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Daring to Dream: Apple & IBM

Anonymous writes "The Register has a comment piece of the marriage (speculative) between IBM and Apple. Although wildly speculative, it is not improbable. With IBM already supplying PowerPCs to Apple and Apple having not signed up to IBM's PowerPC consortia, there are hints in this get-together. Apple would also supply IBM with the "lifestyle" side of things. If it does happen, it would be most interesting."

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  1. Can you imagine? by wcitechnologies · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can you imagine? The instabilities you've always wanted (on a Mac) but never thought you could afford?

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    1. Re:Can you imagine? by Hope+Thelps · · Score: 5, Funny

      designed for the sole porpoise

      When you put it like that, it does sound a bit fishy.

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    2. Re:Can you imagine? by deaddrunk · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeh that mainframe hardware really sucks, that's why large organisations are always suffering catastrophic losses of vital data. Oh wait.....

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    3. Re:Can you imagine? by wcitechnologies · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wish I had a dollar!

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  2. Whoof by daeley · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just had a weird waking dream. Charlie Chaplain, on roller skates, was brandishing his cane at the Big Brother screen in the 1984 commercial.

    I need more coffee...

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    1. Re:Whoof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Please explain how this is going to or could put Microsoft out of business? Is Apples market share going to magically grow from under 5% to over 80%? There is no chance that this merger will kill Microsoft as IBM will still continue to distribute MS products and they are what are in high demand. Get a clue Apple will never kill Microsoft or grow to be anything more than a niche OS. If any OS does it, it will be various distributions of Linux as it provides no lock-in to a single distribution, it's free and can accomplish all of the same tasks. Apple products have the same lock-in that MS products do with very little advantage and all at a higher price.

    2. Re:Whoof by Amiga+Trombone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please explain how this is going to or could put Microsoft out of business? Is Apples market share going to magically grow from under 5% to over 80%? There is no chance that this merger will kill Microsoft as IBM will still continue to distribute MS products and they are what are in high demand.

      Well, I doubt it could do that, but that isn't the point. Huge as it is, one of the reasons IBM is (allegedly) getting out of the PC hardware business because the margins aren't big enough to make being in it worthwhile. While Macs have a smaller niche, Apple makes a higher profit per machine sold than most PC vendors.

      Anyway, consider the possibility of OS X on P-series workstations and workgroup servers. While it's doubtful there would be a massive paradigm shift, there are quite a few opportunities for expanding the Mac market share, and a whole lot of potential bucks to be made.

    3. Re:Whoof by arminw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...various distributions of Linux...

      That is exactly a problem with LINUX's incompatible versions that only a geek can use. An ordinary user cannot go and buy off the shelf or order off the 'net many programs that will run on all versions of LINUX. Until the LINUX community standardizes as well as Windows or the Mac, LINUX will always be a system for professional expers, like most /. readers are.

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    4. Re:Whoof by suckmysav · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is no chance that this merger will kill Microsoft as IBM will still continue to distribute MS products

      You are right in saying that the defection by IBM from the Wintel market would in no way "kill MS", but then I doubt anybody is seriously suggesting that it would. MS is HUGE afterall. On the other hand, if you had read the article, you would know that IBM are in the process of selling off their PC business. Once they have done that they will have precious little reason to want to continue selling MS products. Consider these points;

      1) IBM are one of the most active
      Linux-on-server evangalists in
      vendorspace.

      2) IBM continues to harbour extreme
      bitterness over they way they were
      shafted by MS during the OS/2 fiasco.

      3) IBM surely desire to sell more of
      their own PPC chips, which are not
      supported by the MS OS, but are
      supported by both OS/X & Linux.

      Add these things together and I find it hard to imagine that IBM would either need or want to continue selling MS products. They might continue to offer some limited MS Server products with their low-end x86 server range alongside the Linux on PPC that they will be undoubtably pushing, just to maintain a "complete" product range but you can bet your bottom dollar that this will be a shrinking business for them and the sooner it dies the better it will be from their perspective.

      A marriage with apple would be VERY attractive to IBM. They could for the most part ditch Microsoft altogether and by doing so build up their own PPC CPU business. Apple would become their defacto PC arm, and with IBM pushing Mac OS/X on PPC into businesses you had better believe that a lot of PHB's would stand up and take that seriously as a viable desktop platform. You have the "business cred" of IBM coupled with the "cool factor" of apple and you have a force to be reckoned with.

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  3. Big Brother by phloydde1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think the first thing that would happen if such a merger took place would be that all the copies and references to the "big brother" superbowl commercial would somehow mysteriously disappear.

  4. buy by oneishy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    so should I buy apple or IBM stock?

    1. Re:buy by Nerftoe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      More like, "which one should I short?"

    2. Re:buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Noone ever got fired for buying IBM.

    3. Re:buy by Loco3KGT · · Score: 2, Informative

      Statistically speaking the company getting bought out is the one that sees a stock price increase. Of course you may have already missed the boat on Apple's stock given it's value of $65.

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  5. Except... by winkydink · · Score: 5, Insightful

    IBM is a company focused on growing its services biz and Apple has none.

    Apple is primarily a B2C company and IBM is B2B.

    Cultural differences make east vs west like the definition of homogenized

    Steve Jobs and his amazing ego

    Yeah, except for a few trivial things, it could happen. Hey, frogs could grow claws and live in toilets too!

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    1. Re:Except... by eno2001 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Hey, frogs could grow claws and live in toilets too!

      Cool! That would be akin to my lifelong dream of an asteroid passing the planet and infecting all bears with some kind of mutation that would make them as big as godzilla and give them a taste for people filled buildings. Life is too boring without that kind of thing happening more often.

      In other news... didn't Jobs market the Mac as being anti-suit, anti-corporate, anti-business, anti-IBM originally? Oh well, if we had republicans voting for Kerry and deomcrats voting for Bush this past election, ANYTHING is possible.

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    2. Re:Except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
      • IBM is a company focused on growing its services biz and Apple has none.
      • # Apple is primarily a B2C company and IBM is B2B.

      Err... isn't that part of the whole idea? Why would you merge or buy a company for something you are already good at? The article is based around the fact that the two companies are a natural complement to each other, and these points you make merely support that hypothesis.

    3. Re:Except... by four2five · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'll give you the ego bullet hands down, and the cultural one is also valid but I would argue the first two. As the article states, apple has tried, with limited success, to get into the HPC and business side of things. The XRAID is, $ for $, some of the best cheap/dumb disk out there. With IBM filling the high - middle end, apple could come in on the low end of business hardward and help out. With IBM pimping Apple's business products they could gain ground fast.
      IBM growing it's services biz and apple not having one is okay, they compliment each other. Apple has a reputation for building easy to use interfaces on top of *nix hardware/software. I'ved used OS X server and it makes running apache/mysql/etc. a lot easier for a *nix novice.
      I've been a long time apple fan and I would be cautious of this merger. I'd hate to see apple's "style" or whatever you want to call it formed into the mainstream by the behemouth that is big blue.

