with the new PC delivered to the office for use on their home PCs, or even to 'update' older PCs in the office. It was a trivial task and it made Windows so prevalent in the work and home environment that by the time Windows 95 was launched people were hooked. Think crack dealer ("first one's free, dude.").

    Whether by guilty conscience, rabid fan-dom, or dare I say consumer satisfaction, people were ready and willing to pony up the bucks to get the latest goods, even using a very liberal and unchecked upgrade policy. How many folks here remember doing the math on upgrades and realizing you could save a hundred bucks by using your copied diskettes as a "qualfying upgrade" product? This was also the case for Microsoft Office - you could go out and buy MS Works and an Upgrade Edition of MS Office 4.2 for less than the shelf price of a full-blown Office Standard install and feel like you've laid a can O' whup-ass on "the man".

    That's about to change, the hammer is coming down, World Domination has been achieved. Every potential customer has been tapped. Format lock-in and closed document 'standards' ensure consumer lock-in for the next upgrade round. Maybe.

    Consumers are geting really tired of the upgrade mill caused by operating system version changes/upgrades which invariably require them to upgrade all their applications as well, and the insufferable gymnastics involved in something as simple as moving or *gasp* copying their root install to a new hard disk. People really are getting smarter about software and the realize that Microsost is more worried about their intellectual property than the users' precious data. In short, they're treating us like criminals; guilty until proven innocent. SOP.

    I like it. I see more and more customers looking at alternatives, and even if that means that have to buy a Linux install from us with Crossover Office just to run their MS Office stuff, so be it. The sooner the end user, the part of the equation that really matters, realizes how badly they've been treated, the better.

    Sure, beige box twits who install dodgy copies of XP, and Joe Sixpack users who find themselves unable to update the pirated version they just "bought" with their new whiz-bang PC will find their machine rendered more useless with each newly discovered exploit to go wild, are gonna sweat it huge, but it just means more clients to me. I'm armed and ready with whatever distro they think is pretty enough, and can sell it with a clear conscience.

    Are you?

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    1. Re:Piracy Made MS a Powerhouse by horza · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Indeed MS was happy to encourage piracy to enable them to become a complete monopoly. Now they have achieved saturation their shareholders are squeezing them for continued growth and so MS in turn are turning on the squeeze on their customers.

      All my friends here are begging me to install Linux so they can go on the Internet safely. The first person I made the mistake of installing Gentoo. What a mistake. I can't even get my own machine into a usable state let alone find time to do someone else's. I'm going to persevere with it myself but everyone else gets Mandrake or Knoppix.

      Phillip.

  54. Re:Yeah we had this in Lithuania some time ago by accelleron · · Score: 4, Interesting

    RTFA. Then think. Then post. In that order.

    The program is clearly designed for those who paid for a comp with bootleg Windows or who paid an OEM to install bootleg windows. Not at those with the half a brain required to install it themselves.

    Thus if they start busting doors, instead of increasing consumer confidence and market share, they'll end up on the front page of CNET and gain nothing but bills for replacing Grandpa's front door.

    Instead, they're going after those who sell pirated copies of XP. This is essentially a much more ethical move than suing your 12-year old fans, and it will hit the one branch of piracy that could use the hitting: asshats that sell it to idiots that couldn't figure out IRC to save their lives.

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  55. Re:Their generosity is incredible by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Funny

    This will cost them a fortune! Don't those things cost hundreds of dollars a piece?

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  56. Re:Their generosity is incredible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    Yes. $699, in fact; since they almost certainly contain stolen Linux code which SCO claimed.

    We'll believe they don't only after they prove that they don't.

  57. Re:Does anyone else see this? by g1zmo · · Score: 2, Insightful
    JQJ says "Vendor X sold me a PC with dodgy Windows on it" to Microsoft (note: not someone with any legal authority to act in this matter). MS gives JQJ a shiny new Windows, which JQJ then dutifully installs on the PC.

    Here's where I think you skipped a step. Microsoft will almost certainly verify that you obtained the OS from the specified vendor (paid or otherwise) before sending the hellhounds after them. You have to provide some sort of proof of purchase at the time that you make the claim, or you're really just shouting, "Hey Bill - I've got an unauthorized copy of your OS!" with a smug grin, thinking you've outsmarted the most powerful legal team in recorded history.
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  58. Re:Does anybody remember this. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
    13,000 Arabs [bbc.co.uk] deported after voluntarily complying with a request from the U.S. immigration board to register.