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    4. Re:Except... by mordors9 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Here's another: They knew that the Slashdotters were getting tired of the normal "Apple is going bankrupt" rumor and we needed to spice things up with a " is going to buy Apple" story.

    5. Re:Except... by Gilmoure · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hey, frogs could grow claws and live in toilets too!


      I found a giant tree frog in my toilet one morning. When I tried to fish him out, he retreated down the hole and I had to get to work. He wasn't there when I got home. About a month later, moving a desk, I found his mummified body.

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    6. Re:Except... by pete-classic · · Score: 5, Funny
      Hey, frogs could grow claws and live in toilets too!


      I have just overcome my fear of sharks in the toilet. I hope you realize you've just ruined my life.

      -Peter
    7. Re:Except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Anyone here from Lotus/Tivoli/Sequent to comment on how well or poorly IBM has integrated culturally "different" businesses?

      I can speak for Lotus. It worked well for a while, but now, IBM just re-brands everything as Websphere (taking a page out of the .NET book). Every once in a while, IBM wakes up and says, "Let's put some money behind Lotus!" But before the dust even clears, they have forgotten what they were marketing and go back to sleep with tiny dream bubbles that say --websphere-- floating above their PHB heads.

    8. Re:Except... by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why not? One is mostly business oriented and the other is mostly consumer oriented, and both would probably like a piece of the other pie. The PPC chips are an existing bond. I think it might be a good idea.

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    9. Re:Except... by AtrN · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Why would you merge or buy a company for something you are already good at?

      To take them out of the game (although this isn't really applicable in this situation).

    10. Re:Except... by Ruzty · · Score: 4, Insightful

      * Apple is primarily a B2C company and IBM is B2B.

      Remind me again why Cisco bought Linksys? Oh yeah, to capture the small business and consumer market to complete their large business product line.

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    11. Re:Except... by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 4, Informative

      IBM is a company focused on growing its services biz and Apple has none.
      Apple is primarily a B2C company and IBM is B2B.

      ...and both companies have long tradition in attempting to get a beachhead on the other side. Apple's beachhead on the b2b is the xServe, IBM tried many times to build their position on consumer market with "consumer" ThinkPads.

      Cultural differences make east vs west like the definition of homogenized
      Steve Jobs and his amazing ego

      Both are overrated. IBM and Apple had to overcome their cultural differences dozen years ago when their founded the PowerPC joint effort. Even then it turned out to be surprisingly easy, although there is an anecdote about IBM engineers wearing jeans and T-Shirts and their Apple counterparts wearing business suits on their first meeting - both sides wanted so badly to please the other side. It's been a long time since then, Apple is no longer a bunch of jolly hippies, IBM is no longer a deadly serious behemoth. Whatever they do together, they do it pretty well, and they did many things together since founding PowerPC platform - to name the powerbook 2400 outsourced to IBM Japan and PowerMac G5. Steve's ego also was no obstacle in striking a deal with Disney, striking a deal with Apple (to buy him back), striking a deal with RIAA to start iTunes Music Store. So I thik all the obstacles you mention actually do not exist at all.

    12. Re:Except... by rsborg · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why would you merge or buy a company for something you are already good at?

      To take them out of the game (although this isn't really applicable in this situation).

      Correct. That's what's happening in the ORCL vs. PSFT case. It's called a hostile takeover. Watch the poison pill court case, since this will indicate how merger-friendly the rest of the market will be. It could be a massive change in corporate legal defnse against mergers if poison pills are allowed to be removed for expedience.

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    13. Re:Except... by yardbird · · Score: 5, Funny

      1. Find a slashdot-reading friend who hasn't read slashdot yet today.
      2. Show him the text of the parent post
      3. Ask him to guess in which front-page slashdot story this bizarre comment was actually relevant

      Hilarity ensues.

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    14. Re:Except... by wayne606 · · Score: 4, Funny

      > What if they ported AIX to the PowerMac?

      That's like buying a new Ferrari and replacing the seats with milk cartons and repainting it with spray paint.

    15. Re:Except... by Optic7 · · Score: 2, Funny

      ABM? I Be Apple?

    16. Re:Except... by Geoff-with-a-G · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mummified?
      Do you also have a tiny Egyptian tribe living in your toilet?

    17. Re:Except... by MsGeek · · Score: 2, Informative
      IBM: Shirt and Tie
      Apple: Black turtlenecks and Levi's (don't forget the Birkenstocks)

      No, more like:
      IBM: Denim workshirts embroidered with the IBM logo, dark blue jeans.

      You've got the Jobs uniform down, however.

      IBM: Atlanta (ewww) Apple: Cupertino (ewww)

      No, IBM is in Armonk, NY.

      They're both stubborn. Your point is?

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  6. IB-Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    IB-Apple
    i(B)Apple
    Apple'BM
    iAppleBeMe
    BeMiApp le
    ?

    1. Re:IB-Apple by Deinhard · · Score: 5, Funny

      IB-Apple - Too "ebonic"
      i(B)Apple - Too mathematic
      Apple'BM - Too scatalogical
      iAppleBeMe - Too narcissitic
      BeMiApple - Too valentine-y

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  7. In other news... by The-Bus · · Score: 4, Funny
    Vegas chance odds for Snowball vs. Hell have gone from 1:17500 to 1:225 on news regarding this merger. Business analyst Geoff Meitzer said, "This is the snowball's best chance since Sega announced they would be making games for Nintendo."

    ...

    Seriously, how implausible would this have sounded 15 years ago?

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    1. Re:In other news... by mccalli · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Seriously, how implausible would this have sounded 15 years ago?

      Not at all - this was being touted 15 years ago. The whole Pink/Taligent/Magic thing was an Apple and IBM alliance (I may get some codenames mixed up, anyone who knows the ones I'm looking for please jump in). I can remember reading this on the long since defunt UK weekly New Computer Express.

      It was actually more plausible then too. IBM were still a major power in the PC world, and Windows dominance hadn't completely taken over.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    2. Re:In other news... by jpavley · · Score: 2, Informative

      Pink became the Taligent OS. There were several other projects in the Apple/IBM alliance: PowerPC, OpenDoc, and some secret ones that weren't/aren't public. You can still see the remains of the Taligent sign on Sunnyvale-Saratoga road across the street from the Apple campus in Cupertino.

  8. Taligent by sparkhead · · Score: 4, Informative

    Do people not remember Taligent?

    1. Re:Taligent by Speare · · Score: 4, Funny
      That link does not have the wag's backstory for the name "Taligent":
      • Talent without NT, and
      • Intelligent without Intel.
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    2. Re:Taligent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Do people not remember Taligent?

      I do. I worked there. I was one of the system administrators.

      You should have seen how the Apple developers (the biggest portion of the developers were from Apple) responded when they all got RS/6000 machines on their desks! They hated them. It was a big honkin' square boxy machine with a clicky keyboard, and a command line. And though the monitor was color, when it booted up, the console looked like a green screen. But it was a PowerPC machine, which they did like. (We used IBM RS/6000 Model 250 machines, which were pizza box shaped 66 MHz PowerPCs. Some of the very first PowerPC machines ever made, I believe.)

      Anyway, after a while, sometime in 1994, IBM sent over a bunch of developers. They mixed with the Apple people OK, but they were definitely from two different worlds. The IBM people all brought OS/2 machines with them, and they were just as devoted to those OS/2 machines as the Apple people were to their Macintoshes. Plus they all dressed differently and thought differently. But not entirely differently. They managed to get some work done and build some cool stuff together.

    3. Re:Taligent by museumpeace · · Score: 2, Interesting

      hey somebody mod parent up! [I blew my mod points earlier this morning.] This is informative and casts a harsh light on all the other posts that are saying that Apple and IBM is like , well apples and oranges.
      I don't recall the dates of Steve Job's absence from Apple. Maybe all the Taligent drama played out while Jobs was off conceiving the Next Big Thing. The cultural differences and Mr Job's, uh shall we call it management style, are certainly impediments to a merger. If you think Apple won't be Apple without Jobs, then even a consumated merger will be between IBM and "some PC alternative that lost its magic"...I'm not so sure.
      Just keep in mind how often and in how many ways IBM has been bested by Microsoft and needs, for business and maybe more emotional reasons, to settle the score. Some readers here may be aware that one reason we all use Windows instead of OS2 was that Microsoft was handed the first-mover advantage at the dawn of the PC era by the fact that IBM was still reeling from a 7-year antitrust battle with the DOJ: IBM was forced to find an indepent company to provide the OS for their new PC...by the time they decided that they could push OS2, it was too late. That still stings. Now DOJ is just finishing up with Microsoft, and the cards are not all dealt yet in europe...an IBM/Apple hardware or software offering would not operate under such a cloud.
      The fact that Apple has for the most part strangled its market potential by keeping its hardware platforms proprietary and its systems, therefore, more expensive than the waves of cheap biege boxes that microsoft rode to glory would become an advantage to a company with the manufacturing might of IBM. A lesser partner for Apple would not have the "nobody ever got fired for specifying IBM"-mentality going for them. So the proprietary Mac realm, with nary an alternative platform, has been a huge if self inflicted limitation to Apple's market appeal but the IBM name could erase that deficit if only they bring out a few budget models at the bottom of the market. IBM is already making the CPU and has both the "Cell" processor and some low power consumption techologies that can extend the technical sexiness and superior performace of Apple products for quite a few years without increasing the costs. Apple [just ask its faithul users and investors] has been on the perpetual verge of gaining more marketshare: they certainly have mindshare exceeding their market penetration. Who would need much convincing that IBM would love to shove Gate's aside? Having shed their PC division [how many of those PC were sold with *nix on them?], what harm could they do themselves by energizing an alternative platform that, with a few impractical exceptions, demands an OS solution that Microsoft can't horn in on? Remember when you last had an idea for an application and had to choose whether to develop it for Mac or for Windows? You went where the money was probably. Users have a more complicated choice with some driven by price, some needing the security of the most stable vendor or the most supported OS and some more interested in the most elegant and powerful user interface. If all of a sudden the Mac is an IBM product, Apple goes from meeting one out of three to two out of three customer concerns...[and maybe the constant flow of news about Microsoft security holes will begin to soak in, but most PC users aren't reading that news]. The outcome would certainly NOT be the Mac/Wintel ratio suddenly capsizeing. But when you get your next application idea, the decision that could confront you might be more like: "do I develop for the larger but very crowded market with the platform that is peaked or do I bet on the momentum?" Remember, investors invest in momentum ( their guess about where the herd is headed). Users just want to be in the middle of a herd. As a developer, you have to figure out where your paycheck is coming from: investors or users.
      Also, IBM has learned how to digest companies slowly: witness Lotus and Rational...by the time the last sandal-shod Apple engineer has been driven nuts by some east coast guys that wear ties [nobody at Rational was wearing a tie when I interviewed there this spring], IBM will have long since assimilated all the Apple ideas that it can use.

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    4. Re:Taligent by nikster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      [working at IBM at that time, i suddenly had a huge RS/6000 on my desk. a very powerful machine running AIX. i managed to get Xwindows running, which seemed to be written by people out to prove that the command line is better than a GUI]

      anyway, one important thing has changed since then: Macs used to be based on OS 9 - very nice GUI with almost no technical merit. Now they run OS X, which, while still sporting a nice GUI, is technically the most advanced OS shipping. large parts of it are written in a dynamically binding OO language, for chrissake! it's heaven for techies.

  9. Yawn - next rumor, please. by dgrgich · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Can anyone actually see Mr. Jobs actually going for this? I think that this rumor has as much credence as the old saw about Apple switching to an Intel/AMD processor for new Macs.

    There is absolutely NO way that Steve would let this happen. Apple is EXACTLY where they want to be - they may occupy a niche in the PC market but they are trying -- and succeeding -- at being the BMW/Porsche of personal computing rather than GM. They are making money hand over fist, increasing shareholder wealth at a nice pace, and doing all of this with some kick-ass products. Going to IBM would flark all of that up quicker than fast.

  10. Re:Intel vs. Motorola? by pknoll · · Score: 5, Informative
    IBM: traditional Intel house Apple: traditional Motorola house

    IBM makes far more money selling POWER-based machines and their other non-Intel hardware than they do selling PCs.

    Apple computers now use chips made by IBM; the PowerPC CPU was a joint venture by IBM, Apple, and Motorola.

  11. Change from RUMOR to WILD SPECULATION by artemis67 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The basis of this whole story is that Apple is absent from the PPC Consortium roster? Yikes!

    For all we know, some editor could have forgot to put Apple's name in there. Or maybe Apple is still sitting on the fence about it, who knows. But this isn't even a "rumor" yet.

  12. Good point by rjamestaylor · · Score: 2, Insightful
    That would free Apple of it's tiny following to pursue the other 99% of the market. Not bad!


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  13. Microsoft hater's wet-dream.. by d_jedi · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's about all this is.
    Mark my word, it ain't gonna happen.

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  14. ridiculous by jhwang · · Score: 5, Insightful

    IBM exists to serve corporate customers. Large corporations are not clamoring for apple (I say this as the happy owner of an iBook).

    IBM has to have compelling reasons to think it can make money by convincing either (1) corporations to buy macs or (2) consumers to buy from IBM.

    Let's look at the price tag. Since Apple's current market cap is $25 billion dollars, IBM would have to pay something in that range to purchase Apple.

    To put things in perspective, IBM is expected to receive $1-2 billion from the sale of its existing PC business. IBM has about $10 billion in cash in the bank.

    Does IBM have the money? Only by issuing more debt (IBM has about $22 Billion in debt already) OR by purchasing Apple using IBM stock which would dilute shareholder value.

    Does IBM have the will and/or stupidity to pursue such a deal? NO.