    Well, they were also here illegally so fuck them and fuck you.

  59. Moderating... by metalligoth · · Score: 5, Funny

    But see, we don't read the article. So summaries from readers who KNOW WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW make for awesome comments....

    Where's +1 Unfortunately True?

  60. Wouldn't it make more sense... by Advocadus+Diaboli · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...to replace the insecure copies of Windows XP with secure ones? ;-)

  61. Re:It's things like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I don't want to be an asspicker but I believe you'd like to set the block size so as to lower the chance of backup failure in case of network traffic jittering

    Despite you're desire not to, you most certainly managed to be one anyway - adding a new wierd layer of superstitions on a old legend once grounded in buggy old OS's.

    With a non-buggy OS that can read block devices correctly 'cp' will work as well as 'dd'. Or were you talking about a SunOS 1.X system?

    from beowulf.org

    Note that 'dd' is pretty much the same as
    cp /dev/hda1 /dev/hdb1
    The reason old timers recommend 'dd' is a long-forgotten semantic bug in
    old UNIX systems that could be worked around by reading only whole
    blocks from raw devices. This has now turned into superstition.
  62. Re:Okay? by sepluv · · Score: 2

    I don't quite understand what you are saying. I don't think that makes Microsoft like "pirates". Thats not to say they haven't been convicted of mass copyright violations ("piracy") on various occassions--where for some reason they don't manage to buy up the unfortunate company that happens against all odds to discover somehow that their code has been copied into MSW.

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  63. Re:Okay? by minus9 · · Score: 2, Insightful


    "I think, the only reason Microsoft products are buggy, is because they have SO MANY USERS using them."

    To mutilate a quote from Charles Babbage:-

    "I am not able to rightly comprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a conclusion."

  64. Profit by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Funny

    It used to be like this;
    1. Create a crappy OS.
    2. Let every pirate copy it for free.
    3. Everybody uses crappy OS.
    4. Every company switches to crappy OS because everybody already uses it.
    5. Profit

    Now they've protected WinXP a bit too good;
    1. Create a crappy OS.
    2. Nobody can pirate it.
    3. Nobody uses it.
    4. No company switches.
    5. No profit.

    So they're fixing it like this;
    1. Create a crappy OS.
    2. Nobody can pirate it.
    3. Distribute it for free to pirates.
    4. Everybody uses it.
    5. Every company switches.
    6. Profit.

    Sounds familiar?

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  65. Re:Their generosity is incredible by geordie_loz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    which they've already lost due to piracy, so it's not really any price at all to hunt out the people at the top.

  66. Mod funny by Carewolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is a joke, laugh.. How can anyone mod it insightful?

    1. Re:Mod funny by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Guess they didn't read my sig

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  67. This is neither good nor bad for Linux by pandrijeczko · · Score: 4, Insightful
    None of us, whether Windows or Linux user, should lose focus as to the real reason why Microsoft are doing this.

    Windows XP has always been Microsoft's first big step into clamping down on the freedoms that most users have taken for granted up until now.

    From Microsoft's perspective, there is very little money to be made from just selling OSes any more, hence the licensing lock-ins that most guarantee regular income to MS.

    With regard to home and private users, make no mistake that MS intends to become a utility company alongside your electricity, gas and telephone provider. They want everyone to rent software and licenses that allow all of us to use the data we freely had access to and control over ourselves.

    Windows XP, along with WMP 10 and ultimately DRM hardware will force the rental model upon all Windows users - sure, it will be sold as security enhancements to Joe Public but will ultimately force all Windows users to continually pay to use their software or suffer deactivation.

    This is why Microsoft can afford to give away XP because, in the longer term, they will gain from this.

    It's important that, in the Open Source user-base, we continue to push home the message that it's not just about security & stability when choosing to use FOSS - its primarily about personal freedoms and maintaining our rights to use whatever software we want on our computers.

    So don't get lost amongst the smoke and mirrors of what MS is doing here by giving away XP - it's ultimately about everyone paying money to MS in the future for the rights to do the things they did freely in the past.

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    Gentoo Linux - another day, another USE flag.
  68. Who is it going to get? by ajs318 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In all my born days I have seen about a dozen legit copies of any version of Windows {including 3.11 on a stack of floppies} -- including about six at my workplace. Everyone else I know has an operating system they didn't pay for: either a dodgy copy of Windows, or Linux.