    1. Re:ridiculous by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Companies are looking for a platform that runs MS Office, and has lower virus risk / support costs than Windows. This means OS X. They are not buying Apple, because Apple does not have the brand recognition in corporate circles. IBM does. An IBM workstation running OS X would have a potentially huge market.

      It is also far more likely that this a join venture rather than an take over would happen. Apple licenses the OS to IBM, IBM creates business-oriented Mac-compatibles complementing Apple's home-oriented lines. IBM and Apple get to point at each other as a second source (the main advantage x86 PC vendors have over Apple or IBM trying to sell POWER/PowerPC kit).

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    2. Re:ridiculous by javaxman · · Score: 2, Informative
      I have to agree, it's a pretty silly idea. I expect more, possibly closer IBM/Apple partnerships, but don't really see the business case for a merger.

      Still, I think IBM could pull it off ( IFF Steve Jobs wanted them to ), technically. IBM's market cap is something like 6 times Apple's. What such a move would do to IBM's stock price is an interesting question.

      Still, until Steve Jobs starts knocking on doors looking to sell Apple, it's just silly to talk about stuff like this- it's just not going to happen unless it's Steve's idea... rrright. That's what he's been building the company up for, a sale! Ha!

      Ok, now that I think about it like that, this is the dumbest story slashdot has covered since, uh, the last really dumb story... which would probably that one about the big "young people use the internet" news...

    3. Re:ridiculous by retinaburn · · Score: 2, Funny
      Does IBM have the will and/or stupidity to pursue such a deal? NO.


      As an IBMer I can say that we often have enough of both to get much done :)
    4. Re:ridiculous by Amiga+Trombone · · Score: 2, Funny

      Still, until Steve Jobs starts knocking on doors looking to sell Apple, it's just silly to talk about stuff like this- it's just not going to happen unless it's Steve's idea... rrright. That's what he's been building the company up for, a sale! Ha!

      Considering Steve has his iTunes and iPod business going great guns, perhaps the Mac business isn't as important to Apple as it once was.

      Maybe Steve is looking to sell his PC division, too!

  15. the new chic by zoloto · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Hitching up with Apple would provide IBM with a real inroad into the fast growing 'lifestyle' market, something the men and women in blue suits kind of missed. Perhaps most of all, it would be a way for IBM to get even with Microsoft for all that bad blood over the early versions of Windows, which IBM partnered in, and apparently accidentally part-funded. Remember that what IBM got out of that for its money was an operating systems that chairman Gerstner famously named Warp, which turned out to be the speed at which it hurtled into oblivion.


    I can see teh future of IMB/APPLE laptops being the new chic. High class execs and those that want the style and performance of IBM/APPLE will buy these. Hot damn, I can picture this being the downfall of Microsoft. Now I'm not one to point a finger at anything *nix or not and proclaim the death of MS, but with this I can see it actually happening within the better half of a decade.

    I'd buy it.
  16. you lose it by liquidsin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mesh? Feasible? Synergy?! Higher than 10% buzzword-to-intelligence ratio. Post ignored.

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  17. Short neither by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    IBM has very little to lose considering it's size and product diversity. IBM will open a whole new market for apple and if apple is the target of a takeover it will command a premium, thus the value of the stock will go up.

  18. Very, very old, obligatory joke by nsayer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Q. What to you get when you combine Apple and IBM?

    A. IBM.

    Shamelessly stolen from Apple Confidential.

    1. Re:Very, very old, obligatory joke by savagedome · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am thinking iBM ;)

  19. IBM selling PC division by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 2, Interesting

    so why on earth would they want to get involved with Apple?
    Its all about return on capital and as the Ipod thing fades (at least from a margin standpoint) Apple once again reverts to a niche player without great prospects for increased return on assets or equity.

    This is not to say that Apple wont make money or continue to evolve, it just doesn't make sense financially for IBM to be involved.

  20. My Christmas wish... by karmaflux · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...is an iBook with a trackpoint.

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  21. both companies on way to oblivion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sorry, people. Computers are ho-hum commodity items. No serious person really gives a damn about the latest "fastest pc in the world" anymore. Sure, there are your righteous reality distortion field types and your "you can't get fired buying IBM" droids, but they are dying breeds.

    In business investing, the cutting edge eventually turns out to be a sinkhole: railroads, airlines and ... now ... computers.

  22. No way. Not with IBM dumping the PC division by Animats · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Clearly, IBM is exiting that business. Given that the iPod is taking off while Apple desktop market share remains tiny, Apple's direction is becoming clear. The computer business is becoming a drag on the stock, tying up too much capital without generating revenue in proportion. At some point, Apple will probably sell off its computer business and become an entertainment products company.

    1. Re:No way. Not with IBM dumping the PC division by Queer+Boy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Apple has held onto their operating systems with a stranglehold. I doubt they'll ever sell of their desktop business, selling computers is what makes them money. They have the best margins in the industry.

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  23. IBM selling off PC Division by REDSECTOR1 · · Score: 2

    IBM and Apple merger would be interesting, especially in light of the fact that there are talks about IBM selling off their PC division ... http://www.theregister.com/2004/12/03/ibm_pc_jv_le novo/

  24. Re:IBM + Apple = good news for Linux by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Funny

    IBM doesn't care, they stole the SysV code for linux, why not steal ATi and nVidias?

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  25. New logo by nizo · · Score: 2, Funny
    Probably be the Apple logo with horizontal lines through it, kinda like a sliced up apple. Wait that doesn't sound good.

    Or is this just Apple's way of taking over everything that start with the letter I? Ipod, Imac, IBM.....

    1. Re:New logo by Enrico+Pulatzo · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're close: it'd be the Apple logo with Aqua stripes in it, which are close enough to the IBM stripes. Alternatively, a snowball surrounded by the fiery depths of hell is being considered.

  26. Another Load... by fearboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You'd think that by now, more people would've figured out a basic trait of Steve Jobs: he's got his own will, and he'll hit eject before he compromises it. A lot of people think that means he has a huge ego, and maybe he does, but that's not the point - he's spent an awfully long time trying to make the world see things his way, and he's not going to stop just because someone offers him a pile of cash.

    A lot of industry writers don't seem interested in understanding Apple's motivation (which of course means trying to understand Steve), so they ascribe standard corporate motives, and we end up with wild-ass rumors like this. But of course that doesn't work, and they're wrong a lot (they're right sometimes too, but how many crazy rumors have you heard?), and so the industry looks at Apple like they're the crazy unpredictable man-child of computing. Who happened to get lucky once or twice with the iMac and maybe the iPod. Won't happen again.

    But the thing is, they don't want to be on par with other manufacturers, and they don't want to beat them at their own game. Apple wants to change the rules and beat the others at Apple's game. That's the approach they've taken for a long time - iPod being probably the best example. It's also why Apple won't release a sub-$1000 machine, even though it might mean huge market share.

    So in short, the article's another load of poorly thought-out crap. The idea that IBM could/would buy Apple is like saying that when you hit the lottery, your boss will be cleaning your house - the transaction has to go both ways, and as willing as IBM may be (and I'm betting they're not), Apple won't bite.

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  27. IBM PowerPC consortia by levin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Apple is one of the original three to develop the PowerPC architecture in the AIM (Apple, IBM, Motorola) alliance in the first place. I would imagine that their membership/input would be defacto in IBM's eyes. The fact that they aren't on the list to sign up doesn't mean they aren't already involved in this group, and it isn't really compelling evidence that Apple and IBM are set to merge.

    Don't get me wrong, I think that'd be pretty cool and may happen. I just don't see this as very good evidence given the circumstances surrounding PPC and Apple's seminal involvement in the architecture.

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  28. I don't see it. by mcc · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is just speculation to get attention, as near as I can gather. "IBM and Apple should merge!" sounds neat if you don't look at any of the context, but if you look at the actual products they sell it doesn't make really much sense at all. IBM targets almost exclusively corporate customers. Apple targets almost exclusively consumer customers. There's no good way to tie these two things together at all, especially since the existing product lines of each have no particular relevance or connectivity to one another. Okay, yeah, like the article mentions, IBM doesn't have a presence in the "lifestyle"/enduser demographic. Why is this a problem? That's just not their market.

    About the only obvious place the products could tie together is if IBM wanted to sell macs as corporate desktops. But as far as I'm aware when IBM sets up corporate desktops, it's just to sell their server infrastructure and such-- that is, IBM's push isn't "we'll sell you all this infrastructure stuff and give you better corporate desktop machines as well!" it's "we'll sell you this infrastructure stuff and it will work with the corporate desktop machines you were going to sell anyway!" In fact as far as I'm aware despite IBM's great use of Linux in the server space they have yet to use anything but Windows on the desktops their solutions people set up-- they're transitioning to Linux desktops internally, but haven't shown signs that they want to try to change the general corporate-desktop status quo. Given all this, it would seem from IBM's perspective suddenly springing "and you should switch to macs for your desktops!" on their customers would make things a lot harder to sell. So I don't think that Apple's systems have much relevance to IBM. Conversely, I don't see IBM selling DB2 en masse to the end-user consumer market.

    Meanwhile the article's support for itself is full of nonsense, for example:

    Then of course there is Darwin, Apple's version of BSD Unix at the heart of its Mac OS X operating system, which would nicely provide IBM with a non Linux semi-open source alternative, and one that is focused on its on benchmark beating P (sorry G) 5 microprocessor

    Why on earth would IBM want a non Linux semi-open source alternative? First off IBM has been making lots of money out of actually just selling Linux; second off if they needed an alternative to Linux they sell several "real" UNIX derivatives themselves; third off Darwin is very highly specialized for the needs and APIs of OS X, and many of the design decisions therein don't make really a lot of sense except in OS X's context. If IBM wanted to repackage BSD they'd have done it themselves by now.

    I could maybe see it making sense if IBM tried to integrate their products better with Apple's-- I.E. trying to twist things so that XServes can be dropped into a IBM infrastructure package, or trying to sell packages of G5s as modeling boxes and IBM hardware as a render farm to places doing industrial graphics work. That would be neat, and definitely wouldn't hurt the situation for either company. However I don't see there being some kind of "missing puzzle piece" either Apple or IBM could fill in by working with the other the way the article seems to imply, and the article doesn't give me good reason to think there is one.

    1. Re:I don't see it. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Why on earth would IBM want a non Linux semi-open source alternative?

      MS Office. The main reason you aren't seeing IBM-made POWER/PowerPC workstations in offices is that they don't run MS Office. If they did, then they would be a lot more popular. There is no version of MS Office for Linux or AIX (I'm not counting Crossover, since it's not supported by MS - something important to corporate customers). There is for OS X.

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  29. Not a merger, how about partnership? by nokiator · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Even though IBM's market cap is in excess of $160B, Apple's current valuation of $25B is a bit too much for a straight merger. A close partnership which involves IBM reselling some Apple products under IBM brand name is more likely.

    IBM has wanted to get rid of Microsoft for the last 20 years or so without much success. Microsoft takes a big chunk of the profit in the low margin corporate PC business which does not leave much money on the table for HW vendors. IBM is a company that built its brand recognition on (at least perceived) quality, reliability and security of its products. Being forced to rely on a Microsoft OS as the most user visible part of a corporate IT solution is a disaster. The latest round of security problems with Windows XP and IE over the last year may have pushed IBM over the edge.

    For the server side of the corporate IT market, IBM can rely on Linux or internal IBM OS variants. For desktops and notebooks there is really no option to Microsoft since the death of OS2.

    If IBM chooses to offer Apple desktops and notebooks as part of their corporate solution portfolio, this will immediately make Apple products more acceptable from the perspective of CIOs. OSX user interface is easy to learn and use and OSX already supports the Microsoft Office suite, which is pretty much the only desktop (un)productivity suite used by most corporate customers.

  30. Data by simpl3x · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I agree with the assessment, but will play the devil's advocate. Under one circumstance, this makes sense. The return of the data center to the center of the computing universe. Almost everything we do now is network facilitated on a consumer level. Music, video, information... The ipod is nothing if not a terminal with storage. Mobiles are arguably the next level of the computing space.

    The old Moto/Apple/IBM alliance of mobile device platforms with services for consumers would supply the platform for extending the iTunes style of services through the computing environment. I spent Sunday getting my girlfriends router back up, and a couple of days a few months ago rebuilding her adware infested Dell into a clean terminal for writing, communicating via email, and surfing. Why?

    The world is ripe for change, and these three supply the basics for rebuilding the consumer computing space. Apple provides a clean consumer environment with such very useful technologies such as ZeroConf for transitionaing between home, work, and the road (cell/wi-fi/wired networks). IBM can supply the scalable data services, and Moto the cellular technology.

    This makes more sense than the rumors regarding Sun and Apple!

  31. A better idea by blamanj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Rather than a merger of companies, a merger of interests. Darwin/AIX.

    IBM currently has in AIX an operating system that they've invested a lot of development time in, but aren't getting much traction with. Partly because of that they've been focussing more on Linux.

    Apple has a relatively recent server line, and an operating system based on an open license, Darwin. If IBM put it's AIX and Linux technology in to Darwin, they'd have a OS with a much wider user base, and Apple would get a server OS with a much stronger reputation behind it.

    IBM sells more chips, Apple sells more servers, and both get an upgraded OS (IBM would probably not use OS X/Aqua, just Darwin) with a lot of tried and true capabilities. Win/win.

  32. I have no problem with this concept by Steve+Cowan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Merger or not, imagine IBM Power5/Power6/whatever servers running OS X. Wow -- IBM pumping R&D money into OS X.

    Or high-end Macs being sold through IBM, just like iPods are now being sold through HP.

    This doesn't seem like such an absurd reality to me.

  33. Enterprise/business sales by mveloso · · Score: 5, Insightful

    IBM doesn't have to buy Apple to sell Apple products.