    This is how it works in the UK. If you go to a back-street computer shop -- not PriCey World, not Dixons, but an actual independent retailer, a 21st century artisan -- to buy a machine, you get told the cost of the hardware not including software. Not even Windows. You are then given a choice: either you can take the machine away like that and install your own software, or you can pay for a legitimate copy of Windows and Office and all the usual crap like Outlook Express and Internet Exploder.

    At this point the customer probably is going to be shocked by how much the software will cost; and unless they are particularly straight-arsed about such matters, will inquire discreetly about a cheaper way. The shopkeeper's younger assistant will offer to do the job, strictly on the quiet and subject to the customer never breathing a word. The receipt says "No Operating System" and the cost of the software is paid, in cash, straight into the assistant's sky rocket. Lovely!

    The customer leaves, thinking they got one up on Microsoft by ripping off "hundreds of pounds" of software. Hey, it feels so good, stickin' it to The Man! And Ballmer cackles, because he knows the customer still believes they need Microsoft. Truth is, it's The Man who stuck it to you. Just because you didn't pay for it, doesn't make it less buggy or crash-prone. You still haven't got the source code -- and having a competent programmer look at the source code is the only way ever to make it less buggy and crash-prone. You still get every disadvantage you would have got if you had paid full whack for a legit copy, on top of the twin disadvantages that it's illegal and you know full well.

    In a more sorted universe, the shopkeeper would of course say, "Sure! You could have Linux and OpenOffice instead, for nothing." The customer would spend a day or two getting used to it and then realise they didn't need Microsoft. The customer's friends, being emailed loads of .sxw and .sxc files, would be a little baffled at first; but soon come to realise that they are OpenOffice files. Then they would install OpenOffice -- and maybe notice that instead of dire warnings against copying, comes a notice encouraging you to copy and spread their software!

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    1. Re:Who is it going to get? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sorry, I don't usually troll but... Not sorted universe, DREAM WORLD. You really think that "The customer's friends, being emailed loads of .sxw and .sxc files, would be a little baffled at first; but soon come to realise that they are OpenOffice files. Then they would install OpenOffice".

      What would actually happen would be "Stop sending us these stupid files, haven't you got Office or something?". Or probably more likely MS marks them as dangerous in outlook and they never arrive.

      Oh, and you could have also had "Lucy Locket" for pocket, but qudos for use of cockney (Where the hell are you from!).

  69. Easy by Trogre · · Score: 2, Insightful

    hell, I'll replace your pirated windows for free.

    Which distro would you like?

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    "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
  70. Re:Why is Microsoft so stupid? by richwmn · · Score: 2, Informative

    For the small shop building custom machines it is next to impossible to get MS products at a competitive price. In order to put a legit copy on a machine you must go to a local retailer and put a full retail copy on. OEM copies/prices are not usually available.

  71. Karma by empaler · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some mods use "the real" +1s on funny because "+1 Funny" does nothing for that persons karma, so that "+3 Funny, -1 Overrated" actually lessens the karma of the poster.
    Different variations on this reason can be given, I'm just too lazy to type them, so I'll let you think for yourself.

  72. Re:Their generosity is incredible by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 2, Informative

    First off, what the hell is intellectual property property? Is that like PIN number? Secondly, IP doesn't have a cost? No cost to develop? No cost in man hours? No cost to protect?

    No, the pin for your ATM is a genuine thing, it is like the key to your house. The software you develop has a development cost. The license that you sell may or may not have had one. Developers no longer sell their developed product. So I spend 5 million dollars developing my widget and no matter how many people pay me 200$ a shot I still am THE SOLE owner of my widget. That is intellectual property. That is the concept that is without cost, not the product.

  73. Slowing down. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Well, they were also here illegally so fuck them and fuck you.

    Yes. That was my point.

    If you turn yourself in when there is an expectation of amnesty, which was the case during that incident, there is a very good chance you will still be punished if the agency delivering the promise has a history of deceitful behavior. Very basic.

    But then I suppose, somebody functioning at your level of refinement can't really be expected to grasp such 'difficult' concepts. Don't worry. The game is rapidly deteriorating and will soon be moving at a speed you will probably find more accommodating. --Already you are increasingly encouraged to turn in your brown neighbors.

    You'll probably fit right in.


    -FL


    He who leads into captivity. . .

  74. Re:Their generosity is incredible by IO+ERROR · · Score: 2, Funny

    CDs can be made for $1-$2 per disc in quantity. Throw it in a jewel case, slap on a certificate of bugginess, and you might be up to $3.

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    How am I supposed to fit a pithy, relevant quote into 120 characters?