    Why would IBM do this? For one reason: customers are asking for it. Maybe IBM is seeing a lot of customers who want to migrate from Windows. IBM can't sell anything to them because IBM doesn't have a lot of other options. Desktop Linux is a joke (sorry). Nobody wants to wait for it to mature.

    If IBM signs on as an Apple reseller, then suddenly there's a viable Windows desktop replacement that IBM can sell.

    What does Apple get? Sales, lots more sales. IBM becomes a large business channel partner, and Apple can keep ignoring the business market (which is pretty much what it's doing now). Apple tries to make enterprise plays, but it really doesn't have the infrastructure or mentality needed to succeed in the enterprise space.

    What are the problems with this scenario? There are a bunch:

    * It's unclear that Apple could meet the increased demand.

    Apple has problems getting enough inventory to feed its own demand. This apparently is due to IBM's poor G5 yields.

    * Apple doesn't understand the needs of business computer people

    There's no on-site service, no guaranteed turnaround time, no dedicated support line for businesses. IBM would take care of this.

    * Apple's product designs are created with no input (as far as anyone can tell) from customers.

    This is a problem. Business computers have different needs than personal computers. They don't need a monitor,and need management tool integration (ARD is nice, but it needs integration with at least Tivoli, CA, and BMC).

    * Apple's product cycles are too fast

    The buying cycle for business computers is months. Apple's product cycles are a bit too fast, and they'll pop a new box out before the sales cycle is done, requiring readjustment of the sales contract. It's silly, but this is a logistical problem that needs to be fixed. At a minimum, older product needs to be available for shipment/purchase if newer models are released.

    * Apple hasn't successfully run a channel operation before

    Well, the edu channel was OK, but got whacked recently. Their dealer channel is competing with the Apple store. And basically, Apple may not be able to run a channel very well, being a consumer company.

    Don't get me wrong, the benefits to Apple would be huge. The benefits to IBM, the business world, and humanity would also be huge. But it's one thing to float an idea, and it's another to make it successful.

    1. Re:Enterprise/business sales by csoto · · Score: 5, Informative

      I am going to refute this quote:

      * Apple's product designs are created with no input (as far as anyone can tell) from customers.

      This is a problem. Business computers have different needs than personal computers. They don't need a monitor,and need management tool integration (ARD is nice, but it needs integration with at least Tivoli, CA, and BMC).


      I have met with many product managers, marketing managers, etc. and have been asked very specific questions about existing products, such as suggested improvements to existing products (down to, is it worth $100 to have X integrated, $50, $etc.) or known issues keeping us from achieving our goals (such as advanced IT training). In most cases, the majority of our requests were actually met, albeit in later products, or non-free "upgrades" to products (the same case with most proprietary software, unless you have a maintenance contract).

      So, to say that they don't listen is overblown. True, Apple is focused on the consumer/prosumer markets. But, I have been flown in to Cupertino twice to specifically address our needs. The first time, I was not expecting much. But when I saw most of our needs met by the next invitation, I was really pleased with the changes. Having just met with their Pro Apps product manager and sales director, I'm confident that they hear our message and might even do something with it.

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    2. Re:Enterprise/business sales by mveloso · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Apple sells it, I've known people who have bought, it and it was pretty much was unavailable.

      It was for xserve, and "they didn't have the parts in-stock."

      Doh!

    3. Re:Enterprise/business sales by mrchaotica · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't think IBM would have to start selling Macs, per se; I could instead see IBM selling PPC business workstations and Thinkpads with OS X. Now that would be cool, especially if they went back to the OpenStep look. They could have the friendly-looking, candy-GUI Macs for consumers, and slate gray OpenStep workstations for businesses. This would allow them to differentiate enough so as not to cannibalize Mac sales, but still have a common software platform for compatibility.

      Maybe I got some bad crack or something, but I think it's a good idea....

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    4. Re:Enterprise/business sales by superpulpsicle · · Score: 2, Funny

      IBM's not stupid. They are going to sell their version of the iPod.

      1.) IBM's iPod will be Black and blue.

      2.) It's going to have a baby-tie around it. And you can never take it off!

      3.) It'll come with a case that looks like a business suit.

      4.) It won't be called iPod anymore. I'll just have a serial number.

      5.) iPod will be resized to fit in a T-shirt chest pocket only.

      6.) It'll play some monotone corporate tune everything it turns on.

    5. Re:Enterprise/business sales by DansnBear · · Score: 5, Informative
      * Apple doesn't understand the needs of business computer people There's no on-site service, no guaranteed turnaround time, no dedicated support line for businesses. IBM would take care of this.

      Well, I can say that your wrong on that point. I purchased an xServe from apple for my company, and I also got a 3 year support contract with it. lets see what it covers:
      AppleCare Premium Service and Support Plan. Integrated service and support for Xserve or Xserve RAID hardware and Mac OS X Server software

      One number to call for help, day or night

      One team to diagnose hardware failures and software configuration issues for fast problem resolution

      Up and running telephone and email support

      Up to three years of technical support using advanced remote management and monitoring tools

      24/7 priority access to senior technical support staff by telephone and email

      30-minute response on email and telephone calls

      Onsite hardware repairs with 4 (four) hour response time Provides consultative phone and email support for advanced Mac OS X Server integration and migration issues.

      Yes, i have had to have my xServe serviced, and they were there in the allotted time, And I also get excellent detected phone support. That was all for my own personal business. I also work for a school:
      Well, the edu channel was OK, but got whacked recently. . .

      Maybe you have not had the opportunity to work directly with Apple's education channel, but it's a little more then ok, and far from whacked. For the last 5 years, I have been purchasing computers for my program directly through the education channel and am pleased with thier service. I have an education sales agent assigned to me that helps me coordinate all my purchases, and an educational consultant to help me build solutions to work in my special environment. They've even provided me with possible funding sources for certain purchases.
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  34. Another alternative by uthanda · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Since we're all in the wild speculation mode, what about this as another possiblity: IBM licensing Mac OS X and working with Apple to produce business-class OS X systems with IBM branding. (sort of like what HP did with the iPod)

    As has been stated here often enough, Apple does not really have what businesses need in a machine: inexpensive (relatively) headless machines that can be dropped into an office cubicle. And there's a good reason for that. An Apple workstation for $800 or so would cut into their Power Mac /iMac sales.

    However, if IBM were to release one only available to businesses it might satisfy this need while allowing Apple to protect their core business. IBM could then add their own software or add-ons to integrate with their server line. Maybe even ship the systems with Office pre-installed for businesses.

    Whether corporate America would buy into it or not is another story, but it makes for an interesting thought.

  35. unmitigated disaster by CFD339 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The cultural hell that was the merger of IBM and Lotus would be nothing compared to this.

    Also, Apple is the ultimate end-user oriented company. They sell, talk, and work directly to the end user desktop. IBM has proven over and over that they've great at mass manufacturing new technologies at great expense and even more great at inventing new ones. The stink, however, at direct customer interface. The smaller the point of contact the worse they are.

    IBM did great with Fujitsu and Dell -- selling components for PC's (in Dell's case, tons and tons of Travelstar and Deskstar drive) but try to go buy one directly from IBM yourself. Its very hard. They just don't know how to do deal with people.

    This isn't the kind of company that could absorb those skills from Apple either. Apple would dissapear with the great IBM universe and never be the same.

    no, Apple works best as a swift and lithe innovator. Let IBM make the guts, let the Apple folks package it and sell it.

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  36. Re:That would make Apple a worthless brand by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This is not about selling Apple to IBM, this is about a join venture between IBM and Apple. This would (probably) see IBM licensing OS X and selling it on workstations and high-end servers (or possibly porting WindowServer + Quartz etc. to AIX for the top end and including a Darwin binary compatibility layer like a more complete version of the one found in NetBSD). IBM would focus on selling to businesses (not really Apple's target market), Apple would focus on selling to home users.

    IBM would gain an OS that ran on their own CPUs (no money to Intel) and ran MS Office (important in the corporate world). Apple would gain money from every OS X workstation sold and, perhaps more importantly, a second source - making them more attractive to corporate customers (or, rather, making IBM workstations running OS X more attractive to customers) and the ability to sell expensive service contracts to these customers. Apple would also gain from increasing the volume of PowerPC 970 chips in production, since this would reduce the unit cost. Unlike the clone debacle of the '90s, Apple would not lose customers, since they would be focussing on a completely different market segment to their partner in the join venture.

    Of course, this is entirely conjecture.

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  37. Re:Apple & IBM by shotfeel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let's not forget that all the PowerPC's (from the 601 on) were built in partnership with IBM. They are based on IBM's POWER line after all. Remember when the common hardware reference platform with IBM and Apple was going to be the future?

    Then there are all the software ventures they've worked on together. Apple and IBM have been pretty tight for a good decade now.

    IMO working together as separate companies, each doing what they do best in the way that works best for them, is a much better fit for both companies.

  38. Not really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Err... isn't that part of the whole idea? Why would you merge or buy a company for something you are already good at? The article is based around the fact that the two companies are a natural complement to each other, and these points you make merely support that hypothesis.

    You're missing the point. The grandparent post was talking about goals. You are talking about capabilities.

    What you want to do is buy a company that does something that you aren't good at. What doesn't make as much sense is to buy a company that does something that you don't do. That is what IBM buying Apple at this moment would be. IBM isn't good at what Apple does right now. But it isn't trying to be good at what Apple does right now, either, and becoming good at what Apple does right now wouldn't help the things IBM does do.

    The article, like you, mistakes selling different things for being a natural compliment. "Natural compliment" assumes that putting these two things together would make them stronger than the sum of the strength of the two as separates. Instead IBM and Apple merging would fit together like oil poured on water; yeah the boundary between the two would be nice and clean, but you might as well just keep them in different containers.

  39. Re:Intel vs. Motorola? by wren337 · · Score: 3, Insightful


    Yeah, for this to happen IBM would want to jettison their PC business.

    Oh, wait...

  40. Re:Would never happen... by Mattintosh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Uhhh, do you use a hair sharpener, or is it just naturally pointy?

    By the way, both companies have a heavy-duty nerd culture in the depths, hidden away where no one sees it much. Apple glosses it over with hippie chic. IBM uses yuppie chic instead. Underneath that *ppie chic, they're more alike than anyone wants to admit.

    Basically, the only groups that would have to be kept separate would be the marketing departments. And even then, the marketers wouldn't be stepping on each others' shoes, since Apple sells end-user gadgetry and IBM is now a server-room iron and polish vendor.

    Even armchair PHB's miss the clue boat. Jeez...

  41. One correction - sub $1k computer is eMac by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Informative

    They actually do have a sub-$1000 computer - it's called the eMac.

    Basically though I agree with the point you are making.

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  42. Re:That would make Apple a worthless brand by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most of the Apple hardcore loyalists would drop Apple like it had a big nasty worm.


    Why? I've used nothing but Macs (other than my TI 99/4A). What would a merger with IBM have to do with people leaving the Apple platform? If anything, IBM's economy of scale manufacturing should make Macs less expensive. That would be fine by just about every Mac user I know.

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  43. Mmmmm Pot & Beer by CrazyWingman · · Score: 4, Funny

    How has no one yet brought up the old adage:

    IBM was created by guys who drank beer.

    Apple was created by guys who smoked pot.

    Careful when mixing substances!!! ;)

    1. Re:Mmmmm Pot & Beer by b1t+r0t · · Score: 2, Funny
      IBM was created by guys who drank beer.
      Apple was created by guys who smoked pot.

      I think you may be slightly off...

      IBM was created by guys who drank martinis.

      Apple was created by guys who dropped acid.

      /whoa, look at all the pretty colors...

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  44. It think the problematic word here... by Frogbeater · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...is merger.

    Did Apple and HP merge? No.

    HP is selling iPods. Not a merger, a stretegic partnership.

    IBM and Apple could never exist under the same management but they could sell the same products to different people (i.e. HP iPod.) Apple isn't letting anyone build competing hardware but it is letting them sell the same hardware to groups of people that it can't reach alone, in the case of HP that would be windows users, in the case of IBM it would be businesses.

    Apple has clearly shown how to impliment open source in their business practice (please feel free to bash on this point, but they are a profitable company integrating open source concepts into their business strategy with success) which IBM is surely interested in, and it isn't windows.

    Did anyone read the article on CELL processors?

    Hello, they're based on 970s.

  45. Its been done already by NullProg · · Score: 2, Informative

    Look up Taligent and Pink, circa 1993. IBM/APPLE has been working together now for over a decade.

    Enjoy,

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  46. IBM would become iBM by unsinged+int · · Score: 3, Funny

    That would be amusing to say the least.

  47. iMac in Black! by Johnny+Mozzarella · · Score: 4, Funny

    Basically IBM would change the plastics to black and focus on selling to corporations.

    I will be first in line for a iBM 17" PowerBook(black anodized aluminum).

  48. if only sony would get in the picture.... by asimetrix · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If Apple, IBM, and Sony would all team up, we might actually see a drop in windows market share-but thats only if they can converge nicely into a streamlined unit providing desktops, servers, services, and game systems unbeatable in the wintel world.

  49. Wow, All the news is starting to make sense by neomage86 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This theory seems to bring together several loose threads floating around. First, were the rumors last week that IBM was selling it's PC division to some firm in Asia. Next, was the fact that these new cell Processors will be amazing, but Windows doesn't like anything but x86. IMHO, it seems that IBM is planning on selling their wintel PC division, and own the PC market later with cell processors run a new improved Mac OS. Think about it, the only reason Macs never caught on were because people didn't use them at work (didn't want to learn something new for home), and they were too expensive (Apple couldn't take advantage of Economies of Scale the same way Dell can). IBM will make Macs rollout well in large enterprises. People will be able to buy them for their home. And they will be orders of magnitude faster than their Wintel counterparts which are stuck on x86. I don't want to say it, but the combination of a new hardware platform(Power Cells), and a viable alternative in the corporate and home enviroment [IBM/Mac], and the server market [IBM/Linux] may spell the end of the Windows monoculture. Or I may just be getting my hopes up. I'm allowed to dream, aren't I?

  50. Q: What do you get when you cross Apple and IBM? by SimHacker · · Score: 2, Funny
    A: IBM.

    That joke was more ironic in the 90's, when I was working at Kaleida (a joint venture of IBM and Apple).

    -Don

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  51. Only an idiot thinks Apple is up for sale by tyrione · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Any one who believes this clearly never worked in a Steve Jobs company.

    Nor do they know their history. Back when NeXTSTEP was natively ported to IBM systems it outperformed AIX. That was not cool to the suits so they promptly forced it to run at the interpreter level and buried the joint venture.

    Steve never forgets. And to the dickwad that claims his ego is enormous I say, "Feelin' inadequate still?"

  52. elsewhere in the news... by b3s · · Score: 2, Funny

    scott mcneally, bill gates and steve jobs all become best friends and go golfing together every thursday; osama bin laden admits that george bush is really a nice guy; and aliens really did abduct elvis, now he's back, and he's going on tour... when did /. become the national enquirer?

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  53. What do you get when you cross IBM and Apple? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...IBM.

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  54. Re:Wrong...check the financials. by pknoll · · Score: 2, Informative
    Sigh. Allow me to rephrase my objection to the original post, then:

    IBM is not a traditionally Intel-based house.
    Apple used Motorola processors for a long time, but many (soon to be all) of the processors they now use are manufactured by IBM, and were developed jointly with IBM and Motorola.

    This marriage is not as mixed as TFGeditor seems to think. The inference in his original post was that IBM was strongly Intel and Apple was strongly Motorola, neither premise is true today, if either ever was. That post attempted to show dissention where there is none. I attempted to illustrate this by pointing out two facts, which I will now recap in detail:

    1. IBM makes more money from POWER technology than they do from Intel technology, which, based on the financials you linked, is certainly true. IBM makes money on POWER and its related PowerPC line through the System group AND the Microprocessor group (through sales to Apple and others). You can add in some percentage from Global Services and the software support contracting, since much of this income is predicated on the sale of IBM server hardware, including RS/6000, AS/400, zSeries and ESS SAN technology, and that heavily leverages POWER.

    2. IBM and Motorola helped develop the line of microprocessors that Apple now uses. Demonstrably true; the AIM group (Apple, IBM, Motorola) was established to do just that.

    As far as your replies to my posts, I'm afraid I've now lost what point you were trying to make.

  55. Totally different corporate cultures by redwoodtree · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sorry folks, this would be an unmitigated disaster. If you've spent any time with employees of IBM and Apple (in a professional setting) you will know that the cultures are wildly different.

    IBM is still all about sales, employing thousands of technical salespeople, they have a whole fleet of techies in each theatre of operation devoted to on-site support, technical "deep dives" and so on. Apple is trying to do the consumer thing, their consumer touch points are the Apple stores and their entire marketing campaign is aimed at young, hip, urban folk.

    The marriage of these companies would undoubtedly alienate one or both sets of employees. Jobs could not be on top (running pixar, apple AND IBM??) and Apple could not operate how it does, with micromangers roaming the halls making last minute design changes and changing the direction of projects on the drop of a hat.

    Anyway, this seems like wild speculation to me and if it's true, more power to them. But I see very bad things for a marriage of this type.

  56. Ugh, just shut up please by tekunokurato · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Okay, look, I *really* don't mean to troll here. This would NEVER happen. EVER. AAPL right now has a P/E of 95--it's the stock's highest valuation since the bubble, and it's above the consensus price targets according my little friend Bloomberg over here. This means that IBM would have an extremely difficult time getting a decent return out of such an acquisition, and you can trust me (if you can trust an M&A banker at all -_^)--IBM doesn't like to pay huge multiples.

    IBM could gear up and go all consumer on our asses if it wanted, but it's not going to because the company is committed towards moving away from things it is historically weak in. It could gear its PC unit up-scale and sell value-added, noncommoditized PCs if it wanted, but it doesn't because they're not particularly useful to enterprises.

    It would NOT be possible for IBM to suddenly leverage Macs from 5% to 80% market share, and if it tried such a pitch to a valuable customer, well, HP would be up one valuable customer and IBM down one Sales Manager and one Palmisano.

  57. time for OS/2 to rise ;-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Dump OSX and replace it with OS/2 Warp PowerPC edition! ;-)

    Yeehaw, good by aqua, presentation manager here I come.

  58. Steve Jobs on IBM Hardware [Thinkpads] by sagefire.org · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If I remember right, when Jobs came back to Apple, a big deal was made about him (or was it his daughter) using a ThinkPad.

    When asked about this, he said something like, "Once Apple builds a better machine, I will buy it."

    Other rumors like this had Jobs booting up OpenStep and using Omniweb instead of MacOS 8-9.x.

    I tend to believe these rumors. Jobs has always been the idea man. Holding to an ideal as a challenge for his engineers to outdo him seem right.

    Anyway, earlier posts saying that contracting with IBM so that Big Blue can sell machines using its own PowerPC chips instead of Intel/AMD stuff does make sense in a way. Maybe such a deal would be contingent on IBM increasing PPC production, who knows.

    IBM could ship servers running some *Nix variant (maybe even based on Darwin [yes, now I am dreaming]) that is optimized for interplay with MacOS on the desktop. End users, get Photoshop and MS Office on their Macs, IT guys get *Nix security, IBM sells its chips, I don't see a loser here.

  59. missing piece by ryanw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I see a lot of people talking about possible reasons for this news to be true. IBM wanting to get rid of Microsoft, IBM being so corporate focused, etc. I also see reasons why there is "a snowball's chance in hell" that IBM would want MacOSX. Such as IBM could just repackge BSD or use their own AIX. BUT, there is something that nobody has mentioned yet.

    I'm sure IBM HATES putting "Intel Inside" stickers on their laptops and machines they use for desktops. Throwing a PowerMac under a desk at a client's operation is a DOUBLE win for IBM. Eats into Microsoft and it doesn't say "Intel" on it anywhere.

    IBM and Apple have one major thing in comon. They both sell HIGH quality solutions which come with a pricetag. Sure, Apple has some sub $1000 solutions, but there are venders out there selling sub $300 systems which totally lack quality. Sellings systems with such a pricetag requires consumer confidence and a "NAME". Receiving a product purchased from IBM having a sticker on it that says "Intel Inside" is a HUGE blow to IBM.

    I don't know about you, but I was shocked to see the POWERMAC G5 when it was released. My VERY FIRST thought of the Powermac G5 was "This looks like as if Apple had designed a system for IBM." I don't know exactly why I had that thought, maybe it was all the hype around the IBM PPC 970. But if you look at a powermac, it looks like the combination of eligance but the look of power. In otherwords, Apple + IBM.